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  1. Re:Yet Steve's still pinning his hopes on hardware on Mac OS X 10.2 "Jaguar" Reviews Pour In · · Score: 2

    So then.... why doesn't Microsoft do what all the "OS X on x86" folks want Apple to do?
    Let MS devote all of their energies to Office and the like and commoditize Windows by open sourcing it and turning it over to the geeks. That way Windows could be run on many more platforms (remember when "cross platform" meant it would run on Alpha, PPC and x86? Now for MS "cross platform" means it'll run under ME/2000/NT) Open sourcing Windows would also get a lot more eyes on fixing security flaws, stability problems and other issues that haven't popped up yet. These arguements are moot because the phrase "snowball's chance in hell" comes to mind when the subject of open sourcing Windows is broached. The same is true of expecting Apple to make OS X available on platforms other than PPC/whatever Apple comes up with in the future. It just ain't gonna happen folks.

  2. Re:Yet Steve's still pinning his hopes on hardware on Mac OS X 10.2 "Jaguar" Reviews Pour In · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering that most of Apple's income comes from the sale of hardware, your suggestion makes as much sense as telling Bill Gates to concentrate on selling applications and stop mucking about with that silly Windows stuff.

  3. Re:Interesting Negative Switchers Story on Salon.c on Mac OS X Switcher Stories · · Score: 2

    Merci, mon ami ;)

    Le Français n'est pas ma première langue, mais j'essaye.

  4. Re:Online != PPP; Salon != Slate on Mac OS X Switcher Stories · · Score: 2

    ....... Macs come bundled with Earthlink software, but as they are reknowned spam kings (Spaminator ads notwithstanding) I really couldn't recommend them.

  5. Re:Online != PPP; Salon != Slate on Mac OS X Switcher Stories · · Score: 2

    OK... I'll take the hit for the Slate/Salon confusion, but who said anything about PPP? She was complaining about not being able to send/receive e-mail from her boyfriend. In addition, if you're using an online service that doesn't use standard PPP to connect, I'd suggest getting another one. To use your statement put forth in the subject line... AOL != The internet (MSN != the internet either)

  6. Re:Interesting Negative Switchers Story on Salon.c on Mac OS X Switcher Stories · · Score: 2

    Interestingly enough, she states that most of the problems she encountered were Microsoft applications throwing up on her. MS apps misbehaving on a competitor's OS? Quel Suprise!

    [switch to black & white... interior Rick's Cafe Americain]

    I'm shocked, SHOCKED that this is happening to her. (Your DR-DOS error message, sir) Oh, thank you, thank you very much.

    [fade to present day]

    banished to the lonely "Mac user" printer port at Kinko's

    I dunno where she lives, but all the Kinko's I've visited recently (DC Metro area) have Air Ports up and running. Point and shoot printing!

    losing all ability to communicate with my Euro-traveling boyfriend

    Last time I looked, neither SMTP nor POP gave a rat's ass what OS was running.... this smells and looks like an eNORmous red herring. (but Salon, published by MSNBC, would NEVER do that, right?)

    From all her whining, my suggestion to her would be to sell her iBook, and use the proceeds to purchase a good typewriter as her needs seem to be the ability to type up sermons and little else

  7. Re:dude on When Shipping the Big Iron...? · · Score: 2

    I always thought that the ultimate definition of "Big Iron" was:

    "Any machine that requires liquid cooling and comes bundled with two on-site engineers"

    MAB

  8. Re:nope on Microsoft Gives Up on Hailstorm · · Score: 5, Informative

    Further, since MS pays its employees less than the industry average and compensate with employee stock options, MS has to keep its stock value rising at a high rate. Slow expansion or a mostly constant stock value won't do well. The Motley Fool had something on this.

    and.... after the Enron/Anderson debacle, there is talk of changing accounting rules vis a vis options. Companies would have to book options as expenses (strike price vs actual cost IIRC)
    I think Microsoft's (and a lot of OTHER companies for that matter) 'profits' would evaporate rather quickly under this scenario. Potentially VERY ugly.

    MAB

  9. Re:Rocks on Tracking Possible Earth-impacting Asteroids · · Score: 2

    With the annoying inverse square law for radars, you're be pretty much reduced to optics

    ... and the major problem with "eyballing it" (well.... CCD'ing it anyway) is that a lot of Kuiper belt objects have an albedo of ~0.03-0.05. That's about the same as printer toner. Hmmm.... let's look for the black rock 10km across that's 2x10^9 km away.
    Asteroids are a little brighter, but it still takes a LOT of patience, comparing multiple shots of the same piece of sky to look for the movers and THEN try to calculate a trajectory

    MAB

  10. Re:!st post? on U.S. Works Up Plans for Using Nuclear Arms · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of the oddly prophetic lyrics of Randy Newman's "Political Science"

    No one likes us, don't know why
    We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
    All around, even our good friends put us down
    Let's drop the big one and see what happens

    We give them money, but are they grateful?
    No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
    They don't respect us, so let's surprise them
    We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

    Asia's crowded, Europe's too old
    Africa's far too hot and Canada's too cold
    South America stole our name
    Let's drop the big one, there'll be no one left to blame us

    We'll save Australia... Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
    We'll build an All-American amusement park there
    They got surfin' too.

    Boom goes London, Boom Paree.
    More room for you and more room for me
    And every city, the whole world 'round
    Will just be another American town
    Oh how peaceful it'll be, we'll set everybody free
    You wear a Japanese kimono, babe it'll be Italian shoes for me
    They all hate us anyhow, so let's drop the big one now
    Let's drop the big one now


    Of course with the "Shadow Government" and spaces in an atomic bunker for all the "important folks" I guess us plebes have nothing to worry about.... Our government will survive..... as for the REST of the planet, well.....

