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  1. that's funny on Obama on Surveillance: "We Can and Must Be More Transparent" · · Score: 1

    They said it was raining today, but only my leg is wet....

  2. Alternatively... on Today Is International Day Against DRM · · Score: 4, Informative

    You could go to O'Reilly and celebrate by buying any of their 50% ebooks. It jumps to 60% if you're like me and load up your shopping cart like a madman whenever their stuff goes on sale...

  3. Re:another futurama? on Futurama Cancelled (Again) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cute Kid: Hubert (who was added explicitly as the annoying 'cute' kid.)

    Wedding: That's the last episode, according to the rag sheets

    Inexplicable actor replacement: WELSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ok, granted, it was a guest star, and was done only because James Doohan politely declined to do the Star Trek episode)

    So other than that you've got Jumping the Shark, which most folks would call the movies. I'd fine with the show either way. It had a nice run, even if the comedy central episodes didn't quite have that mind blowing awesomeness (which, who knows, maybe after a few years in reruns they'll develop.)

  4. Re:I can slack off anywhere on The Data That Drove Yahoo's Telecommuting Ban · · Score: 1

    Depends on your metric. If your metrics are based on your web proxy logs, code commits, ticket closures, or any other number of metrics, you're not even close to being a star.

    The fact that the articles says she "checked the VPN logs" leaves us very short on detail. If the VPN isn't doing split tunnel, and all of the outbound web traffic is showing the users are spending their days shopping on amazon and updating facebook, then I'd say she made a decent choice. We're not really sure. The data *we* have to analyze her decision is sparse at best.

    Overall, Yahoo needs to change. There is literally nothing that I'd call them "great" at. They are the Chrysler of the web. An amalgamation of cobbled together parts that has only the vaguest sense of direction. Mayer needs to reinvent a LOT of this company. Their management sounds stagnant and bloated and the workforce seems apathetic. Are they going to lose talent? Absolutely. But getting butts in the seats, more than filling up the parking lot, brings in at least a small shred of accountability. If the boss walks in and sees you doing jack shit, she's going to want to know why.

    Far from being the death of telecommuting, this was just phase one; getting rid of the people who simply can't be bothered with showing up to work. It'll come back, but the message from the top is a little clearer. 1999 was 14 years ago. Sitting around in your aeron chair waiting for your stock option to kicking while "working" from home is a thing of the past. Phase two at Yahoo will probably be layoffs. Maybe phase three will be a step towards profitability.

  5. Honestly on Buffalo Bills Going the Moneyball Route With Analytics · · Score: 1

    They could go the "Voodoo Witch doctor throwing darts at names in a phone book whilst simultaneously factoring in the price of tea in China" route and have equal success. That franchise is all but cursed.

    I'm not sure that the analytics will work as well. football players have exceptionally short careers.

  6. Re:timeframes reveal anything? on Air Force Sends Mystery Mini-Shuttle Back To Space · · Score: 2

    The next generation X-37, the X-37C, is expected to be scaled up by 165%-180%, with the expectation of having a crew habitation unit (likely a modular unit that can be swapped in and out as needed.)

  7. Re:Fuel logistics on Con Ed Says NYC Datacenters Should Get Power Saturday · · Score: 1

    My understanding is the Diesel stores far better than gasoline due to the lack of ethanol (which plays absolute hell on rubber fuel lines in home generators) and other additives. It still doesn't last forever, but it does better than gasoline.

    Overall, natural gas is the preferred solution out here in the midwest. You don't have to store it on site if you're in a reasonably urban area (But you can, just install a pig out back), gasoline powered generators run on it with minimal modifications, and the earth tends not to quaketh so much round here so ruptured lines aren't an issue.

  8. Re:Why are generators in the basement? on NYC Data Centers Struggle To Recover After Sandy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Depending on the generator size, there's the weight issue. There's also fire regulations. 500 gallons of Diesel on the roof + fire == cascading burning diesel fuel.

  9. Fugly. on Steve Jobs' Yacht Revealed · · Score: 1

    Looks like someone chopped off the back 3rd of the USS Maine.

  10. Tis a fool.... on Apple, ARM, and Intel · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Tis a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. Or from Cupertino. And that's not a dig, Apple fans, that's just the truth. Apple will dump Intel when they feel like it, for reasons that they alone decide.

    Apple is a bit like the interrogator in 1984. They believe that can levitate off the ground and float around the room should they choose to, and what the outside world thinks makes no difference at all.

  11. Re:Crossing my fingers on Mars Rover Solves Metallic Object Mystery, Unearths Another · · Score: 1

    Just like any gold rush; the companies that supply the provisions stand the biggest chance to get rich.

