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Decency Group Says "$#*!" Is Indecent

The Parents Television Council says the "$#*!" in the title of the upcoming CBS show $#*! my dad says is indecent. From the article: "'CBS intentionally chose to insert an expletive into the actual name of a show, and, despite its claim that the word will be bleeped, it is just CBS's latest demonstration of its contempt for families and the public,' declared PTC President Tim Winter. 'There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen, but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision.'" By this logic Qbert was the filthiest game ever made.

821 comments

  1. First $#*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    First $#*!

    1. Re:First $#*! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      $#*! ain't my god, and I feel very sorry for you if $#*! is your God. (The Bible Defines Swearing as Taking the Name of the Lord your God in Vain.)

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    2. Re:First $#*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I feel very sorry for anyone who lets the Bible define things for them. What does the Bible say about incorrect use of capital letters?

    3. Re:First $#*! by angus77 · · Score: 1

      (The Bible Defines Swearing as Taking the Name of the Lord your God in Vain.)

      Um, no. The Bible merely forbids taking God's name in vain. It never makes an attempt to define "swearing".

    4. Re:First $#*! by gwayne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn rookie...let me fix that for you.

      for deity in God Jehovah Allah Shen Bhagwan Vishnu Krishna Yahweh Elohim Jesus Satan Lucifer Zeus "L. Ron Hubbard"
      do
                $#*! $deity
      done

    5. Re:First $#*! by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 1

      You are willing to bet eternity on that?

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    6. Re:First $#*! by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (The Bible Defines Swearing as Taking the Name of the Lord your God in Vain.)

      Taking the Lord's name in vain means swearing to God that something is true when you know it's not, or swearing to God that you'll do something and not doing it, or otherwise invoking God while swearing and oath, and then breaking the oath. There are a lot of misinformed Christians who are under the impression that it has something to do with using His name while uttering profanity, but that's merely because most Christians know diddly-squat about the Bible and what it actually says. The rule against taking the Lord's name in vain is basically ancient contract-law, and has never had anything to do with "swearing" in the sense of using profanity, only "swearing" in the sense of "swearing an oath".

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    7. Re:First $#*! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are willing to bet eternity on that?

      Absolutely.

      I'm willing to bet eternity that all religion is fascism wrapped in fairy stories.

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    8. Re:First $#*! by stonefry · · Score: 1

      Citation needed.

    9. Re:First $#*! by TheNumberless · · Score: 3, Funny

      You willing to risk spending the only life you get waiting around for the next one?

    10. Re:First $#*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF!

    11. Re:First $#*! by moogied · · Score: 1

      Oh god, I hate you so much stonefry. So very much.

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    12. Re:First $#*! by HairyNevus · · Score: 1

      Spot on!

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    13. Re:First $#*! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bet? I'll do you one better. If the christian God as portrayed with his silly games is indeed the ruler of the hypothetical heaven, I can't imagine what could be worse than having to spend eternity basking in his arrogance.

      Seriously, I'll settle for the fire and pitchforks...

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    14. Re:First $#*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot muhammad.
      Fuck Muhammad!

    15. Re:First $#*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muhammed is a purported prophet of the purported deity Allah, which was included in the list of pruported deities.

      You fail.

    16. Re:First $#*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You blew it. He purposely left out Muhammad so that he wouldn't be executed. It's much easier to be spiteful anonymously, but now you've condemned all Anonymous Cowards to death!

      Damn you, Anonymous Coward!

      Damn you all to hell!!!

    17. Re:First $#*! by Mephistro · · Score: 1
      The 'Alpha Male In The Sky' is just an Archetype from ancient times, probably from the neolithic, based on the common assumption that the Big Guy in the Sky would be and act just like the village's boss or some famous war chief. In those times, sons were the propriety of their fathers, just slaves, sometimes for life. Most ancient peoples gave the father the legal 'right' to torture or kill his own sons.

      In most parts of the world, nowadays, the situation has improved a little. A father acting like, say, Yhvh, would be considered a mental case -a $#*!edly dangerous mental case. The only places where such acts could be deemed 'habitual' are those parts of the world suffering from religious turmoils . I think there must be some hidden clue in that fact, don't you agree? ;)

      Furthermore, religions perpetuate this archetype, by promoting the rise to power of this kind of individuals, powerhungry warmongers who can't stand criticism, and say they are following God's orders, but are just doing whatever they please most.

      Do I fear going to hell? For me hell would be a planet controlled by different theocracies that dictate laws and impart judgement based on the teachings of some book written three thousand years ago. Demons and hell are just the concentrated remains of some bad trips that a bunch of shamans, priests or whatever had many eons ago. Rather than going to hell I'd like to visit Barzoom for a few centuries. I am totally convinced there is no $#*!ing way I'll ever end in one of those imaginary places.

      And having a bunch of religious bigots dictating how you should speak, think and act doesn't seem such a great idea, Imho. The YMMV meme doesn't seem to fit in this paragraph. If you live under one of these regimes, you are being $#*!ed, even if you are not aware of it.

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      SOLUTIONS: The secret word is 'FUCK'.

    18. Re:First $#*! by Mephistro · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm... Th Bible?

    19. Re:First $#*! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You know, that bit never made any damned sense to me, and talking to quite a few preachers over the years I've never had anyone of them come up with a decent explanation either.

      I mean if you go by the old books Lucifer was the most beautiful of all the angels, the morning star, the most intelligent, the most perfect...so WTF would he be doing torturing his own people when he is gonna need them for the final battle between good and evil? It makes no damned sense!

      As far as TFA, is this the same "decency group" who had a leader declare there shouldn't be anything on TV his 8 year old couldn't watch? Every time I think of these "decency groups" I think of that quote, because if they had their way that is pretty much how all TV would be.

      What I wouldn't give though to have access to the computers of everyone in that "decency group" just to see how many of them are filled to the brim with sleazy porn. Anyone else notice that those that scream about morality usually have skeletons the size of woolly mammoths in their closet, ala the recent rent boy scandal?

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    20. Re:First $#*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which one?

    21. Re:First $#*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you.

      In vain? Sigh... yes...

    22. Re:First $#*! by stonefry · · Score: 1

      I've read the whole thing several times. Just genuinely curious where to find this reference.

    23. Re:First $#*! by Lobachevsky · · Score: 1

      It's just the church trying to demonize, erm, demons.

    24. Re:First $#*! by Lobachevsky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, the civilized world tends to believe a person is innocent until proven guilty. There are no crimes Lucifer can be proven to be guilty of. Actually, he can't be proven to be exist let alone guilty of anything.

    25. Re:First $#*! by metacell · · Score: 1

      I mean if you go by the old books Lucifer was the most beautiful of all the angels, the morning star, the most intelligent, the most perfect...so WTF would he be doing torturing his own people when he is gonna need them for the final battle between good and evil? It makes no damned sense!

      The christian Bible doesn't support the modern notion of Hell. There is a reference to the existence of a realm for the dead in the old testament, and in Revelations, there is a reference to Satan being cast into a pit of fire and brimstone to suffer around Judgment Day, and that's about all. As far as I know, there is no support for the ideas that Hell is a place where sinners or non-christians go, that Satan rules in Hell, or that he tortures the inhabitants of Hell.

      The concept of Hell (along with the concept of the Devil) seems to have been formed during Roman times and the Middle Ages, perhaps by mixing in elements from other religions.

    26. Re:First $#*! by metacell · · Score: 1

      Not quite. The new testament says you shouldn't swear at all. From the King James Bible, Matt. 5:33:

      [33] Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths:

      [34] But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:

      [35] Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.

      [36] Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.

      [37] But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

      My interpretation of this is that if people swear oaths when they need to be truthful, it implies they don't always need to be truthful. If you can't trust a "no" to be a "no" and a "yes" to be a "yes", using oaths won't help.

    27. Re:First $#*! by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Taking the Lord's name in vain means swearing to God that something is true when you know it's not, or swearing to God that you'll do something and not doing it, or otherwise invoking God while swearing and oath, and then breaking the oath. There are a lot of misinformed Christians who are under the impression that it has something to do with using His name while uttering profanity,

      You seem to understand more of the ancient culture and (perhaps) the actual ancient wording surround this. I agree is hugely important for understanding any ancient (especially religious) text. However, speaking literally of the modern translation (and as I was taught), "taking the lord's name" means simply to utter it in any context. "in vain" means without it amounting to much, just like a futile attempt to win a race against all the odds is acting in vain. So, in that context, saying something like "God forgive you" without really hoping that they're forgiven or that God will intervene, or without really considering God in the utterance, is using his name in vain. Note that this would overlap with something like swearing on the bible but not really meaning it, hence the (much misunderstood) term "swearing", which has become muddied to mean profanity.

      Disclaimer: I'm not Abrahamic.

    28. Re:First $#*! by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      What? No Crom?

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    29. Re:First $#*! by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      > so WTF would he be doing torturing his own people when he is gonna need them for the final battle between good and evil?

      He's actually going to contract out to Blackwater and Halliburton.

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    30. Re:First $#*! by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      I've said it before and will say it again. The Bible is a nice collection of stories. If you want to base your life on that, try reading Tolkien.

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    31. Re:First $#*! by operagost · · Score: 1
      "Lucifer" referred to the King of Tyre, not Satan. And since God is in charge, everyone who doesn't take responsibility for his/her own actions likes to blame him for everything. There lies the impetus for chaos.

      Anyone else notice that those that scream about morality usually have skeletons the size of woolly mammoths in their closet, ala the recent rent boy scandal?

      Whether they're hypocrites isn't relevant. If a sequence of four symbols is truly inappropriate, it is what it is. That being said, I think it's a ridiculous concept and this is simply not a moral issue. I'm sure there is content in this and a lot of other shows that is a lot more of a concern than the stupid title.

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    32. Re:First $#*! by operagost · · Score: 1

      False dilemma. Believers don't "wait", and we don't all flog ourselves like villains in a Dan Brown novel.

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    33. Re:First $#*! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Actually, the amusing part is that Revelation says that HELL ITSELF (along with death) will be thrown into the lake of fire, along with those who are found guilty.

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    34. Re:First $#*! by operagost · · Score: 1

      He listens to no prayers, and accepts no offerings.

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    35. Re:First $#*! by metacell · · Score: 1

      I think that is a quirk in the King James translation. In the New International Version it says "Hades" instead of Hell (the greek word Hades stands for the realm of death, the place where souls go after death, both the good and the bad.)

    36. Re:First $#*! by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      You are willing to bet eternity on that?

      You sure that every week you aren't just making God madder and madder?

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    37. Re:First $#*! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      In that context, swear != curse != vulgarity

      The definitions of all of these words have changed. These days, they mostly mean the same thing.

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    38. Re:First $#*! by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

    39. Re:First $#*! by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      Well, the New Testament - at least all of the oldest copies we have. WASWRITTENINALLCAPSWITHOUTSPACES

      (or punctuation)

      T

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    40. Re:First $#*! by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1
      Back in my Sunday school days (before I became of age to make such decisions) it was explained that proof of hell was Luke 16:24 -

      And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.

      I think the writing was before the Council of Nicea but still seems very much like the Star Trek God.

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    41. Re:First $#*! by metacell · · Score: 1

      Precisely. It is humans who need the idea of reward and punishment after death for their own sense of justice, to motivate people to do good, and to spread their religion - an almighty god would not need them.

    42. Re:First $#*! by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

      Indeed, even the Romans seemed somewhat squeamish with the concept of hell (or the concept that one could return from hell). The Gospel of Nicodemus was banned by the Council of Nicea on the grounds that it must be a forgery by early Christians to convert Pagans. It is full of references to hell. In it Jesus goes to hell and rescues various saints and Biblical characters deemed worthy to escape. There also seem to be allusions to the fact that He may one day return to rescue everyone there.

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    43. Re:First $#*! by metacell · · Score: 1

      Of course. They couldn't allow made-up stories to make it into the Bible.

  2. All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fuck the fucking fuckers!

    1. Re:All I have to say is: by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you meant to post "$#*! the $#*!ing $#*!ers!"

    2. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymusing · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Hey look, it's the Expletive Formerly Known As Fuck."

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    3. Re:All I have to say is: by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find the bleeping indecent.

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    4. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knavish Expletive Fuck was Known As. KEFKA.

    5. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just pissed that they put my password out in the open like that.

    6. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:All I have to say is: by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think you meant to post "$#*! the $#*!ing $#*!ers!"

      Actually, in this context, $#*! stands for shit, not fuck. As in Shit My Dad Says .

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    8. Re:All I have to say is: by Microsift · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "Shit," Fuck My Dad Says just doesn't make sense (without quotes and a comma)

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    9. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A writer owned an asterisk
      And kept it in his den
      Where he wrote tales ( which had large sales )
      Of frail and erring men,
      And always, when he reached the point
      Where carping censors lurk,
      He called upon the Asterisk
      To do his dirty work.

    10. Re:All I have to say is: by somejeff · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to post "$#*! the $#*!!ing $#*!!ers!"

      FTFY

    11. Re:All I have to say is: by Kpau · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "Parents Television Council" represents only their own bizarre agenda and its pretty insulting when they claim to represent all parents. But then they probably consider those who disagree with them as "not real parents" kind of like the wingnuts label anyone who disagrees with them "not real Americans".

    12. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      I see what you mean, but I meant "Fuck" since that's what the GGP was bleeping out.

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    13. Re:All I have to say is: by Chatsubo · · Score: 1

      This is why they're clearly wrong: "$#*! my dad says" is CLEARLY not the most controversial title they could've chosen. They could've gone straight for "Shit my dad says", but no, they actually "hid" the explitive, you know, to take into account sensitive ninnies. You just can't please some people.

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    14. Re:All I have to say is: by kenj0418 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't understand. What does the Parents Television Council have against children learning Perl?

    15. Re:All I have to say is: by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Watergate showed that deleting expletives doesn't work; everyone supplied their own with bad results.

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      A lady from Paris said that using a made-up word is very chic. The word she made up is "shit." When she visited Houston, the natives seemed to understand her French.

    16. Re:All I have to say is: by tenco · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Fuck my dad says"? Yoda, is that you?

    17. Re:All I have to say is: by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing controversy with offence. Shit my dad says might be more offensive, but $#*! my dad says is causing this discussion, so it's likely more controversial. Not to mention the potential to be interpreted as fuck my dad, or something else.

    18. Re:All I have to say is: by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      So many words and letter combinations to hide 'bad words' ... and all the bad words I can think of are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits!

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    19. Re:All I have to say is: by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      "Fuck my dad says"? Yoda, is that you?

      I think you'll find it's Yoda's son.

    20. Re:All I have to say is: by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find it's Yoda's son.

      Which is very convenient for him, since Yoda... is much the same as Yo, Da'...

    21. Re:All I have to say is: by Creepy · · Score: 1

      heh - I think they should have spelled (or spelt if you want a correct English flame war, since both are correct) it $#!7

      And seriously, when was the last time you heard a swear word that offended you enough to punch or shoot the person dissing you in the face (which is about how it was in the Reagan years)? They are so diluted and accepted in mainstream culture these days that I find it pointless to use them at all. Better yet, I just invent my own - you're all a bunch of Farkmashing Schniznob Zumscrubbers for diluting swear words.

    22. Re:All I have to say is: by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      I'm just pissed that they put my password out in the open like that.

      I know. I have that same combination on my luggage!

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    23. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Ever read the book Christine?

    24. Re:All I have to say is: by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      THIS.

      I don't know if you were being serious or not, but when someone hears, say, the word "fuck" in real life, most stable-minded individuals would not think a thing of it. It's just a word.

      However, when you instead bleep it out, you are stating that that word is not just another word, it is something indecent and taboo that much be censored. In short, it's not the word "fuck" that is the issue, it's people who think the word "fuck" is the issue who are the real issue.

      PS: I want to skullfuck the bastard who designed idle's CSS, particularly the retarded comment field. Seriously, just why...

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    25. Re:All I have to say is: by Beorytis · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you have against the Metasonix G-1000 Guitar Amplifier?

    26. Re:All I have to say is: by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might as well have given the literary source for this quote.
      ;)

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    27. Re:All I have to say is: by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the solution is to be proud you made them angry, and revel in your newfound infamy. 'Nuff said.

    28. Re:All I have to say is: by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Well, they could have just called it "Crap my dad says," if they were worried about the word shit, but then again, since the FCC depends on context, not the word itself, so that probably would be objectionable, as well (hell, Bono said fucking on the air, as I recall, but the FCC ruled it an adjective used to describe his excitement and not swearing). If they wanted to play it completely safe, though, they could have said "The things dad says"

    29. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they misspelled it. Shouldn't it be $#!+?

      --riverat

    30. Re:All I have to say is: by Eevee · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be $#!+ then?

    31. Re:All I have to say is: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The "Parents Television Council" represents only their own bizarre agenda and its pretty insulting when they claim to represent all parents.

      It's worth mentioning who's behind this phony "Parents Television Council".

      The PTC was founded by L. Brent Bozell III (you know the initial for a first name is a bad sign), a nephew of ur-conservative William F. Buckley. He is also the founder of the Conservative News Service (CNS), the Conservative Political Action Conference, and Conservative Communications Center (CCC). Apparently, he is a conservative.

      In 2006, Bozell founded the Culture and Media Institute, a branch of his own Media Research Council, whose mission is to reduce what he claims to be a "negative liberal influence on American morality, culture, and religious liberty".

      Brent Bozell is a one-man astroturf machine, and is a major conduit of what is knows as "wingnut welfare" whereby money is collected from people thinking they're going to "stop indecency on television" or "fight the negative liberal influence on America" and is used to fund Republican campaigns and spent keeping Far-Right radio "personalities" on the air in markets where they would otherwise lose money due to low ratings. He specializes in creating groups with "Morality" or "Freedom" or "Liberty" or "Parents" or "Family" in the name yet tend to be little more than Bozell himself putting out press releases and raising funds. He is on the board of the Catholic League, that "fights defamation against Catholics and the Catholic faith" and and has served on the board of the American Conservative Union. In 2007, he resigned as president of the Parents Television Council in order to have more time to fuck goats, however he remains on the "advisory council" of the PTC (in other words, he's the only member).

      Brent Bozell is also a ginger and I defy you to look at a picture of him and not conclude that he is a major toolpicture of him and not conclude that he is a major tool. As my grandmom used to say, "Evil tends to identify itself in the face, in and around the eyes".

      In 2009, with the ascendancy of the Tea Party, L. Brent Bozell III claimed that he is no longer a Republican. Yet, he continues to be a major fundraiser for Republican candidates.

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    32. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, I won't fuck the fucking fuck off...

    33. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, $#!+ is da shit, because you gotta stick with punctuation, and because the + is a better representation than 7 (for most people who aren't accustomed to reading 13375P34K.

    34. Re:All I have to say is: by mestar · · Score: 1

      You Americans need to wake up and send those armed bears to visit those censors, because they are obviously running out of control. (the censors, that is, not the bears).

      You need a revolution.

    35. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to my joke, you #@%*!

    36. Re:All I have to say is: by Relayman · · Score: 1

      The word is "Shit" not "Fuck"! Since when did fuck start with an "s"?

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    37. Re:All I have to say is: by mickwd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie show the correct way to deal with a complaint such as this.

    38. Re:All I have to say is: by Microsift · · Score: 1

      Well $#*!

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    39. Re:All I have to say is: by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing controversy with offence. Shit my dad says might be more offensive, but $#*! my dad says is causing this discussion, so it's likely more controversial. Not to mention the potential to be interpreted as fuck my dad, or something else.

      You don't think there wouldn't be similar discussion if they had gone with 'shit'?

      And anyway, the whole thing is stupid. They are filling in the offending word themselves, so they should be complaining about their broken brains if they get offended.

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    40. Re:All I have to say is: by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      it's hard to think of a post that has made me lol more. I have an intense dislike for these kinds of people who claim to represent everyone, yet run an organisation filled only with their own ego.

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    41. Re:All I have to say is: by zzyzyx · · Score: 1

      Exactly, they basically admitted that the censorship commonly done doesn't fool anyone and is not different from using the actual words. Now if they would just accept that these words exist, and that they're not offensive only by themselves ...

    42. Re:All I have to say is: by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      would'nt that be shitty brains?

    43. Re:All I have to say is: by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      It seems strange to me that put so much meaning to certain words. Like they have magic power or something. Most other cultures don't seem to have this, at least to to this almost religious level (barring some actual religions that kind of do the same thing, I suppose). Almost like saying fuck is like Harry Potter saying the name of "He Who Shall Not Be Named" or something. No one's done a better job of explaining how silly the whole thing is than George Carlin.

    44. Re:All I have to say is: by flynt · · Score: 1

      I must say I was literally lol'ing the whole time at this post too.

    45. Re:All I have to say is: by gamecrusader · · Score: 1

      whats so bad about fuck, or mother fucker? they should be added to the english dictionary

    46. Re:All I have to say is: by gamecrusader · · Score: 1

      Fucking mother fuckers go to fucking hell we don't need your fucking kind deciding what the fucking rest of us can fucking watch so shut the fuck up
      and fuck you

    47. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUBAR fucked up beyond all recognition.

    48. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats Right Fuck The Mother Fucking Fuckers

    49. Re:All I have to say is: by gamecrusader · · Score: 1

      anyone have the address to this place so i can send a friendly letter using every english swear word in the english language expressing my displessure? hopefully it will be to eye glueing to tear their eyes away at the most rude peice of litature they have ever read and will ever read

    50. Re:All I have to say is: by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      $#*! all tho+@ $#*!?%& ^*#m$#*!?%& moth@^$#*!?%& mother$#*!@^+ a%d th@ $#*!?%& moth@^$#*!?%& ho^+@$#*!?%& ho^+@ th@y $#*!?%& ^od@ ?% o%.

      Damn, I can't end it in an exclamation point without breaking out of the super secret unbreakable spycode. What's really indecent is we have people making decisions so far out of whack with modern acceptable speech. Thank God they only understand English, or Jean Luc Picard would have been censored for saying Merde!

      So it's ok to say Merde on TV , but not +h?t, $#*!, or A++hol@ or even d?*!h@ad. Sometimes saying ball+ is ok, but you can't say I think he hurt his ball+ on that play.

      Maybe we just need to replace [ie get rid of] all the censors. I for one enjoy the occasional wardrobe malfunction on a nice firm, well shaped body and language doesn't offend me too much. Although, I generally don't play my George Carlin videos while my child is up..

    51. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're looking out for the good of humanity. The less people try to program in Perl the better.

    52. Re:All I have to say is: by Mephistro · · Score: 1

      I know that guy's name. He is the the secret love son of Nyarlathotep and Cthullhu and his name is Fred. Oh .$#*!socks !!! ...>lostcarrier

    53. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant to post "$#*! the $#*!ing $#*!ers!"

      Shit the shitting shitters?

      If you didn't notice, the choice of symbols in $#*! was pretty deliberate.

    54. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they are culturally insensitive. In Australia $#*! is OK. @#%#$# is pushing the limits and **** is just not on! In fact I hope with the national filtering I don't get a visit from ASIO or the Family First party over this post.

    55. Re:All I have to say is: by akayani · · Score: 1

      Clearly that is JQuery. It's the FJ programming library.

      $ the word formally know as fuck.

    56. Re:All I have to say is: by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      I support bleeping. Not because I have a problem with the word "fuck," but rather, because I love it dearly.

      If everyone treated expletives the same as non-expletives, then we would cease to have expletives. If it "fuck" were really just a word, then it would lose its meaning. It would become a hollowed-out shell of its former self. If saying, "Oh, fuck!" is the equivalent of saying, "Oh, golly!", then fuck it, I am done with the English language. You need specific words or phrases to convey a particular attitude or connotation. The word "fuck" depends on its disreputable status; it's varied usage is entirely due to the fact that, like a high-quality spice, it adds obscenity to even the most innocent of phrases.

      "Can I have some tea?" ---> "Can I have some fucking tea?"
      "I love the English language." ---> "I fucking love the English language."

      There's not really any equivalent. Saying you "really, really" love English doesn't carry the same kind of effect.

      The censors are protecting the integrity of the English language---not by keeping dirty words out of it, as they claim, but by preserving their meaning. I think we're at a happy medium with respect to words. If "fuck" were completely illegal in all areas, it would only be said in whispers, like a word of fear and power...probable overkill. If it were completely acceptable for everyone in every situation, it would have virtually no power. If it's got social restrictions on "time and place"...including broadcast television where "children might hear"...then I think it's got the right amount.

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    57. Re:All I have to say is: by jobst · · Score: 1

      !indecent

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    58. Re:All I have to say is: by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      I don't understand. What does the Parents Television Council have against children learning Perl?

      Indeed, I could come up with regex that would instantly make your stomach turn inside out and empty itself before you could say $line =~ s/\$#\*!/2g1c/g (And don't tempt me btw. as I'm not in the mood to socialise and as I have tortured innocent kitties before.)

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    59. Re:All I have to say is: by aevan · · Score: 1

      I support unnecessary bleeping. Says a lot about your own mind when you automatically insert vulgarity, even when you know that that cannot be the word hidden under the bleep.

    60. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant to post "$#*! the $#*!ing $#*!ers!"

      $#*! more of represents shit. The new characters are similar to the ones they replace, like 1337 speak. 1 know 1 may come off as an @$$hole saying this.

      $=S
      #=H
      *=i (the top of it)
      !=t (without the cross)

    61. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. I think "crap my dad says" would be worse. To me that is much more of a value judgment on the quality of what the dad says, and therefore more antagonistic of parental authority. In modern usage, "shit my dad says" is less serious since it also includes just items irrelevant to the situation as opposed to an outright quality assessment as erroneous garbage like crap (think "same old shit" vs. "That's crap!"). In the ears of the "kids should be seen not heard" religious crowd, shit is bad enough since it triggers their usual response reflex to others' dismissal of the relevance of multi-thousand-year old religious texts written for nomadic peoples to modern urban civilizations. A direct assault on their personal authority as parents is one of the few things that they tolerate even less.

    62. Re:All I have to say is: by DWRECK18 · · Score: 1

      I was LOL'ing at the ginger part namely because I was thinking of South Park and how all gingers are evil lol...but on a side note, I am a parent and I do not agree with the PTC or anything that trys to dictate how I raise my kids. Personally I think there is nothing wrong with a show called Shit My Dad though I was one that thought it was Fuck My Dad. This is all and all just wrong and more people just trying to say what they think is right and if you disagree well thats just too bad.

    63. Re:All I have to say is: by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      Or, for people who would prefer that we would just print the "u": *u** *** *u***** *u******

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    64. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      I see what you mean, but I meant "Fuck" since that's what the GGP was bleeping out.

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    65. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      lol.

      I see what you mean, but I meant "Fuck" since that's what the GGP was bleeping out.

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    66. Re:All I have to say is: by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      People say motherfucker and cocksucker like they are a bad thing... By definition your father is an motherfucker, and how about a little respect for the cocksuckers, they provide a valuable service.

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    67. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $#*!ing hilarious.

    68. Re:All I have to say is: by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      I couldn't help but read that in George's voice.

      I miss that magnificent bastard so fucking much.

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    69. Re:All I have to say is: by Cope57 · · Score: 1

      I thought shit would be $#!+.

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    70. Re:All I have to say is: by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 0

      I see your analysis and raise you another.
      While 'fuck' is just a word, there is meaning behind that word. Usually, people say it when frustrated. For example - "What the fuck is with the censoring?!".
      At that point, its no problem at all. Like you said, most people wouldn't think a thing of it. However, it does become a problem when your six year old brother tells your 40 year old mother to "Fuck off!". Why?
      The only real reason curse words are left out of upperclass vocabularies is to keep the situation civilized and in control. 'Fuck', used in pretty much any way, is just a way to say "I'm pissed, hear me roar". Express your displeasure, in an old man's words. Which raises the question to me - should I care?

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    71. Re:All I have to say is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's indecent! Clearly, you have contempt for families and the public, and intend to offend.

    72. Re:All I have to say is: by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      I find the bleeping indecent.

      Righto, now if we can only find a language or dialect where a bleep type sound is actually a "bad" word, we can get THEIR representatives to use the exact same arguments against this Parents Television Council and get them to remove the Bleeps due to the indecent use of such language and we can watch the show it was meant to be.

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    73. Re:All I have to say is: by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Think SMDS is responding to this decency group in this post?

      shitmydadsays "They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they're just words...Fine. Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point."

  3. ignore them and show it anyway by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    no matter what you do some bed-wetting crybaby is going to bitch about it, so just ignore them and continue with what you want to do.

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    1. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly. That is why I still strangle kittens.

    2. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by MrHanky · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it would be better to subtly taunt them to make complete fools of themselves and lose whatever credibility they still might have.

    3. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by RangerElf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I definitely concur with you. Ignore them and they become increasingly annoying until you can't ignore them any more; pester and ridicule them, and they throw a hissy fit and shut up.

    4. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      $#*! "family values" conservatives.

    5. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, death == saying a word?

    6. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Surt · · Score: 1

      Hey, no need to insult bed-wetting crybabies like that by comparing them to groups like the FRC!

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    7. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Chapter80 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, it would be better to subtly taunt them to make complete fools of themselves and lose whatever credibility they still might have.

