Slashdot Mirror


Ban On Photographing Near Gulf Oil Booms

boombaard writes "The day before yesterday CNN's Anderson Cooper reported that, from now on, there is a new rule in effect, which de facto bars photographers from coming within 65 feet of any deployed boom or response vessel around Deepwater Horizon (official announcement). The rule, announced by the US Coast Guard, forbids 'photographers and reporters and anyone else from coming within 65 feet of any response vessel or booms out on the water or on beaches. In order to get closer, you have to get direct permission from the Coast Guard captain of the Port of New Orleans,' while 'violators could face a fine of $40,000 and Class D felony charges. What's even more extraordinary is that the Coast Guard tried to make the exclusion zone 300 feet, before scaling it back to 65 feet.'" Read below for the Coast Guard's statement on the new rule. "The Coast Guard Captain of the Port of New Orleans has delegated authority to the Coast Guard Incident Commander in Houma to allow access to the safety zones placed around all Deepwater Horizon booming operations in Southeast Louisiana. The Coast Guard Incident Commander will ensure the safety of the members and equipment of the response before access is granted. The safety zone has been put in place to prevent vandalism to boom and to protect the members and equipment of the response effort by limiting access to, and through, deployed protective boom."

435 comments

  1. So? by Jethro · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's the problem? Not like anything interesting is going on around there.

    --


    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.
    1. Re:So? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, clearly we should ban press from all areas that Jethro finds boring.

      --
      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    2. Re:So? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Jethro never actually says it's boring. He just stares at people blankly until they start babbling, and then hits them on the back of the head.

    3. Re:So? by xmundt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Greetings and Salutations.
                Well, the questions and thoughts that spring to my mind are: Have there been any problems with photographers damaging the booms or causing breaches? While 65 feet may not seem like much, it can easily make it very hard to get clear pictures of the booms as they bob up and down in the ocean waters. THAT makes it harder to keep track of how well they are working to block the oil, or, adsorb the crude and keep it from moving on. Is this the REAL reason for the limit? Also, why would the limit be 300 feet first...then get cut down to 65 feet? That sounds more like spin control than security to me.
                  Regards
                  dave mundt

      --
      YAB - http://blog.beemandave.com/
    4. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While 65 feet may not seem like much, it can easily make it very hard to get clear pictures of the booms as they bob up and down in the ocean waters.

      Shorter exposure. Problem solved.

      Next?

    5. Re:So? by Skreems · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have there been any problems with photographers damaging the booms or causing breaches?

      It's pretty unlikely, given that not a single foot of the gulf is actually boomed properly. See, actual booming requires that the booming be in the water, deployed in a zig-zag fashion with the high points leading to collection equipment. It also requires nearly round-the-clock hand maintenance to deal with changing tides, wind, waves, etc. Laying down a straight line of boom in the water, then leaving it to sit does fuck-all to contain oil, and less than fuck-all when it gets wadded up on the beach a couple hours later.

      So no, I doubt that there's a serious problem with photographers damaging booms. And yes, this is almost certainly about spin control, rather than actual disaster control.

      --
      Slashdot needs a "-1, Wrong" moderation option.
      The Urban Hippie
    6. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, clearly we should ban press from all areas that Jethro finds boring.

      What gives the press the right to interfere with operational security? They can't take pictures from 65' out? Is this actually incisive reporting or cheap voyeurism? If they made a documentary about how badly they are being oppressed, would you pay to go see it?

    7. Re:So? by MachDelta · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's pretty unlikely, given that not a single foot of the gulf is actually fucking boomed fucking properly. See, actual fucking booming requires that the fucking booming be in the fucking water, deployed in a piece-of-shit-cunt zig-zag fashion with the goddamn high points leading to fucking collection equipment. It also requires nearly round-the-clock fucking hand maintenance to deal with goddamn changing tides, fucking wind, fucking waves, fucking etc. Laying down a fucking straight line of fucking boom in the water, then fucking leaving it to sit does fuck-all to fucking contain oil, and less than fuck-all when it fucking gets fucking wadded up on the fucking beach a fucking couple hours later.

      FTFY.

    8. Re:So? by EvanED · · Score: 5, Informative

      Are you going to cite the magical photo fairies next?

      I don't think 65 ft is all that unreasonable, but understand that it will make a lot of photography rather harder. Longer lenses mean heavier lenses, which, as you say, means you'll probably need a shorter exposure, at least if hand-held. (Setting up a tripod can often take too long for non-posed photos.) But a shorter shutter means that you'll be compromising somewhere else: narrower depth of field or higher ISO. Narrow DOF can be nice for some artistic shots; less nice for most photojournalism. Sure, these things probably aren't so important if it's nice and sunny out, but what about if it's cloudy? Balancing all of these things can quickly become difficult.

      But the real problem is that of perspective. Unless you carry around a 40' self-supporting tower with you, having to stay 65' out means that your angle is going to be MUCH lower. That does two things. First it will make it much easier for your view to be blocked. Instead of walking up to a line of grass and photographing over it, you have to photograph through it. Instead of getting closer and photographing from above the waves, you have to wait until they line up in such a way that nothing's in the way of your shot. It also means a lower angle on the ocean, which may well mean that it's harder to see the oil.

      In short, putting a long lens on your camera isn't the same as walking up to something, for a number of reasons, and if you think it is, you should go back to photo school.

    9. Re:So? by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, that doesn't solve the problem. With distance comes additional wave peaks; any one of them can occlude the view. All you'd get would be a sharp photo of the intervening wavefront. Not the boom. It more depends on the height above the water of the camera when the photo was taken. Which in turn shouldn't be a huge problem -- it isn't like the photographers will be out there in canoes.

      I suspect there's something going on here - some damage that occurred, or an injury - that they're trying to prevent from recurring. It's vaguely possible they're covering something up... perhaps the state of wildlife at the booms, or collection of heavier crude around the booms... but since you can take perfectly horrific shots on the beaches, I just don't see what the benefit to them would be to try and cover up those kinds of things, so I tend to doubt it.

      --
      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    10. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the problem? Not like anything interesting is going on around there.

      But what else do left-wingers have that they can obsess over right now?

    11. Re:So? by EdIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      He just stares at people blankly until they start babbling, and then hits them on the back of the head.

      Also known as a hillbilly "mating ritual".

    12. Re:So? by Nikker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Enough people paid michael Moore for his movies...

      --
      A loop, by its nature, continues. If that didn't make sense, start reading this sentence again.
    13. Re:So? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Another one scored for Jethro Gibbs - but I wonder what NCIS has to do with it.

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    14. Re:So? by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      FFTFYFFS

      --
      If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?
    15. Re:So? by therealobsideus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      While I find this disgusting, I must consistently praise /. for being very judicious about not removing comments. Mod +5 to the /. staff.

    16. Re:So? by mavasplode · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hehe suckers...

      --
      ACTUAL SIZE!!!
    17. Re:So? by mk_is_here · · Score: 1

      You must be meaning longer exposure/shutter, and DoF is controlled by aperture not exposure, larger aperture (smaller f number) leads to a narrower DoF.

    18. Re:So? by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It also means a lower angle on the ocean, which may well mean that it's harder to see the oil.

      I totally agree with the points you made. The obvious thing of course is to simply get a higher angle, by either getting onto an object on the beach, or by getting onto the roof/upper deck of a boat you are in. Sixty five feet really isn't that far.

      Is it as good as getting a shot from 1 foot of the object? Not at all. I totally agree, but I can sort of understand why they don't want every Tom, Dick and Harry to go bungling around booms and things meant to STOP the oil.

      Great for Journalism? No.
      Great for folks wanting to brush this under the carpet. Yes.
      Great for the cleanup/relief effort? Hopefully.

      --
      Moved to http://soylentnews.org/. You are invited to join us too!
    19. Re:So? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

      --
      Rampant carbon sequestration destroyed the Dinosaurs' tropical paradise. I'm here to help repair the damage.
    20. Re:So? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's not near that noble. They simply can't be bothered.

      Oh, and hat's off to the original GP troll for originality.

      --
      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    21. Re:So? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I wasn't clear:

      1. Longer lens means more camera shake
      2. More camera shake means you need a shorter shutter
      3. Shorter shutter means you need to compensate somewhere
      4. Compensating means either narrower DoF (if you go with larger aperture) or higher noise (if you go with higher ISO)

      Clear now?

    22. Re:So? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      65 feet is not a very large distance. At all. It's less than half the usual 'safe recommended following distance' for highway traffic.

      Moving things around on the sea is difficult, and they've already once had a worry about a gas buildup blowing out and had to quickly move a ship (which yanked a pipe etc etc). Having a small buffer zone to allow things to move around in an emergency is only sensible, and any journalist who thinks endangering other people so they can sit on top of the story can just blow it out their ass.

      This story is just sensationalism feeding off public displeasure with anyone involved with this mess.. which is disappointing. While there are people who deserve to be hated for what has happened, if you're just automatically going to shit on ANYONE involved with trying to fix the problem, why the hell would anyone want to get involved with that? blaaaah.

      --
      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
    23. Re:So? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh stop. This is photojournalism, not Ansel Adams. I routinely take pictures of little bitty sea birds and dog sized otters standing on my boat with a 400 mm telephoto. A fucking big oil containment boom isn't going to present much of a photographic problem. If you really want to go artistic with your 16 mm wide angle and get your nose next to the thing, go find some place where the cops aren't and get your creative juices going.

      I rather doubt that the Coast Guard considers athestics as part of the rule making process.

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    24. Re:So? by trialcode · · Score: 1

      Sure, DoF decreases with larger apertures. But if you're trying to minimize blurring by going with a shorter shutter you will end up with a larger aperture to get enough light in there.

    25. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true president.

    26. Re:So? by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Several hundred if not thousand feet of boom has been STOLEN by 'photographers'. Some have even tried to sell the stolen boom back to BP. So yeah, while photographs are great and all, and I really can't wait to see them on CNN, because, you know, they add just that much more realism to something that I already realize is totally fucked, I guess I understand this ruling. Spin control or not, dave, it's for good reason.

      --
      I do not respond to cowards. Especially anonymous ones.
    27. Re:So? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Given that these things are located in the water, isn't it, you know, common sense not to get a boat in closer than x feet ? Perhaps we ought to check how many boom breaches were the result of idiots putting their boat right next to it.

    28. Re:So? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Uhhhh - I really don't see a problem. No photographers within 65 feet. Let's think a moment. You want a shot of a boat or a boom, that is, what, 50 feet long? Since any professional photographer has zoom lenses (whether optical or digital zoom, it hardly matters) he can be anywhere within 1/2 mile to get spectacular shots. I can show you a great shot of the ship I served on, shot from ~ 5 miles out - you can see that both the mount 52 deck gun and the missile launcher is tracking the helicopter that took the shot. (It was in a war zone, we tracked EVERYTHING, didn't matter if it claimed to be friendly)

      The coast guard doesn't want any one climbing on the booms, or sabotaging them, they don't want to be rescuing some fool who hurts himself. Stay 65 feet away, take all the pics you want. Seems reasonable to me. The original 300 feet wasn't unreasonable, either. 300 feet is terribly close to any working vessel at sea. The rules of the road, observed around the world, dictate that you stay clear of working vessels and/or ships underway.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    29. Re:So? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      As usual, I boogered up the link - try this: http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc226/Runaway1956/REB05012315.jpg

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    30. Re:So? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't bother with that tripod at sea, unless it's gimbaled and stabilized. Youtube has some videos where the camera was tripod mounted. You get better results with handheld equipment. Gyros and such cost more money than even professionals are likely to spend, unless the photographer is specialized in open water shooting.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    31. Re:So? by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      If we were talking film era cameras, I might be inclined to agree with your points (though I still think 65 feet is wholly reasonable even then). We're talking digital SLR era now though. Frame up your shot a bit wide to allow for movement from waves, capture 60 frames over 8 seconds, and keep only the good ones cropping in (really 21mp leaves you lots of room for cropping). One of them is not going to have accidental wave peaks, is going to be at a natural peak of your boat and the boom, and is going to come out fairly clear. If not, do it again, it only cost you 8 seconds of shooting plus 2 minutes of image review.

      If you need a higher angle, climb to an upper deck of your ship (presumably if you're a serious photo journalist, you're able to secure better than a kayak).

      This is a wholly reasonable working and safety margin, and with modern equipment should pose no significant challenges to any photographer who's actually interested in taking a shot.

    32. Re:So? by vrmlguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone's missing the real reason for the ban: too many "photographers" are using their "cameras" to steal the souls of the clean-up workers. The lich-kings (aka "Ted Turner" and "Ruport Murdoch") have long been stocking souls in preparation for the 2012 apocalypse. Louisianans, thanks to their voodoo culture, understand this and want to keep their souls for the use of the local shamans.

      --
      Nothing for 6-digit uids?
    33. Re:So? by todrules · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. 65 feet is nothing. Only 21+ yards, and being out at sea, you can have a pretty big boat rolling in the waves right next to some journalist's 15' POS. That could get dangerous. Also remember this is coming on the heels of the hurricane that just blew through the Gulf where the seas were pretty rough. My guess is that they had quite a few close calls this last week with the bad weather.

    34. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I have a fix for that problem! Make theft illegal.

    35. Re:So? by mikerz · · Score: 1

      But why make it a felony? You almost sound enthused about this arbitrary legal threat.

    36. Re:So? by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      Operational security? Really? Is there a threat that the booms won't suck up oil if you get within 64 feet of them?

      Boy the government sure has a good lapdog in you, doesn't it?

    37. Re:So? by brufleth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah for a second I thought I was supposed to be upset because they're letting people get so close. Sixty five feet can be annoyingly close to a work site at sea.

    38. Re:So? by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no reason vessels should be so dangerously close to equipment. 300 feet makes much more sense.

      As for picture quality, a good camera can capture very high levels of detail at 300 feet.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    39. Re:So? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      If you're dealing with journalists you have to bear in mind that giving them the benefit of the doubt with regards to common sense can be pretty dangerous...

    40. Re:So? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Take the pics from a mounted tripod or other support on the flying bridge of an appropriate boat.

      It may make artistic shots more difficult (so what?) but the ability to take hundreds of pics can compensate for lack of easy informational shots.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    41. Re:So? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 4, Informative

      I was going to post the same myself. For photography of an oil boom, even my kit lens could achieve enough zoom at a distance of 65 feet to take picture of something large like a skimming boom.

      Personally, I'd be afraid to get within 65 feet of an active boom unless I were escorted by an expert boom operator. This rule is designed for photographers too stupid to stay away from dangerous objects.

      The headline is misleading, it implies photographing of the booms is not allowed, but in reality, you're just not permitted to get ridiculously close to them. Ideally ANYONE should be banned from getting within that distance of an active skimming boom. It probably specifically specifies photographers because photographers were the only people trying to get stupidly close to the booms. (And most likely, true professionals were getting escorted close-in with the appropriate permits rather than just trying to sneak up without asking first.)

      --
      retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
    42. Re:So? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Why do longer lens mean the camera shakes more? Shouldn't the camera shake less because it has more mass (kind of get a "steadi-cam effect")?

      (not a photographer)

      --
      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    43. Re:So? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Because if they didn't people wouldn't care. Really this is pretty reasonable to keep things safe.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    44. Re:So? by bjourne · · Score: 1

      *Groan* Ok, so the safe recommended distance on highways is roughly 100 feet. What is the worst that can happen if you cross that limit, and what will happen if the police catches you? You may get unlucky and end up causing a traffic accident. The police won't bother you because they have more important things to do and people routineously drive much closer than that.

      What is the worst that can happen if you get closer than 65 feet to a boom out on the open sea and what will the authorities do if they catch you? A, I have nfc, but I belive it is pretty fucking hard to cause an accident with an oil boom. B, you will get fined 40k and recieve Class D felony charges.

      Do you see the difference?

    45. Re:So? by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well you did fall for the spin on the story as had I until I thought about a bit and read some of the other comments on Slashdot.
      This is not a restriction on photographers it is just a restriction. All none workers are to keep at least 65 feet from all booms and working ships.
      Think about how close that really is before you get all bent. It is to keep protesters, gawkers, and general idiots as well the press from bumping up to or getting run over by out at sea.
      Frankly 300 feet which is really close to get to a boat at sea seems reasonable and common sense. This smaller distance is probably to help the press with coverage and not to stop it.
      In other words this is yet another none story that has been spun into a Freedom of the Press issue when their is no freedom of the Press Issue involved.
      It is funny because since I do not like the Obama administration because of it's space policy and some other issues I was all ready to jump in on them cracking down on the press. That really would have been unfair of me because frankly this is a reasonable restriction based on safety. Frankly they probably should have gone with the 300 ft rule but seems to have gone for less safety and more access.

      And they can request closer access. Now we do have to watch and see if the that is used to block access but that has not as far as I can tell happened yet.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    46. Re:So? by kLaNk · · Score: 1

      From a physics standpoint you are right, a heavy lens should be easier to hold still. However, if you tried holding a pound or two very still in front of your face you'd find it is easier from a strength perspective to hold a lighter weight still.

      So the weight is part of the issue, but really it comes down to the nature of what you tend to use the longer lenses for. Typically you are using them to achieve a certain level of "zoom". So you are probably wanting to see something a bit further away than a shorter/wider lens.

      Think of it like holding a short stick at something versus a long stick (you can even think of both sticks as being weightless so as to not get hung up on the physical aspect of it). If you hold a 5' long stick your angular changes at your hand to the end of the stick aren't magnified like they are if you are holding a 65' or longer stick.

    47. Re:So? by mikerz · · Score: 1

      Really though? A felony requires at least 1 year in prison, while a misdemeanor requires anything less -- a steep fine would certainly keep people away. This has nothing to do with causing damage, rushing a boat or anything except proximity -- if you are within 65 feet of the restricted areas, you are now a felon.

      I understand the desire for safety, but this is pretty extreme.

    48. Re:So? by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because with the press if you make it just a fine they will just pay it and keep coming. You can not make press respect anything other than themselves.

      --
      Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
    49. Re:So? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      But a shorter shutter means that you'll be compromising somewhere else: narrower depth of field or higher ISO.

      Sure. Much better that we let small boats run by some guy the photographer found who had nothing better to do get right up in there to get the money shot.

      Fuck that. I would much rather have the photographer compromising his shot than the safety of the guys actually doing shit. Might I take this moment to tell you as well. Fuck you free press no matter what sensibilities. Go hang out with Geraldo.

      God I hate idiots. Can someone please compromise his safety?

      --
      Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
    50. Re:So? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      It's not that the camera shakes more, it's that longer lenses magnify that shake more. Think about it, all other things being equal, if you're hand-holding two different lenses, say 100mmm and 200mm, the 200mm will have an image at twice the magnification, but half the area, and therefore, given the same amount of shake, will have exactly twice as much visible shake. I hope I explained that understandably.

      --
      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    51. Re:So? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      No, that doesn't solve the problem.

      Do not care about your problems. If you need to get closer to large operating equipment trying to mitigate the horrible damage that is coming then get special permission. Otherwise stay the fuck back and let the guys work. I have always felt that the difference between photo journalists and paparazzi is nothing other than their subject matter. People like you just prove me right.