  12. Re:It's in the Archive so now they use... on CIA: Flying Skyhook Wasn't Just For James Bond, It Actually Rescued Agents · · Score: 4, Funny

    especially one inside the confines of an aircraft. I can only imagine how the ground crew and engineers were treated upon landing.

    (Bay door opens)

    Engineer: So how'd it.....(several angry loadmasters exit with torn flight suits and reeking of pig shit).....nevermind. So, uhhhh, pork chops for dinner tonight?

    Loadmaster: Pork chops for dinner tonight.

  13. Re:It's in the Archive so now they use... on CIA: Flying Skyhook Wasn't Just For James Bond, It Actually Rescued Agents · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and have a radar signature that's bit more... subtle.

    [[citation needed]]

    Those big whirly things on top, and especially that big old flat one on the back, aren't the most stealthy things on earth. A helicopter's advantage comes from being able to hug the nap of the earth and hide from radar, rather than deflect it away.

    True, we used "stealth" helicopters in the bin laden raid, but my guess would be that the concern there was the super secrete stuff was 75% noise reduction 25% radar signature.

  14. Re:Hydrogen? on Felix Baumgartner's Supersonic Skydive Attempt · · Score: 0

    Except that medical grade helium and the crap they fill party balloons with are two different things.

  15. Hardcore Zen on Ask Slashdot: What Books Have Had a Significant Impact On Your Life? · · Score: 1

    Hardcore Zen by Brad Warner struck a huge chord with me. There's a certain amount of cruft and drama that seems to have come along with the sequels (especially the wandering through Sex.) But it distills down *very* nicely and has opened me up to some interesting changes in my thinking.

  16. Re:Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance on Ask Slashdot: What Books Have Had a Significant Impact On Your Life? · · Score: 1

    That, along with The Great Gatsby and Catcher in the Rye, are on my list of books that I absolutely hated. I didn't find any of them to be the least bit fulfilling.

    Might have something to do with having at least a bit of expectation for each. But I found them all to be in the category of "great because everyone says they're great."

  17. Re:So you're a twat. on Light Bulb Ban Produces Hoarding In EU, FUD In U.S. · · Score: 1

    Low hanging fruit. Changing the source, thanks to the will of the people, is even harder.

    I'd love to see coal fired plants go the way of the incandescent light bulb. But planning infrastructure takes decades, building infrastructure takes years, and it takes about five minutes to form a "citizens united against changing the status quo" NIMBY group to raise a stink in the first place (and said group usually gets a nice chunk of change from the "I make a ton of money off of the status quo in the first place" political action committees).

  18. Re:If it ain't broke on Microsoft Wants To Nix Data Center Backup Generators · · Score: 1

    We do, but it depends on the area.

    For example, GP mentioned being the Los Angeles area. So Cal is very earthquake prone and, it turns out, pipelines don't react well to having the earth they're laid in shifted three or four feet in one direction so onsite facilities make a bit more sense. I live in the upper midwest in a mitten-shaped state where the trees are just the right height and the earth doesn't tend to quaketh as often, so the places I've worked were all natural gas pipeline fed.

    One of our offices in Pennsylvania was strictly diesel and my understanding was that due to the hilly nature of the surrounding area, natural gas service wasn't as prevalent. Or at least, service at the CFM needed to run a good sized generator.

  19. Michigan Univerity? on QR Codes As Anti-Forgery On Currency Could Infect Banks · · Score: 2

    1. It's "The University of Michigan." Not trying to be as pedantic as those who insist on THE Ohio State University (as opposed to that other Ohio State?), but no one uses 'Michigan University.'

    2. At no point, in any of the three cited articles, is U of M mentioned. The QR / Currency article from engadget refers to The South Dakota School of Mines and Technology, which is slightly different from umich.

  20. Re:Well, not calling them a "fan" might be a start on Ask Slashdot: What Should a Unix Fan Look For In a Windows Expert? · · Score: 1

    It's the second cert I've ever gotten. Training didn't cost me anything, and the cert made it easy to justify to the boss. Plus it got me a week in Chicago, which was nice.

  21. Re:Well, not calling them a "fan" might be a start on Ask Slashdot: What Should a Unix Fan Look For In a Windows Expert? · · Score: 1

    You're it, it was the 70 series, I was pulling numbers out of my ass. I did the Cert's because work was paying, not because I really felt I needed to do them. They just made for nice resume flare.

