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  1. Re:Absurd! on Is the Distribution Layer Still Needed? · · Score: 1

    What about the male nipple?

  2. Re:Adjust the time so that it really saves dayligh on Daylight Savings Change Proposed · · Score: 1
    ...gives you an extra hour of daylight in the evening.

    Which makes it even harder the get the kids to sleep at the needed time.

  3. Re:I'm still tired and coffee'd up to my eyeballs! on Daylight Savings Change Proposed · · Score: 1

    In Indiana, we're fine without changing. We don't hit that slump in the hospitality industry twice a year, we don't drag around with our internal clocks fucked up for a week or so twice a year.

    Of course, that might all change if that prick Daniels gets his way.

  4. Re:Avirdnam on Mandrakesoft Changes Name to Mandriva · · Score: 1

    Hey, it worked for "Natures".

  5. Re:Well on Mandrakesoft Changes Name to Mandriva · · Score: 3, Funny

    urpmi --update mass-quantities

  6. Re:And 911 calls? on AOL Enters the VoIP market · · Score: 1
    If you just can't live without 911, get an old cell phone and use it to dial 911. No contract required.

    Or get a cheap RadioShack phone and plug it into the wall. Traditional telcos are required to provide 911 service without a contract, IIRC.

  7. Re:The Movie Will Have Everything!!!!!!! on 'Transformers' Live Action Movie from DreamWorks? · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah he goes down. After all, how do you think he got to be next-in-line for Leader?

  8. I'm just a figment of your imagination on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 1
    "Some of the terms being bandied around are more suitable for a computer programmers' convention than for people who want to go online at home, " said Will Smith, AOL's net security expert.

    AOLer: "PHISHING IS A MUSIC?? RITE?"
    *flashy*
    AOLer: "so i newsed a test to see it worked rite, and ....... ME TOO!!!"

  9. Re:You think? on CherryOS On Hold · · Score: 1

    Chewbacca got raped on Endor?

  10. Re:You think? on CherryOS On Hold · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Texans read Slashdot! Hoo'd'ah thunk it!

  11. Re:Various conspiracy theories... on CherryOS On Hold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, it appears that SCO invented Apple, and are charging $699 US for each copy of CherryOS downloaded, installed or referred to on the web.

  12. Re:passport? on U.S. to Require Passport To Re-Enter Country · · Score: 1

    hen you need to go to the American embassy, and they'll
    talk them down to
    .
    .
    .
    a booting.

  13. Re:Wardriving the Colonies on Colorado May Allow Cities To Provide Wifi · · Score: 1

    It's 106 miles to Colorado, we have a full tank of gas, a half a battery left on the PowerBook, we're dorks and we've never left our parents' basements.

    Hit it.

  14. Re:No worries. on Feds Hack Wireless Network in 3 Minutes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Agent Starling: "He said he could smell my Pringles"

  15. Re:This gives me a great reason on New Technique for Tracking Web Site Visitors · · Score: 1

    Miniputt

    And the Smurfs' Lost Episode.

  16. Re:If it went gold on Windows XP X64 Goes Gold · · Score: 1

    Seymour Skinner reads Slashdot!!


    *mutters* sexless freak

  17. Re:so many mod points ... on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise · · Score: 1
    Having mod points on April First is like having root on a broken computer

    Though to be nitpicky about it, Windows doesn't truly have a "root" account.

  18. Re:Very original, but... on Microsoft Porting SQL Server To New Platforms · · Score: 2, Funny

    You use .NET when you go phishing, don't you?

    *duck & cover*

  19. Re:Pretty lame attempt. on Webcomic Little Gamers Shut Down By MPAA · · Score: 1
    Just read the last sentence : "Sex before mariage is a sin".

    Well, it IS a sin.
    [LOVEJOY]Have you ever sat down and READ the Bible? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.[/LOVEJOY]

  20. Re:Booriing on Britannica Takes Over the Wikimedia Foundation · · Score: 1

    "Getting"?!?

  21. Re:I had to win TWO major awards... on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 1

    w00t!! Now I know what to get my dad for Father's Day!

  22. Re:I would like to remind everyone... on Man Sells Baby to Pay for Gadgets · · Score: 1

    No, it's New Year's.


    Blood for Bhaal! Blood for Bhaal!

  23. Re:I had to win TWO major awards... on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 1

    Was the second of these "major awards" a lamp?

  24. ObChapelle on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 1

    "I'm the Sysadmin, BITCH!"

  25. Re:Respect for a BOFH? on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 1

    Fear will keep the local users in line... fear of this etherkiller.