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Judge Denies SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn

karvind writes "Groklaw has up an article stating that judge Kimball has issued an order regarding SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend Its Complaint: The Motion is denied. SCO has finally filed its 10Q." From the article: "The court declines to adjourn the hearing. Accordingly, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend Its Complaint is DENIED. In addition to hearing SCO's Motion to Amend its Complaint and SCO's Motion to Compel the Deposition of Samuel Palmisano at the April 21, 2005 hearing, the parties are hereby NOTIFIED that the court will also hear argument regarding the parties' Proposed Scheduling Orders."

206 comments

  1. Background to the case by Flywheels+of+Fire · · Score: 1, Informative
    Here is the background to the case courtesy of linux.kernel NG.

    For those who do not wish to RTFA, the gist is:

    Briefly, IBM asked the judge to rule that they weren't infringing any of Calsera/SCO's copyrights by distributing Linux. And they further asked for that ruling immediately, before the trial is complete. In such a pre-trial summary judgement motion, the rules are heavily biased in favor of Caldera/SCO; they only have to show a tiny bit of evidence to defeat the motion.

    1. Re:Background to the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. in other words... no real progress has been made? Wonderful.

    2. Re:Background to the case by rewt66 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Old news. That was IBM's motions for summary judgment, which were denied (though the judge had some amazingly harsh words for SCO in the process). That's not what this article is about at all.

    3. Re:Background to the case by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's a nice summary, but it's not related to the article in any way, shape, or form.

      Here's another groklaw article explaining what this one is about.

    4. Re:Background to the case by dspisak · · Score: 1

      Yes, lets post news stories so obfuscated that they need another story posted just to explain what the hell was said in the first story! Why stop at just one level of obfuscation, why dont we have stories that require four or five or even six degrees of obfuscation and reporting just to get the original content of the first article across as coherent thought?

    5. Re:Background to the case by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Yes, lets post news stories so obfuscated that they need another story posted just to explain what the hell was said in the first story! Why stop at just one level of obfuscation, why dont we have stories that require four or five or even six degrees of obfuscation and reporting just to get the original content of the first article across as coherent thought?

      I appears that you are not really eligible for the upward management career track and are not a team player. It will be noted on your performance review.

    6. Re:Background to the case by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Eschew obfuscation.

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    7. Re:Background to the case by jdray · · Score: 1

      Gezundheit.

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    8. Re:Background to the case by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      I knew that was coming. ;)

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    9. Re:Background to the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mahahahahahaha!!!

    10. Re:Background to the case by schon · · Score: 1

      the rules are heavily biased in favor of Caldera/SCO; they only have to show a tiny bit of evidence to defeat the motion

      Or, in this case, no evidence at all.

    11. Re:Background to the case by Systems+Curmudgeon · · Score: 1

      Hi, your informative email is not what the current motion is about, but let that pass. you wrote: "In such a pre-trial summary judgement motion, the rules are heavily biased in favor of Caldera/SCO; they only have to show a tiny bit of evidence to defeat the motion. ..." It may seem easy to produce a 'tiny bit of evidence', but SCO has already sworn that no such evidence exists. In discovery they were required to provide IBM with such info and they averred that there is none, refusing even at the judge's demand to produce it. If SCO produces that 'tiny bit of info' now, it will be inadmissible, and someone will go to jail for defying to, and lying to, the judge.

  2. 10Q by uberdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO has finally filed its 10Q.

    You're Welcome.

    1. Re:10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno why. But for some reason, I find your comment hilarious.

    2. Re:10Q by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

      Ya, it was a silly joke on a slow Friday afternoon. It was just what I needed.

      -d

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    3. Re:10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it.

    4. Re:10Q by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      Say it out loud a few times. It's a (bad) pun. :-]

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    5. Re:10Q by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Wow. That was way too much effort to finally get a groaner, but thanks, I think.

    6. Re:10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Funnier response would've been:
      NP
      But that probably would've been over most of the mods' heads. ;-)

      </deadhorse>
    7. Re:10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but it not mentioning it would be a shame for those of us who have no problem with it.

    8. Re:10Q by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      I read that as "SCO has finaly a 10 IQ"

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    9. Re:10Q by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      The 10Q is a filing with the SEC required by all public companies over a certain size. It discloses a lot of informaiton.

      http://www.investopedia.com/terms/1/10q.asp

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  3. May I be the first to say: by mcc · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...what?

    1. Re:May I be the first to say: by Shalda · · Score: 4, Funny

      First, one should RTFA. Having RTFA, I'm really only left with one question: WTF? No, really, WTF? I take a very keen interest in the law and the Supreme court in general, but WTF? I propose the Thunderdome method of judicial reform. Two men enter, one man leaves.

    2. Re:May I be the first to say: by TedTschopp · · Score: 3, Funny

      "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

      But on a side note, I Agree... What?

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    3. Re:May I be the first to say: by macrom · · Score: 3, Informative

      OK, my attempt to explain from what little legal knowledge I have.

      Ex parte orders mean that you're asking for something in your benefit without the other party consenting or defending the decision. Restraining orders, protective orders, etc. are generally ex parte decisions. In other words, the judge hears one side of the arguments and makes a decision for that one side.

      I would imagine that SCO is asking for an adjournment without IBM's consent and without first consulting IBM's attorneys. He must feel that they don't have enough reason to do so without some other kind of trial.

    4. Re:May I be the first to say: by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 4, Funny
      to break it down...

      SCO: Hold up your Honor, my bad, thats not the way it happened. What really happened was...

      JUDGE: Shut your Pie-Hole SCO. It's too damn late to be changing your story, yet again.

      IBM: Oh, SCO you been served.

      SCO: Now it's on!

      ...etc

      --

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    5. Re:May I be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Quite simple. SCO wanted to change what its claims are again -- something like, "what we really meant was that this is all about IBM using SCO code in AIX on Power." SCO missed its deadline to amend its claims, by over a year.

      The judge said no, without offering explanation.

      Additionally, SCO and IBM can't agree on scheduling. They had been ordered to meet and come up with a schedule. According to IBM, the two did meet and had a tenative agreement, but SCO changed its mind (withouth explanation) at the last minute. So, the judge said that they'll discuss that at the April 21 hearing as well.

    6. Re:May I be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is probably how non-technical people feel when we try to explain computer issues to them.
      How come everyone here is so quick to say, "legal speak, me no understand," when we are constantly deriding computer users who don't take the time to figure out exactly how a computer works?

    7. Re:May I be the first to say: by iabervon · · Score: 1

      SCO still hasn't made any claims against IBM that they can even try to argue. They want to add more claims. They're supposed to argue next Thursday that they should be allowed to add something. They want to delay that argument until June. The court refuses to change the date.

    8. Re:May I be the first to say: by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Ex parte orders mean that you're asking for something in your benefit without the other party consenting or defending the decision"

      Damn, all I saw was 'Parte!!!!!'

      I already got the tequila, salt and lemons, it'd be a shame to waste them...

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    9. Re:May I be the first to say: by sharkey · · Score: 1

      IBM: SCO, you got F'd in the A!

