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Steve Jobs Says PC Folks' World Is Slipping Away

theodp writes "Provoked by an iPad ad promising a 'revolution,' Valleywag's Ryan Tate fired off a late-night missive to Steve Jobs. Jobs responded, and the two engaged in an after-midnight e-mail debate over lockdown, Cocoa vs. Flash, battery life, and whether 'freedom from porn' is a bug or a feature. 'The times they are a changin',' quipped Jobs, 'and some traditional PC folks feel like their world is slipping away. It is.' Tate was unswayed by the Apple CEO's reality distortion field, but did come away impressed by Jobs' willingness to spar one-on-one over his beliefs — at two in the morning on a weekend."

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  1. Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds to me like Jobs just got trolled hard. 10/10 for Ryan Tate.

    1. Re:Sounds to me... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
      > "Sounds to me like Jobs just got trolled hard."

      "There's an App for that ..."

      "Your App has been rejected by the Apple Store. Because we said so!"

    2. Re:Sounds to me... by Peach+Rings · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds to me like Steve Jobs answered some random person's critical comments immediately on a Friday night. Obviously everything that comes out of his mouth is garbage, but damn that is someone who cares about their product.

    3. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it cause the app has an external dependency on jQuery?

      Did you ever decide to act like an honest man and own up to being wrong about that yesterday, Tom?

    4. Re:Sounds to me... by sopssa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it's from a person who said porn and sex is a bad thing. It's no wonder he had nothing more fun to do on a friday night.

    5. Re:Sounds to me... by sayfawa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How do we know it was him? I've heard a few of these stories about emails from Jobs. Too many to believe, IMO. I'm sitting at home on a Saturday night getting drunk and playing old fps games with my intel graphics and posting on /., and even I don't have time to answer all the emails I get... Just sayin'.

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    6. Re:Sounds to me... by HermMunster · · Score: 0, Troll

      Steve has gone Howard Hughes on us. He has gone recursive on his own reality distortion field. I'd always thought he didn't believe half the shit he spews. Now I see he actually believes in it and feeds on himself, his own reality distortion field.

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    7. Re:Sounds to me... by The+Hatchet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If I were in his position I would do the same thing. However I would not say the same things. When you own a powerful company, and want to make censorship not just for your company, but make it a ubiquitous, good thing. That being the case, I hope he dies in a fire. The control he takes over everything and everyone he comes in contact with is not just terrible, but terrifying. I hope he dies in a fire.

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    8. Re:Sounds to me... by The+Hatchet · · Score: 0, Troll

      Some people care about things. He obviously cares about spreading his message of hate, censorship, and spreading the disease called apple corporation. I care about spreading the inverse, and always debate topics I care about. I may be one of the busiest people I know, but I still spend maybe a dozen or two hours a week debating on the internet. Even if I were leader of a major company, gov't, or something else I would persist.

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    9. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you honestly believe Steve Jobs would let some underling represent themselves as him and write replies which, most likely, will end up being heavily viewed and analyzed?

    10. Re:Sounds to me... by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like Steve Jobs needs a life, perhaps an iLife :)

    11. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What are you wearing right now?

    12. Re:Sounds to me... by tak+amalak · · Score: 1

      The difference is that no one cares what you have to say.

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    13. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously, there is one fantastic quote here from Steve Jobs that he replied to someone who *dared* to criticize him:

      what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

    14. Re:Sounds to me... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It was a low blow ... he seems to forget that he got his good stuff from Xerox, and then got a real operating system from BSD.

    15. Re:Sounds to me... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you honestly believe Steve Jobs would let some underling represent themselves as him and write replies which, most likely, will end up being heavily viewed and analyzed?

      And let's face it, he isn't saying anything here that he hasn't said in other words before. And in his defence (which is something I rarely do), most of his points are fair enough in themselves. The trouble is, when you put them all together, and embody them in an agressive, bullying corporate policy, they morph into something very ugly.

    16. Re:Sounds to me... by slart42 · · Score: 1

      even I don't have time to answer all the emails I get... Just sayin'.

      Because some people report their emails get replied to by Steve, that does not mean that he takes the time to answer all the emails he gets, either. It's just that all those stories where people sent an email to Steve and did not get a reply never made it to slashdot.

    17. Re:Sounds to me... by neoform · · Score: 1

      Exactly, you're at home doing nothing with yourself, Jobs is the CEO of the 4th largest company in the US.. he spends his whole life reading and sending emails, not playing games.

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    18. Re:Sounds to me... by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      What I've noticed is that nearly every one of these e-mail replies I've seen publicized has been from a report or rather prominent blogger. I would not be surprised if Jobs had a database of members of the media and prominent blogger, and has email from them highlighted, so he can respond.

      Granted I'm not sure how he reliably responds to such e-mails when they come the personal addresses, but perhaps it uses a match by name system. Or perhaps he has all e-mail go to a receptionist of some kind, who can flag messages from media and or other messages that should get Job's attention. I would not be surprised if the addresses are then white-listed, so he can carry on back and forth exchanges if he so chooses, like happened here.

      If there are a bunch of small time bloggers who have gotten responses from Steve, proving my theory at least partially incorrect, I'd be interested in links.

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    19. Re:Sounds to me... by node+3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it's from a person who said porn and sex is a bad thing.

      Where did he ever say sex was bad?

    20. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great, the biggest Apple fanboi on Slashdot is wild again.

    21. Re:Sounds to me... by node+3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously, there is one fantastic quote here from Steve Jobs that he replied to someone who *dared* to criticize him:

      what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

      His point was that talk is cheap, what's important is what you've managed to do. See the critic's criticism from Ratatouille for elaboration.

      Of course this is Slashdot, the very definition of all talk and no action, so...

    22. Re:Sounds to me... by tclgeek · · Score: 1, Troll

      Where did he get the design for the original imac, the ipod and ipad? Maybe he didn't invent a lot of that stuff, but the world of computers and consumer electronics would be considerably different (and arguably, not nearly as interesting) without his involvement.

    23. Re:Sounds to me... by westlake · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It was a low blow ... he seems to forget that he got his good stuff from Xerox, and then got a real operating system from BSD.

      Recognizing "the good stuff" when you see it is rare. Transforming ideas into marketable products rarer still.

    24. Re:Sounds to me... by Techman83 · · Score: 1
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    25. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw, he was just feeling frisky after he came back from Greco-Roman wrestling night at his favorite bathouse.

      He has personal reasons for banning porn on his gadgets - he once saw a lover insert an iPod in his own ass after becoming aroused with too much gay mobile porn. Steve had, shall we say, a shit fit when he saw his shiny monolith of perfection being defiled with muddy bits of corn and claw-maks from the gerbils.

      From that day onward, he was a changed man.

    26. Re:Sounds to me... by node+3 · · Score: 1, Informative

      In other words, you want to read Apple stories with nothing but negative comments towards Apple. I like Apple's products, and the direction they are taking the state of the art in computing. If you think the fact that my words have annoyed you is going to change what I do with my spare time, you're in for a disappointment.

    27. Re:Sounds to me... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I take it you saw Pirates of Silicon valley? Gates telling Jobs off by pointing out they both stole from Xerox is a classic!

      As for TFA, wow that RDF works even on the founder! If someone can find the podcast (I know, ironic) there were a couple of tech guys crunching the numbers on the iPad and guess what? Sold like crazy on the coasts, deader than Dixie everywhere in between. Considering how many PCs and laptops/netbooks sell VS the iPad? I really don't think the PC world is going anywhere. If anything I've had more customers than usual thanks to the positive buzz over W7.

      And while the local college kids carry iPods and Macbooks, I have yet to see an iPad. They are just too big to carry in your pocket, and if you are going to have to carry something anyway, why not a netbook? at least the keyboard protects the screen. He should come back a year from now when the buzz has worn off and we'll see if he can keep up the sales, because I have a feling once the novelty wears off it just won't gain any more steam.

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    28. Re:Sounds to me... by Teufelsmuhle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Jobs didn't design those products, he merely oversaw those who did. Jonathan Ives (amongst others) deserves much of the design credit. And Ives got most of his design ideas from Dieter Rams, who's designs date back to the 50's. Apple's done very little truly unique over the years -- their primary accomplishments are in marketing.

    29. Re:Sounds to me... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What I find so disappointing about Jobs is not anything about him really. It's that the public doesn't value freedom enough to tell him where to stick his proprietary lockdown schemes. It's really amazing how an excellent UI is so valuable to quite a lot of people that they'll pay much higher prices, and blow off the overreaching fine print that infringes on our rights. Maybe they're right about EULAs not being worth even a quick look, and ignoring EULAs is the best way to handle them.

      At least no DRM encumbered music format has gained traction. Shows that people do have limits. I'm sure Apple would push a DRMed format if they could get their customers to accept it.

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    30. Re:Sounds to me... by malkir · · Score: 1

      Jobs, is that you?

    31. Re:Sounds to me... by Wain13001 · · Score: 1

      what on earth coming out of Apple is "State of the art" praytell?

    32. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The unique thing that Apple did was actually bring design into the world of computing, it doesn't matter whether the designs were "new" or not (aside from the fact that there is very little new in the world of fashion and art either).

      I think it's good that other companies are being forced to put some effort into UI design and styling to stop Apple pulling ahead. I don't like Apple much these days but they certainly are good for the market.

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      which is totally what she said
    33. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing. Apple users just like to toss around marketing drivel like that to make themselves feel better about getting shafted by high priced, mediocre technology.

    34. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure Apple would push a DRMed format if they could get their customers to accept it.

      They already did, for several years..

      It's really amazing how an excellent UI is so valuable to quite a lot of people that they'll pay much higher prices

      It's not that amazing. I grew up with Macs so I didn't think of Macs as an excellent UI so much as I just thought of Windows as shit. Mac OS is decent though I prefer Linux for the abundance of customisation options. Anyway, how an OS "feels" is important. To me Mac OS always gave a feeling of sturdiness while Windows just seems really flaky. I think some of that stems to the way it redraws Windows, IIRC even in Windows 7 there is tearing if you move a window around too fast. The other part is probably that I grew up with Amigas which had decent multitasking so that even if the CPU was maxxed out doing something, you could still move the mouse around and it all "felt" responsive. With Windows that simply isn't the case..

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      which is totally what she said
    35. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realistically that still isn't too far from the pathetically tiny percentage of people who care about what Jobs has to say.

    36. Re:Sounds to me... by node+3 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      iPad, iPhone, MacBook Pro, to name a few.

    37. Re:Sounds to me... by DangerFace · · Score: 1, Troll

      Right, I've had enough of this. Why do people simply allow this fallacy to continue? Apple's UIs are terrible!

      The iPod is far more complex than it needs to be, the single good thing about the iPhone's interface is just a huge patent troll, the iPad I have never used so I will avoid comment, and the OS! Oh, the OS! A recording studio I practically lived in for a few months used a Mac, and on several occasions we spent hours just trying to move data onto an external drive - I believe the hardware on the year old box was failing, and when it wasn't we had to inexplicably use iTunes to move data files. Ok, so that was probably set up by some "security conscious" moron.

      In general, though, the OS is terrible. One button mice were ok, they were a novelty. Fifteen years ago. Now I feel constrained by a 3 button, plus the extra four for scrolling. The only reason they've stuck with them is stubbornness - not because it makes sense, or because of the simplicity of it, but simply because The Mighty Steve refuses to admit that he might have been wrong. And dragging a drive to the trash - does that eject it or format it? I keep forgetting, since it is apparently random.

      WTF is it that allows some of the most argumentative assholes on the web just overlook the one simple fact that Apple is really shitty at putting together a UI?

    38. Re:Sounds to me... by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's really amazing how an excellent UI is so valuable to quite a lot of people that they'll pay much higher prices, and blow off the overreaching fine print that infringes on our rights.

      • Excellent UI
      • Excellent hardware
      • Excellent (and easily used) software
      • It really does "just work" right out of the box
      • iPod ditto
      • iPad ditto

      I find Jobs to be the exact wrong person to exert his idea of morals and ethics upon the morals and ethics of his customers. His cry of "you'd understand if you had kids" is just the kind of moronic posturing I'd expect... the Apple store is chock full of blood and gore, but sex, one of the most wonderful things we get to involve ourselves in, is "bad." This is how I *know* that Jobs is possessed of absolutely bankrupt morals and ethics, and why I don't think he belongs between myself, or my children, and content of any type.

      However, he is the exact right person to nail down hardware and software guidelines. How do I know? I run Linux, Windows and OS X. OS X is - by *huge margins* - the best of the three to use day in, day out.

      So hey, Steve: If you were half the man you think you are, you'd pull the violence from the apple store and put sex in. But you're not. You're a posturing idiot who is playing the social game for sales, tapping the social retards who love violence and wave their little religious hands over there eyes at the sight of sex. Congratulations, chump. Stick to areas you have skill in: hardware and software design.

      Not content.

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    39. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a original mac, its a box, if it were full page you could mistake it for a vertex

      and it sucks as a retromachine too

    40. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I'm happy with 2 buttons, and the "mighty mouse" does in fact have 2 buttons (not that I've ever used one or want to use one). Multitouch on a touchpad is great too, I wish all laptops had it.

      If you couldn't figure out how to move data onto an external drive in OSX then that might say more about you (or perhaps a poorly designed application) than the OS.

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      which is totally what she said
    41. Re:Sounds to me... by smash · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually, sounds to me like Ryan Tate got owned, and ended the discussion with his tail between his legs.

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    42. Re:Sounds to me... by MCSEBear · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's pretty obvious that you've never actually seen video of a Xerox Alto in action, or you wouldn't claim the Mac interface was a copy of the Alto. The two are very different.

      It's also very obvious that you aren't aware that Douglas Engelbart at the Stanford Research Institute, not Xerox, invented the mouse and the windowed user interface as part of a system known as NLS . (NLS was also the first system with: bit-mapped displays, remote procedure calls, collaboration software, hypertext, remote graphical access, the chording keyboard, presentation software, and others)

      The unveiling of NLS to computer scientists in 1968 is referred to as the Mother of All Demos.

      See for yourself.

    43. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot, if you remove the porn you remove the "sex".

    44. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Okay, so I've decided to feed the troll.

      WTF is it that allows some of the most argumentative assholes on the web just overlook the one simple fact that Apple is really shitty at putting together a UI?

      You could at least provide some examples here btw (beyond a lame joke that has no relevance - a dial is fine for scrolling through a list, but obviously a general purpose laptop needs a more general purpose input system) if you want to distinguish yourself from those you are criticising. Apple's UI accomplishments over the years are obvious, but I guess I'll have to list a few since you are so used to a post-Apple world that you don't realise what they've done.

      They were (one of) the pioneers of graphical interfaces in the 80s, and it took until Windows 95 for Windows to come anywhere near Mac OS (but it was still awful). These days there's less space for refinement in 2D graphical interfaces, but for one thing I loved the OSX dock so much that I installed a dock in Linux - and MS must have loved it too because they modified the task bar in Win7 to function in a very dock-like fashion. Now think of how shitty MP3 players and phones were before the iPod and iPhone.

      I've never owned an iProduct, but I'd always thought that smartphone interfaces were shit. The fact that Windows Mobile was the best smartphone OS out there for a while really says something about how awful everything was (and it's still not great, but it's better), considering how unresponsive and non-finger-friendly it was (I quickly grew to simply using my fingers to interact with my touchphones even when I had a stylus right in the corner of the phone, though it was very awkward sometimes trying to hit a 2mm "ok" button with the tip of your nail). But now all the other phone makers are actually starting to get that response time and usability are important (well, they probably always knew this but since there was little competition going on they didn't put any effort into it, all of them content to wallow in mediocrity because they were raking in plenty of cash already), and that if they don't do something then they are going to disappear into obscurity.

      Apple have really driven UI design in several ways over the years. It's not being argumentative to say that, it's argumentative to try and deny it.

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      which is totally what she said
    45. Re:Sounds to me... by PastaLover · · Score: 5, Insightful

      His point was that talk is cheap, what's important is what you've managed to do. See the critic's criticism from Ratatouille for elaboration.

      Of course this is Slashdot, the very definition of all talk and no action, so...

      This is from the same school of thought that thinks we can't criticize what went on in Vietnam because we "haven't been there". It's just another form of the ad hominem.

    46. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent hardware

      So I take you never heard about stuff like this

    47. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to answer those people, they are not really trying to give you a million dollars and viagra.

    48. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing how Apple users are, they'll just shift the blame to the manufacturer of the GPU instead of admitting that their beloved computer is poorly designed.

    49. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      *looks at GP's username*

      *looks at parent's username*

      Oy vey!

      *fetches the popcorn*

    50. Re:Sounds to me... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do we know it was him?

      He confirmed it to me by e-mail today at 01:18 EST.

      The trick, you see, is to e-mail Mr Jobs at the end of the week sometime between midnight and 02:00.

      His personal assistants have long passed out from being driven to exhaustion. He's a little tired himself after a week of turning the crushed egos of virgin flunkies into Magical Devices. He forgets that he is the Willy Wonka Of Technology (TM) and the Greatest Living Proponent Of The Turtleneck (TM) and that I am a worthless middle-aged code monkey with debts, a family, a 12 year old Volvo that I call the Swedish Hooker, and a 15 year old bicycle that I use most of the time because I can't afford to ride the Swedish Hooker.

      I ask him questions about various things such as home maintenance, tax deductions, and how to cook for four people on a shoestring budget. He always answers.

       

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    51. Re:Sounds to me... by KshGoddess · · Score: 1

      And the magic mouse does both. Buttons and multitouch. I want one, but I can't justify the purchase of another pointing device right now.

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    52. Re:Sounds to me... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The majority of Americans do live on the coasts so the numbers for everything (especially during early adoption) should be much higher on the coasts. Even the percentage of local population should be higher on the coasts because there is a higher variety of people and therefore you're more likely to find a group of people that will like it.

    53. Re:Sounds to me... by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

      >>Sounds to me like Jobs just got trolled hard. 10/10 for Ryan Tate.

      Sounds to me like Slashdotters just got trolled hard. 10/10 for kdawson.

    54. Re:Sounds to me... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      In my opinion the people at Gawker are bottom feeders who just talk about other people's work or just simply point people to other people's work. Critics in general don't offer much value so I do believe Steve has a point.

      We can't sit here and say Roger Ebert's opinion on gaming is invalid because he's a movie guy and then say some Gawker guy's opinion is valid despite the fact he may be as clueless as Ebert.

      He also has a good point, if you don't like it, don't buy it. Even when when criticising Apple Ryan says their products are awesome. To his fan base, who probably care about having shiny things rather than doing the right thing, they're not going really care about this.

      Perhaps he should worry less about offending companies and having the freebies dry up and convince his viewers why they shouldn't buy Apple products rather than just shit stirring to draw people into his site.

    55. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO he didn't. I hate when people put words into other's mouths, and you just tried to cram a handful into Job's maw.

      "Freedom from porn" doesn't have to mean 'Death to Evil, Nasty Sex!' It might- and probably does in this case- mean that the porn is kept where you expect to find it, and not hiding in the closet waiting to jump out at you. It would be nice if you didn't have to worry when you've downloaded 'Cute Kittens and Puppies App' that you'd be finding images of Mongolian Bisexual Dwarf Orgies popping in advertising viagra and penis enlargement on behalf of their sponsor. Or it could be an even simpler matter of, 'Hey, you want porn? This little beauty will connect to the net, where the vast thundering herds of freerange deviancy run free. Go nuts- but don't expect me to help fill your bowl. Go get your own, as I personally don't like dealing with it as it's bad for mybusiness.'

      Hell, if Mr. Jobs had said 'spam' instead of porn, you'd be singing his praises and saying "Amen! Preach it, Brother Jobs!"

    56. Re:Sounds to me... by ChienAndalu · · Score: 2, Informative

      He didn't even say porn is a bad thing. He said porn in his app store is a bad thing.

    57. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Where did he get the design for the original imac, the ipod and ipad? Maybe he didn't invent a lot of that stuff

      That's the answer, right there. Remove the RDF and see the contradiction, faggot.

    58. Re:Sounds to me... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The unique thing that Apple did was actually bring design into the world of computing, it doesn't matter whether the designs were "new" or not

      It does when the Applostles are constantly bragging about how innovative they are.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    59. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, so he cares about his multibillion dollar business?

      I think this is much less random than idiots will think; he has secretaries screening his email. They know when it's good marketing to answer.

      All of this is an attempt to give a human face to the evil empire. Fuck Apple.

    60. Re:Sounds to me... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      porn != sex. In fact porn is used by people who don't have sex.

      I do believe people should have more freedom to choose what they do with their hardware and I do like porn but I know what he's getting at. I really dislike seeing numerous shitty similar apps on the Android app market for girls in bikini calendars, picture viewers, etc. I don't want that. I don't really care for most porn websites either. They're annoying. It's just easier to go onto P2P networks when I want and grab what I want.

      There needs to be a system that tops Apple's method of simply banning things and gives people the ability to look at porn and avoid it when they want to.

    61. Re:Sounds to me... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Recognizing "the good stuff" when you see it is rare. Transforming ideas into marketable products rarer still."

      Actually, the stuff in Xerox Labs was so good that *everybody* recognized it as such, including, say, Niklaus Wirth, who after having visited PARC did more or less the same - started building similar computers and OSes, perhaps only slightly more resource-efficient, in line with his preference for small but clever systems :-). The only ones who didn't were, sadly, Xerox executives - but that was all it took.

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    62. Re:Sounds to me... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      His point was that talk is cheap, what's important is what you've managed to do. See the critic's criticism from Ratatouille for elaboration.

      Most people can recognize stale bread without being bakers themselves.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    63. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, there is one fantastic quote here from Steve Jobs that he replied to someone who *dared* to criticize him:

      what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

      His point was that talk is cheap, what's important is what you've managed to do. See the critic's criticism from Ratatouille for elaboration.

      Of course this is Slashdot, the very definition of all talk and no action, so...

      Wow. You backed up your assertions with logic, err...a reference to a cartoon. And then ended it with smug.

      Looking through your comment history just makes it seem like that's all you do. Thanks for contributing to slashdot, really.

    64. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Steve Jobs.

      Fuck Apple.

      Burn them to the ground.

    65. Re:Sounds to me... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      "It's pretty obvious that you've never actually seen video of a Xerox Alto in action, or you wouldn't claim the Mac interface was a copy of the Alto. The two are very different."

      The interfaces were different yes, but the fact is that GUI was invented at Xerox PARC, and written in an object oriented programming language, and that Apple's engineers were permitted to review the work there. Then they went back to Apple and created Lisa, using a GUI written in an object oriented programming language. Do you think Apple's engineers completely forgot what they saw at Xerox, then recreated all of it from scratch?

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    66. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those products are not "state of the art". You do realize that "state of the art" is defined as, "the latest and most sophisticated or advanced stage of a technology, art, or science."

      The iPad is less powerful and less capable than tablets that HP released years ago. What's worse is that HP's tablets let you run whatever software you wanted, while Apple tells you EXACTLY what software you're allowed to run. The iPad is less advanced that systems released years ago.

      Motorola, HTC, RIM and others offer phones that are much more advanced than the iPhone. More importantly, these other phones allow much more freedom when it comes to running your own software.

      The MacBook Pro is a laptop no different than those put out by HP, Acer, Lenovo, Sony and others. In fact, these days it's about equivalent to the laptops those non-Apple vendors released two year ago, in terms of features, resources and processing power.

      In general, Apple products are two or three generations behind everyone else's in terms of features and power. Apple just uses liberal amounts of marketing and the stupidity of its customer base to mask these very obvious flaws.

    67. Re:Sounds to me... by Narpak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think he belongs between myself, or my children, and content of any type.

      Precisely. Steve Jobs should refrain from trying to enforce his own moral codex upon the technology. I understand that it is "his product" to do with as he will, but I prefer to get my hardware and software without a lecture about what I should or shouldn't read, watch and/or play. A service mechanic that helped making adult material only available to adults is fine, but outright censorship because he "feels it is wrong" I do not agree with.

      While the current "PC world" might slip away with time, as everything does inevitably, there is little doubt that computers in various ways and forms will be with us for the predictable future. They might not all be PCs as we understand them today, but neither do I think it will all be apple products.

    68. Re:Sounds to me... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      We could not have a democracy if the only people who analyzed or criticized an issue were people who had done great things with their life, or only people who were involved in whatever matter they were criticizing. I have never fought in a war, but I have no problem criticizing soldiers who torture prisoners. I am not a banker, but I still criticize what the tactics banks employed during the 90s; likewise, I am not a congressman, but I still criticize congress for encouraging the banks.

      Why should Apple be any different? So Tate never created an Earth shattering product; why does that mean that he cannot criticize Apple for its practices and tactics? His points are relevant. Apple is limiting the freedom that iPad users have. Porn is not something people need to be protected from. Steve Jobs' is not the messiah, and Apple is not some kind of technological mecca; there are valid concerns and criticisms, and people should be voicing their opinions.

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    69. Re:Sounds to me... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      The only technology that Apple invented for those products are the cases they are enclosed in. All Apple does is spot technologies that look marketable, repackage them and slap an Apple logo on, and then it is in the hands of their admittedly brilliant marketers.

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    70. Re:Sounds to me... by Narpak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While talk is cheap and action speak louder than words, I will maintain that it is perfectly fine to criticize (preferably in a rational manner) despite ones previous accomplishments or lack thereof. Debate in various forms is by nature an engagement using words and arguments. Trying to invalidate someone's opinions and arguments by attacking their related or unrelated personal achievements seems sidetracking from the relevant topics in question. Of course sometimes criticism is so inane that the fiery curse of the nerdrage starts taking hold, but I feel that someone as experienced as mister Jobs should know better than to lash out.

    71. Re:Sounds to me... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Where did he ever say sex was bad?

      When he said that the app store's rejection process provides a superior experience for the user, while the app store was rejecting apps based on sexual content. Oh wait, he still says that, and they still are. Guess what? Sex is good, therefore sexual content is not automatically bad, therefore any app store endorsed by steve jobs which rejects all sexual content means that steve jobs is saying sex is bad.

      OKAY, that's kind of specious. But it's a lot less specious than a letter in which Steve Jobs rails against Adobe for being proprietary. If Jobs can use that kind of bullshit logic to paint the rest of the world, I can use it to paint Jobs.

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    72. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phagz got modpoints!

    73. Re:Sounds to me... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a fallacy to argue for blatant sex or sexual apps just because there are violent apps. Sex is wonderful but porn is a distortion of sex. It is a commercialization and twisting of something good. Just because sex is good does not make porn good - Steve Jobs was not commenting about sex, he was commenting about porn (not all sex in media is porn but again, the issue is porn, not sex - this distinction is not just semantics). You have no leg to stand on if you argue that porn is good but violence is bad.

      The only logical solution to your argument is to both pull the violence and keep the porn out. You might not see anything wrong with porn but many of us do. Someone else might see nothing wrong with violence but you clearly do. So, we should just take it all out, not switch out the violence for sex (porn). See, that's logic. :)

    74. Re:Sounds to me... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      His point was that talk is cheap, what's important is what you've managed to do. See the critic's criticism from Ratatouille for elaboration.

      What has Steve Jobs done? All of his great work has been in business. Let's see, instead of the slickest, smoothest, and most promising operating system available for Macs (BeOS) we got an operating system that failed in the market the first time around (NeXT) which has been bloated beyond belief until it went from something fairly peppy on a 25 MHz 68040 to something that is unresponsive on today's multi-GHz, multiple-core systems (OSX) because that was Jobs' price for returning to Apple. We got newtons being thrown at interns while Apple made a new handheld that forgot everything good from the first one in favor of a walled garden of computing. We're getting Apple pushing H.264 along with Microsoft while they jerk each other off in public over it.

      Jobs puts people together with other people who can do things. That is apparently his talent. Unfortunately, it's not clear that it ultimately benefits the users, and cleverness is not the measure of a worth of a man. From where I'm sitting, Jobs is the enemy of freedom.

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    75. Re:Sounds to me... by FloydTheDroid · · Score: 1

      It always amazes me when reading Slashdot, which is so against software patents, that I see "Apple hasn't created anything" or "Apple stole everything they've ever made" statements time and time again. Can you imagine a world where we didn't use past ideas to further current ones?

      To put it in a car analogy, think if the first person to build one had said to themselves, "Damn, if only I'd thought of the wheel!" Of course we'd have hover-cars so it wouldn't be so bad.

    76. Re:Sounds to me... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apple's UI accomplishments over the years are obvious, but I guess I'll have to list a few since you are so used to a post-Apple world that you don't realise what they've done.

      good luck.

      They were (one of) the pioneers of graphical interfaces in the 80s, and it took until Windows 95 for Windows to come anywhere near Mac OS (but it was still awful).

      Apple still forces you to resize windows from the lower-right corner. When I tried to install the hack to get around this, it didn't work, and lots of people have complained about the hack tool making your system unstable anyway. Forcing the user to do things Steve's way is not a benefit to the user. In terms of learning curve, their interfaces are slightly ahead. In terms of productivity, their interfaces are years behind. They took NeXTStep's dock and ruined its defaults for prettiness instead of muscle memory, for example. And you have to move the mouse farther (and on a large display, actually refocus your eyes) to use the single menu bar. And until OSX, Apple didn't even have minimize/maximize, instead using the same multifinder approach they've been using (annoyingly) for years.

      Apple have really driven UI design in several ways over the years. It's not being argumentative to say that, it's argumentative to try and deny it.

      I'm still waiting for you to "list a few". So far you've listed zero. How did you get 5, Insightful? Oh yeah, Apple fanboys with modpoints. All you did in your comment was praise Apple with no examples.

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    77. Re:Sounds to me... by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Troll

      The interfaces were different yes, but the fact is that GUI was invented at Xerox PARC

      See my sig. Then see the comment that you just replied to. Then see "the mother of all demos". Then stop posting to slashdot until you unfuck yourself.

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    78. Re:Sounds to me... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Please see the history of NLS, the mouse, and the GUI. Yes, the mouse was invented prior to the research at PARC, but the GUI -- Graphical User Interface -- was a PARC invention. No, a text mode hypertext browser does not count.

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    79. Re:Sounds to me... by beakerMeep · · Score: 1

      And browser from KDE/Konquerer

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    80. Re:Sounds to me... by illumnatLA · · Score: 0, Troll

      Apple ships a 'simple' mouse for one main reason... they want new and less technically sophisticated users to have an easier time picking up the computer without being worried about 'what do all these buttons on my mouse do?'

      A more sophisticated user is perfectly capable of wandering down to the computer store or ordering a new mouse that meets their needs.

      Do you really keep the shitty $5 mouse that comes with the average Windows PC or do you replace it? If you do replace it, then why is it a problem if you replace it on a Mac too?

      Shitty UI? Every UI is shitty to someone who doesn't use it on a regular basis. I recently picked up a Windows 7 machine as I'm now doing a lot of visual effects/3D work and much of the Autodesk software I use is PC only.

      I've used Windows from time to time, but not on a regular basis and I've been on computers in general since 1981 so I'm definitely an experienced user.

      However... when I sat down in front of Windows on a full time basis, I was aggravated. It does some things different than the Mac. Its control panels are named slightly different, some settings locations are in obtuse locations compared to what I'm used to on the Mac.

      Does that make it a shitty UI? Well yes... but all UI's are shitty because you have to do things the way the programmers who set up that particular platform want you to.

      I personally think Linux is a shitty experience (oh! the Blasphemy!) Why? Part of it is because I don't use it on any sort of regular basis other than the occasional install out of curiosity. Also because I personally don't like having to search out drivers and futz with code to get things running. Some people on the other hand like that for that exact reason though

      Fine... you don't like the MacOS UI... so don't use it! As a professional film/TV editor in Los Angeles, London, Brussels, and Vancouver, Final Cut Pro under the Mac OS has been a pleasant experience. The Mac UI works just fine for me. Now that I'm getting used to the Windows 7 experience, the MS UI works just fine for me.

      No one is strapping you down and forcing you to use the Mac OS. (or are they?? I guess I don't really know what your lifestyle is... maybe you're in that exact position, but I digress.)

      In conclusion...

      You think the Mac OS UI is shitty.... so don't use it

      You think the Windows UI is shitty... so don't use it

      You think the KDE/Gnome UI is shitty... so don't use it

      Just use the tool that works best for you

      (honestly, these platform wars are ridiculous. After all, everyone knows the CoCo is better than the C64)

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    81. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its been treated as "him" by the media, and Apple has allowed it to be perceived as by him. If it's a team of PM people or something, they are risking a lot of credibility and marketing mouth piece if it turns out it isn't from him.

      He wrote me back one time. A one-liner. I choose to believe it's him cause that makes me feel special :)

    82. Re:Sounds to me... by Silvrmane · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like someone doesn't know what they are talking about. 1) No Mac shipped since the switch to Intel processors has come with a one button mouse. That was 5 years ago. 2) Dragging a drive to the trash has never meant formatting. Never. Ever. On OS X, which has been in use for, oh, 10 years now, the trash can icon changes into the Eject icon when you hover a drive over it. Also, you can eject a drive simply by clicking on the eject icon next to it's name in the Finder's side-bar. Do you mean to suggest that clicking on an obscure icon in a taskbar, and selecting the drive by letter (not name) from a pop up menu is a more reasonable way to eject a drive? 3) Coping files to an external drive is simply a matter of selecting them, and dragging them to the drive. Just like on every other GUI OS in existence. Or, if you are using the most up to date version of OS X, Copying and Pasting works too, just like in Windows.

    83. Re:Sounds to me... by MCSEBear · · Score: 5, Informative
      Xerox PARC was certainly responsible for many innovations, nobody can deny that. However, claims that Xerox single handedly invented the WIMP interface (Windows, Icons, Pointer, Menus) and that Apple copied that interface exactly as created by Xerox are simply incorrect.

      Englebart's NLS created the first implementation of Windows, and of using a Pointer to access Menus. The only addition made by Xerox PARC was the addition of Icons. NLS had bitmapped WYSIWYG graphics, but did not come up with the idea of using Icons to represent commands, using text based menus instead.

      Here is a bit of Alto History for you:

      The Alto was first conceptualized in 1972 in a memo written by Butler Lampson, inspired by the On-Line System (NLS) developed by Douglas Engelbart at SRI, and was designed primarily by Chuck Thacker.

      Going back farther, NLS was inspired by work done by Ivan Sutherland who created a program called Sketchpad as his Ph.D thesis.

      Sketchpad:

      is considered to be the ancestor of modern computer-aided drafting (CAD) programs as well as a major breakthrough in the development of computer graphics in general. For example, the Graphic User Interface was derived from the Sketchpad as well as modern object oriented programming. Ivan Sutherland demonstrated with it that computer graphics could be used for both artistic and technical purposes in addition to showing a novel method of human-computer interaction.

      Some video of Sketchpad in action is available online. (Jump to the four minute mark.)

      Going back still farther, Everyone I've mentioned points back to an article by Vannevar Bush published in 1945 describing an imaginary personal computer called the Memex as a huge inspiration.

      The Memex (a portmanteau of "memory" and "index", like Rolodex an earlier index portmanteau common at the time) is the name given by Vannevar Bush to the theoretical proto-hypertext computer system he proposed in his 1945 The Atlantic Monthly article As We May Think. The memex is a device in which an individual compresses and stores all of their books, records, and communications which is then mechanized so that it may be consulted with exceeding speed and flexibility. A document can be given a simple numerical code that allows the user to access it after dialing the number combination. Documents are also able to be edited in real-time. This process makes annotation fast and simple. The memex is an enlarged intimate supplement to one's memory.

      To sum things up...

      Ivan Sutherland's Sketchpad was inspired by Vannevar Bush's idea of the Memex.

      Douglas Engelbart at SRI was inspired by Sutherland's Sketchpad when he created NLS.

      Xerox was inspired by NLS when they created Alto.

      Apple was inspired by Alto when they created Lisa and Macintosh.

      None of these was a direct copy of the other. Learn some history, and STAY OFF MY LAWN!

      (BTW - Neither Alto nor Macintosh were written in an object oriented programming language.)

    84. Re:Sounds to me... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      They were (one of) the pioneers of graphical interfaces in the 80s, and it took until Windows 95 for Windows to come anywhere near Mac OS (but it was still awful).

      Apple still forces you to resize windows from the lower-right corner....In terms of productivity, their interfaces are years behind. They took NeXTStep's dock and ruined its defaults for prettiness instead of muscle memory, for example. And you have to move the mouse farther (and on a large display, actually refocus your eyes) to use the single menu bar. And until OSX, Apple didn't even have minimize/maximize, instead using the same multifinder approach they've been using (annoyingly) for years.

      I will agree that this one GUI issue is somewhat annoying. I generally can live with it though, since I generally spend very little time resizing my windows, especially given Spaces. Imagine my surprise and annoyance when the Command Prompt in Vista exhibits the same limitations.

      As for the Dock, I rarely use it. I'm a QuickSilver user which pretty much negates the need for the dock for anything but notifications in combination with CMD-Tab and CMD-`. I don't see people's attraction to the dock when with usually 5 keystrokes or less I have any app I want running and never had to leave the keyboard. That includes the hot key sequence for bringing up QS and typing the char(s) needed to get to the app I want launched and the return, which may also be optional.

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    85. Re:Sounds to me... by boxwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say Mac OSX has shitty UI. The dock is just kludging together the taskbar concept from windows, the quicklaunch bar and the notification area into one big The problem is it doesn't do any of those very well. When I click an icon on the dock, I don't know if I'm clicking on a task or a launcher. Well I guess there's a little dot beside the icon when its a task, but that just indicates the app is loaded, not that I've had it open... many of those dots are there because MacOS decided to start that app at boot.

      If you have more than one window open in a single app, There's no easy way to switch between them. I can right-click on the icon and select on, or press F9 and use expose. Expose, while it looks cool, is bad UI because it requires me to watch an animation, look at all the windows and pick out the one I want. When you use expose the windows are always in a different spot so you have to re-orient yourself everytime you use it. With a real taskbar, the button for your window is always in the same location.

      If I want to open a new window for an app, I have to check for a tiny dot. If there isn't one then just click the icon on the dock. If there is a dot, then I have to right-click and select new window. If I happen to not notice the dot and just click on the icon, I get the window I had open before. FAIL.

      I guess you're not supposed to have more than one window open for a single app in MacOS. except if you want to move a file to a different folder you have to have two finder windows open because MacOSX doesn't allow you to cut and paste files. Odlly copy and paste works ok, just not cut and paste. Very inconsistent.

      The problem with the MacOSX UI is its constantly working against itself. You need to right-click more often in MacOSX than any other OS but apple seems to discourage right-clicking by providing single button mouses and having only one button on their laptops. Yeah you can buy another mouse or do a two-finger click but it seems like apple doesn't want you to use one button on the hardware side but makes you use two button on the software side. The dock makes it difficult to manage an application that has more than one window open, so it discourages you from having multiple windows open for a single app, but finder requires you to have two windows open to move files.

      My experieince with MacOSX in general is that if you do things the way Steve Jobs thinks you should be doing things, everything works fine. But if you stray from that path, everything becomes unnecessarily difficult. The Apple slogan shouldn't be "think different" it should be "think like steve jobs".

      Posting this from Ubuntu on a Macbook Pro. I tried MacOSX for three months and then had to install an OS that makes sense.

    86. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The quote didn't say that critics shouldn't exist or something. It was just musing that perhaps those who try to create things are of a higher caliber than those who simply judge. This is the full quote. Doubt you're interested, but I figure why not?

      "Anton Ego: In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more."

    87. Re:Sounds to me... by Alphathon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's really amazing how an excellent UI is so valuable to quite a lot of people that they'll pay much higher prices, and blow off the overreaching fine print that infringes on our rights.

      • Excellent UI
      • Excellent hardware
      • Excellent (and easily used) software
      • It really does "just work" right out of the box
      • iPod ditto
      • iPad ditto

      I'm not sure I'd agree with any of that. Sure it's pretty, but I dislike the UI of OS X and find it has quite a few fundamental flaws. My main OS is Windows 7 but I do use OS X quite regularly (almost daily - at least 4-5 days a week). I have used Linux, running both KDE and Gnome (although I haven't used Gnome in quite some time) and both seemed more intuitive than OS X. When talking about computers, the hardware is no more excellent than many PCs which cost significantly less. The only real difference there is the chassis, which are admittedly pretty, but not even close to worth the price of entry...and there are pretty PCs out there as well. I do NOT think they have excellent software, as a general rule anyway. Final Cut Pro is good, but for most other uses Macs rely on 3rd party software, be it Adobe for Photoshop, Microsoft for Office etc, which is no different or better on Windows. iTunes is pretty bad really (does the job, but it's not great), Safari is beaten by Chrome, Firefox and Opera (IMHO...but numbers wise at the very least Chrome beats it). It doesn't in my experience "just work" out of the box any better than Windows (certainly better than Linux though, but that's partly to do with the target demographic). As for the iPod and iPad (I assume iPhone is included in there somewhere) I find the UI acceptable, but far too simplistic (mainly due to the intentional lack of functionality) the hardware, especially on the iPhone, is poor by comparison to other smart phones and again most of the software is 3rd party.

      However, he is the exact right person to nail down hardware and software guidelines. How do I know? I run Linux, Windows and OS X. OS X is - by *huge margins* - the best of the three to use day in, day out.

      So what you're saying here is you prefer OS X, therefore Steve Jobs is the right person dictate hardware and software to the industry? As for "OS X is - by *huge margins* - the best of the three to use day in, day out.", I think what you actually mean is OS X is - by *huge margins* - the best of the three to use day in, day out FOR ME . It's only the best if you like it more and no-one can say definitively "This one is the best".

    88. Re:Sounds to me... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

      In general I'm very skeptical about the elite status and compensation executives grant to themselves. But Jobs is about the strongest case I can think of for somebody who has proven his worth. He leaves, the company tanks; he comes back, it thrives. I don't even like Apple products, time and again I predict this time, they missed the mark. Time and again they show me up. I still don't care that much for their products, but Jobs is special.

    89. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Wow. You got +2 insightful for the most inventive troll post I have ever seen.

      Are the mods on crack? If so, where can I meet their dealer?

      I'm trying to understand if the story about moving files onto an external drive is either a) a total lie (most likely) b) severe incompetence on your part (also possible, but less likely), c) hardware failure that you are blaming on the OS (see point [b]).

      One button mice were phased out...oh many years ago, and the OS has supported multi button and scrollwheels since OS 9 or before.

      Dragging a drive to the trash does whatever the icon shows (and the tooltip if you hover). There's nothing "random" about it. If you drag a burn folder it changes into a larhe "Burn Disc" icon (and text), if you drag a mounted volume it turns into a giant "Eject" symbol (with hover text). You don;t have to use these shortcuts if you are unsure what an eject symbol looks like, or you cannot read. There are alternative ways to accomplish both tasks that don't involve dragging them to a context-sensitive icon.

      The UI is not perfect - it has some serious issues with the Finder (especially in column view), but your failure to understand some simple issues (and presumably the fact that you still think Macs ship with a one button mouse - I could be generous and put that down to your trolling, but it's probably something you believe through ignorance) does not make Apple "shitty at put together a UI".

    90. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like Jobs just got trolled hard. 10/10 for Ryan Tate.

      Sounds to me like you just got trolled hard by a kdawson article. 10/10 troll for kdawson.

    91. Re:Sounds to me... by luther2.1k · · Score: 1

      He sounded like Dr. Wallace Breen at that point.

              "Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not."

      But of course, mac users won't know this as they won't have been able to get that far in the game yet.

    92. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acorn had the dock before Nextstep, and honestly the win7 dock looks more like the acorn dock than OSX. Windows may have been lagging a bit behind MacOS in the graphics style in the 90s, but they were leading in the Multitasking field. Cooperative vs Preemptive.

    93. Re:Sounds to me... by flooey · · Score: 1

      It's really amazing how an excellent UI is so valuable to quite a lot of people that they'll pay much higher prices, and blow off the overreaching fine print that infringes on our rights.

      I don't really find that amazing at all. The point of a computer for most people isn't anything to do with the computer, it's just a tool for doing something they care about, and an excellent UI makes doing that thing easier. If the restrictions on freedom are less of a hindrance to doing that thing than the design is a benefit, then they'll buy that product.

      For most people, this isn't about philosophy, it's just about the most efficient way to do what they care about.

    94. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I run Linux, Windows and OS X. In my opinion, OS X is - by *huge margins* - the best of the three to use day in, day out.

      Fixed that for you.

      I use all three as well, and support 1000 users (roughly 45% mac, 45% PC, 10% Linux) + 200 servers (10% Mac, 70% Windows, 20% Linux).

      In my opinion, OS X feels like 2003's OS. I'll take Win 7 any day of the week for ease of use.

      Good points before you got to the standard mac user "present my preference as fact" argument technique though.

    95. Re:Sounds to me... by boxwood · · Score: 1

      Its all subjective.

      I find UI of MacOSX to be shit compared to Linux. But thats probably because I use my computer differently than you. I often have many windows open at once, And under Linux this is easy to manage. Under MacOSX is really frustrating. If you just have a single browser window open and playing some music in iTunes, well MacOSX does that really well. But if you have a few firefox windows open, multiple file manager windows open, and a bunch of terminal windows open, MacOSX really sucks. Expose is useless because the file manager windows al look alike and the terminals all look alike.

      And the sex vs. violence thing is subjective too. I'd really like my kids to be exposed to neither of them. Yeah sex is good, but some of the stuff in porn is pretty messed up. Kids understand that violent stuff you see in movies isn't something you should be trying at home. But when a kid doesn't really know anything about sex sees a video where a dude forces a girl to deeptroat him until she pukes... well that probably warps a kid's brain. And even in the more traditional pornos you rarely see anyone using a condom. This probably isn't the best thing for kids to be seeing.

    96. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 0, Troll

      He didn't say it was perfect - ideally you would be able to change the default behaviour for window sizing if you want, just as you should be able to change the organisation in column view by more than one variable (eg, alphabetical and by type, or by type and modification date etc), but I would hardly call them "years behind". You should also be able to move the Finder's icon to any position in the Dock by default, although I understand why it is fixed on the far left.

      Maybe *your* productivity is lower on an unfamiliar UI, but you are perhaps not most people. I find the Menu-docked-to-window approach of Windows very annoying - on Mac OS I know exactly where it is at all times, even on multi-windowed apps. A quick flick of the mouse upwards and the cursor will stop on the menu. It's not necessarily "better" than a per-window system - you need to have the app you want the menu for as the foreground app (which you likely want anyway if you're issuing a command to it), so you need an extra step if it's not the active app, which is only one click on Windows if you can see part of the menubar you want.

      So, you wanted improvements in UI design:

      Stacks - arguments that these are very similar to an older concept, but in OS X they are very handy.
      The GUI - not all PARC's work.
      Multitouch - not just on the phone (and hey, if it was "so obvious and done before" where are the slew of multitouch phones before the iPhone - while they clearly did not invent multitouch itself, they paired it with an interface that has spawned a ton of imitators. Touch control on portable devices was *woeful* before the iPhone. Apple are very good at looking at what's out there and saying "we can make that better".
      Exposé and Dashboard are also a couple of those things you just use without thinking about - again, I am not claiming they invented the concept of displaying your open windows in a grid, or by app name etc, but they created an implementation that is dead simple and intuitive to use.

      I know I can list several things, like the few I have above and your counter will be "they did not invent those things, multitouch was described in a journal in 1947, they just stole it!" or some such similar things, so in that we are never likely to agree. Where Apple really excels is in taking concepts that are long established, like the terrible state of touch control and the UI on mobile devices and saying "why does it have to be that way" and changing it, combining the best of lots of ideas, and unexpectedly combining others in a way that later looks obvious.

    97. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn is not sex. Producing and watching pictures and movies of people who are professionally performing sexual activities is not wonderful. Everything that is "wonderful" about sex is missing from porn.

    98. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really that daft? Apple's stance on porn vs. violent gaming content is exactly the stance the rest of the gaming world has already taken. It's the path to less controversy and higher profits. The moms, dads and nannies of America have signed off on violence. It's OK. Last time I walked the gaming aisle at Best Buy there was no section for anal sex role-playing games. Oh sure, every once in a while, a Tipper Gore (ironic last name) comes along to bleat and blather about the 'dangers' of violent games, but the vast majority just doesn't care. But if you insert just one (secret) sex scene into a popular game, holy hell will rain down. Everyone but you knows this. What apple is doing makes perfect sense as I'm sure a very healthy percentage of their mobile devices are purchased for and by persons of the underage persuasion. When you have accomplished just 0.000001% of what Steve Jobs has, then, maybe, you can offer some respectful advice, but otherwise, you're the chump!

    99. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      So libdispatch was "repackaged and had an Apple logo slapped on", and so was Quicktime, and the totally rewritten JS engine for Webkit, and the iPhone's UI....

      oh never mind.

    100. Re:Sounds to me... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Well that's good for you, however my experience has been somewhat different.

      Since Windows XP I have experienced exactly two BSOD's both were on XP and both of those were related to bad drivers. My current windows boxen run primarily Windows 7 and have had zero problems.

      My original recent MacBook was running Tiger, which would give me the Grey Screen Of Death approximately every other day. But I was thankfully saved from having to upgrade the OS because the whole machine just died one day (Black Screen of Death) 2 years after I got it. So I got a new machine with Leopard (haven't moved to Snow Leopard yet).

      Windows 7 and Mac OS both have irritating quirks about their interfaces. It's something you either have to tweak yourself or get used to. Their is no One True UI, and any discussions of such a thing is mostly subjective.

      As far responsiveness goes, again that depends entirely on what you're doing. I'm no stranger to the spinning pinwheel of pain on OSX or the blue ring of waiting on windows 7.

      Point being, UI is subjective. I use linux, osx, and windows on a daily basis and they all have their issues, response time or otherwise.

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    101. Re:Sounds to me... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So, essentially you agree with this quote from bash.org?

      I guess it depends on what you want from your computer. If one wants one of those trendy ultra-slim, ultra-tiny netbooks just to show off that he has one of those trendy ultra-slim, ultra-tiny netbooks, I guess he got something wrong. They're ultra-slim and ultra-tiny to make them fit into smaller spaces and be easier to carry. Not to be fashionable.

      A computer is first and foremost a tool. Not an accessory. When did men become so fashion-crazed that we need a substitute for a woman's Prada purse?

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    102. Re:Sounds to me... by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      All the Apple astroturfers are out and about tonight.

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    103. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, its like this, if you intend to talk shit and attempt to defend the indefensible then you're gonna get called out.

      either that or you can stop talking shit. its up to you really?

    104. Re:Sounds to me... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Sure, but just compare Apple with Sculley at the helm and Apple with Jobs at the helm. And compare with other companies. The CEO sets the culture of the company. Heck compare with Xerox. They had lots of great stuff there, so what did the Xerox bosses do to get it to us?

      The biggest difference between Jobs and the CEOs that try to emulate him is: Jobs is an asshole with taste. The rest too often are just assholes.

      Taste is important. When some guy shows his work to Jobs, Jobs is often able to tell the difference between "insanely great" and "meh" - at least in the bits the public notice (whether consciously or subconsciously). And people showing subpar work to Jobs deep down know that Jobs is right: that it isn't "Insanely Great", so they are more likely to try to achieve that.

      Whereas in HTC etc, you can get away with crappy scrolling - "hey it works, so what if it doesn't feel like an extension of myself". And the CEO says, "Looks like it works, OK let's launch it".

      But, in my opinion people are more willing to put up with flaws in stuff that they consider part of themselves.

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    105. Re:Sounds to me... by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, you're at home doing nothing with yourself, Jobs is the CEO of the 4th largest company in the US.. he spends his whole life reading and sending emails, not playing games.

      Holy cow, when did Steve Jobs become CEO of GE?

    106. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Good job ignoring the paragraph about the iPhone. Perhaps I need to say it outright for you instead of you drawing from inferences. They created a smartphone UI that actually works with fingers and works responsively. I really don't know why people weren't doing all this anyway, but even if it seems a very obvious idea, it was something that phone makers simply were not doing before. It was a revolution - now everyone else is copying it.

      Likewise as I said in my other reply to the OP, Apple pioneered multitouch (on both the iPhone and laptop touchpads) - it was something that either was non-existent or at least not well known and utilised before Apple did it. Multitouch on a laptop's touchpad is also much better than using the side of the pad for scrolling, which I just find fiddly and annoying.

      I've probably already said that I don't really like Apple as a company any more, but you're being rather childish here trying to deny that their OS was way ahead of Windows for years, and that several design features on Windows and other OSes were first done on Macs. Simple little things which you just take for granted, like the recycle bin/trash can metaphor. Again, that's just a statement of fact. Yes, OSX has specific failings, but pointing them out doesn't change the fact that Apple have been first with a few physical and virtual design concepts.

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      which is totally what she said
    107. Re:Sounds to me... by bmecoli · · Score: 1

      what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

      Heh, that quote reminds me of Dr. Breen from Half-Life 2:

      Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not.

    108. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I installed Ubuntu on my MBP too, eventually got sick of little driver annoyances and I'm now running on a Dell netbook that I knew would work perfectly with Ubuntu. Ubuntu 10.04 seems to have sorted out some problems for the MBP (which I just use as a server now) but I already use my netbook 100% of the time so I don't really care anymore.

      Right, some of this is just you complaining and not actually finding out how to use your computer. Look at http://blogs.sun.com/arungupta/entry/osx_5_alt_tabbing_in to find out how to switch between apps and between windows in a single app..

      As for the dock, yes it integrates the idea of Widnows quick launch, and I think it does it very well (so much so that whenever I install Ubuntu I install a dock instead of the taskbar at the bottom of the screen). I grew to like the concept pretty quickly. I didn't find it hard to notice the arrow/dot below the apps at all, and I had it configured so that there were only a few apps in there so that it wasn't such a mess as when you first install OSX. Extra ones would pop in there too when I was running apps that I didn't usually use, and I thought it was just a great space saving concept overall.

      I never really used Expose. I'm an alt-tab kind of guy, though often clicking on the dock is handy in Ubuntu because it also switches to the appropriate desktop and application with one click rather than requiring a few different keystrokes. I'm guessing it would work the same with Spaces on the latest version(s?) of OSX.

      As for the right click stuff I can't comment, I don't remember it being a problem. I actually prefer using "touch two fingers to the pad and then left click" for a right click, but I don't have that option on my netbook.

      I agree that lack of cut and paste is annoying, yes.

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      which is totally what she said
    109. Re:Sounds to me... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Maybe *your* productivity is lower on an unfamiliar UI, but you are perhaps not most people.

      The issue is not familiarity. The issue is whether the design is ergonomic or not. The design which minimizes the mouse movements necessary without causing confusion is the superior design. Consider that even NeXTStep had window resizing from more than the lower-right corner; this is a feature Apple removed from OSX! Similarly, NeXTStep had a dock which grew from one corner of the screen with the system menu always in the corner! Therefore, when you say...

      here Apple really excels is in taking concepts that are long established, like the terrible state of touch control and the UI on mobile devices and saying "why does it have to be that way" and changing it, combining the best of lots of ideas, and unexpectedly combining others in a way that later looks obvious.

      ...I feel a little funny, because what Apple is really saying is it has to be this way.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    110. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about BSODs at all, just how the interface feels to use. I'm guessing it's to do with double buffering windows or something.

      As for responsiveness I wasn't talking about individual apps, just the OS overall. Even Linux doesn't really get this right, my mouse still can get jittery when the machine is under heavy loads. Maybe I'm just imagining that on my Amiga you could always move the mouse around, I don't know. I also actually liked how if an app was unresponsive on an Amiga that it wouldn't buffer up all your mouse clicks and keypresses, but that's down to personal preference I guess.

      I got an MBP a few years ago, very happy that Apple were gaining popularity again (though I found it sad that the reason for this was because of an MP3 player..), but the machine wasn't very reliable, overheated easily and locked up if I tried to do any serious gaming. I agree Apple have gone downhill, or perhaps just were never that reliable in the first place. I still prefer their OS to Windows, but thankfully I don't have to use either :p

      Now I think Apple's hardware sucks, I've never been into any of the iProducts, and I also am growing to dislike their overall ethics and policies, though a lot of that could be to do with Slashdot groupthink!

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    111. Re:Sounds to me... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I think you're misunderstanding some things.

      First and most importantly, the idea that Apple isn't doing anything unique, interesting, or original because they were inspired by previous designs: hogwash. Every creation is inspired by things that came before it, and there's no escaping that. Good artists borrow, great artists steal. When we praise someone for being unique and original, we're really praising them for what they have chosen to steal, and how well they've adapted the stolen ideas to a new setting.

      Second, it's kind of silly to slam Jobs for not creating these designs all by himself and there's nothing "mere" about "merely overseeing those who did." You have a guy who got himself into the position of having a high degree of influence over the computing world. From there, he managed to recognize and hire some very talented people, and then he put them together and managed them in such a way that they've put out some very impressive products. That aint easy.

    112. Re:Sounds to me... by Risen888 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You could at least provide some examples here

      Oh God, I thought you'd never ask. Not the OP, but let me play! Just a quick Top 4 here, because I could really go on forever but I'd like to read the rest of the thread.

      1. The ungodly top bar on OSX. Self-morphing UI elements are a Bad Thing. How this abomination has survived so long is totally beyond me, but I think it has something to do with that shitty hack called...
      2. The dock. The idea that "it shouldn't matter whether or not the application's running or how many instances of this application are running" is bullshit. Just because Microsoft parroted it doesn't make it good. (Christ, if anything, MS took the worst of it.) There's plenty of room for innovation in 2D interfaces. Take a look at Gnome Shell (I'm not huge on it, but I'm not huge on Gnome) or the Plasma Netbook interface (which I am an enormous fan of). Plenty of room for new ideas. Doesn't change the fact that the dock was a shitty one.
      3. The wheel interface is still dumb. If I have to take the mp3 player out of my pocket to know what I'm doing, that's a big fat fail.
      4. Okay, I was just gonna do three, but here's a bonus: the iTunes database. Apple fanboys can pretend all they want that "normal users don't care where on the hard drive their music files are." But they know they're lying. Every time I have ever brought this up to an iTunes user, they've agreed with me. "Yeah, I've always hated that too, but what are you gonna do?" as if it were some kind of law of nature.

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    113. Re:Sounds to me... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      The marketing.

    114. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Generalised sexist statement: guys just like cool gadgets. I even have a design on the back of my netbook - though only because it was the same cost as simply getting a black one due to a deal Dell had that month, otherwise I would have probably just gone for black.

      Car analogy: I don't really care if my car looks like shit as long as it's fun to drive, but if I find a car that is fun to drive and looks good, I don't see why I shouldn't choose it over one that is simply fun to drive, all other things being equal.

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    115. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I don't care how iTunes stores its files, because I hate the iTunes interface full stop :p It tries to kiddify things far too much, and I've always preferred just browsing my music via my own directory structure. I didn't use iTunes even when I was using OSX.. Winamp is my favourite media player of all time, though Exaile is "good enough" for me for now.

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    116. Re:Sounds to me... by BemoanAndMoan · · Score: 1

      I'll gladly give examples, I will!

      1) Three control keys on a keyboard (Ctrl,Alt,Command). It beggars the mind why you would need three 'special' keys, especially considering people rarely use anything more sophisticated than Shift. WTF has got to be put under the as-useless-as-the-windows-key 'Apple' key that couldn't live under Ctrl or Alt? The correct answer is 'nothing' that could justify muddying the primary interface.

      2) A single-button mouse. *Come* *on* *Apple*. Talk about issues letting go. If you can toast floppy drives so easily, surely you can tack a second button onto a mouse after so many years of complaints.

      3) The newest issue in the newest product: no stylus for the iPad. Jobs says "if it has a stylus, then its a failure". He really is an arrogant and clueless moron. Go ahead, geniuses, try and take notes and draw diagrams with your thumbs. iPad+stylus would put this currently useless consumer device into every boardroom and classroom on the planet. In the words of my 7-yr old, "Epic Fail".

      4) Plenty of software UI dullardry, too. For instance: the most common action should be the most easily accessible, so does that mean that when a file is selected the most common action is to rename it? Must be for Apple users, as that's what hitting the enter key does. Or, how about adding a new folder? Does it do this in the currently selected folder? Nope, in the root. Then try and find a nice organized location for all your files. Doesn't exist, as most Mac users have little idea how they are 'supposed' to organize and there is no common install format so they could be anywhere. And how about all of those "eject me" icons that end up on the desktop, that serve no real purpose other than to intimidate the newbie. Or how about that the control menu for an application is physically detached from the he current app ... how in the fuck is that *helpful*? (most of these came from trying to explain to coworkers who drank the Apple kool-aid and couldn't figure things out on their own. God I hate that they know I use Mac products).

      The reason this is so entrenched isn't just Jobs fault, but also the fervent zealots that live among the fanbase and have absorbed the Jobs mindset as a type of religion. I had one, in response to my second example, as his final and ultimate argument, tell me to "give it a rest, people have been complaining about the one-button mouse for six years. Once you use it for a while you will realize it is better that way." This latter bit is the core and crux of their arguments, as it has been for Jobs. Don't discuss alternatives, don't disagree with me, just get used to it, I know best, you just don't get it.

      And for the record (I hate having to justify this, but the fanboys really annoy me) I own 2 new Macs, an iPhone, and a host of other gear ... and yet I am typing this out on my 7-year old PC. If they were soooo much better, don't you think I'd be using the sexy-looking aluminum laptop sitting beside it?

    117. Re:Sounds to me... by vijayiyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By your logic, all Linus Torvalds did was market a repackaged UNIX. Maybe you should try looking deeper.

    118. Re:Sounds to me... by mfnickster · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I click an icon on the dock, I don't know if I'm clicking on a task or a launcher.
      ...Well I guess there's a little dot beside the icon when its a task

      You said it yourself... the dot tells you whether it's running or not. Is that difficult to understand?

      but that just indicates the app is loaded, not that I've had it open...

      Not sure what you mean here by "had it open" - maybe you mean it stays there after you quit the program? Try right-clicking (or Ctrl-left-clicking) the program when it's running and select "Keep in Dock"

      many of those dots are there because MacOS decided to start that app at boot.

      No, the OS only launches Finder at boot unless you add programs to your startup preferences. Right-click the program in the Dock and choose "Open at Login."

      If you have more than one window open in a single app, There's no easy way to switch between them.

      Command-~ (tilde) or use the "Window" menu. Most apps support this. Some used tabbed windows or a "set of pages" format like Preview. Try the arrow keys or page-up and page-down.

      When you use expose the windows are always in a different spot so you have to re-orient yourself everytime you use it. With a real taskbar, the button for your window is always in the same location.

      Try it the old-fashioned way, use Command-tab to switch to the program you want. Then use Command-~ to switch to the window you want or click the Window menu, which also has a "Bring all to front" command.

      If I want to open a new window for an app, I have to check for a tiny dot. If there isn't one then just click the icon on the dock. If there is a dot, then I have to right-click and select new window.

      Command-tab to the app, then Command-N to get a new window. Easy and quick.

      I guess you're not supposed to have more than one window open for a single app in MacOS.

      Almost every Mac app supports multiple windows open at once, which is why the Dock isn't littered with window items like in Windows. Recently iLife apps like iMovie and Garage Band have moved away from this standard, allowing only one project open at a time (and quits if you have none open) which really really bugs me as a long-time Mac user. Also bugs me that Windows apps quit when you close the last window. They pretty much have to because the app menus are tied to the windows, unlike on the Mac.

      ...except if you want to move a file to a different folder you have to have two finder windows open because MacOSX doesn't allow you to cut and paste files.

      True, you can't cut and paste, but drag and drop is not hard. If you make a shortcut to the destination folder in the Sidebar or Dock, it's even easier.

      You need to right-click more often in MacOSX than any other OS

      No, you don't, if you know what you're doing.

      The dock makes it difficult to manage an application that has more than one window open, so it discourages you from having multiple windows open for a single app

      The Dock is not for managing windows. That's why they introduced Expose and Spaces, but as I said you can still do it the old-fashioned way with Command-tab and Command-tilde.

      My experieince with MacOSX in general is that if you do things the way Steve Jobs thinks you should be doing things, everything works fine. But if you stray from that path, everything becomes unnecessarily difficult. The Apple slogan shouldn't be "think different" it should be "think like steve jobs".

      Be fair here - EVERY operating system makes you do things the way the designers think. It's different from Windows and Linux, but I find Mac OS much more ple

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    119. Re:Sounds to me... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

      It's very fair comment, and one that could apply in spades to many posters here. It's oh so easy to criticise the work of others. When and if you ever create something significant yourself, you tend to be far less negative about the work of others. You learn a little wisdom.

    120. Re:Sounds to me... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

      When was the last time you founded a great company and led it on to introduce revolutionary products and make billions of dollars in sales?

      Cream rises to the top.

    121. Re:Sounds to me... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      In general, though, the OS is terrible. One button mice were ok, they were a novelty. Fifteen years ago. Now I feel constrained by a 3 button, plus the extra four for scrolling. The only reason they've stuck with them is stubbornness - not because it makes sense, or because of the simplicity of it, but simply because The Mighty Steve refuses to admit that he might have been wrong.

      The fact that Apple haven't shipped a single button mouse with Macs for YEARS doesn't seem to have affected your rant.

      WTF is it that allows some of the most argumentative assholes on the web just overlook the one simple fact that Apple is really shitty at putting together a UI?

      What's up with argumentative assholes that can't get their facts straight?

