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Pain-Free Animals Could Take Suffering Out of Farming

Philosopher Adam Shriver suggested that genetically engineering cows to feel no pain could be an acceptable alternative to eliminating factory farming in a paper published in Neuroscience. Work by neuroscientist Zhou-Feng Chen at Washington University may turn Shriver's suggestion a reality. Chen has been working on identifying the genes that control "affective" pain, the unpleasantness part of a painful sensation. He has managed to isolate a gene called P311, and has found that mice who do not have P311 don't have negative associations with pain, although they do react negatively to heat and pressure. This could end much of the concern about cruel farming practices, but unfortunately still leaves my design for the fiery hamburger punch in the unethical column.

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  1. I feel great .. Edna, there is a wolf on your back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh oh

  2. Dmritard96 by Dmritard96 · · Score: 1

    I want to be Pain Free too!!!

    1. Re:Dmritard96 by DJ+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you tried heroin?

    2. Re:Dmritard96 by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually a worse idea than it sounds. There are, extremely rarely, children born insensitive to pain. Their survival rates are not good.

      Now, particularly for adults, the ability to sense pain as a mere signal, rather than as, well, pain, would be quite nice.

    3. Re:Dmritard96 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Most people born without the ability to feel pain become crippled in early life; many die from muscular inflammation problems before their teens.

      There are good reasons why pain sensations exist.

    4. Re:Dmritard96 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      While it would certainly be desirable to have the ability to "turn down" the pain, permanently attenuating it would be bad, because it decreases dynamic range, either distorting the scale of pain, or more likely causing some low-level pains (like sore muscles) to go completely unnoticed.

      Fortunately, we do have the ability to temporarily reduce pain levels, and it's automatically triggered when needed -- adrenaline!

    5. Re:Dmritard96 by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I want to be Pain Free too!!!

      You want to be a Bond villain?

      "[T]here's no point living if you can't feel alive".

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    6. Re:Dmritard96 by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Now, particularly for adults, the ability to sense pain as a mere signal, rather than as, well, pain, would be quite nice.

      Adults do have this ability ... you just have to re-train your brain to interpret pain as pleasure. Masochists all over the world have done so.

    7. Re:Dmritard96 by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      Actually a worse idea than it sounds

      I could see cows blocking the road, trailing blood, wrapped in barbed wire because crashing the fence was painless.

      I'm also concerned people would tend to abuse a pain-free animal more. It's not like they're going to respond to a cattle prod or electric fence.

      Besides, putting them down at the slaughter house is pretty humane. A bolt in the head and electrocution. Doesn't give pain a lot of time to register.

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    8. Re:Dmritard96 by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      What is the name of the actor who said, "Put X in the center square!" in WarGames?

      Fair question. He doesn't seem obvious in the cast list.

      Did he do anything else in the film, besides poking his head out from behind Broderick for a minute? It might have been an extra..

      (I don't know how to pm on /. ;D)

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    9. Re:Dmritard96 by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Fair question. He doesn't seem obvious in the cast list.

      It is a hard one. You can't even see the character's name badge or his rank insignia, even in HD. It's going to fall to facial recognition. (I think a fair number of people with spoken lines went uncredited in the movie.)

      I've managed to correct quite a few quotes on IMDb working from the HD version of the movie and reading name badges and rank insignia, but I've held off on doing that one until I identify the actor and character. (One person on the net thought the next line was "No," not "I know," and thought it was a goof when X was put in the center square.)

      (I don't know how to pm on /. ;D)

      /. doesn't provide pm service. It's left up to users whether to divulge their e-mail addresses. (My procmail filters at one point were so busy filtering incoming spam that my ISP disabled them for using 80% of the CPU.)

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    10. Re:Dmritard96 by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      My procmail filters at one point were so busy filtering incoming spam that my ISP disabled them for using 80% of the CPU.

      That's why they invented Gmail? ;D

      Srsly tho, public forums be crunk ways of holding p2p conversations. How about if you email me via jesset@gmail.com?

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  3. What is this doing under idle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is actually a fairly significant thing.

    1. Re:What is this doing under idle? by whatajoke · · Score: 1

      yeah. I think the generals must have had multiple orgasms when told of this discovery.

    2. Re:What is this doing under idle? by conspirator57 · · Score: 2, Informative

      there are people who cannot feel pain.

      http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/915341/people_who_cant_feel_pain.html?cat=52

      counterintuitively, it's not a good thing.

      what would be a good thing would be partially desensitized to pain. that way you get the information ("hey, you should pull your hand off the stove burner") without the incapacitating effects.

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    3. Re:What is this doing under idle? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      It can also take the survival instincts out of animals, which is why people are concerned that this isn't a *good idea*, same as it would be for us humans.

    4. Re:What is this doing under idle? by whatajoke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting article. Thanks. But I think the problems noted with CIPA(Congenital insensitivity to pain) are solveable at least for creating special ops soldiers. Preserve and keep healthy the human units with CIPA until a mission really requires them. And then you send them into circumstances not even a strong willed human can tolerate (e.g. radioactive battlescape). May not be possible with most (modern) democratic countries, but can become a possibility under extrenuating changes. And discoveries can be used even decades after they are made.

    5. Re:What is this doing under idle? by math4jedi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is what we need, radioactive pain free zombies... At least they'd glow in the dark hindering their ability to sneak up on you at night.

    6. Re:What is this doing under idle? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're not bred to survive, they're bred to die.

      I do see the philosophical ramifications though. Why force all these miserable fast food workers to slave away all day when we can make fast food workers that enjoy it? That kind of thing.

    7. Re:What is this doing under idle? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Being bred to be slaughtered is not the same as being bred without survival instinct. All animals are bred to survive or else they'd not be born in the first place or even still exist as being cultivated.

      if an animal doesn't derive survival instinct, it will inevitably kill itself in ways that we cannot even fathom. Ever heard of turkeys drowning themselves in the rain? Dogs ingesting things fatal to them such as antifreeze or gasoline? Same idea. Now take away the parts that they learn from, and suddenly you have some new issues.

      What you are talking about with people enjoying things that are not positive is taking away cognitive dissonance. That is also usually known as free will. Don't like that? Go live in any dedicated communist area and I don't mean that in a threatening or fascist or "ignorant american" way, or go spend some time reading 1984.

    8. Re:What is this doing under idle? by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      there are people who cannot feel pain.

      ...so you're saying, by the transitive property, it's morally okay to eat them?

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    9. Re:What is this doing under idle? by thrash242 · · Score: 1

      Why force all these miserable fast food workers to slave away all day when we can make fast food workers that enjoy it?

      I'm so glad I'm a Beta.

    10. Re:What is this doing under idle? by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      easy there. you should still preferentially dine on the free range rude.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79cNJBafPkQ

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    11. Re:What is this doing under idle? by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because its a solution looking for a problem.

      Your average farm animal does not suffer much pain in its life. At least not since we stopped harnessing them for pulling plows.

      Large animals, cattle, hogs, probably feel one brief instance of pain as the are slaughtered, but other than that modern
      animal husbandry does not involve inflicting pain. Even the ear tags used on cows do not seem to bother them much.
      Watching them punch those tags in, many animals don't even seem to notice.

      Chickens and turkeys life in crowded areas, and occasionally stampede each other, but other than that they live
      a boring but pain free existence.

      This is a stupid idea. The animals would hurt themselves more with this than without it. The barbed wire fence would
      rip grazing cattle to shreds if they couldn't feel it.

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    12. Re:What is this doing under idle? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Those alphas do have such dreadful responsibility. They're so frightfully clever too.

    13. Re:What is this doing under idle? by RobinEggs · · Score: 1
      So people can't bother to read even the summary now?

      From the summary:

      [animals who experience this gene modification] don't have negative associations with pain, although they do react negatively to heat and pressure.

      They're eliminating the component of pain which inspires psychological anguish, not building 4,000 pound animals without sensitivity to damaging physical stimuli. The cows will still respond to pain appropriately; if the project works out as planned, however, the "pain" won't hurt.

    14. Re:What is this doing under idle? by icebike · · Score: 1

      "inspires psychological anguish"

      In the animal, or the PETA member watching the animal contentedly graze in the field?

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    15. Re:What is this doing under idle? by billius · · Score: 1

      Large animals, cattle, hogs, probably feel one brief instance of pain as the are slaughtered, but other than that modern animal husbandry does not involve inflicting pain.

      Citation needed. Sows are kept in gestation crates that do not even allow them to turn around and constantly pumped full of antibiotics due to unsanitary conditions. They are force-fed until their bellies hit the ground. Cows don't fare much, if at all, better.

      Chickens and turkeys life in crowded areas, and occasionally stampede each other, but other than that they live a boring but pain free existence.

      You're conveniently omitting the part where they cut off the beak of the animal which causes acute and sometimes chronic pain to keep the birds from killing at eating each other due to the cramped and stressful conditions. I do agree that this is a silly solution; the obvious logical choice is to drastically scale back the consumption of meat to alleviate the dire ethical and ecological consequences of the modern meat industry.

    16. Re:What is this doing under idle? by icebike · · Score: 0, Troll

      How did I know you vegans would weigh in with your overwrought horror stories.

      Unlike you, I've actually worked on a farm, so don't bring that nonsense around here.

      http://www.aces.edu/department/extcomm/npa/newsline/archives/cattle%20grazing.jpg

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    17. Re:What is this doing under idle? by billius · · Score: 1

      An unsubstantiated personal anecdote and a link to a picture of cows grazing? You have forced me to seriously reconsider my beliefs. Truly, you have a dizzying intellect!

    18. Re:What is this doing under idle? by Rary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How did I know you vegans would weigh in with your overwrought horror stories.

      Unlike you, I've actually worked on a farm, so don't bring that nonsense around here.

      Right, because we all know that the world's demand for meat is easily met by your little family farms, and that industrial factory farming is entirely a myth propagated by smelly hippie animal rights terrorists to further their agenda of enslaving meat-eating humans.

      In the U.S., four companies produce 81 percent of cows, 73 percent of sheep, 57 percent of pigs and 50 percent of chickens. In 1967, there were one million pig farms in America; as of 2002, there were 114,000, with 80 million pigs (out of 95 million) killed each year on factory farms as of 2002, according to the U.S. National Pork Producers Council. According to the Worldwatch Institute, 74 percent of the world's poultry, 43 percent of beef, and 68 percent of eggs are produced this way.

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    19. Re:What is this doing under idle? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Training a special ops soldier will require exposure to dangers which may generally require pain sensitivity as a survival factor. Hence, creating the CIPA soldier would likely kill him/her.

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    20. Re:What is this doing under idle? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Feral ghouls?

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    21. Re:What is this doing under idle? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Unlike you, I've actually worked on a farm, so don't bring that nonsense around here.

      You ever work on a factory farm, like a hog farm or a huge row of chicken houses? Your small, open field farms aren't the problem. It's farms owned by companies like Smithfield or Tyson that cause a lot of us distress.

      I hate factory farms, and I'm still largely carnivorous -- I just buy my meat from more ethical meat producers.

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  4. Just like taking an aspirin... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...eliminates the soul-sucking ennui of day-to-day life.

    I think they're missing the point.

    1. Re:Just like taking an aspirin... by uncle-gendo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You need opiates for that.

  5. Insanity by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    CAN != Should

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    1. Re:Insanity by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While true, how about you make a point on why they shouldn't?

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    2. Re:Insanity by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It won't work unless animals are somehow protected from ever harming themselves. Actually, they would also need daily full-body medical scans, because the animal's pain-related behavior can be a warning sign of illness or internal complication.

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    3. Re:Insanity by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 0

      CAN != Should Not

    4. Re:Insanity by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      I have an idea! Let's put them all in cages so they can't move! That way the odds of them hurting themselves goes way down! Oh...wait...

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    5. Re:Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those that are so concerned about the thing they're about to eat that it bothers them the cow may have felt pain, maybe they should just not eat meat and instead choose another previously living entity they feel less empathy towards.

    6. Re:Insanity by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Coulter, aren't you that bony, self-hating drag queen in the "I can lick my own asshole" video?

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    7. Re:Insanity by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't think there's enough Dick Cheney to feed the population. Even only one serving...

      Still, it's pretty evident that he feels nothing at all.

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  6. Um, how about no? by Millennium · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pain serves a useful biological function: it allows living things to know when they have been injured.

    Now, admittedly, cattle are not the brightest animals in the evolutionary tree. Nevertheless, they still know enough to stay away from things that hurt them. Removing the ability to do that can't possibly be good for their safety.

    1. Re:Um, how about no? by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      Removing the ability to do that can't possibly be good for their safety.

      Niiiice.

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    2. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the fine summary, you'd see that this only should affect the "unpleasantness" part of pain.

    3. Re:Um, how about no? by emidln · · Score: 1

      Wild cattle (if such things still exist) would be severely hampered by not feeling pain. The thing is, we're not releasing the cattle we manipulate. When we are farming cattle, we don't need the cattle to know they've been injured as it can only make them less cooperative with their handlers and other cattle. In fact, what we plan on doing to cattle (slaughtering them for food) isn't good for their overall safety either.

    4. Re:Um, how about no? by mevets · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is why the pace of technological growth is slowing. 50 years ago, people would have looked at this and thought, wow, we can bbq live steak, and it won't try to run away.
      Those people had ideas, big ideas. They looked at nuclear bombs and thought "Hey, we could get rid of those mountains blocking our view".
      That is the spirit of innovation that drives true progress...

    5. Re:Um, how about no? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 0

      The only biological function pain serves for livestock that lives its entire life in a cage slightly larger than its body is to make it suffer. Suppose that was your future: to live in a narrow six-foot cage for the rest of your life. Would you prefer to do it in constant pain or not? How would your "safety" be compromised if you couldn't feel pain in your cage?

    6. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      immune to pain means immune to common cattle fences both electric and barb wire....

    7. Re:Um, how about no? by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention, it will be end of barbed wire fences as an effective means of containing cattle.
      Probably a reduction in the effectiveness of electric fences, too.
      Makes you wonder what kind of conditions they expect to raise the cattle under.

    8. Re:Um, how about no? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Who knows what side effects may show in these animals? Tromping down fences- or perhaps a fearlessness that would be dangerous to farmers.

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    9. Re:Um, how about no? by SargentDU · · Score: 1

      It would make it impossible to raise cattle. They would subscribe to injuries they did to themselves and the value of their meat would also be decreased due to continual bruising etc. if they feel no pain, no change in behavior will occur to stop hurting themselves.

    10. Re:Um, how about no? by maxume · · Score: 1

      I prefer using mental jujitsu on he problem; it isn't completely insane to separate pain and suffering based on the idea that suffering is the act of taking offense at pain, so a thing like a cattle doesn't really suffer, it reacts instinctively to organic damage (making noise at pain has the evolutionary advantage of alerting the herd...).

      I have trouble coming up with an argument that the above is more offensive than the proposal from the article.

      I guess I leave aside humans who take offense on behalf of the cattle, but I don't really care about what they think either.

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    11. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's not unpleasant walking on the sharp rocks or rubbing up against the barbed wire, or even biting your tongue, why would the cow not do it?

      I guess if this is meant to justify sticking them in a box where they can't move to hurt themselves anyway, it might make sense.

    12. Re:Um, how about no? by InlawBiker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Precisely. If you remove their pain sensors you might also remove their fear sensors. Then we would have angry, fearless cows who can feel no pain mercilessly dealing out revenge on their former masters, burning and killing everything in their path. I think this is a bad idea.

    13. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I gather from TFS, it's not even so much removing the "ow! I got poked! move away!" response as it is the "thingies-that-poke-me are unpleasant! avoid them, to avoid pain!" response.

    14. Re:Um, how about no? by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Pain serves a useful biological function

      And what purpose does it serve for the farmer? Let's not drop the context that his goal - to raise cattle - is the only one to be served. Simply stating that "pains serves a useful function" imagines some other goal, or that the function is equally useful regardless of the goal or value.

    15. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new bovine overlords?

    16. Re:Um, how about no? by berashith · · Score: 1

      modern livestock doesn't really live in a narrow cage by itself. They stay in a rather large pen, with as many other cows per square inch as you can manage. Feeling pain may actually be relevant, as I surely would like to know if a cow is standing on a part of me.

    17. Re:Um, how about no? by interploy · · Score: 1

      Um, cows are not kept in cages. They spend the majority of their time roaming pastures and feed lots, and commonly run the risks of breaking a leg in prairie dog holes, getting stuck in a fence (barbed and/or electric), attacked by coyotes/wolves/bears depending on location and time of year, and numerous other hazards. Not to mention biological functions like child birth where pain serves to limit the amount of strain the body puts on itself.

      Pain is a part of basic survival, even if your life destiny is to be slaughtered for food and various by-products. It's necessary feedback to tell you 'hey, you're about to fuck your shit up, stop that'. As I see it, taking away a vital part of survival is far worse than any methods currently used to slaughter cattle.

      I do think a relatively pain-free life and a quick death is the least we can do for animals intended for slaughter, but this is absurd. Without something to tell them they're being wounded, they won't even make it to the cutting table. Are you telling me it's less cruel to let an animal blunder into accident after accident just because they can't feel it?

    18. Re:Um, how about no? by berashith · · Score: 2, Funny

      holy shit... imagine if this procedure was done to Canadians!

    19. Re:Um, how about no? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does a cattle prod do?

    20. Re:Um, how about no? by Flea+of+Pain · · Score: 1

      Precisely. If you remove their pain sensors you might also remove their fear sensors. Then we would have angry, fearless cows who can feel no pain mercilessly dealing out revenge on their former masters, burning and killing everything in their path. I think this is a great idea.

       
      Fixed that for ya.

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    21. Re:Um, how about no? by rattaroaz · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, since "no pain, no gain," they will be calorie free meat. You just have to fight them more to get it.

    22. Re:Um, how about no? by stainless-steel-vash · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our bovine overlor....wait, they're already here.

      Moooove along, nothing new here.

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    23. Re:Um, how about no? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      OK, killing I can see, but burning? How are they going to light the matches or activate the Zippo? You can't rub two sticks together if all you have are hooves.

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    24. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

    25. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but to rid cattle of this gene would still be the wrong direction. And yes we do need a direction. This is not a step toward something good. especially if you feel the earth has to many humans already. I also feel this step would be premature in the way that making an addition to a software suite doesn't merit a new release. In other words finding one gene and getting excited and trying to sell it... Just do some more research and you could make an artificial brain interface or something. Growing good meat should be possible.

