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Canada's Largest Cities Seeing the End of the Phone Book

innocent_white_lamb writes "Telephone directories are available on the Internet, and many phones even store their own directories. There is less and less demand for a printed phone book, so residential phone books will no longer be printed and delivered in Canada's seven largest cities. Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look up phone numbers on the Internet? Of course, the Yellow Pages, where businesses pay for a listing, will still be delivered."

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  1. Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why get rid of it completely? It doesn't need to be a "every year or never again" type of thing. Why not say you'll put out one new one every other year for a few years, then one new one every 5 years for a while?

    1. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're already doing that. The last time I saw a Vancouver directory, it was a 2008-2010 directory. Somewhere it said, if you want a 2009-2010 one, please call to have it delievered.

    2. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      It is 2010. Is Canada delivering phone books to cell phone users? I have not had a land line since 2000, despite running two separate businesses. And I don't advertise, except for word of mouth or sometimes when I strike up conversations with folks in a line.

    3. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In europe, nobody is using landlines anymore, but in U.S (and Canada?) where mobile networks are still pretty hard to reach at some areas and are unrealiable, it's very common to still use landlines. Only couple of years ago, it was said that only poor people give up land lines in U.S.

    4. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Plus my kids don't have celphones, many calls are for either myself OR my wife, whomever is there to answer. We have four wireless phone handsets around our home but only one celphone each. I really don't get how celphones only are supposed to work for a home with a family.

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    5. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by gmack · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with whether you have a phone or not. When I lived in an apartment in Montreal they would drop one phone book per apartment on the floor next to the mailboxes where they would sit for months.

      And they weren't counting land lines.. I got one when I had no phone line at all.

    6. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by JamesP · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well maybe if they reduce the font size they don't need to waste that much paper

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    7. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, why not simply make them "free upon request", that way folks that actually need a phone book could easily get one, while those of us that don't wouldn't get them? I'm moving into a new apartment (Lord help me do I hate moving!) and was throwing out anything I wasn't using or needing anymore to make a clean break. I swear I must have thrown away a half a dozen county phone books, every one of them still in the wrapper. I sat the last two years worth in the common area where folks set items like coupon fliers so anyone that wants one can help themselves, but nobody uses phone books anymore so they sat there for two weeks before I tossed them.

      With smart phones laptops, and PCs all over the place hardly anybody that has any type of connectivity uses phone books anymore, and it just seems so wasteful to print all those dead tree databases that so few will ever use. I even tried giving them to my boys, who looked at me like I was giving away 8 tracks (I can just hear them now, "What's an 8 track?"). They just said "What would we do with THAT? We have Google" and went back to their MMOs. If they made them available upon request then any little old ladies that still use them could simply request one and have it dropped at their door, while the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with unwanted books we'll never use. Seems like the best solution to me.

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    8. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by operagost · · Score: 1

      That would make sense if the reason we wanted to stop printing phone books was because phone numbers weren't changing often, or they were decreasing in number. I would guess that phone numbers are still changing quite often even if Canada has porting regulations like the USA, and the quantity of phone numbers certainly isn't decreasing. Why I'm trying to say is that the information in phone books is already often out of date; making it even more out of date creates a new problem.

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    9. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by BigDXLT · · Score: 1

      It's exactly the same here in BC. My apartment building has probably only had less than half it's capacity living in it for the last few years, but they drop off enough for every single apartment.

      For years, they've put a small card in the mail boxes of rural customers telling them to come down to the post office to pick up a copy. I think that's a much better way to do it. That way, the unclaimed books can be accounted for and they can produce them in more sane quantities.

    10. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Not sure if TFA mentions this but you can still request a printed copy of the phone book. It simply will not be automatically distributed. This change only affects larger metropolitan areas where the phone book is printed separately from the yellow pages. Smaller communities have yellow pages and white pages in the same book.

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    11. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

      many in canada (college students especially) are cellphone-only
      type people. however, cellphone-only people are fewer in canada than
      you may otherwise suspect.
      this is because our cell carriers still charge absurdly high prices
      (compared to most other countries) and try to pretend they don't
      by setting up byzantine call plans.

    12. Re:Grandma's doesn't need to be yearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically what they said is that if you want a phone book, just visit their web site and order a book....... ok so you don't have a computer..... you *Do* have a phone, so call the 1800 number and order a book (2-3 day delivery). It does save them money, and it does save trees.

  2. Misleading summary. by scdeimos · · Score: 5, Informative
    From TFA...

    Yellow Pages Group Co. said last week that it would no longer deliver residential phone books in Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Ottawa-Gatineau, Montreal and Quebec City, except to customers who request them.

    1. Re:Misleading summary. by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      From TFA...

      Yellow Pages Group Co. said last week that it would no longer deliver residential phone books in Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Ottawa-Gatineau, Montreal and Quebec City, except to customers who request them.

      Good luck with that though... big companies like this often outsource their call centers to places like India that use internet sites to locate you. And I've had issues with that and them just finding the completely wrong address (not to mention I now live on a really small street that just doesn't exist on a map...). Called Telus once to have my internet transfered to a new place and they said they'd send someone which they did... to an address a few blocks away... when I called up to complain about my internet still not hooked up they informed me they sent someone and we managed to figure out it was a few blocks away. They did get it right the second time though

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    2. Re:Misleading summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some will instantly start yammering how it is "environmentalists" fault too.

      Businesses are cutting delivery of everything that costs them money. Be it bank statements, or phone books. A phone book takes a few dollars to print and deliver. Why deliver phone books when that costs you 5% of your yearly profit from that customer?

      Business directory will still be delivered because that's its *revenue model*. Businesses *pay* to be listed in these books. If they are not delivered to customers, then why would businesses pay to be included in them?

    3. Re:Misleading summary. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Business directory will still be delivered because that's its *revenue model*. Businesses *pay* to be listed in these books. If they are not delivered to customers, then why would businesses pay to be included in them?

      Not for long! i emailed them last year and told them that if they EVER deliver another yellow pages to my door, to contact the biggest advertisers and tell them why the Yellow Pages are useless, and why I won't be buying from them. Then I'll bug everyone I know to do the same. Maybe we'll set up a web site and put up a prize - a couple of hundred bucks and some other prizes for the person who contacts the most advertisers and tells them to shove their Yellow Pages ads.

      I haven't used them in a decade. And I'm sure that older people don't use them because most of the smaller ads are too small for their eyes, whereas they can change the font size on-screen easily. Granny knows how to use a computer nowadays. It's not 1980 any more.

      Die, Yellow Pages, Die.

    4. Re:Misleading summary. by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same as here in Sweden.

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    5. Re:Misleading summary. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      The only thing I find the Yellow Pages good for anymore is pizza. When you're doing some late night hacking at the office, it's super easy to flip to the pizza section, find the information there with menus, prices, and delivery hours then call up the one you like. Yeah, I'm sure I could do that by using Google Maps and search nearby for pizza then scan the listings to find each individual website (if they have one) and locate the menu and so on, but what a hassle.

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    6. Re:Misleading summary. by MachDelta · · Score: 3, Funny

      Couldn't you just write a small script to parse through Google results and return valid options for delivery? I mean, what the hell exactly are you doing during these late night hacking sessions? Working?!

      PS: If you get caught working on a pizza-delivery filter, just claim it's a "development tool". Technicalities are fun! ;)

    7. Re:Misleading summary. by ggeens · · Score: 1

      Belgium has an opt-out system. You can register on the site and then you won't receive any phone books anymore. (I just filled out the form, thanks to this article.)

      I can't remember when I last used a full phone book: they're too large to find anything.

      There is also a local business guide for each town. That one is small enough to be used, and it's useful whenever you need any service in your neighborhood (say, a plumber).

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    8. Re:Misleading summary. by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Yeah and that is 8 cities not 7. Ottawa and Gatineau are separate since they are in two provinces. They may as well have said National Capital Region.

    9. Re:Misleading summary. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      I just go to www.just-eat.be or www.pizza.be - something similar is bound to exist for your region, no ?

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    10. Re:Misleading summary. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > Belgium has an opt-out system.

      We do ? *goes looking*

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    11. Re:Misleading summary. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Ahh, better still. Just found an article that says from 2011 the white pages will be opt-in only.

