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  1. Re:Antiword on Where Do I Go Now That Oracle Owns OpenOffice.org? · · Score: 1

    hear-hear! ...and with an "-a" option you can have your PDF output etc. For me, antiword has read/output from some MSWord documents that were too complicated (or corrupted) for pre-Oracle-hegemony OpenOffice to open. damn proprietary formats in general! [waves cane angrily]

  2. don't know much about... on How Much Math Do We Really Need? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why stop at math? We don't need to know much about chemistry, physics, biology, engineering, or anything besides how to change the batteries in the remote. An operative word here is "need". In some sense all we "need" do is stuff food in our mouths and breathe. Now, change the "need" to some zeroth law about seeing the species as a whole progress, and suddenly a general awareness of math at a deeper level becomes quite important. I find the original author's thesis to be narrow, cynical, and with a subtle complacency to separate of the populace into Brahmans and non-Brahmans.

  3. how about copyright? on US Says Genes Should Not Be Patentable · · Score: 1

    genes are a sequence, text is a sequence, therefore how about applying copyright laws (which we all know and 'love') to them? (next up: software can be represented as a sequence ....)

  4. quantum biological? on Quantum Computing Explained! (Well, Sorta) · · Score: 1

    There is a theory, probably via Roger Penrose (or not, or both), that biological brains are so curiously different from standard computers and good at diffuse problems like pattern matching exactly because they are tapping into quantum entanglement as a material for decision making. So... build ye a quantum computer and see it stare back from the (quantum) abyss at you... (or not)

  5. Re:Wild Guess on Bees Beat Machines At 'Traveling Salesman' Problem · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...or even simpler, the scent of the flowers themselves. those antennae on the bees' heads aren't just for a sense of fashion. so to all you NP-mathematicians out there: suppose our traveling salesman had a means to follow a concentration gradient to the nearest sales point?

  6. Crocodylus pontifex on Pope Says Technology Causes Confusion Between Reality and Fiction · · Score: 1

    I'm not confused between reality and fiction, I just want to know are we talking about Pope Ratzinger or the Space Pope here?

  7. Re:Name on Developers Fork Mandriva Linux, Creating Mageia · · Score: 1

    yeah! If a name can cause a project to be ill-fated we're looking at one here. At least choose a name that suggests a dominant pronunciation to your target audience. Even "manbearpig" would've been a better choice.

  8. Re:Relativity Says It can be. on Geocentrists Convene To Discuss How Galileo Was Wrong · · Score: 1

    "revolves around it"? "it" what exactly? the axial center of the earth? or its center of mass without considering the moon? or is it the center of the observer? and if so, what part of the observer's brain? (or is it.. lindsay lohan after her next brush with the law?) these questions must be discussed until all the stale cookies are eaten! ("ok assume an infinite Riemann surface lacking any starbucks franchises...")

  9. Re:I Guess I Don't Exist Then ... on Why Wave Failed · · Score: 1

    Collaborative document editing does equal collaborative code editing if you're doing was what the parent was doing: "Matlab code, and the resulting academic paper in LaTeX". If nothing else, LaTeX, needs to be "compiled" to see the results. And this was exactly what I ran up against with Wave. An academic paper with lots of figures, each needing to be tweaked with some outside program (e.g. molecular graphics, gnuplot, even a spread sheet); given that requirement, Wave didn't even distinguish itself as an effective distributed revision control system. Perhaps it was never meant to fulfill that role, but then it was never clear to me what its role was; and that, is why, I would say it failed.

  10. discovery of the obvious on What's Wrong With the American University System · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "What's wrong with the American University System" is also what's wrong with any university that i've taught at, (ok, that's just the states and a random sprinkling in Europe). "entrenched tenured profs" -hah- in Germany, they don't even have to get out of bed after tenure. and what 22 year old anywhere has realistic expectations? granted, the american university athletic industry connection is an ugly situation special to america, but the rest is just stating an obvious "problem" with universities since 12th century Bologna (no... not some old lunch meat)

  11. altruism incarnate on Man Wants to Donate His Heart Before He Dies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sadly, the standard array of (AMA approved) bioethicists isn't ready for this yet. A very brave fellow who's picture should be in the dictionary in the definition of altruism.

  12. stick fuzzy logic and neural networks in there too on SETI Institute Is Looking For a Few Good Algorithms · · Score: 1

    If they're already looking at the Shannon entropy of the Fourier Transform over a Markov chain of prime numbered frequencies then I've shot my wad.

