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EA Considering Sims TV Show

Reuters is carrying the news that Electronic Arts is considering creating a television show based on 'The Sims'. The show would allow viewers to vote on what the avatars in the show would do. From the article: "One idea could be that you're controlling a family, telling them when to go to the kitchen and when to go to the bedroom, and with this mechanism you have gamers all over the world 'playing the show."

210 comments

  1. From EA? by codesurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Viewers could tell the Sims when to work 80 hr weeks with no overtime pay!

    1. Re:From EA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows that in The Sims, if you miss more than a day of work, you get fired, and there are no weekends.

    2. Re:From EA? by waveclaw · · Score: 3, Funny
      If I watched TV anymore, I would be looking forward to watching the *fun* of this community programming of a virtual community by the mass community.

      Okay, I know it's karma whoring/destroying but I cannot resist the obvious:


      The Sims is the only game where you can kill someone by trapping them between strategically placed toilets.

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    3. Re:From EA? by aichpvee · · Score: 0

      That would depend on if it's based on the original Sims or Sims 2. Because Sims 2 has weekends, though strangely you never get stuck working overtime...

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    4. Re:From EA? by Norgus · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is the only game with that feature.... no more. You see ever since half life 2 death match you could indeed kill people with toilets (strategically placed firmly to the side of the head is my favourite)

    5. Re:From EA? by Bega · · Score: 1

      All of a sudden, I come to think of The Wizard.

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  2. This sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't think of anything I enjoy more than watching other people play computer games.

    Frist pots?

  3. Die Already by CypherXero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why can't Reality TV just die already? Plus, it's not reality, waking up at 3am to get first post on Slashdot is what the TRUTH is.

    1. Re:Die Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Coming soon to Fox, it's "FIRST POST," the reality TV show where two teams of trolls try to get the most first posts!

    2. Re:Die Already by earlytime · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't call this reality tv as much as i would call it a round peg shoehorned in to a square box. This is not at all suited to tv, the internet is a much better stage for this kind of "performance". Who wants to watch a sim make coffee, then a commercial, then watch a sim sleep, then a commercial? If you want to see a large scale version of "the sims" play a mmorpg version of the sims". TV execs just don't get it.

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    3. Re:Die Already by jtnix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or better yet, how about we ban all EA news posts? I am sick of seeing daily, hourly and soon to be news ticker updates on this disheartening, soul-sucking company. What, do you all have stock in this poor excuse for a 'software development' conglomerate?

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    4. Re:Die Already by BaseLineNL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you see the beauty? With this show you have the power to do it! Just vote for a pool party. Then, when the entire cast is in the pool, vote to remove the ladder.

      *Insert drowning scene*
      The End.

    5. Re:Die Already by Rirath.com · · Score: 1

      ...Coming soon to G4. "We CAN make it worse!"

    6. Re:Die Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why can't Reality TV just die already?

      I agree! Many Slashdotters are too young to remember a time before reality television, and are being deprived of good wholesome entertainment. Where is this generations' Webster and Small Wonder?? No A-Team or Macguyver to quell our fears in these troubled times! No Alf to crack a quick joke to get us through the day and no Mr Drummin to look up to...

      Where have you gone Mr. Belvedere, Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

    7. Re:Die Already by Taladar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps we could stop them if every /. user bought one share of EA and then we all decide together to shut them down.

    8. Re:Die Already by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1
      That exactly what I thought when I saw the article.

      Tell us, Sims publishers, will one of the objects on the Sims show be a dead horse? Will the audience be able to direct mobs of Sims over to beat it for several hours?

      I'd have to chemically alter my own reality in new and extreme ways to be able to watch this reality show.

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    9. Re:Die Already by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1

      Can anyone tell me how you would say, "Jesus Christ! Enough, already!!" in Simlish?

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    10. Re:Die Already by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Why can't Reality TV just die already?"

      This would be a very bizarre cross-breed indeed. Most "reality" shows aren't reality, they're game shows (Survivor, Big Brother, Bachelorette, etc.). Perhaps the "follow people around" shows count as reality (The Osbornes, Nic & Jessica, etc.). The Sims TV show would fall in the latter category so would be more of a reality show than the game shows, but is virtual so is less reality. It's quite the irony.

      But of course it would fail. People watch the Osbornes, Nic & Jessica, Ashlee, Carmen & Dave, Anna Nicole, etc., because they're celebrities (though I don't understand why that would be enticing). I doubt the Sims qualify.

    11. Re:Die Already by wastaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You dont get this do you?
      What we are going to see is not sims watching TV, showering and making coffee. It's seeing sims "WooHoo", and sims can "WooHoo" time after time after time after time as long as you make them do it in the jacuzzi.

      So basically, EA is going to make a tv show where people are going to have mad sex in a jacuzzi nonstop. Who wouldnt want to see that?

    12. Re:Die Already by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This would be a very bizarre cross-breed indeed. Most "reality" shows aren't reality, they're game shows (Survivor, Big Brother, Bachelorette, etc.). Perhaps the "follow people around" shows count as reality (The Osbornes, Nic & Jessica, etc.).

      I hate "reality tv", but I have to say: Watching an elderly, incoherant rockstar take out the garbage is strangely fascinating.

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    13. Re:Die Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Belvedere has been dead over three years.

      http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/Pf/0,1527,8638,0 0.html

    14. Re:Die Already by Zeebs · · Score: 1

      But of course it would fail. People watch the Osbornes, Nic & Jessica, Ashlee, Carmen & Dave, Anna Nicole, etc., because they're celebrities (though I don't understand why that would be enticing). I doubt the Sims qualify.

      People actually watch these shows because they like to laugh and the absurdly stupid exploits of human cartoons. Why not just let the viewer set the traps for the characters to fall in.

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    15. Re:Die Already by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we could stop them if every /. user bought one share of EA and then we all decide together to shut them down.

      Hahaha, if we can't slashdot them with bandwidth, let's slashdot them with a hostile takeover! You evil bastard, I need to add you to my friends list. :P

      -matt

    16. Re:Die Already by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Muhahahaha

      Almost as much fun as removing the doors, and sending the new guy into cook dinner.

      *Burnination Ensues*

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  4. EA can burn in hell whit M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EA ... we own everything!

  5. Sims in the bedroom by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "One idea could be that you're controlling a family, telling them when to go to the kitchen and when to go to the bedroom,

    If they leave the bedroom option in there, I think I can see the future of this show already.