    122. Re:Sounds to me... by MCSEBear · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned before, people who claim that the Macintosh was a copy of the Alto VERY obviously do not have a clue as to how the Alto actually worked.

      The Alto had more similarities with MS-DOS than with a Mac when it came to things like file manipulation or starting programs. You literally did that stuff with a command line on the Alto.

      There was none of that double clicking an icon to start a program. On the Alto, you had to type in the program name from the command line to start it if it was on the local disk, or start a separate network aware command line interface if the program was located on a file server.

      There was none of that dragging and dropping file, folder and disk icons to manipulate the file system as was pioneered on the Mac. You had to type out copy commands just like you were running DOS.

      The Alto also required an endless stream of keyboard commands to get much of anything done in it's programs. For instance, to open a document in the included Bravo word processor, type G (for get), then type in the path to the file you want to open then it's file name and extension, then hit the Escape key.

      Happily, this being the internet you can download a copy of the Xerox PARC Alto Users Handbook and see for yourself how incredibly unlike the Macintosh an Alto really was.

    123. Re:Sounds to me... by PedoPope · · Score: 0

      Seriously, there is one fantastic quote here from Steve Jobs that he replied to someone who *dared* to criticize him:

      what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

      So do you create anything either? Sounds like it just stung because most people don't.

    124. Re:Sounds to me... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It is a commercialization and twisting of something good.

      If sex is, by nature, something good, why is commercializing it bad? How can porn be a distortion of sex and therefore worthy of banning, while violence needs no distortion to be considered bad, yet it is not worthy of banning?

      That's like saying "Apples are good for your health, but selling them is twisting it into something bad, so the sale of apples should be heavily regulated. Heroine, however, is bad whether you sell it or not, so there is no need to regulate its sale." WTF? You either believe sex is intrinsically good, and is therefore a good thing worthy of being glorified or fantasized about and yes, even sold, or you believe it is a necessary evil and needs to be restricted as much as possible. Saying "sex is good, but needs to be heavily restricted" is simply lying to yourself or everyone around you. You certainly don't believe it in your core, because it is a self-contradicting proposition.

      You have no leg to stand on if you argue that porn is good but violence is bad.

      And by the very same token, you have no leg to stand on if you argue that violence is acceptable but porn is bad. Most rational people would agree that violence is a necessary evil, which needs to be limited to the most extreme cases of need (i.e. - someone is assaulting you, or another country is trying to take over/destroy your country, so you need to bring a violent response to save yourself). I don't know of too many people, aside from the typical extreme religious zealot, who could honestly argue that sex is a necessary evil.

      The honest argument stands much more in favor of porn being available than violence. Therefore, allowing violence in the App Store while saying porn is bad for kids is nothing more than pandering. In truth, if violence is OK, then it should be a given that porn is OK too, because porn is far lower on the scale things that are harmful to society when compared with violence. That's the hypocrisy the GP pointed out.

      The only logical solution to your argument is to both pull the violence and keep the porn out.

      You're forgetting the other logical solution, I think on purpose, which is what the GP was hinting at. The best solution is to allow both violence and porn, and leave it up to the individuals to decide. In the case of children, their parents should be given the necessary tools to restrict violence or porn or both (frankly, I'd restrict both). But the important thing is that the individual be allowed to choose what they do and do not want to be exposed to.

      You have no right to restrict someone else's viewing of porn or violence, and neither do they have the right to force you to accept porn or violence.

      The correct solution is choice, not restriction.

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      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    125. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is from the same school of thought that thinks we can't criticize what went on in Vietnam because we "haven't been there". It's just another form of the ad hominem [wikipedia.org].

      All right, it's ad hominem. I don't have a medical degree and have no clue how to perform surgery.

      Still, I think you have brain cancer which I can remove with a knife and a ballpen. Would you be willing to trust me and just go for it, just to prove a logical point?

    126. Re:Sounds to me... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Kids understand that violent stuff you see in movies isn't something you should be trying at home. But when a kid doesn't really know anything about sex sees a video where a dude forces a girl to deeptroat him until she pukes... well that probably warps a kid's brain.

      I don't see how you can honestly hold both opinions at the same time. If a kid is capable of recognizing that violence in movies is not something they should be trying on their friends at home, how is the same kid not capable of recognizing that forcing himself on another person is not OK? They are the same type of scenario, and require the same level of judgment.

      For what its worth, I believe most people handle both violence and porn just fine. However, it is well known that some people don't handle either well, and it's really just a matter of what they are more exposed to that determines if they grow up to be serial murderers or serial rapists. Sometimes they end up being both.

      Those people are also known as sociopaths or psychopaths, and more than likely their brain was screwed up from the get-go. Since both violence and sex are both natural human responses, it's actually pretty hard to argue that violence in movies (or games) or pornography had any influence at all. Before the Victorian age, violence and sex were far more prevalent in entertainment than they are today, yet society was not filled with people who ran around murdering and raping any more than our society today is filled with such people. And that was before they were any good at faking violence! Most of that stuff was real - people getting eaten, gladiators killing each other, etcetera. You couldn't even come to the realization that such things were not real, because they very much were. Yet their society was no more corrupt or violent than ours is today.

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    127. Re:Sounds to me... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      He has probably never used DOS, which too employed crude windows with a mouse, however the windows were 100% ASCII based and the mouse was only somewhat point-and-click. For navigation around the system, however, you had to use text commands. There was no point-and-click interface for the OS. That's exactly the same as the NLS (though the NLS was designed to run on a mainframe with terminals), except the NLS was significantly more command heavy than even DOS.

      A large portion of the NLS developers moved to Xerox, and they brought the idea of the mouse with them. They then went on to develop the first GUI, which Apple engineers had a chance to peek at, and decided they should do the exact same thing for the LISA.

      Xerox did not invent the mouse, but they did invent the GUI and the point-and-click interface. NLS had neither.

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    128. Re:Sounds to me... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Apple's UI accomplishments over the years are obvious, but I guess I'll have to list a few since you are so used to a post-Apple world that you don't realise what they've done.

      How? Examples of crap ui:

      Their task switcher in System 7 - OS-9 forced you to reach for a drop down menu to switch tasks. Windows 3.1 and Amiga DOS both had more intuitive task switching methods. Amiga's was to click on the page flip button in the upper right to cycle through windows, and MS Windows 3.1 was ALT+Tab and the icon bar at the bottom of the screen - both of which Apple adopted in OSX oddly enough

      More recent example: OSX never seems to remember window positions or views in finder - seriously what is up with this? Some icons in the task area go to the right (like the task bar in Windows XP/Vista) others just have an arrow above them but stay in the same place (like Windows 7) - sometimes its confusing as to why. On windows its because the icon is pinned to the task bar, on the Mac some apps it does this - others it doesn't.

    129. Re:Sounds to me... by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Apple still forces you to resize windows from the lower-right corner.

      And the cost of being able to resize from any edge in Ubuntu for example? The need to have a fugly border all the way around every window, which on the one hand consumes display real estate, whilst still being narrow enough that it proves hard for some users to be able to grab easily.

      Forcing the user to do things Steve's way is not a benefit to the user.

      Limited numbers of geeks like to customize stuff. For most functionality for the vast majority of users it's better for the designer to make a reasonable decision. Ref: The Paradox of Choice.

      In terms of learning curve, their interfaces are slightly ahead. In terms of productivity, their interfaces are years behind.

      Your abstract opinion. I'd argue that people are most productive on well designed UIs, and Apples UIs are way ahead of anything Linux has.

      They took NeXTStep's dock and ruined its defaults for prettiness instead of muscle memory, for example.

      That's probably a fair point (not that I ever actually experienced NeXT myself.) And the reason is Fitt's Law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitts's_law

      And you have to move the mouse farther (and on a large display, actually refocus your eyes) to use the single menu bar.

      And there you are wrong. A menu at the edge of the screen is easier (more productive) to use. Again because of Fitt's law. Plus it also is more economic on screen real estate.

      And until OSX, Apple didn't even have minimize/maximize, instead using the same multifinder approach they've been using (annoyingly) for years.

      i.e. It doesn't work like Windows. And Linux copied the Windows functionality. The paradigm in Mac OS is not to run applications full screen - instead of maximizing, the zoom button only increases the size of a window's height or width until the scroll bar is no longer needed (or the extent of the screen is hit.) Any extra growth of a window beyond that takes up screen real estate without revealing any more of the document. It's a waste.

      You are used to Windows and/or Linux, and you assume that it's the right way to do things. When the real issue is that it's just the way that you are used to things being done. That doesn't mean it's the best way.

    130. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do we know it was him? I've heard a few of these stories about emails from Jobs. Too many to believe, IMO. I'm sitting at home on a Saturday night getting drunk and playing old fps games with my intel graphics and posting on /., and even I don't have time to answer all the emails I get... Just sayin'.

      Your capital italic 'i' looks like a forward slash.
      Just sayin'.

    131. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're used to having several window-resizing tools from Windows, then it feel like a deficiency when they are not all available. But as a Mac user forced to suffer through Windows on occasion, I've sometimes thought that several options were just overkill. After all, who needs several steering wheels to steer a car? It's simpler to have just one!

    132. Re:Sounds to me... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, claims that Xerox single handedly invented the WIMP interface [wikipedia.org] (Windows, Icons, Pointer, Menus) and that Apple copied that interface exactly as created by Xerox are simply incorrect.

      I think you're the only one who has said that so far, everyone else just stuck to the GUI (which is the first implementation of WIMP as an interface). Xerox invented the GUI, but not the mouse. They were the ones who came up with point-and-click as well as a menu and icon driven user interface. NLS had windows, but all commands were text based, like a classic CLI. The mouse existed to click on hyperlinks, which were another NLS first, along with windows.

      The only addition made by Xerox PARC was the addition of Icons. NLS had bitmapped WYSIWYG graphics, but did not come up with the idea of using Icons to represent commands, using text based menus instead.

      That's not quite correct - NLS was not WYSIWYG, What You See Is What You Get means everything you can access on the system is available on-screen. Most of what you did with NLS was done with complicated CHORD commands or punch cards (in off-line mode).

      It had some very neat things, including multiple windows and editable 2d graphics, but a graphical user interface it was not, it was very much still a command driven interface with occasional graphical components. Sort of a transition OS between a CLI and a GUI. Windows and menus in NLS were more like the windows and menus available in DOS. Yeah, they existed, and they were probably more heavily used than those in DOS (and more feature rich, by the look of things), but they still were not GUIs.

      Actually a good comparison of how the NLS UI worked is the Hyperwords addon for Firefox. It's built around text hyperlinks and such. Like all great text-based interfaces, it had a steep learning curve but allowed for great productivity once mastered.

      In any case, the Alto was the first OS with an actual GUI. NLS was a text based UI with some graphics to make it pretty.

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    133. Re:Sounds to me... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Excellent hardware

      1) Macbook pro overheat issue when its gpu is under load (google it - it really does exist - had a student finally return a machine over this problem)
      2) Quicksilver fan speed issue
      3) G4 cube case crack issue (oddly enough I have a g4 cube in pristine condition, but a friend at work wasn't so lucky)

      I won't even bring up the hundreds of models of beige models with proprietary expansion slots and all their hardware quirks (ok wth - I will - 3 different kinds of nubus slot connectors, funky all in one expansion slot where you put the ethernet card, the Quadra's you had to disassemble the power supply/hdd rail just to upgrade the memory, the very fist model where you had to use a rubber mallet to pop the case open [yes that procedure is in there service manual], faulty volume controls on beige models - which apple couldn't be bothered to replace for lack of parts [first time I've ever seen a machine sit on the workbench for almost 2 years]). Oh lest I forget - the Powermac 6100 - the crime against nature with its 640k (!) of video ram, and its right angel requiring an adapter and even then the electrical connections where such shite it still didn't work expansion slot.

      As someone who has worked on Mac's on a hardware/software level - the only machines they made that were perfect were the original silver powerbooks (those things are ROCK SOLID - if you forgive the scalding heat) and the G5/Mac Pro line which are easy to work on and well built.

      Their hardware is made by the same people these days that make Dell/HP/Compaq etc - some factory like Foxxcon in China - get over it. When there stuff was made in the USA (which a lot of it was at one point) I would have given you that, but its not.

    134. Re:Sounds to me... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      porn != sex

      Uh, I'm not sure you understand the concept of porn.

      See in porn, people have sex, then video tape it. Porn = sex, all packaged up for other people to enjoy by proxy.

      Obligatory XKCD.

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    135. Re:Sounds to me... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And the cost of being able to resize from any edge in Ubuntu for example? The need to have a fugly border all the way around every window, which on the one hand consumes display real estate, whilst still being narrow enough that it proves hard for some users to be able to grab easily.

      False. There are any number of themes with no border. It's pretty easy to customize many themes to have no border.

      Limited numbers of geeks like to customize stuff. For most functionality for the vast majority of users it's better for the designer to make a reasonable decision. Ref: The Paradox of Choice.

      I believe most geeks like to customize stuff, it's everyone else that's allergic to it. And actually, THAT isn't true either; look at all the cellphone and car bling glue-on bullshit. But anyway, users are also allergic to the help so customization wouldn't hurt most of them much anyway. And in any case, if they never customized anything, it wouldn't hurt anyone.

      That's probably a fair point (not that I ever actually experienced NeXT myself.) And the reason is Fitt's Law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitts's_law

      No excuses, please.

      And there you are wrong. A menu at the edge of the screen is easier (more productive) to use. Again because of Fitt's law. Plus it also is more economic on screen real estate.

      It doesn't really save you any screen real estate because by the time it becomes relevant, you're maximizing the window either way, and you can only see one menu bar. Are you really trying?

      i.e. It doesn't work like Windows. And Linux copied the Windows functionality.

      It's actually Windows and Motif and OS/2, which at one time was basically all software. Saying Linux works like Windows is true, but it's also dumb, because it also works like Motif. But then, Windows was designed to function the way Motif was going to function; Microsoft was in the Motif WG.

      The paradigm in Mac OS is not to run applications full screen - instead of maximizing, the zoom button only increases the size of a window's height or width until the scroll bar is no longer needed (or the extent of the screen is hit.)

      there's plenty of apps where that's not true. shrinkwrap, btw, was around before Apple had it, like all "their" other ideas.

      You are used to Windows and/or Linux, and you assume that it's the right way to do things. When the real issue is that it's just the way that you are used to things being done. That doesn't mean it's the best way.

      No, really, it's an issue of which is the best way. Having that one menu bar at the top of the screen doesn't help you for the same reason that the dock doesn't help you; applications can add or remove menu items, so its contents are constantly shifting from app to app. But defend it any way you want. I actually have chosen the Mac interface for my big desktop system because I rarely switch apps other than using Expose (like Spaces, but configurable; I have removed all eye candy except mipmaps.) And anyway, Unix had virtual desktops aeons ago, and Windows had them before the Mac, thppt.

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    136. Re:Sounds to me... by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      [...]

      If you have more than one window open in a single app, There's no easy way to switch between them.

      [...]

      Cmd-~ cycles through all windows in a single app. Other than that, I agree with you.

      [...]

      My experieince with MacOSX in general is that if you do things the way Steve Jobs thinks you should be doing things, everything works fine. But if you stray from that path, everything becomes unnecessarily difficult. The Apple slogan shouldn't be "think different" it should be "think like steve jobs".

      [...]

      That's why I refused to buy a mac until they gave me a CLI. You can get around all the stupid stuff with bash.

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    137. Re:Sounds to me... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Of course this is Slashdot, the very definition of all talk and no action

      Nice cheap shot there. Of COURSE there is no "action" at slashdot, except that there are engineers, scientists, and all sorts of folks that routinely educate me about their disciplines. It's why I come here (that and the nerdy jokes). But the folks that post here by and large DO STUFF in meatspace, and many here are incredibly well versed in what they do.

      Jobs' remark was a cheap shot, too.

    138. Re:Sounds to me... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      he seems to forget that he got his good stuff from Xerox

      Xerox came up with many great ideas. The GUI was one of them. Apple was shown a demo of it and they liked the idea of it. Apple, however, developed their own implementation of a GUI. But to cover things legally Apple paid Xerox money to use the idea. But Apple wasn't the only one to take the idea and implement it. The Commodore Amiga did as well but Apple came up with their own unique design. They didn't get that from Xerox.

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    139. Re:Sounds to me... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      4. Okay, I was just gonna do three, but here's a bonus: the iTunes database. Apple fanboys can pretend all they want that "normal users don't care where on the hard drive their music files are." But they know they're lying. Every time I have ever brought this up to an iTunes user, they've agreed with me. "Yeah, I've always hated that too, but what are you gonna do?" as if it were some kind of law of nature.

      Which, when you extract the logic, means that people who think the iTunes DB is the right way you call "Apple Fanboys", and those that don't think it's right you call "iTunes Users". With the result that you can claim 100% of "iTunes Users" agree with you. Even though lots of people that use iTunes don't agree with you.

      Frankly there doesn't seem to be any rational argument for taking on the manual task of keeping your media files in order rather then letting the computer do the work for you, but if you are so inclined to do so it's a checkbox option in preferences to do so. You can have it either way. So your complaint makes no sense whatsoever.

    140. Re:Sounds to me... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I usually sit and wonder where they cut corners to add that design for "free".

      TANSTAAFL applies to everything in the economy. You cannot make something cheaper, or add something for "free" if you don't cut corners somewhere else.

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    141. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, because I hate the OSX dock so much that Windows 7 aping it is one of the main reasons I'm sticking with Vista for the time being.

      There's not much that's objective in UI design, so unilaterally declaring that Apple are masters of the UI is pretty disingenuous. From my point of view, Apple's UIs tend to assume you're retarded. So if you're retarded, they're great.

    142. Re:Sounds to me... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > What I find so disappointing about Jobs is not anything about him really. It's that the
      > public doesn't value freedom enough to tell him where to stick his proprietary lockdown schemes.

      Why does it surprise you? We elected an administration where the major intellectual fault line is between the Marxists and Maoists. And it is a pretty safe bet that Apple customers voted 90% in favor. Why are you surprised they place little value on freedom? Apple and Obama are but symptoms of a bigger problem when it comes to teaching the values required to be a people worthy of receiving the blessings of liberty. When someone offers a simple solution to a problem that boils down to ceding control to an elite group of 'better' people to make the decisions the correct response is "hell no."

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    143. Re:Sounds to me... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like someone doesn't know what they are talking about. 1) No Mac shipped since the switch to Intel processors has come with a one button mouse.

      You're missing the point, actually. The issue is that no version of Mac OS has supported a "secondary click" mouse event. The multi-button Mac mice do indeed have additional buttons, but their function is ill-defined. The "right click for context menu" function in the UI is what's at issue. Mac OS sometimes supports a work-alike function under the Ctrl-Click event, but again, it's not standard.

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    144. Re:Sounds to me... by Mike610544 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And until OSX, Apple didn't even have minimize/maximize

      They STILL don't have maximize. That green button makes the windows as big as the OS thinks it should be.

      The worst part about that is that the response from Mac people is: "You don't really want to do that. You're thinking in primitive Windows-one-app-at-a-time terms. Once you're enlightened to the Mac philosophy you'll 'get it'."

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    145. Re:Sounds to me... by thegnu · · Score: 1

      And the cost of being able to resize from any edge in Ubuntu for example? The need to have a fugly border all the way around every window, which on the one hand consumes display real estate, whilst still being narrow enough that it proves hard for some users to be able to grab easily.

      I'm not getting way into this shit-slinging match, but I seem to be able to position my mouse on every corner of almost every window on my macbook without hovering over any active elements. it seems like they could just tick out a tiny section of each corner so that i don't have to move my window to resize it. i don't think people would complain about the edges if you could resize from the corners.

      hell, how about top left and bottom right? that would be a start.

      And there you are wrong. A menu at the edge of the screen is easier (more productive) to use. Again because of Fitt's law. Plus it also is more economic on screen real estate.

      this is wrong in my experience. i have used almost exclusively a mac for over a year, i still prefer having the menu in the window. when a window grabs focus on mac, it changes the menu. if i'm selecting from a menu, and i misclick and hit another window, the menu changes. i don't experience the drastic hit in screen real estate, either, because i can buy a computer or display with better resolution for less or equal money than an apple product. also, when a window is behind another window, i don't feel like it's taking up screen real estate.

      i understand the fitt's law argument, and i just think it is wrong for me and quite a lot of users. i think it's a bad idea. some people like it.

      - instead of maximizing, the zoom button only increases the size of a window's height or width until the scroll bar is no longer needed (or the extent of the screen is hit.

      i see the benefit of this, but only if you have a decent sized display. even still, i can acknowledge that it's a matter of preference. still, my web browser won't maximize, and since i can't resize from the left or top, if i want a full screen browser, i need to drag my window to the edge of the screen and then resize it.

      and in linux, i can maximize it either vertically or horizontally, and move my windows with keystrokes. windows can suck it too. :)

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    146. Re:Sounds to me... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And the RDF. Nobody else has one of those.

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    147. Re:Sounds to me... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      False. There are any number of themes with no border. It's pretty easy to customize many themes to have no border.

      Whilst it might be the case that there are themes with an invisible border, it's still taking up real estate that cannot be clicked on for any other purpose. More to the point you're revealing as every such conversation does, that people waste time futzing around with Linux rather then getting on doing real work with a UI that is good out of the box.

      And in any case, if they never customized anything, it wouldn't hurt anyone.

      But it does. The UI customization options add complexity to the options part of the software. If the user looks up a problem on the internet and they see pictures of how to do something but the UI looks different from their UI, and even works different, then they are confused. If you need to help out a friend or co-worker, you are confused because their computer doesn't look and work the same as yours.

      That's probably a fair point (not that I ever actually experienced NeXT myself.) And the reason is Fitt's Law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitts's_law

      No excuses, please.

      What excuse? Fitt's Law? Or the fact that I'm giving you more than the benefit of the doubt on this point because I haven't tried the particular software you referenced? That's clearly not an excuse, far from it. So what did you mean?

      It doesn't really save you any screen real estate because by the time it becomes relevant, you're maximizing the window either way, and you can only see one menu bar. Are you really trying?

      I beg your pardon? Are you saying you only use software after you've maximized it's window? Because that line makes no sense otherwise.

      there's plenty of apps where that's not true.

      There certainly are. I described document apps as a common example. But the logic is same everywhere. Rather than expanding an app to fill the screen ala Windows, the zoom button sizes the window to sensibly fit it's content, not covering up the rest of the screen unnecessarily.

      No, really, it's an issue of which is the best way. Having that one menu bar at the top of the screen doesn't help you for the same reason that the dock doesn't help you; applications can add or remove menu items, so its contents are constantly shifting from app to app. But defend it any way you want.

      Again, this makes no sense. Fitt's law describes why having menus attached to app windows is worse than having them attached to the top of the screen.

    148. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying they have perfect UIs or anything, I'm saying they have spurred improvement in a few areas. And the guy using the one buttoned mouse as an example of a bad design when OSX can use 2 button mice seems silly to me. That makes it a personal preference rather than a UI decision.

      I preferred the finder method to the Amiga method tbh. I can barely even remember switching windows in Amiga OS.. it's been something like 12 years.. not that I usually ran more than one app at once anyway.

      I really hated the UI with Windows 3.1, especially when minimising windows.

      With the dock then apps that aren't already in there go to the right. I can't remember exactly how I configured it but I removed a lot of the default apps out of the dock, because I'd never use them. There may have been settings for whether apps get added in again with common usage, can't remember (might be thinking of Linux docks here).

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    149. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I think it's more that they have a decent margin on the machine in the first place, and they just keep switching their "extra free!" deals every few weeks to make people feel like they're getting a good deal. I got the machine for work anyway so I didn't care about the price that much, but I wasn't about to add on £20 just to get some decals on the back.

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    150. Re:Sounds to me... by MCSEBear · · Score: 1

      The Xerox Alto did not do what you think it did. Perhaps you have it confused with the Xerox Star which came later.

      Download the Alto User Handbook and see for yourself.

      The Alto had a command line interface and commands were largely entered through the keyboard.

    151. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      It's retarded to imply that I "unilaterally declared that Apple are masters of the UI". They don't get everything right for everyone as you point out, but they have shown the industry that sometimes making things easy to use will get you a lot of money. If something can be made easier to use while still retaining full functionality for those who want it, then that's great. When they dumb things down so much that features are lost, then that's bad. I like to have the choice, so I don't use OSX, but I'd be happier if more of these retards you talk of used Macs over the years - then I would never have had to clear out their virus infected porn boxes.

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    152. Re:Sounds to me... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Yes porn can be people having sex but then it might just be pictures of naked women. Some people who have sex dislike porn. Which is why saying that Steve Jobs dislikes sex when he talks about porn is wrong.

    153. Re:Sounds to me... by neoform · · Score: 1

      Holy cow! A market cap of 230.96B (AAPL) is bigger than 188B (GE)?! Incredible!

      Good job citing an article from last year, because if there's one thing we can be sure of, the business world never changes.

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    154. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      4. Click the button in iTunes that says "let iTunes manage my library" so that it is disabled - then you can put your music where you want, and organise it on a file/folder level however you choose.

      Don't let genuine options get in the way of a good troll though. The iTunes automatic organisation is optional, and always has been. For normal users, it is fine - it will take care of the files for you. If you want to do it yourself though, it is trivially easy to do so.

    155. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      1. Never used Emacs then? You don;t have to use them, but they do give you quick access to things that take longer on Windows - for example, alt+e, then e gives you é, alt+c is ç - you can quickly type accents, special characters, math symbols etc without breaking your stride. The only real difference between Windows and Mac is providing two keys instead of one for functions in Windows that are mapped to control - like copy/paste/quit etc. Essentially, the command key is what the control key is on Windows, with very few exceptions - control is used much less frequently (control+ right arrow is tab swap in Safari for example). You can live forever without ever pressing control though - 90% of the meta key combos use command and option. Always good to have choice though, right? People seem to always be harping on about having choice and freedom. (incidentally, feel free to change the key combos in the system preferences if you like - it's good to have freedom!)

      2. Apple hasn't shipped a one button mouse in years, and the OS has supported 2 button mice (and more) since OS 9. The trackpads on current Mac laptops are two button, despite being one large physical thing - you can click on the left and right side of it for left and right click.

      3. You can buy a stylus for the iPad if you want - if you have an app that needs it. The UI of the iPad and iPhone was designed around a human hand. It does work with a stylus if you want though, it just doesn't have one by default. I have seen some nice work done on an iPad with a stylus.

      4. Apple uses the Unix method for user files. Take it up with them. I believe Linux uses the same idea too: each user has a home folder. On OS X it is actually an icon of a house - perhaps a little cheesy, but there it is. So, if you are complaining that the Apple method of organising user files is bad, what you are really saying is the Unix/Linux way is bad since it *is exactly the same*.

      There is a "common install format" - I'm not sure what you're on about there. Applications are in bundles (folders that are marked executable) so most of the necessary files to run them are inside this folder, which is "the app". These go into Applications by default, but they will run from anywhere. Any miscellaneous files that are not kept in the app bundle (like preference files go into specific app support folders (in the user's library or the global system one, depending on whether they are shared resources or specific to the user).

      The "eject me" icons are mounted disk images - much the same as zip files. They can be a little confusing at first, and there could be a more graceful way to introduce the way an image mounts (like a CD or external drive), but that has gotten better in 10.6.

      The menu bar at the top of the screen is just a different way to do it - it's not necessarily better than the menu-per-window, but if an app is in the foreground (ie, when I need to issue a command to it via a menu) I know *exactly* where the menu is, and can get to it via muscle memory. The Windows method has some advantages - multiple menus on the screen if you need to quickly jump between them, for example, but it costs you screen real estate.

      You go back to the one button mouse argument - I say again - have you used a mac in the last 5 or 6 years?! They haven't shipped with one button mice for a long time (I think the PB and iBook were the last to go - in 2005ish), and have supported multi-button mice since OS 9. OS X is rich with context sensitive menus. What the original 1 button paradigm was about was that you shouldn't have to use a 2 button mouse - everything should be available with left click (even if it takes longer), with shorter context-sensitive menus available for those that wanted them. Apple has never forced you to use a single button mouse. Well, maybe on the Apple Lisa.

      So, you own two new Macs and yet your post just reeks of uninformed trolling. Have you ever actually booted your two new Macs?

    156. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Mac OS has supported right click context menus since OS 9. I have been using them in that fashion since then (perhaps even OS 8.6 - I forget exactly when we upgraded our Media 100 machine to OS 9).

      Right click context is perfectly standard. You can read about how OS X treats them here:

      http://developer.apple.com/mac/library/documentation/UserExperience/Conceptual/AppleHIGuidelines/XHIGMenus/XHIGMenus.html

    157. Re:Sounds to me... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Which, when you extract the logic, means that people who think the iTunes DB is the right way you call "Apple Fanboys", and those that don't think it's right you call "iTunes Users". With the result that you can claim 100% of "iTunes Users" agree with you. Even though lots of people that use iTunes don't agree with you.

      No. I can understand how you misunderstood that, but no. Let me try again. A bunch of people who I've never met but hear a lot from on places like Slashdot seem to propagate the "users are too dumb to handle their own files, let iTunes do it" argument. But 100% of people who I have actually spoken to and looked at at the same time have said they hate it.

      Frankly there doesn't seem to be any rational argument for taking on the manual task of keeping your media files in order rather then letting the computer do the work for you

      Unless you access your files from anything that is not iTunes or an iPod. Or want to transfer files onto... well, anything, really. Or you've accumulated music from a variety of sources and the id3 tags don't jibe up (it is a lot easier to create a homogeneous file naming system than it is to have uniform id3 tags; believe me, I've felt the pain). Or maybe you just have the weird urge to actually know where your shit is.

      but if you are so inclined to do so it's a checkbox option in preferences to do so.

      In fairness, I was not aware of that.

      So your complaint makes no sense whatsoever.

      I don't think that's true, I think I've made my case pretty well here. I do welcome your reply.

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    158. Re:Sounds to me... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Click the button in iTunes that says "let iTunes manage my library" so that it is disabled

      As I said to another respondent, I was unaware of that option. However...

      Don't let genuine options get in the way of a good troll though. The iTunes automatic organisation is optional, and always has been. For normal users, it is fine - it will take care of the files for you. If you want to do it yourself though, it is trivially easy to do so.

      Wrong. Optional or not, it is the default, and I'm obviously not the only person to be unaware that the option to turn that off exists. And for normal users it is anything but fine. Unless your definition of "normal" does not include anyone who ever wants to put a file on a flash drive, or not have to rely on dodgy id3 tags to organize their music library, or access their music from anything other than iTunes. You may think that's a "normal" user. It's not.

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    159. Re:Sounds to me... by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      When there is an actual, scientific study that shows porn is harmful or helpful, then we can talk about it. We know for a fact violence is harmful. How dare you impose personal morals on the masses with no factual proof or logical evidence to back your claims. Some use the bible, but that is not a source, it is a historical fairy tale, and even if mildly correct it is totally unsuitable for determining what knowledge humanity is allowed to posses, and what information can be considered good or bad.

      Information is information, irregardless of your opinions and beliefs. The day the christian community begins to accept science, or just disappear, and studies can be done on the effects of pornography, then you can think about doing something against it. Until then, it is something that nobody nows anything quantitatively about.

      There is a clear and enormous difference, and I have yet to come across a single peer-reviewed study in which the effects of viewing pornography have been looked for. Many have problems with violence. There is just something disturbing about a child playing a game like bioshock where they can harvest young girls. Or games like Call of Duty, or Left for Dead, or blah blah blah. Are you seriously going to argue that simple nudity can be more harmful than all of that? I would have a hard time believing that even if I saw such a study, but I have yet to see such a thing. And the problem is, everything from hard core to innocent, non-pornographic nudity is hard-line banned from everything apple.

      Your argument that we should ban both is ignoring the scientific reality. I personally have no problem with violence being there, I simply wish to make the point that violence is far less moral than sexuality, and has been proven to be harmful.

      How about he keeps his mother fucking bible out of everyone elses pockets. FREE THE iPRODUCTS!

      That goes for all of you "moralists" You are neither moral nor good. You make claims without just cause and force your personal opinions on others while disavowing the facts. Shame be-eth on you who are so ignorant as to imagine the censure can be a good thing, or to propose further bans when people ask for no such ban on anything, but for freedom. I have one thing to say to assholes like you: BURN IN HELL.

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    160. Re:Sounds to me... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Where did he get the design for the original imac, the ipod and ipad?

      iMac? It's a souped up vt220 terminal.

      iPad? That was from a TV show.

      iPod? Better left disavowed.

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    161. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Did you even look at the preferences? It's not like the option is at all hard to find - it's one click away from being visible in the preferences, under "Advanced".

      Of course it is the default option - iTunes is primarily a jukebox/music organiser that is tailored to ease of use. The most automated function is going to be the default, but for advanced users, the very first thing under the advanced menu is the ability to disable this.

      If you used iTunes for more than about half an hour and were actively annoyed by its self-organising function and looked for a way to turn it off and were unable to find it or even be aware that it was possible through google, Apple's help docs or just exploring the relatively simple preferences layout, then I really don't know what to say.

      It's on by default, for someone interested in manual control it is very easy to find.

    162. Re:Sounds to me... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > It really does "just work" right out of the box ...for limited values of "works". That's the big catch. If you decide to do something even mildly interesting then all bets are off.

      From that point of view, you can see why Jobs wants his device to be like
      a VCR. If he loses total, absolute control over it then someone somewhere
      might hit a little speed bump as they try to do something interesting.

      Apple's approach is simply not complete enough. Simple basic stuff gets left
      out (SMS delete all) and their tools tend not to scale well. Or they do the
      cargo-cult thing and try to declare something (like screen protectors) not
      even be necessary.

      Sure, if you're the sort of rube that has trouble burning a DVD on ANY platform
      then it poses the "least dangerous" platform with nearly all of the sharp corners
      rounded off. It's like school scissors.

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    163. Re:Sounds to me... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The Marx vs. Mao thing happened purely because the other side tried to field a prom queen that can't keep predator and prey straight.

      People got over their racism real quick when confronted with the idea of that prom queen as president.

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    164. Re:Sounds to me... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      and in linux, i can maximize it either vertically or horizontally, and move my windows with keystrokes. windows can suck it too. :)

      Windows might not have maxiumize, but it does allow you to move (etc.) windows with keystrokes. You can open the windowing menu of a window with alt-space.

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    165. Re:Sounds to me... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Apple only gets flack for being derivative because nimby's such as yourself try to make it out like they invented everything.

      It's just like the "freedom to innovate" nonsense from the Lemmings.

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    166. Re:Sounds to me... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Your snipe doesn't work because no one tries to claim that Linus is something he's not or that his work is something that it isn't.

      Those of us that understand Operating Systems realize how derivative it all is and the fact that if it's finally made it into consumer computing then it's a very old thing by now.

      The iPad is a great demonstration of that principle. The tech has finally made it into consumer toys years after it's been in business machines.

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    167. Re:Sounds to me... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't there - it's the "What have you done ..." remark, which is rude, and a stupid way to avoid answering what has become wide-spread criticism.

      The flash thing is just another example. "Battery life" my behind! Let the user decide.

      "Oh, but it will crap out the system!" Then build a better system, duh! Or work with Adobe to make improvements. If others can, why can't Apple?

      Note to Steve: don't be a total iDork, mkay?

    168. Re:Sounds to me... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Here is a UI one.

      CMD vs CTRL.

      From the company that thought interfaces with an alternate "right click" would be too confusing we have two identical and completely confusing hot-key options.

      There is no logic or reason to why sometimes it's CMD and sometimes it's CTRL.

    169. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have to be a chef to know you're serving me shit.

    170. Re:Sounds to me... by Miseph · · Score: 1

      I usually just push the button on the front. If I'm ejecting a disc, it's probably because i want to take it out and put in another... so just touching the drive seems sensible enough to me.

      Of course, I don't own a single Apple product and don't use iTunes, so obviously I'm crazy and don't have any perspective. Anyone who has ever used any of their products knows full well that the only rational response is to love it uncontrollably and unconditionally. It is, quite simply, not possible that I have used iPods and disliked their UI or (un)reliability, or that I found iTunes to be a resource hogging pain in the ass and uninstalled it after a 3-month trial run. Those things just can't happen.

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    171. Re:Sounds to me... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Look how much money Britney Spears makes.. Same thing.

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    172. Re:Sounds to me... by indiechild · · Score: 1

      So Adobe products aren't proprietary? Who's got the "bullshit logic" now?

    173. Re:Sounds to me... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Just a quick comment.. I'm an 'it pro' (read as living it day in and day out) and I live in a home with several windows machines (laptops and standalone) and several linux (virtual guests mostly but also native) and a macbook which we won. So it gives me an interesting perspective I think.

      We also have two iPod touches (one I purchased and one was won with the macbook). My wife uses computers quite extensively as well and we have a six year old daughter.

      In my opinion the mac would work ok if we were a one computer house with one iPod. From my perspective this is light duty for a system but that would be ok I think. I find as soon as I try doing anything to make the macbook it fails. If I try to import large amounts of music off the network in the house iTunes can hang for example. There is no progress bar, just the pinwheel. Many times I have had to kill it but was never sure if it was doing anything or not. One difference I find between windows and os/x is that at least apps on windows will show you progress or die if there is a problem. On OS/X I find you get that colored pinwheel cursor and don't know what is going on and yes considering how often I use each OS it happens more on OS/X. I feel like robustness was sacrificed to make the GUI thin and pretty and the novelty of the beauty of the OS has worn off by now. I almost feel like I'm using the iPod touch with its feather-weight OS when I am using OS/X.

      I don't use my iPods any more because I don't fit into the 'sync with one library' methodology; I just want to copy files. My daughter listens to light music at night and we found that it would hang every night without fail if we didn't reboot it every day. Also I find the software selection is lacking unless you want to pay for everything, whereas I don't have a problem finding free alternatives to commercial software for Windows if I need it. Considering I have put so much free stuff on my windows machines are doing remarkably well and the mac is not.

      All in all, the macbook has not been playing nice in our house. You set the services up on linix and windows and they work as advertised. If the services allow the machines to play nice they will. The mac is the hardest to make play nice. Its one saving grace is that it has BSD underneath (SSH and rsync work properly) but that is pretty hacked and i'm alittle afraid to touch it too much even though I am a unix admin by trade.

      My girl loves the mac. She's six and it does what she needs it to do. My wife does not care for it. I asked her just now what she does not like about it and she says it's little things in the GUI such as opera not selecting the address bar automatically like in firefox and IE. In other words she finds the gui generally frustrating. I am also not a fan of the single menu bar at the top of the screen. It seems that was done for 'cool factor' but it is not as usable. If I am using a window my eyes should not have to trace up to the top of the screen. I should be able to do everything in that window.

      I don't know.. I got a Windows 7 PC a little while ago and I love it a lot better. Nothing has crashed on it yet and I am confident when it does, it will be something I got for free.

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    174. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Vista and Windows 7 run their UIs with 3D acceleration, 60fps, with vsync. You are full of shit if you say that there is ANY tearing going on.

    175. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      marketing isn't a worthwhile or noble pursuit, and I am bothered that you consider it more worthwhile than the creation that marketing popularized

    176. Re:Sounds to me... by Silvrmane · · Score: 1

      Since the switch away from ADB to USB, you could always plug an aftermarket USB mouse into a Mac, and with no additional software, have left-click, right-click, and scroll-wheel click events. I recall having 2 and 3 button ADB mice as well, so it's been in the OS since before OS X. The secondary mouse click has always been well-defined; see jo_ham's post below mine. You just don't know what you are talking about.

    177. Re:Sounds to me... by Silvrmane · · Score: 1

      Mac optical drives do not have external eject buttons. Macs do, however, have a handy eject button on the keyboard. Just press it, and out comes your optical disc.

      For discs with writable media, you do need to tell the OS you are ejecting the disc - click the aformentioned eject icon next to the drive listing in the finder side-bar with your mouse, and away it goes, unless of course there is a file busy. This same action also unmounts servers, or individual sharepoints, or optical discs, or SD Cards. Pretty convenient and uniform. Or you can, if you want, drag the darn thing to the trash, the old fashioned way.

    178. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      libdispatch is the type of thing that other companies would just create because of the natural progression of technology. Only Apple would boast about something so trivial.

      Quicktime sucks.

      Nitro is crap compared to V8 or Carakan.

    179. Re:Sounds to me... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      Being and Android user, and having only recently used an iphone and the app store for the first time, I was shocked by the amount of adult content that comes up in almost every app search.

      With all the Steve Jobs has said regarding porn recently, I found it extremely hypocritical that all this stuff is so readily available on the iphone.

      I'm sorry Mr Jobs, I wouldn't trust my children with any iPhone/iPad if that's the sort of thing you promote.

      Right now Android is a far more children-friendly platform in my opinion.

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    180. Re:Sounds to me... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      true story.
      Friend of mine was told to change the channel since the show which had naked african non-sexual boobs was naseating and in appropriate for being on the TV while eating.

      Next day... "the Tudors" is showing catherine's lovers being drawn and quartered (pulled apart by four horses fastened to the limbs) lovingly showed in full detail by the special effects department with the bodies being torn open and the intestines being dragged apart and gore spewing about the ground. The folks so offended by african titties were not bothered a bit by this.

      I mean, hell, what is wrong with the U.S. with regard to sex vs violence????

      And who feels the need to display drawing and quartering in full glory on a TV show?

      Or the prior night when catherine for some reason decides to strip nude to try out her head on the chopping block? Can we say gratuitous smarmy director shooting for shock with no story point? This is "violence porn" and a hell of a lot sicker than any normal porn.

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    181. Re:Sounds to me... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      Maybe he should use an iphone someday.

      It might not classify as "porn" on the internets these days, but there's a LOT of stuff on the App Store (comes up in almost every search for normal apps) that I wouldn't want my kids downloading.

      The App Store has much more adult content than Android. Not just that, but its near impossible to search for apps without this stuff showing all over your search results.

      I can understand people saying it shouldn't be banned - each to their own. Adults can make their own choices. However why would you want adult content coming up when you're searching for something entirely different (and innocent)?

      Apple, stop pretending the App Store is kid-friendly. It isn't.

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    182. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs is a douche bag.

    183. Re:Sounds to me... by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      He didn't even say porn is a bad thing. He said porn in his app store is a bad thing.

      And implied that Android is a bad thing because you can get porn on it. I guess that applies to Maemo as well.

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    184. Re:Sounds to me... by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Except that came at the end of a long series of flamebait.

      I don't use a Mac or OSX. I don't use an iPod. I do use an iPhone, but I don't think it's unparalleled and can never be surpassed, it was just right for me at the time. In short, I'm not really an Apple or Steve Jobs fan. But come on -- he's just dealt with six rude emails on a Friday evening from some know-it-all dickhead with straw arguments, poorly (and in a couple cases, incoherently) presented. This was not polite candor that Jobs jumped on. This was flamebait and Jobs got flamebaited. It happens to nearly everyone.

      I think Ryan was the complete asshole that thinks he's so much better than everybody at Apple. Steve Jobs is not immune to being dragged into the mud.

    185. Re:Sounds to me... by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Fitt's law doesn't say that unequivocably the edge is easier to use -- it does get rid of one dimension of mouse acquisition, but the menu-on-top doesn't necessarily address:

      1. The other dimension of mouse acquisition (with the exception of the corner, which really does cover mouse acquisition fairly nicely)
      2. Re-acquiring the original target AFTER hitting the menu, which means moving the mouse the same distance as it took to get to the menu in the first place, to an arbitrary location. This one gets lost so many times by the magic incantation of Fitts' Law. Hitting a single menu entry with the mouse is not the end-goal of your entire computing experience.
      3. Things like eye tracking do not interact with Fitts' Law in the same way, because the screen edges and corners do not have "infinite depth" relative to anything other than the mouse cursor (or trackball or other relative-movement input sources).
      4. Spatial association.
      5. Working with more than one menu bar over the course of a single task.
      6. That there might be more important things than the menu to put at the top edge.
      7. Multiple monitors.

      For a system that rejects the notion of maximized windows, I find it odd that a modal menu bar is so embraced. They're basically the same idea with many of the same potential advantages (the close button is in the corner on windows and most defaults for Linux distros, the sysmenu in another corner). If I were designing an OS convention I would probably either promote maximizing and have some menu-like bar fixed to the top, or I would have little-to-no maximizing and menus per window, but not an unholy mix.

      That's not to say there aren't a bunch of advantages to the way that Macs do it and that some user behaviours can be modified to make the most of the Mac way, but it's not some slam-dunk science-approved iron-clad proven advantage in all scenarios.

    186. Re:Sounds to me... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Nice theory, one problem though: I live next to an Apple heavy uni, and I mean REALLY Apple heavy, as in here is your Macbook for enrolling heavy, and you know what? Not seen a single iPad, not one. We got iPods and iPhones and Macbook Airs, everywhere you see the apple logo, not a single iPad. Just for the hell of it when I got my morning coffee at the shop around the corner (which was thick with glowing Apple logos) I asked some of them "What do you think about the iPad?" and the answer I got was pretty universal...meh.

      Too big for your pocket, can't make calls, yet didn't do as much as a Macbook was the opinion I got over and over, and these are Steve's chosen people here, kids that will sit there and heavily discuss which is cooler, Macbook air or Macbook Pro, and they just didn't care.

      I personally think we may be seeing Steve's first fail since becoming head of Apple again, I really do. We know a certain percent would buy a turd in a box with an Apple logo on it, and there are those that will have to have any new iShiny no matter whether they have any use for it or not, but those folks just won't sustain sales long term like we have seen with the other iStuff. So come back in a year and we'll see which of us is correct, because I honestly believe we are gonna see the iPad plateau soon and then head straight down. It just isn't the mix of usefulness and form factor we have seen from Steve in the past IMHO, and the fact that the sales are almost exclusively on the hipster coasts as opposed to the other iStuff is just a reflection of that.

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    187. Re:Sounds to me... by tyrione · · Score: 1

      Apple's UI accomplishments over the years are obvious, but I guess I'll have to list a few since you are so used to a post-Apple world that you don't realise what they've done.

      good luck.

      They were (one of) the pioneers of graphical interfaces in the 80s, and it took until Windows 95 for Windows to come anywhere near Mac OS (but it was still awful).

      Apple still forces you to resize windows from the lower-right corner. When I tried to install the hack to get around this, it didn't work, and lots of people have complained about the hack tool making your system unstable anyway. Forcing the user to do things Steve's way is not a benefit to the user. In terms of learning curve, their interfaces are slightly ahead. In terms of productivity, their interfaces are years behind. They took NeXTStep's dock and ruined its defaults for prettiness instead of muscle memory, for example. And you have to move the mouse farther (and on a large display, actually refocus your eyes) to use the single menu bar. And until OSX, Apple didn't even have minimize/maximize, instead using the same multifinder approach they've been using (annoyingly) for years.

      Apple have really driven UI design in several ways over the years. It's not being argumentative to say that, it's argumentative to try and deny it.

      I'm still waiting for you to "list a few". So far you've listed zero. How did you get 5, Insightful? Oh yeah, Apple fanboys with modpoints. All you did in your comment was praise Apple with no examples.

      Apple owns NeXT. Having worked for both, there was a massive debate about modernizing NeXTStep/Openstep versus merging pieces of it into Mac OS. The big fear was the millions of installed users having to learn [regardless of how much more productive NeXTstep is to this day] a new paradigm and we weren't in a position to make this leap. I was one who wanted a compromise being an option to change via a System Preference to switch to a modernized NeXT look n' feel. Clearly, that has never materialized.

    188. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      In other words "any evidence to the contrary will be ignored, whatever Apple does, some excuse will be made to negate it so it can be twisted to fit the "facts"".

      In other words, the Fox News defence.

      The fact is *they did write it first* and then open sourced it. Surely that's a good thing?

      Why does Quicktime suck? Any specific examples (apart from the checkbox you can easy disable during the install on Windows to not install iTunes at the same time - if it sucks because you can't read the installer options... well, I suggest that it's not the software at fault).

      Why is Nitro crap compared to V8? Is it fair to compare Nitro against V8, which is considerably newer code? What about the newer code developments with Nitro - how do those compare to an engine in practically constant beta?

      What specifically about Nitro makes it crap compared to V8? Please cite some examples - I am interested.

      Carakan, again, is literally just released. How does it compare to current dev builds of Nitro? What makes it better than Nitro? It's a shame you can't go over the source to have a look, but such is life.

      Ah who am I kidding, you have homework to do.

    189. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's just the apk troll.

      http://www.bluetack.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=19915&st=0&p=92230&#entry92230

      If anybodys intrested in trying it or helping its quite large for a hosts file, pulled form various sorces then compiled.

      APK was working on it, but he desided to act like a child and run off when people wouldnt agree with his opinions on 64bit windows(if you dont know who apk/alec staar is be thankfull.....)

      This is the same "troll wannabe" who claims that it's a great way to prevent getting viruses because since he installed it on his (*cough*) girlfriend's (*cough*) computer, she only gets a couple of viruses a month. Anyone who points out that "only" a couple of viruses a month is a FAIL, this guy starts anonymously posting crud after he gets back from the noon shift at the fast-food restaurant he works at part-time. He's very easy to troll.

    190. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're separate keys with separate purposes. anyone from a unix background will appreciate that always does what it's supposed to and isnt twisted into being a fucking OS shortcut key 50% of the time as it is on windows.

    191. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a low blow ... he seems to forget that he got his good stuff from Xerox, and then got a real operating system from BSD.

      Recognizing "the good stuff" when you see it is rare. Transforming ideas into marketable products rarer still.

      Recognising that the Mac only needed 64K after it had been in development for 3 years ( and those who had genuinely worked on it insisted on 128K) before he joined the team strikes me as lucky a la Napleon's general

    192. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, he's right. the world goes forward due to the few individuals who actually create stuff according to their "visions", not due to the ones who criticize. criticizing, when not done professionally, is no more of a pass-time hobby than talking about movies or telling jokes etc..

      interesting how the linux portion of slashdot believes only Google creates (or for a more favorite word: innovates) things these days...

    193. Re:Sounds to me... by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      The unique thing that Apple did was actually bring design into the world of computing

      That is very true, I hadn't ever seen anything like the ipad before it was designed, well with the exception of previously designed tablets, digital picture frames, lcd monitors, windows, rectangles, etc.
      what apple did isn't bring design to the table, they brought the idea that they were designing to the table, they didn't bring revolution, they brought the idea that they were creating a revolution- they ripped off everything that they have done and repackaged and readvertised it as the next big thing-

    194. Re:Sounds to me... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I was referring more to the original iMac, then the coloured range of iMacs etc. Before that, computers were all pretty much just beige boxes.

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      which is totally what she said
    195. Re:Sounds to me... by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      I can see that, though alienware was already designing some pretty cool stuff at that point- and gateway and dell were both starting to bring design elements, they just didn't go as far because they already had a market that they didn't want to upset

    196. Re:Sounds to me... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Seriously, there is one fantastic quote here from Steve Jobs that he replied to someone who *dared* to criticize him:

      what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

      What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

      That's a valid response for useless criticism, people who are hating without real cause. Not so valid when real critiques are being offered along with suggestions for improvement. I don't have to be able to brew my own beer to tell you whether or not I like your beer. I don't have to be able to write software to be able to tell you whether or not your software is user-friendly. But if I'm just being a random hater and offering no specific arguments other than your software is gay and lame, "what have you ever done?" is a pretty good response.

      There are people who hate on Apple because it's Apple. The biggest mistake is confusing genuine, helpful critics for the haters and ignoring what they have to say.

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    197. Re:Sounds to me... by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      I'm with Coco

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    198. Re:Sounds to me... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      Take away the drop shadow and OS X becomes fucking unusable. The border serves more purposes than simply being a way to re-size windows, it is also used to define window borders. Only an idiot cries over a five-pixel border. On the other hand, it lets you re-size a window, which is really useful.

      Fitts' Law. Yeah, I see a menu at the top of the screen. If I'm coming up to a screen I haven't used yet, I don't know right away what window's menu it is. And I can't see any other windows' menus. Brilliant.

      I use Windows, OS X and Linux. OS X's windowing system fucking sucks for power users.

    199. Re:Sounds to me... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      I thought that OS X was supposed to be intuitive! It's not. It hasn't been since System 6, and you people can't keep blaming it on the dominance of Windows. How long has OS X supported those features you were talking about? Most of them didn't exist before Tiger. Alt tab? Wasn't there for years. Expose? Wasn't there for years. Spaces? Wasn't there for years. Right-clicking and keyboard shortcut support is STILL piss-poor. I have been using OS X since panther. It was fucking garbage before Tiger, and only roughly on par with the usability features of _Windows!_ since Leopard. I still run OS X on my Macbook Pro, but I almost never use it. Since Windows 7, there has been no point. The OS X GUI is a big ball of fucking fail.

    200. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he did get trolled hard. And you can tell he didn't keep his cool either. Hey says the times are changing. He is right, it has never been better for PC users then now, and it is getting even better. I wonder what he is smoking. If times are a changing, why are people flocking to Windows 7 and not OS X? Yeah, they are changing alright. Apple is slipping back into the hole they crawled out of. That is what is changing. It affects us, because as the times change, Seeing Apple related articles will start to slip away from us. Steve Jobs is flipping nuts if he dosn't see the success in the current PC market.

    201. Re:Sounds to me... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      A bunch of people who I've never met but hear a lot from on places like Slashdot seem to propagate the "users are too dumb to handle their own files, let iTunes do it" argument. But 100% of people who I have actually spoken to and looked at at the same time have said they hate it.

      "I think this, and so do my friends" isn't a particularly strong argument, even by the standards of anecdotes.

      Unless you access your files from anything that is not iTunes or an iPod.

      As already pointed out, leaving you to manage your own file structure is an option. But even if you don't take that option, the music files are stored in ~/Music/iTunes/iTunes Music/Music/ArtistName/AlbumName If you want to access them as files, feel free.

      Or want to transfer files onto... well, anything, really.

      Simply drag and drop from iTunes to the device or folder. Or given the above path do it with the Finder. What's the problem?

      Or you've accumulated music from a variety of sources and the id3 tags don't jibe up (it is a lot easier to create a homogeneous file naming system than it is to have uniform id3 tags; believe me, I've felt the pain).

      Well perhaps you were using a tool that isn't as good as iTunes. I've done all sorts of regularising of tags, and I've never felt any pain. Changing ID3 tags in iTunes is far easier than juggling folders and path names in a fIle manager.

      Or maybe you just have the weird urge to actually know where your shit is.

      That is indeed a weird urge. Are you similarly concerned with where in a directory structure your PVR puts movies and TV programmes? Or where your email app stores your emails? It could be that you are. But you then have to accept that it's a geek interest thing, not anything to do with practical usage.

    202. Re:Sounds to me... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Take away the drop shadow and OS X becomes fucking unusable.

      Why would you take away the drop shadow?

      The border serves more purposes than simply being a way to re-size windows, it is also used to define window borders. Only an idiot cries over a five-pixel border.

      No one is crying. Just pointing out that it's a tradeoff. And the Linux choice in that tradeoff is fucking ugly.

      I use Windows, OS X and Linux. OS X's windowing system fucking sucks for power users.

      I've been using computers for 31 years. Some years management information, some years technical support, a lot of years development. I think I qualify as a power user. OSX is easily the best UI of the three - for people who actually want to use their computers as tools rather than waste their time futzing around with maintenance and customising.

    203. Re:Sounds to me... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      From that point of view, you can see why Jobs wants his device to be like a VCR.

      Does a VCR regulate what you can watch on it? No. So "just like a VCR" isn't the problem here.

      Sure, if you're the sort of rube that has trouble burning a DVD on ANY platform then it poses the "least dangerous" platform with nearly all of the sharp corners rounded off. It's like school scissors.

      No. It isn't. OS X is the same kind of OS Linux is, except it has an excellent UI. If you want the sharp edge, there's absolutely nothing stopping you from opening a shell, or Xwindows, and having at it with as bleeding-edge code or trolling about in the underbelly of the nest as root. I spend about half my day in the shell, as a matter of fact, though some of that is SSH'd to our Linux servers.

      The fact that the GUI works well enough without most people having to go further into the OS is a great thing; in no way a bad thing. And of course, there's nothing stopping you from building any app you like, that does anything you like, as unsafely as you like, if you like. The vast majority of Linux projects can also be compiled and run without much ado. Where there are exceptions, there are workarounds to make them work anyway. As as far as Windows goes, OS X and Linux both blow the Windows OS away. Windows exists on the strength of the apps available for it and how widespread it is. As an OS, it sucks fungus.

      Just because OS X has been made easy to use at the topmost level doesn't mean it isn't powerful. In this case, exactly the opposite.

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    204. Re:Sounds to me... by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      So don't use it, if you hate it so much. It works fine for me.

      The shortcuts have never been intuitive - that's why they are shortcuts. Even the drag-to-trash to eject is a shortcut for an intuitive (or shall we say obvious) menu command.

      BTW, command-tab goes back to Mac OS 8.

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    205. Re:Sounds to me... by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      As far as the single button mouse thing goes Apple introduced a sort of scroll wheel. That there is Apple conceding the point. Secondly, you don't have to stick with the keyboard nor the mouse Apple provides. Just pick up a Logitech mouse and/or keyboard and you'll be just fine.

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    206. Re:Sounds to me... by Golias · · Score: 1

      Yes he did. What have you done that's so much better?

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    207. Re:Sounds to me... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Did you even look at the preferences?

      Of course not. It didn't do what I wanted out of the box, I really can't stand the UI, and I don't own an iPod. Why the hell would I look at the preferences? There's a million and five media player applications, and at least a hundred thousand of them do what I want them to out of the box. Why would I mess around with something that doesn't?

      Of course it is the default option - iTunes is primarily a jukebox/music organiser that is tailored to ease of use. The most automated function is going to be the default

      The most automated function is plainly not, from conversations I've had with people who use iTunes, the most easy to use.

      If you used iTunes for more than about half an hour...

      Yes, yes, I get it. You know how to use iTunes. Not to belabor the point, but one more time with feeling: It doesn't work for me out of the box. I went with something that did. Every other media player application I use(d) works for me out of the box. Amarok, Banshee, hell, even Rhythmbox. Apple's did not.You can go ahead and believe that's my fault if you want. I don't really care.

      It's on by default, for someone interested in manual control it is very easy to find

      Tell me something, does that setting disable that behavior on your iPod as well?

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    208. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      The setting does not change the way the iPod manages music - and you can choose which playlists and so on get moved to the iPod manually regardless of that setting in iTunes - either leave it on fully auto, or manage the iPod on a per song/per playlist basis or however you want. If you have two iPods (say an iPhone and an iPod) you can have different settings for each one .

      I'm sorry, but I just cannot agree that it was a thorough test if you dropped it immediately without even looking at the preferences. It takes exactly 4 mouse clicks to disable - I just counted - I'd hardly call that "messing about". That includes activating the menu and choosing preferences - there's two clicks right there.

      Windows XP was pretty awful when it came out but about 5 minutes in the preferences and the UI looked like Windows 2000 again, which took away some of the terribleness.

      When I got my Picasso, the default system settings had the clock in AM/PM format rather than 24h - should I just say "oh that's rubbish! I'll bet you can't even change that!"

      What I should definitely not do is go onto a forum and complain about the fact that it was in AM/PM format, and that the seat and steering wheel wasn't adjusted to my driving position by default and that it must therefore be useless and impossible to change because I didn't look for a control that could adjust it.

      iTunes is not for you, fine. You want working out of the box, fine. Just stop spreading FUD that iTunes would not do what you wanted it to do, when it plainly can. The organisation was the only point you brought up, not the UI or other features that made you hate it. People addressed that organisation point, and you come back yelling that it doesn't do what you want out of the box and you never even looked at the preferences and just assumed that it couldn't do it.

      I bought a flashlight the other day but it didn't come with batteries. when I clicked the on button the light didn't come on. Should I return it as faulty and look for another flashlight that already has batteries installed? This one obviously does not work.

    209. Re:Sounds to me... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      You're fully entitled to your opinion, but I can't imagine using a computer that long and still having to click to bring forward a window. It drives me crazy because it wastes so much time.

      I waste no time customizing or maintaining. I set it up once the way I like and I'm done. I don't even get the option on OS X. You can't even effectively implement focus-follows-mouse because the API doesn't support it correctly.

    210. Re:Sounds to me... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      They took it away in OS X, and brought it back several paid upgrades later.

    211. Re:Sounds to me... by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      The setting does not change the way the iPod manages music

      But is it possible to use an iPod as a normal hard-drive based music player (I know Rockbox does that, but I mean the Apple firmware.)

      I'm sorry, but I just cannot agree that it was a thorough test /shrug Never said it was. I have several media applications that I already like (and hey, I run Linux), so it's not like I was switching in any event.

      Just stop spreading FUD that iTunes would not do what you wanted it to do, when it plainly can.

      That's not fair on a couple counts. First, I didn't say it couldn't, I said it didn't. And out of the box, that's entirely true. And second, Apple is a company that sells "it just works out of the box." That's their whole schtick. So although I accept (and indeed appreciate) your correction, I stand by the spirit of my comment.

      and you come back yelling

      I did not. I said "Oh, I didn't know that."

      I bought a flashlight the other day but it didn't come with batteries. when I clicked the on button the light didn't come on. Should I return it as faulty and look for another flashlight that already has batteries installed? This one obviously does not work.

      If the flashlight was from a company whose entire marketing campaign was based on "This is the easiest flashlight ever invented, and you'll never even need to open it!" then I'd say that was a legitimate complaint, yes.

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    212. Re:Sounds to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They took it away in OS X, and brought it back several paid upgrades later. Yeah, that's true - they tried to push the Dock pretty heavily at first. Users rebelled. :)

    213. Re:Sounds to me... by jscotta44 · · Score: 1

      1. The bar at the top of OS X makes for a very consistent place where every user knows they can go for menu items. As opposed to the hugely wasted space at the top of damn near every Windows/Linux window where the same thing is duplicated for every window open.

      2. Why should the number of instances, for normal users, matter? I'll bet because you want to *know* and not for any practical reason. Yes, there is room for innovation and Apple could use some more.

      3. Personal preference. BTWI see just how much fail it is by the lack of popularity of the iPod/iPhone linenot.

      4. You should expand your list of those you know beyond the geek group. Most people outside of that group don't know you a database is or care. Even less so with iTunes. They just want their music to be on the device they want to use when they want to use it. Do they care about AM or FM on the care radio and the reasons why? No. They want good sound and they want to push a button to find what they want to listen to. Apple hateboys can get their heads out of their collective refuse exhaust ports and realize that stuff built for them won't appeal to the masses.

    214. Re:Sounds to me... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      The Apple firmware no - it needs to sync to iTunes to get playlists, you can't just drag files onto it from the Finder and have them playable on the iPod, but you can enable it as an HD/mass storage device that mounts like a regular hard drive for data transfers.

    215. Re:Sounds to me... by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      BOTH articles (last year and this year) put GE as #4 American company. Check again.

      Good try though.

      Market Cap has little to do with the size of a company ("4th largest in the US", in your words).

      Want to say "4th most valuable", that might be an argument (although sources say that Apple is not the 4th largest market cap US company either).

      Good job citing an article that has nothing to do with Market Cap.

    216. Re:Sounds to me... by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 1

      Um... Apple pushed for a removal of DRM for pretty much all of the music industry.
      If it wasn't for Apple scaring the shit out of the music execs, Amazon, Apple, and all the other stores wouldn't have been able to provide us with DRM-free musics.

  2. Freedom from porn. by kentrel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry Steve. The PC had me at "Hello boys"

    1. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah unwashed hippies like Stallman and compulsive narcissists like Job envision their magical sex free computing utopias (one being software anarchy, the other being software slavery) all they like, but we real humans will prefer the platform with boobs.

    2. Re:Freedom from porn. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      My question is what do people without porn do to masturbate? Is there even human history before porn?

    3. Re:Freedom from porn. by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Freedom from programs that steal your private data. Freedom from programs that trash your battery. Freedom from porn. Yep, freedom.

          WAR IS PEACE
        FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
      IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

      Nice job combining those bottom two, Steve. How did the CEO of the company that produced the 1984 commercial go from that to this utter drivel?

      I am free from programs that steal my private data on my PC if I choose to be.
      I am free from programs that trash my battery on my PC if I choose to be.
      I am free from porn on my PC, if I choose to be.

      Do you see the difference Steve?

          WAR IS PEACE
        FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
      IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

      The most amazing part of this entire thing is the complete role reversal. The running woman in 1984 no longer represents Apple or its products. She is now represented by the PC and its many forms with the drones being Apple users basking in their "freedom". You never have more freedom when you have fewer choices. NEVER.

      This is the very reason I won't buy Apple's products. The doublethink being presented here by Steve goes against everything I believe computing should be about.

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    4. Re:Freedom from porn. by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 3, Insightful

      wtf? How does free software equate to software anarchy? How does free software equate to sex free computing? How does software anarchy equate to sex free computing?

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    5. Re:Freedom from porn. by boarder8925 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think that O'Brien's reversal of the motto is more appropriate for Apple: SLAVERY IS FREEDOM. By giving up the right to make "grander" or "higher-level" choices, the user gains the perception that his device will be taken care of for him as far as its software is concerned. By voluntarily becoming a slave to Apple's App Store-iPhone OS ecosystem, the user gains peace of mind, and he gets to say he uses an iDevice to boot.

    6. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dear artard,

      You and your two friends can enjoy not buying apple products, but to my mind a new class of product by definition introduces more CHOICE to the market than was previously available.