      --
      Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
    52. Re:So? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Also, in most states, that means losing your right to vote.

      Clearly, if anyone is willing to be within 64' of boom, they should lose their right to vote. That makes perfect sense doesn't it?

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    53. Re:So? by kbielefe · · Score: 5, Informative

      Is there a threat that the booms won't suck up oil if you get within 64 feet of them?

      Actually, yes there is. Not only has there been intentional vandalism, booms have accidentally been damaged by boat propellers. I realize the media is reluctant to report anything that might help BP, but you really should do a little research before spouting off.

      --
      This space intentionally left blank.
    54. Re:So? by kevinNCSU · · Score: 3, Informative

      Coming from someone whose spent a lot of time on the water with both motor boats and crewing on racing yachts it's really not that hard to cause an accident with anything on the water in the best of conditions. 65 feet isn't going to be more than three boat lengths for anything they're taking out there. Anything less than that and all is required for an accident is one wrong push of the throttle, one misjudgment of how the next wave is going to push you or where/if there's an anchor line on that ship your photographing and then you're going to F something up. Maybe you'll just knock into the boom and not really cause any harm. Maybe you'll foul it in your prop destroying it. Maybe you'll damage a skimmer ship your trying to get a good shot of it and take it out of service. Maybe you'll just scare the captain because he doesn't want to depend on you for getting out of the way and cause him to change course or halt operations costing time and money. There's a lot of crap that can go wrong, and it's very easy for a small mistake to turn into very dangerous situations on open water. You break someones car on the highway and they get out and a squad car and tow truck comes. You break someones boat on the ocean and they swim or drown and the response vehicles (helicopters, cutters, patrol boats) cost a lot more to get out there. And then add to that the fact that you'd be interrupting disaster response efforts. There's your difference.

    55. Re:So? by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe that their is also a limit to how much a fine can be with a misdemeanor. Before I get jumped on I freely admit that I could be wrong about that.
      Also maybe you missed that part where it said, "could be charged with". It is meant to scare people into not being stupid. Let me know if anybody gets charged with it. This is the worst case and honestly will probably never be used unless someone is really causing problems and refuses to comply with requests to move.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    56. Re:So? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And watch the hoo-rah that will erupt if something goes wrong and one of these whining journalists gets his ass blown out of the water. Then we'll hear, "Why were they allowing members of the general public to get so close to a hazard zone??"

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    57. Re:So? by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      This *is* /.

      What were you expecting? Reasonable and rational responses?

    58. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Photographers aren't even mentioned in the rules. Photographers being banned is only mentioned on an article from a journal that claims to be the leader in documenting, exposing and neutralizing liberal media bias. If there was a republican in office, this same journal would be yelling and screaming at CNN for trying to take these pictures.

    59. Re:So? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      *Groan* Ok, so the safe recommended distance on highways is roughly 100 feet. What is the worst that can happen if you cross that limit, and what will happen if the police catches you?

      What's the worst that could happen?
      You kill or maim someone, the police arrest you for manslaughter or reckless endangerment.

      65' in the ocean is NOT far. So lets say you get close and your craft loses its propulsion? (Hell, a smart person keeps oars as backup even for a simple bass boat in a lake because it happens a lot.) You aren't going to row your ocean-going craft to safety, it's too large. Your craft is drifting and could end up in the boom or colliding with the other ship.

      You should also realize that the reason that sailors have been historically portrayed as maimed is because it happens a LOT. It's dangerous out there, and part of the reason you keep your ships a certain distance apart is because doing otherwise is a good way to get people hurt or killed.

      Let's not forget that the people most likely to be killed or injured on the job are fishermen. You know, those guys that operate boats and booms in the gulf and the ocean.

      --
      Out of modpoints but really liked a post? 1BDkF6TtmmeZ3yqXbz9yhdYVqRYnwFoXDj
    60. Re:So? by lorg · · Score: 1

      But ... but .. we killed the Lich King this week already ... Has the world already reset?!

    61. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's funny? This is from a website run by an organization that claims to be "the leader in documenting, exposing and neutralizing liberal media bias." Basically, this is only reported by them because there is a Democrat in office.

    62. Re:So? by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      Because the more magnification you use the more sensitive the camera is to movement. Like trying to hand hold a telescope and look at a star, not going to work well. Longer lenses are also poorer at gathering light which is why the ones that DO gather light are honking heyuge and cost a few grand.

      That said, this isn't a ban on photography and I don't think the rule is too odious.

      --
      Build it, Drive it, Improve it! Hybridz.org
    63. Re:So? by Jamey · · Score: 1

      Hell, the waves from them passing is probably pushing the oily water *over* the booms, making them that much less effective. I think that 300 ft rule should have been put in place, and 300 yards would be better, likely.

      Seriously - they're orange tubes of canvas filled with kitty litter and enough styrofoam to float (that's *my* guess, anyway.) Take three close-ups, shuffle them, and you wouldn't be able to tell which is which.

      Perhaps that's what the reporters really want! They go swishing by, too fast, let their wake wash over the booms, and then report on how the booms are completely useless, and BP is just wasting more money.

    64. Re:So? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's what I thought. Isn't 65 feet sort of too close?

      The article is headlined "Ban On Photographing Near Gulf Oil Booms", but I think that's misleading because to me "Near" implies a lot longer than 65 feet. Like you said, even 300 feet would be perfectly reasonable.

      Luckily there is significant overlap between the amount of distance needed to safely operate these cleanup vessels, and the distance that a nice camera can take a photo. So, anywhere in that overlap range is okay with me.

    65. Re:So? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Vandalism or defective boom? Until there's some evidence of whatever split open that boom, there's no way to know which it is.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    66. Re:So? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      The booms aren't going to do anything as long as BP continues installing them improperly.

      I'll bet ten to one if we had a LIVE feed from an orbital satellite, we'd see BP doing JACK SHIT and playing with their dicks.

      I've worked oil rigs. We should've had this CONTAINED topside last fucking month. We do worse in the Niger Delta and we're about to do the same to Alaska, and yet nobody seems to give two shits.

      It's high time some people started getting shot.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    67. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      65 feet is not a very large distance. At all.

      65 feet sounds like a lot if I'd like to take a look at either side of the boom under a microscope and take a "photograph" of that.

      Freedom isn't free. Don't be such a pushover.

    68. Re:So? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Sorry, from 65 feet away, you're not going to get much of any good shot of the damage from shore, especially during the day. Snell's Law, light diffraction off of the water surface, etc. For good shots, you need to be almost on top of the subject matter, especially when that subject matter is the ocean and it's contaminated in such a way that you don't see it without having the camera at the right angle to catch the rainbow sheen.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    69. Re:So? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "As for picture quality, a good camera can capture very high levels of detail at 300 feet."

      There are some basic laws you need to learn. Start with Snell's Law and once you understand that you should be able to understand why your statement really makes no sense.

      Pardon me, my C-41 development tank needs to have the temperature checked.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    70. Re:So? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Your kit lens has enough filters on it to let you see the sheen of oil on the water when almost facing into the sunlight, and at such an acute angle???

      When you're dealing first with the atmosphere, then dealing with the water, capturing a photograph is much more difficult. Given the distortions that can be had (Snell's law, plus the water moves,) you need to be right on top of whatever you're photographing in order to properly capture the light scattering that indicates massive oil spillage.

      Otherwise the sun just glints off the surface and white-washes the entire image.

      I don't think your kit lens is going to work that well.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    71. Re:So? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I would so mod you up if I had not already posted in this discussion.

      Seriously, anyone with even a basic bit of experience at trying to capture things on the water knows you need to be right on top of it to get an adequate picture.

      Thank Snell's Law for the majority of that.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    72. Re:So? by sv_libertarian · · Score: 1

      65 feet away from working vessels and tethered containment booms? I'd never run my boat that close to something like that unless we were all sharing a channel. As much as people want to spin this as politics, seems like standard safety and maritime rules to me.

    73. Re:So? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Oh stop. This is photojournalism, not Ansel Adams."

      Oh, stop. THIS IS PHYSICS GETTING IN THE WAY, not art school.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    74. Re:So? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Wow, you just showed that you're totally clueless about what's happening out there.

      The booms aren't even properly laid out. They wash up on shore, and nobody is giving them round-clock maintenance like they're supposed to.

      To add to that, BP only carts in tons of 'workers' whenever big press events happen, and they're gone just as fast as they arrived.

      Actual satellite imagery shows just about jack shit happening to fix the problem.

      Are you even paying attention to what's happening before you open up your mouth?

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    75. Re:So? by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      But why make it a felony? You almost sound enthused about this arbitrary legal threat.

      Felonies can only be created by legislation (for federal law, this means an act of Congress.) The Coast Guard didn't decide to impose a safety zone, and separately decide what class of offense to make violations and what penalties to make available for violations. Instead, the Ports and Waterways Safety Act, which provides the authority under which the Coast Guard has established the perimeter, sets out the civil penalty for violations and the criminal penalty for willful violations.

      (Also, the perimeter is 20 meters, not 65 feet as widely reported. 65 feet is the greatest integer number of feet which is less than 20 meters, so its a convenient approximation for people who can't deal with fractions or metric measures, but it isn't the actual perimeter.)

    76. Re:So? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Modern equipment can't violate basic physical laws, so everything you said just went out the window, including what you said for Digital SLR.

      Please reacquaint yourself with Snell's Law, which any serious photographer will know by heart. From that, understand that in order to get the right shot for your camera subject (in this case, oil/booms) you need to be right on top of the subject, as Snell's Law fucks everything up the moment the light hits the water/atmosphere/any semi-transparent medium.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    77. Re:So? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm missing something, but part of the reason this isn't contained is that, unlike a spill from a tanker, the oil here is coming up from a depth of 5000 feet, so it's mixed with the seawater at various depths, and doesn't just ride on the surface for easy skimming.

      Regardless, there's definitely a lot of room here for leadership and oversight, things the Obama administration don't do.

    78. Re:So? by dustin_0099 · · Score: 1

      If they were just doing it to prevent muck-ups, they would have announced this rule the day they rolled out the booms.

      They're hiding stuff with this.

      Pure and simple.

    79. Re:So? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      What's the point of taking photos of booms anyway? Convince me that this is important.

      --
      Don't take life so seriously. No one makes it out alive.
    80. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously?
      1. The worst that can happen from following too closely on the road is not "You may get unlucky and end up causing a traffic accident", it is "You may get unlucky and die, or kill someone else".
      2. The worst that can happen from getting too close to the boom is not "I have no idea", try basing your flames on facts rather than what you "believe"

    81. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

    82. Re:So? by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      Their boats are probably longer than that, 65 feet is practically mooring up to the thing.

    83. Re:So? by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      Better make it a felony to deter potential perpetrators.

    84. Re:So? by tacarat · · Score: 1

      But that's just carrying on the tradition of Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, etc, etc... Granted, the government is involved in so much crap it's hard to know what's not working right until it busts. That's probably one of the better arguments for small government out there (the other being state/federal employee unions).

      --
      "Common sense will be the death of us all"
    85. Re:So? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      I thought that's what polarized lenses were for?

      Do you have example images (properly polarized) that demonstrates your issue? I'm curious and interested, maybe I've been taking bad pics...

      --
      How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
    86. Re:So? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Bush didn't do anything about Katrina, just like Obama isn't doing anything about the oil spill.

      Small government is great in theory, and I'm all in favor of reducing the scope of government, especially getting us out of these stupid foreign wars. However, one of the valid roles of government is to effectively deal with large disasters, and the oil spill qualifies. This is why we have the National Guard and other forces: so they can be mobilized during an emergency, to prevent greater death and destruction. Back in the old days, when there was a natural disaster, the Guard would be mobilized and used to evacuate people, rescue people, etc. Now, the Guard is busy in the middle east and people are on their own when a hurricane strikes, and instead of dealing with the problem, the government just engages in in-fighting and blame-placing.

    87. Re:So? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I do feel that there is a lot of bias in media. Both ways. Also to be honest I do tend to the conservative side in politics.
      It is for that reason I really try hard to double check and be far with my comments when posting about President Obama. I have a extremely strong dislike of his space policy so I know that I tend to jump to the negative at first glance.
      So to try and be fair I double check before I spout off. Also I have nothing bad to say about the man. I try and restrict my criticism to policy.
      I think things would be a lot better if both sides made a real effort to do the same.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    88. Re:So? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      You've said this in several posts now. If you are trying to photograph oil on the water, why do you need to be right next to the boom? There should be plenty of oil on the water 65 feet away, because they sure as hell aren't doing an effective job of capturing it.

      What you are 65 feet away from is the boom apparatus, and that can easily be captured at that distance.

    89. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about photos of a GIANT OIL BOOM. We're not trying to see the stitching on the workers' jackets.

      And who uses film anymore? People who are impressed with themselves.... :-) And that's about it.

    90. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL.

      You're a tool.

      The "number of filters" have dick to do with a photo. In fact, You don't stack filters. It's bad practice.

      The average kit lens has a filter threading, just like my $2,000 professional constant aperture zoom lens.

      A simple polarizing filter will cut the glare you're complaining about and trying to get a boat in the open ocean close enough to shoot DOWNWARD into the booms is just idiotic. Go find a helicopter if you work for the USA Today and simply must have a high-angle shot.

      Your commentary makes me absolutely certain that your photography experience is limited and you're tossing out random buzzwords and crap to try to pretend you know what you're talking about.

      I'm impressed.

    91. Re:So? by uslurper · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you didn't mention the fucking oil.

      I could certainly use some fucking oil to get lubed up.

      --
      oldhack: "Security is a waste of money until shit hits the fan. 5 minutes later, it becomes waste of money again. "
    92. Re:So? by rident · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd have to agree, 65 feet with a decent lens should not be an issue. They make temporary rules like this to keep people out of somewhat dangerous conditions and out from under toe when the clean up crew needs to make quick changes. It's not like these reporters are standing around the sidewalks beside a couple of collapsed buildings while the rubble is being removed. They are on a boat which is constantly fighting the currents of the open ocean while trying to get close for the best shots; this situation has potential to lead to reporters getting in the way and possibly causing a mid-ocean collision or worse, personal injury or death. They have the right to request further access too so I don't really see an issue with the Coast Guard's decision.

    93. Re:So? by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      We're talking about taking pictures of booms and other oil recovery equipment. I wasn't aware that this required taking a picture from above the water of what is going on below the water (or vice versa), unless there's a different Snell's law (or another aspect of it) that I'm not familiar with.

      Requiring people to stay a reasonable distance from the recovery equipment trumps the need for good aesthetics in photography. If you really need to be *above* it to obtain the correct angle, rent a helicopter.

    94. Re:So? by pugugly · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pretty much. My House is ~50/side, and that's just too damn close at sea. I'm not sure what we're photographing from here, but 65 feet from large industrial equipment at sea, unless someone's looking for a clear shot of BP executives sacrificing baby dolphins to their Cthulu'esque masters with the willing assistance of the Dunwich coast guard contingent, I just don't see the issue.

      Pug

      --
      An Invisible Entity of Vast Power whose existence must be taken on faith alone: Liberal Media
    95. Re:So? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "This is why we have the National Guard and other forces"

      Actually we have the national guard as a result of post-Lincoln token lip service to the constitutional guarantees of local well regulated (regulated meant disciplined or trained in this context unlike today where it means government controlled) militia.

      That's important. Without it people might get upset that the federal government ignores the separation of military power established in the constitution. See there isn't supposed to be a federal army outside of wartime only a navy (air isn't addressed either way for obvious reasons).

    96. Re:So? by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      "Regardless, there's definitely a lot of room here for leadership and oversight, things the Obama administration don't do."

      Jesus fucking christ. Obama steps in and everyone bitches that he's interfering with private business and making the government into a fucking dictatorship. Obama doesn't do anything and people bitch that he's worthless. Pick one god damn it.

      --
      -1 disagree is not a modifier for a reason. -1 troll, flaimbait, redundant, overrated are NOT acceptable substitutes.
    97. Re:So? by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      The world resets every Tuesday for maintenance.... if only it actually did.

      --
      -1 disagree is not a modifier for a reason. -1 troll, flaimbait, redundant, overrated are NOT acceptable substitutes.
    98. Re:So? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You're hearing different things from different people.

      Obama steps in and everyone bitches that he's interfering with private business and making the government into a fucking dictatorship.

      No, what Obama did in the bail-outs was to interfere in the free market system, picking winners and losers, in something that was not a natural disaster or emergency. If anything had to be done to save the economy (which I'm skeptical of), it wasn't to just leave the same bunch of incompetents in place, and allow them to give themselves big bonuses. Basically, Obama just proved himself to be in the pocket of the finance industry, and then the auto industry.

      Obama doesn't do anything and people bitch that he's worthless.

      Again, Obama just showed himself to be in the pocket of the oil industry by doing nothing about the BP Spill. This is a disaster and an ecological catastrophe, and he's just trusting BP to clean it up, and even putting BP in charge of the nation's military and police. BP gives orders to the Coast Guard now, and has them threaten anyone that takes pictures or tries to clean up the beaches. Since when has a foreign-owned corporation been in charge of a branch of America's military?

      A good President would have declared an emergency, and taken strong steps to deal with the problem, including arresting BP executives and seizing their assets and organizing a clean-up with all help available. Other nations have already tried to offer help, and they've been turned down by stupid Obama.

      Ultimately, the blame lies with the People, for electing this smooth-talking fool whose only leadership experience is in leading law classes at a university. Of course, their alternative (McCain) wasn't too hot either, but again that's the People's fault for taking two groups of candidates, and in the Primaries, narrowing them down to the very worst candidate out of each group.

    99. Re:So? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      as others have noted. if you're following too closely, especially at highway speeds, you could very well kill yourself or others. you could cause a multi-vehicle pileup and kill MANY people. at the very least, you're being an asshole.

      tailgating is retarded. if you're traveling faster than the car in front of you, pass them. if you are not, there's no reason to follow closely -- back off, and maintain your speed, and you'll both keep that distance and shit will be safe.

      what happens if you do it on the ocean? same shit! you could cause deaths! you didn't even give any thought to what could happen if two boats/ships collide on the open water (you have no fucking clue, you say), but since you don't know it must be safe?

      christ, we'll all be better off if you do follow too closely in traffic and get yourself killed. Not knowing something is unsafe because you've not given it any thought or research does not mean something is safe. Doubt me? Go eat some mushrooms from your lawn. You don't know what they are, right? Must mean they're safe, right?

      Tool.

      --
      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
    100. Re:So? by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      Got a cite for that? Of course not, this is slashdot, making shit up is a way of life here. Fuck Dude, if you're going to lie and make shit up why not make it interesting? "Last month photographers stole 7 trillion feet of boom, and ate babies as well!"

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    101. Re:So? by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, which is why tailgating is punishable by a 40k fine and a felony conviction. Oh wait, it's not. Could you fucking slashtards come up with some better analogies?

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    102. Re:So? by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      No, this won't happen. Why? Because journalists aren't whining little fucks like you. Journalists are big boys, journalists know the risks they're taking. Now, if the journalists were whining little pussies like you then yeah, they'd bitch and piss and moan, but they're not, if only because they know they'd get laughed out of court for trying to sue under such circumstances. Of course you'd sue, because again, you're a whining little fuck.

