The glorious meept would like to point you all the a website which has some windows emulators which cost no more than an expensive linux distribution, but at the same time , make you more attractive to women. Even the pretty ones: here
The glorious meept is worried. Some bad things are happening. There is a lot of support for linux, and Microsoft appear to have their hands tied at the moment. It appears temporarily that Microsoft is losing the battle because it cannot fight.
The Meept therefore requests that you all send him one dollar to meept@yahoo.com. Somehow. This is to enable meept to better help Bill Gates who is the Ally McBeal of us professional employed workers.
However, the meept doesn't want to appear selfish, and so will leave you all with a poem.
The glorious meept for whom the speed of light in a vacuum would slowly change since the begining of the universe (but not be noticed) would like to point out to his sleeping past midday student friends the following:
[cut to a Buddhist temple]
Buddhist monk: Oum mane padme om
George Lucas:mmm "padme" I like it. You don't mind if I borrow that word do you?
Buddhist monk: [something something] Jedi [something]
George Lucas:mmm "Jedi" I like it. You don't mind if I borrow that word do you?
Buddhist monk: Fuck sake. Do you want to borrow the philosophies of our culture and some of our myths and legends as well?
George Lucas:What do you call the force which you believe permeates everything?
Buddhist monk: the force? Wha...
George Lucas:Hang on, let me write that down t-h-e- f-o-r-c-e
Slashdot Mirror
Uh, Uh, Uh.... ohhhh
This proves that the new test'ment bible was written before Jesus was born.
MEEPT!!
Aahhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[The drug acts, and seeps through every ancillary network within meept's body. Where once meept's head pounded with noise, now everything was quiet. ]
Meept's poem to asprin
Asprin, you are snow like,
and indeed people go skiing in you,
and houses in you cost millions
[cut to inside a moderator's head]
Uh that's ASPEN. Better delete , uh.. huh huh.. I mean moderate that (how yo say in zis country) comment.
Suddenly and without warning, the moderator ejaculates.
MEEPT!!
Where can I find an MP3 player for my car?
Ho! Ho!
MEEPT!!
Wait a minute ! An MP3 player that works in .. a car , you say !! This is incredible. What a first!
[cut to felix the cat with lines coming out of his head to indicate amazement]
MEEPT!!
Troy McClure.
MEEPT!!
The glorious meept would like to point you all the a website which has some windows emulators which cost no more than an expensive linux distribution, but at the same time , make you more attractive to women. Even the pretty ones: here
Poor old Richard Stallman.
MEEPT!!
The glorious meept is worried. Some bad things are happening. There is a lot of support for linux, and Microsoft appear to have their hands tied at the moment. It appears temporarily that Microsoft is losing the battle because it cannot fight.
The Meept therefore requests that you all send him one dollar to meept@yahoo.com. Somehow. This is to enable meept to better help Bill Gates who is the Ally McBeal of us professional employed workers.
However, the meept doesn't want to appear selfish, and so will leave you all with a poem.
My bed is like your
Big and Flat
The end.
MEEPT!!
The Glorious Meept is hurt.
Hurt. Hurt that his slapdash friends would be unfaithful. After all the stuff we've been through, you're seeing another troll.
A poem:
I may be fat,
But at least I'm
The end.
MEEPT!!
THe glorious meept hopes that the German server won't try to invade a machine room next door.
MEEPT!!
Huh?
MEEPT
Meept likes books. There is nothing meept likes more than the smell of an old book. Like the bible.
MEEPT!!
The glorious meept for whom the speed of light in a vacuum would slowly change since the begining of the universe (but not be noticed) would like to point out to his sleeping past midday student friends the following:
[cut to a Buddhist temple]
Buddhist monk: Oum mane padme om
George Lucas:mmm "padme" I like it. You don't mind if I borrow that word do you?
Buddhist monk: [something something] Jedi [something]
George Lucas:mmm "Jedi" I like it. You don't mind if I borrow that word do you?
Buddhist monk: Fuck sake. Do you want to borrow the philosophies of our culture and some of our myths and legends as well?
George Lucas:What do you call the force which you believe permeates everything?
Buddhist monk: the force? Wha...
George Lucas:Hang on, let me write that down t-h-e- f-o-r-c-e
Buddhist monk: Ah fuck off.
MEEPT!!
No. Unwillingness to do so would show that there is so little demand for a non windows pc that it wouldn't be worth their while.
Remember: only 85 people turned up to get their money back from microsoft, even though the event has worldwide publicity.
The truth hurts.
MEEPT!!
If meept had one question to ask him it would be:
Dennis, why didn't you make it more like visual basic?
MEEPT!!