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  1. Back in the day on Revamping The Periodic Table? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember sitting in high school chem in 1994, thinking that the periodic table would be much better represented as a conical helicoid - a spiral wrapped around a cone.

    A few years later I saw a list of known isotopes arranged one element per line and indented based on the weight of the nucleus, with simple hydrogen in the eupper-left corner. The stable isotopes were colored differently, and the color band formed a skewed triangle that would have also wrapped nicely around a cone.

  2. Ouch on Wil Wheaton Strikes Back · · Score: 1

    'We're sorry, but you're not a big enough celebrity for our show.'

    The last episode of CPS I watched had Sarah Gilbert, Macaulay Culkin, Neil Flynn and Kevin Nealon and some other people too unimportant(er) for me to remember. If I recall, Kevin Nealon won, but it was Neil Flynn who made with the funny.

    That said, thanks for the answers, Wil. I didn't really learn anything I didn't already know from reading WWdN, though. Why not go back through the original thread and cull out ten different questions to answer? I'd bet they'd post a sequel article (Wil Wheaton answers ten questions we didn't ask), and you could try answering some questions that didn't pass muster (read: flavorless pap) with whoever was modding that day.

  3. Re:well... on U.S. Scientists Create Zombie Dogs · · Score: 2, Funny

    A mortally wounded gunshot victim?

    What luck! I just happen to be...

    *collapses on floor*

  4. Re:If crashing is "malicious behavior" on The First Annual Underhanded C Contest · · Score: 2, Funny

    doesn't that make basically all c code underhanded?

    Nope. Only the code that includes

    #include <windows.h>

    *ducks*

  5. Re:old (nerd) school analog random number generato on When Is It Random Enough? · · Score: 1

    But say a lack of uniformity in the materials (it's wood, after all) caused one die to be chosen more often than the others in the jumbling process. Or even if the dice are chosen with equal frequency, that the bias on each individual die causes a certain number to be rolled more often for that specific die. Patterns, however slight, would emerge over time.

    Nope, radioactive decay is the way to go. I say you construct a Schrodinger's Cat apparatus and write down a '1' if the cat's still living when you check on it, and a '0' otherwise. Sure, that's a lot of cats (depending on how many bits you need), but you can reuse the cats until you get a 0, and there are a lot of ex-girlfriends out there that need revenging upon.

  6. Another application I can think of on Researchers Control the Flip of Electron Spin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about an ansible?

    Pair off two electrons in a shell, flip the rotation of one and you change the rotation of another - instanteously. Even if they're no longer in the same atom and millions of miles apart.

  7. Re:old (nerd) school analog random number generato on When Is It Random Enough? · · Score: 1

    Polyhedral dice by the handful! ...unless you want to choose a number from a set of three or less, in which case a polyhedron is overkill (and for which a normal six-sided die will work). =)

  8. Re:Copyright? on Breakthrough Decodes 'Classical Holy Grail' · · Score: 0, Troll

    fully compensating the original authors, and their descendants

    What luck! I'm of the Merovingian bloodline, you see. And a direct descendant of King Arthur. And the reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes.

    Yep, sure is great to be me.

  9. Re:Question: on Mac OS X "Tiger" Enters Final Candidate Stage · · Score: 1

    OS X.9453: "CowboyNeal"

    Of course, they'd have to go through "Ocelot" first, which would be kick-ass.

  10. Re:Maze of Code - Does NOT work with Visual Studio on 18th International Obfuscated C Code Contest Opens · · Score: 2, Informative

    Worked beautifully for me using gcc, like so:

    gcc -fwritable-strings -o maze maze.c

  11. What I said last time on Business Models: Napster to Go vs. iPod · · Score: 1

    This is what I said the last time this topic came up.

    Why is a story that's primarily about Napster posted on apple.slashdot.org? I thought stories about Napster went on yro.slashdot.org. :)

  12. Re:Starts to sound like RIAA and MPAA and APB on Tracking GPL Violators · · Score: 1

    Please to be excusing my grammar badness.

  13. Re:Starts to sound like RIAA and MPAA and APB on Tracking GPL Violators · · Score: 5, Informative

    FFTA:

    Q: Why is it important to stop people from violating the GPL?
    Welte: You can use all the code out there for free, but if you do modifications you have to give them back to the community -- it's a fairness thing. If we allowed violations to become common, the system would be out of equilibrium. This would result in fewer contributions and it would have a large negative impact on the motivation of developers.

