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  1. Re:What qualifies for new sensory organ? on On-Body Circuits Create New Sense Organ · · Score: 2, Funny

    camera device that sends signal data to a 'lollipop' that is placed on the tongue of blind people.

    There's a truly tasteless joke in here somewhere but I'm too lazy to figure it out.

  2. YEEE-HAW!!! on eBay Denies New Design Is Broken, Blames Users · · Score: 1

    Yeah, more business for craigslist! That'll show those ebay bastards.

  3. Re:Sorry, this is eBay's fault. on eBay Denies New Design Is Broken, Blames Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah. and then give him the HTML pedant award.

  4. Royalty? on Microsoft Interns Still Feel the Love · · Score: 4, Funny

    'You feel like royalty to be escorted by police,' said Joriz De Guzman, an intern working toward his MBA at Wharton

    I don't know about this; when I got busted for drunk driving I had a police escort all the way to the station, but I didn't feel like royalty at all.

  5. Awesome! on New iPod Touch Has an 802.11n Chip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wireless! More space than a Nomad! I finally have a reason to get an iPod!

  6. Re:What an innovative price cut! on Apple Announces iTunes 9, "LPs," Video Camera For the iPod Nano · · Score: 1

    what's a "zune" ?

    The poster clearly explained that it was a "massive unstoppable juggernaut." Which word didn't you understand?

  7. This is good news on Foxconn and Hon Hai Both Planning ARM Smartbooks · · Score: 1

    It is high time we applied the second amendment to every sentient being in the U.S., not just the people. If laptops are now going to be "smartbooks," then they deserve all the rights we give the people, including the right to bear ARMs. I support Foxconn and Hon Rai and any other NRA member who wants to help ARM smartbooks across America!

  8. Exactly! on Pain-Free Animals Could Take Suffering Out of Farming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't these idiots know that the suffering is where all the good flavor is?

  9. recursion on Attractive Women Make Men Temporarily Stupid · · Score: 1

    Smarter no, just having an iphone should negate the effect of that app.

    What I need to do is look richer

    I have an idea - carry around an iphone!

  10. Re:Are you going to believe your eyes, or our stor on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    You're the one who brought up the conspiracy theories and connected them to this one statistic (which, regardless of your claims of politicization, is, as I have demonstrated, a relatively decent benchmark figure to use since it is guaranteed to be an extremely lowball estimate extrapolated from real data). It has nothing to do with politics and you're an idiot if you think it does -- you think Obama came to power with a nefarious plot to distort the number of seals strangled by nets? Are you fucking serious? And then you tell me *I* have "sacred cows"? Not really; it's just that I am generally inclined to trust the word of actual scientists over some moron on slashdot who thinks he's being clever by nitpicking about a study mentioned in a footnote in a 500-page document.

  11. Re:Are you going to believe your eyes, or our stor on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    The answer: nobody has calculated precisely. The best we can come up with for the purpose of answering questions to non-specialists is an extremely lowball extrapolation from old data that only includes one species of marine mammal.

    Now that that silliness is out of the way, what possible impact could this have on the question of whether the credentialed experts who work for the NOAA are actually "scientists" or rather part of a political cabal driving the work of real science underground out of fanatical loyalty to their glorious leader Mr. Obama?

  12. (pointing at the sky) on Laughing Gas Is Major Threat To Ozone Layer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ha-Ha!

  13. Re:Care for some tea? on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    Are you really blatantly misrepresenting my comment with a straight face? Really?

  14. Re:Are you going to believe your eyes, or our stor on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1
  15. Re:Are you going to believe your eyes, or our stor on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    Well that link would have been more appropriate than a link to a giant PDF and the claim that the number "apparently" came from there -- I stand corrected that you did your research, but you could have explained that to begin with. The link you provide now also shows that the number is based on a study and is a lowball conjecture based on what appear to be valid studies -- not "scientific" perhaps, but pretty common in terms of how science is oversimplified to explain to reporters. I'm really not sure what your complaint is after reading this - the number seems more than reasonable under the circumstances, and it's hardly proof of some kind of political slant, much less a conspiracy to take a "joy ride" through miles of garbage.

    In any case, your attempt to tie it into this sort of politics is a little hysterical -- unless you think a study from the early 80s was conducted to be used thirty years later to prove, what exactly? I don't get it, but it is telling that you prefer Bush's censorship to the conspiracy you've concocted here. Maybe you should also demand to see the NOAA scientists' birth certificates.

  16. Re:Are you going to believe your eyes, or our stor on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    You know, putting scare quotes around the word "scientists" and mocking the NOAA does not actually undermine their expertise. There is no evidence the figure cited in the story comes from the pdf you link, none at all - what did you do, google the noaa website for the number 100000? Apparently not, since the page youre referring to (269) mentions 50,000-90,000 seals killed - not other mammals, and there's no number 100k there at all. But even if you're right and the number is pulled out of an ass, blame the reporter, not the scientists. Are you really skeptical that the NOAA is "scientific"? Do you know of a more reputable agency investigating these matters from a scientific perspective?

  17. Re:Resource Storage on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    All the 'biodegradable' packaging just crumbled away.

    Scare quotes or no, that's exactly what it's supposed to do.

    Are you really suggesting that future generations will suffer from a shortage of plastic bottles and packaging?!

  18. Re:Anecdotal evidence on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    I'll bet dollars to donuts that sharkbeer will never really take off.......

    Here ya go. So you paying in dollars or donuts?

  19. interesting on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1
  20. Re:This is not complicated. on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still don't see how we get to 6. Profit! from here

  21. Re:Care for some tea? on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. GP comment is just stupid. Yes the ocean is big. That doesn't mean we should poison it. Should we wait until the garbage fills 30% of the ocean before we let it bother us?

  22. Re:Overreaction on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    Ergo by your reasoning, if everyone in Texas dies, there's no need to worry.

    And your problem with his reasoning is what now?

  23. What the hell? on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 1

    They say it's approximately twice the size of Texas. Texas is 691,030 square kilometers.

    Dude, you're talking about TEXAS. Nobody measures things in kilometers.

  24. Re:OK... on Developer Explains Clone/Transhumanist RPG · · Score: 1

    This game actually sounds neat, but in my experience "attempting to engage with a lot of the issues you see on transhumanist websites" is a lot like trying to hold a conversation with a 9/11 Truther or Intelligent Design proponent - I'd rather have root canal surgery.

    Is that better or worse than arguing with a dining room table?

  25. Relax you guys on Pogo-Style Robot Legs Allow 9-Foot Bounces · · Score: 1

    The summary makes clear only that the pogo stick jumps nine feet. It says nothing about the rider.