    1. Re:Sims in the bedroom by thebes · · Score: 1

      You mean, interactive pr0n?

    2. Re:Sims in the bedroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is:
      Natalie Portman,
      and hot grits.

    3. Re:Sims in the bedroom by mek2600 · · Score: 1

      the big question is whether or not the viewers will ever let them LEAVE the bedroom.

    4. Re:Sims in the bedroom by iNetRunner · · Score: 1
      the big question is whether or not the viewers will ever let them LEAVE the bedroom.
      How about: the viewers gather the sims in the bedroom, change to edit-mode and wall of the door, and proceed to watch how many days the sims last?-) ..Or try to bugger the sims until they set their house on fire, etc.. =)

      Besides they'd put censor bars in there right, so what was previously suggested ins't any interesting.. *Tough, that would be the day that even that would be necessary..*
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  6. The Sims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should write a mod that makes my sim software engineer stay at work for 16 hrs/day.

  7. Another follow-weird-family show ... by Tribbin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... but then fake.

    Who will watch that once the new of it is over?

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    1. Re:Another follow-weird-family show ... by Borg_5x8 · · Score: 1

      Who will watch that once the new of it is over?

      The could target the daytime-tv target audience: ill people, students and the unemployed.

  8. Egads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another one for the CrapTV channel...

  9. correction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from-the-"dear-god-no"-dept.

  10. Seriously? by kaje103 · · Score: 0

    Why does it not surprise me that EA's television ideas suck as much as their games?

    1. Re:Seriously? by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      Remember all those giant EA genesis carts? Remember how all the games sucked? They lacked any style, visually...unless chunky and ugly is a style. The choppily animated EA logo was a sure sign of a forgettable experience ahead. At best.

    2. Re:Seriously? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Hey, I liked King's Bounty.

      Especially amusing was when the cartridge would heat up and start hosing the quantities of critters defending the keeps. Just a bit frightening heading into a castle and seeing that it's now defended by approximately "1KK" peasants.

    3. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both King's Bounty and Might and Magic were EA carts and both of those were good games. Might and Magic was one of the best RPGs for the Genesis out there.

  11. Amsterdam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...sign me up for the Sims::Chillin' in Amsterdam episode okay?

  12. One out there already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't they already have one?

    1. Re:One out there already? by abandonment · · Score: 1

      this is the first thing i thought when i read this...perhaps they're going to syndicate & broadcast strangerhood on tv? that would almost make sense, because it's actually a story with characters n whatnot - and then we wouldn't have to be forced to endure live actors attempting to simulate the wooden horrid acting you see in most video games...

      very strange...

    2. Re:One out there already? by Aquatopia17 · · Score: 1
      Personally, I'm afraid that if this Sims TV thing pans out, then someone at EA (or even worse, their marketing dept.) will get the bright idea that Coc--err--Rooster Teeth is a threat to their power and will either try to a) sue them into non-existance or b) absorb the animators in to their ever-growing mass (and disposing of RvB in the process); giving the gaming community one more reason to dispise EA. I see only one solution to this problem:
      1. Summon the soul of Maxis and infuse it into a mecha.
      2. Enlist Sid Meier to pilot said giant robot.
      3. Fly to EA headquarters, and reduce the complex to rubble.
      4. Maxis-bot will then strike a neat pose and fly off into the sunset.
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  13. Become a dominating parent: by gonzo-wireless · · Score: 0

    you're controlling a family, telling them when to go to the kitchen and when to go to the bedroom

    I know people who have been playing this games for years, they didn't have a tele either.

  14. Won't get past the FCC by hode · · Score: 3, Funny

    It won't get past the FCC, especially if they let them buy the vibrating bed...

    1. Re:Won't get past the FCC by EvilFrog · · Score: 1

      It probably would go on cable/satellite (I'm guessing G4 *shudder*) and thus wouldn't be regulated by the FCC.

  15. Hmm by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So basically this is a daily 30 minute infomercial sponsored by the evil alliance?

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a network TV show, so yes.

    2. Re:Hmm by Taladar · · Score: 1

      "info" isn't quite the prefix i would use for a show like that.

    3. Re:Hmm by orpx · · Score: 1

      it's the only 'info' you will enjoy because i told you so!

    4. Re:Hmm by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      22 minutes.

    5. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to mass media.

  16. In other news... by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    EA has signed an exclusive contract with humans stating that only EA is able to makes games involving such.

    1. Re:In other news... by PoprocksCk · · Score: 1

      Uh oh.. why is it that I have a bad feeling that this could become the next Slashdot trolling phenomenon?

    2. Re:In other news... by notque · · Score: 1

      Because it's true?

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    3. Re:In other news... by Drantin · · Score: 1

      Now we just have to wait for EA to get an exclusive SCO Linux contract...

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  17. Play it like I do... by DrKyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    If people get to "vote" on what the sims do, they might end up playing like me and just force feed them coffee and never let them sleep or go to the bathroom.

    1. Re:Play it like I do... by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Sounds like what EA does to their employees.

    2. Re:Play it like I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sims: the programmer edition.

    3. Re:Play it like I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would watch a show where they put up walls when people went to the bathroom for the joy of watching them starve to death. I see a hit.

    4. Re:Play it like I do... by OzRoy · · Score: 1

      Are we allowed to wall them up in the middle of the garden?

    5. Re:Play it like I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..or have them swim around in the pool after you've removed the ladder... muhahahaa.

  18. hm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds about a shittastic as the rest of the material on G4...

  19. ala The Strangerhood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the fine folks at Red vs Blue comes this fine piece of Sims based video:

    http://www.strangerhood.com/

  20. this is a horrible idea by bechthros · · Score: 5, Interesting

    and i say that as an ardent Sims fan (hell, I bought a new video card just so I could PLAY sims 2). The demands of today's TV entertainment are such that any TV show that's true to the game will BOMB MASSIVELY. TV is about 6-minute chucks of instant gratification and resolving every problem within a half hour. The Sims is about neither of these. If this gets off the ground it will become just another Hanna-Barbara-ish cookie cutter cartoon show, where the only similarity it has to the Sims is in the name (I Robot anyone?) and the characters go through the same tired, demographically neutered plot contrivances as on every other show.

    1. Re:this is a horrible idea by piper-noiter · · Score: 1

      Let me state that (I agree) This Is a HORRIBLE Idea.