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    12. Re:Misleading summary. by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      I'd expect any decent hacker to have the top delivery places memorised from the frequent use

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    13. Re:Misleading summary. by camperdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you're doing some late night hacking at the office, it's super easy to flip to the pizza section, find the information there with menus, prices, and delivery hours then call up the one you like

      Wannabe. True hackers have their pizza place on speed-dial.

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    14. Re:Misleading summary. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      My dad doesn't have a computer and doesn't want one, and I know people not much past middle age who won't have enything to do with a computer.

    15. Re:Misleading summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://slashdot.org/articles/04/05/07/138238.shtml

    16. Re:Misleading summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REAL hackers live below a pizza restaurant!

    17. Re:Misleading summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really true hackers order the pizza via the pizza place's web site.

    18. Re:Misleading summary. by DerekLyons · · Score: 0

      [Re: Yellow Pages]

      I haven't used them in a decade.

      I hate to break this to you, but the universe does not revolve around you.
       
      I use them on a daily basis because they frequently provide much more information than the internet version(s) do. Like the brands a particular repair business services, or identifying which businesses from the nearby big city serve our outlying area, or hours of operation, etc... etc...
       
      I hate using the net versions of Yellow pages - from figuring out which of the 1x10^3 online versions are legit to have to call 3,4,5,6 business to find the one that meets my needs. Online yellow pages are one of the few areas where new tech still lags far behind old tech.

    19. Re:Misleading summary. by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Then tell them to call up and have the fucking book delivered. Or would that knowledge be gleaned from having skimmed TFS?

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    20. Re:Misleading summary. by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

      Winnipeg rules!

    21. Re:Misleading summary. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I have a direct line, with red phones on either end.

    22. Re:Misleading summary. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The reply was to people who say "nobody needs a phone book and everybody has a computer".

    23. Re:Misleading summary. by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      Then tell them to call up and have the fucking book delivered. Or would that knowledge be gleaned from having skimmed TFS?

      It's a paradox. Without a phone book he won't know who to dial to get a new phone book. :)

    24. Re:Misleading summary. by Seq · · Score: 1

      What, you mean you actually have to speak to somebody???

      Real hackers order from tty2

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    25. Re:Misleading summary. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      He probably needs to dial information to ask "What's the number for 911".

      Then he'll call back to complain "I got the 9 okay, but there's no eleven on my phone. Can you send me a non-defective phone?"

    26. Re:Misleading summary. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      My dad doesn't have a computer and doesn't want one, and I know people not much past middle age who won't have enything to do with a computer.

      That problem will sort itself out over time.

      In the meantime, he can call information.

      "I'd call information, but my phone can't. It's one of those old rotary models. I can dial the 4, but not the 11 - it only goes up to 9!"

      He's one of those who NEEDS to be able to crank it up to 11 :-)

    27. Re:Misleading summary. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't use the online yellow pages. They're just as junky.

      I use this thing called a search engine. There are hundreds of them out there - free.

      And a yellow pge listing is no guarantee of it being legit. The lawyer who had the exterior back cover (color) and a two-page color spread for several years on a 4" thick phone directory is now on the lam for embezzlement.

    28. Re:Misleading summary. by gront · · Score: 1

      No, you bookmark the pizza place, have your username/password/credit card in the browser, and your order saved as a quick order. Three clicks and pizza is on the way. Speed dial... ha!

    29. Re:Misleading summary. by DerekLyons · · Score: 0

      I don't use the online yellow pages. They're just as junky.

      I use this thing called a search engine. There are hundreds of them out there - free.

      And by and large they're roughly worth what you pay for them when it comes to substituting for the hard copy version.
       

      And a yellow pge listing is no guarantee of it being legit.

      Had anyone raised legitimacy as a selling point, you'd have a point.

    30. Re:Misleading summary. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Your mom makes a good pepperoni, but I wouldn't call her kitchen a restaurant.

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    31. Re:Misleading summary. by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And a yellow psge listing is no guarantee of it being legit.

      Had anyone raised legitimacy as a selling point, you'd have a point.

      You did:

      from figuring out which of the 1x10^3 online versions are legit

      ... and it's not even Troll Tesday yet ...

    32. Re:Misleading summary. by DerekLyons · · Score: 0

      Reading comprehension - get some. My post referred to versions of online yellow pages, not to advertisers thereof.

    33. Re:Misleading summary. by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Really true hackers order the pizza via the pizza place's web site.

      ...by using telnet as a web browser, even when ordering requires ssl, and the pizza place's web site requires flash.

    34. Re:Misleading summary. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your post raised the issue of legitimacy. People have traditionally ascribed more legitimacy to print than to on-line media. The online yellow pages gets a "halo effect" from the print version - it's part of how they sell it to advertisers.

      Additionally, your original post fails in another respect - "Yellow Pages" is trademarked - if it's using the term "Yellow Pages", it's under license, so "figuring out which of the 1x10^3 online versions are legit" isn't that much of an issue.

  3. I wonder... by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

    This might be an interesting concept but what about the follow through? It mentions about online directories which might be fine and great for major cities but they are horrible for small towns (like the one I live in). I find it really hard if possible to find many of the local businesses from online information mainly because 1) I'm in a small town and so I'm guessing I don't count as a big enough market and 2) Small businesses are just that, small and often don't bother having an online presence. Now if companies like the Yellow Pages are going to put a solid effort in keeping their online site up to date then it might not be so bad. But I keep finding that they don't and small businesses are the ones that pay the penalty and the big ones just expect you to just use their sites 'store locater' so they don't care

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    1. Re:I wonder... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Informative

      But directory will be exactly the same, just not in paper form.

    2. Re:I wonder... by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not only that, but increasingly you get crap results on the order of "FIND FIVE STAR HOTELS IN PODUNKVILLE" (population 12) -- the latest form of linkfarm, it seems.

      I'd seen so much of this crap that I actually did not believe it when a motel listing came up for a town with a current population of (count them) 7 people... turns out for once it's real.

      As to the "store locators" on chains' sites, about half the time they won't even speak to you if you ask for listings outside your immediate zipcode. Just gimme a damn sorted list and I'll find it myself; stop trying to be "helpful" by restricting what I'm show to what YOU think I'll want.

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    3. Re:I wonder... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Yahoo don't work there? Because I live in what I would consider a pretty dang small town (less than 15k, and half of that college kids that are only here for the semester) and I type in "name of city, state pizza" and get every single restaurant that serves pizza in town, including 3 I never heard of (they sound good and got 4 stars though, I'll have to call one later) so maybe you're just using the wrong search?

      If you are here in the states (I don't know if it works for other countries) try Yahoo Local. It is fast, it'll save your location so you only need to put it in once, and has reviews from folks that have actually eaten there so you know whether the food is good or not. That is one of the reasons I have stuck with Yahoo, their little services like Yahoo Local just make it too easy to find things on the fly.

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    4. Re:I wonder... by DogDude · · Score: 1

      "Small businesses are just that, small and often don't bother having an online presence."

      Small businesses that don't have an online presence aren't going to be in business much longer. It's *considerably* more expensive to be in the phone book than it is to have a simple web site. Spending money on phone books in this day & age is simply a bad financial decision.

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    5. Re:I wonder... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I keep my phone book in my car where it's actually useful.

    6. Re:I wonder... by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      I'm in Canada and I've tried looking for basics like the phone number of places I know exist to find either no online listing or a wrong number that was changed years ago. I also live in a party town with people passing through that stay for typically 3ish months so the online sites just don't care (also the population hovers between 3-5k people depending on the time of year). The physical phone book is typically kept well up to date since its wht the tourist use (most don't bring laptops since they are on vacation and leave cellphones at home since they are also out of country so internet listings aren't useful to them). Because of this the online listings are very poor since the money and/or interesting isn't there to keep those ones up to . College kids tend to stay longer in a town like yours then people stay in a town like here, so losing a physical book in a small town like mine isn't good (and why not many places have an internet presence since it doesn't help with in town business)

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    7. Re:I wonder... by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      "Small businesses are just that, small and often don't bother having an online presence." Small businesses that don't have an online presence aren't going to be in business much longer. It's *considerably* more expensive to be in the phone book than it is to have a simple web site. Spending money on phone books in this day & age is simply a bad financial decision.