      Let's start with: "And how do you feel about the Civil Rights Act of 1965?"

    8. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by The+Hatchet · · Score: 1

      All this censorship bullshit is a load of bullshit. what happens when they consider kissing, atheists, and so on offensive, and ban us and science from the airwaves? It is a slippery slope and we are going down it on freshly waxed skis

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    9. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait we're talking about CBS here right? Because I think their credibility along with their market share is on it's last legs. In a word, they're $#*!-ed.

    10. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Interesting

      it would be better to subtly taunt them to make complete fools of themselves

      This may be what has happened, since after all, this group DID just make complete fools of themselves.

      I'm hoping this is what happened

      -CBS execs try to decide what shows to put on the air next, cause they're scraping the bottom of the barrel
      -Out of the blue, this idiot group approaches them and pre-emptively warns that if they were to make a show with an obviously censored word in the title, they'll protest it.
      -CBS execs find this hilarious (and realize an opportunity for free slashvertising), scramble to find a show that uses a censored word as part of the title
      -CBS execs realize that the only way to make this even funnier is if they make the show based on, of all things, a twitter feed
      -Censorship advocates rebel in exactly the braindead way they said they would, execs and the rest of us get a good laugh and hopefully a few more people realize that there's no point in getting offended at words (or symbols standing in for words).

      As Justin's dad's most recent quote, probably on this very topic: "They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they're just words...Fine. Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point."

      Seriously, I object to a show being based on a twitter post, but at least they picked the best one and did the title well. The rest of it might be a trainwreck, but it's off to a great start.

    11. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by waambulance · · Score: 2, Funny

      rumor has CBS will show $#*! as a Bear Icon stuffed in a U-Haul logo across the show-title when marketing the show in order to comply.

    12. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Fittingly enough, that statement sounds like it could be part of the collection.

    13. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by TheLink · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm, is that a perl one-liner? ;)

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    14. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I kind of see their point. Most people ARE going to refer to the show as "Shit my dad says.", and that wouldn't get past the sensors. Using $#*! instead only causes children to ask their parents what that means. And you know that when they decided to use that in the title they were expecting some free publicity. My bet is that they change the title before it airs. And that we get one, maybe two episodes before it is cancels. I mean...Bill Shatner...in a...sitcom.

    15. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Isn't this how you get hit by 3.75 million dollar fines?

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    16. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by dissy · · Score: 1

      No, it would be better to subtly taunt them to make complete fools of themselves and lose whatever credibility they still might have.

      I'm not sure if you are referring to the cry-babies or CBS, but I suspect you far over estimated both groups credibility if you think they can get any worse ;}

    17. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we try pretending we're deranged people who suffer from tourettes. Oh wait.

      W

    18. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 1

      With the proper alterations, the text of the bible turns out to be a child porn photograph. Ban it.

    19. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I learned long ago that any organization with the word "Parent" in the title has little to do with 99.999% of parents. They will however account for 99% of the complaint form letters sent to the FCC.

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    20. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by fishexe · · Score: 5, Funny

      The rest of it might be a trainwreck, but it's off to a great start.

      It stars Shatner and it might be a trainwreck?

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    21. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing two key steps there.

      -??????
      -Profit!

    22. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree, all these pseudo-puritanical bigots only want attention and their 15 minutes of fame. I bet no one in real life is so clean that they don't ever utter expletives. And seriously kids in school nowadays learn a little too much too soon to be affected by a bleeped word from a tv show title. Is this really happening???

    23. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yah, what the frak is their problem?

    24. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it depends on if the sensors are set to scan for background tachyon emissions. That could allow the title to get past undetected.

      I gladly accept my -1 pedantic.

    25. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      The ???? was a grievous oversight, but what part of "Laughing at moral brigade idiots" isn't Profit!

    26. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

      I don't think they do subtle. It's too deep.

    27. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      it would be better to subtly taunt them to make complete fools of themselves

      This may be what has happened, since after all, this group DID just make complete fools of themselves.

      I'm hoping this is what happened

      -CBS execs try to decide what shows to put on the air next, cause they're scraping the bottom of the barrel
      -Out of the blue, this idiot group approaches them and pre-emptively warns that if they were to make a show with an obviously censored word in the title, they'll protest it.
      -CBS execs find this hilarious (and realize an opportunity for free slashvertising), scramble to find a show that uses a censored word as part of the title
      -CBS execs realize that the only way to make this even funnier is if they make the show based on, of all things, a twitter feed
      -Censorship advocates rebel in exactly the braindead way they said they would, execs and the rest of us get a good laugh and hopefully a few more people realize that there's no point in getting offended at words (or symbols standing in for words).

      As Justin's dad's most recent quote, probably on this very topic: "They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they're just words...Fine. Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point."

      Seriously, I object to a show being based on a twitter post, but at least they picked the best one and did the title well. The rest of it might be a trainwreck, but it's off to a great start.

      No. It's Executives. They will not find this hilarious, they don't have the brainpower left after years of MBA training and ouroboros-style self wanking.

      Here's how this goes down:
      -Professional Culture Troll group threatens CBS due to Professional Culture Trolls' (aka: Moral Guardians, Professional Christians, what have you) increasing irrelevance in modern society
      -CBS execs come out of their cocaine fueled haze, realize that someone, somewhere is offended, contact CBS legal team as this is the first they've heard of this show
      -CBS legal team sees opportunity to look relevant and "fix" the show, blocks show as "culturally insensitive" until changes are made
      -CBS marketing team sees opportunity to look relevant and "fix" the show, gets involved in rename process and uses it as excuse to "fix" other things
      -Show delayed for "reinvisioning"
      -CBS releases "That's Our Pa!", a "retooled" version of "Shit My Dad Says" about a Mr. Magoo type who runs a christian orphanage for sassy minority children in 2011.

    28. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Like Tea Baggers going out and tea bagging?

      "WE're gonna go out there and Tea Bag anything Obama tries to do, we'll keep tea Bagging things until they get the message!"

      Did they even google "tea bagging" before they started that?

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    29. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by deathlyslow · · Score: 1

      as long as it has a sufficiently high parental control rating to trip my parental control settings I don't care what they put on TV. It's up me, the parent, to control what the brats see or don't see. Preemptive remark: I know nothing is perfect but my kids will start pushing the up or down button until they get a show they want to see. This way at least it will ask for a password with the parental controls.

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    30. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      should have made the bear look more like pedobear

    31. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by aaandre · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here's a little dose of understanding and compassion to balance your frustration:

      Babies usually cry because of discomfort or pressing need for something.
      Bed-wetting is not a choice.

      Finding someone else's otherwise harmful behavior intolerable reveals severe discomfort to an internal reaction to said behavior. That's usually caused by severe conditioning. The results are fear, anger, ignorance and damage. I can imagine this is intolerable I can understand the overwhelming need for controlling others.

      Of course, in a free society, allowing damaged minds to change everybody else, instead facing their own discomfort, is too high a price to pay. It is letting a mentally unbalanced individuals to dictate the reality for everyone. No need to re-enfoce this millennia-long tendency.

      Unfortunately they are also very determined and violent as a result of their sickness.

    32. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by aaandre · · Score: 1

      I meant to say "harmless", not harmful.

    33. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by vlm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did they even google "tea bagging" before they started that?

      Oh not googling is not the bad part.

      The bad part, is they did google it.

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    34. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Next on the target list are Perl scripts.

      A PTC saw someone writing some Perl and nearly fainted at the offence.

    35. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by WhiplashII · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Um, no.

      The "Tea Party" movement was organized by a fraction of the majority of Americans that hate taxes/government spending.

      The liberal media immediately labeled them "Tea Baggers", to try to denigrate the movement before it could get traction. (It now has majority support in the United States in most polling).

      In fact, I'd say the easiest method of assessing the bias of a news organization is how they make reference to the "Tea Party". Especially how they made reference to it when it was getting started.

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    36. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by MachDelta · · Score: 3, Funny

      More like for(bad=swearing; bad=kill; bad++){ do(bad);}

    37. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      It stars Shatner and it might be a trainwreck?

      Because Boston Legal sucked so much?

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    38. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1

      The PTC wouldn't understand "The Dren My Dad Says" any more than the rest of frelling Slashdot gets your comment...

    39. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by VorlonFog · · Score: 1

      Wish I could mod this comment up higher than the max of five. Seriously.

    40. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that you don't have to alter the Bible at all in order for parts of it to be considered "objectionable" by these sorts of people.

      That would be a big joke on them. Produce a Bible story and change all of the names to protect the un-innocent.

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    41. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Funny

      It stars Shatner and it might be a trainwreck?

      You mean it stars $#4!ner.

      In Britain "$#4!" is a colloquial past tense of "to $#*!" as in "he $#4! his pants".

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    42. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by mweather · · Score: 1

      Yes, because if there's one thing that will make people like this go away, it's giving them attention. How the hell did you get modded insightful?

    43. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by starjax · · Score: 1

      Long live George Carlin!

    44. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I was going to say they both are a form of expression, but you win by leaps and bounds.

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    45. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Xaositecte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because ridiculing people who take themselves seriously is, in fact, an effective tactic to make them go away.

    46. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It now has majority support in the United States in most polling

      From WP:

      "... USA Today/Gallup poll conducted March 26–28, in which 28% of U.S. adults call themselves supporters of the Tea Party movement."

      What is your source for "majority support"?

    47. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      There you go throwing logic at the situation. You must be new here (wait, 542766)... hmm... you sir are the anti-comment... the universe can now implode.

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    48. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the tea baggers and the republican party

    49. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by pete_norm · · Score: 1

      They could use that bear...

    50. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "$#*! "family values" conservatives."

      That's a PC term for "Bible Thumpers", who should simply provide a Complete Alternative Media Experience for their Christian Taliban and totally boycott conventional media. Call it the Madrassah Approach, where the superstitious cna fap to what they wish and leave the rest of us alone.

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    51. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actual sequence of events:

      1. Make offensive show.
      2. $#4!
      3. Profit!
    52. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      a slow moving trainwreck at that, which may or may not be entertaining.

    53. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Hm, can't find the precise article immediately. Perhaps you could start with

      http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/april_2010/tea_party_48_obama_44

      and move on to consider recent elections, the only polls that matter anyway. Another applicable poll is found here:

      http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/april_2010/34_say_they_or_someone_close_to_them_part_of_tea_party_movement

      Some choice quotes:

      "58% of Mainstream voters have a favorable opinion of the movement. "

      "Fifty-two percent (52%) believe the average member of the Tea Party movement has a better understanding of the issues facing America today than the average member of Congress. "

      "51% of Americans had a favorable view of the “tea parties” held nationwide"

      Perhaps I spoke a little too strongly with "majority support", as those words can have many meanings. I stand by my claim that the "Tea Party" is now one of the most supported political organizations.

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    54. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      children won't ask their parents what $#*!. Children aren't stupid, they know full well what $#*! means.

    55. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      The censors have sensors eh? Makes sense enough I suppose.

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    56. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Golddess · · Score: 1

      "It's the [BLEEP] van [BLEEP] show! Staring [BLEEP] van [BLEEP]!"

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    57. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      Your loop body would never run, so you would never do(bad).

      for(bad=swearing; bad<kill; bad++){ do(bad);}

      FTFY. ;)

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    58. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Golddess · · Score: 1

      PTC != FCC.

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    59. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by moortak · · Score: 1

      That would be an ideal option if groups like this didn't wield real power. Without active vocal opposition we cede freedoms that actually matter. Sometimes you have to defend petty, juvenile, immoral, or other unpalatable acts to safeguard the things that matter.

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    60. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by fishexe · · Score: 1

      It stars Shatner and it might be a trainwreck?

      Because Boston Legal sucked so much?

      Yeah, but the Spader-beam counters the Shatner-field.

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    61. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by fishexe · · Score: 1

      You mean it stars $#4!ner.

      In Britain "$#4!" is a colloquial past tense of "to $#*!" as in "he $#4! his pants".

      You, sir, just made my day. Thank you. (It's actually that in the US too, just less often used, so I'm inclined to forget)

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    62. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Oh. Owch. I forgot that slashdot likes to eat less-than signs. :(

      For my grievous error and for dishonoring the revered slash-and-dot with my buggy code, I shall stand in the corner-of-shame and recite pi to one hundred places, one hundred times.

    63. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by theolein · · Score: 1

      It could also be a pearl necklace...

    64. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death is a form of expression? WTF? Why don't you go express yourself then.

    65. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by idontgno · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that you don't have to alter the Bible at all in order for parts of it to be considered "objectionable" by these sorts of people.

      You're not the first to notice. Such luminaries as Noah Webster undertook to purify the Holy Bible. I wonder if the irony was lost on him? I'm sure many devout ones were conflicted at the time.

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    66. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by blivit42 · · Score: 1

      > Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point.

      Is is according to Urban Dictionary :)

    67. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by siloko · · Score: 1

      and recite pi to one hundred places, one hundred times.

      Have you been reading Anathem

    68. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by wwcsa · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I object to a show being based on a twitter post, but at least they picked the best one

      Nah, conanobrien has a better twitter feed.

      I wonder why they don't make it into a show.

    69. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Only when those in the media are smart enough to recognize ridicule for what it is. Considering how often Colbert gets taken literally, I wouldn't go for those odds ;-)

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    70. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Wow, thank you for those links. Now we non-yanks can justifiably go back to calling the majority of americans idiots, and we'll link to your post to prove it.

      Thanks buddy :-)

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    71. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      no matter what you do some bed-wetting crybaby is going to bitch about it, so just ignore them and continue with what you want to do.

      Rather than ignoring them, it's usually better to take advantage of the free exposure in order to promote your show.

      Lesson: Pick your fights.

    72. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      It can be.
      Specifically strangling kittens can be seen as such.
      A twisted one perhaps, but still a form of expression.

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    73. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Chih · · Score: 1

      -CBS releases "That's Our Pa!", a "retooled" version of "Shit My Dad Says" about a Mr. Magoo type who runs a christian orphanage for sassy minority children in 2011.

      Quit giving them ideas!

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    74. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by icebraining · · Score: 1

      It's valid when the cat is a communist (yes, it's related)

    75. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ramussen has this annoying thing where they divide those polled into "mainstream voters" and "political class" completely arbitrarily. I think Ramussen does a fine job at data collection, but this method of presentation blows goats.

      When they say "58% of Mainstream voters have a favorable opinion of the movement." you don't know whether that means "58% of the rightmost 95% of America have .." or "58% of the rightmost 5% of America have ...".

      I stand by my claim that the "Tea Party" is now one of the most supported political organizations.

      Ramussen says "...while 57% of Mainstream voters think a random selection from the phone book would do a better job than the current Congress, 90% of the Political Class disagree...". Which seems to support your claim, if we only knew what the fuck Ramussen meant by "Mainstream" vs "Political class".

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    76. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Do BOTH. Ignore them, because there is nothing on earth they hate more.
      And cause a internal fight that ends in them taunting themselves and everything.

      There are those kind of people, like me, who only fight back harder, when they get attacked more.
      And there are are those who annoy you more if you ignore them.
      Depends.

      But what does not depend, Is that they don’t deserve and attention. Whatsoever.
      So the above (doing both in this way) is your only choice.

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    77. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by lgw · · Score: 1

      We need to keep the term "Bible Thumper", as it's much more informative. The Bible Thumpers only really united with the GOP during Reagan, and with any luck the GOP will shake them loose again. I think it would be great if the Bible Thumpers and all those Democrats who love to censor violent video games would get together and form their own Yay Censorship party, so that they can have all the influence that a third party usually has in America!

      Failing that, if either one of our political parties would get some principles (but now I'm dreaming) and declare themselves the Anti-Censorship party, that would be just dandy.

      I can remember when there was an anti-censorship party, and a small government party - you'd think they'd be the same, but at least it was an interesting choice. Now we have two pro-censoship, big goverment parties - yuck.

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    78. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Uh, it would, in fact, run indefinitely! Assignment usually returns a value, sometimes the value assigned, and almost always something that evaluates to "true."

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    79. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Gaian-Orlanthii · · Score: 1

      REAL power???
      If someone - anyone - came into my home and told me how ,y children should live, how I should live, and what I'm allowed to say, I'd assume they were mentally ill. If it turned out that they weren't, I'd kill them.
      If I did anything less I'd be a slave.
      How difficult is that for anyone to understand?

    80. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Mephistro · · Score: 1

      That sounds just like those guys who make custom motorcycles in the Discovery Channel :)

    81. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Mephistro · · Score: 1

      "...while 57% of Mainstream voters think a random selection from the phone book would do a better job than the current Congress, 90% of the Political Class disagree...".

      Well, it seems that Demarchy is getting nearer !!! :-DDD

    82. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by jellyfrog · · Score: 1

      You seem to have mixed up your assignment and comparison operators (unless you intended to go on an infinite killing spree, of course).

    83. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      The problem is if that backfires....

      Sometimes laws are based to protect us all from the outcries that sane people would discount as coming from "complete fools"...

    84. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by jandrese · · Score: 1

      No, but they know how to write tens of thousands of complaint letters about anything they don't like.

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    85. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip. We will do exactly that. Insincerely,

      Parents Television Council

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    86. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Finding someone else's otherwise harmful behavior intolerable ...

      s/ful/less

    87. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by zerospeaks · · Score: 1

      Like religious nuts!

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    88. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by game+kid · · Score: 1

      -Out of the blue, this idiot group approaches them and pre-emptively warns that if they were to make a show with an obviously censored word in the title, they'll protest it.

      Don't stuff beans up your nose!

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    89. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by moortak · · Score: 1

      Then you need to get with the killing. People, who meet most definitions of mental health, are exerting pressure on the legal system to reduce your freedoms.

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    90. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 0

      With the proper alterations, I can make your mother seem saintly.

      Yeah, I just don't see it happening.

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    91. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?
      -Larry Wall

    92. Re:ignore them and show it anyway by v1 · · Score: 1

      just wait till they figure out what Shatner is past tense for...

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  4. Fuck right off. by Pojut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    CSI shows chest cavaties that have been ripped open. Law and Order discussed horrible sex crimes. But heaven forbid you say a naughty word!

    Didn't South Park already cover this?

    1. Re:Fuck right off. by Kenoli · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But heaven forbid you say a naughty word!

      Heaven forbid you imply a naughty word.

    2. Re:Fuck right off. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Didn't South Park already cover this?

      Simpson's did it too

    3. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is 'shit' considered 'naughty'? 'Dirty', maybe. But 'naughty'?

    4. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      evidently you've never seen what i do with my shit

    5. Re:Fuck right off. by bfree · · Score: 1
      And there was I thinking you were talking about their movie:

      Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!

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    6. Re:Fuck right off. by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quite a surprising number have even declared it to be Holy!

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    7. Re:Fuck right off. by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Replace the Anglo-Saxon word "shit" with the Frankish word "poo" and then everything will be a-okay. (Yes our US FCC really is that stupid and inconsistent.)

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    8. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is 'shit' considered 'naughty'? 'Dirty', maybe. But 'naughty'?

      s/How/Why/

    9. Re:Fuck right off. by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This sort of thing happens a lot in government. Two sides fight it out, and then end up with some kind of compromise that is inconsistent, but it gives each side something. Then other people come along and say, "That's inconsistent! It's so dumb!" but in reality those people just don't understand how government works.

      In this case, most people who are opposed to sex and certain words on TV are also opposed to violence on TV. For various reasons, that's how the compromise ended up. And they will continue the fight to reduce violence, and others will continue the fight to get swearing and sex on TV. That's how politics, and society, works. We wouldn't survive without compromise.

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    10. Re:Fuck right off. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      That's all fine and well, but allowing little Timmy to see someone get shot, but not allow their titty to pop out when they hit the ground or for them to yell "fuck that hurts!" when the bullet hits them is, by all measures, retarded.

    11. Re:Fuck right off. by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      There is no compromise. Only slow slippery slope erosion of freedom of speech (as such and not in the context of the USA's first constitutional amendment) and blaming of words and concepts for actions.

    12. Re:Fuck right off. by SydShamino · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:Fuck right off. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      People who don't understand political processes are retarded. I believe Rahm Emmanuel made that exact same point.

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    14. Re:Fuck right off. by 2obvious4u · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even worse than that was watching the Grey's Anatomy season finally. I was so not expecting that girl to get shot in the face. I was shocked. What was worse was we had already put the kids to bed, but one of them got up to get a glass of water and saw it. She freaked out a little. It is amazing how much violence is shown on television, god forbid you see a boob or hear a naughty word.

    15. Re:Fuck right off. by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they mean that censorship of creative output is indecent.

      I'd be inclined to %&*$ing agree.

    16. Re:Fuck right off. by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 2, Funny

      4655434B494E604D4F524F4E53

    17. Re:Fuck right off. by infinite9 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heaven forbid you imply a naughty word.

      (disclaimer: i'm a christian)

      My grandfather was really "out there" as christians go. He forbade his kids (my father included) from saying words like "heck" or "darn" because when you say that, you mean the other word.

      I think he was nuts. Profanity is something that's a part of the language. People are going to use it no matter how much you complain. So it's silly to get all upset about it. I've taught my kids not to abuse profanity (with varying degrees of success). Mainly because spewing profanity makes you look like an uneducated dolt.

      But turning it into some huge no-no and making a big deal out of it only leads to kids wanting to use it more so they can be "bad". It's like the drinking age. If you stop people from drinking until they're 21, they do it anyway, and maybe go a little crazy on their 21st birthday. Remove the stigma of being "bad" and no one cares about it anymore.

      I'm far more concerned with the nudity, violence, child-targeted advertising, mindless "culture", and raw stupidity. But I don't care what they put on tv. Almost none of it is worth watching anyway. So we simply don't have cable.

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    18. Re:Fuck right off. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As someone who has read English literature for the last 400 years, (and I do mean the last 400 years; I collect antiquarian books and read them) I can say the language has gone through various evolutions. At times profanity is suppressed at times used. Today it is abused. Go ahead, such does reflect our culture (or lack thereof). My choice is to read and not to watch the networks nor, by the way the commercials. As I said: I read.

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    19. Re:Fuck right off. by CarpetShark · · Score: 0, Troll

      But heaven forbid you say a naughty word!

      I don't believe that you and the poster really mean what you're saying. I mean, be serious. For as long as I can remember, I've known the difference between being upset about a word, and being upset about a word's use to abuse someone.

      "Shit" is fine. I've no problem with it. But to pretend that when someone says that producing and broadcasting a show called "Shit my dad" or "fuck my dad" to millions of children is the same as complaining about the use of four letters... it's just willfully ignorant and socially irresponsible bullshit.

    20. Re:Fuck right off. by colonelquesadilla · · Score: 5, Informative

      The definition of some words as "bad" and others as "good" is more or less arbitrary and generally classist. For example the expletive in question, shit, derives from old english (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=shit). Oddly enough the polite words such as feces seem to derive from latin. The vulgar word (in the literal sense, meaning of the common people) became considered impolite, as it sucks to be a common peasant. Now hundreds of years later in a society that prides itself on not having nobility, and helped the french decapitate most of theirs, we still cling to the idea that vulgar words are bad, and latin and greek ones are better, to the point that we allow the FCC to regulate speech and the press on the flimsy excuse that the airwaves they regulate are a scarce resource. Don't you just hate people sometimes?

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    21. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As in other religious fundamentalist states, in the U.S. violence is encouraged but sex is suppressed. This along with mass circumcision leads to angry, unfeeling/cruel population that is easier to control and direct.

    22. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpson's did it first.

      FTFY

    23. Re:Fuck right off. by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      No. "Why" and "how" are both perfectly suitable adverbs for that sentence. "Why" asks for reason, "how" asks for method.

    24. Re:Fuck right off. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that you and the poster really mean what you're saying. I mean, be serious. For as long as I can remember, I've known the difference between being upset about a word, and being upset about a word's use to abuse someone.

      People use candles to abuse people...people also use candles to light their homes when the power goes out. No reason to get rid of candles just because they can be shoved up someone's butt.

      Shit" is fine. I've no problem with it. But to pretend that when someone says that producing and broadcasting a show called "Shit my dad" or "fuck my dad" to millions of children is the same as complaining about the use of four letters... it's just willfully ignorant and socially irresponsible bullshit.

      I would agree with you if you didn't invoke the "protect the children" clause in your argument, especially with the "millions" qualifier. Your kids (and the kids of other people) can see far worse things on the news than in a sitcom. What's worse, hearing about how some nations have hundreds if not thousands of people die every day because their governments commit mass genocide on a regular basis...or hearing William Shatner spout off obscenities?

    25. Re:Fuck right off. by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I didn't suggest getting rid of the word, did I? Jesus, use logic much?

      And it's pretty dumb to talk about millions being an invalid argument (which it isn't in this particular usage) whilst invoking an appeal to common practice.

    26. Re:Fuck right off. by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      My parents banned the use of swear words in our house, and even to this day it is highly frowned upon. Their rationale? Nothing religious. 1) Its impolite. 2) Its usually used in an insulting, degrading, or sarcastic manner, which promotes a negative attitude. 3) Its lazy -- learn to articulate your problem, and how to fix it. That's the way to get through life; if nothingelse you'll expand your vocabulary learning how to use other words creatively.

      Now? I don't let my kids swear in our house.

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    27. Re:Fuck right off. by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      I would actually find that more consistent than the alternative approach. I disagree with these groups completely, but I can understand the idea that there's no particular magic in the words themselves, but the sentiment they're trying to convey. So if you're against someone saying "shit", I would *rather* see you also against someone who's trying to sneak around it but really mean the same thing.

      Not that I'm in favor of anyone saying I can't say "shit", even on TV.

    28. Re:Fuck right off. by cHiphead · · Score: 4, Funny

      I feel bad for you. My grandfather was fucking awesome and would occasionally even use fancy curse words like 'shitass' and 'fuckered' around us grandkids.

      Note: He was a sailor in WW2.

      (disclaimer: I once considered myself a christian then woke up one day and realized it was all goddamn make-believe bullshit) (subdisclaimer: you can thank the baptists for my initial realization of the truth behind 'the Word')

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    29. Re:Fuck right off. by isorox · · Score: 5, Informative

      As someone who has read English literature for the last 400 years

      Bloody hell you're an old bugger. Or did you mean from the last 400 years?

    30. Re:Fuck right off. by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He forbade his kids (my father included) from saying words like "heck" or "darn" because when you say that, you mean the other word. I think he was nuts.

      That's the problem with a ban on profanity. If you take it to its logical conclusion, then implying the meaning of profane words is no different than using them explicitly.

      That said, I don't have a problem with people who don't want their kids to use certain words, though my reasoning isn't moral; it's practical. It's important to be able to communicate effectively without resorting to profanity -- that's just the reality of the world. Using the "7 words" makes you come across as unprofessional (under most circumstances), and using the "substitute" words just makes you sound like an idiot.

    31. Re:Fuck right off. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Context. It's perfectly okay for Mike Rowe to use "poo" twenty times a minute on Dirty Jobs. Usually, he is referring to actual poo. Poop, crap, kaka, doo-doo, whatever. The title in question is a) representing a more vulgar term for the same stuff (one that for whatever obscure lexiconigraphical reasons, has been shunned by polite society long and often enough to be effectively a lingual outcast), and b) it is being used in a vulgar context (they aren't referring to literal shit, they are referring to "stuff" or "things" in a perjorative manner).

      Personally, I say fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. (Which this obviously is.)

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    32. Re:Fuck right off. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        So what we really need is a group opposed to stupidity on TV to gain some political power. That would solve 99.9% of the whole problem.

        I should change my sig to TANFJ. It's implied...

      SB

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    33. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant literally 400 years. It's cool that he likes English literature, but around here we burn wizards *gets holy water, torches and some small rocks*.

    34. Re:Fuck right off. by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I think that profanity actually serves a pretty useful purpose in language, and because of that I very severely limit my use of it.

      Although I occasionally use it for humor, in general my family, friends, and coworkers know that if I use profanity, then I am likely extremely serious about whatever it is I'm talking about.

      I also generally try to take the same approach towards talking loudly. I only wish that more of my coworkers would consider their volume similarly. Those stupid fucks.

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    35. Re:Fuck right off. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I will enjoy your valid and good point by assuming you meant "someone who has read English literature *from* the last 400 years". That, or you are Yoda, or Noah.

    36. Re:Fuck right off. by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      CSI shows chest cavaties that have been ripped open. Law and Order discussed horrible sex crimes. But heaven forbid you say a naughty word!

      I like how on Heroes we could see the cheerleader's chest cavity opened up for autopsy with her dead as a doornail but the moment the spike was removed from the back of her head and the bit of skin with the tits was flapped back up over the hole, THAT was considered obscene and had to be tastefully censored. You can look at the woman's chest but only if there's no skin visible, and by visible either covered with clothing or ripped the fuck off!!!

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    37. Re:Fuck right off. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      So what we really need is a group opposed to stupidity on TV to gain some political power

      What would be left?

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    38. Re:Fuck right off. by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 1
      ...along with mass circumcision...

      Well, I certainly didn't expect to see that, here.