    26. Re:Um, how about no? by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      OK, killing I can see, but burning? How are they going to light the matches or activate the Zippo? You can't rub two sticks together if all you have are hooves.

      Mrs. O'Leary would like to have a word with you...

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    27. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords

    28. Re:Um, how about no? by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, they stand on their hind legs and take up polearms.

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    29. Re:Um, how about no? by SpeedyDX · · Score: 1

      BBQing live steak would be pretty cool, but this could bring steak tartare to a whole new level!

    30. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely. If you remove their pain sensors you might also remove their fear sensors. Then we would have angry, fearless cows who can feel no pain mercilessly dealing out revenge on their former masters, burning and killing everything in their path. I think this is a bad idea.

      On the other had, we would have angry, fearless cows who can feel no pain mercilessly dealing out revenge on their former masters, burning and killing everything in their path. I think this is a good idea.

    31. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this post flamebait again?

    32. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      imagine if this procedure was done to Canadians!

      Isn't that what happened to the first White House?

    33. Re:Um, how about no? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      So we'll just have to make them boneless too. That way they wont walk off. Zap their muscles regularly to flex them (why not, they cant feel pain.) Stuff a tube down their throat to feed them, and BANG! you've got just about the perfect food source.

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    34. Re:Um, how about no? by trooperer · · Score: 1

      Then we would have angry, fearless cows who can feel no pain mercilessly dealing out revenge on their former masters, burning and killing everything in their path.

      But, there is no cow level!

      cow level

    35. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, my father in law raises cattle for beef...and they are kept behind regular old non-pain-inducing fences......not electric, not razorwire...just wooden fences. lol.

    36. Re:Um, how about no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfotunately from the summary that although they "don't have negative associations with pain, although they do react negatively to heat and pressure." Which means BBQing live steak won't work.

    37. Re:Um, how about no? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Those people had ideas, big ideas. They looked at nuclear bombs and thought "Hey, we could get rid of those mountains blocking our view".

      I know of a guy who thought the same way, except for him the obstructed view was of Venus. I think his name was Marvin.

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  7. At last! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I can build my impervious-to-pain super-soldier army! Thank you, cow scientists!

    1. Re:At last! by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      Well you can already build such an army out of insects if you were going the non-human route. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of fire ants loaded with TNT!!!

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    2. Re:At last! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 3, Funny

      I like the way you think, sir. Would you care to go halfsies with me on a skull-shaped island fortress? I'll bring the death laser.

    3. Re:At last! by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of catching a bunch of ants and putting in tiny radio control electrodes into their brains. Then I'll teach them to steal death lasers from the sharks and TNT from Osama. I still need to figure out how to get them to swim to the island fortress though.

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    4. Re:At last! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a shark if you want a junior partner.

  8. Stupid by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1, Funny

    Udderly Stupid (sorry, couldn't help myself).

    An animal that can not feel pain would be very likely to injure itself. People who have conditions where they cannot feel pain are having to constantly check themselves for broken bones, sores, scrapes, etc. You might think it would be wonderful to live in a world without pain, but it would truly be awful.

    Pain is there for a reason.... unlike this freaking 1.5" wide text area I am typing in.

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    1. Re:Stupid by acon1modm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think cattle are kept in individual pens just large enough for them to fit in, they can't even turn around. I don't think they can get into much trouble.

      I could be wrong about this , I just saw it in a documentary.

    2. Re:Stupid by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      Depends on the cattle. My uncle was a dairy farmer, and while his cows had stalls of cow size, they were open on one side, so the cows could go in and out as they pleased. While they looked to small to turn around in (and most cows would just back in or back out), I've seen quite a few turn around inside the stall, if a tad awkwardly. When they weren't being milked, they were allowed to roam around a field outside the barn.

      I don't know how the beef industry works, but at least for small scale family dairy farmers (my uncle topped out at a few hundred cows, with a total number of workers equal to himself plus a niece or nephew or two), the cows have enough freedom to injure themselves, and this modification would be a really bad idea.

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    3. Re:Stupid by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      Udderly Stupid

      Moove along, nothing to see here.

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    4. Re:Stupid by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Pens are expensive (and require very expensive grain) and cattle are grazed on the most worthless land available (if land is only worth growing grass it's cattle range). Why do you think Texas was prime cattle country?

      Calves are kept in pens (normally 2x their size sheltered and 3-5x their size open) when they're not kept with their mothers (normally dairy calves) until their weaned at which point they join a beef herd.

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    5. Re:Stupid by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      That isn't how most cattle spend most of their life... they may end up in place like that for a short time just before the end, but most get to roam around some field eating grass and looking bored for several years.

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    6. Re:Stupid by amilo100 · · Score: 1

      Most cattle are what we call âoefree rangeâ. As I understand it, it is only in the USA where cows are in feedlots to ensure âoeX disease free days before slaughter. Usually cows are just in feedlots for an extremely short time.

      At least where I live, keeping cattle in feedlots is extremely expensive. Cattle go directly from the farm to the abattoir.

    7. Re:Stupid by schon · · Score: 1

      Pain is there for a reason.... unlike this freaking 1.5" wide text area I am typing in.

      Try installing Stylish and adding the following custom stylesheet.

      @namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
       
      @-moz-document domain("idle.slashdot.org") {
        div.quote, blockquote {
          font-style: italic!important;
        }
       
        textarea#postercomment {
          width: 80%!important;
          height: 20%!important;
        }
      }

    8. Re:Stupid by avandesande · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe you are thinking of veal pens.

      There are all kinds of ways to farm cattle. Here in New Mexico they are allowed to graze on multi-thousand acre ranches.

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    9. Re:Stupid by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Excellent, I could customize Slashdot to look like, say, my employer's home page... or the technical documentation for my project...

    10. Re:Stupid by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to install a hack to make a tech website work properly?

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    11. Re:Stupid by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to install a hack to make a tech website work properly?

      You are clearly not tech-savvy enough for this tech website. Move along.

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    12. Re:Stupid by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Apparently Slashdot is not tech-savvy enough for this website.

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  9. sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now this is just sick, and the kind of workaround that would make an IT pro cry.

    1. Re:sick by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

      If your servers screamed every time you had to reboot them, would you so willingly install Microsoft software on them?

  10. Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Comatose51 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It might sound like a good idea but I find the whole idea of genetically engineering cows so they don't feel pain so we can eat them without guilt is kind of creepy, surreal, and absurd. The far simpler solution is to eEither stop eating meat or continue eating it the same way we have for as long as there has been humans. I mean what's next? Engineer ourselves to not feel pain? Then is it OK to murder?

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    1. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      I think the point is this: if the choice is between livestock that lives in daily pain until it is slaughtered, and livestock that doesn't, only a sick bastard would prefer the scenario with the needless suffering. That's not saying that it's the best possible scenario, but it's not crazy to think it might be the best realistic near-term scenario in a world where the demand for meat is growing exponentially.

    2. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a false dichotomy. There is no need for livestock to live in pain at all, with or without the genetic manipulations.

    3. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by rotide · · Score: 1
      I totally understand what you're saying, but isn't this just masking the real issue?

      I'm no vegan and I think PETA is a bunch of retards, but with that said, I do abhor curelty to animals.

      Whether they feel no pain or tons of pain doesn't change the fact that they are treated entirely unethically. I understand that killing them is necessary for consumption of meat and I'm totally ok with that, but forcing them to live for x years in a tiny pen is just beyond cruel.

      My point here is, dulling their pain really only dulls ours as well, at least when they feel pain more of _us_ do as well. I'm not saying we need to convince people to be PETA loving vegans, but if we all get fed up with their treatment in the long term, then maybe the farmers will be forced to treat their animals with the respect they rightfully deserve.

    4. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      If you're going to that level of change, it's probably more effective (and not all that much more expensive) to engineer steak to grow in a vat.

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    5. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Virak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There are three options here:
      1. Don't reduce the suffering of the animals with no effort
      2. Significantly reduce the suffering of the animals for a reasonable amount of effort
      3. Completely eliminate the suffering of the animals for an unreasonable amount of effort

      Ideals are nice, but unfortunately we live in reality, not fantasyland, and demanding the entire world go vegan overnight is simply not going to work. At all. You can have a compromise, or you can have nothing.

      I mean what's next? Engineer ourselves to not feel pain? Then is it OK to murder?

      Murder is still murder even if it's painless. Killing someone in their sleep will not get you out of murder charges.

    6. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by ChienAndalu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The next step is to grow meat without a central nervous system at all, in arbitrary size.

      It sounds creepy, but only because it is unusual. When you think about it, this method of producing meat is superior.

    7. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by ratnerstar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe we can genetically engineer cows to not taste so delicious -- problem solved!

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    8. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think we should engineer plants to feel pain. That way we can screw over the pussy vegetarians and they're attempts to attain a moral high ground.

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    9. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by SydShamino · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      Your question does not solve the dilemma. If you mean that bio-engineering cows to not feel pain makes it OK to murder human beings who do not feel pain, it would also imply that murder is OK with normal human beings since we kill animals which feel pain. Similarly your assumption would also imply that if you believe murder is wrong, then killing animals is wrong.
      The error (as I see it) in your assumption is the idea that anything that is OK in animals is OK with humans. I think of animals as slightly lesser than human beings, but nevertheless capable of thought and feeling pain/sadness. I cannot see how making them not feel pain is worse than making them feeling pain and then killing them.

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    11. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by 93,000 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think you are confusing beef and veal. Normal beef cows are not confined to a tiny pen.

      People unfamiliar with farming underestimate the degree to which the comfort of animals is taken into account. Stressed steers are less healthy. Dairy cows produce significantly less milk when stressed or uncomfortable. Some dairies play music all day because they've found it has a calming effect and increases production.

      Like anything, it's all about money. But comfortable animals help the bottom line.

    12. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      As with all forms of pain, it is merely a symptom of a bigger problem. Pain is a signal that something is wrong, be it broken bone or upset stomach. In this case, we feel pain empathetically with the suffering of animals. Perhaps it isn't that we should simply make the pain go away, but rather address the cause of that suffering. This isn't about getting people to become vegan, because that is unrealistic and unwise. However, the source of pain isn't the slaughter of the animals, as that is probably fairly quick. It is the housing of these animals through their life. Kept in small pens, force fed antibiotics in order to keep from catching disease as they stand in their own excrement, these animals have the worst living conditions of any creature I've heard of, even worse than our most vile criminals.

      Fix this cause, and perhaps the problems it is causing will cease.

    13. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I mean what's next? Engineer ourselves to not feel pain? Then is it OK to murder?

      Poor example. I'd say, "Is it ok to murder someone if you know their consciousness will be immediately downloaded into an exact duplicate of their body?" Murder isn't about pain, as you can die in non-painful ways. It's about not existing anymore.

    14. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by dissy · · Score: 1

      I think the point is this: if the choice is between livestock that lives in daily pain until it is slaughtered, and livestock that doesn't, only a sick bastard would prefer the scenario with the needless suffering.

      Hey now, some of us are addicted to the slow cooked in flavor of suffering ;P

    15. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      Sir! How dare you even consider taking away the taste of our meat pinatas!

      p.s. I tried to use the N with a squiggle over it. The slashdot editor choked on it =(

    16. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm from PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals), and we'll take off all of our clothes in protest. And unlike that OTHER group, we're not a bunch of hot vegetarians, so you will not enjoy the spectacle .

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    17. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Completely eliminate the suffering of the animals for an unreasonable amount of effort

      To say that going vegan is an unreasonable amount of effort is simply false. For many people in many situation it only requires will not effort.

    18. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Virak · · Score: 1

      You are greatly misunderstanding the problem before you, as many others do.

      Going vegan is easy. Convincing a single other person to go vegan if they're not already leaning in that direction is nigh-impossible. To completely eliminate the suffering of animals from farming by means of veganism, you must convince not just one person, not just a few, but billions to switch.

      Does it still look so easy now?

    19. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 1

      I mean what's next? Engineer ourselves to not feel pain? Then is it OK to murder?

      We should engineer ourselves to not feel guilt.

    20. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Vegetarians have some great pussy, btw. Sink into one of those and... ... damn. Just... mind == blown. I'm not kidding either.

    21. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by mdarksbane · · Score: 2, Informative

      I noticed that when I went to the livestock judging at the local fair recently. It was all kids' 4-H projects, and the judges were taking very careful time to explain how important it was that you handle the livestock gently, as bruised meat is essentially worthless.

      I know some farming operations are rougher than others (factory farmed chickens for example), but all of the beef cattle I see raised around here spend most of their days pretty much the same as they do in the wild - wandering around through a wide open field eating grass.

    22. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but a comfortable cow's increased production has to be higher than having crammed less efficient cows in the same amount of space. Otherwise the bottom line favors manufacturing style food production.

      In any case, it would probably be just as easy to engineer humans to have no conscience.

    23. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I think we should engineer plants to feel pain.

      Who tells you they don't? Maybe we are just unable to recognize their pain because they are too different.

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    24. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by RobVB · · Score: 1

      I know some farming operations are rougher than others (factory farmed chickens for example)

      Indeed. This was linked to me the other day: Undercover Investigation at Hy-Line Hatchery

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    25. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that when I went to the livestock judging at the local fair recently. It was all kids' 4-H projects, and the judges were taking very careful time to explain how important it was that you handle the livestock gently, as bruised meat is essentially worthless.

      I know some farming operations are rougher than others (factory farmed chickens for example), but all of the beef cattle I see raised around here spend most of their days pretty much the same as they do in the wild - wandering around through a wide open field eating grass.

      You need to take a reality check about belief that they are mostly wandering around eating grass. Read "Fast Food Nation", or visit your industrial-scale cow feedlot to see how most of the beef we consume is produced.

    26. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This book says that may be the case. I haven't read it, so I can't attest to whether it's tangible or just philosophical...

      "Essentially, the subject of the book is the idea that plants may be sentient, despite their lack of a nervous system and a brain. This sentience is observed primarily through changes in the plant's conductivity, as through a polygraph, as pioneered by Cleve Backster. The book also contains a summary of Goethe's theory of plant metamorphosis."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Life_of_Plants

    27. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by justthisdude · · Score: 1

      Even MORE simpler would be to breed humans not to feel guilt: ethical problem solved.

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    28. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by raddan · · Score: 1

      Hey, forget about bread bowls, here come meat bowls. Awesome! Grow your own turducken.

    29. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      No, we need to engineer broccoli that tastes like sirloin.

    30. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by jarocho · · Score: 1

      Facts, they are stubborn things...

      People unfamiliar with farming underestimate the degree to which the comfort of animals is taken into account.

      All of the investigative reporting on factory farming in the last several years would indicate the exact opposite of this assertion. The comfort of the animals in farms across the United States is dead-last in priority, behind profit, common sense and even the humanity of those involved.

      Some dairies play music all day because they've found it has a calming effect and increases production.

      Like anything, it's all about money.

      Where are all these dairy farms in which they play music for the cows? Do the cows spontaneously break into dance, too?

      Is a visit to the dentist really that much better because they pipe in muzak during the root canal procedure? Or can we agree it's still pretty freaking uncomfortable? Now imagine getting a root canal every day of your life, for a couple of years, until the last day, in which the dentist shows up with a blade. This may sound a little extreme, but it's probably not actually all that far off from the average factory farm animal's perspective and experience.

      Bottom line, factory farming is still cruel, with or without the soundtrack.

    31. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have enough politicians already, thank you.

    32. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by internic · · Score: 1

      all of the beef cattle I see raised around here spend most of their days pretty much the same as they do in the wild - wandering around through a wide open field eating grass.

      AFAIK the vast majority of beef cattle in the US are corn fed. Grass fed beef is much more difficult to come by and usually considerably more expensive. So, if that's what you've seen around where you live, it is not a representative sample.

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    33. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by 93,000 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say life was a day spa for a cow. I said that a farmer/dairyman has a vested interest in animal comfort because it can help his bottom line. And please note that your 'all of the investigative reporting' comes from goveg, peta and mercy for animals (no slant there). You never hear about the livestock inspection that went exactly as planned because it isn't news.

      And not to piss on your cause, because there ARE many examples of bad ranching practices out there that need to be stopped (note: many != majority) , but if you want to be convincing you do need to lighten up on your 'root canal a day for a couple of years' example. You are correct, it is a little extreme.

    34. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure the hundreds upon hundreds of farms I've passed and visited while living in the middle of rural America for my entire life are *completely* unrepresentative of how beef cattle are raised in this area.

      And the people around here sell to whomever buys it - often McDonald's or Wendy's.

      Most people raise their cattle on a mix of grass and corn - it's *expensive* to raise cattle purely on corn. There's a reason most of the state is fenced with barbed wire.

    35. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wandering around through a wide open field eating cornmeal.

      Fixed that for you.

    36. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      I'm curious how you would kill the unfit or unusable livestock quickly and humanely? That grinder may *look* horrifying, but it seems to be quick. It's actually quite a bit more humanely than most "animal rights" organizations deal with the pets they collect http://www.petakillsanimals.com/petaKillsAnimals.cfm

      Or what you would do with the male chicks when they aren't worth the cost of feed and labor to raise them to maturity? Farming is a business, and a business that does *not* pay well for individual farmers. It is not a charity for unwanted roosters.

    37. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      If you're concerned about this, I'm curious what alternative you would suggest. I see a few

      1) Everyone becomes vegetarian. Yay... except for most of the world's population likes meat, we evolved to eat it, it's part of our culture, and it's tasy. So you'd probably have to force people to do it. Lose for rights there. And what do we do with all the cattle? Can't let them roam free or they'll start running through town making a big mess. They can't survive roaming free because they've had a symbiotic relationship with humans for thousands of years. So I guess 90% of the cattle population goes away.

      2) We regulate farms! Farmers have to do grass fed beef (which they already do a fair amount of - the corn-mash feedlot is usually only used for the last few months of their life to fatten them for market. Breeding herds are allowed to graze as long as weather permits). Meat becomes expensive, so only the rich can afford it. Hey, that's how it was fifty years ago! Remember that "A chicken in every pot" wishful-thinking dream? We've achieved it a hundred ties over because modern farming methods make meat cheap. Not a very egalitarian position to take here, either.