      As I mentioned, I'm in a small town. Stating a small business that doesn't have an online presence aren't going to be in business much longer is a big city thing, and is completely the opposite for a town like I live in. Though I did forget to mention I live in a party town, and in a party town most people don't bother to own computers and smartphones to check up internet websites. If they need to check email they go to the cyber cafe, otherwise a laptop/smartphone is a) an expense not needed which also leads to: b) a computer/smartphone can get lost/broken easier here then in a city since people like to party here. So while not having an online presence in a city would be bad for a business, in a small town like this it's an un-needed expense that could mean maintaining it could put you out of business since most won't look at your site and so you'd be throwing away money with little to no return.

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  4. Do we? We do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look up phone numbers on the Internet? Yes, of course. Why not?

  5. It seems the trend is more general by bain_online · · Score: 3, Informative

    I over heard in the local telecom office here in Pune, India there will be no more printed directory here either. The last one we got is three years old.
    BTW the directories in Indian cities were distributed only by the Monopoly telecom BSNL and its Big cities cousin MTNL. With rise of private players in wired as well as the exploded mobile segment in India, the directories were not much of the use anyway. This just puts the death nail in them.

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  6. I used to get obnoxious quantities of phone books. by pecosdave · · Score: 5, Informative

    At my last rent house local telco's were in competition with each other to have the "defacto" phone book. When stacked together the phone books I got in a 1 year period were 2 ft tall. The phone companies kept trying to 1 up each other. I never actually used one of them - except one of them had a nice local map tucked in the front. I pulled it out, circled where I lived for someone who was going to visit later and handed it over.

    Why should I have to pay for trash pickup if they do free trash delivery?

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  7. People still use land lines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm under 30 and the only people I know with a landline (who would be listed in the phone book) are my parents and other older relatives. What exactly is the use case for the white pages anyway? You meet somebody, know their name but not their number, so you look it up and call them? Seems a little stalker-like to me... I usually ask for the number first.

    1. Re:People still use land lines? by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Cell phone numbers often aren't listed in phone directories. To make matters worse, many people frequently change cell phone numbers, especially those with pre-paid phones; when the service expires so does the phone number (even if it was "ported", which comes as a nasty surprise for some).

      Ron

    2. Re:People still use land lines? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm over 50, and the damned phone books haven't been much use for several years anyway. When Ma Bell and AT&T were the only people who published phone books, I could navigate them quickly and easily. Then half a dozen different companies started publishing them, all in slightly different formats. Then, a separate book for the yellow pages became the norm, meaning I had to keep up with yet another phone book. Then, each publisher decided that I really wanted to see a different set of cities listed in my directory, "helpfully" eliminating listings from cities or towns that routinely did business in.

      I have relied on online directories for at least 5 years now, because the physical phone book is worthless!

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    3. Re:People still use land lines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You meet somebody, know their name but not their number, so you look it up and call them? Seems a little stalker-like to me... I usually ask for the number first.

      Uh, to look up the name of a local business you know that you want to call for an inquiry but don't know their number? There's also nothing 'stalker-like' about looking up the number of a person you probably have not met, like for returning their lost property (wallet or whatever) or runaway pets to them or many other scenarios like this. There'd be no way for you to otherwise ask them for their number. How did you deal with these situations without using any kind of white pages, printed or online?

      Also landlines will always work in case of power outage (good luck if your cell phone battery dies), are cheaper (cell phone plans in Canada are still ripoffs), and will not have issues routing calls to long distance numbers, which I have had happen to my on my cellphone in the past. It's always good to have both.

    4. Re:People still use land lines? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      It costs money to receive a cell call. If I want you to have my phone number, I'll give it to you.

      I think published directories should be an opt-in service.

    5. Re:People still use land lines? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It costs money to receive a cell call

      Only in the USA. Pretty much everywhere else in the world, it costs money to make a call, doesn't to receive it. Mobile phone numbers have their own prefix (rather than a geographic one, which doesn't make sense for a phone that can work anywhere in the world), so you know that it will be billed as a call to a mobile, rather than a call to a landline.

      Most mobile phone companies charge the same amount for calls to mobiles as for calls to landlines, and make calls to their own network cheaper than calls to landlines, so it's often less expensive to call a mobile from a mobile than from a landline. In addition, for low-volume users, you can get a mobile with no fixed monthly fee. The amount I spend on calls with my mobile is less than half of the line rental for a landline (which doesn't include any calls).

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    6. Re:People still use land lines? by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      It costs money to receive a cell call. If I want you to have my phone number, I'll give it to you.

      Do you pay to receive you mail as well, I thought that went out in the 1800's

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    7. Re:People still use land lines? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Do you pay to receive you mail as well, I thought that went out in the 1800's

      Luckily, USA telcos aren't in charge of the snail mail, or we WOULD be charged for incoming. :P

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    8. Re:People still use land lines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It costs money to receive a cell call

      Only in the USA. ...

      FAIL... Canada also

    9. Re:People still use land lines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in the USA. Pretty much everywhere else in the world, it costs money to make a call, doesn't to receive it.

      Actually, Canada is the same way. They tried caller-pays back when cell phones were new here. The market overwhelmingly rejected it:

      "You want ME to pay extra to call YOU, on your cell phone? Get a real phone, you yuppie bastard! I'm not going to pay extra to talk to you."

      Most mobile phone companies charge the same amount for calls to mobiles as for calls to landlines, and make calls to their own network cheaper than calls to landlines, so it's often less expensive to call a mobile from a mobile than from a landline.

      Yes, and you get weird distortions like it cost ME less to call my friend in Australia, on her mobile, than it costs her mother, IN THE SAME CITY (Sydney) to call her on her mobile. My call crosses the ENTIRE PACIFIC OCEAN, and it's still cheaper.

      The amount I spend on calls with my mobile is less than half of the line rental for a landline (which doesn't include any calls).

      Your landline doesn't have unlimited calls? What kind of crappy landline is that?

    10. Re:People still use land lines? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      the physical phone book is worthless!

      I wouldn't say they are worthless. The 4 to 8 of them I get a year make wonderful backstops for BB gun targets in the basement. After they no longer stop a BB they make excellent fire-starters when I go camping

      The physical book may be worthless as a directory but it still has other uses

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    11. Re:People still use land lines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Swiss telephone directories had me stumped decades ago, and they're still the same. Our local canton telephone book is typical - it covers hundreds of little townships (called communes) that are all in our canton, as well as anything we class as a city (e.g. Fribourg). Fine so far, but each little bumfuck commune is listed in alphabetical order, and the residents within that sorting. Which means that the telephone book is completely frigging useless if I want to look up a phone number for someone whose name I know, but address (and therefore township) I do not know.

      The online version doesn't require an address or township for its search facility. I can't imagine how anyone without the 'net even manages to get by... but they have, for years. Then again, Swiss people can quite parochial at times, so maybe it simply reflects that... any other Swiss slashdotters got any inside background on this business... ?

    12. Re:People still use land lines? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Also landlines will always work in case of power outage

      No they won't. When tornados tore through my neighborhood in 2006, landlines didn't work for weeks (my power was out for a week), but my cell phone never stopped working. I charged it up at my office, and they do make chargers that will plug into your car's 12 volt supply.

      are cheaper

      Not for me; almost all my family is a long distance call away. I pay $50 per month for my cell, it would be at least triple that with a landline. As it is, I can call my mom and talk for an hour, but if she calls me it has to be short -- she has a landline, and long distance charges are by the minute.

    13. Re:People still use land lines? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Land lines have a number of advantages over cell phones. For one, I can have one land line that anybody in the house can answer from any of about a half dozen extensions that I have in the house. With a cell phone, you have to lug it with you in order to answer it, but with a land line, there is an extension in most every room that I am likely to answer a phone in. I don't know about other people, but when I get home, the cell phone comes off the belt clip (in fact, the belt usually comes off and I put on some shorts), and I usually ignore the cell phone until the next morning.
      Another advantage with land lines is that if you are trying to reach someone at home, you can just ring the number. You don't have to try to guess which one of your family members might be home and then call their cell phone.
      Another advantage of a land line is that cell phones are unnecessarily expensive. For the cost of one cell phone, I could have two land lines.Yet I have 7 people in my household. I could get 1 landline for the cost of 1/14th of the amount of cell phones required to meet the need.
      Another advantage of the land line is that the batteries don't die.
      Another advantage is that nobody can text you on a landline.
      Another advantage is that when people illegally call your phone number which is also on the do-not-call list, on your landline it only costs you your patience and not actual minutes of use like it does when they illegally call you cell phone number.