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    103. Re:So? by sundog61 · · Score: 1

      We get it. You're an expert on Snell's law. Good for you. The reality is, however, that 65ft is a reasonable restriction, even if someone can't get every shot they want to get. These kinds of restrictions are in place all the time, in situations where efforts may be hampered or pose a danger to bystanders. For example, accident scenes and fires. The police will keep you a reasonable distance away from stuff like that.

    104. Re:So? by bjourne · · Score: 1

      That is a lot of very imaginative accident scenarios you got there. Yes, if you are a fucking retard you can get yourself killed in the most creative ways possible. Yes, if you are reckless you should get punished, which is why there already is laws against that. I have only occasionally been driving a motor boat, which you learn to control in less than a day, you do not even need a license for it. It's nowhere near as dangerous as driving a car. There is no 40k fine for tailgating, jaywalking or crossing a red-light, all of which is much more dangerous than crossing a moronic 65 feet limit on open water.

    105. Re:So? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      In terms of filters, at most I might need a CP filter. Not only does my kit lens (Pentax DA 18-55, the first generation, not the improved AL II) have a filter thread, it has a little slot in the lens hood you can remove so you can stick your finger in and spin a CP filter even when the hood is on.

      If you're trying to capture oil sheen, my guess is that a high angle is the LAST thing you want.

      Plus if you're just trying to capture sheen/mass spillage, you want to find a spot that has a high vantage point of lots of oil - not a closeup of a boom.

      --
      retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
    106. Re:So? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      The possibility for catastrophe is much higher around the site of the leaking oil. You're a fucking idiot.

      Do you want some asshole enviro-paparazzi bumping in to a relief worker accidentally and knocking awry the pipe that might seal the leak for good? That is what they're trying to avoid. The only people who want that would be the enviro-paparazzis. Again, you're a fucking idiot.

      --
      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
  2. Poor Paparazzi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fair enough.

  3. huh? by bloodhawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how exactly is this a ban? 65 feet seems a more than reasonable safety barrier and what photographer is going to say "shit, 65 feet, better leave as can't take photos at that range".

    1. Re:huh? by Chih · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's what I was thinking, 65 feet away is close enough to be in the mess but far enough away to be out of the cleanup zone. Photographers will still get their pics

      --
      For best results, avoid doing stupid things.
    2. Re:huh? by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obviously the Coast Guard, on the payroll of Big Oil, is trying to engage in a massive cover-up so no one can find out about this alleged "Oil Spill."

    3. Re:huh? by Rik+Rohl · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Checking...

      Ah.. kdawson post.

      There's your answer.

    4. Re:huh? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, what's the crime actually committed? None. So classifying this as a felony would easily not hold constitutional muster, and I bet the ACLU will get involved. This is clearly to prevent interviews.

      I think this is the issue. Not a matter of the 65 feet being reasonable or not. That's not focusing on reality.

    5. Re:huh? by bloodhawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      like it or not, safety is a reasonable thing to expect for workers, or to infact DEMAND for workers. 65 feet is close enough to not impose any harsh restriction while allowing workers to do there job.

      secondly why the hell should workers be being interviewed, they are supposed to be cleaning up the mess not standing around yapping to the press.

    6. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there some sort of petition that I can sign to get rid of kdawson? I could just block his posts, but even a broken clock tells the correct time twice per day, and I'd miss a few good stories here and there.

    7. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oil what?

    8. Re:huh? by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      What spill? I've never heard of this Oil Spill?

    9. Re:huh? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Reckless Endangerment maybe? (don't know not really any sort of law expert) but putting the lives of the cleanup crew at risk, I believe that can be prosecuted as a felony and would seem to fit nicely with the breaching of imposed safety regulations.

    10. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the Coast Guard, on the payroll of Big Oil, is trying to engage in a massive cover-up.

      Obviously you sir, are a communist! There's no such thing as "Big Oil." There's many people working very hard in the oil industry to make your and my life better.

      Accidents are unfortunate, but inevitable. But overhyping the impact of this operational difficulty, this shakedown of a private corporation by the Obama's standover men, has only one aim: Putting a pan-socialist IPCC-led world government in place of the world's major oil corporations.

      Only a deep-green ideologue such as yourself would suggest that an Oil Spill is even "alleged" to have happened.

    11. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure I understand your logic then. You don't want to block him b/c you might miss a good story. But you want to get rid of him...which would result in your seeing the occasional good story how? Are you making an assumption that the other editors would magically pick up the good stories and leave the bad ones alone if only kdawson were gone? I've really never understood the fascination with paying attention to who the editors are. I see stories that are interesting, I read them. If really interesting, I read the comments. I could give two shits what editor it was, or whether there were 40 or 4000. If kdawson stories are rubbish, don't click on them. If kdawson's stories never got clicked, I suspect /. would notice. If, instead, kdawson's stories get lots of clicks and comments....

    12. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 20m rule will make it necessary to use giant telephoto lenses for the extreme close-ups of oiled pelicans tangled and dying in booms. This is a clearly a blatant attempt by corporate fascists to stifle the crucial 95,230,882nd oiled pelican photo.

    13. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He would be replaced.... either by someone else or the other editors would fill in. The problem is that he posts sensationalized titles and summaries that of course I will look into, because sometimes there is something to them... however, the rate of inaccuracies in kdawson stories is much much higher than other editors, and he wastes a lot of my time.

    14. Re:huh? by cwnannwn · · Score: 1

      Photographers can still get closer than 65', they just have to get the CG to say "ok" first, and probably have to suffer the oppressive yoke of being escorted. Just another sign that the ter'ists already dun won the war...some shiz about giving up liberty for protection seems applicable.

    15. Re:huh? by photogchris · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I seriously have to question if you know what a felony is. A felon can lose their 2nd amendment rights, the right to vote or serve on a jury, be banned from working as a lawyer, teacher or a career in the military and with the 3 strike laws can face life in prison.
      I have no problem with a 65' boundary, nothing a 300mm lens can't handle. But this should be no more then a misdemeanor.

    16. Re:huh? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      reckless endangerment and any kind of actual criminal charges require proof. Especially a felony.

      At sea, yes, reckless endangerment is probably easier proven.

      However, on the beach?

    17. Re:huh? by Fluffeh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oil what?

      I thought there was an agreement to refer to this as a "Whoopsie Daisy".

      --
      Moved to http://soylentnews.org/. You are invited to join us too!
    18. Re:huh? by poetmatt · · Score: 1, Insightful

      again, you're focusing on the distance being a factor for safety - that has nothing to do with it. Really, it doesn't. Take that part of the concept out of your brain for a moment.

      Now look at what's left - a felony for being too close to something?

      Have you never seen news reporting on a crime near where it's occurring? You know, like interviews during military deployments? This has nothing to do with safety.

    19. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And a clock running backwards is right 4 times a day. Which means, a clock running at double speed backwards is right 8 times a day. Taking this to it's extreme, a clock running infinitely fast will keep perfect time. right?

    20. Re:huh? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      That all depends, if the 65' boundary really is to protect the workers safety then intentionally breaching that boundary may constitute endangering the lives of those workers, consider the example of a boat decides to come in to a close, a wave then pushes them into a collision with the equipment which kills 5 workers, you reckon that should only have a consequence of a misdemeanor when they have knowingly violated safety requirements and endangered others?

    21. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stop with the felony for being too close crap, get that out of your brain for a moment.

      It is a felony for willfully endangering the safety/lives of others.

    22. Re:huh? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      From my actual reading of the article it doesn't say everyone is going to be charged with a felony. It says willfull violations may be charged with a class D felony, that really just narrows it down to people that they can prove are intentionally encroaching despite the known restrictions. Personally I don't see a problem in this, looking at it from the point of view of someone doing the mucky job of cleaning this disaster up I would damn well want anyone placing my safety at further risk to receive some pretty harsh punishment and no a misdeamor for willfully endangering my life would not be sufficient. Safety first, peoples right to get up close second, even if that is in the interests of the filthy BP execs it is the way it should be.

    23. Re:huh? by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      If someones actions result in the deaths of 5 workers it would then become involuntary manslaughter...

    24. Re:huh? by bloodhawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yep, and actions that "could" result in such a result should be prosectuted with that end possibility in mind, ie not a damn misdemeanor. if you endanger the lives of others you should not expect a right to keep your 2nd amendment rights.

    25. Re:huh? by DrugCheese · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought there was an agreement to refer to this as a "Whoopsie Daisy".

      I feel obligated to repost this video. Their Whoopsie Daisy took place in 1979. Maybe this one can be an "Uh Oh! Not Again!"

      --
      *DrugCheese rants*
    26. Re:huh? by KDR_11k · · Score: 2

      No, the batteries would run out.

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    27. Re:huh? by soupbowl · · Score: 1

      As someone that has worked in similar situations, I see no problem with this ban. there is always retards that think they can crash into your boat/machine to see whats up.

    28. Re:huh? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are a lot of actions that "could" result in people getting killed, like running a red light with your car. Looking up some state laws at findlaw.com, it seems that most states regard this as misdemeanor.

      Violating the 65 ft. safety zone is arguably less dangerous by itself, and should be a misdemeanor at worst.

      --
      C - the footgun of programming languages
    29. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A reporter is supposed to be present and APART from the event. As a matter of ethics, a reporter should NEVER become part of the story.

      There's absolutely no reason why any responsible reporter would claim to have the right to do anything that can interfere with the events of the story. That's what can happen here if they get too close. The ships deploying the oil booms are fairly large vessels -- at least compared to some of the dingies that and dorries that the reporters are rowing into the area on. So, of course, there is a a safety issue involved here. Instead of deploying the boom quickly and efficiently, the crew has to take it slower and pay greater attention to smaller lookie-loo vessels that come right up on them, so they don't accidentally ram or run them over. Since time is a major factor here in deploying that boom, having these morons getting in the way is a bit of a problem. Both for the deploying ships (who have to take it slower, and be a bit more careful of these vessels) and for the reporter, who is now interfering with the story (which is ethically, a bad thing for reporters).

      FYI, a reporter can't wander up to a firescene and pester the firefighters as they're hosing down the building either, and yes, that is illegal.

    30. Re:huh? by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Hey hey hey STFU! Don't you know the first rule about the oil spill?

      By the way, the 8th rule states that if this is your first rig, you have to spill

      --
      For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
    31. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I've seen reporting near where a crime is occuring. They almost always push the reporters to a safe distance. In a war zone? Yep, and there are certain things they cant report on and places they cant go.
      Your point was what exactly?

    32. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if you look it up you will find such cases as these will revolve around the crime of "reckless endangerment", which can be prosecuted as a misdemeanor or a felony, depending on how serious the offense is taken and state/country your in.

    33. Re:huh? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that for the current generation, it's called an "Oops! I Did It Again!"

      --
      Finally had enough. Come see us over at https://soylentnews.org/
    34. Re:huh? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      If they just breach, give them a warning and/or a ticket depending on how bad.

      If they knowingly endanger people, THEN charge them with that.

      This was discussed elsewhere, and it was pointed out that journalists CAN call(they even have their own number to call now), the rules apply to everybody, and besides, even the old 300 foot rule isn't an obstacle to a properly set up photographer. 65 is easily within the reach of even pro-sumer devices, while still giving workers space to work safely.

      --
      I don't read AC A human right
    35. Re:huh? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      What oil spill?

      Signed tony Hayward.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    36. Re:huh? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Alleged "Oil Spill" has become a top ten cluster fuck. Ever.

    37. Re:huh? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And a clock running backwards is right 4 times a day. Which means, a clock running at double speed backwards is right 8 times a day. Taking this to it's extreme, a clock running infinitely fast will keep perfect time. right?

      Are you deliberately missing the point to make a stupid argument, or are you really as thick as several short planks?

      GP was making the point that even the worst slashdot editor is bound to get his name on a few good stories just by standing there doing nothing, not trying to discuss perpetual fucking motion.

      Technically a clock that is five minutes fast is always wrong, whereas one that is stopped is right twice a day, although utterly useless.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    38. Re:huh? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, what's the crime actually committed? None.

      Don't guess.

      This rule is issued under the Ports and Waterways Safety Act 1972
      Extract:
      "(b) Criminal penalty. (1) Any person who willfully and knowingly violates this Act or any regulation issued hereunder commits a class D felony."

    39. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is more than a "65 foot ban". It also bans anyone from entering (and thanks to the FAA from flying over) any area surrounded with booms. In effect, this allows BP to claim land and sea by placing a boom around it. Sure it's not "technically" theirs, but if no one else can enter the area then what's the difference?

    40. Re:huh? by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I seriously have to question if you know what a felony is. A felon can lose their 2nd amendment rights, the right to vote or serve on a jury, be banned from working as a lawyer, teacher or a career in the military and with the 3 strike laws can face life in prison.

      This rises some questions about the wisdom of the whole concept of a felon, specifically the "no voting" part. It seems a very convenient way of ensuring that only people who think and act like those in power are allowed to have political influence.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    41. Re:huh? by LBt1st · · Score: 1

      Totally agreed. They're probably just tired of trying to do their job while Johnny Photo is boating around in their way.

    42. Re:huh? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      maybe you don't understand. Misdemeanors are fines to encourage people not to do something again. It doesn't stop it altogether, but it lets police take action and mitigates the action.

      Misdemeanor fines could be in the thousands, and that would absolutely steer a reporter away from endangering themselves. You don't have to haul their asses to jail as a felony to accomplish this. Giving the option of a felony to police? Do you think they're going to accuse of that before dropping to something less? Possibly. But is it going to be abused?

      easily.

    43. Re:huh? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well as CNN explained in the video, the boom is laying everywhere so the 65 foot distance effectively blocks cameramen from capturing images of the oil-soaked islands/reefs along the cost, or the oil-soaked birds struggling to survive. In other words, it prevents the people of the US, from seeing the damage that has been caused.

      And we deserve to know because it's OUR country, not BP's country or the government's country. That's the whole purpose for freedom of the press - so the people will stay informed rather than remain in the dark. "The liberties of a people never were nor ever will be secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them." - Patrick Henry, Virginian

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    44. Re:huh? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      And if they want to take pictures closer they could always jump out of their piloted vessel and swim without breaking the law.

    45. Re:huh? by Binestar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      65 feet horizontal and infinity above? Just take a helicopter out if cnn is all worried about this. They do it for traffic, they damn well can do it for the oil soaked birds.

      --
      Do you Gentoo!?
    46. Re:huh? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Oh no. Not again." - a bowl of petunias

      Now if only we could figure out why the bowl of petunias said that? Anyway here's a LINK to CNN video where they compared this press censorship to when George Duh Bush blocked the press from documenting the Katrina flooding of New Orleans - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0NyinwQ6A#t=1m40s

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    47. Re:huh? by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Have to agree with the parent. CNN is not terribly affected by this, this is probably more targeted towards the freelancers that rent a fishing boat and try to get out there so they can sell some pictures. Plus, how much new footage do we actually need? The oil is still black, and the pelicans still look really sad. I don't mean to belittle the situation, but by this point I think we as a society have collected enough stock footage of oil spills to last us a few years. This doesn't mean they can't continue reporting on the situation, but do we really need to be collecting any more footage? At this point I am more interested in hearing the progress on capping the leak than I am in seeing more "shocking" footage of oily birds.

      With respect to the GP:

      Well as CNN explained in the video, the boom is laying everywhere so the 65 foot distance effectively blocks cameramen ...

      ...true. But consider the source. Of course CNN will come out against this. "News agency criticizes policy that restricts camera access. Film at 11."

      And we deserve to know because it's OUR country, not BP's country or the government's country.

      Thats not the point. The point is that the Coast Guard is enacting a policy meant to prevent nosy amateur seamen from getting their noses too close to oil booms. It does happen to be the Coast Guards responsibility to protect those booms.

    48. Re:huh? by yoyhed · · Score: 1
      This rule is indeed wrong, and I don't agree with it.

      However, you'd think professional journalists could afford a ladder (for a good point of view from 65 feet away) and a 200 to 600mm lens - that'd allow them to get any kind of shot they wanted, even if they were much farther than 65 feet..

      --
      WHO NEEDS SHIFT WHEN YOU HAVE CAPSLOCK/ DAMN1
    49. Re:huh? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or, maybe, be a pro and do what you should have from the beginning - ASK THE COAST GUARD FOR PERMISSION BEFORE POTENTIALLY INTERFERING WITH A CRITICAL OPERATION.

      Now if the CG consistently denies permission to everyone, including seasoned pros with lots of credentials (think Joe McNally, Dave Hobby, or people of that caliber), then it's a story. If they deny requests from 95% of "photographers", half of whom are from the "mom picked up an SLR and now she's starting a photography business with it despite no knowledge of shutter speed and aperture", I'm still all for it.

      --
      retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
    50. Re:huh? by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not an oil spill. It's been renamed an "unplanned petroleum surplus."

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    51. Re:huh? by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      This rises some questions about the wisdom of the whole concept of a felon, specifically the "no voting" part. It seems a very convenient way of ensuring that only people who think and act like those in power are allowed to have political influence.

      Have to agree with that 100%. The problem is not in determining whether any specific violation is a felony or a misdemeanor. The problem is that the shoddy state of our criminal justice system creates this class of half-citizens that we call "felons", who we allow to reintegrate into our society without the full rights and responsibilities as a real citizen.

    52. Re:huh? by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Sure, but without the threat of harsher punishments for willful (which I interpret to mean repeated) violations, then there is significantly less of a deterrent. A dude with a camera straying too close to the booms will probably just be shooed away and threatened with fines if they persist. A dedicated pest of a reporter that repeatedly gets up in their business trying to expose "teh Big Oilz Conspiracy!" probably poses a real safety concern, and the Coast Guard needs some way to deal with them.

      Could this be abused? Sure. Its a possibility. That happens when you put regular old imperfect people into positions of authority.

    53. Re:huh? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Just take a helicopter out

      Das ist verboten..... (cough)..... I mean: This is forbidden. You may not fly over the oil spill. That rule has existed for about a month now.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    54. Re:huh? by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well if BP starts going-out and shooting pelicans in the head, rather than rescue them, that might be newsworthy. But thanks to this taking-away of freedom along the southern coast, we'll never know about it.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    55. Re:huh? by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      exactly we dont need more laws

    56. Re:huh? by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

      P.S.

      I find it amusing to see all these defenses of this restriction on freedom. If this was Bush, he's already be verbally tarred-and-feathered. I know because it's what happened back when he blocked the media from taking images of the post-Katrina floods. Ye ripped him to pieces.

      So do ye think you could at least TRY to be unbiased? Just because we now have Obama instead of Bush doesn't make it okay. You said it was "wrong" when Bush did it - you should be saying the same thing now.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    57. Re:huh? by spiralpath · · Score: 1

      Not trying to be flippant, but you should cite specific examples: find a person on here who is defending this rule who previously attacked whatever analogous rule you're referring to. Otherwise, you are just assuming a bias, and in a way being biased yourself against this population. The royal "you" that you're referring to might not actually exist in a significant way.

    58. Re:huh? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Because it wasn't the sperm whale. And because Arthur had killed it already, several times.