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    10. Re:May I be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you allow proxys? What happens when 90 year old man is accused falsely by young strong man of something? Or if you do, what about when old rich man can hire the best of the best to destroy young poor man?

      How do you balance thunderdome justice?

      Two man enters, one man leaves. What about sex discrimination! (I know I ain't getting any lately)

      This has been brought to you by the people for bigger picture and ramifications.

    11. Re:May I be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they are not true geeks.

      any true geek knows the power of
      google.com
      and
      dictionary.com

      (Sorry for the snipe, but I beleve that what sepperats us from the L-users (Licenced Users) is that whenever we come across something we don't understad we are over come with a desire to understand as much as possable about it... as opposed to running into a dark cave... any one who runs when confronted with the unknown, does not deserve the right to call themselves geeks.)

    12. Re:May I be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, let's see, the old are just taking up resources anyways. And what about when the old rich man can hire the best of the best lawyer?

      I balance thunderdrome justice with a nice gin and tonic.

      Okay, chicks can have legal disputes as well, but they will be in a tub full of Jello. Cause Jello wrestling is hot.

      This has been brought to you by an anonymous troll!

    13. Re:May I be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG LOL ROFLCOPTER FTW!!! SCO N000B! WTF BBQ NIPPLECHEEZE? Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

    14. Re:May I be the first to say: by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Actually, legalese (and a lot of the stuff economists say, for that matter) has _exactly_ this efect on me. It's not that I think I couldn't understand it, it's just that it would take a couple of hours I'd never get back.

      Technical issues are another matter entirely.

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    15. Re:May I be the first to say: by Caraig · · Score: 1

      Who run Santa Clara Town?

      Tina Turner in chainmail for the win.

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      "I am an Adept of Tantric VAX."
    16. Re:May I be the first to say: by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      It is desire to learn or bypass stuff like tech talk, legal speak and the dreaded insurance crap. Even if I'll never have a use for most tech talk (or sci stuff), it's still interesting. Legal speak and insurance crap just bore the hell out of me.

      "Don't tell me how to decode legal speak, just tell me what it means! Legal speak does not trump GIS boobie search!"

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    17. Re:May I be the first to say: by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      It sounds like we pretty much agree on this.

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  4. GAH! by Derekloffin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Legal Speak! Can... no... understand... Brain Melting!

    1. Re:GAH! by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      All humans need to learn some (but NEVER achieve fluency in) W.I.Sish*

      *W.I.S. Weasels in Suits

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  5. No understand by yodaj007 · · Score: 0

    I don't understand what that all means. Can anyone explain it to me?

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    1. Re:No understand by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the beginning of this court case, SCO were being required by the judge to provide evidence to the court relating to the copyright/IP violations by IBM.

      Now, just about everyone thinks they don't have anything to show (perhaps even SCO know this themselves), and SCO even appeared to confirm this by requiring IBM to provide them with every possible item of documentation relating to the joint projects (in legal speak "discovery". This had two advantages; it delayed the court, and SCO might just actually find something useful.

      IBM isn't falling into this trap, and like everyone else around the world, are still waiting with baited breath for SCO to provide the evidence of the original accusation of IP/copyright theft.

      Everyone knows the information from IBM is not fundamental to this case ; after all, you don't go to court accusing someone of theft unless you already know what is missing, do you?

      When SCO realized they wouldn't get this information, they attempted another delay tactic, by asking the judge to pause the court hearing until IBM provide all documents relating to their projects with SCO. The judge refused this request, not least of all because the judge is an ex-lawyer himself, and know the tricks that lawyers will get up to when they have a weak case.

      This puts this game of legal ping-pong firmly in SCO's side of the net now. They will *have* to provide the evidence of violation otherwise their case will probably collapse.

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    2. Re:No understand by Rorgg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Weeeeeeeell... that's all true, but like an earlier poster, not relevant to THIS decision. This particular one was about an upcoming hearing about a couple of matters: IBM wants reconsideration on the "produce everything" document, SCO wants to ammend its claims AGAIN, and IBM wants the judge to force SCO to pin down its claims now, instead of at the end of discovery. Oh, and the Palmisano deposition. Anyway, SCO wanted to postpone the whole mishmosh until June, and the judge said no. So next week, they go to court. Don't expect anything decided that day. On the spot rulings have been very rare in this case, in most instances it's been 2 days to 2 weeks before the rulings come down, although the "No Credible Evidence" ruling of a few weeks ago makes one think SCO's bankroll of goodwill with the judges is wearing thin.

    3. Re:No understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in England MG Rover is in a terminal state after 5 years, while SCO* have a few more years of playing things out. No word if SAIC is going to cherrypick SCO.

  6. I MUST say that definitely MAKES my day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, kids I am extremely GLAD to see that the courts are finally taking an INTELLIGENT approach to the SCO case.

  7. IANAL by pb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Therefore, I have no idea what you just said.

    And, sadly, I read Groklaw too. D'oh!

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  8. Erp... by Mike+Markley · · Score: 1

    English translation, anyone?

    1. Re:Erp... by Flywheels+of+Fire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Check my earlier post which the mods have graciously marked as troll. It has a link to a plain English explanation.

    2. Re:Erp... by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      All of that talks about IBM's motion for summary judgement. I don't see any explanation of what an Ex Parte motion to adjourn is, why SCO filed it, what impact it may have had on the case, and why the judge might have denied it.

      I'm well up on the background to the case, it's the legalese surrounding this particular event that needs translating.

    3. Re:Erp... by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Informative
      SCO asked for yet another delay in the case, the judge said they couldn't have one and the case would proceed as previously scheduled. They've also filed their quarterly financial report for Q1 2005 (the 10Q) bringing themselves back into NASDAQ regulation compliance, so they probably won't now get delisted and their SCOX ticker symbol will lose the red "E" soon.

      That's it. Why this got a front page story I don't know, although it is a sign that this judge at least feels that SCO now has sufficient rope to hang themselves with, so there is that.

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    4. Re:Erp... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      SCOs screwed.

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    5. Re:Erp... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      Also, the judge will add hear two more arguments from SCO on April 21st. Originally he was to hear arguments about the Scheudling Order. Now he will hear two other ones from SCO.

      SCO's Motion to Amend its Complaint: SCO wants to change what evil they claim that IBM did to them. IBM will oppose this because procedurally they should have filed this a year ago.

      SCO's Motion to Compel the Deposition of Samuel Palmisano: SCO wants to depose the CEO of IBM. IBM opposes this because the CEO has no knowledge about Linux copyright infringement or Project Monterrey as he was brought into the company well after all these alleged misdeed occurred. Also, even if he was the CEO or part of the company back then he doesn't know any details because he handles high level matters.

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    6. Re:Erp... by mrsev · · Score: 1

      So actualy we have two unrealted peices of information here:

      1- SCO is in "even" deeper shit from the court case. After talking up the "size" of their case the judge3 is finally asking them to drop their pants and measure up to IBM.

      2- Two nothing to do with 1: They file a peice of paper so that they can be let back into NASDAQ.