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    2. Re:this is a horrible idea by albn · · Score: 1

      I want to ask, will they have the "Sim Speak" (or whatever it is they call it)

      "Na paaalaa oolooo leekeelaaaa!"

      If so, will it have subtitles? Seriously, the game was bad. A cartoon/TV show will be even worse.

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    3. Re:this is a horrible idea by christopherfinke · · Score: 0

      I agree. This sounds like one of the most boring TV shows ever. And I say this having seen both "Crossing Over with John Edward" and that View-ish show that's on at like 1 am with the four uninteresting lady hosts.

    4. Re:this is a horrible idea by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      The demands of today's TV entertainment are such that any TV show that's true to the game will BOMB MASSIVELY.


      Sounds like it's almost a guarentee that G4 will air it.
    5. Re:this is a horrible idea by Pluvius · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that this is a bad idea not because a TV show based on The Sims would be unadulterated crap, but because people who watch TV have bad taste? Sorry, I don't agree with you.

      Rob

    6. Re:this is a horrible idea by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      TV is about 6-minute chucks of instant gratification and resolving every problem within a half hour.

      You're right,The Sims can't manage anything that long and complex. When the votes have sent every character to have a crap, a shower and a shag, the series, let alone the episode, will be over.

      Mind you, I suppose Sex in the City and Star Trek Voyager got by for a while with plots little more complex than that.

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    7. Re:this is a horrible idea by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 1
      "TV is about 6-minute chucks of instant gratification and resolving every problem within a half hour."

      The ratings for shows like Desperate Housewives and Lost would disagree with you. Both shows are hour-long dramas with extended storylines that aren't neatly wrapped up by the end of each episode, and they're both popular as hell.

    8. Re:this is a horrible idea by danila · · Score: 1

      This idea looks horrible only because you are an ardent Sims fan. I am not a huge Sims fan, although I sometimes play Sims 2, and I would be happy if this show was created (even though I would have no chances seeing it, as I don't intend to come to US). Even if it would have only a passing resemblance to the game. The merging of several forms of entertainment (TV, films, games) is ultimately a good thing, but it can only be gradual. I don't expect the borders disappearing for at least 5-15 years, but for it to happen, we need small steps such as Sims reality show. As Bolz said, "It's a generational question. The world is changing and no one can stop it." So good luck to EA.

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    9. Re:this is a horrible idea by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      You mean the scene where Deedee starts stuffing her brazeer full of chocolates to keep them from falling off the convayer belt was done before?!

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    10. Re:this is a horrible idea by bechthros · · Score: 1

      Lost seems like neat idea, D.H. is just tittilatory crap IMHO. 24 is another one.

      But for every one of these new "smart" shows (and there's still plenty of room for smarts in all of 'em if you ask me) there's still 15 vapid sitcoms or reality shows. Hopefully we've seen TV "hit bottom" in terms of the kind of crap that the public can tolerate, and we're now coming back up the other side of the "happy colors show/box full of puppies" curve (the modern equivalent of which I suppose would have to be the "Animal close-ups with a wide angle lens" curve).

    11. Re:this is a horrible idea by bechthros · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying media should never be mixed, I'm just saying that requirements are different for TV shows than for video games. This difference seems like it would naturally result in a show that's much closer to "home improvement" or "full house" than to the Sims video game, because theirs is a business model with proven success.

      Really, what's the point? Why not just have "home improvement" or "full house"? What strength is the Sims name going to lend to the show in the marketplace? Do they actually think us hardcore Sims addicts are gonna get our nose out of our CRT long enough to watch it?

    12. Re:this is a horrible idea by danila · · Score: 1

      I don't know. My sister plays Sims 2 quite a lot (and used to play Sims with various expansions) and she also regularly watches some crappy (aren't they all?) Russian reality show. If she lived in the US she would probably be the target audience.

      The point of using an existing brand, of course, is to slightly reduce the risk. It is believed that a show based on existing IP has more chances to succeed than a totally new idea. But most of the IP doesn't really lend itself to a reality show. There aren't many popular books that can be turned into a reality show, there aren't many movies, and I guess it's just as bad with music. Sims 2 just happens to be a reality show itself. It seems absolutely logical to EA executives that you can probably exploit this by making a "real" reality-show. It isn't necessarily about art of videogames, about exploring the possibilities, it's about using a household name to promote another entertainment product. Happens all the time. We must be grateful to EA, though, that they are willing to experiment a bit and suggest innovative ideas for interactive entertainment (even though one may abhor their ideas). Innovation is good.

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    13. Re:this is a horrible idea by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 1
      "Lost seems like neat idea, D.H. is just tittilatory crap IMHO."

      While D.H. might not be the pinnacle of high art, I think it still helps pave the way for the viability of a Sims show. It's an hour-long show, a lot of focus is on the characters themselves and how their personalities affect their lives, even more emphasis is put on the development of the relationships between characters, and the show has enough continuity that they don't reset everything each week. In fact, if you were to take D.H., get rid of the murder subplot, and put little green diamonds over the character's heads when they're the focus of attention, you'd have a decent prototype for a Sims show.

    14. Re:this is a horrible idea by bechthros · · Score: 1

      "We must be grateful to EA,"

      Hey, you don't have to tell me - I've still got the 5.25" floppy my original sk8 or die for Commodore 64.

  21. Amazing by pcgamez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever heard. There is something worse than reality tv!

  22. Apologies to Penny Arcade by sinclair44 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow! With this new TV show, I can turn on the TV and watch the Sims watch TV!

    (Apologies to Penny Arcade)

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    1. Re:Apologies to Penny Arcade by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 3, Funny
      I got it! We need a reality TV show where we watch a family watching people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching the Sims watch TV, on which there's a reality TV show featuring a family watching people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching...

      Oh, and don't forget to frame the whole picture in a Gameboy DS top and bottom display for over 15 hours continuously.

      Next on G4...

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    2. Re:Apologies to Penny Arcade by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      We need a reality TV show where we watch a family watching people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching the Sims watch TV, on which there's a reality TV show featuring a family watching people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching...

      Goddamnit, I think you just broke my brain.

    3. Re:Apologies to Penny Arcade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We need a reality TV show where we watch a family watching people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching the Sims watch TV, on which there's a reality TV show featuring a family watching people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching...

