Holy shit! I couldn't wait to get into work today so I could share my latest breakthrough in busting the Kansas City Gay Faggot Sex Empire!!!
As I was driving to work, I passed a road right inside of Kansas City limits! The road had a name: RAINBOW BOULEVARD!!! I consider this incontrovertible proof that Kansas City was not founded on American principles of freedom and liberty but on the turgid platform of depraved homosexual lust and faggotry.
Let's linguistically examine what the cockfiends and perverts had in mind when they engineered this city.
As if Rainbow Boulevard isn't obvious enough already, a deeper look reveals to us a message concerning homosexual recruitment: rave! i do urban blow! entices young hairless boys to come to raves, roll on xtc, and administer blowjobs to the urban dance folk while WHAM! and Culture Club dance remixes pump at a frantic beat.
Another oft-used street in downtown Kansas City is Broadway. The street takes its name from the singing and dancing circuit that is commonly associated with fags who aspire to "make it big" (a reference to hardened penises) performing the arts and letting their souls dance free on stage in front of millions. Quite simply, Broadway is a thinly veiled anagram for Boy Reward: this street attracts members of the boy-slave trade, who kidnap and sell young men into the Gay Faggot Sex Trade on Butt Hill.
The War Memorial, as in Kansas City's giant phallic symbol and the watchtower of the faggot prostitutes of Butt Hill, unveils even more sinister plans crafted by the city's civil engineers: aim lower, ram! is a subliminal message which promotes the correct placement of the penis in the anus, or "ass-cunt," of another male! Likewise, it doesn't take a genius to see the phrase amoral, we rim!, which seems to express the fact that those who give rimjobs in Kansas City (i.e., most everyone) are proud of their existence without morals. And we can't forget rim alarm woe, which is what happens when a lusty boy-twink licks clean an HIV-positive man-bear's asshole. This has to be some kind of sick public service announcement emanating from the War Memorial!
Moving on, we come to Kansas City itself. I almost wanted to cry after unearthing the hidden meanings of this seemingly innocuous city name. The first reveals what is surely the root of Kansas City's homosexuality: Satanic sky. Only the Dark Father, casting his cloud of disease and Hellfire, could cause a city to be as morally repugnant and cock-lusting as Kansas City. Sodom, watch out! The cum flows like water here, and makes even San Francisco look like a good, Christian vacation spot
Kansas City also translates into a pair of filthy sexual phrases: a stinky sac describes what most men in Kansas City think about all day and would like to have tickling their chins at any given moment, while tick any ass is so obvious it hurts to think no one's spotted this anal anagram for the city's name before now. Thank god I am on the case.
Well, I'd better get going. I don't want detected by the KC Faggots while I'm trying to bust their Cum Ring. I plan on camping out on Butt Hill to infiltrate their depraved, underground male-sex trade. Hopefully I'll make it out and write of my findings.
I am so sick of seeing "ALL YOUR BASE" and "YOUR VIDEO CARD SUCKS (UNLESS IT'S THIS ONE)." I mean, what kind of luser clicks on those things to begin with, and what kind of luser is turned on by this "elitist geek" bullshit?
I can see the legions of 13 year olds getting excited over how "cool" they'll be next year at high school if they are wearing a CopyLeft tshirt...
But c'mon. Please tell me no one above the age of 15 clicks, views, buys, etc. anything to do with those banner ads or what their selling.
hmmm,..... will it run on freebsd? if it does, it will run under mac os x, since it's basicaly freebsd with a differnt krenek and apple's cocoa on top with aqua.
i believe i have GCC on my mac os x box, with *640* RAM.
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"allpy" your skills to better spellchecking, ass.
it's like saying "dicks in an anus"--
/.) but it isn't supposed to and shouldn't.
it happens (especially at
is this some kind of bizarre, inhuman hybrid of homosexual and slashdot creator ROB MALDA and cute teenaged acctress NATALIE PORTMAN?
this is it.
slashdot has gone down the shitter.
who's jesse
you could run 99,999 instances of cocksay on a system like that with no slowdown,,,
wow.
WHAT YOU SAY
COCKSAY
in my mac, with GIG of RAM.
also two pentium pros with 1 meg l2 cache running at 233mhz each.
haha beat that.
ANSI C is fine. That'd compile on any platform using (something comparable to, but hopefully not actually) GCC. Which means OS X. Among others.
Hey Messenger, where the Hell is the COCKSAY binary?
F'in troll.
Oh, btw, pretty creative post.
The parent is a troll.
You motherfucking faggot, why don't you release Censorware? Huh?
Fucking homosexual cenor Nazi cock suck cunt cunt shit fag eater slut bitch asshole
That's retarded. If the civil engineers were that cutesy they'd've named it "Yellow Brick Road."
Homosexuals conspiring to hide their city's deviance stand no chance.
Holy shit! I couldn't wait to get into work today so I could share my latest breakthrough in busting the Kansas City Gay Faggot Sex Empire!!!