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    39. Re:Fuck right off. by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      We spend our off hours (seconds) making clean phrases from dirty ones on the off chance we're confronted with the Pope or asked to do a Monty Python skit:

      That's bullshit! = That's nonsense.
      That's total fucking bullshit! = That's utter nonsense.
      "Fuck off!" = You do not want to go there.
      "This completely fucking sucks." = Well, this is disappointing.
      "Shut the fuck up!" = Do be quiet.
      "Shit!" = Hmm.
      "You're fucking kidding me, right?" = I don't believe it.
      "Fuck yeah!" = Quite.

    40. Re:Fuck right off. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This sort of thing happens a lot in government. Two sides fight it out, and then end up with some kind of compromise that is inconsistent, but it gives each side something. Then other people come along and say, "That's inconsistent! It's so dumb!" but in reality those people just don't understand how government works.

      They should just be glad to have their half of the baby.

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    41. Re:Fuck right off. by VTI9600 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My choice is to read and not to watch the networks

      You do realize that the show is based on a book, right?

    42. Re:Fuck right off. by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

      Today it is abused.

      Yup. We need new curse words, we've worn the old ones out to the point where they mean nothing, even when spoken by those that don't often swear. If this keeps up, in fifty years, "fuck" will be commonly used as an article to indicate emphasis and have no other meaning whatsoever.

    43. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "At times profanity is suppressed at times used. Today it is abused."

      How can *profane* language be abused? Sounds as if you're a bit mixed up concerning etymology.

    44. Re:Fuck right off. by xero314 · · Score: 1

      I'm far more concerned with the nudity, violence, child-targeted advertising, mindless "culture", and raw stupidity.

      I don't know about the rest of that stuff, but I too am concerned with nudity, specifically the near complete lack of nudity in American Culture. Nudity should be promoted not restricted (yes even if we don't always like what we see). And being as you listed nudity above violence in a discussion about censorship, I suggest you take a closer look at home when considering "raw stupidity."

    45. Re:Fuck right off. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Holy Dollar Sign Pound Sign Asterisk Exclamation Point!

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    46. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never been in the military I take it?

      Drill Instructors - can't make it through 3 syllables without saying 'Fuck'.

      Now back around '85 or '86 Congress passed a law forbidding DIs from swearing at trainees.
      Their response? Redefining what words are, and what words are NOT swear words.

      Let me tell you, according to the DI's from 86/87 - Fuck, Shit, Hell, Damn, Ass and any variations thereof are NOT swear words.

    47. Re:Fuck right off. by maxume · · Score: 1

      The banned words are based on relatively recent social mores, not the meaning and origin. That is not particularly inconsistent.

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    48. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > My grandfather was really "out there" as christians go. He forbade his kids (my father included) from saying words like "heck" or "darn" because when you say that, you mean the other word.
      >
      > I think he was nuts.

      He was right. No kid means "darn" (fix some socks) when he says "darn". When you say "dang", you mean "damn". He was exactly right, and he wasn't nuts. He meant you shouldn't get mad and lose your temper and should be mindful of the intent behind what you're saying.

      Why is that a bad thing? People should mean what they say, and say what they mean. Anything else is lying. As you should know, lying is frowned upon.

      I hate hypocrisy. If you mean to say fuck, say fuck, don't say 'fudge' because other people around you might be upset. Say what you mean, and if you get in trouble for it, at least you got in trouble for saying what you mean. If you don't want to get in trouble for getting angry and spewing bile, stop doing it.

    49. Re:Fuck right off. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      CSI shows chest cavaties that have been ripped open. Law and Order discussed horrible sex crimes. But heaven forbid you say a naughty word!

      Which is more likely:
      a. Your kid cusses.
      b. Your kid rips open a chest.

      I agree with your sentiment but your rationale isn't well thought out.

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    50. Re:Fuck right off. by Changa_MC · · Score: 1

      If you were right, it'd be the worst compromise in the history of the world.
      I hate being exposed to violence, it makes me both unhappy and angry, with distinct long terms consequences for my mental well-being. This includes fictional violence, and verbal abuse.
      Then again, sex improves my outlook, and has had no detectable long term detriment. This includes fictional sex, and sex words.
      So if we were to compromise and allow only one, I'd hope it could go the other way.

      But I don't think you are right, either.
      I know plenty of people will not allow their children to see a movie including 2 seconds of boobies, but have no problem with an utterly unlimited amount of gore and torture. Every indication in literature and observed behavior is that Americans believe sex is evil, but that violence is fine, as long as it's not directed at anyone they know personally. So the "compromise" is to ban sex, and allow violence in media. A win-win for them, a lose-lose for me.

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    51. Re:Fuck right off. by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Replace the Anglo-Saxon word "shit" with the Frankish word "poo" and then everything will be a-okay. (Yes our US FCC really is that stupid and inconsistent.)

      It's not really the FCC's fault. Our culture defines one of those words as crude and offensive, and the other as not so.

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    52. Re:Fuck right off. by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Check out the Parent's Television Council website. With a little searching, you will see that they are opposed to violence as well. It's too bad for you, but fortunately sex movies are not very hard to find.

      Society isn't about being win-win for everyone, it's about finding a way we can all live together.

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    53. Re:Fuck right off. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Not much. That was my point. ;-)

      SB

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    54. Re:Fuck right off. by barzok · · Score: 1

      Note: He was a sailor in WW2

      . Then fuck it. He gets a free pass just for serving in WW2, IMO.

    55. Re:Fuck right off. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>The banned words are based on relatively recent social mores, not the meaning and origin.

      1066 is recent? That's when using Anglo words became "bad" and Frankish words "good". It's why we say we are eatingg venison, beef, and pork, not deer, cow, and pig.

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    56. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :)

      I'd look down on you as being a dumbfuck if it wasn't for the fact I bet your circumstances justified it. I really do believe most people are just dumbfucks though and have what I might conclude is some sort of phobia of the unknown. Be it you were young and still figuring out the truth of the world (which most people still can't/don't know/can't figure out/don't learn/but then most things we just can't either since they aren't directly observable either) or just have some lifelong hardship. Then after all that why might someone want a God to exist when none really exists or there is zero evidence? A God could make things right. Make bad good. Make those pains go away. That hardship easier. Cure the sick. And all you have to do is believe!

    57. Re:Fuck right off. by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      In this case, most people who are opposed to sex and certain words on TV are also opposed to violence on TV.

      I somehow doubt that. I'd be interested if you had sound data, though. My dad was staunchly against nudity, cursing, and black people on TV, but had no problems with blood, guns, and torture. My mom on the other hand couldn't stand violence, but had no issues with cursing or sex on TV. If you watch any Christian TV, you'll see that they have very little issue showing images of mangled children in earthquakes caused by deals with the devil. But I'd be surprised if Pat Robertson ever says "fuck" on the air. (Or even in the bedroom for that matter.)

    58. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I applaud you for your rational position on this topic. It's not often you hear sensible arguments coming from "the religious".

      However, please reconsider your use of nudity and violence in the same context. That's simply ignorant. Being nude has never been proven to be a source of harm or danger to anyone.

    59. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (disclaimer: I once considered myself a christian then woke up one day and realized it was all goddamn make-believe bullshit)

      Amen, brother!

    60. Re:Fuck right off. by daten · · Score: 1

      Why does nudity offend you? Have you thought about it? I understand Christians are told to find nudity offensive, but is that your only reason?

      I find it ridiculous that people are offended by nudity. That seams about as natural as being offending by looking a tree or mountain that isn't wearing any clothes.

      I understand the harm in violence but also don't believe it should be censored. Why let people pretend violence doesn't exist? If it offends them maybe they'll be motivated to lead less violent lives. Maybe they'll be less likely to join a military after highschool that only invades other countries and murders people in the name of "security".

      All modern advertising seams manipulative. We can teach our children to be critical thinkers and not fall victim to advertising. Hiding it from them until their older may only make things worse.

      If "mindless" means lack of critical though, you can also call it "faith". I would include Christian traditions under the label of mindless culture.
      How much mindless culture could be the result of sheltered people who are subject to so much censorship and propaganda?

    61. Re:Fuck right off. by adolf · · Score: 1

      :)

      A God could make things worse. Make good bad. Make you feel new pain. That hardship harder. Cause sickness. And all you have to do is believe!

    62. Re:Fuck right off. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Check it out, you'll see they are against violence as well.

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    63. Re:Fuck right off. by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      nudity, violence, child-targeted advertising, mindless "culture", and raw stupidity

      Not meaning to offend, but why is nudity almost always put in front of anything else? IMHO hurting someone -ranging from crude bullying to actually killing- is always worse than taking off yer pants to try to seduce someone into a bit of rolling in the hay. (Explicitly leaving out references to holy books.)

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    64. Re:Fuck right off. by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Wait, the original word is "shit"? I thought they were just omitting "crap". Or "stuff". What on earth is wrong with these Parents Television Council people? Dirty, dirty minds!

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    65. Re:Fuck right off. by CarpetShark · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's great moderation right there. Last I looked this was the only non-kneejerk comment on the whole page.

    66. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of the words that are condemned as obscene in the english language are anglo-saxon words. After the conquest of England in 1066 the language of "society" was norman french, and anglo-saxon was the language of the underclass. This is why the majority of saxon words remaining in english are pertinent to agriculture - pig, cow, mud, etc..

      Any time someone complains about my use of the word "fuck", I call them a racist and accuse them of perpetuating a 950-year old policy of cultural extermination.

    67. Re:Fuck right off. by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      The vulgar word (in the literal sense, meaning of the common people)

      God damn, "Vulgar" means that!?

    68. Re:Fuck right off. by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      It's not the FCC, it's taste and morality. Taste and morality are really that inconsistent and irrational, simply because they are subjective.

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    69. Re:Fuck right off. by mqduck · · Score: 1

      It all depends on what you're into.

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    70. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heaven forbid you say a naughty word!

      you mean h@#$%& forbid you say a n@#$%&* word
      Please let' s not forget the other morons who don' t want to read other types of words
      or should I say the other m@#$%&* ?

      Boy, do I love living in France where you can say on live TV "putain, tu fais chier avec tes conneries" without sounding like an alarm clock beeping !

    71. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm far more concerned with the nudity, violence, child-targeted advertising, mindless "culture", and raw stupidity

      OK, I get violence, child-targeted advertising, mindless "culture" and raw stupidity. But what, pray, is wrong with nudity?

      I mean, seriously. Children are born nude. Children see their mothers' breasts all the time when they're still babies. Heck, children get born through their mothers' vaginas.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating adopting a nudist lifestyle around your kids or something, but I don't think that you really need to be concerned about whether your kids might see a naked breast (or vulva, or penis). Just like hearing swearwords, it's not that which is going to hurt them, but rather society's attitude - like your grandfather's.

    72. Re:Fuck right off. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Why does nudity offend you? Have you thought about it? I understand Christians are told to find nudity offensive, but is that your only reason?

      I am not a Christian, but I've always found this to be a particularly weird bit of dogma. In Genesis, Adam and Eve are naked, and are incapable of sin. When they gain the knowledge of good and evil, and become capable of sin, they start wearing clothes, which is how God can tell that they've eaten the forbidden fruit. And yet, being naked is seen as obscene...

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    73. Re:Fuck right off. by sorak · · Score: 1

      The problem was never the word, it is the sentiment behind the word. That's how we know which words to ban, when language is always changing. Censorship is an attempt at thought-crime regulation.

      In a way, I find that attitude more honest than that of those who say you can't call someone a shithead, but you can call them a poo poo face, or a degenerate, or a louse. It's the exact same thought being expressed, whatever the terminology. My problem is with the repression of the deal. If you're angry, you cannot express it, except in baby talk. Then, when the baby talk becomes taboo, we will need new silly words to express the feelings we would rather sweep under the rug.

    74. Re:Fuck right off. by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Where would we be if a senator said "that fucker across the aisle is full of shit" rather than "what my fellow lawmaker from the great state of SuchandSuch fails to understand is that intricacies of our delicate situation"? I mean, we might actually get a forceful opinion rather than a group of meaningless words (ok, ok, you don't *need* to use swearing to do that, but it gets the point across much, much clearer sometimes).

    75. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So did the TV show Dinosaurs, long before that.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dinosaurs_episodes
      (Episode 31 Baby Talk)
      After someone starts protesting vulgarity, the network advertises "The Flark Show! Now on five days a week!" I still use flark in conversation sometimes.

    76. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace the Anglo-Saxon word "shit" with the Frankish word "poo" and then everything will be a-okay.

      You can do it! It's all up to you!

      m'kay?

    77. Re:Fuck right off. by ImABanker · · Score: 0

      While recognizing the censorship as completely arbitrary and perhaps a little silly, I still support it as their taboo nature adds to their impact. The ability to offend stems from their taboo. It's why "Fuck you" is more powerful than "you stink, mister." Related, I also deplore the use of the c-word, so that I could save it for situations like "some stupid cunt ran over jeff with her car"!

    78. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's the history of the word shit.

      Today, it has a place on the scale of swearwords, same as every other swearword, and everyone knows it's a swearword. Has nothing to do with class any more.

    79. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Bullshit. With hundreds of articles about sex, and one or two about violence, the PTC is clearly gagging for it.

      2) "Live together?" it's television, not real life. If there's a survival risk, we should just do away with the medium altogether. That would be healthier than the crap people are watching now!

      But a good compromise would be to ban excessive violence, where excessive means anything that would get you arrested IRL. Pervert shows like L&O SVU could just be banned outright.

    80. Re:Fuck right off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, please. GP's point is that these people are irrational and their arguments are inconsistent. Have you read the FAQ for the group you linked to? Read it now.

      http://www.parentstv.org/PTC/faqs/main.asp

      Nothing but a long string of half-truths, hypocrisy, and fallacious bullshit. If you can read it without laughing, facepalming, or exploding in rage, you need to fuck off and die.

    81. Re:Fuck right off. by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      In other words, if parents teach it to kids willingly, the federal government is OK with it. The simple fact is, we are afraid of parents because parents are afraid that their kids are not the innocent angels they can never be.

      I remember when MythBusters did the show on turd-polishing, and they couldn't say "turd" or "crap" (much to Jamie's chagrin), but they could say "feces, scat, guano ... doo-doo, poo-poo, and poop". Yes, lawyers and paranoid parents have turned a discussion on excrement into kindergarten dialogue.

      Fascinating use of doro-dango, however...

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    82. Re:Fuck right off. by alexo · · Score: 1

      (disclaimer: i'm a christian)

      I offer my sincere condolences.
      However, nowadays this condition is considered treatable.

      I'm far more concerned with the nudity, violence, child-targeted advertising, mindless "culture", and raw stupidity.

      Nudity is natural. It can be inappropriate in some circumstances but the same can be said about eating. Still, four out of five ain't bad.

      Other than that, kudos for a well reasoned and well presented opinion.

    83. Re:Fuck right off. by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
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    84. Re:Fuck right off. by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Or even the wonderful "poppycock!", from the Dutch phrase pappe cacke, soft shit.

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  5. They're right! by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kids should never be exposed to the symbols $#*!. They should have &^@%ed those symbols out.

    1. Re:They're right! by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

      In fact, they should only be exposed to the following symbols:
      + - = / * $ and ~.

      They're far less violent.

    2. Re:They're right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 1 - 4 will now be replaced with duplicates of 5 - 8 to remove any confusion of indecent symbols. The letters A, F, D, and P will also be removed as these could be used for indecent purposes too.

      Mij

    3. Re:They're right! by murphyje · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just wait... if you think that's offensive, just wait until some studio announces, ":-) LOL"

    4. Re:They're right! by gorzek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      $ is probably the most violent symbol of all.

    5. Re:They're right! by MrLint · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just imagine what unicode is going to do to the minds of children and all those symbols...

    6. Re:They're right! by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      Time to censor the keyboard and the alphabet

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    7. Re:They're right! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Goatse?

      Or since Slashdot can't render utf-8,
      http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/272a/index.htm

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    8. Re:They're right! by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Either way threatens to make them into Perl programmers. Would someone PLEASE think of the children?

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    9. Re:They're right! by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed - but since when is violence on TV not ok for the children?

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    10. Re:They're right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely not! By far the ~ symbol is, in many contexts, the most violent. It is against everything we stand for. More logically speaking, it's true that the ! symbol is about the same level of violence, but .. aw fuck it.

    11. Re:They're right! by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      Indeed. In fact, I hear that $ is the root of all evil.

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    12. Re:They're right! by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      $ is probably the most violent symbol of all.

      Nope. # is superior to both $ and %.

    13. Re:They're right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely. After all, $ is the root of all evil ;)

    14. Re:They're right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why else do we place $ before variable names?

      echo $var_name

      Because we're $#*! greedy sons-of-$#*!!

    15. Re:They're right! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Well, that's variable.

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    16. Re:They're right! by gorzek · · Score: 1

      You must be a perl coder. You can take your scalars and go!!

    17. Re:They're right! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Shell scripts and makefiles also use $ to signify variables. A lot of basic dialects also use it to signify string variables. Fortran uses it to delimit strings in some dialects, so it's not variable there.

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    18. Re:They're right! by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, my regex parser got confused about everything after the $

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    19. Re:They're right! by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      $ is probably the most violent symbol of all.

      # is worse. That's why they invented sudo.

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    20. Re:They're right! by Pontiac · · Score: 1

      CBS should simply change the title to 01110011011010000110100101110100 my dad says

      Problem solved.. 1 and 0 are harmless

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    21. Re:They're right! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You forgot 69.

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    22. Re:They're right! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      =O=

      Easier to type, and Slashdot renders it just fine.

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    23. Re:They're right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      replying to undo bad mod.. Bloody overrated is right next to funny.

    24. Re:They're right! by displague · · Score: 1

      And kids shouldn't be exposed to Sesame Street's bleeping Count: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

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  6. WTF ? by daveime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are these people so repressed that even the suggestion of a "naughty word" is enough to get them complaining ?

    Have they really got nothing better to do with their time ?

    I thought the Puritan movement died out in the 17th century, obviously I was wrong.

    1. Re:WTF ? by jason.sweet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought the Puritan movement died out in the 17th century, obviously I was wrong.

      Where the hell have you been?

      I guess it has changed a little. Offenses that used to be punishable by stoning, now only land you in rehab.

    2. Re:WTF ? by FauxPasIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Offenses that used to be punishable by stoning, now only land you in rehab.

      True, but that's not due to a softening of hearts in the Puritan movement, but a steady waning of their influence.

      As Christopher Hitchens says, never forget how these people behaved back when they had enough power to do whatever they wanted.

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    3. Re:WTF ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they've got to find *something* to do in between cruising the airport bathrooms and flagellating themselves for "sinning" when they get home.

    4. Re:WTF ? by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Puritanism: the nagging fear that someone, somewhere, is having fun.

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    5. Re:WTF ? by sconeu · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Definition...

      Puritan: Someone who is worried that somebody, somewhere, might be enjoying himself.

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    6. Re:WTF ? by r_benchley · · Score: 1

      Kudos to you on the Mencken quote. Another apt one: "Immorality is the morality of those who are having a better time."

    7. Re:WTF ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, they would like to have a word with you about your purposefully offensive choice of abbreviations.

    8. Re:WTF ? by pnuema · · Score: 1

      I thought the Puritan movement died out in the 17th century, obviously I was wrong.

      No, they moved to the US. Europe didn't want them, and now we are stuck with them.

    9. Re:WTF ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The british and european puritan movements probably disappeared around that time. You can probably guess where they reappeared.

    10. Re:WTF ? by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Are these people so repressed that even the suggestion of a "naughty word" is enough to get them complaining ?

      They enjoy naughty words. They sit alone in closets, or sometimes in pairs when they want to be really 'bad', and speak them aloud -- sometimes whispering them slowly and softly, other times barking them hard and fast. The more these words become acceptable, the more their pleasure is diminished.

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    11. Re:WTF ? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "As Christopher Hitchens says, never forget how these people behaved back when they had enough power to do whatever they wanted."

      Go visit Afghanistan for a Taliban refresher. :)

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    12. Re:WTF ? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Have they really got nothing better to do with their time ?

      No, they don't. This is how we got prohibition, giving these people power.

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    13. Re:WTF ? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Are these people so repressed that even the suggestion of a "naughty word" is enough to get them complaining ?

      I think it's more the specific "naughty word", or rather, not the word itself, but the whole request that is being made. "Please $*%# my Dad" sounds awfully bad since the expletive has to be a verb, and there's one that stands out (unless it's a request to God to damn their dad's soul). So it's probably the potential content of the show that they're objecting to: A different family every week, and the kids are trying to get their dad laid.

    14. Re:WTF ? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Ah, Nevermind, I just re-read the title of the show. "$#!% my Dad says" is far more tame.

    15. Re:WTF ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forced me to break out the Chrestomathy!

      "If I hate any class of men in this world, it is evangelical Christians, with their bellicose stupidity, their childish belief in devils, their barbarous hoofing of all beauty, dignity, and decency. But even evangelical Christians I do not hate when I see their wives."

      "Christendom may be briefly defined as that part of the world in which, if a man stands up in public and swears with any sort of earnestness that he is a Christian, all his auditors will laugh."

      "Show me a Puritan and I'll show you a son-of-a-bitch."

      "Morality is the theory that every human must be either right or wrong, and that 99% of them are wrong."

      You really need to get this book if you don't have it!

  7. CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Kelson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How have they missed the fact that "Shit My Dad Says" is the title of the source material? Complaining that CBS chose to "insert" the word into the title makes them look like the people who were horrified that New Line Cinema decided to use an obvious 9/11 reference in the sequel to "Fellowship of the Ring"..."The Two Towers."

    (All that said, I could have sworn I read somewhere that CBS had retitled the TV show as "Stuff My Dad Says," but I guess I misremembered.)

    1. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Mr+Thinly+Sliced · · Score: 1

      It's quite tricky when you have your head up your ass.

      The thing that impressed me is that we're hearing about it - one of them worked out how to get a USB keyboard and mouse far enough up there to write their letter of displeasure.

    2. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

      They should have called it "Shat my dad says" and everything would have been fine.

    3. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't realize that's what it was. I read it as "$#*! my Dad", which I assumed was some kind of reality dating show

    4. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Then the grammar nazi's would be up their ass asking them to change it so as to reflect that 'shat' is a verb conjugation and not a noun.

      Verbing weirds language enough, nouning we can avoid.

      -Steve

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    5. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      To make this show even more trendy... one of the people I follow on Twitter - purely for the humor value is.... @ShitMyDadSays.

      I have no doubt that is the source for the entire show concept.

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    6. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by sdnoob · · Score: 1

      If BG and Caprica can get away with "frak", why not?

      But they could have titled the show without it.... "Lies my dad told me" or "Stuff my dad says" would have worked.

      I can't wait for the first on-air goof somewhere that refers to the show by its proper and uncensored name, though....

    7. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no doubt that is the source for the entire show concept.

      Close. The source for the show is the book. The source for the book was the Twitter feed.

    8. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by British · · Score: 1

      "Then the grammar nazi's would be up their ass asking them to change it so as to reflect that 'shat' is a verb conjugation and not a noun."

      Where's the punctuation SS when you need them?

    9. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually thing "Stuff My Dad Says" would be a clearer title, assuming they won't use "Shit" outright. When I read the title I assumed the "$#*!" stood in for fuck, which isn't really a good sentence (yeah I realize the dollar sign is supposed to imply shit, but whatever)

    10. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Complaining that CBS chose to "insert" the word into the title makes them look like the people who were horrified that New Line Cinema decided to use an obvious 9/11 reference in the sequel to "Fellowship of the Ring"..."The Two Towers."

      I know! It makes no sense to blame New Line when it's obviously Tolkien who made that crass and innappropriate 9/11 reference!

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    11. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

      TBH, I was going for the Shatner angle.

    12. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of my favourite of the proposed alternative titles: The Ent Ire Strikes Back.

    13. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol at the Insightful Modding...

    14. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I can see how this would be difficult for a quadriplegic with his head up his ass trying to type with a pencil held between his teeth. In fact, the easiest would probably just be to have the pencil’s end sticking out his end and typing with a squatting motion over the keyboard.

      However I’m not sure why anyone else couldn’t just use their arms.

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    15. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      BSG and Caprica were on Sci-Fi (I refuse to spell it the way they do). That channel is on cable, as such the FCC has no ability to punish them for "indecent" material. I suppose they could issue a fine, and failure to pay said fine would result in revocation of their license, but since it's a cable channel, they don't have an FCC license to lose.

    16. Re:CBS chose to *insert* an expletive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9/11 reference my ass:

      The Two Towers
      1st edition
      Author J. R. R. Tolkien
      Country England
      Language English
      Genre(s) Fantasy
      Publisher George Allen & Unwin[1]
      Publication date November 11, 1954
      Publication date November 11, 1954
      Publication date November 11, 1954
      Publication date November 11, 1954

  8. Gawd, I wish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carlin were alive to appreciate this, since this is Number One on his list...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM

  9. That's right by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    It's indecent.

    Half of what airs on TV is indecent.

    And you are offended by a censored TITLE?

    Perhaps if you watched any of the Soap Operas they air on daytime TV, you'd re-consider how decent you thought TV was in the first place.

    1. Re:That's right by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Are you admitting to watching Soap Operas cause I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your man card.

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    2. Re:That's right by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Two and a half men. :D

      [John]

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    3. Re:That's right by Surt · · Score: 1

      You're just digging yourself in deeper.

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    4. Re:That's right by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      No I pulled up the Wikipedia page on CBS to compare what the majority of their shows are comprised of.

      It's a little shocking to see this title, but not totally.

  10. What the #$(@ by rhathar · · Score: 1

    is this #$(@ing $#*!?

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  11. Decency Groups says.... by s0litaire · · Score: 1

    "...If you don't like the show, use the "OFF" button"
    oh! ermmm... They didn't say that did they!

    Sorry...

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    1. Re:Decency Groups says.... by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      They know it as the "#%&$ing off" button.

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  12. I am happy to by Vipersfate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    completely agree. I know you can't please everyone, but people today just seem to go looking for things to complain about.

    1. Re:I am happy to by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

      What, just people today?

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    2. Re:I am happy to by Vipersfate · · Score: 1

      Tomorrow. Yesterday. Next Thursday.

    3. Re:I am happy to by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      These guys turned it into a business. That business is apparently booming these days, "interest groups". They are the vocal minority that produce change and we need to stomp them all the fuck out.

      Majority rules, fuck your feelings.

  13. brain damage by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    How fucked in the head do you have to be for $#*! to be offensive... There's nothing there!

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    1. Re:brain damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you find Shit to be offensive, how can you not also find $#*!, which clearly is just a stand in for shit, just as offensive. These people just need to realize that there is no right to not be offended.

    2. Re:brain damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what it implies that is offensive you dolt.

  14. Languages Change by rotide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not that I agree, but I understand where they are coming from.

    If the 'F' word is banned in your school and the kids all of a sudden decide to say the word 'Squash' in lieu of the naughty word, eventually they become synonymous. Saying "Squash you, Mr. Teacher" is still potentially going to get you in trouble if the teacher knows what "Squash" means in that context.

    So, the question really is, is the putting together of the letters F-U-C-K naughty, or the meaning and/or implied meaning of the word the naughty bit?

    If it's the latter, then _any_ substitution of the word still implies the word and carries the negative connotation along with it.

    Again, I don't agree with it and frankly, I think all words should be allowed. It's all part of the language and any negative feelings you have to a word are _your_ problem.

    1. Re:Languages Change by Nzimmer911 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm how about 'frak' in Battlestar? No uproar there, but that's prolly because these Jesus freaks don't approve of Sci-Fi in general.

    2. Re:Languages Change by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      If it's the latter, then _any_ substitution of the word still implies the word and carries the negative connotation along with it.

      On that note, the word "meep" got banned in schools in Danvers, Massachusetts. Apparently enough kids were using it in situations where it could be a naughty word, so the principle banned it.

      From the article I linked:

      WBZ tried to contact principal Murray to find out more about why he banned the word, but we did not hear back from him. ... WBZ also reached out to the school commitee[sic], the town administrator, and the superintendent of schools for comments, but all have refused.

      I guess no one wants to admit how retarded that is.

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    3. Re:Languages Change by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That treads on dangerous territory though.

      When we get into synonyms, then really, the un-#(@)#'ed title is "Shit My Dad Says". Now, we know they're not talking literally about feces. They're just using a more laid back way to say "stuff".

      Should the word "stuff" be illegal? Should the very word "intercourse" be illegal, as it has exactly the same meaning as "fuck"? Should it be illegal to say "a child without a father", since it is synonymous with "bastard"?

      When you start trying to ban substitutions because they "mean the same thing" then you're literally encountering a roadblock that will prevent the language from working properly. There will be entire situations and scenarios that are literally non-describable because the very discussion of that situation is forbidden.

      No, I say we need to dispense with the notion of "profane speech" entirely. Rude speech will continue to be rude (IE, "I fucking hate you." is the same in meaning as "I hate you.", because the idea conveyed is the same), whilst positive speech that contains words that have been deemed taboo (Ie, "That's fucking awesome!") will retain it's meaning as well.

      Then people can judge speech by it's true meaning rather than the words used to convey that meaning.

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    4. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were the case then it would be just as offensive to say "gosh darn it" as "god damn it". Likewise for "ass" vs "butt", "shit" vs "shoot" etc. I don't think it is about the meaning of the word at all. It is the word itself that people have built up into some horrible affront. I guess because certain words are specifically censored by the government on TV and radio, a stigma has been attached to them?