      3) We let the animal welfare conscious spend extra for their grass fed beef (so nice to know that witless creature you had someone else slaughter for you had a happy life before it died) or be vegan themselves, and let the rest of the world enjoy spending their money on things that matter to them instead of more "moral" beef.

    38. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by dnahelicase · · Score: 1

      It might be creepy, but what if we take it a bit further? Cows that feel no pain can also be made to feel happy, or at least not-unhappy. Then they won't even need to move, walk, or graze. We can feed them through a tube in a cow-sized box and they'll be just as happy and pain-free as can be. Of course, we then won't need the legs, tail, or other "cheap" pieces. I say we keep going until we have the ability to grow these things in skyscrapers. Just think about it- local fresh meat every day! No lengthy transportation costs! Greener living!

    39. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 1

      They did that already. The first crop was lost because the cows could not accept an existence without suffering.

    40. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by jarocho · · Score: 1

      I look forward to seeing your future post, in which you include all of the "non-slanted" investigative reports you're basing your own comments on, which show that the majority (meaning >= 50.1%) of factory farms do NOT actually employ horrific and inhumane practices. Like I said, facts are stubborn...

    41. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by reformedengineer · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing beef and veal. Normal beef cows are not confined to a tiny pen.

      People unfamiliar with farming underestimate the degree to which the comfort of animals is taken into account. Stressed steers are less healthy. Dairy cows produce significantly less milk when stressed or uncomfortable. Some dairies play music all day because they've found it has a calming effect and increases production.

      Like anything, it's all about money. But comfortable animals help the bottom line.

      I wish that were true. from wikipedia: The number of farms has also decreased, and their ownership is more concentrated. In the U.S., four companies produce 81 percent of cows, 73 percent of sheep, 57 percent of pigs and 50 percent of chickens.[24] In 1967, there were one million pig farms in America; as of 2002, there were 114,000,[25] with 80 million pigs (out of 95 million) killed each year on factory farms as of 2002, according to the U.S. National Pork Producers Council.[23] According to the Worldwatch Institute, 74 percent of the world's poultry, 43 percent of beef, and 68 percent of eggs are produced this way.[14] and what the EPA has to say about it http://www.epa.gov/region7/water/cafo/index.htm http://cfpub.epa.gov/npdes/home.cfm?program_id=7

    42. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It absolutely is not okay to murder someone if their body and mind will be cloned a moment beforehand. You are still murdering the person, even if you aren't removing them entirely.

      If you know (this is impossible) that the actual instance of their consciousness that the original person is running will be transferred with no loss of continuity to the new body... then it's still a nonconsensual assault on their person. But it isn't murder.

    43. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by internic · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure the hundreds upon hundreds of farms I've passed and visited while living in the middle of rural America for my entire life are *completely* unrepresentative of how beef cattle are raised in this area. ... Most people raise their cattle on a mix of grass and corn...

      It's true that most cattle are fed grass at some point during their lives, but 3/4 of US beef is finished on corn (or other grains) in a feed lot, i.e., not grazing the pasture down by the road. I think finishing can comprise a significant portion of the steer's life (at least for grain finished beef), though I don't know the numbers off-hand. Of course, a high density feed lot is, well, high density and takes up a lot less area, which might explain why your experience from driving around was not representative. Remember, the plural of "anecdote" is not "data".

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    44. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we can genetically engineer cows to not taste so delicious -- problem solved!

      If $DEITY didn't want us to eat *people* he/she/it/they would not have made them out of meat.

    45. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by TerranFury · · Score: 1
    46. Re:Kind of Creepy and Absurd by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      I know this comment thread is dead, but I thought you might be interested.

      The length of time that cattle spend in feedlots on high grain diets is variable. A calf typically starts life in March to May and remains with the cow on pasture or range until October or November. The calf may then be moved to a feedlot or may be maintained on a forage feeding program until a year later when it is moved to a feedlot as a yearling. Thus, beef cattle generally enter feedlots at weights of 450 to 650 pounds (calves), or 650 to 900 pounds (yearlings). For example, calves may enter the feedlot at 500 pounds and be marketed at about 1,100 pounds. Yearlings may enter the feedlot at 750 pounds and be marketed at about 1,200 pounds, while heavy yearlings enter at about 900 pounds and are marketed at about 1,200 pounds.

      How much grain and protein supplement are required to produce a pound of retail beef?

              * 1,200-pound beef cows marketed at 7 years of age have consumed a total of 840 pounds of protein supplement (120 pounds per year).
              * 500-pound feedlot calves fed to 1,100 pounds consume 6.5 pounds of total feed (80 percent grain and protein supplement) per pound of gain.
              * 750-pound feedlot yearlings fed to 1,200 pounds consume 7.2 pounds of total feed (90 percent grain and protein supplement) per pound of gain.
              * Yield of retail beef per pound of live weight is .45 pound (.35 pound for cows).

      Thus, it takes 2 pounds of grain and protein supplement to produce a pound of retail beef from beef cows and 3.6 pounds for heavy yearlings. For lighter weight yearlings and calves, the figures are 5.4 pounds and 6.3 pounds. These calculations do not consider the fertilizer value of the manure and urine provided by cattle during grazing and finishing.

      Contrary to some published claims, it does not take 16 pounds of grain to produce a pound of beef (Robbins 1987). Since beef cows are a major source of ground beef, a value between 3 and 4 pounds of grain and protein supplement to produce a pound of ground beef would be appropriate. Only by assuming that beef animals are fed diets composed largely of grains from birth to market weight could a value as great as 16 pounds be obtained. Those familiar with the beef industry know that this does not occur. In fact, cattle do not require any grain for the production of meat; the microbes in the rumen manufacture high-quality protein from nonprotein nitrogen.

      From http://ars.sdstate.edu/animaliss/beef.html

      Most farmers I have talked to don't send the cows to feedlot until they are at least yearlings. I have no idea if that is representative of other parts of the country, but it seems to be fairly standard here.

      Also note that this is beef cattle only - the breeding herd and milk cows are not sent to a feedlot. I know the story was about beef cattle, but it is a likely that since cows are selected for beef or breeding after they are born, it would be impossible to have your breeding herd cattle feel pain while your feedlot cattle do not.

  11. The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dish of the Day: Good evening, madame and gentlemen. I am the main dish of the day. May I interest you in parts of my body? May I urge you, sir, to consider my liver? It must be very rich and tender by now. I have been force feeding myself for months.

  12. Military applications by InsertWittyNameHere · · Score: 1

    Universal Soldier or something like it.

    1. Re:Military applications by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      Humans already develop this "ability" occasionally. There are two forms (that I'm aware of), one that can't sense pain, and the other that can't sense pain or heat. Being born with either usually means a short life. If I bite my tongue, I stop before I do serious damage. If I touch a hot stove, I pull back quickly. These reactions aren't automatic for CIPA sufferers (CIP sufferers might react to the stove). When I get a splinter in my foot, I remove it. If I get an infected ingrown nail or hair, I apply anti-biotics to relieve it. If I fracture a bone, I know I need to go to the doctor. Again, CIP/CIPA sufferers, lacking pain, don't know there's a problem. If they don't see it themselves, or suffer non-pain related symptoms, they'd die of infections without ever knowing the cause. For CIPA sufferers, their body frequently can't regulate it's own temperature; a simple cold could fry their brain.

      While self-checks and careful behavior might seem relatively simple for an adult, you're born with this, and it's really hard to explain to a child who can't feel pain why they *shouldn't* put their hands on a stove, stick needles in the hand, etc.

      Even if you managed to introduce it later in life (via retrovirus, drugs, or the like), lacking pain only makes you an awesome soldier for one battle. If you get shot five times and don't realize it, you'll function more effectively than someone who feels pain, but you'll still bleed out and die (and unlike the soldier who feels pain, you may not know you need help).

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    2. Re:Military applications by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, the Universal soldier who feels no pain would train until he did physical harm to himself and would no longer be useful. The Universal soldier who felt no fear would see no reason NOT to run at the pill box and therefore not have a reason to find a better way in.

  13. Zhou-Feng Chen aka Cobra Commander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rex Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  14. Pushed to their limits? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    So now that farm animals can feel no pain, we can just push them until they drop dead in the fields?

    1. Re:Pushed to their limits? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      sweet!
      however that would be pretty stupid and wasteful, economically.

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  15. Not a Good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Barb-wire fence. Electric fence. Cattle Prods. All useless.

  16. Human without pain do not have a goodlife by aepervius · · Score: 1

    They keep hurting themselves. Break elg. burn. Cut. Wanna bet that you would have to change some farming rule to make sure your cow would be halfway in a decent health when slaughtered ?

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    1. Re:Human without pain do not have a goodlife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you read the sumarry you would have realize that they only remove the affective component of pain

  17. Vision of the future (for cows) by Akir · · Score: 1

    The latest and currently most popular sport: cow charging. Almost any motor vehicle will do. Ram it into the cow, and listen to it's hilarious confused mooooooooo,

  18. Not a good idea by MpVpRb · · Score: 1

    A pain-free animal would quickly injure itself, and die.

    There is a good reason for pain.

  19. How about vegetables? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could they fix this in vegetables?

    I'm sure all those plant murderers and seventh-level vegans need a clean conscience.

    Those sustainable concentration camps for heirloom tomatoes and local gourds are surely filled with suffereing as the plants would prefer to be left alone to raise their families.

  20. BDSM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we'll have leather-clad BDSM cows in high heels whipping each others ?

    1. Re:BDSM? by Supurcell · · Score: 3, Funny

      So we'll have leather-clad BDSM cows in high heels whipping each others ?

      Yes! Leather made from their own hides, and it's cruelty-free!

  21. Clone Meat by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

    Most of the vegetarians I've asked would eat meat that had been cloned in a vat. It would presumably be much more efficient in terms of energy than raising live animals as well, since all the energy could go into the juicy and delicious parts without wasting it on such incidentals as walking around and mooing.

    Making the cow inured to pain? So the majority of people would go from not worrying one jot about how the animal feels, to.... oh. Vegetarians would probably just start to refuse to eat the meat on the grounds that it had been genetically engineered, or because of the psychological pain of being a farm animal.

    Call back when you can make me a fillet steak in a vat, for a lower cost than one that used to moo. Until then... farm animals have it one heck of a lot better than equivalent wild animals. I'll keep on eating them, and I'll only feel mildly guilty about their cost in terms of resources (about 10 times the amount that vegetable sources of protein cost).

    1. Re:Clone Meat by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Eating meat is actually a very cool bit of technology for which I'm pretty sure we have no modern replacement. How else do you convert solar energy into something we can digest using land that is too dry and poor to grow anything but grass on it? Herding was a huge technical development in that it allowed humans to live in areas that were previously inhospitable.

  22. Can't they just lobotomize them? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

    I've been wondering about this for a while now: Since pigs and dairy cows are basically kept in a pen slightly larger than their bodies, couldn't they be surgically modified to basically be in a vegetative state and then tube-fed? Would that add significantly to the cost of meat? I know that I'd be willing to pay extra for meat from animals who verifiably did not suffer.

    1. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you understand this, but just in case, to clarify, a lobotomy disconnects the frontal lobe, which has nothing to do with the interpretation of pain signals. If a lobotomy worked, it'd be very convenient because it's a comparatively simple procedure (at one point, some were doing it just by jamming an icepick up inside the eye). As far as a total coma-like vegetative state, personally, I'd rather my meat be conscious first. Vegetative food seems a great deal to "Matrixy" for my pallet.

    2. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by amilo100 · · Score: 1

      and dairy cows are basically kept in a pen slightly larger than their bodies,

      I donâ(TM)t know if it is different there, but I have never seen dairy cows kept in a pen. They are usually just milked in a pen and they sleep under a roof. But usually they can walk around.

    3. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by quarterbuck · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      YOu do know they aren't kept there, right? Orare you to busy trying to make some sort of point you forgot to think?

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    5. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by amilo100 · · Score: 1

      I think it differs from country to country...

      In my country it is too expensive to feed cattle just in a feedlot. But in the USA it is probably cheaper (subsidized maize).

    6. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by lwsimon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Having worked on a dairy farm for years, and seeing that I have 8 hogs in my back yard, I'm going to call bullshit on this one. Dairy cattle are typically allowed to freely roam for most of the day. Their day goes like this:

      Wake up in a large barn, with 400 or so other cows. Mosey out into a holding pen and stand there until let into the milk barn. Stand there and get milked. Blow snot on the person milking you. Crap all over the place, try to splatter on the person milking you. Walk out into a field. Stand around and chew on grass all day. Come back to the holding pen because your udder is full and uncomfortable. Stand there until let into the milk barn. Stand there and get milked. Blow snot on the person milking you. Crap all over the place, try to splatter on the person milking you. Walk out into a field. Chew on some grass. Go back to the barn and go to sleep.

      Hog pens are messy, but that's not because they're mistreated - pigs can't effectively sweat, so they cover themselves with wet mud to help dissipate heat. I promise, they *prefer* it that way. The pens are usually about 10x10' per pig.

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    7. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      10'X10' per pig? That's more room than I get and there are 3-4 of us grad students in a room. Of course we all know grad students deserve worse treatment than our food. :)

    8. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Yep - I have 8 pigs, and their pen is 3 panels by 5 panels. A panel is 8', so that's 24'x32', or 768 sq.ft. 96 square feet per pig.

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    9. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Nope, certainly not how it worked at the dairy farm I worked at. Replace all the instances of "Walk out into a field. Stand around and chew on grass all day." with "Go back and get tied up inside the barn" and that's accurate.

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    10. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing as you have all of *8* hogs I think you are in some delusional state as to what this is about. And a dairy farm is *not* *anything* like a beef production farm. For starters, if the cow is off you don't get milk, but you can essentially force weight gain on a cow. My wife grew up on a dairy farm. My father grew up in farm country (you know, the type where they have eight hogs, a herd of cows, etc., not a production farm). Small time dairy farmers (my wife's extended family is still doing it) are having a harder and harder time of it. Massive operations with less humane conditions for the milk cows can, on a large scale, be more cost effective.

      As someone else said: if you want to promote humane treatment of animals and still eat meat then buy from the small time farms that still do so. The range-fed beef I eat looks and tastes different than what you buy in a store. Pound for pound it costs more, but is well worth it for many reasons.

    11. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      I said I *have* 8 hogs, and I didn't reference cattle - I have 16 head right now, which we raise for show mainly.

      My father is an Ag teacher, and I know a thing or two about it myself, having grown up around it. Large-scale farming is more dense, but not a whole lot different really. Raising cattle for slaughter is a different thing from milk production, for sure, but it still isn't a "cage slightly bigger than their body". Even the most dense feedlots have enough room for the animals to mill about.

      When it comes down to it, though --- they are animals. They don't have "rights" as a human does, and they certainly aren't capable of complex thought. Cattle are some of the absolute dumbest animals I've ever encountered. We raise them for meat, and their entire purpose is to be butchered or provide us with milk.

      That doesn't mean that it is okay to be needlessly cruel - they can indeed feel pain, and be uncomfortable - but there is absolutely nothing wrong with running them down a chute and putting a piston-gun to their head. I hate to be graphic about it, and I understand that more urban folks aren't used to the imagery, but that's just the way it is.

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    12. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      That just doesn't make sense, unless you were working with very limited land or something. Grass is free, feed costs money. I'd rather feed only when necessary to supplement, as opposed to all year round.

      Why were they tied up in a barn? And why on Earth did you tie them up, as opposed to just penning them ?

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    13. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The discussion is about killing animals to feed other animals.

      I'm quite certain there are instances where cows die of old age, living out in the pastures with all their friends.

      This is completely unrelated to the industrial killing of sentient creatures.

      That said, I'm quite certain you're happy with the level of blood and puss that the US industry is allowed to include in your milk. I can't see any reason for that not to be included on the side of the carton/bottle/container - along with the fact that it has been homogenised and pasturised (at least THAT's something to be thankfull for).

    14. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Cows are sentient, now? Prove it. They possess "sensory awareness", sure - but consciousness? Have you ever been NEAR a cow?

      Levels of blood and puss are quite low, thanks. Don't forget the shit that they splash on their udders that gets in there, bacterial infections, and my favorite, iodine.

      That said, I'm quite certain you're happy with the level of boll weevils, grasshoppers, rat droppings, mice, and birds that the US industry is allowed to include in you wheat and soy. Hey, at least its made into bread and tofu, right?

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    15. Re:Can't they just lobotomize them? by Pumpkin+Tuna · · Score: 1

      Having been a journalist doing stories on large-scale hog farming, I call bullshit on this one.
      I'll give you the dairy cattle. That is as described, but hogs on a large-scale operation live an incredibly different life from your 8 backyard piggies. They don't wallow in mud because they live crammed into small pens and stand on a metal grate so that their waste can be siphoned off and dumped into leaky lagoons to sit a while before it's sprayed onto plants as "fertilizer" (much of that runs off into local streams).
      Look. I eat meat and will continue to do so with no qualms about the morality of it all. But that doesn't mean that we shouldn't try to eat less of it and demand that it be raised with a bit more thought to sustainability, the environment, and yes, as humane treatment as possible.
      This means more small, local operations like yours and less factory-style megafarms.

  23. Double no by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pain serves no useful function anymore. Its chief use is now as something for bullies to threaten with.
    What you mean is "a biological monitoring status feature" serves a function. But then on demand, we should be able to turn it off.
    Except in action movies, bullies are in better physical shape than their victims. Once they get an advantage, it's like a gaming-control lock.

    If pain were made optional, I think interesting things would happen to the legal code. You'd get more heavy duty conflicts.

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    1. Re:Double no by swanzilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I put myself through my undergrad and post grad work by working as a bouncer in a whisky drinking/fist fighting bar in Montana. I assure you that pain serves a very useful function. The average non-slashdotter tends to react to logical thought and formed arguments far less strongly as they will to something more basal such as an elbow to the nose.

    2. Re:Double no by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we need an extension of SNMP to the nervous system.

    3. Re:Double no by dtmancom · · Score: 1

      Right. Just leave your hand on that burner, then, and tell us how pain doesn't serve any useful function.

    4. Re:Double no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Pain serves no useful function anymore. Its chief use is now as something for bullies to threaten with."

      I thought that's what the legal system was.

