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  1. BSOD on Microsoft Becomes Wembley Stadium's Backer · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Blue Screen of Death is going to look awesome on a screen the size of a small house!

  2. Re:Adium X on Linux Instant Messengers · · Score: 1

    Adium is pretty much the GAIM guts with a native OSX interface...

  3. The Spanish Astronomers on One Find, Two Astronomers · · Score: 5, Funny
    Mod me down if you must, but The Spanish Astronomers is a kickass band name.

    That is all.

  4. Re:wow.. editors.. really.. on Sri Lanka Declares an Open Source Week · · Score: 1
    We oughta fork this open source Week! We could add an extra day--to the weekend of course.

    What license is it distributed under?

  5. Re:perhaps not as sure as you seem to think on Xbox 360 for $300 · · Score: 1

    No. Also, a car is the only way to get from point A to point B, drugs are baaaaaad, and jesus is lord. AMEN!

  6. Re:fp on Microsoft Offers Tools to Spamming ISPs · · Score: 4, Informative
    Judging from the logs of my mail filters, about 2% of the mail that is marked up by SA as spam comes from @hotmail.com addresses. Thursday, for example, my filters saw 21,863 messages that were marked as spam, and 356 of those have @hotmail.com addresses.

    When you look at where these messages are coming from, though, and compare them to the IPs hotmail uses for outgoing smtp... I don't actually see any messages that really came from them--they are almost entirely forged addresses.

    Not that I have any love of MS/Hotmail, just sayin'.

  7. obviously on What Ever Happened to Virtual Reality? · · Score: 1
    Porn! Screw flying cars, where's the VR smut?

    Porn drives innovation in ways that Bill Gates can only dream about. Bring on the 3D titties now, and in a few years 'legitimate' uses will be commonplace.

  8. illogical name on Fortress: The Successor to Fortran? · · Score: 4, Funny

    One would assume that the successor to Fortran would be called either Nextran or Fivetran.

  9. Re:2.1? on The Next Net · · Score: 1
    For starters, where's the massively scalable multicast infrastucture that would enable all these hypermultimedia apps that everyone wants?

    Same place it is on in the regular ol' Internet... Providers can't figure out how to bill for it, so it's more or less not an option. Lovely, eh?

  10. Re:Translation... or not. on European Piracy Crackdowns · · Score: 4, Funny
    The first paragraph or so of the hacked version of their site, as translated by InterTran. Either InterTran leaves something to be desired as a translation tool, or the hackers who hit the site leave something to be desired as far as proficiency in the swedish language goes. You decide:

    To make that desision easier, here's that same text, translated from English to Sweedish and back by InterTran:

    The first paragraph or so if hack version of their site, so translated wide InterTran [tranexp.com]. Either InterTran blade somewhat to be desired as translation utensils , ors the hack whom hits gardens leave somewhat to be desired as far as cleverness in the Swede language am going. Yous decide :
  11. Re:Story of Deep Well on Canadian Spam Levels - Up? Down? You Be the Judge · · Score: 2, Funny
    Not only "most," but 99%! That's a hell of a statement.

    Perhaps not, if we're still talking aboot Canada...

  12. Re:competition is good on Verizon: FiOS Access For Other ISPs in the Works · · Score: 4, Informative

    Maybe. Not if it's anything like their wholesale DSL plan, where they sell you, a wholesaling ISP, a port for $30--while they are retailing it for $35! This does not include any backhaul from the Verizon CO, and don't forget about Internet bandwidth charges on top of that--and you'll get to pay Verizon again for carring it back out to your upstream carrier...

    I'm not sure that too many/any other ISPs will be able to make this a workable business model.

  13. what makes you think... on Just How Paranoid Are You? · · Score: 1
    Why do you want to know, hmmmmm? Why in the world am I going to tell you this? How do you plan to use this information against me?

    Leave me alone!

  14. Re:Rotary Dialing - Reality on Build Your Own Rotary-Dial Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you ever find a phone that has no means of dialing at all, picking it up will probably make it autodial something. A single 'flash' of the hook switch will, more often than not, get you out of autodialing jail... need I say more?

  15. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. on EA Considering Sims TV Show · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Seriously, is a show controlled by the masses through voting a really good idea? In this instance I am suddenly reminded why the Founding Fathers(tm) of America didn't want the majority of people to vote.

    Has it really been that long since the last time you were reminded of this?

  16. Re:pr0n on Dead? Hope You Left Someone Your Passwords · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a pr0n tontine.

  17. my head... on The Illiteracy of Corporate American E-Mail · · Score: 1

    "NO!!!! If you turn it up to eleven, you'll overheat the motors, and IT MIGHT EXPLODE!!"

  18. you can do it yourself... for free on 11 Anti-spam Products Tested · · Score: 5, Informative
    Let me just take a moment to say that sa-exim kicks ass. It stops your spam before SMTP accepts it, so no mail is ever deleted. Exim is about the most configurable piece of software there is, and who doesn't know about SpamAssassin?