      How about a reality TV show where we watch a family watch people on TV playing the Sims, and they're watching the Sims watch TV, on which they're a reality TV show featuring a family playing Little Computer People on a Commodore 64 emulator running on DOS under Bochs running on PearPC running on Linux on VM Ware hosted on Windows?

    4. Re:Apologies to Penny Arcade by danila · · Score: 1

      You might be interested in the movie eXistenZ by David Cronenberg. It has basically the same plot, except there are no reality shows. :)

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  23. Reality? by TooTechForYou · · Score: 3, Funny

    A "virtual" reality TV show? How desperate for entertainment are we?

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    1. Re:Reality? by aichpvee · · Score: 0

      I think the real question is how desperate are we for boredom and pain?

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  24. How will this be entertaining ? by Lupulack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wouldn't this be like:

    a) playing a game with terrible latency and / or controls

    b) watching someone with multiple personality disorder play the game

    In either case I really don't think it'll fly. The Sims was popular ( well , I didn't like it ) because of the fact that you control it. If you don't have control , or are only one vote of thousands ... well I just don't understand why anyone would spend their time on it.

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  25. Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by goofyheadedpunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Sims have sex.
    The Sims have sex.
    Out pops a baby.
    The Sims, ignoring their baby, have sex.

    Seriously, is a show controlled by the masses through voting a really good idea? In this instance I am suddenly reminded why the Founding Fathers(tm) of America didn't want the majority of people to vote.

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    1. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by jjeffries · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seriously, is a show controlled by the masses through voting a really good idea? In this instance I am suddenly reminded why the Founding Fathers(tm) of America didn't want the majority of people to vote.

      Has it really been that long since the last time you were reminded of this?

    2. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by __int64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well obviously the network will have an electoral collage system of writers set in place, to keep the stupid masses from truly having what they want. The writers will really run the whole show; from time to time they may base their decisions off the popular vote, just enough to keep the facade of democracy up..."The viewers really don't know what they want, or what's good for them. Their votes would never constitute a good show, so lets do it our way. Truly it's what's best for them." -> It will be totalitarian ruled by second season, guaranteed.

    3. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by SamBeckett · · Score: 1

      November, 1995, to be precise.

    4. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by SamBeckett · · Score: 1

      Oops, I meant 1996. Damn education system. I blame it all on Carter.

    5. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1
      Seriously, is a show controlled by the masses through voting a really good idea?
      No. It will just be one more painful reminder that the vast majority of us want cookie cutter, mind numbing dreck, all just mediocre and unoriginal at best.... In large quantities.

      We already have American Idol to do that for us.

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    6. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, that's the plot of many people's lives. Luckily there's a conservative shift going on in the US.

    7. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you think they would allow that?

      the chioces would be along the lines "they go to movies" or "they go to theatre". things that don't really matter.

      remember that futurama ep where they go to the movies? and calcylon ends up doing some stupid calculus....

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    8. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by MendicantMonkey · · Score: 1
      In this instance I am suddenly reminded why the Founding Fathers(tm) of America didn't want the majority of people to vote.
      So they can control the government while maintaining the illusion of democracy?
    9. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by MendicantMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yay! We are super lucky. I much prefer the Red Elephant brand of fascism over the Blue Donkey brand. We are saved!

    10. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      The Sims have sex.
      The Sims have sex.
      Out pops a baby.
      The Sims, ignoring their baby, have sex

      You sir, in my opinion, should receive the most insightful post of the year award. You summed up every family I have ever known in what should be song lyrics.

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    11. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So 51 wolves and 49 sheep don't vote on what to have for dinner.

    12. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Sims have sex.
      The Sims have sex.


      Then the FCC fines the show for indecency.

    13. Re:Most likely ( and constant ) plot. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      (With apologies to Depresseries posters)

      Any of are not nearly as dumb as All of us.

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  26. Silly gimmick by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are formats, there are formulas, and then there are gimmicks. This TV show idea is a gimmick, and gimmicks rarely last more than a few installments before the public sighs a big "ho hum" and the idea goes, as Douglas Adams might put it, "to the big golden spike in the sky, baby."

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    1. Re:Silly gimmick by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Some gimmicks *do* catch on, though.

      Reality TV: Gimmick and (unfortunately) popular.

      MTV: Gimmick and caught on almost immediately.

      Bad anime made to sell action figures (think Draginball Z): Gimmick with millions of American viewers.

      So don't discount it just because it sounds gimmicky. It may surprise you how many idiots addicted to bad TV there are out there who will actually watch this type of thing.

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    2. Re:Silly gimmick by Attaturk · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if the entire story was a hoax dreamed up by the EA marketing department. Either that or it's an elaborate way of using Reuters to set up the cheapest and biggest focus group they've ever had. Probably both.

      Sigh.

    3. Re:Silly gimmick by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      But at least the bad anime is amusing. Most of it is done tounge in cheek, so it's not so bad.

      MTV was cool when it still played music, but they haven't done that since I was a teenager.

      Reality TV has always rather sucked. The one exception to that so far was the 2nd season of The Surreal Life (and that was a show that made fun of reality tv. Traci Bingham trying to pants Ron Jeremy to get a look at his member was just amusing).

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  27. What people really need by pentagono · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think what people really need is interactive Discovery Channel
    Now THAT would be news...

    1. Re:What people really need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see it now: interactive sharks with friggin lasers on their heads

  28. The only benefit..... by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    If you use a Tivo, you can cut their work week to 40hrs.

  29. And you thought Survivor was bad by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    So in addition to "Reality TV" we're going to have "Non-Reality TV" as well?

  30. Darwin TV. by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

    If there making a Sims TV show, it's not going to last too long. The Entire cast will be dead by the first episode either by Fire or drowning or some other Darwin Award like way.

    I've always said that everybody who plays The Sims has an uncanny facination with death. Dont believe me? Ask anyone who plays The Sims their most favorite moment. I can almost guarantee it has death involved in one form or another.

    1. Re:Darwin TV. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite true - when I was working at Maxis, one of the Sims 2 designers told me that they like naming their Sims 'Stalin' and 'Hitler' and torturing them. I though that was a little bent. Of course, it's a truth that the more pliable a player-controlled medium is, the more it reflects the personalities of those playing it.

  31. Re:Firefox Killed Linux by Tribbin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You'd be so offtopic if I'd have the moderation points!

    But you got a point there.

