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  1. Re:$100 discount? on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting on my ARM laptop that is 'just around the corner'.

    It'll be here any day now! Word is that it will be running HURD, and it will come with Duke Nukem Forever preinstalled.

  2. I find your lack of imagination disturbing on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    If that's all you see this thing as good for, you need to open your mind a bit. The fact is people are already using iphones for a lot more than this, and even if this is just a large iphone, that means a hell of a lot more than a "glorified ereader." I probably will wait for the price to come down but I'm interested in getting one of these for the various music production applications already present on the iphone. As a touchscreen MIDI controller even the most expensive iPad is about a third the price of the Jazzmutant Lemur, and the latter only performs that one function. I'm not saying you couldn't replicate this sort of functionality with a Windows tablet computer, but nobody has yet, and certainly not as elegantly.

  3. Re:That Explains The Updated SDK on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    The fact that they don't, and never have. We're not talking about the app store here - we're talking about web browsing. You can check out all the boobies you want at thehun.com and Steve Jobs won't give a shit.

  4. Re:Not scared yet on Triumph of the Cyborg Composer · · Score: 5, Funny

    A program that can enjoy music ...

    Allow me to introduce you to emacs....

  5. Jazari on Triumph of the Cyborg Composer · · Score: 1

    Check out the "drum machine" this guy built using real African drums and a couple of Wii controllers -- he explains how it works here. The interesting thing is he's similarly letting the computers do the actual improvising through algorithms that he developed.

  6. Re:Seriously flawed logic on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 1

    Maybe buy the developer a beer or send them a thank you note, or better yet, a bug report or patch?

    an eye patch?

  7. finally, this is on topic, sort of on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Boobies!

  8. just trying to follow the logic here on US Unable To Win a Cyber War · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you're saying we should build robots to sniff crotches and grope pregnant women?

  9. shouldn't you be working on your fallout shelter? on US Unable To Win a Cyber War · · Score: 1

    I have mod points but I can't find "-1, paranoid." The world economy is far too interdependent for any of the major players to consider a large scale attack like this. A cyber-attack on the US or Europe as described would be devastating enough to Russia and China that it's unlikely rational leaders would risk it - certainly not over something like Taiwan or Georgia. Argentina and Venezuela attacking the Falklands? yeah right. Hugo Chavez "is in dire need of a military victory against Europe and the US to bolster his credibility"?? That's the stupidest thing I've read all day. Venezuela is hardly a major military power and whatever "credibility" Chavez has rests on socialist rhetoric and cheap oil, not on military might.

  10. Re:The important question: on Federal Judge Orders Schools To Stop Laptop Spying · · Score: 2, Funny

    AltaVista!

  11. missing part of the story on School Spying Scandal Gets Even More Bizarre · · Score: 4, Funny

    What they left out is she was required to teach in a g-string.

  12. Re:Nothing changes but stupidity in public schools on School Spying Scandal Gets Even More Bizarre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hint: Drugs do not come in big candy colored shapes.

    I'm guessing you didn't attend a lot of Grateful Dead shows....

  13. lot of words in that post on Suspension of Disbelief · · Score: 1

    can you just give us the link to the boobies?

  14. Re:This is nothing on The Surreal World of Chatroulette · · Score: 1

    Maybe I am "hardened" by years of browsing and stumbling onto distrubing stuff.

    Hey, whatever turns you on, man, but if it takes years, there's a good chance you're doing it wrong...

  15. Re:That's not Photoshop on Photoshop 1.0 Recreated On iPhone · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're right; that's not real Photoshop at all. It's clearly photoshopped.

  16. Very true on Jimmy Wales' Theory of Failure · · Score: 1

    Could you please edit Wales' speech and add these important points? Thanks.

  17. Re:Better value per dollar on What You Get When You Buy a $40 iPhone In a Bar · · Score: 1

    How do you spell "Whooooosh" with Latin characters?

  18. Re:Scam on iPhone's Liquid Sensors Can Be Triggered By Wintertime Use · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah mod that up. The liquid sensors don't protect the devices in any way, other than to let you know you got the thing wet at some point. Many warranties are basically written to rule out the common things that would break a phone. It's especially annoying when you're paying a monthly fee for the warranty that adds up to the price of the phone or more in a year anyway, the least they could do is replace the thing when you break it even if you did drop it in your gin and tonic. If they make you agree that's not covered, fine, but then their sensors better be rock solid reliable. False positives are unacceptable.

  19. simple solution on iPhone's Liquid Sensors Can Be Triggered By Wintertime Use · · Score: 4, Funny

    Move to California.

  20. Lame on What You Get When You Buy a $40 iPhone In a Bar · · Score: 1

    600RMB (~60 EUR) would get you a touchscreen phone from ChangHong with integrated stylus and character recognition (Chinese and Latin, but it's error prone), high resolution display (480*x?), two SIMs, music player, straight mini USB interface, driverless USB mass storage interface, 8GB integrated, up to 32gb via SDHC micro and a 2.5Mpixel camera. And the phone can be set to English (with some Engrish in the mix of course). Bluetooth yes, but no 3G, no WiFi.

    Hmm, so it has less space than a Nomad, and no wireless...

  21. Re:Better value per dollar on What You Get When You Buy a $40 iPhone In a Bar · · Score: 1

    touchscreen phone from ChangHong with integrated stylus and character recognition (Chinese and Latin, but it's error prone)

    Who sends text messages in Latin these days? The Pope?

  22. so in other words on What You Get When You Buy a $40 iPhone In a Bar · · Score: 5, Funny

    This thing is far more useful than an iPhone!

  23. Op-ed's aren't news on Who Will Control the Cost of the NYT On Digital Readers? · · Score: 1

    The problem with NYT coverage during the leadup to the Iraq war wasn't the op-eds. It was the freakin "unbiased" stories from a journalist with a long-time axe to grind publishing story after story on page 1 screaming that Baghdad was minutes away from a full scale nuclear capability.

  24. You have it all wrong on Google Buys iPhone Search App, Kills It · · Score: 1

    This is a common mistake ... Google's slogan isn't actually "Don't Be Evil"; it's actually "Don't Be Apple."

  25. You're missing the key advantage on New Plan Lets Top HS Students Graduate 2 Years Early · · Score: 1

    It's 2 less years of being spied on by your high-school-provided laptop!