      It is nice how the two stories are intertwined so that they make the illusion of one:

      In the 10Q report there is some good stuff like:

      1-Darl McBride makes $265,000 per year.

      2-"The Employee Incentive Bonus Program (Bonus Plan) is designed to reward employees for their contributions to the successful achievement of certain corporate goals and objectives and to share the success (and risks) of the business with employees based upon successful achievement of quarterly business goals." ho ho ho

      3-total assets:$55,400,000
      total liabilites $55,400,000

    7. Re:Erp... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I'm well up on the background to the case, it's the legalese surrounding this particular event that needs translating.

      The legalese is not that interesting, the real question is why SCO would be filing for an extension.

      If SCO had found a smoking gun they would not be needing an extension. The fact they are asking for one means that they have not yet found one in that morass of discovery.

      The refusal of summary judgement means nothing until the discovery process is over. The judge is not very likely to end the case while discovery is pending, SCO might find the proof they need. In this particular case it is unlikely that IBM would discover proof they were innocent and especially not until the specific copyright works have been identified.

      The real story is in the responses that the judge has been giving to the motions. Her patience is wearing thin, and not with IBM.

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  9. Legalese... I hate this stuff. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Uh, would someone mind telling me what all this '1337 legal-5p33k means? Does it mean SCO lost all of its cases against Linux users? Does it mean that the judge is forcing SCO to shutdown and give all its assets directly to OSDN? Does it mean that Darl is going to prison for life without parole? What the heck does it mean?!

    1. Re:Legalese... I hate this stuff. by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought as well. Ive been following the case and this makes no sense to me :(... I can understand perl but I cant understand "english"? heh

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    2. Re:Legalese... I hate this stuff. by eddy · · Score: 4, Informative

      SCOXE wanted time to "amend their complaint" (this is lawyereese for "change our story again"). Before IBM could object (I think...), the judge said "Yeah, right." and denied their plea for delay.

      It's a minor thing.

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    3. Re:Legalese... I hate this stuff. by Phu5ion · · Score: 1
      IANAL, but it looks like this denial means that SCO has to stop dicking around and put their cards on the table next week.

      Of course, i could be wrong and they may find another way to wringe from more time out of this case.

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    4. Re:Legalese... I hate this stuff. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Ever time I see SCOXE I think Goatse.

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  10. Here comes the stampede.... by Lew+Payne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here comes the stampede of SlashDot "laywers"... each with their own [unfounded]
    opinion of what the defendants, judge and attorneys handling the case should do.

    It's better than subscribing to True Detective!

    1. Re:Here comes the stampede.... by flabbergast · · Score: 1

      And they usually preface their [unfounded] opinions with "IANAL but I think..."

    2. Re:Here comes the stampede.... by boarder · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, it looks like there is a bounds to fake lawyerism on /. Almost all of the posts so far have been in the form of "uhhhh... what?" and "that l33t l4wy3r sp33k means nothing."

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    3. Re:Here comes the stampede.... by ninji · · Score: 1

      More like the stampede of /. lawyers now realizing they don't know every legal term and what surrounds it leading to the highlight of these comments: What?

    4. Re:Here comes the stampede.... by iocat · · Score: 2, Funny
      You gotta like the 1337-speakers decrying the lawyer speakers... What we really need is some combination:

      17 i5 h3R3bY 0rD3r3d th4t SCO's X-p4r7e M0t10n 2
      4dj0rn teh @pr1l 21, 2005 4rgUm3nt 0n SCO's m0t10n
      2 4m3nd itz c0mpl41nt 15 D-NI3D. PWN3D!

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    5. Re:Here comes the stampede.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      legal documents are even funnier translated into the Swedish Chef.

      eet ees heerebuy urrdured...

      (wonder if judge Bork knows about it)

  11. When will the SEC step in? by NZheretic · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Re:When will the SEC step in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody should make a copy of this document and e-mail it to enforcement@sec.gov. I bet if enough people complained, they would launch an investigation.

    2. Re:When will the SEC step in? by brilliant-mistake · · Score: 1

      Don't count on the SEC to step in. This is below their radar and they have bigger fish to fry. Lots of stock scams like this go on every day and the SEC is lucky enough to hit the big ones with the case load they have.

    3. Re:When will the SEC step in? by gnuman99 · · Score: 1
      The complaint might be better started as

      Dir Sir/Madam,

      I'm sure not all people in SEC are men.

    4. Re:When will the SEC step in? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I bet they wouldn't care at all, although they should. If this got thrown into the SEC complaint mailbox as spam, it would be ignored. The first time this complaint came in would be all that would be reviewed.

      If you wrote a similar considerate letter expressing your concerns (particularly if you were a stock holder of SCO... one share would be sufficient although having more does mean a little bit more) it would carry quite a bit more weight.

      I don't think you need to get all legal, but a formal complaint can't hurt. Just keep it original and based on your own perspective of the situation.

  12. So.... by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

    When does the SCO firesale start? Heck I bet an executive chair with Darl's buttprint on it might be a collectible item someday.

    1. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably all leased... from Canopy. :-P

      Unfortunately the leases on their office(s) doesn't expire for a few years yet...

    2. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most leases expire immediately upon the lessee filling for Chapter 7 liquidation.

    3. Re:So.... by Phil246 · · Score: 2, Funny

      the only possible use i can think of for a chair with darls buttprint on it would be to make a plaster cast of it, and sell it to linux users worldwide who want to give it a good kicking.
      Since they cant (probably) get the real one.

  13. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent explains the case very clearly in simple English. It is not a troll at all. The Mod is a SCO fan.

    1. Re:Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grandarent is not talking about what the decision is about, and is plagarising a random SCO link. Grandparent is trolling for mod points, nothing more.

    2. Re:Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Grandparent is talking about the background to the flippin' case. What good is knowing the verdict if you don't know what the case is about?

      Besides, GP has given credit to the source of info.

  14. IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not a lawyer. Could somebody please tell me why this is interesting?

  15. Unnecessary usages of caps... by Kethinov · · Score: 4, Funny

    The lawyerspeak jargon seems to like to USE caps for verbs. Explanations DENIED. This Slashdot comment has so been POSTED. Thank you, thank you, I'll BE here all day...

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    1. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Actually, Judge Kimball's keyboard is in need of replacement, but the IT guys are waiting for the spare part from Gateway, and then need to put in a change order to get it authorized for scheduling, then need to get it on the calendar, then need to discuss if this is really the problem, and then they'll delegate it to someone who should do the work at the most convenient time.

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    2. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by ctr2sprt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This sort of thing is common in RFCs too. "Clients MUST implement this feature; clients MUST NOT implement this feature; clients SHOULD implement this feature."

      Now all we need to do is get scientists, Internet RFC authors, and lawyers together... "This comment MUST be MODERATED favorably: moderators SHOULD choose PLUS FIVE (+5) insightful." In the future, all professional publications will look like 1337-speak, I guess.

    3. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of ironic that RFCs were historically a solicitation of comments and ended up being mediocre requirements documents that tell other people what they should do.

    4. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      This sort of thing is common in RFCs too. "Clients MUST implement this feature; clients MUST NOT implement this feature; clients SHOULD implement this feature."