    MAB

  11. Re:star trek Kahn on Transparent Aluminium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    even billions if the practice really takes off in the overpopulated 3rd world

    Why is it that the 3rd world is always thought of as "overpopulated"?

    FYI the population density of San Mateo County or Manhattan is greater than that of Bangladesh.
    How come we never hear of the overpopulation of those places? Is the problem really too many brown people?

    The "overpopulation problem" is simply a way for "liberals" to indulge in guiltless racism.

  12. Re:Boucher Gets It (tm) on Is CD Copy Protection Illegal? · · Score: 1

    P.S. I couldn't find his address. If someone could post it, that would be great

    Details are here

    For those too lazy to click above...(grin)

    WASHINGTON, D.C. OFFICE

    2187 Rayburn House Office Building
    Washington, D.C. 20515
    202-225-3861

    DISTRICT OFFICES

    188 East Main Street
    Abingdon, Virginia 24210
    540-628-1145

    112 North Washington Avenue
    Pulaski, Virginia 24301
    540-980-4310

    1 Cloverleaf Square, Suite C-1
    Big Stone Gap, Virginia 24219
    540-523-5450

    his e-mail address is Ninthnet@mail.house.gov

  13. Re:Boucher Gets It (tm) on Is CD Copy Protection Illegal? · · Score: 1

    That's right. The only state where radar detectors are illegal

    They're illegal in Connecticut and DC too.... and since the DC suburb cops use lasers to gauge speed, a radar detector's pretty pointless these days

  14. Re:oh well on Freedom Flees in Terror · · Score: 1

    If we don't lose our civil liberties today, we'll lose them tomorrow. Yeah, it sucks, but there's nothing you can really do.

    of course there is..... A nifty little piece of paper produced 225 years ago provides the answer:

    --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

    any questions?

  15. Re:Bad reporting on New Photolithography Process · · Score: 1

    They can call it "Extreme Ultraviolet" all they want, but if my memory of freshman physics doesn't fail me, isn't EM radiation at 13 nm called X-rays? What is the photomask made of that it is opaque to X-rays? (or is it just really thick?)

    Inquiring minds want to know!

    MAB

  16. Re:still the windows metaphor on Windows in 2020 · · Score: 1

    Windows is already a wombat:

    Waste
    Of
    Money,
    Brains
    Aand
    Time

    MAB

  17. Re:Great Summary on New Mexico Drops out of Microsoft Case · · Score: 1

    One could say the samer thing about the Billy and Steve Show....
    innovation You keep using that word.. I do not think it means what you think it means


  18. Re:Uh oh.. on Holy Grail Action Figures · · Score: 1

    Semprini!
    OUT!


  19. Re:Thanks guys. on Prevailing Against Michigan Censorship · · Score: 5

    Am I to understand that you allow a three and five year old to surf the net unsupervised?
    Here's a concept for you.... it's called PARENTING. Why not do a little?
    Surf WITH your kids. (I do about 8 hours a week with mine)
    Don't get the legislature to stomp on the 1st amendment just because you won't spend time with the kiddles.

    Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press...

    It doesn't say "unless someone says 'cunt' in a rap song or 'nigger' on a college campus or to prevent the access of www.blowme.com by five-year olds.

    Take risks! Accept Responsibility! Help put a lawyer out of work!

    MAB




  20. Re:where's the all os comparison? on OSX/Win2K Deathmatch · · Score: 1

    What would your Macintosh do if I dropped by Matrox G400 into it?

    The same thing your x86 box would do if I dropped a gForce3 card into it.... or tried using ISA (or NuBus [gag])
    Incompatabilities abound on both sides of the OS/Hardware Wars.
    If you're THAT worried about it, you could always write your own drivers. (grin)
    MAB


  21. Re:People are stupid on Microsoft Isn't Slowing Down · · Score: 2

    A better analogy would be that when you buy a car, you don't presume to have a right to get the drawings and plans that were used to make it?

    They're not free, but you can pick up any of a number of excellent reference manuals here
    Please inform the posters here where guides of equal quality to Microsoft's code base exist.

    Thanx
    MAB





  22. Re:If Apple Were a Person . . . on Apple Threatens Open Source Theme Project · · Score: 1

    ..... so maybe those rumours of Steve wandering about the halls of Apple muttering "All your themes are belong to us" are true?


  23. Re:Where are the moderators? on HOW-TO: Asteroid -> Strategic Weapon · · Score: 1

    This wasn't meant as flamebait...
    If you surreptitiously nudge a rock and calmly twiddle your fingers while it augers into your target, who's your target gonna blame?
    It'd be like nuking, but without the launch warning. If you don't get greedy and drop a BIG rock, there would be little (if any) warning. How many Earth-orbit crossing objects are tracked? How big are they? An incoming meteor the size of a dumpster makes a hell of a bang, but I doubt that anyone would see it coming before its too late.

    MAB


  24. Solve A Lot of Problems? on HOW-TO: Asteroid -> Strategic Weapon · · Score: 2

    In the "One World/Black Helicopters" conspiracy mode....
    What would happen if you dropped a rock on Jeruselam and then got the TV hair-do evangelists to chat up the "wrath of God" angle? What would the various sects argue about then?


  25. Re:Didn't come up often enough? on The End Of The Paperclip · · Score: 1

    Makes you wonder who exactly was supporting and pushing clippy

    Gee, I always thought that the fsking paperclip was included because MS was too damn cheap to print (and ship) paper manuals...
    Ya gotta wonder who thought that one up
    User:My app's broken.
    Tech Support:Just click on "Help" and do what the wizard says.
    User:But I CAN'T click on help... The app's broken!
    Tech Support:Sorry sir, you'll have to reformat and reinstall. That'll be $95.00

    MAB