      There are probably more important things to stand against.

    7. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry but steve jobs, you are a pompous ass. i buy your hardware, yes. and your ripped-off-from-*ux operating system. but i don't buy your bullshit. go to hell.

    8. Re:Freedom from porn. by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And so if Apple goes away that leads to more choice for consumers in what way? They get to choose between Microsoft and Microsoft? Because the reality is that Linux isn't truly consumer grade yet.

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    9. Re:Freedom from porn. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Bah. Pointing out the irony of the Apple 1984 ad is prior art. Hell, if I were a slashdot subscriber, I could probably dredge up several many-year old references posted by myself, and I don't even read most other posts! :-)

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    10. Re:Freedom from porn. by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

      I remember , back in my day ... we had to masturbate uphill for sixty miles in both directions!

    11. Re:Freedom from porn. by pgmrdlm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Apple is exactly like Microsoft. The only difference is the amount of money you pay for the product. Apple costs more. Great, works for me. All for a company making money. Won't be my money though. I want quality for my money, and I do not consider apple a quality product. They are on par with Microsoft. Shit products, shit attitudes, and asshole CEO's.

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    12. Re:Freedom from porn. by jcombel · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      i can't (won't) take the time to map out all the details, so i'll rely on you to make my points for me:

      wtf? How does free software equate to software anarchy?

      tell me you have noticed that the FOSS movement is disorganized, free of any sort of recognized governing, directing body or group? ...pretty anarchist, no?

      How does free software equate to sex free computing?

      tell me you have noticed that the freetard coders in the three cubes surrounding you are incredibly unsexed?

      How does software anarchy equate to sex free computing?

      tell me you have noticed that if a=b, and a=c, then b=c?

    13. Re:Freedom from porn. by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 1

      It sounds less like Orwell's "1984" and more like the Gilleadan theocracy of Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale".


      "There is more than one kind of freedom, said Aunt Lydia. Freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from. Don't underrate it.

      I suppose not having to worry about these "bad things" has its appeal to some, but I happen to like the ability to define what I think is bad rather than depending on some outside source doing my thinking for me. You know, don't just go with the flow but "think different" and all.

    14. Re:Freedom from porn. by silanea · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What new class? If you mean the iPad, no, sorry to put a dark spot onto your world view, but His Jobsiness did not invent the keyboardless touch PC.

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    15. Re:Freedom from porn. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is there even human history before porn?

      No.
      Look here.

      For at least 40,000 years humans have been creating images of people having sex.

      LK

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    16. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am free from programs that steal my private data on my PC if I choose to be.

      But you are part of a minority group that are even aware of such behaviour, and presumably an even smaller group competent enough to verify a given app's behaviour. Most people don't fall into either of these categories.

      How does your average person determine the behaviour or privacy implications of any given piece of software? Ask strangers on the internet? I've done some research on this, and I can comfortably state: the internet is full of fucking morons giving bad advice. The real world has the same problem, and the bad-advice-givers all self-identify as experts, so if you're meant to find someone trustworthy to ask first, you're basically in the same boat you were in looking for trustworthy software.

      Your kind of freedom is fine for those who have the time and capacity to learn enough to keep from pointing the internet-bazooka at their own feet. Apple is trying to look out for the rest where they can.

    17. Re:Freedom from porn. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      tell me you have noticed that the FOSS movement is disorganized, free of any sort of recognized governing, directing body or group? ...pretty anarchist, no?

      Tell me, that in all of your time studying the "freetards", you have not noticed the fanatical devotion they give to a few men like RMS. Not very anarchistic at all...

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    18. Re:Freedom from porn. by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Linux is the platform where you can search for porn without fear of malware and viruses.

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    19. Re:Freedom from porn. by node+3 · · Score: 1

      I am free from programs that steal my private data on my PC if I choose to be.

      Only if you're both capable and vigilant. Most people aren't able to really be safe from spyware.

      I am free from programs that trash my battery on my PC if I choose to be.

      Only by forgoing things like YouTube. Apple actually provides an alternative. Your "freedom" is based on abstinence.

      I am free from porn on my PC, if I choose to be.

      But your kids aren't.

    20. Re:Freedom from porn. by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Don't spoil their silly dreams, them Apple fanbois. We need them to make fun of.

      But seriously, I underrated them. If they want to defend Steve Jobs on this, I pity them.

    21. Re:Freedom from porn. by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      My imagination is hotter and heavier than a thousand centerfolds.

    22. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we really need sex-free computing?

    23. Re:Freedom from porn. by kdrive113 · · Score: 0

      Correlation is not causation.

    24. Re:Freedom from porn. by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      I think that O'Brien's reversal of the motto is more appropriate for Apple: SLAVERY IS FREEDOM.

      You're right that the reversal is very appropriate, but since we're talking an equality and not implication (slavery == freedom, not slavery -> freedom), I think the phrase can be written either way.

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    25. Re:Freedom from porn. by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only if you're both capable and vigilant. Most people aren't able to really be safe from spyware.

      That was true about 4-6 years ago. With a more modern operating system (Linux/Vista/Win7, heck even XPSP3) the technical threat is drastically reduced. The biggest problem has always been user attitude and actions, something which is often WORSE on Mac than it is elsewhere due to the prevalent belief that "Macs can't get virus/malware!". When users stop running as admin and stop clicking pretty screensaver ads then we'll have made some real progress, but that's a social problem, not technical.

      Only by forgoing things like YouTube.

      That's funny, because I can watch 720p video on YouTube and see about 25% CPU usage. Not bad for HD video playback. Of course if I'm worried about battery I can drop to SD or just save a link and watch the video when I'm plugged into the wall. You don't even have that option with the iPad.

      Apple actually provides an alternative.

      Um, no, they don't.

      But your kids aren't.

      It's my job as a parent to ensure my kids don't access material I deem appropriate. No matter how much some people might wish it were the case, neither a computer nor a TV is not a parental replacement. Besides, why should Apple decide what is "porn" and what isn't? Is an anatomically-correct human body reference app "porn"? Would it be rejected from the app store? Better break out your Magic 8 Ball to find out.

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    26. Re:Freedom from porn. by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure why pointing out that the disappearance of Apple would be a reduction in choice is a troll, but so be it. And it wasn't meant to be a slam on Linux. If I was told tomorrow that I couldn't have my MacBook I'd get something else and install Linux.

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    27. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the very reason I won't buy Apple's products.

      What was your old reason?

    28. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I read it wrong at first. I thought the idea of a "magical sex", "free computing" utopia sounded pretty good.

    29. Re:Freedom from porn. by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      And so if Apple goes away that leads to more choice for consumers in what way? They get to choose between Microsoft and Microsoft? Because the reality is that Linux isn't truly consumer grade yet.

      That depends on what platform you are talking about. TFA was inspired by someone complaining to Steve Jobs about the iPad which uses the iPhone OS. This is important because both the iPad and iPhone represent two consumer-oriented hardware platforms where Microsoft has failed. In fact, the biggest competitor for Apple's "i" products right now is Google's Android OS which is derived from Linux. So while your statement may be true on the desktop, on the realm of mobile gadgets, their is at least one flavor of Linux which is ahead of Microsoft in terms of consumer friendliness.

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    30. Re:Freedom from porn. by bytesex · · Score: 1

      You could propose that the freedom of a platform (represented by a number), multiplied by the number of its user base, averaged out for all platforms, represents another number. The addition of another platform may expand the amount of users or steal users from other platforms, but that doesn't really matter. The freedom-number of the new platform may in- or decrease the freedom-number of the total.

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    31. Re:Freedom from porn. by NotInTheBox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Surely it is your choice to buy a iProduct from Apple or to buy it somewhere else?

      As the consequence of the choices you make you will get particular freedoms. And like all freedoms, any freedom brings with it some limitation. **Absolute freedom does not exist.**

      We make a choice because of what we expect to be the consequence of this choice: The freedoms **and** limitation we think we can accept. So, If you don't accept the consequence then you should choose differently.

      In old eastern germany you did not have the freedom to voice your opinion, but if you did people would listen. In current germany you have the freedom of expression, but now nobody listens anymore unless you are a VIP.

      Freedom without at least some limitions does not exist. You never choose for or against some particular freedom, the choice is always about the freedoms you do want, and the freedoms you don't want.

      --
      What I cannot create, I do not understand
    32. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point is the the vast majority of people would have no idea how to act upon those choices, even if they knew to make them (which many don't).

      Yes, it would technically be their own responsibility to educate themselves enough to protect themselves for the crap that can happen to them, but the plain fact is that most DON'T (or can't - some actually have better things to do than read /. all day, I'm told).

      So you give them the CHOICE - yes, the choice - of choosing a platform that promises some relief from that situation.

      If they don't want that, they go buy a fucking Android phone or a Windows tablet or whatever; end of story.

    33. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts exactly.

      Yeah, the iPad is certainly pretty useful for when you are on the go*, but its locked down nature just puts me off big time.
      I like to tinker with my things. No tinkering? No sale.
      I've tinkered my entire life, from playing around with electronics at the age of 7 all the way up to now with my programming and hacking away at standards for fun. (like deliberating screwing around with HTML rendering via JavaScript, that's always a fun one to see what can be done)

      Also might be good for those who just want something that works, but in some cases, even Apples OSes don't work... and sometimes erase your drive.
      Man that was the worst of glitches, and they even tried to cover it up.
      Seriously, why do companies do that? They know it will always fail, so why not just admit it like a decent company and make that top priority?

      PCs won't be going anywhere, especially with gaming. And despite the fact that gaming took a serious hit recently, it is coming back with cloud services and digital distribution. (still hate using cloud)
      As long as gaming is here, as long as tinkerers still exist, as long as hackers still exist, as long as experimenters still exist, PCs will remain.
      Only the law will kill off the PC, in some sort of crazy future where we don't have any rights and are told what to do.
      Sometimes i think Steve has some serious issues deep down... almost dictator-ish issues. Which is a shame since he is a pretty funny guy.

    34. Re:Freedom from porn. by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Until so many people have chosen slavery that freedom becomes impractical or illegal. See software patents, h.264. It's important to make people aware that when they choose Apple, they choose to get locked in to a platform that dictates what they can and can't do, and that is deliberately designed to make it expensive to switch, and designed with forced obsolescence in mind.

    35. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am free from programs that steal my private data on my PC if I choose to be. I am free from programs that trash my battery on my PC if I choose to be. I am free from porn on my PC, if I choose to be.

      Do you see the difference Steve?

      Obviously this is coming from someone who never uses a browser, or 'windows explorer'. Someone who doesn't use a laptop. And someone who never goes to any websites (well, how would you without a browser) with scantily-clad women trying to sell you any and everything.

      I salute you, sir!

    36. Re:Freedom from porn. by selven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The parent is not saying that Apple products should be legally banned. He's saying why they're bad, and why you shouldn't use one. All he's doing is providing a negative review of a product.

    37. Re:Freedom from porn. by NekSnappa · · Score: 0

      You're right he didn't. But he did drive a team to develop one that can actually be used.

      --
      I want to shoot the messenger!
    38. Re:Freedom from porn. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      An equals sign and the word "is" are different things and work in slightly different ways. So "a = b" and "b = a" mean the same and are interchangeable, but you wouldn't write "A mouse is Mickey".

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    39. Re:Freedom from porn. by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

      Probably because you managed to say something deemed to be pro-Apple, and something that slighted Linux in the same sentence.

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      I want to shoot the messenger!
    40. Re:Freedom from porn. by Leon+Buijs · · Score: 1

      Great cultural and sexual combined joke 'B)

    41. Re:Freedom from porn. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You and your two friends can enjoy not buying apple products, but to my mind a new class of product by definition introduces more CHOICE to the market than was previously available.

      Apple has not introduced a new class of product. Tablet PCs existed before, and they could be locked down to have as little CHOICE (I can put stuff in caps, too) as was desirable for the user to have. Thus, your entire comment is a waste of bits, as it is based upon a false premise.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    42. Re:Freedom from porn. by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      you get it wrong.

      anarchy only means "absence of government". which pretty much defines open source. you're not bound to obey a centralized organization with power to punish you if you do not follow the rules such body creates. in an an anarchy, you follow written or unwritten rules on your own free will. if you disobey those rules, the whole of the society will find a way to punish you, not a small group of "government" thugs.

      in this sense, open source IS anarchic, while apple is a centralized, unelected (meaning, a tyranny) government. see how APPL punishes developers who "disobey". they get swiftly banished from their app store, something that can very harmfull for small developers.

      and about the sex stuff, in a free software world, no one other than yourself controls what goes in your computer, so as long the content is legal by the rules of the world in general, you can store and watch whatever you want. in apple's tyranny, you can't do that, unless his holyness steve allows.

      now, what the GP probably meant by "stallman sex free utopia" is that stallman is _such_ a nerd, that he doesn't care for sex at all, so when he imagines his utopia, he thinks only about the code, not the content.

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      What ? Me, worry ?
    43. Re:Freedom from porn. by medcalf · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying, if I understand you correctly, is that the way to make sure that consumers have choices is to make all computing devices work the way you want them to work?

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      -- Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. - Dire Straits
    44. Re:Freedom from porn. by Draek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Much like having optional slavery introduces more choice to the job market than was previously available.

      Some people can see farther than 5 minutes ahead. Pity you aren't one of them.

      --
      No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
    45. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I have always said about Apple products, and now more so about their iProducts, when you idiot proof something, all the idiots will use it.

    46. Re:Freedom from porn. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      But you could write: Mickey, a mouse is.

      At least Yoda might.

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    47. Re:Freedom from porn. by HermMunster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank goodness FOSS has no central governing force, for if it had it would cease to be FOSS. You can't understand that to be "governed and free" is an oxymoron?

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      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    48. Re:Freedom from porn. by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair, most companies are, from a government perspective, either a despotism or an oligarchy. More likely, in the meantime, nepotistic and kleptocratic.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    49. Re:Freedom from porn. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      And mankind enslaved on a new continent means more choice for them?

      I'm sorry but having choice in a non crippled world is better than some choice in crippled world. The choices may appear different but they aren't. There are just fewer choices.

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      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    50. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we real humans will prefer the platform with boobs

      FreeBSD?

    51. Re:Freedom from porn. by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      If you were to compare Linux to Windows 95, 98, Win3.1, Win NT 3.51, Win 2k, OS 6, 7, 8, 9, OS2, you'd have to conclude that none of those prior products were commercial grade. In fact, compared to Linux today they'd be viewed as downright user hostile.

      Trying to spread such feldercarb about Linux to the uninformed while being uninformed yourself is outright fraud. It's like a cultist trying to convince the masses with popular catch phrases.

      Of course Linux is commercial grade. It is a fantastic choice for most people. It gets better faster than commercial software. Free counterparts to most if not all commercial software is abundantly available. Feature parity is not a dream. Some commercial software begs to have the features that Linux based apps have.

      Of those commercial software programs out there I doubt you could name but a few that are very successful or have names so well known that people know them immediately.

      In some of the latest security tests done where they tried to crack into the three popular OSes Linux was the only one they couldn't get into. The first to go was the Macintosh, then Windows.

      So, cry me a river when someone claims that the app store will free them from malicious software bent on stealing their personal information.

      And, please....the most highly prone software program susceptible to malware is also the most successful.

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      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    52. Re:Freedom from porn. by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

      I am free from programs that steal my private data on my PC if I choose to be.
      I am free from programs that trash my battery on my PC if I choose to be.
      I am free from porn on my PC, if I choose to be.

      Yes, people do choose to buy an Apple product, or a competing product. Apple's products are not mandatory to own and use.

      Some folks are bitter as they want an Apple product's feel and polish, but not the limitations that come with it. And some folks are bitter because Steve Jobs doesn't pick the lowest common denominator for their tech solutions, which would make it easier for people to target "iPhone eyeballs" with generic content, such as Flash applets.

      This is not a concern of freedom or not. This is two not fully compatible interests fighting it out in the public. One one side, Apple and their users, who wants fully optimized and smooth experience. On the other side content and app producers, who wants the most eyeballs for the least time and effort.

      If you don't like redefining terms like "freedom", then don't force your understanding of "freedom" on Apple. They apparently have their own understanding, which people can vote for or against with their wallet.

    53. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You never have more freedom when you have fewer choices. NEVER.

      It's never easier when you have more choices. NEVER.

      So, it's about the right amount of "easy" and "freedom" your gadgets. Now... those are gadgets. It's not healthcare, it's not social security, it's not political activism, abortion rights, it's not about rights on the workplace. It's just gadgets. You know? An mp3 player to play techno on, and a phone to talk and play funny games on.

      So you tell me, where do we put the slider:

      [easy . . . . . . . . . . . freedom]

      I'd say go "easy", because if you go "freedom" too much for such a trivial thing as a phone, I think you take yourself far, far, FAR more seriously than Steve Jobs takes himself. And he does take himself quite seriously.

    54. Re:Freedom from porn. by awshidahak · · Score: 1

      The new class of having one from Apple, silly. Don't you know that everything Apple makes they invent? It doesn't matter if it was made before, it was people from the past using their time machines and looking into the future to rip off of Apple just to be mean to them. Apple is the only inventor that there is, silly.

    55. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most amazing part of this entire thing is the complete role reversal. The running woman in 1984 no longer represents Apple or its products. She is now represented by the PC and its many forms with the drones being Apple users basking in their "freedom". You never have more freedom when you have fewer choices. NEVER.

      This is the very reason I won't buy Apple's products. The doublethink being presented here by Steve goes against everything I believe computing should be about.

      But surely the drones are the MASSES, which Apple fans certainly are not. Fail!

    56. Re:Freedom from porn. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      By giving up the right to make "grander" or "higher-level" choices, the user gains the perception that his device will be taken care of for him as far as its software is concerned.

      Now I'm not a fan of Apple's software lockdown on the iPad/iPhone, but I don't see the problem in general with a consumer electronic device making some "higher-level" choices for the customer. I know the Linux guys here get all fussy about things like Apple not making their GUIs completely customizable and skin-able, but at a certain level, providing too much control is bad for most users.

      I know, you think I'm completely crazy, but at a certain point there is such a thing as "too much choice". It becomes confusing and even paralyzing, and from most users' perspective, it's completely unimportant. People don't need or want the control. Something like being unable to swap out iPhoneOS's kernel for a kernel that supports btrfs or whatever-- you may as well be asking people if they care which gate a specific electron is passing through.

      Most people don't care whether the PS3 can run Linux because they're using it to watch movies and play games. If it plays movies and runs games, and if it doesn't give people significant problems, they don't care if they can move around the GUI widgets. It just is what it is. Most people don't really want to alter the menu system on their TVs; they just want to watch their TVs. Most people don't wish that they could telnet into their wireless routers, since all they want out of a router it to be able to forget the router exists and assume that magic fairies are loading web pages into their computers.

      And you know what: fair enough. I don't spend much of my day thinking about what minerals make up the bricks in my house. I'm more or less happy so long as my house keeps standing and I can live in it without worrying about the bricks. I don't have any kind of political or ideological attachment to my bricks. I also don't think about the chemicals in my shaving cream, so long as I'm having no trouble shaving. Does that mean I'm a slave to the brick manufacturer and the shaving cream company, since I'm "forced" to use whatever materials they've chosen? Or does that mean that I've been freed from needing to worry about that sort of thing? It's kind of hard to say, but I'm not too worried about it.

    57. Re:Freedom from porn. by NI4NI · · Score: 1

      Puts me in mind of one of my favorite songs...

      I am Governor Jerry Brown
      My aura smiles
      And never frowns
      Soon I will be president...

      Carter Power will soon go away
      I will be Fuhrer one day
      I will command all of you
      Your kids will meditate in school
      Your kids will meditate in school!

      [Chorus:]
      California Uber Alles
      California Uber Alles
      Uber Alles California
      Uber Alles California

      Zen fascists will control you
      100% natural
      You will jog for the master race
      And always wear the happy face

      Close your eyes, can't happen here
      Big Bro' on white horse is near
      The hippies won't come back you say
      Mellow out or you will pay
      Mellow out or you will pay!

      [Chorus]

      Now it is 1984
      Knock-knock at your front door
      It's the suede/denim secret police
      They have come for your uncool niece

      Come quietly to the camp
      You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
      Don't you worry, it's only a shower
      For your clothes here's a pretty flower.

      DIE on organic poison gas
      Serpent's egg's already hatched
      You will croak, you little clown
      When you mess with President Brown
      When you mess with President Brown

      [Chorus]

    58. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slave? Sorry, but... it's a fucking phone. The means to unlock the phone and do all the things you want to it are out there-- I think it is unrealistic to want Apple to have to provide support for every single thing a person could conceivably want to do with it. If you want to complain about something about the iPhone, how about the ridiculous lock-in to AT&T? Or better yet, the monopoly status of most telecommunications companies in general? Or better still, how about how politically we are reduced to the approved choices of Candidate A or Candidate B?

      All this hyperbolic usage of being a slave in regard to something as trivial as a personal electronic device just cheapens the experiences of people in the world who know what real slavery is like. I urge all of you to reevaluate just how unimportant any of this talk about Apple really is, and maybe bring the hyperbole down to a commensurate level.

    59. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so sure it's that simple.

      The thing is, computers are frightfully complicated machines.
      Standardisation has been a key aspect of computers becoming part of popular culture.
      I think that 95% of all computer users do not want to invest a lot of time/energy to master the underlying technology that makes computers usefull.

      But a completely open system requires at least some hardcore technical skills to be able to actually use the computer and defend yourself agains the environment it operates within.
      The problem is that on an open system you will be owned pretty hard if you do not have invested half your life to aquiring skills that have nothing to do with using computers for normal everyday stuff.
      You have no control over your machine and over the global network that it is attached to.
      You are just a nobody in an anarchy.

      So for most folks some structure is required.
      They do not wat to invent new ways of applying the computer to solve their problems.
      They want to find out what specialists think they should use their computers for.
      They want to integrate it into their lifes, because their lifes are the important bits.
      The technology is there to serve it, not the other way around.

      So most people are actually happy that there is this company that creates products that integrate well with their lifes and doesn't require them to read a 600 page manual to understand the behaviour of a system component because it doesn't want to compile but is required for feature X or Y.

      I think what apple is doing right now is the only thing that can be done to progress into a world where computing becomes an utility.

      Just think about it, how many people are actually interested in how the water gets to their taps. Or the electricity to their sockests.
      People (generalized) want uniform solutions, not infinite options.
      That is where computing stands today.

      So the 'Freedom = Slavery' dogma is actually a false proposal.
      Freedom to do what?
      Slavery in what?
      Do people (users) feel enslaved because there is no Flash support for the platform?
      I don't think so.
      Do people feel freedom of choice?
      With a booming Apps market, i'd say yes.

      There is freedom in slavery and there is slavery in freedom.

      I don't even think these terms can apply to the situation.
      I mean, freedom, come on.
      If you want freedom then design your own hardware and write your own OS for it.
      That will keep you busy (enslaved) for some years.
      It will also isolate you from the rest of the world.

      If you don't then you are bound to use stuff that others have created.
      But in doing so you give up freedoms.
      Is this enslavement?

      So in this discussion we need to remember what freedom or enslavement actually means to a user of a computer.
      If apple were to give everyone the ultimate freedom of modifying every single bit of a product, what would happen to the freedom of people who only want to use the standard features and don't want some script kiddie to turn their computer inside out.

    60. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You never have more freedom when you have fewer choices. NEVER."

      Absolute rubbish.

      Freedom is not defined by a multiplicity of choices. Rules limit choices and yet those people who live in a society of rules actually have more meaningful freedom than people who don't.

    61. Re:Freedom from porn. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      An equals sign and the word "is" are different things and work in slightly different ways.

      Actually they work in exactly the same way, you changed the format of your example in a subtle way that makes a huge difference. If you notice your example of Mickey is a mouse, you've said Mickey is equal to only one of many mice. You can do the same thing with an equals sign: Mickey = a mouse. This means Mickey is equal to only one mouse, not all mice. Thus, all mice are not Mickeys, but Mickey is a mouse. Mice != Mickeys, Mickey = a mouse. In this particular example, you cannot reverse the two because of the rules of logic - a mouse = Mickey does not work, because you need to know which mouse is Mickey, you can't take just any mouse and know it is Mickey.

      The word "is" means the two statements on either side are equivalent. So when we say "Freedom is Slavery" with no qualifier that would make freedom a subset of slavery, it also means that "Slavery is Freedom". The two are equivalent. It's the way basic logic functions. Now, if the phrase were "Freedom is a form of Slavery", you can't make the reverse statement without including the qualifiers, because "Freedom" is equal to everything after the "is". The equivalent statement is "A form of Slavery is Freedom" in that case.

      Get it? "Is" and "equals" are synonyms. You can replace one with the other in every case.

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      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    62. Re:Freedom from porn. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Dear artard,

      My god, have things gotten this bad, that people cannot even spell RTRD correctly? I mean, it practically spells itself!

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      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    63. Re:Freedom from porn. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Nah, it really just depends on which fanboy modded you first. Since even fewer people use Linux than Apple products, the Apple fanboy mods have reversed the troll rating.

      It would be nice if mods would mod people for being, you know, trolls. If you don't like it, you can mod it "overrated" without resorting to calling an opposing view a troll.

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      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    64. Re:Freedom from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you're both capable and vigilant. Most people aren't able to really be safe from spyware.

      That was true about 4-6 years ago. With a more modern operating system (Linux/Vista/Win7, heck even XPSP3) the technical threat is drastically reduced.

      Total BS. I work in IT security. The best anti-virus packages available only catch about 40% of malware on a good day. Signature-based detection in a failing technology. And with stats like that, the average consumer doesn't have a prayer of keeping their system clean, even when their own behavior isn't making the situation worse.

      It's my job as a parent to ensure my kids don't access material I deem appropriate. No matter how much some people might wish it were the case, neither a computer nor a TV is not a parental replacement.

      True. Unfortunately, porn purveyors are extremely aggressive at finding ways to get their products in front of potential "customers" despite parents' best efforts to prevent it. Seriously, these guys are worse than the cigarette companies were during their heydey in the 60's and 70's; and most parents don't have the technical education to keep that crap away from their kids all the time. Face it, most parents aren't IT gurus who can efficiently filter content and lock down their systems to keep their kids from bypassing the blocks. Accordingly...

      Besides, why should Apple decide what is "porn" and what isn't?

      ...if parents are going to be able to protect their kids, they could use some help from the companies making the products through which porn relentlessly tries to slip through into their homes. I don't trust Apple to get "what is porn" right all the time, but I appreciate that they're at least trying to make an effort to help me as a parent to protect my kids from that garbage.

      If you want to surf porn, then don't buy an iPad. And don't begrudge those of us who want our kids to have an Internet-connected IT playground that isn't overflowing with bestiality smut.

    65. Re:Freedom from porn. by zuperduperman · · Score: 1

      > but I don't see the problem in general with a consumer electronic device making some "higher-level" choices for the customer

      The problem is not "giving up the choice" but giving up the *right* to make that choice. It may seem fine in the short term to give up your power to choose. But some time, perhaps a long time, in the future, the power you have given to the vendor who now controls one of the most important devices in your life will be used against you.

      In truth, I don't mind the iPhone, specifically, being tied to a locked down app store. If people want to choose that, and they are fully cognizant that they are throwing away their freedom, then fine.

      But I have a huge problem if the whole industry goes this way. And the problem is that it *is* showing worrying signs of that, with Windows Phone now electing also to be a dictator of the user's choices. The only way to fight against this is to fight against the success of the platforms that represent this trend. Otherwise we are looking at a future in 10 years time where all devices are locked down and consumers are back to being passive consumers of content controlled by huge content providers like in the TV era. There won't be small startups like Twitter, Facebook, Google, etc. that take over the world because they simply won't be allowed in on these platforms. I don't want that, and I think it's a horrible future that we have to resist.

    66. Re:Freedom from porn. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I think the key is in keeping protocols and interchange formats open. In short, the key important thing is not that any one product is open or even that the dominant product is open, but that you have the ability to create a new product that can access the same data.

      I think that portable device and cell phones will ultimately open up a bit more if the networks themselves become open. If anyone could buy a networking chipset and built their own device, you'll see some real open alternatives, which will cause Apple/Microsoft to open up a bit in order to stay competitive. Therefore, I think we should keep pushing for open Internet infrastructure (including wireless) and net neutrality.

  3. Steve held his own... by pdboddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hehe, I will say that in the last image of the email exchange, Steve Jobs really zinged Tate.

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    Julie Moult is an idiot.
    1. Re:Steve held his own... by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many CEO's would come out looking half so well in an email flame war?

    2. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      yeah, he really zinged him with a charge that's been levied against every critic and reporter since the first critic peed on a cave painting.

    3. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Steve Jobs still seems like a dick.

      Steve: "So what if I come off as dickish? What've *you* done to change the world that gives you license to criticize me?"

      Following people are allowed to criticize Jobs: Nobody.

      Among people you might think would be allowed to criticize Jobs, here's why they can't:

      Bill Gates: Windows is useless. The PC is over.
      Linus Torvald: Haha. Exactly what's your market share again?
      God: Who is this God? Even if he existed, what has he developed for computers? Nothing? Moving on.
      Anyone not computer related: YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS ARE BUNK.

    4. Re:Steve held his own... by Loadmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Derek Smart. Need you ask?

    5. Re:Steve held his own... by popeyethesailor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought it was a pretty cheap shot. One has to be a prolific achiever now to even criticize Steve Jobs? Sorry that doesn't sound so smart to me. I could've imagined that coming from Steve Ballmer, but I imagined Jobs to be better.

      I'm disappointed in this industry in general. With the advent of internet and open communications/standards, I thought the era of odious restrictions placed by software companies would go away. Looks like nothing will change; only the players change. We need more Stallmen.

    6. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya that worked real well for him when he went to respond to people in another random thread about him on SA...

    7. Re:Steve held his own... by kirbysuperstar · · Score: 1

      If they all insist on singing, I don't want any more Stallmen.

    8. Re:Steve held his own... by ClosedSource · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's also worthwhile to remember that while Jobs is certainly the credit-taker, there's no evidence that Apple's best achievements were Steve's personal accomplishments.

    9. Re:Steve held his own... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Funny

      "By the way Pastor Niemoller, how many thousand year Reichs have you built?"

      Yeah, I Godwinned it.

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      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
    10. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One has to be a prolific achiever now to even criticize Steve Jobs?

      That's not a new idea. It's not that you can't criticize, but your achievements will help determine how seriously people treat your criticism:

      "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or how the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, if he wins, knows the triumph of high achievement, and who, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.": Theodore Roosevelt

      We need more Stallmen.

      I note that RMS is one of the achievers. Jobs would certainly not have made that comment to Stallman.

    11. Re:Steve held his own... by masmullin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here Here! The world needs more Stallmen!

    12. Re:Steve held his own... by rxan · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh come on. Every email he sends out probably goes through 10 publicists before it goes out the door.

    13. Re:Steve held his own... by rxan · · Score: 1

      The first part he mentions: vendors have the right to enforce things on their platform. OK, I'll agree with that. Otherwise all gaming platforms would be in trouble.

      The second part about user experience is bullshit though. What does this do to ensure a quality user experience? Nothing. The "user experience" is nothing other than Apple saying what apps can/cannot run. That's not a user experience, that's a prison.

      And the final part is pretentious BS too. Those who haven't accomplished what you have aren't allowed to criticize you? OK. Then every iPhone and iPad review is meaningless according to Jobs.

    14. Re:Steve held his own... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Thats how i took it too.

      It seems that Steve's ego is as big as ever.

      I'm sure Ryan Tate is pretty proud of his accomplishments such as his job, and marrying his wife. I'm sure in Steve Job's head, those are worthless achievements... but I think Ryan Tate is probably pretty proud of what he has done.

      Basically Steve Jobs said "If you buy my products, you have no right to complain because you are not as accomplished as me... SO just buy my products and go fuck yourself"

    15. Re:Steve held his own... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      He came out well in there? If Woz had any contribution to Apple, I think Steve came out worse by claiming to have created something. What an ass.

    16. Re:Steve held his own... by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I Godwinned it.

      That is ok, Jobs already "think of the children"'d it. Reasonable discussion already ended before the slashdot article was even posted.

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    17. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does this do to ensure a quality user experience? Nothing. The "user experience" is nothing other than Apple saying what apps can/cannot run. That's not a user experience, that's a prison.

      Nonsense. It is impossible to (without jailbreaking) put an app on the phone that can misbehave, and crank the processor in the background driving the battery life down. It is impossible for there to be adware, spyware, or any other nasties (so far, of course, there haven't been any actual malware outbreaks). The interface is consistent across all of the apps I've tried (excluding some games, of course), and consistency is a key to the quality of the user experience. The walled garden definitely works as far as providing a consistent user experience is concerned.

    18. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could've imagined that coming from Steve Ballmer, but I imagined Jobs to be better.

      Why? It is well-known that Jobs is a douchebag.

    19. Re:Steve held his own... by aaron+p.+matthews · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could've imagined that coming from Steve Ballmer

      Well given Microsoft's tendency to "borrow" from Apple, I wouldn't be surprised if candid Ballmer responses to customer emails became ubiquitous.

    20. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I thought the era of odious restrictions placed by software companies would go away. Looks like nothing will change; only the players change. We need more Stallmen.

      Umm, I think you mean 'Stallpersons'

    21. Re:Steve held his own... by kevinmenzel · · Score: 1

      At the same time, there is occasionally value to be found from the criticism of someone who is completely outside whatever arena you're in. For example, common sense arguments can be valid, even if there's an industry history of doing things that seem to contradict them. In fact I can think of many situations where I would gladly accept criticism from someone who had absolutely no respect for any of the work I had put into something, or the decision making process that lead there, or even a technical knowledge as to what is possible and what is not. If I haven't considered what they bring up, then I've learned that there is a potential issue. Even if it's only a difference of opinion as to what the goal should be, I should at least have some rationale to back up why I chose to do things the way I do, and some understanding of the value system which lead me to make those choices. I truly think evaluating the values underlying an objective or goal are important... so for instance, if Steve Jobs were to say that, for apple products, he values user experience, a family friendly walled garden, a minimalist design aesthetic, limiting maintenance tasks, etc., then fine, the iPad is a great means to his goal. If he starts claiming that his goal is openness, then I think it's legitimate for anyone, no matter how ill informed to question the implications of that. And to a certain extent, I do think that the layman common sense is generally all that's required to see if a solution matches goals, even if you only have a cursory understanding of it, or have no interest in using said solution. IE, I have no interesting in using an iPad, but if someone told me that they want an iPad because it is low maintenance, and that is ALL that they care about - (well, and doing some... other thing that the iPad does or whatever)... then that's fine and dandy. However, I also think it's fair for people to be concerned that products that don't advance their own values can have a negative impact on the freedom of choice in terms of products which DO advance their values. And I think that if someone says "I value A, B, and C, and product X clearly is THE magic product!" when Product X is in fact counter to values A, C, oh and that other value F that I kind of care about sometimes too... well... then they're nuts. the iPad doesn't give me choice in ANYTHING that I do. If someone tells me it does, I'm highly skeptical. Generally speaking, I tend to "think different" from the Apple way of life, so even in long arguments with my friends, they have yet to explain to me how... any apple product (since the iPod video, which albeit not technically the best solution to my media playing needs, was cost effective with my Future Shop staff discount at the time) suits my values, needs, or solves a problem I didn't know I had... But whatever. I read slashdot. I started upgrading my own computers as soon as I got my first actual PC (not a family machine), which I believe was a Compaq 286 with WP4.1...) and I enjoy it. I enjoy knowing that I could probably learn to make my own stuff for my computer software wise if I got back into programming. I love that, while I'm doing audio production, if something goes wrong, I just fix it after some quick diagnosis. Etc. I have no use for an iPad. But I'll complain dearly if iPad like devices take over the market and the PC world dies, cos I do content creation almost as much as content consumption. And if building a PC instead of a keyboardless tablet becomes a niche experience, the cost of upgrading and building my PCs might go up. And there's still stuff I wanna get before that happens. Like an upgrade from the ram/CPU and motherboard that I got... 4 years ago at this point I think? And cheap hard drives. And stuff. I like that market. It helps me do what I do. And the iPod threatens that market. Etc. I'm apparently tired. So... I hope this all made some kind of contributory sense to the discussion. But whatever, at least I got to type on my Model M keyboard some. Now, of my [ridiuclously nonexistant] lawn.

    22. Re:Steve held his own... by am+2k · · Score: 1

      At 2am on a saturday night? With multiple rapid responses?

    23. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, why'd you include Linus twice in your list?

    24. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I Godwinned it.

      You can't intentionally Godwin.

    25. Re:Steve held his own... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Ok, I Godwon(tm) the argument.

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    26. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, what an imbecile is Steve. The guy probably doesn't even exist and his company just grows and springs out new products from a singularity in the basement of 1 Infinite Loop.

      I'm really smart like you guys and know it as God's own truth that the success of a company as huge as Apple can't possibly be due to the foresight and leadership of a single man. It's huge growth can only be due to the great visionary nerds that work in the basement, secretly guiding the direction of the entire corporation.

    27. Re:Steve held his own... by selven · · Score: 1

      I disagree. All he gave was an ad hominem attack. He didn't attack Tate's criticism, he tried to argue that Tate had no right to criticize him because he didn't make anything himself, which is ridiculous - if I'm not a politician I'm not allowed to criticize my government? In my eyes, when Steve Jobs wrote that he was admitting that he could not hold up his views in legitimate debate. He was admitting defeat.

    28. Re:Steve held his own... by NekSnappa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you serious? While he might not be writing the code, or designing the circuits. The products that come from his company, first come his mind.

      It's all about vision and drive. You can have all the skills in the world. But if you don't have the ability to think up a use or application for those skills you might as well be talking to yourself under an overpass somewhere.

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    29. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also worthwhile to remember that while Jobs is certainly the credit-taker, there's no evidence that Apple's best achievements were Steve's personal accomplishments.

      And how well did Apple do when he was gone? What financial shape was it in when he arrived, and now, after ~15 of him being there? Last time I checked they're making bucket loads of money selling products people want, and the stock has split around ten times since his return.

      While there is a team making the products, make no mistake that it was his leadership that changed the direction of things. Now that he has put together a good team, I think the company has a better chance of surviving when he's gone, but I think a lot of credit can go to him for getting the company to where it is.

    30. Re:Steve held his own... by f3rret · · Score: 1

      God: Who is this God? Even if he existed, what has he developed for computers? Nothing? Moving on.

      Technically speaking, if God created man and man created computers, then God is responsible for all innovations in the field of Computing.

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    31. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called the ENTER key. Try using it sometime.

    32. Re:Steve held his own... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      All hail Dear Leader, Steve Jobs Il.

      There, that should make sure reasonable discussion won't take place.

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    33. Re:Steve held his own... by HermMunster · · Score: 1, Troll

      This is patently false. Virtually every product released over the past 20 years (rather from the company's founding) have all come from someone else. Jobs has been responsible for one notable thing, and one alone, nothing else whatsoever. He recognizes and shepherds the bright ideas of others.

      And in case you didn't know Jobs was not once but twice dumped by Apple relegating him to non-functional roles because he was such a problem he almost killed Apple. He's on a roll now but personalities like him never change. His current language and actions are not endearing him to the masses. That spells trouble.

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    34. Re:Steve held his own... by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      This is patently false. There are iphone exploits that don't rely on the app store or jailbreaking. The iphone's utility isn't great enough to make it a worthy target. Basically it has no value to the malware guys because it has severely limited power, which a PC has plenty of. The type and amount of information stored on an iphone is small.

      I don't think you understand the motivations of the malware authors. There's no benefit behind jacking an iphone when you have billions of PC with much more power, and the iPad for that matter.

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    35. Re:Steve held his own... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      God: Who is this God? Even if he existed, what has he developed for computers?

      He made all the electrons. Oh, and he invented math, which is kind of awesome.

    36. Re:Steve held his own... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs probably has a large ego. (Well more definitely that probably but let's take into account what Steve Jobs has done). Steve founded company called Apple in his twenties. Yes he got booted from his own company in his thirties. At that point some people would have given up. Then Steve Jobs bought a small animation company called Pixar. Under his ownership it became a pioneer and powerhouse in computer animation. He later turned around Apple from near bankruptcy to the market leader it is today.

      The world is full of jerks and some of the are really good at what they do. The two are not mutually exclusive. So if you've done all that Steve has done and someone tells you that you haven't done enough, what would be your response?

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    37. Re:Steve held his own... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that the iPhone only has 20% of the smartphone market, and is currently declining (it will probably spike back up with the next gen of iPhone, at least for a while). For the overall cell phone market it's something like 2%, and I think I'm overestimating.

      If you are going to go after anybody for malware you're either going after Rim's Blackberry, which has over 50% of the smartphone market, or Nokia's Symbian, which has 50% of the overall cell phone market.

      As popular as the iPhone is, it's chump change when you put things in perspective.

      Honestly, I think Apple is making the exact same mistake they made with PC's in the 80's. They had the potential to rule the market then, but their lack of a willingness to license to other manufacturers allowed Microsoft to pull the rug out from under them and nearly drive them out of business. As big as Apple is, relative to what they could have become they are tiny. Google is doing the same thing to them with Android, which already has half the market share of the iPhone OS. The App Store still has a lot more apps than the Android Market, but already key developers are dropping the iPhone platform completely in favor of Android, for no reason other than Apple's insane approval process. Pretty soon it will be just another "it's nice, but I can't get my on it" Apple device.

      Frankly, Steve Jobs is backing himself into another technology hole, and just like the first time he did it, he can't see it coming at all. He's right that smartphones at least, and maybe small tablets, are the platform of the future, but I think he's wrong that Apple will ultimately play a dominant role on the platform. Just like with Apple and the PC, you can already see the sun starting to set on Apple's glory days with the smartphone and tablet. He is gloating now, but he is making the exact same mistakes he made before, which should be plain to see.

      -- As a side note, I also believe smartphones will ultimately destroy the music player market, just like they destroyed the pda market. Seriously, my phone can already hold more music than my ipod nano (not super impressive, I know, but it holds more music than I own) with a simple SD card upgrade, and I can listen to Pandora radio on it anywhere - it kicks ass.

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    38. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious? While he might not be writing the code, or designing the circuits. The products that come from his company, first come his mind.

      And before that, they come from a lowly employee who was criticized for the same idea a week before Jobs 'thought' of it.

    39. Re:Steve held his own... by VTI9600 · · Score: 1

      Not really...A product of good journalism is the fair criticism of those in power. Criticism is what they create.

    40. Re:Steve held his own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You use quotation marks around words that are not a quotation. Why?

      Why not base your argument on an actual quotation?

    41. Re:Steve held his own... by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      If the truth is a troll then you are going to lead a disappointing life.

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    42. Re:Steve held his own... by LingNoi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes, Steve Job's is a god. Everyone at Apple is totally worthless and Steve has all the vision and drive to keep them going. I already know your song and dance apple fanboy no need to repeat it over and over.

    43. Re:Steve held his own... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      IBM, Unisys, DEC, Compaq, Sun Microsystems...

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    44. Re:Steve held his own... by Golias · · Score: 1

      You know who never says that Jobs stole it all from Woz?

      Woz.

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  4. haha by timmarhy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    steve gets a little market share and it goes to his head.

    here in the real world, he hasn't hardly made a dent in personal computing. I'd admit he has cornered the wanky new toy gadget market, that's about it.

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    1. Re:haha by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What Jobs is saying, is that he's finally found a way to reach the masses of computer noobs that Mac has been aiming for all along. The problem with the original Macs is that they required someone to actually use a computer.

      Now that he's turned computers into toys, he can finally get "Grandma." But this doesn't really change anything in the computer world.

      It's something to brag about for sure, on a marketing level. On a features level, he succeeds only by not having them. Kind of like how McDonald's succeeds by not having a steak dinner.

    2. Re:haha by peragrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      your quite right, but the people have been eating at MSFT's burger king for two decades. the fact that they are now willing to try something different, is a sign all to it's own.

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    3. Re:haha by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      More like succeeding by not having a hand crank on the front of your car. Most people don't miss that.

    4. Re:haha by timmarhy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      are they willing though? the iphone and ipad don't go even close to replacing a PC, i'd say he's managed to get them to expand their gadget collection, not replace a real PC

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    5. Re:haha by michaelhood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What Jobs is saying, is that he's finally found a way to reach the masses of computer noobs that Mac has been aiming for all along. The problem with the original Macs is that they required someone to actually use a computer.

      Now that he's turned computers into toys, he can finally get "Grandma." But this doesn't really change anything in the computer world.

      It's something to brag about for sure, on a marketing level. On a features level, he succeeds only by not having them. Kind of like how McDonald's succeeds by not having a steak dinner.

      I agree.. and yet you can't even boot, for the first time, a 3G iPad without connecting it to a computer with iTunes. WTH were they thinking with that?

    6. Re:haha by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Steve probably wouldn't like the comparison of Apple to Mickey D's, and he wouldn't ever admit that Windows is a steak dinner compared to anything by Apple. But I think the comparison is very astute. If McDonald's tried to add a steak dinner and a wine list to their menu, it would go over like a lead balloon. They succeed by doing a very small set of things well (matter of opinion, I know). But no one wants to live in a world where McDonald's is the only restaurant... Not even the CEO of McD's.

    7. Re:haha by am+2k · · Score: 1

      Agreed, though they do that for you when you buy in an Apple store.

    8. Re:haha by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Not quite. PC's are way more customizable, and by that I mean components, OS, ect. A better comparison is that a PC is a truck, a drag racer or a dune buggy and a Mac is a BMW, or a Mercedes. Sure you can pick upgrades for the BMW to make it more luxurious or faster, but if you want to scale a massive sand hill, power down a strip of road, or haul a large load you need to know how to select the best parts for the job and how to use your equipment. Mac's severely lack in the customization department compared to PC's. The Mac OS is excellent, but by making it idiot proof and controlled you piss off most fluent PC users because they are do-it-yourselfers and like to choose when, where and how things get done.

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    9. Re:haha by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And an openable hood.

    10. Re:haha by Draek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, not really, the steak dinner is still the more appropiate analogy.

      Having hand cranks wouldn't serve much (if any) purpose on a modern car, so truly most people *wouldn't* want it. Steak dinners, however, are actually desireable and there's a sizeable market for them still. In the case of PCs they're the corporate world, which may love to lock down their employees' computers but despise having them locked from *them*, and for the variety of tasks corporations need computers for, an Apple toy (sorry, "appliance") will never be enough.

      But Jobs' and the Apple fans' dismissal of the business sector isn't surprising. That's why Microsoft considers Linux, and not Apple, its biggest threat: because Apple's ideology of dividing the world between 'geeks' and 'consumers', refusing to even acknowledge the existence of the corporate market, is what ultimately locks them from being more than an 'also ran' first to IBM and now to Microsoft.

      Wake me up when the corporate world abandons regular computers in favor of Apple's toys. But not before.

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    11. Re:haha by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many people do enjoy manual transmissions, though I don't, so I see your point.

      However, the largest component missing is an option other than the App Store. This move is akin to selling a car with the hood welded shut. While some higher-end models might get away with it (Rolls-Royce, BMW, etc), it's still something I'd be very wary of buying. Modern BMWs are to the point where you physically can't even get an oil change, let alone change the radio, without going to a BMW dealer (at BMW prices) -- you're actually locked out of your own engine.

      I don't have a problem with it being a simple device for simple people. I do have a problem with the fact that it's actually a federal crime to tinker with it, let alone try to sell apps or other accessories for it without Apple's stamp of approval.

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    12. Re:haha by Nyder · · Score: 1

      What Jobs is saying, is that he's finally found a way to reach the masses of computer noobs that Mac has been aiming for all along. The problem with the original Macs is that they required someone to actually use a computer.

      Now that he's turned computers into toys, he can finally get "Grandma." But this doesn't really change anything in the computer world.

      It's something to brag about for sure, on a marketing level. On a features level, he succeeds only by not having them. Kind of like how McDonald's succeeds by not having a steak dinner.

      McSteak? McPrimeRib?

      Hey, I'm down.

      oh, nm, I never eat at McD's anyways. I feel like i'm cheating on real food whenever I step into one of those places.

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    13. Re:haha by mlts · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that "something different" may not be good.

      Obligatory car analogy: It would be like trading in your 10 year old car for a new one that looks cool and is comfortable, but is completely autopiloted, and only lets you out at certain stops. Businesses have to apply to the car maker so the car would stop at their brick and mortar store. And without warning, this can be taken away, so if someone used to stop at a Target, they wouldn't have that option tomorrow and only get Wal-Marts. Continuing the analogy, someone patches the ECM with a steering wheel to allow manual control, but the next year's cars always come with protection against that.

      People trading their computers in for what are effectively game consoles means that they are trading their freedom to run what they want, when they want for an environment locked down and managed by someone else who can do anything they please.

      My question is: Do we want to go this route of sacrificing openness for ease of use? Yes, viruses and Trojans are a nuisance, but do we want to trade our relatively open computers for what would essentially be terminals, locked to some for-profit corporation's motives and future? For me, it is a no-brainer. I will keep my computer, and my phone will be on an open platform. If Android phones become unrootable or impossible to put custom ROMs on, I'll move to the Nokia N900 and encourage others to follow.

      Do we want all our computers to be like PS3s where at any time, functionality can disappear at a moment's notice like the "other OS", and there would not be a single thing we can do about it? I'm sure the usual antagonists of open computing would love a wholesale move to a locked down platform, but is that where we want to take computing as we know it? Do we want to move to a computing model where what we buy, we are only permitted access to whatever the company allows on a whim? Yes, PS3s have no virus or spyware problems, but we are trading freedom for security here, and in the end, we will end up with neither.

    14. Re:haha by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      But this doesn't really change anything in the computer world.

      Exactly. As much as I find him personally obnoxious, I do have to admire the way that Jobs has very skilfully turned his niche into a popular fashion item like designer jeans and sports cars. And he's making money hand over fist as a result. Good for him.

      But all of this makes about as much difference to the overall computer industry as designer jeans and sports cars, too. Or, to be fair, the Blackberry: there were relatively minor shifts in corporate computing to accommodate it, and then life went on pretty much as before. Except, of course, that as with designer jeans and sports cars, people who bought Blackberries put on airs about being hipper than people who didn't. So it is with the iPod, iPhone, and iPad.

      Whatever.

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    15. Re:haha by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      steve gets a little market share and it goes to his head.

      here in the real world, he hasn't hardly made a dent in personal computing. I'd admit he has cornered the wanky new toy gadget market, that's about it.

      Your comment is strangely reminiscent of Microsoft's attitude towards Netscape circa 1994. "They've cornered the wanky new Internet market, but that's about it."

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    16. Re:haha by frdmfghtr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given the success of the iPad thus far, I'd say that for some users, the answer is "yes." Not everybody needs a terminal prompt with root access. Not everybody needs 100% access the the OS's most fundamental settings. Not everybody needs their platform to do everything imaginable.

      It's quite simple: either you like the iPad or you don't. If you do, good for you. If you don't, buy something else. Last I checked, nobody has been forced to buy an iPad.

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    17. Re:haha by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Troll

      It would be like trading in your 10 year old car for a new one that looks cool and is comfortable, but is completely autopiloted, and only lets you out at certain stops.

      A bad analogy but ...

      The problem is you don't see how much better that would actually make the world. Just like in computers, most people can't drive for shit, they don't give a flying fuck about paying enough attention to be safe and would much rather be doing something else during that time ... which they'll do anyway like rambling on the phone or texting.

      The end result is a shitty experience for everyone. Those driving, those getting hit by shitty drivers, and those of us that do no how to drive but have to find our way around the ignorant fucks on their cell phones texting.

      I hate to break it to you because you likely fall into this group since you can't recognize it, but most people don't have the mental capacity to drive OR operate a computer safely. Not letting them do so is far more intelligent than giving them the choice and killing people in the process.

      Whats worse is that now people are doing both ... poorly, and deadly.

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    18. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah!

      It's better to have an elite few make the stupid unwashed masses make all the decisions for those below them because it's for the best. So what if the masses don't *like* fire in their beds or shit flavored ice cream. The elite few consisting of me and people I like know that it's for the best.

      George Orwell, eat your heart out.

    19. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Grandma doesn't use an iPad. It hurts her hand to hold it and type. Grandma also isn't playing duke nukem on it. Grandmas need multitasking and want to view videos. This device isn't for her. She's always questioning why she can't have it her way. She keeps asking "where's the beef?"

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    20. Re:haha by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your comment is strangely reminiscent of Microsoft's attitude towards Netscape circa 1994. "They've cornered the wanky new Internet market, but that's about it."

      Are you sure that's the analogy you want?

      I mean, in the end, Microsoft did ruthlessly crush Netscape.

    21. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      1 million iPads isn't even 1/10th of one percent of the computer market.

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    22. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      No way in your world nor mine is the Mac a BMW or Mercedes class. Where on earth did you come up with that? The Mac's internals are the freaking same as a PC. You strip that fucker down and one would question much of the design. The software core is open source. The GUI is custom design by Apple. Please, stop making it out like a BMW or Mercedes. I have seen far more powerful and advanced computers that are custom built that blow the pants off the quality and capabilities offered by Apple.

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    23. Re:haha by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      It would be like trading in your 10 year old car for a new one that looks cool and is comfortable, but is completely autopiloted, and only lets you out at certain stops. Businesses have to apply to the car maker so the car would stop at their brick and mortar store. And without warning, this can be taken away, so if someone used to stop at a Target, they wouldn't have that option tomorrow and only get Wal-Marts.

      Your analog is simpler if you just say "it would be like selling your old car and relying on the bus". That's effectively auto pilot, it only lets you out at certain stops near some businesses, and those stops can change. Or the bus routes can changes and the only ones you get to now go by Wal-Mart instead of Target.

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    24. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I feel your pain, I really do.

      But what if your old car would go to random places all of a sudden and crash into brick walls at random times? And when you went out to browse your porn half the time your car would get a flat tire while you were out there and a bunch of punks would beat it up and you'd spend hours and hours getting it to work halfway decently.

      So Steve Jobs glides up in his gleaming white Gulfstream V jet and says, "Hey, I have a cool car that drives better than anything on the planet. We make sure you can drive on this excellent network of safe roads, and leave the potholed, poorly made old style ones behind. You know, I'm sorry, but not only did those maintenance guys do a lousy job, they had no taste."

      So you take a look at his roads and sure enough, everything is gleaming and works and there are no strange brick walls to be found, anywhere. But ... there is something missing ... something important!

      "Where's the porn?" you ask. "And how about Rush Limbaugh and National Review?"

      "Oh, the porn hurts the kids, and National Review makes fun of our sacred cow Obama(tm), You know, we are all Democrats here, even if we don't quite admit it," he says. "Don't worry, though, you can use Safari to browse any web site you want."

      "And you know what, we know you want to look at porn and we're a big company and can't approve of that garbage. But all you need to do is run Safari or the movie player and you can find that junk you want, just not on our shiny roads. So you go a little out of your way for it, but your experience is still safe and when you're back you will be assured that your car will still work, instead of get banged up."

      And isn't that funny, that might just be better for porn, actually, because you are always safe. How many native porn apps do you have on your computer? I would bet, none. How many porn web sites do you visit? If you are concerned with this issue, probably quite a few. The point is, the makers of porn are not stupid, and they will bring you what you want.

      The App Store does have some downright sad speech restrictions. My Obama IQ game, for instance, was not approved until after the 2008 elections were safely passed. Pretty pathetic, no? Not that one anti-Obama game was ever going to tip an election one way or the other, but the sales would have been nice to get.

      Complete freedom of speech is preserved on the Internet. The App Store is not a vehicle for free political or sexual expression, and to me, that's OK. As long as you can browse the web, you are free.

      Some people who argue against Apple just don't realize how horrible a task it is to eradicate a piece of spyware from a Windows computer. I used to work in IT and my experiences in trying to devirus a computer were just plain horrible and pathetic. Fortunately I've been an almost exclusively Apple user for many years and since I started being one, my computing experience has become far better and smoother and more fun.

      So I have a balanced perspective. Would it be nice if the new iPad was totally free? Sure.

      But isn't the App Store a great invention, something that helps even small developers like me make a few bucks?

      In the past couple of years I have bought far more App Store applications than Mac applications, and most of my Mac applications were made by, guess who, Apple. App Store applications are cheap, and they are easy to buy and use, and a lot of fun. And most of my App Store applications are from small developers, not Apple. So if you are looking at which business model serves the small developer, it might just be Apple's.

      This is not a perfect world. It's a tragedy that evil people deliberately set out to ruin other peoples' computers in pursuit of a few bucks. But they do, and the iPhone software model stops them cold. If you're sick of having to be paranoid about evil people running your computer, you might prefer if it was run by Steve Jobs, as opposed to running it yourself.

      That's a trade a lot of people want to make, and I'm sorry, I really can't blame them.

      D

    25. Re:haha by carcosa30 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hardly a dent in personal computing? You may be forgetting the whole "windowing system" thing. Also, prior to that, the design of the Apple II drove the entire market for years and shaped everything about the PC including the formfactor.

      He's certainly smoking some good crack lately though. Hoo boy.

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    26. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he wouldn't ever admit that Windows is a steak dinner compared to anything by Apple"

      Well, that's because it's a lousy comparison. Except for the iPad (and maybe including it), Apple has always provided a premium product at a premium price. What exactly are you comparing the iPad to, to justify the comparison?

      I mean, my RAZR was a steak dinner compared to my StarTAC.
      My iPhone is a steak dinner compared to my RAZR.
      My iPad is a steak dinner compared to my iPhone.
      My Windows netbook is a steak dinner compared to my iPad.
      My MacBook Pro is a steak dinner compared to my netbook.
      My Windows PC sits in the corner and collects dust.

    27. Re:haha by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      except the bus isn't sexy, nor is it slim and easy to put in your pocket

    28. Re:haha by mini+me · · Score: 0

      If by videos, you mean Flash videos, the iPhone and iPad already support that. And they will support multitasking in the coming months.

    29. Re:haha by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your staring score is back at zero now. It's interesting - only about 8 upmods takes you from -1 to 0. Another 8 will probably take you back to 1. Just say some stuff the hive mind will approve of and then go back to trolling.

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    30. Re:haha by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The iPad isn't a computer. The iPhone isn't a computer. The iPod isn't a computer.

      Oh, sure, in the broadest possible sense they're "computers" in that they're devices that compute, but they've gone into appliance territory. They're gadgets that let you do certain things in a certain way, and they're actually pretty good at that stuff.

      A better analogy might be an Erector set (Mechano, maybe, for our European friends?) vs. a set of dolls or action figures.

      With one - the Erector/Mechano set - you can make a whole bunch of stuff and do a bunch of different things. Sure, they might not be completely elegant, but if you want a truck, you can make a truck. If you want a house, you can make a house. If you want a robot, you can kind of make a robot. Some people - people who use Slashdot quite obviously - really like this freedom and don't mind the rough edges because they're a trivial price to pay for the flexibility.

      With the other - the set of dolls - you can't really do nearly as much, but what you can do is going to be a more refined experience, and a more specific one. With this, instead of a generic truck, you're getting a Tonka brand Dump Truck. Or you're getting a Barbie Dream House instead of a generic house. Or you're getting Wall-E instead of random robot looking thing. You can't do nearly as much - I mean, if you get Wall-E you aren't going to turn it into a Tonka. Lots of people actually prefer this kind of experience, strange as that might sound. They want to play with Wall-E, not a random robot they made. They want a Tonka, not some truck-like thing. They don't *want* to have to put it together.

      And some people like both for different purposes. Sometimes people just want to make whatever the feel like making, and sometimes they want to play with a specific toy.

      Anyway, while people may have a preference for one or the other and think the one they didn't pick is shit, the fact is, quite a few people see some value - for whatever reason - in their choice.

      When I grew up I had Barbies and also an Erector set. I wound up making machines that would pull apart the Barbies so that I could rebuild them as Cyborgs. I don't know what that means, but I thought if I'm gonna keep going with this toy analogy I might as well share.

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    31. Re:haha by steelfood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I'd rather skip the Mickey D's and Burger King altogether, and cook my own damn meal. But given the number of obese people in the US, the money's going to fast food anyway.

      I think our lifestyles, especially our eating habits, reflect our other preferences. Linux will never gain prominence on the desktop, because most people prefer to eat out rather than cook their own meal. It's pretty much as simple as that.

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    32. Re:haha by steelfood · · Score: 1

      You may be forgetting the whole "windowing system" thing.

      Which was invented by Xerox's PARC. As is the mouse and most other aspects of the GUI. Way to be drinking the kool-aid.

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    33. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....eh but what has Apple done for me lately (last 10 years)? Not a whole hell of a lot, except maybe help drive blue LEDs to be included in every single electronic device known to man.

    34. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do we need so many convoluted analogies to discuss the iPad? It's not a tough a concept to get your head around. It's a touch-screen tablet device designed to let you check your e-mail, read books, surf the web, and watch people do stupid things on YouTube. It's not an auto-pilot car, it's not a PS3, and it's not a McDonald's hamburger. Nobody would buy your weird car, but people are buying these. It fulfills some need and it will exist in the marketplace. Can businesses run on iPads? Can kids play the latest FPS on iPads? Can programmers program apps on iPads? No, no, and no? Your laptops and desktop PCs aren't going anywhere. Enough with the apocalyptic delusions already.

    35. Re:haha by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Well, the iPad, and iPhone, and iPods, are all optional. No one needs to get them. These are toys, they're not really computers. At least the Macs are a lot more open than they used to be, and much nicer than PCs (even for geeks and techies, they're not "artist" computers).

    36. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you'd void the warranty!

    37. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mod you down because I want to see what more power than I can imagine looks like.

    38. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When's the last time you opened the hood on your car?

    39. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple didn't invent the whole "windowing system" thing, they stole it from PARC. Apple doesn't come up with new ideas, they just polish and piece together other peoples.

    40. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      people have not been eating only at MSFT's burger king. People have been eating at MSFT's mall cafeteria (which includes a burger king).

      The mall cafe offers way more variety, but its still mostly crap. MacDonalds, for it's limited unhealthy/tasteless menu, is healthier and yummier than Burger King... so since most people only eat burgers, this is great for them.

      Unfortunately, some of us like the noodles at the MSFT's WokGrill, which is three shops down from burger king. Apple just doesn't serve the food we like, but since a lot of people have started eating at Apples MacDonalds, the prices in the mall have really shot up:(

      Of course, there are those of us who realize all this preprocessed food is just garbage and we cook our Own food in our Linux Kitchens.

    41. Re:haha by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 2

      Some people who argue against Apple just don't realize how horrible a task it is to eradicate a piece of spyware from a Windows computer. I used to work in IT and my experiences in trying to devirus a computer were just plain horrible and pathetic. Fortunately I've been an almost exclusively Apple user for many years and since I started being one, my computing experience has become far better and smoother and more fun.

      I argue against Apple, I know how horrible a task it is to eradicate a piece of spyware from a Windows computer, and I've noticed that spyware doesn't affect Linux which just so happens to not take Apples overbearing steps to lock stuff down. There's a difference between making the system inherently more robust and using whitelists to only allow apps that are proven to not be spyware (or anything that they just don't like).

    42. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the iPad DOES replace a PC for a large amount of people. Take off your slashdot-coloured glasses, and you'll realize that most non-technicals just use their PC to update their facebook, surf the web, and jot a few quick emails.

    43. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      how long did it take to sell the first 1million PCs?

      come back in 10 years and then we will compare the market size of tablets vs pcs.

    44. Re:haha by 517714 · · Score: 1

      People trading their computers in for what are effectively game consoles means that they are trading their freedom to run what they want, when they want for an environment locked down and managed by someone else who can do anything they please.

      The vast majority of computer users have computers that are managed by someone else - their sons, a friend, Geek Squad. They do not have the freedoms you imagine.

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    45. Re:haha by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      No way in your world nor mine is the Mac a BMW or Mercedes class. Where on earth did you come up with that? The Mac's internals are the freaking same as a PC. You strip that fucker down and one would question much of the design. The software core is open source. The GUI is custom design by Apple. Please, stop making it out like a BMW or Mercedes. I have seen far more powerful and advanced computers that are custom built that blow the pants off the quality and capabilities offered by Apple.

      Nothing in your breakdown there argues against a Mac being a BMW or Mercedes. The BMW/Mercedes still essentially use the same parts as other cars, the basic design is largely the same. The main distinction is the styling put into the bodywork and interior (what the user sees), the fine tuning to make sure everything works together, and the name brand itself. You can even get custom built cars that outperform the BMW/Merc. Much like with a Mac.

      I don't mean to defend the Mac, I just think the analogy works better than most car analogies I've seen on /.

    46. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Yes, the hardware is the same (god knows, I've had to get 2 repairs on my MBP last year), but the software is of a higher quality and thus the BMW reference is apt.

      and a custom built drag racer (like the gp stated) would of course blow the pants off a BWM. In fact, it might make a sound similar to

      WOOOSH

    47. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Xerox PARC did do a good job with that windowing system. Oh wait, were you talking about Apple. And I love what Steve Woz did with the Apple II... ohh wait, you were talking about Steve Jobs.

      Sorry my mistake.

    48. Re:haha by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Updating Facebook and jotting emails both require typing, though. How long do you think "most non-technicals" will put up with typing on an uncomfortable, unresponsive piece of glass? Five emails, maybe ten?

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    49. Re:haha by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Tablets are an additional device. They aren't replacing PCs.