      That's just to emphasize the very specific meaning the phrases have been given. Just like legal documents might use Client to mean Client as defined in great detail earlier, as opposed to client which is any old client (I suppose).

    5. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by Kethinov · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a fine line between emphasis and insulting one's intelligence.

      Oh, wait, that might not have been clear enough for you. Let me rephrase it.

      There's a fine line BETWEEN emphasis and INSULTING one's intelligence.

      Got it now? :)

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    6. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what a judge would think about violating the lameness filter.

    7. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by Caraig · · Score: 1

      TRY the veal!

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    8. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that just makes you sound like Chandler. :)

    9. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who?

    10. Re:Unnecessary usages of caps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I was going to say that!!

  16. Re:The meaning of this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your comment was about as useful as the legal jargon itself.

    Way to be useless.

  17. because by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

    The words Deny and SCO are used in the same sentence, however none of us appear to know if this a good or bad thing.

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  18. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Groklaw has up an article stating that judge Kimball has issued an order regarding SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend Its Complaint: The Motion is denied. SCO has finally filed its 10Q." From the article: "The court declines to adjourn the hearing. Accordingly, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend Its Complaint is DENIED. In addition to hearing SCO's Motion to Amend its Complaint and SCO's Motion to Compel the Deposition of Samuel Palmisano at the April 21, 2005 hearing, the parties are hereby NOTIFIED that the court will also hear argument regarding the parties' Proposed Scheduling Orders."

  19. Would you like some ketchup with your motion? by lildogie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Judge Kimball may well ask SCO to eat their motion during oral arguments.

    1. Re:Would you like some ketchup with your motion? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 4, Funny

      I shudder to think what the British members of our audience will think when they see your post.

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    2. Re:Would you like some ketchup with your motion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual we'll think that the colonies really did get all the useless riff raff.

      I mean come on, look what America could have been and look what it actually is. It makes the crappy, medieval UK look like a well designed meritocracy.

    3. Re:Would you like some ketchup with your motion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I for one shudder to see what movies the German audience would make based off of what the British members think.

      But honestly, nothing would be more poignant than the judge turning to SCO and telling them to eat motion. And then perchance to cease existing (Eat shit and DIE)

    4. Re:Would you like some ketchup with your motion? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I shudder to think what the British members of our audience will think when they see your post.

      Why? Is it different than what an american would think?

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    5. Re:Would you like some ketchup with your motion? by WolfDeusEx · · Score: 1

      You really don't want to know. Motion, eat, oral, I think I need to go lie down and have a cup of Tea.

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    6. Re:Would you like some ketchup with your motion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Do they (the Brits) call it a "motion" and not a "movement?"

      That reminds, however, back when I was in college, I was in a fraternity (I know, I know, geek in a frat...don't ask..) and we had to obey Robert's Rules of Order at chapter meetings. Oh the hilarity. Oh the butchering. "Can I make a movement here?" "I second the movement made on the point by the chair!" "Pointer order!" "The point is mute!" etc. etc. etc.

    7. Re:Would you like some ketchup with your motion? by michaeldot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they'd wonder why the motion wasn't being eaten with Worcestershire sauce and bangers and mash.

  20. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  21. Best I can come up with by Auckerman · · Score: 4, Informative

    SCO wanted to adjorn the court so they could file more complaints. The judge says no to both.

    10Q is a quartly report.

    Samuel Palmisano, the guy wanted to force into deposition, is the CEO of IBM.

    I really do wonder how much longer SCO can survive.

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  22. It has to be good by drakethegreat · · Score: 1

    Well none of us understand this article but I think the one thing we do get is that SCO lost something else, nothing new there, and hey its better then if they won!

  23. Re:Sweet, sweet SCO by pb · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here's a timeline -- looks up to date too!

    As for 'ex parte'... um... the parte is over? Let's get this parte started? No... wait... aha.
    Ex parte refers to a motion or petition by or for one party. An ex parte judicial proceeding is on where the opposing party has not received notice nor is present.
    But, y'know, they couldn't just say that.
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  24. The McBride Meltdown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You might have missed the CC, but Darl McBride had a little meltdown where he blamed Groklaw and PJ for the sorry state of his company.

    See for instance cbronline

    I'll let Elcorton speak, because he can speak for many:

    Instead of unsupported innuendo against Pamela Jones, why didn't you talk about the fact that both the judge in the IBM case and YOUR OWN COUNSEL have publicly called you a liar for your fraudulent claims of copyright infringement in Linux? You trotted out that miserable little slug Stowell to announce that you wouldn't talk about specifics of pending litigation, which you then proceeded to do when it served your purpose. But you didn't mention that Judge Kimball, who has seen all the sealed filings that you always said proved your case, was "astonished" to find NO COMPETENT EVIDENCE supporting your public pronouncements of all this misappropriated material in Linux. NONE. So tell us again what was in all those sealed filings that the judge overlooked.

    Neither did you mention that your own lawyer Robert Silver said in open court that the AutoZone case has NOTHING TO DO WITH LINUX, after you told your shareholders exactly the opposite in a previous conference call. Is that what you mean be "transparency," Darl?

    And who do you think gives a fuck who Pamela Jones "really" is? Was it Groklaw that found a "vast disparity" between your public pronouncements and actual evidence? No, Darl, that was a United States District Judge. Too bad none of the callers today brought that up.

    Why doesn't your "transparent" web site, the one that has only facts and no spin, mention the fact that your case against Daimler-Chrysler was DISMISSED as to all but one trivial claim, and that your appeal of the dismissal was DENIED months ago? Is all that set in a transparent font?

    You're a better liar but a worse human being than any of the contemptible shills who haunt this board. If you really had anything on Jones you would have used it by now. Who's going to be the next victim of a "heart attack" that later turns out to be a bullet in the head with "no possibility of murder?" Anybody who stands up to that has courage. You disgust me, you cowardly little crooked prick.

    As the cbronline author notes:

    "So who is Pamela Jones? McBride would not say. "We're still digging to the bottom of this. I think once we have all of the facts complete we'll be glad to do [share] that," he said. Perhaps the bigger question might be why SCO, a company McBride claimed is "steadfastly focused on winning in both the court room and in the market place" is so concerned with what a small community web site thinks about its claims."

    Indeed.

    Some think this Groklaw attack was just redirection to get eyes off the bad numbers. I think it's much more than that. This is another sign of utter DESPERATION from the SCOXE crew. They're fucked, they know it... and now it's time to blame someone else.

    1. Re:The McBride Meltdown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wow. That's just... hilarious!

      Your company is going down the drain because you don't produce anything of value and sue everybody you have a business relationship with... and you blame it all on some "shady" paralegal who you claim "isn't who she appears to be"?

      I'm torn between thinking Darl has crossed the line into true paranoid delusion, and thinking that he's just reverted into a child-like persona of blaming failure on anybody, *anybody* but himself.

      I should feel sorry for the guy, but he's brought it all on himself, and I've just got my fingers crossed hoping for even more comedy. I'm sure he's not far off cracking up and declaring that Pamela Jones is just Linus Torvalds in a dress.