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    14. Re:People still use land lines? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Generally here in the US calls in network are free, calls to anyone on nights and weekends are free. On some plans calls to all mobiles are free or calls to a fixed list of numbers.

      Any other time you are on your phone, it uses minutes. There are generally a fixed number of minutes included in your plan.

      With a landline local calls and all incoming calls are free. Long distance calls are charged by the minute.

    15. Re:People still use land lines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      landlines will always work in case of power outage

      Uh, only if you have a UPS... How many landlines these days are actually cordless phones that have a base station plugged into the mains?

  8. Grandma's Future by Tauto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look up phone numbers on the Internet? " Actually, yes. It goes something like this: Grandma calls her favorite grandson; Grandma: Hey Dick, this is your grandma. Can you look up a number for me? Grandson: Sure, Grandma. What d'ya need? Oh, by the way, I can also bring you my old computer. That way you not only save a tree, but help me recycle my old hardware. Can you see where we're going yet?

    1. Re:Grandma's Future by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get Grandma an iPad with a white pages app. That way she'll thank you for not being a cheap fuck trying to pawn off your 3rd rate, 10 year old massive desktop computer with a 50 ton CRT she can't hope to move without a crane on her while indoctrinating her in the ways of Linux as if she cared or understood and she might actually leave you in her will.

    2. Re:Grandma's Future by thoughtspace · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And Grandma will correctly reply:
      "Why do I have to wait 1 minute for this thing to start to get one phone number?"
      "Why are you still here hours later setting this up?"
      "WTF is all this other stuff"
      "How long do I have to wait for the internet thing to be connected to my house?"
      "Why couldn't you just solve the problem and look up the number in the first place?"
      "F%$k off Dick, I'll just call Aunt June to get the number."

    3. Re:Grandma's Future by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      My grandparents are all dead. So what now?

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    4. Re:Grandma's Future by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Well if they are dead and are still receiving a printed telephone book that they will eventually come to miss, you might want to get a second opinion on that "dead" diagnosis, or else stock up on garlic(if you can find a provider, they aren't in the phone book anymore!)

    5. Re:Grandma's Future by Tauto · · Score: 1

      How could this apply, if they're dead? But, if there is a void in you life, consider a senior citizen center in your neighborhood. ...and adoption.

    6. Re:Grandma's Future by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      My grandparents are all dead. So what now?

      Look up your local necromancer in the Yellow Pages?

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    7. Re:Grandma's Future by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And stick grandma with the new third world AT&T data plans? I love my grandma you insensitive clod.

    8. Re:Grandma's Future by maxume · · Score: 1

      Now you can stop worrying about their telecommunications needs.

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    9. Re:Grandma's Future by couchslug · · Score: 1

      She could also call the operator for information, which predated print phone books.

      This avoids diggin' under the pile of Depends for the phone book. (I'm old, so I can crack on old fuckers. They'll get over it.)

      --
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    10. Re:Grandma's Future by dotgain · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you're not bitter, or anything.

    11. Re:Grandma's Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely scenario:
      "Hi, I need a phone book"
      "No problem ma'am!"

      Doesn't seem so disrespectful towards the elderly anymore, does it?

    12. Re:Grandma's Future by TreyGeek · · Score: 1

      And Grandma will correctly reply: "WTF is all this other stuff" "F%$k off Dick, I'll just call Aunt June to get the number."

      Damn... Grandma has really developed a potty mouth lately.

    13. Re:Grandma's Future by operagost · · Score: 1

      Your grandma is edgy!

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    14. Re:Grandma's Future by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Interesting thing on that, I gifted my grandmother her first computer in 1997(she's been on the net since 1998). By 1998 she was proficient at doing what she wanted to do. In 2002 she decided that the current computer was too slow(it was a 486 and had been my sisters, and my fathers), so I built her a really nice shiny-new one. Where she lives, there was no broadband, it was the same for her in Florida when she travelled down there in the winter. In 2007, she was finally able to get cable broadband(20/1 service). She got to experience the beauty of the internet archive, and watching documentaries that they didn't show in Canada, while in the US. She promptly cancelled her satellite and TV service there and just went with internet. 2009 rolled around her other place still no broadband. This year she was able to get broadband here at her house in Canada(2/512 wireless).

      I think it took me oh, 6mo to get her proficient at using a computer. The easiest way? Turn on solitaire, show her how it works and say "have fun." It's the game most grandmas play when they get bored. Also any puzzle game is just really great, she loved the old Pandora's Box by MS. And when she had problems, I told her to call. Of course out of this generation it's more likely to be something tech oriented in 30-60 years.

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  9. I don't know about you guys, by arcite · · Score: 1

    But the first thing I do when I need to email someone is dust off and flip open the big ten pound thousand page tissue-paper thin book and start flipping!

    1. Re:I don't know about you guys, by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Agreed those city sized directories make no sense. In small towns of 50k pop or less there is still a use for phone books.

  10. Futon Support by scout-247 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am currently using mine to support my futon, the middle leg snapped, and the support bar is bent so this book sits below to prevent the bar from bending further.

    1. Re:Futon Support by lordharsha · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the idea. I have a similar problem and I've been debating whether to buy a new bed. This is a much better.

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    2. Re:Futon Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm why didn't I think of that. I was using my old Sparcstation LX until I went and got a new bed.

  11. That wouldn't be better by Rix · · Score: 5, Informative

    What they're doing now still lets grandma get one every year, she just has to ask for it. They're just not delivering on directly to everyone else's recycling box anymore.

    1. Re:That wouldn't be better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If only I had that option...

      This year when we got the usual pallet of phone-books delivered to the building we out of spite built a little hut out of them using duct-tape :-p
      Alas I did not have a functioning camera phone at the time or I would have posted pictures of our awesome construction...

      (we did wait 2 weeks for people to get the book if they wanted it, we played with the leftovers :-p)

    2. Re:That wouldn't be better by Hadlock · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had to physically wrestle the phone book delivery guy to the ground and beat him senseless with my unwanted phonebook before he would take it back. I got a knock on my door from my neighbor the next morning saying they'd delivered two to his door. :shakes fist at phone book gods:

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    3. Re:That wouldn't be better by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      I laughed when I read this. I would guess they get paid by phone book delivered. Your 'refusal' would mean they would have to deliver and take it back (twice as much work for no pay).

      But in all seriousness, my telephone provide (Shaw) here in Canada offers free 411. If my phone company decided NOT to provide me with a phone book AND STILL charged me for 411 calls I'm not sure I'd be happy. I'm guessing, however, that will be the norm - 411 calls are still chargeable with most phone providers here.

      As it is, I cannot remember the last time I used a phone book to look up a number - excluding businesses. I think this is a good step.

    4. Re:That wouldn't be better by Walzmyn · · Score: 1

      Atlanta's been like this for years.
      You can get paper or cd (with pdfs) by request but the default is to use the 'net.

    5. Re:That wouldn't be better by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      In Britain, I go to wap.thephonebook.com , type in who I am looking for, then tap on the resulting phone number to dial it. Much better than paying several pounds to someone in India who can barely speak English to try and find the number for me.

    6. Re:That wouldn't be better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You are correct. I actually did this in College. You got paid for each book delivered and to make sure it was done the printing company did spot checks across the city. If your delivery area was checked and they denied getting their book then you were held liable for breach of contract. They threatened 3x what you were paid, but never knew if that ever happened.

  12. All that wasted paper by enoz · · Score: 1

    I only see the "phonebook" sized directories used to prop open doors or as monitor stands.

    OTOH the "paperback" sized directories are useful for carrying in cars or keeping on a handy shelf.

  13. The new phone book's here! by PatPending · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dang. I'm gonna miss this annual event:

    Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

    Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.

    Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

    [the Sniper points to Navin's name in the phone book]

    Sniper: Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical bastard.

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    1. Re:The new phone book's here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

      Of course, just see how things picked up for all the people with "Connor, J." in the book.

    2. Re:The new phone book's here! by Combatso · · Score: 1

      Jerk!

    3. Re:The new phone book's here! by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Our office actually got quite excited about the phone book for 3 years in a row. There was a listing for Jablomie, Heywood -- we wanted to see long it would take the phone company to purge it.