  22. Re:Well, not calling them a "fan" might be a start on Ask Slashdot: What Should a Unix Fan Look For In a Windows Expert? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who just finished an MS cert bootcamp in May, I'd say you may want to reconsider your stance. The days of the Paper MCSE seem to be going by the wayside. I did the Windows 7 Enterprise Admin course (MCITP) which is a split course.

    The first part is "Configuring Windows 7", which ends with a certification exam (Microsoft Certified technical specialist, Configuring Windows 7.) I'll admit, I went into it without studying as hard as I could have, mostly because I had the attitude of "Ooooooh, Configuring Windows 7. I hope they don't ask me where the *Control Panel* is..." When I took the exam, I was promptly blown out of the water, and ended up retaking just to pass. They're pushing Branch Cache very heavily, and they expected some reasonable experience configuring WSUS via GPO.

    Now, neither of those are shocking technologies, but they're definitely a *huge* step up in how they're treating the 'entry' exams. They seem to be making a big effort (according to the guy that ran the course, the questions have been changing since the start of the year) at getting away from "memorize the question, get the answer down to a 50/50, and guess your way in."

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I failed the 60-686 exam for MCITP and still need to take it. Out of 11 people who took the course, all of us took the 60-680 MCTS exam, and 7 of us took either the 60-686 and 60-685 exam (combine course). I was the only one who passed *any* of the exams. We had some fairly sharp people, and the common theme was that we were all sorta surprised at how tough the exams were.

    Just my two cents, maybe we were all just a class full of derps.

  23. Interesting / relevant data from the CDC on US Doctors Back Circumcision · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.cdc.gov/cancer/hpv/statistics/penile.htm

    The rate of HPV assisted Penile Cancer in the US among the various demographics of men ranges from .4 per 100,000 for Asian / Pacific Islander to .8 per 100,000 white males, up to 1.3 per 100,000 for Hispanic males. If that's your justification for circumcision (and it's totally fine if it is) you're taking some strong proactive steps against a fairly slight risk.

    http://www.cancer.org/Cancer/PenileCancer/DetailedGuide/penile-cancer-key-statistics

    Per year, 1570 *cases* are diagnosed, and roughly 310 men die of penile cancer. You quite literally have a 99.9999% chance of never being diagnosed with penile cancer.

    So, aside from the cancer part, the overall message re: Penis isn't much different from owning a gun "Take care of it, keep it clean, and use it safely." (also, don't point it at your eye, it might go off.) It hurts me a bit to see people running around like Thomas Dolby with Echolalia yelling "SCIENCE!" in every instance of X > Y. You're right, the numbers certainly side with science. But the data provided also says that, in the Western world where things like soap and running water aren't privileges, you're pretty much (as in 99%+) OK either way, at least until the boy hits an age where a responsible parent can instill care and handling procedures to prevent later issues like STD's.

    (as an aside, there is at least the smallest shred of financial incentive for Doctors to perform circumcisions in the US, but that isn't part of a grand "strip 'em and clip 'em" conspiracy, it's a fundamental flaw in the system. Somewhere along the line it was determined that insurance will pay for it, ergo it gets done. My 84 year old grandmother with cmphysema and congestive heart failure was put on Lipitor the last time she was admitted. Her cholesterol wasn't the problem, Smoking for 70+ years was. As the Doctor bluntly put it, the main reason was "Medicare will pay for it." There was was slight medical benefit. But, for the most part, it was a money move. If you try and break that cycle, though, people start screaming about "Death Panels." Sigh....)

    This isn't in the same ballpark as say, not getting your kids a whooping cough vaccine. So help me if I find those fuckers at daycare who sent their little outbreak monkeys in....

  24. The worst part about that damn place on Welcome to the University of Michigan's Computer and Video Game Archive (Video) · · Score: 1

    ....is that it is two buildings over from me. Taunting me. Mocking me.

    "Hey, I know that I probably cost you some decent grades in school, but that was *YEARS* ago. How's about me and you get together for lunch. For old times sake.
    Sincerely,
    1943

    P.S. Remember that "special" controller. I do. XOXOXO"

    I can't. I want to....but I can't...Must....continue...working....soul-sucking job.....

  25. Re:What was the dose? on Widely Used Antibacterial Chemical May Impair Muscle Function · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "If a small kid ate an entire tube, it'd be time to call poison control and induce vomiting from the sounds of it."

    Which you'd already have to do since most toothpaste contains Fluoride which, in addition to ruining the purity of our essence, isn't the healthiest stuff on earth to begin with.

    Worrying about triclosan in toothpaste is a bit like worrying about the mercury content of your cyanide.