    2. Re:The McBride Meltdown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So who is Pamela Jones?"

      a) A non-lawyer who does legal analysis
      b) A nickname for any non-lawyer on Slashdot who does legal analysis (as in "that AC is just a PJ")

    3. Re:The McBride Meltdown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "A non-lawyer who does legal analysis"

      Huh? Who do you think does all the legal analysis for the attorneys? Right, paralegals. That's their job. What is PJ? Right, a paralegal. Legal analysis is what she does.

    4. Re:The McBride Meltdown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "that Pamela Jones is just Linus Torvalds in a dress"

      Now that's an image I want to forget.. *engage memory erase...*

  25. Explain by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

    IANAL, can someone explain what this means?

    -d

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    1. Re:Explain by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 5, Funny

      http://www.google.com/search?lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 &q=IANAL

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    2. Re:Explain by disposable60 · · Score: 1

      One of two things depending on context. As a disclaimer, one is asserting that he or she is not actually qualified to dispense legal counsel. As a qualifier in a personals ad, one asserts that one likes having one's colon irrigated with semen. Sometimes, it's both.

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    3. Re:Explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo!

    4. Re:Explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheerio! RIGHT RIGHT!

  26. Small typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should read "Ex Pirate Motion."

  27. IANA Paralegal Either Apparently by shawnmchorse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because I just spent ten minutes or so with Groklaw trying to figure out what this Slashdot article meant, and I still have no idea.

  28. 10Q -- HA! by dthirteen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The balance sheet of the 10Q shows that without the SCOsource licensing (a.k.a. law suit) they'd be breakeven instead of 3.5 million in the whole.

    1. Re:10Q -- HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's because without the lawsuit, their $0 of revenues minus their $0 of expenses equals $0 of profit.

    2. Re:10Q -- HA! by GrabtharsHammer · · Score: 5, Funny

      My favourite part of the 10Q filing is in 10Qa, under "Other Assets".

      It reads:

      Goodwill: --

      As in, none left.

    3. Re:10Q -- HA! by clymere · · Score: 1

      Thats hilarious. I wish i points to mod this up with.

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    4. Re:10Q -- HA! by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      Goodwill: --

      Actually this is very significant, goodwill is a measure of the difference between the price paid for a company that is aqcuired and the hard assets of the company. Most IT companies have huge figures for goodwill because they will buy a company for maybe $100 million and its hard assets might be less then $10 million, the rest is the value of the ongoing business.

      In normal circumstances goodwill depreciates at a steady rate but if a company suffers a major financial catastrophe the 'goodwill' has to be written off faster. SCO makes no money from the SCO business acquired by Caldrea, the assets have to be written down to zero as a result.

      What this means is that SCO has no ongoing business from any of its acquisitions. It litterally has no goodwill, that is the relationships that are the real value of a modern company.

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    5. Re:10Q -- HA! by megabyte405 · · Score: 1

      No, you have that wrong. That is --, which means each time the document is parsed (read, in this context), their goodwill decreases by 1 and is stored to the same variable. Hopefully they didn't forget the semicolon....

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  29. Something I don't understand by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    Why do these cases seem to take for ever? Two years sofar, for evidence that SCO claims it had? In our fast tech world, a case could be solved when the technologies involved are no longer relevant for the world at the time. The worst is that the winner could have lost all potential revenue at that time.

    1. Re:Something I don't understand by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Because SCO is asking for extensions and unlike the criminal system there is no right to a speedy trial.

  30. The translation for the slashdot crowd. by lexsco · · Score: 1, Funny

    Judge Kimball just goatse'd SCO!!

  31. Because by pb · · Score: 1

    You're mcc, and we love you.

    Also that post sounds like it's about an ex parte motion brought forth by IBM, but this clearly says it's SCO's ex parte motion, so maybe that text is just wrong. However it does appear to link to some long and boring diatribe about the right lawsuit, so I imagine people will mod it up anyhow, leaving both of us no more informed than we were before.

    Oh yeah, and no doubt some $3 crack is involved as well.

    Cheers :)

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  32. What I want to know is this by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    How does this relate to end of this trial?

    I want to see sco fail and then go bankrupt like everyone else, but I just want this sore/wort to finally go away and McBride get his prison sentance.

    So far all I can get (I am not a laywer) out of this is motion is that SCO wanted to file more compliants agaisnt IBM and the judge denied it.

    1. Re:What I want to know is this by cdrudge · · Score: 2, Funny

      It doesn't relate directly to the end of the trial. It just means that SCO's motion to further delay things was denied. It doesn't mean that SCO won't try other delay tactics, just that this particular tactic is dead.

      It's kind of like putting a 6 year old to bed. They will kick and scream and fight to stay up as long as they can. They will find excuses to drag things on as long as they can in hopes that you will forget how late it is getting. Eventually though, they always end up going to sleep.

    2. Re:What I want to know is this by thparker · · Score: 3, Informative
      So far all I can get (I am not a laywer) out of this is motion is that SCO wanted to file more compliants agaisnt IBM and the judge denied it

      I'm not a lawyer either, but I've worked with enough legal nonsense to explain this. (Though probably not as well as Groklaw.) You slightly missed what happened.

      SCO already had a motion (the "motion to amend") on the table to add one additional claim to their suit. This amendment motion then got scheduled to be heard on April 21, meaning that both parties show up in court and make their arguments. They were also scheduled to discuss scheduling proposals, which I think means that they would hammer out dates on which no new discovery can take place and that kind of thing. This is the motion you were referring to. No decision was made by the judge on it.

      The motion in the article was to adjourn the April 21 hearing, that is to say they wanted to cancel the scheduled courtroom discussion of the motion mentioned above. They said they needed this cancellation because they wanted to add even more claims besides the single new one that would be discussed April 21. I think they also said they wanted to change around the scheduling proposal. The judge ruled against this motion to adjourn -- essentially saying no, we're not going to delay any longer, you are going to show up on April 21 and argue your amendment motion.

      The shorter version -- SCO tried to cancel a court date and stall some more. The judge said no, they need to show up and proceed.

      Note that this only means they have to appear on April 21 and argue on whether or not they can add another claim to their lawsuit. I am pretty sure they will NOT be arguing any aspect of the actual lawsuit on April 21.

    3. Re:What I want to know is this by Neil+Rubin · · Score: 1
      There is no reason for this story to be on the front page of Slashdot--unless everyone here is far more interested in the arcana of civil procedure than I think they are.

      But, since you asked . . .

      How does this relate to end of this trial?
      Not much. This was just a pre-trial motion about when the court was going to hear oral arguments about several other pre-trial motions.

      In the (often long) pre-trial phase, two main things happen: (1) the parties get information about what the facts are, both from witnesses and from each other, and (2) the parties and court iron out what the disputed issues are that will be decided at the trial.

      The process of getting the facts is called "discovery." It is slow and expensive. It also is largely the responsibility of the parties, though often the court has to resolve disputes.

      The disputed issues are laid out in a document called the "complaint." Everything the plaintiffs do at the trial must be directed at proving something in the complaint, and if you don't have a legal theory in your complaint, you give up the chance to ever argue it.