    5. Re:Double no by FCAdcock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pain is a very useful sensation. Pain keeps people from doing stupid things, or from CONTINUING to do stupid things.

      Ever been burned by hot water? If you were to sit in water over 110 for very long you would litterally boil yourself to death. When you put your feet in the tub and scream, that's your body's way of telling you not to boil yourself.

      Ever had a broken bone? When you move a broken bone your body quickly tells you that doing so isn't the best idea by kicking in the pain. Moving it will lenghen the time it takes to heal.

      Touch a hot stove often? cut yourself while shaving? sunburn? all of those things are things you want to avoid, but wouldn't know to without pain.

      And you do NOT want a 1200lb cow without the ability to feel pain. That fence that keeps it from escaping onto the freeway wouldn't hold her in very long if the cow didn't feel pain. Cows are large, but not very bright. They don't understand what a car is. They don't understand what a road is. They just know they're wandering.

      Evolution is a wonderful thing. If we don't need something, evolution gets rid of it. And just because we've gotten all technological and all now does not diminish the fact that we still need to feel pain.

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    6. Re:Double no by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, for the love of $DIETY, don't forget to set a hard-to-guess private community string, unless you want random strangers tweaking the writeable objects in your neural MIB.

      That would be madness!

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    7. Re:Double no by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Lucky me I have an absolute lack of psycho-reaction. Stupid marines and street fighters want to start shit with me and I barely notice (or care), so they get bored (read: frustrated they can't get enough of a reaction to get the adrenaline rush they need to throw themselves into a fight) and leave me the fuck alone. Or if they do go into a rage, they're too stupid to fight properly; but in that case, you're right, pain works wonders. Too bad I can't PCL them... seriously, these are marines and over-muscled gym rats we're talking about, my first reaction is to dislocate something so they cry and gtfo, do you really think I can take these people in an extended fight?

    8. Re:Double no by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      110? Farenheit? I can't keep 110C water liquid without several additional pounds of pressure, and 110F is not dangerous (to me). Is your body configured such that you can't reliably store/eliminate thermal energy in a controlled way? 110 is rather cold... far too cold for me to shower in.

    9. Re:Double no by ivan_w · · Score: 1

      Pain is NOT a useful sensation ! Touch is.. discomfort is.. pain ISN'T !

      Ever throught about being restrained and had someone pull your fingernails out ? how does that serve anything ?

      Or someone pointing a gun at your head and telling you you have a minute to live.. or being told you have terminal cancel.. how does the pain help in a situation where there is no hope anyway?

      Oh.. and so why did the dentists invent anesthetics in the first place ? (sorry.. no novocaine there.. pain helps you realize that me drilling a hole in your molar isn't really for your own good.. please stand still while I secure those shackles to the chair..)

      The cow may feel *discomfort* (and will back out of the barbed wire fence).. but pain is useless if it can be prevented (and the cow will die a peaceful death - and the meat will taste better too !)

      And finally.. no.. evolution doesn't get rid of something if it doesn't serve a purpose.. evolution will get rid of something if it is statistically more likely that you will live long enough to have offspring if you do not have that feature (because, again, statistically - you are less likely to pass it on to your children)!

      And if Homo Sapiens find ways to remove (or at least switch off) something that no longer serves an evolutionary purpose - or for that matter - basic safety - but is only a leftover of the time pain *might* have served some evolutionary purpose, then I'm all for it !

      --Ivan

    10. Re:Double no by gabebear · · Score: 1

      Ever throught about being restrained and had someone pull your fingernails out ?

      Without pain, what would keep a toddler from pulling his fingernails out? (Besides that it is pretty difficult).

    11. Re:Double no by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      You are a complete moron to not even being able to google stuff like this before forming your opinion in 2 seconds.

      No pain is a very serious genetic disorder.

      http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/42140.php
      http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/conditions/01/27/rare.conditions/index.html
      http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/377/14726_pain.html

      "Those people, who do not feel any pain at all, usually die before they turn 25"

      "A lot of parents would be happy to have a baby, who does not wake them up at night."..."When Ashlyn's teeth started growing at the age of six months, the girl shredded her own lips with them."

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6379795/

      âoeSome people would say thatâ(TM)s a good thing. But no, itâ(TM)s not,â says Tara Blocker, Ashlynâ(TM)s mother. âoePainâ(TM)s there for a reason. It lets your body know somethingâ(TM)s wrong and it needs to be fixed. Iâ(TM)d give anything for her to feel pain.â

      The untreatable disease also makes Ashlyn incapable of sensing extreme temperatures â" hot or cold â" disabling her bodyâ(TM)s ability to cool itself by sweating. Otherwise, her senses are normal.

      So yes, your opinion is quite stupid.

    12. Re:Double no by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Ever been burned by hot water? If you were to sit in water over 110 for very long you would litterally boil yourself to death. When you put your feet in the tub and scream, that's your body's way of telling you not to boil yourself.

      No. No, you would not literally boil yourself (unless you are at some ridiculously high elevation where the boiling point of water is under 100 F).

      Instead, you would suffer tissue damage due to electrolyte imbalances and some protein denaturation.

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    13. Re:Double no by ivan_w · · Score: 1

      Like you said.. it *IS* difficult to pry one's own finger nails.. but you usually don't go as far as *actually* feeling pain before you stop !

      And a toddler would stop doing it as soon as some *discomfort* (not pain) sets in.

      If some (obviously deranged) third party were to submit him/her to *that* kind of experience, then I'd rather my child feel some mild discomfort (that would prevent him/her from self inflicting damage) than searing pain !

      --Ivan

    14. Re:Double no by gabebear · · Score: 1

      That makes sense only if you classify pain and discomfort as separate things instead of levels on a scale. What is your basis for believing you could make an animal that can be discomforted but unable to feel pain?

    15. Re:Double no by lannocc · · Score: 1

      +1 Montana. What part?

    16. Re:Double no by tftp · · Score: 1

      Pain is such a strong feeling that the body reacts to pain automatically, much faster than you would be able to do if you had to think about it.

    17. Re:Double no by swanzilla · · Score: 1

      Bozeman...used to bounce/bartend at the Slegion Club.

    18. Re:Double no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was making a joke about your weight

    19. Re:Double no by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, it's basically backward from the suggestion in TFA. "Pain" is a signal that the nerves transmit to the brain. "Discomfort" is the brain's reaction to that signal. TFA suggests that, although the animal presumably still senses the pain, the brain doesn't have a negative response to it. I.e. the animal is able to feel pain, but not discomforted by it.

      Sorta like Arnold in the Terminator... hmm, terminator cows, that's not a pleasant thought.

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    20. Re:Double no by TheFlyingBuddha · · Score: 1

      As with many posts here, you're missing a lot of details. The removal of pain is intended for factory farms. Places where the animals don't generally move much or interact, or have to be kept in pastures by electric fences.

    21. Re:Double no by No2Gates · · Score: 0

      Why don't we go all out and take out the killing too? Just engineer cows that can regenerate damaged parts of them after we hack out the meat we want (that won't hurt when we hack it out because we've fixed that problem already). That way the cows can keep on living out their lives with no pain and no death by human hands.

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    22. Re:Double no by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      He mentioned bath, not shower. In that context, he's correct.

    23. Re:Double no by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      110 for a bath would be too much cold. That's like people talking about how their pool's so warm because it's got a heater.. the water's fucking 83 degrees, it's frigid! 5 minutes and I'm shivering!

    24. Re:Double no by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      It's not 83 degrees, that's why. If you immerse yourself in 110 degree water, you will trend inexorably toward 110 degrees yourself. When you get there, you will find that your biochemistry no longer works - this is why fevers over 103 are worrying and over 106 are usually fatal. Now, if you like a hot bath, and you get out before your body cooks, that's fine. But you can't take 110 forever, like you could (say) 95.

  24. Welcome to... by Nyckname · · Score: 1

    Milliways. Where the cows want to be eaten.

    1. Re:Welcome to... by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      Good, someone beat me to this. Now did that Milliways creature have a name? I can't recall, but if it did, the article should totally be tagged as such.

    2. Re:Welcome to... by marquis111 · · Score: 1

      It was an Ameglian Major Cow, but I don't recall if it had a personal name.

    3. Re:Welcome to... by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      To quote Monty Python, "You could call me Harold." "I didn't know you were called Harold." "Well, you didn't ask, did you?"

    4. Re:Welcome to... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Was it Megatherian Cow? I'm tagging the article "megatherian" for good measure.

  25. its not the pain by gbrandt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Feeling no pain is different from experiencing distress. Its not the pain that most activists are worried about, its the living conditions, the over crowding, the bad feed.

    Get a grip.

    Gregor

    1. Re:its not the pain by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Hm. How do we know cows feel stress due to living conditions?

    2. Re:its not the pain by cowscows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although they might not be as well developed as human emotions, anyone who's spent any significant amount of time with an mammal at least as complex as a dog or cat should be convinced that they most certainly can experience states of mind that include things like fear or stress. They are definitely more comfortable in some situations than they are in others. I personally have not spent much time around cows, but it seems rather likely to me that someone who has would easily be able to tell what sorts of situations they find unpleasant.

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    3. Re:its not the pain by jorx · · Score: 1

      Gregor is a weird name

  26. Pain 2.0 by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    +1 Haberman Device

    "Scanner, are your bones broken? If so, go see a medic."

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  27. Abortion Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would think so, but many activists would disagree. In abortion for example, regulations intended to reduce the number of abortions that come out early have not been pressed by pro-life activists because it would reduce the (relatively small) number of abortions that are so horrific that they can use it to rally supporters.

    I think the same would apply here, would people really feel as bad for the animals if they don't feel pain? Would the whole movement just lose steam instead of taking a step forward?

  28. unforseen consequences by Sp4c3+C4d3t · · Score: 1

    When humans feel no pain (like crackheads) they go crazy and stab things. What happens when cows feel no pain? Do they go on a rampage?

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    1. Re:unforseen consequences by xs650 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Do they go on a rampage?"

      That would be a pain free sheep, a pain free cow would go on a bullpage.

  29. No! by Laxitive · · Score: 1

    "It's impossible! These cows... they..?! They DON'T FEEL A THING! They can't be stopped!"

  30. Don't mess with a basic function of nature by MalikyeMoon · · Score: 1

    What a terrible idea! Pain sensors exist for a reason - to let even big dumb animals realize when something hurts, so they can attempt to remove themselves from the cause if possible. I don't believe morally that removing the end-result (pain) makes causing their body harm any less inhumane.

    More importantly, there are other reasons for removing the factory farm. You are what you eat folks. Animals that feed on grass and walk around becoming strong are inherently HEALTHIER, which means you are too. They require fewer antibiotics, steroids, and anything else you don't want to ingest on a regular basis.

    Hey, maybe we should bring back the home lobotomy kits so that people won't be bored anymore 8)-

  31. Brainless! by Smivs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why not just 'engineer' them to have no brain at all, just like the guy who suggested this!

    1. Re:Brainless! by lastomega7 · · Score: 1

      Or just grow the cow tissue in an industrial-sized petri dish.

      At what point are they no longer cows?

    2. Re:Brainless! by xmod2 · · Score: 1

      While this is a step towards a more sane policy on meat production, you're right in that it doesn't go far enough.

      What is the difference between kicking a stone down the street and kicking a frog down the street?

      If it's only pain, then this is far enough. I'd guess not all suffering is physical though, so I agree with the OP.

      Then again, I guess us vegetarians get grief for eating meat substitutes (seitan, wham, boca) so I'm sure some meat purists would find some way to be derogatory towards those who eat lab meat. ;)

    3. Re:Brainless! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      except eventually it will be better then 99% of all other meat.

      Cows really aren't aware there going to die, so there isn't any mental anguish.

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    4. Re:Brainless! by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is he brainless? I'd feel a lot more comfortable eating meat that was "grown" like a vegetable than eating meat that's the body of a slaughtered animal. Brainless cows sound like a perfect solution. Given of course that it's even possible.

    5. Re:Brainless! by dissy · · Score: 1

      Why not just 'engineer' them to have no brain at all

      This plan is already in progress (or at least proposed)

      http://invitromeat.org/

      Granted I don't believe much actual progress has been made in achieving this, but the same can be said for engineering pain free cows too.

    6. Re:Brainless! by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      Someone mod parent up. Lab grown meat is the way to go for those ethically opposed to animal suffering. But the other benefits include freeing up more usable land, much more efficient and precise meat production, etc.

    7. Re:Brainless! by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Vat-grown meat sounds like it could be interesting: no animals would suffer, etc etc. it'd probably be hard to prevent a disease from spoiling huge portions of batches, though... and people that are all over Organic Food would oppose it.

      Would it be essential to have mastered the tech, though, if we want long term space living?

    8. Re:Brainless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what you are saying is that you are willing to bastardize nature so you don't have any guilt? Animals eat other animals, it's a normal process. If you feel guilt you can be a vegetarian...

    9. Re:Brainless! by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is still a retarded solution to a non-existant problem (or one we have no desire to solve).

      First of all, there are already humane ways to kill animals (and humans) without them feeling any discomfort—and they're a heck of a lot simpler/cheaper than genetically engineering animals to feel no pain. Aside from creating another genetically-modified life-form that megacorporations like Monsanto can patent can make billions from it, there's nothing to be gained from this.

      You want to kill an animal without making it suffer? Here's a solution that costs about $50 to implement:

      1. 1. Build a plexiglass box measuring about 2'x2'x2'.
      2. 2. Hook up a tank of ntirous to it.
      3. 3. Cut a slot on one side of the box large enough for an animal to put its head through (optionally, install a rubber curtain to form a more perfect seal).
      4. 4. Place a bowl of cattle feed in the box.

      Tests conducted on pigs have shown that the animal feels no discomfort and will willingly keep their head in the contraption until they pass out and eventually die from asphyxiation. This is just one of the many already existing solutions out there (like shooting the animal in the head with a gun).

      The real problem isn't that there's no way to kill animals currently without them feeling pain. The problem is that the meat industry, and most consumers, really don't care how livestock are treated.

      Even if the animal cannot feel physical pain, it's still going to be spending its entire life in cramped, inhumane living conditions.

    10. Re:Brainless! by kenj0418 · · Score: 0

      Would it be essential to have mastered the tech, though, if we want long term space living?

      No. Eating meat isn't a prerequisite for space living.

    11. Re:Brainless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because cow brains, in some cultures, are a delicacy.

    12. Re:Brainless! by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      Why not just 'engineer' them to have no brain at all, just like the guy who suggested this!

      That's like saying "why not have flying cars already?".

      It's hard to make animals that don't feel pain. It's much, much harder to make animals without brains.

    13. Re:Brainless! by meow27 · · Score: 1

      Why not just 'engineer' them to have no brain at all, just like the guy who suggested this!

      then i wouldn't be able to eat cow-brain you insensitive clod!

    14. Re:Brainless! by Garbad+Ropedink · · Score: 1

      There's a disease in humans where they lose the ability to feel any pain. They die quite quickly since they can't tell when they're uncomfortable and don't shift their position, eventually resulting in bed sores and all sorts of other injuries that would have easily been avoided had their body been able to give them feedback on negative interactions with their environment.
      Considering it has no advantageous effects in humans exactly how would it benefit cows? Maybe the meat rife with sores will be cheaper than conventional meat. People will start asking specifically for 'cruelty meat' to ensure quality.

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    15. Re:Brainless! by mweather · · Score: 1

      Why bother growing cow in a petri dish? Grow komodo dragon, or even better: people steaks. I hear we taste like bacon.

    16. Re:Brainless! by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      Why not just 'engineer' them to have no brain at all

      It worked for republicans!

    17. Re:Brainless! by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Leprosy has this effect, and lepers need to perform what is called a VSE (Visual Survey of Extremities, fancy term for "look for cuts and bruises on yourself") frequently to prevent small cuts from getting infected, etc. So you have a good point there - if an animal doesn't know they are hurting themselves, they'll hurt themselves a lot worse and a lot more often. Without any tactile feedback, the animals are also going to be a lot harder to control.

      The lifespan of these animals is going to be really short, and the meat is probably going to be of relatively poor quality.

      Either that or the animals have to live their short miserable lives somehow cooped up in an expensive sterile environment, which would probably be worse than living a longer life outdoors followed by a short walk down a corridor to the quick and painless "brain basher".

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    18. Re:Brainless! by xappax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As you hinted at, the killing may or may not be painless, it's the part before the killing that's obviously cruel. Part of that is because it's physically painful to be packed in so tightly you can't move, covered in infections, etc. However being an animal in a factory farm is probably also terrifying on a more abstract level, even if you can't feel physical pain. That's a lot more difficult to change without restructuring the whole way the meat industry operates. Until such a restructuring happens, I'm not buying what they're selling.

    19. Re:Brainless! by Znork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cows really aren't aware there going to die

      Do you know if there is/have any links to any concrete evidence for that besides the obvious feelgood factor?

      Theoretically the genetic component of fear of death should be similar for most more developed animals, simply because it's a genetic survival trait. Humans certainly have a vastly superior ability to express their feelings about it, and that, perhaps more unique, ability to carry knowledge between generations over centuries has left us with some rather extensive expressions and various more or less sane behaviour patterns. (How obvious would 'awareness of death' seem if we examined the first humans, without all that baggage?)

      Still, many animals demonstrate rudimentary awareness of 'death' in situations when it strikes social relations or family, when they cause it themselves and when faced with some dangers causing death (as opposed to just causing pain), such as most not wandering randomly off cliffs, into water, avoiding predators and poisonous dangers, etc.

      If we raised a group of free-range homo sapiens in a similar way to cattle, how would awareness of death express itself?

      Personally, I suspect that most animals have much more self-awareness than we generally like to pretend. That we like to ignore it isn't strange, considering most humans can reject even human emotional and cognitive similarities if they're 'the enemy' in war, and so.

      I'm not going to turn vegan or so, but neither am I going to kid myself. And I would prefer vat-grown and/or other variants of brainless meat, if available. But painless meat still wouldn't make much of an ethical difference; animals shouldn't be handled in such a way that they would experience significant pain, whether they can feel it or not.

    20. Re:Brainless! by xappax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Animals already endure all kinds of sores, infections and other wounds as a result of factory farm conditions. The fact that they feel pain doesn't allow them to prevent their injuries, though. Pain is only useful if you have the power to do something in response to it, and factory farm animals have no power at all. Everyone knows if you want to "ensure quality", you get meat locally grown on a small farm that doesn't use hormones or antibiotics. You want festering, stressed, infection-ravaged meat pumped full of chemicals, head down to the supermarket.