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  32. BOOOOORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sims the game: Boring
    Sims the TV show: Effing boring

    EA can lick my taint.

  33. Fox's "When Animals Attack, Interactive". by khasim · · Score: 1

    "COP's, Interactive".

    And many, many more.

    1. Re:Fox's "When Animals Attack, Interactive". by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 1, Funny

      Complete with a beat the "perp" button ? or is that a california only option ?

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  34. oh no. by thhamm · · Score: 1


    well, if its succesful, it will be the definite proof that shit can indeed be turned into gold.

  35. Toilet breaks? by Walkiry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the audience be able to decide if the Sim takes a toilet break or soils himself? If the option is there we all know what will be chosen...

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    1. Re:Toilet breaks? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that will just be the start.

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  36. Would they really? by Tellarin · · Score: 1

    This could be really quite interesting.

    Especially if they really let the players vote on what the Sims would do. But I guess they wouldn't really let, as people would cause all sorts of "wierd plagues" to hit the characters.

  37. Or the reverse... by lxt · · Score: 1

    Or proof that EA can turn gold (the sims, which is actually quite a good game) can be turned into shit. Although juding by the number of "chavs" I see walking down the streets ever day, Argos appear to have already achieved turning gold into shit :)

    1. Re:Or the reverse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or proof that EA can turn shit (The Sims) into shit (Reality TV). I prefer games where I use my brain, thank you very much.

  38. Strangerhood by someguy456 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised nobody (at my threshold?) has mentioned Rooster Teeth Productions' The Strangerhood, an online series done using The Sims 2.

    Personally, however, I prefer their Red vs. Blue, a series done using Halo, and more recently Halo 2.

    1. Re:Strangerhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they have., look up, look way way up.

    2. Re:Strangerhood by Pluvius · · Score: 1

      The Strangerhood is much weaker than Red vs. Blue, mainly because the voice actors have to adapt their lines to the mouth movements and actions of the avatars. It just doesn't flow smoothly, kind of like a badly-dubbed martial arts movie. (The storyline also hasn't gotten anywhere yet, but that's probably not a problem with the engine they're using.)

      Even with The Strangerhood being as weak as it is, though, this idea that EA's come up with is far, far worse.

      Rob

    3. Re:Strangerhood by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised nobody (at my threshold?) has mentioned Rooster Teeth Productions' The Strangerhood, an online series done using The Sims 2.

      We were attempting the "if you ignore it it'll go away" strategy. However, now that you broke the spell: You're right, it's eerily similar.

      That thing reeks of "big corporation buys out lil' guys that had one good idea and pays them to make uninspired, derivative drivel to hype their product", in my humble opinion.

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    4. Re:Strangerhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm surprised nobody has mentioned The Strangerhood
      They have.
  39. And it'll probably air on G4TechTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops, I mean G4.

    Assuming it doesn't just air online, that would probably be the only channel stupid enough to air something like that. Seems to fit right in with the other early-teenage programming with poser hosts.

  40. NOoooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything about the concept is right on, except...
    Real people, not avatars, under 'our' control.

  41. "COP's, Interactive". by one_n_only_wildcat · · Score: 1

    I believe that was known as "Blade Runner".

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  42. Reality.. by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 0

    I just don't understand this whole thing about the sims. Who the hell plays it. If you want to play a game about living go the hell outside , get out of your momma's basement and get some freakin excercise, have sex with a real woman in real life, not on a damn video game. Wonder if they could do this with real people, now that I would watch , just for the cool factor of watching a hot woman defecate on herself because some people voted on it.

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  43. Lame by n9uxu8 · · Score: 1

    I can not possibly over-emphasize the lameness of this idea. Of course, reality tv in general must die (though I will admit a fondness for The Mole when hosted by Anderson Cooper...Celebrity Mole can be tossed in the same flaming pile as everything else).

    Interactive TV is an intriguing concept, but even if they could make it work in a reasonable manner, it would be difficult to make the world's fastest plunge to the lowest common denominator interesting.

    Dave

  44. Ray Bradbury predicted this... by azalynn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is EXACTLY what Montag's ditzy wife Mildred in Farenheit 451 was addicted to, for those of you that have read that particular book. The full-screen televisions mounted on the parlor walls beamed in images of people referred to as "relatives", and the viewers could vote on what these virtual people would do in each episode.

    1. Re:Ray Bradbury predicted this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly, it was a pre-recorded tape, and the wife simply got to play the role of one of the characters from her livingroom. The point was more that she felt so connect to the tv "family" that she would like to talk to them. The other point was that she was just given a token role, like giving a child a video game controler and telling them they are playing.

    2. Re:Ray Bradbury predicted this... by dapyx · · Score: 1

      You, Sir, have just proven that you read that particular book. You're probably well aquainted with the new governmental policy against any type of written material. Tell us where you hide your stash of books and you won't be hurt.

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  45. umm... wasnt this mentioned before? by GotSanity · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember a similar article mentioning maxis working with tri-star to release a sims tv show. I wonder if this is just a follow-up by EA?

    Link is here: http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/03/15/ 1841238&tid=10

  46. Here's the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How can they run this show without getting into trouble from the censors?

    It seems pretty obvious to me that people will be voting for the protagonist to screw the pooch rather than bake a cake or read a book.

    1. Re:Here's the problem... by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      What, you don't think a show of spending 6 hours on the couch reading a book in order to cook dinner without burning down the house would make good TV?

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  47. Hey, wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Did I miss it? I don't think it necessarily said that the show would have computer Sims in it. It could be real actors...

    But didn't some cable channel (FX?) already have a show where the main character controlled by the viewers?

  48. Reality TV needs an overhaul by t_allardyce · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All of these reality shows talk big. but the trouble is none of them actually do anything even slightly controversial. If its against the law then send the show to a country where you can get away with it! people want to see killing, fighting, animal sex etc.. Go stick helmet cams on soldiers in Iraq. Hide cameras in Baghdad. There was a potentially cool show in the UK where thieves were set up - e.g. a truck door was left open and someone would eventually get in to nick the stuff in it, then the door was locked on them and they were driven around town with the cover off in a sort of cage. Take things like this to the next level, take reality TV to 3rd world countries where you can get away with more and lets get some damn good depraved entertainment for a change instead of all this pussy "ooh im really a man" - "hey actually im not a millionaire" - "lets have sex on tv oh we're so bad" bullshit. And as for anything involving making over people, houses, gardens or pets - they need to be all axed today.