      A large part of pre-trial is about refining the complaint. The defendants try to get parts of it dismissed. The plaintiffs get the chance to amend it, though except near the beginning, they need the permission of the court. Each party will try to have the judge rule on part or all of the complaint prior to trial--something called summary judgment. The whole process in federal court is largely governed by the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.

      Anyway, SCO wanted to delay the date of a hearing on whether it can amend its complaint. Delaying the date of the hearing would probably have delayed the date of the trial, assuming the case ever gets there. So I guess this brings the end of the case a little sooner.

      So far all I can get (I am not a laywer) out of this is motion is that SCO wanted to file more compliants agaisnt IBM and the judge denied it.
      Not even that. The judge won't decide whether SCO can amend until after the hearing. The judge just decided that the hearing has to happen on the scheduled date. Basically, he denied SCO's request for more time to prepare for the hearing.
    4. Re:What I want to know is this by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      In order to make heads or tails out of this mess, here's some helpful links:

      The original Groklaw article re: SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend Its Complaint

      The original Groklaw article re: SCO's Reply in Support of its Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend Complaint

      Groklaw's article that discussed the Ex Parte motion before it was turned to text and analyzed in depth

      Hopefully with those three clues, we can end the stream of articles wondering what this whole thing is all about.

      Also, when PJ's writing, she tends to group things together in order to save herself time. I don't think the filing of the 10Q for FY2005Q1 merits its own article, nor does the motion re: SCO wanting to depose IBM's CEO Sam Palmisano, who I'm certain knows nothing at all about the Linux track that IBM has taken.

  33. In related news by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Val Noorda has committed suicide. I'm susrpised that this never made it to the slashdot front page at the time, though, of course, we'll never know the true cause of it.

    1. Re:In related news by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 3, Informative


      Sorry, the link points to the "original" version of the story, bad paste job on my part. Here is a google link.

    2. Re:In related news by Soko · · Score: 1

      I read "Maureen O'Gara reports" and backed away.

      There's no way I'm giving clicks to the likes of her - she's worse than Laura DiDio.

      May they both end up crying into thier afternoon tea when SCO is nothing but a little smudge of red ink on the floor of the Utah desert.

      Soko

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  34. EXPLANATION HERE by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ex-parte motion:

    "Ex parte refers to a motion or petition by or for one party. An ex parte judicial proceeding is on where the opposing party has not received notice nor is present. This is an exception to the usual rule of court procedure and due process rights that both parties must be present at any argument before a judge."
    (Source: http://www.uslegalforms.com/lawdigest/legal-defini tions.php/US/US-EX_PARTE.htm
    )

    About the 10-Q:

    "What does it Mean? A quarterly report submitted by all public companies to the SEC in which firms are required to disclose relevant information regarding their financial position. This must be done on time, and the information should be available to all interested parties." (Source: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/1/10q.asp)

    ---
    In other words...

    This means that SCO wanted to play dirty on Linux er, IBM, by doing legal things on their back, this is, without IBM being present for the legal actions to take place - but judge Kimball didn't allow them to do so. Also, SCO also published their quarterly report.

    (RTFW <-- words of wisdom to slashdotters regarding legalese ;-) )

    1. Re:EXPLANATION HERE by XorNand · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This means that SCO wanted to play dirty on Linux er, IBM, by doing legal things on their back, this is, without IBM being present for the legal actions to take place - but judge Kimball didn't allow them to do so. Also, SCO also published their quarterly report.
      Huh? SCO wanted to a break so they could circle their wagons and probably change their strategy. Just because they didn't want to ask permission from IBM to do that, doesn't mean that "they're playing dirty" or doing anything underhanded. Their case, of course, is suspect, but this particular action is pretty much a non-story. Turn the flames down--move along, there's nothing to see here.
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    2. Re:EXPLANATION HERE by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank *you*!

      I tried putting it through babelfish, but apparently that doesn't work with legalese.

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    3. Re:EXPLANATION HERE by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hmm, babelfish is a good idea. Perhaps some other language, like German, can clear up matters. Since I don't speak German, though, I'll have to translate it back to English again and see:
      The court sinks to shift the audition. Accordingly IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that the ex Parte movement SCO's IS REFUSED for shifting April 21, 2005 argument on SCO's Zusatzantrag its objection. Additional to the auxiliary request of the audition SCO's its objection and SCO's signs it, around the joggle of Samuel Palmisano at April 21, 2005 to force audition, the involved ones COMMUNICATED hereby that the court is also concerning the argument the involved one hears, the orders specifying be suggested.

      So, the court is sinking to shift an audition. This must mean Battleship, because in Battleship you sink things. That ought to Zusatzantrag SCO's joggle. I'm not sure this is clear enough. Let's get a few more languages' opinions:

      As for courthouse? ' Capacity of ? ' Move? ' It goes. As for that following to the , the EX moving SCO' of this Parte of the C$par; It is ordered; April 21st, 2005 years? ' The S SCO' which it moves; Argument; The s-Zusatzantrag is refused objection. SCO' ' In addition to the demand for addition ones of the capacity which you hear; As for S in sign objection and SCO' It does; Is fixing of the contract where the judgment place is proposed or, in the question which everyone's authorized personnel hears discussion theory and thing S April 21 when is, as for you to the power which it should run to 2005 from the Samuel Palmisano densely due to the ? ' Capacity of the , the authorized personnel to transmit.

      Aha! With German, French, and Japanese combines, this appears to be a message... from the FUTURE! Unfortunately some information appears to have been lost, but from this it looks like the courthouse is gone ("As for the courthouse? [...] It goes."), perhaps from battleship? 2005 years in the future, on April 21st, SCO has given an order of some kind. An unknown entity, S (or "Thing S"), is involved. It seems a contract is involved, with a theory of some sort, and they're running from Samuel Palmisano (who has perhaps travelled into the future to take care of this). Unfortunately the last line is garbled, or we'd know exactly how many more people SCO intends to transmit from the future.

      Stay tuned!

      --

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    4. Re:EXPLANATION HERE by Pensacola+Tiger · · Score: 1

      Oh, please! The SCO Group tried to sneak one by the judge and got called on it. Most everything coming out of this company is either blatent misrepresentation of the truth or an outright lie. At this point, if McBride or Stowell maintained that the sun will rise in the East tomorrow, I'd start looking West tonight.

  35. I passed it through my ebonics translator... by tsmithnj · · Score: 2, Funny

    now it's crystal clear: The court declines ta adjourn da hearing. Accordingly, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED dat SCO'sEx Parte Motion ta Adjourn da April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO'sMotion ta Amend Its Complaint iz DENIED. In addition ta hearing SCO'sMotion ta Amend its Complaint an' SCO'sMotion ta Compel da Deposition o' Samuel Palmisano at da April 21, 2005 hearing, da parties iz hereby NOTIFIED dat da court will also hear argument regarding da parties' Proposed Scheduling Orders and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

  36. Where is the MIT...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is the MIT article summary generator when you need it!?