    21. Re:Brainless! by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But if the food runs out, all we'll have left to eat is meat!

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    22. Re:Brainless! by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even if the animal cannot feel physical pain, it's still going to be spending its entire life in cramped, inhumane living conditions.

      Bingo. The problem isn't the physical pain the animals feel. It's the terrible conditions they're made to live in. Most animals can't contemplate death (we count as at least one exception) but I am pretty sure they're able to be dissatisfied with living their entire lives in an overcrowded box doing nothing but gaining weight.

      To borrow an example from somewhere in Michael Pollan's excellent The Omnivore's Dilemma, pigs are weaned off their mother's milk after ten days so they can be put on a special feed that makes them gain weight faster in modern industrial meat production. It helps the bottom line, but it does leave the improperly-weaned pig with a lifelong urge to chew and suck. What's the only thing to chew and suck in a pen full of your fellow pig? Their tails, of course. So they chew and suck the tails of their fellow-pigs, who, unlike normal, healthy pigs, have given up fighting off any potential tail-biters.

      That causes infection, which raises costs. The common "solution" is to cut the pigs' tails off when they're young. Without anesthetic (Why bother? A pig can't sue you for inhumane treatment...). Sure, having pain-free pigs would make the act of cutting off the tail less inhumane, but it's not really solving the problem of why you need to cut these pigs' tails off in the first place.

      In my view, the problem is industrialized agriculture practices. The approach has been: treat these complex, living, breathing animals as simple meat-growing machines. Pack them together as close as possible, that kind of thing. When they get sick, the solution isn't to ask why they're living knee-deep in their own sewage like no healthy animal should, it's to put them on antibiotics. When they get depressed and start eating each others' tails off, the solution isn't to ask why they feel the need to chew and suck their whole lives. The solution is to cut the tail off early. When people begin to complain about the pain these animals feel, the solution isn't to ask why these animals' lives are so painful, it's to take away their capacity for pain.

    23. Re:Brainless! by Rei · · Score: 1

      Quite true, although without any animal products whatsoever, you'll need to farm bacteria for B12. It's the only dietary nutrient that is generally impossible for a vegan to get in sufficient quantities without supplement.

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    24. Re:Brainless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    25. Re:Brainless! by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Very good.

      I'll just nip off and shoot myself.

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    26. Re:Brainless! by thrash242 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The current common modern method of slaughter is already pretty painless, I think. They use a pneumatic air gun that drives a captive metal rod very hard on their head, knocking them out or killing them instantly and then their throats are slit so they bleed out while unconscious. The method was designed to be humane and painless. The animals behind are prevented from seeing the act and causing them distress, also.

      Major exceptions are ritual slaughter methods used in Islam and some other religions. In the aforementioned religion's ritual slaughter method, animals just have their throats slit while fully conscious (there is also chanting or something involved).

    27. Re:Brainless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and while they're at it, why not just engineer them to not have any useless 'appendages', like legs, tails, and heads 'n stuff ? And engineer them to make them square, so you can more easily rack mount them in the stables for more efficient use of space ? Im sure that that would the end all the unnecessary concern about cruel farming practices, too.

    28. Re:Brainless! by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      You "bastardize nature" every time you put on a condom. Oooh, how terrible to "bastardize nature"!

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    29. Re:Brainless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my view, the problem is industrialized agriculture practices. The approach has been: treat these complex, living, breathing animals as simple meat-growing machines. Pack them together as close as possible, that kind of thing. When they get sick, the solution isn't to ask why they're living knee-deep in their own sewage like no healthy animal should, it's to put them on antibiotics. When they get depressed and start eating each others' tails off, the solution isn't to ask why they feel the need to chew and suck their whole lives. The solution is to cut the tail off early. When people begin to complain about the pain these animals feel, the solution isn't to ask why these animals' lives are so painful, it's to take away their capacity for pain.

      And the only reason the industrialized agriculture practices are in place is because they are currently more profitable than smaller-scale farming. This is due to the high demand for food from animals. Reduce the demand and the meat factories will shut down (they're only profitable when they're operating at a large scale). Go vegan, vegetarian, or just cut down on your animal consumption.

    30. Re:Brainless! by Vintermann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I am pretty sure they're able to be dissatisfied with living their entire lives in an overcrowded box doing nothing but gaining weight."

      Animals are certainly capable of that - if they were Gazelles, they would be dead. But they're cows... that they can sort of deal with such conditions is part of why we domesticated them in the first place, as opposed to, say, those Gazelles.
      And I don't know if an animal would be unhappy about gaining weight. Why should they? A reliable food supply is n.1 on most animal's priority list, and even a cat would gladly eat to obesity if given the chance.

      Not that I'm against animal welfare, mind you, but I think part of respecting animals is realizing they aren't all that interested in climbing Maslow's pyramid all the way to the top.

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    31. Re:Brainless! by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a very good point, but there are also other things you can do. There are many farms across the country that still operate on a sustainable basis that treat their animals more humanely than in industrial CAFOs. Their meat tends to taste better anyways because the animals are generally getting the food they actually need- cows and chickens are actually getting grass instead of corn- so it actually tastes like how that animal should taste. If you can support those local farmers, you can grow the market for that kind of meat. There probably won't ever be large companies doing sustainable, humane, meat production, but if enough little guys get into the business again who needs large companies?

      Though, of course, there are more ecological benefits to quitting meat. Meat is way more resource-intensive to produce than plants.

    32. Re:Brainless! by shentino · · Score: 1

      According to the FDA, soybeans are just as good for protein as steak and eggs.

    33. Re:Brainless! by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm against animal welfare, mind you, but I think part of respecting animals is realizing they aren't all that interested in climbing Maslow's pyramid [wikipedia.org] all the way to the top.

      And precious few humans are, either!

    34. Re:Brainless! by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Not defending the practice of cutting off pig tails as a solution to the symptom of a greater problem, but do baby boys receive anesthesia when being circumcised?

      No, seriously, do they? Because I have no idea, so my point could actually have no bearing.

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    35. Re:Brainless! by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Being aware that you are going to die and having a fear of death is two different things.

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    36. Re:Brainless! by PsychoElf · · Score: 1

      Not as good as they make it sound ---> http://www.mercola.com/article/soy/avoid_soy.htm

    37. Re:Brainless! by Mirlas · · Score: 1

      Very good.

      I'll just nip off and shoot myself.

      Couldn't I just have a green salad instead?

    38. Re:Brainless! by Atario · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like the solution is to engineer the ability to grow slabs of pure standalone muscle. No pain, no consciousness -- no animal at all; just tissue.

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    39. Re:Brainless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is ultimately where we need to go. I know everyone gets all pissy about the vat grown meatlike substance thing. But seriously, no central nervous system is the way to go.. I'm mostly vegetarian and I can't wait for vat grown meat, damnit. Its a win win.

    40. Re:Brainless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use sheep intestines, you insensitive clod!

    41. Re:Brainless! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Were that practical, why not?
      I am a consumer. I want tasty flesh and will pay for it. The process of obtaining that flesh is inefficient and awkward. It often involves suffering for the beast or fowl. The goal of a nutritious, tasty, genetically engineered flesh pod is perfectly reasonable.

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    42. Re:Brainless! by flewp · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But if the food runs out, all we'll have left to eat is meat!

      But.... how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

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    43. Re:Brainless! by flewp · · Score: 1

      As you hinted at, the killing may or may not be painless, it's the part before the killing that's obviously cruel. Part of that is because it's physically painful to be packed in so tightly you can't move, covered in infections, etc. However being an animal in a factory farm is probably also terrifying on a more abstract level, even if you can't feel physical pain.

      I remember reading an article a few years ago about the design of slaughterhouses. Apparently, it seems that recently some places have been trying to reduce the amount of stress experienced by the animals as they make their way through the "factory floor" on the way to the chopping block. I think one of the leading researchers was actually doing it for more compassionate (reducing the mental stress of the animals) reasons, and that the companies', though I could be TOTALLY wrong on this, were doing it for better quality meat. Something about the hormones and other chemicals released by the cows when they're under stress leads to meat that isn't as tasty as cows that are killed under less mentally straining conditions. Maybe someone can elaborate on this, and either confirm or correct this, as I don't remember if I read it in the actual article, or if I'm just remembering anecdotal evidence from hunters who have said that say, the meat of deer, tastes better when the animal dies quickly.

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    44. Re:Brainless! by tpgp · · Score: 1

      Gazelles, they would be dead. But they're cows.

      You've hopelessly romanticized Gazelles & the effect domestication has had on cattle.

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    45. Re:Brainless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      We should find a way to eliminate emotional pain.

    46. Re:Brainless! by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Have to get the new Soylent Green!

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    47. Re:Brainless! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Doesn't beer yeast produce a lot of the B-complex vitamins? Yes, technically yeast is an animal, but I'll bet a lot of vegetarians would drop their objections, especially after a few tasty homebrews.

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    48. Re:Brainless! by hughk · · Score: 1

      This is known phenomenon with pigs in particular but is potentially with any animal for slaughter. Remember that meat is muscle which in life is hooked up to nerves and a blood supply. If the animal is stressed, hormones circulate and glycogen is broken down into glucode and water. If the animal is under high stress, then the glucode is not fully metabolised ending up as lactic acid. Too much lactic acid means that the meat becomes pale, soft and seeping fluid after slaughter. If the animals were using their muscles a lot (i.e. transportation stress) then the glycogen may be exhausetd casing the meat to be to dark, dry and hard.

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    49. Re:Brainless! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      but I am pretty sure they're able to be dissatisfied with living their entire lives in an overcrowded box doing nothing but gaining weight.

      Funny ... that's pretty much what lots of people do without much complaint. Maybe if we gave the animals TV and Xbox ...

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    50. Re:Brainless! by myvirtualid · · Score: 1

      technically yeast is an animal

      Uh, no: Technically yeast is a fungi and fungi are not animals. Nor are they plants. I invite you to do your research on biological classification, kingdoms, domains, animalia, fungi, plantae, etc.

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    51. Re:Brainless! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Huh ... would you look at that. I stand corrected. I should have known that, too.

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    52. Re:Brainless! by Gresyth · · Score: 0

      We already have them...in Congress.

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    53. Re:Brainless! by kramulous · · Score: 1

      You haven't been around many cattle have you?

      Speaking from experience, cows are pretty dumb. And by dumb, I mean really dumb. What you have expressed are human feelings.

      Cows spook really easily. A hawk squarking above will send them crazy ... now I'm pretty sure the natural predator of the cow is not a hawk. The aversion to cliffs is once again the spooking. Heights scare them. And water, cows love water.

      I'm not advocating non-humane slaughter, and I think the painless breed is pretty stupid (most fences around where I grew up were electric) and pointless, just want to point out a few things here

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    54. Re:Brainless! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      No...the problem is the sheer number of animals. It's pretty hard to treat them nicely when you've got to kill one every two seconds to meet the quota.

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    55. Re:Brainless! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      It's not even a prerequisite for Earth living.

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  32. The hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer: I'm a vegetarian for ethical / spiritual reasons.

    Okay, seriously, whomever thought of this completely missed the entire point: If you are the kind of person who believes that causing animals pain is morally wrong, don't eat them. Giving them some kind of genetic anesthesia doesn't change the underlying issue, which is that harming a conscious being, even one "less conscious" than yourself, should, at the least, give you moral pause.

    It is also perfectly valid to decide that eating animals is perfectly acceptable in the real world. In nature, you have no obligation to go hungry. If you believe that, then simply go about the business of eating whatever you want.

    The underlying problem isn't whether it is right or wrong to eat meat. It is the kind of person and life you become as a result of your choices. Have the balls, at least, to make a choice. This weird "I don't want to hurt you so I'm just going to make it so you can't feel pain and I don't feel guilt" makes a person spineless at best, and borders on some kind of self-imposed sociopathy at worst.

    1. Re:The hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, in my opinion there is only three types of vegetarians/vegans:
      - health reasons
      - religious reasons
      - ethical reasons

      The health type can go think in the corner. Humans have eaten animals for thousands of years. If it wasn't healthy the human race would not have survived.

      The religious type can go think in the corner too. You should make your own decisions, not follow others.

      The ethical type will never eat something that was once a living being, it doesn't matter if it felt pain or not. Would it be okay to kill someone if he didn't feel pain?

      Killing an animal isn't murder simply because the ones who are making the laws think of themselves as superior beings. They're not. If aliens land and start eating people because they're lower life forms who can't enter the fifth spiritual plane (or whatever), what will you think then? You don't choose to be born a human or a cow, you just exist.

      Think of animals as people with mental disabilities. Just because they're dumb doesn't mean you can kill and eat them.

      Even if you put all those things aside, it costs 10 times as much and pollutes a lot more to eat meat than to eat plants. It just doesn't make any sense financially or environmentally.

    2. Re:The hell? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I'm just the opposite.

      The health type go overboard if they don't eat meat at all. It's correct that too much meat in your diet is bad for you, but as long as they don't tell me what I can or can't eat, they're entitled to their opinion.

      The religious type are just as entitled to their opinion – again, as long as they don't tell me what I can and can't do. This works both ways, see.

      The ethical type (like you) are the ones that can go sit in a corner. Sorry, but that's my opinion. As you said, humans and animals have been killing and eating each other for thousands if not millions of years. Sure it's unethical to kill animals for, say, entertainment, but we have to eat. Meat is both tasty and good for you (if you don't overdo it). I've killed and eaten a number of animals myself; they were quite tasty. I have no guilt whatsoever about the ethicality of those acts.

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    3. Re:The hell? by Ekdar · · Score: 1

      Have you ever studied the ethics of eating animal meat? It's actually an interesting topic that raises a number of questions.

      Firstly, there doesn't appear to be anything wrong with eating meat, independent of how the meat was acquired. Say that you find a cow (or some other animal) that has already died of natural causes. Most of us don't find anything morally wrong with eating that dead animal. (We may hold reservations due to sanitation-type concerns, but that's another matter.)

      The real moral dilemma relates specifically to "killing an animal for the purposes of consuming its flesh". The GP poster was right-on in his comparison of animals to people with severe mental disabilities. This point represents THE most compelling argument (that I have heard) against killing animals to eat them. I'll try to explain what that argument is.

      There surely exist people in the world who are so severely mentally disabled that they hold no more capacity for abilities related to reasoning, perception, and learning than would some of the more intelligent animals (e.g. chimps or elephants). Assuming that one does not think it morally acceptable to kill and consume these severely mentally disabled people, the question is "what makes these severely mentally disabled people different from animals in that it is okay to kill and consume the animals, but not kill and consume these severely mentally disabled people?"

      In answering the question, some people will have a tendency to go down the path of "humans are just different than animals...they're special." We may then inquire as to what it is that makes humans special. If the response is something along the lines of "humans have increased mental capabilities", we will likely point out that the original question specifically referred to humans with severe mental disabilities, and these humans cannot therefore be understood as distinct from animals in that regard.

      Someone may attempt to maintain, on religious grounds, that "humans have souls and animals do not; that is what makes humans special". If that is your line of reasoning, you may stop reading here and return when you have compelling empirical evidence that supports humans having souls while animals do not.

      There may still be those who will maintain that "humans are just special, period" while unable to provide any reason for this assertion. This kind of reasoning (or "non-reasoning") is very similar to thought processes used in attempts to justify discrimination against individuals of a certain race, religion, age, etc. But in our case, instead of racism, perhaps it would be called "speciesism". The definition of "speciesism" would be something along the lines of "discriminating against a member of a species for no reason other than the fact that they belong to the species". Like racism, there is no rational basis for "speciesism", so we will not adopt speciesism-based ideas for the purposes of a rational conversation. (Note that, just like with race, there are times when it is rational to discriminate between different species. I am referring specifically to cases of unjustified discrimination -- making a distinction between two things without reason.)

      So where has this taken us? It isn't clear that there is a relevant difference between severely mentally disabled people and animals such that it's morally okay to kill and eat one, but not the other. There are really 3 options here:

      1. Determine what the morally significant difference is between an animal and a severely mentally disabled person such that it is acceptable to kill and eat one but not the other.
      2. Hold the belief that killing to eat either severely mentally disabled people or animals is morally wrong.
      3. Hold the belief that killing to eat either severely mentally disabled people or animals is morally acceptable.

  33. Easier solution by Murpster · · Score: 1

    Just give 'em all leprosy!

  34. And in future news... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Pain-free soldiers could take the suffering out of war...
    Pain-free Asian children could take the suffering out of Nike shoes...

    I don't want to sound like a douche or anything, but I became vegitarian (not vegan though) a few months ago, and except for a few exceptions for fish, I've stuck to it pretty tight. I'll joke about the Nirvana lyric 'its ok to eat fish because they don't have any feelings', but this is kind of just a step too far. Yeah, I think its somewhat ghoulish to find nourishment in the chard flesh and dead animals, but when you really think about it, vegetarianism does more for us than it does for the animals.

    Franly, between soy and hemp we could pretty much eliminate, or at least greatly reduce, the needs for both ranching and logging, taking a lot of pressure off of de-forestation and putting ourselves in a much better position with regards to this 'climate change' thing. And whether that's true or not, or as bad as its been made out to be or not, there is still a lot to be said both practically and morally for stopping deforestation. So, yay soy and hemp.

    Making something less painful will always just encourage more of it. Body armour, long-range weapons and all that jazz have made the US a fair bit more willing to go to war than we were even when it made more sense, if you remember all the ass-dragging over entering WWI and WWII, yet the blink-of-an-eye before beating up on Afghanistan or Iraq who were in no position to actually fight back.

    Pain serves a very practical purpose -- it's natures way of saying "hey, dumbass, don't do that!" and going around messing with eliminating the pain gene for our own benefit in one species is probably the first step on the road to eliminating it in our own species. This is a bad idea.

    1. Re:And in future news... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I think its somewhat ghoulish to find nourishment in the chard flesh and dead animals, but when you really think about it,

      No it isn't. What is really funny is all the vegetarians tend to be Evolutionists who haven't figured out that Humans are Omnivores designed to eat just about anything. oops, I said Designed, gasp.