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    1. Re:Reality TV needs an overhaul by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Fear Factor does some controversial stuff, if only controversial to the major networks. There are several shows that they only aired once and won't air again on network TV because it crossed a line (at least according to the VH1 "Inside Fear Factor" show, which was surprisingly informative, I thought). Not quite what you were after, but as close as you'll get.

  49. Penny Arcade Covered This One by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Funny
    And how.

    "What are you doing?"

    "I'm watching him watch his Sims watch TV."

    Now it's going to be:

    "I'm watching him watch TV to watch the Sims so he can vote for what the Sims watch on TV."

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  50. Starve the sims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will I be charged with murder if I starve my sim to death?

  51. Why not... by BuddyJesus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just let the Red VS Blue guys take their current Sims 2 series on TV? Yes, that one.

  52. ..wow.... by Berserker76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I joked long before Sims came out that one day they would make a game on the PC that required people to do laundry or dishes, tasks that no one likes doing in real life and people would love it. Then it became a reality.

    Most reality television shows have been awful, this one appears to be the next step in the de-evolution of the human species. This show just perpetuates my theory: Most humans do not want to think, they just want to be told what to do. This removes their need for personal responsibility and accountability.

    Fellow slashdotters excluded, of course....

    1. Re:..wow.... by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

      Remember Harvest Moon? The plot of the game was that you take over a farm for two years. The majority of the gameplay involved running around and individually harvesting every single little carrot, tomato, etc. and putting it in your "delivery" crate, although there was also some interaction with the young ladies in the adjacent town (you could get married, at which point the only difference in the game was that your wife would feed you breakfast in the morning and you would randomly have children.

      And actually, the game was pretty entertaining. Way better than The Sims, because it wasn't entirely a "reality" game; the characters' personalities were scripted, which is what made it entertaining.

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    2. Re:..wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sims is just a big fat Little Computer People rip-off anyhow.

    3. Re:..wow.... by danila · · Score: 1

      This was noted a long time ago. I remember reading something by Mark Twain (don't remember the book now, I was a REALLY young kid then) where he spoke about rich people paying money so that they could basically drive a stage-coach, that is doing something, which other people consider "work". The difference is, of course, in whether you HAVE to do it or CHOSE to do it.

      As for reality shows, you are completely right (but you misspelled "all"). When I catch a glimpse of them (sadly, the women in my family are strangly fond of one), I am completely amazed at how it is possible to fill 60 minutes with absolutely no content, besides some morons speaking about their BOOOOOORING attempts at relationships to each others. Some people must find it fascinating. I find it fascinating that they do. :-|

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    4. Re:..wow.... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      You, Sir, need to pick up a copy of E.M. Forester's The Machine Stops.

      His description of the world resembles what the Internet has become in so many ways it is scary.

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  53. I don't think this is strictly EA by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    I think Will Wright had batted an idea similar to this after The Sims came out, and before EA's name became nearly synonomous with Microsoft.

    Of course, I always liked his other TV show idea which was to record people's interacttions with robots... such as a tennis ball pitching one (going about 60 mph on the delivery). That would make better tv IMHO.

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  54. Kill me now! by payndz · · Score: 1

    Playing The Sims is already boring as hell. Watching The Sims being run by the kind of people who vote for things on reality TV...

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  55. we now have hit rock bottom... by jacklebot · · Score: 1

    Well, I thought the batchelor/fear factor/apprentice/survivor was a bad idea, but this takes the cake. People will now watch ANYTHING on TV. I think Gerry Springer is more wholesome than a Sims show. :-(

  56. I heard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard they are providing the engine for the M. Jackson reality show...

    1. Re:I heard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that the one where Micheal Jackson does it with his eyes closed?

  57. Destined for G4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one of the dumbest ideas ever for a video game related show. Therefore, I expect G4 to almost pee themselves with glee over the idea and begin production immediately.

  58. I'd love to see this by mochugger · · Score: 1

    Anyone familiar with the exploits of LUE members on the gamefaqs forums knows that a well organized group of gamers can be very dangerous/hilarious. The Aimbot "smarterchild" was influeced to say weird stuff by LUEers, and I can see the same thing happening here: The Sims TV Show is a big hit until the FCC fines the network it's featured after some unnamed viewers vote en masse to make the characters say "George Bush is a W4NG" eight hundred times on primetime TV.

    1. Re:I'd love to see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if it was only "LUE", whatever that is. Everyone who talked to the smarterchild got the idea of making it say stupid stuff, and many people acted upon it.

  59. Basic question: Why do we need a TV for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't watched TV in ages. I don't own one. Not because I've read what Carl Marx and Spinoza were saying about it and blah blah blah... but because I can't control it like I can control my desktop and it drives me MAD! (ok, I'm a sad 10+ years of Unix geek) Plus you don't get to chose when what plays.

    So why on Earth would I want to see a computer game played on TV?

  60. What about simlish? by Szentigrade · · Score: 1

    Will they be speaking simlish in the show or will we finally be able to understand them?

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    1. Re:What about simlish? by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Disgarl es Fraydashay!
      Hooten Burwateh.

      Translation: "Of course" and "Not a chance", respectively.

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  61. Crickey! by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think what people really need is interactive Discovery Channel

    Interactive Steve Irwin! I like it!
    We could tell him which dangerous animals to poke (and then declare "grumpy"), and which poisonous snakes to put on his head!

    I'd even watch THAT on pay-per-view!

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    1. Re:Crickey! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for Celebrity Survivor: International Space Station, myself.