    Reflecting this argument back on the file-sharing issue does not work, incidentally. American (Pop) Idol proves, if nothing else, that there are a lot of people willing to do just about anything for a shot to record professionally. Artists make little from their album sales; they make shit-tons from touring. The lion's share of album sales goes to the record company, which then spends it on ads telling you you're depriving the artists when you download music.

    The music industry is never going to collapse just because songs are traded online; they'll just turn the screws harder on the artists who get them paid. Disillusioning the small percentage of OSS advocates who actually code by allowing their ideology to be violated is an entirely different story.

  14. Re:This may be the first ever on Sunlight in a Tube · · Score: 1

    Does the title of that book sound like a beastiality extravaganza, or what?

    Obviously, you do remember Jon Katz.

    I kid, I kid...

  15. Re:Karma mod + on Star Wars Episode 3 PG-13? · · Score: 2, Funny

    No stress-testing a protocol like a good Slashdotting. :)

  16. Re:I can see it now on Craigslist to Beam Ads into Space (for Free) · · Score: 1

    because they're going to be communicating with Earth while travelling faster than light.

    Who said that? I was thinking more like:

    "Hey, Earth. The crops we planted seem to attract the wrath of horrifying space monsters, and we only have enough supplies to last us exactly as long as it would take for you to ship us more... Hello? Hello? Yeah, Ross in those leather pants is pretty funny, but seriously, we're hosed."

  17. I can see it now on Craigslist to Beam Ads into Space (for Free) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Humanity finally perfects FTL travel, and the first colonists are lost because the communications channel is filled ads for v|@gr4 and old 'Friends' re-runs and Hitler kicking off the '36 Olympics.

    Fan-frickin'-tastic.

  18. I use Gentoo on Is Your OS Tough Enough? · · Score: 1

    I just used 'emerge -C security_holes', and it didn't find anything to remove. ;)

  19. Re:It's not working on Napster To Campaign Aggressively Against iPod · · Score: 5, Funny

    $10,000 to fill your iPod vs. $14.95 per month with Napster

    My iPod is pretty full already, $0, largely due to songs I downloaded from Napster a few years ago.

    Oh? I was supposed to delete those?

  20. Re:The One Ring! on 2.4GHz Wi-Fi Detector Ring Project · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why don't they invent one even more useful to: ... Detect when a woman has had enough to drink and will sleep with almost anyone

    Liability, probably. Sex with someone who is not able to give consent is rape. Legally (though IANAL), a woman who's had enough to drink so she'll sleep with anyone is not sober enough to give consent.

  21. Re:Don't forget on Multi-Room Wireless Sound System? · · Score: 1


    > I don't want to wire. Anything.

    I suggest batteries.. a lot of them


    Connected to your electronic components how? ;)

  22. Re:That's not new on American Airlines Information Gathering · · Score: 1

    My aunt was less lucky. She had her knitting pins confiscated

    Were they afraid she was going to knit an Afghan?

    There's the usual "I will not commit terrorist acts"

    True to my policy of taking as little bullshit from and giving as much bullshit to the TSA as is legally allowed, I'd be likely to respond: "I'm no more likely to commit terrorist acts than if I'd started the day on US soil."

    I'm only batting a .333 lifetime average for having flights leave on time anyway.

  23. Re:upon first glance I thought... on Bezos's Blue Origin Prepares Launch Facility · · Score: 1

    upon first glance I thought it said Blue Virgin

    I'd never ride in one of those. It would keep on getting shot down.

  24. Re:Google is taking over the world. on Google's Dark Fibre Plans? · · Score: 1

    We are practically a Google Temple here, folks.

    More like a Pantheon: Google and *nix and Firefox and IP violation, and our dark gods, Microsoft and software patents.

  25. Re:What, no remote exploit?!? on Local Root Exploit in Linux 2.4 and 2.6 · · Score: 1

    It should be simple enough - if you have remote access to the machine already (i.e. you want to r00t a machine at school or whatever.) Log in, run the exploit from the shell, bingo bango bongo - you're root.

    It's not like the code magically runs on your machine at home...