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    59. Re:huh? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      You're not kidding! I'm actually half-thinking about committing some simple felony (like trespassing, in this case), so that I can have "standing" and challenge the law that prevents felons from voting. If they can't vote, they shouldn't be taxed; we fought a war and dumped tea over "taxation without representation", and that's exactly what this law forces the felons into. Also see the book "Thre Felonies a Day" which I read about here, and purchased, and am about halfway through. Very enlightening (the premise is that every American citizen commits three felonies per day without realizing it -- so that everyone is able to be brought up on charges, and have their voting rights taken away from them, and we should all live in fear and not speak out, otherwise we won't ever again be able to speak out politicially (i.e., vote)).

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    60. Re:huh? by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      BP is not Umbrella Corp. It's the US Coast Guard instituting this, not BP. There is no loss of freedom here, it's not like there is a single long boom running right along the coastline corralling people in, we just can't approach the equipment within 20m without permission.

      Well if BP starts going-out and shooting pelicans in the head, rather than rescue them, that might be newsworthy.

      I feel like karma will bite me for writing this, but that might be a more humane solution. I've read that by the time a bird has been covered in oil, it has likely ingested more than enough to poison it slowly over the course of days or weeks.

      ...that might be newsworthy.

      Not at the risk of endangering crewmen lives or delaying the containment effort.

    61. Re:huh? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "BP is not Umbrella Corp."

      Says someone that has never been to the Niger Delta, or even seen pictures of what BP and Exxon and Shell did to it/are still doing to it daily.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    62. Re:huh? by Khyber · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "I have no problem with a 65' boundary, nothing a 300mm lens can't handle."

      Let's assume you're 6 feet tall. 65 feet out, that will give you a shooting angle of around 10-13 degrees. Now we have Snell's law to come into play, with light hitting/reflecting/refracting off the water (after it's already gone through the atmosphere and had the normal solar insolation totally dicked with,) AND THEN since we're facing south and we're above the equator, most any time of the day you'll be competing against the sun, plus ocean wave movement, and all other kinds of crap to try to get a good shot without getting a whitewashed image.

      Bear in mind the subject of the photographs themselves (oil) is a very difficult one to capture in the first place without being directly on top of it.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    63. Re:huh? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Ahem, excuse me, George Bush, but since when were 'God-Given" rights able to be taken away by man? Did we suddenly forget what inalienable rights were?

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    64. Re:huh? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "As a matter of ethics, a reporter should NEVER become part of the story."

      Tell that to Peter Jennings.

      That's what I thought.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    65. Re:huh? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Both restrictions are rather pointless.

      In the case of voting, felons can still organize protests, publicize issues, and run for offices including judge and even sheriff. I could go on, but the absurdity should be self-evident. If anything, felons should be allowed to vote, and barred from running for office; though I don't think either restriction is particularly worthwhile.

      In the case of firearm ownership, the idea is that the person has demonstrated irresponsible or malicious behavior, and cannot be trusted with a firearm. Unfortunately, making it illegal doesn't prevent malicious individuals from obtaining firearms and committing crimes. It does, however, prevent reformed individuals from protecting their person, property, and families; people who may well be targeted by criminals precisely *because* they're now reformed. In fact, I would trust a felon with a firearm before I would trust some 21-year-old punk off the street with no "history" of violence, because the felon has experienced firsthand how costly mistakes can be. Granted, some convicted felons won't care, but recidivism rates for violent crimes are pretty low overall, so clearly most of them *do* care. To put it another way, when a felony vehicular homicide *may* result in a temporary suspension of a driver's license while that same felony results in a permanent loss of firearm ownership something is very wrong, especially considering that the former is a privilege while the latter is a right enshrined in the Constitution. There should be, at the very least, both a rational basis for precluding firearm ownership in demonstrably dangerous individuals, and a method for appeals at proscribed intervals, similar to probation hearings. No one is the same person they were even 10 years ago, and pretending that they are doesn't help or change anything.

    66. Re:huh? by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

      That means you can't walk on a beach where booms are deployed and take pictures, or get up close to an area to see things like dead fish or crabs. And, it means you will be harassed up till about 165 feet away - count on it. If the motive is reasonable safety precautions, fine, but do we really think that's the motive? Was there a developing safety problem? You want safety - get some respirators on those clean up workers.

      --
      "The world is a construct of forceful imagination. Those who don't know walk around in the reailties of those who do"
    67. Re:huh? by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

      "secondly why the hell should workers be being interviewed, they are supposed to be cleaning up the mess not standing around yapping to the press."

      It's called keeping the public informed. In BP's world, the oil is dispersed away and this all blows over if they can just keep the pictures off the news and the spill off people's minds - which is the sad truth about how people's minds work - never mind that the ecosystem is being destroyed along with thousands of sea turtles, whales, squid, dolphins, pelicans, etc. - out of sight out of mind.

      --
      "The world is a construct of forceful imagination. Those who don't know walk around in the reailties of those who do"
    68. Re:huh? by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

      I'm am Obama supporter and I think it's wrong. I also think the clean up is lame and under-funded and I think BP is calling the shots. As for containing the leak, I have full confidence that Secretary Chu and a consortium of energy contractors who know their shit is at the helm doing all they can.

      --
      "The world is a construct of forceful imagination. Those who don't know walk around in the reailties of those who do"
    69. Re:huh? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Reporters can't just waltz up to the White House and start walking around like they own the place, but at the same time, requests for more extensive access are frequently granted. The same certainly holds true where safety of both the workers and the would-be documentarians are put at risk by allowing unfettered access to work areas.

      Aside from that, we already know what a fucking oil-covered bird looks like. It's not the survival of any single bird that matters, but rather the survival of the estuaries and coastlines -- their "homes." But by the time the cleanup efforts are "over," and the oil spill is backpage news (as it already is in many news venues), there will be only an occasional followup to see the actual conditions of the shorelines, and little to no pressure to fix any lingering problems. That's the real tragedy.

    70. Re:huh? by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      That video is pretty annoying. There's nothing significant about "SOUND FAMILIAR?" moments here. Obviously they would use containment booms and chemical dispersants, because those are the tools you use when cleaning up oil spills. 1979 wasn't in the paleolithic age, it wasn't that long ago.

      And of course in 1979 the spill started when the blowout preventer failed. How could it conceivably blow out without the blowout preventer failing?

    71. Re:huh? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      I agree with this, but I think that signals to me that there should be better ways to deal with this than what we're looking at.

    72. Re:huh? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      If you were given the choice of a $50,000 bounty on a 5ft shot for the price of a misdemeanor would you take it? If you were one of those coast guardies trying to determine whether you're taking pictures at 5ft or harvesting a souvenir how could you make that job easier? If you were say 25ft away and a nice little wave came by are you going to fess up and cough the cash to replace and redeploy that $15,000 boom your boat just trashed?

      The point isn't to provide a deterrent for some of the people, the point is to provide a deterrent for ALL of the people, cameramen, nostalgics, and anarchist alike.

      --
      Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
    73. Re:huh? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Have you considered a helicopter?

      --
      Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
    74. Re:huh? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      So in 30 years they have no come up with anything better yet they still are allowed to drill?

      That seems foolish. I just hope All drilling operations are required to have sound activated cutoffs and drill the relief well when they drill the production well. If that had been the case this would not have happened.

    75. Re:huh? by TruthSauce · · Score: 1

      The oil spill covers over 10,000 square miles.

      Why must a photographer run over containment booms in order to get a picture of a small section of oil slick?

      Besides, all the good pictures are from helicopters anyway. You can't obtain the scope of this from the surface.

      I'm not sure why you're arguing this so strenuously, other than to pretend to toss around your (air quotes) expert knowledge.

    76. Re:huh? by TruthSauce · · Score: 1

      You can be banned from several of those things for even being ACCUSED of abusing a child, even if it's absurd and false.

      But I do agree, this is hardly a felony. I'm sure they simply shoehorned it into some existing law like "interrupting government operations" which is intended for a variety of uses.

    77. Re:huh? by photogchris · · Score: 1

      Okay, shooting water is more difficult then saying "no problem". So, shoot at right angles to the sun using a polarizing filter, shoot early to mid morning or on an overcast day. Avoid mid day to mid afternoon sun. Use your histogram to adjust your exposure and avoid blowing out you whites. You know, do everything your suppose to do when shooting in a challenging environment. That is just part of photography.

      I would agree on shooting the oil being on top of it would be best. Really being above it like in an aircraft would be ideal. There you can get some perspective and scale. Otherwise charter a commercial fishing boat(plenty needing money right now) with a 30' tower to get a better angle.

      Maybe the big problem is a difference in opinion of what the final image should be. You may want a close up of the oil in water, while I think an oil covered boom delivers a clearer idea of what is happening to the environment. With a close up you see the oil and nothing else. A longer view will show more and make a larger impact with the viewer. At least, that is my opinion.

    78. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      secondly why the hell should workers be being interviewed, they are supposed to be cleaning up the mess not standing around yapping to the press.

      Since they're not marketroids, they're likely to describe the real situation rather than whatever they think the public will swallow. I'd be perfectly happy for a worker to take 10 minutes out of his day for an interview, slightly slowing down the cleaning process, in exchange for getting real information about the mess.

    79. Re:huh? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      the actual restriction is

      Vessels must not come within 20 meters of booming operations, boom, or oil spill response operations under penalty of law.

      The safety zone has been put in place to protect members of the response effort, the installation and maintenance of oil containment boom, the operation of response equipment and protection of the environment by limiting access to and through deployed protective boom.

      In areas where vessels operators cannot avoid the 20-meter rule, they are required to be cautious of boom and boom operations by transiting at a safe speed and distance.

      Violation of a safety zone can result in up to a $40,000 civil penalty. Willful violations may result in a class D felony.

      Permission to enter any safety zone must be granted by the Coast Guard Captain of the Port of New Orleans by calling 504-846-5923. Coast Guard establishes 20-meter safety zone around all Deepwater Horizon protective boom; operations

      seems like their is a fair amount of wiggle-room for vessels, no restriction on just walking the beach or over-flights. I just don't see it as a big deal, I'd love to get all self-righteous and sling some mud at our illegal-alien president and his administration, but this just isn't it.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    80. Re:huh? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      I didnt think of that... they should place a boom around the Americas!

      But then, will the Americas be inside, or everything else?

    81. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there are the rest of us who think it wasn't wrong then and isn't wrong now.

  4. 65 feet does not bar photography by MDMurphy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a crappy title. 65 feet ( 20m ) doesn't bar photography "near" a boom, it keeps idiots from bumping up against it. Unless photographers are using 1970 Instamatics, this should provide no obstacle to any serious photographer.

    1. Re:65 feet does not bar photography by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bumping against, hell I think they're mostly worried about photographers who have never been out in a boat before, piloting a zodiac and parking it right in front of a moving fishing boat who is deploying said booms, unaware that fishingboats aren't particularly fast, nor do they have breaks. Q.E.D.:
       
      Idiot photographer parks zodiac in front of fishing boat
      Fishing boat runs over zodiac
      Coastguard has to send out a ship to take care of idiot photographer, further stressing the thinly spread coastguard
      BP profits (somehow)

      --
      moox. for a new generation.
    2. Re:65 feet does not bar photography by gsslay · · Score: 1

      nor do they have breaks

      They do indeed have breaks. If engaged by pirates they sometimes suffer breaks to the mast. Splinters too.

      Brakes, however...

    3. Re:65 feet does not bar photography by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Touché, good sir! That's what I get for posting long after my bedtime.

      --
      moox. for a new generation.
    4. Re:65 feet does not bar photography by neomac · · Score: 1

      ...or Sean Penn with a red paper cup...

    5. Re:65 feet does not bar photography by rwven · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Most states have laws that disallow being within 100 feet of another watercraft. 65 is nothing.

    6. Re:65 feet does not bar photography by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Brakes are what stop you. Breaks... well, that would be the multiple fractures that you acquire from not understanding that boats have no brakes.

    7. Re:65 feet does not bar photography by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      But what if their "professional camera" is an iPhone?

  5. Nothing to do with photography by nacturation · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the submitter's own link of the official announcement:

    NEW ORLEANS - The Captains of the Port for Morgan City, La., New Orleans, La., and Mobile, Ala. , under the authority of the Ports and Waterways Safety Act, has established a 20- meter safety zone surrounding all Deepwater Horizon booming operations and oil response efforts taking place in Southeast Louisiana.

    Vessels must not come within 20 meters of booming operations, boom, or oil spill response operations under penalty of law.

    The safety zone has been put in place to protect members of the response effort, the installation and maintenance of oil containment boom, the operation of response equipment and protection of the environment by limiting access to and through deployed protective boom.

    In areas where vessels operators cannot avoid the 20-meter rule, they are required to be cautious of boom and boom operations by transiting at a safe speed and distance.

    Violation of a safety zone can result in up to a $40,000 civil penalty. Willful violations may result in a class D felony.

    Permission to enter any safety zone must be granted by the Coast Guard Captain of the Port of New Orleans by calling 504-846-5923.

    For information about the response effort, visit www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com.

    There's no mention of photography, camera, or anything of that nature. If you get your vessel within 20m of a protective boom, you're a total moron regardless of whether or not you happen to have a camera.

    --
    Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
    1. Re:Nothing to do with photography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They needn't mention photography, cameras, or observation. That's a secondary benefit of this physical restriction order.

      As far as media is concerned, regarding said cameras and photographers, the severity of this spill will be measured by the years and months of cleanup. Not by the restriction of some journalists on the beach.

      Then again, America has perpetual A.D.D. A complete media blackout for several months is sure to clear the publics consciousness. NASA is still producing oil spill pictures though right? The Gov. couldn't possibly censor them, could they?

    2. Re:Nothing to do with photography by jd · · Score: 1

      If the rupture in the oil well has spread from the original site to within 20' of the beach, we've bigger problems than photography. Besides, the photographs that really matter are the ones from the plume. ROVs have been available for news outlets to buy for years. If we haven't seen independent media photographs from the site of the action yet, we're not losing anything with a ban on a paltry 20'.

      (The oil slick has spread for miles beyond the booms, and if the newspapers could photograph Lady Di sunbathing topless from half a mile away a decade or so ago, they can photograph a ruddy great oil slick from outside the booms.)

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    3. Re:Nothing to do with photography by aklinux · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree with you, I see mention of "vessels", not cameras. The press is claiming it's a "de facto" ban on photography. Unless it's being enforced as a ban actually keeping photographers more than 20 meters back and not just the boats they're riding in, I have no sympathy for them. I'm fairly certain a 200 or 300 MM Image Stabilized lens should cover the 65 ft perfectly adequately.

    4. Re:Nothing to do with photography by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      (The oil slick has spread for miles beyond the booms, and if the newspapers could photograph Lady Di sunbathing topless from half a mile away a decade or so ago, they can photograph a ruddy great oil slick from outside the booms.)

      I don't think that's quite the point. This new law is making felons out of trespassers. That doesn't seem quite just.

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    5. Re:Nothing to do with photography by jd · · Score: 1

      It's no worse than the "trespassers will be shot, hung, drawn, quartered and then shot again" posters liberally stuck over many of the woodlands in the southern States. I've seriously considered buying some land there and putting up a sign saying "trespassers will be served tea and cookies - you're finally getting some decent exercise", only I suspect that would be illegal.

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    6. Re:Nothing to do with photography by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      While that's true, that's private property. This is public property, for which now trespassing can convert you into a felon with full non-voting rights. Yet nobody from BP is even in prison. (Yet?)

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
  6. a much bigger problem is ... by jaroslav · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reports of journalists being more unofficially banned from beaches where BP contractors are "cleaning" up the oil or from flying over the affected areas of the gulf.

    1. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Flying over? I assume you actually mean flying over below 3000 feet as your link describes. It would be an air traffic control nightmare with the vehicles involved in the cleanup. You can fly over all you like at 3100 feet.

    2. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unoffically banned? Unofficially leave.

    3. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

      Did you read the link you posted?

      "All pilots operating within and near this area including the shoreline should exercise extreme caution due to the numerous low level operations associated with the deepwater horizon/mc-252 incident 3000 feet and below.

      Aircraft involved in these operations may make sudden changes in direction, speed, and altitude. For additional information, participating aircraft altitude assignments and awareness, all pilots are recommended to review the following web site dedicated to the aviation cleanup efforts at: https://1afnorth.region1.ang.af.mil/deepwater_spill/default.Aspx

      With the exception of aircraft conducting aerial chemical dispersing operations;no fixed wing aircraft are authorized below 1000 feet above the surface unless for landing and takeoff"

      The FAA rules are to keep collisions from happening.

    4. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The flight restrictions strike me as similar to the main article's complaints - they can be construed as impeding freedom of the press, but really are for safety of the responders and planes. If a boat wake poses a threat, so would the the airstream of a low flying plane. For further restrictions, the simple observation that air traffic at moderately low altitude is probably much higher/less linear than normal means that controlling more aircraft interferes with the cleanup effort. I have no qualms with prioritizing the cleanup traffic by redirecting those without a strict need to be there away. For an analogy, I'd go with keeping the press back 100 feet from a burning building so that emergency vehicles have easier access and they do not get in the way of rescue efforts.

    5. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You should tell him that he's not allowed to fly under 500 feet anyway anywhere under any circumstances unless taking off or landing - that should really get the conspiracy going...

      --
      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    6. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by tweak13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should tell him that he's not allowed to fly under 500 feet anyway anywhere under any circumstances

      That's completely incorrect.

      FAR 91.119c states - [No person my operate an aircraft below] an altitude of 500 feet above the surface, except over open water or sparsely populated areas. In those cases, the aircraft may not be operated closer than 500 feet to any person, vessel, vehicle, or structure.

      Basically you can fly 10 feet off the surface if you want to, just don't get near an oil rig or a boat. Same thing goes for land, just stay away from houses and cars.

    7. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who would fly below 500 feet over the Gulf around LA is nuts. There are so many things sticking up out of the water to run into. At night It's hard to tell the land from the water because of the lights.

    8. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Imagine the mess if a midair collision resulted in flaming wreckage... and in my observation, journalists are at best inconsiderate of safety margins, and at times downright reckless.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    9. Re:a much bigger problem is ... by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      What a fucking load of bullshit. Go out in any major city when there's a traffic accident or any other newsworthy event and you'll have three or four news helicopters orbiting to get footage of the event, at altitudes less than 3,000 feet. Now, since our cities aren't littered with the debris from falling news and police helicopters I hardly think that this would be a problem over the area of the spill.

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
  7. FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    which de facto bars photographers from coming within 65 feet of any deployed boom

    Which bars ANYONE from coming within 65 feet of any deployed boom so that they dont break the boom.

    FTFY

  8. Nothing to see here by Rophuine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's odd, none of the official documents say anything about photographers. The poster even fits in a quote mentioning photographers explicitly, and words it so that if you're not paying attention it implies that it's an official quote. This is sensationalist journalism at its best. Why are photographers trying to get that close anyway? With my consumer-grade camera I can take a close-up portrait of someone from rather further away than that.

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

    1. Re:Nothing to see here by CBung · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, we need the misleading title tag ( aka badsummary)

    2. Re:Nothing to see here by PPH · · Score: 1

      With my consumer-grade camera I can take a close-up portrait of someone from rather further away than that.