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    2. Re:And in future news... by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 1

      Pain-free soldiers could take the suffering out of war... Pain-free Asian children could take the suffering out of Nike shoes... I don't want to sound like a douche or anything, but I became vegitarian (not vegan though) a few months ago, and except for a few exceptions for fish, I've stuck to it pretty tight. I'll joke about the Nirvana lyric 'its ok to eat fish because they don't have any feelings', but this is kind of just a step too far. Yeah, I think its somewhat ghoulish to find nourishment in the chard flesh and dead animals

      Because there is no protein in meat obviously.

    3. Re:And in future news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Human males can mate with as many females as they please, they are 'designed' to be able to do that. Doesn't that seem odd? Fornication is a sin after all. The point is, just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

    4. Re:And in future news... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      LOL, I don't think your point is well-received.

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    5. Re:And in future news... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Vegetarians also tend to believe that humans have evolved to the point that we no longer need to subside on a diet consisting primarily of meat, much like we can resolve our arguments without hitting each other in the head with a club.

    6. Re:And in future news... by drukawski · · Score: 0

      As an avid hunter and fisherman (for meat not sport), your opinion, that it's "ghoulish to find nourishment in the chard flesh and dead animals," seems ignorant and small minded to me. Granted, the industrialization of America's meat farming has resulted in practices that skirt the edge of my own personal set of morals. But disapproving of specific high yield farming techniques due to the lack of respect the animals are given is a far cry from out and out lambasting meat consumption entirely. I teach my kids how to fish and hunt specifically because it teaches them death is not only natural but that its part of a bigger picture. I want them to know that taking the life of an animal should never be taken lightly, that we should have reverence not only for our food sources but for the environment that supports them and by extension, us. Like it or not, we depend on every aspect of our environment and unless we manage it in a sustainable way we will just erode the foundation of what makes our country so beautiful.

      Teaching people to eat nothing but beans may fill their stomaches and teaching them to make their clothes from from hemp may warm their skin, but neither of these fill their hearts with respect for the animals and environment on which they depend. Disassociating your fate from meat creates a disassociation between you and animals it comes from. I totally agree with your assessment that making things painless makes them easier to do, but I think the bigger worry isn't making it easy to kill cows, but making it easy to ignore our dependence on other animals. A person that in their own mind doesn't depend on that wild life refuge down the street sees it being converted into a housing development or country club very differently than someone that knows the reason they can fill their freezer with dinner every autumn is thanks to the pressure free areas game flow out of.

    7. Re:And in future news... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      So, are you for fornication and vegetarianism, or not fornicating and eating meat. I'm confused?

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    8. Re:And in future news... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Vegetarians also tend to believe that humans have evolved to the point that we no longer need to subside on a diet consisting primarily of meat

      Based on what premise? I mean, what has happened in the last say ... 4000-10000 years to show that we have been genetically altered enough to show this is "evolution" (biological).

      BTW, your club argument is not "Evolution" (biological), has the same problem. What evidence (biological) do you have to suggest beating people with clubs was an evolutionary trait?

      Last time I check, we don't use clubs, but we use other things like guns, knives, tanks, bombs and aircraft. Is that evolution too?

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    9. Re:And in future news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I think its somewhat ghoulish to find nourishment in the chard flesh and dead animals, but when you really think about it,

      No it isn't. What is really funny is all the vegetarians tend to be Evolutionists who haven't figured out that Humans are Omnivores designed to eat just about anything. oops, I said Designed, gasp.

      What is equally funny is so many of the omnivores tend to be intelligent, rational people who haven't figured out that humans are not slaves to evolution, and are capable of making their own life choices on ethical grounds.

    10. Re:And in future news... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Computers are not biological in nature, but humans had to evolve to the point that we could create such complex machines. Is that an incorrect statement?

      If evolution had stopped a million years ago, would homo erectus be building bombs today?

      By the way, I never said vegetarianism or clubbing was an 'evolutionary trait,' I suggested that they were possible because of traits that we had evolved. I suspect that very little of our modern society would exist without traits that evolved in the last million years.

    11. Re:And in future news... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      And yes, I know someone is going to give me shit for using 'Homo Erectus' rather than 'Homo antecessor.'

    12. Re:And in future news... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Again,

      Biological process has little or nothing to do with this. There were (are) people in remote corners who can't use a computer, have never used electricity, and barely use things like clubs and bows.

      Are they less evolved? After all, they haven't invented any complex machines.

      Evolution says that changes to biology is slow steady progress, which explains my question (time frame).

      5-10,000 years ago, there was little to no "complex" machines, and people primarily were hunter gatherers. To suggest that Evolution now, suddenly, allows humans to not eat meat suggests that this process has been happening for quite some time. My question was exactly that, what premise do you have to suggest this is evolutionary trait of any sort?

      The answer is you don't have any evidence other than suddenly being able to figure out (intellectually) that we CAN do without most meat products, but this is hardly evolutionary, except if you account for brains.

      Just because we can go to the moon, doesn't mean we've evolved to do it. It means we've figured out ways to get around biological issues involved using technology.

      I suggest you watch the movie Wall-E to see a parable on this very phenomenon. You've just realized that food doesn't come from a machine.

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    13. Re:And in future news... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      What premise do you have to suggest this is evolutionary trait of any sort?

      The answer is you don't have any evidence other than suddenly being able to figure out (intellectually) that we CAN do without most meat products, but this is hardly evolutionary, except if you account for brains.

      I think you made my point nicely.

      I don't believe that a less evolved human would assume a vegetarian diet by choice. As our brains evolved, our intellect improved, which lead to advances in society and technology. Those advances have made vegetarianism an diet that people are willing to voluntarily assume.

      I believe that those same advances have brought about a lot of the excesses of the modern diet.

      For what it's worth, I believe that meat is a healthy part of a diet, in moderation.

    14. Re:And in future news... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. What is really funny is all the vegetarians tend to be Evolutionists who haven't figured out that Humans are Omnivores designed to eat just about anything. oops, I said Designed, gasp.

      So why not human flesh? It seems like it would be the most nutritionally compatible protein. I mean, if we're just only considering what the flesh is designed to process and not considering any ethical concerns (that we were perhaps designed to be able to contemplate), then I don't see a justification for it that is any less ridiculous than avoiding meat in general.

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    15. Re:And in future news... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Franly, between soy and hemp we could pretty much eliminate, or at least greatly reduce, the needs for both ranching and logging [...]

      Egh. Don't tell me you're one of those tofu and TVP "meat-substitute" vegetarians that hasn't discovered that pulses and legumes are a FAR tastier was to get complete protein. Because I just had to suffer through the culinary horror of you people's bland lack of sophistication last night, and it made me eat meat (almost in protest) as soon as I got home so that I wouldn't feel so hungry and unsatisfied.

      You'd think thousands of years of Vedic culture and delicious, complex spices would have SOME influence on all modern, Western vegetarians, but noooooooo.... I'm going to have to suffer through an entire semester of uninspired, mostly flavorless, vegetarian meals by classmates who haven't learned how to compensate for the lack of meaty flavor in their dishes with something equally exciting to the taste buds. Kale. Tofu. "Morningstar Farms." Blech.

      (And what's so unnatural about chard anyway? Stuff's good for you.)

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  35. Yeah... pretty much no by EriktheGreen · · Score: 1

    Right now you can use things like barbed wire fences and electric fences to keep the cows safe and corralled. If they couldn't feel pain it'd be a cross between a cow and "Darkman". They'd charge through fences getting cut to ribbons and never noticing the blood, or stand on electric fences until they caught fire. Cattle are painfully stupid. Stupid livestock are expensive and annoying to deal with. Ask a turkey farmer.

    1. Re:Yeah... pretty much no by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Containing pain-free cows just requires better fences. A 2.5 meter wall of rock and concrete should be completely effective. New England has plenty of rocks we'd be happy to sell to Texas.

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    2. Re:Yeah... pretty much no by EriktheGreen · · Score: 1

      No, then the cows just ram into them... again, and again, and again. You'd have to put hockey helmets on all of 'em...

  36. Here's an idea... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    Instead of farm animals, use PETA members. Vegetarian fed, good health (a bit stringy, though) and, lets face it, who's going to object to them putting their bodies where there mouths are?

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  37. The restaurant at the end of the universe by acid06 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else also think of the book?

    Seems strikingly similar to me.

  38. This will only help cruelty by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This could end much of the concern about cruel farming practices, but unfortunately still leaves my design for the fiery hamburger punch in the unethical column.

    No, I think it will only raise the concerns. Just because an animal can't feel you pushing it around with a forklift doesn't mean it isn't cruel. Further, pain is a safety of sorts...that an animal can feel pain and react to it is motivation for its owners/caretakers to treat it properly. Granted, there are some sick people who don't care, but thankfully, many people at least feel guilt at the sound and sight of an animal in pain. Why exactly are we taking that away, instead of treating the animals better? Oh yes, right, profit.

    Furthermore, while I enjoy a tasty cheeseburger as much as any other omnivore, I have enough vegetarian friends to know that their concerns in the "treatment of animals" department (there are MANY reasons people go vegetarian) extend well beyond immediate pain. It's also the concept of keeping animals in captivity they object to, and they don't really mean the cute farm your kids draw. They mean the megafarms where animals spend their entire lives in a pen the size of your shower.

    1. Re:This will only help cruelty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a vegetarian mostly for environmental reasons.
      Something people do not seem to realize is that the meat industry is responsible for more green gaz emissions than the entire transportation sector.
      See the 2006 UN report:
      http://www.fao.org/docrep/010/a0701e/a0701e00.HTM

      So switching to a vegetarian (or even better vegan diet) for just few days a week is probably more effective than buying a Prius (and less costly).

    2. Re:This will only help cruelty by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      What type of vegetarians are they? Many of them will happily eat eggs and fish. Others won't even touch milk.
      Me, I'm a vegetarian that will eat anything that doesn't attack me from the air with flaming breath. Then again, maybe I'd eat that too.

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    3. Re:This will only help cruelty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What type of vegetarians are they? Many of them will happily eat eggs and fish.

      Your an idiot and so is anyone who eats fish and calls themselves a vegetarian. Last time I checked fish was still an animal.

  39. Inflicting pain harms at least 2 parties. by Old97 · · Score: 1

    Do we really want to encourage the idea that people can inflict injury or pain on animals without shame? Not all animals would be engineered in this way. Some of those will be your pets others will be in the wild. Can people who get used to the guilt free abuse of animals really be expected to turn that behavior off when they are around your pets or children or, for that matter other adults? I doubt it. They will be completely desensitized. Frightening.

    BTW I am an omnivore. I just think that cruelty is always wrong and that we shouldn't encourage people to lose their inhibitions against such behavior. By the same reasoning though I concede that some people may "deserve" torture for their crimes, I don't want to turn any of the "good" guys into monsters by letting them inflict torture.

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  40. I've heard this somewhere before... by Minwee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'That's absolutely horrible,' exclaimed Arthur, 'the most revolting thing I've ever heard.'

    'What's the problem Earthman?' said Zaphod, now transfering his attention to the animal's enormous rump.

    'I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to,' said Arthur, 'It's heartless.'

    'Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten,' said Zaphod.

    'That's not the point,' Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. 'Alright,' he said, 'maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just ... er ... I think I'll just have a green salad,' he muttered.

    'May I urge you to consider my liver?' asked the animal, 'it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months.'

    1. Re:I've heard this somewhere before... by rleibman · · Score: 1

      I opened this ./ article seeing how far down a DNA fan was going to show up. Thanks you for restoring balance to the universe.

  41. Exactly! by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't these idiots know that the suffering is where all the good flavor is?

    1. Re:Exactly! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't these idiots know that the suffering is where all the good flavor is?

      What? Maybe for beef, I'm not sure...

      But for pigs, it's really important that you kill them unexpectedly, or the meat gets an off flavor. I always used to drop mine off at the butchers, where he'd treat them nicely for a couple days for them to get content and acclimated, then he'd shoot them when they weren't expecting it.

      This is why all the best butchers are ninjas and/or members of the Spanish Inquisition.

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    2. Re:Exactly! by RangerElf · · Score: 1

      Actually, adrenalin makes the meat stringy and tough.

      You want the animal totally relaxed when it's slaughtered, precisely to prevent that.

    3. Re:Exactly! by ari_j · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not just that, but a cow who can't feel pain also won't moo when there is a pain-causing stimulus that is harming the animal. Whether it's a disease, a broken bone, a pregnancy gone wrong, or anything else, the rancher won't have cause to suspect his cow is in trouble and you will end up with diseased, bruised meat, deadly miscarriages, and other problems. It's crueler than pain.

      Disclaimer: I do not believe cows suffer unduly as a general rule, and I do not believe that refusing to eat beef on ethical grounds is anything short of dumb. Add a willingness to eat fish despite the ethical objection to beef, and you're a complete hypocrite (fish are suffocated to death, while livestock are usually killed fairly painlessly). Bring on the surf and turf!

    4. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is why all the best butchers are ninjas and/or members of the Spanish Inquisition.

      Ninjas I can understand, but I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

    5. Re:Exactly! by raddan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but fish are ugly.

    6. Re:Exactly! by dangets · · Score: 1

      *pull rip cord* "The cow says..." "Meh"

    7. Re:Exactly! by rleibman · · Score: 1

      And precisely why oysters are the perfect food. Doesn't get much uglier than that.

    8. Re:Exactly! by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      ...you seem to believe that the majority of beef cows in America are raised on "ranches" or "farms." You are wrong. (I've seen higher estimates, but they seem implausibly one-sided.)

      Also, I think you'll find that most "ethics vegetarians" abstain from fish as well as other meats, so your accusation of hypocrisy is unfounded.

      (Full disclosure: I'm not a vegetarian myself, but I try to minimize my meat consumption for environmental and health reasons.)

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    9. Re:Exactly! by db32 · · Score: 1

      The real hypocrisy is that they have shown plants to respond to all kinds of external stimulus. Yet they all happily eat salads. The lack of meat has destroyed their brain so their reasoning fails. The only ethical thing to do is eat excrement since the animal already did the unethical killing of the food source. SO...I tell them all to just "eat shit". It is the only ethical choice for them.

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    10. Re:Exactly! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I know plenty of "ethical pescatarians," so my accusation is founded as to the people I directed it at. You'll note that I was careful to direct it specifically to those to whom it applies. I also never claimed that a majority of beef cows in America are raised on ranches. That's also a red herring, since my point about cows experiencing pain is equally cogent in the factory farming context.

      That said, I am not a big fan of factory farming. Most of the beef that I eat does come from ranches. I cheat, though, by living in a farming and ranching region where you don't have to look any farther than the local butcher shop to find steaks from a cow that spent its life in the same county as you live in. I wish everyone could and would do that.

    11. Re:Exactly! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      On a related topic, I have actually heard a vegetarian literally make the argument that you shouldn't eat meat because it makes your shit stink. It's hard to take a person seriously who honestly believes that his own doesn't.

    12. Re:Exactly! by mpoulton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Disclaimer: I do not believe cows suffer unduly as a general rule, and I do not believe that refusing to eat beef on ethical grounds is anything short of dumb. Add a willingness to eat fish despite the ethical objection to beef, and you're a complete hypocrite (fish are suffocated to death, while livestock are usually killed fairly painlessly). Bring on the surf and turf!

      I eat fish and avoid beef on ethical grounds. I'm not dumb, or hypocritical. Every morality-based lifestyle choice operates only within certain limits, and the extent of those limits is a manifestation of the degree of importance the individual places on the underlying moral issue. The issue at hand is also not nearly as simple as you claim it to be. My primary concern is not the last five minutes of my food's life, it's everything that happens beforehand. Wild-caught fish live in a completely natural state until they are caught. While many bad things may happen to those fish in nature, humans don't cause those problems! Fish also lack the same type and degree of pain sensation that mammals have (though some studies indicate that they perceive something pain-like). Cows, on the other hand, exist only at the will of their owners, and any suffering they endure is entirely our fault. They process pain the same way humans do. I believe that, in general, livestock are not treated with the degree of care throughout their lives that is owed to a captive sentient being. Therefore, I eat fish and not beef. You may disagree with the value judgments inherent in this argument, and may dispute some of the uncertain facts regarding the nature of suffering and pain sensation (since these issues are legitimately subject to scientific debate), but that does not make my reasoning or my conclusion "dumb" or "hypocritical" any more than yours is.

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    13. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    14. Re:Exactly! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      If my cow is raised in a grassy meadow and killed painlessly while your fish died gasping for water and flopping around on the deck of a boat, does that change the calculus for you? Let's not talk generalities - let's talk about one specific fish and one specific cow. Not all cows come from factory farms and not all commercial fish comes from the open sea.

      Also, you make reference to sentience. While I don't believe your claim to be that cows are sentient, there is a hint of sentience-as-a-continuum to your argument. Assuming for the sake of argument that cows are a higher form of life than fish, exactly where do you draw the line?

    15. Re:Exactly! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Curious story about pigs and how you have to slaughter them:

      Pigs are vulnerable to malignant hyperthermia triggered by stress. In affected pigs, you end up with "pale, soft, exudative" meat(which is approximately as unmarketable as it sounds). Hence the desire to kill them quickly and unexpectedly.

      Where it gets curious is the fact that Malignant Hyperthermia also occurs in humans, though typically as a response to certain anesthetics rather than stress. It turns out that the pigs most likely to become unsalable because of stress are also vulnerable to anesthetic induced hyperthermia. In order to weed out these unsuitable pigs, without the expense of raising them, groups of piglets are exposed to halothane. The vulnerable individuals die, leaving a more stress resistant population.

    16. Re:Exactly! by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I cheat, though, by living in a farming and ranching region where you don't have to look any farther than the local butcher shop to find steaks from a cow that spent its life in the same county as you live in. I wish everyone could and would do that.

      You must realize this is a population density issue. I mention overpopulation to some people and they say, "there's plenty of room left, I fly over it all the time," apparently not realizing that for every city-dweller, there must be acres of farmland, pasture, and landfill somewhere, used up in their name.

      I am not "anti-people." But what's the rush? Everybody will get their turn on earth eventually if we just take it easy.

    17. Re:Exactly! by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IMHO the big fallacy here is assuming there is some fundamental distinction between living and nonliving things. It is all chemical processes, a swirling eddy in a larger flow of physical process that is the universe. Humans are for now the gold standard for "alive," a dog is "rather alive," fish are "somewhat alive," plants are "slightly alive," and fire is "arguably a little bit alive." The immorality of killing has to depend on how much life was snuffed out.