      When even 10% of the population is saying "I can live my life completely without a typical computer because of the iPad", then we can talk.

      You might as well suggest that the PC died years and years ago when the first generation XBox sold millions, since it was basically PC architecture.

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    50. Re:haha by rxan · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the point though. Apple made a computing device that's easy to use by the computing illiterate. But their control over the system isn't what makes it usable. It's the apps that make is usable, just like the apps on PCs make them usable. Apple is right that a lot of people don't want to worry about files, system settings, and app integration with the system. But control over the system isn't part of that. Anyone could make a computer without the filesytem and all those extra goodies, but with freedom. Give it some time and Android and WebOS will be on tablets without the draconian control.

      People want usability but they also want freedom. Apple is trying to tell them that they can't have usability with freedom. Problem is, they're wrong.

    51. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The PC's you are speaking of are akin to souped up Honda Civics. In comparison, the Mac is like a Maybach. How many type R stickers do you have on your PeeCee?

    52. Re:haha by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Right on. And to be able to do 'just' that, they don't need get a loan and buy a shiny new toy.

    53. Re:haha by InfoJunkie777 · · Score: 1

      Guess they didn't think it through. Anyway, I consider iTunes and Quicktime MALWARE. When either program is installed, a process called qtask is installed to run at boot time, eating up clock cycles. I had to use Autoruns to stop it. And there are many other programs that can run Quicktime movies. I don't even see it on the 'Net that much anymore. These products are fun toys (for now). But Apple is on to something nonetheless. Mobile computing IS a part of the picture. I just hope Android and such do so in the FOSS arena.

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    54. Re:haha by node+3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wake me up when the corporate world abandons regular computers in favor of Apple's toys. But not before.

      Why would I want a computer that the corporate world is enamored with? I'm a human, not a corporation.

    55. Re:haha by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      But isn't the App Store a great invention, something that helps even small developers like me make a few bucks?

      It's a decent idea. It was around long before Apple entered the phone market, of course: I was downloading apps from an online store onto my plain old cell phone many years ago. But even then, I wished there weren't a layer of bureaucracy and fees between writing an app and getting it on potential customers' phones. Apple lowered the barrier of entry a little bit, but not very much.

      This is not a perfect world. It's a tragedy that evil people deliberately set out to ruin other peoples' computers in pursuit of a few bucks. But they do, and the iPhone software model stops them cold.

      So does the Android software model -- and without iPhone-style censorship and restrictions.

      Steve Jobs would like us to think that the locked-down, centrally controlled, "take it or leave it" approach is necessary to protect us from spyware and crashes, but it just isn't true. The existence of iPhone malware has shown that Apple's approach isn't even effective, let alone necessary, and Android has shown that you can design security into the OS and provide a convenient app repository without boxing users in.

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    56. Re:haha by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      WTF? When did we change history on Apple's blatant theft from Xerox?

    57. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they'll put up with it just fine.

      some of them will even like it, and some of them will simply pretend they like it to justify the cash they spent.

    58. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      we'll discuss this again in 2020.

    59. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I look at porn all the time and my car works fine!

    60. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      I dont mean to be condescending (ok yes i do) but do you know many people who have to take loans to get $500? Maybe you should tell them to GET A JOB YOU BUM.

      And seriously... the iPad is $500, a netbook (which is also limited) is $400.

      I think plenty of people will pay the extra $100 for the ergonomics of the iPad.

      Im not speaking for myself... I'm far too much of a techie for an iPad... but the normals will enjoy it.

    61. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think he cares about market share? Apple is a very profitable company and has been since before the iPhone. Jobs is probably more interested in being the best, rather than the biggest.

    62. Re:haha by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Thirty years ago everything was being miniaturized, and it was theorized we'd all just use wrist watches for computers by now.

      Amazingly enough, it turns out for some things people like full size screens and keyboards.

      I put very slim odds that tablet devices truly replace personal computers in 10 years.

      I put EXTREMELY slim odds that the iPad replaces personal computers in 10 years.

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    63. Re:haha by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      'Normals'? 'Far too techie'? What a douchebag you are!

      Yeah. Why pay 400$ when you can pay 500$ and can't do things you can do with that other _cheaper_ device, huh? Fucking 'normals'.

    64. Re:haha by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      If by videos, you mean Flash videos, the iPhone and iPad already support that.

      Through a VNC-type application that exposes your browsing to an unknown third party, and comes with all the lag you'd expect from a remote desktop session running over the cellular network? That's no solution.

      And they will support multitasking in the coming months.

      No, they won't. What they'll support is a handful of predetermined background services that apps can ask the OS to perform for them. It covers a handful of popular applications of multitasking (like internet radio and background downloads), but it isn't true multitasking: while developers on other mobile OSes continue coming up with new things to do in the background, iPhone developers will be stuck hoping that Apple will add them in the next model.

      Also, even that pseudo-multitasking is only coming to certain iPhone models.

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    65. Re:haha by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      How can you so casually disregard Apple's (and Steve Jobs') role in the development of the personal computer?

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    66. Re:haha by FoolishOwl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did they? Take a look at the history of the Mozilla Project.

    67. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except when their battery is dead and theyr'e stuck in the middle of nowhere during a snowstorm...then a handcrank is quite handy.

    68. Re:haha by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      And that GUI implementation was a big fat dead end for Xerox. Apple was the one who took it and popularized it, like it or not. OP of this thread is an idiot. Love 'em or hate 'em, Apple has had a big influence on the industry and will continue to have an influence. They're not some colossal, driving force, but to say that Apple has hardly made a dent in personal computing is so laughably ignorant that I wonder if OP is required to wear a bike helmet 24/7.

    69. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me you may want to go get your oil and other fluids checked soon...

    70. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. As a programmer I prefer my Mac to my old PCs any day. Back in high school I did all the Windows crap, including programming, and while it was amusing at times it was usually just a pain in the ass.

      With my Mac I have an operating system I don't have to worry much about and it's been years since I've had a "Sad Mac" or "Grey Screen" encounter. The POS Dell on my old office desk blue screened running almost exclusively MS applications once a month.

      Oh, and my Mac is Unix underneath all the not sucking, so I have my full complement of FOSSware and power tools when I need them. Mac users aren't missing anything. If anything we have the best of all possible worlds: solid hardware, a solid OS and the ability to run whatever we want, even Windows via dual-boot or Virtualization.

      And as for customizing hardware, if you need to build an elaborately customized desktop you're probably overdoing it. And if you need an elaborately customized server setup, well run some flavor *nix on it and your Mac desktops will get along with it just fine...

    71. Re:haha by TheLongshot · · Score: 1

      Different strokes for different folks. I still want to get under the hood and tinker. Jobs wants to take that away from me.

    72. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here the thing:

      You don't get the iPad.

      The whole point is that it's simple. My grand parents would find it more than enough. My wife spends more time using her iPhone than her actual Macbook Pro, even when it's less than 2 feet from her. My grand parents don't give to fat nerd turds that they can't get Firefox, or Opera or what ever hell other browser you jerk off to because the one they get with the iPad works without them having to worry about it. And -I- don't have to worry about my grandparent's machine becoming a bot and spamming me for viagra adds.

      And they don't care that they can't use the terminal or ssh into some machine, or setup ftp transfers, heck they don't even know what ftp is. Hell, I describe the USB cable as 'the white one with the rectangular end' to them.

      The problem is that you expect Apple to be making the product that you want, and you're so busy being butt hurt over them not catering to you, that you completely miss what and who the iPad is actually for, which very clearly isn't you.

    73. Re:haha by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      This, like at least half the comments here talking about "freedom" miss the point. (And they miss it big.) Most people, the vast majority of people, don't give two shits about computer freedom in the sense that people here do.

      And "freedom" is not as cut and dry as having access to source code or not being locked in to a particular vendor. My parents for instance have been able to do MORE with their computers since I switched them to Macs. While they don't have the same choices they had on a PC, what they do have works better. I have more freedom because I don't have to come fix their computers anymore. Time Machine is an excellent and simple backup solution so they even do that. They set it up ENTIRELY without my help.

      So, your question: "Do we want to go this route of sacrificing openness for ease of use?" Depends on who you are. If openness is either philosophically important to you or technically important to you then no, don't. If your computer is like any other tool or electronic device that just needs to solve a problem or do a job then yes, it is.

      My parents don't care about open source and they don't care about these other issues. They have no reason to.

      Linux isn't going anywhere. FreeBSD isn't going anywhere. Computers as we know them aren't going anywhere. They may become more niche in time, but they'll be here in 5 years and they'll be here in 10 years. Some people will more to locked down devices and said locked down devices because of their ease of use actually offer those people MORE choices than they had with a device they didn't understand.

      Who cares? Until I see a reasonable possibility that I'll have no choice but a locked down platform, then I'll care. Until them, let there be tons if people want them. Why is it that choice is a good thing up until someone CHOOSES lock in because it's preferable to them for some reason?

    74. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Of course a Macintosh is no more locked down than a Windows or Linux computer, so there is no issue if we're sticking with computers. My primary computer is a Mac, and i run a ton of open source software on it. The great appeal of it compared to Linux is that I can also run top-grade commercial software like Final Cut Pro, Xcode, etc. In short, it is the best of both software worlds on one computer.

      A few years ago, I encountered an extremely destructive cellphone virus that was spewing MMS messages out of a friend's phone until I found the eradication tool. Cost my friend a lot of money. Since that happened I have gotten a lot more sympathetic to advocates of closed systems, at least for cellphones and related products.

      Of course the iPad I'm typing this on is not a cellphone, but leverages the development of a cellphone OS. So it theoretically could be open but isn't. Still, there are amazing things in the app store, and developers and customers alike seem pretty happy with the truly remarkable burst of creativity that has come with these devices. Maybe a closed platform isn't so bad ... Have you seen the music apps for this thing? Amazing.

      D

    75. Re:haha by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      "I do have a problem with the fact that it's actually a federal crime to tinker with it, let alone try to sell apps or other accessories for it without Apple's stamp of approval."

      So don't buy one. That's what I don't from this entire discussion and all its stupid analogies.

      If a car existed that was extremely reliable, looked great, got excellent gas mileage, drove wonderfully and hardly ever broke down but I couldn't even change the oil, you know what? I might buy it. You know why? Even on cars where I can lift the hood, I don't. I don't know shit about cars. I mean, I can change my oil, but I don't. I don't want to deal with it. I take it to my car expert. Now, would a guy who IS a car expert want a car he couldn't mess with? Probably not. However some people, MOST people aren't experts.

      Most people don't car about changing their own oil anymore than they give a shit about open source of vendor lock in. They know what they want and they want a device that will do it with as little hassle as possible. My mom doesn't change her own oil and doesn't even know what source code is. Oh and, my mom isn't a "simple" person. People who don't give a shit about the particulars of technology aren't necessarily simple.

      WTF is wrong with people around here? If you want a simple device you must be a simple person?

    76. Re:haha by megrims · · Score: 1

      Does it bother you that you're thinking in terms directly derived from Apple's substantial marketing campaigns, and coming to the intended conclusions?

    77. Re:haha by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      Of course a Macintosh is no more locked down than a Windows or Linux computer, so there is no issue if we're sticking with computers.

      While I mostly agree with that, most of my beef is with the App store and the way Apple tried to leverage their apps onto Windows machines (installing Safari without permission just because iTunes is installed for example). Another issue I have is the way Apple keeps making strange decisions with their port configuration on their computers, for example the removal of Firewire from a bunch of machines, and the new Mac Mini doesn't have HDMI but it does have Mini DisplayPort (without audio support), and as a result most of their advertised connectivity to other devices requires buying additional adapters.

    78. Re:haha by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``My question is: Do we want to go this route of sacrificing openness for ease of use? Yes, viruses and Trojans are a nuisance, but do we want to trade our relatively open computers for what would essentially be terminals, locked to some for-profit corporation's motives and future?''

      Another question is if you would actually get ease of use and absence of malware. To take a page from Benjamin Franklin:

      Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little convenience, will receive neither liberty nor convenience.

      Many people have already found this out. Apps being denied entry to the app store are an example of this. As for malware, you can bet that the malware industry will work hard to enter any platform they think is popular enough and useful to their purposes. And they don't play by the rules, so they are not limited to what Apple says they can and can't do. If Apple is in control of your device, you are only safe if Apple _never_ drops the ball on security. Oops, too late, they've already done that, and viruses for the iPhone have indeed already been sighted.

      Convenient? Perhaps, until you want to do something that Apple won't allow or hasn't thought of. Viruses and Trojans? Maybe it's not as bad as Windows, but they're there. The only thing that is certain is that you are not in control. If it works for you, then I'm happy for you. But it's not _because_ you gave up your freedom. That's a completely orthogonal thing; you are not getting any convenience or security because of it.

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    79. Re:haha by Prune · · Score: 1

      No dent in the real world? Apple's market cap is $230.96 billion, surpassed by a only a very few other corporations, and that makes it a damn big dent in the real world--the world of business.

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    80. Re:haha by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      So don't buy one.

      I don't. That doesn't make it any less wrong -- for one, why should it be a federal crime? I just don't get why the government is enforcing Apple's rules.

      If a car existed that was extremely reliable, looked great, got excellent gas mileage, drove wonderfully and hardly ever broke down but I couldn't even change the oil, you know what? I might buy it.

      Problem is, there are many cars for which nearly all of the above is true -- but you can change the oil.

      Even on cars where I can lift the hood, I don't. I don't know shit about cars.

      Neither do I.

      I mean, I can change my oil, but I don't. I don't want to deal with it. I take it to my car expert.

      There are shiny new BMWs which cannot have the oil changed except at a BMW dealer. That's the point.

      Most people don't car about changing their own oil anymore than they give a shit about open source of vendor lock in.

      I don't care about changing my own oil, no. But if I could only change my oil at a certain dealer, that'd be a problem. It's not that I want to change my own oil, it's that I want oil changes to be relatively cheap and abundant.

      It's not that I want to pop my own hood, but if my car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, and a car expert happens by, it'd be nice if they could fix my problem. Or it'd be nice to call a local shop and have them send a truck, instead of having to -- what -- tow it two cities away to find the next person who's authorized to work on my car?

      And you don't have to be much of a car person to want to be able to get a jump start -- or help someone else out by jumping them.

      WTF is wrong with people around here? If you want a simple device you must be a simple person?

      Badly worded, sorry. A simple device for people who don't want to tinker with it. Still not something that it should be a federal crime to tinker with. These devices are capable of so much more than we're being allowed to do with them.

      But I see this all the time, and I'm surprised I keep seeing it -- your attitude seems to be that I should just not buy one, not develop for one, and shut up. Well, I've done the first two, but I'm not about to shut up. Whether or not I use it, the fact that it exists does affect me -- every developer working on an iPhone app is one less developer working on something cool. And while it's not quite one to one, the bigger a market the iPhone (or iPad) becomes, the less of a market there will be for the kinds of applications I want to work on.

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    81. Re:haha by wish+bot · · Score: 1

      And that's where it would have stayed, except for the foresight & risk taken by Apple. Who bought it for cash & stock.

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    82. Re:haha by timmarhy · · Score: 0

      I have to strongly disagree here. in theory it could, but pretty much EVERYONE uses their pc for more then just email and web. they use it for playing movies, streaming, games

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    83. Re:haha by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      I assume you also use milk crates for furniture, your car is the cheapest model you could find, and your TV is a 20" CRT. After all, it would be insane to ever spend more than the bare minimum on anything, right?

    84. Re:haha by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can blame them.

      Maybe I'm just a better driver than you, but I don't ride on the safe gleaming roads of Apple, nor do punks beat up my car when I go to the bad side of town. I haven't seen a brick wall in well over a year, even in a model commonly thought to attract brick walls. I taught myself how to use the car's security system and I know how to park it in a safe spot, even in the seedy areas. If that fails, I know enough about my car to completely overhaul it should anything truly disastrous happen to it in the red light district. Just to avoid problems, I do this once every 3-6 months anyway, whether or not something bad happened.

      I was so interested in these cars and their various roads that I went to school and learned how they work. i learned all about how you can make little gadgets to go on your dashboard, and how you can get better gas mileage out of your car. Eventually, I learned all about how the engine works and how to rebuild it, or even build it from scratch. It was funny though, all the time I was practicing building these engines and components for my car, I couldn't build one that would work on Apple's shiny road.

      See, I had to buy an apple car which would only work on their shiny roads to even be ABLE to put a new stereo in any of their cars. Even if the car wasn't mine. On top of that, it cost me subscription fees for the car building tools, and I had to build them using uncommon foreign tools which were nothing like standard cars and took much longer to do the same task. Even once I had built a new stereo for their cars, they could choose not to let me install it for any reason they wanted. Without even giving a reason. It was their road, and they had complete control.

      On top of that, despite the fact that the CEO thought that EVERYONE wanted one of their cars, most really didn't, and very few people even drove them. There were TONS of people using their mopeds and segways, but they could only ride on the shiny sidewalk at a lower speed limit, and were still limited by the company's rules for their roads.

      Now what if I wanted to help a friend with one of these change their tires? Forget it, I had to send it back to the dealership at my expense, and wasn't guaranteed anything of a repair unless I had previously paid them a large 'Just in case' fee. Top it all off with their car costing $1000 more than mine for no apparent reason other than their name on the side, and the choice was very clear.

      Enough metaphors. If you don't know how to use a computer, Apple is for you. If you know how, you don't need the crap that they're trying to sell you. Eventually Apple's stupid customers will run out of money for the overpriced shiny crap, and they will go under and once again(like not too far in the past) they will be left whining about monopolies and begging Microsoft for more money.You have fun jumping through your hoops to watch porn - I'll just click the link.

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    85. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reality, Apple's appliances are effectively one hundred percent secure. There is a reason why people want iPads, iPhones, and other items with Apple being the gatekeeper. There has never been an effective attack on these devices by malware. Ever.

      This is why people rather use iPads rather than computers. There is no worry every other minute that a keylogger will get to them via a website, like there is with Windows, Linux, and even Android based phones.

      Of course, this assumes someone doesn't commit what could be called a terroristic act by Apple, not to mention VERY dangerous to AT&T's GSM cell network's infrastructure, and tamper with the device security by jailbreaking. The protection is there for a reason, and Apple denies apps for good reasons, and that is to protect their user's safety and well-being.

    86. Re:haha by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      Obligatory car analogy: It would be like trading in your 10 year old car for a new one that looks cool and is comfortable, but is completely autopiloted, and only lets you out at certain stops. Businesses have to apply to the car maker so the car would stop at their brick and mortar store. And without warning, this can be taken away, so if someone used to stop at a Target, they wouldn't have that option tomorrow and only get Wal-Marts. Continuing the analogy, someone patches the ECM with a steering wheel to allow manual control, but the next year's cars always come with protection against that.

      We already have vehicles like that, they're called buses. It's a matter of choice and convenience. History shows that people will tend to choose convenience over freedom. Whether it's choosing Windows over Linux or choosing the iPhone over Android, people will tend to go with the easier more convenient platform. Luckily, history also shows that no technological monopoly survives the test of time in the face of relentless innovation. Just as IBM was supplanted by Microsoft, Microsoft is now in the process of being supplanted by Apple and Google. I'm guessing that of the two current 800 lb. gorillas, the mostly open Google will remain dominant for a longer time than the relentlessly closed Apple.

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    87. Re:haha by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      3 days ago.

    88. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When's the last time you opened the hood on your car?

      A couple of days ago.

    89. Re:haha by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Here the thing: You don't get the iPad.

      Ahh, the enlightened way of the Fanboy.

      "You don't think the iPad is 'magical', as the ads say? You don't GET it, then! For if you got it, you'd agree. It's simply incomprehensible that you've heard the message and just happen to disagree! Incomprehensible and inconceivable! So, nay, you must be an ignorant, an unwashed mass, and we pity you."

    90. Re:haha by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      lol! you're at -1 insightful. how the fuck is that even possible?

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    91. Re:haha by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      the sad thing is people simply, utterly don't care about any of the things you/me care about. seriously i've seen it. people just accept their fate and continue.
      if this iphone/pad success continues for a year more i'm afraid alternatives like n900 won't exist.
      even mac laptops are horribly unintutive and lack basic features like mouse buttons. and scrolling areas on the touchpad. still they get rave reviews everytime they are updated to a new cpu/gpu that every other laptop has been offering for the last 6 months. my lenovo thinkpad has two sets of mouse buttons a pointing button and scrolling areas on the touch pad. and programmable zones on the touch pad and you can enable multi touch scrolling, zooming if you want. but when i explained this to my friend as an advantage over macbook he just shrugged off and said he does not need any of that shit.
      people just care about shiny and hip and right now all apple shit is the in thing.
      similarly i used a friend's iphone recently. he was all smiles and smiled in pity seeing my e71. anyway i sort of played with it for a couple of hours or so. what annoyed me to no end was the fucking auto rotate. its too sensitive and just keeps jumping around when i browse through music or photos. i though no problem i'll just turn it off. but surprise, surprise!!! the steve jobs think auto rotate AWESOME! nobody needs manual control. its fucking amazing the kind of things iphone lusers are forced fed by jobs and his ilk and still praise about the products.
      and wtf is up with wlan on iphone??? how can you USE it instead of the ultra-expensive hspa??

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    92. Re:haha by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      1 million iPads isn't even 1/100th of one percent of the computer market.

      ftfy.

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    93. Re:haha by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      nor does it allow you to pay 3000 bux for a 1000 device.

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    94. Re:haha by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      It would be like trading in your 10 year old car for a new one that looks cool and is comfortable, but is completely autopiloted, and only lets you out at certain stops.

      Apple = Slicked-up public transportation ;-)

    95. Re:haha by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      My 60plus mother isn't subscribed to a dozen or more mailing-lists, like I am, and the few non-marketing mails she receives a day from friends and relatives she could probably answer from an iPad.
      For now, she's comfortable with her iMac (which she also needs for Sibelius First anyway).
      There's a computing-world outside slashdot - and Apple is quickly siphoning away all the "good" customers from it. The PC-world is left with the scrubs.
      The Geeks&Gamers market is very small - and getting smaller everyday.

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    96. Re:haha by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      steve gets a little market share and it goes to his head.

      here in the real world, he hasn't hardly made a dent in personal computing. I'd admit he has cornered the wanky new toy gadget market, that's about it.

      Your comment is strangely reminiscent of Microsoft's attitude towards Netscape circa 1994. "They've cornered the wanky new Internet market, but that's about it."

      and they were right. look what happened with ie6. yes, netscape was left so far behind ie in features/stability/speed/compatibility that it wasn't funny.

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    97. Re:haha by dafing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See, this is exactly what he meant. I hate how online commenting is this massive shitstorm of people hiding behind made up names such as "bigdik69" and "cooldood1987" (guess when they were born), who are we to constantly pick at what others do? If you dont like Apple products, dont buy them, its simple. Can you imagine if people were this way with the world outside tech? Example, everyone knows that US cars have this stigma of being crap, but would every car fanatic spend their every waking hour to mail postcards saying "hey Ford, ur cars suck!!!111!!!"? More than any modern company (straight research facilities aside), perhaps Apple has given the world the most in terms of everyday technology.

      By all means resent the horrors of the iPod, iPhone, iPad. I know our lives have been ruined by their success. I rue the day Jobs and co decided to put a 5GB hard drive in a plastic and metal casing, I cant sleep at night over the iPhones refusal to play my .mkv warez, and the iPad and its mono speaker make me irritable to everyone around.

      I'm a proficient Apple user, I have seemingly iEverything, and am quite happy. Of course I understand why some (a small percent of the market) refuse to have something that is "closed", I enjoy the Apple products I have.

      I have a healthy respect for Android, I hope it does very well. As far as I know, not a single Android device has been sold in New Zealand. I've seen one or two of the crappier models at stores, but none of my friends have one. I cannot wait for the EVO 4G to arrive (for my American friends).

      I think companies competing with Apple should focus on the things that Apple DOESNT do, on the things they provide. I think "droid does" was a good idea, although it was a little...geeky? By all means continue this line of ads! Many "Apple Haters" mention "oh that Apple, its all marketing". Well, if Apple supposedly makes up a tiny 5% of the PC market, how come they have such mindshare? Hey Dell, Microsoft, HP, get off your butts, spend some bucks on ads eh? They have the money to compete, yet they DONT.

      Put yourself in Steve Jobs shoes (New Balance 991's, do you know the uniform of any other CEO, past or present?), he must receive thousands of emails a day from ingrates, "how cum da Iphone is not on Verizon? LAAAAAAAAAME!". Computer companies dont owe us diddly. Either support a company who makes choices you AGREE with, or even better, start your OWN company, in your parents garage, with a close friend. Who knows, perhaps you will one day have a private jet, billions in the bank and an army of jackasses hounding you day and night.

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    98. Re:haha by dafing · · Score: 1

      "unresponsive piece of glass"? What have you been smoking? Have you even seen or used an iPad?

      One of the things that all reviewers of the iPad have agreed upon is its "snappiness". Its a VERY fast device to use! Webpages, apps, photos, movies, songs...they all POP up and "Just Work"(tm).

      I imported an iPad and love it. Its one of the most beautiful devices I own, it feels lovely in my hands. I do find it weird that it rocks on flat surfaces, but the curved back is no doubt to make it more comfortable to hold in your hands...thats the point. It is not a device designed to be chained to a desk (well, AFTER release to the public). Its meant to be held.

      Try putting up with an uncomfortable, buggy lump of plastic sometime, I imagine many people will replace their ancient computers and use an iPad. I have a new 27 inch iMac, if it was not for the difference between a 10 and 27 inch screen, I'd use the iPad for *ALL* my web browsing.

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    99. Re:haha by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      Karma's a bitch.

    100. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's shinny and its by Apple its fashionable , new, the best there is - no ones every made one of these before AND I WANT ONE. Did I mention its shinny ?

    101. Re:haha by Razalhague · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How long do you think "most non-technicals" will put up with typing on an uncomfortable, unresponsive piece of glass? Five emails, maybe ten?

      I bet it's longer than they've put up with writing 160 character messages using 12 buttons.

    102. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 5, Informative

      Enough metaphors. If you don't know how to use a computer, Apple is for you. If you know how, you don't need the crap that they're trying to sell you

      As an embedded developer for the past 30 years, and an Apple user since 1976, I can assure you that your statement is utter rubbish.

      I use Macs because I don't WANT to fuck around inside my computer. I got all that out of my system about 20 years ago with my Apple ][s, which lived perpetually with their lids off, so that I could tinker.

      Now, I'd prefer my computers to be as APPLIANCE-LIKE as possible. Not because I "don't know how"; but rather, because I have better things to do. Apple (mostly) achieves that goal. I guess I can understand why others don't feel like I do, which is more than I can say for most of the people commenting here.

      But don't ever mistake "don't want to" with "don't know how".

    103. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years ago, I encountered an extremely destructive cellphone virus that was spewing MMS messages out of a friend's phone until I found the eradication tool. Cost my friend a lot of money.

      ... and your friend had had to REALLY want to install that "virus" (which it wasn't) by clicking yes to all the questions he/she got about a program wanting to be installed and be allowed to send messages.

      Yes such malware exists. Don't skip on the facts though.

    104. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck replacing a fully functioning keyboard and mouse with sliding your greasy fingers on a screen. And by the way, you can only claim that "most non-technicals just use their PC" in such a way that you can seamlessly migrate from a computer/laptop to an iPad if you believe people are OK to spend their life typing with only one hand and on the same measly surface that you are reading what you type.

      Do your Apple propaganda glasses also come in white?

    105. Re:haha by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      Well, the brilliant thing is that if/when Apple manage to get a certain critical point of market share the trojan/virus-writers will have a reason to attack the platform.

      This is especially true since the platform is thought to be "impervious" to such things. Users expect to be safe and dont even think about the dangers you have to be aware of on a PC. So... I am eagerly awaiting the first big trojan or worm that attacks the macs... It will be glorious to watch the PR machine trying to explain it away!

      I keep popcorn ready to pop for that reason alone...

    106. Re:haha by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Until someone manages to cough up stats that show the iPad is actually bought by grandmothers and not mainly 30-something hipsters with an internet addiction, I consider the whole grandmother myth as what it is -- a myth.

    107. Re:haha by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      I got my eeePC netbook for £200. The UK price for the iPad is between £500 and £700. Assuming the cheaper model (my netbook is, after all, towards the low end of the spectrum), thats 2.5x the price.

      My netbook is not limited in any way. It can run linux (Xandros by default, Ubuntu now), or XP. It has USB ports, a removable battery, replaceable RAM, replaceable HDD. It can run flash, has bluetooth, has wifi, can be upgraded with 3G, and can run any programme which is available on mainstream Ubuntu / XP.

      The only single possible way it is inferior is that it doesn't have a touch screen, but then I don't really like touch screens very much anyway.

      I struggle to see why I, or anyone, would want to pay 2.5x as much for a device that doesn't do anywhere near as much. I mean people can and will, and they will enjoy it. But can we not have the ridiculous justifications? "Because I enjoy it" should be enough.

    108. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's a bullet train - not a car. But you can only go to the stops the government decides and on their schedule. For some people, that's cool.

    109. Re:haha by peragrin · · Score: 1

      while I agree with the idea, the fact remains computer viruses spread because the unwashed masses don't know and don't care to know how their computer works and what settings to turn on or off to do what they want.

      Do you go over a predrive checklist every time you get in your car? check the oil, check tire pressure, do a light and brake check to make sure they are all working? The unwashed mass doesn't even check their emergency brake occasionally. let alone make sure their car is safe to drive. idiot lights on dashboards are there precisely because the average person doesn't understand what they are seeing anyways and so ignores it.

      yes for some 75% of the population a closed eco system in computers is good. For the rest of us we like our options, however we have to remember we aren't the majority.

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    110. Re:haha by Draek · · Score: 1

      You may not but most people do. That's how MS-DOS came to dominate the world over the home-oriented Amigas and Macintosh back then, because at the end of the day the most important thing for home users isn't for their computers to be 'fun' or 'simple', it's to allow them to do their jobs.

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    111. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And an openable hood.

      I personally know little to nothing about cars (VW Golf TDI '03), and don't care to learn. I've chosen my niche (computer / Unix) and am happy to pay for other people to learn things like auto mechanics, plumbing, carpentry, surgery, etc.

    112. Re:haha by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      I'm interpreting your definition of "freedom" in this context to mean "I can do whatever I want with the device without having to get around some arbitrary restrictions." If that's the case, then the definition of "freedom" is tied then to what the user considers "everything." For you, it may mean having access to a terminal prompt and the file system, and installing software obtained from multiple sources without Apple's blessing. By this definition, then yes, the iPad restricts your "freedom."

      My definition of "everything" is vastly different. For me, "everything" at the moment consists of web surfing, email, music, marine navigation charts, plus the occasional e-magazine or ebook, in a form factor much more convenient than a notebook. I have not run into any arbitrary restriction that limits my "freedom."

      If the demand is there, then yes, WebOS and Android will be on tablets and offer the users your definition of "freedom." I'll be so bold as to say that the three will co-exist quite nicely (except for the expected lawsuits screaming "infringement!" by everybody at everybody else). The iPad satisfies my needs, and Android will satisfy your needs.

      I really dislike this whole tossing about the idea that a device which you are free to buy or not restricts one's "freedom." It's just a device that either does what you want, or it doesn't. Buy it, or not.

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    113. Re:haha by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But don't ever mistake "don't want to" with "don't know how".

      When I had to recover the password on an OSX system, and had to figure out how to get to single user, then start several critical services without which I could not even log in a real user or change a password, I knew that all that stuff about macs being trouble-free was horseshit. All the times I've had to manually edit a plist because some part of OSX was failing to start up tell me that you're a bullshit apologist. OSX may break less often (although IME, it hangs as much as anything else) but when it does it's just as hard to fix as anything else. And practically, it is actually harder, because there are less resources to help you fix it.

      The simple truth is that OSX doesn't prevent you from having to fuck around inside your computer's software, and no modern computer requires you to be continually tinkering with hardware, so that is a red herring.

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    114. Re:haha by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Amazingly enough, it turns out for some things people like full size screens and keyboards.

      It also turns out that isn't possible yet. We just got cellphones on the wrist recently. We don't have credible computers there yet. Even if you would prefer to use your computer via voice recognition, putting enough computer to do voice recognition on your wrist is going to make you look like some kind of digital retard.

      I put very slim odds that tablet devices truly replace personal computers in 10 years.

      I could see notebooks and tablets (after all, they're just keyboardless tablets) replacing desktops all but completely in ten years. The laptops of today are fast as hell. The netbooks of tomorrow will serve the needs of almost any user, especially ones that are coming with HDMI outputs and can do both 720p and 1080p. Dual-core Atom with Tegra 2 will run absolutely anything that the average non-PC-gamer user will ever want to run, and it's only the beginning for the next decade.

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    115. Re:haha by thomst · · Score: 1

      More like succeeding by not having a hand crank on the front of your car. Most people don't miss that.

      I do. Back in the 1970's, my Renault R-10 had a hand crank - and it came in handy when the battery unexpectedly died on me.

      And, despite the crappy French engineering, that car got 45mpg on the highway. In the 1970s.

      Take that, Prius, etc.

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    116. Re:haha by rxan · · Score: 1

      My definition of 'everything' is pretty much the same as yours, which is: to use the apps and services that I'm interested in on the platform I choose.

      Freedom for me just means no arbitrary restrictions. I'll be able to use a command prompt only if one is available or I choose to make one, and no overlord is going to tell me whether or not I can use it.

      For me, "everything" at the moment consists of web surfing, email, music, marine navigation charts, plus the occasional e-magazine or ebook, in a form factor much more convenient than a notebook. I have not run into any arbitrary restriction that limits my "freedom."

      I really dislike this whole tossing about the idea that a device which you are free to buy or not restricts one's "freedom."

      That's a bit different. There's capability: I can buy a car that can drive on roads but I don't expect it to be able to drive to the island without a bridge; Then there's freedom: I can buy a car and I have the freedom to go to Burger King, the local shawarma house (yum!), or any other place I choose. With Apple, the product they sold me is perfectly capable of going to both restaurants however they're telling me I can have my Burger King but not my shawarma. That's restriction of freedom.

      I'm sure that you've already wanted apps that aren't available purely because Apple disallowed them. Hell I got an iPod Touch and found that Apple had already removed the very app from the store that I had bought the damn thing for.

    117. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was a genuine virus that propagated via Bluetooth and MMS. The phone was a Nokia 6600, a device so confusing it took me forever to figure out how to run the web browser. I remember it was an odd sliver of an unmarked button that did it.

      The virus spewed advertisements for some sexual web site and was a big embarrassment to my friend, who was a middle-aged female. It was all pretty funny until she got the bill.

      D

    118. Re:haha by MBaldelli · · Score: 1

      Even if you would prefer to use your computer via voice recognition, putting enough computer to do voice recognition on your wrist is going to make you look like some kind of digital retard.

      You mean like the time Kirk had a communicator on his wrist and talked into it?

      You mean like that obscure commercial from the 90s with the buffoon in the park with interactive glasses buying and selling stocks online and looking like some raving nutter in Trafalgar Square on a Soapbox?

      Yes, this is different from people screaming into cell phones in public or talking on them like they're walkie talkies nowadays how precisely?

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    119. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Should someone who is not an expert have to know and do all those things just to have a car?

      Time has value. The more time you spend fixing things, the less time you have for being creative, or spending time with your girlfriend, or whatever.

      You have the freedom to do those things, but sometimes the freedom from having to do them is more important.

      D

    120. Re:haha by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      I know you do not even deserve a reply on that cheap shot - but here it goes anyway. I have a sports car and I don't use TV (*sniggers*), I have a 100" 1080p projector. Now go back to sleep or your mama will come looking for you. But I don't buy things just to look cool and hip - because I have way too much self-repsect than run of the mill fanbois like you.

    121. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      That is not a pertinent question. People that bought those were predisposed to, such as those already an Apple loyalist. They also bought those on advertising alone.

      You should well expect sales to slow considerably.

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    122. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      The computer illiterate have been using full computers for decades. They have been doing just fine with their real computers. The iPad is a secondary short use device.

      People will revolt rather than concede to Apple's walled garden for long. Expect to see greater negative outcry in the near future as people begin to unravel themselves from the reality distortion field.

      And again the total sold isn't even 1/10th of 1% of the computing market. Microsoft has sold considerably more copies of Win7 in a very short period of time.

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    123. Re:haha by imnotanumber · · Score: 1

      But don't ever mistake "don't want to" with "don't know how".

      I think that you mistake "don't want to" with "can't because the evil overlord doesn't allow it"

    124. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      A walled garden app store is not a great invention. And almost everyone would take issue with the ipad being the best car (computer) ever. No one in their right mind should be thinking that.

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    125. Re:haha by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Or they'll use a bluetooth keyboard. Either the one designed for the iPad itself, or a different one.

      If they use *only* the iPad as their main internet machine, it seems like an ideal accessory to add.

    126. Re:haha by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      No, but it is twice the sales rate of the iPhone when it launched, and there are now 80 million iPhones in existence.

      Just because they didn't sell an integer percent of the global computer market (which has been in existence for 30+ years) in 2 months doesn't mean it hasn't been a success.

    127. Re:haha by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Show me an iPad equivalent (size, weight, featureset) that is not vaporware that I can buy *today* that costs 3 times less than the iPad.

      It's not cheap - no one is saying it is, but all these proclamations of 3x the price are clearly distortions.

      I hear that a Geo Metro is a lot cheaper than a Chrysler Voyager. They're both cars right? Why is one much cheaper than the other? They should be the same price!

    128. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      your netbook cannot render movie quality 3d animation or compile the linux kernel given reasonable time constraints. While yes, your netbook is technically able to perform these tasks, it will take so long to do these things on your netbook that we can safely say that your *netbook is limited*.

      I personally really like the ergonomics of tablet devices, I think they are superior to netbooks this way.

      As far as cost, I was talking about the US/Canada, I too think that 2.5x cost is ridiculous. I didn't know Apple was so greedy in the UK.

    129. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Disagree, people who bought early PCs back in the 70s 80s were predisposed too as well.

      I expect sales of tablets (not necessarily iPuds) to rise dramatically.

    130. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said
      Fortunately I've been an almost exclusively Apple user for many years

      and

      So I have a balanced perspective.

      One of those two statements is false or exaggerated. As proof, I submit your second paragraph.

      When's the last time you used Windows longer than it took to say "Ooh gross, a Windows box?" The tired old arguments are outdated.

      The virus argument continues to be asinine. As soon as there are enough Macs to make it easy to build a botnet out of them, someone will make a botnet out of them. For all the hype and marketing, Apple has captured what, 7% (rounded waaaay up) of the desktop market? Who's going to target that?

      My Win 7 x64 box has crashed once in six months. My son's Mac on the other hand, was an endless source of frustration and niggly problems. Luckily, there's Boot Camp and he couldn't be happier since he switched to Win 7. Sure it means he's running it on overpriced, underpowered hardware, but it's better to him than the alternative.

    131. Re:haha by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      They removed the firewire port from *one* model - the base level Macbook, which is somewhat annoying, but it does enable them to offer 2 USB ports on the same side. They removed the FW port on it since it saved space (externally and internally) and reduced the cost, for a port that most people that have a MacBook never used (unless using target disk mode, which is now supported over USB). I personally don't like that they removed FW though - it has been one of the staple ports on all Macs since the original iMac.

      The original Mini didn't have HDMI either - none of their machines do. It does have a Mini-DVI port though, as well as the minidisplay port. It also includes an adapter in the box to convert it to a standard DVI port, so all you need is a DVI-HDMI lead, although there is obviously no audio over this connection (or over the minidisplay port) - you have to use the optical/analog outputs. While it's the right size to be an HTPC, it's not really designed that way.

    132. Re:haha by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Put in the install CD that came with the Mac, go to the utilities menu at the top, select "reset password". Takes about 10 minutes to do, including fumbling about with the silly paper packet the CD comes in, especially if the lip of it is still stuck down.

      It says this in the manual, and if you google it.

      You don't need to fuck about in single user/root mode (which is disabled by default), you just need to look at some very simple instructions. "Starting critical services" is a total red herring.

      Literally 0.21 seconds with Google (according to the timer on the search results): http://www.askdavetaylor.com/how_do_i_reset_my_mac_os_x_admin_root_password.html

    133. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Of course he is a little stuck if you do in fact lose the installation disks, as many of us absent-minded folks do.

      I think you can just use the normal Unix passwd command to change the password in single user mode.

      Or simply buy a copy of Snow Leopard, since they are available everywhere for $29.95, boot the system and change the password as you outlined.

      It would be comparable in difficulty, or maybe even harder to do the same thing on Windows or Linux, so I'm not sure where this particular example gets us.

      D

    134. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Of course Apple is anticipating this with iPhone OS, which doesn't allow unsigned software to run at all. You really should be completely impervious to attacks as long as you stick to the closed world of iPhone/iPad, which makes life a lot easier for everyone save virus writers.

      That's the real dilemma created by advocates of software freedom. A closed system has genuine advantages and that's what scares many of them. The fact is that a non-free system is actually better for most users.

      I'm not saying I like that fact, or that it's a good thing, but unfortunately it is still a fact.

      D

    135. Re:haha by rxan · · Score: 1

      People drove standard vehicles without power steering, ABS, and many other simplifying features found in modern models for decades too. People weren't doing just fine with those vehicles much like people aren't doing just fine with real computers today. Some users need those simplifications.

      Like it or not, some people are going to use tablet form factor devices as their main computing platform.

      I agree that people will revolt against Apple's obsessive control because in the end it is irrelevant. Their control isn't what makes the system usable. Tablet form factors isn't even a part of it. It's a platform that encourages simplicity rather than interoperability gone haywire.

    136. Re:haha by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You don't need to fuck about in single user/root mode (which is disabled by default), you just need to look at some very simple instructions. "Starting critical services" is a total red herring.

      This was back in 10.2 or maybe 10.3 and I looked around and indeed found only one way to do it, which was to get into single user mode (which was definitely NOT disabled by default) and then execute several commands to start daemons needed to edit plists. It may be better now; I'm sure however that there are still plenty of examples where OSX fails and doesn't trivially fix itself. I don't know more contemporary examples because I'm more or less all-Linux now, and I know where Ubuntu fails instead :p

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    137. Re:haha by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      Umm... timmarthy dear... Apple *invented the personal computer*.

      Good goddamn lord.

    138. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apple's App Store has sold billions of dollars worth of apps, and has millions of happy customers. By any reasonable criteria it has achieved greatness.

      As for iPad, yes, I think it's the best thing out there for the purpose it serves. It's a portable device to browse the web, and it lets me use over 5,000 programs designed exclusively for it, almost all of which are interesting, fun to use and available at very fair prices. Not to mention almost 200,000 iPhone apps.

      Have you tried one?

      What device would you consider better for that purpose?

      D

    139. Re:haha by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with the original Macs is that they required someone to actually use a computer. Now that he's turned computers into toys, he can finally get "Grandma." But this doesn't really change anything in the computer world.

      I know you're trying to deride what Apple's doing by using the word "toy", but I think you're kind of right and I think Jobs would even agree with you on a certain level. What Apple has been aiming at since the original Mac is that they're trying to take the computer out of computing.

      Jobs' vision for the future of computing, like it or not, seems not to include people consciously thinking about computers as computers. Instead you just have various devices and tools which do various things using fairly natural interactions. You're imagining that, in the future, you'll still be thinking, "Oh, I want to look something up online. Let me sit down at my computer. Oh, I want to check my calendar. Let me sit down at my computer. Oh, I want to type up a report. Let me sit down at my computer."

      Jobs, on the other hand, is imagining a future where you think, "Oh, I want to look at a web page. Good thing I have my handy web-page-viewer-thingy. Oh wait, I want to check my calendar. My calendar-thingy is in the other room, let me go grab it. Oh, I want to write a report. I'll go use my report-writer-thingy that's sitting on my desk."

      Now many of those thingies may actually be the same physical device, but that's not the point. The concept is that, when you're working with your calendar-thingy, it's a calendar. It's not a computer running a calendar application. In your mind and in how you interact with it, it *is* a calendar. It looks like a calendar and works like a calendar, and it's no harder to use than it is to use a paper calendar. The report-writer-thingy would have the capabilities of a real word-processor, but it wouldn't be any more confusing than using a typewriter; adding a picture is no more confusing to our monkey brains than cutting a picture out of a magazine and gluing it into your report.

      So it's not really that he's trying to turn computers into toys, but he's trying to turn them into tools. You want your computer to be a blank slate to fill in with whatever tools you want, and I understand that. Jobs wants to make computers that are ready-made tools, developed to do specific things very well, and I understand that too.

    140. Re:haha by McGruber · · Score: 1

      Having hand cranks wouldn't serve much (if any) purpose on a modern car,

      How about to open the (glass) windows?

    141. Re:haha by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, it's like you too my feelings about the whole issue and expressed it in better words than I could have.

      I've been using computers since the late 70's myself. Before I had my own 8-bit computer in 1981, I was programming TI calculators and writing Fortran programs for Amdahl mainframes. I know at least a dozen CURRENT programming languages, on top of a few old ones I've forgotten. After I got my B.S. in computer engineering, I worked for 9 years writing device drivers (mostly graphics) and eventually learned chip design, which is what I mostly do now as a consultant. At the moment, I'm working on my Ph.D. in computer science, specializing in computer architecture (mostly CPU architectures, dealing with issues of performance, power consumption, manufacturing variation, and reliability).

      In short, I'm a computer nerd through and through. I have a long history, and I know a hell of a lot about computers.

      And in my years as a computer nerd, the moments of frustration with computers not automatically doing things that should be obviously automatic, crashing at inopportune times, and just all-around being brain-dead have accumulated in my mind, culminating in me saying "fuck it" to all the annoying bullshit and buying a Mac. Why? Because a Mac doesn't get in my way. Basic things "just work", like wireless networking, accessing myriad peripherals, storing data, backing up data, restoring from backups, not crashing, not getting viruses, making it easy to find my documents, making it easy to mulitask, ad infinitum.

      Don't tell me that Linux is just as good. I run Linux on my home server. Gentoo, in fact. I have it working great, so yes, I know what I'm doing. I know HOW to do all this stuff. And I do it when it meets some need. But to have to fight it on a daily basis does nothing but get in the way of me doing useful work.

      I want to get technical at MY whim, not at the computer's whim. The computer is a slave to me, not the other way around.

      So, in summary, I'm grown impatient with having to do the same tasks over and over again that should just happen correctly and automatically. MacOS isn't perfect at that, but it is by far much less of a hassle than either Windows 7 or the latest and greatest "user friendly" Linux distros. I value my time, my energy, my relaxation, utility, and ease of use over some abstract sense of "Freedom" that isn't really freedom if I can't accomplish my goals with it without investing an inordinate amount of time into what is nothing more than a distraction.

    142. Re:haha by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I has always been this way. I have been using OS X since 10.1. I have definitely reset the admin password on Jaguar using the install CDs - it's a feature of the utilities on the installer program.

      You can do it via the shell, if you boot with command+s, but root is switched off by default. You need to enable it in from the Directory Services app in the utilities folder (in 10.1 to 10.5), or in System/Library/Coreservices in 10.6. Unlock the app with your admin password and check "Enable Root user". You then need to set a password for the root user. It is disabled by default on all OS X installs, and always has been.

      You can also use the Terminal > sudo passwd root

      The single user mode you get dropped too by booting with command+s doesn't give you root (unless you know an admin password) - you need to either provide one with the install disc, or already know an admin password on the machine that can run commands as su.

      Either way, it's not a magic box (as much as Steve might say so) - it's BSD with a nice GUI, so it has all the same issues as any other BSD if something breaks.

    143. Re:haha by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      "unresponsive piece of glass"? What have you been smoking? Have you even seen or used an iPad?

      Yes, actually, I have.

      One of the things that all reviewers of the iPad have agreed upon is its "snappiness". Its a VERY fast device to use! Webpages, apps, photos, movies, songs...they all POP up and "Just Work"(tm).

      That's not the kind of responsiveness I was talking about. I mean there's no tactile feedback: it doesn't feel like you're pressing keys, it feels like you're drumming on your desk.

      I agree, the iPad responds quickly to touch. That's great for scrolling, but it doesn't really help the typing situation.

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    144. Re:haha by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      I bet it's longer than they've put up with writing 160 character messages using 12 buttons.

      I don't know about that. People are able to learn to type quickly on a phone keypad because the phone has real buttons - they can rely partially on their sense of touch to orient their fingers and detect when they've hit each key. The iPad doesn't have that; it feels like drumming on a desk.

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    145. Re:haha by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      "I don't. That doesn't make it any less wrong -- for one, why should it be a federal crime? I just don't get why the government is enforcing Apple's rules."

      The government is enforcing laws the geniuses in congress passed at the whim of lobbyists. They're not "Apple's rules" per se. Although, using those laws IS typical Apple douchery.

      The way you deal with stupid laws is you stop voting for Republicans and Democrats. The way you deal with corporate stupidity is you don't buy their products. Reality is, all the fucktards around you are going to vote for idiots and going to buy these products.

      Basically, deal with it.

      "I don't care about changing my own oil, no. But if I could only change my oil at a certain dealer, that'd be a problem. It's not that I want to change my own oil, it's that I want oil changes to be relatively cheap and abundant."

      Which, again, leaves you with the option of not buying the car. If the rest of the car was so reliable that I could stomach only taking it to an authorized dealer, I'd make sure my insurance covered really far towing and suck it up. Or, I'd decide it wasn't worth it and... not buy the car.

      "And you don't have to be much of a car person to want to be able to get a jump start -- or help someone else out by jumping them."

      Here we go again. This can be easily avoided by... not buying the car. Try to fine grain the analogy all you want, but at the end of the day it boils down to whether such ridiculous restrictions are worth the perceived benefits. In a perfect world someone makes that car I want only doesn't arbitrarily restrict it. However, I'm not entitled to that car or that piece of electronic equipment existing and no company is obliged to make it for me.

      I think Volvo already makes a car basically like this--no hood and it can only be serviced by authorized dealers. People buy them and generally the people who do have so much money that going to an authorized dealer doesn't make a dent in anything. Volvo found a market for their product and sells it. Am I hurt by this in some way. No. I can still take my shitty Mercury Cougar to my local mechanic who is reliable and nice with fair prices and get my car fixed.

      "Still not something that it should be a federal crime to tinker with. These devices are capable of so much more than we're being allowed to do with them."

      Look, I don't disagree that the way the government has become involved in this goes beyond insane. (Blame all the whining fools around here who want more and more nanny state. They're the reason the Federal Government's ballooned to do crap like that.) However, I basically answered this at the start.

      "And while it's not quite one to one, the bigger a market the iPhone (or iPad) becomes, the less of a market there will be for the kinds of applications I want to work on."

      Fine by me. The more jackoffs who flood the iPad/iPhone market to code leave more jobs available for guys like me.

      At the end of the day, in any government or market where "the people" dictate things (by their vote or their pocket books), we're all slaves in some way to the stupid fucking whims of the uneducated masses. That's life and that's reality. I think what everyone here is afraid of is some monopoly of the iPad and iPhone.

      It's not happening. It won't happen. There's plenty of competition out there so I don't get what all the fuss is about. What I see is the general bitching when it comes to Apple's stuff is that geeks DO love it and want it, but they want it their way and they seem to feel that stupid sense of entitlement. It's Apple's product. They dictate it. They're assholes. Get over it.

    146. Re:haha by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can do it via the shell, if you boot with command+s, but root is switched off by default. You need to enable it in from the Directory Services app in the utilities folder (in 10.1 to 10.5), or in System/Library/Coreservices in 10.6.

      false
      I never enabled single user mode, I have recovered root on 10.3.
      It helps to be right if you want to school me...

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    147. Re:haha by node+3 · · Score: 1

      You may not but most people do.

      No they don't. Most home users do not need their home computers to run the few things which Windows is better at for work, which are mainly CAD, Exchange, Active Directory, and CRM. Most home users today primarily need Internet support, and Mac OS X is a first class citizen of the Internet.

    148. Re:haha by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      If iPads are the future, Apple should stop selling Macs any day now, right?

    149. Re:haha by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      The iPhone and wall socket computers show that we're not that far from being able to make a fully fledged wrist-watch computer.

      The problem is what use would it be?

      Again, I said users like full sized keyboards and large screens.

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    150. Re:haha by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      "History shows that people will tend to choose convenience over freedom."

      Really? What percentage of American people own cars and what percentage rely solely on public transportation?

    151. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 1

      When I had to recover the password on an OSX system, and had to figure out how to get to single user, then start several critical services without which I could not even log in a real user or change a password, I knew that all that stuff about macs being trouble-free was horseshit.

      Wow! Did you ever make work for yourself!

      Boot from an OS X install CD/DVD, ANY OS X install CD/DVD, even one that is for a completely different version than is installed on the machine, and on the first "screen", there is a "Reset Password" utility. Select that, and VOILA!

      Too bad you couldn't be bothered to spend 30 seconds on Google or Apple's support site, because you simply ASSUMED it would be hard.

      Tool.

    152. Re:haha by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      That is single user mode - like I said - command+s while booting, as written in my post.

      You need an admin account to invoke root-level commands though, like changing the password.

      http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6517/dirservice.jpg

      You'll just have to take my word for it that I didn't uncheck that into the current state - also note that that option to change the root password is disabled since the root account is not enabled.

      Here is a page direct from Apple:
      http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?path=Mac/10.6/en/11778.html

      Salient point (emphasis mine):

      The root user, or superuser, is a special user account in Mac OS X that has read and write privileges throughout the file system. By default the root account is not active.

      So, it seems I am "right", since that is exactly what I said initially.

    153. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I think that you mistake "don't want to" with "can't because the evil overlord doesn't allow it"

      No, I had it right the first time. Don't put words in my mouth.

      In over 30 years of using Apple products, I can't think of a single thing that Apple has prevented me from doing. Seriously.

      If anything, it is the DEVELOPER community that held back the platform for several years, not Apple.

      So, suck it. Because I don't.

    154. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 1

      All the times I've had to manually edit a plist because some part of OSX was failing to start up tell me that you're a bullshit apologist.

      And what you are writing tells me that you are one of those people who doesn't do any RESEARCH before blasting through config files and System directories in a mad-bull-rush to make it SEEM like you are a "Computer Priest".

      I have been using OS X since it was called Rhapsody, and I have NEVER had to "edit a .plist" to fix a startup issue.

      Methinks you just have a habit of breaking things, because you really DON'T know what you're doing; but rather simply THINK you do.

    155. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Of course he is a little stuck if you do in fact lose the installation disks, as many of us absent-minded folks do.

      No he isn't. Nearly any OS X "retail" version CD/DVD will do. If he doesn't have a copy of a few of those laying around, then he has no business doing Mac support.

      But that was painfully obvious by his original post...

    156. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I got my eeePC netbook for £200. The UK price for the iPad is between £500 and £700.

      The iPad starts at £429 not £500.

    157. Re:haha by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      The way you deal with stupid laws is you stop voting for Republicans and Democrats.

      Great! Got a third option for me?

      No?

      Constructive criticism is helpful. Key word is "constructive." You're just criticizing.

      Basically, deal with it.

      In other words, bend over and take it? No thanks.

      Which, again, leaves you with the option of not buying the car.

      This is where the analogy breaks down, because again, that's not good enough when this is both a huge force in the market and a disturbing trend in the industry.

      Remember the browser wars? I always had the option of not using IE, but Firefox only really became viable -- let alone Chrome and Opera -- when we started convincing enough of the general population to switch. Even then, every IE user was a reason for me to have to spend an extra 20% of my time (at least), on every web app I develop, dealing with IE bullshit.

      Whether or not I buy it, it does affect me.

      Of course, if you really don't like what I'm saying, you don't have to read or reply. Why does it bother you so much that it bothers me?

      I think Volvo already makes a car basically like this--no hood and it can only be serviced by authorized dealers.... Am I hurt by this in some way....

      I didn't know Volvo was doing it too... But no, not particularly, because the vast majority of the market is not doing this. While Apple doesn't have a majority yet, they've been steadily growing in volume, hype, and individual, targeted apps -- all of which are cause for concern.

      Fine by me. The more jackoffs who flood the iPad/iPhone market to code leave more jobs available for guys like me.

      That's a bit arrogant. Yes, in the short term, they leave jobs open for you. In the long term, they erode platforms like the PC, maybe eventually the Web, and those jobs they've left open start disappearing.

      At the end of the day, in any government or market where "the people" dictate things (by their vote or their pocket books), we're all slaves in some way to the stupid fucking whims of the uneducated masses.

      Solution: Educate the masses. I can't believe you want me to shut up about this, instead of trying to convince at least some of those masses to change their minds.

      I think what everyone here is afraid of is some monopoly of the iPad and iPhone.

      It doesn't even have to be a monopoly. IE doesn't have to be even 50% marketshare to make every web developer's life miserable. Push it below 20% and you might get away with ignoring it, but that's not going to happen for a long time.

      There's plenty of competition out there

      And I am doing what I can to ensure the competition wins.

      What I see is the general bitching when it comes to Apple's stuff is that geeks DO love it and want it, but they want it their way and they seem to feel that stupid sense of entitlement.

      I don't think I've ever explicitly said that, and in fact, I've said the opposite -- I don't want it, because it's missing that critical feature.

      What you might be sensing, or actually reading, is that I see wasted potential. I see individual things Apple does that I like and want, but because of a broken patent system, I'll have to wait decades for -- the magnetic power plug on Macbooks, for example. And the iPhone does have a lot of potential, which is being killed by restricting it that much.

      Yes, there is competition, and yes, I'm hoping the competition does better. No, I'm not in any way demanding that Apple change what it's doing -- but I still don't have to like it.

      And right now, Apple is the single greatest threat to an industry, profession, and culture that I love. Maybe I am overreacting. Maybe you're right, and it's not actually a threat. I'm still not going to take it lying down -- nor am I going to just bend over and take it if they win, as they have with the DMCA.

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    158. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, it's like you too my feelings about the whole issue and expressed it in better words than I could have.

      [blush] Thanks. It's nice to see that someone with computer chops understands the difference between "can't" and "would rather not".

    159. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      1 million iPads isn't even 1/100th of one percent of the computer market.
      ftfy.

      Your claim implies worldwide PC sales are 120 billion! Doh!

      Worldwide PC sales for 2009 were 305.9 million.
      That's 25 million per month.

      iPad sales were 1 million in a month.

      So iPad sales were 4% of the PC market. You're so way off it's laughable.

      And wait - that month of iPad sales was for the US only. And we're comparing with the worldwide sales of PCs. It'll be interesting when we get a few months worldwide sales data for the iPad.

    160. Re:haha by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      For one thing, anybody who has ever used a tablet knows they are very limited ergonomically. They are made to be lifted, manipulated for short periods, and then set back down. The only way to type on one is to have a stand and a desk that lets you type reasonably comfortably while still viewing the screen somewhat comfortably. The other option is to sit on the floor with your back against a wall and your knees up and the tablet resting on your legs that way. This still limits you to very short periods of use. They are good for walking around with and operating, but otherwise the format sucks.

      The iPad does nothing to change this, in fact it makes it worse, because most pre-iPad tablet devices come with a built-in keyboard that allows you to use it for moderately long times by resting it on a desk or in your lap and tilting the screen to a viewable angle.

      It's more like an extremely fancy remote control or PDA than an actual computer, and the form factor will never be able to compensate for its ergonomic limitations.

      It frankly cannot be used in similar situations as a desktop computer.

      Also, in case you haven't noticed, the size of computers hasn't really changed much in the last 20 years. Sure, we've gotten laptops, and now tablets and smartphones, but desktops are still more popular than all three and they are still pretty big. Why is that? I mean, they pack thousands of times the computing power of the old computers, right? Shouldn't they be teeny tiny by now?

      The answer is, why make it smaller than it needs to be? For what you use a desktop for you don't move it around much, and miniaturization is expensive. You can make a more powerful system for less by leaving it relatively large.

      For example, that $500 iPad is maybe 1/4 as powerful as a cheap, $300 e-machines desktop, which has none of the ergonomic problems of the iPad at the expense of not being portable.The only way the iPad, or any tablet device for that matter, replaces computers is if that power/price gap is closed. The difference in power needs to be negligible, and the difference in price needs to be small.

      So far, that isn't the way it works. Even as phones and tablets get more powerful, desktops and laptops get even more powerful still - it is going to take a long time and quite a few technical advances before that gap closes in any significant way.

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    161. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      That is not a pertinent question. People that bought those were predisposed to, such as those already an Apple loyalist. They also bought those on advertising alone.
      You should well expect sales to slow considerably.

      History of sales for iPod and iPhone suggests you're wrong. Sales went up, not down. Whilst there are enthusiastic people that want to buy on day one, their numbers compared with the mainstream that buys later is tiny. And in any case the number of new devices available tend to be limited in number in the first weeks/months by factory ramp ups.

    162. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      If iPads are the future, Apple should stop selling Macs any day now, right?

      They are certainly de-emphasising them. The Apple WorldWide Developer Conference is iPhone OS only this year, as is the Apple Design Awards (given to third party application designers).

      Of course Apple will continue to sell Macs as long as enough people want to buy them that they are profitable. But they are well aware that the sales of iPhone OS devices is already triple that of Macs. And they probably correctly project that in time sales of iPhone OS devices will surpass sales of PCs too.

    163. Re:haha by dafing · · Score: 1

      If it bothers you to type on an iPad, try using a Bluetooth Keyboard. I was AMAZED at how fun, yes fun, it was to use it with my Apple Wireless Keyboard (just wanted you to know I've drunk the kool aid).

      I seriously believe the iPad could be a great gaming device, if you prop the "screen" up somewhere, and use a bluetooth control. I would love it if Apple would let you use Playstation 3 etc controllers with it, or even if they sold their own. I'm sure there will be hacks to get that sort of thing working.

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    164. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Sure, we've gotten laptops, and now tablets and smartphones, but desktops are still more popular than all three and they are still pretty big.

      No. Laptop sales have exceeded desktop sales since 2008.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laptop

      And smartphone sales are greater than desktop sales too.
      Worldwide smartphone sales = 166 million
      Worldwide desktop sales = PC sales - laptop sales = 305.9 million - 177.7 million = 128.2 million.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_share_of_leading_PC_vendors
      http://www.canalys.com/pr/2010/r2010021.html

    165. Re:haha by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you know this, but corporations don't use computers.

      People in corporations use computers.

      Their concerns are identical to your concerns, they simply have some more concerns in addition to yours. Besides, why is it better that Steve Jobs locks your system down such that you can only use exactly what he tells you you can use, as opposed to another corporate overlord doing exactly the same thing? I really don't get that part of your implied reasoning.

      For example, you don't think Windows 7 was about the average consumer, do you? Vista worked just fine for 99% of them. What it didn't work for is business users. Software broke on a massive scale, and when faced with the prospect of almost all of their corporate customers looking at alternatives if their current software wasn't going to be compatible with Windows any more anyway, Microsoft scrambled to fix the usability problems and backwards compatibility problems with Vista.

      One of the main reasons corporations stopped using Macs 15 years ago (and Macs used to be a big player in the corporate world) is because Apple doesn't give a shit about backwards compatibility. When a company spends $10 million on a custom piece of software, they don't want to have to re-write it every three years for another $10 million just because Apple doesn't deign to consider their backwards compatibility issue important.

      The corporate world is what drives most large-scale innovation in computer technology. It was the corporate world that created a large market for PC's (the hobby market created by Apple was dwarfed by the business market created by IBM and other manufacturers), it was the corporate world that created the market for smart-phones (Blackberries still hold almost three times the market share of the iPhone, and the iPhone's market share is fairly stagnant), and if tablets go anywhere beyond "neat toy" status it will because corporations see a need for them. My intuition is that this will not happen, because tablets have been around for a very long time and have always been a niche product, mainly for ergonomic reasons.

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    166. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The computer illiterate have been using full computers for decades. They have been doing just fine with their real computers.

      Depends on your definition of "using" and"just fine". It's amazing how many people have a numbered list of steps that they need to do to get their email, or get into their home accounts program. If an icon on their desktop is moved, or a window pops up that doesn't usually pop up, they're stumped. People who have no concept of what the file system is, and couldn't find any of their files. They just save/load from default location that comes up in their application - not through choice, but through not knowing that there's even a choice.

      By definition, the computer illiterate can't use a computer properly, just as an illiterate can't read properly.

      Slashdot posters mostly complain about how making computers less complicated to use takes away their "freedom". But the majority out there are very happy to get a computer that's easier to use. They get far more freedom from an increased feeling of being able to use the thing.

    167. Re:haha by Marcika · · Score: 1

      "History shows that people will tend to choose convenience over freedom."

      Really? What percentage of American people own cars and what percentage rely solely on public transportation?

      Really.

      Cars = the ultimate in point-to-point transport convenience.

      Public transit = freedom from the dependence on middle-eastern theocratic despots for your energy source.

    168. Re:haha by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      From what I can see, people aren't using the iPad for anything new vs what they've been using the iPod touch for (aside from maybe books, which is debatable since there's always been a Kindle app for iPhone). They're just enjoying the luxury of having a larger screen to make those activities more pleasant when portability isn't as important. We all recognize that the iPod touch exists for entertainment. People see it as a toy, not a computing device.