    5. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then. They way they would be using SHIT or FUCK would also be out of context as they are not being used by their true definitions

      All is solved

    6. Re:Languages Change by rotide · · Score: 1

      I think you're taking it a little too literal.

      This really only applies to slang words that are labeled as "swears".

      If you get cut off on the road and you yell out to the other driver "Fuck you!". That has a certain meaning. Mainly that you're displeased with them and you potentially want them to get angry and/or hurt by those words. Substituting "I want to have intercourse with you!" in that situation would have an _entirely_ different meaning regardless of the fact that "fuck" generally means "having intercourse".

      I don't think the slope is as slippery as you're implying.

    7. Re:Languages Change by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      I kind of do agree. I mean, its one thing to use it in print in place of an explative. Using it in Title on network television, I don't know. The group kind of has a point, the title is clearly there to get attention, when they could have used any other title. I am truthfully torn between free speech and shock value. I probably would not be torn at all if it was cable - that kind of stuff is to be expected.

      I don't think the idea of having some form of moral decency or moral code or moral value is a bad thing, and I kind of agree that a line needs to be drawn somewhere over what is okay. If you want to go on cable or satelite radio or into print saying whatever you want, well, be my guess. If you instead choose a forum that many people tune into and you know it will offend, well, that's irresponsible.

      Then again, its not like CBS is forcing you to watch it.

      Sorry, just really torn on this one.

    8. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I recall, the word "breeder" was banned in that exact way when it was rumored to be a derogatory tem for nonhomosexuals, for use by homosexuals.

    9. Re:Languages Change by digitig · · Score: 1

      And maybe they didn't realise what "suck an elf!" in 10th Kingdom was substituting.

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    10. Re:Languages Change by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      You've missed the point. I know that the swear words are not always used literally. You're referring to the meaning, but I was too.

      When that person gets cut off, naturally they don't mean having intercourse, but should it ALSO be wrong for them to yell "I AM DISPLEASED WITH YOUR ACTIONS AND HOPE YOU TAKE OFFENSE TO THESE WORDS!!!!". It has the same meaning as the "FUCK YOU!!" in this context.

      The reality is you can't look at banning words that "mean the same thing" without getting into utter chaos.

      In short, the slope in this case is slippery as a mutha-fucker.

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    11. Re:Languages Change by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      If the 'F' word is banned in your school and the kids all of a sudden decide to say the word 'Squash' in lieu of the naughty word, eventually they become synonymous. Saying "Squash you, Mr. Teacher" is still potentially going to get you in trouble if the teacher knows what "Squash" means in that context.

      When, then the answer is pretty clear. PTC becomes shit, family values becomes fuck, etc. In short, make it so the very groups that bitch about such things become unmentionable and have to self-censor. Since what they really want to do is control the hatred expressed by such languages, perhaps they should focus more on their own hatred of others using "non-vulgar" language since the words used don't change the fundamental issue, which is more with such people themselves than with others who don't have such hate in their heart that they desire to "fix" everyone else by hurting them.

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    12. Re:Languages Change by tool462 · · Score: 1

      We use tons of stand-ins for profanity, with the full support of the language nannies who would have us stop swearing. It really is the words they get upset about, and as you say, they should be more concerned about the meaning and intent than the words themselves.

      Examples:
      Gosh darn it!
      Buzz off!
      Schnikeys!
      What the heck?
      Dang!
      Fudge
      WTF
      BS
      Geez!

      I had a Mormon friend in high school who had an even larger list of substitutes (things like Son of a Biscuit and Mother Father). As long as he didn't say the actual words, he wouldn't get in trouble with family, church or school. Even though there was no mistaking the intent.

    13. Re:Languages Change by PieSquared · · Score: 1

      There is a persistent and perplexing belief in our culture that there is such a thing as a "magic word". It goes back to the times when people thought magic was real, or perhaps even further. We *force* people to say "sorry" as if just saying it made it true. The same with "please" and "thank you". And the same with curse words. "Damn" is bad, but "darn" is okay, even when you mean exactly the same thing. Why? Because it's the words that are bad, not the meaning (well, sometimes the meaning as well as in the case of "fuck"). They're magic.

      Hell, I personally knew someone who seriously banned the use of "ridiculous" at her house on the basis that it had a syllable that sounded the same as "dick". The same person banned Harry Potter books to her kids because of the whole "witchcraft" thing, which nicely brings us back to my first point.

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    14. Re:Languages Change by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      As I noted in another post, I think it all has to do with the forum being used. Saying "Fuck you" in a bar while you are drunk has a clearly different meaning than saying it in an elementary school. Saying it to a lady in the bar, ie "I want to fuck you" or "I want to have intercourse with you", while dirty, would suddenly go to a whole different level if you were to say it to a kid at the beforementioned elementary school.

      Likewise, saying it on network television is different from saying it on cable television. I am okay with it on network television. I watch South Park and other stuff. Then again, I am watching Comedy Central, I know what to expect. I also know how to hide the adult channels on my guide because I do get slightly offended by those show names. Now, you take something like that, and, even if you use #$*!, if you put it on network television, its the wrong forum.

    15. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought it was strange too, because not only was it a substitute for the term fuck, but they cam up with all these sayings to which fuck is the only meaningful interpretation. They could have been creative, and made the swear have some other meaning, but it purely meant fuck, and in every way. Sure, why not have a swear word that the BSG folks say all the time, but why have it mean sex too, just like fuck?

      Censorship aside, I think it is lame and pathetic that censorship laws could not handle this small change. If fuck is censored, frak should be too.

      I also think that BSG is a great comment on our society, since it seemed to get away with it so easily.

    16. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the root problem people have with these words isn't even the words themselves but the attitudes and emotions behind them. "Squash you, Mr. Teacher!" is still expressing a hostile irreverence towards an authority figure. They want to live in a world where the situations and attitudes that some people utter these words in don't even happen. Censoring these words is just an easy first approximation in their efforts to get rid of these attitudes.

    17. Re:Languages Change by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

      "If the 'F' word is banned in your school and the kids all of a sudden decide to say the word 'Squash' in lieu of the naughty word, eventually they become synonymous."

      This is why censorship of individual words doesn't work. Language is constantly evolving. If you try to limit it, the very limitation you are attempting to impose affects language. Kind of like the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, but for words. In Larry Niven's "Known Space" speculative future series, the words "bleep" and "censored" have become profanity. They've been used so much in place of bad words that they themselves take on the meaning. It works even for words which are not intended to be crude. "Retarded", "moron", "imbecile", all used to be clinical terms. Now they've moved on to "learning disability" or whatever. That will eventually become an insult, too, and then they'll have to move on to something else. "Insensitive clod", perhaps.

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    18. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eventually they become synonymous

      Frak idiots that complain about the felgercarb my dad says.

    19. Re:Languages Change by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd apply an "Insightful" here.

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    20. Re:Languages Change by alta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your post directly relates to something we're going through at our house. Our 5 year old is intrigued with what words he can't say, and which ones he can. And he's pushing it as far as he can, without getting in trouble. My wife and I don't swear in front of the children, and we don't listen to music or TV that does. There's a line somewhere between not wanting your kids to have a potty mouth vs allowing your child to express himself. Anyway my child came home from school one day, "Daddy, can I say damnit?" No son, you can't say damnit. Can I say dangit? Yes.

      He comes home a few weeks later. Daddy, can I say "What the." (As in WTF but without the F) After a little deliberation, we said OK. How can the words What and The be considered offensive. Well, after about a week of "What the..." I can't stop completing that sentence in my head. We finally changed our rule and told him that even though those aren't bad words, the way he's saying it isn't very nice. He made the decision that he doesn't want to do something that's 'ugly' and doesn't say it any longer.

      And as for the _your problem_ I agree and I disagree. In our house, we monitor what the kids watch. There's a number of cartoons (chowder) that we don't allow them to watch because they are do visually or verbally suggestive. That is OUR problem to monitor the kids. The problem lies in the fact that despite our best efforts, we're not alway going to be there. I don't want to be way over protective, but he's just five. I don't want him hearing things while we're walking around in public that we find offensive.

      not sure where I was going with all this, been interrupted so many times, I've lost my point. Sorry!

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    21. Re:Languages Change by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. The fact that you are beeping something out is just as bad as not beeping it out.

      That said, I don't find people saying naughty words to be a problem or offensive in any way, I kind of appreciate it at times.

      But if you are bothered by "fuck you", you should be just as bothered by "F*** you".

    22. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the current Synonym is "Hi", "Sir" is the synonym for "asshole", and "Madam" is the synonym for "whore"

    23. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (IE, "I fucking hate you."

      I know how you feel, I also fucking hate IE. Viva Firefox!

    24. Re:Languages Change by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      They're just using a more laid back way to say "stuff".

      That's not more "laid back." "stuff" would be laid back. They're using a derogatory word instead of a generic word. "Stuff My Dad Says" just implies you're going to talk about things your dad says. The current title implies that it's referring to stupid, ironic, moronic, etc., things.

      I'd rather argue about the fathers-are-bumbling-idiots thing than the profanity thing, personally. No wonder no kid wants to be a good father, fathers are just moronic imbeciles that enforce rules for no reason at all and say the stupidest things! It's much easier to just have sex and kids without doing the whole father thing.

    25. Re:Languages Change by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Shit in that manner needn't be derogatory.

      Consider seeing someone doing well in life and saying "Man, he's really got his shit together.". Not derogatory. Or puffing a joint and saying "Man, this is some good shit!". Positive in that tone.

      In the same way, "Shit My Father Says" needn't be derogatory either, anymore than "Stuff My Father Says".

      "Shit" used in this way really is just used to refer to an thing or collection thereof with no inherent negative OR positive connotation. Any meaning one way or another must be derived from context.

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    26. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I maintain that The Smurfs was the most profanity laden show in TV history.

      If you don't agree then smurf you!

    27. Re:Languages Change by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Belgium, man. Belgium.

    28. Re:Languages Change by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      I don't want him hearing things while we're walking around in public that we find offensive.

      Well, too bad. It's going to happen in public and there's simply nothing you can do about it.

      For what it's worth, you're doing the right thing. The proper approach isn't to shield him from the language itself, but rather to help him understand what he should and shouldn't say in certain situations. Just as there are rules of grammar for when to use certain words, so too are there rules of etiquette. To some degree those rules are more personal choice and the way you were raised.

      For me, as a 26 year old, I try not to swear around family. I try not to swear around people older than me (I'm not sure why; I also have a hard time calling people who are older than me by their first names, like the parents of friends, even when they ask me to). On the other hand if I'm alone and something makes me angry I'll swear; if I'm chatting with friends, in person or online, I'll swear sometimes. It's all about appropriate and inappropriate behavior for given situations.

      And the good news is, the skill to differentiate appropriate and inappropriate behaviors for a given situation is something he'll use all the time in his life, it's not just specific to bad language. So really, you're killing two birds with one stone and more importantly, you're not asking anybody else to shape themselves to your personal standards. Wins all across the board.

    29. Re:Languages Change by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 1

      If the 'F' word is banned in your school and the kids all of a sudden decide to say the word 'Squash' in lieu of the naughty word, eventually they become synonymous. Saying "Squash you, Mr. Teacher" is still potentially going to get you in trouble if the teacher knows what "Squash" means in that context.

      Funny you should mention it. I had a coworker with a kid in elementary school. One of the other school kids heard part of an argument between two adults on the way to school, but couldn't make out the words. That didn't stop him, on the playground he got angry at another kid and called him a "suckapucka". It spread like wildfire. Next thing you knew, saying "suckapucka" was a detention offense at that school.

    30. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI - That exact thing happened in the cartoon Recess.

      http://recess.wikia.com/wiki/The_Story_of_Whomps

      The episode begins with Lawson and the Recess Gang going to play baseball. TJ says the word "Whomps", prompting Lawson to almost attack him. The gang then explains that the word Whomps was invented in second grade so that TJ cannot get in trouble for swearing. The recess is over, and TJ says Whomps again, unfortunately, Finster catches him, and sends him the Prickly's office, where he makes it very clear that Whomps is a bad word for some reason and that he is going to notify the faculty. TJ is angry at this, and he somehow gets all the other kids to say it. The kids continue to be sent as if it was daily routine to the Principals office, causing Prickly to call the Board Of Education, who send over Mr. White, a man who is strict and adherrs to the rules almost to the point of insanity. He tricks TJ into giving a speech where he says the word Whomps again, and TJ is arrested and brought to court. When the judge hears the word, however, he does not find it very bad, and that the fact that it was made up by a kid to replace bad words does not mean it's bad. TJ is found not guilty, and Prickly then ends the episode on a comical and ironic note by saying, "This Whomps!"

      Yes, a children's cartoon from the 90s did in fact cover this quite well.

    31. Re:Languages Change by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 1

      I find the use of replacement characters for profanity offensive because it insults our intelligence. As if it makes it OK to replace characters in the words with asterisks and the like.

      Don't say f*ck, just come right out and say FUCK like you mean it.

      I won't even bother with any forum that censors swearing, or has righteous nanny moderators that go around deleting and admonishing for it.

    32. Re:Languages Change by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      No frakkin' way that would happen!

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    33. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should it be illegal to say "a child without a father", since it is synonymous with "bastard"?

      No, that would be synonymous with "clone". What you are seeking is "child of unmarried parents".

    34. Re:Languages Change by Eivind · · Score: 1

      It's not about the words. It's about learning apropriate behaviour, including language. If a certain sentence is acceptable or not, doesn't depend on a pre-defined list of "bad" words, but rather on the context.

      Does anyone consider it rude or out of the ordinary if a building-worker accidentally break a pane of glass, and say "shit!" ? I'd say no. Nevertheless, when interviewing for the same job, it WOULD be considered bad behaviour to say the very same thing (without a reason to)

      Thus you're missing the target when you focus on allowed and forbidden -words-. It's not using certain words that is bad. It is certain behaviour.

    35. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you may be angry with me and think something offensive! I object!

    36. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're touching on a very difficult point there, in saying you don't want them to hear things in public that you don't like.

      You can't change the world just to protect your children, and while you can chose where you go or don't go with them, you can not expect the rest of the world to adapt to your worldview.

      Some people might not like to have their children be exposed to religious influences (either all, or those of a different religion), but you can not forbid those.

      In the same way, you will not be able to stop swearing, cussing, or any other form of expression. The best you can do is explain how the world is to your children, but trying to shield them off from it, or even worse, expecting the world to change to keep your children safe, is a delusion.

    37. Re:Languages Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should the very word "intercourse" be illegal, as it has exactly the same meaning as "fuck"?

      That's not completely true. Fuck, can mean intercourse, but it also has a fuckload of other meanings aswell.

    38. Re:Languages Change by McDozer · · Score: 1

      I hate it for you if you don't want your kids hearing things you find offensive while you walk around in public. I can see where you are coming from but I guarantee you he hears the same things or much worse when he is at recess with his little friends in school. Trying to protect children from this kind of thing is futile. The language kids used when I was coming up through school in the 90s - early 00s was MUCH worse than anything I heard or saw on TV. The playground was like Robocop 2 on steroids (* if you haven't seen Robocop 2 or haven't seen it in a while I think whoever wrote the script through each sentence had to have at least a minimum of 2 curse words ). The best you can do is just try to teach your kids what you think is decent/indecent and hope for the best. Unless you lock them up in your home and home school them they will always be exposed to far worse things from their classmates than they will from the media.

    39. Re:Languages Change by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. One of the phrases I hear myself saying around my girlfriends kid is; 'Can you think of a nicer way to say that.'

      If we're mates, and I walk up to you in a bar and say 'How the fuck are you, you old cunt?' Then that's not necessarily an insult, but there are a myriad of ways in which I could insult you without using any 'bad' words.

      The world needs more people like you to teach their children that the way you use words is more important than the words you use.

    40. Re:Languages Change by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      We finally changed our rule and told him that even though those aren't bad words, the way he's saying it isn't very nice. He made the decision that he doesn't want to do something that's 'ugly' and doesn't say it any longer.

      Good for him! And good for you. That's an excellent way to frame the problem, and a far better solution than banning certain words.

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    41. Re:Languages Change by alta · · Score: 1

      Well, too bad. It's going to happen in public and there's simply nothing you can do about it.

      You aren't kidding. It's funny that this topic even came up. This weekend we're walking in the mall (sears actually) behind 4 cops. The language coming out of their mouths was terrible. Granted, they didn't realize we were there, but still... Normally I wouldn't take my kids near a situation where they'd be exposed to something like that (just like we wouldn't take them to a strip joint or comedy club) but c'mon, cops at the mall?

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  15. Infinite by whisper_jeff · · Score: 0

    There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision.

    I don't think we should take writing advice from someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word "infinite."

    Well, unless a whole LOT of new words were added to human language without me knowing about it...

    1. Re:Infinite by Danse · · Score: 1

      There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision.

      I don't think we should take writing advice from someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word "infinite." Well, unless a whole LOT of new words were added to human language without me knowing about it...

      Only if by "LOT" you mean "infinite", but then you might be suffering from the same problem as the person writing the complaint. :)

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    2. Re:Infinite by B1ackDragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since apparently they think $#*! is a word in the language, I guess there are an infinite number of alternatives: $, $%, $$%, $#%, ... I just it just depends on how many of them would be offensive ;-)

      (Filter error: please use fewer 'junk' characters. I guess slashdot does find them offensive.)

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    3. Re:Infinite by RJHelms · · Score: 1

      There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision.

      I don't think we should take writing advice from someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word "infinite." Well, unless a whole LOT of new words were added to human language without me knowing about it...

      Not words, alternatives. Multi-word phrases are allowed and there are an infinite number of those:

      Poop My Dad Says
      Fecal Matter My Dad Says
      The word that should go here offends some idiots, so to play it safe our title will just make no sense My Dad Says

      The possibilities are actually endless... oh, you were trying to convey meaning?

    4. Re:Infinite by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      Ok, I was making a bit of a joke, but I was also being serious.

      No, there are not an infinite number of multi-word phrases. Unless we're allowed to make up things just for shits and giggles (hello The Artist Formerly Known as Prince), there are not _INFINITE_ phrases possible. There are a lot and, by a lot, I'd concede that it conceptually borders on infinite, but it most certainly is not infinite. There are not infinite atoms in the universe so there certainly are not infinite possible words to replace the random characters CBS used.

      Remember, infinite means it cannot be counted - it does not mean "really really large number". Like I said, I was making a bit of a joke but it was a geek joke on a geek site. I shouldn't have to explain that... (And, gawd knows, explaining a joke always makes it funnier, after all...)

    5. Re:Infinite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there are an infinite number of phrases. Every word, plus ever combination of 2 words plus every combination of 3 words, plus every combination of 4 words, plus every combination of 5 words, and so on. If the positive integers are an infinite series, then there are an infinite number of phrases.

    6. Re:Infinite by fishexe · · Score: 1

      (Filter error: please use fewer 'junk' characters. I guess slashdot does find them offensive.)

      Yeah, on Slashdot it's offensive NOT to spell out "shit".

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    7. Re:Infinite by fizzup · · Score: 1

      It's actually pretty insightful that there are an infinite number of alternatives. You have limited their choices only to words in human languages; however, CBS' chosen alternative, $#*!, isn't even in that list. For example, they could have chosen an unpronounceable symbol, like The Artist did.

      I think it's a fair guess, though, that there is probably no choice that would have made the Parents Television Council happy. Glem? Fintlbumf? Frznl? After all, the show is plainly called "Shit My Dad Says" no matter what they choose to replace "Shit' with.

    8. Re:Infinite by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      You are confused. There *are* infinitely many possible phrases. That there are finitely many atoms in the universe is irrelevant when counting possibilities.

  16. Wow by shoebucket · · Score: 1

    So THAT's the committee which decides which is a "bad" word? I've been wondering about them for years...

  17. Do these people live in reality? by the_raptor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah cause you never hear people say "shit" or much worse in about any situation I have ever been in during my life. I heard it at my Catholic primary school. This is what happens when "Christians*" live in little gated communities and become completely out of touch with reality and the wider community.

    * I am a Christian. Most of the people that whine about this stuff aren't really Christians. They just believe in ritual and "decency", they seem to miss that Jesus was mocking this kind of Pharisaical behaviour. Well actually they generally miss most of what Jesus said or at least fail to apply it.

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    1. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a Christian. Most of the people that whine about this stuff aren't really Christians.

      And the amusing thing about this is they would most likely claim that you aren't a real Christian either. This is why such statements are fallacious.

    2. Re:Do these people live in reality? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      They are as Christian as you claim to be, and unfortunately are much louder.

      These people are insane AND christian. It's not the christianity that makes them a bother, is his major point. It's like if he said "The killer butchered the children and ate their hearts, that's inhuman!" and you come out and say "Well, he's just as human as you are!" -- it's an exercise in pedantry and ignorance to the context of sanity/normalcy that he was establishing.

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    3. Re:Do these people live in reality? by logjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Christians are supposed to follow the teachings of Christ. Doing the exact opposite of that would seem to imply that they are not Christians.

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    4. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Christians are supposed to follow the teachings of Christ.

      Which interpretation of those teachings? Using which translation of the Bible? Considering how many Christian denominations there are it seems that the issue isn't quite as cut-and-dry as you try to make it seem.

    5. Re:Do these people live in reality? by the_raptor · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but if someone consistently acts in a way against the beliefs* espoused by their claimed religion they aren't really followers of that religion. Christianity was the dominate religion in the West and unfortunately still has large numbers of cultural followers in some countries. These people espouse vaguely Christian thinking but would fail the doctrine of faith of any major denomination. "Decency" and a belief in a Get-out-of-jail-free card isn't Christianity.

      Saying "you need Jesus" is Christian. Saying "You can't say $#*! on broadcast TV!" isn't.

      If people like this actually acted out the faith of Christianity no one would have a bad word to say against Christians.

      * Like not judging unbelievers. Putting the good of the "widow, orphan, and alien" ahead of personal gain. Sacrificing personal rights for the good of others.

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    6. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus was mocking this kind of Pharisaical behaviour. Well actually they generally miss most of what Jesus said or at least fail to apply it

      Actually, they are just living according to the part of the bible that directly contradicts the part you live by. That's the beauty of that book - no matter what you do, you can back up your actions with scripture.

    7. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Ja'Achan · · Score: 1

      Then why blame it on Christianity? It's the people that do it, not the religion (in this case).

    8. Re:Do these people live in reality? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Find me two translations of the bible that depict what Jesus said or did that are in any way significantly different.

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    9. Re:Do these people live in reality? by the_raptor · · Score: 1

      No, they wouldn't as I am a member of a mainstream protestant denomination (in Australia). Many American Christian leaders are saying the same things I have said.

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    10. Re:Do these people live in reality? by the_raptor · · Score: 1

      Except the New Testament takes precedence over the Old Testament for Christians. People like this are more like Jews than they are Christians in attempting to bring about a theocracy (of course some portion of them think they ARE the lost tribes of Israel). You can only use the Bible to justify almost anything if you take bits and pieces out of context and ignore the major themes. Which orthodox denominations don't do.

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    11. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At what point should we rename "no true Scotsman" to "no true Christian"?

    12. Re:Do these people live in reality? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Two different gospels from the same translation ought to do.

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    13. Re:Do these people live in reality? by logjon · · Score: 1

      In which one did Jesus tell people to get involved in politics and to try and remedy any perceived slight?

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    14. Re:Do these people live in reality? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      "Faith" is a license to believe arbitrary stuff with absolute certainty. If you have weird beliefs, it tells you that it's OK that everybody else is looking at you funny, and that all evidence that contradicts your worldview is by definition false.

      There are no "true and false Christians" - the Bible is a rorschach that will justify anything.

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    15. Re:Do these people live in reality? by dotgain · · Score: 1
      A Jehovah's Witness is one who would claim you are not a Christian, as they would anyone not a member of theirs. (I'm just sayin' - I have no doubt of your good faith myself).

      Mind you, they wouldn't be seen having anything to do with any government department in this manner either - at least not directly or overtly.

    16. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In which one did Jesus tell people to go to the bathroom?

    17. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      I've seen people of mainstream protestant denominations refer to members of other mainstream protestant denominations to not be "real" Christians. No matter how you attempt to flail around your argument is still fallacious.

    18. Re:Do these people live in reality? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      There are no "true and false Christians" - the Bible is a rorschach that will justify anything.

      And that proves you know nothing about the bible. If that were true, then there would be no New Testament past the gospels (and most of the gospels could be reduced in content by at least 70%). Jesus would have had no problems with the Jews -- since they were just worshipping him, but not the same way as the Christians, and none of the Paulesian epistles would have been written because any way to practice Christianity was the right way! (Whereas, the Paulesian epistles were wholly written as corrective measures for the wards going astray in their seperate ways)

      The bible is not the same kind of instruction manual for Christianity that it was for Judaism. It does not outline the proper ordinances for baptism, sacrament, church (synagogue) attendance, temple attendance, receiving the holy ghost as an ordinance, priesthood ordinations, correctly-ordered hierchy, and many other fundamentals. What's left are corrective measures and a few testimonies. Therefore, you can deduce that any christian church that bases itself off the bible (no matter how well-intentioned) cannot be the true church -- as they are simply the creeds and herecies that Paul spent so much of his time decrying -- including the Nicene Creed. The bible is, categorically, not a blueprint for establishing a church, and explains that nonauthoritative attempts are not acceptable in no uncertain terms.

      According to the people who wrote the bible, being a "True" Christian and being a "False" christian were the entire point of the bible. Jesus didn't have to say anything if doing whatever you wanted, as long as you believed in his very existence, was enough to merit someone as a Christian. In fact, Peter made the point, in one of his epistles, that using the bible to mean whatever you want it to mean was a condemnable sin.

      "Faith" is the belief that the sun will rise tomorrow as it did today -- though you have not yet seen tomorrow's sunrise. It is not faith to believe that all the streetlamps in your town will turn into candycanes overnight. It is a fine line, but it is not an arbitrary one. Saying that anyone who has a "faith" is therefore definitely "crazy" is your own Strawman, and you'd be a better man to be rid of it.

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    19. Re:Do these people live in reality? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Depending on your definition of 'significantly different', it's actually pretty easy to find depictions of what Jesus did that differ in the same translation, but different gospels. The gospels are not 100% consistent between them.

      However, what is more to the point, Jesus never condemned anyone, in any way, for their language.

      In fact, the entire Bible doesn't condemn 'bad language' in any sense unless it involves the name of God. There's not a single word in the entire Bible that could be construed, in any manner whatsoever, as saying you shouldn't say 'fuck'.

      Now, you're not supposed to insult people, so you shouldn't say 'Fuck you', but neither should you say 'Screw you'. (Jesus said you shouldn't even call people 'fools'.) But there's not a single word of the Bible that slightly can be read as saying you shouldn't say 'That's fucking amazing.' when you see the Grand Canyon or whatever. The only thing that's mentioned is the name of the Lord.

      And even then people are confused. What is prohibited is using the Lord's name in vain, aka swearing a false oath to God, which is pretty damn uncommon in this society. Example #9274593 why the most vocal 'Christians' are, apparently, severely and profoundly mentally handicapped(1): The only reason anyone swears an oath on God at all is thanks to those 'Christians' putting God in anywhere, having Bible in courtrooms and whatnot, thus causing people to false swear on him. (Which is a bit like putting the sacrament on the bathroom floor and bitching about people peeing on it.)

      Luckily, atheists stepped in and stopped as much of that as that sinful behavior as they could, because they don't like swearing in the name of the Lord for other reasons.

      Meanwhile, 'Christians' run around HALLUCINATING that 'bad language' is a sin. Hell, at least with homosexuality and whatnot there's Old Testament verses and some mistranslated New Testament ones...with language there is literally not a single passage that could even slightly be read as 'Don't say the word shit'.

      1) Great, now God is annoyed with me for insulting those fucking idi...erm, people.

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    20. Re:Do these people live in reality? by camperdave · · Score: 4, Informative
      In fact, the entire Bible doesn't condemn 'bad language' in any sense unless it involves the name of God. There's not a single word in the entire Bible that could be construed, in any manner whatsoever, as saying you shouldn't say 'fuck'.

      Of course not. It is an English word, and English hadn't been invented yet. However, you're wrong about the bible not condemning bad language:

      But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca,' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.

      Mat 5:22

      With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in God's likeness. Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same spring?

      James 3:9-11

      Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

      Ephesians 4:29

      You used to walk in these ways, in the life you once lived. But now you must rid yourselves of all such things as these: anger, rage, malice, slander, and filthy language from your lips.

      Colossians 3:7-8

      Put away perversity from your mouth; keep corrupt talk far from your lips.

      Proverbs 4:24

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    21. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Reapy · · Score: 1

      Good thing we don't use an ancient book that is wildly outdated in different times with different morals, technology and values to set our moral compasses by... oh wait.

    22. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we see these IN context please?

    23. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course not. It is an English word, and English hadn't been invented yet. However, you're wrong about the bible not condemning bad language:

      You're missing the entire context of what bad language mean to the Hebrews, Romans, and ancient Greeks!

      Cursing and foul language back then was completely about talking bad about about another person or God. Not talking about sex or filthy words about feces.