      Madonna: We've run out of dehydrated ice cream again. One of you bastards has been stealing it. The next supply shuttle doesn't arrive for another month. I don't think normal rations will last but another two weeks for the 5 of us at the rate that stuff is disappearing!
      Clint Eastwood: You don't think, you say?
      Sean Patrick Flanery: Eye. It looks like we'll have ta be poppin' people out o' the hatch sooner'n later.
      Kevin Bacon: What? You can't be serious!
      Sean Patrick Flanery: I am. No time like the present to get done what you might put off til tomorrow.
      Clint Eastwood: What do you have in mind? Any ideas, Bacon?
      Kevin Bacon: I plead the 5th.
      Sean Patrick Flanery: I say we throw these whiners to the vaccum and let them reach a decision on who comes back in.
      Carrot Top: [floating into the room] Yeah! Throw them out.
      Sean Patrick Flanery: [while hoisting Madonna into the airlock by her belt] Oh, so you'll be joinin' them, I see.
      Clint Eastwood: Good idea. [throws Bacon in by the hair].
      Carrot Top: Er, can I make a phone call first?
      Clint Eastwood: Why, do you feel lucky? [grabs CT and throws in into the lock]
      Clint Eastwood: [closes the lock] Looks like you've been voted off the island. [ slaps the red "Depresurize Lock" button on the wall]
      Sean Patrick Flanery: So they have. Have any more of that ice cream?
      Clint Eastwood: I sure do. [pulls out a packet, hands it to Sean, and lights up a cigar]

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  62. I can imagine the amount of sex there... by TrueKonrads · · Score: 1

    Just imagine all the teens watching the show after 22:00... It will be a lesbian family having sex in the pool 24/7. I wonder how it differs from adulttv :)

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  63. Fahrenheit 451 becomes closer to reality... by crazedlunatic · · Score: 1

    Think about it. Remember the "walls"?. People sat around watching virtual families in the walls instead of thinking or reading books.

    We already have a great deal of oppression towards some aspects of free thinking, what, with the Patriot Act and the hostile attitudes some Americans have developed over the past 4 years. Burning books can't be that far off at this rate. Thinking just has to be labelled as terrorism essentially. That could be the road we're headed down.

    Now, we're going to help this process along by giving people yet another way to waste their time instead of paying attention to the real world and real events going on around them. Even worse, Ray Bradbury almost prophesized this in a way. All we need now is "Surround-Vision" to go with our surround sound. Put 4 LCD projectors or flat panels on each wall, and watch EA's show 24/7 and you've got the same thing as Fahrenheit 451 predicted years ago.

  64. Celebrity Big brother? Big brother? big 'someone' by SpamMonkey · · Score: 1

    Isn't this yet another example of broadcasters and writers failing to come up with something new, showing yet again that the next big film is going to be yet another re-hash of an old film with better graphics. *groan* Even worse is this another game trying to do the Resident Evil jump and come across (not that I've got anything against Resident Evil) to invade our TV's. Admittedly the first film was very good but the second stank.. Enough of that though, I doubt this "film" will get near our TV screens but I'm still horrified to see they thought of it.

  65. We already had a show exactly like this by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    Last year we had a show like this (can't remember if it was broadcast or just Webcast)... a family lived in a 'glass house' with a bunch of cameras, and people could give them commands on what to do via the Internet. It only ran for a week; I think it was not really intended as a serious soap, but more an art experiment. It generated quite a bit of publicity when it was announced, but I've not heard anyone talk about the show when it was actually on.

    And yes, the orders where screened before they were passed down to the family.

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    1. Re:We already had a show exactly like this by Dr+Tintin · · Score: 1

      It was a Webcast, a commercial for the introduction of The Sims 2 in The Netherlands. In October 2004, a family of 4 stayed in a house of glass for 4 days. All rooms were visible, except for the bathroom. The family received and executed commands from the public. See for a picture: http://main.gamerzheaven.nl/gh/inhoud/1612

  66. The title shall be! by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Sims, sponsored Juan Valdez and Toto Toilets.

  67. Basis for the TV show by Laebshade · · Score: 1

    Hrm...

    A reality TV show based on a game that's based on real life that's based on a TV show, based on a game, based on real life, TV show.... *head explodes*

  68. Decisions, decisions... by Jerf · · Score: 1

    Play the Sims, or watch the Sims?

    Play the Sims, or watch the Sims?

    On the one hand, the Sims is designed as interactive entertainment from the get go, and (while I don't care for it) it is quite successful at that for a lot of people.

    On the other hand... uhhh... on the other hand... uhhh... isn't there always an "other hand"?

    (Sometimes the issue really is black and white. Next up on Reality Television, a Quake 3 Tournament where you, the viewer, get to vote on what key Thresh will push next!)

  69. What is sad... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1, Informative

    ... is that the EA employees working on this lame TV project are probably putting in 80 hour weeks.

    1. Re:What is sad... by aichpvee · · Score: 0

      It's probably only a few people at EA working on it, and they're probably salary. Now the poor Koreans or Indians who get the production work will probably work the same kind of hours for pennies on the dollar.

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    2. Re:What is sad... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why I don't give a fuck...

      1.) All the characters will wear EA branded clothes.

      2.) All the thiefs will wear ESPN/sega clothes.

      3.) The sims character will only watch EA sportcenter.

      4.) The only profession available in the sims world is programmer for EA.

      5.) All the commercials between the show will be Madden commercials.

      6.) When the characters are in the shower, they'll sing EA slogans.

      7.) The sim dating service will give each other EA sports games only.

      8.) There will be a EA monopoly holiday that requires all the sim characters to work even more overtime.

  70. Piss themselves by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Something tells me that the whole Sims family is going to end up pissing themselves in a room with no exits if the viewers get total control.

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  71. Well I personally can't wait by [cx] · · Score: 0

    to see the first contestant set on fire while trying to barbecue a meal.

  72. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An opportunity to watch a sandbox game on TV. This sounds almost as interesting as baseball. God, I'm glad I don't have cable.

  73. how many gamers watch tv anyways? by xot · · Score: 1

    Even if they do ,being the commercial suckers they are the last thing EA would want is get gamers hooked on to the 'idiot box'.har har.

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  74. Penny Arcade? Do you think Sims feel pain... by CharonX · · Score: 1

    Forget Penny Arcade.
    A certain VGCats comic has an even deeper insight here...
    Do you think Sims feel pain...?

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  75. Money Bomb by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    and with this mechanism you have gamers all over the world 'playing the show.

    On Belgian tv you have these "tv games" in dead idle time. You sms to a 4digit number, 1 Euro will be reducted and some action will happen on screen. (like a rocketguy will be fired to blow up a planet, or whatever game there's playing). It's fun, if you feel like paying 1 Euro for a 'keypress' or like to remotely play a game like that cause you're bored in the night. (there are SMS-chatrooms like that as well on the tv, or teletext) which are sortof popular.

    Money bomb for the channel, but not my monnies. (there will be people who cannot contain themselves, specially teens and what not.)

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  76. Already done by Magickcat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've already played this type of thing before however only one person get a vote. It's called my life.