      The iPad is no different, so why does Apple want to pretend its a revolution? If there's a revolution, then it was the iPod touch -- if that's not a revolution because it's just a toy, then the iPad isn't a revolution either. It's an old revolution in a new form factor that, despite great sales, nobody ever really considered to be a revolution. The only new market segment here is perhaps some older people who either couldn't handle the iPod touches smaller size or didn't realize what it might have to offer them -- for everyone else, it's just new version/form-factor of an existing hit product.

      Some Apple defenders will get all antsy if you call the iPad a "large iPod touch" (despite how ridiculously accurate that description is) because they see it as an attack -- but frankly, far from being an attack on the iPad, it's actually a very fair assessment of everything that is *good* about the iPad. The only reason people take issue with what is otherwise a compliment is simply because Apple has told them that the iPad is supposed to be "magical" and "revolutionary" and not just "another iProduct". Apple: Nobody is buying the "revolution" -- but people are buying the iPad. Just leave the hyperbole aside and sell it for what it is. I promise people will still buy it.

    169. Re:haha by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Considering it isn't unusual to have all in one LCdisplays that are only a couple of inches thick to the mac mini or Shuttle computers which are the size of a bunch of CD cases. Big desktop cases only sell because they are at the right price.

      Desktops won't go away, but i can say this I haven't owned a tower for years. I use the space for other things. however the real point is this.

      The big difference is old tablets you could use the onscreen keyboards as they allowed only one character at a time entry. no multi touch. no user interface designed for a tablet. They were designed for a keyboard and mouse. Windows XP on a tablet is about as useful as win3.1 on an droid. Sure you can run it techincally but it isn't really designed for it, it runs like crap. A phone is not a desktop computer. a tablet is not a desktop computer. They should complement each other. A tablet isn't for sitting at a desk typing.

      A tablet is to sit on the couch next to you while you watch tv or read the paper. to look up random notes. A tablet sits on the desk next to you as you play the latest PC game with the walk through on it. so you can browse the web with a swipe and a quick slash of the hand, instead of alt-tabbing out.

      Try curling up on the couch with a netbook and a ipad. let me know which one fits in your lap with proper ergonomics to work with?

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    170. Re:haha by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      If it bothers you to type on an iPad, try using a Bluetooth Keyboard.

      Are you supposed to carry that around the house with you (very inconvenient), or leave the keyboard on a desk somewhere (defeating the purpose of "not a device designed to be chained to a desk")? Or maybe spend $70 per room so there's always a keyboard in arm's reach?

      I was AMAZED at how fun, yes fun, it was to use it with my Apple Wireless Keyboard (just wanted you to know I've drunk the kool aid).

      Oh, don't worry, I could tell from your last post.

      I seriously believe the iPad could be a great gaming device, if you prop the "screen" up somewhere, and use a bluetooth control. I would love it if Apple would let you use Playstation 3 etc controllers with it, or even if they sold their own.

      ...

      Why on earth would you want to prop up a 10 inch screen to play games on it? You could get a real console for half the price, with better games and better graphics, and attach it to your home theater.

      If you want a portable game system, the iPad might suffice, although there are better (and much more affordable) alternatives. But it's not suited at all for use as a fixed console.

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    171. Re:haha by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      While admittedly my cheap-ass netbook struggles a bit with videos, it's only the higher-def ones that trip it up. I don't use my netbook for "proper" TV watching (I have larger screened computers for that), and it handles YouTube et al just fine.

      The more expensive ones certainly perform better, and I'd be willing to bet that you hit ones that can handle the full gamut long before that whole price difference is eroded.

    172. Re:haha by sjames · · Score: 1

      Of course, absolutely none of that prevents Apple from providing all of that and an "expert button" that allows the user to install whatever they want. Or they could even just not try to stop people from jailbreaking the phones. That way they don't give even the appearance of approving of such things but don't make it that hard to do what you want with your own device if you really want to.

      As for the car analogy, Windows users just need to figure out that if you just jump into a car without driving lessons, stomp the accelerator to the floor and turn the wheel wildly, you will crash. You might think that by the time they've bought their 3rd or 4th car they would learn that you can't drive it into the swimming pool or over a cliff without consequences.

      I sometimes wonder, if a virus was out there that would periodically pop up a dialog "Delete all data and destroy computer, OK Cancel", would it even matter if it actually honored the Cancel button??

    173. Re:haha by imnotanumber · · Score: 1

      In over 30 years of using Apple products, I can't think of a single thing that Apple has prevented me from doing. Seriously.

      It seems that you do very little with your Apple gear. Also you never had an iPhone, iPod or iPad, I presume...

      If anything, it is the DEVELOPER community that held back the platform for several years, not Apple.

      Those evil developers so lacking the vision of the great Evil Overlord are the ones to blame... Nice.

      So, suck it. Because I don't.

      Don't worry the iSuck will be released to fulfill your needs.

    174. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Please don't post here anymore.

    175. Re:haha by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot. Please don't post here anymore.

      yes.

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    176. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And an openable hood.

      I can honestly say that when I need to open my hood, it is *never* a cause for celebration.

      DGF

    177. Re:haha by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 1

      This post reeks of bull shit. I've been using OSX for 10 years straight (since developer preview 3) as my primary and I have NEVER had to manually edit a plist file because "some part of OSX was failing". If you forget your password, just boot to the damn CD and reset it. What's so hard about that?

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    178. Re:haha by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      happy to pay for other people to learn things like auto mechanics

      I think auto mechanics like openable hoods as well.

    179. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      The balanced perspective is between the worlds of freedom (being able to install any application I want) and Jobsian Tyranny (being able to install only what Steve approves).

      Both philosophies serve their respective devices well, which is my point.

      I am glad Windows has served you well.

      D

    180. Re:haha by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      In the market for cars, there is no equivalent to software that yanks the wheel out of your hands and changes course on its own free will. It should be very easy to use computers; all you need to do is follow the instructions on the screen. As long as you follow those instructions, you should not get into trouble.

      Malware completely breaks that trust and has no connection with someone going into a car with no driver training, or driving like a madman.

      Having an "expert button" might be a reasonable idea. But remember, for every Slashdot user, or person who basically believes in the Slashdot philosophy, there are at least 100 ordinary users.

      It's interesting that Apple does not appear to be actively trying to prevent people from jailbreaking their iPads or iPod Touches. Apple has some obligations concerning the iPhone and its interoperability with telephone networks that make jailbreaking genuinely probematic to them.

      I seem to remember iPad was jailbroken using a fairly straightforward and well known exploit; if Apple had wanted to prevent it, they could have.

      Just some food for thought there ...

      D

    181. Re:haha by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Good job proving that everyone has a different idea free and convenient.

    182. Re:haha by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      the iPad DOES replace a PC for a large amount of people. Take off your slashdot-coloured glasses, and you'll realize that most non-technicals just use their PC to update their facebook, surf the web, and jot a few quick emails.

      just thought I'd point out that that "large" amount of people is a very very very tiny percent of the population.

      Also, desktop linux has LOTS more users than the iPad.

      I love statistics...

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    183. Re:haha by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      I agree.. and yet you can't even boot, for the first time, a 3G iPad without connecting it to a computer with iTunes. WTH were they thinking with that?

      and an internet connection.

      And you can't do it without Apple having your credit card details on file. How many apps/songs etc are purchased after being accidentally clicked on (or "touched")?

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    184. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not really sure that your argument holds. Apple (Steve) is not saying that you have to buy his vision, indeed he specifically states that there are plenty of other alternatives to his vision. If you don't like it then DON"T BUY IT. Many people have already taken that route. Since Apple's vision obviously doesn't do it for you then your route is clear. DON'T BUY IT. On the other hand, there are plenty of other people who find that Apple products do pretty much what they want. I'm betting that they don't particularly want or need you to become outraged at Apple on their behalf. In my opinion, you are outraged at something so unimportant that it is laughable. There are so many things that we should be concerned about, Apple's walled garden is not one of them. In summary - If you don't like it then DON'T BUY IT. Simple really.

    185. Re:haha by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      the iPad DOES replace a PC for a large amount of people. Take off your slashdot-coloured glasses, and you'll realize that most non-technicals just use their PC to update their facebook, surf the web, and jot a few quick emails.

      But will they write their blogs with iPads?

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    186. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      This is patently misleading. Millions of people were not predisposed to buy PCs in the 70s and 80s. In fact, PC were extremely niche back then, well into the 80s. The PCs weren't even a known quantity in the 70s, and business was "the" big user in the 80s.

      iPad sales won't pick up nor continue at high volume because it can't. It is like the Macintosh. It didn't take off until nearly 30 years after the introduction. (What changed the Macintosh prospect was the changeover from the PowerPC to the Intel platform.) The Macintosh back in the 80s was viewed as a crippled machine. Software development was difficult. The machine was slow, it wasn't viewed as a real productivity machine. It never made it into business. Applications for business were essentially non-existent. Yes there was the niche market for publishing, and the laser printer was a big deal.

      Giving the 70s and 80s credit for accelerating PCs is a foolhardy premise, and history doesn't prove it out. It was the 90s (20 years later) that represented growth by the average person and that only happened due to the openness of the device, the wide availability of just about every type of software and hardware.

      Every closed device Apple has ever created hasn't met with any significant success for the first 20 years. The iPad will be no different. It is clearly marketing and those already predisposed that are inclined to purchase such a product today that are driving sales. Once the dissonance wears off so will the sales volume. And that's too bad because if Apple hadn't closed it and walled it in it would have proved potential for a much brighter future. When the Andriod tablets hit the market en mass that'll show this device is just riding the crest of a wave.

      And, as far as Steve Job's ridiculous notion that he is saving the iPad from porn, and thus everyone else, well, that's crazy. To date there are NO KNOWN porn applications for any platform. Yes there are websites, there are video files and photos, but essentially no known porn applications. There are certainly some apps that show nudity and sex but those are hardly porn programs. Even on the PC they are notably missing.

      So, Steve is playing on words here in an attempt to disneyfy Apple and the iPad. If people want to view porn on their iPad they can and will and nothing, absolutely NOTHING, Steve does can change than. He's misleading the consuming public.

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    187. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is like saying, "if you don't like a car, don't drive". In most of the US (especially outside of metropolitan areas) you have to have a car to get to a job and back, so there is really no choice in having to hand over rights in return for a license.

      Same with the phone company before it got broken up. If I didn't want to deal with them, "DON'T BUY IT" was what the business drones who supported the monopoly said. However, good luck finding a job without a phone.

      Same with Apple. Apple is getting a firm grip on a lot of areas of computing, where "DON'T BUY IT" is just a pithy, worn out, and just plain lame excuse to support a monopoly with extremely consumer-hostile practices. If I want to run an app from my bank, I have to get an iPhone. Saying "DON'T BUY IT" is just no excuse.

      And places where there IS choice, Apple is leading the pack in closing up the market. Windows Mobile 7 has gone from an open platform where binaries could be front-loaded, side-loaded, or ass-loaded to only available from Microsoft's app store. Android 2.2 is going with a new form of DRM to protect apps. Android phones are being Tivo-ized as time goes on, with multiple signatures to only let factory-signed Linux kernels run which are root-hostile and have daemons which immediately kill any task that runs as root that isn't on the manifest list.

      So, "DON'T BUY IT" is just an excuse by corporate shills to justify their practices. Apple may not be monopolistic, yet, but all the smartphones are inheriting the closed, customer-hostile environment that the iPhone has. And unless people do something about it, all of computing is going to be like this, a where everyone uses a closed, limited environment similar to a 3270 terminal hanging off a mainframe, and is forced to trust companies with their data. Of course, the true hackers will be having a field day.

    188. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You typed that on an 80 x 24 text only CLI with a floppy drive instead of USB an no wireless networking? Otherwise you're benefitting from a number of technologies that were first introduced successfully to consumer computing by Apple; you're just too ignorant to realize or, more likely, so eager to fake a point that you just don't care how totally stupid you look!

      (Typed on my iPad)

    189. Re:haha by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      i and the poster above me were talking about the market, not the sales.

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    190. Re:haha by tyrione · · Score: 1

      1 million iPads isn't even 1/10th of one percent of the computer market.

      Now that they're surpassing 2 million iPads sold you just aren't grasping the fact their > 40% margins means they will be raking in billions just in their iPad line.

    191. Re:haha by sjames · · Score: 1

      I would call installing some random bit of software from a site in Russia because it promises to show you boobies "driving like a maniac".

      Handing over the admin password to any app that wants it (even though it shouldn't need it) is like handing your car keys over to a ten year old just because he said "can I drive?". That's simply not responsible car ownership and will get people hurt and the car destroyed.

      Some people put the wrong type of transmission fluid in or add oil to the radiator and such, but that's not a good reason to lock the hood down so they have to go to an authorized repair service that has the key.

      If the OS itself or a system app allows anything other than the user specifically saying "install this" to get an app installed, the OS or system app is itself defective, and that's a different issue.

      As for obligations forcing a lockdown on the iPhone, not really. There are plenty of cellular chips that honor the actual protocol and regulatory restrictions on their own. The phone's CPU cannot command them to violate protocol or operate on a restricted frequency. They lock the iPhone down because AT&T hates that a byte is a byte and wants to charge more if that byte came from a tethered laptop than if it comes from the phone itself (as if it costs more to carry for some reason). Back to the car analogy, that's like the gas station wanting to charge an extra dollar a gallon if you're going to use the fuel to drive out of state. Some business models deserve to die and should probably be illegal.

    192. Re:haha by tyrione · · Score: 1

      You may be forgetting the whole "windowing system" thing.

      Which was invented by Xerox's PARC. As is the mouse and most other aspects of the GUI. Way to be drinking the kool-aid.

      Wrong. See way above for an in-depth history of computing. You'll be amazed how facts improve one's perception.

    193. Re:haha by tyrione · · Score: 1

      I wish I could sticky this post at the top, permanently. Spot on!

    194. Re:haha by dafing · · Score: 1

      If you mean mine, thank you :) I know I am an "Apple Fanboi", I dont feel a compulsion to defend American Billionaires, but really, I hate the general online culture thats sprung up in the last decade or so, of being vocally opposed to others. Just look at YouTube comments! One example that springs to mind, I loved Iron Man 2, someone sent me a link of the Iron Man, War Machine friendly fight, I was so happy to hear Daft Punk "Robot Rock" in the movie!

      Obviously someone had smuggled in a camera to get the clip, and the sound was fairly poor. Still, hey, its better than nothing! And, predictably, many people complained "hey d00d, sound sucks moron" etc. Well, why dont the whiners go and secretly film blockbuster movies for themselves eh? On their parents HD camera, if its so easy!

      Have a great day tyrione

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    195. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      i and the poster above me were talking about the market, not the sales.

      That's a particularly poor way of trying to twist your way out of it since the market and the sales is exactly the same thing.

    196. Re:haha by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      no. market share and monthly sales are completely different things. market share= % of devices that are in the market being used by people. monthly sales= no of devices sold in a particular month.

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    197. Re:haha by sheddd · · Score: 1

      Like him or hate him, you've got you're head in the sand if you can't admit he's done an amazing job of turning apple around.

    198. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      "Using" and "just fine" are defined "as *billions* of PCs in use world-wide". Can't have a better gauge than that.

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    199. Re:haha by soppsa · · Score: 1

      An unresponsive piece of glass? Oh please. Troll harder... Nice IRC client you maintain, I can see you are stuck in 90s, because computing has moved on. Even IRC clients have... (avid IRC'er since 94)

    200. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of those were for smartphones. Smartphones are a much different animal than an iPad. Unless you concede it is a large iphone.

      People bought those knowing the power of any given app was extremely limited. And they allowed this because they were led to believe that the Apps would be reviewed and managed to keep malicious contenders from gaining access to their private data (phone numbers, email addresses, call history, etc).

      When I have discussion with people about the lack of flash (HTML 5 is not going to address this due to a wide variety of issues with it) and the lack of multitasking they generally see the light. This will relegate the device to short term use where you pick it up, look up something, read a little, and then set it down. Even if there were a million apps in the store it would still be the same store only instead of 50 crap apps for every good app you'll have 500 crap apps for every good one. And what could I want from 200,000 or a million apps? I can hardly find a worthy one to toy with the way it is. Even the "iPhone apps of the week" blogs promote sucky apps in general.

      I own an iPhone. I have purchased mostly music (only after the draconian DRM scheme was dropped). I have a few apps. Not having multitasking hurts my ability to use it. The proposed implementation of multitasking in the iPhone and iPad are really not multitasking. They are just hooks into the same routines that Apple has given their own software.

      I'm a firm believer that the Android market will overtake the iTunes store. I'm also a firm believer that Steve sees the handwriting on the wall and is doing everything in his power to lock out the competition from content distribution.

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    201. Re:haha by wumpus188 · · Score: 1

      All you had to do is to press Cmd-Shift-S to login in single-user mode, start DirectoryService daemon and reset your password. I don't see how this procedure could be easier.

      Or you want to reset user password with "point and click"?

    202. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Existence is such a low threshold.

    203. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You said "the market" not "market share". Very different things. And you got the definition of market share wrong anyway. Market share is the percentage of the market (as per the definition I gave) that a particular company has.

      The market for an existing and readily available product is exactly the same number as the sales. Usually expressed as per annum, but yes per month if you like.

    204. Re:haha by gill_za · · Score: 1

      As an embedded developer for the past 30 years, and an Apple user since 1976, I can assure you that your statement is utter rubbish. I use Macs because I don't WANT to fuck around inside my computer. I got all that out of my system about 20 years ago with my Apple ][s, which lived perpetually with their lids off, so that I could tinker. But don't ever mistake "don't want to" with "don't know how".

      If last time you tinkered with a computer was 20 years ago than Apple is definitely for you...

    205. Re:haha by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough a lot of them still want to play farmville on facebook. It worked on my Mac, why not my iPad?

    206. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The definition of "freedom" isn't up for debate so you can try to twist it to your own agenda.

      - exemption from external control, interference, regulation, etc
      - the power to determine action without restraint.
      - exemption from the presence of anything specified
      - the right to frequent, enjoy, or use at will
      - the power to exercise choice and make decisions without constraint from within or without; autonomy; self-determination

      If you think Apple is about giving you freedoms while removing the ability to do X, Y, or Z you are wrong. If you're happy spending your money on that overpriced locked down product that's fine, but stop trying to convince those of us with working neurons that up means down, and removing choices means freedom.

    207. Re:haha by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      An unresponsive piece of glass? Oh please. Troll harder...

      Hmm? No trolling here. I've used an iPad, and I'm sorry if this offends you, but its keyboard is a joke. It's one thing to use a virtual keyboard with your thumbs, but using your whole hand to type on a piece of glass -- with no tactile feedback that your fingers are in the right place or that your keypress registered at all -- is uncomfortable and disorienting. I wouldn't want to type an SMS on that thing, let alone a series of emails or blog posts.

      Remember those laser keyboards that hooked up to PDAs and projected a virtual keyboard on the table? Ever wonder why those didn't take off? Same reason.

      Nice IRC client you maintain, I can see you are stuck in 90s, because computing has moved on. Even IRC clients [irssi.org] have... (avid IRC'er since 94)

      Um... thanks?

      Although I still have the link in my signature, ViRC has not been under active development since 2004. Three years ago I patched an exploit, but that was it. (Delphi was cool in its day, but I don't miss it at all now.)

      I'm not sure what you mean with the irssi comparison - irssi and ViRC are very different programs.

      Computing certainly has moved on since the 90s, but the iPad is a dead end. We will never "move on" from computers to tablets, any more than we'll "move on" from telephones to videophones: it's another one of those ideas that only really works in science fiction, where looking cool on film is more important than real-world concerns of portability, practicality, cost effectiveness, or comfort.

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    208. Re:haha by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Every closed device Apple has ever created hasn't met with any significant success for the first 20 years.

      What? Have you heard of the iPod? If the iPod isn't a significant success, I dont know what is!

    209. Re:haha by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Adoption is a high threshold.

      You really willing to say that the adoption of billions of PCs by billions worldwide is a low threshold of proof?

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    210. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 1

      As an embedded developer for the past 30 years, and an Apple user since 1976, I can assure you that your statement is utter rubbish. I use Macs because I don't WANT to fuck around inside my computer. I got all that out of my system about 20 years ago with my Apple ][s, which lived perpetually with their lids off, so that I could tinker. But don't ever mistake "don't want to" with "don't know how".

      If last time you tinkered with a computer was 20 years ago than Apple is definitely for you...

      No. Rather, for the past 20 years, I simply have been too busy building embedded computers from scratch.

      All ANYONE who doesn't build their own motherboards, Hard Drives, Printers, Video Cards, not to mention entire "roll-your-own" purpose-built OSes and Applications, etc. can claim to be is a "Systems Integrator", not a "Computer designer".



      So, which are you? Computer systems designer, like me, or "Systems Integrator", like most of the Linux-punk poseurs here on /. Granted, the systems I build are generally not as complex as your typical Personal Computer; but every single concept is the same.

      So, I would rather my TOOL (Personal Computer) that I use to BUILD my custom-built systems "Just Work".

      THAT's what I meant. But you already knew that.

      Troll.

    211. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the open-quote tag instead of close-quote tag before the "No, Rather..." line.

      That's what I get for not Previewing!

    212. Re:haha by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      exactly who are these 'masses of computer noobs' you speak of? Granny? Gramps? Cause anyone under the age of about 50 has a pretty good clue of how to use a pc (of some kind) and the younger you get the more at ease they are. so guess they should have called it iDepends for that clueless generation.

    213. Re:haha by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I am eagerly awaiting the first big trojan or worm that attacks the macs... It will be glorious to watch the PR machine trying to explain it away!

      Better eat that popcorn before it turns moldy...

      At 10 years and counting (since the OS X Public Beta) with ZERO, count 'em ZERO viruses (worms), ZERO targeted malware and only a couple of half-assed Trojans (from which which NO system can be immune), I wouldn't hold my breath.

      BTW, not even Linux can claim such a track record, and it has FAR less market-share than OS X. So, it ain't totally a matter of market-share, or lack thereof.

    214. Re:haha by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You really willing to say that the adoption of billions of PCs by billions worldwide is a low threshold of proof?

      For "using" and "just fine", yes, of course. It's no proof whatsoever. The fact is that huge numbers of people have trouble doing the most basic of things, as anyone who's done tech support, either as favours or on a professional basis for non-geeks, knows very well.

    215. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I struggle to see why I, or anyone, would want to pay 2.5x as much for a device that doesn't do anywhere near as much. I mean people can and will, and they will enjoy it. But can we not have the ridiculous justifications? "Because I enjoy it" should be enough.

      It is thinner, lighter, has a much better battery life and arguably has a better UI.

    216. Re:haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that got to do with the requirement to connect them to iTunes before using them?

      And with the iPhone in particular, what if you want to use it to make a damn phone call before you connect it to iTunes?

    217. Re:haha by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      When we actually learned the facts.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_graphical_user_interface

      There is still some controversy over the amount of influence that Xerox's PARC work, as opposed to previous academic research, had on the GUIs of Apple's Lisa and Macintosh, but it is clear that the influence was extensive, because first versions of Lisa GUIs even lacked icons. [...] However, the Apple work extended PARC's considerably, adding manipulatable icons, a fixed drop-down menu bar and drag&drop manipulation of objects in the file system (see Macintosh Finder) for example.

      Part of this is the fact that the Apple engineers received a demonstration of the technologies, but no actual implementation details. Most of these concepts had to be re-imagined and implemented from scratch by Apple engineers. Also, a lot of Xerox PARC engineers later joined Apple and the Macintosh team, and continued the natural progression of their original--and some new--ideas.

      As for the blatant theft, Apple bought this demonstration and access to the technologies with cash and stock, and later hired the engineers and paid them for their work.

                -dZ.

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    218. Re:haha by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough a lot of them still want to play farmville on facebook. It worked on my Mac, why not my iPad?

      Because Apple decided not to include the required functionality. If you bought an iPad expecting to play Farmville, you made an bad buying decision, and nothing more. Freedoms were not removed or denied.

      --
      Government's idea of a balanced budget: take money from the right pocket to balance...oh who am I kidding?
  5. From: "PC Folk" by s0litaire · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    to: "Steve Jobs"

    Your "Reality Distortion Field ©®" is failing and is slipping away.

    *Note* Side effects of the failure may cause "Liver damage"...

    Cordially Yours,

    Reality...

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    1. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      *Note* Side effects of the failure may cause "Liver damage"...

      -1, Major asshole

    2. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (-1)^2, Wooosh...

    3. Re:From: "PC Folk" by jcr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Reality...

      Want some reality? Take a look at Apple's financial reports for the last couple of years. They're the second-most valuable company on the S&P 500, and their P/E ratio is pretty modest at 21 and a half.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    4. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, -1 squared is 1. So, is woosh an uprate now, or are you just bad at math?

      Sent from my iPad.

    5. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't we despise Microsoft because of how successful they were?

      Or maybe I'm wrong.

      ALSO!

      PC stands for Personal Computer, exactly how is a Mac not a personal computer? Is he talking about smartphones? Maybe the ipad which is really just an even more portable computer?

    6. Re:From: "PC Folk" by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Past performance does not indicate future results.

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      -- $G
    7. Re:From: "PC Folk" by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Didn't we despise Microsoft because of how successful they were?

      Maybe you did, but my objection to them was for the multiple crimes they committed, and the dismal quality of their products.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    8. Re:From: "PC Folk" by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm somewhat skeptical that they can continue to execute, but doing the math, a couple of million iPads is only about 5% of their revenues (likely less, it takes aggressive price estimates to get that high), so who knows.

      It also depends on how fast their hardware markets cycles, I'm not sure that the majority of people buying iPads today are going to be ready to buy a new one in 2 or 3 years (but maybe people really are that spendy; I'm typing this on a 4 year old laptop that replaced a 1997 desktop...).

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    9. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Diantre · · Score: 1

      Portable Approved Media (TM) player.

    10. Re:From: "PC Folk" by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'm somewhat skeptical that they can continue to execute,

      The biggest operational problem I've seen on Apple's part since I went to work there back in '02 was underestimating demand for new products, and of all the problems a business can have, back-orders are one of the best.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    11. Re:From: "PC Folk" by mister_playboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      sqrt(-1), Whoosh

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      Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law ::: Love is the law, love under will
    12. Re:From: "PC Folk" by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

      sqrt(-1), Whoosh

      Well played. It's the all new iWhoosh.

      --
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    13. Re:From: "PC Folk" by sayfawa · · Score: 1

      Relax. He lived, so it's ok to joke about it. If I ever survive something like that I'll be joking about it all the time.

      --
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    14. Re:From: "PC Folk" by LoudNoiseElitist · · Score: 1

      I know! How dare they include a browser with the OS that they made!

    15. Re:From: "PC Folk" by FreonTrip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you believe the fact that they included a browser with their OS was even the primary issue, you haven't been paying attention.

    16. Re:From: "PC Folk" by mini+me · · Score: 1

      We despised Microsoft because they used their success to push sub-standard products on those who did not want to use them. So far, I have not received an important email attachment that requires an iPad to view it.

      Apple, on the other hand, is quite adamant about making content available to everyone. If you don't like the iPad, your Linux system running on the SPARC architecture can do all of the same things.

      In fact, Cocoa has a long history of openness. OPENSTEP/GNUStep was designed to be a multi-platform application framework, including support for Windows. Apple, after acquiring NeXT continued development on the framework under the name YellowBox which continued to support Windows. YellowBox eventually became Cocoa with the release of OS X. Cocoa did phase out support for other platforms at this time, but projects like Cocotron have picked up the slack.

      iPhone OS carries on with the tradition. The bulk of the work to bring iPhone and iPad apps to other platforms is already done. If you want to build your iPhone app for MIPS/BSD, you are almost just a recompile away. Now let's see how long it takes you to build your Flash app for that platform.

      The new SDK rules are harsh, no question. But Apple is pushing a platform designed to be open right from the start. From a developer's perspective it is frustrating to know that I cannot use tools that are better than Apple's own for development. From a user's perspective, however, I am quite excited at the possibilities of Cocoa Touch everywhere. I will be able to buy a device from Acme Inc. and developers will be just a recompile away from bringing their applications to my platform, without having to wait on Adobe to choose to include support.

      We get excited about the idea of one platform for web development (HTML5). Why are we so fearful of one platform for native application development?

    17. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ipad/iphone are not 'personal computers' because the software cannot be 'personalized' by the owner of the hardware...either by coding one's own or via other 3rd party coders.

    18. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never gave a crap about how much money they had. Their products sucked like a hoover, and they cheated millions (customers, people with legitimate claims on technology that they stole outright...). As far as the PC being dead. No, not by a long shot. Its the best performing, lowest cost machine out there. His gui is impressive, but its too expensive, walled in, and can't do what lesser "PC's" can do. He has a nice portable GUI, that does less for more money. Where was I supposed to buy in again? Perhaps old Steve is iNotSoSober.

    19. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1

      We get excited about the idea of one platform for web development (HTML5). Why are we so fearful of one platform for native application development?

      Because it only works on Apple's devices, and is only allowed to exist at the draconian whim of Apple's secretive approval process. HTML5 works on any browser in any OS, no lock-in, ever. The W3C has no app review process. HTML5 is completely free to use or develop, Apple's app's cost at least a dollar to use, and untold (until you get approved, right?) heaps of money to develop . That's why.

    20. Re:From: "PC Folk" by maxume · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be an operational problem. All they have to do is position themselves behind the market, and they will take a huge sales hit.

      They haven't done that so far (in the last 10 years...), but they have been on top for a long time, and it is very difficult to tease out just how much of that is by intention (which might run out), and how much is by luck (which will eventually run out).

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    21. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It seems to be the only thing the EU was able to get out of the whole situation, so with their absurd handling of the fallout it's hard not to think the only thing Microsoft did was bundle the Browser. It's all they are apparently being punished for now.

      In truth bundling the browser wasn't even the crime, it was strong arming OEM's into not bundling Netscape. All you need to do is punish them for that, and make sure the consequences for a repeat offense are significantly more dire, and the problem is solved. Instead they're doing strange browser selection bullshit. It's weird.

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      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
    22. Re:From: "PC Folk" by mjwx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Didn't we despise Microsoft because of how successful they were?

      Maybe you did, but my objection to them was for the multiple crimes they committed, and the dismal quality of their products.

      Now Apple is doing the exact same thing MS did back in the 80's and getting a free pass.

      I guess those who do not learn from history.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    23. Re:From: "PC Folk" by Grey+Haired+Luser · · Score: 1

      >>> Didn't we despise Microsoft because of how successful they were?

      >> Maybe you did, but my objection to them was for the multiple crimes they committed, and >>the dismal quality of their products.

      >Now Apple is doing the exact same thing MS did back in the 80's and getting a free pass.

      Really? Apple is a convicted unlawful monopolist? Where was this court case?
      I think I missed it.

    24. Re:From: "PC Folk" by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Really? Apple is a convicted unlawful monopolist?

      Really, Microsoft was a monopolist in the 80's (or even early 90's).

      Did you even bother to read my post before spouting that knee-jerk and poorly thought out bit of inaccurate fanboy propaganda. Microsoft was not bought up on Monopoly charges until 1998, they were not convicted of being an abusive monopoly until 5 November 1999. You're over a decade out.

      I think I missed it.

      I suspect you miss quite a bit.

      The thing is, Apple is doing now exactly what Microsoft did back in the 80's to become an abusive monopoly. They are using their dominant position in the Audio Player space to force consumers into their other offerings (I.E. you have to own a Mac in order to develop for the Iphone). Apple are also trying to take over standards like HTML 5 before it becomes a standard so everyone has to use Apple's implementation, this is exactly what MS did with IE but worse, MS never stopped me from installing Netscape on Windows, they only made IE the default browser without asking.

      Apple is definitely abusing antitrust but seems to be getting a free ride from fanboys.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  6. Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Go out, buy nothing but an iPad and tell me how good your computing experience is 12 months from now.

    No cheating. Not a single transaction on a single machine that isn't an iPad.

    I dare you.

    1. Re:Try this one... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 0

      When Apple eventually makes it so that all the iPad needs is a connection to MobileMe, there sure will be a lot of people who will use the iPad as their only computer.

    2. Re:Try this one... by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok, tell me this though.

      How are you going to get the thing to print? Not everyone has a wi-fi enabled printer, myself I still make do with a parallel port printer. Do I print things? Not often, but occasionally I need to for work and the like.

      Are you going to enjoy being locked out of the web? There are tons of flash games out there, tons of flash movies, etc. What benefit are you getting to accept it?

      Are you going to be broke paying for applications? It is entirely reasonable to not have to pay for a single application without pirating on a PC/Linux. Almost every pay program has a free alternative on PC/Linux. On the other hand, due to Apple's draconian policies, a paid app may be the only app "approved" to do something.

      What about storage? The average person is going to have GB worth of movies, music, documents, photos, etc. Flash memory is -expensive-. Also, how are you going to transfer things to the iPad? And backups? What about durability? If a component of a PC fails, its easily replaced. Nothing is truly "fatal" if you have the money.

      The iPad makes a passable secondary "computer" but as a primary computer? I'm better off with my 7 inch EEE 701...

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    3. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm doing both.

    4. Re:Try this one... by am+2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Kinda hard to get any money then, without ATMs? Or driving a car (same goes for public transportation). Or getting up on time without your radio clock.

    5. Re:Try this one... by dangitman · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How are you going to get the thing to print?

      People still print things?

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    6. Re:Try this one... by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1, Troll

      Google'c Chrome pads will wipe the floor with the Ipad.

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      That brings me to an interesting point, / . is just "the ramblings of socially-inept, technology-literate news-mongers".
    7. Re:Try this one... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Not all professors know how to use E-mail. Many still insist on printing documents because they enjoy putting red ink all over it. Many bosses also prefer to have a paper copy. Myself? I have not printed a single thing in the last decade that hasn't been required by someone else to be printed. But, I have printed a lot because there are still a lot of people who insist on paper copies.

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    8. Re:Try this one... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      1.) I think you overestimate the number of people on insist they must keep using their old printer. Basic printers are pretty cheap these days. I'm sure someone will come out with some kind of adapter for older printers, anyway.

      2.) Not everyone is going to care that they can't play Flash games or that they occasionally can't used some old site.

      3.) Plenty of free apps on the AppStore. Most of the others are pretty cheap.

      4.) MobileMe.com, Time Capsule, Apple TV.

      5.) OK, you apparently are.

    9. Re:Try this one... by Macrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      myself I still make do with a parallel port printer.

      Did the nursing home forget to give you your meds again?

    10. Re:Try this one... by xactuary · · Score: 0

      OK I do get your point and probably wouldn't disagree, but only yesterday I spoke with an entrepreneur who, after using an iPad for a couple weeks actually said to me that she's thinking of not having a cell phone. She already gave up the land line years ago. She purposely keeps her phone voicemail full, so leaving her a VM is out; and she pretty much doesn't answer her cell phone anyways. I always remember those times where you first hear something that becomes the rage, but no cellphone? I was impressed that an iPad could get anyone thinking that way...

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    11. Re:Try this one... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      So, the people who still want to print things won't do it from an iPad. What's the big deal there?

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    12. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for proving my point on using an iPad as your only computing device.

      Have a nice day.

    13. Re:Try this one... by mmcxii · · Score: 1

      So someone who doesn't really use a cellphone as a phone at all is thinking about giving it up and you're impressed? Am I missing something here?

    14. Re:Try this one... by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1.) I think you overestimate the number of people on insist they must keep using their old printer. Basic printers are pretty cheap these days. I'm sure someone will come out with some kind of adapter for older printers, anyway.

      Its easy enough to find a cheap printer. Its hard to find a fast-ish printer where you won't be paying double the price of the printer next time you buy ink...

      2.) Not everyone is going to care that they can't play Flash games or that they occasionally can't used some old site.

      Yeah, you know old sites like Hulu, Homestar Runner, Newgrounds, South Park, etc. Yeah those sites never get updates. I mean, Hulu? That is totally old school.

      Yeah, there is going to be a Hulu app "sometime" but that sometime has lasted for quite a few years now...

      3.) Plenty of free apps on the AppStore. Most of the others are pretty cheap.

      But you never really know what quality those "free" apps are. There are very few really free apps as in full versions and ad-free. Even then, the user ratings are skewed and reviews don't help.

      Plus, with a lack of customization and control, its hard to get things to work if they fail the first time.

      4.) MobileMe.com, Time Capsule, Apple TV.

      A) Upload is slow, B) Expensive, C) too little storage.

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    15. Re:Try this one... by Reverberant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Go out, buy nothing but an iPad and tell me how good your computing experience is 12 months from now.

      Me? Wouldn't work at all (which is why I don't own one). For my mother, older sister, an elderly couple who's network I manage and about twenty other people I can think of? It would be perfect (and make my life much easier).

    16. Re:Try this one... by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Not to detract from your overall point, but there are plenty of alarm clock apps on the app store that will probably work for the iPad. The iPad could probably do about 90% of what the average person needed. If you were to allow me to use it to ssh into other machines, it could probably do about 90% of what I needed to do.

      It's that 10% that I'm going to miss though. I don't think it's meant to be a replacement for general purpose computers. Yet. I have a feeling that Apple wants to move in that direction. OS X has been a good product for several years, but hasn't made much of a dent in Windows market share. Does it surprise anyone that Apple wants to completely change the game?

      Microsoft is completely anemic in this market space, and it very well may be the future of computing. Apple is diving it head first, and it looks like Google and HP will be following shortly with Android and PalmOS. I'm willing to bet we'll see the "Year of the Linux Tablet" before we see it on notebooks or desktops. I'm guessing that in the next few years at least half of iPad-category devices will run some variant of Linux.

    17. Re:Try this one... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Most people who will want an iPad as their only computer won't need a fast printer. For the occasions they do, they can always e-mail a doc or copy it to a USB key. People do these things already. As as I said, an adapter is likely to pop up sooner of later if there is enough demand for it.

      Hulu isn't even available where I live. Give those other sites a couple of years...

      Doesn't seem to stop people paying for software, though. There are also plenty of review sites around the net.

      A.) Slow for now, depending on how much data you have. B.) Expensive for some, right now. C.) Too little storage for some at the moment.

      I'm talking about the near future here, which is what the article is about.

    18. Re:Try this one... by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or copy it to a USB key.

      The iPad has a USB port now?

      As as I said, an adapter is likely to pop up sooner of later if there is enough demand for it.

      Sooner or later though. What I don't understand is why people would be so reliant on others to -eventually- produce things that they can get for cheap right now.

      Hulu isn't even available where I live. Give those other sites a couple of years...

      But why wait a couple more years? Its becoming clearer and clearer that the iPad is a crappy device and Jobs doesn't want to change it. There are so many disadvantages for a few advantages. Lets see, its small, it runs iPhone apps and it... um... has a touch screen?

      Doesn't seem to stop people paying for software, though. There are also plenty of review sites around the net.

      Ok, what is the last piece of PC software you have bought? For me, I guess it would have to be a sealed copy of Windows 3.1 just for the vintage-ness for about $2 at a garage sale about 4 years ago.

      For any "functional" software it was so long ago I don't even remember.

      And review sites are good... sometimes. However, its becoming harder and harder to identify which sites post legitimate reviews and how many have skewed reviews because of various factors (differing skill levels, bribes, personal favorites, etc)

      I'm talking about the near future here, which is what the article is about.

      In the near future, I think prices will have fallen to where Android or Linux are the only platforms that make sense for every non-PC device.

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    19. Re:Try this one... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Show me one place where that is whats being advocated.

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    20. Re:Try this one... by jo42 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Dear Anonymous Dumbtard,

      The iPad isn't meant as a 100% replacement for a desktop or laptop.

      Until you get that through your geek/nerd addled cowardly brain, you won't grok the iPad.

      - me

    21. Re:Try this one... by boarder8925 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How are you going to get the thing to print?

      http://matrisciano.posterous.com/how-to-print-from-an-ipad-6

    22. Re:Try this one... by carcosa30 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You really think grannies are going to buy this thing? It's not aimed at grannies. It's aimed at artfag hipsters in coffee shops.

      --
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    23. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try going to college.

    24. Re:Try this one... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      odd - I guess I missed the commercials that said the iPad was supposed to be the only thing you would ever need.

    25. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when Apple fans and Jobs with them are going around hinting or just flat out saying the idea that it could replace a desktop/laptop, it's pretty damn obvious that people are going to come up and disagree, especially when that would never fly for some of us. Why bitch at them for just disagreeing with what others are saying?

      I usually don't feed trolls, but this is just annoying.

    26. Re:Try this one... by Laughing+Dog · · Score: 1

      Will an airline gate agent scan an iPad?

    27. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try going to college.

      I am in college. People still print things?

      Hell, back when I was an undergrad in 1999 I had a class where the professor had us turning in our assignments in floppy disks (no, I don't understand why, we all had university e-mail). Really didn't have anyone asking me to turn in printed shit. The only time paper was involved, was when it also involved a pen.

    28. Re:Try this one... by steelfood · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Money? You can't even use the damn thing without connecting it to an actual computing device first.

      If you were somehow stranded on a remote island with a brand new iPad and a power source (a solar powered battery charger or whatnot), you'd basically have a small kickboard that doesn't float.

      On the other hand, if you instead had a phone, a netbook, or even a wireless router, you could at least broadcast a signal out and hope that passing rescue craft would be able to detect it. With an iPad, you've got nothing.

      Granted, getting you off a remote island isn't exactly the advertised use case, but it goes to show exactly how narrow the iPad's use actually is. In particular, it's a rather expensive supplement to a real machine, rather than a real machine in and of itself.

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    29. Re:Try this one... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dear dickhead,

      Not all of us are willing to blow $500+ on a device that doesn't enable us to do anything we couldn't do before.

      I need a laptop to get my job done. I need a mobile phone for a variety of reasons. I can't think of a single damn reason why I need a $500 tablet.

      Until you get that not all of us are willing to spend $500 on gadget porn, you won't grok why some people think the iPad is a tremendous waste of money and attention.

    30. Re:Try this one... by masmullin · · Score: 1

      ME? No I wouldn't be able to get the things I want done, done.

      My mom... perfect device for her. When her laptop wears out, shes getting an iPad (or something like it).

    31. Re:Try this one... by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      That progressive huh? I'm still printing via LocalTalk.

    32. Re:Try this one... by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Using the iPad to remote into a real machine would also be cheating.

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    33. Re:Try this one... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      it's not a tablet, a tablet is a computer, the iPad is an iPod touch that is too big to fit in your pocket

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    34. Re:Try this one... by tclgeek · · Score: 1

      eventually, probably. What's your point?

    35. Re:Try this one... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Quite possibly. The cinemas scan my iPhone when I download the PDF tickets one is supposed to print out. They can always manually enter the numbers if the scan fails. Why would they print the numbers if there wasn't a chance of the scanner failing?

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    36. Re:Try this one... by InfoJunkie777 · · Score: 1

      Will an airline gate agent scan an iPad?

      Think I read a story where it said they would NOT, but I could be wrong. I often am.

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    37. Re:Try this one... by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      Nice. Sorry no mod points.

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    38. Re:Try this one... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Very similar to this other entrepreneur I met the other day. She is using ipad for just two hours and said she is not wiping her ass anymore, because she never really did - and ipad helped her not wiping it anyway.

    39. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, ass-wipe, try again. The iPad has been out less than 6 months.

    40. Re:Try this one... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      The Ipad is meant to consume media, not for general computing. That is its primary job. If you need to print, use a workstation. The proper tool for the job. The ipad is far more analogous to a gaming console then a general use computer.

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    41. Re:Try this one... by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Go out, buy nothing but an iPad and tell me how good your computing experience is 12 months from now.

      No cheating. Not a single transaction on a single machine that isn't an iPad.

      I dare you.

      Uhhh, is it okay if we at least plug it into another computer the first time so we can actually use it?

      --
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    42. Re:Try this one... by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Dear Anonymous Dumbtard,

      The iPad isn't meant as a 100% replacement for a desktop or laptop.

      Until you get that through your geek/nerd addled cowardly brain, you won't grok the iPad.

      - me

      But it's Magic. It's a Revolution. How wonderful can it be if it can't be all you need?

      --
      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
    43. Re:Try this one... by wish+bot · · Score: 1

      "the idea that it could replace a desktop/laptop"

      IN THE FUTURE.

      Got it?

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    44. Re:Try this one... by cloakedpegasus · · Score: 1

      Hey there smart guy, the Ipad is not meant to be a primary computer. Criticize it for what it is, not for what it's not.

    45. Re:Try this one... by DeadboltX · · Score: 1

      There are many people who currently know how to use a computer but only have this knowledge so that they can perform simple tasks like typing a document and browsing the web. What happens when you remove the requirement of computer knowledge to complete these tasks?
      I have no doubt that we will soon see a generation that does not know how to use a computer at all because they will be using devices like the iPad to do their documents and their entertainment.

      This will of course catalyze the decline toward the Idiocracy era.

    46. Re:Try this one... by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      but... but the great lord dr steve jobs himself said that ipad is a MAGICAL device. its even written on the website. whenever there is a problem doing something like print, or play a game, or watch a 1080p movie thru hdmi i'll just turn on the magic button. you should probably familiarize yourself with the device you try to criticize.

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    47. Re:Try this one... by dafing · · Score: 1

      ....yes....why wouldnt they?

      And this is in New Zealand, a country that doesnt even HAVE the iPad on sale yet....

      http://www.airnewzealand.co.nz/press-release-2009-iphone-users-rush-to-experience-airnzs-new-mpass-technology-13mar09

      I imported an iPad, and I've already used the app on my iPhone.

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    48. Re:Try this one... by dafing · · Score: 1

      Using the iPad as a terminal is not so terribly different than connecting to an internet server you know :)

      Nice username BTW.

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    49. Re:Try this one... by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Disturbing, isn't it?

      Sent from an ACTUAL tablet (Wacom digitizer and all)...

    50. Re:Try this one... by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      1.) I think you overestimate the number of people on insist they must keep using their old printer. Basic printers are pretty cheap these days. I'm sure someone will come out with some kind of adapter for older printers, anyway.

      Correct me if I'm wrong (seriously, it's been a while since all of the iPad hype articles), but the iPad doesn't have a standard USB port, or Firewire or Ethernet for that matter, does it?

      Cheap, basic printers still generally aren't wireless. Most connect using a cable, and most require drivers to be either preinstalled on your computer, or installed using a provided disk. That's all a no-go area for the iPad.

      Although it is possible to make a regular printer into a network printer using a PC, router or NAS that can act as a print server, you're really starting to stack up the costs of making a cheap printer work with your iPad. And it's questionable whether that would count as doing it with an iPad as your "sole" computing device, what with all the extra computer hardware you're having to involve.

    51. Re:Try this one... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Modded to zero? Seems like a lot of techies here are in denial, and a bit defensive about it.

    52. Re:Try this one... by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      The iPad has a USB port now?

      It comes with an adapter I think.

      Most of your points are insightful. Using an economical paraller printer that works well -- and at the same time not throwing perfectly functional equipment to the landfill makes perfect perfect sense.

    53. Re:Try this one... by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      That from a guy who also said: "Some old school geeks have issues with a technologies that an average joe can use. Makes them feel inadequate."

      Is fear of getting old a symptom of old age ?

    54. Re:Try this one... by teshuvah · · Score: 1
      One could say this about regular computers as well. Let's say you're an avid traveler, and I said "go out, buy nothing but a desktop computer and tell me how good your computing experience is in 12 months from now." Of course for you it would be horrible because you could not easily take it with you when you travel. Does that mean that the desktop computer is a failure? Of course not. It means people have different computing requirements, and different tools for different jobs.

      i have a desktop, laptop, and iPad. Since buying the iPad I have only used my desktop or laptop twice. Once for downloading from Bittorrent last week when my crappy Time Warner DVR crapped out and didn't record LOST, and I didn't want to wait until the next day for it to appear in ABC's iPad app. The second time was when I wanted to transfer an hour of HD video from my video camera to my computer.

      So yes the iPad isn't perfect for every job, but neither is a desktop or a laptop computer for most people. Most people can make due with one computer, whether it is a desktop, laptop, or iPad.

    55. Re:Try this one... by Draek · · Score: 1

      2.) Not everyone is going to care that they can't play Flash games or that they occasionally can't used some old site.

      Exactly. Just witness how many people switched overnight from IE to Mozilla once they saw how much better it was. No need for year-long campaigns to get devs to code against the standard instead of IE, no need for full-page ads in major newspapers and forking the entire codebase to produce a browser that wasn't just better, it was *so* above IE in quality, performance and security that people waited for longer than a day before replacing it with IE to browse their IE-only websites.

      Of course none of that ever came to pass, and Mozilla's global dominance was only threatened when Opera released an even better browser a month later and 90% of the world switched to it instead.

      4.) MobileMe.com, Time Capsule, Apple TV.

      "Ohh, you want to *store* documents? here's this beautiful Apple TV, yours only for $229!". Yeah, that one is going to fly *so* well with most people...

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    56. Re:Try this one... by cynyr · · Score: 1

      do i get to keep my car/microwave/dishwasher/ATM/central heating and cooling thermostat/etc? or do all of those need to be replaced by an ipad? does a timing belt on a car count as a physical computer? just asking.

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    57. Re:Try this one... by cynyr · · Score: 1

      i know, mine uses USB, and i wish it used a parallel port, they were faster. The problem still is there though, no printing to a usb printer either.

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    58. Re:Try this one... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I don't think Jobs himself would particular advise that, not unless you're someone who doesn't already use a computer today. Jobs made it pretty clear in the original announcement that the iPad is not built to be an all-purpose computer.

    59. Re:Try this one... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      How are we going to use other computers when Jobs says they're going away? Apparently he thinks that we'll all be using iPads and PCs will disappear.

    60. Re:Try this one... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      That's what I'm waiting for. The first company to make a decent ChromeOS tablet for $250-300 gets my money. I'd probably buy a couple just to have around the house for me or my guests to use.

    61. Re:Try this one... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      And why would anyone that needs a computer do that?

      You're argument is basically something like telling someone who owns a car and rides the bus/rail to spend the next year only riding the bus/rail and see how happy they are.

      Of course its going to not fit for some people, but there are certainly plenty of people that would be more than happy to just right the train.

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    62. Re:Try this one... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      ... considering you'd be more effective with a fire (which the iPad can create thanks to having a batter) than the wireless nature of any device you listed.

      Of course ... the iPad also has wifi so its as good as a wifi router by any measurement you're trying to make up.

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    63. Re:Try this one... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      How are you going to get the thing to print?

      I haven't printed anything for myself in 3 or 4 years, so no loss, but ... there are ways to print from the iPad to local printers, admittedly they are hacks and are rather crappy, but it can be done if you still like killing trees for shits and giggles.

      Are you going to enjoy being locked out of the web? There are tons of flash games out there, tons of flash movies, etc. What benefit are you getting to accept it?

      What benefit? I think you said it yourself. I don't have to deal with flash crap. I've yet to see anything done in flash that I actually wanted. You may feel differently, but I could give a shit.

      The web I browse doesnt' get bothered by a lack of flash ads (which is all the games amount to as well anyway)

      Are you going to be broke paying for applications?

      No, I have a job and live within my means. I do get more enjoyment out of most of the apps I pay for than the half assed broken or incomplete 'free' replacements I'm sure you'd offer up.

      Of course there are a fuckton of 0 cost apps for the iPhone and iPad, but you're just going to ignore that I guess.

      What about storage? The average person is going to have GB worth of movies, music, documents, photos, etc. Flash memory is -expensive-. Also, how are you going to transfer things to the iPad? And backups? What about durability? If a component of a PC fails, its easily replaced. Nothing is truly "fatal" if you have the money.

      I stream them down as I need them. I don't need to carry 18 movies with me, one or two will do. If 16 or 32G of music and photos isn't enough for you to have between being near something to sync with than I'm guessing you can't provide me one example of a device that has batteries that will last long enough to play a few gigs of music or show a couple gigs of photos in a slideshow with a reasonable timeout unless you're looking at some incredibly high res MRI images or something else that totally wouldn't fit on the display.

      Backups happen at sync, automatically, you clearly have no idea how it works so why are you pretending you do? If my iPhone/iPad fails, I buy a new one, resync and move on. At most I've lost 3 days worth of ... well nothing really, after you've established your contacts, use IMAP or Exchange based email, everything thats volitale is backuped automatically or is stored elsewhere anyway and only cached locally.

      The iPad makes a passable secondary "computer" but as a primary computer? I'm better off with my 7 inch EEE 701...

      You might be, I wouldn't. Your EEE PC won't last as long on batteries. It might 'run' other apps, but it does so poorly that I wouldn't be able to stand it, so its effectively got no advantage to me there. You don't want an iPad, fine. You aren't a normal every day computer user though so stop pretending your requirements are the same as everyone elses.

      You're trying to make a comparison between a device you use and one you have no idea about. End result? Your comparison (or accurately, contrast) of the two devices is completely uninformed.

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    64. Re:Try this one... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The iPad has a USB port now?

      Yep. Special cable as I recall but I've watched my sister in law plug her camera into hers and dump it directly.

      I could rip apart the rest of your points but you're just uninformed and a zealot so it'll do nothing but make me look like an Apple zealot.

      You win. Don't buy an iPad.

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    65. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife is doing that now. When I need the Internet I will also grab it instead of the laptop. So the question is, what are you doing that requires a full rig? Whatever it is I'm glad you know an iPad won't work for you before you bought one.

    66. Re:Try this one... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I think you've managed to miss the entire point of this thread, while perfectly illustrating exactly the OP's point.

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    67. Re:Try this one... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I pray to god you never have to do anything for any substantial length of time on your shiny new iPad that you're assuming you can replace a PC with it.

      The ergonomics of the iPad, and all keyboard-less tablets, suck monkey balls. They are only good for carrying around and using as a note-pad, holding for short periods of time while sitting, or resting in your lap while sitting on the floor and leaning against a wall with your knees up for moderate lengths of time.

      For anything that requires extensive typing, like email, writing papers, chatting online, etc. the iPad sucks except in cases where a desktop is impossible or a laptop is impractical (which are few and far between).

      If you can't tell what that makes the iPad, I'll spell it out for you: it's a n-i-c-h-e product. It will never replace desktops or laptops because of its serious ergonomic drawbacks. That's why Apple decided the iPhone OS would be fine for the iPad, because you can't use it like a real computer anyway, so why treat it like one? It's a pretty smart move, but at the same time it relegates it to little more than a high-tech notepad with built-in gaming and video.

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    68. Re:Try this one... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Well, you certainly missed the part in the summary where Jobs said the "PC folks' world is slipping away" in an argument about the iPad. You might want to look again, since it's in the title of the story and all.

      I think that counts as intending to be "the only thing you would ever need", else PC's would not be "slipping away" according to Jobs.

      I found this interesting, it's part of the article in the summary about Jobs's reality distortion field, it was written in 1981 by a new Apple employee:

      I thought Bud was surely exaggerating, until I observed Steve in action over the next few weeks. The reality distortion field was a confounding melange of a charismatic rhetorical style, an indomitable will, and an eagerness to bend any fact to fit the purpose at hand. If one line of argument failed to persuade, he would deftly switch to another. Sometimes, he would throw you off balance by suddenly adopting your position as his own, without acknowledging that he ever thought differently.

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    69. Re:Try this one... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      In the near future, I think prices will have fallen to where Android or Linux are the only platforms that make sense for every non-PC device.

      And for how many years were slashdotters saying that it was only a matter of time before Linux was the only platform that made sense on PCs? How many "Year of Linux" predictions did we have? Never happened.

    70. Re:Try this one... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      that the normal PC may or may not start becoming less important, has little to do with whether or not he suggested the ipad would be the only thing you'd ever need. What you're saying is tantamount to the locomotive industry laughing at the automotive industry 100 years ago, saying "ha ha! I'd like to see you carry large loads across country" when suggesting that the dominance of trains in long-distance transportation was ending. Are there still trains? Sure, but people are far more apt to drive, ride a bus, or fly now than they are to ride a train. And big rigs, planes, and a revamped boating industry move large objects around far more than trains do now.

      He's free to say the PC is fading, without suggesting that it will be entirely replaced by an iPad.

    71. Re:Try this one... by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      You'd have the same problem with any unactivated device. In fact, what if you had bought a netbook (sans CD/DVD) without an operating system because you were planning on installing Linux? How could you do that without some other computing device? Oh no - Linux is narrow and netbooks suck! Would that be a reasonable conclusion?

      Really, I'm not even sure how we went from the usefulness of an iPad as a mobile (cloud?) computing platform, to the usefulness of an iPad as an exclusive computing platform, to the usefulness of an unactivated iPad while marooned on a desert island.

      I would have bought an iPad at release because it would have been really useful for me during the Spring semester, but it came too late into the year. I'll hold off until this Fall to get one. At the moment, I rely pretty heavily on my iPhone for most of my mobile needs, and it would be awesome if I could a) have a bigger screen and b) do presentations from it. The iPad covers that for me while still being significantly more compact than my laptop. At the moment, I don't see giving up the laptop completely, although I could imagine that might eventually happen. As it is, I rarely use any of my desktops anymore.

    72. Re:Try this one... by tyrione · · Score: 1

      How are you going to get the thing to print?

      People still print things?

      Ever had a job that has an Accounting, HR, Sales, etc., department in it? They all print massive reams of paper.

    73. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's like telling a cyclist who occasionally has to drive interstate for work to try using only their bike for 12 months and see how good their commuting experience is 12 months from now. whatever happened to using the right tool for the job? your "point" seems to be that using the one tool for everything is not the best way to do things... well no shit sherlock!

    74. Re:Try this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um.

      i think the point your post is making is the point the post youre responding to was making.

    75. Re:Try this one... by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      It's actually aimed at grannies. They spend $80 to $120 on an electronic picture frame to put a slideshow of their grandchildren. For a few hundred more, they get a fancier one that can also serve as a calendar, clock, and even *gasp* a web browser.

            -dZ.

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    76. Re:Try this one... by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      No, this thread is based on a couple of circular strawmen argument, that people who do not currently use an iPad will not buy one, and that people who have additional needs outside the iPad will never use one either.

      I need a way to get to work, yet I bought a toaster and a blender, which do nothing for this. At the office, I sometimes need to print documents, yet I still carry a cell phone with me, which does not have access to the printer.

      The iPad offers a certain set of features. Yes, it is a limited set, but that set is well devised and implemented. People will buy it and use it for those features, and if they have additional needs which the iPad does not fulfill, I suspect they will either use a separate device, or compromise somehow.

      The comment that, if someone doesn't have a Wi-Fi printer, they won't be able to print from the iPad, ergo they won't buy one, is stupid. There may have been a time when that same person did not have a printer and yet bought a PC. Someone purchasing an iPad for the actual features that it offers, may purchase a Wi-Fi printer if they feel the need. Or they may discovered that they only wanted to print because that's the only way they could make their daily news portable to take the bathroom, and now with the iPad, this need is fulfilled differently.

      Face it, whether you like it or not--whether the geek world admits it or not--the iPad is a useful device to many people, and it will sell well. It is not for everyone, apparently not for you, nor is it intended to replace ever other device you already own. But to some people, it will replace most (if not all) the activities that they currently do on a laptop, for lack a better device.

                -dZ.

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    77. Re:Try this one... by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      He's not claiming PCs are going away, but that the PC as the center of multimedia consumption is going away. I agree, devices like the iPhone and now the iPad will take media consumption into the living room and integrate better with the lifestyles of users, while the PC will become simple another tool to create content.

      Or are you implying that Jobs is saying that media would only be consumed but never created?

                -dZ.

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      ...Can you save Christmas?
    78. Re:Try this one... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Ok, what is the last piece of PC software you have bought? For me, I guess it would have to be a sealed copy of Windows 3.1 just for the vintage-ness for about $2 at a garage sale about 4 years ago

      You say that as if Apple's App Store isn't doing very well.

  7. PC world slippers by smoothnorman · · Score: 1

    I wonder what defines the "PC World"? Is StevieJ sawing away on the limb to MacBooks as well, or is does he somehow distinguish between the concept of a laptop and a laptop? ...an iPad would seem to be a Personal Computer even if subject to corporate bondage.

  8. Jobs Bot Beta v0.26 by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

    What Tate failed to realize that he was actually arguing with a bot, and Apple decided to start testing their new artificially intelligent overlord outside the lab. He then woke up in the morning with a stolen iPhone prototype in his pocket, and a dead hooker in his bed.

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    1. Re:Jobs Bot Beta v0.26 by peragrin · · Score: 1

      well a jobs bot would explain how apple plans to survive in a world without Jobs.

      and thus the real skynet is born.

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    2. Re:Jobs Bot Beta v0.26 by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Still a more realistic simulation of a human than the actual Steve Jobs. ;)

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    3. Re:Jobs Bot Beta v0.26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this one was only kind of a dick.

    4. Re:Jobs Bot Beta v0.26 by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      ...and Apple decided to start testing their new artificially intelligent overlord

      I, for one, welcome our new artificially intelligent overlords.

      in a pig's eye. I've played with each of their devices; iPod, iPhone & iPad, to some degree, but after the coolness factor wears off, I feel like I have nothing in my hands. Other than Steve's dick, that is.

    5. Re:Jobs Bot Beta v0.26 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      "He then woke up in the morning with a stolen iPhone prototype in his pocket, and a dead hooker in his bed"

      Damn, don't you hate when that happens?

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    6. Re:Jobs Bot Beta v0.26 by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      You should read the link about Jobs's "reality distortion field", it's a very old article, from before Jobs was fired from Apple the first time.

      You'll go from "How can Jobs maintain these absurd positions?" To "Oh, I see, he's just a charismatic delusional douchebag. Makes sense now."

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  9. Par for the course by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Doesn't really surprise me at all. Steve wants a controlled user experience and geeks want the freedom to do whatever the hell they want to do. The two clash. Steve is right though, we don't have to buy his devices, so don't. It's that easy. I do like Steve's quote at the end of the exchange, however. For as many people bitch about Apple here, there aren't enough that actually go out and do something about it. Even if you're not a developer, you can still vote with your wallet. If you want to drive FOSS to greater prominence, either help by using it or help by creating and fixing it. Complaining about Apple on the internet won't do much. Creating or helping to improve FOSS is only real way to stick it to Apple.

    1. Re:Par for the course by symbolic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For as many people bitch about Apple here, there aren't enough that actually go out and do something about it.

      Well, if you're not going to buy an iPad, you won't be going anywhere to do it. So yeah, in order to do something, you really won't be doing anything.

    2. Re:Par for the course by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I will never buy an Apple product. I dont even own an iPod. A Sansa clip is good enough for me.

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    3. Re:Par for the course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What is ironic is that Apple has some of the best made open machines on the market, which seem to be slowly falling by the wayside compared to Apple's device market.

      Apple just seems to be a paradox sometimes. On one hand you have the Mac hardware, OS X being decently open and usable (for the most part), with all the development tools being bundled with the OS. On the other hand, you have Apple's devices which are closed and highly restricted. It requires a jailbreaking to get what an Android device comes with naturally (ability to sideload, use the underlying OS to its full potential, etc.)

    4. Re:Par for the course by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Creating or helping to improve FOSS is only real way to stick it to Apple.

      Obviously you have no clue as to Apple's contribution to FOSS. Look up "WebKit" sometime. Or "Clang" or "LLVM". Much of Mac OS X, and thus iPhone OS, is based on FOSS. Look up "Darwin" sometime. Or the core code that some of the classes in various frameworks are based on.

    5. Re:Par for the course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do like Steve's quote at the end of the exchange, however.

      You mean when he asked about the Tate's accomplishments, implying that Tate wasn't qualified to criticize the benefits the closed environment? You can go on youtube and see a video of Woz jailbraking Kathy Griffin's iphone in a reality tv show. Given that Woz also seems to dislike the closed environment, I wonder if Jobs would ask Woz the same question and ask for a list of his accomplishments. I'm betting no.

      That's why ad hominem attacks add nothing to the discussion one way or another. If you're going to disagree with somebody's argument, attack the flaws of the argument, not the person.

    6. Re:Par for the course by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      I waiting to load android on my iPhone. You get fooled once and the you innovate.

      http://linuxoniphone.blogspot.com/2010/04/ive-been-working-on-this-quietly-in.html

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    7. Re:Par for the course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that! I have not had an Apple computing product since I was in Jr. high, and even then, it was little more than a set of floppies (5 1/4" at that) that had a combination of classwork and some "sneakernet discounts". Ipod? Uhh, no. Ipad? Not impressed, My desktop and my netbook both run linux distros, and the desktop was one I put together myself. Heck, even the parts I used were largely other folks' discards/ donations. Steve Jobs can feel he needs to control whatever he likes, and when eventually his "toys" get rooted and botted, then someone ELSE can control whatever Steve Jobs likes. As for me? Meh, swap out a bit of hardware, do an occasional reinstall as needed, (not too often on a linux system....yet) this is nothing more to me than a ~mild~ inconvenience pretty much most of the time. I'm no developer, but the one thing I CAN do IS to vote with my wallet, which I've been doing pretty reliably over the last 20+ years.

      Sorry Steve, you may, indeed, be far wealthier than I'll ever be, but in the end, it really makes no difference if you can't live with yourself. I won't have much trouble, there. Can you say the same?

    8. Re:Par for the course by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      Why do we even have to stick it to Apple?

      I mean seriously, did I miss something somewhere that there was some countdown from the moment the iPad was introduced that FOSS would no longer exist and that PCs would cease to be?

      There's plenty of room in the ecosystem of computers and communication devices for everyone. Microsoft, Apple, FOSS, Google and whoever else wants to come to the party.