      Maybe I have dealt with Hebrew school too much but what they are talking about in vain and gossip is talking about someone or calling on the name of god to actually do something with his power for your own purposes.

      Actually it was believed skin disease back then was caused by gossiping but not because of foul language (also your translations are off a bit on the context)

    24. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we please see these quotes IN context please?

    25. Re:Do these people live in reality? by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Informative

      But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca,' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.

      I mentioned this explicitly, you fool. Jesus said not to insult people. That has nothing at all to do with whether or not the word is 'obscene'.

      With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in God's likeness. Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same spring?

      The word 'curse' there is 'katara' which is an actual curse. Aka, wishing that someone comes to harm because they are a bad person.

      Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

      A better translation there for 'unwholesome' is 'corrupt', or even 'rotten', the word is 'sapros'. Sadly, 'rotten talk' is a broken metaphor...that's not what it means.

      See, the word you've translated as 'talk' is 'logos', which all Christians should recognize (In the beginning was The Word, etc.), which can, indeed, mean 'talk', or even 'word' , but here almost certainly means 'the truth'. Do not speak rotten truths. Aka, don't lie.

      You used to walk in these ways, in the life you once lived. But now you must rid yourselves of all such things as these: anger, rage, malice, slander, and filthy language from your lips.

      What is translated as filthy language there is 'aischrologia', which is, oddly enough, a specific Latin word meaning 'a role-reversal mocking and insulting your betters', and there were actually festivals (Scroll to 'Significance'.) that had this as an aspect of it.

      Of course, this mocking probably included rather lewd languages, especially as women got to insult men during it. But it certainly not talking about 'bad words', or the way we use the term 'filthy language'.

      You know that thing, where your boss leaves and you pretend to talk like him and make fun of him? Believe it or not, a Bible verse condemns that.

      Put away perversity from your mouth; keep corrupt talk far from your lips.

      'Perverse' doesn't mean what you think it means. Perverse simply means 'crooked'. In fact, it still means that, we just use it entirely metaphorically now. Again, it's 'don't lie'.

      However, you've certainly proven me wrong. Apparently, there is language that idiots can interpret to be about the word 'fuck'. The world can always surprise me by building a better idiot.

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    26. Re:Do these people live in reality? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      Although you left out one thing. 'Cursing' was an actual thing like 'May you break your leg', which we don't tend to do that much in this society except to actors. ;)

      So all the quotes there are talk about either a) falsely swearing on the name of the Lord, b) malicious gossip and lies, or c) wishing harm on others.

      Or d), the first one, which is regarding insulting people to their face, with subjective names, not 'lies'. Which is incidentally the only Jesus quote. He is, obviously, against it.

      Although no one knows what exactly he's talking about, because no one can figure out the difference between 'Raba' and 'fool'. 'Raba' means 'empty-headed' as far as anyone can figure out, and was a mild term of reproach, whereas 'moros', the word translated as fool, seems to be the same thing. Both of them seem to be ways of calling people 'dumb'.

      Why one is deserving of condemnation by God and the other is not is unknown. Theories abound. Moros can also mean 'godless', so it's a possibility that is what Jesus mean. Don't say other people are not true followers of God. (Man, Jesus is so pissed at me right now.)

      The safest bet for Christians is probably not to insult people at all, which seems to go along with other Jesus teachings.

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    27. Re:Do these people live in reality? by logjon · · Score: 1

      He didn't tell them not to go to the bathroom. He told them to turn the other cheek and that the meek shall inherit the earth. Are you being purposely dense?

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    28. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * I am a Christian.

      Religion is a mental illness.

    29. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh! The irony of the last sentence in the context of all of that discussion about not insulting people. I had almost bought into your theory until your true intentions were unmasked. That's really unfortunate.

    30. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we see these IN context please?

      sure.

    31. Re:Do these people live in reality? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Why one is deserving of condemnation by God and the other is not is unknown.

      It's not that the other is not. If you look at the surrounding verses, the meaning is plain. Jesus is making a bunch of comparisons between the Mosaic Law, and law of righteousness. The Mosaic law held the action as sinful, but the law of righteousness goes a step farther. It is the intent, the attitude behind the action that is sinful. Under the Law, murder brings judgment, but under righteousness, being angry brings judgement. Under the Law, adultery was punished. Under righteousness, looking at a woman lustfully is the same thing. Calling someone 'Raca' may bring you before the Sanhedrin, but in reality you have to answer to God just for calling someone a fool.

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    32. Re:Do these people live in reality? by VShael · · Score: 1

      Most of the people that whine about this stuff aren't really Christians

      No offence, but one of the most common identifying marks of a christian, is the apparent ability to identify others who self-identify as christians, and tell them they're not really christians.

    33. Re:Do these people live in reality? by flib0 · · Score: 1

      Surely 'aischrologia' is Greek? http://strongsnumbers.com/greek/148.htm

    34. Re:Do these people live in reality? by soppsa · · Score: 1

      God fag.

    35. Re:Do these people live in reality? by logjon · · Score: 1

      Because you have to believe something to look at it objectively?

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    36. Re:Do these people live in reality? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Doh, you are correct. Don't know why I typed Latin. Heck, I was linking to a fricking Greek article.

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    37. Re:Do these people live in reality? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Actually, the implication is that I not only have to believe it, I have to follow it.

      Perhaps I actually believe it is wrong to call someone an idiot, yet sometimes I sin and do call someone that.

      Now, of course, that would make me a hypocritic if I was insulting someone while condemning them for insulting someone. However, I wasn't condemning anyone for insulting people at all, I was condemning people for misunderstanding the verses.

      Of course, even if I was being hypocritical, it wouldn't change the fact of what was being talked about in those verses.

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    38. Re:Do these people live in reality? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      "Faith" is the belief that the sun will rise tomorrow as it did today -- though you have not yet seen tomorrow's sunrise.

      I don't have "faith" that the sun will rise tomorrow - I can prove it.

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    39. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I have no mod points, but thank you for contributing to this discussion with actual information. :-)

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    40. Re:Do these people live in reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have "faith" that the sun will rise tomorrow - I can prove it.

      Really? You can prove that a supermassive black hole won't come careening through our solar system tomorrow and tear our planet to shreds??

  18. $# looks like SH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe it's because $# looks like SH at least they didn't write it $#!+ then this would be obvious that they chose those symbol on purpose!

  19. They should have used 'ninnle' as a swearie substi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, nobody really likes Ninnle, and it's so appropriate.

  20. the tragedy of life by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    is that the crankiest, dumbest, lamest voices are also the loudest voices, on any issue

    this PTC group consists of a handful of assholes who have self-appointed themselves as spokespeople for the rest of us, for our common decency, when the only thing they represent is a small shrill fringe of intrusive overcontrollling twatstains

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    1. Re:the tragedy of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hence, the slashdot moderation system!

  21. Guilty if you even think it, buddy! by macraig · · Score: 1

    So, really, what the Parents Television Council is ultimately aiming to do is outlaw THINKING bad words or thoughts, right? If the symbolism doesn't matter, it must be the underlying thought or intent, eh?

    Yeah... good luck with that. I suspect the principals behind the PTC will wind up being the first ones locked up.

  22. TV-MA-L by dward90 · · Score: 1

    This is the exact reason television developed a rating system: to give parents a relatively easy way to decide what material is appropriate for their own kids. If parents want to have their children sequestered from the world of human speech, they have that right. However, no group has the right to tell another group what they should or should not say in any medium. It's the entire point of the first amendment.

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  23. Doesn't go far enough..... by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

    While they're at it, shoot, darn, gosh-darn-it, and golly are just surrogates for other "unacceptable" words too. Perhaps the PTC should be going after "Leave it to Beaver" reruns as well for promoting this kind of potty-mouth behaviour in children. Gee-wilikers, hey don't even "bleep" those words!

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  24. Doesn't always work by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    The vocal minority of folks with too much time on their hands and no dignity beg to differ.

    Go to any public meeting (especially if it's during working hours) and see what I mean.

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    1. Re:Doesn't always work by sznupi · · Score: 1

      And...who gives them influence, eh?

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    2. Re:Doesn't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be referring to the gay community.

    3. Re:Doesn't always work by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      We do. We have to. It's the nature of the system. In order to ensure the hearing of all valid and useful opinions, we have to allow voice to all opinions. Even the invalid useless ones. Otherwise someone gets to decide what is invalid and useless, and we rightly don't wish to trust anyone with that job.

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    4. Re:Doesn't always work by sznupi · · Score: 1

      "Voice" and "influence" are not the same thing (confusion being also part of giving them the latter...). For "influence", you need to be receptive and/or enabling.

      Furthermore, in regards to "Otherwise someone gets to decide what is invalid and useless, and we rightly don't wish to trust anyone with that job" - oh but you do! Only some very specific groups of people; why is it so?

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    5. Re:Doesn't always work by Kpau · · Score: 1

      I'd be fine with that if they'd let me bring tomatoes and cabbages to the public meetings. Then we could provide instant feedback when the village idiots tried to dominate the proceedings.

  25. change it back then by DynamoJoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fine, then remove $#*! and put back the word "Shit". If they're going to be offended anyway, might as well make it count.

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    1. Re:change it back then by McGruber · · Score: 1

      No, change it to Sheet My Dad Says.

      They'd probably find that more offensive, since sheets are what heathens have sex between.

    2. Re:change it back then by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      Fine, then remove $#*! and put back the word "Shit". If they're going to be offended anyway, might as well make it count.

      "Belgium, man, belgium"

      Seems appropriate for Towel Day.

  26. Hey by fragnafritzz · · Score: 1

    If you've got a stick up your ass, you might as well fuck yourself with it.

  27. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And all you do is complain about it on Slashdot, which is why your opinion goes unheard.

    Meanwhile, they get out their letter writing campaigns, their phone calls to senators, whatever it takes. Which is why they end getting listened to.

    Frankly, I don't think the people at the FCC really care. If it were up to them alone, we would have swearing and nudity all over TV by now. But there are people who really do care, and they make a concerted effort to have their opinion heard. That is why they are listened to.

    And really, that's kind of how it should be. If a small group of people really really cares about something, and the rest of us don't care too much, it's basic social wisdom to compromise in favor of the people who really do care. That's true in all human relationships, not just at the national level.

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  28. WT#? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    screw 'em

  29. What can they do about my brain? by Gopal.V · · Score: 4, Informative

    What do the decency groups know about indecency?

    (. ) ( .)

    Are these decent? I'm sorry, you can't wash out the filth out of my brain ... you can try, but I see the a-style logo and I see what I see, because of the filth in *my* brain.

    If you see the same ... well *giggle*

    1. Re:What can they do about my brain? by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Scoot over, my brain just joined yours in the gutter.

      Funniest thing I've seen today, thanks. :)

    2. Re:What can they do about my brain? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      (. ) ( .)

      Pfft! Totally fake!

    3. Re:What can they do about my brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome logo! I have no idea

      btw, If you visit that site without flash enabled, they tell you to "take it here"

    4. Re:What can they do about my brain? by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Scoot over, my brain just joined yours in the gutter.

      Funniest thing I've seen today, Thanks.

      Is it just me or is that site WAY too dependent on Flash. It made more sense when I have noscript blocking the flash, it just puts up the logo.

    5. Re:What can they do about my brain? by dj.short · · Score: 1

      Are these decent? I'm sorry, you can't wash out the filth out of my brain ... you can try, but I see the a-style logo and I see what I see, because of the filth in *my* brain.

      If you see the same ... well *giggle*

      Wow, that's an awesome logo... and yeah that WAS the first thing I saw too...

    6. Re:What can they do about my brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (. ) ( .)

      I don't get it - how are a set of eyes some how indecent? Or is that supposed to be something else? (sigh) I'm so clueless some days....

    7. Re:What can they do about my brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stared at that logo for maybe 5 minutes, trying to work it out, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.

      As contradictory as it may seem, I had the heartiest giggle just now.

    8. Re:What can they do about my brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (. ) ( .)

      Are these decent?

      Not as decent as these are:

      (o )( o)

    9. Re:What can they do about my brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what your perverted brain sees there, but all I can see is a perfectly fine though little boring sex position.

    10. Re:What can they do about my brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must be filthy in the brain, too.. :P

  30. Dear PTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear PTC $#%, 345#$%#$ and $%#$%$#ers.

    If you don't want to watch, please feel free to change the channel, otherwise leve me the f$#@ alone and let me enjoy my programming in piece.

    P.S You busybody munch of f$#@@ing wanker eat $@#$ and die.

    Love

    A m$#@$%f$@er who's tired of your $#i@

  31. Qbert? by olddotter · · Score: 1

    Sorry. Maybe I'm getting old, but what is Qbert slang for? I know the game, BTW.

    1. Re:Qbert? by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      It's Q*bert, and one development title was @!#?@!?. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qbert

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    2. Re:Qbert? by devjoe · · Score: 1

      I don't think Q*bert is slang for anything, but the character swears with a series of punctuation marks in the video game, similar to the title of this program.

    3. Re:Qbert? by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 1

      Not "Qbert" as the bad word, but when he got smacked, he'd put up a little speech bubble with something like @!#?@! in it.

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  32. *Sigh* by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I block channels with religious programming, because I don't care to see it. If you are too sensitive to allow yourself to be exposed to implied vulgarity, feel free to block the channels that offend your delicate sensibilities.

    Here's the gaff; YOU AREN'T CBS's CUSTOMER. Advertisers are. CBS is quite expert at attracting viewers. If you don't like their content, by all means DON'T WATCH IT.

    This really isn't a difficult concept.

    -Peter

    1. Re:*Sigh* by tool462 · · Score: 1

      YOU AREN'T CBS's CUSTOMER. Advertisers are.

      The other tactic involved here is that if they make enough noise, advertisers may be concerned that the show will lose viewership because of the offense. Advertisers may then pull their support because they don't want to be associated with the content.

    2. Re:*Sigh* by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Modern adversing is quite sophisticated and generally relies on Scientific measurements, rather than a general sense that maybe a channel is too racy. I don't disagree that this may be the tactic that they're attempting, but I am skeptical of its efficacy.

      -Peter

    3. Re:*Sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how Rand Paul gets dragged over the coals for this same attitude when it comes to the Civil Rights Act. Either the government should get involved with private business, or it should not.

  33. Humor them... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    and change the name of the show to Crap My Dad Says instead. That'll show 'em!

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    1. Re:Humor them... by Megahard · · Score: 1

      But "crap" is vaguely obscene. Should be "Excrement my Dad says"

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  34. PTC is bunch of repressed girly men by AnonymousClown · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The PTC will wage an unrelenting campaign against every network advertiser that chooses to support this program; and in this instance, we will wage an unrelenting campaign against every local advertiser sponsoring the program at the affiliate station level," Winter warns.

    And I will boycott any company that caves into these power hungry anti American pansies: against Free Speech = Anti American = Traitor.

    And, I will put any company that tells these repressed sissies on the front of my purchasing list.

    The PTC are a bunch of #^&@@*# and $&@((*$## swallowing ^$**##!

    But PTC, because of the minority of people like you who can't take "harsh" words, I have stopped watching TV because it has become so infantilized to the point of being boring, vapid, and just a waste of time. Which is interesting because of those programs that are geared towards stupid people are perfectly fine to the PTC. The PTC likes stupid stuff and I guess that makes them stupid?

    Never mind. I've wasted too much time thinking about those *&*@^# people at the PTC..

    That's right Winter! I called you a *&^&*#$###! What are going to do about it you (*^(*(*@(*#**#####!!!

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  35. That's not the offensive part by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's really offensive is that, in this day and age, we can't just say "shit" when we mean "shit". Queen Victoria may not be amused, but the Victorian age has been over for a long, long time.

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    1. Re:That's not the offensive part by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 1

      Queen Victoria was a frigid bitch -- there, what is she going to say about me now?! She has no bearing on the realities that we live in. Only the Puritan (Americans) that ran away from her apparently have any say. *SIGH*....

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  36. From the ShitMyDadSays Facebook page: by Joao · · Score: 1

    "They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they're just words...Fine. Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point."

  37. Just one question by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    How long has it been since Tim Winter last got laid? I wouldn't be surprised if he has no children of his own...

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    1. Re:Just one question by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, these types of groups are usually filled with hot girls looking for guys like this. It's sad, but he's probably doing just fine there.

      Everyone's advice to me as a single guy on finding women is "Dude - you should go to church! There's lots of girls there!". And that strategy has worked for many people. I just refuse to compromise myself in that way.

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  38. I agree that it's indecent, here is why. by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    The $#*! stands in place of a word, in a particular context. It's the semantics of the underlying expression that is indecent, not the $#*! itself.

    Let's ask this question: how can you fill in the blank in ``____ my dad!'' such that the sentence is decent, and yet the word filled in requires to be covered up with $#*!.

    1. Re:I agree that it's indecent, here is why. by kupekhaize · · Score: 1

      "Watch my Dad! He's about to do a really cool trick!" "Tag my dad! He's it!" "Flag my dad! He committed a football penalty, holding." "Push my dad! He's about to get hit by that train." There are lots of things that could fit in your example that aren't "indecent."

      Just because your mind is in the gutter, doesn't mean the next person's mind is. This is exactly the reason why one group of idiots should not be responsible for managing what the rest of us say. You don't really know what the person may have intended. You just think you do.

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    2. Re:I agree that it's indecent, here is why. by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Ok, define "indecency". So why can I not say Shit which is Anglo-Saxon which means the same thing as excrement does in Latin. Or if I say crap which comes from French?

      Why is it that words meaning the same thing but have different linguistic ties be considered more or less offensive?

      And lastly, "indecency" should be perfectly allowed. Remember, take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say "fuck the government".

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    3. Re:I agree that it's indecent, here is why. by amentajo · · Score: 1

      "Help my dad! He's trying to disagree with the PTC, and he needs a platform!"

      Err, wait, you said the word would be required to be covered up with $#*!, so let's deal with that...
      CBS also has a television show called "Big Bang Theory". They could have called it "Big $#*! Theory", even though the $#*! would not have been required. I think "requires to be covered up with $#*!" might be a bit much.

    4. Re:I agree that it's indecent, here is why. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      So why can I not say Shit which is Anglo-Saxon which means the same thing as excrement does in Latin. Or if I say crap which comes from French?

      I've actually seen people complain about the French, even switching the letters to make it a fish.

      So far, I've never seen anyone censor the Latin word, but that's probably because nobody normal uses it.

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    5. Re:I agree that it's indecent, here is why. by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

      You completely missed my point. The word "flag" in "flag my dad" does not require to be covered by non-alphabetic symbols like @#$% for publication. Why would that ever be written instead of just "flag"? Therefore, "flag" it cannot possibly be one of the intended readings for such symbols by any reasonable interpretation.

    6. Re:I agree that it's indecent, here is why. by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

      I don't need to define "decency" for my argument to be valid. I accept as a premise that there are certain words that are understood in our culture as being indecent for certain purposes, like mainstream broadcasting. My only point is that all reasonable substitutes for $#*! in the given context are such indecent words. For instance "Hug my dad" is not a reasonable reading, because the word "hug" does not need to be replaced with non-alphabetic glyphs for publication.

      You may be right that indecency should be allowed. But in an environment where decency is allowed, there is no need for bleeps or $#*!.

      The decency's group argument basically boils down to the opinion that coverage devices like beeps or $#*! do not eliminate indecency; i.e. that the actual indecency should be removed rather than covered up.

      I tend to agree that the indecency is still there because the missing word can easily be recovered from context.

    7. Re:I agree that it's indecent, here is why. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Okay, I hate to admit I've heard it, but who else here has heard the Pussycat Doll's song 'Beep'?

      It's all in your head, promise. The most suggestive line is 'Want to hold me with their hands'.

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  39. I do not think... by Kylere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do not think that adults who still talk to invisible friends have any right to make decisions for the rest of us.

  40. "$#*!" the Decency Group by donrich39 · · Score: 1

    Too many people have nothing to do!

  41. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're part of the problem, you know. You've now set expectations such that "boys will be boys" and that the girls should just expect boys to behave like gutter trash and learn to live with it.

    If you held "boys" to as high a standard for their behaviors as you seem to set for "girls" then you might be working to get the world to this neo-Victorian attitude that you seem to want to live with.

    Personally, I think the Victorians were a bunch of overly-repressed fuckers whose hypocrisy is almost unmatched in the history of the world, and I'd hate to see us revert back to it. Even the hypocrisy of 1950's USA is tame in comparison. I actually think we're better off as a culture if we're more open about shit. When you liberally sprinkle your fucking vocabulary with shit that other people think is taboo, eventually the words lose all their goddamn power to shock and offend and they become nothing more than motherfucking words - which is what they should be. The word "shit" as in the title of the show "Shit my Dad Says" is a word that means nothing more than fecal matter unless you've got a goddamn stick rammed so far up your ass it makes you walk funny.

    But whatever - it's a free country. If you want to fight for neo-Victorian attitudes I say fucking go for it. Balls out, as they say.

  42. freeballer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these decency groups need to take the stick out of their as- and raise their own children their own way and leave everybody else alone.
    Everybody knows saying !@#$^ is indecent, yet we do that to convey a concept like stubbing their toe in the shortest possible method.
    If they are so offended they need to stop bitching, it used to be saying breast of chicken was indecent. Yet its used everyday and in fact
    breast refering to female anatomy isn't really a stigma anymore.

    Change channel, or get a life, get a job (or a better one), throw out your tv and have sex once in a while. Frig! How they "think" (and I use that word loosely refering to them)
    asterix is offensive?

  43. Yknow. by Securityemo · · Score: 1

    I had a teacher in third grade, who forbade the use of the word "superman" because it contained the word "super" (slang for drinking in Swedish.) I was the only one in class who had even a shred of sympathy for her. Later I realized she had Asperger's, without any self-insight whatsoever, and every goddamn psychiathrist I've met swears I have asperger's too. I'm still prone to orange-and-blue humanity-absolved morality like this; if it seems insane, could that be because it is "insane"?

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  44. In other news ... by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    People with allergies say ragweed pollen makes them sneeze.

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  45. America has it all upside-down by ThoughtMonster · · Score: 1

    Swearing is immoral and God forbid our children seeing any naked bodies (male or female) on the telly.

    On the other hand, violence (Rambo-like caricature violence is still violence) and titilation is probably OK.

    I recently read that family groups were all up in arms because the little girl in the movie Kick-Ass said the word "cunts" or something like that. They did not seem to mind the fact that she murders tens of people in the film, though.

    1. Re:America has it all upside-down by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Don't try to imply that it would be better if we switched one particular brand of censorship for another. We're awfully prudish regarding nudity and profanity over here, and it's a stupid, outdated viewpoint to have, but the same attitude towards depictions of violence are just as bad. It's fake blood on a TV screen. That is just as undeserving of censorship as a boob.

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  46. You're doin' it wrong by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    (oYo)

    See? Much better! (Yes, filth is in the eye of the beholder.)

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    1. Re:You're doin' it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Caterpie_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

    2. Re:You're doin' it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EWWWW! Look at how big those nipples are!

      Try this

      ( . Y . )

      MUCH better

  47. It's legal in Fremont (Seattle) by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    So they should change the channel or turn off their TVs and leave our community standards in place.

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  48. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by molo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What, girls can never be devious or sexually adventurous without the prodding of a boy? Are you living in 1955?

    -molo

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  49. devil's advocate.... by kervin · · Score: 1

    My observations on the subject...

    An effect language communicates the very broad range of human emotions that are possible. Everything from euphoric happiness to blinding hate. And there are many, many of those spectrums.

    This is where curse words come in. They help or allow us to communicate some of those extreme emotions or feelings.

    Accepting those words in everyday speech, making them less taboo diminishes their effectiveness. And in the end, simply necessitates us arbitrarily marking new words as taboo so as to communicate these important feelings.

    1. Re:devil's advocate.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there any niggers here tonight?

      Could you turn on the house lights, please, and could the waiters and waitresses just stop serving, just for a second?
      And turn off this spot.

      Now what did he say?
      "Are there any niggers here tonight?"

      I know there's one nigger, because I see him back there working.

      Let's see, there's two niggers. And between those two niggers sits a kike. And there's another kike-- that's two kikes and three niggers.

      And there's a spic. Right?

      Hmm?

      There's another spic.

      Ooh, there's a wop; there's a polack; and, oh, a couple of greaseballs.

      And there's three lace-curtain Irish micks.

      And there's one, hip, thick, hunky, funky, boogie.

      Boogie boogie. Mm-hmm.

      I got three kikes here, do I hear five kikes?

      I got five kikes, do I hear six spics, I got six spics, do I hear seven niggers?

      I got seven niggers. Sold American.

      I pass with seven niggers, six spics, five micks, four kikes, three guineas, and one wop.

      Well, I was just trying to make a point, and that is that it's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

      Dig: if President Kennedy would just go on television, and say, "I would like to introduce you to all the niggers in my cabinet," and if he'd just say "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger" to every nigger he saw, "boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie," "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger" 'til nigger didn't mean anything anymore, then you could never make some six-year-old black kid cry because somebody called him a nigger at school.

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  50. Annoying groups offend me by CrazySpence · · Score: 1

    I think all members of the PTC need to be shot and their children sold to poorer countries for their constant freaking out over nothing.

  51. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you warn the boys about crazy girls who will sleep with them and then accuse them of rape

  52. I'll start an Anti-Parents Television Council by mozumder · · Score: 1

    And the first complaint we're going to send to the FCC is about the random unpronounceable symbols in the show title instead of using the more appropriate word "shit".

  53. The Parents Television Council by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    The PTC is an indecent group. To abuse a Twain quote, these people really do want to outlaw steak because babies can't chew it. It's even worse though... Their aim is to turn every television show into saccharin, content-less, right-wing Abrahamic-style "morality" approved, child-oriented programming, without exception. These are the same people who performed an automated letter writing campaign thing when Janet Jackson's nipple threatened to destroy the very fabric of society, thereby getting the massive increase in FCC "obscenity" fines a few years back.

    On further thought, the steak and babies analogy actually fails with these people... after all, a nipple is one of the very first things a baby should see.

    1. Re:The Parents Television Council by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The PTC is not only indecent, they are, in fact, mind-bogglingly stupid.

      I used to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and post on the newsgroup about them. PTC whined about that show all the time. If you've watched the show, see if you can find some of the talk about their complaints of it, either on Usenet or elsewhere. I think there was an article here, too. And you'll laugh and laugh.

      No, they were not complaining about stupid things, they were complaining about wrong things. Like, untrue things. Things that made no sense, that were not a possibly interpretation of events on the show.

      Like 'In the 2001 season finale, Buffy committed suicide, jumping to her death to save the world.' Yes, dying to save the world is best described by the term 'suicide'. Or, you know, martyrdom. One of the two, I get them confused.

      And it's not like the symbolism was hard to miss, she died with her arms outstretched, in the place of someone else. You know, like that guy that died to save the world 2000 years ago, what was his name? Spanish name, I think, although pronounced differently. Juan? Julio? But with the J sound, not an H. Nailed to a cross or something with his arms outstretched.

      Oddly enough, they didn't seem to catch that symbolism, which either means they are possibly the worst Christians ever, or like they couldn't even be bothered to actually watch the shows they were whining about. Or, as I suspect, both.

      This wasn't a singular event. They missed the fricking antichrist wandering around on Angel. Didn't have a word for or against her. Granted, the show didn't explicitly say who Jasmine was, but it was pretty damn obvious, and one of the episodes was named 'Slouching Toward Bethlehem'!

      But they did bitch and whine about an ex-priest who decided to switch sides and serve the Buffy equivalent of Satan. They seemed to think that the show was saying all priests served the First Evil or something, it was fairly incoherent.

      It was hilarious. The Buffyverse had a ton of religious, and usually Christian, references, as any 'morality play' would, and the PTC, like total morons, didn't even seem to notice them. We kept waiting for someone to make the connection, to notice that BtVS was somewhat heretical and talked about Christianity all the time, but no. Instead, they would complain about trivial stuff, or just stuff that didn't even make sense.

      You know why this is? The PTC consists of like four people who don't actually watch TV. They write complaints based on TV listings and whatnot, maybe watching five minutes of an episode, and then email them to a larger group of people who print them out, sign them, and mail them to the FCC.

      At no point is anyone fucking 'offended' by any TV show, as they have not, in fact, actually seen any TV show. All the people printing out the form letters and signing them should be charged with 'lying to a Federal agency' for asserting it 'offended' them.

      In fact, that's an interesting point. Most TV shows do not, in fact, have the title on screen. The FCC is in charge of what is broadcast on television. If '$#*! My Dad Says' does not actually print the title on screen, I fail to see how it can be indecent in any manner whatsoever.

      What, are they going to complain about the cabling listing channel? That's not under FCC jurisdiction. The printed TV guide? Also not under FCC jurisdiction.

      I guess they could complain about commercials for it.

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  54. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by bareman · · Score: 1

    If God tries to make a buck from shock [Ezekiel 23:20], why not CBS?

    http://bible.cc/ezekiel/23-20.htm

  55. Criminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And people wonder "where were the parents" when kids go bad. I can pretty much point to the commenters to this thread and say "They were here"

  56. Me too by aafiske · · Score: 1

    I have a rich contempt for families and the public too, where do I sign up to show my support?