  13. Re:Database on Good IC / Electronic Component Inventory Software? · · Score: 1

    My thoughts exactly. Start off with a plain text "database" - one component per line; just to get the feel of the columns that will suit your needs. Then off you go to either sqlite (my choice) or a full blown MySQL. And to further my redundancy here: yes indeed, the tricky bit, no matter how glitzy a database you end up with, is to keep going back and entering new parts as you scrap them. Not to be too discouraging, but i'd wager you'll end up just chucking each new resistor in the resistor bin and t'hell with entering its tolerance and value.

  14. Re:In surprising move ... on Knuth Plans 'Earthshaking Announcement' Wednesday · · Score: 1

    Well someone changed it to "Funny"; and thanks! to that someone. And it certainly has a long-term meaning to me in this context.

  15. Re:In surprising move ... on Knuth Plans 'Earthshaking Announcement' Wednesday · · Score: 1

    Please someone with mod points change the parent from "Informative" (whaat?) to "funny" - because it is.

  16. Stand back... dumb idea coming through! on Deformable Liquid Mirrors For Adaptive Optics · · Score: 1
    It's a bit rube-goldbergian but why not have two axis of spinning on the mercury pond? The first rotation to give you the concave, the second off-side of that to centrifugally aim the center of the concave to whatever angle with respect to the vertical. Then you just need a "chopper circuit" to capture the image when the second axis has the azimuth of the concave puddle pointing where you want. Hell... don't waste the other azimuth directions and have three or more cameras to get images in other directions at the same time. ...?

    There's got to be an obvious reason that this notion sucks...?

  17. More elementary particles than non-elementary on Fermilab Experiment Hints At Multiple Higgs Particles · · Score: 1

    I recall when being an "elementary particle" meant that there would be only a very small number of different types. Now a passe' notion, i understand. ...wait, actually I don't understand.

  18. Re:How can this be a general consumer product? on Set Free Your Inner Jedi (Or Pyro) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Damn straight! ban all them ant vaporizing magnifying glasses and cool Fresnel lenses from Edmund Scientific. next up: sharp edges can cut you if you aim them at your fleshy bits.

  19. not bad in spirit - but the implementation sucks. on FTC Staff Discuss a Tax on Electronics To Support the News Business · · Score: 1
    There is good reason to worry about the loss of an independent source of information to an otherwise uninformed electorate. So all the comparisons to capitalism "we didn't bail out the wagon-wheel, buggy-whip, ...has-been technology" are a bit shoot from the hip. That being blathered, I agree with most here that this bill is haphazard at best. For starters, it would be more sensible if an introduced tax was directly related to the critical situation that the tax is supposed to aid. For example, don't tax our lattes to fund early education, (which was a suggestion near to where i take up space).

    It would be far more sensible to tax advertising to fund some agency that promoted news technology upgrades to communities which have their final source of local news about to go out of business - for example.

  20. languages with odd chars in their names on Joomla! 1.5 Beginner's Guide · · Score: 1

    I'm on my crusty alone on this, but i'm always suspicious of a computer language who's name can't be typed without resorting to a shift-number-row character. And/or, why does one have to shout "joomla!"? (see also: C#, C++, Action!, Go!, @Formula...). perhaps it's time to fork Whitespace as "_@&$++_!" using only those characters...

  21. pull a Dan Savage on them on Decency Group Says "$#*!" Is Indecent · · Score: 1

    Dan Savage (gay sex columnist) has managed to more-or-less successfully associate a name of some target prig with an act/thing with which that prig would be publicly horrified to be associated. For example: santorum So to make mention of PTC ("Parents Television Council") should now refer to some indecent act involving shit: "oh man, he's probably into PTC or somesuch shit"

  22. Re:Privacy on Google Wave Now Open To All · · Score: 1

    Yes they are. As a public service, please list the differences here?

  23. "Head Dead Head Dead" on Taylor Momsen Did Not Write This Slashdot Headline · · Score: 1

    ...was the best headline ever; when Jerry Garcia died (may that puff of smoke in the heavens be him). The writer of that headline admitted that he'd been waiting most of his journalistic life to apply it. Surely a one-line ruby script can be concocted to extract from http://news.google.com/ the highest scoring headline words?

  24. Re:Just cos he does it - doesnt make it right on Why I Steal Movies (Even Ones I'm In) · · Score: 1
    What does the cosine function have to do with this debate?

    (quote that could possibly be germane to this discussion... or not!: The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald)

  25. PC world slippers on Steve Jobs Says PC Folks' World Is Slipping Away · · Score: 1

    I wonder what defines the "PC World"? Is StevieJ sawing away on the limb to MacBooks as well, or is does he somehow distinguish between the concept of a laptop and a laptop? ...an iPad would seem to be a Personal Computer even if subject to corporate bondage.