    9. Re:Par for the course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By not going out and buying useless overpriced Apple Products I am doing something about it.

    10. Re:Par for the course by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      thats not NEARLY enough according to our favorite stevie. you must not even COMPLAIN about a thing you don't like. just shut the fuck up. you don't have the right to speak your mind. only jobs himself and those who agree with him can do that.

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    11. Re:Par for the course by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      What is ironic is that Apple has some of the best made open machines on the market [CITATION NEEDED], which seem to be slowly falling by the wayside compared to Apple's device market.

      Apple just seems to be a paradox sometimes. On one hand you have the Mac hardware, OS X being decently open and usable (for the most part), with all the development tools being bundled with the OS. On the other hand, you have Apple's devices which are closed and highly restricted. It requires a jailbreaking to get what an Android device comes with naturally (ability to sideload, use the underlying OS to its full potential, etc.)

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    12. Re:Par for the course by vortexmak · · Score: 1

      Exactly ...

      Us geeks don't really have to buy an iPad/Pod/Phone. We all know it's locked down, feature-less, dressed up pile of poo (it's an okay device but I liked saying that :))
      Let the sheeple buy that if they really want to, the most we can do is highlight the inadequacies for people who don't understand.

      But the real question is the state of the technology nation. It is a democracy where people vote with their wallets, some people are the leaders with the vision to lead the tech country on a specific path, its us, the geeks who have to make sure that our man wins, so the increasing lockdowns don't become a fact of life.

      PS: the iPod touch is touted as a music player, yet it doesnt have any hardware music keys, even Nokia knows better when they advertise something as expressMusic. Har har har

    13. Re:Par for the course by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Its the difference between wanting to create or consume something.

    14. Re:Par for the course by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That's not true.

      Jobs clearly says that if you are more accomplished and successful than he is, you have the right to complain about something he has done. Of course, Jobs himself reserves the right to be the final judge of who is accomplished and successful, and of course Jobs knows nobody could possibly be as accomplished or successful as he is. So in practice, you are absolutely right.

      In theory though, there may be somebody somewhere who is someday found who would be deemed worthy of criticizing His Holiness, Steve Jobs.

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    15. Re:Par for the course by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Userland, anyone? Point me to one serious section of OS X userland that is open source, or even shared source. Yes, they have contributions, but can not hold a candle to Red Hat, IBM, Sun Microsystems. Darwin is not all that exciting besides the driver model. Its performance is quite trashy, actually. Check out some benchmarks sometime. What you are implying is that a pen, a watch and a nice desk lamp are the best and biggest gifts ever. No. They are nice, but I'd take S.J.'s cock out of your mouth, if I were you.

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  10. 26% of the planet connected by hhawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The computer, consumer electronic market and the gaming console market are like quick sand; its hard to say who is really winning or losing.

    26% of the Planet is online.. but the vast majority of them are connecting with Mobile Devices. The rest are connecting with some type of Intel/AMD based device and some with other processors like ARM but very few of them (I don't have the exact percent) are running an Apple OS.

    Thus in that context Apple while is winning in consumer electronics (phone, music play, etc.) versus Microsoft there is real competition and MS had phones for a lot longer. MS is winning over Apple in the gaming console area but has lots of competition from real gaming companies..

    http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm

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    1. Re:26% of the planet connected by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      but the vast majority of them are connecting with Mobile Devices.

      ...connecting how though? Yeah, I can get a browser on my nook but I'm not going to browse too much, just like I can get a browser on my iPod touch and phone. However, do I really -do- that much on them? Nope. I think its the same for most other people, about the only non-PC/Linux/Mac browser I used was the Wii browser and that was because of a large screen and Flash support.

      Just because someone checks Facebook using their iPhone doesn't mean that things have really changed, mobile devices are still crappy for doing just about anything on the internet. Yeah, I might read a blog or two, check the news, etc. but its painful to do so, even on the best devices.

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    2. Re:26% of the planet connected by hhawk · · Score: 1

      Agreed they have their limit but lets' also agree that what ever Apple does will be beyond their price range for many years...

      And while it would suck to not have a PC and only have a phone, at least you get email, facebook, a few blogs as you suggest.. better than nothing.

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    3. Re:26% of the planet connected by barzok · · Score: 1

      MS is winning over Apple in the gaming console area

      Holy shit! MS is beating Apple in a market where Apple has no products! I'm shocked!

    4. Re:26% of the planet connected by hhawk · · Score: 1

      yes. I made that point as a counter to the view that the "PC world is losing.. " since the MS console is basically a PC..

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    5. Re:26% of the planet connected by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      I got my wife an iPhone as a laptop replacement. It does everything she would use a laptop for. Email, web (including banking though most is done through the banks App), music, photos, games. I'll get her an iPad for Xmas cause it will be like a big iPhone. She'll love it. If I got her a Netbook or a laptop she'd just be asking me for help all the time to install things and fix things but she wouldn't actually do more with it.

      I don't expect her personal use pattern to change ever.

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    6. Re:26% of the planet connected by marmoset · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just because someone checks Facebook using their iPhone doesn't mean that things have really changed, mobile devices are still crappy for doing just about anything on the internet. Yeah, I might read a blog or two, check the news, etc. but its painful to do so, even on the best devices.

      Not trying to be snarky here, but have you actually spent any real time browsing on an iPad? A couple of months ago I might have agreed with you about the quality of the web browsing experience on mobile devices, but now I've owned an iPad for a month and use it full time at night and on weekends. The big reveal is with a fast browser on a large enough screen, mobile browsing really isn't painful. Browsing on the iPad really is a desktop quality experience for anyone who can't be arsed with Flash (I use a blocker on the desktop)

    7. Re:26% of the planet connected by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      yes. I made that point as a counter to the view that the "PC world is losing.. " since the MS console is basically a PC..

      Huh? It is a locked-down, special purpose device. In that sense it is much closer to an iPad than a PC.

      Your mistake (and it is a common one on /.), is to look at the hardware specs when comparing devices. For normal users, the hardware specs are boring details that they are as likely to read as the EULA legalese. What they care about is what the device can do for them, and how they can interact with it.

    8. Re:26% of the planet connected by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      The computer, consumer electronic market and the gaming console market are like quick sand; its hard to say who is really winning or losing.

      26% of the Planet is online.. but the vast majority of them are connecting with Mobile Devices. The rest are connecting with some type of Intel/AMD based device and some with other processors like ARM but very few of them (I don't have the exact percent) are running an Apple OS.

      Thus in that context Apple while is winning in consumer electronics (phone, music play, etc.) versus Microsoft there is real competition and MS had phones for a lot longer. MS is winning over Apple in the gaming console area but has lots of competition from real gaming companies..

      http://www.internetworldstats.com/stats.htm

      how is it winning if apple isn't even competing in gaming devices?
      and no, fucking iphone/pad are not gaming devices. by that logic nokia is/has been the leader in the gaming segment for about 15 years. i still remember space invaders on my 1100.

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    9. Re:26% of the planet connected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks this is pretty cool please tell us more about what shit you buy for your wife, we do all care.

    10. Re:26% of the planet connected by hhawk · · Score: 1

      My point being that Apple is far from changing the foundation of computers in the US or the planet. Don't get me wrong I like their stuff and I hate their pay walls.

      It is a special purpose PC and I agree that it's a special purpose device, I did call it a "game console." But it comes from the PC universe and you can use it for Internet, etc.

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    11. Re:26% of the planet connected by cynyr · · Score: 1

      how many nokia phones are connected to the internet?

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    12. Re:26% of the planet connected by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Also, almost every mobile device is ARM based.

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    13. Re:26% of the planet connected by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      WTF? Xbox 360 is a tri-core PPC with DX and parts of the Win32 API. Hell, it isn't even NT based. How is that a PC?

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  11. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jobs' empire is falling down around him.

    AAPL: $253.82 Market Cap: $230.96B P/E: 21.54.

    How can I get an empire to fall down around me like that?

    -jcr

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  12. The article is just a troller by joeflies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This guy just wrapped up all the common complaints that Adobe and the non-Apple customers want you to believe what's wrong with iPad, and sends off a profanity laced alcohol induced email exchange to see if he can out wit Steve Jobs.

    I'd say that Steve stayed pretty much on message with what he's been always saying, even without his PR department to filter out his intent. And the blogger just looks like, well, a troll.

    1. Re:The article is just a troller by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      So Steve got trolled. That doesn't inspire confidence. His response also shows that he felt that he had to respond, so I don't think these are minor complaints, but ones he has to fire back at. I also feel like he's getting this from other sources as well. I have to say, for him to respond so, I have to wonder how much pressure he's under. After all, what's next for Apple?

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    2. Re:The article is just a troller by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd say that Steve stayed pretty much on message with what he's been always saying, even without his PR department to filter out his intent.

      I never really considered that "I'm a pompous douchebag" was Steve Jobs' message, but when I view it that way, it makes a lot of sense.

      I mean, the man makes products that obviously there's a huge market for and good for him, but god damn it's like a one-man circle jerk up in there.

    3. Re:The article is just a troller by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Its not just the iPad. Its the entire Apple mindset, of Do what you're told, with what we give you.

    4. Re:The article is just a troller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any arguments, Mr. Insightful? No, you are just subject of a wank fest.

    5. Re:The article is just a troller by cynyr · · Score: 1

      because we'd like to use the device how we want? if we want to view porn, good, we can. And you can view porn via safari anyways (so blocking it from the app store doesn't really do much). if it had real accounts on it you could set which parts of the store each account could get to, and then only the master account could view the porn apps. problem of kids viewing it on the store solved. As for the lack of flash, meh, but some things i'd like to do on a iPad won't be doable, hulu, netflix, thedailyshow.com, foamy the squirrel, funky truck 4wd. Not only those but, IM while running pandora, while reading an iBook, while downloading a video i bought to watch later. Let me choose how fast i use up the battery. Give me a simple interface to see whats running, and whats using the most battery(add cpu cycles + wireless traffic in bits/sec or something like that, it needs a weight scale) and allow me to kill/stop a hungry thing if i want to. Part of me would like to be an apple customer, but when they sell something i'd actully use i'll join. The only thing I can think of at the moment, is a mac mini to use as a HTPC. The only reaso to use one is the form factor, i can do the same or better hardware with windows(tpb.org) for close to the same cost and in a nicer(more like A/V gear) case for around the same.

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  13. Steve Jobs also asked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what this wank does to better society. Sorry, I don't see how limiting apps available on a product is in any way Orwellian, just very restrictive. Vote with your dollars. If you don't like it, get something else. If you don't like it, get an HP Hurricane when they come out.

    1. Re:Steve Jobs also asked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hard to do that if these devices crowd out those that offer choice. sorry, economic 'voting' only works in a reactionary way. being proactive is required as well.

  14. Benefits by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Steve Jobs seems to ignore everything that caused products to be successful: Price to performance. Lets see here the iPad

    The iPad costs ~$500, a cheap notebook costs $300-400, paying $500 for a notebook usually gets you a fast, powerful notebook. With a notebook I'm not limited by stupid design decisions, even Microsoft lets me do what I want and doesn't restrict programs. If I want to install an emulator, thats fine. If I want to install Photoshop, thats fine. I don't have to worry about petty squabbles about how Flash is sooooo evil and destroying the world! I can just choose to install Flash or not. With a notebook I can pay ~$5 for a USB card reader rather than $30 for a single-format card reader. With a notebook I have choices of just about everything else, I'm not locked into expensive hardware.

    The iPod won marketshare for having a good UI and being small. The iPad has a decent-ish design and decent UI. However, when I can get a laptop with a UI that I've been using for most of my adult life... Why change? The iPad runs expensive applications, a laptop runs free applications.

    I think I'm not alone in thinking how annoying it is to have common-sense features be added in at a later date which would have already been done with a simi-open platform.

    No one wants real applications! We will never have an iPhone SDK! After all, programs are -terrible- to run. No one wants an alternate browser! No one wants copy/paste! No one wants multi-tasking!

    Sorry Steve, I don't understand your opposition to common sense. I have an iPod touch because at the time it was the cheapest wi-fi enabled device to have a good internet experience on the go with some games/music/movies. I'm not going to get an iPad because there are cheaper devices that do a -ton- more.

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    1. Re:Benefits by arbiter1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you can get new pc laptop that cheap, goin by prices on apple.com you can't get one their for anything short of a 1000$, might well go for that wepad that the one german company made, least they are not tieing ur ass down like mac does with all their crap. With all the tie downs they mark price for their stuff a good 50-70% higher then pc counter part with same hardware. you mac fan boys can call me a troll or flamer all you want but facts are Facts.

    2. Re:Benefits by sootman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And for the elevnty-hojillionth freaking time, MORE IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER! Not EVERYONE needs to do EVERYTHING! Plenty of people CAN get by with a very limited device.

      As for the rest of your rant, read this.

      [Engineers and designers at Apple] take something small, simple, and painstakingly well considered. They ruthlessly cut features to derive the absolute minimum core product they can start with. They polish those features to a shiny intensity. At an anticipated media event, Apple reveals this core product... Then everyone goes back to Cupertino and rolls. As in, they start with a few tightly packed snowballs and then roll them in more snow to pick up mass until they've got a snowman. That's how Apple builds its platforms. It's a slow and steady process of continuous iterative improvement...

      Look at the original iPod. Kinda pricey, Mac only, FireWire only--wow, look at crazy Apple, they're selling something that doesn't even work with all the computers they've sold in the last few years! But they added Windows support, and USB, and photos, and videos, and then they made them in different sizes, and according to Wikipedia they've sold over a QUARTER BILLION of them in less than ten years. So you'll have to excuse Mr. Jobs if he doesn't trip over himself to listen to your advice or anyone else's.

      Geeks like Woz but the other Steve is plenty smart too. If you've got a little time, read this 1996 interview with Steve Jobs. Look at how much he got right: "The most exciting things happening today are objects and the Web. The Web is exciting for two reasons. One, it's ubiquitous. There will be Web dial tone everywhere. [emphasis added] And anything that's ubiquitous gets interesting. Two, I don't think Microsoft will figure out a way to own it."

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    3. Re:Benefits by cowscows · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nobody would ever spend $100 on a fancy chef's knife when they could spend $40 and get a pocket knife that's not only got a blade to cut things, but also a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a tiny saw, and some tweezers.

      Except that many people are plenty happy to spend their money on something that is designed to do particular tasks well, even if it can't do everything that a similar product can do.

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    4. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry Steve, I don't understand your opposition to common sense. I have an iPod touch because at the time it was the cheapest wi-fi enabled device to have a good internet experience on the go with some games/music/movies. I'm not going to get an iPad because there are cheaper devices that do a -ton- more.

      BS. You could have bought a netbook for the same price and done all the same stuff, plus ten thousand more, with a bigger screen, etc, etc, etc.

      You chose the Touch for its form factor, UI, usability, etc. You've torpedoed your own argument.

    5. Re:Benefits by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not a Mac fan really, but if you look at the specs, Mac machines aren't that much more expensive than their PC counterparts spec-wise. The problem is, they have a lot of things most people don't need. Do you -really- need a backlit keyboard? What about a non-standard output port? Do you really need that Core i5 or Core i7 CPU? Do you really need DDR3 RAM? Etc.

      The problem is, most people pay for a $1,000+ machine when their needs are met by a machine half the cost or less. Yes, there -are- people who need Core i7 CPUs and powerful graphics cards and OS X and all the fancy stuff. But the average user? No

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    6. Re:Benefits by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Jobs clearly isn't after your market. Perhaps that's because it's much smaller than you imagine it to be. I'm a techie and I'd prefer an iPad for many computing tasks. In a few years, many people won't need the more advanced features of traditional desktops computers.

    7. Re:Benefits by am+2k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds to me like you want a laptop, not an iPad. Due to this, I'd suggest getting a laptop, not an iPad, since the iPad doesn't seem to fit your use case.

      On the other hand, if somebody wants a small gadget with a streamlined user experience that's also adapted to the hardware (no dialog boxes that don't fit on your mini screen, no 5x5mm touch areas, ), the iPad might be the right buying decision.

      Incidentally, that's also what Steve Jobs (or whoever replied) said in those replies: Nobody is forcing you to get an iPad or develop for it. It's a free market. Just because you think you have no use case for it doesn't mean that nobody has one.

    8. Re:Benefits by Darkness404 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And for the elevnty-hojillionth freaking time, MORE IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER! Not EVERYONE needs to do EVERYTHING! Plenty of people CAN get by with a very limited device.

      Like who? Show me someone who never uses Flash, never uses a printer, has nearly infinite cash, etc. The iPad fits the needs of no one as a the primary device Jobs thinks it should be. Its not a terrible secondary device, but Jobs has this misguided opinion that it should fit everyone's needs for everything. It doesn't. It could easily fit more people's needs if Jobs lived in reality. But eventually I suppose rationality will take hold and Apple will take credit for "inventing" printing/Flash/etc. in OS 5...

      Look at the original iPod. Kinda pricey, Mac only, FireWire only--wow, look at crazy Apple, they're selling something that doesn't even work with all the computers they've sold in the last few years! But they added Windows support, and USB, and photos, and videos, and then they made them in different sizes, and according to Wikipedia they've sold over a QUARTER BILLION of them in less than ten years. So you'll have to excuse Mr. Jobs if he doesn't trip over himself to listen to your advice or anyone else's.

      Look at Steve Jobs own policies. After all wasn't everyone happy with web apps? Wasn't web 2.0 and AJAX good enough? Oh and what about multi-tasking, copy-and-paste all things that Jobs had said no one needed but eventually it came. Same thing with Video iPod.

      Jobs doesn't know what he is talking about, thankfully not everyone at Apple is as delusional as he is.

      Geeks like Woz but the other Steve is plenty smart too. If you've got a little time, read this 1996 interview with Steve Jobs. Look at how much he got right: "The most exciting things happening today are objects and the Web. The Web is exciting for two reasons. One, it's ubiquitous. There will be Web dial tone everywhere. [emphasis added] And anything that's ubiquitous gets interesting. Two, I don't think Microsoft will figure out a way to own it."

      Um, it was 1996, -everyone- thought the web was the "next big thing" (hence the dot-com bubble). Yeah, he predicted that the web would be everywhere, no that wasn't an original thought.

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    9. Re:Benefits by Antisyzygy · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can build a PC that will wipe the floor with any Mac for 900 bucks.

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    10. Re:Benefits by am+2k · · Score: 1

      At least Apple representatives don't lie to the media with a smile on their faces on product presentations You can't say that about the WePad (aka WeTap).

    11. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which brings up a good point. What people need is a cheap machine running GNU/Linux. Not an overpowered machine running OS X. They need a machine that doesn't get infected and slowed down by badly designed software. Microsoft is the root cause and the solution is GNU/Linux.

    12. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using for most of my adult life... Why change?

      lol! You sound like my dad. Are you wearing you plaid golf pants? hahahahahahah...

    13. Re:Benefits by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look at Steve Jobs own policies. After all wasn't everyone happy with web apps? Wasn't web 2.0 and AJAX good enough? Oh and what about multi-tasking, copy-and-paste all things that Jobs had said no one needed but eventually it came.

      Sorry, you're just full of shit. Jobs never said these things were not needed, and he did not say they would never come to the phone. Native apps were planned from the beginning. It just wasn't ready in time for the release of the original iPhone. You certainly have a masterly way of totally misunderstanding statements. I'm inclined to think it's deliberate, though, given your trollish ways. If it's not deliberate, it's either comprehension failure, or sourcing your info from tainted sources. You know what they say, Garbage In, Garbage Out.

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    14. Re:Benefits by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Steve Jobs seems to ignore everything that caused products to be successful: Price to performance.
      ... I'm not going to get an iPad because there are cheaper devices that do a -ton- more.

      When Steve Jobs was first in charge of Apple, they made a lot of money selling computers for premium prices. They didn't generate huge market share, but they generated huge profits for Apple.

      When Steve Jobs was forced out and they replaced him with a soda-pop seller, Apple slashed prices and produced greater volumes. At one point, they were the world's #1 PC maker, outselling #2 Compaq and others at the time. And the company bled money as it lost, in the final year before Jobs returned, over a billion dollars. A BILLION dollars, lost!

      Then Steve Jobs returned, he immediately said "cut that shit out", deep-sixed the clone market, and returned Apple to making high-priced niche machines instead of chasing market share with cheap prices. The first quarter after he returned, after losing over a billion dollars the previous year, Apple turned a profit instead of a loss. It's remained profitable ever since.

      Steve Jobs is not ignoring what made Apple successful. He's doing precisely what has always made Apple successful, and ignoring the advice of people who've continuously insisted lower price and more features were more important than a premium cost device designed to do a few things well.

      You can argue whether the philosophy is right or not, but it's not ignoring what made Apple successful, it's precisely the strategy and the only strategy that has ever turned massive profits for Apple. You can always buy products that have more features and cost less. Most people who buy from Apple would rather have the more expensive product that does the things it does well, rather than a bunch of other stuff they don't really need, even if it's cheap.

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    15. Re:Benefits by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Because having bad price to performance has killed Ferrari, Porsche, Lamborghini, and other such manufacturers. Reports usually peg Apple has getting 10% of the market in terms of computers, but something ridiculous like 40% of the profit. If the other 90% of the market is only as good as their 10%, do they really care?

      A quick Google search gave an article that says 7% revenue share, 35% profit. Maybe they're interested in sniping the high-margin sales from the other manufacturers, but they're probably content to let everyone else fight over the bottom half of the market.

    16. Re:Benefits by keeboo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...or you can have that same chef's knife with and extra set of knives for $80.
      All made in the same chinese factory as the $100 one, except the cheaper knives don't carry an apple logo.

    17. Re:Benefits by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      With a notebook I'm not limited by stupid design decisions

      The netbook IS A STUPID DESIGN DECISION. Its too small, has shitty battery life, only does a limited set of things and does those pretty poorly. It doesn't restrict what you can install, but it certainly restricts what you can do. Just because you can install an app doesn't mean it will actually run well enough to be useful. Photoshop is a perfect example of exactly what not to run on your netbook, thanks.

      However, when I can get a laptop with a UI that I've been using for most of my adult life... Why change? The iPad runs expensive applications, a laptop runs free applications.

      Because it sucks? You've obviously never had 5 minutes with the device you're trying to tear down. Show me a netbook with a good UI ... the screens are smaller than a damn iPad for fucks sake and they try to run desktop OSes. If you think thats a good UI then you're in a different world than I and we'll never come to any reasonable agreement.

      No one wants real applications! After all, programs are -terrible- to run. No one wants an alternate browser! No one wants copy/paste! No one wants multi-tasking!

      Are you trying to prove how retarded an uninformed you are? Have you owned a smart device that can actually multitask like you want? Tell me good sir, how long did your battery last running multiple background applications? What? You can't respond because you're battery died before you could finish reading my post? yea, thats what I thought.

      Sorry Steve, I don't understand your opposition to common sense.

      Let me correct that for you:

      Sorry Steve, I have never owned a mobile device so I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm going to shout about common sense and other things like I have a clue.

      I'm not going to get an iPad because there are cheaper devices that do a -ton- more.

      And you've never used one, clearly. The only people who rant like this are the ones with no experience. Anyone with any experience in devices like this has far better reasons to like/dislike the i* devices. You're just an uninformed ranter without a clue. The fact that you think a netbook is better than an iPad tells me its highly unlikely you've used either, ever.

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    18. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And for the elevnty-hojillionth freaking time, MORE IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER! Not EVERYONE needs to do EVERYTHING! Plenty of people CAN get by with a very limited device."

      But its less features and more expensive...

    19. Re:Benefits by williamhb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And for the elevnty-hojillionth freaking time, MORE IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER! Not EVERYONE needs to do EVERYTHING! Plenty of people CAN get by with a very limited device.

      Really? Have you ever tried even writing your resume and then printing it out on an iPad? Was it a nice experience for that large amount of editing, layout tweaking, and then hooking up to a $100 Epson printer that was the one you bought cheaply from KMart? (It's not exactly a specialist task.) Or keeping the 10s of GB of photos you've accrued? I'm pretty certain that there is NOBODY who only owns an iPad and does not also own a more traditional PC/laptop device. The iPad is not supplanting the PC market, it is growing a previously underserved market segment.

    20. Re:Benefits by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      The iPad runs expensive applications, a laptop runs free applications.

      There are free applications available for both the iPad and laptops. I'm not sure why you think iPad applications are expensive. In my experience an expensive iPad app is $10, a cheep laptop application is $50.

      I think I'm not alone in thinking how annoying it is to have common-sense features be added in at a later date which would have already been done with a simi-open platform.

      Apple's design philosophy is that it's usually better not to have a feature than to have that feature implemented poorly. It seems to have worked out pretty well for most users. Also, what kind of 'semi-open' platform would allow adding system wide copy-paste or multitasking.

    21. Re:Benefits by Totenglocke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sounds to me like you want a laptop, not an iPad. Due to this, I'd suggest getting a laptop, not an iPad, since the iPad doesn't seem to fit your use case.

      And that's where my issue with Apple lies in regards to the iPad. IMO, Apple is blatantly misrepresenting the iPad as a computer, when in fact, it's not. They want to make it out to be a device that will do all of your computing needs when, even if you just browse the web, the lack of flash alone prevents it from doing that due to the prominence of flash on the internet (I'm not saying anything for or against flash, simply stating a fact that there are a LOT of sites that use flash, including youtube). I'm well aware that us nerds will research the iPad and make a decision to buy one - however, by their own admission for a long time, Apple's target audience is those who aren't too bright and sure as hell won't research a product before buying it. THAT is what irks me, is that they'll market the iPad to Technology-incompetent Tobi as being the device to do everything she could ever want and then she'll buy one, then find out after the fact that it DOESN'T do that (hell, without a COMPUTER to go with it, you can't even put movies / music on it that you don't download through iTunes because it has no usb / card reader).

      I may not like the iPad, but I'm not going around telling people not to buy one or that they're stupid for buying one. But I sure wish Apple would be more honest in their marketing, though that goes for a lot of companies....

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    22. Re:Benefits by shagie · · Score: 0

      My aunt also needs a device that lets her send and receive email, look at pictures, read books and read news... without having to call tech support when someone gets through some exploit in a forgotten service and rootkitted her machine. Ideally, this machine would also use a cell service so that her somewhat technical children don't need to go and set up wifi for her. It should also be able to easily access and download applications signed by a reputable authority.

      The majority of people out there are not tech savvy geeks. I personally would love a locked down interface designed on top of Linux that is as easy to use as some iDevice that fills all of her needs. Unfortunately, it doesn't exist at the same level as the iPad today. I don't want to have to drive down there and fix her computer every month, nor help her install (or uninstall) some program that isn't working right.

      Android may be a nice alternative some day. It isn't here now. Nor is there any android equivalent of a genius bar that I can have her go to when something doesn't work (so I don't have to drive down there). There is more to a given device than what OS it runs.

    23. Re:Benefits by dysonlu · · Score: 1

      MORE IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER BUT IT OFTEN IS. And it's exactly why Apple added features to its iPod over the years. DUH!

    24. Re:Benefits by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      f you've got a little time, read this 1996 interview with Steve Jobs. [wired.com] Look at how much he got right: "The most exciting things happening today are objects and the Web. The Web is exciting for two reasons. One, it's ubiquitous. There will be Web dial tone everywhere. [emphasis added] And anything that's ubiquitous gets interesting. Two, I don't think Microsoft will figure out a way to own it."

      That's your example of Steve Jobs' vision? Dude, by 1996 you could have asked my mother that and she would have told you the same thing, even though she fits the stereotype of the computer illiterate mom fairly well.

      By 1993, when the massive influx of people started getting AOL service with their windows 3.1 machines and connecting to the net, if you couldn't see that future you were daft. By 1996 we already had cable companies offering unlimited broadband access and the whole AOL-style private shell from ISPs was waning, making it quite clear that nobody was going to "own" the net. The future he was talking about was pretty much already there.

      To be clear, I'm not saying Steve Jobs isn't a visionary. I'm just saying that's a damn poor example.

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    25. Re:Benefits by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Look at the original iPod.

      There's a bit of revisionism in your words. The iPod didn't really take off until the third generation, after Apple lifted all of your aforementioned limitations due to those limitations well, limiting the device.

      That having been said, Jobs is brilliant, or he wouldn't be where he is right now. The thing about brilliance that very few people know is that it doesn't always work. Brilliant people have a lot of ideas and if they're resourceful, can materialize all of them, but only a few of those ideas will ever get anywhere. But when one of those ideas goes anywhere, it'll get really damn far. The Mac is a success; the Apple III not so much. The iPod is an immeasurable success; the Apple TV not quite. It'll be very interesting to see where the iPad goes, especially in two or three years when color e-readers start coming to market.

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    26. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or you can have that same chef's knife with and extra set of knives for $80.

      All made in the same chinese factory as the $100 one, except the cheaper knives don't carry an apple logo.

      True, but professional chefs will tell you that the $80 set is subpar, even if it came from the same factory. They will argue some stuff about design, ergonomics, balance, control and maneuverability. Stuff that I don't really understand: for me $80 set is just fine and I don't see any advantage.

      But they do notice the difference. And they know what they are talking about: after all they use the tool all day long. And if you switch their $100 knife for one of the $80 set they will notice, their productivity will go down, and they will say that it's like working with one hand tied down.

      Really!

    27. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs seems to ignore everything that caused products to be successful: Price to performance.

      Wow, you should send this to Apple! I bet they don't have anyone on staff that looks at the market for computers, and figures out what they should build and sell. I can only assume the financial success they have enjoyed for many years has been due to dumb luck. Way to put them on the right path.

      Seriously, why does every idiot on the internet assume that they are so much smarter than everyone at companies that are selling huge quantities of a profitable product? Is there another more plausible possibility, possibly one less flattering to your ego?

    28. Re:Benefits by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it is not enough that you suggest that this guy get a laptop. Since this guy wants a laptop, NOBODY SHOULD EVER SELL ANYTHING BUT A LAPTOP. You must be insane to sell anything but what this wanker wants, how dare you even try.

    29. Re:Benefits by masmullin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not a Mac fan really, but if you look at the specs, Mac machines aren't that much more expensive than their PC counterparts spec-wise

      This statement is true ONLY when the products are newly released.

      Price spec a Mac Pro right now, and you'll find it's using 14mo old hardware, shitty video cards, and is selling for double the price of a similarly configured PC.

      the Mac Pro was reasonably on price when it was just released (the video cards were still shit though... even 14mo ago), and if you priced out the top of the line MP you would have found it cheaper than a similarly configured Dell.

      However, that was 14months ago...

    30. Re:Benefits by masmullin · · Score: 1

      I seem to drop those cheaper knives more causing a loud CRASHing sound. Studies also show that the cheaper knives pick up bacteria like salmonella easier and more often.

    31. Re:Benefits by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1, Troll

      Only if your time is worth nothing. Having used Mac's for 8 years now, they've paid for themselves many times over in the time I've saved not having to deal with virus issues. Hell, when I used to go home to visit my Dad, it was always 3 - 4 hours of sitting in front of his PC fixing crap. Usually that involved a format and reinstall of Windows. Three years ago I bought him an iMac. I've spent about 2 hours in those three years and that was last christmas upgrading his system to OS 10.6. I went from doing roughly 15 - 20 hours a year to less than an hour a year.

      Same thing at the office. We make money producing software and selling it to clients. We run a Mac shop. If we need to test in Windows, most of the machines have Parallels and either XP Pro or Windows 7 Professional. Yes they cost more up front, but guess how many lost day's we've had because someone downloaded a virus in the past 2 years? Nil. Computers are tools that should stay in the background and do their jobs not getting in the way.

      If the macs save us just 1 day of downtime vs a PC over the course of the 3 years we keep them, they've paid for themselves twice over.

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    32. Re:Benefits by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Have you owned a smart device that can actually multitask like you want? Tell me good sir, how long did your battery last running multiple background applications?

      My Psion Series 5 PDA works quite well with multitasking. When I used it a lot, I could be connected to the internet connecting my cell phone via infrared and have Sheet (equivalent of Excel) running in the backround sometimes even more programs. Psion series 5mx was a better device because it had 16MB of RAM instead of 8MB and a 2x faster CPU. Oh, and with the backlight on it uses ~130mA and largest capacity NiMH AA betteries I have seen are 3300mAh.

      A cold reboot actually started 9 applications so that they would be already in RAM and you could swith to them faster. I can close them if I want and save memory. Oh, and this is all on a 36MHz ARM 710T CPU (Series 5mx) or a slower 18MHz CPU (Series 5).

      I think a device made with current technology should at least outperform a device made in 1999 (Series 5mx) or at least one made in 1997 (Series 5).

      Does it really use that much power if I browse the web, while having a mp3 player and Skype in the background?

    33. Re:Benefits by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      "Then everyone goes back to Cupertino and rolls."

      I knew they were on SOMETHING. I guess ecstasy makes sense.

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    34. Re:Benefits by Kohath · · Score: 1

      IMO, Apple is blatantly misrepresenting the iPad as a computer,

      You are, in large part, imagining this.

      Also, stop taking marketing so seriously. It makes you sound like a fool. Everyone knows that marketing is exaggeration at best.

    35. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a funny quote. And less accurate than you'd think.

      Two, I don't think Microsoft will figure out a way to own it.

      They did. Look how long it's taken Mozilla back then to gain any decent marketshare against IE. Microsoft owned the web with IE, they just were too complacent to take advantage of it - but that's not what Steve said back then. Anyway, we could have been in a totally walled web garden by now if they did to IE what Apple is doing to the iPad. Heck, they're still trying. One thing I'm grateful for when it comes to Flash is that it's made Silverlight basically a non-starter. With Microsoft's 'willingness' to port the runtime to other platforms, we could have had a Windows-only media delivery platform a while ago, with no chance for HTML5 to displace it.

    36. Re:Benefits by aralin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know plenty of people who have computer at work, they do work there and they come home and do not touch or own computer. They might buy an iPad though, to read books or browse web, read email, but they don't need to do anything else beside that. Just because you don't know anybody living without computers or using them just to read email at best doesn't mean that such people don't exist or even are hard to find.

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    37. Re:Benefits by perryizgr8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      you're wrong. go to apple.com and configure a mac book with 2.26GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 4GB 1066MHz DDR3 SDRAM - 2x2GB 320GB Serial ATA Drive @ 5400 rpm
      now go to dell.com and configure a studio 14 with 2.26GHz Intel Core i5, 4GB 1066MHz DDR3 SDRAM, 320GB Serial ATA Drive @ 7200 rpm
      please note that the processor in dell is much much better than that in apple. and that the hdd is 7200 instead of 5400. everything else is more or less same. but the dell has 14" screen compared to 13" in apple.
      price:
      mac book= $1149
      studio 14=$774
      i hope this silences all those spouting the 'Mac machines aren't that much more expensive than their PC counterparts spec-wise' nonsense. but i know it won't.

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    38. Re:Benefits by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      hell you can order a pc from dell/hp that will wipe the floor with any Mac for 1000 bucks.

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    39. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument is irrelevant. What if i buy something with a simple interface like the iPod, and then me, myself and I decide to put Flash on it with a single click. Steve wouldn't allow it, and not to keep thing simple as you parroted him. Grow your own brain and thoughts, brain washed boy!

    40. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to thank Steve. Indeed it is a free market, and after reading this interview my wallet voted NO for iProducts. He cleared that up pretty well for me.

    41. Re:Benefits by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, but the point is that the iPad does everything *worse* than similar products (for values of similar that include net/notebooks).

      Except look cool. They've definitely got the market cornered on that.

    42. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody would ever spend $100 on a fancy chef's knife when they could ...

      A fancy chef might...

    43. Re:Benefits by not+flu · · Score: 1

      $100 is obscene for a kitchen knife. A good kitchen knife is much cheaper than a pocket knife that is built well enough to be worth using. Your analogy fails.

    44. Re:Benefits by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The iPad is not supplanting the PC market, it is growing a previously underserved market segment.

      I know plenty of people who have computer at work, they do work there and they come home and do not touch or own computer. They might buy an iPad though, to read books or browse web, read email, but they don't need to do anything else beside that.

      But they haven't bought an iPad (at least, based on reading your comment, where you say "They might buy an iPad") and so the answer to the question of whether you know anyone who has an iPad but no PC is "no", which is a lot shorter but doesn't offer you as much opportunity to punch keys like one of an infinite number of monkeys.

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    45. Re:Benefits by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The netbook IS A STUPID DESIGN DECISION. Its too small, has shitty battery life, only does a limited set of things and does those pretty poorly. It doesn't restrict what you can install, but it certainly restricts what you can do. Just because you can install an app doesn't mean it will actually run well enough to be useful. Photoshop is a perfect example of exactly what not to run on your netbook, thanks.

      I have three netbooks from 7" (EEE 701) to just-under-12" (Gateway LT3201u) and you're full of shit. All get at least two hours battery life which is as good as any laptop I've ever owned (some of them were powerhouses, some were old) and enough to get plenty done. One gets up to five hours of real world use, including WiFi. One of them has a 1.2GHz Athlon 64 and I run The Gimp on it regularly; it's what I usually feed my digital camera card to. The others perform various smaller tasks, but... I run the gimp on the smallest, slowest model sometimes too, and guess what? It does the job when I need to scale a photo, or even slightly retouch one before posting it. This was quite handy when I was vacationing in Panama and wanted to post photos to Facebook. Other people were staggering around with 10 pound laptop bags (power supply and all the various doodads you might need for a laptop) while I had two pounds of netbook in my pack. So you very much do not know what you are talking about, and should get some real experience before you badmouth netbooks.

      Are you trying to prove how retarded an uninformed you are? Have you owned a smart device that can actually multitask like you want? Tell me good sir, how long did your battery last running multiple background applications? What? You can't respond because you're battery died before you could finish reading my post? yea, thats what I thought.

      It's funny, but WinMo has had multitasking since forever, and battery life was not one of the chief problems with my HTC Raphael (AT&T Fuze) nor even with my iPaq H2215 running WinMo2003. I call bullshit.

      You're just an uninformed ranter without a clue.

      Pot. Kettle. Black.

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    46. Re:Benefits by Antisyzygy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been using a pc for 13 years. You know how much down time I've had? Maybe a few days a year. It pays off to have common sense not to click on nefarious links and to read a little bit to know what you are doing. Macs simply are not used by anyone smart enough to make a virus.

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    47. Re:Benefits by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Nobody would ever spend $100 on a fancy chef's knife when they could spend $40 and get a pocket knife that's not only got a blade to cut things, but also a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a tiny saw, and some tweezers.

      The iPad is not a chef's knife, with which you can do everything. The iPad is a paring knife. You can do some limited things really well, and you can do most things with some trouble, but there's some things you just can't do.

      Except that many people are plenty happy to spend their money on something that is designed to do particular tasks well, even if it can't do everything that a similar product can do.

      yeah, my lady has a whole bunch of knives she won't let me use. Including a chef's knife that cost more than $100. But the iPad may not even be a paring knife. Maybe it's a salad shooter.

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    48. Re:Benefits by Totenglocke · · Score: 1, Informative

      Also, stop taking marketing so seriously. It makes you sound like a fool. Everyone knows that marketing is exaggeration at best.

      If you'd bothered to read my post, you'd have noticed that I said how nerds like us will research a product and decide if it fits our needs, but the average technologically incompetent person won't do that and will be mislead by the BS advertising and lies told by salespepole.

      And no, I'm not imagining Apple marketing it as a computer - they never use the word "computer" but they talk about how it'll do "everything you need", which again if you bothered to read my post, it can't, especially since it needs to be synced with a computer to get files to / from it due to the design of the iPad.

      Buy one if you want one, don't buy one if you don't - but don't try to tell everyone that the ads from Apple proclaiming the iPad to be the greatest thing since the birth of Christ don't exist, when we can see them on tv and the internet daily.

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    49. Re:Benefits by ZekoMal · · Score: 1

      A better example:

      You can buy this Chef knife kit, complete with measuring tools, spatulas, and the works for $500. It lets you do all sorts of stuff besides simply cutting things up; an adventurous cook only needs the ingredients, a pot, a pan, and a plate to work miracles with this kit. Even newbies can use the kit.

      Or you can buy the iChef, a knife that looks really cool and functions roughly the same as the Chef knife in the kit, for $1000. Sure, you can't do as much and the knife breaks if you try to do anything besides cut with it (ie, smash garlic with the side of blade), but it's really popular with non chefs because of how well it can slice.

    50. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a free market until you buy into Apple's closed one....then your only choice to put apps on your iXXX that aren't in the locked down Apple marketplace is to jailbreak to get your freedom or to pay a yearly tax for a developer license.

    51. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then stop marketing it as if it is the only device you will ever need. You can't have it two ways; "this device is the future! it will supplant the laptop for sure! the desktop is dead! the laptop is dying! the ipad is the new nectar of the gods!", then 5 minutes later, get pissed off and say "well, I didn't *say* you had to buy it". no, you didn't explicitly say it, BUT YOU FUCKING IMPLIED IT!

      either you're too fucking stupid to know you're doing that, in which case, don't get pissed off when we try to point that out, or you know damn well what you're doing and are dishonestly trying to have it both ways. in the first case, you're either too stupid to live, or in the latter case, you should be downright ashamed of your duplicity.

    52. Re:Benefits by cynyr · · Score: 1

      explain to me the tasks the iPad does well?

      Reading: Backlit screen is harder on the eyes than paper, or eink(i hear)
      Web content: no flash, lack of multimedia codec support (mpeg, wma, ogg/vorbis)
      Music: a regular ipod fits in more places, and when at home my stereo is better. using the ipad as an input would work, but then i can't do anything on it.
      Games: PS3, XBox360, Wii, flash, PC/Mac gaming, enough said.
      E-Mail: crackberries, and any number of web mail services, outlook(full app not the crappy non ie web interface).
      Office apps/Documents: You can't print, and you need a bluetooth keyboard just to type decently for a long document. Powerpoint compatability? Does the spreadsheep app support VBA macros like 90% of business spreadsheets use? any MS project type app(project planing)?
      Camera: if it has one, is it better than a $200 point and shoot? how about a $600 DSLR(D3000, EoS) VoIP: no microphone built in, no front facing camera. I hear you can pair a bluetooth headset to it, but is it really supported.

      I can't find anything that the iPad would replace without it running stuff i want it to run. Namely lighter tasks that i use my desktop for that i would like to do on my couch/bed, watch things, read /., etc.

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    53. Re:Benefits by donny77 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, the evangelical anti-apple crowd are all the "geeks." They use arguments like I want freedom on the device and I want to use whatever development tools I want. What Steve is saying is, the average user doesn't care about these things. They want intuitive and easy to use. They want just works. Can I buy a high end PC for $900? Yes. But the average person, ie non geek, is taking it back to geek squad every 6 months to get the malware off of it at a cost of $200. I know people that buy new computers every year because they get slow. I clean em up and they are good as new. So you pay a little more, but when you add the reduction of tech support, the total cost of ownership is lower for a layman. This isn't a bad thing. Apple has a market. Their market is growing. Why does the geek crowd they are not marketing to feel so threatened they need to bash them?

    54. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell did this get modded troll for pointing out what Kohath didn't read?

    55. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lesson learned - customers want more.

      The original iPod was trim and slim and minimalistic, and it didn't sell. Apple had to build in windows support, USB, photo capability, video capability and offering iPods in different sizes in order to sell their quarter billion units. They had to diversify and build in additional features in order to sell.

    56. Re:Benefits by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Who prints resumes? I've not printed a resume in ... hell 10 years?

      I admit, I'm a geek and work for tech companies so emailing it is the normal, but really ... who still prints crap out? Those people will be dead in a couple years so that argument won't last much longer.

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    57. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another interesting quote from Steve Jobs in that 1996 interview that you linked to:

      The best way to think of the Web is as a direct-to-customer distribution channel, whether it's for information or commerce. It bypasses all middlemen. And, it turns out, there are a lot of middlepersons in this society. And they generally tend to slow things down, muck things up, and make things more expensive. The elimination of them is going to be profound.

      Isn't Apple/iTunes now the middleman?

      Steve Jobs was right about this, the middleman (Apple) slows things down, mucks things up and makes things more expensive. Elimination of them (Apple) is going to be profound.

      Thank you Google!

    58. Re:Benefits by Kohath · · Score: 1

      You might also want to stop being so condescending to ordinary people. People tend to be reasonably good at making purchasing decisions when it matters and when they are spending their own money. They don't need you to be their champion. They can take care of themselves.

      When I said "everyone knows marketing is exaggeration at best" I meant everyone. That includes the average person.

    59. Re:Benefits by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's a shame really. Sweet looking hardware utterly ruined by Little Brother.

    60. Re:Benefits by mjwx · · Score: 1

      but if you look at the specs, Mac machines aren't that much more expensive than their PC counterparts spec-wise.

      Apple uses 5400 RPM hard drives. 7200 RPM hard drives are now standard on Dell Vostro's. For the same configuration you will pay at least A$500 less for a Dell with NBD on-site support then you will for a Macbook except the dell will have standardised display ports.

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    61. Re:Benefits by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      True, but professional chefs will tell you that the $80 set is subpar, even if it came from the same factory. They will argue some stuff about design, ergonomics, balance, control and maneuverability. Stuff that I don't really understand: for me $80 set is just fine and I don't see any advantage.

      This is a bit misleading.

      I'm not a professional chef, but I do a lot of cooking. I spent a lot of time doing research, corresponding and talking to knife retailers, and even chatting with a few friends who are trained chefs before I bought my current knives.

      Anyhow, the point is, I did spend a lot more than $80 on my knives. But I could also point to a collection of knives available for about $80 that even my professional chef friends say are fantastic for home use.

      People are picky about various things. Balance used to be highly prized for example, and classic European knives still are, but various Japanese knives that are now the rage in professional circles aren't generally "balanced" in the normal sense. (Many "balanced" knives are full-tang and have full bolsters; full-tang isn't really necessary to create a sturdy knife, and full bolsters get in the way of efficient sharpening.) Ergonomics? Classic knife designs for high-end knives weren't particularly ergonomic; chefs often resort to filing down the spine of their knives (for example) to make them more comfortable. Control and maneuverability? You have a point there, but these two goals are generally antithetical -- heftier knives are generally easier to control, while very light blades are quick for maneuvering. For most knives, it's a trade-off.

      All of that said, professionals all want various things and are willing to pay a premium for them. If all you want is a sharp, resilient blade manufactured to reasonably consistent quality standards, you can get them for $5-20 depending on the type of knife (about $80 per set).

      But they do notice the difference. And they know what they are talking about: after all they use the tool all day long .

      Ah... and there we see the difference. People who use tools "all day long" often care about particular features that are completely unnecessary (and perhaps worthless or even a negative) to those who use those tools occasionally and/or are less experienced.

    62. Re:Benefits by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      $100 is obscene for a kitchen knife. A good kitchen knife is much cheaper than a pocket knife that is built well enough to be worth using. Your analogy fails.

      You obviously know nothing about knives. Can you get a "decent" kitchen knife for a few bucks? Sure, but you're limiting yourself to a pretty small range of acceptable knives, and most of them aren't designed for heavy-duty use. I've tried a lot of knives, and I know of only one company that manufactures decent kitchen knives cheaply (and they're not for everyone, because they're very light and feel "cheap" even though the blades are high quality). Good quality chef's knives generally start around $50 and go up from there.

      If you cook a lot, you want a better tool -- particularly a chef's knife, which can be used for about 85% of kitchen tasks. Better quality knives can be less fatiguing to use, stay sharper longer, can sometimes stand up to greater stress for use in more tasks (this is particularly true of chef's knives, which are multipurpose), and are generally more durable.

      Of course, you have to know how to use a knife and know how to pick one appropriate for yourself and your needs in order to reap these benefits.

      $100 for a chef's knife is about mid-range for a professional, about what your standard professional-grade knives cost from the major European and Japanese manufacturers. Some people prefer fancy handmade Japanese knives (which tend to be manufactured to be super hard and thus can hold a thin, razor-sharp edge, but are more brittle), and those can run hundreds of dollars. Personally, I don't think these are worth it, but I don't judge those who buy them, because I know they have certain features that some people may want.

      You may not need these features, but that doesn't mean that some professionals who use that tool for 8 hours/day don't... or even some skilled home users who appreciate them.

    63. Re:Benefits by Enahs · · Score: 1

      Are you really comparing a $500 single-tasking gigantic iPod Touch to a chef's knife?

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    64. Re:Benefits by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Most people buy cutlery sets. A single knife is of zero use to anyone who actually cooks.

      Apple is selling a knife they claim can cut anything, but when you try to chop garlic, it suggests onions instead.

    65. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Backlit keyboards are one of those things that you think you don't need until you have one.

    66. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody would ever spend $40 on a pocket knife that's not only got a blade to cut things, but also a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a tiny saw, and some tweezers and get a che'fs knife. (something like that)

      I'm willing to bet that those that are not willing to pay the $100 would probably just spend $10 to get a similar but less efficient chef's knife.
      Chances are they would rather get one of those flip knives and cut their wrists before being seen cooking with tweezers and a tiny saw. You might not... but ey, it's not my friends laughing at me... you have those right?

    67. Re:Benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would if the $40 "super" knife cut your hand or poked your eye out whenever you tried to actually use it as a chef's knife.

    68. Re:Benefits by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Mac? Powerful graphics? Pass that joint around, please.

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  15. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by maccodemonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "As much as I enjoyed watching SJ take that clown to school, it probably isn't a good idea for him to do so since there's likely to be litigation against his employer in the near future."

    Jobs was doing well until he brought up porn.

    Porn has been published in every medium known to man since the beginning of time. We have literally found porn cave paintings. Porn is nothing new, and will continue to exist. And as long as it's existed, kids have always gotten their hands on it.

    Steve acting as if it was some new fad that Apple is attempting to stem is disturbing. I'm not saying they need to start putting porn in the app store, but c'mon, Apple stopping sideloading so they can keep the iPhone free of porn? There are already ways of getting porn on the device (web), and kids can very easily jailbreak the thing to load on whatever they want. Apple is making a dumb stand on principle.

    He told the Gawker editor that he'd understand if he had kids. One has to wonder if this is a result of a bad experience Steve has personally had with his family, and not so much a business decision.

  16. In the words of Aerosmith by JonChance · · Score: 1

    Dream on.

    I like the freedom that the PC offers. If I want to run Windows , Linux, BSD and any of it's 31 flavors, Solaris or even MacOS I can. Now before you say I am anti-Apple. I have an old Imac I am converting into a lunchbox computer. But I still like the freedom of my PC in all of it's wonderful quirks and hardware and software choices. Yes I realize that with great computing freedom comes risk, but at times that is the fun of it. I am not in this walled garden clueless as to what is out there.

    Jobs and Microsoft have something in common, both are waiting for the death of their biggest competition. For Jobs it is the PC and for Microsoft it is FOSS and Linux.

    I recall an Apple Advert that played on several Orwellian themes, Now days it appears that apple was just looking in to future and into a mirror...

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    1. Re:In the words of Aerosmith by cowscows · · Score: 1

      And there will always be someone out there to sell you stuff that you like. Meanwhile the bulk of people in the world want easier to use, fuss-free computers, and so Apple is trying to make them. No biggie.

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  17. Apple is the future, everyone else is dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve's right! All technology companies must shut down and we must all start purchasing everything exclusively from Apple. They're clearly the only option for the future.

    Seriously, everything Apple does is designed to keep you trapped within their closed ecosystem. If you succumb to Steve and has trashy products, the above message is what you're sending.

  18. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by gavron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hari Seldon wrote all about it.

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  19. Signs of insanity... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1, Funny

    LOL. This is like the pope telling scientists that “reality” is slipping away.

    My friend Jobs... before you tell others that their reality is slipping away, maybe you should check if you yourself still live in reality. ^^

    I’m just saying... no Java or Flash (or in fact any freedom to run what you like) on your devices, “because Steve Jobs said so” instead of what would have actually made sense... that should have been the first sign to bring the nice guys in the white coats with the straitjacket... ;)

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  20. people don't want to fiddle by fermion · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I hate to keep bringing this up, but people don't want to fiddle with machines. They want them to work. Most people I know buy PCs because that is what they use at work and school. They get free software and often free support.

    If the iPad can provide the functionality they need, and contrary to the false statement, free p0rn(who wants to pay for an app to pay for p0rn anyway) and let the kids write papers with a bluetooth keyboard and not have updates fail because MS cannot verify via WGA an accuse the user of theft, then why buy anything else?

    I feel a little disturbed that I can't change batteries, add memory, or write my own programs like I can on my Mac, but then I don't fix my own car anymore either. The worlds moves on, and one either moves or gets run over. And just look at the unemployment rate in the US to see what happens to those that get run over. Sure you can hold rallies and complain about taxes and blame the immigrants, but you are still run over.

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    1. Re:people don't want to fiddle by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Right people don't want to do so in general. However most people want to know that they can take it to a friends and they can do so if need be. Plus most people do want a custom option or two here or there, they probably don't want to constantly have to fiddle to get the thing to work. Which Apple has done a pretty good job of gutting. People do like a bit of control over what they do, they just don't want to be forced to fiddle to get the damned thing to work. That should not be confused with a desire to not ever fiddle.

    2. Re:people don't want to fiddle by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I hate to keep bringing this up, but people don't want to fiddle with machines. They want them to work. Most people I know buy PCs because that is what they use at work and school. They get free software and often free support.

      Very true. However, people don't understand how these things work. The ability to fiddle with a machine doesn't mean I have to be the one to fiddle. I can still gain from others' fiddling and offering me the fruit of their labor. I don't code the vast majority of software I use. I don't engineer the hardware I use. Sometimes I piece these things together myself. Other times, I find someone has come up with an interesting way of doing so and I've followed their instructions on how to to replicate their configuration.

      I feel a little disturbed that I can't change batteries, add memory, or write my own programs like I can on my Mac, but then I don't fix my own car anymore either. The worlds moves on, and one either moves or gets run over. And just look at the unemployment rate in the US to see what happens to those that get run over. Sure you can hold rallies and complain about taxes and blame the immigrants, but you are still run over.

      Or if you're like Apple and the world moved on, running you over, you keep working on another way to regain your footing. Even then, as interesting as the iPad is, we're far away from it having turned the tables of computing history. Apple is good at producing products who's time has come (and I do think the iPad as an information presentation device is an idea who's time has come) but they don't always hold on to those markets in the long term.

    3. Re:people don't want to fiddle by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Just a minor point, you can upgrade the memory on Macs.

      I think the iPad has its place, but the number of people that can simply dump their computers for a "post-PC" device seem small, most people seem to be using them in conjunction with PCs, not replacing PCs altogether.

      Apple does seem to have a plan to improve on the platform's limitations. I don't think it's a post-PC world yet. It looks like there are about a billion computers in use right now, 90 million iPhone OS devices doesn't quite compare yet. Not only that, the iPad requires a cable hook-up to a computer to activate it, which seems pretty unnecessary and I think shows that the platform isn't really post-PC if it's still stuck with a PC umbilical cord.

    4. Re:people don't want to fiddle by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      free p0rn(who wants to pay for an app to pay for p0rn anyway)

      I must have missed something.. how are you viewing porn without flash? Are there quicktime porn sites out there or something? I thought only pedophiles were still beating off to stills.

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    5. Re:people don't want to fiddle by devent · · Score: 1

      Why you can't it have both ways? You have a device that works like old Steve intended but you can extend it like a normal PC.

      I would understand if the device is cheap and you can't extend it because it doesn't have a hard drive or something else.

      Anyway, the marketing talk about how PCs are dying or the people don't want to do anything is just BF so sell it. The only reason why the iPad is so locked down is that Apple wants total control over it, so they can sell you more overpriced crap.

      You complain that you can't update your Windows because it fails the WGA verification but you like to buy a device that is so locked down that you can't use anything without Apples approval. It would be o.k. for me if the Apple's stuff was cheap, like throw-away cheap or the Nokia mobile phone that I got for 1 Euro cheap. But it's 500$, that is for me a high class device.

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    6. Re:people don't want to fiddle by steelfood · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it's so simple. The world moves on, but certain things don't.

      You can't change the laws of physics.

      You can't change the dynamics of human-to-human and human-to-world interaction.

      In the same sense that a small sensor will be noisy in low light conditions, people yearn for freedom to do as they please, especially with their material possessions. They don't always know that's what they want, and sometimes, they'll get emotional and want the exact opposite. But at the end of the day, they want to be able to do what they want, not what somebody tells them they can do. These two things may be in line right now, but the limitations artificially imposed upon the iPad will eventually start to prevent people from doing what they want.

      The only relevant question is, how long it will be before people run into this wall, and when they do, will the iPad be able to account for this.

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    7. Re:people don't want to fiddle by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      I never fiddle with my windows 7 workstation.

      on a regular basis.. the only fiddling i do is maybe install or uninstall a program.

      I built the machine, and I havent fiddled with it since.

    8. Re:people don't want to fiddle by tclgeek · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I've met very few people outside of techie circles who want a custom option or two. Kids, yeah. Geeks, yeah. My mom? Sisters? Cousins? People I interact with in professional offices (doctors, lawyers, etc). Not so much. They want to do what they want to do (doctoring, lawyering, planting gardens, sharing information with friends). None of that -- in the strictest sense -- requires "using a computer". The computer is just a device they have to use in order to do what they really want to do. Outside of computer geeks, nobody wants to "use a computer". They just don't. They want services that a computer provides, but as soon as a better device comes along that provides those services they'll drop the computer like a hot potato. I've met orders of magnitude more people like that than I have people who want options and ports and freedom to compile their own code.

    9. Re:people don't want to fiddle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to keep bringing this up, but people don't want to fiddle with machines. They want them to work.

      This is what most of you are missing.

      The iPad isn't for Slashdot readers. It isn't a computer anymore than your set top box is. You'd be better off critiquing it and Job's stance by thinking of it as an over-sized iPod Touch. People are going to buy the iPad who aren't going to fart around with Windows (or Linux!)... who just want to be able to use the device for what it does without a lot of fuss. This is, by the way, nothing new or surprising. Apple's approach since the Mac has been exactly this to some degree or other. They have been telling people what hardware they can use and how to right their code for years. This is just the next logical step in the progression. Since the days of the Mac, Apple's story is to give you something that works but you give up some control in return. Whether that's a devil's bargain or a blessed relief is up to you.

      For what it's worth, my suspicion is that the days of the open computer are numbered. It's getting harder and harder for computers to perform well with all the after-the-fact security layered on (not to mention the bloated applications), and it's getting more and more expensive to maintain all this stuff. The MacAfee debacle was an (unintended) warning. IT departments don't like having the entire company shut down because of an errant piece of software. My fear is that it won't be long before they decide the PC isn't worth the trouble and switch entirely over to cloud computing and locked down web browsing terminals.

    10. Re:people don't want to fiddle by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The worlds moves on, and one either moves or gets run over. And just look at the unemployment rate in the US to see what happens to those that get run over. Sure you can hold rallies and complain about taxes and blame the immigrants, but you are still run over.

      The difference in scale and significance here is awe-inspiring, though it pales beside the energy you've put into swallowing Apple's marketing BS. No one, and I mean absolutely no one is going to be "run over" for ignoring the iPad. It's a goddamn toy, for fuck's sake, not globalism and mass migration. All the iPad does is provide Apple fans with another expensive trinket to feel superior over. Yay for you. At the end of the day, you are not the vanguard of the future, you're just a bunch of middle to upper-middle class consumers buying this season's luxury toy. Apple's current product line has and will have no more broad societal impact than that of their nearest competitors: The Sharper Image and Brookstone.

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    11. Re:people don't want to fiddle by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      The fact that you, like Jobs, think that the unemployment rate is due to "People getting run over because they couldn't keep up", you are one of many who are a burden and a problem to this country.

      Please gain some common sense. Please talk to some unemployed people and figure out that it's heavily due to overwhelming overseas export of US jobs by companies like ...oh wait APPLE that are causing a significant portion of the unemployment.

      The fact that our entire country is struggling financially, whether or not you are, is a good sign that it's not because they're stupid or 'behind the times' that people are getting laid off.

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    12. Re:people don't want to fiddle by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      there is a very highly developed niche for quicktime porn. but unfortunately its all for gays!! i wonder if that has anything to do with iphone/pod/pad not having flash.

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    13. Re:people don't want to fiddle by dissy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it's so simple. The world moves on, but certain things don't.
      *snip*
      You can't change the dynamics of human-to-human and human-to-world interaction.

      Really? So what exactly is posting to slashdot called, compared to say 15 years ago when the internet didn't exist?

      Of course no one is crediting Apple with creating the Internet or anything, but it's a far cry from technology not being able to change the dynamics of human to human interactions as you claim...

      I'd say technology has changed human to human interactions as well as human to world ones, first with the technology of bulk mail, then voice communications, and again with the internet.

    14. Re:people don't want to fiddle by sjames · · Score: 1

      When your car stops in the middle of nowhere, I'll bet you're glad you can pop the hood and try to at least get it to limp to the next town.

    15. Re:people don't want to fiddle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, these "people" you speak of are a rarity among the /. crowd (those who haven't already drunk the Apple-flavored koolaid) and I for one do not welcome these non-fiddling 'appliance'-desiring overlords. I like fiddling with my 'machine' and I would much rather have to fiddle with a machine than not be able to fiddle with it due to draconian restrictions. Of course, as a card-carrying geek, the only fiddling I do is to make something work in a way I want it to, not to fix something that shouldn't be broken. And just because you don't fix your car, doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to fix your own car if you wanted to. Sure, a lot of it requires something you can plug into the diagnostic port (and from there you can do some fancy hacking) but a good deal of it is still mechanical parts and you're free to fiddle with it and with the appropriate knowledge, you can do whatever you want. If the system is closed, so is my wallet. I hope my fellow slashdotters who feel the same will join me in expressing their opinion in a very green manner.

    16. Re:people don't want to fiddle by oztiks · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit here, because I'm a developer and I write software for a living, a closed solution implies that eventually Apple will be able to do everything and one day my job will be redundant.

      Writing proper business solutions, concepts and ideas is something that Apple will never touch because its niche and industry focused.

      Apple, will never make industry specific "sophisticated" applications only simple ones. Nor will Google, Nor will Microsoft. They'll sell programs that the masses will use, but tools for businesses with specific needs, It's never going to happen.

      This is and has always been the biggest (most money) market in the entire of computing world.

      How many Mac lovers out there just suck it up and only use Macs at home and then fret about it in the workplace spouting "I wish we used Macs here"? ever knowing the real reason why their complaint is simply not realistic.

      Mac is trying to kill cloud, self distributed computing and virtualization. Mac is trying to limit our device usage. We are embarking on the industry of using tablets and phones to run core business functions at a press of a button and in the midst of it all the biggest system vendor is limiting? Absurd.

      Limit distribution and consolidation / overall control, its a determinant not an advantage.

      There are plenty of products now that are out there for the same price (cheaper) that does the same job just as easy as the iPad/iPhone. If I make the recommendation to a customer they need to buy 100 Android phones for staff because Apple tries to control a distribution model, forcing us to post updates on a live internet environment, the company's IT department is simply going to comply (with a smile) both from a cost and security factor.

    17. Re:people don't want to fiddle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can tell you, simple innovation is continuously killing software jobs. Not only reducing the number of jobs, but also reducing the requirements by making it trivial. There was a time when a software person had to worry about design. Now it is just slap widgets on the screen, connect them to data, and write a bit of shitty glue code. Anyone who thinks that Apple is the primary culprit is delusional. In fact one reason stated why developers don't like Apple is because it is too hard to use the enforced MVC.

      I don't see how anything can kill the cloud. As long as there is a standard based browser, the cloud will live. All Apple devices can use WevDAV, which means distributed authoring and versioning. All Apple devices have a standards based browser. There is no consolidation, just the rejection of MS proprietary vendor lockin. Right now there are Android devices, Apple devices, Symbian devices, even RIM rumored to have a mobile browsing device in the works. With the current standards, all can be part of the cloud.

    18. Re:people don't want to fiddle by oztiks · · Score: 1

      Its true that Apple isn't the only culprit. I guess that's why i threw Microsoft and Google into my argument.

      When it comes to cloud computing you can see Apple and Microsoft already baring down on several cloud concepts trying to patient therefore limiting the market from innovation without a M$ or Mac tax.

      The video format patients and the client side database concepts to name just 2.

      WebDav is hardly the solution I'm looking for though, I'm talking about the concept of being able to plug into a local VPN update all the iPhones and iPads in that VPN with a new software update. At present its all through the appstore, a public repository which means live code transit over the web.

      Funny story, i needed to access SSH on one of my linux servers the other day to solve a code issue on one of our UAT environments. Being on-site at a clients network, I called the admin on my company's end told him to punch a temporary hole in the firewall so I could SSH in, later finding out the corporate network (which still forces everyone to use ie6 still) wouldn't allow it.

      This sort of thing is typical for government, as it is for public companies, as it is for any decent sized network. If you try and sell the AppStore concept to an IT manager of a firm like that, explaining to them that in order to update 100 iPads which they might use as front desk solution as automated "check in" tools at a bus station that the code updates would come from the AppStore, you'd be told, piss off, who's the next supplier?

      This is only of one of many where I've seen Mac based solutions simply not cut the mustard, shall we go down the thin client road? ... In fact if Apple was smart they'd emphasize the X11 remote desktop tools and revolutionize the thin client world, yet alas, we cant expect them to really form a "revolution" because lets face it, its Mac they only want to re-brand existing technology, make it shiny, limit its use, then call it a revolution, shock horror that they'd actually do it properly.