  57. hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wont someone think of the children?! ... maybe parents should step up and actually do some parenting instead of having some agency...

  58. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please, give the puritan crap a rest. Women are just as filthy as men, perhaps more so.

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  59. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by NiteShaed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I tell girls that boys will drag them as far down in the gutter as they will allow.

    You know, you're an asshole. I don't think I've ever started a post on Slashdot that way, and I really don't go in for name-calling, but you get the prize for driving me to it. You seem to have issues with males (I can't tell from your name whether you are one or not, but it's irrelevant), and you should be working through that yourself, not poisoning children's minds to share in your gender issues. No, BOYS will not drag girls into the gutter, some will, some won't. Just as some girls will be manipulative little monsters, and others won't. Shame on you for actively trying to damage these girls' outlook with regards to the other half of the population.

    For me, I download everything, so I am immune to CBS and most ads for that matter!
    I know this self-censorship will probably dwindle, but for now its heavenly!

    Great, another do-gooder who isn't affected by something, but feels compelled to "protect" everyone else. You appear to have mastered the use of the "off button" on your television, so instead of cheering for censorship, why not just help some other easily offended prats find it too, and quit telling others what they can and can't see on TV.

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  60. Shell Scripts by Denis+Lemire · · Score: 1

    Sounds dangerously close to the #! line in UNIX shell scripts specifying the required interpretor.

    Wonder if this same group will now find the shebang indecent.

    Morons.

    1. Re:Shell Scripts by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      Careful... Once they start looking at syntax they'll start looking at common tools like sed, awk, and God forbid grep.

      Ah! grep! Now there's a command that just sounds dirty.

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    2. Re:Shell Scripts by Denis+Lemire · · Score: 1

      On that note, what about unzip, strip, touch and finger?

  61. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

    You do realize God will punish you for downloading those shows and not watching the ads right?

  62. Nethack by mammux · · Score: 0

    Money, a sink, a rock and potion. How is that indecent?

    -Magnus

  63. It's the meaning, not the label by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    I'd think programmers would understand that the value of a label is independent of the label's semantics, and two labels with the same value have, well, the same value. Whether the label is "shit" or "$#*!", we all know that both are used as conduits of the same meaning - although the latter does so by referencing the former. If someone is offended at the meaning of the former, they're offended at the meaning - and using a reference to the former does nothing to alleviate the meaning.

    BTW, I'm amused at how many people express outrage or shock at someone else using obscenities, then spend a prolonged period talking about it with lots of quotations thereof in an apparent excuse to use the word themselves - somehow thinking that by using a reference they are absolved of the content referenced. "He said 'shit'! Isn't he bad? Yeah, he said 'shit'!"

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  64. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's ironic for a Sunday school teacher to insist men are the root of all evil when Eve clearly plucked the first apple. And girls like me hate having to be grouped into the same sex as girls like you. Just saying.

  65. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by MaerD · · Score: 1

    Uhm..wow.
    How did you make the leap from "Is $#@$@ as offensive as the word it's covering up?" to blaming boys for "dragging girls down"? Besides that wonderful leap of logic, you then go on to say "HI! I download everything!" freely admitting you steal content. Perhaps you should reconsider your moral compass before trying to instill values in others?

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  66. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that using #$*! is immoral and wrong but watching shows without compensating the show creators and craftsman is fine.

  67. Re:Godwin on the first try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All we need now is a charismatic leader to get us on our way.

    Obama?

  68. Saddened by minion · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda saddened by the comments I've read in regards to this story. Its obvious that the Slashdot crowd for the most part does not have children.

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    1. Re:Saddened by Paintballparrot · · Score: 1

      Think of the Children!

      They're all fucking potty mouths. You apparently have never heard 5th graders talk to each other when they think there's no adults around. And if you're so offended by $#*!, you can use the V-chip in your TV, or call your cable company and ask them to block the offending channel from you lineup. Then you can be sure your little Timmy won;t ever hear a swear word, except at school, in public, in movies, from his friends, from his teachers and most likely from yourself.

    2. Re:Saddened by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      because they might learn to say #$*! ?

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    3. Re:Saddened by BenFenner · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does having children have to do with logical discourse on censorship?

    4. Re:Saddened by minion · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does having children have to do with logical discourse on censorship?

      Its not a logical discourse on censorship. Fact of the matter is, its a prime time, over the air network, and it is regulated to try to keep SOME decency on our airwaves.

      You want to let your children grow up with horrible attitudes and bad language, put them in front of cable. That's why those restrictions are relaxed on cable TV - you've made the choice to bring that into your home and are paying a monthly subscription for it. Over the air broadcasts should not be an avenue for inappropriate material. Hence why decency laws MATTER for over the air.

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    5. Re:Saddened by minion · · Score: 1

      Think of the Children!

      They're all fucking potty mouths. You apparently have never heard 5th graders talk to each other when they think there's no adults around. And if you're so offended by $#*!, you can use the V-chip in your TV, or call your cable company and ask them to block the offending channel from you lineup. Then you can be sure your little Timmy won;t ever hear a swear word, except at school, in public, in movies, from his friends, from his teachers and most likely from yourself.

      Are you proud of the fact that all of our children are potty mouths? Perhaps your attitude is to blame for the societal decline in manners. Take the swear words, and other non-decent forms of expression and put them on cable. Paid-for subscription channels fall under different decency regulations than do OVER THE AIR broadcasts... And what is at issue here is over the air broadcasts.

      Heaven forbid your children ever gain access to weapons - they probably have no respect for human life either, with such an awesome role model such as yourself in their lives.

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  69. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Nematode · · Score: 1

    Oh, where are the mod points when you need them??

    And while I agree with you, there's something...precious about a group like this still existing. In this day and age, someone can still be scandalized by the suggestion of a four-letter word?
    It boggles the mind.

    I mean, when reaction videos for 2 girls 1 cup are practically mainstream entertainment, there's still room in the world for these folks, somehow?

    Now, as long as they don't actually influence anything, let alone government policy, we're all fine. Somebody's gotta keep the fainting couch manufacturers in business, anyway...

  70. Rights by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

    its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision

    Heaven forbid we have things that "shock and offend". Martin Luther King Jr shocked and offended many people when he spoke out for civil rights, Rosa Park shocked and offended many people when she didn't give up her seat, Patrick Henry shocked and offended many people when he shouted "give me liberty or give me death" and yet we still call those people "heroes"

    The fact is, shocking and offending people should be a right because without it, our nation would not exist.

    You have no right to not be offended, the right to offend, however, is paramount.

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  71. What about the funnies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So wouldn't about fifteen billion cartoon strips from the papers then be indecent too? Fucktards.

  72. Asterisks are offensive... by Nick+Fel · · Score: 1

    ...to my intelligence. Blanking out cusses is pointless, because we decode them on the fly. Who looks at f*** and doesn't read fuck? Either don't swear at all or do it fucking properly.

    1. Re:Asterisks are offensive... by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      You can decode them on the fly, but G-d can't.

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  73. Shitfuck by spuke4000 · · Score: 1
    The most recent tweet on Shit my dad says is:

    "They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they're just words...Fine. Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point."

    Seems appropriate.

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  74. Meeting Transcript by RevWaldo · · Score: 3, Funny

    CBS President: So let me get this straight - you're condemning the show for having "$#*!" in the title?
    Head of PTC: Absolutely. It's clearly indecent!
    CBS: And you've sent press releases to every news organization and major blog across the country affirming that this is your position?
    PTC. That's right. And what are you going to do about it?
    CBS: (stifles a giggle) What am I going to do? Cartwheels all the way back to the office!

    .

  75. Dollar Pound Star Bang? by toxonix · · Score: 1

    $#*! is not a valid regular expression. And are there really an infinite number of possibilities? There are people out there who think that if enough people meditate, world peace will happen. So, not surprisingly there are people who think that if too many f-bombs are dropped the planet will explode.

    1. Re:Dollar Pound Star Bang? by fishexe · · Score: 1

      So, not surprisingly there are people who think that if too many f-bombs are dropped the planet will explode.

      I dare you to prove that it won't.

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  76. based on a webpage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not sure if anyone has posted this yet but the show is based off a popular website of the same name. Something to consider when marketing dollars are taken into account...

  77. I somewhat agree with the PTC. However... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

    CBS is trying to be "edgy" by pulling this stunt. They could have called it "Crap My Dad Says" but instead did this because they knew it would be controversial and therefore raise awareness of the new show. Those clever CBS execs got this show mentioned on Slashdot.

    The PTC is right that everyone knows what "$#.!" really means because of the "... My Dad Says" at the end. Sure it appears harmless, but I don't think it sends the right message to children who are too young for the show in the first place. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the show existing on regular television. However, knowing how CBS operates this show will be promo'd during "family friendly" shows via those damn "pop ups" and 15 second commercials.

    What if CBS made a show called "The @#&^%#$ of Harlem"? Wouldn't the PTC be right to protest such a title for a show? It doesn't explicitly say the word, but I bet you know what it may mean. It could mean "The Princes of Harlem", but they would be counting on people interpreting it as something controversial (and racially offensive).

    In the end, this will probably bite CBS in the ass. The show will suck (most do) and the advertisers won't like the negative attention the group can organize toward their brands.

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    1. Re:I somewhat agree with the PTC. However... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I wish I had some mod points to give you, your analysis is spot on.

      To the clueless unwashed masses defending the network and jumping on its critics, get real: you all know perfectly well what they meant by it, and if you think "Fuck my dad" is OK, I'm glad I have a better relationship with my father than you have with yours and my kids have a better relationship with me than yours do with you. Sheesh.

    2. Re:I somewhat agree with the PTC. However... by PPH · · Score: 1

      I don't think it sends the right message to children who are too young for the show in the first place.

      If they're too young for the show, odds are they are too young to understand $#.!.

      Personally, I worry about all the censorship. What with all the stuff being beeped out, I'm afraid that my kids will be emotionally scarred every time they hear a computer turning on.

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    3. Re:I somewhat agree with the PTC. However... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... except that's not the title. Oops, sounds like you're the one with the daddy issues...

    4. Re:I somewhat agree with the PTC. However... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Personally, I worry about all the censorship.

      Bleeping curse words is not censorship. Preventing a documentary that questions current government policy is censorship.

      If you don't like the beeps... There's always cable.

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    5. Re:I somewhat agree with the PTC. However... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      One more thing...

      If they're too young for the show, odds are they are too young to understand $#.!.

      The majority of us went to school when we were young, and we KNOW we learned curse words during recess.

      There is a huge difference between knowing what $#.! means, and thinking that since it's on television, it's socially accepted language.

      What do parents know? They're old and television opens my eyes to the way it really is...

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    6. Re:I somewhat agree with the PTC. However... by PPH · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference between knowing what $#.! means, and thinking that since it's on television, it's socially accepted language.

      Television isn't a parent. If kids don't understand that not everything that's on the tube is appropriate, then they shouldn't be watching. Forget the violence in 24 or the double entendre in Two and a Half Men. Kids need to develop some critical thinking skills before they sit down to watch the ads between the Saturday morning cartoons.

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    7. Re:I somewhat agree with the PTC. However... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand.

      I didn't say television is parent, but it is a source of peer pressure. How many times has a parent used the cliche "If everybody jumped off of a bridge, would you?" yet the child winds up going behind the parents back so that he can "fit in" at school, the mall, and everywhere else a parent isn't at.

      Hence the sarcastic remark:

      What do parents know? They're old and television opens my eyes to the way it really is...

      I'm not condoning being an over bearing parent (I'm not). But I do believe broadcasters are obligated to the guidelines that the community establishes and this includes material that is deemed appropriate for broadcast television.

      Besides your kid can mostly read books (mine did) and still be influenced by what's on TV by talking to the other kids. You don't actually believe those trendy slang words materialize out of thin air do you?

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  78. All of my shell scripts are indecent ? by parallel_prankster · · Score: 1

    They have a lot of swear words in them They begin with a #!

  79. This is America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you all bloody idiots should fucking learn from our superior civilization and do all just like us!

  80. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by irreverant · · Score: 1

    I agree with you; it seems that this individual needs to get off *her* ivory tower and realize the Victorian age was as morally contrived. They had their *dirty* little secrets. I said *her* because of the association that girls are held to a higher pedigree. Anyways, back to my tangent - shit was actually an acronym for Store High In Transport. S.H.I.T, words will always change, from the proper to the colloquial. People like this that cry and preach the loudest..... for the children; are always the first culpable of the sin.

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  81. If $#*! is offensive by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    then they should use the ACTUAL letters. SHITAKE only without the extra 3 letters that time time and mushroom spores add.

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    1. Re:If $#*! is offensive by DryGrian · · Score: 1

      L. edodes is commonly referred to as 'shiitake', in which the first syllable is pronounced differently. I wonder what the PTC has to say about that.

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  82. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

    Freedoms, such as the right of free speech, should never be put to a vote or otherwise abridged.

    If you don't like it, don't watch it. You have no right to say what people can and can't say.

    If it doesn't harm anyone, it should be perfectly legal. The government is only here to protect us against fraud and force, things that actually harm people, not a "swear" word. Oh how terrible is it that I hear an Anglo-Saxon word meaning feces when the latin word meaning the same thing feces is said without anybody really caring.

    The government exists to protect us from harm, please tell me how swear words "harm" us in any way.

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  83. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by NiceGeek · · Score: 1

    "I tell girls that boys will drag them as far down in the gutter as they will allow."

    and somehow "christians" have the unmitigated gall to say that they're morally superior to Muslims.

    Sounds like they're cut from the same cloth to me.

  84. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by digitig · · Score: 1

    I used to teach Sunday School, when I still believed enough of it for them to let me. Fortunately, the church I did it in didn't require me to confuse religion with blinkered social conservatism, so I got away with it.

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  85. "#2 My Dad Says" by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

    Does this pass the smell test?

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  86. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

    Except that anyone who has been around kids realizes that giving a child what it wants whenever it decides to throw a fit is only setting themselves up for a child that constantly throws fits. These interest groups are no different.

    The FCC rolls over whenever they throw a big stink over something that offends them, so they throw fits all the time with the expectation that they will always get what they want. And it works.

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  87. Censorship in any light by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    If a small group of people really really cares about something, and the rest of us don't care too much, it's basic social wisdom to compromise in favor of the people who really do care.

    I am offended by the material that FOX news spews out, but I always thought that as part of a free society that they had a right to express their view of things. Were I to complain about their content and organize people to bury the FCC in letters, I would be censoring them and denying their freedom of speech. Unlike the socially conservative right, I do not infringe on other's rights to express themselves when I don't like what they have to say. I want to see swearing on TV. I want Kevin Smith writing shows. I want to see George Carlin's old shows run on TV.

    Your 'social wisdom' is simply caving to a small minority of vocal bullies that want to control what others see and do.

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    1. Re:Censorship in any light by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Your 'social wisdom' is simply caving to a small minority of vocal bullies that want to control what others see and do.

      Social wisdom is exactly that, balancing out the desire of various people and groups. You call them bullies because you don't agree with them, but other people do agree with them. You say they are wrong, they say you are wrong. Who can be the ultimate judge of what is right and what is wrong? There is no way, so the best we can do is balance that out. Sometimes it sucks, but no one ever said that living with other people is easy.

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  88. Heavy D by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1

    is ahead of this as usual.

  89. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by Znork · · Score: 1

    it's basic social wisdom to compromise in favor of the people who really do care.

    Not when they are actively seeking out the object of their ire. In such cases they basically cannot be constructively compromised with as accommodating them will only result in them seeking out more material to be offended at and widening their criteria for offensiveness. As this case illustrates.

    The correct way to deal with such people is to offer them counselling so they can get help with their actual problem and perhaps cease their offence addiction.

  90. Frak is back! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      What I find really frakking funny about "frak" is that there are people who have never even seen the show using it as an expletive. I first remember hearing it outside the context of BSG sometime in the late 80s; then it seemed to die out for a while but it's back and seems even more common now.

      Languages change, indeed...

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    1. Re: Frak is back! by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      What I find really frakking funny about "frak" [...]

      Um, yeah, we used that briefly in grade school in the early 1980s (late 70s?), and our teachers made us stop.

      Kids these days, they don't know how good they've got it.

      Uphill both ways, I tell you; now get off my lawn!

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    2. Re: Frak is back! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        I was a major fan of the tv series when it was on, but lived in a farm town, there were maybe three, four fans in the whole town, if that. Needless to say the word wasn't in common usage there ;-)
        I started hearing it from "outsiders" in college...

        Nostalgia :-)

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  91. Your perspecitve is fucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    However, the shows you mentioned portray murder and rape as "bad things", while "shit my dad says" glorifies it. There is a difference. They're retarded to try to protect their warped view of American culture, but so are the asshats who hate me for using the word "retarded"

  92. Mind games by MattHaffner · · Score: 1

    It's all in your mind anyway. Get over it.

    Here, watch some Sesame Street that is surely safe for you and your kids...

  93. Pointless publicity for a pointless group by Jahf · · Score: 1

    The "PTC" is simply trying to get publicity for their beliefs. If the OP thinks their point is ridiculous (as do I), then sadly he just gave them exactly what they wanted. Better to just ignore them and move on, otherwise they're just going to feel empowered and possibly start getting the attention of people who think this is worth-while.

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  94. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by MMC+Monster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have a very close female friend who's out of sorts because she's always been told that her being sexually adventurous is bad, and that she shouldn't like sex. It tears her up inside, and she feels that she needs to hide that side of her from her friends and family. She feels that since she likes sex, she should feel like a whore.

    It's assholes like you that did that to her. She's broken inside, and hell if I know if it's fixable.

    Fuck society.

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  95. Bad words defined by tepples · · Score: 1
    As I understand it, "bad words" are words that 1. in at least one common meaning explicitly denote sex acts, urine, feces, or body parts associated therewith, and 2. are not part of the accepted medical, legal, or toilet training vocabulary.

    Should the word "stuff" be illegal?

    No, because "stuff" meaning "to fill [an orifice] with a penis" is not a common meaning.

    Should the very word "intercourse" be illegal, as it has exactly the same meaning as "fuck"?

    No, because "intercourse" is a medical term.

    Should it be illegal to say "a child without a father", since it is synonymous with "bastard"?

    No, because "child without a father" is accepted legal language, as is "child born out of wedlock".

    1. Re:Bad words defined by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh yeah?

      Why is 'crap' not a bad word, then? Please explain the distinction between 'shit' and 'crap' for all of us. Likewise, the distinction between 'whiz', 'piss', and 'pee'.

      And what the hell does toilet training have to do with anything? You're just trying to exclude 'childish' words like 'poop', but that's a rather idiotic slang distinction and doesn't have much to do with anything.

      Likewise, the word 'sex', itself, is fairly new slang. The first recorded instance of it referring to intercourse is barely 80 years old, before that, it referred entirely to the distinction between male and female. It's from 'sexual intercourse', which actually meant 'intercourse with the parts of the body that differ between men and women'. Which poses some interesting etymological issues when speaking of 'gay sex', as that would be the opposite of sex, but whatever.

      And yet nowadays we have judges talking about 'sex acts' and whatnot. (Which would technically mean 'acts that differ between the sex'.) Language changes. Slang changes to language, languages becomes outdated. Words become offensive, or acceptable.

      And you really need to just accept that we just made up the damn distinctions. There seems to be a medical and legal exception, in that no matter what the word is, no one can actually complain if you're using those terms in that sense, but the rest of the distinction, the entire

      Incidentally, bastard is a legal term. It's not used that often in the modern era because a) not a lot of law rely anymore on whether or not someone is born in wedlock (Inheritance law based on that actually was ruled unconstitutional in the US.), and b) it is gender specific. However, it is still a legal term, especially in places that do hereditary titles. (And note that's the least offensive term..the other term is, believe it or not, 'whoreson'.)

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    2. Re:Bad words defined by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Why is 'crap' not a bad word, then? Please explain the distinction between 'shit' and 'crap' for all of us.

      My recollection is that "crap" used to be just as bad as the rest of them, but then somehow suddenly it wasn't. This change occurred sometime around 1997 or so, and nobody seems to know why.

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  96. I suggest a name change by mangu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just call the show "2 Girls 1 Cup". No one could say that name is indecent.

    1. Re:I suggest a name change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    2. Re:I suggest a name change by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Look you son of a bitch... we are almost over 2 Girls 1 Cup.

      What you are doing is like pulling stitches on a wound that just almost healed.

      At some point we need to forget about that horrific, unbelievable, eye-gouging tragedy that was 2 Girls 1 Cup.

      Oh God... It's starting to play in my head again... No... Don't... Please Stop..... OMG...

      What you have done is only create more victims!!!

      Anybody reading this, run away from the monitor!!!

      Don't let your curiosity burn your eyeballs out of your head like melted marshmallows!

      It's too late for us, but you can escape!

    3. Re:I suggest a name change by steveb3210 · · Score: 1

      Look you son of a bitch... we are almost over 2 Girls 1 Cup.

      obligatory xkcd blah blah blah http://xkcd.com/467/

    4. Re:I suggest a name change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Just the content.

  97. Then Perl... by nicodoggie · · Score: 1

    ...really must be Devil spawn!!

  98. that's easy by Punto · · Score: 1

    just call it "Shat my dad says".

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  99. Should have geeked it out by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    And made the title "53484954 My Dad Says"

    1. Re:Should have geeked it out by omnichad · · Score: 1

      So that's ASCII...but half hex and half decimal? That's not geek, that's confusing!

  100. Some people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just need to grow up. In America a company can (or should be able to, as was the framers of our country visioned, respecting the rights of man) do whatever it wants. If what it sells is deemed indecent by the people, then that company will go belly up (unless they get bailed out and propped up). Moral of the stry, CBS can do wahtever the fuck they want, and if you don't like it don't watch that show, or the network at all. Problem solved.

    Captcha: Tolerant - The liberal bible-thumping pansies are anything but tolerant

  101. Twitter was first by spiffydudex · · Score: 1

    Been following this one for a year or two now.

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    I hate rehashed shit. Way to go CBS, way to not be original....

    1. Re:Twitter was first by drpimp · · Score: 1

      Mod up, I have been following for close to that long as well. It's good S#*!

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  102. well then by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    With all due respect, the 'Decency Groups' can eat my $#*!.

  103. Beaker will set them Straight by sabre86 · · Score: 1

    Beloved Muppet Beaker has provided a well stated response to the school board.

    You tell 'em Beaker!

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  104. I won't say "shit" by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    But this DOES sound like a load of carp!

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  105. ___ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be fair, it's not the bleeped out expletive that's offensive; but the context. The show title is clearly showing an extremely hostile view of the show's father, and phrased generically. Show titles are not just something that shows up once in a show. They're what everyone knows the show as, and get reprinted continually. Would a show called "All women are $*&^$" get air time? Or "@#&^$ those (&^$^ black (*&*&(ers"? I think not.

  106. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The (in)decency group should practice the free will God granted them and cease the sin of passing judgement.

    The plan is to control the fucking message. See TX textbook shit.

  107. PTC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what that stands for? Oh, sure, they SAY it stands for "Parents Television Council", but we all know what it REALLY means.

  108. Not a surprise. by MWoody · · Score: 1

    After years of reading what passes for writing on blogs and forums, I'm not at all surprised to discover that the public actually finds punctuation offensive.

  109. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dude, you should be old enough to not write that kind of garbage. Seriously, look what you wrote:

    accommodating them will only result in them seeking out more material to be offended at and widening their criteria for offensiveness.

    Do you not understand that this is how everyone acts after a compromise? If not, you have utterly failed to understand how politics works. Abortion advocates and opponents both fight to push the law their way. They are not happy with the compromise that was achieved by Roe VS Wade. Neither side is. They will continue to push until things are the way they want.

    It is that way with everything. Did free silver advocates stop when the silver buyback program was announced? No, the kept pushing for 16:1 for the next 50 years. Did the proponents of single-payer healthcare rest after medicare was announced? No, they kept pushing, as did their opponents. Find any issue that is controversial, and you will find that people keep pushing. Are you going to offer counseling to all of them? Because that will end up giving counseling to pretty much everyone, including you, who are pushing for your own personal viewpoint, and have essentially declared yourself as not willing to compromise.

    On second thought, maybe it would help if everyone got counseling.

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  110. By the same logic... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > By this logic Qbert was the filthiest game ever made.

    By the same logic, Winnie the Pooh was the filthiest children's book ever. "Oh bother."

    Parenthetically, why "republicans" in the tags? According to the PTC website, the filthiest network is Fox. Which side is supposed to be republican? Just wonderin'.

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  111. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where the person is wrong is that sex somehow deserves to be in the gutter.

    And yet, you are speaking of a relationship "degrading" to sex from the supposedly ideal "platonic". How is that cognitive dissonance working out lately?

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  112. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The idea that you teach in a religious school is frightening. You do realize that your lesson, as you described it, to those girls was in actuality:
    1. Boys are inherently evil
    2. Boys should be expected to try to make you evil too.
    3. Girls are not inherently evil, but "catch" their evil from boys.
    4. Girls should tolerate evil in order to interact with boys, but only up to their "tolerance" level.

    ugh. Thanks for spreading your sick worldview and corrupting young minds.
    If that isn't what you actually communicated to those children, then you were highly ineffective in communicating that in your post. Ineffective to such a degree that I would challenge your qualifications to "teach" much of anything.

    Frankly, I don't care one way or the other about CBS or the use of language. Cursing is offensive only in that it is language intended to harm the reciever. For those who cry "it's just words", I counter that you are incredibly ignorant.

    Words are a form of communication. Cursing, in earnest, at another person is an attempt to inflict emotional harm using verbal abuse. It is not appropriate to use it in jest, but people often do inappropriate things. I will not stand for someone else attempting to injure myself or my family, or innocent people for that matter, either emotionally or physically. So....beware who you curse at. Curse at me or at a child near me, and you will probably get a firm warning from me. Do it again and you are very likely to get a punch in the face, even if you think its harmless or funny.

    Same as if you were yelling at some small child that they were fat, stupid, ugly, dirty, etc. I'm willing to stand in front of a jury for that...again.

  113. They have a point by shimage · · Score: 1

    I know I am in the minority in this, but it's not like we don't know what it stands for. (Or well, maybe we don't? I thought it was "shit" but I see a lot of "fucks" in the comments.) Personally, I don't really care if my kids cuss since I did a lot of that as a kid myself. However, I don't see the point in half-censorship. Pretending like $#*! isn't "shit" and @$$ isn't "ass" is just nonsense, so just say SHIT or FUCK or whatever cuss word you want or omit it entirely. (Ditto for s*** and f***.) Now, if you can't say these things on TV, then why allow the bullshit pussy semi-censored versions? It's not like we aren't all automatically doing the transliteration in our heads. I remember swear words getting edited out of movies showing on TV when I was a young child, and even at that age it was always pretty obvious what the original line was. It is inconsistent to allow one but not the other. Again, I am on the they-should-just-allow-cussing side of that argument, but it is a different (though related) argument.

  114. perldoc perlvar says... by themightythor · · Score: 1

    ... that that's the variable for determining what the comment character is. perl... is there anything you can't do? ;)

  115. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They have no less right to be listened to than you do. That's why we have processes and judges set up to figure out what will eventually end up happening. If you want to change things, go through the processes, just like they do. As someone around here commonly says, soapbox, ballotbox, ammo box. But the ammo box is only necessary when someone hijacks the process.

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  116. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Itninja · · Score: 0, Troll

    You understand very little of sexual biology and how it motivates the sexes. There are, of course, the atypical genetic anomalies. However they represent roughly >1% of any mammalian population. The vast majority of male mammals (human or not) have sexual impulses so strong during adolescents that rational thought becomes secondary. For females, it's a strong maternal instinct which is manifested post-adolescent. It's not myth; it's undergradualte-level biology.

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  117. BDSSP! by singingjim1 · · Score: 1

    When FOX first aired The Best Damn Sports Show Period! It was such a big deal. The word damn used to be lumped in with shit and fuck as too obscene for TV. Now I hear "shit" on regular TV shows after 10 pm. We all hear the word every day in our daily lives and in just about every movie we watch that isn't G rated. I just have to laugh when these groups feel it necessary to think for the rest of us when they shouldn't be allowed to think for themselves.

  118. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Freedoms, such as the right of free speech, should never be put to a vote or otherwise abridged.

    This is a naive view. If you feel that freedom of speech should never be abridged, take it up with the supreme court, who disagrees with you.

    Essentially you have the right to say whatever you want, but not wherever you want. And that makes sense.

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  119. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by dkh2 · · Score: 1

    I know there were a couple of girls in my school who were devious and sexually adventurous and there were no boys involved.

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  120. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I teach driver's ed, (and haven't taught anything else).
    I tell boys that girls will push them as far down into the gutter as they will allow.
    Its up to the boy to show disapproval of the girl's chaotic driving when they have reached their tolerance level.

    CBS is attempting to extort fanatics that will provide the show with free media attention. Kudos for helping them on their endeavor.

    For me, I do not download everything illegally, I support software development and those shows I feel that it is warranted. I can endure a few ads for that matter!
    This self-censorship is to me appalling, hell my grandmother even calls it ludicrous and she is Catholic!

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  121. Yeah, no by gaderael · · Score: 1

    The only group here showing contempt for the family and the public is the Parents Television Council.

