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  1. Re:George Lucas on Lucas Confirms Star Wars spin-off TV series · · Score: 4, Funny
    He just works.

    You mispelled "wanks".

  2. ObSeinfeld on USB Flash Drive Round-up · · Score: 1

    *having "fallen" and "landed" on my USB drive* -- One in a million shot, doc!

  3. Re:military grade laser on 'Xtreme' Equipment That You Have Borrowed? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You didn't make popcorn?

  4. Re:currently underway, eh? on Reports from the MySQL Users Conference · · Score: 1

    This one slipped through Zonk's filter, it was supposed to be for subscribers only. It's News from the Mysterious, er, Past.

  5. Re:As settlement, each San Fran resident... on RAM Manufacturers Fined for Price Fixing · · Score: 1

    Nah, they'll get one 512kB 30-pin fastpage SIMM and they should count themselves lucky! Whiny fuckers, who do they think they are, wanting to be customers of a company making products for sale, anyway?

  6. Re:Doy on Custom Motherboards? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The most pci express channels that I've seen any consumer chipset support yet is 20x, and 2*16 = 32.

    Tyan offers a dual-Opeteron board with dual x16 PCI-Express slots. http://www.tyan.com/products/html/thunderk8we.html

  7. ObSimpsons on The Best of Verity Stob · · Score: 1

    And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to... "Man Getting Hit By Football", starring George C. Scott.

  8. Re:lets get him... on Opera's CEO to Swim From Norway to the USA · · Score: 5, Funny

    On Slashdot, the webservers are the ONLY things that ever "go down".

  9. Re:Is it April Fools Day? on Offshoring to a Ship in International Waters · · Score: 1
    How many times have companys ran sweat-shops and claimed that they were treating their worker's fairly?

    I don't know. We should ask Kathy Lee Gifford, I bet she would know.

  10. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? on Hitchhiker's Guide Quandary Phase Starts May 3rd · · Score: 1

    What's so great about the Guide? It's definitive, that's what.

  11. Re:Hmmm... on Nintendo Revolution Under Wraps Past E3 · · Score: 1
    And one of them touches back!

    Early rumors indicate that the retail boxed console will include the game "Michael Jackson: Adventures in Neverland".

  12. Re:Perfect Liquid? on Data Suggests Early Universe was Superfluid · · Score: 1
    They were talking about BEER, you insensitive clod!!!

    Probably Bud or Fosters. It certainly would explain mullets, Michael Jackson and certain foliages in office.

  13. Re:Not what we want. on Kernel Changes Draw Concern · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't even see the punch cards anymore. I just see blonde, brunette, redhead...

  14. Re:But does it pass the ACID2 Test? on Opera 8 Released · · Score: 1

    I understand now. Taken at face value, it just seemed odd that a test for standards compliance in browsers was serving invalid styles.

  15. Re:Dupe! on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia, Part II · · Score: 1
    Oh, wait...

    until tomorrow.

  16. Re:Good Grief! on DMCA Prevents Photoshop Support of Nikon Camera · · Score: 1
    Can someone in this fine, family type forum please assure me that I'm not in the Twilight Zone?

    Look at the colors man!! The Twilight Zone was NEVER this sick.

  17. Re:But does it pass the ACID2 Test? on Opera 8 Released · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, it doesn't. It's definitely different though. That long stripe coming from the graphic's eye is now rendered as a text box with scroll bars.

    Take it with a grain of salt, though. The acid test has valid HTML, but the CSS does not validate. Anybody who knows more than I do (admittedly very little) care to comment on the validity of the HTML and CSS of the acid test?

  18. Re:I might switch back on Opera 8 Released · · Score: 1
    Quickly turn on and off pop-ups with F12. Still no good solution in Firefox, as far as I've found.

    Have you tried the Google Toolbar?

  19. Re:I'm confused.... on MS: Beta Software Good Enough for Production Use · · Score: 3, Funny
    What's next?

    • Slashdot uses valid markup and CSS
    • CmdrTaco posts front-page story that hasn't been posted before
    • JonKatz receives Pulitzer Prize
  20. Re:I can reveal it on Michael Robertson Says Root is Safe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Neato! He likes the same big-titty pr0n that I like.

  21. Re:Real Genius meets Full Metal Jacket on U.S. Military's Hackers · · Score: 1

    "Let me see your w4r3z face!"

  22. Re:Sarge, I Wanna Hack! HACK!! HA-A-A-A-CK!!! on U.S. Military's Hackers · · Score: 1
    I got this whole Alice's Restaurant Flashback moment reading this.

    You can hack
    whatever you want
    at Alice's Restaurant!

  23. Re:Saving three legged kittens from Google? on The Philanthropic Arm of Google · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a bad episode of User Friendly.

  24. Re:And so was born.. on Bruce Perens Tells Linus Torvalds To Cool It · · Score: 1

    So who takes one Kim Cattral's character who just can't keep his clothes on? ESR? RMS?

  25. Re:Do I Dare Say? on Longhorn Preview · · Score: 1

    You need to relax, dude. Once Cairo comes out, everything will be OK.