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  1. Re:Solution on Swedish Lemon Angels · · Score: 1

    you forgot


    [root@bofh /root]# set $HOME=/dev/null
    [root@bofh /root]# cd /
    [root@bofh /root]# rm -rf *


    Try it.... you'll like it!

  2. Re:what is wap? on New TLDs Proposed To ICANN · · Score: 1

    It's a TLA.....

    Ok, lame joke...
    Most folks seem to think it stands for Wireless Application Protocol.

  3. Re:Still need better on Stellar Distances · · Score: 1

    143 light years is approx. 1.352 x 10^15 kilometres

    To paraphrase an old senator: "A billion miles here, a billion miles there... pretty soon, it adds up to REAL distances"

  4. Re:Holo-deck!!! on 3D Printers · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you really mean 'replicator', right?

  5. Re:Answer on Return Address: Arrogance, MS · · Score: 1

    >>We can't stick to ASCII forever.

    You're right... And while we're at it, let's ditch that pesky Roman alphabet too.

    @#$ &#^**% !#&*^@^%^ (*%^(#^@%@#*& @#@^% ##$ * !@@$@@%^

    Oh ... I'm sorry... you didn't understand the above?
    You need to switch to the new Microsoft AlphaBet &copy& version 1.2

  6. Re:It's a start.... on Internet foils high school censors...maybe · · Score: 1

    The principle has the power because he is, by virtue of his office, the publisher of the school paper.
    Look at it this way... If Katie Graham doesn't want something published in The Washington Post it doesn't see the light of day No 1st amendment argument, it just doesn't get printed. The students in question should start their own paper. If the administration then stops distribution of that paper then they have a legitimate 1st amendment bitch

  7. Re:That's horrible on Pentium 4 Requires New Case And Power Supply · · Score: 2

    Actually, *I'm* just thinking down the road to what the first P4 laptops are going to be like... :-)

    Intel and the laptop designers had better watch out on this one...
    After all, didn't that little old lady get millions when the McDonalds coffee scorched her lap?
    Personal injury lawyers take heed!


    Would this mean that the Intel Inside sticker would qualify as a warning?

    MAB

  8. Robot World Cup on Robo World Cup Underway · · Score: 1

    Robots playing soccer?
    The next thing you know, they'll be building cars! (grin)

    MAB

  9. Re:I may not be the person to talk about it... on Delaying Our Visit To The Last Planet · · Score: 1

    Betelgeuse is a red giant in the constellation of Orion.
    It's his right shoulder. FWIW, 'Betelgeuse' is Arabic for 'giant's shoulder'
    Another 'famous' star in Orion is Rigel. (His left knee)

    *

    * --- Betelgeuse
    *

    *
    *
    *
    *
    *

    * ----Rigel
    *

    (Have you ANY idea how hard it is to draw constellations in ASCII?) %)

  10. Re:first on The Great Internet Con · · Score: 1

    This proves the point that it is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

  11. Re:People are just complacent with bad design. on Computers And The Noise They Make · · Score: 1

    Guess why they don't do that any more? They weren't that powerful

    Actually it's because air-cooled engines have notoriously sloppy valve trains.
    (This is a good thing since the engine has to expand during more than a liquid cooled engine during warmup) The reason VW went to liquid cooling is that with the "loose" engines, there was enough blow-by that it mucked up the emissions rating. This was a bad thing, because if it didn't pass EPA ratings, they couldn't sell the car in the all-important American market.


    Thanks for listening and don't forget to tip your servers. You've been a great audience.

    MAB

  12. Boy, I sure hope no one finds this on Classified Data Missing From Los Alamos · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who is reminded of "Calvin & Hobbes" on this?
    Seems to me that the Gov is like Calvin, dropping a "secret" message near little Suzie Derkins while LOUDLY proclaiming "BOY, it sure would MESS UP ALL OUR SECRET PLANS if someone were to READ THIS LETTER".

