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  1. Re:Pretty useless now on Kaspersky Source Code In the Wild · · Score: -1

    oh look, a Linux troll. How quaint.

  2. Re:Windows autorun viruses are like vuvuzelas. on Photo Kiosks Infecting Customers' USB Devices · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yep, I'd love to effectively silence you by shoving a huge wang in your mouth. Preferably horse or mule size.

  3. Re:So? on Ban On Photographing Near Gulf Oil Booms · · Score: -1

    Fuck me running! I just got slammed up my ass by a penguin!

  4. Re:So the moral of the story is.... on New Messenger Has Same Old, Gaping Privacy Holes · · Score: -1

    don't communicate with people you don't want your wife finding out about. Problem solved.

    Sure, let your wife dictate your social behavior. I'm sure by now she's put flower curtains up in your house. And you use pink soap, don't you?

  5. Re:that's an interesting trend on UK Video Game Tax Relief Cancelled · · Score: -1

    nope, it's not your imagination, it's a startling reality...

  6. Re:Dear Microsoft on Miscreants Exploit Google-Outed Windows XP Zero-Day · · Score: -1

    Clearly, you are so much more intelligent than EVERYONE that works at Microsoft. I mean, gosh, if only they would hire someone like you, I'm thinking all their problems would be solved. Maybe you should apply and include this brilliant idea in your resume. Surely no one else has thought of this.

  7. woo hoo! on Australian Gov't Seeks To Record Citizens' Web Histories · · Score: -1, Troll

    I just fucked your mom!

  8. ya, so what? on Spanish Judges Liken File Sharing To Lending Books · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    the importance of this is pretty much nothing. no one gives a fuck about what Spain is doing. when an important country like the US or UK does something like this, then it will matter. until then you fuckers can just suck a dick.

  9. Re:Can we call a spade a Windows machine? on Botnets Using Ubiquity For Security · · Score: 0, Informative

    your comment is pretty much the most retarded thing I've read all day on slashdot. congrats.

  10. i mean, really, who the fuck cares? on Canada's Largest Cities Seeing the End of the Phone Book · · Score: -1

    I guess the real question is... does anyone fucking care about Canada, let alone their phone books?

  11. Re:Flamebait on Google Reportedly Ditching Windows · · Score: -1

    just do me a favor and put my dick in your mouth already.

  12. Re:API! on Microsoft's New Attempt To Dominate Robotics · · Score: -1

    Xna is pretty cool. Great Microsoft product right there. And it's free so I bet you open sauce boys will love it.

  13. in other news... on Penn. AG Corbett Subpoenas Twitter For Bloggers' Names · · Score: -1

    I wanna fuck you in the ass!

  14. Re:API! on Microsoft's New Attempt To Dominate Robotics · · Score: -1

    Great. So where can i download the version for Ubuntu? Anyone with half a brain would continue to stay far away from anything from Microsoft, you always end up paying dearly in the end.

    Translation: "Waaaaah! Microsoft is doing something cool again. Only people who use *anythingotherthanwindows* should be allowed to do cool things with a computer!"

  15. put my wiener in your mouth! on Best Way To Sell a Game Concept? · · Score: -1, Troll

    licka-my-sucka-my-stroka-my-cock!

  16. Re:black market for penis entrance into your mouth on Black Market May Develop For IPv4 Addresses · · Score: 0

    bummer your right, my baby-carrot sized wiener is wayyy too small to make any money. can I borrow someone else's (plz)?

  17. Re:black market for penis entrance into your mouth on Black Market May Develop For IPv4 Addresses · · Score: 0

    Can I exchange some of your saliva with my semen?

  18. i totally on NASA Mars Rover Spots Its Ultimate Destination · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    just busted a load! Right on your mom's rover!

  19. black market for penis entrance into your mouth on Black Market May Develop For IPv4 Addresses · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    hey guys, got a cool idea for opening up a black market shop...
    I'll just put my penis in your mouth, and you pay me for it!
    whaddya think?

  20. new song on Gene Therapy Restores Sight To Blind · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey guys, just wrote a new song, check it out!
    "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna stick my dick in your mouuuuuth"
    Whaddya think, guys?