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  122. The PTC is a bunch of idiots by Montezumaa · · Score: 1

    The PTC has been trying to make themselves relevant for some time now. They are more worried about making headline, rather than doing some good in the world. It is not like CBS is actually implying that people should engage in sexual intercourse/sodomy with their own fathers.

    My girlfriend is approaching deaf and we watch TV and movie with Closed Caption enabled. When certain words on certain channels, such as "shit, fuck, damn, ass, asshole, goddamn", etc are used by the actors, we usually see "s---, f---, d---, a--, a------, g------", etc. Where is this crazy group's feigned outrage on that?

  123. More Wisdom by bmo · · Score: 1

    Wisdom for CBS:

    "Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."
    5:03 PM Apr 26th via ShitMyDadSays.com

  124. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $#*! - ok, obviously this is obscene - can't you people see this?
    Simply put these 4 symbols are saying:
    "For money, POUND the "Star"(fish)" with an exclamation point for emphasis. Promoting anal sex for money on the public airwaves is obviuosly indecent. Frankly, I'm shocked this made it past the CBS censors. Thank god some do-gooder group alerted the world to this!

  125. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    So you're OK with risking our rears on the highway by speeding AND you're also trying to raise our kids for us. Lovely.

    Let me guess.... you're composed solely of vinegar and water.

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  126. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cursing is using specific language in an attempt to harm the receiver. If the receiver was not taught that those words were "bad", they would lose most of their power to harm. How do people learn that words are "bad"? Because people censor them when they use them.

  127. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by corbettw · · Score: 1

    I tell girls that boys will drag them as far down in the gutter as they will allow.
    Its up to the girl to thank them when they're done and then go make a sammich.

    FTFY.

    Oh I'm sorry, was that incredibly sexist? I thought you wouldn't mind since yours was just as bad.

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  128. Shitfuck by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

    According to Google image searches ... it's not only a word ... but an activity as well!

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  129. Swear words are weapons of the intelligent by $criptah · · Score: 1

    I forgot which Russian author stated this, but I can see how the statement "swear words are weapons of the intelligent as opposed to sticks and stones of the masses" can be true. And if you do not dilute your language with "fucks" and "shits" (like college students and drunken sailors do), then swearing will underline your emotions. Unfortunately too many people do not realize it and instead of teaching their kids how to swear properly, they demand censorship of TV and radio programming. As a result we raise mindless generations who will overuse swear words which in its turn will prompt more parents to ask for censorship. I guess this is done by the same people who have not read anything outside their high school English curriculum...

  130. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Gavrielkay · · Score: 1

    First, I agree with the other replies that you are poisoning young girls minds. By setting those expectations, you are almost giving boys a free pass to act that way as well. Did you consider that? Second, CBS isn't trying to do anything. It's the title of a book/twitter account. CBS is merely repeating it, and they shouldn't have to censor it at all. Words have only the power you give them, and profanity simply should not be given this much power. Saying "shit" only has shock value if you allow yourself to be shocked.

  131. Ban Non-Alphanumeric Characters in Sit-Com Titles by tenzig_112 · · Score: 1

    What is this world coming to? I remember a time when all the words in a TV show's title were spelled with legitimate, God-fearing letters. I blame the Internet with its overtly sexual use of the @ symbol, which my grandson tells me has something to do with sodomy. My word! Millions of email addresses, all of them carrying a subliminal advertisement for taboo intercourse!

  132. The solution is to begin banning all curses- by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

    Let us begin with these-
    http://www.indopedia.org/index.php?title=List_of_fictional_curse_words

    Everytime I hear one of them I run to the nearest child and cover their little child ears. It is only then that I feel I'm helping society in any meaningful way.

  133. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

    No, I don't agree with the supreme court (and really, unelected judges as a whole) on a lot of issues.

    And no, it doesn't make sense. So long as it isn't harming others (like yelling fire in a crowded theater, or libel) it should be allowed.

    I fail to see how any swear word I can think of can be harming others.

    Unless there is someone who dies if they see: ass bitch fuck shit cunt arse shite bloody damn hell or any other "swear" word.

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  134. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

    "Drag them as far down in the gutter as they will allow" implies a HELL of a lot more than sex, and is extreme enough of a comment to be teaching children that, NO, I don't think the parent was quick to judge at all. Not to mention the fact the the GP made the statement in a non-sexual context, making your "need to procreate" argument completely irrelevant to begin with.

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  135. Gotta love "decency" groups by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Turns out they're all run by closeted gays.... Let's do some TV shows about that... See if that doesn't shut 'em up for half a second.

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  136. A time and place for everything. by vitruvian · · Score: 1

    Fuck CBS. They knew the rules before they decided to air this show. The source material has a near constant barrage of words that have been off-limits to CBS since the inception of the network. IMO this gives the show zero chance to be as funny as the twitter. That old guy is hilarious. Shatner would probably be great in the role. But let's face it, an integral part of what makes shitmydadsays funny is the language that he uses. Do it right, put it on HBO....and get off my lawn. I have no opinion about the decency fuckheads.

  137. Q*bert by fishexe · · Score: 1

    By this logic Qbert was the filthiest game ever made.

    Q*bert was the filthiest game ever made. Just look at the appendage on that guy. I think you and I both can imagine what that thing was made for.

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  138. Lunatic Fringe by Trip6 · · Score: 1

    Only the lunatic fringe right cares about this. They make a lot of noise so they continue to be funded by the conservative lunatics. The sad part is that they get equal airtime.

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  139. Well... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    ... at least they didn't decide to go with a pictogram showing a photo of a freshly pinched-off and steaming turd as part of the title.

    Perhaps CBS's mistake was not starting with something much more vulgar like that and then bartering down to $#*!.

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  140. Qbert by sjonke · · Score: 1

    The game is not filthy. However, what I tended to say while playing it was.

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  141. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations on trying to brainwash the next generation with your fake beliefs.

  142. It's even on my keyboard! by dickens · · Score: 1

    It says right here !@$%^&*() ! !

    As the author of an acceptable use policy for dozens of employees I feel a sudden urge to hire more lawyers.

  143. pull a Dan Savage on them by smoothnorman · · Score: 1

    Dan Savage (gay sex columnist) has managed to more-or-less successfully associate a name of some target prig with an act/thing with which that prig would be publicly horrified to be associated. For example: santorum So to make mention of PTC ("Parents Television Council") should now refer to some indecent act involving shit: "oh man, he's probably into PTC or somesuch shit"

  144. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by fermion · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Though most people have taken this negatively, I believe they are taking this out of context. All children do need to understand that the world is not going to protect them, and some will do negative things to get a thrill. Guys will try to seduce girls and then sell them to their friends. Older guys will try to get younger guys to fight, then sell tickets. Having a moral compass so that one can judge if fighting or having sex for money is appropriate is an important thing.

    As far as CBS is concerned, making money from shock is the status quo. Why else would Fox promote clearly mentally ill Glen Beck so we can laugh at him like a carnival attraction. I think we can trace that back all the way to Lucy being married to the Cuban.

    Of course, if you like a program and only watch downloading, then one can't really expect the programming to stay, unless we do eventually live in a socialist country in which the government steals money from us to produce the shows the liberal elite wants.

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  145. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    And no, it doesn't make sense. So long as it isn't harming others (like yelling fire in a crowded theater, or libel) it should be allowed.

    I guess you disagree with public nuisance laws, too. I'm glad most people disagree with you, then, because I don't like being harassed by annoying people on the street who don't make any sense. They have other ways to communicate with people who might want to hear them, they don't need to be annoying.

    As for TV, I have no opinion on the issue since I don't watch it.

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  146. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by NiteShaed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A little quick to judge? How about some basic biology. Males are wired for sex and females are wired to be selective about sex. Its not opinion, it is biology. Some males may show constraint, but they are fighting nature. If biology is allowed to take its course males will always try to go all the way and females will have to put on the breaks unless they like the traits of the male; in which case the female is just as likely to attempt to procreate and all bets are off.

    That's a nice, clinical description, which in the real world falls apart pretty quickly. Plenty of guys go out, spend the night flirting and have no intention of actually trying to have sex with anyone, and I've seen plenty of girls at my local bar who are looking to get laid and leave with a different guy every weekend. Those girls aren't poor innocent waifs who have been taken advantage of, they're adults who choose to have sex when they want to. There's also nothing wrong with what they're doing. Women are just as grown-up and competent as men when it comes to sex, and are perfectly capable of deciding whether they want to sleep with someone or not.

    So if someone is educating their daughters to be wary of boys because "boys will drag them as far down in the gutter as they will allow" they are correct; eventually the relationship will become non-platonic and if allowed will degrade to sex.

    No they are not correct. Is it okay make them aware that some guys will lie and do what it takes to get them into bed? Sure. Is it okay to teach them that guys only want one thing, and it's in their pants? No, it is not. That's how you create a girl with problems with self confidence, and trust issues.
    I have plenty of friends who are women, and there's absolutely nothing sexual about our relationships. They don't have to play gatekeeper to my uncontrollable desires, and I don't have to worry about them innocently falling prey to my sneaky male charms. That's the real world for ya, we really are more than just a collection of base instincts.

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  147. Microsoft kin by markowen58 · · Score: 1

    by similar logic Microsoft have themselves a contraction of the word fucking and called their phone it.

    'kin hilarious if you ask me...

  148. If TV were like the internet by mmalove · · Score: 1

    If TV were more like the internet, you could just choose the content right for you without a fucking committee..

    Oh, wait.

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  149. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I teach sunday school, (and have taught 9th grade also).
    I tell girls that boys will drag them as far down in the gutter as they will allow."

    YOU are poisoning young impressionable minds with your own ignorant prejudices.

    It's a good thing most smart people know better than to allow twerps like you to
    plant bullshit in the minds of their impressionable children.

  150. Thanks for the new word. by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    Apparently, "Pharisaical" is on average only used twice in a sample of every 100 million words, which is probably why I had to look it up.

  151. Well, fork them up the ice hole. by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

    Fork them. Those mother forkers have no forking idea about what the fork they are talking about. Any forking word can be used as an expletive, and if they can't forking take it, then they should forking close their eyes or move to a forking cave. Mother forking ice holes like them deserved to be forked with a rusty spoon up their bible.

    Fork this.

  152. I hate hate mongering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get so tired of these moral hate mongers trying to control what happens in the rest of the country, we already have corrupt politicians for that. Let them ban it in their own little corner of the world, STFU, and leave the rest of us alone.

  153. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    roughly >1%? So, roughly 1-100%? Can you get any less precise? Anyway, it may represent only 1% of mammalian population, but humans are better able to overcome our instincts than other mammals, so I'm sure you'll find that the number you pulled out of your ass will be much higher when applied to humans.

  154. The &#@ they say by rssrss · · Score: 1

    I thing that $#*! is perfectly acceptable in polite society, %&@# on the other hand.

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  155. Americans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Americans(the USof variety) are becoming quite indecent, can the rest of the world vote on banning YOU?

  156. "$#*!" just goes to show . . . by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    . . . that such an advanced society as ours is saddled with a small set of practically ancient expressions to express our contemporary feelings. Words that rhyme with duck and sit and hunt and tips for such profoundly emotional moments such as when the IRS sends an audit notice or your ex-wife publishes You Tube video of her and your former best friend copulating while she moans "finally a real piece of meat" or when your boss informs you that your job has moved to India and left you here alone. These "lifetime memories" deserve something more than the same short guttural epitaphs used by 19th Century cattlemen or, even worse, "$#*!" that cannot even be pronounced. After all, we are in the Third Millennium, the age of Urban Dictionary and Wiktionary. Let's try to come up with something more original and certainly more profane than "$#*!"

  157. Balls out, as they say. by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    When they said it, though, they didn't have testicles in mind: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=balls+out Steam power, all the way!

  158. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by logjon · · Score: 1

    Successful troll is successful.

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    Only fools would take it as fact.
  159. OB by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Nothing new. There was outrage when a 1960s kid's program said Oh sod it! the fucking thing's stuck again.

    With notes on a trombone.

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  160. CBS Should Thank them for the free publicity by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

    $&%*!!! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!3

  161. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Itninja · · Score: 1
    Oops...symbol went the wrong way. Meant to type humans are better able to overcome our instincts than other mammals

    Of course they are; that's a benefit of a more advance brain. Except, as I said, during adolescents. That's when sexual urges are the strongest (for males). During that time, even the noble human male is likely to make very irrational choices based on little more than even marginal sexual stimulation. Read (or write) a few research papers one the subject and you will doubtless come to the same conclusion.

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  162. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've taught Sunday school as well. Not sure I agree about the whole boys dragging girls down thing when I've witnessed plenty in the opposite direction. Boys and girls are both perfectly capable of being depraved. Hence the reason we need a Savior. I would say that I agree that the title is designed to be shocking and is fairly inane and senseless, and self censorship is the only way to fly. Let their ratings tank, and they can rethink their strategy. I thought they'd already learned this lesson once.

  163. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is amusing considering how much trouble women have gotten me into.
    Lets do a quickly look at just my life:
    I've been thrown in jail because of a girl (FYI - no physical harm or threats were ever leveled at her).
    I've had to push back my thesis defense because of a girl.
    I've had to explain why I can't be the father of a child when I never had sex with the mother.
    I've had to seek counseling for mental abuse caused by multiple women.
    I've had to smooth out a friendship when a girl tried to destroy it.
    I've been used to make other men jealous.
    I've been used as a human dildo.
    I've been lied to about why they don't want to be around me anymore.
    I've had to argue why men are just as capable as women in anything that doesn't involve giving birth (and maybe manipulation).
    I've had to physical fight off the attention of a girl I wasn't interested.
    I've been laughed at, mocked and shunned by more girls then I care to think about.

    The worst thing I've ever had to deal with from men is physical violence and some mocking. So I strongly suggest getting off your high horse and start living in the real word were if you want to see the worst side of humanity you look at women, not men. I know when ever I get the opportunity to explain the facts of life it goes like this:
    1)women are evil
    2)men are dumb
    3)get over it.

  164. Obey and change that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest change from "$#*! my dad says" to "PTC* my dad says".

    * Parents Television Council

  165. The National Parents Council by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 1

    can go get f#@ked as far as I'm concerned.The attempt at censoring everyone's speech is patently obscene.Piss off,NPC and you can kiss my red hairy A$$

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  166. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Bobakitoo · · Score: 0

    Peoples that did that to her are called moralfags. The "fag" suffix is to add a little pejorative twist.
    Spread the word, let them know how you feel. Once they finaly understand they are a minority and the world has moved on since 1900, they will shut the fuck up and stop causing harms to others.

  167. Just rename the show. by phyrexianshaw.ca · · Score: 1

    something like: U2hpdCBNeSBEYWQgU2F5cw== see how long it takes for groups to figure it out.

  168. Prime Time sucks anymore by scottwilkins · · Score: 0

    With a 9 year old in my house, we simply do not watch Prime Time TV any more. Even if the show might be OK, the commercials are NOT! TV sucks anymore.

  169. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

    Because the first is relating culturally; i.e. degrading. The second is personal opinion, I don't find it degrading, but society does.

    Ideal for me is not platonic, ideal for society is.

    And yes, I realize that women want sex more than men, however generalizing they are more picky. I do know some women who aren't picky and enjoy random sex, but out of all my female friends only two view sex that way as opposed to hundreds who don't. Of my male friends hundreds are OK with casual sex, where only the religious ones aren't.

  170. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by aaandre · · Score: 1

    I agree with your point, and am not sure about one thing:

    Shame on you for actively trying to damage these girls' outlook with regards to the other half of the population.

    My experience hints me to the possibility that cellurl believes that she is doing and saying the right thing. Because that's what was done to her, and she never questioned that belief. So now, it's "truth," along with many other implanted beliefs.

    Teaching Sunday school is all about indoctrination and conditioning. With the teachers truly believing that they are spreading light and good, with the best of intentions. Of course! This is the best way to have good people do evil, to poison children's minds, teach them self-hate, shame, obedience, fear.

    The church has been doing it for millennia, along with torturing, ethnic cleansing, corruption and killing. That's the only way it can exist.

  171. Hey you minor protectionists by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Stop protecting kids from reality and making them unable to live their own lives...

    and do yourself a favor: go to youtube and watch "child worship" by george carlin

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  172. "Deceny" groups are fun by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Trying to think of more titles that would p*** them off...

    How about ****

    No, too subtle.. how about

    Erection in Peniston and Scunthorpe with Libshitz' Shitake Mushrooms

    Which of course would be a show about construction and cooking.

  173. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by aaandre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is fixable, with therapy, lots of time and loving support from understanding friends and lovers.

    She may have to move and re-create her life somewhere else.

    Sex=shame is one of the most fucked up things invented in order to control women and take their power away.

    A sexually empowered woman is a power to behold and scares many men shitless.

  174. Where's the offense, by Murdoch5 · · Score: 0

    It's clear why it's Indecent, how is the shell script going to grab variable # and then multiple it with bang? This is clearly a case of bad programming, I'm offended to.

    Clearly this is really a case of yet another group getting mad at the fact someone had some fun with a title. Just give it a break, they can't prove what S#*! is going to mean, hell why doesn't the company just make it up, maybe it means sand. They being offended about that.

  175. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1
    CBS is the one male targeted network left. This is the very same reason guys don't watch Oprah, Desperate Housewives, Dr. Phil, etc... Notice how we just change the God Damn channel instead of complaining and sending some annoying attack group after them.

    CBS is definitely trying to make a buck from shock. Kudos for calling them on it.

    Would you rather they lose money by airing some bitch like you so holier than thou in your lame ass classroom?

    I tell girls that boys will drag them as far down in the gutter as they will allow.

    Did they get dragged down so far that they are cursed to spend the day at Burke-Williams, or take off to Hawaii, or drive around in a Mercedes, all on their husbands dime while he's off stressing at work making sure that the mortgage is paid only to die 7 years sooner on average?

  176. Fight Back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well since these guys over this "Parents Television Council" like to write letters and complain I think they should receive some calls and letters back.
    Here is their contact info:

    Mailing Address:
    707 Wilshire Boulevard #2075
    Los Angeles, CA 90017

    Phone:
    (213) 403-1300
    (800) 882-6868 (Toll-Free)

    Fax:
    (213) 403-1301

  177. Dialing fingers anyone? by NI4NI · · Score: 1

    Hmmm from TFA... To speak with a representative from the Parents Television Council, please contact Kelly Oliver (ext. 140) or Megan Franko (ext. 148) at (703) 683-5004.

  178. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Antiocheian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sex=shame is one of the most fucked up things invented in order to control women and take their power away.

    I think it has more to do with the higher responsibility women have with sex. Men can't get pregnant.

    A sexually empowered woman is a power to behold and scares many men shitless.

    A very fat woman as well. And more so in fact.

  179. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boys being more likely to make irrational choices doing adolescence (note spelling) is one thing. That's very different in saying that without the superior self control of girls that all boys will give in to their desires at any opportunity. You don't know what you're talking about. Boys with more willpower, or girls with less are not "genetic anomalies", they are well within the normal range of behavior that humans exhibit. I think YOU are the one who needs to read "a few research papers one(sic) the subject."

  180. Bigots will be bigots by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Their anti-free-speech stance is unamerican. When do we start deporting them?

  181. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

    She feels that since she likes sex, she should feel like a whore.

    And "whore" is a bad thing in your vocabulary ?

  182. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Main question comes to mind....

    Does she have a phone number??

  183. Not the same as Qbert by gorfie · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with the show's title but I do have a problem with the attempted association between the show's title and the sayings of Qbert. If I recall, Qbert merely let out a sequence of characters with no context (other than it was obvious that he was unhappy). It wasn't something like "@!#*$ snake!". Had they bleeped out the entire title I believe it would be comparable, but as it stands it is not.

  184. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you mean "promiscuous"? The truth is that some will look favorably on your friend and others will not. And since having such a history is not undoable, it is wise for her to understand both sides of reality. For example, by being "more free with her sex", she is definitely excluding *some* future men from her life. There are those who will not date nor marry someone with a promiscuous past. She should at least consider this. Maybe she already is, and hence the internal conflict.

  185. Appropriate Song for this Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  186. A Novel Idea... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    Change the fucking channel.

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  187. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    Wow, that's the hottest thing I've ever read on slashdot. She wants it, but she thinks it's bad, but she wants it? That's the plot of half the porn flicks out there. That's the kind of issue you cultivate, not fix.

  188. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Fair enough - guess that was a bit of a misunderstanding. Sorry for lashing out.

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  189. Family v@lu3$ ??! by formfeed · · Score: 1
    So, this show is about a 30yo, who thinks his 70yo dad is cool?
    And this destroys family values?

    There are plenty of families that have values, even if some censoring family-institute doesn't see this. - Unless of course, you think a family has to look like the Waltons.

  190. $#*! on Television More Like It by oakwine · · Score: 1

    In 1985 I decided television itself was $#*! and I got rid of mine. For 25 years almost I have not watched television, will not even stay in the room if there is a television running. And I am the better for it. How wonderful to be free of the torrent of advertisements for useless $#*!, the stupid programs, the newscasters who spewed nothing but bull$#*!. Ten years ago, I got rid of that noisy box known as radio. Life is much more peaceful now. Yeah, I keep a windup radio around in case there is a disaster such as nuclear war where I might receive useful information from it. Glance at the headlines on the internet, that's about it. Will not watch videos on the internet either. It is not an occasional naughty word that is bad for children. It is Mass Media that is bad for both children and adults. Cut yourself off from Mass Media for a couple of months, or at least minimize your exposure, and you will see what I mean.

  191. What a total joo joo flop situation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Belgium man!

  192. Fallacious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fail to see the fallacy in the GP's statement. Either he's right and there are 'real Christians' and (by extension) 'fake Christians' (like there are real Rolexes and fake Rolexes) or each group has a different definition of what constitutes a real Christian, in which case each group is correct based on their understanding of the definition of the word (like a Hummer driver might call a Caravan a 'fuel-efficient vehicle' but a Prius driver would not).

  193. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It amazes me how a post like this brings out streams of profanity and vindictive attitude. If anyone suggests some self-control or possibly a little civility, there is huge moral outrage as though the mere suggestion will somehow ruin everything. Most profanity/vulgarity has a negative implication. Things spoken in anger or to harm. It amazes me that so many people defend it as though it were some kind of virtue. How about a little self-control? Can you string together a sentence without inserting an irrelevant adjective? Do you people honestly believe that conversation would be unbearable sans-cursing? Personally I find it irritating that culture tends towards the mundane and vulgar. It is not mentally stimulating to listen to some idiot explain what he did over the weekend while using one rude word as an adjective, noun, and verb. Our language is dying, and people defend conversations that leave individuals wondering if they were really insulted or if it was just a joke. Everyone is devoid of consequences for their choice of words. Well guess what? You may feel you should be allowed to use every profane term, but you also have permission to exercise self-restraint, respect for others and the advanced vocabulary that sets you apart as an intelligent species. I've said my piece, now I'll leave you to continue with your IQ identifying invective.

  194. The responses here prove that $#*! is Indecent... by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    So many people are mistaking $#*! for the word "fuck", when it really is intended to stand for "shit". Given that the latter word is generally viewed as being less offensive than the former, and the punctuation stand-in for the curse word is invoking an even "worse" word than what is intended.

    Therefor, I think in order to prevent this from occurring, we should dump the $#*! and just say Shit, for the sake of the children who will think it's the wrong word.

    That's right, "Shit" for the children!

  195. Regarding the Wikipedia entry by axl917 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Wikipedia article cannot be titled properly, due to technical limitations in the wikitext;

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleep_My_Dad_Says

  196. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    I tell girls that boys will drag them as far down in the gutter as they will allow.

    I don't think kids should be taught by someone who is THAT disconnected from reality...
    You know, I want gender equality. Sexist men-hating zealots like you are one reason why we will never have that.

    stop watching "sex and the city" and get a life, by which I mean GET SOME FRIENDS!
    Not all men are sex-hungry perverted neanderthals and not all women are innocent little flower-pickers. But you have to know some ACTUAL people to understand that - not just the stereotypes in your TV shows...

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  197. Hobbit radicals by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tolkien referenced the 'two towers' long before 9/11, so he clearly knew about the plot. Any fool can plainly see that he was behind the whole thing.

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  198. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by jackpot777 · · Score: 1

    If you want to know just how the PTC takes 'freedom of speech' and twists it into something far from pure, here's a statistic for one year.

    99.8%.

    The one organization was responsible for 99.8% of all complaints received by the FCC. If you're ever interested in how that looks like as a pie chart, click on this link.

    Gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase "we've received hundreds of complaints from one or two people..."

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  199. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    My experience hints me to the possibility that cellurl believes that she is doing and saying the right thing. Because that's what was done to her, and she never questioned that belief. So now, it's "truth," along with many other implanted beliefs.

    Exactly, but just because cellurl believes she is doing the right thing doesn't mean that she is. Hitler likely believed that he was doing the right thing, too.

  200. Meekrob by BatGnat · · Score: 1

    At least they didn't say Meekrob!

  201. Read the constitution, poindexter by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    You call them bullies because you don't agree with them, but other people do agree with them. You say they are wrong, they say you are wrong. Who can be the ultimate judge of what is right and what is wrong?

    I call bullshit. We aren't speaking about their social views vs. mine, so don't give me that whishy-washy 'opinions are relative' crap. This is about respecting other people's rights to express themselves.

    I call them bullies because they try to control what others do, NOT because I disagree with the views that they support.

    They are violating the constitutionally protected freedom of speech, and that is wrong.

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    1. Re:Read the constitution, poindexter by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The constitution doesn't protect your right to say whatever you want, wherever or whenever you want. Sorry.

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    2. Re:Read the constitution, poindexter by Fareq · · Score: 1

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      I notice how this doesn't say "except when it upsets certain people" or "except when we really don't like it"

      Actually, it is stated as an absolute, with no possibility of exception, for "the greater good" or any other reason.

    3. Re:Read the constitution, poindexter by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The interpretation matters, not just the text. The constitution has set out a method for clarifying the correct interpretation, and that's with the supreme court. Strict constructionism died when Thomas Jefferson made the Louisiana purchase, when purchasing land is not a power enumerated in the constitution. You might not like it, but that's how it is. You can try debating hypothetical situations and how you want it to be, but I don't find that interesting.

      In any case, if you want to understand how the law works, try entering a suburb at 2:00AM with a bull-horn and start shouting your political propaganda for everyone to hear. Wait and see how long it takes you to get arrested. And frankly, if you do that, I prefer that you do get arrested.

      You have freedom of speech, but not at any place and time.

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  202. PTC Bah! by umask077 · · Score: 1

    So Im a parent. I have 3 kids. I don't let my 12yo son watch Southpark or Family guy. I don't need a PTC orginization to make those decisions. Maybe if they stopped going to the stupid meetings and payed attention to what their kids were watching they wouldn't have so many issues.

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    1. Re:PTC Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Standard response that, while idealistic, people don't know what's good for them, i.e. self-governance. Therefore There Ought To Be A Law(TM).

  203. Shat... by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    So, does "Shatner" then mean, "one who shats? Or "one who shattens"?

    Ba dum, ...

    Cheers,

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  204. They can pound sand. by sarysa · · Score: 1

    If CBS is smart about it, they won't even acknowledge it. All a response will do is provide the PTC momentum in the media. FOX never (or rarely) did acknowledge them, and they've taken the top spot from the historic big three U.S. networks. Most people don't care that family-friendly American Idol is on the same network as Family Guy, so I doubt this will harm CBS one bit.

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  205. Why do these people hate America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do these people hate America so much? Freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom of thought, freedom of movement, freedom of choice. Didn't they get the clue that FREEDOM is what America is based on?

  206. It has to be said... by Baloo+Uriza · · Score: 1

    Fuck your children. Today belongs to me.

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  207. The Law backs them up. by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    FCC rules actually view substitute words as the same as if you said the real word. By the regs if you can figure out what they meant its obscene. So BSG can't legally say Frak on the air. Of course with the FCC nothing exists till someone files a complaint. You could air "one guy one cup" if no one complained. Of course they might notice when 50% of the population throws away their TV the next day.

  208. Thanks God it's not #! by microbee · · Score: 1

    All my scripts are safe, you insensitive $#*!

  209. PTC campainging for blocking of CPAN by Eric+MB+Lard+MD · · Score: 1

    The perl thing is getting out of hand. The PTC is now campaiging for CPAN to be blocked at ISPs.
    CPAN is the most smut ridden site I've ever seen. It is disgusting that this filth is freely available on the web.

  210. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    What, girls can never be devious or sexually adventurous without the prodding of a boy? Are you living in 1955?

    No, but the prodding certainly helps.

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  211. The intent matters, true. by purplebear · · Score: 1

    I completely agree that turning anything into a no-no tends to make it into a big deal, however I agree with your grandfather as well. He does/did have a very good basis for his position.

    Matthew 15:18 "But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person."

    "I'm far more concerned with..." and "It's only music..." and "What's the harm in watching..." are all phrases that I have recently been covering in my Sunday school and discipleship studies recently. As Christ followers, the things you list, nudity, violence, mindless "culture", should concern us greatly, but so should the lesser things as well.