    19. Re:people don't want to fiddle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't fix your car doesn't mean the rest of us don't like/want/able/have the time to. A lot of us LIKE to do it ourselves. Even if doesn't work right the first time.
      And for a lot of us its not because it's cheaper to do it ourselves. It's because we like to do it. It's amazing how everyone with the "I don't want to mess with my computer" because I don't want to mess with my car, always assumes the rest of us don't want to.

  21. It would be more interesting if RMS was added by yuhong · · Score: 1

    It would be more interesting if rms@gnu.org was added to the CC list.

    1. Re:It would be more interesting if RMS was added by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

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    2. Re:It would be more interesting if RMS was added by Animats · · Score: 1

      It would be more interesting if rms@gnu.org was added to the CC list.

      But not more enlightening. I've met Stallman.

    3. Re:It would be more interesting if RMS was added by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Thirded. This was some idiot talking to a rather highly intelligent Steve jobs... lets see how Jobs would do against a genius like Stallman though!

  22. What disappoints me... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is that the guy who decided to go up against Steve did such a tepid job of it.

    If you really feel like trying to piss Jobs off for his control-freakery and insistence on building Computers Where The Trains Run on Time, you don't just whine about "freedom", you throw his past as an ostensibly anti-establishment maverick in his face.

    "So, Steve, you finally got rid of those slots that Woz was always sneaking in to things, and have even managed to build a (walled) garden of pure ideology, where each user may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory runtimes and confusing languages..."

    1. Re:What disappoints me... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Of course, if he responds:

      "Our unification of Platform is more powerful a weapon than any Android on earth. Our enemies shall fragment themselves to death and we will bury them in their own version proliferation."

      Then you know you just got punked...

    2. Re:What disappoints me... by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Beautiful! Barkeep, Mod points all around, on me!

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  23. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by jcr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, sure there's going to be porn on the iPhone too, but Apple's not going to be the company that delivers it. Frankly, I can see where he's coming from on that, because the last thing a company of Apple's size needs is a pretext for puritans and politicians to bash them over.

    -jcr

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  24. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 for quotating Asimovs Fundation ^^

  25. Never forget: Mac is a PC. Jobs hates Freedom by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    iMacs, Macbooks, etc, are Personal Computers. Steve Jobs says that PCs are going away, and that lockdown is the future of computing. He's delusional. Where will the content come from for his iPads? Other iPads? There have to be non-locked-down computers in the future, and until people's internet access has five or six nines, the computers need to be Personal Computers, not cloud-servers.

  26. Yeah, people talking about freedom are often troll by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    it is easy to call someone a troll, especially if they come with inconvenient truths that hit just a little to close to home.

    Jobs first talks about freedom and then that freedom is not the issue. So what is it?

    In many ways we have been lucky with the PC. We could have ended up with Apple or Commodore controlling the market, both the software and the hardware. Good luck getting Linux to run on a closed platform. Just see how much harder it is to get Linux on a mac, and that is the mac of the company that did NOT end up controlling the entire market.

    While I dislike Gates with a passion, he did create a platform that is remarkably open. Old Borgie never cared if you watched porn on his OS. Never felt the need to keep the kiddies safe from titties. While I agree with Apples decision to ban flash from their platform, there is a danger in this.

    Tell me, would you tolerate the sugar company banning you from eating their sugar raw? No? Then explain why you tolerate Apple banning flash. And if you comment that you don't mind being banned from eating sugar raw because you don't do that anyway, then you just don't get it and never will. Please, do not vote or reproduce. Don't ask why, smarter people are telling you and you should listen.

    When does the line cross between protecting customers and controlling them? Would it be okay for MS to warn you that your are about to install virus? How about if they refuse to allow you to do so? How about a cheater program? A crack? You can argue for controlling such software but should MS be allowed to do so? Should Apple?

    A story below this one is the story of Google Docs not being fully compatible and that using it might result in data loss. Wouldn't it be nice if MS stopped you from loosing data by refusing to allow you to export your documents to other formats? Well would it?

    Who owns the iPad? Apple or the consumer? If MS tried to control your PC in the same way, would you tolerate it? Would you take it from Dell? Then why do you take it from Apple?

    Now you can ignore Apples control for now, because you can easily work around them. nobody has to have an iPad, iPhone, iPod or Mac. No really, you do not. So their control is "harmless". For now.

    But if we start allowing companies to believe that they can continue to tell us what they can do their products we bought from them, well where does it end? You see, I am still fearful of the DRM computer. The idea that has been floating around for a while to create system where the user no longer has final say in what runs and what does not on his on hardware. There are powerful interests from media companies (and Steve "Disney" Jobs knows this more then most) to make this happen. What we DON'T need right now is for consumer to just roll over on total control over their own possessions for a shiny toy.

    Pierce through the Steve Jobs reality distortion field and you are being sold DRM. It might be shiny DRM, but that doesn't change its nature.

    It might be harmless now, but will it continue to be harmless? Read some of the wilder proposals from the content industries, including such things as filters on all hardware to screen for copyrighted content and block its display. Would you buy it? Would you buy it from Apple? You are already doing it. Step 1 complete.

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  27. Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Millennium · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Negative freedoms: the biggest load of BS to infect pop sociology in the last century. When someone claims to offer or desire "freedom from" anything, run for the hills, because they are either too naive to understand the costs or too traumatized to care. Neither viewpoint is healthy.

    1. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that we should be looking for the freedom from freedoms from stuff?

      Head detonation in 3... 2... 1...

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    2. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by dangitman · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Negative freedoms: the biggest load of BS to infect pop sociology in the last century. When someone claims to offer or desire "freedom from" anything, run for the hills,

      Freedom from murder isn't a freedom? Freedom from discrimination isn't a freedom? Freedom from government censorship? These are established legal freedoms and human rights. Where do you get this nonsense from?

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    3. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by The+Second+Horseman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Freedom from censorship" is "freedom of expression". "Freedom from discrimination" is "equal rights under the law". "Freedom from murder" - well, again, since you presumably have a right to life and liberty, yes, murdering you abridges that right. But it's not a "freedom from".

      Rights are better stated in the affirmative. If you talk about all the things you should be protected against (since that's somewhat limitless), it's difficult to enumerate all of them. Stating an affirmative right ("freedom of expression" or "freedom of religion") makes it clear that there are few, if any exceptions, unless it tramples on someone else's affirmatively stated rights.

    4. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by dangitman · · Score: 1

      "Freedom from censorship" is "freedom of expression".

      And it's also freedom from censorship.

      "Freedom from discrimination" is "equal rights under the law".

      And it's also freedom from discrimination.

      "Freedom from murder" - well, again, since you presumably have a right to life and liberty, yes, murdering you abridges that right. But it's not a "freedom from".

      How is it not a freedom from murder?

      Rights are better stated in the affirmative.

      Why?

      If you talk about all the things you should be protected against (since that's somewhat limitless), it's difficult to enumerate all of them.

      It's equally as difficult to enumerate all the things one should have the freedom to do.

      Stating an affirmative right ("freedom of expression" or "freedom of religion") makes it clear that there are few, if any exceptions, unless it tramples on someone else's affirmatively stated rights.

      Not really. Take "freedom of religion" as an example. That phrasing doesn't make it clear that one should also be free to be without religion. It could be interpreted to mean that religion is free to do whatever it pleases.

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    5. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by masmullin · · Score: 1

      No. Freedom from murder isn't freedom, nor is freedom from discrimination, or freedom from government censorship.

      The addition of the word freedom is simply cliche and rather meaningless (not to mention incorrect... you can still be murdered or discriminated or censored).

    6. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom from murder isn't a freedom? Freedom from discrimination isn't a freedom? Freedom from government censorship? These are established legal freedoms and human rights. Where do you get this nonsense from?

      Freedom from murder = Freedom of Life
      Freedom from discrimination = Freedom of Liberty
      Freedom from government censorship = Freedom of Free Speech

      The latter (and older) implies an empowerment for the individual or society.
      The former implies a big brother protecting you from something else, which is not an empowerment.

      Semantics technically, but he did have a good point that 'Freedom From" is a newer phrase, and tends to be more a tool of for-profit businesses (listen to phrasing on a lot of ads and commercials nowadays) rather than for high-minded ideals.

    7. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by 517714 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You may think you have the freedom to do something, but in actuality, the government is prohibited from preventing you from engaging in that activity. Freedom of speech is really freedom from government interference in your speech. The most important freedoms we enjoy are "freedoms from".

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    8. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by dangitman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No. Freedom from murder isn't freedom, nor is freedom from discrimination, or freedom from government censorship.

      Why not? How about freedom from slavery? I think there are quite a few million people who would agree that their freedom from slavery is an actual freedom.

      (not to mention incorrect... you can still be murdered or discriminated or censored).

      This is a nonsensical argument. You have the right to liberty, freedom of speech, etc. That doesn't mean those rights can't be infringed. Are you saying that the Bill of Rights and the Constitution are meaningless because it is physically possible to violate those laws? You're completely missing the point.

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    9. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Freedom from murder = Freedom of Life

      If those are equivalent, then how is execution by the State legal? Murder is illegal, but you can be sentenced to death by electric chair or lethal injection, so you don't really have freedom of life, do you? You're not even allowed to legally kill your own self.

      Freedom from discrimination = Freedom of Liberty

      But you're not at liberty to murder someone, so how do you have freedom of liberty?

      Freedom from government censorship = Freedom of Free Speech

      But you don't have the right to shout "fire" in a crowded theater, so how do you have freedom of speech?

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    10. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by masmullin · · Score: 1

      freedom from slavery

      Another cliche. The "from slavery" words are pointless towards the definition you are describing.

      You should really *think* about the words you type rather than parrot what you hear on TV.

      This is a nonsensical argument. You have the right to liberty, freedom of speech, etc. That doesn't mean those rights can't be infringed. Are you saying that the Bill of Rights and the Constitution are meaningless because it is physically possible to violate those laws?

      You really do have a basic comprehension problem dont you?

      There is a difference between freedom of speech *which grants you the ability to say what you want-it additionally grants speech to the list of freedoms you already enjoy* vs freedom from being murdered *which is just a retards way of defining "security of person"* Freedom is different from security... just because you heard some moron on the news (or maybe it was a moron with the initials of GW) call security a freedom doesn't make it so. Freedom is different from security, you can have one without (either the former or the later) the other.

      Freedom from government censorship is a silly way of saying "freedom of speech." If you hear anyone ever speak the words "freedom from government censorship" ask them "do you mean free speech, because if you do, just say free speech."

      You're completely missing the point.

      Im not missing the point at all, I understand the point you are trying to state, and it's incorrect. the point *I* am making is that your verbiage and general use of language is based on parroting nonsensical statements you hear on TV. The GGGP is explaining that the term "freedom from" is BS. There is no such thing as a negative freedom (a "freedom from"), you cannot take away something and expect a higher degree of freedom. you can only grant freedom by addition (saying Positive freedom is another useless statement as the word positive is redundant).

      I am hereby granting you the freedom from being a moron.

    11. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Kohath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All those folks who wanted freedom from slavery just didn't understand the big picture, huh?

      Freedom from something harmful, like spam and viruses (to get back on topic a little) is great when you're being harmed.

      In fact, the negative freedoms are really the only ones we're entitled to. Free expression is just freedom from someone forcing you to shut up, for example.

      The freedom to express yourself is all too often confused with "gimme a government grant" so I can get high and be a sculptor instead of getting a job and being a grownup.

    12. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by dangitman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You should really *think* about the words you type rather than parrot what you hear on TV.

      That's an ironic statement, given how little thought you have put into your words.

      There is a difference between freedom of speech *which grants you the ability to say what you want-it additionally grants speech to the list of freedoms you already enjoy* vs freedom from being murdered *which is just a retards way of defining "security of person"* Freedom is different from security...

      I never said anything about security. Do you have reading comprehension problems?

      Freedom from government censorship is a silly way of saying "freedom of speech."

      They are two different things, but they are both meaningful. "Freedom" has many different shades of meaning. For example: when I am on vacation, I am free from the duties of my job. So, please explain again how "freedom from" is not a valid term.

      If you hear anyone ever speak the words "freedom from government censorship" ask them "do you mean free speech, because if you do, just say free speech."

      But "free speech" can have meanings other than "freedom from government censorship," so they aren't equivalent.

      the point *I* am making is that your verbiage and general use of language is based on parroting nonsensical statements you hear on TV.

      That would be a stupid thing to say, because it is not.

      The GGGP is explaining that the term "freedom from" is BS. There is no such thing as a negative freedom (a "freedom from"), you cannot take away something and expect a higher degree of freedom.

      That's completely nonsensical. Saying "freedom from" is not a "negative freedom" - that's just a made-up term that makes no sense. It's Orwellian doublespeak. We can't be free if we aren't free from certain things, like oppression.

      How is saying that one should be "free from tyranny" at odds with saying one should be "have freedom of liberty"? They are just different expressions of a similar sentiment.

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    13. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Thalaric · · Score: 1

      You're right, certain protections take the form of a negative right. Anti-discrimination laws do not fall under equal protection because that is a requirement of governments, not individuals, except as a forced restricting of, e.g. a business's right to discriminate. The reason is as follows.

      There is no Freedom from Oprah Winfrey, but you have a right to choose what you watch. They are different, because one puts the onus on society to "protect" you from what you don't like (take off the air and block it from transmission) while the other forces you to take responsibility and pro-actively choose not to engage with it.

      Sometimes a thing becomes so entrenched and damaging to society that it effectively removes your right to make any choice, which is when a negative right might be required (but hopefully this is rare). Personally I think "freedom from discrimination" has outgrown its purpose. Racial discrimination as it was in the 50s required it, but today its just fodder for the lawyers.

    14. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Thalaric · · Score: 1

      I think he meant one can legally racially discriminate in America. That is true. Governments can't because of equal protection. Businesses can't because of anti-discrimination laws. But you can.

      Unlike discrimination, which is a choice of the person doing the discriminating (see my other post for an explanation of this), slavery directly infringes a person's ability to make a choice. It is direct coercion, not comparable to a "negative right", but is just one aspect of a person's right to liberty.

    15. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I think he meant one can legally racially discriminate in America. That is true. Governments can't because of equal protection. Businesses can't because of anti-discrimination laws. But you can.

      Which is why "freedom from" tends to be a more precise usage. You can say you have "freedom from government discrimination" but saying that you have "freedom of equality" falls down, because in many cases you don't.

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    16. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah... that whole freedom from oppression thing is/was just donkey doo-doo

    17. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Freedoms

    18. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Millennium · · Score: 1

      And I would put JFK into the "naive" category, particularly given the fundamental incompatibility of his first two freedoms with the last.

    19. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I definitely want freedom from persecution. I wish I could be freed from dealing with whiners. I'd like to be freed from needing to install Microsoft products to do my work.

      What's wrong with "freedom from"? "Freedom" itself is a tricky concept. A lot of smart people still get tripped up in trying to think about "free will" and such.

    20. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you get this nonsense from?

      From the same place where you get your freedom from flying pigs and invisible pink unicorns.

    21. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      "Freedom from censorship" is "freedom of expression". "Freedom from discrimination" is "equal rights under the law". "Freedom from murder" - well, again, since you presumably have a right to life and liberty, yes, murdering you abridges that right. But it's not a "freedom from".

      Rights are better stated in the affirmative. If you talk about all the things you should be protected against (since that's somewhat limitless), it's difficult to enumerate all of them. Stating an affirmative right ("freedom of expression" or "freedom of religion") makes it clear that there are few, if any exceptions, unless it tramples on someone else's affirmatively stated rights.

      War is peace.
      Freedom is slavery.
      Ignorance is strength.

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    22. Re:Ah, yes; "freedom from." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve's problem here isn't that he's stating negative freedoms. Negative freedoms exist and are the best kind of freedom by far. The problem is that he's pretending restrictions on your behaviour are actually freedoms. Freedom from porn, even if you want to look at porn. Freedom from battery intensive programs, even if you want to run them. They aren't freedoms at all, negative or otherwise. They're restrictions that you can't choose to legitimately bypass. It's pretty hardcore doublethink.

  28. Somethings slipping away... by nickdwaters · · Score: 2, Informative

    The only thing I see slipping is Steve's grip on reality. The Apple world is infitesimal compared to PC.

  29. The more here squeezes... by rec9140 · · Score: 1

    the more sales of crapple crap will slip through his hands....

    Don't own, don't use crapple and will never will.

    If any ones world is slipping away its crapple...

    squeeze harder while you can joboi...

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    1. Re:The more here squeezes... by Arker · · Score: 1

      I used Apple for several years. They made very nice computers. I still cant get a Windows or Linux portable to handle the lid close event properly - dead easy on an Apple running OSX. We still have a couple of iMacs here and they are nice machines.

      But the iPhone and iPad are total crap. And it looks like OS X is progressively following the same road to crapville, even while Apple neglects that product line to focus on them. Very sad and disappointing.

      I *do* think that it makes sense going forward to focus a lot on the portable devices. That is clearly where there is room for market expansion, and that market is going to be very important for the future. But if it goes forward in the way Apple is trying to take it forward... that is a nightmare.

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  30. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He told the Gawker editor that he'd understand if he had kids. One has to wonder if this is a result of a bad experience Steve has personally had with his family, and not so much a business decision.

    Hand lotion.
    Tissue.
    the Woz.
    Naked.

    Get the picture?

    Steve did. And he cannot get it out of his head (even though his liver tried its best, bless its little heart.)

  31. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by maccodemonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Well, sure there's going to be porn on the iPhone too, but Apple's not going to be the company that delivers it."

    There is a difference between Apple delivering porn, and Apple attempting to stop everyone else from delivering it.

    I've worked for an organization that buys Apple products in several thousand batches (they're the biggest spenders on Apple products in education in their respective state. And the state in question is a west coast state that is very big on technology.) The major holdup with the iPad has been sideloading. It's very difficult for an organization to manage iPads en masse when they can't even manage the deployed software easily. The lack of sideloading was first blamed on mobile applications threatening cell networks (which everyone knows is a load of bull), and then more recently, porn.

    The organization in question currently runs off Macbooks. The kids have loaded porn on the Macbooks. Before that we had desktop machines. The kids loaded porn on those. Hell, I remember before we had computers and the kids brought porno magazines to school. Yes, we were concerned about porn, but it was nothing new.

    While Apple restricting the device makes it easier for us to enforce discipline, it also cuts us off at the knees and almost makes the iPad a non starter in enterprise. Yes, Apple does offer a private app store for your organization. But that doesn't really mean much when we need a way of loading software onto thousands of devices at once.

    Apple is supposedly sending engineers to my old employer to look at these issues. I hope it results in an improvement to the manageability of iPhone OS.

  32. How to beat the iPad by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    1) get Chinese hardware manufacturers to clone the hardware
    2) set up App store.
    3) make sure it is [b]very[/b] well optimized for flash video
    4) Include Silicone case. Very warm battery. Good for 'reading' in bed.
    5) including all the tunneling software built in. Make sure "It just Works" especially in non-Western nations.
    6) Start viral rumor, which turns out to be true, about secret "porn mode" switch.
    7) Profit!

    1. Re:How to beat the iPad by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 1, Troll
      You just proved why Apple doesn't want flash:

      3) make sure it is very well optimized for flash video

      See, the problem with that is that only Adobe can "make sure" that their flash player can be well optimized for any device. They have failed to do so for Macs (and linux damn it!). If say, Flash was on the iphone and it was pretty bad or just not good enough, problems with battery life, CPU being hammered by the flash player, crashes, etc would be pointed at Apple by the majority of the public. Apple doesn't want to be blamed for that. They want to control their own system. On top of that, if the flash player worked better on the Android or RIM, then apple would look pretty bad in the eyes of the public. Also, if say, Apple adds new features and the flash player takes 1-2 years to take advantage of that, then those features cannot be used to differentiate their device with other devices. Apple doesn't want that either. They want to control their devices.

    2. Re:How to beat the iPad by Arker · · Score: 1

      They want to control your devices.

      Fixed that for you.

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  33. Re:Never forget: Mac is a PC. Jobs hates Freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple, Microsoft, and the RIAA/MPAA would disagree.

  34. So is it or is it not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About freedom Steve? First mail says it is all about Freedom (fine print - as he defines it.) Then few mails later suddenly it is not about Freedom. It is about Apple doing the right thing.

    May be in Steve's world Freedom is a code name for a future product which has an ability to disappear when you make it do something that Apple don't want you to make it do.
    (Sorry Jail breakers and Porn fans - you are just going to have to give it up.)

  35. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

    because the last thing a company of Apple's size needs is a pretext for puritans and politicians to bash them over.

    He's chosen instead a stance that everyone else can bash Apple over. Steve Jobs is supposed to be peddling coolness, but his attitude on porn comes off as distinctly old-fashioned and out-of-touch.

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  36. Steve is so wrong here by Dracos · · Score: 1

    He should go over to Pixar and ask the artists, modelers and animators there how they would enjoy having an iPad as a workstation. If he fires everyone that laughs at him, no creative talent will remain there.

    1. Re:Steve is so wrong here by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Uh... when has Jobs (or anyone) proposed iPads as heavy-duty professional 3D rendering workstations? Jobs would laugh at the idea, too.

    2. Re:Steve is so wrong here by carcosa30 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, man, I really don't know what he's smoking.

      Maybe the chemotherapy meds have affected his brain or something. He seems to be increasingly belligerent.

      Maybe he knows that he's increasingly painted into a corner. The iPad did AWESOMELY well, but I think Google is going to come along with something that's going to blow them out of the water.

      Maybe there's just something about becoming a large company that makes companies misbehave and lose marketshare because of it.

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    3. Re:Steve is so wrong here by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      Especially when his company already sells a product suitable for such a task, the Mac Pro.

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  37. All these IPad apps soon to run under Ninnle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that Ninnle Labs has been developing an application that allows you to run applications for IPad, IPhone, IPod and Mac under Ninnle Linux, and it's seamless to the host system. I plan on installing this on my Ninnle box as soon as it's available.

  38. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jobs' empire is falling down around him. All hail FOSS, Linux, Android, and no more closed-source.

    It is, after all, the 10th anniversary of the year of Linux on the desktop.

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  39. then steve said... by ifeelswine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Ok... Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!! [hangs up] [to assistant] Can you find out who that was?"

    1. Re:then steve said... by sayfawa · · Score: 1

      Awesome. I just watched that for the Nth time last night. But I never associated those two guys until your post. But that's definitely how I'll think of Jobs from now on. But let me edit it a bit...

      "Ok... Valleywag, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of techno-blog bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but gadgets, Jack, are my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call fucking Groklaw and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP LIKE BRIAN LAM!!! [hangs up] [to assistant] Can you find out who that was?"

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  40. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by dangitman · · Score: 1

    While I dislike Gates with a passion, he did create a platform that is remarkably open.

    But the Mac OS is just as open as Windows. And Windows Phone 7 is just as closed as the iPhone. So, where's the difference?

    Tell me, would you tolerate the sugar company banning you from eating their sugar raw? No? Then explain why you tolerate Apple banning flash

    The problem is that you're talking about two radically different things. Apple has not banned Flash, they are just not providing it on their mobile devices. Adobe is still free to offer it on whatever other platforms will allow them to. In your analogy, I guess it's the difference between the sugar company passing a law to prevent you eating sugar, versus them not providing you with a spoon to eat their sugar with.

    If you are all about freedom, then does Apple not have the freedom to ship whatever software they like on their products? Should they be mandated to package somebody else's software? Why is nobody whining about RealPlayer not being installed on iPhones?

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  41. All the cursing by KrugalSausage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it funny that Ryan Tate is unable to engage in rational dialog without cursing (cursing is the analog to yelling in real life), especially when he has a chance to actually engage with the most well known CEO on the planet. He squandered it and comes away looking like an ass.

    1. Re:All the cursing by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      While I agree with Ryan tate's position... I agree that he did come off as a bit of an internet asshole. But He was still in the right, point wise.

      Jobs looked more like an ass when he whipped out the "Well what have you ever done?" bullshit.

      Steve, he married his wife, found love, works a good job that deals with stuff he enjoys... He's lived a satifying life like most people try, and while it will never be as castle in the sky as Steve's god like status... Its humble, its real, and just as important.

      Jobs just looked like a big baby with that comment.

  42. Sorry Stevey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I am a PC.

  43. St. Jobs by offrdbandit · · Score: 1

    I'll bet this Tate guy would use his iTunes in the production of chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons if not for the courageous and providential oversight provided by St. Jobs's.

  44. ramblings of a dying egomaniac... by tehIvyn · · Score: 0, Troll

    Steve is a rapidly dying, mentally, emotionally and physically deteriorated ruin of a human being, bent on control fueled by his narcissism trying to slap together a legacy pyramid for himself. I sat across the table from the man and he is freaking nuts and everyone who works for him knows it. Pitiful.

    1. Re:ramblings of a dying egomaniac... by tk77 · · Score: 1

      I sat across the table from the man and he is freaking nuts and everyone who works for him knows it. Pitiful.

      ... and yet they continue to work for him. And his company continues to make massive amounts of money.

      I guess in that case I wouldn't mind so much being a rapidly dying, mentally, emotionally and physically deteriorated ruin of a human being, bent on control fueled by his narcissism trying to slap together a legacy pyramid for himself.

    2. Re:ramblings of a dying egomaniac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't mind so much being a rapidly dying
      You apparently have no idea what it's like to be dying. Don't worry, you will figure out eventually.

  45. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by lul_wat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "There's an App for that ..."

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  46. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 1

    n many ways we have been lucky with the PC. We could have ended up with Apple or Commodore controlling the market, both the software and the hardware. Good luck getting Linux to run on a closed platform. Just see how much harder it is to get Linux on a mac, and that is the mac of the company that did NOT end up controlling the entire market.

    I have no idea what you are talking about. Installing linux on a mac is as easy as installing it on a pc. The difference is that the macs do not use a BIOS, so you need to install something that helps as a boot manager (rEFIt). Apple's boot manager doesn't recognize linux (I think) I give you that, but at least they include a boot manager that can boot more than just their own OS (windows) and can boot from the network and from external devices. I dont think you understand what a mac actually offers.

    While I dislike Gates with a passion, he did create a platform that is remarkably open. Old Borgie never cared if you watched porn on his OS. Never felt the need to keep the kiddies safe from titties. While I agree with Apples decision to ban flash from their platform, there is a danger in this.

    I'm pretty sure Steve doesn't care if you use an iphone or an ipad to watch some porn. He just doesn't want to distribute it thru Apple's store. Just like Gates [MS] never distributed porn.

    Then explain why you tolerate Apple banning flash

    That sugar analogy didn't work. but I'm going to explain why I tolerate Apple banishing flash. I love it, because I had to use flash on a non-windows environment. It sucks. On a C2D2 mac laptop, it consumes about 80-90% CPU on some (if not most) non video flash apps. It makes the battery die faster. It makes the whole laptop run very hot. I don't want developers to feel comfortable developing for the lowest denominator (flash) that has demonstrated that sucks.

    When does the line cross between protecting customers and controlling them? Would it be okay for MS to warn you that your are about to install virus? How about if they refuse to allow you to do so? How about a cheater program? A crack? You can argue for controlling such software but should MS be allowed to do so? Should Apple?

    I would love for MS to warn if you are about to install a virus. And would love if they refused my parents (and other tech people) of installing it. A cheater program is not the same as a virus, so I'm not going to lump them together with viruses.

    Who owns the iPad? Apple or the consumer? If MS tried to control your PC in the same way, would you tolerate it? Would you take it from Dell? Then why do you take it from Apple?

    APple doesnt try to control the mac, so you cant compare it to the PC. You can comprate it with say the new Windows 7 mobile phones that will only allow silverlight apps.

  47. Some people just want A to B in style & comfor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I'll get ruffled is when I have to use altogether different fuel and roads to enjoy them with. They all have their benefits, and none can do what the other can.

    The key is, it's all dictated by the circumstances surrounding the use - and if someone is inducing those conditions for personal reasons, I'll be irked, whether it's a computer platform, automotive fuel, food choice, or audio media - it's all the same.. There's a selfish way to do it, and an altruistic way. The first will likely be about profit and notoriety which can be 'pure' motives just as well the other, where the majority of the motivation comes from some other source - creative urge, societal need, intellectual competition.

    Compromise is the driving force behind the first, with an utter lack of compromise backing the second, and they need each other.

  48. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by rjiy · · Score: 1

    So, you're saying Apple is suddenly afraid of taking on puritans (of all people)?? That's not the counter-culture Apple I grew up admiring.

    Lets face it, Apple is getting Disneyfied/Pixar'ed. You may make oodles of money, but it's just not the real world.

  49. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by Kjella · · Score: 1

    I have an open platform, it's the PC and last I checked you needed no signature to run anything on the Mac either. If you think all companies around the world will ever require the sign-off of Steve Jobs to run their custom software you are smoking some really, really good shit. The question is, does everything I own have to be this sort of end user changable thingy? Really, it doesn't. My phone has exactly the features it has and they won't change unless Nokia says so, and while I'm aware of homebrew my Wii is as Nintendo made it. Amd yeah so I own it but I never bought it under the pretense of being anything else than an appliance and it serves the advertised purpose.

    Sure, they're almost all computers in drag these days and Turing complete but I already have one of those. And it's running Linux so it's so top to bottom open as possible. It's very neat but as I think all of us know choosing that freedom comes with a price in the selection of hardware, software and online services that don't like your browser or system configuration. I would never put my documents on a closed plaform but when I game on the Wii I want to play here and now, and honestly if I can't run it in 10 years when the hardware is dead and Nintendo has obsoleted the console I will survive. I figure it's the same with Apple and their iGarden.

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  50. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by gavron · · Score: 1

    > "There's an App for that..."

    Sure, but it wasn't approved for the iStore.

    E

  51. This means he's not 100% sure himself by melted · · Score: 1

    This means he's not 100% sure himself if his strategy will play out in the end. If he was sure, he wouldn't be debating.

    1. Re:This means he's not 100% sure himself by masmullin · · Score: 1

      No, it means that Steve noticed that he was debating against an idiot and decided to take advantage of the metaphorical "straw man"

  52. "Sent from my iPad" by ClosedSource · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why, did you do something with your iPad that was unauthorized by Apple?

  53. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a difference between Apple delivering porn, and Apple attempting to stop everyone else from delivering it.

    Sure there'ss a difference, and Apple isn't trying to stop anyone else from delivering it. Try it for yourself: go to any porn site with Mobile Safari. Apple's not going to host porn apps on the App store, and that's a good business decision.

    -jcr

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  54. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    Did you use to sell mortgage backed securities?

  55. Except Apple is not interested in "winning" by melted · · Score: 1

    They're interested in making money. If there is something mobile and connected that this 26% wants to buy that has a substantial profit margin in it, you can bet Apple is working on it _right now_. The key word here is "profit" though, Apple wouldn't sink billions into something just for the marketshare.

    1. Re:Except Apple is not interested in "winning" by hhawk · · Score: 1

      In countries were people earn a few $1,000 a year or even a few hundred, I don't see how Apple could make a product cheap enough to make $$.. but it would be great if they had a $50 phone that worked on more than one network at a reasonable price (and on a network that works).

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    2. Re:Except Apple is not interested in "winning" by Shag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In countries were [sic] people earn a few $1,000 a year or even a few hundred, I don't see how Apple could make a product cheap enough to make $$.

      I spent 2 weeks in Uganda at the beginning of this year. (There was a nice annular solar eclipse.) Per-capita GDP is about $1,300. Of course, that's an average - some folks make less, some make more - and includes kids and whatever.

      Anyway, anyone who makes enough above that average has an iPod. At least a shuffle or a nano. People who can afford one - say, managers - have an iPhone 3G S. There are ads for the iPhone all over Kampala. There's an Apple authorized reseller downtown.

      There's also a lot of counterfeit product from China in the market, which is a lot cheaper and typically breaks after a few months. It's interesting to go to a market that doesn't have the level of IP law and trade regulation in place that the US does.

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    3. Re:Except Apple is not interested in "winning" by melted · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be super-expensive (see e.g. iPod nano or shuffle). It just has to have a ~25-30% profit margin built in.

    4. Re:Except Apple is not interested in "winning" by hhawk · · Score: 1

      cheap and actually have some functionality... Wifi is enough.. doesn't have to be cell based.. but we are talking about internet devices basically..

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  56. I guess Jobs wont be needing those intel cpus... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0, Troll

    I guess Jobs wont be needing intel cpus and intel motherboards. You know the PC hardware that his company moved to after their own hardware was found to be terribly poor performing and far behind intel.

    Yeah. Steve. Stop selling Macs. Go right ahead please.

    Steve Jobs is a fucking asshole, and has always been one.

  57. The real reason Jobs doesn't want Flash by carcosa30 · · Score: 1

    The real reason he doesn't want Flash on the iPad is because Apple is increasingly lining up against Google in many markets. Google's ownership of Youtube, and therefore fast online video with an incredibly huge library, is a threat to Apple.

    Jobs and Apple want a walled-garden store. Since video is arguably the iPad's single killer app, and a place where it actually does look extremely impressive, they can't afford to have another company dominant in that sector.

    Prediction: Google is going to wipe its ass on that overpriced piece of toilet paper.

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    1. Re:The real reason Jobs doesn't want Flash by pesc · · Score: 1

      The real reason he doesn't want Flash on the iPad is because Apple is increasingly lining up against Google in many markets. Google's ownership of Youtube, and therefore fast online video with an incredibly huge library, is a threat to Apple.

      Jobs and Apple want a walled-garden store. Since video is arguably the iPad's single killer app, and a place where it actually does look extremely impressive, they can't afford to have another company dominant in that sector.

      So you think the real reason for excluding Flash is to block Youtube?

      So how come iPad ships with a Youtube application?
      http://www.apple.com/ipad/guided-tours/#youtube

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    2. Re:The real reason Jobs doesn't want Flash by PPH · · Score: 1

      Google's ownership of Youtube, and therefore fast online video with an incredibly huge library,

      But is Google/YouTube that tightly bound to Flash? Its not that difficult to convert the content to another format.

      is a threat to Apple.

      Perhaps. That library will cut into Apple's potential market for an iVideo extention to iTunes. But when Apple created the iPod, they didn't lock it down to their proprietary format. And iTunes still did pretty well growing in an MP3 world.

      But Flash isn't MP3, from a licensing perspective. Although the battle appears to be between Apple and Google, someone knowledgeable in the area of Adobe licensing terms may be able to shed some light on whether traps may exist for content providers, specifically Apple and their preferred business model.

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    3. Re:The real reason Jobs doesn't want Flash by masmullin · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything except your prediction. I think the headstart that Apple has is a significant advantage over google (which may take 1.5 years to come up with something of equal quality).

    4. Re:The real reason Jobs doesn't want Flash by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so sure. My prediction is that /. will turn against google and we'll the same type of Loathing of Google as people like to post about Apple now and Microsoft before them. How do I know? Because 10 years ago Apple was the great white knight of /. that could do no harm. They based OSX on BSD (okay wasn't Linux but at least it was opensource, which was seen as a victory by many around here at the time), then they took over CUPS and brought a decent printing system to *IUX, then they took KHTML and turned into the Browser engine of choice. That all began to change around 2005/2006 with the success of the ITMS and then the iPhone and Google began to rise in the eyes of slashdot.

      Well, we're starting to see the trend change against Google because of "Google Evil Privacy invasion". I don't know who exactly is going to replace Google as the "Great White Knight of Slashdot". Maybe Canonical and Ubuntu. But only until they become "too successful"

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  58. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by maccodemonkey · · Score: 1

    "Sure there'ss a difference, and Apple isn't trying to stop anyone else from delivering it. Try it for yourself: go to any porn site with Mobile Safari. Apple's not going to host porn apps on the App store, and that's a good business decision."

    I agree they're not stopping anyone from doing anything in Mobile Safari, but at that point you have to ask why they're stopping sideloading of apps. There is nothing stopping XCode from provisioning for non app store free distribution (like it already does for beta testing purposes), and iPhone OS being UNIX can already securely sandbox things.

    It's kind of a weird distinction to make. "We won't let the user load their own porn apps on for the childrens! But the childrens are welcome to use Safari to find porn!" If you're freely allowing content via one medium, why are you blocking it in another?

  59. Awesome on so many levels by PedoPope · · Score: 0

    So Steve engages someone whose parent company is being criminally investigated. What part of "you have the right to STFU" did this moron not get? Now there's a nice text-trail to be handed off to the lawyers. Bravo Ryan - you've been played.

  60. Future thinking is not decided on the exact 1st... by bussdriver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IF the iPad is the future; the future will NOT be iPads all over, it will an evolution of the concepts that made it so big that will change everything and people will point back to the source of that to the iPad; or for the technology, back to the Newton, PC Tablet, and iPhone - but mostly back to the iPad.

    Expect heavy bitching to create competitors and nudge apple into other directions. The ubuntu like app stores will continue to be popular - and the list will continue to be filtered to a select few to cut down on the bloat of crap software. Apple is protecting their experience by acting as a gateway now and it has proven effective; but at some point it could change.

    The 1st mac changed the world forever. It wasn't the 1st on all of it, they payed xerox for secrets that the public didn't know about. The computers today are quite different but they are BASED upon that early mac.

    The iPad could very well be the future of laptop computing for MOST of the world of the future and while the tablet PC was 1st (or arguably the Newton) and the others didn't win over the public; like the iPod came in late in the game; as well as the iPhone.

    I will not buy an iPad. Its not good enough or open enough for me yet.

  61. Freedom from religion is a real freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're free to have your religion, I should have the right not to have it forced on me, i.e., the freedom from religion.

    I'm not asking you to take away choice; I want to be able to choose to be free from religion.

    (This isn't the same as Jobs's crazy world view, where people are better off when he disallows them from doing things...)

  62. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care what other people use. I've been using Linux as my desktop since 1993.

  63. Re:I guess Jobs wont be needing those intel cpus.. by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    Have you seen most of what's on Youtube? It's not a threat to Apple or to anyone offering premium content.

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  64. Freedom from Porn by dysonlu · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sounds like Communism.

    1. Re:Freedom from Porn by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the opposite of communism. To me communism would share the porn, and porn would be created by the government to ensure the employment of pornographers and fair pricing on beat off material.

      Of course, government porn would be bad porn, because the actors would get paid regardless of good performances (such is the way of governments). Actors would be hired not based on looks, but instead of bureaucratic nepotism (4" cocks, saggy breasts, and liver spots for all our comrades!), but it would be available to all. (similar to the Lada).

  65. Re:I guess Jobs wont be needing those intel cpus.. by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    I just realized I responded to the wrong post. Damn this /. 2.0, and my apologies to you sir

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  66. NOT COOL JERKWAD by masmullin · · Score: 1

    Not cool to take a private email exchange and publish it for everyone to see. This guy should be ashamed of himself.

  67. Re:I guess Jobs wont be needing those intel cpus.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like a fucktard... blaming a website on their inability to properly respond to a thread.

    Fail.

  68. Call now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if you call now you can get two chef's knives, a utility knife that can cut through a lead pipe and still slice tomatoes (if you like lead flavoured tomatoes) and a set of ginsu steak knives for only $29.95 plus shipping and handling

  69. Wanky New Toy Gadget Market is the future by masmullin · · Score: 1

    Computing will become more ubiquitous and more "personal" as time passes. The wanky toy market is going to skyrocket. Cellular data is where the smart money is.

  70. Why a Zero Sum game? by masmullin · · Score: 1

    Why are you making this a zero sum game? You can have your open PC alongside your closed iPad. You dont have to pick one or the other.

    So long as there is a market for the open pc... there will be vendors selling them, have no worries about that.

    1. Re:Why a Zero Sum game? by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Because in this conversation, Jobs is saying you can't. He says the PC is going away, and we're all going to submit to his vision of utopia. Fuck Steve Jobs, I will never buy an Apple product.

  71. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by westlake · · Score: 1

    Hari Seldon wrote all about it

    Seldon is fiction.

    Seldon's answer to the Fall was the introduction of backstage manipulators answerable to no one.

    The geek might usefully remember that the Western Roman Empire on which the Foundation series is modeled had a four hundred year run and the Eastern Empire about a thousand years more.

  72. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

    It makes me so happy that a mod recognized this comment for the brilliance it is :)

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  73. i'm not seeing this by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

    Personally, I kinda thought that the blogger came away looking like an immature douchebag, compared to Jobs who at least has a clear vision of the world (rightly or wrongly).

  74. A Sucker Is Born by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every Minute. It's what Jobs believes and it's payed off. Big. People will pay $500 for an extra 24 gigs and feel happy about it instead of feeling utterly ripped off about paying $5 more for an SD slot that could take unlimited space. $30 for a USB cable with a special Apple connector on the end. Ugh. Anyone that buys Apple products is a fool.

  75. One and the same by pizzach · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Call me a heretic, but I like both Steve Jobs and Stallman. I would rather have both or none rather than just one. They each are both ballzy and push for what they want to see in their respective ecosystems. In the case of Stallman's ecosystem (GNewSense), flash doesn't exist either and all closed source blobs must die. You can't tell me this doesn't cause restrictions.

    Steve Jobs is a crazy man who has time and time pushed for things that people thought were ridiculous and would never fly. The thing I like the most about Jobs is he keeps getting Apple to do things against the corporate grain that makes the companies around them shat their pants. I wouldn't think investors in a publicly traded company would allow him to do things like not license patents on multitouch etc.

    My 5 cents anyway.

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  76. An Ode to the Beauty and the Horror! by bknack · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I got a PC.
    I found I could configure it endlessly. Tailor it perfectly. Oh, the Beauty!
    My friends wanted to use their PCs. They got lost is a maze of configuration hell. Oh the Horror!

    I got a MacBook.
    *Gasp* I could barely configure it at all! The Horror!!
    My friends didn't notice as they got down to Beautiful work.

    I agree with everything Steve Jobs is trying to do with his devices. He lets us use them his way. Oh, and if we play ball they work! *Bonus*

    I hate the constrains Steve Jobs puts on me!

    Here's the secret... wait for it...
    Steve knows (and I know he knows) that folks like me will ultimately thank him because:
    1. Our friends don't have to constantly ask for our help to de-virus, un-malware, re-install the thing after they shoot themselves in the foot with it *Beauty!*
    2. We just jailbreak the thing (the Horror and the Beauty) and now Steve (I bought the device) and I (I stepped out of the walled garden but won't blame Apple for any problems I have) are both happy.

    Cheers,
    Bruce.

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    1. Re:An Ode to the Beauty and the Horror! by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      I've never understood the need to jailbreak a device that's working properly. Why bother? I don't really care about the argument over freedom vs. walled gardens because if I want to do something that Jobs don't allow I'll have the sense to do it on something else.

    2. Re:An Ode to the Beauty and the Horror! by bknack · · Score: 1

      First of all, thanx for your reply! I think it raises some excellent issues.

      I just want to clarify that I have not used jailbreaking to change carriers or avoid payments etc., I have only done so to allow me to use the device which I paid for in the way I wish to use it.

      I have also been able to enjoy freedoms with the phone (like copy and paste) that were only introduced by Apple much later in the product cycle.

      I hope this clarifies my position. I don't really understand why I should be required to purchase some other hardware (which would not otherwise be my choice) in order to use the device as I wish.

      In the rest of our lives, when we buy something "real" like a house or car etc., we own it and are free (within the law) to change it, add to it, etc.

      Are a small set of Apple's devices immune to this? If Apple is special, why do these limits not apply to MacBooks for example?

      Cheers
      Bruce.

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  77. Steve Jobs. Nerd Status : REVOKED! by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve Jobs broke the sacred rule. He's taking a stand against porn.

    Steve Jobs... You're NERD Status has been REVOKED!

    You're now one of them... ew.

    1. Re:Steve Jobs. Nerd Status : REVOKED! by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Not really, he's just helping people to realize you can get plenty of free porn all over the web and that paying for it is a dumb idea.

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  78. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

    The geek might usefully remember that the Western Roman Empire on which the Foundation series is modeled had a four hundred year run and the Eastern Empire about a thousand years more.

    That is the point, haven't you ever actually read Foundation? The idea is that a strong empire, and empire that outwardly seems invincible, can be fatally flawed in such a way that it will crumble while nobody even realizes what is happening.

    This is exactly what the GP was alluding to, and why it is so on target. Just because you have a lot of money and think of yourself as great, doesn't mean your future is looking bright.

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  79. Re:Never forget: Mac is a PC. Jobs hates Freedom by masmullin · · Score: 1

    content will come from workstations... aka the pc @ work.

    pc's as strictly defined as "personal" computers will go away (except for enthusiasts... like the slashdot crowd), but the workstation will last for a very very long time.

  80. Obligatory "don't buy it" post. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just because no one else has said it:

    You don't actually need to buy it. So this is a new choice, something you can choose to buy. Obviously, Steve has not required you to use it. So if you want to choose those things buy an iPad, otherwise, don't.

    1. Re:Obligatory "don't buy it" post. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You don't actually need to buy it. So this is a new choice, something you can choose to buy.

      I'm going to not buy two, so I haven't got a spare when the battery on the first doesn't fail after two months.

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    2. Re:Obligatory "don't buy it" post. by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      So you take it to an Apple store (or send it away if you live too far to drive) and Apple will give you a new one for free.

      Applecare lasts for 1 year from the date of purchase (unless you optionally extend to 3 years), and a dead battery after 2 months is definitely covered. If you live within range of an Apple store you can pick a new one up the same day (functionally equivalent to walking in a picking up a new battery for a device with a removable battery).

    3. Re:Obligatory "don't buy it" post. by CoffeeDog · · Score: 1

      This assumes that the consumers are making an informed choice, which a large portion of the target demographic of the various iDevices I imagine aren't. Everyone keeps echoing how this device is not for "geeks" to silence the only people who are informed about the lack of freedom and the implications.

      This is like saying that there's no harm in selling melamine filled milk because you don't have to buy it and there's plenty of other milk you can buy instead. Nobody's requiring you to drink milk in the first place.

    4. Re:Obligatory "don't buy it" post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would he take out an extended warranty on something that he's NOT going to buy?

    5. Re:Obligatory "don't buy it" post. by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I think you are misunderstanding the deliberate negatives in his post - that not only is he not going to buy it he's going to take a cheap shot at it. I just thought I'd make not that even without the extended warranty, Apple will give you a free replacement if your battery "dies after two months".

  81. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

    The problem is that you're talking about two radically different things. Apple has not banned Flash, they are just not providing it on their mobile devices. .... If you are all about freedom, then does Apple not have the freedom to ship whatever software they like on their products? Should they be mandated to package somebody else's software? Why is nobody whining about RealPlayer not being installed on iPhones?

    Apple has banned Flash.

    It's no longer Apples product once I bought it, it's mine. Apple doesn't have to distribute it it, they don't need to block it. Here I am defending something I hate..... I can't stand Flash. I don't need Apple to tell me that.

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  82. Re:I guess Jobs wont be needing those intel cpus.. by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    Alcohol may have been involved, but at least I still display manners.

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  83. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by dangitman · · Score: 1

    Apple has banned Flash.

    If Apple has banned Flash, then why can I still use it on my Mac? And how is Adobe still able to sell it?

    It's no longer Apples product once I bought it, it's mine.

    Absolutely. Go nuts. Do whatever the fuck you want with it. Jailbreak it, hack it, smash it into pieces. That doesn't mean Apple is obligated to provide you with Flash.

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  84. Got my Ipad specifically for Pr0n,just dont get it by lostinmadnez · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought thats what Iphone and Ipad were all about, rip all my hd's full of pr0n into h264 so I can haz with me at all times. And now I can "touch" too! Magic

  85. Apple's not the only game in town. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *ding ding ding*

    Round One - sjobs.

    Whether or not you agree with the Jobs, he's pretty on target with one point - no one's forcing you to buy Apple. If you choose to buy Apple or develop for the Apple platform, guess what? You take what they have to offer. They're under no obligation to cater to your sensibilities or agree with what you think freedom is or should be.

    With other forms of media - if you don't like message, change the channel (or station).

    If you don't like what Apple's selling or how they're selling or how they're dealing with their vendors or developers, then don't buy Apple. It's that simple. There are other options.

  86. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

    Apple has not banned Flash, they are just not providing it on their mobile devices.

    No, Apple has banned Flash on their mobile devices. Adobe can make a Flash player that would run on the iPad, except that Apple would not allow it to be installed.

    Microsoft does not provide Flash in their PC OS, but Adobe can make a compatible version and Microsoft does not prevent me from installing and using it.

  87. That Porn Comment by PPCAvenger · · Score: 1

    I don't know how that porn comment should be taken. He may very well be completely against sexually explicit material and on a crusade to ban it from the company's products but then what major company who isn't in the adult entertainment industry is publicly pro porn? It's a politically toxic subject that most public entities are against when it comes up.

        That being the case, I don't believe he is out to actively prevent people from accessing porn and the comment either didn't come out right or is being misinterpreted. Here is how I see it in the context of the discussion.

        "Freedom from programs that steal your private data, freedom from programs that trash your battery, freedom from porn."

      The common thread between the first two is that they are both things that are unexpected and you don't want so presumably so is the third. Contextually, I think "freedom from porn" means freedom from unwanted exposure to porn. You can run into pornographic content when you don't necessarily want to online so I think what Jobs is getting at is you won't find it in the App Store just like you won't find the other two negative kinds of programs.

      This isn't at all unprecedented, you won't find pornographic magazines sitting in the racks at Target or Wal-Mart or find XXX movies in their DVD section. If you want to take it to electronic stores, you won't find XXX movies at Amazon or those crazy sexually explicit games on Steam.

      The argument is usually "clearly mark the section as adult" and "put in access controls" Those things still expose you to porn in that you know it's there, right behind that Adult button and that alone makes a lot of people uncomfortable. I'm not anti-adult material in any way but if I drive down the road and see some kind of adult entertainment shop amongst the other kinds of businesses it stands out. You can't see inside but you know what's in there. Porn, in a way, is like drugs. Even though it's widely consumed it's just not something that's generally put in public since it's considered a very personal and private thing. There is nothing at all unreasonable about saying no adult content in the App Store.

      At some point in the past an Apple exec (possible Jobs) said the iPhone OS platform is being used differently than traditional PC platforms so far as how people use it to get at data. Rather than hit a search engine to find things, people on iPhone OS prefer to use specialty apps built around gathering and manipulating specific data sets.

      The point he was trying to convey, I think, is that the public can rest assured that the App Store will not carry programs to help people find porn. However, as long as they're bundling a web browser that can play video (he's rallying against Flash, not web video) and iPod capabilities you're certainly free to access all the porn you like the old fashioned way, by specifically seeking it out or loading it from your computer.

      If Apple starts including filters (beyond parental controls) to scrub web content or forces you to browse through an Apple proxy server or something then I'll see a problem but right now I just see a widely accepted business practice.

  88. What's frightening now is... by misxn · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer will answer personal emails in an attempt to be cool. Wait. Does anyone send him stuff?

    1. Re:What's frightening now is... by JonJ · · Score: 1

      Nobody wants to know what Steve Ballmer has to say about anything.

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    2. Re:What's frightening now is... by Pop69 · · Score: 1

      He's liable to answer if you email monkeyboy@microsoft.com

      I've also heard he can reply if you email developersdevelopersdevelopers@microsoft.com

  89. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by damnfuct · · Score: 1

    Jailbreaking is sort of contrary to "just works"

  90. Printing from an iPad by 200_success · · Score: 1

    Printing from an iPad is a solved problem.

  91. Sorry Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry Steve, but the PC world is not slipping away. When businesses wake up and realize they've been had when "cloud computing" solutions disappear along with their proprietary data in corporate implosions, when they can't get to that absolutely-must-have document right before a shareholders' presentation due to a router flaking out somewhere in guam or due to a DDoS, they will dump cloud computing and take over their own systems and build data centers in house again. All it takes is one or at most two outages at critical times to demolish any credibility that SAAS provider may have gained from a subscriber.

    I like to control my own hardware. I like it to run how I like it, and that's why I jailbroke my iPhone. I don't like the all-black style you like for the iPhone, so I installed Winterboard so I could skin it. When I accidentally "clicked" the update button with the Enter key due to iTunes' stealing focus and it downgraded from 3.1.2 to 3.1.3, and found there were no solutions for reinstalling 3.1.2, I learned all I could about how the jailbreaking process worked (stupid me, I didn't have the SHSH hashes backed up!) and after seven hours of working with it, I was happily running 3.1.2 again, and was again free of your narcissistic tastes and made my iPhone mine.

    I like your OS - but I hate your desktop and laptop hardware. It's pretty, sure, but I don't pick laptops or desktops for looks. I pick the hardware for performance, stability, and flexibility. Unfortunately, your hardware offers only one of those three (stability). I went with a Dell Precision mobile workstation which I scored a GREAT deal on, and ended up spending less than the Macbook Pro 17" sells for, but I have a much faster, more capable notebook with an nVidia Quadro graphics chipset, two integrated pointer options with three REAL "mouse" buttons (no "virtual" secondary button bullshit) and an RGB-LED backlit display that would make the most diehard macfanatic drool.

    My desktops boast workstation-class motherboards, and my next desktop is going to be a server/workstation class board, and I will spend far less I would have to spend on a Mac pro. The Supermicro cases may not looks as nice, and the supermicro boards inside the machines aren't as pretty as the Mac motherboards, but they have all the stability your products offer but also bring far more capability to the table; much higher RAM capacity, 6 PCIE slots (three of them being PCI-E x16!), the ability to run the latest and greatest Nehalem-EP based Xeons, and IPMI for advanced diagnostics and control capability. After working with these boards for years I have no reason to even considered a Mac Pro.

    I do own several Macs - a mac mini, a G4, and two G3 systems. I also have turned one of my desktops into a Hackintosh and will be doing the same to my notebook. I don't have much of a problem with OS X - my problem with your product is the hardware and how you dumb it down, and limit expansion capabilities. You saved Apple and we're all grateful for it. Now please retire. Apple doesn't need you any more.

  92. That Super Car already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Steve Jobs glides up in his gleaming white Gulfstream V jet and says, "Hey, I have a cool car that drives better than anything on the planet. We make sure you can drive on this excellent network of safe roads, and leave the potholed, poorly made old style ones behind. You know, I'm sorry, but not only did those maintenance guys do a lousy job, they had no taste."

    Theres already a series of vehicles like that. Its called public transportation. Theres the "Bus series", the "Subway series", and the "Train series".

    Similarly in the home PC market, theres the "Mozilla Firefox" browser for off-road internet surfing. Theres the "Linux" OS for ultra-efficient, hot-rod custom builders. Oh and theres the "Common Sense" option that comes standard with human intelligence where you DON'T RUN SUSPICIOUS EXECUTABLES.

    Macs don't solve human stupidity or lazyness. The more people adopt Macs, the more you'll start hearing stories about Joe Average or Grandma Simple somehow managing to destroy their Macs.

    1. Re:That Super Car already exists by daviddennis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That last paragraph is exactly why Apple devices are locked down. You can't mess up your iPhone or iPad unless you deliberately set out to do so.

      It's a good deal for a lot of people. Admittedly, almost none of then are Slashdotters. In my case I have both an iMac and an iPad and love both of them for what they do.

      D

  93. What the fuck is wrong with you people? by binary+paladin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously? This is easily one of the stupidest fucking discussions I have ever seen on this site. Every dumb ass analogy there is has been used. Every unnecessary soap box has been stood on.

    Hate the closed nature of the iPad and iPhone? Don't buy them. Do those devices simply not meet you business needs? Don't buy them. Think you know more about marketing a device than Apple? You're fucking deluded.

    Is Apple somehow preventing you from buying and using other devices and services? No.

    So what the fuck is the big deal?

    I own a Mac. I love it. All the best computers I have ever owned have been made by Apple. They meet MY needs and have done so better than any other computer. Will you have the same results? Honestly, I don't give a shit. I have an Android phone. I love it. It has a physical keyboard, I don't need iTunes to use it, the ssh client was free, it's an AT&T exclusive and I can currently run Pandora in the background. See what I did there? Apple's product in that space didn't do what I wanted it to so, instead of freaking out about it and crying about Apple's "stupid" policies, I bought something else. Until that choice no longer exists, the rest of this talk about closed versus open systems and censorship and walled gardens is utterly pointless.

    1. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by lacoronus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not only do I have the right to not buy iPads or iAnything, I also have the right to tell others why they should not buy them.

      This whole "if you don't like them, don't buy them, but for God's sake, don't tell anyone about your opinion" is pure BS. After all, if Apple and their supporters take the right to tell me why the iPad is superior to other products (that they presumably haven't bought), I should be able to do the same. I don't buy Microsoft Office, and I also tell people why using native Office formats is bad. I won't buy an iPad, and I'll tell people why.

    2. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by AnonymousClown · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is easily one of the stupidest fucking discussions I have ever seen on this site. Every dumb ass analogy there is has been used. Every unnecessary soap box has been stood on.

      See, its like this. Imagine if you see folks driving a car to go and pick up a pizza with a Nazi....

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    3. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? This is easily one of the stupidest fucking discussions I have ever seen on this site. Every dumb ass analogy there is has been used. Every unnecessary soap box has been stood on.

      Hate the closed nature of the iPad and iPhone? Don't buy them. Do those devices simply not meet you business needs? Don't buy them. Think you know more about marketing a device than Apple? You're fucking deluded.

      Is Apple somehow preventing you from buying and using other devices and services? No.

      So what the fuck is the big deal?

      I own a Mac. I love it. All the best computers I have ever owned have been made by Apple. They meet MY needs and have done so better than any other computer. Will you have the same results? Honestly, I don't give a shit. I have an Android phone. I love it. It has a physical keyboard, I don't nee?d iTunes to use it, the ssh client was free, it's an AT&T exclusive and I can currently run Pandora in the background. See what I did there? Apple's product in that space didn't do what I wanted it to so, instead of freaking out about it and crying about Apple's "stupid" policies, I bought something else. Until that choice no longer exists, the rest of this talk about closed versus open systems and censorship and walled gardens is utterly pointless.

      The logical conclusion to your argument is that you never express any opinions on any companys products or services, you just buy something else. Why would you want to limit the sharing of arguments to buy/not to buy and consumer influence on company behavior that way?

    4. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the choice no longer exist, it will be too late and this talk will be indeed pointless.

    5. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't telling people your opinion. The problem is that pretty much ever level headed person is aware of the two choices you can make (to buy or not to buy) and we're rather sick of hearing the same ignorant whining by people who wouldn't buy them anyway.

      Most of us are tired of hearing whiney people push their agendas OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again.

      It gets old.

      I like my Apple products, but I'm just as sick of hearing how great they are as hearing how much they suck.

      If you don't know which side you stand on yet, you don't matter anyway.

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    6. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by lacoronus · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't telling people your opinion. The problem is that pretty much ever level headed person is aware of the two choices you can make (to buy or not to buy) and we're rather sick of hearing the same ignorant whining by people who wouldn't buy them anyway.

      Not quite true. First, there's a third option: Buy another device. Second, to say that anyone who complains is someone who wouldn't buy an iPad anyway is plain wrong. There are many, many products that I have thought about buying, but that I ended up not buying because they, in the end, didn't do what I needed them to do. Many marketing people spend a lot of time trying to figure out just why some people won't buy their stuff. They are seen as potential customers, not as "those dorks who wouldn't buy our shit anyway".

      I don't like it when people cast things into a "love it or leave it" mold (or "buy it or leave it", in this case). It is never just those two choices.

      Most of us are tired of hearing whiney people push their agendas OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again.

      Let's get a couple of things straight here - I resent the label "whiney", and I resent being accused of "pushing [an] agenda". Could you explain just what agenda I'm pushing? In particular, just what about what I write is it you disagree with? Or are you just going to come here and vaguely accuse me of whining and "pushing an agenda", without addressing anything I actually state?

      I like my Apple products, but I'm just as sick of hearing how great they are as hearing how much they suck.

      I understand, and I can only advice you to exercise your right to not read those articles here on Slashdot. There is a big fight going on here, with Jobs etc. expressing their view that Apple is right - which is their right. So certainly I have the right to say that they are wrong.

      If you don't know which side you stand on yet, you don't matter anyway.

      Look, there are a couple million people out there who Steve hopes will buy an iPad, and that I hope will buy something else.

      Apple isn't a "love it or leave it" deal. There is also a future where Apple stops their walled-garden philosophy and become the choice for the creative person again, and one where they become the new IBM of old or Microsoft of recent memory.

      There are a lot of people who are undecided, and as long as some people tries to sway them their way, I have the right to try to sway them the other. I'm sorry if this disturbs you. I'd like for everyone to just get along as well, but it is evident that that's not going to happen by itself here, and then I will argue for the side I think is right.

    7. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      It's Slashdot: Arguments for people who are bored and have nothing better to do right now.

      Ok, ok, seriously, it is an opinion site. We're not deciding policy here. Relax.

      My problems with the iPad have much more to do with the fact that it seems to be trying to be too much, rather than too little. I like the concept and I like the physical implementation but the battery life is going to be a problem. It's bad enough to need batteries to read books to begin with, but 10-12 hours on a charge makes it useless on a hike. Good battery life for a reader begins in days, not hours. Sure I can plug it in if I'm not hiking, but I can do that with anything and chances are good that I don't want to carry a charger around with me anyway.

      For stuff like ssh and other admin duties I'll use a netbook or even my old pda. A pda is as usable as an iPad for this and it's smaller too. For everything else the netbook just works better. It's not good enough a reader to pull me off of a purpose built reader nor is it good enough at the rest to pull me off of my current gear.

      They're also talking about 15$ for books. That's a pretty hefty mark up from the $7-$9 that I usually pay now for new books let alone the price of a used one.

    8. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

      "This whole "if you don't like them, don't buy them, but for God's sake, don't tell anyone about your opinion" is pure BS"

      That's not what the parent is talking about. He is talking about the whole irrational fascination with a few tech choices Apple has made and the extrapolation that Apple is a bunch of baby-eating nazis. There is a hell of a lot of hysteria and anger directed at Apple for a few simple decisions. 1) not to allow porn. 2) control over app submissions 3) not running FLash plug in 4) no cross-compiled apps.

      1) Get your porn using safari - problem solved - or preload it
      2) Some of us enjoy not weeding through tons of virus-laden, poor quality apps
      3) There IS no Flash plug-in. 10.1 is not out yet - nor is the ARM version ready yet. Until then, it is all theoretical. Besides, Flash sucks. It is not an arbitrary decision.
      4) Cross-complied apps don't allow Apple to add new features and switch processors mid stream, etc. Rely on Adobe for your company's direction when they can't even get 10.1 out the door? I don't think so.

      The point is not that people are criticizing Apple. The point is that the criticism and the accompanying apocalyptic sense of doom is way out of proportion. This false doom is being picked up by every loser reporter on the Net and is being amplified to the point that the merits of Apple's tech and what they have done to move the entire industry forward is lost in this echo chamber of masturbating nerds . Me thinks though doth protest too much. Maybe it's cause the rest of the arena has zero new ideas and feels a little trapped that they are reduced to following Apple's lead. New Flash - there would be no Android phones had Apple not shown the way.

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    9. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by lacoronus · · Score: 1

      1) not to allow porn.

      2) control over app submissions

      Apple would be free to allow or disallow anything for any reason in their App store, if they only allowed other app stores. But are you sure that Apple's definition of porn is equal to yours, and even if it were, that they apply that definition consistently?

      It's not really about "I WANT MY PORN", but rather that Apple decides to decide for me what I can and can not see. Maybe we're both ok about not having porn on our phones. I sure don't know what I'd do with it on my phone. But maybe I want to play an "Obama IQ" game, even if I think it is loony. Is it right for Apple to keep an application that is political speech away from me? What about Mark Fiore's app? A mistake, certainly, and Jobs has said so, but the problem really is with the concept that someone should sit and approve content for all.

      Apple is free to have an App Store where they approve everything for whatever bizarre reasons, but then they must allow other app stores. Otherwise it's like Wal-Mart both deciding what they sell, and making sure there are no other stores, and that's not good for market diversity.

      3) not running FLash plug in

      I understand that there are quality issues with the Flash plug-in, so I can understand why Apply wants to keep it off the iPhone. Again, refuse it in the Apple app store until it passes quality control. (And then maybe refuse it anyway.)

      4) no cross-compiled apps.

      This is another one I have problems with. First, it is never the case that you're just a compile away from supporting other architectures, UI elements, etc. Even if it were, you have to do that recompile. Apple, for example, is still using Carbon for iTunes, and if I understand things right, were using it for the Finder up until a little while ago.

      Second, programming is moving more and more toward using Domain Specific Languages for better productivity. The user interface is written in a "user interface language", the AI of games in an AI language, and so on. Disallowing cross-compilation just makes it that much harder to develop for the iPhone.

      Third, mandating XCode has a terrible lock-in effect. This is bad for the software ecosystem, just as vendor lock-in is everywhere else, because the vendors are no longer competing on merits, but on inertia.

      New Flash - there would be no Android phones had Apple not shown the way.

      Shown what way? There were smartphones before the iPhone, and Android is so different from the iPhone that it certainly hasn't followed Apple's way.