  37. Because that doesn't expalin anything... by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

    The article he links to is a background of the case and a discussion of IBM's motion for summary judgement. It has bugger all to do with SCO's Ex Parte motion to adjourn, which isn't even mentioned in that summary.

  38. Re:Sweet, sweet SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that "ex parte" was Lorena Bobbitt's handiwork. :-)

  39. Re:The McBride Meltdown. aka [SCOOBY DOO defense] by TimCrider · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just hope we get to see Darl find out that PJ is really Old Man Jones who used to run the old fairgrounds. And to think... SCO would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddling PJ.

  40. I didn't understand the legal jargon either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is why I submitted the story on slashdot !!

  41. Re:Sweet, sweet SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought ex parte was when you broke up with someone, then got back with them briefly, just for physical pleasure.

  42. Could someone PLEASE... by dspisak · · Score: 1

    Explain this in fucking ENGLISH. Hell, I'll even accept the Queen's English here in this case. But this story makes abso-fucking-loutely no sense the way its currently written.

    I mean, does this mean that SCO is being forced to go into court without the advantage of their other motions...er stalling tactics being allowed to go forward?

    MOST.
    CONFUSING. /.
    EVAR.

    1. Re:Could someone PLEASE... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that. That looks like it's copied straight from a Law website and the submitter had no idea what's going on, but hey, SCO is involved.

  43. Ok, lets see if I'm reading this right... by grassy_knoll · · Score: 5, Informative
    From Groklaw:
    http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=200504130 91534173

    SCO Asks for Delay on the April 21st Hearing and IBM Gets Really, Really Clear
    Wednesday, April 13 2005 @ 09:15 AM EDT

    There are three new filings in SCO v. IBM, and they are enjoyable to me. First, SCO asks for a delay regarding the April 21st hearing [PDF] on their request to amend their complaint again. This would be the AIX on POWER claim, from what they've leaked to the media. They say their reason for wanting a delay is because they are about to get a ton of code from IBM and maybe they'll find some other things to use to amend the complaint.

    Yeah. Right. Or maybe they read Groklaw and figured out, now that I did all the research for them, that they haven't a ghost of a chance of prevailing on that misguided claim, and so now they would like some time to figure out what to try next.


    So lets see... this means:
    • SCO asks for a delay so they can review all the code they got from IBM.
    • The judge just told them to get stuffed.
    • The trial now enters the "put up or shut up" phase.

    Did I get that right?
  44. Whoopy! by lagnat · · Score: 1

    I don't know what all that legal stuff means, but if SCO wanted it, and it was denied, then it can only mean that the end of SCO imminent! Slashdotters rejoyce!

    1. Re:Whoopy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations on writing what is quite possibly the dumbest post I have ever read on Slashdot.

  45. In English Please? by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What the hell does this mean? Did SCO try to pull a fast one and get stopped? Or is SCO attempting to give up because they know they don't have a case but the judge is putting their feet to the fire? Seriously, what's with the legal mumbo-jumbo on /.? We aren't legal professionals. Just give it to us in plain english for god's sake!

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    1. Re:In English Please? by CormacJ · · Score: 1

      What I think it means is the judge to SCO to stop trying to change the case everytime they get shot down and get on with proving thier case with the evidence they have to hand.

    2. Re:In English Please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Simple, Sco asked for more time to amend their complaint against IBM. The judge told them no.

      In other words they are having trouble finding clear cup evidence of infrindged code and or copyright violation, within the code that IBM released to them from AIX source. The more SCO tries to delay the more pissed the judge gets.

      It is obvious that SCOG was setup by investers (in other words Microsoft through Baystar Capital), simply to impune opensource, IBM and the Linux community in general as much as possible without appearing to be the source.

  46. Re:The McBride Meltdown. aka [SCOOBY DOO defense] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whould you like a Scooby Snack for that comment?

  47. In basic english it sounds a lil like this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Judge: "SCO, for your continued slander and persistence in this matter, I feel I have no choice but to sentence you to no less than four years in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass
    prison."

  48. one of these things is not like the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who's going to be the next victim of a "heart attack" that later turns out to be a bullet in the head with "no possibility of murder?" Anybody who stands up to that has courage. ...What?

    1. Re:one of these things is not like the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      It's a reference to the Noorda suicide, which The Didiot first reported as a "heart attack".

  49. OK, I'll stick a ferret down my pants. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I haven't seen such gobbledy-gook since the gal I was stalking filed a court injunction against me.

    Hey, I'm a simple, dumb MSEE here. How about reposting this thing using English, not Klingon.

  50. Another Translation... by 3nuff · · Score: 1

    It appears that SCO would to delay the case without IBMs consent so that they can ammend their original complaint to include more claims against IBM in light of some new evidence discovery. According to them, this would save both SCO and the court time because all claims may be heard at once.

    The court has denied this motion to delay.

    The 10Q doesn't have anything to do with the case. It is just a financial statement that must be filed with the SEC to be listed.

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  51. fucking Groklow cut and paste, that's what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Just some tool cutting and pasting a Groklaw summary. It wouldn't make any sense unless you've been paying attention to what's going on to begin with.

  52. Better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From here:

    I think the whole PJ/Groklaw stuff is fascinating _because_ I don't think Darl is spouting it to misdirect; I think he's mentally ill.

    If you want to hide your dirty secrets, you don't put them on a pedestal in the desert... and then build a BIG FUCKING WOOKIE-ZOO around it.

    The wookies are dancing in a big ring around the pedestal, pointing at it.

    The existance of the dancing wookies are way more interesting than what's on the pedestal.

    1. Re:Better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dance, WOOKIE DANCE! Yeah.

  53. ok by Punto · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    does this have anything to do with the fact that INTEL STOLE THE 64 BIT INSTRUCTIONS FROM AMD??? The article just looked familiar, I don't know why...

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    1. Re:ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, silly troll.

      an instruction set can't be stolen, only the implementation of it. By your logic, AMD stole the Intel instruction set when they made x86-32bit processors back in the day.

      And this is off topic, but a welcome respite from the WTF does this article mean?

  54. I wonder if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck I bet an executive chair with Darl's buttprint on it might be a collectible item someday.

    Hmmm, I wonder if Lysol will hurt the leather?

    1. Re:I wonder if.... by ipb · · Score: 1

      >>Heck I bet an executive chair with Darl's buttprint on it might be a collectible item someday.
      >Hmmm, I wonder if Lysol will hurt the leather? Considering whats been on it, nothing could hurt it anymore.

  55. how long can they survive? by asciiRider · · Score: 1

    Didn't they generate millions of dollars in sales?

    I'm starting to feel bad for these guys - remember, there are real people, with real families working there. I doubt most of them have anything to do with the lawsuits...

    1. Re:how long can they survive? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they were really concerned about the welfare of their families, they wouldn't be working for SCO.

      Seriously. You state your allegiance to a company (by accepting their paycheck, or buying their stock), and I've got no problems whatsoever holding you responsible for that company's actions.