    Matthew 5:19 "Therefore whoever relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever does them and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven."
    Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things."

    I am certain my geek card will be revoked for quoting scripture on /. Oh well. It's worth loosing if so.

    1. Re:The intent matters, true. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Your religious beliefs are one thing, but you're a fucking retard if you can't manage to spell losing. So much for learned discourse.

      Also, are you any less defiled for thinking it but not saying it? In some subcultures, "motherfucker" means exactly "annoying person". Sometimes people need to be told that they are annoying. The choice of words used to express this isn't perhaps the key concern.

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  212. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

    Anyways, back to my tangent - shit was actually an acronym for Store High In Transport. S.H.I.T, words will always change, from the proper to the colloquial.

    No, sorry it wasn't
    http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp

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  213. So if it offends you by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Ignore it.

    Stupid nannys.

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  214. I saw mommy ****ing Santa Claus by Golddess · · Score: 1

    Which is why we need to do away with bleeps entirely. Leaving it up to the viewer to interpret what the bleeped word could be is far more dangerous. For instance, when you saw my subject, how did you read it? I forget where I heard it, but that was used as an example of why some words are bleeped while others aren't. But as we can clearly see from the other postings here, the current list of bleeped words is still too large, if the title of this show is being interpreted as worse than it really is.

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    1. Re:I saw mommy ****ing Santa Claus by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      While I do not agree with the entire just say it part of your post, I do think you have a point on the what people think when something is bleeped.

      Jimmy Fallon did a few random bleeps on different celeberty shows like aproah and it really seemed like they were cussing and swearing.

      Anyways, this is the closest I can find surrounding it. I don't know if they redid the song or if they simply injected bleeps in it but it proves your point pretty well.

    2. Re:I saw mommy ****ing Santa Claus by squizzar · · Score: 1

      If you look up 'unnecessary censorship' on youtube there are a load of clips. The Sesame street ones are my favourites e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgB4424SIM

    3. Re:I saw mommy ****ing Santa Claus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw mommy shiting Santa Claus? :)

  215. Parents Television Council and complaints by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Back in 2004, Ars Technica reported that the PTC was responsible for 99% of the complaints that the FCC receives and was seeking to get auto-generated complaints (aka spam complaints) accepted as valid by the FCC. (Source: http://arstechnica.com/old/content/2004/12/4442.ars )

    I don't know if they're still generating most of them, but whenever someone is complaining about indecency on TV, it seems to be the PTC. In my mind, they're just a bunch of stuck up whiners. (Though they do seem to be for ala carte cable* so they're not all bad.)

    * Granted this is so they could ditch channels that show "dirty" programs like Friends or *gasp* Family Guy and only have channels that show clean programs like Everyone Loves Raymond.

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  216. We have a life. They don't by mangu · · Score: 1

    And really, that's kind of how it should be. If a small group of people really really cares about something, and the rest of us don't care too much, it's basic social wisdom to compromise in favor of the people who really do care

    That's a dangerous attitude. The problem with those groups is that they have no interest in anything else, they have a limited mind.

    If someone has a healthy mind, he will have interest in many things, not an obsession with one single issue. There's a difference between caring about something and suffering from a monomania.

    1. Re:We have a life. They don't by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If someone has a healthy mind, he will have interest in many things, not an obsession with one single issue. There's a difference between caring about something and suffering from a monomania.

      This is a strawman, there are very few people who have such a focused interest.

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  217. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    She feels that since she likes sex, she should feel like a whore.

    Well pull her hair and call her a filthy whore. I know it may go against all apparent logic, but some women like that.

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  218. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 1

    Waitwhat? "I find cursing unacceptable so I'll use physical violence to counter it"?

    You need a reality check.

  219. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What the fucking kind of Slashdot post is this.

  220. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a very close female friend who's out of sorts because she's always been told that her being sexually adventurous is bad, and that she shouldn't like sex. It tears her up inside, and she feels that she needs to hide that side of her from her friends and family. She feels that since she likes sex, she should feel like a whore.

    It's assholes like you that did that to her. She's broken inside, and hell if I know if it's fixable.

    Fuck society.

    If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck... you can be as sexually adventurous as you want be, but if you're doing it with someone different every night, the reputation is probably well deserved (and will spread on its own btw). If you're sexually adventurous with your parter or a small group of partners then usually you're not seen that way. Lesson: people need to keep their business private instead of having everyone else air their dirty laundry.

    As far as the PTC goes -- they have nothing better to do. They don't change anything, it's just free advertising for CBS at this point. Just like all of the complaining about WWE/WCW/TNA. Look how far that went. Wrestling is still on as many times a week as ever.

  221. short lession on words and there power. by luther349 · · Score: 0

    a offensive word can only have power if theirs some cry baby out there willing to take it as offensive. the word nigger is a great example it was misused and turned into a race offensive word wile in realty it only meant ignorant person,. wile the word over the last few years has been losing its power to offend people its still there. i mean this if you called a black guy a nigger 20 years ago you better have your grave ready. if you did it now he probably would look at your like you lost your mind or just ignore you. or like my buddy blaze does laugh at you. if tv shows all started using fuck and not cencering it after all the cry babys finished with there fits guess what happens to the power of using the word fuck it loses its power alot. as i said a word can only be offensiv couse some nutbag thinks it is. as people have said theirs shows on most networks that show mangled body's in all kinds of crazy ways man you rember that csi ep with the wood chipper and they showed it. but if they sware they go to far.

  222. You don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Violence is awesome and heroic. The human body is obscene. Welcome to America.

  223. They should have started with "fuck" by kikito · · Score: 1

    Then, when the parents complained, change it to $%! or whatever.

  224. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you automatically assume that "having lots of sex" implies "having lots of UNSAFE sex"?

    Seems like that wasn't part of the discussion until you threw it in there.

  225. Whoa nelly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really surprised to read of so many people who embrace swearing like this, and encourage it.

    We are not setting the right example for our children. A few years ago 'bitch' became acceptable on TV and every show, including the most light-hearted comedies, sling around that word heavily.

    Where does it end? Rap music made the N word acceptable to say in public across multiple ethnicities. Violence against women has made 'whore' and 'bitch' substitutes for 'woman'.

    The kneejerk response is to say some moral group is having a fit over something minor. It's a slippery slope. How low do we go until it stops?

    Consider this: the most ignorant and uneducated of us are the ones that use the most profanity and hate speech. Should we make their level of discourse the norm for this entire nation?

  226. Bullshit by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1

    I hope Penn and Teller take on this one.

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  227. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    How does HPV become epidemic if everyone is having safe sex?

    It isn't an implication, or assumption, it is a given. Anecdotes aren't facts. And it should be part of EVERY discussion about promiscuity, regardless of the fairytale you believe called "safe sex".

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  228. Abide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
    The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?

  229. Ordetzri8wwvng meg2donds onlinquhpsfnev7y i2pfinws by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    This is excerpt of spam message I got and this is one of the methods spammers are trying to pass the spam filter. I think what they are saying is "Ordering mega doze online to prevent flaccid male member..."

  230. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I think the Victorians were a bunch of overly-repressed fuckers whose hypocrisy is almost unmatched in the history of the world, and I'd hate to see us revert back to it.

    It was an interesting times from a fetishists point of view though. I'm not sure if they even realised what they were actually doing with all that corseting and discipline :)

  231. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Substitute the Title of the show with ObamaCare and the FCC with Congress, Parent Group with the left wingers supporting Universal Health care, and see how many people change their mind about "small minority" speaking for everyone else.

    The funny thing is, I'm on the side that makes the most sense, namely that if CBS wants to put funny symbols in a show thinking it will last and be profitable, by all means let them, and keep the government out of my life. And screw ObamaCare, I'm declaring myself to be Amish (exempted from ObamaCare).

    I'm sick to death of people telling me what I can or can't do, especially when it doesn't affect them one bit what I do or don't do.

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  232. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your high user ID# gives you away motherfucker: you are no angel.

  233. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

    Your basic biology is from the 1950s. These days we know better . . . the female sex drive is just as varied as the male sex drive. Biologically the female organism is set up so that having multiple male sexual partners will result in the most genetically favorable offspring, this is as true for human females as for other species. The drive you seem to be confusing the sex drive with is seeking security . . . finding a male to raise the kids is perhaps a different process than finding one to father them. Also, most of the people I know (male and female) don't view sex as something degrading.

  234. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Says the anonymous coward. oooooh.

    ^0^

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  235. Probably not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of this refers to works only the intent behind the words. So using "shit" as an equivalent of "stuff" most definitely does not infringe upon your quotes.

    Don't forget that those words were written by men. even bible scholars generally agree that something like 80% is the word of man 17% is the paraphrased words of deities and less than 3-5% is word for word. Then again english or moden languages weren't spoken back then so what we've got is religious interpretations of what the intent is beind the originals.

    I tend to think of it this way. Words only have the power that people to them otherwise they're just a string of random characters. If words like shit and fuck entered common use (and they've been trending towards that) they lose theire power and even their definition.

    1. Re:Probably not by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      None of this refers to wor[d]s only the intent behind the words. So using "shit" as an equivalent of "stuff" most definitely does not infringe upon your quotes.

      That is probably the best way to say that.

      The Bible has plenty of stuff to say about what you should say, just like it has comments about other types of behavior.

      But none of the stuff seems to be about word choice. Except that somewhat confusing Jesus quote about how one way of calling someone dumb is bad, and the other way is very bad, which no one quite understands, but doesn't have anything to do with 'obscenity' as far as we know.

      Barring that baffling example, the Bible is all about what you say, not what words you use, or what types of words you use.

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  236. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by roystgnr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If a small group of people really really cares about something, and the rest of us don't care too much, it's basic social wisdom to compromise in favor of the people who really do care.

    If someone wanted to give me a million dollars, I would care a lot. If they did so by taking ten cents from every taxpayer and wasting most of the proceeds, you probably wouldn't care enough to write a letter to complain. Yet such proposals aren't "basic social wisdom", they're a reduction in total utility. They're also one of the practical defects with unlimited democracy.

    That's true in all human relationships, not just at the national level.

    Our own democracy was originally designed to have limited and decentralized powers to mitigate the consequences of such defects. The fact that we now have to debate over the definition of "decent" at the national level is part of the problem.

  237. "from" rather than "for" by fantomas · · Score: 1

    I think you mean you read English literature *from* the last 400 years, rather than having read *for* the last 400 years. The latter would make you rather old. While a fair number of people like reading literature from 400 years or more ago and there's some good stuff out there. Bloke called Shakespeare for example. Push it back a couple of hundred years more and Chaucer's a good read. Some fine bits in "The Wife of Bath" for starters. Tends to be read under compulsion by most 17 year olds studying English Lit. in UK schools.

    Me, I just go down the British Library on the occasional days off. Can't afford the books myself but you can flip through some right nice old books with just a loaned pair of white gloves.

  238. Well as a parent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is just CBS' latest demonstration of its contempt for families and the public

    As a parent that believes in not being excessively protective of children (because over protection does more damage once they hit the real world), and believes that parents are responsible for both teaching and enforcing socially acceptable language use by their own children, I have two choice words for the Parents Television Council:

    FUCK YOU!

    If you don't want your kids getting near bleeps, let alone profanity which is commonly heard just about anywhere but Church, then I suggest you remove your TV set from the house, along with anything else that gets your panties in knots. The right to not being offended by someone is not a constitutional right, and like it or not, your kids will be exposed to it eventually. Actually, they probably already are exposed to this if they are any older than 7, and think you are a douche bag (and likely a hypocrite too) for being so anal about profanity on TV, or anywhere else for that matter. Either way, I feel sorry for your kids.

    Frankly, I'd much prefer my kids hearing this stuff and just learning to play it cool, instead of getting all hyped up with "He just said the F word!!" And when they use the word, they will get a healthy slap up the side of the head. (That's politically incorrect? Well guess what, I'm in the school of thought that non-damaging physical punishment is a necessity, in chosen situations, for children that need to learn a lesson. It's both natural, effective, and doesn't leave any wounds or injuries (I said SLAP, not PUNCH) provided they still know Dad loves them.)

    All that aside though, this is just down right stupidity. $#*! is not a profanity, it is just suggestive of a profanity. Much in the same way like gosh-darned. (Which is another expression that gets on my nerves... just say "goddamn". If you feel that it is inappropriate to say that, then use an appropriate word, not a suggestive watered down version of the same thing.) And anyone that finds $#*! in the title of a TV show increasing interest in said show, has the maturity level a few notches lower than my 14 year old son. CBS and the Parents Television Council are playing Dumb & Dumber.

  239. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by furbyhater · · Score: 1

    eventually the relationship will become non-platonic and if allowed will degrade to sex.

    I'd consider that an upgrade actually. "Degrade to sex..." You do realize that sex is part of of a quality romantic relationship, do you?

  240. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    If they did so by taking ten cents from every taxpayer and wasting most of the proceeds, you probably wouldn't care enough to write a letter to complain. Yet such proposals aren't "basic social wisdom", they're a reduction in total utility. They're also one of the practical defects with unlimited democracy.

    And indeed, this happens all the time. In fact, you might say the majority of the political debates in the country center over since its inception have centered around scenarios similar to what you just proposed. As they say, democracy is the worst political system except all the others that have been tried. It's going to be hard to come up with something significantly better.

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  241. Shock and Offend?! No!1! by fishexe · · Score: 1

    'There are an infinite number of alternatives that CBS could have chosen but its desire to shock and offend is crystal clear in this decision.'

    The entertainment industry trying to shock and offend in order to boost ratings? That's never happened before! Outrageous!

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  242. Actually he's probably wrong by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    As long as kill has a value other than zero, the loop will run forever because the expression value of (bad=kill) is the value of kill.

    The original code is indeterminate. The correction is incorrect for saying "never", as most possible definitions of "kill" would be non-zero unless bad was extremely negative and kill were more positive than bad.

    If you are going to be pedantic, be definitively pedantic.

    (Presuming "C" of course.)

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  243. ERROR: Pedantic failure of pedant in code. by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    dude, as long as kill is not zero, the loop will run forever because the second assignment would be true.

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  244. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by aaandre · · Score: 1

    Wow, 0 to Hitler in 30 seconds!

    And, I agree with your point for ignorance not being an excuse.

  245. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by merreborn · · Score: 1

    And really, that's kind of how it should be. If a small group of people really really cares about something, and the rest of us don't care too much, it's basic social wisdom to compromise in favor of the people who really do care.

    The KKK feels awfully strongly about limiting the rights of non-whites. On the other hand, I (and, I suspect, millions of other Americans) am a strong believer in equal rights, but I'm not nearly as emphatic about it -- I wouldn't engage in the sorts of terrorism the KKK has been known to in years past. "Basic social wisdom" is then to compromise in the favor of the KKK?

    Democracy should not mean giving the reins to those with the loudest voice. But that certainly would explain the dismal state of gay rights in this country.

  246. I have a response for this: by gamecrusader · · Score: 1

    Mutterverdammt Arschloch gehen zu bumsender
    Baisez-vous
    Baiseur de mere
    hybride
    excuse my german and french but thats my friendly reply to you "indecentcy" "$#!" is indecent just translate that listed above and compare that to my friendly response to them.

  247. Re:Stop listening to the PTC by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    You've hit on the dark side of living in society. Remember that at one time, this country, a democracy, did favor the sorts of things the KKK favors. Eventually the north showed it was something they cared enough about to kill and die over. Right now, perhaps the KKK is more vocal, but the silent majority matters more. If eventually the silent majority switches and favors slavery again, then we will switch back to slavery. That's how democracy works, and society in general.

    Democracy doesn't give people the best government, it gives people the government they deserve. If the people are idiots, the government will be idiotic.

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  248. How about by dayton967 · · Score: 1

    The Fucking Shit my Dad says. or The Poop my dad says.

  249. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And no, HPV is not fixable.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV

    "The American Social Health Association reported estimates that about 75-80% of sexually active Americans will be infected with HPV at some point in their lifetime."

    "Most HPV infections in young females are temporary and have little long-term significance. 70% of infections are gone in 1 year and 90% in 2 years."

  250. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by ring-eldest · · Score: 1

    Just as an aside: Condoms don't necessarily prevent exposure to HPV. They reduce the chances, but obviously not all that much (as you said, HPV is a raging epidemic, with something like 90% of sexually active women getting some strain or other eventually). It can be transferred by contact with a lot of surface area that condoms don't cover at all (like the scrotum), and as such doesn't even require actual intercourse to transmit from person to person.

  251. That's nice, dear. by Minwee · · Score: 1
  252. ... then I guess ... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    ... a F#CK is out of the question?

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  253. Fuck them. by mike3k · · Score: 1

    The Parents Television Council can go fuck themselves.

  254. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly how sure are you about that?

    I know there were a couple of girls I knew who were, shall we say, devious and sexually adventurous and I’m pretty sure (positively sure in one case, wondering about the other) their dads (and/or other male relatives and/or men their dads invited) were involved.

  255. It's not a fucking joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For all you idiots going for the "funny" tag here, this is NOT a joke. This coven of fundamentalist idiots has a HUGE amount of clout with the FTC. More than they deserve. So while you all sit here making jokes and trying to get tagged "Funny", or invoking the frankly idiotic "Flying Spaghetti Monster" trying to be smarter than the lowly, deluded Xtians, THESE people are influencing policy and dictating what you see and hear.

    Real fucking funny. Why not try opposing them for once?

  256. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by syousef · · Score: 1

    How about some basic biology. Males are wired for sex and females are wired to be selective about sex. Its not opinion, it is biology.

    Um it's an oversimplified version of biology born of fear. Male-as-sexual-aggressor, female-as-selective is a stereotype that isn't born out in nature. There are plenty of selective males. There are plenty of sexually promiscuous females. Both sexes are capable of a wide gamut of behaviour when it comes to sex and aggression.

    I'd mod you down but you're already at -1. Just because you worry you can't control your urges, doesn't mean others can't. And i tend to agree that you're probably going to leave any girl you teach a distrust of a particular gender or that sex is bad emmotionally broken.

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  257. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

    No they are not correct. Is it okay make them aware that some guys will lie and do what it takes to get them into bed? Sure. Is it okay to teach them that guys only want one thing, and it's in their pants? No, it is not. That's how you create a girl with problems with self confidence, and trust issues. .

    Shush, how is the rest of the world supposed to get strippers if you keep trying to educate people like this?

  258. Re:Languages Change - Squash you by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

    Oh squash you, you squashing squasher.

  259. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I teach Sunday school...

    Wow - set yourself up on your own little pedestal, why don't you?

    You know what I tell kids, now that I'm a big boy? I tell them to watch out for "churchies", cause they'll drag your morale, and spirit, and intelligence as far down in the gutter as you let them. They'll make you feel bad about yourself and your natural feelings. They'll turn you against other people. They'll try and convince you that being a pious asshole is a good (TM) thing. Some of the priests will even fuck you up the arse or make you suck their dicks.

    You, my good friend, should keep your evil mouth shut more often. Here's some material for your next "Sunday school lesson" - I was a "wholesome" young Christian lad of 15, when I was babysitting for the neighbours' two girls, aged 8 and 10, who TERRORISED me with naked dancing, sexual advances and sly, coy manipulation to see if I would show them my dick, like they obviously managed to do with some previous babysitters. I tell you now - those girls RUINED MY LIFE !!!! Well, the first part was true, they did tease me, but somehow I managed to live through it all.

    I think you might want a new slash-ID - you kind of burnt this one badly, judging by the stream of invective you have unleashed - how ironic that you, upright citizen, should be the direct cause for so many fuckers spouting so much retaliatory shit and enfouling our otherwise pristine minds ...

  260. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the good of intelligence throughout the universe, kill yourself.

  261. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Want me to fix her up....

  262. On the matter of filth by jandersen · · Score: 1

    By this logic Qbert was the filthiest game ever made.

    Not at all, young human; games like Rogue and Angband consist almost entirely of characters like @, #, *, ...; thus they are made entirely of filth.

  263. Real Indecency by Huwawa · · Score: 0

    CBS intentionally chose to insert an expletive into the actual name of a show, and, despite its claim that the word will be bleeped, it is just CBS’ latest demonstration of its contempt for families and the public.

    They used the "actual name" of the Twitter feed and book, so the PTC apparently doesn't feel like even knowing the name of what they are planning to "wage an unrelenting campaign" about. I think that this kind of ignorance is indecent.

  264. Oh, I swear on daily base by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    #!/usr/bin/perl

    The mother of all swears...

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  265. Pull the cock by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    Nothing disturbing, just plain old male masturbation. But since it is such a common act it might catch on easily.

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  266. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Walterk · · Score: 1

    I have a very close female friend who's out of sorts because she's always been told that her being sexually adventurous is bad, and that she shouldn't like sex. It tears her up inside, and she feels that she needs to hide that side of her from her friends and family. She feels that since she likes sex, she should feel like a whore.

    It's assholes like you that did that to her. She's broken inside, and hell if I know if it's fixable.

    Fuck society.

    Give her my number, I'll give her some therapy.

  267. US series in germany: bleeps get translated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US series, e.g. the continous swearing of the OCC guys, is translated into actual words in the german voice over. So you hear the bleeps in the background and nice cool words in german. Funny.

  268. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd tap that.

  269. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a nice "scientific" explanation that oh so conveniently fits conservative views of women; or feminist views. It's funny how they end up being so similar.

    You are putting women into the chaste housewife role with your "biological" explanation. Fortunately that's really not how it is in real life. It was maybe 50 years ago when women were forced by society to act that way.

    Maybe you should meet real women these days and not just read about them/project unto others?

  270. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, you're an asshole.

    Rarely are there posts on Slashdot with which I so wholeheartedly agree.

    People like cellurl are the reason old-fashioned conservative christian ideals get cemented into the minds of today's youth: boys cannot become anything else than vile sexual predators and those poor girls have to be warned/protected so they can become virginal, good little housewif...women.

  271. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Rophuine · · Score: 1

    I personally think you were right to lash out. The GP was spouting hateful anti-male crap which will influence the young developing minds s/he's teaching to think that men can never be good and civil, and all girls are angels who only fall if men cause them to.

    It's telling the boys that they can't escape the baseness of their gender, and it's telling girls to never trust a boy (but always blame them!) It's a skewed view of life, it's fucking up children, and it's exactly what the catholic church did to me (I'm not bitter at all).

    Sure, biology plays a part, and men tend to be more casual about sex and girls more picky (some will disagree). But ... what the GP said is just a completely fucked up view of it all.

  272. Bad intent matters by wye43 · · Score: 1

    Vulgar words will always exist and they have their role and place. Sometimes their role is to insult someone, sometimes to confirm that you are in a relaxed familiar environment with guys that you thrust, sometimes to make a statement more bold and attract attention.

    But everything at the right time and place. You won't go running to random people on the street and yell vulgar words at them unless you are looking for trouble. Tell the same word to your best friends while drinking and it may be funny. You will choose to not use some words while speaking to your mother or grandmother out of respect for them, etc, you get the point.

    Like the rest of the language, vulgar words evolve. That means what yesterday was a curse word today may be ok or vice versa, and new words (containing letter, numbers or special characters) are rising to wear the brave title of vulgar terms. In the end what matters is the intent of the person using it and how the environment interprets it.

    For example, if I start using 'HTRT23' as a vulgar term for a someone that is so desperate for publicity that will do anything, even degrading - and the new term catches on and a very large amount of people in the world starts using it, 'HTRT23' it is a vulgar term. Same story with "$#*!".

    Like everything else in life, television needs some language restrictions as well, because of the very large and uncontrolled audience. And the same old story will repeat ad nauseam: someone always tries to probe the limits, like kids, exploring boundaries. CBS had bad intent and you know it.

    I don't work for any censorship organization and I'm not looking to apologize for them. For the matter of fact, I’m quite a potty mouth myself. I'm just stating the common sense - and I think you know it already. But it's not as flaming or as funny as other posts, of course, so feel free to mod me the fuck down.

  273. Shake Shake Shake by The+Terminator · · Score: 1

    We in Europe can only shake our heads and turn our eyes skywards when we see and hear of the US-American bigotery. On the one side there is every blank piece of human flesh "hurting and endangering society" on the other side an terror organisation like the NRA is praised for their support of fireweapons in childrens hand ?-(

    CU

  274. So Jimmy Cliff had it right then... by mikechant · · Score: 1
    1. Re:So Jimmy Cliff had it right then... by metacell · · Score: 1

      It's not unlikely he got the idea from the gospel according to Matthew.

  275. oh...if only... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...If only there was this way to, you know, make sure that the content blasted onto a TV that I dislike isn't displayed on the screen or pumped through the speakers... A switch or knob, perhaps.... Hmmm,

  276. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by pyrothebouncer · · Score: 0

    Wow, you teach Sunday School? What church is that? I hope the supervisors of the classes don't approve of your message. I'm not really sure how Biblical a teaching that is either.

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  277. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    I was just giving him the benefit of the doubt, as much as he explained that he was just describing the position of society at large. Apart from that, I completely agree with your position - that crap is worth lashing out against. I just was in an exceptionally benevolent mood, trying not to hit the messenger by accident... ;)

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  278. Re:boys drag girls down until they finally say NO by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    Its not opinion, it is biology.

    I think this is where most of the issues stem - that some people think biology shapes us more than sociology, and others think vice versa.

    I know a lot of people who could have gone to be honour students but instead dropped out to do drugs, and I don't think it was their biology that had any effect on the matter but rather their upbringing by the people they hung out with or problems with their parenting.

    Likewise I know a few people graduating with Engineering Degrees next year (hopefully) that came from the worst neighbourhoods in our city, one of which has a single mother who is a gambling addict, and his brother is a lazy slackoff.

    Problem is that you can't guage what a person's DNA is like by their family. I can't say that my engineering friend has "faulty" DNA in him because the rest of his family has serious issues, as they are also shaped by sociology and their experiences.

    So it begs the question, exactly HOW MUCH is it hard-wired in a male to be crazy for sex, and how much is it wired in females to be selective? We've already mentioned that their are slutty girls and man-whores, and their are also abstinant of both sexes, so it obviously doesn't govern their lives. It would seem that Society shapes them more. The only reason why men would be more promiscuous is not only just because they are wired for it, but because we glorify men who can get any woman they want. When they pull off more than one chick at a time its considered a great feat, but when women do it, they are considered lowly.

    We've reached a point in biology where our Genes don't govern us as much as they used to. Got a chemical inbalance? Take a drug. Alergic to dander? There's a drug for that too. Zoloft, Prozac, Ritalin, there's something for just about every kind of condition. Some birth control pills really kill the lobido for women (which seems ironic to me, heh). Some men lose their Lobido on steroids. Certain drugs can bring it back. Heck, we've got drugs to help with erectile dysfunction, something that naturally occurs with extremely old age.

    We've evolved much further past biology governing our lives. We may be "Hard-Wired" like any other mammal out there, but we've already worked past that in our mastery of biology and how society plays a role in shaping your personality.

    So when someone says that Men are more prone to one activity or another because of their biology, it irks me because that is such a narrow view of a much larger picture.

  279. That guy is clearly a retard by Snaller · · Score: 1

    He shouldn't be allowed to have children, he clearly isn't an adult himself.

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  280. These people need to find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better $#!^ to do.

  281. They have a point by canajin56 · · Score: 1

    A show called "Dollar Pound: Star Bang" does sound pretty vulgar. I imagine it's like "Dancing with the Stars" only instead of dancing with B-list and washed up celebrities for money, you're doing something even better with them for money ;)

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  282. TROLL TROLL TROLL** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pity the fool!

    Ignore the post; it reminds me of the troll groups that would hijack usenet threads.

  283. They're extremely indecent! by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    They're extremely indecent themselves! Not to mention outright violent. I mean - look at that name.

    The Parents Television Council

    That's just an anagram to cover up their actual name

    Cunts Shiv A Lipton Electioneer

    The bastard!

  284. You're all falling for the cunning CBS plot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just wanted attention, like the trolls they are... And you all fell for it...

    Oh, wait... so did I...

  285. $#!* is ok though right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is the human race still so barbaric. Fart jokes and swearing to nudity. See barbarians and little kids are the ones that care about those, everyone else accepts a fart as natural, does not get offended by a random work (a set of random letters determined by random people to mean indicate some random thought).
    Living in Utah is a laugh. People say shoot or crap instead of shit, but if cussing is so bad, then the idea is bad not the word, so saying crap in it's place is just as bad because it is the same though.
    Vulgarity is not in the word but in the person using the word and intent behind it, and most importantly by the person who thinks it vulgar.
    I ask you is it worse to say fuck you in anger, or I am going to kill you in anger? One is a statement of an idea about killing someone, the other (considered vulgar) is just angry words.
    So I wish the human race would grow up get rid of silly ideas like swearing to be bad, and stop thinking the human (natural body) is anything more than it is.
    It is like prejudice, until we stop tracking race there will always be a seperation, same idea, as long as we give a specific word more meaning that it has, we will always have vulgarity.
    kfuc is the worst of all the words.

  286. Cut some heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am offended by some people faces. Should I cut their head off, in order not to be offended?

  287. Somebody should resurrect George Carlin! by CondeZer0 · · Score: 1

    George Carlin must be rolling in his grave at close to the speed of light. Will the pussyfication of America never end? political correctness is going to destroy the world!

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