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    4. Re:The new phone book's here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's shooting these cans!

      Or something to that effect - that scene was hilarious.

  14. What will I use for kindling in my woodstove? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What will I use for kindling in my woodstove?
    A few Yellow Pages (we get ~3 per year) last me all winter for kindling in the woodstove. A few pages twisted up, work very nicely.

  15. Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look... by Tanuki64 · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...up phone numbers on the Internet? Of course. Everyone's grandma is knowledgeable enough to be asked when it comes to internet legislation. Want to introduce new sorts of internet censorship? New data retention laws? Do a poll in some home for old people. Result? 90% 'of course we need to regulate the evil internet'. So I expect everyone's grandma to be able to look up numbers on the internet.

    1. Re:Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone's grandma is knowledgeable enough to be asked when it comes to internet legislation. Want to introduce new sorts of internet censorship? New data retention laws? Do a poll in some home for old people. Result? 90% 'of course we need to regulate the evil internet'.

      Ugh. Do you really think like this? Please get out and talk to people, even old people. It'll do you good. They're like us except they've been around longer. Seriously, your post is probably the most disturbing thing I've ever read on Slashdot. If it was a troll then well done but if not then ugh.

    2. Re:Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look... by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      ...up phone numbers on the Internet?

      Of course. Everyone's grandma is knowledgeable enough to be asked when it comes to internet legislation. Want to introduce new sorts of internet censorship? New data retention laws? Do a poll in some home for old people. Result? 90% 'of course we need to regulate the evil internet'.

      So I expect everyone's grandma to be able to look up numbers on the internet.

      Okay, even if we didn't bother to read the fine article and find out that anyone who wants one can simply request one...

      Ask yourself how often septuagenarians and up need to look up new numbers. Their friends and family are either static or capable of telling Grandma when their numbers change. A little cheat-sheet beside the phone suffices nicely. The commercial Yellow pages are still being printed and delivered as they're paid for by advertisement. Even if that wasn't the case, again, how often does someone elderly need or even want to look up something new to call? Once they've got a cheat-sheet of their favorite plumber, roofer, landscaper, pest removal expert, pizza place, TV repair guy, they're pretty much set for life... such as it is.

      It's the young who are more likely to develop sudden needs for commercial contacts they've never had before. "Holy crap, my roof is leaking. I guess I need to find a roofer." Two text messages later they've got a reference from a friend AND a number.

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    3. Re:Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Do a poll in some home for old people. Result? 90% 'of course we need to regulate the evil internet'. So I expect everyone's grandma to be able to look up numbers on the internet.

      I've seen the stereotype you're talking about. I've also seen my next door neighbor, in her late 80s, sign up for Facebook and Twitter because it "looks pretty neat-o!". She's on her 4th laptop in 8 years because they seem to get bounced around when she and her husband fly to Hawaii for their twice-a-year multi-month stay at their condo.

      You're thinking of old people as tapioca-droolers parked in front of Matlock. I think of old people as the wealthy, active travelers who spend more recreational time on the Internet than I do.

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  16. One book per phone line :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it will be a very nice thing to stop receiving phonebook at home/office. It a waste of paper. At office, we have 18 lines, so we receive a phonebook per line. I remember few years ago, I had 100 analog lines (for an ISP) and receive 100 phonebook... excellent to start a fire.

  17. About time! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    I've been complaining to them about this by email - I don't want your stupid phone book, or your yellow pages!!!

    They go into the recycling bin, unopen.

    Why should my municipality have to pay to recycle that crap?

    1. Re:About time! by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      5 million trees are used to print the US phone book, the stuff costs a fortune and it has to go the way of the newspapers and dodos.

      http://www.banthephonebook.org/

    2. Re:About time! by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1

      i completely agree.

      i found your post by searching for 'about time' on this page.

      it is a disgrace and a shame the enormous amount of resources we waste on this, year after year.

    3. Re:About time! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Add to the trees the additional transportation and delivery costs - those suckers are heavy!

      There are people who have phoned the teleco and told them to come pick up their litter - and made them do it! Littering (and just dumping an unsolicited phone book on the door stoop IS littering) can get them a fine.

    4. Re:About time! by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So join me the next time they deliver the yellow pages to "inform" YP advertisers - it's a waste, and the yellow pages reps lie (I've dealt with them).

    5. Re:About time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL - yeah ... great informational source. Sponsored by an online white page directory. THE TRUTH - no trees are cut down for any phonebook. The industry only uses waste from the lumber industry that would be burned anyway and recycled fiber. That's it. Opt out if you don't want one: http://www.yellowpagesgoesgreen.org/stop-yellow-pages/

  18. Directory Assistance... by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 0

    Grandma can use that, once a year. The print is too small anyways for her. Of course she actually thinks there is a lady in her phone who answers her calls and gives her messages anyways. (Actually true about the lady in the phone and my Gran, I won't even try to explain about her and ATMs)

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    1. Re:Directory Assistance... by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "(Actually true about the lady in the phone and my Gran, I won't even try to explain about her and ATMs)"

      Either that or you are gullible and she likes to fuck with you.

      I've known quite a few older people. They all play the old card and pretend to forget things or that they don't know how to do things to get other to do them. If they don't like the current conversation they will inject a whole new conversation or pretend they can't hear and people dismiss it as senile old grandma.

  19. Re:Do we? We do. by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

    Why do we act like grandma's are so stupid?

    Really, with the way this summary reads, do we even believe grandma could read the phonebook?

    What is easier: 1) typing someones name and having the results appear right away, or 2) flipping through the thousands of pages until you get to the right letter?

  20. Germany already has this by drago · · Score: 5, Informative

    They're doing a similar kind of thing here in Germany for some years already, you only get a postcard telling you there's a new phonebook and yellowpages available and where to get it. If you want one, you can collect any number you need at the next post office, certain gas stations and in bigger cities at the central railroad station.

    1. Re:Germany already has this by kangsterizer · · Score: 1

      i'm in germany, never asked for it yet i get the phonebook anyway =/
      i also get a zillion adverts.. and ofc theres a trash next to the mailbox.. where all adverts of everyone go.
      sometimes they just live the pile of ads still wrapped in plastic and ppl trash the whole thing

      yay for environment.

    2. Re:Germany already has this by RichiH · · Score: 1

      The nice thing is that they put recycling bins right next to the new phone books. That way, you can get rid of the large-format books easily, as well.

    3. Re:Germany already has this by severoon · · Score: 1

      Yea, just put 'em out like free papers. It's the same thing, they're ad supported just like the free papers. They should be delivered the same way.

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  21. California tried this but the telco's blocked it by vilain · · Score: 2, Informative

    A state legislator introduced a bill to require telcos to change "receives a phone book" from "yes" to "must request it". By the time it came up for a vote, some of those who'd previously supported the bill now were against it--even one of the bill's authors. Yellow Pages advertising is big business here in the US. Regional telcos are grabbing at anything they can to "monetize" and the ad revenue in phone books was a cash cow. I get a "real" phone book published by the telco and one that's purely ad driven that I toss into recycling straightaway. Once the Greens start slapping these senators at the ballot box, stuff like the phone book "opt-in" thing is going to have to go from city to city. Palo Alto and some neighboring cities have already banned plastic grocery bags, styrofoam cups, and containers. Telling the local phone company that they have to ask each of their Palo Alto customers if they want a phone book is just another issue. Unfortunately, yelling at a city councilman at a council meeting for caving to a lobbyist is easier than at a state senator at a local town hall meeting. And it gets more press.

  22. Re:I used to get obnoxious quantities of phone boo by richmatchmaking.com · · Score: 1

    You are right!

  23. Older people and smudgy printing by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    For grandma, the printed books are useless - she needs a magnifying glass to RTSFP (Read The Smudgy Fine Print).

    We're all getting older.

    Which is more effective?

    1. A Yellow Pages ad saying "Buy our cosmetics to look better", or
    2. An online ad saying "Buy our cosmetics or you'll look like this!