As I was driving to work, I passed a road right inside of Kansas City limits! The road had a name: RAINBOW BOULEVARD!!! I consider this incontrovertible proof that Kansas City was not founded on American principles of freedom and liberty but on the turgid platform of depraved homosexual lust and faggotry.
Let's linguistically examine what the cockfiends and perverts had in mind when they engineered this city.
As if Rainbow Boulevard isn't obvious enough already, a deeper look reveals to us a message concerning homosexual recruitment: rave! i do urban blow! entices young hairless boys to come to raves, roll on xtc, and administer blowjobs to the urban dance folk while WHAM! and Culture Club dance remixes pump at a frantic beat.
Another oft-used street in downtown Kansas City is Broadway. The street takes its name from the singing and dancing circuit that is commonly associated with fags who aspire to "make it big" (a reference to hardened penises) performing the arts and letting their souls dance free on stage in front of millions. Quite simply, Broadway is a thinly veiled anagram for Boy Reward: this street attracts members of the boy-slave trade, who kidnap and sell young men into the Gay Faggot Sex Trade on Butt Hill.
The War Memorial, as in Kansas City's giant phallic symbol and the watchtower of the faggot prostitutes of Butt Hill, unveils even more sinister plans crafted by the city's civil engineers: aim lower, ram! is a subliminal message which promotes the correct placement of the penis in the anus, or "ass-cunt," of another male! Likewise, it doesn't take a genius to see the phrase amoral, we rim!, which seems to express the fact that those who give rimjobs in Kansas City (i.e., most everyone) are proud of their existence without morals. And we can't forget rim alarm woe, which is what happens when a lusty boy-twink licks clean an HIV-positive man-bear's asshole. This has to be some kind of sick public service announcement emanating from the War Memorial!
Moving on, we come to Kansas City itself. I almost wanted to cry after unearthing the hidden meanings of this seemingly innocuous city name. The first reveals what is surely the root of Kansas City's homosexuality: Satanic sky. Only the Dark Father, casting his cloud of disease and Hellfire, could cause a city to be as morally repugnant and cock-lusting as Kansas City. Sodom, watch out! The cum flows like water here, and makes even San Francisco look like a good, Christian vacation spot
Kansas City also translates into a pair of filthy sexual phrases: a stinky sac describes what most men in Kansas City think about all day and would like to have tickling their chins at any given moment, while tick any ass is so obvious it hurts to think no one's spotted this anal anagram for the city's name before now. Thank god I am on the case.
Well, I'd better get going. I don't want detected by the KC Faggots while I'm trying to bust their Cum Ring. I plan on camping out on Butt Hill to infiltrate their depraved, underground male-sex trade. Hopefully I'll make it out and write of my findings.
PPS and truly pathetic.
I am so sick of seeing "ALL YOUR BASE" and "YOUR VIDEO CARD SUCKS (UNLESS IT'S THIS ONE)." I mean, what kind of luser clicks on those things to begin with, and what kind of luser is turned on by this "elitist geek" bullshit?
I can see the legions of 13 year olds getting excited over how "cool" they'll be next year at high school if they are wearing a CopyLeft tshirt...
But c'mon. Please tell me no one above the age of 15 clicks, views, buys, etc. anything to do with those banner ads or what their selling.
Love,
Trollaxor
if you had a *GIG* of RAM and Mac OS 10.1b45, you'd be moanin' too.
I have a fucking *gigabit* of RAM memory in my power mac 8600/300.
bow down.
kernel, man, i was drunk.
i have gcc.
is this program dependant on RAM? Because i have a *gigabyte*.
hmmm,..... will it run on freebsd? if it does, it will run under mac os x, since it's basicaly freebsd with a differnt krenek and apple's cocoa on top with aqua.
i believe i have GCC on my mac os x box, with *640* RAM.
OK, but write it for Mac OS X as a Cocoa app.
I don't know C, see the parent to your comment.
I only know Java 2 and Commodore BASIC. Oh, and AppleScript.
yet another bitter Linux hippy, too poor to buy the best laptop technology the industry has to offer-- the iBook 2.0.
also, he would dirty the iBook 2.0 if he could afford one by running Linux onit.
i run mac os 10.1 (a prerelease version! i got it on IRC).
haha later linux loser.
hhaa suckas, i got my iBook 2.0 today. 500MHz G3, 500MHz 256k L2 cache, 640 MB RAM. eat it, Linux weenies.
oh yeah, I got a CD-R/DVD-R drive too. hmmmm, don't see those on linux.
WHat does a coding contest have to do with chip speeds?
I onl know Java from the associates program I took at the local busniess college... I can't do C.
THere's a &$&#(*ing war about to start and all you "geek" slags can worry about is enforcing some unenforceable, restrictive software license?
I hope you still have a can to shit in at the end of all of this, though you won't deserve it.