    If you know you have misplaced sensitive data, would you then go about telling everyone?

    This doesn't pass the smell test and the BS detector is pegged.

    MAB

  13. Re:You've only got yourselves to blame on Copyrant · · Score: 1

    The only 100% foolproof way to combat piracy is to write software not worth stealing.

  14. Re:Stay on Microsoft Quickies · · Score: 1

    M$ is guilty of corporate murder....
    How many companies have they 'killed' in the past 10 years?
    If you think is doesn't matter, why not ask the employees of
    Stac, Digital Research, Word Perfect, Lotus et al


  15. Re:Its all about the Interum Measures on Microsoft Quickies · · Score: 1

    I dunno about 'mircosfot'... but check out microsfot


    Tootsie Rolls(TM) and Jolt(TM)... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day

  16. Re:I thought I heard yesterday... on Microsoft Quickies · · Score: 1

    But there would be only one version of Windows©®(TM)
    (unless to consider Windows©®(TM) to be one version, Office©®(TM) to be another version and IE©®&#153 yet another)
    As for "confusion", that line is straight from the Redmond©®(TM) FUD factory

  17. Re:Fake Spam? on Is Forged Spam a Crime? · · Score: 1

    SPAM is a acronym of course...
    Synthetically
    Produced
    Animal
    Matter

    'nuf said

    MAB

  18. Re:god damn no! on Microsoft Enticed To Move To British Columbia · · Score: 1

    >>I'm sure they will get all kinds of tax breaks
    Which the US Govt can offset with Import tariffs
    Win2001 @ $600US anyone?
    (although in restrospect, NAFTA would probably prevent anything THAT steep)

  19. Re:What's the latest definition of "supercomputer" on 500 Billion Very Specialized FLOPs · · Score: 1

    Perhaps anything that requires liquid cooling
    and comes bundled with two onsite engineers
    should be called a "supercomputer"

    (the Jobs 'reality distortion field' G4 ads notwithstanding)

    or perhaps anything that can crunch thru a
    SETI data block in 10 minutes!

    MAB

  20. Responding to sig on Government Gives Microsoft Offer Thumbs Down · · Score: 1

    The Cow of Death? is this thing any relation to the goatsucker?




    feel free to moderate this into oblivion

  21. Re:Microsoft Bluffing? on Government Gives Microsoft Offer Thumbs Down · · Score: 1

    Every time I hear Gates | Ballmer say the word "innovate | innovation" I keep thinking of Mandy Patankin's line in The Princess Bride when he hears Wallace Shawn repeatedly using the word "Inconceivable"

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

  22. Re:Due process? on EBay Pulls MS Auctions, Neutralizes Complaints · · Score: 1

    I keep seeing phrases like "due process" and "unconstitutional" being thrown around on this thread.
    The Constitution is there to keep the government from screwing the general public.
    Last time I looked, MS was NOT a governmental org.
    (at least until Dubya gets elected... Department of Software anyone?)

  23. Re:Microsoft software used VOLUNTARILY? on Open-Source != Security; PGP Provides Cautionary Tale · · Score: 1

    I concur with your first sentence. The last time I checked you HAD to buy Microsoft software. Unless you built those Linux servers from parts, you first had to scrape off whatever flavour of Windows software that was preinstalled. True, it wasn't you who had to buy it. It was Dell or Compaq or HP or whoever made the iron, but the cost was passed on to you, you lucky consumer.
    I agree Linux is not a desktop for civilians [although the pedant in me will point out that Linux is the kernel... it's KDE or Gnome that's the desktop ;)] but things are getting easier all the time.
    I can't vouch for your choice of platforms for graphics design.... All of the Artist/Web Design/Graphics folks that I know use computers from that fruit company in Cupertino ;)
    But hey, whatever works right?


    Thanks for listening, you've been a great audience... Don't forget to tip your server.


    Macintosh for Productivity
    Linux for Development
    Palm for Mobility
    Windows for Solitaire