    Alternately, check out MailScanner for one-stop mail sanitization, virus checking, and spam filtering.

  19. traceroute weirdness on Lycos Anti-Spam Screensaver Brings Down Spam Sites · · Score: 1
    Is it just me, or is this a little odd?

    Here's what I get for www.makelovenotspam.com:

    jjeffries@falcor:~$ host www.makelovenotspam.com
    www.makelovenotspam.com A 213.115.182.123

    jjeffries@falcor:~$ traceroute www.makelovenotspam.com
    traceroute to www.makelovenotspam.com (213.115.182.123), 30 hops max, 38 byte packets
    1 gateway (x.x.x.1) 1.388 ms 0.772 ms 1.496 ms
    2 (x.x.x.181) 10.403 ms 16.325 ms 29.059 ms
    3 553.at-4-0-0.CL1.PIT1.ALTER.NET (152.63.39.186) 30.078 ms 26.343 ms 20.596 ms
    4 0.so-4-0-0.CL1.IAD5.ALTER.NET (152.63.34.125) 30.713 ms 35.189 ms 17.594 ms
    5 500.ATM7-0.GW5.IAD5.ALTER.NET (152.63.43.145) 20.766 ms 22.089 ms 28.399 ms
    6 xa-gw1.customer.ALTER.NET (157.130.39.190) 44.347 ms 29.281 ms 22.978 ms
    7 ua-213-115-182-123.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se (213.115.182.123) 31.790 ms 35.843 ms 33.322 ms


    Whois:

    route: 213.114.0.0/15
    descr: Broadband Customers in Scandinavia
    descr: Please report improper use to abuse@bredband.com
    origin: AS8642
    notify: noc@bredband.com
    mnt-by: B2-MNT
    changed: hostmaster@bredband.com 20040618
    source: RIPE

    But if you check out this netcraft link you'll see that the IP it knows about is different: 83.241.136.230

    jjeffries@falcor:~$ host 83.241.136.230
    Name: 230.136.241.83.in-addr.dgcsystems.net
    Address: 83.241.136.230

    jjeffries@falcor:~$ traceroute 83.241.136.230
    traceroute to 83.241.136.230 (83.241.136.230), 30 hops max, 38 byte packets
    1 gateway (x.x.x.1) 1.110 ms 2.266 ms 1.152 ms
    2 (x.x.x.181) 13.181 ms 18.244 ms 13.192 ms
    3 553.at-6-0-0.CL1.PIT1.ALTER.NET (152.63.39.194) 18.160 ms 16.479 ms 23.837 ms
    4 0.so-4-0-0.CL1.IAD5.ALTER.NET (152.63.34.125) 27.729 ms 20.275 ms 17.367 ms
    5 500.ATM4-0.GW5.IAD5.ALTER.NET (152.63.43.137) 23.103 ms 19.935 ms 22.293 ms
    6 xa-gw1.customer.ALTER.NET (157.130.39.190) 30.378 ms 29.437 ms 22.138 ms
    7 230.136.241.83.in-addr.dgcsystems.net (83.241.136.230) 18.647 ms 28.862 ms 24.483 ms

    Whois:

    route: 83.241.128.0/17
    descr: DGC Systems AB Stockholm
    origin: AS21195
    mnt-by: DGCSYSTEMS-MNT
    changed: bjorn.osterman@dgc.se 20040427
    source: RIPE

    If you hit those IPs in a browser, you'll get the same 404 error. Traceroutes to adjacent IPs go entirely different directions. This would appear to confirm that MCI is doing something funny with these IPs.

  20. ummm on How Cheap Can A PC Be? · · Score: 2, Informative
  21. Re:Quoteth a former president on The Man Who Could Have Been Bill Gates · · Score: 1

    I can practically see this italicized text printed under a glossy colour stock photo of people climbing up a mountain or something...

  22. only thing I can say is... on 'Tit for Tat' Defeated In Prisoner's Dilemma Challenge · · Score: 3, Funny
    HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. It's not at all like a TALKING COMPUTER. You are a bad man. Go away.

  23. Re:Digital Negative Specification on Adobe Releasing New Photo Format · · Score: 1
    Digital Negative Specification...shouldn't that be DNS?

    Yes, but that violates Microsoft's patent on perverting names, words, and acronyms that already have an established meaning for their own evil uses.

  24. hmmm... on Overclockers Top 6GHz With A 3.6GHz-Rated P4 · · Score: 5, Funny
    take a look at how fast it calculates pi

    I hope it's a substantial improvement over my machine... Seems like I've been waiting forever for it to finish...

  25. sorry 'bout that on Mysterious Force Affects Pioneer 10 & 11 Probes · · Score: 4, Funny

    what can I say... the damn things snagged my sweater during take-off, and I didn't want to say anything...