    18. Re:Exactly! by TheFlyingBuddha · · Score: 1

      http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sentience The state or quality of being sentient; possession of consciousness or sensory awareness. Cows are sentient.

    19. Re:Exactly! by mpoulton · · Score: 1

      Yes, that hypothetical does change the outcome. However, I do not have the opportunity to choose only "wild and free" cows to eat. Most do come from factory farms. Even plenty of non-factory farms are just as bad. As far as the continuum of sentience, I draw the line right about at fish. I'm completely fine with eating aquatic invertebrates, and much prefer to do so over fish, which I'm somewhat uncomfortable with. Birds are biologically very similar to fish, but seem to have a higher level of consciousness and respond to pain almost identically to mammals - unlike fish. So I don't eat them.

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    20. Re:Exactly! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      As long as you're not telling me that I shouldn't eat beef that has been raised in a pasture with individual attention and slaughtered painlessly, then you are not the hypocrite that I was referring to. Too many people don't think these things through and fail where you have succeeded.

    21. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weaponry is ...

    22. Re:Exactly! by markdavis · · Score: 1

      I do agree with him that there is an order to lower and higher life forms. Of those animals that humans typically eat, mammals (meat) are the highest order, followed by birds (poultry), then fish (seafood) as the lowest.

      I believe that higher order animals have more awareness than lower ones and as such suffer more due to pain, isolation, unnatural keep, etc.

      It is no coincidence that semi-vegetarians tend to drop meat first, then poultry.

    23. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look Mate, people who think that NOT killing animals is not a valid ethical argument (and who think animals are treated well) are simply not people how have any information based on facts - nor have they an ethical argument that has legs (two or four).

      There is no reason to kill animals to survive. There is no ethical argument that such actions are reasonable.

      The meat eaters argument loses out in multiple ways - not just including the environmental damage, but also in simple things such as 'you don't have to do it' and 'you can reduce the amount of pain and anguish suffered by sentient creatures by not eating animals'.

      That they don't want to has nothing to do with 'feeding the world' (because it doesn't) or to do with 'natural activity' (so was killing one's young when there appeared to be too many of them - Jesus, I'd had to be a child near them!). It is merely that they' re not interested in having a life in which their hypocrisy is exposed.

      To say that it's 'dumb' to have a political and ethical objection to eating animals is merely to avoid the gaping holes in their own ethics. They compromise their own 'ethic's far more frequently than you would. They do it each time they eat a dead animal.

      In short, let them bring on an ethical/environmental argument that beats the 'don't eat animals' ethic. They can't. Merely they bring up 'I kill my animals well' (they don't have to. They just want to keep doing it).

      Slavery faced the same objections frequently. Feminism did. In fact any argument for the improvement of the life of a sentient creature has faced the same objection - and ultimately lost.

    24. Re:Exactly! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      If we are a part of nature then it appears that the higher order life form you are, the more inhumane you are. Snakes, alligators and crocs don't play with their food. They just kill it as quickly as possible and eat it. If they don't intend to eat something, they don't provoke it, they just ignore or steer clear of it. Felines and bears, on the other hand, will sometimes torment their prey for hours after being sure they have crippled it to where it can't get away.

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    25. Re:Exactly! by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      This is why all the best butchers are ninjas and/or members of the Spanish Inquisition.

      I've always thought my butcher was a closet-pirate, by the way he treated his hooks.

    26. Re:Exactly! by Rary · · Score: 1

      However, I do not have the opportunity to choose only "wild and free" cows to eat.

      Actually, you do.

      Not that I'm suggesting you start eating meat. But for those who do choose to eat meat, there is a slightly more ethical alternative.

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    27. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOONE Expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!

    28. Re:Exactly! by quenda · · Score: 1

      > Wild-caught fish live in a completely natural state until they are caught.

      That makes sense. Do you eat other wild meat, like game birds, wild venison?
      Kangaroo meat is widely available here, but few eat it despite it being healthier, and without the ethical and environmental issues of farming.

    29. Re:Exactly! by tpgp · · Score: 1

      While choosing your diet to make your shit smell less is indeed rather stupid (is that the only argument for vegetarianism they made?), from wikipedia's feces article:

      Vegetarian diets produce feces with less odor from the standpoint of human perception than diets containing large amounts of meat, in both human beings and animals; for example, the odor of feces produced by carnivores such as lions or tigers tends to be much stronger than that of feces produced by herbivores such as horses or cows

      You noticed the difference between the smell of dog shit & cow shit?

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    30. Re:Exactly! by sorrydaijin · · Score: 1

      NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Sorry... knee-jerk reaction.

    31. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why all the best butchers are ninjas and/or members of the Spanish Inquisition.

      Ninjas I can understand, but I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

      nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!

    32. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    33. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, many fish, especially the premium varieties, are grown in tanks. I know, rocked your world, didn't I? You might also consider that if cattle were not bred and born to be eaten, the value in keeping such a massive population of the animals alive would be next to zero. As such, the vast majority of those animals would have never lived, if everyone thought as you did. For the simple act of refusing to acknowledge the value of a creature's existence to us (humans) as a species, you condemn them. Who can say morally reprehensible?

      I enjoyed reading what you wrote, it was insightful.

    34. Re:Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The immorality of killing has to depend on how much life was snuffed out.

      No it doesn't. It has to depend on how much conscious life was snuffed out.

  42. Cows? That's it? Get some imagination! by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    Wow. Talk about a lack of vision. If you've got a precise identification of a pain gene and a sequence of it, you're on the path to identifying the protein it makes and then finding chemicals that bind to that protein, affecting its function.

    Who gives a damn about humanely slaughtering cows? This is the starting point to the perfect medication for patients with debilitating chronic pain. It might also be the starting point to drugged-up super-soldiers and, if you can find drugs that turn *on* the pain protein rather than deactivate it, the perfect torture drug.

    It's a mixed bag to be sure, but if your imagination is limited to cows, you're not thinking hard enough.

  43. Ethics by Chibi · · Score: 1

    So, if these cows do not feel pain, would it still be considered inhumane to take actions against them that would normally cause pain?

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  44. Pain-Free Humans Could Take Suffering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    out of waging war for personal profit.

    Keep up the solid news reporting, Slashdot. You're hitting new lows with every new story.

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  45. Read the article! by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how many people call the researcher stupid, when they obviously haven't even read the parent. It clearly states that they still react negatively to heat and pressure, so it is NOTHING like the children that are born without feeling.

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  46. We need to grow up by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    because we seem to going overboard in finding new ways to feel guilty about our lifestyle through the ages and even more absurd ways to deal with it.

    Suddenly its the pain the animal feels before it dies, sorry, but hello, its the fact we killed it that should cause more guilt than the pain it felt getting to that end result.

    If you object to the first but not the latter you need to grow up and accept how you live your life or give up food products requiring the death of a living creature.

    Yes I am a meat eater. So while I do think "unnecessary" pain/cruelty should be avoided the whole idea of removing their ability to feel pain just so "I can sleep better" borders on being sick.

    Its like having a death penalty that doesn't hurt. I mean, if your going to kill them for their crimes they why care? Their crimes certainly had to be gross enough for you to consider killing them in the first place, why are you suffering more about your decision than they will feel in death?

    So, whatever... whats next, feeling remorse for stealing unborn chicks from hens and serving them with a potato you yanked from the ground before mercilessly dicing into itty bitty bits?

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    1. Re:We need to grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is killing cows a bad thing? They're not sentient. They're stupid. They don't matter to anybody emotionally, and they are bred by us specifically to be killed. With this kind of technology they don't suffer, which is what actually matters.

      Not to mention - They will die anyway. In nature, they would die a lot quicker than they do now. If, using magic, we bred millions of cows and kept them long enough to die of old age, they would still die eventually! Why is accelerating this process immoral, when no suffering of any kind is involved?

  47. So what's the idea here? by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

    Pain-Free Animals Could Take Suffering Out of Farming

    are farmers planning on giving cows medical marijuana now?

  48. Hitchhikers Guide: Restaurant @ end of Universe... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should take some of Peter Davison's DNA and the DNA of a Painless Cow and you have an animal that wants you to eat it and is offended if you do not eat it.

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  49. Re:Cows? That's it? Get some imagination! by oodaloop · · Score: 1

    My imagination for uses is not limited to cows, but my imagination for testing is limited to cows. I'll wait a while before trying any of that myself.

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  50. It would cost too much by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, it would probably cost too much, since then you'd have to raise it on perfusions and generally artifficial life support. I mean, properly without a brain, it wouldn't even breathe.

    It's probably more economical to remove just the pain part, and let the rest of the brain in place. That way it could still autonomously eat, crap, breathe, and so on.

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  51. What about humans? by selven · · Score: 1

    Seems like this could be extremely useful if humans could have it. I know, pain has a useful biological purpose, but humans are smart enough to know that red liquid coming out of you = bad without being too incapacitated by pain to properly put the bandage on.

    1. Re:What about humans? by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      I would have thought the same thing but apparently a lot of diabetics loose their limbs because they no longer feel pain in their feet.

      I'll let you know more in a few years.

  52. Funny... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    I went straight to military applications. I doubt this guy's research ends with cows, but having a practical application probably helps immensely on the DARPA grant request.

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  53. Exactly. Suffering != Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not a vegetarian myself but being a political activist in all kinds of things, etc. I know well over a dozen vegetarians and vegans. I have never heard anyone claim that they wouldn't eat meat because of the physical suffering of the animals. That idea is not only new to me but sounds absurd.

    Most vegetarians and vegans don't eat meat because how cruel the whole system is. Having very large amounts of living, feeling beings raised in overcrowded conditions where some (chickens) can barely move and others (pigs) are overfed so much and given so little exercise that they can't even stand (their legs aren't strong enough to carry them) towards the end... That is what people feel to be horrible. Not the killing (it happens in nature too) or the physical pain (To my understanding, most aren't in constant physical pain) but treating living, feeling beings like that. Most I've discussed this with have said that they would eat meat if the animals were treated better.

    This "solution" doesn't remove suffering or cruelty, it removes the physical pain involved, which never was the major issue.

    That all said, I'm sure that this could have some other practical applications.

    1. Re:Exactly. Suffering != Pain by clone53421 · · Score: 0

      Most vegetarians and vegans don't eat meat because how cruel the whole system is. ... Most I've discussed this with have said that they would eat meat if the animals were treated better.

      Then they should have no problem with eating, say, the venison from someone's hunting trip. Or that squirrel I shot in the backyard.

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  54. Where is the talking cow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, the ones that come out to your table and ask you what part(s) you would like to eat?

  55. If we aren't supposed to eat animals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... why are they made of meat?

    1. Re:If we aren't supposed to eat animals... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...then why can't we graze on the same grass that they can?

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  56. Better Plan: by lobiusmoop · · Score: 1

    Breed a cow that wants to be eaten

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  57. I don't get it by Aradiel · · Score: 1

    So they would still feel physical pain, but won't care about it? If they react to painful sensations negatively, then at least they still seem to have some self-preservation mechanisms working... But even if painful sensations are not unpleasent, it is still pain, which is still cruel in a way. Harming a masochist is still cruel to a degree, no matter how much they enjoy it. Then of course behaviouralists would probably want to argue that the fact that they react negatively to pain is what defines them as having an unpleasent experience. So really, what difference does this make? Do they just forget that pain hurts or something?

  58. brilliant idea NOT by Glog · · Score: 1

    Food for thought: humans born with such a disorder where they feel no pain, the children routinely chew through their fingers and lips because they are unable to determine when to stop...

    If you engineer animals who feel no pain you are very likely to see the same picture.

  59. I fail to see what this solves by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

    People who eat meat aren't terribly concerned about the pain animals feel. People who don't eat meat aren't turned off by it simply because the animals feel a moment of pain. Whether the animal feels pain or not is irrelevant. It's still a living creature and THAT is what turns off many (most???) vegetarians/vegans/etc.

    1. Re:I fail to see what this solves by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      "Living creature" (in the widet sense) includes all living things, from man to cactus to bacteria. "Ethical vegetarians" are just irrational, at best.

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  60. "Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" much? by Astroturtle · · Score: 1

    And next we'll engineer them to _want_ to be eaten. *sheesh*

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  61. ethics, anyone by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    So if something can't feel pain, it's now "ok" to hurt it?

    I mean seriously, I'm not a PETAnut or animal rights activist, I'm not even a vegetarian but c'mon, that's ludicrous.

    By that logic, you can cheerfully stick a pin over & over into your coworker that has leprosy - he can't feel it, it's ok!

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  62. Oh Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we have a way to ethicly do something that's both really stupid ( read inefficient ) and unsustainable . What a concept. Soldiers beware, you're next.

  63. Re:Hitchhikers Guide: Restaurant @ end of Universe by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

    From Wikipedia.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_characters_from_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy

    "The quadruped Dish of the Day is an Ameglian Major Cow, a Ruminant specifically bred to not only have the desire to be eaten, but to be capable of saying so quite clearly and distinctly. When asked if he would like to see the Dish of the Day, Zaphod replies: "let's meet the meat." The Major Cow's quite vocal and emphatic desire to be consumed by Milliways' patrons greatly distresses Arthur Dent, and the Dish is nonplussed by a queasy Arthur's subsequent order of a green salad, since he knows "many vegetables that are very clear" on the point of not wanting to be eaten -- which was part of the reason for the creation of the Ameglian Major Cow in the first place. After Zaphod orders four rare steaks, the Dish announces that he is nipping off to the kitchen to shoot himself. Though he states, "I'll be very humane," this does not comfort Arthur at all."

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  64. Factory Farms by MaryBethP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pain is not my problem with eating animals. Inhumane conditions are the problem! Removing the "pain" part of it would open up even more excuses for factory farming. Seeing that an animal is in pain when it's killed is essential to respecting its life and purpose--and to preventing over-abundance of killing. A hunter should kill out of need and learns that when he sees and animal suffer (read the story of the Rainbow Warrior). Factory farms and lack of pain remove us from this natural cycle. ugh. Don't get me started...

  65. Hey! how about.. by new+death+barbie · · Score: 1

    engineering PEOPLE not to feel so damn guilty about eating cows?

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    1. Re:Hey! how about.. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I'm all for it. Get me a like-minded female slashdotter and we'll get right on that.

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  66. Re:Oops.. forgot the subject! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is a serious post, please go away. If not, please go away anyway.

  67. Re:Brainless! (It's a trap!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  68. confinement issues by MacColossus · · Score: 1

    Most "free range" cattle are confined by barb wire or electric fences. If they feel no pain how will they know not to attempt to go through? I am in no way making a statement on how humane barb wire and electric fences are or aren't. Just discussing the current reality and pointing out a potential adoption issue.

  69. In Humans by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    I have heard about a similar human condition that is quite serious as you have to be careful that the person does not poke his own eyes out or similar self harm I would imagine similar problems could occur.
    And i would imagine that the physiological effects would be worse then the physical in cruel conditions anyways.

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  70. Completedly misses the point by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    The impact on the animals is not the most important aspect of high-cruelty industrial farming. The real problem is that the final product will be of degraded quality, diseased and cross contaminated in large poorly maintained packing plants. Giving farmers and corporations another reason that they can ignore the condition of the animal will not really help anything.

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  71. Oh, jeez, really? by thedbp · · Score: 1

    So we're going to use an ethically uncertain scientific practice to make ourselves feel better about ethically uncertain agricultural practices?

    What about the environmental impacts of factory farming? What about the impact on global food stocks and security when diverse suppliers are replaced by a few large conglomerates offering genetically-tweaked (for the supplier's benefit) organisms that may or may not have long-term health consequences?

    Since when is animal suffering the only thing to consider in the factory farming debate, or even the most important part of the debate?

    When will humanity stop trying to cover up short-sightedness with more short-sighted solutions? Will I ever stop asking questions? How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop?

  72. Or by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 1

    "This could end much of the concern about cruel farming practices"

    Or it could lead to really cruel farming practices since the animal cannot feel pain.

  73. Highly unethical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suffering != Pain

    1. Re:Highly unethical by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Suffering != Pain

            Yes, in humans, suffering involves a lot more factors. However I am sure that cows do not attend cow school, do not realize that there exists more "world" outside what they immediately observe and have observed all their lives. The are also not aware that they are destined to be turned into hamburger. There is no elder cow hanging around to "teach" all these young cows about how great the world used to be, and how miserable they should feel today, despite the lack of any physical pain.

      Idiot, go make love to a tree.

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    2. Re:Highly unethical by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Great, now I have an incurable woody.

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  74. No more screaming while I feed... by bodland · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like it. The racket that cattle make when I am eviscerating them during feeding while in my wolf phase wakes the farmers. Next thing I know I have a band of rabble chasing me with pitchforks and torches.

  75. Desensitized Science by spidkit · · Score: 1

    Feeling is a part of meaning in itself. It just might be an idea to give a stimulant to the desensitized and rationlising scientists behind this notion and revive their humanity.

  76. THX1138 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we can genetically engineer ourselves to not eat !
    Screw feelings yeah progress woot
    *THX 1138 back to your cell*

  77. Vegetarianism is not entirely a question of ethics by delire · · Score: 1

    I grew up on a farm and have killed and eaten many animals as a part of my daily life as a young man.

    Around 20 years ago I stopped eating meat altogether after a fairly gruesome botched attempt at killing an animal. It left an indelible (inedible?) impression on me that I couldn't shake. My reasons for maintaining that vegetarianism however were manyfold.

    1/ I've realised I simply don't need to eat meat to be healthy: I very rarely get sick and have am in very good physical condition.

    2/ I found eating meat to be less metabolically efficient: I noticed an improvement in my sleep patterns and did not feel sluggish/tired after dinners.

    3/ Eating meat is environmentally inefficient: Rather than cutting down trees to grow plants to grow grains to feed to cattle to form into meat, some of which will be eaten, just eat the plants directly. A huge portion of the world's C02 comes from cow 'emissions' meanwhile there is an increasingly lack of plant surface to transform this C02 back into oxygen.

    4/ Meat now smells and (when accidentally eaten tastes) somehow rotten. It's just not something I would ever want to put in my mouth anymore than carpet or polystyrene. Meat is a dietary habit, cut with a kick of testosterone. You can get over it.