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  56. Translation by Phocas · · Score: 5, Informative

    Translation from legalese into English:

    Judge Kimball issued an order // Judge Kimball made a decision

    regarding SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend its Complaint // A complaint is the document you use to start a lawsuit in federal court - it states what your claim is about. SCO wanted to revise its complaint in some way. April 21, 2005 was the date set for the parties to argue over whether it should be allowed to amend. SCO asked the court (lawyers say "brought a motion") to adjourn (i.e. postpone) that date. "Ex parte" means they didn't notify the other side that they were asking for a postponement - normally not a good idea. Despite the other side not being present, SCO still lost.

    This is a purely procedural ruling. All it means is the arguments over whether SCO can amend will go ahead on April 21, 2005 as scheduled.

    "Groklaw has up an article stating that judge Kimball has issued an order regarding SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend Its Complaint: The Motion is denied. SCO has finally filed its 10Q." From the article: "The court declines to adjourn the hearing. Accordingly, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn the April 21, 2005 Argument on SCO's Motion to Amend Its Complaint is DENIED. In addition to hearing SCO's Motion to Amend its Complaint and SCO's Motion to Compel the Deposition of Samuel Palmisano at the April 21, 2005 hearing, the parties are hereby NOTIFIED that the court will also hear argument regarding the parties' Proposed Scheduling Orders."

    1. Re:Translation by DeTHZiT · · Score: 1

      That's a great explanation! Mods, mod up the parent! (Ewww.. I hate legalese...)

  57. Highly Improbable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Slashdotters rejoyce!

    Any Slashdotters having their way with a girl named Joyce one time is very unlikely - twice is highly improbable....

  58. Randomly generated by those crazy MIT kids? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't trick me, I saw the research paper generator. I even learned a bit by reading some sample papers, however, this story reaks of randomly generated legal speak.

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  59. SCOsource license revenue up over 300 per cent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's right here, baby. Watch out!

    http://edgar.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1102542 /0 00110465905016503/a05-6736_110q.htm

  60. the trial hasn't started yet by Xtifr · · Score: 4, Informative

    The actual trial doesn't start until the jury is selected. Even though both sides have asked for a jury trial, it's still possible for the case to be resolved before it ever gets to trial.

    We're currently in the "discovery" phase, where both sides are supposed to show each other their evidence and take depositions and whatnot. This is where SCOG is balking, since they apparently have no evidence.

    Once discovery is over, there will be a period where both sides continue examining the evidence they've received and prepare for trial. This is also where both sides bring up motions for summary judgement on points where they think the evidence is indisputably in their favor. Look for IBM to gut SCOG's case during this period. Look for SCOG to continue everything they can think of to delay the start of this phase.

    Finally, if there's anything left of the case, the trial proper will start. Look for IBM's patent claims against SCOG, and possibly their GPL claims as well, to be resolved here. Look for the people in charge of SCOG's bankruptcy proceedings to be managing the defense. :)

    Finally, as a former customer of the Santa Cruz Operation, I would like to remind people that the company currently called The SCO Group bears no relation. The company suing IBM is a Linux company that was named "Caldera" until a couple of years ago. There's a charming irony there, since "Caldera" basically means, "a smoking hole in the ground," which is what we expect Caldera/SCOG to be fairly soon. :)

    1. Re:the trial hasn't started yet by RobertLTux · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The company suing IBM is a Linux company that was named "Caldera" until a couple of years ago. There's a charming irony there, since "Caldera" basically means, "a smoking hole in the ground," which is what we expect Caldera/SCOG to be fairly soon. :) --- funny how the good and chunky asteroids are Iron Ball Munitions >8-)

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    2. Re:the trial hasn't started yet by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      ...they apparently have no evidence.

      Uh, your Honor, the dog ate it. Would we lieeeeeee??

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  61. Re:Thank God! by sharkey · · Score: 1

    I concur. Google news, both current and year-old, is great and all, but nothing beats a good SCO beating!

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  62. Re:Sweet, sweet SCO by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

    You can find summarization of the whole fiaSCO right here.

    An ex parte motion to adjourn refers to a motion by one party in the case, without consultation nor agreement with the other party, requests the court to delay the hearing for a period of time for whatever extenuating circumstantial reason (in this case, simply to delay having to show the code in question and to avoid having it ripped to shreds by the Linux community).

    IOW, SCO is trying to delay this case yet again for no good reason other than to keep the FUD flying.

  63. Just one request... by numbski · · Score: 1

    Could you dumb it down a notch?

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  64. MODS, parent flogging own site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. Check this guy's posting history. He's constantly plugging his own site. It's not really informative. He's using /.ers.

  65. Re:Sweet, sweet SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No No No... that's called Bad Idea.

  66. Hah! In your face, SCO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Denied! Beleted! All your base!

    Wait, what-- only one motion? -- case not even taken under advisement yet? -- appeals process could take years?

    SlashDot's watercooler-style definition of news must be evolving to resemble discussions around the EFF watercooler.

  67. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting, Insightful... it should be read at any rate.

  68. Val vs. the Weasels by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    Here's some background on Val from her brother. Sheds her in the light she apparently deserved, rather than from the weaseling vulture we know as Maureen O'Gara.

  69. Cost and revenue of SCO licensing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 10Q states $20'000 in revenue for 'SCOsource Licensing'. Compare that number with the cost getting ehm, $3'440'000.

    That looks like 'sound' business eh?

  70. IBM says: by mkiwi · · Score: 2, Funny

    "All your case are belong to us!"

  71. why it made the front page... by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    Why it made the front page is that it says, "Judge Denies SCO's..." something. Doesn't matter what. The "editors" thought we might all want to crow about the fact that the judge said "no" to SCO about something. Of course, the fact that everyone promptly shouted "HUH?" instead of "YAY!" gives me hope for the slashdot crowd. :)

    (And actually, SCO is still trying to ask for more delay. What this particular ruling means is that they cannot delay the discussion about whether they get more delay. This forestalls any attempt they might make to delay the decision on whether they can delay the decision on whether they can get more delay. HTH.:)

  72. they can quit by cahiha · · Score: 1

    There are other jobs out there. If they choose to stick with a company that has behaved like SCO has, they share in the blame.

  73. dats - yuh velcome by jte · · Score: 1

    as in tenk you sheesh...

  74. geez, cool down by cahiha · · Score: 1

    does this have anything to do with the fact that INTEL STOLE THE 64 BIT INSTRUCTIONS FROM AMD??? The article just looked familiar, I don't know why..

    AMD cloned Intel's instruction set, and Intel cloned AMD's. Thank goodness companies can still do that. Instruction sets aren't rocket science.

    If anything, this is a good thing for AMD: the fact that AMD got to decide what the 64bit instructions look like and that Intel had to copy them is really humbling for Intel. On the other hand, it gives more credibility to AMD, plus a head-start of a couple of years.

  75. Remember - MS is behind this? by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    Anyone here recall that Bill Gates is supporting SCO with millions when they would have gone under, so they can illegally harass every Linux user? Andy Out!

  76. So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anyone explain why this post is now "-1 Troll"?

    wtf?

  77. Dick here please SCO. Yus your honor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell does this mean?

    Dick here please SCO. Yus your honor.

    Tnx your honor. (in high pitched voice)