      So can I. Particularly if they leave their shades up.

      Just saying.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    3. Re:Nothing to see here by Rophuine · · Score: 1

      With my consumer-grade camera I can take a close-up portrait of someone from rather further away than that.

      So can I. Particularly if they leave their shades up.

      Just saying.

      Yes, well spotted. That's what I was implying.

    4. Re:Nothing to see here by He+who+knows · · Score: 1

      The poster even fits in a quote mentioning photographers explicitly, and words it so that if you're not paying attention it implies that it's an official quote. This is sensationalist journalism at its best.

      since the poster is kdawson what did you expect.

    5. Re:Nothing to see here by eflores99tx · · Score: 1
      The issue here is not whether you can take a good picture from 65 feet or not. The issue is that we are currently experiencing a corporate bioterror attack across the entire eastern seaboard, which, as it slowly renders coastline mile after mile uninhabitable, could be compared to a string of dirty bombs running all along the coast. Sensationalist? This event will be observable in the damn fossil record a million years from now, it is a 'Significant Event' on a geologic scale. So when someone says we don't have the right to look closely at the operations that are taking place to supposedly combat this event, well that just really doesn't rub me the right way.

      A friggin Felony? Let me remind you that there are laws already in place against damaging federal property, interfering with performance of duties, there's even laws against ramming Coast Guard ships, believe it or not. So when they say that we need an additional draconian layer of legal protection against some hypothetical mob of journalists that are vandalizing oil booms and running their boats into the poor defenseless BP and Coast Guard ships who are just trying to help if we would get out of their way. Forget about the stupid 65 feet and whether or not you can get a picture from 66 feet.. if they can do this without anyone calling them on it, then tomorrow there will be a little noticed press release where the directive is adjusted to 1 mile or whatever they want, citing the previously legal directive as 'precedent'. Hasn't anybody learned anything from the Patriot Act and the gigantic national security apparatus built on a single event almost a decade ago?

    6. Re:Nothing to see here by Rophuine · · Score: 1

      You see, the thing is, this law isn't targeted at journalists, so when you say "... some hypothetical mob of journalists that are vandalizing oil booms and running their boats into the poor defenseless BP and Coast Guard ships ..." YOU are the one suggesting that journalists are the culprits. The new law doesn't give a damn if you're a journalist or a joy-rider on a jetski wondering if you can jump the booms. You keep the hell away. If you knew anything about marine environments, you'd know that there are already dozens of things you have to keep clear of.

      Ah why do I bother? Your language clearly identifies you as a troll. Bioterror attack? Really? Yes, it's a significant event, but it wasn't exactly intentional and targeted. Negligent? Sure. But not an 'attack'.

  9. Come on Google Maps by Kitkoan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This would be a great time to start updating those satellite photos of the gulf

    --
    Attention... all grammer nazi"s! Is they're anything; wrong with: my post,
    1. Re:Come on Google Maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. But the thing is that the Flashes can probably ignite the Methane monster bubble and make the Gulf go "kaboom".
      Anyhow, I doubt that this comment will get published as /. seems to be in the BP's payroll as well.
      Have you noticed how many fake posters are here on this story? Everyone that defends any measure taken by BP or the Government on this Oil Spill is usually a hired Internet pen by BP. BP has even rented two buildings in Mumbai with high speed Internet connections so it can deploys its army of paid Internet posters on order for them to go to /., Facebook, news sites, MySpace, and any forum site in the Internet and post shit like "there is no Oil Spill", "Everything is cleaned up already", "there is no lead in the water", "there is no toxic rain", "there are no tarballs reaching Florida beaches", "there are no dead manatees coming ashore because of oil intoxication", "there is no methane bubble that is going to explode and destroy the gulf coast and Florida with a tsunami", and other BP propaganda catch phrases and misinformation.
      I am logging all the IPs of the BP defenders and hired pens on my two forum websites and tracking down to their physical addresses. I promise to that scum if something happens to my family in Florida I am going to track those hired pens down and use my former US Army Special Forces skills to torture and kill their families in front of their eyes, so I hope the money BP is paying them to write lies in the Internet is good enough. We learn a lot of fun torture techniques in Fort Benning and I really would love to apply them at BP hired pens and their families...

    2. Re:Come on Google Maps by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 1

      Or get your hands dirty with some DIY Drones?

      Oh! - looks like somebody has already done it: http://www.wonderhowto.com/wonderment/flying-drone-captures-360-interactive-view-gulf-oil-spill-0117314/

  10. Tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never see enough !freedom tags. Has the USA lost its way?

    1. Re:Tags by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Your freedom to do what you like stops at the point where you endanger others.

      You do not have a constitutional right to hit me in the face with a frying pan.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  11. Seems like a non-issue, RTFA by 1984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a hobbyist photographer and videographer, and I've been hassled for ID before when shooting in a public place. I read plenty of stories about photographers being harassed improperly, and reading the article I don't think this is one of them. They started at 300ft, which was silly, and scaled it back to 65ft when called on it. Leaving aside the who and why, 65 feet doesn't make this stuff hard to photograph. Even with a 200mm lens on a digital SLR (especially crop sensor) you can get very serviceable shots of "what's going on" at 65ft. Professional press photographers on assignment usually have a healthier complement of lenses than that, before considering telconverters, cropping in on the subject and so on.

    If the story is something highly specific to do with equipment and handling of it then perhaps you need an even bigger lens or to be closer to the subject. But if you're taking shots of how they're laying out booms, who's involved and so on, 65ft isn't a big deal at all. Seems like a not unreasonable tradeoff to keep people from getting under the workers' feet. The subjective standard I'm applying here is does the restriction make it likely we'll not find out something that the public interest demands should be disclosed? No, it really doesn't.

    1. Re:Seems like a non-issue, RTFA by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      They started at 300ft, which was silly

      You're right, it's silly. It should have been a quarter of a mile or more - because this has nothing to do with photography and everything to do with safety. Boats towing booms have roughly the turning radius of a continental plate, and the boom being towed is a threat to small craft for hundreds of feet behind the towing vessel. Sixty five feet, even three hundred feet, is barely enough for a trained professional seaman - but more than close enough for an amateur to get himself hurt or killed.

    2. Re:Seems like a non-issue, RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a few issues:

      1) The booms become barriers and walls. You can't photograph anything on an island surrounded by booms.

      2) Do the authorities have the power to make this a felony charge?

      3) Is BP being given too much power?

    3. Re:Seems like a non-issue, RTFA by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      Sixty five feet, even three hundred feet, is barely enough for a trained professional seaman - but more than close enough for an amateur to get himself hurt or killed.

      Got a cite for this? Sounds to me like you're making shit up. I'd be surprised if you'd ever ridden on a boat, much less if you were anything even resembling a trained professional seaman, although I'm sure that you've gargled lots of semen. But that's not the same as being a trained seaman.

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
  12. In other news by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    President Hayward asked congress today to pass his new budget before the summer recess

    --
    For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
  13. oh lord by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? This is a /. worthy story?

    Starting to be ashamed to be a member. What happened to tech stories and stuff?

    --
    _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    1. Re:oh lord by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

      Insert obligatory reply here about how to turn off 'politics' in his/her account settings.

      --
      Reply to That ||
  14. Re:Damage Control by kimvette · · Score: 1

    I dislike pretty much everything the Obama administration is doing, but I have to say that here the simplest answer is most likely the correct one.

    I think the no-fly zone (which applies only to flight levels below 3000') is more likely to prevent mid-air collisions from casual sightseers getting in the way of coast card and BP aircraft, and from every inattentive rubbernecking pilot who just wants to go check it out. It may require a bit more intelligence to get a flight certificate than a driver's license, but common sense and intelligence are all too often independent from one another.

    --
    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  15. take a look around fark's politics section by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Informative

    or Daily Kos, or any other news outlet that isn't owned by Rupert Murdoch: This is being used to hassle anyone coming near the site, 65 ft or not.

    --
    Hi! I make Firefox Plug-ins. Check 'em out @ https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-mp3-podcaster/
    1. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by khallow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is being used to hassle anyone coming near the site, 65 ft or not.

      Perhaps you could give reputable examples so we could decide for ourselves. For the record, I consider Fox news a remarkably poor news site even by US standards and I consider Daily Kos below Fox News in terms of integrity and reliability.

    2. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      This is being used to hassle anyone coming near the site, 65 ft or not.

      Is there video of this alleged hassling? I'll bet it's some asshole saying something to the effect of "Look, I'm 65 1/2 feet away so leave me alone!".

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    3. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

      or Daily Kos, or any other news outlet that isn't owned by Rupert Murdoch

      Daily Kos is not a "news outlet". It's a partisan blog.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    4. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod him up. It's true

    5. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's something below Fox News in integrity? That's very difficult to imagine - even Cthulhu has some principles.

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    6. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by ikono · · Score: 1

      If they are 65.5 ft away, then they are outside the 65 foot exclusion zone.

      --
      Karma is for whores
    7. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by eyrieowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, while I don't disagree, I think the popular usage of "news" has long since ceased to mean "objective discovery and reporting of facts and implications of those facts". Instead, "news" has become segmented by demographic. You have news for the liberal, news for the conservative, news for the dumb, news for the elitist, news for the nerds.... I pine for a day when it was considered embarrassing for a news organization to not be making a serious and overt attempt at objectivity (and yes, of course it was never truly objective...but I think the ideal actually mattered). At any rate, by today's standards, the Daily Kos is a "news outlet" just as is Red State, MSNBC, Fox News, and all the others....

    8. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Capsaicin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Daily Kos is not a "news outlet". It's a partisan blog.

      Well it started out that way, but clearly it has risen in stature to the point where it can now be compared to FoxNews in terms of reliability and integrity!

      --
      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
    9. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Rophuine · · Score: 1

      Daily Kos is not a "news outlet". It's a partisan blog.

      Well it started out that way, but clearly it has fallen in stature to the point where it can now be compared to FoxNews in terms of reliability and integrity!

      FTFY.

    10. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      FTFY.

      Irony not a strong point?

      --
      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
    11. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Rophuine · · Score: 1

      I was doubling up the irony. Maybe it wasn't obvious? I get that a bit. My humour is pretty obtuse. Much like the news reporters on Fox!

    12. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      It's debatable but a random generator producing headlines out of English words could conceivably be lower. Of course low integrity reporting hasn't been the same since Joseph Göbbels died.

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    13. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Maybe it wasn't obvious?

      Too obvious.

      My humour is pretty obtuse.

      Rather.

      --
      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
    14. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Shimbo · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's very difficult to imagine - even Cthulhu has some principles.

      Yeah, he's opposed to deep water drilling, for a start.

    15. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      There's something below Fox News in integrity?

      BP?

      --
      Finally had enough. Come see us over at https://soylentnews.org/
    16. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you mean Fox News has fallen in stature to the point where it is now being compared to Daily kos ?

    17. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by ultranova · · Score: 1

      There's something below Fox News in integrity? That's very difficult to imagine - even Cthulhu has some principles.

      So what you're saying is that, in this case, Cthulhu is the lesser evil?

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    18. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      If they are 65.5 ft away, then they are outside the 65 foot exclusion zone.

      Actually they aren't.

      The exclusions zone is 20 meters. Someone converted that to 65 feet for the ease of understanding of the non-metric crowd. However the true conversion is 65.61 feet. So 65.5 ft is still inside the exclusion zone.

      Oh, how pedantic of me.

    19. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since you believe foxnews to be a poor site for news, then i should be able to find the same story at the washingtonpost, latimes, etc.

      but if the story is not on those sites...

    20. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod him down. It's false

    21. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      There's something below Fox News in integrity? That's very difficult to imagine - even Cthulhu has some principles.

      How about CBS, using forged documents in an attempt to get a president impeached. Yellow Journalism has been around for a long time and the most famous yellow journalist is Pulitzer, with the help of rival Hearst they both played a role in getting the US in the Spanish American War. I have always found it funny that the highest award for journalism was named after a man who would be running a National Enquirer type paper today.

      --
      Knowledge = Power
      P= W/t
      t=Money
      Money = Work/Knowledge so the less you know the more you make
    22. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's something below Fox News in integrity? That's very difficult to imagine - even Cthulhu has some principles.

      Well, Daily Kos is on the record for taking payola for endorsing particular democratic candidates. He (Markos Moulitsas Zuniga) admits it.

      For all of its flaws, Fox News believes in what they say, not because someone is bribing them to say it.

    23. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Troll

      As imperfect as FOX is, at least we have a voice that is opposite to the pro-"we need more government" crowd at ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, and CNN. Whenever I want to hear a story I listen to both FOX and DNCNBC. I figure the truth lies somewhere in the middle.

      CNN compares this BP oil spill censorship to when George Duh Bush refused to let them document the Katrina flood & aftermath. Wow - talk about violating the law. - I'll be glad when we get this Bush dude out of office, and a new president in charge so we can have freedom of speech and the press again. Bring about some real Change we can believe in.

      Oh. Wait.....

      LINK - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0NyinwQ6A#t=1m40s

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    24. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same can be said about cnn and msnbc, since they both are controlled completely by rich liberals with agenda's. All the stories on them are slanted heavily left, but I must admit, cnn has gotten a little better since their ratings tanked, and they realized that most people didn't want to watch their lies.

    25. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reuters, cnn, msnbc, cbs, abc, bbc, etc

    26. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by khallow · · Score: 1

      since you believe foxnews to be a poor site for news, then i should be able to find the same story at the washingtonpost, latimes, etc.

      Please enlighten me. What chain of logic leads to that conclusion.

      but if the story is not on those sites...

      Perhaps it's not a story. Perhaps they don't consider it a story because of their biases (including the fact that they're papers in a town while Fox news doesn't have a location). Perhaps they're supporting an active effort to suppress the story. There's all sorts of reasons, some respectable some not for those three news sources to not run the same stories.

    27. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "That's very difficult to imagine - even Cthulhu has some principles."

      I wouldn't compare Cthulhu to Fox News. He'll be even more pissed off when he wakes up.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    28. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by IICV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, while I don't disagree, I think the popular usage of "news" has long since ceased to mean "objective discovery and reporting of facts and implications of those facts".

      You know, "news" never actually meant that. That's just a marketing angle television news came up with in order to appeal to the broadest market; actual journalists have rarely if ever been objective.

    29. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by khallow · · Score: 1

      Or hiring a fraudulent pollster to tell them what they wanted to hear. I'm sure Fox News plays games with polls all the time, but they haven't gone that far.

    30. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      Violating the law?

      --
      ----- You know you have ego issues when you register a domain in your name.
    31. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      Lies? The spin is coming from the most watched networks.

      --
      ----- You know you have ego issues when you register a domain in your name.
    32. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't think the Daily Kos has risen in stature at all. (That's not to say it can't be compared favorable to Fox News in terms of reliability and integrity, just that it's not the Daily Kos's fault that the comparison can be made.)

    33. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by rabidkumquat · · Score: 1

      Daily Kos is not a "news outlet". It's a partisan blog.

      Well it started out that way, but clearly it has risen in stature to the point where it can now be compared to FoxNews in terms of reliability and integrity!

      risen, or sunk...?

      --
      under construction
    34. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While that's true, they used to be a lot more objective, not to mention more literate, than they are now. Newspaper journalism was the last to slide but it's followed TV and internet into the wholly partisan, shiny-bytes toilet.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    35. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yeah this one, which you apparently never read: "Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press"

      The Executive also has no power to abridge freedom of speech or the press (amendment 10).

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    36. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by techvet · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the Research 2000 scandal is helping Kos' reputation even more! http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0710/39304.html

    37. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      I fully agree that journalists have never been...objectively objective. :) But I think there was more to it than a marketing slogan, and it was most certainly not confined to TV news (in print, it was often a distinguishing feature between, say, tabloids and broadsheets). I think that the institutional attempt to achieve objectivity was a worthwhile pursuit, no matter how Sisyphean. I think it leads to a higher quality product. The consumer is still on the hook for evaluating what bias might be present, but I think that's made easier when gross overt bias isn't present.

    38. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps you could give reputable examples so we could decide for ourselves"

      Sure, my company wanted to go out there to collect plant samples, because there's a suspicion that some chemicals in crude unrefined oil might actually have some amazing effects on plant growth, and this was a prime opportunity to get some samples.

      We were prevented from even making it within five miles of the shore.

      And that was WITH the Coast Guard already saying we could go through.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    39. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Ok, do they also get a unique view of the new, like the "gravitos" thing that all the other news outlets came up with on the same day? You cannot compete with the major news networks unless you can also independently generate unique news reports just like them.

      --
      Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
    40. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by khallow · · Score: 1

      We were prevented from even making it within five miles of the shore.

      And that was WITH the Coast Guard already saying we could go through.

      I hope you didn't let one rejection stop you. I don't know why you quoted me. You aren't a reputable example especially with such a meager bit of evidence.

    41. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Discretion is the better part of valor.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    42. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      God you're a stupid fucking cunt. Fox Noise is all about big government, and if you weren't one of those conservative fucktards who believes that laws like the PATRIOT act, military interventions in foreign countries, domestic surveillance, Medicare Part D and No Child Left Behind are OK but regulating oil companies or finance companies like Goldman Sachs are evil big government soshulism you'd know this. Oh, and Noise Corps is all about the MPAA and RIAA as well, and Rupert Murdoch is in bed with the Chinese government as well and agreed to censor content on BSkyB in order to get access to the Chinese market. Fox Noise is corporate, fascist, big government news. They decide, you comply.

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    43. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by multiplexo · · Score: 1

      Except Daily Kos went out and admitted that Research 2000's numbers were fucked and couldn't be trusted. Who blew the whistle on Research 2000? Why Daily Kos did. Now, when has Fake Noise ever revealed that their sources are full of shit or tried to insure the reliability of the polling data they publish. Oh wait, that would be never.

      --
      cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
    44. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I'm more reputable than you are, oh ye who would fail to provide *ANY* credentials at all while simultaneously trying to discredit others.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    45. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by khallow · · Score: 1

      I'm more reputable than you are, oh ye who would fail to provide *ANY* credentials at all while simultaneously trying to discredit others.

      Actually, no you aren't and you haven't. Even if I knew your story is 100% true, it doesn't tell me anything useful. You apparently didn't try very hard and the Coast Guard doesn't control who gets to travel to the coast (there are different authorities for the land side). Bureaucracy, especially in emergency situations, is notorious for the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing. There's no indication to me that these sorts of problems are an attempt to suppress knowledge about the cleanup. Instead, they appear to be a somewhat ill-coordinated attempt to keep people out of the way of a large scale cleanup effort. In scientific terms, the evidence doesn't distinguish between the hypothesis of "It's a cover up!" and "We think you'd just get in the way, so we're keeping you out."

      As to my "attempt" to discredit dKos, here's my opinion in more detail. He has worked as a political consultant (and other political activities such as funding raising for candidates) while continuing to blog on political matters (nothing illegal in that, but that sort of conflict of interest, even though disclosed, isn't what I look for in a news source), hired fraudulent pollsters to tell him what he wanted to hear (my take on the Research 2000 pollster scandal), and IMHO provides a biased viewpoint that's even more cartoonish than Fox News. As far as I'm concerned, the dKos people are sufficiently credentialed to discuss politics, potential stifling of the media, or any other thing they wish to discuss. But they show a considerable bias to the point of caricature.