    12 advantages of the Internet over the Yellow Pages

    1. Blind people can use a screen reader.
    2. You can change the content in a few minutes, instead of every year.
    3. You can offer specials on a day-to-day, IP, or other basis
    4. You can add new content
    5. You can make it interactive
    6. Show what you're talking about in more detail
    7. Color is free, instead of extra
    8. Sound - simply not possible with the Yellow Pages
    9. The user can make it bigger if their eyesight is bad
    10. You're only paying for the people who look at it - not everyone in the city, most of who will just throw it out.
    11. Metrics - you can count how many people saw it
    12. Feedback - people are more likely to send an email than make a phone call, wait on hold, etc. - especially at night, weekends, and holidays.

    The Yellow Pages are as obsolete as that old ColecoVision.

    1. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Advantage of the Yellow Pages over the internet

      1. Sometimes you can't get a signal or connect and need a number.

      2. Yellow pages don't crash.

    2. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by quadrox · · Score: 1

      Then offer a download of the directory, so paranoid users like you (nothing wrong with that - I just wouldn't bother) can download a copy for those emergencies.

      Ok, so the power might be gone or your computer is crashed - but should we really waste a whole lot of paper, ink and money on printing information that is 99.9% useless to most people? Just go to your neighbour/whoever and get help there.

      Maybe we can even keep a dead-tree version at the local library or something like that. But don't send me your stupid phone books, I don't know what to do with them.

    3. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      12 Disadvantages of an Internet connected PC over a Traditional Phone Book for your Grandma:

      1. The phone book doesn't require power.
          a. This has other advantages beyond the obvious "save the electricity bill". Nobody in history has ever tripped over the phone book's power cable.
      2. The phone book can't crash.
      3. It's vanishingly unlikely that the normal, day-to-day use of the phone book will result in some scrote in Russia gaining access to her phone book. And even if it did, the only information in there is publicly available anyway.
      4. The phone book doesn't take 2 minutes to start up.
      5. The phone book doesn't occasionally - and for no reason that is apparent to your gran - pop up unintelligible messages.
      6. It's very familiar technology.
      7. It's easy for your gran to tell the difference between an advert and a normal listing in the phone book.
      8. Why does gran care that some random stranger knows what numbers she's looking up? Hell, it's quite likely she strongly dislikes the idea.
      9. Making the text bigger can be accomplished using this amazing piece of technology called a magnifying glass. It's intuitive, it doesn't require significant training to learn and you don't have to memorise some obscure key combination to make it happen.
      10. The phone book doesn't add £15/month to your phone bill. (No idea how much a basic DSL service would cost in the US)
      11. If you're not quite sure of the spelling of someone's name but know the first few letters are correct it's fairly easy to find what you're looking for in the phone book. I've yet to see an internet-based telephone directory which allows you to browse based on the first few letters (though I'm happy to be proven wrong).
      12. I've never yet seen a telephone book that required a friendly neighbour to perform routine maintenance - nor a phone book which never quite worked properly after it transpired that the friendly neighbour didn't know as much as they claimed.

      (To be fair, most of these arguments are probably more applicable to a generation that is rapidly becoming great-grandmothers and dying out, not necessarily in that order).

    4. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      They also come in handy when you need to change the light bulb in that high fixture. Grandmas tend to be a bit short.

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    5. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      If you can find a phone anywhere that doesn't have at least a wap browser, please send me a link.

    6. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I'll do better than that, I'll show you an entire range of them and a company that sells little else:

      http://www.matobshop.co.uk/

    7. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      If you can't get a signal, you're mot going to be making a phone call, are you?

      Oh wait - you're great-grandma - stuck in the time of land lines.

      I didn't know you were still alive - I hope you're not too pissed off that we buried you years ago. Maybe you can use the Yellow Pages to order a pizza while we decide if we want to dig you up.

    8. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Take the following with a grain of salt :-)

      > The phone book doesn't require power. a. This has other advantages beyond the obvious "save the electricity bill". Nobody in history has ever tripped over the phone book's power cable.

      [X] The phone book requires power to read when you really need it. Backed-up toilets don't just happen during daylight.
      [X] Granny got a hernia lifting the phonebook, you insensitive clod!

      Telephone books used as police torture devices: On a more serious note, a couple of heavy phone books was a preferred police interrogation method. Phone book on desk, head sideways on phone book, second phone book on top, then WHAM. No marks. Lots of teens, as well as adults, got "the telephone book treatment." The result is painful, and repeated abuses of this sort led to the disbanding of police station 10 in Montreal.

      > The phone book can't crash.

      [X] Sure it can. Spill coffee on it and it's worse than spilling coffee on your keyboard. It ruins your data.

      > It's vanishingly unlikely that the normal, day-to-day use of the phone book will result in some scrote in Russia gaining access to her phone book. And even if it did, the only information in there is publicly available anyway.

      [X] I run linux, you insensitive clod!

      > The phone book doesn't take 2 minutes to start up.

      [X] Neither does a cell phone with a browser. And the cell phone weighs a LOT less.

      > The phone book doesn't occasionally - and for no reason that is apparent to your gran - pop up unintelligible messages.

      [X] I run linux, you insensitive clod!

      [X] grnmda is dead, (at least I *hope* she's dead - otherwise she's really going to be pissed off because we buried her), you insensitive clod!

      > It's very familiar technology.

      > It's easy for your gran to tell the difference between an advert and a normal listing in the phone book.

      [X] Because they come in two different books? That's pretty obvious.

      [X] Granny can't check to tell if its a legit ad or from a fly-by-night just with the phone book.

      > Why does gran care that some random stranger knows what numbers she's looking up? Hell, it's quite likely she strongly dislikes the idea.

      [X] grannies can use scroogle too, you insensitive clod!

      > Making the text bigger can be accomplished using this amazing piece of technology called a magnifying glass. It's intuitive, it doesn't require significant training to learn and you don't have to memorise some obscure key combination to make it happen.

      [x] Try to use a magnifying glass to read fine print, especially if you're old, cataracts, or hand tremors, you insensitive clod!

      [X] Granny has alzheimers and can't remember wtf she put the magnifying glass, you insensitive clod!

      > The phone book doesn't add £15/month to your phone bill. (No idea how much a basic DSL service would cost in the US)

      [X] Granny can use the internet for more than just looking up phone numbers, you insensitive clod!

      > If you're not quite sure of the spelling of someone's name but know the first few letters are correct it's fairly easy to find what you're looking for in the phone book. I've yet to see an internet-based telephone directory which allows you to browse based on the first few letters (though I'm happy to be proven wrong).

      [X] You haven't tried, you insensitive clode!

      Seriously, they do searches on just the first few letters. Try it.

      > I've never yet seen a telephone book that required a friendly neighbour to perform routine maintenance - nor a phone book which never quite worked properly after it transpired that the friendly neighbour didn't know as much as they claimed.

      [X] I run linux, you insensitive clod!

      Also, the phone book requires a complete re-format and re-install every year, unlike linux :-)

    9. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you can find a phone anywhere that doesn't have at least a wap browser..."

      What is a wap browser?

      Never heard the term before....?

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    10. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      wap = Wireless Application Protocol. A means of transmitting web pages written in wml - Wireless markup language to small handheld devices, and to desktop web browsers that support it, such as Opera.

      It has now largely been replaced with phones that support full blown html.

      The most popular wap site in Britain, and almost the only one, is Transport for London. The only other ones I'm aware of are National Rail, The Phone Book, and Yell (Yellow Pages).

    11. Re:Older people and smudgy printing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, to be quite fair... I don't think tripping over the power cable should be a problem if when you're setting it up for gran the first time, you make sure and set it up against the wall and not say... On the coffee table, with the power cord hanging across the floor? Point being that at the very least /that/ point is fairly invalid or at least easily avoided.

  24. Can't justify cutting down old growth forests by presidenteloco · · Score: 0

    to make telephone books (or newspapers for that matter),
    now that we have the perfectly good Interweb (and ipads).

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  25. It's about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We haven't used our white or yellow phone books in years. I'm sure we're not alone.

    1. Re:It's about time by dotgain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In New Zealand we use the printed Yellow Pages all the time, because the website sucks so much. First hit for 'cafe' in (my area) was a vineyard that was 42km away.

  26. Ring Ring... Pick up the clue phone by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look up phone numbers on the Internet?

    Of course not, they expect them to call 411 and find out the number for $1.45 per request, rather than look it up in the phone book for free. It's what the pointy-haired phone company execs would call "monetizing informational resources". Yeah, there are free 411 services like Google's but many people don't even realize these services exist.

