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  1. Re:GOOD IDEA!!!! on SCO Gets More Desperate; Sends More Letters · · Score: 1

    Rock on dude, that's exactly the same type of data Island would show. Here's a list for SCO.

  2. Re:GOOD IDEA!!!! on SCO Gets More Desperate; Sends More Letters · · Score: 1

    I remember there was a service called Island that allowed you to see this kind of info. I have no idea how to find it through google though.

  3. Re:Relavant? on "H-Bomb Secret" Now Online · · Score: 1

    That's what the 2nd amendment is for.

  4. Re:No rights on private property on "H-Bomb Secret" Now Online · · Score: 1

    Public property is no longer a free speech zone, it can be revoked for national security reasons.

    It's total bullshit, but it's why you'll never see protestors at a Bush rally. So yeah, the first amendment keeps twindling.

  5. Re:You got it all wrong on "H-Bomb Secret" Now Online · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Free Speech is terrorism, YOU JUST SAID IT!

    Holy freakin' crap, I knew the day would come!

  6. OT sig on Kazaa Ruled Legal in The Netherlands · · Score: 1

    your sig: does that imply that I shouldn't think backwards?

  7. Re:Are details on who they are calling programmers on 235,000 Fewer Programmers by 2015 · · Score: 1

    And this being Slashdot, I expect posts telling me how HTML and XML are too programming languages.

    You know, HTML AND XML are prograah... DOH!

  8. Re:Why Not to Shop at Wal-Mart on Wal-Mart Music Download Service Launches · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nickel and Dimed

    Has a chapter where she works at Wal-Mart undercover for the book. Very interesting.

  9. Re:Piracy in story submission? on Music Industry Develops Centralized File-Sharing System · · Score: 1

    Oh shit, you figured out the dynamics of blogging, someone from MovableType will be at your house in 3 minutes to kill you.

    RUN DUDE!

  10. Re:Darwin, "Jesus Fish", and genetic engineering.. on California Bans Genegineered Fish · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we are gods because we can make fish with feet. That's got to make some fundie's head spin.

  11. Re:Genegineered? on California Bans Genegineered Fish · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google, please define: genegineer.

    Beep boop boop bip boop... beep.

    "I'm sorry Dave, you're just making shit up."

  12. Re:Actual Comp Sci Exam Question: on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    That's damn funny, in a mathematically pornographic sense.

  13. Re:the poem on The Blind Men and the Elephant · · Score: 1

    So the next time someone searches google for this poem, they are going to have to weed through 50 entries of this book for sale. That sucks.

  14. Re:must be an accident on Stealth Inflation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've seen BofA's overdraft code...

    function overdraft()
    {
    srand((float)microtime()*1000000);
    $num=rand(0,20);
    $overdraft = $num*'29.50';
    include('rand.reasons');
    return rand_reason($num);
    }

  15. Re:your signature on What Has Number Portability Done For You? · · Score: 1

    And duct tape, and a remote controlled toy car.

  16. Re:I work for a call phone company on What Has Number Portability Done For You? · · Score: 0

    Yeah, SCO is booming.

    That's because the world is run by nihilists and looters. So SCO fits right in.

    So if these phone companies want to make sure their stock goes up, they need to patent the business method of transferring phone service from competitors then sue everyone out of existence. They should also quit the phone business and focus solely on enforcing their intellectual property rights, ensuring that there are no phone companies at all.

    In summary, short anyone who doesn't jump on the IP gravy boat.

    And don't call me retarded.

  17. Re:I work for a call phone company on What Has Number Portability Done For You? · · Score: 1

    If the company you work at is Cingular, like I think it is... then you don't have much to worry about. They have really good service (in Atlanta anyways) and the price is decent for someone like me who only has a cell-phone.

    If you're right, I can only hope the government isn't stupid enough to start bailing out dying companies. And it could be a good time to short stocks of bigger, bloated, land-line companies.

  18. Re:I have. on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: 1

    You need us to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

  19. Re:This is a good thing on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: 1

    You better kneel down and bow your head while we're laughing, otherwise we'll preemptively invade your ass and liberate you from your wallets.

  20. Re:This is a good thing on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: 1

    I was kinda hoping Saddam and George could settle their dispute in a Las Vegas boxing ring.

  21. Re:Unbelievable... on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: 1

    nice retort.

  22. Re:Unbelievable... on Galileo System To Include Jamming Capability · · Score: 1

    I was kinda hoping they would grab Bush when he flew to Iraq. They could have made him serve out the time that he was AWOL and send some of our troops home for 6 months.

  23. Re:Ironically on Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV? · · Score: 1

    The first thought that came to mind was someone programming their TiVo to record the shit in the early hours of the morning, then replaying all the phone sex commercials.

  24. Re:Translation on China Releases Cyber Dissident · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen a baby-killer parody yet, jackass. I think the anti-war movement actually has their shit together for the most part unlike in the 60's where there was a lot of hostility towards the troops themselves instead of the US Government (which was where the blame deserved to be placed). If anyone is painting with a broad brush, it's the right-winger pundits (sycophants) who like to call liberals such endearing terms as "traitors" and "terrorist-huggers". We're spending our time staying informed of what this crazy fucking Bush administration is doing to HURT our troops (pay cuts, benefits cuts, housing cuts) AND dispelling bullshit mudslinging.

    Frankly I think you need to grow the fuck up and realize that there are some of us "liberals" (and I'm a Libertarian for Christ's sake) who are only seeking the truth and justice that is being so overtly maligned.

  25. Re:China vs,. US on China Releases Cyber Dissident · · Score: 1

    Before all you conservative right-wingers get all uppity and start spouting how everyone bashes America, perhaps you should go check the bible that you are always shoving down our collective throats with your bans on abortion, etc etc. (Two can play the egregious generalization game).

    "Jesus said: "The mote that is in the eye of your brother you see; but the beam that is in your own eye, you see not!""

    You may also be forgetting the hundreds of millions of dollars that went towards the Free Tibet campaign, or the hundreds of groups, like Amnesty International, who have leaned on China regarding their horrid human rights.

    Of course, you may have a large beam in your eye that's blocking your view of reality.