      And credentials aren't everything. For example, I ended up in a long winded argument about NASA's space flight program with some guy that pulled out the credential card as well. He kept harping on my lack of credentials and experience while hiding his own credentials. Eventually, he resorted to claiming that there was no reason for people who knew the inner workings of NASA to speak to those who didn't. Turns out (he revealed this later to a discussion group we were part of) he was a manager for a NASA contractor who even got a chance to testify in front of Congress. Those are respectable credentials. Problem is that what we were disagreeing about was pretty much the value of his labor. So even though he had the credentials, he also had a huge personal stake in the argument going his way. I disagree about the usefulness of credentials in that case. The problems that we were discussing were apparent to knowledgeable external observers not just experienced insiders. I didn't need a few years at NASA to see them. While I paint a negative picture here, I think he was sincere in his beliefs.

      Finally, what sort of credentials do I need to have an opinion on Fox News or dKos (or posters who can't be bothered to find a more reputable source than dKos as was the case for the poster I originally replied to)? As I see it, being a poster on Slashdot is good enough for that.

    46. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN compares this BP oil spill censorship to when George Duh Bush refused to let them document the Katrina flood & aftermath.

      Right, because refusal to let them document the Katrina flood is completely the same thing as saying you must stay 65 feet back.

      Moron*.

      *Yes, CNN said it, but you apparently agree with it.

    47. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      LOL. Nevermind that it was Moulitas who fired the pollster after they produced crappy results, and then sued Research 2000 when notified of fraud. But if conservatives let facts get in the way of the storyline, they'd have their wingnut merit badge revoked.

      Whereas Fox labels any Republican that's unpopular or in trouble as a "D", and uses year old footage while pretending that it's from a current protest.

    48. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      How about we put this wingnut urban legend to bed. Even if those documents were forgeries (which has never been proven), they forged the truth, as CBS did verify them for accuracy.

    49. Re:take a look around fark's politics section by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      So... local law enforcement violates the law when they close off an investigation site to the press?

      I don't see your logic on how this violates the law for freedom of press.

      --
      ----- You know you have ego issues when you register a domain in your name.
  16. Seems reasonable to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like there's good precedent for this one....

  17. FIINANLLY!! WE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think it's easy being Coast Guard? It's not. It's damn boring, that's what it is. Nothing to do weeks on end. Finally, now, we have a real job to do, and I swear, you get within 65 fett and I'll light your ass up!

    Coast Guard
    Because we all can't be seamen!

    1. Re:FIINANLLY!! WE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO !!! by westlake · · Score: 2, Funny

      Coast Guard

      Because we all can't be seamen!

      I take from this that you don't live within 1000 miles of a body of water deep enough to float a rubber duckie.

  18. I'm all for damning high-handed government... by Chas · · Score: 1

    But this is a common sense distance.

    65 feet (20 meters) is an entirely reasonable safety margin for this situation. A good current could push you 20 meters faster than you can respond, causing you to crash into the equipment (that would be Bad [TM]).

    Any photographer (professional or dilettante) who can't capture a picture of this equipment from that distance is an utterly hopeless moron. All the more reason for not allowing them even closer.

    --


    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
    1. Re:I'm all for damning high-handed government... by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      You're not wrong.

      People who disagree might like to look up what the restrictions are for private boats around their nearest port. Where I am, the clearances are a recommended minimum 50m (~160'), and an enforced 30m (~100'), when ships are berthed. Clearances areas around ships during berthing and tug operations are higher.

      Legally, you can't even cast a line off the shore any closer than 30m to an operating or non-operating wharf around here.

      --
      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
    2. Re:I'm all for damning high-handed government... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Indeed, these rules are pretty much bog standard marine rules of the road.

      In particular:

      (a)A power driven vessel underway shall keep out of the way of:

      * (i)a vessel not under command;
      * (ii)a vessel restricted in her ability to maneuver;
      * (iii)a vessel engaged in fishing;
      * (iv)a sailing vessel;

      In the case of a vessel running a boom, it would fall under "vessel restricted in her ability to maneuver". Being explicit and obvious and somewhat overbearing is likely needed when you are dealing with literally thousands of people, many of which don't know bow from stern.

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    3. Re:I'm all for damning high-handed government... by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      In fact, here's a cite for my previous comment.

      I've also just been looking up some recent, roughly equivalent, restricted area declarations locally. They range from 100m around Jessica Watson's Pink Lady on her return, 1NM (~6000') around ship-ship LNG & fuel oil transfers, to 1.75NM-wide (>10,000') exclusion zone during the start of a local yacht race.

      In that light, allowing boats not involved in the actual cleanup operations within 20m looks exceedingly generous!

      --
      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
    4. Re:I'm all for damning high-handed government... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      But we have the internet now, so I can easily find out the difference between bow and stern:

      -noun
      1.
      a flexible strip of wood or other material, bent by a string stretched between its ends, for shooting arrows: He drew the bow and sent the arrow to its target.

      and

      -adjective, -er, -est.
      1.
      firm, strict, or uncompromising: stern discipline.
      2.
      hard, harsh, or severe: a stern reprimand.
      3.
      rigorous or austere; of an unpleasantly serious character: stern times.
      4.
      grim or forbidding in aspect: a stern face.


      I don't see why you would speak of them like they are opposites though...

  19. Re:Damage Control by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    The no fly zone isn't a no fly zone.

    It's a don't go under 3000 feet or you might hit someone trying to fix this mess and kill even more people.

  20. Um... So what? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    They have telephoto lenses. They can get perfectly usable pictures from beyond 65 feet. It seems perfectly reasonable to keep people away while cleanup personnel are trying to do their jobs.

    LK

    --
    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  21. 20m, not 65 feet by dingram17 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The official announcement was that the exclusion area was 20 metres, not 65 feet. I would have thought that most people reading Slashdot would be able to do the conversion -- if not, go ask a six year old how to do it. Good too see that the US forces are starting to think metric.

    1. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The US military has been doing things in metric for decades; it's taking the press a while to catch up. My favorite was when I read a story in which a soldier was talking about something being "about ten clicks [sic] down the road" and the reporter helpfully explained that "a 'click' is military slang for about three-fifths of a mile." No, klick is military slang for a kilometer, which is a unit of measurement well understood by anyone with more than half a brain, and which does happen to be about three-fifths of a mile, but certainly isn't defined that way! The thing is, I suspect the reporter knew perfectly well what a kilometer was (and if he didn't understand "klick," he could have, you know, asked) but felt that it was necessary to dumb it down for the presumed audience.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    2. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Rophuine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think his point was that if the original (US-government-sourced) announcement used metres, why convert it to US units for an international audience?

    3. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Cimexus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point is that the actual original policy, DESPITE being US policy and regarding a US event, was given in metres.

      I only understand metric, but I'm no unit Nazi - I'm happy to whip out google and type "x feet in metres" so I can visualise in my head how far that is (not very!). But the point is that things should always be reported in the units of their source. If the original source said 20 metres, it should be reported as 20 metres. Otherwise what you have is only an approximation and not accurate.

      The whole issue could be avoided though if /. submitters simply used both. E.g:

      "20 metres (~65 feet)" (if the source was in metric); or

      "2 miles (~3.2 km) (if the source was in US units)

      That way it's clear what the actual source said, but also saves people doing conversions. Win win.

    4. Re:20m, not 65 feet by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Of all the things people complain about, this has to be one of the most ridiculous.

    5. Re:20m, not 65 feet by dingram17 · · Score: 1

      The two posters below got it right. The whole point was that the US Coast Guard issued the release in metric, but the news article was in feet. It might surprise those in the US but the metric units are actually the preferred units now. Road drawings are metric, and there are official km/h speed signs available for use.

    6. Re:20m, not 65 feet by PatrickThomson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that precision gets lost in the conversion. I'm sick of seeing news reports that claim something like "The accident may cost over £658,891" when what they're actually doing is reporting too many sig figs on an ass-sourced "$1 million". Or "PRECISELY 91 CENTIMETERS" when the source was "feh, about 3 feet" and a meter would suffice.

      --
      I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
    7. Re:20m, not 65 feet by dingram17 · · Score: 1

      Three words in reply: Mars Climate Orbiter

    8. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Barny · · Score: 1

      Sir you are understanding, level headed and giving a good suggestion, how did you get past security?

      --
      ...
      /me sighs
    9. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that on water, 65 feet is the same distance as 2 feet, about 6m. As far as I know you drown as soon as you have both feet in the water.

    10. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that it was given in meters is obvious evidence that BP is running the US government. No one in the US knows what a "meter" is.

    11. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      The official announcement was that the exclusion area was 20 metres, not 65 feet.

      I almost understood you, there, but what the fuck is a metre? Anyway, 65ft is close enough for government work.

    12. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Convector · · Score: 1

      They've been doing this type of thing the whole time with the barrels to gallons conversion and that's all US. The oil spill rate is estimated at e.g. over 10,000 barrels of oil a day, but gets reported as "over 420,000 gallons a day". As if that second digit were significant. Hell, even the first digit isn't well known.

    13. Re:20m, not 65 feet by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      Pedantic much? 20 meters is about 65.6 feet. Someone dropped the decimal instead of rounding. Big deal.

      --
      Don't take life so seriously. No one makes it out alive.
    14. Re:20m, not 65 feet by dingram17 · · Score: 1

      It's a friend of the litre :-) The rest of the world had to make some concessions for the US to adopt metric, and the alternative spelling for metre (meter) and litre (liter) was one, and the capital L as a symbol for litre/liter was the other. The unit for volume is not named after a person, so should be lower case, but some found it too confusing and thought it might be a 1 (one).

      Anyway, if you can hold position on the water to within a metre you are doing VERY well.

    15. Re:20m, not 65 feet by dingram17 · · Score: 1

      Do you mean 'Am I often a pedantic person?', because that two word sentence didn't have the requisite verbs and nouns. If so, yes.

      Given the difficulties of controlling boats, giving the limit as 20m or 70' would make more sense. If the photographer knows metric then they can get 1.2m closer :-) Or does rounding to tens not work in feet - does it have to be rounded to the nearest 12 for non-metric people to understand (and do they have six fingers on each hand?)

    16. Re:20m, not 65 feet by khallow · · Score: 1

      The point is that the actual original policy, DESPITE being US policy and regarding a US event, was given in metres.

      I didn't think about that before. But using metric in Louisiana? That's as vilely unamerican as you can get. We better nuke France while we still have the chance.

    17. Re:20m, not 65 feet by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      Do you pronounce it mett-trah? :-)

      The USA and other English-speaking countries are countries separated by a common language.

  22. Wow. /. fails again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's not a photography problem - any moron can shoot pictures from 65 ft."

    Yeah, and I suppose you're going to interview people from that distance? Makes it kinda obvious to your work superior that you're opening your mouth when you shouldn't be if you have to YELL.

    This isn't about photography, it's about censure. I don' t give a flying rat's ass that it's a kdawson post. I give a rat's ass that, once again, in the name of...something...we'll never get to find out the entire story. In fact, it's that "something" that is the most bothersome element - "health and safety" - which is now a variant of "think of the children" et. al. and other inane bullshit.

    Every person here that said "dur hurr stupid photographers" needs to pull their collective heads out of their asses, in a loud, enormous popping unison so that they can understand what is really being said.

    If you really believe it's about keeping out photographs, or that there's no story here - other than a loss of first amendment rights - and especially the rights of the press, which is specifically mentioned in the constitution - then feel free to continue sniffing around the inside of your illium. In the meantime, the rest of us will continue to take advantage of your precarious situation and fuck you over whenever possible. Then again - some of you appear to like ass pain.

  23. Class D Felony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    From http://www.superpages.com/supertips/class-d-felony.html:

    In some states a Class D Felony is the lowest felony class, while in New York it is the second lowest felony class, having harsher penalties than the Class E felony, but not as harsh as the Class C felony. Examples of Class D felony offenses include, falsely reporting and incident, prohibited use of a weapon, placing a false bomb in the first degree, unlawful surveillance, promoting an obscene sexual performance by a child, promoting a sexual performance by a child, criminal possession of weapon, criminal sale of a weapon in the third degree, criminal sale of a firearm with the aid of a minor, and manufacture, transport, disposition and defacement of weapons and dangerous instruments and appliances.

    Class D Felony Sentences

    The sentence for Class D felony offenses is determined by the court but will not less than two years or be more than 7 years. The minimum and maximum sentence for felony offenses can be enhanced for any crime of a violent nature or one with aggravated circumstances, and reduced for mitigating circumstances. When determining a sentence the court takes into account the nature of the crime and the character and history of the offender. Juvenile offenders face up to four years imprisonment for Class D felonies.

    Class D Felony Enhancements

    Persons convicted of Class D felony domestic violence will face a term of at least three years but not more than 7 years.
    An attempt to commit a Class C felony will result in a sentence enhancement of two to 8 years.
    A prior conviction of a violent offense will cause the presumptive term to be enhanced to at least five years but not more than 7 years.
    A persistent violent offender having two or more violent felony convictions will serve at least six years but not more than 25 year in prison.
    A prior non-violent felony conviction will enhance the presumptive term to at least four years but not more than 7 years.
    Fines and Restitution for Class D Felonies

    A felony fine is fixed by the court but is not to exceed the higher of $5,000 or double the amount of the defendants gain from the commission of the crime.

    *The laws and penalties regarding felony classes and offenses vary for each state, however New York law presents a fair and clear representation of penal law, and is used in this article to offer a basic understanding of the Class D felony. The information contained in this article should not be construed as legal advice, and those accused of a Class D felony should seek legal counsel immediately.

    1. Re:Class D Felony by modecx · · Score: 1

      So, if you accidentally get too close to a boom, beach or oiled up critter, you're in the same category as someone who encourages minors to engage in obscene sexual acts? Just the same as said perv, you may be labeled a felon, and you could also stand to lose rights such as the ones below?

      • Voting rights? (Haha. No more of that for you. Sucker.)
      • Your right to own firearms? *
      • Want to run for office in order to change this lunacy? Not any more.

      It all seems a bit excessive to me. If people really are out there being mischievous and endangering the safety of vessels and workers, fine. But, the government doesn't really need new rules to lay the smackdown on random troublesome assholes, do they? There are already laws which could be applied, so, one really can take this as a limitation specifically designed for journalists.

      * Well, I could see how going through a felony conviction like this, for something so innocent, would make you want to shoot the SOB(s) who thought this was a good idea.

      --
      Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
  24. Re:Damage Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how can you possibly claim safety rules are simply a conspiracy to cover everything up, take off your tin foil hat for a moment and have a good hard look at yourself.

    There is no no-fly zone, merely an altitude restriction, there are multitudes of people working in the area and a huge number of flights around the cleanup mess. The last thing they need is some idiot sightseeing pilot causing a midair collission with the cleanup crews. Why is it unreasonable to expect the people dealing with the shitful mess created by BP to have a reasonable amount of safety taken with their lives.

  25. Re:Wow. /. fails again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would you like to interview, exactly? And why can't you do it when they aren't working on cleaning up the mess? What happens if you get too close? What happens when you get in their way and cause a delay? There are plenty of good reasons for this, and it has nothing to do with "censure." You can take all the pictures you want. You can interview anyone who isn't on the clock.

  26. Where's the digg down button on this thing? by dsoltesz · · Score: 5, Informative

    The title of this article is an absolute embarrassment. This is beyond inaccurate, it's inflammatory. Photography is not banned. A reasonable safety margin has been set around the response equipment and boats - and it's about fucking time. Scuba divers and other special activities are routinely given a 75 foot (more or less) safety margin, and it seems absolutely reasonable to make everyone stay clear while these people are trying to work. Frankly, 300 feet would have been completely reasonable. It's bad enough this "news" is already ancient (par for the course on /. lately), but now we have to deal with mind-boggling bias... is this /. or Greenpeace?

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

    1. Re:Where's the digg down button on this thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha, wow, peoples' blindness is inflammatory here. Sure, just keep accepting what little "freedoms" you have left, to be stripped away by big corporation creating a police state. Doesn't anyone 'get it' yet? They always use "for your safety &/or protection as the guise to strip away more rights in this country. Wake up.

  27. More phony news from CNN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave it to Androgen Poofer and the lame-brains at CNN to try to make a press ban out of a very reasonable safety precaution. Must be a slow news day, why don't they just put on some phony BP uniforms and film themselves clubbing baby seals.

  28. If only... by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    Professional photographer had access to more powerful lenses than what's on an iPhone.
    I can only imagine this being the end of photo-journalism as we know it.
    Flickr is as good as dead

  29. You might make a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I always got the feeling Thad Allen was a BP apologist everytime he talked. He never seemed to have any spine to hold BP's feet to the fire. It's almost like he was Hayward's personal mouthpiece.

  30. Re:Wow. /. fails again... by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

    Except that is made kinda difficult when they're all housed in BP housing, transported to and from work sites on BP transportation, and probably not wanting to lose their BP monies for chatting with Anderson Cooper.

  31. Wrong, what is this? Gizmodo??? by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    You can photograph the booms. This is preventing issues that were happening when booms were first deployed: boaters going over booms, for example. I like my solution better: intentionally or negligently damaging a boom is punishable by a hole in the hull of your boat. Would work great so long as there aren't so many Boston Whalers out there.

    --
    Chewbacon
    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
  32. think lateral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They banned the photographer not the camera.

    They have not banned anything else that I can see.

    Put camera on radio controlled helicopter and whizz in to 4 inches take photo fly out. No laws broken problem solved.

    Of course the purpose of the ban is clear to anyone with a brain cell (BP and your government are in bed together in wanting to cover up the real results of your governments failure to protect its citizens) so radio controlled devices will be banned under law within 3 days.

    Then of course there are automatic flying/swimming/diving devices cameras could be attached to after radio controlled devices are banned within 65ft of BPs death knell.

    1. Re:think lateral by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Of course the purpose of the ban is clear to anyone with a brain cell (BP and your government are in bed together in wanting to cover up the real results of your governments failure to protect its citizens)

      And what does a whopping 20 metre distance do to aid a cover up? Hell, we've got footage of a pipe under the sea pumping out gallons of oil, but you think they're doing something else that's not only worse, but also visible only up close?

    2. Re:think lateral by street_astrologist · · Score: 1

      Hell, we've got footage of a pipe under the sea pumping out gallons of oil, but you think they're doing something else that's not only worse, but also visible only up close?

      As one example, there have been numerous stories of additional large oil/gas plumes forming underwater near the ruptured well. However, it seems that getting near enough to these plumes to figure out what's going on will be difficult when there is an Exclusion Zone set up for a large distance around them.

      The cynic in me notes that proper estimates of the leakage into these plumes could increase the official tally of the amount of oil/gas escaping into the Gulf and thereby increase BP's financial liability.

    3. Re:think lateral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Think Corexit

  33. not a very effective photography ban by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

    I mean, seriously - 65 feet? You think that will stop somebody from taking a picture? That's bloody trivial, even with cheep lenses.
    Even their original plans for a 300 foot ban would just mean the photographers would need to bring a different lens.

