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  1. Re:Still no HL2: Episode 3? on Valve Announces Portal 2 · · Score: 1

    I don't see them changing the rules or physics of the game, as that wouldn't make sense.

    After all, they couldn't change physics...

  2. Re:Unless he's invented on Dr. NakaMats Is the World's Most Prolific Inventor · · Score: 1

    What about iBeatings?

    I wonder if this guy or Steve Jobs has patented it already...

    Judging by most Apple patents, I'd imagine this one would read something along the lines of "Patent: A way to do things, with stuff."

    World, be ready to get your pants sued off (for wearing pants, nonetheless - a way to conceal your naughty bits, with cloth).

  3. Re:Hamburger Earmuffs on Dr. NakaMats Is the World's Most Prolific Inventor · · Score: 1

    There's really no good reason not to lick your computer.

    There, fixed that for you :)

  4. Re:Might I suggest the title? on New Call of Duty Titles Announced, Fired Devs Sue For Name · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I'm fairly sure that I would play this. Hell, I would even buy it!*

    *If, in the event that the prospect of someone buying a game has caused heart palpitations, cardiac arrest, stroke, unwanted pregnancy, athlete's foot, or a feeling that the world has officially gone nuts, rest assured that I was joking.

  5. What's next? on Apple Removes Wi-Fi Finders From App Store · · Score: 4, Funny

    First they remove the pron apps, then the wifi steal- er, "borrowing" apps... What use do these "iPhone" devices have anymore, anyway?

  6. Re:What's a MySpace? on How MySpace Generates Enough Load To Test Itself · · Score: 0

    Can I nom it?

  7. Re:The writing says on Earliest "Writing" On 60,000-Year-Old Eggshells · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Or "I came first" signed by a chicken

    I feel like I can sympathize with this chicken... I too have that problem.

  8. Re:Let's Open-Source the cloud on Ubuntu Desktop In the Cloud · · Score: 1

    Alternately: "Yo dog, I heard you like Ubuntu so I put an Ubuntu on your Ubuntu so you can compute while you compute..."

    Why is this modded "Interesting"...? O_o

  9. Re:Just like porn "conclusively" creates rapists on Another Study Attacks Violent Video Games, Claims To Be "Conclusive" · · Score: 1

    In other words, if your goal is to reduce violence in society at large, media violence, including video games, are not where you should be focusing your efforts. These studies in no way justify going to huge lengths to censor such violence. They justify parents being more attentive. Inattentive parents in various forms are probably a bigger factor in overall societal violence than any specific media violence.

    Exactly - where do most of the kids that play violent video games get them? Why, their parents, of course!

    Happy Birthday Little Johnny - now become a violent psycho killer rapist and we'll blame it on Rockstar.

  10. Re:Dear Slashdot Sales Department on Exploring Advanced Format Hard Drive Technology · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, how I wish I had mod points! :)

  11. Re:512x4=4MB?? on Exploring Advanced Format Hard Drive Technology · · Score: 1

    How this all got past all the editors is beyond me.

    You must be new here.

    Even funnier (more ironic?) when you observe the parent's and child's user ID :)

  12. Re:Hunters.. on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    You REALLY list this as a "plus side" relative to any Mac sold for the past DECADE? For fuck's sake, the Apple TV and the iPhone/iPod Touch have more compute power than that POS.

    Incorrect.

    Speaking of which, you do realize that the ONLY reason your Mom puts up with your worse-than-worthless "computer consulting" is that it is free, too...

    False.

    Treat your Mom to an iPad, and maybe, just maybe, when you see the SMILE on her face, rather than that grimace you're used to seeing when she fights with that relic you've foisted on her, you'll begin to "get" the genius hardware and software engineering that went into iPad's development.

    Less-than-factual.

    But, since you're obviously living in her basement (for free), I doubt you will understand the difference between "cost" and "value".

    Wrong.

    I know I really shouldn't feed the trolls, but sometimes it's just so much fun!

  13. Link broken on EU Says Google Street View Violates Privacy · · Score: 1

    Does the second link 404 for anyone else too?

  14. Re:Hunters.. on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    Same - which is why I set her up with an Ubuntu desktop four years ago, and haven't looked back. The plus side of this as opposed to a Mac is that this desktop is a P4 with 512MB of RAM, and was free.

  15. Re:Hunters.. on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    Handbrake works just fine under both Windows and Linux, I've have no problems with either that I can recall.

  16. Re:Hunters.. on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    what I don't like about a netbook:

    keyboard too small for real typing
    not much cheaper than an introductory laptop
    lousy processing and ram compared to same introductory laptop
    made of same low quality parts as same introductory laptop
    windows sucks on small screens

    What I don't like about the iPad:

    No keyboard.
    Not much cheaper than... a netbook (actually, more expensive than most).
    Lousy processing and RAM compared to... a netbook.
    Made of the same low quality parts as... well, all consumer electronics.
    Crippled OS is hardly an OS, on any size screen.

    So... what makes it better than a netbook, again, Apple?

  17. Re:Just like desktop linux. on Google Android — a Universe of Incompatible Devices · · Score: 1

    A car analogy already? Record time!