    1. Re:Ring Ring... Pick up the clue phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could simply call their (grand)son/daughter and simply ask them for a favor. Not everyone out there is a complete cold-hearted dick when it comes to their elders.

    2. Re:Ring Ring... Pick up the clue phone by fyoder · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not everyone out there is a complete cold-hearted dick when it comes to their elders

      Especially when there's a chance one might be remembered in their will.

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    3. Re:Ring Ring... Pick up the clue phone by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a quandary. Let's see. I'm the guy in charge of the company that's going to print a Yellow Pages and send it to every house. I've decided to no longer send a White Pages to every house, but I want people to be able to contact me to ask for one.

      What to do?

      Um... I could... maybe print the number on the front of the Yellow Pages?

      Just a thought.

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    4. Re:Ring Ring... Pick up the clue phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do we now expect everyone's grandma to look up phone numbers on the Internet?

      Of course not, they expect them to call 411 and find out the number for $1.45 per request, rather than look it up in the phone book for free. It's what the pointy-haired phone company execs would call "monetizing informational resources". Yeah, there are free 411 services like Google's but many people don't even realize these services exist.

      But, of course, to make up for that, the phone companies will now pass the savings from eliminating the phone book on to the customer through lowered rates!

      I mean, if they were introducing a phone book, they'd pass the cost on to us. Obviously they're going to pass the savings on to us as well. Right?

  27. 4 or so, so far this year. by Shag · · Score: 1

    I have "naked DSL" with no dialtone at my house, so of course I get:
    1. The telephone company's official phone book (which isn't actually produced by the telephone company, and hasn't been for years, and is so full of errors that the telephone company is forced to send a letter-to-the-editor of the local paper explaining that it's not their fault)
    2. The paperback-sized one that's just for my side of the county, also from the telephone company.
    3. Some unofficial book from some other publisher
    4. Another copy of the same unofficial book stuffed into my tiny post office box.

    And the office gets some huge number of all of the above, and an email goes out to everyone saying "new phone books are here! come get one if you want, and please put your old one in the next pile over for recycling."

    So... I have been taking my old phone books and the new phone books to work, and putting them in the pile for recycling. Sure, it makes my bike heavier on the uphill commute to work, but hey, burn more calories, get rid of phone books, it's a win-win. :)

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    1. Re:4 or so, so far this year. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      I tried to get "naked DSL" there. Verizon claimed repeatedly I wasn't in a DSL coverage area, despite my land lady having access at that house before she moved out. I finally ordered a phone line, then about a month later asked for DSL. What do you know! I was in a DSL area! Of course every time it rained the DSL went up and down for about a day - then Hurricane Ike hit. That was the end of that.

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  28. Re:Do we? We do. by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Because we all have them and know their technical capabilities. Grandmas have enough trouble using the phone, let alone handling tasks like left click and right click, understanding a web browser, the internet etc.

    I've met some older women have no trouble with any of these things. I haven't met an 80yr old power user yet but I've met 70 yr olds who can browse alongside their grandchildren. Sadly, in the real world this is the exception and not the norm.

    It isn't really about intellect. The elderly are afraid of change and for them digital interaction is change.

  29. Been like this for years in Norway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been like this in Norway for years.

  30. You make a good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    point.

  31. The next week... by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

    "Hi Dick, it's your Grandma. Cann you look up a number for me? Yes I know you gave me that computer-ma-jig to do it for me, but that's the problem you see. It broke and I need the number for a repair man"

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  32. Re: Same by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    It's not though.

    I have seen some weird regional hybrid books with "selected" numbers. I can live with four complete phonebooks. Those "Selected" thingies are distracting.

    But weren't the Telcos whining about 5 years ago "it's copyrighted"?

    I'd LIKE a list in a parseable(sp?) format.

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  33. Cage liner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For years now, the shredded White Pages have lined my Royal Python's tank and the Yellow Pages weighted down the lid. How dare they take away my free pet accessories!

  34. How to request the new one? by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1

    Apparently the phone company will still send you a printed phone book if you call them and ask, How are the people without Internet, and now, without a phone book, supposed to find out what their number is?

    1. Re:How to request the new one? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      How are the people without Internet, and now, without a phone book, supposed to find out what their number is?

      If you don't have internet access, you're not paying your bills on line. So the phone company mails you a sliver of dead tree every month with information about what you owe printed on it. Customer service phone numbers and other information are also included -- I presume this would also include a message like "We are no longer delivering phone books unless you ask for them; call 410-555-BOOK to request your doorstop."

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  35. Re:Do we? We do. by couchslug · · Score: 1

    No, for the FEW they need they can fucking call Information.
    BTW if they are too old to use a PC they probably can't read the phone book.

    I'm old, I adapted, so can they.
    It's cruel not to wean people, and if you don't, more people latch onto the same teat.

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  36. For that matter by smchris · · Score: 1

    Since I usually use the back door, and the front door is for taking out the trash, the last Yellow Pages I got never made it out of its plastic.

    By all means, print a few white pages and give grandma the comfort on request but I've been wondering about this for years.

  37. Re: Same by icebraining · · Score: 1

    The Portuguese "pages" don't offer an API, but they use Javascript as a templating language, so if you check the html, there's a nice JSON list with the results, all with nice tags.

  38. Whats the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have reduced the font size so much that grandma needs a magnifying glass to read it... but it saved 10% on paper costs.

    BTW, 411 automated speech systems and even the operators don't replace the ability of a person with a book to look up a number. The internet white pages and "fine a person" sites still don't provide the coverage of the phone book itself.

    IMHO

    1. Re:Whats the point... by lxs · · Score: 1

      "fine a person" sites, don't provide the same functionality as a phone book, but boy are they lucrative. Whenever I don't agree with someone I fine them $50.

  39. Free booster seat and threat to the family unit. by Anti+Cheat · · Score: 1

    The Phone Books for generations, have traditionally been the best booster seat ever invented for family get togethers around the dinner table. What will I do now for the Grand-kids to have them feel included at these important social gatherings. This is yet another threat to the stability of the family unit. :)

  40. Canada behind the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ATT has been doing this in large cities a year or two ago.

    In fact, where I live, ATT has announced that, since it received so few requests for directories, it will stop printing them altogether. (Never mind that the automated phone number where you were supposed to call to request printed directories was broken.)

  41. Problems with iPad for Grandma by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    1. Grandma doesn't have WiFi (or any internet) at home
    2. Grandma doesn't want to pay ATT 3G when she already pays for her olde landline.

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  42. Re:Do we? We do. by dotgain · · Score: 1

    Windows folk. Think yourself lucky he didn't diss the Mac one-button mouse in the same sentence as saying it's all-too-hard for Grandma.

  43. Re:Free booster seat and threat to the family unit by natehoy · · Score: 1

    Call the phone company and request 5-10 of them, so you have spares just in case.

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  44. My Grandma Doesn't Use The Phone Book by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Or the internet. She has her own personal phone book of handwritten names, addresses, and phone numbers. It also has all kinds of additional data that isn't in the white pages like birthdays and anniversaries. She updates it whenever someone moves, and she knows which people in that phone book know other numbers so if she needs a new number for someone she can get it easily.

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  45. I've wondered the same thing by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    For a long time I've been wondering "why do we need phone books?". Other than occasionally looking up the number of a business in the Yellow Pages, I have never used the phone book to find somebody's phone number (and I'm probably a lot older than the average Slashdot reader). I already know the phone numbers of my friends and relatives, so why do I need the numbers of a hundred thousand strangers? Then there's people with unlisted phone numbers and cell phones, none of which are listed in any phone book.

    Don't worry about Grandma, she has all the phone numbers she need written on bits of paper, stuck to the front of the refrigerator.

    1. Re:I've wondered the same thing by trigpoint · · Score: 1

      The residential phonebook has been a waste of time for a long time. The chances of finding the person you want is tiny, the majority have gone ex-directory (unlisted) to avoid marketing calls. If people want me to call them they give me their number they give it to me, usually mobile. The majority I know, myself included, would dump the landline tomorrow if it wasn't needed for the internet. When you compare the size of the phonebook now, compared to when I was growing up in the 70s, it is now tiny in comparison.

  46. landlines only by wwwillem · · Score: 1

    This is a very good step!! Phonebooks are useless already because they don't contain cellphone numbers. Not that I would suggest that those should be included.