    1. Re:not a very effective photography ban by Rophuine · · Score: 1

      It was never aimed at stopping photography. It was aimed at idiots breaking things.

  34. What about the sea turtles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is gonna protect the sea turtles?

  35. kdawson - no wonder by hpycmprok · · Score: 1

    There is no integrity here. It's a Kdawson post.

    How does this go on and on and on with these terrible misleading summaries etc. out of him?

  36. Terrorism link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh, I'd say they are afraid Al Queda is going to try to steal all our oil floating on the Gulf. "Blackwater"? Not just a coincidence. If the terrorists get our oil spills they win.

  37. Booms of Doom by BenJCarter · · Score: 1

    Why is getting closer than 65ft bad enough to be fined $40K or slapped with a Felony?

    What's the problem as long as long as nobody touches the boom?

    Scary much?

    That's like a friggin electric fence that blows your life apart.

    I'll take care of my own safety, thank you, and I'm not talking about interfering with the boom, so spare me the straw men.

    Why so harsh?

    What if I walk along the beach, some of the poorly installed boom has washed up and I accidentally get closer than 65ft?

    Can a pencil neck prosecutor who needs votes for a close election take my life apart?

    Nah. Never happen.

    I don't play Lacrosse.

    --
    For in politics, as in religion, it is equally absurd to aim at making proselytes by fire and sword. - Publius
    1. Re:Booms of Doom by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

      I suspect they are more concerned with someone damaging a boom or interfering with operations of a response vessel than hurting themselves. Get a little close, turn the wrong way and now your prop is chewing through the boom. They have enough problems as it is, they don't need clumsy people screwing things up worse.

  38. Spoils my plans by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

    What a crappy title. 65 feet ( 20m ) doesn't bar photography "near" a boom, it keeps idiots from bumping up against it. Unless photographers are using 1970 Instamatics, this should provide no obstacle to any serious photographer.

    I beg to differ, I had planned to do a series of night shots of booms with a Holga and an LED flashlight. I insight my "right" to engage in dangerous night missions that may lead to equipment damage be respected!

    Hey, some serious photographers use Holgas...

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  39. Re:Wow. /. fails again... by Rophuine · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that their supervisor isn't going to notice them giving an interview in front of a journalist and camera crew in the middle of the clean-up site, but will notice if they duck off away from the work zone for a minute? I suspect BP might also notice if they're on national TV from the clean-up site giving an interview, so it won't matter if Anderson Cooper interviews them inside or outside the exclusion zone if they're worried about losing pay over it.

  40. Terrible summary by JamesRing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where the hell is the editorial review? The title and summary of the slashdot article have nothing to do with the linked article. Do you people not read the linked articles? What a waste of time.

    1. Re:Terrible summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you new here?

  41. photographers *are* being harassed- even CBS by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Informative
    As soon as the oil started washing up on the shores, the US Coast Guard and local police have been enforcing a no-photography policy instituted by BP.
    http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6496749n

    That's video shot by a national news outlet, of a US Coast Guard officer, threatening the news crew with arrest if they don't comply with a BP policy. Color of law, anyone?

    More: http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=bp+photographers+blockade

    Search youtube, too. A lot of people with video recorders are getting harassed by local cops and sheriff departments.

    1. Re:photographers *are* being harassed- even CBS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the 'rule' is supposed to avert negative publicity, give it back with interest.
      Push the photographer overboard in a drysuit, and saron wrap.

      Easy, mount the camera - or more importantly the microphone on a remote car or boat (bluetooth) will do it, and zoom in on the 'worker'.

      Next, go to the beach and do a spread with GPS co-ordinates about where to stay away from.

      Running over or damaging the boom is a boat operators responsibility. There are already laws for boaties.

    2. Re:photographers *are* being harassed- even CBS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Katie Couric, of course.

      And what if one of those people gets sick or dies from exposure to the oil spill? They sue. If this were a chemical spill from a railroad tank car, you would get the same treatment if you decided you wanted to walk up to it and take pictures.

    3. Re:photographers *are* being harassed- even CBS by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that idiotic, mindlessly reactionary articles like this one will end up overshadowing and de-legitimizing very legitimate concerns like this. ie, yes, it sounds like journalists are being barred from reporting on what's happening on those beaches. But this safety zone thing has absolutely nothing to do with that.

    4. Re:photographers *are* being harassed- even CBS by maztuhblastah · · Score: 1

      That's video shot by a national news outlet, of a US Coast Guard officer, threatening the news crew with arrest if they don't comply with a BP policy. Color of law, anyone?

      Indeed.

      That was in May. It doesn't appear to have been official policy though -- more likely the "grown boys with too much power" phenomenon at play -- and in June, Admiral Thad Allen was a lot clearer on what the Coast Guard does and did not allow:

      TAPPER: Lastly, I saw firsthand when I was down in Louisiana over
      the weekend, all the workers there, whether they work for the governor
      or for BP or for private contractors who work for BP, they've all been
      told not to talk to the press, not to talk to the public about their
      work. Shouldn't they be allowed to share with the public the work that
      they're doing?

              ALLEN: I put out a written directive and I can provide it for the
      record that says the media will have uninhibited access anywhere we're
      doing operations, except for two things, if it's a security or safety
      problem. That is my policy. I'm the national incident commander.

              TAPPER: Well, I can tell you firsthand people are not -- people are
      not following that.

              ALLEN: You take (ph) the information and you tell me where it's at,
      and we'll get the word to them.

              TAPPER: All right, Admiral Allen, thanks so much for joining us.

  42. If only... by matunos · · Score: 1

    If only there were some sort of optical technology that would allow photographers to "zoom" in on things 65 feet away. Some sort of "telephoto" thing.

  43. Boat wake? by robbak · · Score: 1

    It may not be just the journalists, who are aware of the issues and careful with what they do, but how about the hordes of rubberneckers out for a spin? Those booms do not sit high in the water, so it does not take much of a wave to push oil over the top of them. I could just imagine a tourist motoring along at half-plane, looking at the oil, inadvertently washing most of it over the top of the boom in his wake.

    --
    Prediction for end of Universe #42: Fencepost error in Quantum_bogosort.cpp
  44. Why would anyone bother interviewing a paid worker by robbak · · Score: 1

    I isn't their job to be making official statements, and they know nothing more than the job they are doing - "I'm picking up this oily mud and putting it in that bucket, but you knew that already so stop bugging me!"
    The journalists should be kept out of that type of work area, for everyone's sake.

    Oh, and here's a statement - by me, not anyone else -
    "Support the clean-up - Buy BP."

    --
    Prediction for end of Universe #42: Fencepost error in Quantum_bogosort.cpp
  45. Alternative interpretation of Summary Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What that summary is trying to say is that the 'ban on photographing near the gulf oil is booming'. In other words, more bans are going up all over the place as people realise that banning photography is a profitable exercise.

    1. Re:Alternative interpretation of Summary Title by Rophuine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Except the comments have pretty much already established that the summary title was a load of shit. Thus, your alternative interpretation of a load of shit becomes, I suppose, a pile of turd.

  46. Yes! The booming PLEASES Charlton Heston! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I walked by his grave the other day and I thought he said I looked like a fag, so I said: "I'm Guile" and I sent a sonic boom back at him and he crashed through like 10 other graves before landing onto the road where he was mashed to bits by oncoming trafick.

    Nobody calles Guile a fag. Not even Moses.

  47. What's the big deal with 65 feet? by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

    If a photographer can't get the picture they want from 65 feet away, they need to find another line of work. I just play with cameras, but I've got a lens that, on a clear cold night, can get a decent picture of the flipping moon. No, didn't cost a fortune. Less that a grand actually.

  48. It's even worse in Miami - no photos of the metro by karl.auerbach · · Score: 1

    Photo bans can be even worse, see this one in which photos of the Miami metro were blocked by rent-a-cops:

    http://carlosmiller.com/2010/07/01/we-were-permanantly-banned-from-the-miami-dade-metrorail-for-taking-photos/

  49. Why is this an issue? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    Why is this an issue?

    If journalists want to get pictures of oil, it's all over the fucking place.

    I want to see pictures of a nuke being loaded up on a ship so we can get this well plugged, PRONTO.

    If ever there was a good reason to use a nuclear weapon, this is it.

  50. Re:Wow. /. fails again... by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

    Eh, well, I confess, using a TV journalist wasn't a great example...it was just fresh in mind from TFS. Better example: if a newspaper journalist is able to talk to a lot of workers, they might be able to pry loose useful information. Said newspaper reporter can usefully offer anonymity that isn't very feasible for the TV reporter doing on-the-spot reporting. Since they're not showing the source on camera and have spoken to many workers, firing them all would probably be untenable. So I do think functionally keeping journalists away from workers does present some real difficulties. The question is, what is the right level of access. If this were at a company facility, there'd be no question in my mind that the access can be as limited as the company wants. What makes it a little troubling for me is that this is a disaster taking place on a tremendously large expanse of public property. Declaring large swaths of public property off limits to journalists bothers me a bit. Likewise, many of the workers aren't making a career of working for BP. Rather, they're people who have had their livelihoods destroyed by the actions of BP, and they're doing the work that they're doing b/c they want to try to get back to normal and because they don't have any other way to make a buck. Hearing their stories and what they make of their work and the clean-up effort seems like an important part of the narrative of what's taking place. But if they're de facto un-interviewable b/c of rules like this, well, that also bothers me a bit. I don't really believe BP deserves any protection from what its victims might say about it, regardless of whether or not said victims are currently getting money from BP to help out.

  51. Define "Booming Operations" please by Fencepost · · Score: 1

    20 meters away from booms, no problem.

    20 meters away from "booming operations?" Hm, what's the definition of that? How large is a "booming operations" area? 500 meters? 1 kilometer? 1 mile? I suspect it's "Whatever the BP guy tells the local enforcement folks it is," which I'd have a problem with. Does "booming operations" cover the employees doing the booming when they're off-duty? "Congratulations, you've just tried to interview a someone who was laying boom 6 hours ago about the ban on respirators, here's your Class D Felony indictment."

    --
    fencepost
    just a little off
  52. 65 feet away you can still snap a 50000 km2 spill by captainpanic · · Score: 1

    65 feet away you can still snap a 50000 km2 spill...

    So, I don't really see the problem.

    There are plenty of cover-ups going on near that oil spill, but this isn't one of them. Also, it is the coast guard making the rule, not BP, making it less suspicious to me :-)

  53. what's the problem? by SuperDre · · Score: 0

    I had to look up how much 65 feet was in meters. It's only 20 meters, so even a camera without a zoomlense can take a picture, and frankly a lot of photographers have zoomlenses with which you can see a coin from about 1KM. I think they are just bitching here..

  54. That's not the worst of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a fiendish plot by the reverse vampires to eliminate the meal of dinner.

  55. The day before yesterday by bug1 · · Score: 1

    Instead of saying "the day before yesterday", i find it easier to say, "two days ago"

    This concept can be applied to other statements, such as;

    The day before the day before yesterday becomes three days ago.

    Thanks

    1. Re:The day before yesterday by Convector · · Score: 1

      Two days before the day after tomorrow.

  56. Observe the slight of hand here. by lexsird · · Score: 1

    Slight of hand is about distraction with one hand while doing something with another. The booms are the distraction, who cares about the booms? These four words are the meat and potatoes of this; "and oil response efforts". I watched the CNN guy's report and he was discussing how reporters weren't allowed near a med station treating workers. They were also shooed away from the shots of the birds. "Oil response efforts" is a pretty broad brush and I am sure it covers workers. It's probably hard to interview someone from 20 meters away.

    Again, I say, forget the booms. Why would they not want reporters around the med station or the birds? This is a Democrat ran administration, and classically Democrats have lots of touchy-feely tree huggers who seriously love showing such events so that they can punctuate their political goals. Anything less that 100% transparency on this, especially to the "Clinton News Network", seems a bit out of character to me. If they use this to stonewall reporters from other things, this should be alarming to us. If it's just about the booms, who cares? Staying 20 meters away something named a "Boom" sounds like a good idea and I don't even know what one is. One could run up and bite me and I wouldn't know it. But staying out of one's way sounds like just good sense. But is that just the slight of hand?

    What I find more interesting is the motivation to do any slight of hand to begin with? It's not like we haven't seen oil spills before, so what's the big deal? It's not like it's a cover up, it can be seen from space and we have known about it for months. I think the clue is a.) keeping them away from the med station and b.) keep them away from the gathered wild life. This makes me want to ask, is there something screwy going on with this particular oil spill in regards to how it's effecting the wildlife and those working the spill? Has any independent labs/scientists/geeks gathered up any samples of the wild life effected? Or done any tests on this oil that is washing up?

    What is the worse that could be happening? Is there some ancient bacteria in this oil that is now released into our ecosystem? Is there some new toxic hell in this stuff that will present us with some new nightmare to deal with and they just want to keep us all from panicking? Or is this just about the booms and perhaps BP with all of it's money trying to keep from looking like the douchebags that they are? All of the above? None of the above? What?

    --
    Take the Red Pill.
    1. Re:Observe the slight of hand here. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Why would they not want reporters around the med station or the birds?

      . How about the privacy of the workers? How about because the reporters would be in the way?

      --
      There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
  57. The Oil has Radioactive Elements! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. The Oil has Radioactive elements
    2. The Corexit 9500 is more toxic than the oil and reacts with oil to be broken down into molecules that can be evaporated
    3. It's Raining Oil, check out the black streaks running down the White roofing of the Super Dome
    4. Secondary Fissures on the seafloor emitting plumes of oil miles away from the Event
    5. Crop damage and birds on the mainland dying from "Something" in the atmosphere

    Looks like they have a lot to hide. Gonna be busy!
    I can't believe our Coast Guard has been Hijacked like this!
    This comes down from the Top. Top Men..........

    1. Re:The Oil has Radioactive Elements! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seen a Geiger Counter picking up Radiation from a small bag of oil on the tube site.

  58. BP by Weezul · · Score: 1
    --
    The Christian religion has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. -- Bertrand Russell
  59. Your wrong by Weezul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Boats? Fine. Why are they banning photographers from taking photos from the shorelines?

    --
    The Christian religion has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. -- Bertrand Russell
    1. Re:Your wrong by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      They aren't and if you had read the fucking press release from the Coast Guard you would know that.

      --
      There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
    2. Re:Your wrong by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Probably so they can set a single easily understood boundary and prevent any debate about what constitutes "on shore". This is just the CG saying "Stay away from the equipment, seriously. Most construction sites I see are fenced off to prevent anyone from wandering in, this fence is just implied.

    3. Re:Your wrong by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      If the topic under discussion was the photography ban on the shorelines, that would be a valid question. But that isn't the topic under discussion.

    4. Re:Your wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your no grammer wizzard.

  60. What happened to Anderson Cooper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I missed this before, but the last couple months I just can't watch Anderson anymore. Yes, BP's response to this oil 'spill' has been really bad, but Anderson is supposed to be the professional, high caliber, high paid journalist and not the one to be standing there every night whining endlessly. The way this story was presented on his show is one of many lately that has basically lost whatever respect I had for him. As Larry King quits his show, the contrast between these two has become quite apparent. Larry has always provided great interviews mainly because of his unbiased approach to people and topics. In contrast, Anderson now just seems like an annoying whining little kid.

  61. Air Photography by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 1

    1. Rent a hot air baloon.
    2. Get a good zoom lens.
    3. Pick a safe echelon and fly over the blooms.
    4. Avoid being brought down by military / AF.
    5. Photograph.
    6. Profit. News could certainly benefit from good quality aerial photography of the incident.

  62. Tin foil-hatters... by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    Yep, the tin foil-hatters are having a field day with this one. They're saying the next step is FEMA concentration camps and microchipping.

    Seriously, this does seem like a real civil liberties violation. But imagine 20 TV news teams swarming cleanup workers on beaches on in their boats...

  63. That's OK by catmistake · · Score: 1

    I can't look anymore.

  64. The government is pretty much all metric by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The US Government likes the metric system, it is the US population at large that doesn't care about it. I'm not interested in getting in to an argument about that, it simply is the case. Also, the US begin a republic with strong democratic underpinnings, trying to force people to switch if they don't want to is a non-starter.

    However internally, the government uses metric near exclusively. When I was a surveyor's assistant everything was in US units, of course, for normal construction jobs. We'd get the plans from the design firm, load them in to our gun (computer controlled digital theodolite) and go. Measurements were taken in feet. However we did a government job at one point. That was all meters. No problem, we told the gun it was to operate in metric mode, uploaded the job, and measured in meters.

    There's actually quite a bit of metric in the US, it is just average, day to day, stuff that is largely not.

  65. Re:Wow. /. fails again... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and I suppose you're going to interview people from that distance? Makes it kinda obvious to your work superior that you're opening your mouth when you shouldn't be if you have to YELL.

    Why the fuck should a journalist be allowed to interfere in other people's work and cause a safety hazard, jsut because they have to have close up immediate access to someone at a particular time? Can they not interview people when they've stopped working?

    --
    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  66. BP's next move... by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is to file for copyright on millions of images and thousands of hours of video of oil spilled in the Gulf of Mexico. Followed shortly by hundreds of lawsuits against news agencies for copyright infringement.

  67. Re:Damage Control by Alioth · · Score: 1

    Oh take the tin foil hat off. The "no fly zone" (TFR, temporary flight restriction) is very common with all incidents that require lots of low level flying, for example firefighting. You can still overfly the area, just not at an altitude where you're mixing it up with all the helicopters and aircraft that are engaged directly in monitoring the disaster. You can still go as low as 3,001 feet and take as many photos or as much video as you like.

  68. lol by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Informative

    No ones figured out why this is a problem yet? I'll spell it out for you... The majority of the damage being done is to small barrier islands off the coast of Louisiana. Those islands are completely wrapped in boom. If you can not come within 65 feet of the boom and the boom completely wraps the island, you can't go to the island at all.

    1. Re:lol by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      And how do you propose to get to the island without going through the boom? Maybe you can; how about the 500 other reporters, gawkers, and hangers on?

      Pretty soon the boom is a churned up mess and more resources are needed to clean it up; resources than can go to other efforts.

      Resources are finite in any effort.

  69. Re:So? What? by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    I thought that was the location of the reset button.

    --
    Unaccountable leaders are masters, and unrepresented people are slaves. How do US and EU fare?
  70. That is nice by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like the bit about being allowed to get close to the ground for landing. So considerate. Goverment press releases, they can't help but make you smile.

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  71. Class D - Federal - Felonies by westlake · · Score: 1

    Class D Felonies:

    Maximum prison term: Less than 10 years but 5 or more years.
    Maximum Fine: $ 250,000
    Maximum Supervised Release Term: 3 years.
    Special Assessment on Conviction: $ 100

    Federal A: Life or Death
    Federal E: More than 1 year but less than 5 years.