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  77. Re:Firefox Killed Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to admit, I laughed out loud.

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  78. Babecast without the boobs by ukleafer · · Score: 1

    It'd be just like late night UK Sky babecast stuff, only without boobs and jiggling. In that sense I suppose SimsTV has less to offer me. Having said that, it'd be more likely that Sims on SimsTV would do what you tell them. No matter how many times I text in, the girls on babewatch never cover each other with peach yoghurt and enact my script for lesbo-yoghurt-monsters.

  79. The most important question by BollocksToThis · · Score: 1

    Will this show have the nude patch installed?

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  80. first there was MUDs, then MMOGs, now MSTGs by Parsec · · Score: 1

    Massively Schizophrenic TV Games ... just imagine hundreds of people trying to control one character...

  81. Diebold Voting Machine for The Sims by SimHacker · · Score: 1
    According to the rumor I heard, Diebold will make the interactive TV voting software that allows viewers to elect what The Sims will do next on TV!

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  82. This sounds great and all... by ferrellcat · · Score: 0

    ...but will I be able to install a NUDE PATCH?

  83. hmm pantented already isnt it... by Grommet+-+Space+Cade · · Score: 0

    Didn't Microsoft patent the process of monopolizing and industry by use of marketing and exclusive deals?

    Ea surely will be having a court case if they try to do this....i mean seriously an exclusive deal with TV stations to use Pal/NTSC/HDTV for the sole use of their interactive game and then marketing it to try and monopolize a entertainment medium (Virtual Reality TV)....

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  84. So did /. -- four years ago! by Adam.Steinbaugh · · Score: 1

    So did Slashdot, nearly four years ago!

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  85. Great idea! by Firewheels · · Score: 1

    "One idea could be that you're controlling a family, telling them when to go to the kitchen and when to go to the bedroom, and with this mechanism you have gamers all over the world 'playing the show."

    And suddenly you have a family jerking around like marionettes with a pair of five-year-olds fighting over the strings.

  86. This could work. by triso · · Score: 1

    What about having a contest between groups of players based on geography, as an example. There would be four families: north, south, east coast and west coast. The object would be to get your house to be the largest/most expensive of the four in 22 minutes.

  87. SimsTV vs The Box by Jah+Shaka · · Score: 0

    wasnt this why the box failed where mtv ruled???

  88. Big Brother by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    That's basically a live-action version of The Sims, to a large degree.

    In fact, initially that was one of the main reasons why I used to play The Sims...I liked the concept of Big Brother, but I didn't like the confrontational idiots they normally got on there, or the foul subject matter that was typically used to lure viewers.

    With The Sims 2 I get to mess around with architectural design, putting Sims together, and all the social networking stuff/intrigue that can go along with it...but I don't get the unwashed deadbeats and conversations centred around bodily functions that you typically got from Big Brother. Everything I do want, nothing I don't.

    EA should probably do a partnership with Legion Interactive (I think that's who does BB in Australia, not sure about overseas) to come up perhaps with a version of that show that is more in line with The Sims' teen rating (ie cleaner) and while live action, they could use cheap CGI to incorporate some of the visual elements from the game. (the diamond mood indicator, etc)

    Trying to make Big Brother cleaner and less negative/juvenile probably wouldn't work, though...from the point of view that the producers seem to really think that fart jokes/housemates fighting etc are a big drawcard with viewers.

    1. Re:Big Brother by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Sims have more interesting conversations, too.

  89. EA should die by pieisgood · · Score: 1

    For even thinking of this retarded idea. Good job EA, maybe if the Sims reality TV show is enough of a hit they might want to go back and make a Sim earth reality TV show. God will be the protagonist and satan will be the antagonist, WOOOHOOO!

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  90. No love for Nintendo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Nintendo must be going in a right direction to be totally ignored by EA in this article, despite the success of the DS system and all that.

    1. Re:No love for Nintendo? by 06metzp · · Score: 1

      Of course, the PSP gets a shout out.

      and about it, they say..."I expect a lot from the PSP, It's stylish like an iPod and you don't look like a nerdy teenager using it."

      [sarcasm]
      oh yeah! designing things to be stylish "like an iPod" is the best way to sell it. quality doesn't matter. people like to buy small white things with a screen on them.
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  91. Mentioned last March by Anm · · Score: 1

    While the details weren't given, Will Write did mention this pseudo-interactive show as one of the things on his project list last March at the Game Developer Conference. I may be a fan of his work, but I'm already guessing it a flop.

  92. I'm way late on this by marktaw.com · · Score: 1

    ... and I'll never get modded up, but this could be pure genius. They could have bars on the screen showing the amount of votes for any given action and people could get addicted to watching these bars and voting on things. Just look at the popularity of:

    1. TRL
    2. The Presidential Elections
    3. Home Shopping
    4. Reality TV

    People love these little competitions about nothing consequential.

  93. Nude Patch by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    Well IIRC, there is a nude patch for the Sims, and like Teen Pregnancy patch for Sims 2.

    Would anyone honestly care about anything else?

  94. Not until we have the EQ channel by xixax · · Score: 1

    Why can't Reality TV just die already?

    Because no-one has started broadcasting an EQ channel where you can watch other people playing EQ.

    And you thought home shopping network was dull...

    Xix.

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  95. Shouldn't this be in the by Spaceman40 · · Score: 1

    "It's Funny, Laugh" category?

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  96. And the slogan would be... by Myolp · · Score: 1

    Get A Life - Watch The Sims.

  97. Kill them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can callers suggest creating a room without doors around the occupants? Just about everyone I've known that plays the game builds the doorless room or ladderless pool to cause death, defication, and hilarity.

  98. Instant Flop by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    This would result in an instant flop. Dumb move for EA. The entire attration to the sims is that you completely control the lives of these characters. With a player controlled show, your vote would be lost in a sea of others, giving you an impression that you haven't any control. Much like the problem with national elections. People don't vote because they feel it doesn't really count. I think a show like this would be as much fun as watching my brother play a game of sims and not being able to direct anything myself.

  99. Great idea by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    But what happens when everyone gets tired of making the Sims get into bed together?

    a) Vote to build a windowless/doorless room. Place the Sim inside. Watch and wait.
    b) Vote to refrain from using the lavatory. Take a stroll over to your neighbor's house, and after nature calls, demand Simoleans to prevent future occurances.
    c) Both a and b.
    d) ???
    e) Profit!!