    10. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

      -> lacoronus

      I don't want someone deciding what they like or dislike, no. But, I would hope there are some consistent guidelines. The Mark fiori App was liberal, so it isn't a liberal/conservative thing. But, this is the single point I would agree on is too much editorial control by Apple. Having said that, I think 99.9% of what you want will be there and the rest is available freely on the Web. Still, the call for multiple app stores is asking for perfection - when prior to the app store you couldn't really get anything for your phone - the carriers had shitty apps available for huge prices and all kinds of roadblocks and controls ( not to mention the phones sucked too). Now you can download 200,00 apps - many of them free - and run them on as many tablets and phones as you wish. Where is the love for Apple for making this happen? Like they did with music, they stepped in and fixed a really bad situation.

      I don't think it is practical to expect Apple to fix everything and then to allow for multiple app stores - which introduces all kinds of issues involving the model for how apps are distributed, downloaded, installed, backed up, etc. Besides, it dilutes value. Everyone who wants to make a buck will be ion the App store. Now I only have one place to look. If APple get kooky, people will talk and the marketplace will fix it. Until Apple has a monopoly, it is a non issue - go to Android.

      So, I don't sit around moping about a few poor app rejection decisions. Philosophically yes, practically, no. And I don't feel oppressed by any tyranny. Apple will evolve. Competition is coming. Apple is a hell of a lot better than what we had and everyone is hard at work trying to copy them.

      As for Apple showing the way, I don't consider Blackberries and Windows Mobile 6.5 to really be "smart phones" and there was nothing like the App store prior to Apple's. All I know is all the phones pretty much sucked, then Apple came out with the iPhone and now we have all sorts of cool, touch screen phones with decent browsers. People always discount Apple's vision.

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    11. Re:What the fuck is wrong with you people? by lacoronus · · Score: 1

      The Mark fiori App was liberal, so it isn't a liberal/conservative thing.

      I really don't think it was anything except a mistake. But, and here is my point: Some systems have injustice built-in. A system where someone decides what someone else may see, read or hear is just flat out impossible to get right.

      This itself is of course not black-or-white: There is such a thing as quality control, but I'd rather Apple sold everything in the app store and by default limited searches to "Apple QA Approved" applications, or something.

      Where is the love for Apple for making this happen? Like they did with music, they stepped in and fixed a really bad situation.

      You know, that is a very good example. Two points I'd like to bring up: DRM free music. Being able to buy one track at a time for $0.99. I am in awe of Apple's negotiation skills on that one, and I promise you that when all that went down, I was telling everyone about it. (Just imagine what amount of arm-twisting it must've taken to get the labels to give up DRM - you'd have to connect a jet engine starter to their arms.)

      But while we may look at it as manifest destiny now, there was really no guarantee that Apple would succeed with the iPod and iTunes. ("less space than a Nomad...", etc.)

      Back in the bad old days of music we had a bunch of labels to choose from, and it took Apple and a massively successful device (iPod) to fix the situation. Plus, I'm willing to bet, ten tons of sweat and a ton of pure dumb luck to top it off.

      While we have multiple mobile platforms now, it is not guaranteed that the market will fix itself by itself. My fear is that if Apple is successful in creating a walled garden, just as the record labels were before, we'd have to wait for someone to break down those walls and meanwhile choose which walled garden we want to be imprisoned in - because if Apple successfully builds a walled garden, others will follow.

      So I figure, I'll just raise a real big stink about what I think Apple is doing wrong right now, before they become a monopoly, and maybe they will never become a monopoly. I see that as my 2 cent contribution to the free market. I bitch and whine.

      (Finally, thank you for a very well written and thoughtful response. I try, I try...)

  94. Remember kids: by dicobalt · · Score: 0

    Skeletor says use a Mac, because Apple must have the same market power as all PC OEM's plus Microsoft combined into one super monopoly. If you thought Microsoft was bad, hippies,... you ain't seen nothing yet.

  95. Bug Report by aaron+p.+matthews · · Score: 4, Funny

    Description:
    Transitory phrase for incidental topic is ineffective.

    Actual Result:
    By the way, what have you done that's so great?

    Expected Result:
    One more thing... what have you done that's so great?

    1. Re:Bug Report by dafing · · Score: 1

      Thank you for my heartiest laugh of the day :)

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    2. Re:Bug Report by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0

      The bug is that the user does not appreciate the difference between selling something great and doing something great.

  96. some traditional PC folks feel ... slipping away by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    some traditional PC folks feel like their world is slipping away

    I sincerely wish "traditional" (it does seem to have a pejorative meaning, screw you very much) PC world slipping away, just to see Apple employees develop the next OS and their next apps on iPads with touch access only, with crappy processing power, low memory, low resolution, no keyboards, no multiple monitors, and so on.

    This "distortion field" is just that what the name suggests, and Jobs is tring to justify their joices by PR and "visionary" (they wish) enlightenment. It's all the same as the good old create-a -problem-for-my-solution issue, it's just getting out of hands this time.

    They should just concentrate to create products that people actually want, not create some shiny toys and then spend time and money in convincing people that a). they actually need it, b). there's no other way to do things better.

    This whole thing is good entertainment, but in time, too much of anything can reach the enough point. I wish they did already.

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  97. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    -1000 for misspelling Foundation.

  98. silly by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Informative

    I am no apple user (no iToys of any kind) but this is just silly.

    Talking about Freedoms with a corporation about a product they roll out as if those are real Freedoms.

    Carlin was right: It is all an illusion, an elaborate illusion of Freedom. You have no Freedoms. You have a Freedom to chose between Government parties, both of which will fuck you, the difference is that one will be Fucking you and enjoying it, the other will be Fucking you and probably bitching about how they really Love you.

    Freedom of choice is not about gadgets, it's not about the latest iFad bullshit. It is really about your economic and political Freedoms and in a world with real Freedoms you'll find a stupid PAD that you personally like from some company who will inevitably produce one.

    'Consumption Based Economy' - what a load of croak. Any retarded pissing himself idiot can consume. Production is the only way to generate wealth and the money is not wealth but only a medium of exchange. Wealth is in production. Consumption always comes as a response to production.

    What an amazing world we live in. People used to die for Freedom - as in dying for Freedom not to be fucked over by someone's idea of how to run their lives and today we are talking about a stupid fake computer with limited capabilities as if a company locking out applications on it is the most serious violation of Freedoms. I guess we have figured out all of the other Non-Freedoms, like the Governments printing money and taking away the value of it from everyone, like the Corporations buying the Governments and destroying competition and becoming gigantic Monopolies that run everything. Where is your iFreedom, is it in the Apple store? Don't they have an app for that?

    1. Re:silly by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      You have hit the nail on the head. I have disliked for a long time the tone that the Apple detractors take. "Apple is taking our freedom to do what we want with the iDevice! How dare they!" Really? You were forced to buy an Apple iDevice?

      I don't think so.

      Either buy it or don't. Bitch about the lack of features or how you hate the UI or whatever...you are free to do that. But don't claim your freedoms are being stripped away. Save that argument for oppressive regimes that truly force you to do something against your will.

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  99. Damn stats!! Always making liars out of people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OS Stats
    Fri Feb 1 00:01:02 2008 - Tue Mar 31 23:58:00 2009 425.0 Days

    1. Windows XP 48659799 (73%)
    2. Win NT 9837028 (14%)
    3. Mac 3225857 (4%)
    4. Win 2000 2284912 (3%)
    5. Unknown 1021391 (1%)
    6. Linux 658770 (0%)
    7. Win 98 575617 (0%)
    8. Win 3.x 67293 (0%)
    9. Unix 17265 (0%)
    10. Win 95 11095 (0%)
    11. WebTV 8441 (0%)
    12. OS/2 2542 (0%)
    13. Windows ME 1496 (0%)
    14. Amiga 104 (0%)
    15. Windows Vista 11 (0%)

  100. Oh geeee by unity100 · · Score: 1

    'pc world slipping away' .... is that why the innards of any mac is a pc ?

  101. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree they're not stopping anyone from doing anything in Mobile Safari, but at that point you have to ask why they're stopping sideloading of apps. There is nothing stopping XCode from provisioning for non app store free distribution (like it already does for beta testing purposes), and iPhone OS being UNIX can already securely sandbox things.

    What makes you think sandboxing is enough? Sandboxing only prevents the app from getting out of the sandbox. Apple wants to make sure users have minimal exposure to any kind of malicious app, and there are tons of those that can be built inside the sandbox. (Very easy to make an app which fakes UI to steal passwords for example.) That means they have to set themselves up to be the app police. That's infinitely easier if they're the only app store and the only gatekeeper. (Besides, Apple wouldn't trust someone else to be a second gatekeeper.)

    Of course they fall far short of being perfect app police, and that's a problem they have to keep working to solve. They're doing an okay job so far, but only okay, with occasional lapses (the notable ones usually being failures of excessive zeal where apps are banned for bad or inconsistent reasons).

    It's kind of a weird distinction to make. "We won't let the user load their own porn apps on for the childrens! But the childrens are welcome to use Safari to find porn!" If you're freely allowing content via one medium, why are you blocking it in another?

    Because they (1) want to completely control app distribution for the platform, in order that they might (1a) enhance the user experience and (1b) make a cut off every app or ad sold and (2) don't want to be in the porn distribution business themselves.

  102. Maybe an asshole but he's right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And he _is_ better than most people. Admit it.

    Most people are stupid. Go out to a mall and look around you: stupids everywhere.

    Open Facebook. Dumb people everywhere.

    Read (world) news. More narrow minded stupid people than you can shake a stick at.

    You don't have to worship anyone, only objectively admit talent when you see it.

    1. Re:Maybe an asshole but he's right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look in the mirror.

      When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your thoughts to becoming his equal. When you meet someone not as good as you are, look within and examine your own self.
      --Confucius

    2. Re:Maybe an asshole but he's right. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Most people are stupid, yes. That's why Apple has such a large potential market. Products for intelligent people don't sell as well.

  103. Steve is just not that smart. by crhylove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Besides not really being the brains behind any of Apple's success (frankly, I'd credit Woz and others), he has clearly failed to learn from past mistakes.

    The original Mac was YEARS ahead of any PC at the time. Literally, vastly superior. But by pricing them too high, and locking in control over the OS and over the ability of devs to write for it, the PC inevitably surpassed it in sales almost over night.

    Fast forward a decade, and the same battle is happening again in the smart phone market. Besides being locked to AT&T, arguably the WORST cell provider in the nation, his hardware is over priced, and again, he's stuck with this outdated idea that vendor lock in is somehow going to guarantee Apple's success. There is literally no chance of that, and in fact, iPhone et al are doomed to failure absolutely by not providing a free and open platform for other vendors to write apps for. Android is clearly going to continue to dominate sales, and inevitably win the over all battle, just like Windows did last time.

    Why does anybody even listen to Steve any more? Just because he's first to market? It's not like 8,000 other monkeys didn't have the idea for the iPhone before he did. He just got it to market first. BIG DEAL.

    Steve is clearly too arrogant to grasp even the mildest of fundamental truths about human nature, particularly as it relates to sales and market share. Even the Mac Fanboys are getting sick of his blatant stupidity and selfish draconian lock in attempts, that will of course only serve to ensure that Apple fails, long term.

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  104. OAP by mei_mei_mei · · Score: 1

    "'The times they are a changin',' quipped Jobs" What a very old-man thing to say. Want some Werthers Originals Steve?

  105. Obviously it couldn't be "in the past" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the alternatives for "in the future"?

    Today? In the past?

    Doesn't "could replace" pretty much imply some possibility in the future?

    Your reply was redundant.

  106. 2:00 am on a weekend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A grown man staying up that late on the weekend saying ridiculous things like the PC's world is slipping away .... is just pathetic.

    Maybe we should sell this Apple stock before is crashes. If Apple really thinks no one will take over their extremely overpriced iPods and iPads - they are wrong with a capital W.

    Steve Jobs is slipping further from reality every day.

  107. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

    But the Mac OS is just as open as Windows. And Windows Phone 7 is just as closed as the iPhone. So, where's the difference?

    read his comment carefully.

    But if we start allowing companies to believe that they can continue to tell us what they can do their products we bought from them, well where does it end?

    win 7 phone is aping iphone because m$ has learned from iphone. this is exactly what he is saying. in time every phone will become like this and every computer too.

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  108. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

    I tolerate Apple banishing flash. I love it, because I had to use flash on a non-windows environment. It sucks. On a C2D2 mac laptop, it consumes about 80-90% CPU on some (if not most) non video flash apps. It makes the battery die faster. It makes the whole laptop run very hot. I don't want developers to feel comfortable developing for the lowest denominator (flash) that has demonstrated that sucks.

    have you seen flash on nexus one? search on youtube. then realize that your rant about flash being shit on non-windows is pure bs.
    for the macbook getting too hot, some guys tested the i7 mac laptop. they benchmarked the cpu and during the benchmark the laptop reached 100C. not kidding. what this says to me is that mac laptops are poorly designed pieces of shit that are put together only to look good on the outside. not to utilize the hardware for which you paid 2x the money.

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  109. Apple has LED's everywhere? by dafing · · Score: 1

    Funny, my iPod, iPhone, iPad, iMac...no LED's screaming at me, unless you count the LED backlit screens on some Apple products?

    Funny, before I switched to a Mac, I would black out any activity indicator LED lights on my computers. ESPECIALLY on my NEC laptop, that thing drove me nuts with its constant amber and green lights...and the BLINKING! ARRRRGH!

    LED lights are incredibly tacky, look at many of the off-the-shelf PC laptops that cover every millimetre of plastic with flashing lights. Even Macs that have LED lights have ONE, to represent the device being on (Macs are generally fairly quiet, you might not realise otherwise) and its WHITE. I always thought that was rather classy.

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  110. I don't see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally don't see how my PC world would be falling apart.
    I have not, and will not ever buy an Apple product. big deal, the Mac OS is a bit more secure than Windows, But I don't see the justification in spending $1500+ for an apple, when i can spend 400 and newegg and build a PC thats more powerful than that $1500 mac, AND, i can run any OS i want without problem...

    so, the Ipad/Ipod? Nah, there are other, less expensive alternatives to the ipad/Ipod, and they run flash... and battery lasts longer.
    Same goes for the iphone, Id rather use a Droid anyway.

    So, I don't see my PC world falling apart, I am just as disappointed in Apple as i am in Microsoft, But at least on a sub $500 computer, I can run any Linux distro i want

  111. If sex was good, he'd let adult on iStore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If sex was good, he'd let adult on iStore and have a parental lock on the OS to run them.

  112. There's an App for that by Ian.Waring · · Score: 1

    It's called HP iPrint. Works fine printing stuff from an iPod Touch to the little Deskjet D1470 hooked up on my iMac at home, so don't think the iPad will have much trouble...

  113. Yes they are computers. Just 'cos Jobs says not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes they are computers. Just 'cos Jobs says not doesn't mean they're not. What is it? When the iPhone came out, it was going to be a replacement for all those palmtop COMPUTERS. The iPad was going to replace all those light netbook COMPUTERS and steal their lunch.

    But now, because this is the only way to sell a limited device, owned by the corporation you bought it from, it's not a computer AND YOU BUY IT.

    If they aren't computers, then they aren't going to replace netbooks or palmtops.

  114. kind of ironic by yyxx · · Score: 1

    Apple is steeped in the desktop "PC" world. While their mobile devices support some OTA operations, sooner or later, you must hook them up to a desktop for maintenance and synchronization. And when it comes to the cloud, Apple is trying to make it inconvenient to connect to services other than their own. Yes, Mr. Jobs, the PC world is ending, but you don't seem to understand yet what is replacing it.

  115. Re:Never forget: Mac is a PC. Jobs hates Freedom by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

    he's right that personal computers are going away. every mac/iphone/pad you buy is not your personal computer. it is apple's/stevie's computer.

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  116. So Macs don't crash??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Macs don't crash??? When and what model Mac has never crashed. I'll get my mate who has always bought Apple to buy one, 'cos his Mac crashes about as often as my PC does.

  117. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by lacoronus · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I can see where he's coming from on that, because the last thing a company of Apple's size needs is a pretext for puritans and politicians to bash them over.

    The solution is parental controls, locked down by default. Otherwise, by your reasoning, Apple has to adopt to the least-tolerant segment of the market.

  118. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by lacoronus · · Score: 1

    Apple's not going to host porn apps on the App store, and that's a good business decision.

    But what is good for Apple isn't necessarily good for the world. Microsoft's decision to get all monopolistic on Netscape was a good business decision (Netscape is dead and Microsoft got off with a slap on the wrist). Microsoft's Embrace, Extend, Extinguish is a good business strategy (works great), but it's not good for the consumers.

    If we're going to discuss this in terms of "what is good for Apple", and ignore the effect that has on the rest of us, then we have really entered the most cynical and immoral of ways of doing business.

    (And before you try, don't give me that old line about responsibility to maximize profits - there is no such thing. If a company wants to have a moral compass, they can.)

  119. Wireless print server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy a $50 wireless print server and connect all your parallel port/usb/etc things up and off you go, several also have an Ethernet port so suddenly all the printers are network enabled. This isn't exactly a new or rare item. As far as flash goes I haven't missed it on my iPhone one bit. But then I don't play games online, so I could see that being a problem if you did. Don't really need apps, assuming it has a halfway competent web browser. Most everything I'm using for work is through the web now (actually everything is, email, accessing data, submitting data, etc.), about the only non web app I use anymore is Skype. Storage smorage, my desktop only has a local copy of iTunes, everything else is on a file server (more reliable, easier to backup, and I can access it from multiple devices/locations). Home servers are like $200 now. I don't want my data locally, that's the LAST thing I want. I want access to my data, which through the magic of ubiquitous Internet (WiFi/3g/etc.) I now have everywhere.

  120. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by lul_wat · · Score: 1

    Intrigueing. It had been predicted to 99.999% that it would be approved. Guess the prime matrix needs more work

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  121. what's with the "so don't buy one"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's with the "so don't buy one"? Do you look at the terrible things being done in China and go "so don't live there, then" when someone wants pressure put on China to be fairer? Did you say "don't live there" when Iraq was gassing Kurds and propose we don't invade there "to bring freedom to the middle east"?

    Do you say "so don't live there" when there's rumours of gangland violence in the inner cities increasing, as opposed to paying for law and order?

    1. Re:what's with the "so don't buy one"? by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      This is just plain stupid.

      These aren't even related. Apple is a tight-fisted, litigation happy corporation with a narcissistic control freak at the head. It's annoying, but Steve Jobs isn't Hitler and Apple isn't the Third Reich for crying out loud.

  122. Jobs: Smug, prick, coward. by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Steve Jobs is a smug, prick, coward. Rather than argue based on the merits of your idea, or defend your ideas based on the fallacies or demerits of your opponent, he just tries to discredit the person. And what a smug way to do it: "What have you done that's so great?". Anyone who regresses into that has lost the argument. You see, it really doesn't matter what the hell someone else has done when you're defending your ideas Steve. And that makes you a intellectual coward. The turtleneck isn't doing anything to dispel the rumor that you're a smug prick either.

    1. Re:Jobs: Smug, prick, coward. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yet his main point remains.

      He's been part of more than you ever will, and has certainly accumulated more wealth than you ever will.

      I'm sure you'll come back and talk about how those aren't important, but if that were true, you wouldn't be in such a tizzy over what he's said.

      Intellectual coward ... really ... and your computer courage is somehow better or different? You're both just spewing bullshit on the Internet. You're just as much of a coward as he is, by your own rule.

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  123. Little correction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is not "PC folks" it is "Windows folks", Jobs own Macintosh is now just a PC so it can't be "PC folks".
    People do use PC Windows which is quite wrong now.

  124. porn by Swampash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Steve said: "And you might care more about porn when you have kids" My kids are the greatest thing in my life. I wake up every day and praise the Universe for blessing me with such wonderful children. And I wouldn't have them without porn.

  125. Pity the poor, lonely, insecure bastard by Eternal+Vigilance · · Score: 1

    What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

    Of course, the reason that behavior's reached such extreme levels is that it's compensation for his internal belief that he's not as good as everyone else.

    While I find the asshole behavior very unpleasant, more than anything I just feel sympathy for him. That the poor bastard (and those driven like him) would have spent his entire life so insecure, trying each day to prove his value, and even with billions of dollars and millions of people telling him he's great it's still not enough.

    Of course, it can never be enough, because the hole he's trying to fill with external things is a hole on the inside. The same is true of us all.

    He's very likely near the end of his life. Say a prayer for him that before he dies he just can accept himself and feel loved.

    1. Re:Pity the poor, lonely, insecure bastard by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Of course, the reason that behavior's reached such extreme levels is that it's compensation for his internal belief that he's not as good as everyone else.

      No, that's Bill Gates.

      Steve Jobs discovered that he is better at talking and promoting ideas rather than generating and implementing them. While this hardly counts as pride worthy, this is still far ahead of Gates who can only accomplish things by scavenging power from dying monopolies, then using it to destroy everything that it better than him.

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  126. Freedom from porn [when you don't want it] by gig · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You have to be an idiot to not get that "freedom from porn" means when you don't want it.

    The HTML5 Web is right there on all Apple devices and they all play video. You can get all the porn you want if you want it. Everyone knows this.

    App Store is supposed to be an alternative to the Web. It's supposed to be different. It's supposed to be managed because the Web is unmanaged. One is ying, one yang.

    I'm really tired of the totalitarianism of "open technology." The fact that App Store is managed opens it up in a different way: it's open to consumers, businesses, technophobes.

    The stupidest part is you have people who are knocking Apple praising Google for Chrome OS being open, even though the C API on Chrome OS is Google-only, totally closed, and all of Apple's systems have HTML5. So if you get an iPad and ignore App Store, you still can run all the HTML5 apps that run on Chrome OS.

    The thing is, the PC industry is full of failure. Monopolies (Microsoft, Adobe), viruses, technical bottlenecks (e.g. BIOS, XP, IE) and a complete lack of design and ease of use. Anything that's done differently in mobile is welcome. Try anything other than just porting the fucking PC to a phone. I don't see how anybody has a right to criticize App Store when nobody has come close to competing with it.

    Basically: prove Apple wrong or STFU. That goes for App Store, and for the completely vaporware FlashPlayer for Mobiles. Make a phone app platform so good that Apple copies your "openness" and make FlashPlayer for Mobiles so good that Apple pleads to have it on their devices or just STFU. The whining from the PC industry is incredible.

  127. Solutions by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The biggest problem has always been user attitude and actions, something which is often WORSE on Mac than it is elsewhere due to the prevalent belief that "Macs can't get virus/malware!".

    For around five years now the Mac has been free of viruses and malware. So who has been more wrong, the person who rightfully believes the platform is free of malware or the person who thinks if something may someday have malware it is eqivilent to having it?

    When users stop running as admin and stop clicking pretty screensaver ads then we'll have made some real progress

    Congratlulations, you just "got" the iPad. When a platform that has already enjoyed years if actual freedom from viruses and malware makes it nearly impossible for non-technical users to run as admin, does at least an overview of apps for sale while sandboxing them from the system and each other - well that system is going to be more secure, and indeed as you said real progress has been made.

    I think the other things Jobs described as freedoms are something else. But freedom from Viruses and Malware is in fact a freedom, which I know now from many years of enjoying it. That's the thing about frreedom, you know it when you have it, whatever form it takes.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Solutions by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      For around five years now the Mac has been free of viruses and malware. So who has been more wrong, the person who rightfully believes the platform is free of malware or the person who thinks if something may someday have malware it is eqivilent to having it?

      I think the issue is more about the difference between "free from malware" and "invulnerable to malware". The former is true, the latter is not, yet there a re a great many Mac users who are quite sure that the latter is true. That's not a problem now, but it could be, especially if that attitude is fostered. Promoting a virtue (the mac is free of malware) is not the same as promoting ignorance (the mac is invulnerable to malware).

    2. Re:Solutions by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I think the issue is more about the difference between "free from malware" and "invulnerable to malware". The former is true, the latter is not, yet there a re a great many Mac users who are quite sure that the latter is true.

      No there are not. That's something Apple haters dream up to justify anti-Mac snobbery. I've never seen anyone say they are invulnerable, just that there are none.

      I've not seen a post on Slashdot in years claiming Macs are invulnerable to malware.

      Users who don't really understand viruses at all know "Macs don't get viruses" - and again, that has remained true for years. I'm pretty sure if they were warned that there is in fact a virus present, they would not feel convictions betrayed - they'd simply run whatever AV software they were asked to. They are not saying it's impossible, just that it doesn't happen - which is true.

      That's not a problem now, but it could be, especially if that attitude is fostered.

      How? I don't see it. The very worst that can happen is that some users start seeing a few issues with systems, and then an Apple update comes down the pike and most users never see an issue.

      Most mac users at this point have Time Machine backing up files so they aren't out any data - but that doesn't even matter, because viruses these days are all about salable botnet nodes, and evading detection rather than harming a system. So if a user thinks, "macs don't get viruses" and does nothing to try and prevent them - they are in no way any worse off than ALL Windows users today even without running AV software! And again, there's at least one safety net with Apple issued updates to prevent infection vectors before a problem could really become widespread.

      I think it's the combination of architecture flavors, ease of Apple patching systems, and users generally not running as admin the way Windows users have traditionally done that have kept, and will keep, Macs pretty much virus and malware free for some time to come.

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    3. Re:Solutions by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      For around five years now the Mac has been free of viruses and malware. So who has been more wrong, the person who rightfully believes the platform is free of malware or the person who thinks if something may someday have malware it is eqivilent to having it?

      I read that Snow Leopard has a malware scanner - what is it scanning for?

  128. In defense of aggression by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The trouble is, when you put them all together, and embody them in an agressive, bullying corporate policy, they morph into something very ugly.

    In these modern, politically correct times it seems like people intertwine the concepts of agression and bullying. But this is a mistake, agression is a valuable tool and has value in executing a plan. Without vision and agression there is no progress, because passion is a form of agression and you need passion to see and idea to completion.

    Jobs has a very clear vision, and people who disagree with that vision like to paint eveything Apple does in a negative light, one way is to recast agression as bullying. I think as long as we have other choices in the market a company should be free to try an approach they believe in, regardless of how the direction offends the technical cabal.
     

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    1. Re:In defense of aggression by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      In these modern, politically correct times it seems like people intertwine the concepts of agression and bullying.

      And you will notice that I did not. That's why I used two words rather than one. Pursuit of your passion (if that's what you want to call it) to the extent that you eat your competitor's heart after he has been vanquished, or obliterating an infant that stands in your way are not acceptable.

      Obviously I exaggerate, but Jobs, despite his more endearing characteristics (whatever they may be) has clearly gone beyond what most of us will agree is an acceptable degree of competitive agression.

      Note, I am not writing from a fanboy perspective here: I use Linux on my desktop machines, but my laptop is a MacBook. But the sheer nastiness with which Jobs pursues his vision leaves an unpleasant flavour in my mouth, and my next laptop will probably be another Linux box.

    2. Re:In defense of aggression by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Define "nastiness". I have seem no evidence of this in Apple's actions, past and present...

      Calling in the police when a device of yours is stolen, is not nasty (hint: publishing the name of the guy you stole the device from, is in fact "nasty").

      Making sure that developers have to use Apple frameworks to develop software for an Apple device is also far from nasty - it's simply a way to guard the vision that Apple has for the direction of software growth. If Apple does control the primary development tools they also cannot direct the evolution of the platform.

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  129. Tate was unswayed ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by the Apple CEO's reality distortion field, but did come away impressed by Jobs' willingness to spar one-on-one over his beliefs. At 2:00 in the morning on a weekend

    And with a nobody too!

  130. Its just a large ipod touch by uneek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is everyone making such a big deal about a supersized ipod touch?

  131. byteboy Tate got hosed by-da-pro by noshellswill · · Score: 0

    Tates chirpy ( tweety ?) byteboyz arrogance got shoved up his gold-plate *zzwhole. Feckin-A punk got rights ... ha hahahaha.....

  132. Try this too by Leon+Buijs · · Score: 1

    While you're at it, test how porn proof it is. Hand it over to anyone that happens to be around and ask him/her to find any sexual explicit content.

  133. My pet is complaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac rant : - Score 5: inssightful
    Freedom rant - Score 5 insightful
    Jobs rant - Score 5 interesting
    Porn rant - Score 5 insightful, no make that interesesting

    PLEASE! YOUR'E KEEPING MY TROLL AWAKE!

  134. Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What confuses me is how the "i" devices are replacing PCs when they require a PC to even function 100%. To activate your iPhone requires a PC running iTunes. To backup and effectively upgrade any of the same devices again require a PC to do so. Note: Generally the term 'PC' is used to describe any personal computer regardless of OS. Except in this case I am limiting that scope to one that can effectively run iTunes.
     
    If it is Steve really replying then you know he is going to be passionate. To him it is the best thing he has accomplished in his life, and soon will die and if he doesn't put all the pieces in place Apple will faulter once again. At least that is in the back of his mind not to say actual future of the company.
     
    To me a lot of technology we use nowadays (including those devices) are neat, but I feel are little belated. I think we are at least 20 years behind what can be possible. After all we only have a small percentage of minds in the world working to solve any problems, and most of them have to climb over obvious patents granted by 3rd grade patent examining Federals.
     
    My grandfather always told me that if I wasn't going to do anything about something I had no room to bitch about it. I guess it is time to come out of retirement, and roll up the old sleeves.

  135. "Good for the market?" by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1, Troll

    I could do fine without Apple's influence on UI design (mostly raising the bar on how much eye candy is "acceptable.") It's certainly not worth the extremely negative influence they've had on software freedom on mobile devices (WebOS, Windows Phone 7, Android to some extent).

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  136. What Steve Jobs did that was revolutionary by V!NCENT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Create a company.
    Put together some MIT licensed software and create yet another OS.
    Designed computers after 70's Braun industrial design.
    Made it work well.
    Got people to buy his products due to great marketing.
    Decided not to want Flash.
    Decided it could only be programmed with their own API's. .... ....

    Made money.

    So what's so revolutionary about making a sleek tablet pc? Nothing.

    I like that he wants to kill Flash, but that's about it. So in the meantime I can browse the web freely with my Linux netbook and desktop and not have to worry about an electronics company.

    Next...

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  137. Macbook == PC by MagnoliaBoy · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Jobs is thinking of his Macbook line. The x86 nature of the hardware belies his assertions... Of course personal computing is going to change over time, just like his laptops went form powerPC custom CPUs to wintel x86. Regardless though, 'PC' is a term that is likely going to stay in popular usage for some time now. (Did not RTFA)

  138. What everyone seems to be missing... by RichiH · · Score: 1

    Tate says that intermediate APIs are a good thing and that forcing people to re-implement natively is bad
    Jobs responds "The magazine apps will be far better in the end because they are written native. We've seen this movie before."

    Tate says Apple was using Objective C & an intermediate API for iTunes on Windows
    Jobs responds "As for us, we're just doing what we can to try and make (and preserve) the user experience we can envision. You can disagree with us, but our motives are pure."

    And _that_ is the disconnect. Apple can use what they perceive to be the best tools for any given platform. Even if they need intermediate APIs for that. No one can do that on iPod touch, iPhone & iPad. Their motives are, by definition, pure. Everyone else can go eat a shovel. /me is happy that he owns exactly zero Apple products. Linux may [have been|be] a bumpy ride sometimes, but I can choose freely.

  139. MMJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve's smokin' a bit too much of that medical marijuana....

  140. PCs won't die any time soon by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

    I guess this story was really about whether Steve Jobs is a controlling asshole or not (didn't we establish that in the other four hundred Apple stories this month?), but I'm more interested in the claims that the PC is dying. Personally, I don't see it. All these portable devices are very convenient, but the usability is horrible. Touchscreens are a joke if you're typing anything longer than a Twitter post (especially if you're a good typist), small screens are bad for viewing more than one document at once or even viewing lots of a single document (especially if you have poor eyesight), and audio quality is horrible unless you use good headphones (which keeps other people from hearing) or dock it with speakers (which removes the portability advantage). Maybe laptop-style docking bays would help with all this? Or maybe the pad computing thing is just a fad propped up by tech journalists who don't do any real work on computers outside of three-paragraph articles and Tweets.

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  141. Re:Sounds to me... the auditor effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having been on both sides of the design issue - as the responsible Engineer for design and field implementation of technology in industrial man-machine interface systems - and then later as the Nuclear Quality Assurance Auditor & Engineer - the most horrific failure of "management" is to allow an auditor to "design" ANYTHING.
    ANYTHING is possible when you do not have to do it yourself, and;
    NOTHING is possible when the only purpose of those with authority over time and money is to "kill the wounded".

  142. Market-share can be lost by javajeff · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just because they are gaining market-share, they can lose it just as fast. When a new restaurant opens up, everyone goes to try it out. What can happen is that people realize that Apple is no different than every other technology company. Their stuff breaks, other products are incompatible, and getting stuff fixed can be expensive. People will realize after a while, that they cannot do everything they want to do and go back to what they had before. Trends are just trends.

    1. Re:Market-share can be lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People will realize after a while

      Unfortunately people are retarded and care more about keeping up with trends than actually doing things.

      I notice no drop in the number of grandmothers who only continue to struggle with Facebook because it's the cool thing to do.

  143. Apple used to be better. USED to be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its not 1995 anymore, people. Whats the most vulnerable operating system with the most serious vulnerabilities that go unpatched the longest? OS X. Whats the most vulnerable browser? Safari.

    Those fabulous apple computers are built on the same taiwanese assembly lines as everyone elses computers, and from the same parts from the same bins.

    Windows 7 is safer and easier to use than OS X. And a good windows computer will cost you half as much, work just as fine out of the box, and "just work" as well as anything apple ever made.

    Problem is that most apple advocates HAD (key operative word) an old windows machine and installed and removed 300 apps that wont even run on a mac, stuffed it full of a variety of 3rd party hardware (none of which will work on a mac), and then had issues which somehow became the fault of the windows machine.

    Configure a windows 7 laptop and a macbook with the same set of applications and hardware and both will perform exactly the same, with the same level of usability, the same level of reliability, and no virus issues.

    I have a house full of recent model desktop and laptops, all with windows 7. My 3 year old learned how to use his laptop to play games. My wife who knows nothing at all about computers uses hers. We do all sorts of media and high definition tv from a windows 7 desktop attached to our living room tv. Gee, it all just worked. Never caught a sniff of a virus. Nothing is disproportionally hard to do or complicated. 99% of the software was included or free.

    Welcome to 2010. Everything is the frickin same except the mac folks pay twice as much for the smug belief that they're buying a superior product. What you just bought was a Caddilac Cimmaron. A Chevy with a Caddy badge on it for twice as much.

    Oh, and the ipad is just a big ipod touch. Loses a few disadvantages due to the bigger screen, but loses the convenience and portability. You're better off with a netbook with a real keyboard and the ability to expand it and use the apps you want on it. Mostly free ones.

    I swear to god, people would pay Steve Jobs $20 a pop for his soiled underpants.

  144. Of course PC ONLY world is sleeping away by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Now that powerful CPUs are cheap, why won't anyone want to own multiple devices with different capabilities and for which one assumes different degree of control and responsibility? Is great to have a hacker box where I can run any app, replace kernel or customize CPU microcode. But when I go to my banks website, I want to be very sure that the device, the web browser or the site haven't been customized in any way. Arguing that either choice is unimportant, or that there is no place for a lock down platform where $1 apps are abundant because developers are assured that every user WILL pay the $1 is stupid. We do need to work on mobile and slim-form factor versions of the hacker box.

  145. Apple almost had me by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    I like Apple's software, but I'm starting to dislike Apple's hardware. Before, I bought their hardware (especially laptops) even if it was to run Linux just because they had better overall features and a nice aesthetic (a sane keyboard layout and no special keys and lights everywhere). Their laptops are rugged, the case won't crack and the unit doesn't feel flimsy. They offer long battery life with their own software and usually other OSes don't perform too shabbily either.

    Over time I started using OS X more and more, and I was able to carry over the software I used in Linux so I wasn't really missing anything, plus I found great native software I enjoyed as well (GarageBand, Kanji Go, iTunes, I was starting to take a shine to Xcode, and now Steam).

    Now on newer models, you can't replace the batteries yourself, and I'm beginning to outgrow their hardware specifications as well and dislike being stuck with whatever they choose. Linux has broader hardware support so I don't have to count on the fact that Apple hardware will be targeted for development and well tested on distros. Apple almost had me but they're really losing me fast, and I'm sure I'm not the only one with this experience.

    1. Re:Apple almost had me by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on the software front. However I still feel that the hardware is designed more intelligently than most other systems out there. In my opinion, Apple has placed always a high value on case aesthetics, a factor that most other manufacturers did not start addressing until fairly recently. While I do not agree with all of their decisions, they are clearly choosing a compromise between aesthetics, weight, performance, and profit. They are confident in their vision and are willing to lose some customers over it because they are sure that they will gain even more converts.

      That said, I am completely horrified by Jobs' recent foray into ramming his morality down his customers throats. Jobs has carefully chosen an issue that will cause puritans and feminists to rally behind him, but the overall concept is unacceptable. As a consumer, I now need to consider how far Apple is willing to go to keep porn off my Apple hardware. Currently, I can not have "porn apps" (except Playboy, because that is an established company), but they tell me to just use Safari when I want porn. Will they eventually block access to Apple-certified pornographic websites in Safari? Will they extend this block to all Apple OSes? The paranoid in me thinks that Jobs would if he though he could get away with it.

      What if Jobs decides that violence is not appropriate for Apple software too? Or reading about Microsoft products? Or reading about jailbreaking or hacking Apple products. Will Steve eventually be willing to brick my $5K Mac Pro for violating his principles?

      Now I know what you're thinking... it is private software, if you don't like it don't use it. But I already own it. I have supported the development of it by investing time and money into using OS X compatible products and hardware. Steve's morality issues and delusional strongarm tactics didn't exist when I started purchasing his hardware. Now he's changing the rules because he thinks he can get away with it. Microsoft would be subject to government intervention in a nanosecond if they suddenly decided that they were going to ban other browsers or iTunes from being run in Windows. Or if they decided to wage a war against porn.

      In my opinion, his own success has deluded him and his near-death experience pushed him over the edge. Jobs has decided that he has been given supreme mandate to micromanage every aspect of Apple users' experience and he needs to be reigned in. The general public doesn't agree... yet. But if Jobs mental health keeps degrading and he forces Apple to overplay its hand, the public will eventually come around, much like is starting to happen with the Android OS versus the iPhone.

      If Jobs isn't careful, he will run his legacy into the ground while he is still alive.

    2. Re:Apple almost had me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am completely horrified by Jobs' recent foray into ramming his morality down his customers throats.

      There are innumerable porn sites you can access from the iPhone or a Mac if you want to. I think it's an idiosyncrasy that people are making way too much of.

      But your opinion, however overblown it seems to me, interests me because so many hold it. If the grandma owned supermarket down the store didn't carry movies with nudity in them, you might think she was being silly, but would you be horrified? Why?

  146. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by kencurry · · Score: 1

    IF that guy was really married, I want to see the look on his wife's face when she finds out he is a porn hound, and he told STEVE f*ing JOBS that she defends porn on a thread that will get a lot of eyeball-time.

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  147. My rare, reluctant agreement with Jobs by KingTank · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For computing I prefer Linux, and to a lesser extent, even MS. But I think Jobs has a point about freedom. Freedom can mean different things. We're accustomed to thinking of freedom in the grand terms of human rights, but that only applies in a vast, over-arching governmental or societal context. I think we have to get used to the idea that in a smaller context, the concept of freedom can sometimes be something more limited, petty or banal. Yes, freedom from porn is a petty, but not completely worthless, kind of freedom. No doubt it provides some value to a lot of his customers. As computers become relentlessly more and more powerful and pervasive, innovators will come up with more and more ways to provide these little freedoms that some of us roll our eyes at, but provide value to others.

  148. He Went Too Far by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Mr. Jobs may have lost control of his thinking when he assumed that traditional computer users were vanishing. I'll wager that there are more hard core computer freaks in this world than ever before.
                As to whether porn is a bug or a blessing I suspect that Mr. Jobs may have some boredom in his life. Porn can be quite enlightening and liberating.

  149. I dont own or use Apples products by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    I dont own or use Apples products,so steve jobs had 0 control over me!

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  150. I love Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I used to work for Apple. I joined after Steve Jobs left the company and started Next, and I left before he came back to Apple. I left because I had completely lost faith in the senior management. Remember Michael Dell's comment that if he was Apple CEO he would shut down the company, sell the assets and distribute them to the shareholders? That was my view also.

    When I left I had a bunch of Apple shares - some from stock grants, some from the employee purchase plan. The shares were worth a few dollars each, so I didn't bother to sell them - I didn't need the money that much. That was my good fortune.

    Now look at the price. So far, the shares have paid for my daughter's education and paid off my mortgage. And I still have enough to fund a good few years of my eventual retirement.

    Keep going, Steve. Ignore the detractors - what have they done? Have they taken a failing company and made it into a technology and marketing powerhouse? Have they taken a share valued at $5 and increased its value year after year? There have been 2 splits on the way, so each $5 share is now four shares, each one worth around $250.

  151. The Unfiltered Mr Jobs by meehawl · · Score: 1

    Whatever about the content of this exchange, I'm more interested in the apparent recent increase in the frequency of sometimes bizarre Jobsian missives to the masses. Remember, this is a guy who used to be *extreme* about protecting his image and privacy and speaking only through hand-picked media acolytes. Now, apparently, we have an insomniac Mr Jobs willing to engage in back and forth with any arsehole with a keyboard.

    As a liver transplant survivor, Mr Jobs would most probably have been placed on a very high dose of glucocorticoids (among other medications, including calcineurin inhibitors, azathioprine or mycophenolate mofetil, and rapamycin or one of its close analogs). Hopefully his physicians have managed to taper the steroids dose down significantly, possibly even to zero if there is no sign of an ongoing immune-mediated primary disorder. This is good, because high dose glucocorticoids "are associated with significant side effects, including hypertension, dyslipidemia, glucose intolerance, infection, bone abnormalities, peptic ulcers, and psychiatric disorders", and he already will be dealing with enough unfortunate side effects from all the other immunosuppressive medication. However, judging by his weird choice of correspondents and replies apparently emanating from an unfiltered Mr Jobs over the past few months, it does seem as if his apparently existing and famous personality type has been enhanced. Or perhaps a 'roid-induced euphoria is continually tempting him to express it directly to the public more commonly than previously.

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  152. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    What does he lose for forgetting the apostrophe?

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  153. what kind of PC user believes Steve Jobs ? by Latinhypercube · · Score: 0

    I mean, please. Apple CEO states that PC world is dying... Hmmm... How about this, PC user states that Apple IS THE NEW SONY, and will go the way of Sony with it's bullshit proprietary gadgets and locked down practices.

  154. Better car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, not all computers will become consoles. Thinking that a MacBook Pro will work like an iPad is ridiculous.

    Second, if you want to draw a car analogy, it's like someone who rides a horse complaining about these newfangled cars. Horses can go off-road, while cars need roads, limiting your travel options. Horses can eat grass wherever you decide to stop, while cars need fuel, water, and tires carried along, limiting your range. Horses can auto-pilot, and you can even play a guitar, or shoot a bow and arrow while riding a horse. Try that with a car!

    The iPad, iPod, iPhone are different computing devices that you interface with differently, including not only the GUI, but even the posture you adopt while using it. Get used to it. They're breaking the tyranny of the desktop computer (keyboard, landscape monitor, mouse/trackpad, sit upright with fingers poised on the keyboard) metaphor, and people will certainly put up with the limitations in order to gain those advantages.

    When you want to be running gcc in one window, R in another, and Transmission in another, use your desktop. When you want to browse the web or do email or watch video or use a spreadsheet, other options are possible.

  155. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

    Maybe someday when you gather the courage to speak to a female, you'll find that not all women are puritanical virgins.

  156. Why Steve is really against porn: by cyn1c77 · · Score: 0

    Think of how frustrating it would be to be incredibly rich and powerful, yet also incredibly horny and impotent due to poor health and too many transplant drugs.

    Thanks for pushing your sexual frustration onto the rest of us, Steve.

    And shame on you for using the "Think of the children" line. One of your kids is 30 years old (and illegitimate, you horn-dog). I'll bet the rest are in their teens. You better hope they are using porn.

  157. A little story about the iPad in the real world by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    I'm recently married, last night we had dinner with the inlaws. The inlaws had several friends over for a night of drinks, bullshitting, and general socializing under the spring time stars out back.

    Most of these people couldn't make it to the wedding which was out of country ... so they wanted to see pictures ... or at least pretended they did.

    First thought was grab the sister in laws' laptop. Okay, got it ... password protected ... call her up to get the password as she was out with friends and she says ... 'Just grab my iPad, its probably far easier since the photos are already on there'.

    So my wife gets the sisters iPad ... you know what we did? Viewed the photos, watched some youtube videos of the shakeweight exercise device and its parodies (funny stuff) and a few people updated their facebook page while we passed it around and laughed our asses off.

    It was, in fact, the most perfect device I've seen for what we used it for. No one had touched one before that moment, though my wife and I have iPhones. Of the other 6 people there, no one asked 'how does this work' or even took a second to figure it out, they just used it right from the start.

    By the time we left, pretty much every one there thought 'we should get one of those, thats awesome for just doing basic stuff we do most of the time.

    3 more iPads were purchased today, just because of that. Now I won't deny that everyone there has money to spare so its a bit biased towards gadgets, but I've never in my life seen normal people pick up a tech toy, play with it for a few hours and then run out and buy one as soon as they could. My wife and I won't buy one because its basically a larger iPhone sans phone so its not that useful to us over all, we just use our normal computers when the phones won't cut it.

    The point to all this is, this style of device with this level of easy of use and 'just works', which by that I mean people 'just get how it works, instantly', its going to change the game for a lot of people.

    Will it always be the leader of the pack? Who knows, but right now it most certainly is a very well liked and sought after appliance.

    While slashdot may think the only type of 'computer' is a completely open, no cost for software, get anything you want type of device is the only way to go ... the rest of the world doesn't really care about any of those things.

    Nope, most slashdotters that refuse to even look at it won't buy it, but no one gives a shit about that statistically irrelevant portion of the population. Not Jobs. Not Bill or Ballmer. Not Me. Not anyone who has more important things to do then rant about needing an open computer.

    Is it perfect? Of course not, but it does appear to be GREAT for certain circumstances. Something better will come along and build off whats learned from the iPad, just like the iPad came along from what was learned from the iPhone, and the iPhone came along from lessons learned by other previous devices.

    People can rant about Steve, Apple, and all things related, but only the truly ignorant will ignore what its doing for the world of computing appliances.

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  158. Steve Jobs is full of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason why they have "disallowed" applications that were created with Flash CS5 is that makes it too easy to release the same application on other platforms (Android, especially).

    There is no technical reason why an App created for the iPhone with Flash CS5 should behave in any way differently from a "native" App. If it doesn't behave according to how iPhone Apps should, then it should be declined on that basis, but it is unfair to disallow using Flash to write Apps.

    This latest round of Flash-bashing is mostly due to the imminent release of Flash for EVERY OTHER SMARTPHONE PLATFORM. For all of the complaints Apple makes about Flash, OS-X wouldn't have been nearly as useful for web browsing without it. Apple would have sold far fewer Macbooks if they didn't "work" with Flash websites, including (but not limited to) porn. And this includes several Flash-based games and other interactive websites.

    I have created an interactive dynamic-HTML cross-browser website long ago, and I can attest to the fact that it's incredibly difficult to do so. The browsers are moving targets (even from one OS to another). It becomes a maintenance nightmare to try to keep it working (more often than not, the application will rot until it becomes unusable). Flash solves that problem by creating a new "least common denominator" that works regardless of the hardware/software platform and browser (except for iPhone and iPad). HTML5 will not solve this problem - it only makes it worse. I have much better things to do with my time than try to keep dynamic websites working properly with each release of each browser on each platform.

    The Android phones and tablets will do Flash, and they will be cheaper, too! So they will have a much more complete web browsing experience than the iPhones and iPads. As a developer, I would much rather make an interactive web-based Flash Application (that works on every computer and every smartphone except Apple's) than try to write native code for the iPhone, that is subject to Steve Job's whims as to whether or not it will ever see the light of day.

    I see Apple losing more market share to Android due to their Flash intransigence. Most technical people that I know have an Android phone. Some also have iPhones, but I'm guessing that they won't be browsing on them much once Flash for the Android is released. I know that I would certainly rather browse on my phone with Flash than without. There are too many websites that have useful things in Flash.

    Based upon the likely moves in the marketplace in the next few years, I predict that one of the "miraculous" features that gets added to the iPhone and the iPad (if they're still around) in iPhone OS 5, 6 or 7 is "native support for Flash." And for that, Steve Jobs will get a round of applause from the audience. Just like he got for "inventing" multitasking on smartphones.

    Hopefully, some time before that happens, Steve will get religion, and "allow" Flash to be used to develop applications for the iPhone. If he doesn't do that, he won't get any applications from me, although the Android platform will.

    In the meantime, I won't buy any Apple iPhone, iPad or iAnything product that doesn't support Flash in some way. And I won't recommend anyone else to do the same.

  159. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    You should let them know that there are several Android devices that offer the same functionality as the iPad, but without the restrictions placed upon them by Apple.

    Mass deployments should be a breeze.

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  160. bigger perspective is what he meant by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    He's not saying he's above criticism or better than everyone else. What he's referring to is the tendency among successful people to appreciate and recognize the hard work it takes to achieve success at ANYTHING. This is why you do not have Nobel prize winners making public comments dissing everything Metallica has released since Justice. Successful people have overcome challenges, failed, and persisted. They may see other people misstep in their opinion, but they can empathize with their journey.

    Basically, Steve Jobs is calling out this blogger person for being a loudmouth who has no sense of what leadership requires. No idea what thousand upon thousands of decisions Steve Jobs has made to accomplish what he's done. Steve's not saying the guy has no right to criticize. He's saying that his criticism might have more credibility if he had more credentials to his name other than 'internet critic'.

    I'm with Jobs on all this shit. No PORN on the app store? BFD!!! I don't recall Nintendo, Sony, Sega, or Microsoft licensing titles for their consoles that included overt nudity, even though many releases were marked for mature users only. Even so, there was nothing preventing you from throwing a porno DVD into any of those consoles nor is there anything preventing an iPad user from ripping a porn DVD and loading it onto the device. What groundbreaking app is getting censored that was going to deliver porn content in any special way that can't be accessed via Safari?

    Seth

  161. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by maccodemonkey · · Score: 1

    They're aware, and have reviewed other Android devices, but the Android devices in general don't meet their standards. There are other tradeoffs in hardware and software quality.

    I'm not saying that Android in general doesn't work, but no one has produced a decent Android slate yet. Also, with the number of devices, you need excellent hardware support. One advantage with Apple is that they will train and allow employees to do on site repairs under warranty, have a good parts supply chain, and decent turnaround on repairs that have to go offsite.

    Until a big company comes out with a 10" Android slate (Dell, HP, etc) we can't really trust that the repair support chain is going to be there.

  162. Why you would want such a computer. by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

    There's the old political quip, that freedom of the press only applies to those who have presses.

    Think of a Web server as analogous to a printing press. A cheap computer running FLOSS software, such as the LAMP stack, is within the reach of many individuals and small groups.

    Furthermore, corporations that use the LAMP stack will finance development of it -- and since it's FLOSS, that works to the benefit of those individuals and small groups. FLOSS becomes an engine of social equalization.

    That doesn't work out so well with Apple appliances.

  163. Well by arcite · · Score: 1

    He is better than you. Steve's Job place in human history for the eons to come is assured. How is yours going?

  164. History lesson anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    History repeats itself. Doesn't everybody know that?

    Didn't Apple learn way back when that it's about the software, not about the hardware? What do you think made the first version of Windows so widely popular?
    The only thing that's different today is Google is holding all the cards, but Apple is in the same exact spot. Android vs. iPhone OS.\

    Steve Jobs: We're better than you are! We have better stuff.
    Bill Gates: You don't get it, Steve. That doesn't matter!

    Now, it will be:
    Google: You don't get it, Steve. That doesn't matter!

  165. Jobs made the point clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The major statement was: The PC folks feel their world slipping away ! Thats the point, and the porn thing is absolutely no issue!
    The thing why people get so mad about Apple is: this iPad IS a revolution... and revolution do what? They kill the ancient regime, the old elite.

    The iPad revolution is not a tech revolution, it is society revolution, having far deeper impacts on society than we can imagine now. Jobs' revolution brings computing to people who never dared to do anything with that until now. I dont mean simple email or web browsing which today also nontech and older people can do. But the iPad brings PRODUCTIVITY use cases to those people! Yes right, productivity! Many just criticize this iPad as a sole media consumption thing, but its not! Apps can be anything, also for productivity and they will be! You can attach keyboard, you can create with fingers, sound, movement or whatever, better than before. The web browser and those strange web apps with no stringent usability were the real prison for those non tech users. Apple indeed brings freedom, freedom to 95% of the people to start really USING computers.

    For instance my wife never used my ugly wintel tower desktops at all. With the macbook she started at least browsing the web and email. But still, more complicated web sites are by far too complex if you are not a tech guy. And real productivity: painting music and the like... no way on a desktop. I am 100% sure that the iPad will drive her to more creation like things.

    Apple always put iPad in the MIDDLE between smartphones and mac. So how can one complain that Apple is jailing the user? Macs were never planned to disappear! They have been ADDED so WHY do so many people criticize Apple? Because Apple is equipping 90% of the users with the most adequate machine and ecosystem. This move will blow old elites away , those PC and computer nerds ... they SEE that a 90y old grandma is getting to her email faster than they do on their clunky PC and linux machines, that grandma composes more excellent emails on her ipad than they do with their outlook, that grandma has streamlined apps for the most crazy use cases while the PC nerds always have to stress the web browser and have the same HTML interface regardless what the task may be.

    I love Apple for their CLOSED iPhones and iPads! What does jailbreaking mean? It means that App developers have to put enormous efforts into securing their apps against those criminals who steal and patch their apps. It means that users loose their security when using apps because their data is not secure anymore. All that FREEDOM which is demanded is just the freedom to steal, to attack people with malware. I hope that with iPhone 4G Apple will also close that door. This will bring more freedom to app developers and users. It just cuts freedom for some criminals and this is what its all about.

  166. Rabid Anti-Apple mod doesn't read comment by illumnatLA · · Score: 1

    LOL mods... *sigh*

    I guess I got modded a 'troll' in the above post because I said all UI's were equally shitty just shitty in different ways and concluded that the user should use the tool that works best for them.

    Seems someone with a rabid anti-Apple sentiment got some mod points today and didn't actually bother to actually read what I actually said in my actual comment!

    That or opinions that are rationally laid out to express the point of view of the writer are now considered 'troll' posts here on Slashdot. You'd think I said something particularly inflammatory heh!

    Ah well... I got plenty of Karma to spare!

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  167. Re:o hai jcr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeh, that would be good for him, but that is unlikely.

  168. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve's referring to the current, pixellated version of flash porn, not the high quality, h.264 version that can be enjoyed on a bright high-quality IPS display for hours on end. At least it might fix the contrast issues a lot of those webcams have.

  169. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by jcr · · Score: 1

    But what is good for Apple isn't necessarily good for the world.

    So, want to tell me how the world is improved if Apple abandons quality control? Knock yourself out.

    -jcr

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  170. real artists ship, bullshit artists bullshit... by vaporland · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why does anybody even listen to Steve any more? Just because he's first to market? It's not like 8,000 other monkeys didn't have the idea for the iPhone before he did. He just got it to market first. BIG DEAL.

    To quote Mr. Jobs, "Real artists ship". $99 for a smartphone? It's expensive? You know of a cheaper one, equally capable? To paraphrase, bullshit artists bullshit, real artists ship..

    People listen to Steve because he delivers the goods.

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    1. Re:real artists ship, bullshit artists bullshit... by crhylove · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but Android outsold iPhone last month, and I think the reason is more than just google maps integration, although that alone is a powerful Android asset.

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  171. And by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    "If I'd asked my customers what they wanted, they'd have said a faster horse." --Henry Ford

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  172. TWO SUPER EASY WAYS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A: put in your OSX disk.... and reset the password that way.

    B: boot into single user mode (command S on a real mac, -s for a hackintosh), then read the on-screen instructions on how to mount your drive. (Seriously, wait for the prompt, look up about an inch, and it tells you how to mount the drive...) then, rm /var/db/.AppleSetupDone
    then reboot. removing that file, makes the machine start up into the setup video on its next boot..... so you'll get the intro video, and it will have you setup another admin account. Then you can use that admin account to go change the password of any other account you want.

    For people who think they're some kind of unix god that knows everything, you could also boot single user mode, set a password for root, reboot, and log in as root. (Although, frankly, I prefer my machines to not have root enabled, but thats my preference....)

    Furthermore, there are lots of people that know the inner workings of OSX pretty damn well. Just look at a lot of the people that were running linux in the 90's. Most of them that I know, are running OSX now.

  173. All y'all can STFU by metaforest · · Score: 1

    I've been watching this iPod iPad iCrap2 argument heat up to a shrill pitch for years now.
    The most amazing thing is watching the market vote with it's wallet.

    And watching the majority of the /. hurd get ever more shrill on why apple sucks.

    I for one do not have any faith that TFA is even true. It seems more likely to me that the author
    fabricated the whole thing over a few malt beverages and some weed.

    For the few of you that have a more balanced view of the developments... my hats off to you.

    The rest of ya remind me of the comicbook guy on the Simpsons...

    Ya need to get of the basement once in a while and get a tan...

  174. Jobs = God? by Askmum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Already after the first reply from Steve I was confirmed in my thinking that Jobs is an absolute and total twat. What, that he decides for me that I can not watch porn constitutes freedom for him? I am so fortunate that my PC world is not slipping away from me. I am so relieved that I actually have a choice what to install on my PC and what I can watch and what not. And then He talks about freedom? It is the freedom the likes of Kim Yong Il and Mao fight for. That's no freedom, that's oppression.

    And really, explain to me (having no kids) what the thing is about porn and kids. When I was really young, porn didn't interest me, but I did play doctor with some of my (girl) friends when I was 8. And by the time I was 14 I was going out of my way to look at the nudiemagazines. So, that's bad? Why?

  175. Re:I rarely read ValleyWag. by lacoronus · · Score: 1

    But what is good for Apple isn't necessarily good for the world.

    So, want to tell me how the world is improved if Apple abandons quality control? Knock yourself out.

    First, Apple can do as much quality control as they want - of their own stuff. When it comes to quality control of what I and others bring to market, it should really not be up to Apple.

    Second, the improvement to the world comes in the same way as the world is improved by free markets.

  176. Re:Obligatory car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Choose 1:

    a) Unsafe on [the information] superhighway.
    b) Vanilla
    c) Turn-by-turn GPS
    d) Autopilot
    e) Chauffeured limo

  177. Two rage-inducing UI quirks by gravyface · · Score: 1

    1. Could be just a Tiger thing, but TAB doesn't cycle through OK and Cancel on native pop-up modal menus.

    2. Minimizing kills ALT-TAB's Window focus; you get the empty Application Bar of Shame (tm) while the application window you actually care about cowers below, requiring (yet another) mouse click to restore.

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  178. Re:Obligatory car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The car analogies are getting long in the tooth. What part of "impossible to get viruses on the iPad" do people fail to understand? iPads don't have buffer overruns or anything that plagues normal computing as we know it.

    Walled gardens are going to be the future of computing. Deal with it. Just like BASIC an turbo switches do not come with computers anymore, apps and user items will have to be checked off by a trusted party. This is the only way to stop the rampant spread of malware, identity theft, and business compromise that the computing world as a whole deals with for the long haul.

    Antivirus programs have failed us. User/root right separation has failed us. Apple's security model on the iPhone and iPad has been working since 2007 without one single malware infection on a single device worldwide. The only time this model fails is when people deliberately defeat Apple's protection and put AT&T's communications infrastructure at risk by jailbreaking.

  179. Put your money where your mouth is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure everyone's going to ridicule Steve's statement of caring more about porn when you have kids. It's a weak argument as anyone can of course view porn in the browser, but Apple has an image to maintain and being selective of what they sell in their store is a part of that. Most would say that children viewing porn isn't a big deal, and they're going to see it anyways. The latter is probably true, but I wonder how many people would act in a manner consistent with their nonchalant assertion that it's not that big of a deal. If you're ok with your kids seeing others having sex, why not just invite them to watch you and your wife having sex? It's no big deal, right?

  180. Sounds to me like a FART ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, there is one fantastic quote here from Steve Jobs that he replied to someone who *dared* to criticize him:

    what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others work and belittle their motivations?

    What a complete asshole who thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

    Now you KNOW ... ... why Sculley FIRED him.

  181. Just gunna wait for the Android version :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Android version of this new iPad concept comes out (like the one between Verizon and Google).. and BOOM Apple loses major marketshare all over again. Nothing new here, move along.

  182. BSD by hotsauce · · Score: 1

    If BSD is so great, why didn't /it/ take the market by storm?

    The painful truth is that BSD can't give away for free what Apple can charge hundreds of dollars for to the lines outside their stores.

    OS X >> BSD.

    1. Re:BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was not aware that BSD put that much money into marketing? I would love to see what happened if either BSD spent that much in marketing or if Apple was forced to spend as little as BSD. Hell while we are at it, lets make it so that all OS's get the same marketing budget. Let us see who ends up on top.

  183. ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve's like, so wrong. The ipad... *it is* revolutionary, but i don't think it will ever beat microsoft, ever.

  184. Re:Insomnia and stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely you mean it is the 10th anniversary of next year being the year of Linux on the desktop.

  185. Ryan censors all comments, no freedom at all by MrJones · · Score: 1

    Ryan talks about freedom and he allows censorships on all comments in his blog. Besides that, stop spamming people at 2am, come on!

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  186. Better Marketing by RedmondChris · · Score: 1

    While Apple does come up with some pretty spiffy innovations (some more practical than others), the reason why they have continued success relies largely on their advertising strategy. While watching a show the other night on NBC, there were at least 10 different Apple ads for the iPad and iPhone in an hour's time. In that same period of time, there was one commercial for Windows 7. (I personally find those "I made Windows 7" ads pretty damn annoying. Besides traditional ads, Apple uses product placement very well. One example is a recent episode of Modern Family, which revolved around the wife getting her husband a new iPad for his birthday.

  187. Re:What Steve Jobs did that was revolutionary by MrJones · · Score: 1

    Thats revolutionary, the "making" of a sleek tabled PC. No one could make it that happen before, I mean, in a successful way.

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  188. Re:Yeah, people talking about freedom are often tr by dzfoo · · Score: 1

    Your platform comparisons have a fundamental flaw: Windows is not the iPhone (or iPad), and Microsoft is not Apple. By this I mean that Windows is an operating system and Microsoft is a company making this operating system, while the iPhone is an integrated device, which includes an operating system, but it also includes the hardware, applications, a PC sync'ing mechanism, and an App Store--it is all of these--and Apple is a company providing this entire set up.

    Can you see the difference between a company that provides an operating system which can be installed in many sort of computers, designed, built and sold independently by other manufacturers; and a company that provides a fully integrated software/hardware ecosystem? It's like comparing Goodyear to Ford: one makes a component of a motor vehicle, the other makes the vehicle itself.

    Microsoft was accused of having a monopoly in the Personal Computer Operating Systems market. This is a very broad market definition, it's like saying Goodyear has a monopoly in Automobile Tires (not that they do), and implies that they are the sole provider for all cars, and thus exerting influence on the independent manufacturers themselves.

    Apple on the other hand does not have a monopoly in the Mobile Device Operating Systems market, not by any stretch of the imagination. The iPhone has a small-ish market share within the Mobile Device market. Of this, I grant you, Apple has a monopoly in the Apple Mobile Device market, but this is their own market share, and it is a rather narrow category. It's like saying Ford has a monopoly on selling Ford motor vehicles--and that, say, Toyota cannot sell Ford automobiles.

    If you take these differences into consideration, you'll notice that your argument cannot stand any more.

    >> Would it be okay for MS to warn you that your are about to install virus?

    It is their operating system, so I do not see a problem with this.

    >> Wouldn't it be nice if MS stopped you from loosing data by refusing to allow you to export your documents to other formats?

    Microsoft does, indeed, this very thing, and such is their right as software manufacturers. But lets be clear, they do this within their own software. For instance, MS Word will not allow me to export to Open Office format, nor does it support iWork's Pages. They do not, however, prevent the rest of my computer, i.e. those parts not controlled by their software within my machine, from doing so. When I purchase Microsoft's software I consent to this limitation.

    >> If MS tried to control your PC in the same way, would you tolerate it? Would you take it from Dell?

    I agree that if MS tried to control the PC--which is not owned or devised by them--as they have tried in the past, this would be wrong. But that is because, as explained above, they only supply a component of the entire PC system, which is independently produced.

    Regarding Dell, I suppose they could start doing that, since they are designing and building the machine itself. It is their right. However, I suspect that, like you implied, many people wouldn't like it, and so they would purchase from a different manufacturer. Likewise it is with the iPhone: those who do not like the control Apple is exerting, are free to not purchase one, and go to a competitor, of which there are many. Such is the advantage of an open market and competition.

    >> [N]obody has to have an iPad, iPhone, iPod or Mac. No really, you do not. So their control is "harmless". For now.

    True. If Apple, by deception, artifice, or anti-competitive behaviour attempts to destroy the competition (as Microsoft was accused of doing once) and it becomes the only purveyor of Mobile Devices, and attempts to manipulate prices artificially to its advantage, then yes they are an anti-competitive monopoly and should be stopped or punished by the appropriate authorities.

    On the other hand, if Apple provi

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