    Classes of offenses under United States federal law

    Since 1790, the Coast Guard has served as America's principal "law of the sea" agency. Originally established by Alexander Hamilton as the Revenue Marine, the Coast Guard began with the mission of enforcing import tariffs. Since then its maritime-security responsibilities have expanded exponentially...to include the enforcement of all federal laws at sea--from stopping terrorists and pirates to enforcing vessel-safety regulations and fisheries conservation laws to interdicting drug and migrant smugglers. Missions - Maritime Security

  72. So what? by cptdondo · · Score: 1

    I spent 7 years as the Disaster Preparedness Officer for the National Guard. I can tell you that one of the biggest issues we dealt with was all those people "who have a right" to go around barriers, into restricted areas, places where they can get killed, and generally get in the way of the recovery effort.

    I had a guy argue with me for a while, all the time yelling at me that he "had a right" to go into the restricted area - we had leaking propane on top of everything else and our job was to make sure no one got blown up while cleaning up the mess. I finally told him that I had a right to shoot his ass with my M-16 if he didn't back off right NOW! And to get out of our way before I had him thrown in the brig.

    Things go wrong in a recovery effort; they always do. You are working 20 hour days, with too few resources, with equipment scraped together, and the last thing you need is the press or some local wanker telling you what you should be doing differently.

    These suck up resources that could go towards the recovery effort. It's no fun to be out there on the front lines while some know-it-all tells you all the things you are doing wrong, without actually contributing one iota towards the effort, and pissing off the men and women trying to do their job. Join the Guard if you want to help; otherwise STFU!

  73. Obama == Big Oil ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but.. but.. Obama runs the coast guard.. how can they possibly be under the thumb of big oil!.

  74. what a piece of crap by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    who does the coast guard think they are? Nazi Germany?
    what a terrible law that should be repealed.
    photographers aren't killing the coast, they're just reporting on the atrocities.

    --
    Remember kids, if you're not paying for the service, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT THAT IS BEING SOLD.
  75. Sneaky... by sjpm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wonder how long it will take for the geniuses in the field to figure out that if you create a barrier out of booms, along the width of the beach, you've now effectively blocked off the entire area.

    You could effectively totally block several miles of beach by the simple placement of a few 100 feet of boom on either end. No different than a police barrier or crime scene tape. "Do not pass".

    Except that's not what they're selling us here, supposedly. 65 feet my ass.

    1. Re:Sneaky... by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      Except that you can go upland and get to the beach from the other side of the boom.....

      Take off the tinfoil hat, dude.

  76. Re:It's even worse in Miami - no photos of the met by EMR · · Score: 1

    Except this is not a "photo ban", it's a "everyone ban". They want to just keep everyone at least 20 meters away from everything for safety. That includes photographers and non photographers alike. So it is nowhere near the same thing at all. As always it's about creating Shock factor in the headline.

  77. This is a story? by rgviza · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Three words:
    Safety
    Zoom Lens

    This isn't surprising at all. All it takes is some idiot to get his prop tangled in one of those, or an angry idiot to vandalize it, to make it even more useless. There are a ton of zoom lenses capable of spanning 65 feet to get a picture.

    Climb up high on the boat, put a zoom and polarized filter on (to get through surface reflections on the water) and take the picture.

    --
    Don't kid yourself. It's the size of the regexp AND how you use it that counts.
  78. Much Ado A-BOAT Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mayday Mayday Mayday... this is the Oil Skimmer Slim Pickins... Position, oil slick... we have hit a dead whale and are sinking fast, require immediate assistance from any nearby vessels.

    Trick Dick, this is RV Stinky Sandal Feet... we have attempted to approach your ship, but we keep bouncing off at 65 feet in any direction... we will relay Coast Guard for assistance... 35mm telephoto lens shows a quite sizable hole in your starboard bow though.

    1. Re:Much Ado A-BOAT Nothing by memyselfandeye · · Score: 1

      After many years, decided to finally register and and clarify my ^^^ post ^^^ for all /. Landlubbers. When you've got a 1,000 foot long, 200 foot wide ship bouncing around the ocean, they tend to not notice small craft in close proximity. 65 feet in the open sea is about 1 foot on land. Consider this a 'do-not touch' sign on a cattle fence. Let me clarify, boats do not have breaks. Anderson Cooper does not own the oil booms, he does not own the water, he does not have the right to touch or interfere with property at sea. This is to prevent stupid Richy-rich journalists from borrowing a boat and getting keel-hauled under 1,000 feet of tanker. This is to prevent do-gooders from getting tangled up in an oil slick and drowning, forcing ALL NEARBY CRAFT to LEGALLY come and rescue them, abandoning whatever efforts they were currently exerting to stop the mess. You see, to us old salts, these types of people are just annoying pricks who will sue you for crushing them, breaking them, or drowning them after they screw up and wreck your boat, your property, and your life.

  79. Lies, damn lies, Anderson Cooper, NewsBusters by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the actual release:

    The safety zone has been put in place to protect members of the response effort, the installation and maintenance of oil containment boom, the operation of response equipment and protection of the environment by limiting access to and through deployed protective boom.

    FTFA at NewsBusters.org:

    I have put out a written directive -- and I can provide it for the record -- that says the media will have uninhibited access anywhere we're doing operations, except for two things, if it's a security or a safety problem. ...
    Well, it's not unusual at all for the Coast Guard to establish either safety or security zones around any number of facilities or activities for public safety or for the safety of the equipment itself. We would do this for marine events, fireworks demonstrations, cruise ships going in and out of port.

    This is not about reporters and photographers. This about preventing accidents. It sounds to me like Cooper and company are pissed that they are not getting special treatment and are required seek permission and access like everyone else.

    I notice that there was no mention of CNN or any other news organization applying for access to an area, let alone being denied access. Did they bother to apply, or did they just start whining that they had to follow some rules to help ensure the safety and security of everyone involved?

    Sounds to me like Cooper et al. are whining because some safety rules have been set up that inconvenience them instead of inconveniencing or endangering those who are actually doing the clean up and the equipment being used.

    --
    There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
  80. None of this may matter in 6 months anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whatever, this thing might kill us all anyway

    http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing-event

  81. Not a story.... by m509272 · · Score: 1

    I cannot be as pissed off as the people having to directly live with this oil spill and cleanup debacle but I'm pretty po'd at the whole thing.

    HOWEVER, keeping idiot "photographers" 65 feet away from operating equipment in my opinion isn't even far enough. You're in the water, you're subject to tides, waves, current, winds, etc and so is the equipment they're trying to "photograph". Equipment operators have a bad enough job and now they have to deal with "paparazzi"? You cannot hit the breaks in the water. 65 feet is pretty much nothing. Should be at least 200.

  82. and the problem is... what? by yyxx · · Score: 1

    Well, that's kind of the point: you don't want people messing with the booms, and if they try to get over the booms to the island, it seems pretty likely to me that they might be damaging them. I mean, how is a boat going to cross the boom without damaging it?

  83. out of sight, out of mind by mobilemodding.info · · Score: 1

    Ya! right! Lets hide disaster, out of sight, out of mind, that what it is about !!!

  84. Telephoto lens? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    When I was a student journalist in high school and college 30-some years ago, we had a thing for the camera called a telephoto lens. I guess photojournalists don't have such a thing any longer. So much for the advances of technology.

    --
    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
  85. Whats the big deal? by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    Photographers have zoom lens so whats the problem

    --
    Jack of all trades,master of none
  86. Precedent? by warGod3 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they are also working with the Miami-Dade Police Department and a private security firm to set a precedent...

    --
    "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." General James Mattis
  87. Thank you! by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Exactly! All it takes is some idiots to screw something up and rules like this are made to try to deter them. Idiots are quite ingenious so this will not stop them much but it will provide a legal means to get back at them in a vengeful way which likely will not be anymore effective than just yelling at them. (Unless they are fools and need something more blunt to make an impression.)

    The problem is that these sort of laws are like designing software for idiots; you end up causing more trouble for the majority trying to make something fool proof that the fools will still cause troubles with; increasing the complexity just adds to the troubles (which in law helps employ lawyers who are arguably the biggest lobby.)

  88. The metric terrorists have won. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An US authority using meters!

    Next thing they will use the proper spelling: metre.

  89. Standard Naval Exclusion Zone - 100 yd or 300 ft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the Coast Guard and Navy fall under different departments, the 300 foot rule (I'm certain) was simply them grabbing the standard distance of US Naval Exclusion Zone. This policy is that NO vessel may approach closer than 100 yds of a US Naval vessel, doing so without clearance can result in defensive actions against that vessel.

    Given the sensitivity and delicate nature of the work going on in the gulf - would you like some activist vessel ramming one of the worker boats ? (Either on purpose or on 'accident' ?) This policy is to ensure the safety of maritime operations.

    Also consider the vessel approaching. If it is a 20' speed boat, 65' is safe operating distance. If it is 60' yacht, then 65' provides considerably less maneuvering space. I've seen the vessels carrying reporters, and I know some reporters will push any given limits - with a complete disregard for safety - in order to get a better picture than their competitors.

  90. Limiting access of (specificially) photographers by rdmiller3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    65 feet is only a couple of boat-lengths. That's pretty close. If I was working those booms, I'd be worried about any boat that close running over or afoul of the boom.

    So photographers are limited to 65ft. How close can other people get? Is that still 300ft? My guess is that reporters are belly-aching because they can't get close enough to dip a gloved hand into the oil and show it to the camera.

  91. Re:minimum altitude by tinytim · · Score: 1

    Um... you overlooked FAR 91.119a. You need to be able to land "safely" if the engine fails. This doesn't necessarily mean that you need to be able to glide to shore, but you do need to give yourself time to react. There's no set limit, but you should be able to justify your choice in a little room with a bright light.

  92. Lying headlines demean us all by mbeckman · · Score: 1

    Please correct the blatantly disingenuous headline. There is no ban here. The headline writer should be modded down to obscurity. Sheesh!

  93. What about Anderson Coooper??? by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    Anderson Cooper is ADMITTEDLY CIA, and he is the heir to the Astor
    Fortune! This guy is part of "Operation Mockingbird".

    "Anderson Cooper Admittedly Is CIA. His Mother Is Gloria Vanderbilt. Cooper is Next In Line To Inherit The Vast Vanderbilt And Astor Fortune."
    http://www.dailypaul.com/node/120962

    "Anderson Cooper has long traded on his biography, carving a niche for himself as the most human of news anchors. But there's one aspect of his past that the silver-haired CNN star has never made public: the months he spent training for a career with the Central Intelligence Agency.
    Following his sophomore and junior years at Yale--a well-known recruiting ground for the CIA--Cooper spent his summers interning at the agency's monolithic headquarters in Langley, Virginia, in a program for students interested in intelligence work. His involvement with the agency ended there, and he chose not to pursue a job with the agency after graduation, according to a CNN spokeswoman, who confirmed details of Cooper's CIA involvement to Radar."

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2006/09/anderson-coopers-cia-secret.php

    Is Anderson Cooper CIA?
    http://open.salon.com/blog/billmeradeia/2010/03/26/is_anderson_cooper_cia

    "Anderson Cooper was admittedly in the CIA and is part of the elite Astor family"
    Alex Jones Behind the Scenes of CNN's Attack Piece
    http://www.infowars.com/alex-jones-inside-cnn-attack-piece/

    Operation Mockingbird: CIA Media Manipulation
    http://www.prisonplanet.com/analysis_louise_01_03_03_mockingbird.html

    MOCKINGBIRD The Subversion Of The Free Press By The CIA
    http://whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/MOCK/mockingbird.html

    Operation Mockingbird
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird

    http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=anderson+cooper+Astor+Fortune&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=36ec6be010d257f
    http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=anderson+cooper+CIA&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=36ec6be010d257f
    http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=Operation+Mockingbird&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=36ec6be010d257f

    --
    The Truth is a Virus!!!
  94. "Interference" by weston · · Score: 1

    ASK THE COAST GUARD FOR PERMISSION BEFORE POTENTIALLY INTERFERING WITH A CRITICAL OPERATION.

    Interference doesn't and shouldn't include presence within 65 feet of booming that's essentially being put along every damn mile of gulf shoreline. Don't touch the booming? OK. Don't get within 10 feet of the booming? Sure, I can understand that, a little buffer zone is fine. Don't get within 20 feet? Sorry, once you're past 10 times most people's actual reach, you're going to have to come up with a very specific and watertight explanation about how getting that close constitutes "interference" for me to believe that it's really about that instead of a photography blackout.

    If they deny requests from 95% of "photographers", half of whom are from the "mom picked up an SLR and now she's starting a photography business with it despite no knowledge of shutter speed and aperture", I'm still all for it.

    While we're at it, let's also make sure that there's a minimum bar for commenting on the internet. Could help us cut down on noise from would-be fascists and BP shills.

    1. Re:"Interference" by Binestar · · Score: 4, Informative

      You ever been in an ocean? 65feet is a very small amount of space. A couple of waves and you've been pushed that 65 feet and you've hit the booms.

      --
      Do you Gentoo!?
    2. Re:"Interference" by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      In maritime shipping, I believe even a few hundred feet is considered a "near miss" that warrants an incident investigation.

      --
      retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
  95. Re:65 feet get a zoom lens. Here's the real proble by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    The word you're looking for, and the one missing from the helium.com piece, is clathrate a naturally occurring lattice or cage construction consisting of two disparate molecules.

    Methane clathrate, prevalent at ocean depths, and in areas with low temperatures, is commonly known as the ice that burns.

    It's also being touted as the new alternative energy source, with Russia, Korea, and many others seeking ways to extract this resource before rising temperatures release it naturally.

    The only rub is that clathrates are highly unstable, and it doesn't take much to break the lattice, releasing both molecules, oft times quite explosively.

    Truth be told, when DWH blew, the first thing that crossed my mind was that they'd accidentally released a pocket of clathrate and that set this whole disaster in motion.

    New Scientist had an excellent article on this subject last June, unfortunately it's not made it past the pay wall to be cited.

    --
    Some days it's just not worth
    chewing through my restraints.
  96. Land of the free by rinoid · · Score: 1

    Home of the brave ... hahahahaha.

  97. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally! I've been waiting for this for years!

  98. Re:Standard Naval Exclusion Zone - 100 yd or 300 f by mkettler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I couldn't agree more.. 65 feet seems really close, probably a bit on the unsafe side, and closer than needed for photography of the spill.

    And let's face it, if you can't get a fantastic shot of something large (i.e.: a giant oil spill, not a flea) from 100 feet away, you're either badly equipped or lacking in talent. Getting closer will not help you much.

    Of course, we're quick to assume this is impinging on freedom of the press, but the last thing we need is some idiot reporter getting his boat hung up in the boom and damaging it because he was 5' away and a big wave pushed his boat into it.

    --
    -Matt
  99. Dick Heads + Oil Slicks =? by dogzdik · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's just to keep the fuckwits out of the works.

    --

    .

    Voting up, Voting down - If I really gave a fuck about your approval or not, I'd come and ask you.

  100. 40-weight whitewash by rahunzi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK. Pre June 28, team of photographers went to gulf. They presented their trip at TEDx Oil Spill conference in DC, along with other speakers. Afterwards chatted with Darron Collins (WWF, one of that team). He definitely confirmed that at beaches, anyway, BP asserted legal jurisdiction, had "blackwater" looking security guys hanging around - AND KEPT THEM 100 FEET AWAY FROM WATERS'S EDGE. Also, fishing boat captains who took up BP's offer to sweep oil, manage booms, etc. had to sign a gag order agreement on talking about anything and could not take non-BP-approved journalists along. All clearly intended to control information that would make BP look bad or not be "on message", to adopt a bushism. They managed to find one guy with a skiff who had no love for BP to run them around some. Also a seaplane was hired for aerial photos. I imagine that BP wants more restrictions imposed after an early flurry of "unauthorized" media coverage - but a FELONY? Anyway video of conference here http://tedxoilspill.com/live/#Session1 - look at about 32 minutes in and go on from there. Also from that conference was impressed by slide of Blue Crab Larvae with accumulations of oil/dispersant? (orange blobs in words of researcher at Tulane who sent slide to Darron just before conf. Screen captures at http://www.flickr.com/photos/fly_geyser/sets/72157624410128020/) Potential economic impact, not to mention crimps on "shrimp on the barbie" events of basic food chain life forms, is significant for American food supply. We are talking the biggest food marketing system on the planet here - VERY good reason to control the flow of info if you can't control the flow of your crude blowout. Sir, we/ve established motive.

    --
    ...that's the beauty of time travel...bye
  101. Sounds damned close to me by cvdwl · · Score: 1

    I loathe the oil industry in all its incarnations, but 65' (would that be 20 meters?) is VERY close to operational heavy machinery in a marine environment. And yes, with a decent lens you'll be reading the "Mom & BP" tattoos on the roughnecks.

    These are not the droids you're looking for.

    --
    ... grumble, grumble, grumble, mutter, mutter, Millenium... Hand... Shrimp, I tol' 'em, I tol' 'em.
  102. Only 65ft? by bostongraf · · Score: 1

    Considering most fire trucks display a warning to stay FIVE HUNDRED FEET back, 65 feet seems pretty close. Think about the number of seats in any sporting venue that are way more than 65 feet away from the action. A fair percentage of seats in a movie theater will be more than 65 feet from the screen.

    Really, we're talking 22 yards here. That's pretty close.

    0.0123106061 miles.

  103. Who the heck would sabotage the booms? by Benfea · · Score: 1

    I honestly can't think of any group that would have a motive for deliberately sabotaging the booms. Environmentalists wouldn't want to do it because it would make the ecological damage worse. Teabaggers might relish the idea of doing more damage to the environment, they would never interfere with the activities of one of their corporate masters. Someone out to hurt BP wouldn't get any mileage out of this because the government fines they'll eventually pay are based on the amount of oil coming out of the well, not the amount of oil that hits the beaches, and it would only serve to make BP look like the victims rather than the perpetrators. Who's left? Terrorists? Likely such an action would have a very small impact on what is already a very large ecological disaster anyway.

  104. Stop blindly accepting the surrender of rights.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.naturalnews.com/029153_British_Petroleum_Police_State.html

  105. Pronounciation by dingram17 · · Score: 1

    I pronounce 'metre' met-re when in New Caledonia, and meat-ter when in an English speaking country (or a close semblance, such as 'Stralya).

    We can tell the difference between a Newton-metre and a Newton-meter. One is a unit of torque and the other is a force gauge (yes, there is a 'u' in gauge) that reads in Newtons.

    At least the meter/metre thing is minor in that there are the same letters - the hood/bonnet, trunk/boot, fanny (quite different meanings!) are much more amusing. What non-US English speakers don't like to let on is that we understand the US English words just fine because of TV and movies - it is much more fun to be an arse about it (which is quite different to being an ass - hee haw).

  106. Cthulhu + BP obligatory cartoon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.goominet.com/unspeakable-vault/vault/329/

    Says it all, really?

    Ai! Ai! Ftaghn!

  107. contradictory statements, grasshopper by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Sort of like Bush saying "we don't torture" when they were actually using an old Chinese torture manual on how to waterboard false confessions out of captured American troops during the Korean War. Only now, it's the Obama administration speaking out of both sides of it's mouth. On one hand, they're promising open access to the press, but with they other they're acting as hired goons for BP.

    NewsBusters.org:

    Have they recovered the sudden rash of exploding heads around their office? Must trash Obama...but must suck corporate cock! Must trash Obama...but must suck corporate cock!