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  1. Re:They're not 128x128 on Longhorn Preview · · Score: 2, Funny
    You can work a slider to bump them up to a fairly large size.

    Sounds nasty. Does it come with a box of Kleenex?

  2. Re:and more? on Longhorn Preview · · Score: 1

    Yer missin' a zero there, buckaroo.

  3. Re:Thank God! on Judge Denies SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn · · Score: 1

    I concur. Google news, both current and year-old, is great and all, but nothing beats a good SCO beating!

  4. Re:May I be the first to say: on Judge Denies SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn · · Score: 1

    IBM: SCO, you got F'd in the A!

  5. Re:5.3 Million? on MP3 Market Approaching Critical Mass · · Score: 1
  6. Title suggestion on Resurrection Ecology Gives Life to Old Eggs · · Score: 1

    Billy and the Clone-a-saurus

  7. Re:No problem on Site for Moon Base Determined · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps you should try wearing something with better insulation than red/blue body paint and an official Bills' G-String.

  8. ObHibbert on Xbox360 Name Confirmed · · Score: 1
    Within 6-12 weeks, that enormous controller will comfortably fit your mutated, gigantic, powerful hands.

    Good Lord!! Gigantism!

  9. Re:"360" on Xbox360 Name Confirmed · · Score: 1

    No, it's the wattage required per controller.

  10. Re:errrmmmm... on Optical Computer Made From Frozen Light · · Score: 1

    Zero is a negative number now?

  11. Re:Excellent Article! on Linux Can't Kill Windows · · Score: 1

    So... emacs is to be the death of Windows?

  12. ObSimpsons on The Shuttle Mission No One Wants · · Score: 1

    "Ice-cream scoop?!?!"
    "Dammit Smithers, this is brain surgery, not rocket science!"

  13. Re:Sounds Fishy to me... on Intel Seeking Moore's Law Original Publication · · Score: 1
    BTW how do I know if I got first post???

    Why, you win the grand prize, of course: CowboyNeal comes over to your house with a bucket of warm butter, wearing only a sombrero.

  14. Re:AMD vs Intel on Intel Seeking Moore's Law Original Publication · · Score: 1

    Not likely. That issue contains SCO's IP, therefore anyone trying to buy, sell, share or read it is stealing intellectual property that righfully belongs to Darl and Chris.

  15. Re:My opinion hasn't changed on BitKeeper Love Triangle: McVoy, Linus and Tridge · · Score: 1
    There should be nothing you can do, for example, in a SQL query, that will stop the RDBMS from working.

    Agreed. Sure wish Sybase had the same mindset, though.

  16. Re:0 base counter... on The Top Three Reasons for Humans in Space · · Score: 2, Funny
    Spam-Wise
    PO Box 1484
    West Lompoc, Kasans

    Spam? Spam Gangree, is that you? How is Frito doing these days?

  17. Re:Overpriced on Router Built for Gamers · · Score: 1
    Gaming routers come with a Firewallhack built in.

    Does Punkbuster detect these yet?

  18. ObGarth on Router Built for Gamers · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's like, some people only do things because they get paid, and I think that's just sad."

  19. Re:Maybe it's pg-13 for sexuality? Maybe... on Revenge of the Sith Officially Rated PG-13 · · Score: 2, Funny
    3: They do not say "Save me *deity or scientific theory*"

    Save me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

  20. Re:Yay! on Hole Drilled to Bottom of Earth's Crust · · Score: 1

    Who wants a sno-cone?

  21. Re:Mon Calamar on Water Spectacular in Episode III? · · Score: 1

    If any Slashdot thread is an appropriate one to link to that picture of the woman with the squid in her hoo-hah, THIS one is it.

    Too bad I forgot the URL.

  22. Re:You think that's bad.... on Best Buy Has Man Arrested for Using $2 Bills · · Score: 1

    Really? Strippers get pissed because you tip $2 instead of $1?

  23. Re:They deliver HTML. on GPL 3.0 to Penalize Google, Amazon? · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Right now you only have to make your source code available when you distribute via a CD. If you distribute through another technology, you don't have to open source.

    Huh? How is distributing via CD licensed in a different manner than via floppy, network, DVD, etc.? Would you point out the paragraph in the GNU GPL that specifically states that it only covers software on CD?

    Look at all the clever little web sites on the Internet. We don't get to see their source code on the web server.

    Right-click and select "View Source".

  24. Re:A better punishment on Spammer Sentenced to 9 Years in Jail · · Score: 1
    Now where'd I put those chickens?

    Where'd you locate your most complex SCSI-based setup? THAT'S where you'll find your chickens... the carcasses, anyway.

  25. Re:show resistance to these authoritarians on Should You Trust MAPS? · · Score: 1
    I hate to think what a penile ejection unit might be...

    Especially considering what he said about spammers and cum...