    And grandma anyway can't find her reading glasses.... :-)

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  47. We get at least 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We get phone books delivered from at least 2 different companies. As well as a another one that's just yellow pages.

  48. Yellow Pages... the abyss of useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yellow pages is horrible online... I have a better chance finding companies without websites on google then I do finding anything on the yellow pages website.

  49. Re:Do we? We do. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Most people don't have their computers running 24/7, and it takes a minute to boot up. I can find a number in a phone book far faster than I can boot a computer and look it up there.

    And if you're looking at every page in the book, you have other problems as well. Of course, your misuse of the apostrophe in two instances (using it for a plural but not with a possessive) suggests to me that you may not have much experience with physical books, which may possibly be the problem here.

  50. I think list is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Ottawa-Gatineau, Montreal and Quebec City

    Quebec City no longer has an NHL franchise. They don't belong on the list.

    Unless Canadian phone companies are currently sending phonebooks to Denver.

  51. Online entries aren't up to date by Tridus · · Score: 1

    This would be fine and all, except there's no real online equivalent. Canada411.com is supposed to be the same thing, but it's got nowhere near the same listings as the printed phone book does.

    So in this case, it's not really just a change in how it's delivered. It's degradation of the quality of the available information.

    Until they fix that, I'll need to keep requesting the dead tree version. (Not to mention that version also works during a blackout when I need to call the power company and tell them there's a blackout.)

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  52. Re:Do we? We do. by Opie812 · · Score: 1

    "Why do we act like grandma's are so stupid?"

    You've obviously never met mine.

    Just kidding, Grams. You're the best.

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  53. Those books are useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use 'em for firestarter or toilet paper.

    1. Re:Those books are useful by baubo · · Score: 1

      and they are highly useful to printmakers -- you can clean your brushes on them and wipe down your work surface with them instead of buying paper towels or rags that you then just have to throw away.

  54. Yellow pages are becoming less useful by Trevin · · Score: 1

    Last week I got another edition of the yellow pages. Before tossing it out, I decided to look up a type of business I had been meaning to look up for a while. I found a single ad-style listing with no address. I tossed the book right out.

    This morning I tried looking up the same type of business on Google Maps. It found 344 results and pointed out a few of them on the map, one of which happens to be just a mile and a half from home.

    Looking things up on the Internet is not only more convenient, it's also more informative and apparently more comprehensive.

  55. When will this happen in Portland, OR? by Biljrat · · Score: 1

    I get 6 to 8 phone books a year from different local and long distance companies. The free compost is nice but it seems to be a rather wasteful way to deliver it.

  56. Cellphone numbers *should* be in the directory by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    I would like to have my mobile number listed in the directory, yet no such option exists at any price. This is absurd.

    1. Re:Cellphone numbers *should* be in the directory by am+2k · · Score: 1

      I would like to have my mobile number listed in the directory, yet no such option exists at any price. This is absurd.

      At any price? You could change your last name to your mobile number, then it'd be listed (as long as you also have a landline).

      Actually, people wouldn't even have to look it up when they already know your full name.

  57. The website? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Searches like that seem to work just fine up here in Canada. Mind you, I'd probably just look that up on my nuvi.

  58. Advertising delivered to your door by Curlsman · · Score: 1

    After working in Directory for several years, it's very clear that the phone company knows that they are selling advertising to just about every business with a phone number and delivering it to the door of millions of potential customers, and making a huge amount of money: only Wireline (what most people think of as The Phone Company) netted more and it took about ten times the number of people. The major successful effort is the categorization of businesses/products/services. As has been pointed out elsewhere here, reproducing the experience of the yellow pages online is very challenging, especially to an industry that historically thinks well managed change takes a decade to deploy and has a lifetime also measured in decades.

  59. they wont listen by jonespg · · Score: 1

    I have tried to get off these phone book distribtution lists for a long time. The delivery people don't use lists though; everyone gets one. In apartment complexes they dump a palet of the huge phone books and they do it semi-annually, if not more frequently. Their motivation is in the yellow pages - plain and simple advertisements. They make a a much higher profit on the book advertising than with online advertising. The only solution is to confront it by muicipality and require the bastards to use specific lists, giving residences opt-out capability.

  60. About Damn Time! by LikwidCirkel · · Score: 2, Informative

    As an apartment dweller, I've observed a monstrous pile of phone books get delivered to the mail room every year. It's always the same thing - after a few weeks, about 10% of the books are actually taken, and the rest get recycled. I'm very glad to see someone finally realize how ridiculous and wasteful this really is.

  61. Google 411 Re:Ring Ring... Pick up the clue phone by Xmastrspy · · Score: 1

    1-800-GOOG-411 its free and grandma can thing she is talking to a real person!

  62. Aww. by assertation · · Score: 1

    Why did you have to confuse the thread with facts?

    Maybe nobody will notice your comment.

  63. What happens if by assertation · · Score: 1

    What happens if the power goes out, so you can't look up a number on the internet?

    1. Re:What happens if by mrdtr · · Score: 1

      You'll have to call 411. But honestly how often does the power go out, and at the same time you have to call some unknown number? I know that I haven't experienced a power outage in many years. And what about cell phones, perhaps those will still be working during the power outage and you can look up the number online on it.

  64. My phone books always went straight to trash by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Ever since I had a phone in Canada (1995?), the phone books always went straight to the trash (well OK recycling bin). So they *finally* almost got the message. Almost, since they will still print the useless pages. Oh, well, what the hell.

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  65. Re:I used to get obnoxious quantities of phone boo by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "Why should I have to pay for trash pickup if they do free trash delivery?"

    You have to pay everytime they come to pick up your trash?!?!

    The city doesn't do that for free as a part of normal city services?

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  66. About freakin time. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Is there anything more useless than the phone book these days? Right about now, TV Guide is laughing at the phone book.

    If there was a way that I could opt out of getting that slab of dead tree dropped on my doorstep, I'd do it in a heartbeat. That thing weighs more than the computer that I can look up the same information on 100x faster and more accurately. Even if I did want the damn thing, there's nowhere to put it in my house, because it's so damn big. What am I supposed to do with that, throw it on the roof until I need it? Prop open a door?

    Yeah, I know, it's made of whatever% of recycled paper, and is 100% recycleable. Unfortunately, it's also 100% useless, and a 100% waste of energy to deliver it to me, and for me to drop it directly in the recycle bin, and the trash hauler to take it away.

    Thank $_DEITY they put them in those plastic bags to prevent them from getting wet while they moulder away on my porch though. I want them to be in pristine condition when I shitcan them. Hopefully I don't throw my back out lifting the fucker.

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  67. I agree we dont need the white pages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "white pages", asides from being offensive to minorities, is pretty much useless. But the yellow pages, ... I still consult those for local services. For example, Toronto is a BIG city, and the yellow pages are tailored to certain regions (ie: Central Toronto, East, West, North, etc) and I'd prefer to hire local for certain services (like say, a plumber). I could look online and hope they have kept up to date on this "new-fangled internetty thing" but ... meh.

  68. Re:I used to get obnoxious quantities of phone boo by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    Nope, most houses in the Houston area have to pay a trash company. Apartments have a contract for the residents, some home owners associations make it part of their dues, but a lot of homes are on their own.

    I know what you're talking about though. Where I grew up in Pecos it was just part of the water bill and was a lot easier to deal with.

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  69. what about carbon capture via phone-book schemes? by cerniagigante · · Score: 1

    atmosphere CO2 -> feeds trees -> feed paper plants -> feed phone-book production -> stored in houses/underground

  70. Good initiative by nabeelarkisdata · · Score: 1

    That will help to save a lot of money

  71. Affordable broadband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think in Canada (Ontario specifically) we need to first look at a deregulation of our broadband services. We have made a bit of ground with our cell companies now we need our cable companies & ISP's to go through the same deregulation process. Right now there are only 2 main options Rogers or Bell in most areas. Sure some can argue there are a few other smaller companies like Cogeco but they only support a small area. Once my grandma can start to look at bundled internet & VOIP options for a good price then she can comfortably stop getting her phone book. In many cases baby boomers and the older generations alike have little interest in computers.

    Key point here is that as many of these generations retire they will be on a fixed income so affordable solutions are key.