    5/ Animal meat is absolutely murder, of course it is! It doesn't matter whether it's aware of it or not, whether it's feeling pain (almost all farm animals are utterly terrified just prior to death), it's murder to satisfy a dietary habit no matter which way you look at it.. When I was killing cows and pigs with a knife of a gun I was murdering them: killing them against their will.

    6/ Eating meat is unncessary in my 21 century western dietary context: People started eating meat out of necessity in harsh conditions. Our bodies reflect that we haven't done it for long: unlike cats, sharks and dogs, we have never killed animals with our own hands and/or teeth. We've had to invent weapons to do so, the same weapons we used to kill other people. Just as I do not need to kill other people, expanding or defending territory, I don't need to eat animal parts to be a healthy human. And what of the mythic Food Chain? If you think paying people to prod cows, sheep and pigs into the back of a truck, drive them scared out of their minds for miles in their own shit, lead them into a large building with men in white overalls bearing stun guns and knives reflects anything as congenital as a 'food chain', you're out of your depth..)

    7/ Meat from farms is, in general, far from a safe or remotely 'natural' product these days. In fact most meat from the U.S is banned here in Europe because it's so augmented with artificial hormones considered harmful to human bodies.

  78. No pain means.. by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    .. no reaction to injury, internal or external, which could lead to instant death at some point. This is why most good doctors do not prescribe pain medication for life threatening, pain-related illnesses.

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  79. Oh god ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suddenly hell bovines reign and the apocalypse is nigh, and they can't feel fear or pain, you can't reason with it!
    Moo moo moo, MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  80. Psychosis... by Abuzar · · Score: 0

    WOW!!

    Whoever wrote this... I can't believe...

    This person is definitely a psychopath.

  81. What about emotional pain? by Physician · · Score: 1

    Cows aren't as stupid as people think they are. Cows know that death is coming their way when they're in the slaughterhouse and even if they can't feel the physical pain, they are put under a lot of emotional stress.

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  82. How Would You Like Your Steak, Sir? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    I think Douglas Adams would find the adjustment of P311 amusing.

  83. STUPIDIST IDEA EVAR by azav · · Score: 1

    Pardon the caps but this is horribly repellant. You need pain to learn how not to damage yourself. Children who are born who can not feel pain are the ones who end up with their tongues and lips chewed open by their teeth and who have loads of broken bones since they can not feel they are harming themselves. Think of what would happen when two bulls challenge each other for dominance.

    Animals who can not feel pain will damage themselves repeatedly until their parts just break.

    This is an amazingly poorly thought out proposition.

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  84. Talk about overestimating by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    Let's just put this in perspective, right ? A feutus, 2 months after conception, is capable of more complex reasoning (and feels pain) than a cow. Yet abortion ... that's no problem, right ? A child's brain starts up and starts learning and feeling the 18th day after conception, long before even the most perceptive of women realizes she's pregnant. Yet we allow abortion, but feel sorry for animals which will never attain the intellectual capacity a human feutus develops before it even connects blood vessels to the mother.

    Something is a bit ... well, stupid, about this idiocy.

    And don't worry about this plan : it's a non-starter. Animals who feel no pain for whatever reason are born all of the time. So are humans who feel no pain. You might think this is a blessing, right ? Think again ... In case you're wondering why there are so few of them : most of these people die from idiotic accidents (like biting off critical body parts, I shit you not) at a young age.

    I seriously doubt that once these cows turn out to have zero feedback between tongue and teeth, then bite of their tongue, and refuse to eat any more until they die, this idiocy will have lost all appearance of either relieving pain or being economically interesting. Or they refuse to turn back at the edge of the meadow, no matter how much barbed wire they get wrapped around them or how much blood they lose (actually bulls have serious problems with that even with perfectly functioning pain nerves)

    Besides growing meat directly, without animal involvement at all, is getting underway. Just google it. That will presumably be cheaper and will present zero ethical issues. And it will get rid having to cut nerves or blood vessels out of steaks. Hurray. Also it will be more efficient. The sad truth is that plants are very inefficient solar panels, and animals are utter disasters at turning biomatter into meat. There is no existing plant that has 2% efficiency at photosynthesis, and there is no animal that has a 2% efficient digestive system (humans are actually just about the most efficient animals on the planet, and while everyone thinks it's intelligence that allows us to spread, it might very well be that we have, by far, the most efficient metabolism (measured by testing energy intake versus movement performance)). And as we all know 2%*2% = 0.4% efficiency solar energy -> meat (and that's only for animals captured in the wild, farmed animals are less efficient). The most efficient amongst humans are about 2%^3 or they use about 1 watt from around 8 million delivered by the sun.

    As population rises this 8 million solar watts to give 1 human 1 watt (which will allow a california resident to maintain body temperature in the summer for about 3 minutes) will have to get better. We can't modify humans, so we'll have to eat more efficiently produced foods.

    1. Re:Talk about overestimating by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      That's a very good point about accidental self-injury (we did, after all, evolve to feel pain for a reason). However, I must say that you have been terribly misinformed about a grown cow being less capable of experiencing pain (physical and mental) than a human embryo/fetus. The overestimation here is on the amount of mental capacity an embryo (at 18 days, it's still not a fetus) has. I would not put too much stock in the information given to you by anyone claiming that a thinking and learning child is formed within 3-weeks of conception.

      At 18 days, gastrulation has just barely commenced. There's no defined brain or spinal cord yet, much less a fully functional central nervous system to facilitate thinking and learning. At that early stage, a human embryo looks just about like the embryo of most other vertebrate species in comparable stages of development. The fact of the matter is, it takes 7 weeks just to begin development of a minimal brain stem in human gestation, and it isn't until much later (in the 3rd trimester) that the neocortex develops. Before that, it is biologically impossible for a fetus to experience pain. In fact, a human fetus demonstrates no discernible brain activity (via EEG) before the 25th week of pregnancy.

      It's one thing to oppose abortion on purely religious grounds. It's quite another to make up facts (that fly in the face of common sense) about well-understood biological processes in order to express your righteous indignation towards those who don't share your religious views. No biologist in their right mind would say that a fully-grown cow or pig, which demonstrates every sign of sentience, is less capable of suffering than a clump of cells less than 1/12" in diameter but which happens to have human DNA. Human beings are certainly a lot smarter than other animals, but we're still the result of the same basic biological & chemical processes shared by all branches on the tree of life. Human embryos do not possess any supernatural qualities that the embryos of other species don't have. It can't think without a brain, and it can't sense pain without a neocortex and fully formed nerve endings.

    2. Re:Talk about overestimating by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      *sigh* I do not have that information "on purely religious grounds". Does that info look like it's from the bible ?

      I learned this as part of an AI course. The brain starts up (and takes control of at least the heart muscle, even though that control is not exactly accurate at that point).

      Apparently wikipedia counts days from the development of the yellow body, 2 weeks before fertilization.

      ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenatal_development#Week_5

      So here's the "relevant entry" :
      # A neural groove (future spinal cord) forms over the notochord with a brain bulge at one end. Neuromeres appear. (day 18 of fert.[2])

      These neurons form suddenly, and immediately start processing information (it is critical for neural growth that the brain is active, because without activity the brain has to allow all connections to form, instead of the "relevant" ones. Problem is, there are a few million times as much theoretically possible connections versus "relevant" connections. How to determine the relevant connections ? Simple : only form possible connections that the baby's brain is trying to use, which is something that is a total bitch to simulate). It will take control of the first muscle within minutes, and it receives it's first external stimulus within seconds of forming.

      And yes, the baby is very, very tiny at this point and is not recognizably human in looks. The neural tube, however *is* distinctly human, and it *is* processing information.

      In fact, before the 18th day ends that information processing will grow to the level that a normal computer cannot reasonably simulate it anymore (though the problem is also that simulating a growing brain is much more complex than simulating one that has stopped all significant growth). The neural system of a 19 day (19 days since fertilizatino) old cannot "reasonably" be simulated with anything less than a supercomputer.

      Or totally inaccurately put : a human brain grows more complex than that of a full-grown dog in the first day of it's existence, in fact in less than 16 hours (and a dog has a much more complex brain than a cow). The fun thing about early development of a child is that you can literally set your watch according to the child's development. In fact, the first 10 days or so it will probably be more accurate than your watch.

      Before the baby is born, by the way, it's brain will grow more complex than yours or mine (since we've already have parts die off). A newborn's brain is very near the peak of it's total information processing capacity. Once the baby becomes 2 weeks old, it's all downhill from there.

      And yes I realize that looking at it this way would be considered problematic by pro-abortionists. I don't give a shit. I merely point out the absurdity of protecting cows from pain while not caring about a 19 day old baby.

      The truth is that the only real difference is that you cannot see a 19 day old baby suffer. And what is not seen, nobody cares about. And what is seen and is politically inconvenient is declared unreliable. Of course it's more or less equally unreliable as, say, global warming models. And apparently they're describing people who raise even reasonable doubts about them as psychologically ill.

      I find it funny, really. When I was young the criticism of catholics in school and such pertained mostly to their hypocrisy. It's funny, because I find those people a lot less hypocritical as those criticizing them, even if I'll fully agree they're a lot less than perfect.

  85. What next? Give cows the rights to vote? by Madcat123 · · Score: 0

    I don't see other predators crying over their prey feeling pain when they eat them - why should we?

  86. A philosopher said it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so this must be taken seriously.

  87. Who said eating animals was unethical? by tjstork · · Score: 1

    I asked the Flying Spaghetti Monster if it was wrong to eat cows. He did not say so, so I'm chopping away!

    I refuse to concede that any mere man has the right to tell me what is right vs what is wrong. Anyone else that believes in the ethicist as an arbiter of morality is a retard.

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  88. That makes it more fun. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Knowing that an animal is self aware is part of the fun of killing it and eating it. You don't see lions or sharks waxing sentimental when they hunt and devour their prey do you? If the theory of man is that we are not so far from the animals that we think, then, why wouldn't we enjoy killing? Certainly the enjoyment of killing is a predictable response to evolution.

    Sure, you can tell me that humans don't like it. Really, they don't like themselves being killed. But, I bet you could put a person on a train driving past a bunch of Buffalo and shoot them until they are almost extinct for no more purpose than the killing. Oh wait, we already did that!

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  89. That's just stupid. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    The whole reason we have industrial farming is because meat tastes good and everyone wants some slightly worse tasting meat more often than some premium stuff less often. Sausage in the morning, beef at lunch and dinner and maybe even a midnight snack, the world is a meat eater's paradise. Yum yum.

    I think vegetables fricking suck donkey dick. The only vegetables that don't suck are green beans and corn, and maybe potatoes - if you have some sort of butter and meat gravy to go with the potatoes, or fry them in beef fat. But eating alfafa and cauliflower and trying to pretend a bunch of mashed up sprouts is some kind of a hamburger, that sucks.

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    1. Re:That's just stupid. by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      Yeah, everybody loves meat, including myself, but does that justify the kinds of conditions the animals are made to live in? My point was that there are alternatives to going vegetarian if the conditions animals in industrial operations live in bothers you. If you don't care, that's fine for you and my comment was irrelevant. I guess my thing about expanding the "local, sustainable" meat industry was my own pipe-dreaming more than anything.

    2. Re:That's just stupid. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      . If you don't care, that's fine for you and my comment was irrelevant. I guess my thing about expanding the "local, sustainable" meat industry was my own pipe-dreaming more than anything

      If you are an American and drive an American car, then I'm all on board whatever you have to offer for local and if sustainability is your sales pitch, I'm ears for it.

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  90. WE'd install it even more... by tjstork · · Score: 1

    We're humans, we'd install it even more....

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  91. Leprosy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did giving cows Leprosy become a moral imperative?

  92. Not just the pain by pjt48108 · · Score: 1

    Cruelty isn't just inflicting physical pain. One aspect of slaughterhouse design involves proper lighting, flooring, and sound control.

    See the book, Animals in Translation. It's an eye-opener on the subject.

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  93. This is sad.... by lifepower · · Score: 1

    The only way to stop pain is to stop inflicting it. I can't wait for a true alien form to come to Earth and treat us as cow. Once they'll have taken the pain away, all that will remain will be a living nightmare. Respect life and stop treating living creatures insanely. Now go have your bloody burger and keep on supporting the cattle industry. Cheers

  94. What's next? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    Genetically engineered humans that WANT to be enslaved.

  95. Bull shit by tigerknight · · Score: 1

    This is total bull. Just because something can't experience pain doesn't mean that you are not treating it poorly. Talk about the ultimate exploitation. As a caretaker for another species YOU would know it's being mistreated/handled even if IT was not able to perceive it.

    This also assumes that pain is the only factor in whether an animal is 'happy/content' or not. Squalid conditions or inhumane treatment are still going to cause stress, discomfort, and overall unpleasant/undesirable results in a creature even if it can't feel something as selective as pain.

  96. This could end much of the concern by smchris · · Score: 1

    Perhaps. But not the nightmare. Or the diseases rampant in corporate farming.

    And a silly thought experiment for a philosopher. If we could anesthetize a city first, it would be moral to nuke it?

  97. One step closer... by FungusCannon · · Score: 0

    'The waiter approached. "Would you like to see the menu?" he said, "or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day?" "Huh?" said Ford. "Huh?" said Arthur. "Huh?" said Trillian. "That's cool," said Zaphod, "we'll meet the meat." '

  98. Yeah, they don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are exactly correct. I've never heard them object to hunting of non-threatened species in order to acquire food. (Many object to hunting animals for sport, though)

    The thing is that only pretty small amount of meat you eat is acquired by hunting. What you eat at school, work, a fast-food restaurant... None of that is hunted from the nature. So if you want to drop the meat that hasn't been hunted and err on the side of caution, you'll probably lower your meat consumption by over 90%. At that point you could just as well say that you are a vegetarian.

    In addition, if you eat nearly no meat at all (as you would) for extended periods of time, you will begin disliking the taste quite a lot. After some years your body is so used to not having to digest meat that you might actually get pretty bad stomach aches if you even occasionally eat meat. (Similar effects happens with pretty much any type of food. Try only eating healthy foods for two years and I can pretty much guarantee that a pizza with a lot of fat will taste horrible and make your stomach hurt.)

    So once you choose not to eat meat produced at a farm, you pretty much choose not to eat meat.

    And well, I said most. Of course there are some that still would ask "Why should we eat meat if we can just eat vegetables?".

  99. nevermind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the fact that the farming industry generates more greenhouse gasses than the transportation industry, and that more of our absolute /need/ to reduce meet consumption rest on the environment, rather than the "feelings" of actual animals.

  100. If it hurts... by HigH5 · · Score: 1

    ... u r doin it wrong.

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  101. Think of the possibilities by ebourg · · Score: 1

    Wow, first we could genetically engineer some animals to not feel pain.. then just think.. a whole army that feels no pain, they would fight on regardless of injury (see Monty Python and the "I'm not dead yet" skit) not to mention there would be no worries about lame issues like torture. I think no matter how well meaning (?) this could be for cows and pigs, it has horrible implications for the rest of us in general.

  102. Really!? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Seems that I got tagged as troll and everyone missed my point.

    I was objecting to "Pain 1.0". The rest of my post described either Pain-Alternate that is ignorable or Pain 2.0 with a toggle switch.

    Interesting how everyone ignored my second sentence.

    Thank you for further encouraging me to put fallacies back on my study list. I did not advocate the genetic disorder of 0-pain. You must have also missed my other post tapping the "Haberman Device" of C. Smith fame. Someone else did have a point about cognitive abilities; I'd still go with my instinct that a Tech solution would allow options to pain that can be implemented upon demand.

    But then invoking insults is pure adhominem which serves no further purpose than to attempt a Closer to a discussion.

    You get chops for research. However those articles discuss the Either-Or situation. I am discussing alternatives.

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  103. not quite accurate by Adam+Shriver · · Score: 1

    Hi, I think it's worth pointing out that this post is not really an accurate description of the original article. I don't say that genetically engineering animals that don't feel pain, "may be an acceptable alternative to factory farming." In fact, I'm pretty clear that given all of the problems associated with factory farming, the best solution would be to eliminate it altogether. My point is that *if* it does not seem likely that factory farming will be going away in the near future, then in the meantime we should reduce the amount of suffering it causes. Also, many of the points people are bringing up are discussed in the original Neuroethics article, which you can find here: http://www.springerlink.com/content/vrv4m6288w702123/fulltext.pdf . The people who are assuming I am making some kind of "stupid" mistake by equating suffering with pain or not being aware of the condition known as congenital insensitivity to pain would be well-served by reading the full article first. Surprisingly enough, the entire content of a 4500 word essay is not represented in this five sentence summary, or even in the two page summary from New Scientist. This is not to say that either summary was unfair, but just that before claiming "the author stupidly didn't think of X", you might want to read what the author actually said.

  104. let's meet the meat by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    The quadruped Dish of the Day is an Ameglian Major Cow, a Ruminant specifically bred to not only have the desire to be eaten, but to be capable of saying so quite clearly and distinctly.

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  105. No Pain Sensation = Unhealthy or Sick Animals by Barryke · · Score: 1

    This looks pretty straight forward and shouldnÂt even get it to the slashdot frontpage. Its just a crazy guy saying crazy stuff.
    Regarding the topic:

    The pain sensation is there for a reason. It makes cow stop biting their tongue, or makes them poop when they really really have to. More importantly, it makes them look sick. You cant treat a cow that doesn't look sick. All animals that wont experience pain will end up unhealthy or sick, and thats BAD. Please take note of the stupidity in this article.

    And last but not least: where i reside veal receives great care and doesn't suffer a bit. I'm not speaking for other regions on this globe ,but the Netherlands has very strict laws regarding welfare of food-industry animals. Farmers and the veal food industry as a whole are far ahead of world standards, and the dutch law. Animals have a good life, please don't be stupid.

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  106. First cows...next up: people. by JasonBee · · Score: 1

    You heard it here first.

    Now please discuss.

  107. Dont be ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who thinks this idea is a good one must be crazy. It makes me crazy to think that people actually care enough about a cows feeling when they are slaughtered. To me if you believe this you are a hypocrite. You either have to eat factory farmed food, eat vegetarian, or eat sustainable organic meat. There is no middle ground and there sure doesn't need to be a pain free cow.

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