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Gall Bladder Removed In France By Doctor In New York

cybaea writes: "In this article, the BBC reports on the first successful major telesurgical operation. Doctors in the United States removed a gall bladder from a patient in eastern France by remotely operating a surgical robot arm." Note that this was using a "high speed optical link," not competing with email, viruses, or other things being sent on the Internet. Update: 09/19 17:05 PM GMT by T : Uh, that's "gall bladder," not "tumor." From this distance they look the same to me.

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  1. Since when is a Gall Bladder a Tumor? by Win-Developer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Maybe I'm just dumb or misinformed, but I've never heard a Gall Bladder reffered to as a "Tumor".

    Maybe /. knows more than my high school Bio professor?

    1. Re:Since when is a Gall Bladder a Tumor? by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2

      So if they foul up halfway through, is there one doctor who says "hey guys lets try that again! I only fucked up cuz of lag, d00d!"?

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  2. Tumor != Gall Bladder by Capt_Troy · · Score: 2

    I think this is funny. There is no mention of a Tumor in the article or the submitters comments, yet it appears as a headline. A gall bladder is an organ, not a tumor.

    1. Re:Tumor != Gall Bladder by Garc · · Score: 1, Funny

      In recent news, Slashdot editors are the first to discover that gall bladders are actually tumors. Not only are they world class spellers, but also medical researchers.

      Garc

    2. Re:Tumor != Gall Bladder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      &ltAustrian accent&gtIt's not a tumor!&lt/Austrian accent&gt

    3. Re:Tumor != Gall Bladder by fobbman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Overheard in the surgeon's office in New York:

      Doctor: Damn, I was supposed to remove a tumor?

    4. Re:Tumor != Gall Bladder by kilgore_47 · · Score: 3, Informative

      (from the BBC article)
      The procedure could make it possible for a surgeon to perform an operation on a patient anywhere in the world.

      Sure... anywhere in the world equipped with a surgery-performing-robot, a secure guarenteed-to-be-up data line, and a team of backup doctors in case anything goes wrong.

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    5. Re:Tumor != Gall Bladder by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      "It's not a tumor!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Kindergarten Cop"

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    6. Re:Tumor != Gall Bladder by sporty · · Score: 1

      They should have quoted kindergarden cop, "Its not a tumor." Wonder how many people would have gotten it too..

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    7. Re:Tumor != Gall Bladder by realdpk · · Score: 3, Funny

      The procedure could make it possible for a surgeon to perform an operation on a patient anywhere in the world.

      and here we are worrying about whether or not the govt will be able to open our *emails*...

    8. Re:Tumor != Gall Bladder by wherrera · · Score: 1

      GIMLI
      His arm has grown long indeed, if he can draw
      a gall bladder down from the North to trouble us here three hundred leagues away.

      GANDALF
      His arm has grown long.

  3. The next major telesurgical operation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will be Bill Gates remotely inserting XP down the throats of thousands of consumers. I expect the surgery will be successful, whether we like it or not.

    1. Re:The next major telesurgical operation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on! That was hilarious. Best laugh I've had in days.

      Stupid crack-whore moderators.

  4. no internet!? by Durandel1020 · · Score: 1

    What good is it if they cant play Quake while fragging gall bladders?!

    a dedicated link is bad in that situation. One on One can get pretty boring after a while.

  5. Woah by skrowl · · Score: 1

    I don't want a doctor who can't tell the difference between a gall bladder and a tumor operating on me!

    At any rate, this is very interesting news. I hope they use pretty strong crypto to protect the communications. This would give new meaning to Denial Of Service if the stream were interecepted and modified.

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    1. Re:Woah by Kynde · · Score: 1


      This would give new meaning to Denial Of Service if the stream were interecepted and modified.

      Heh, ironically you got it backwards there, we'd just use another name for that event, since interception and modification attacks aren't DoS attacks, though they may result in a DoS.

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  6. I heard... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Funny

    that the surgeon yelled out "First Incision!"

  7. That's nothing.. by epsalon · · Score: 1

    I'll be really impressed when a doctor in Paris helps survivors of the WTC...

    1. Re:That's nothing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be impressed when ANY French person helps ANY American.

    2. Re:That's nothing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you don't want our help in afghanistan just say so. It turns out that for once we actually have equipment that can be of use over there.

    3. Re:That's nothing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what u have some kind of anti-Afghan missle? ur racist french would make weapons like that! ps how much does it cost????

    4. Re:That's nothing.. by Tonytheloony · · Score: 1
      Strange I speak your language better then you do.

      A) like the british we have very good light infantry, but I wouldn't be surprised if america sent tanks in those mountains.

      B) If we didn't care about the WTC why is the french president in New York right now (the first to have gone there)? That's not counting all the commemorative ceremonies that took place in France for the victims of the attack.

      Now this is all offtopic so let us all just shut up

      PS: It's missile not missle, and your second phrase doesn't mean a thing!
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    5. Re:That's nothing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Speaking of light infantry, I've always been fascinated by the Foreign Legion.

      What's its status in France? Some people I've met seem to regard it simply as a bunch of foreign (ex-)criminals but other seem to value it highly.

    6. Re:That's nothing.. by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Strange I speak your language better then you do.

      A) That's not that big an accomplishment on /.

      2) I think you meant "than" you do....

      B) If we didn't care about the WTC why is the french president in New York right now (the first to have gone there)?

      #) Nothing against him, but the trip was already scheduled prior to the attacks.

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    7. Re:That's nothing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember secession war ?
      learn your history !
      it's not even mine and I know it better than you

    8. Re:That's nothing.. by olivieradam · · Score: 0

      > What's its status in France

      The Foreign Legion is a legion. It isn't part of the French Army. It's an army on itself, but under orders of french government.
      Nothing else.
      But, when you come to, you loose your primary identity, Legion gives you a name, a ID-card, a french nationality.
      For someone who is treated in his country (political or so) this is a great solution.
      This army is "Foreign" as it "works" on foreign war theaters.
      Its "Premier Régiment Etranger de Parachutistes" is an hero on is own, probably the highest unit.

      We, as frenchies, have to help you anyway.
      In anyway.

  8. So... by tshak · · Score: 2

    If someone performs a DDOS on a lot of major POPs PNAPs and it inturrupts communication and kills the patient is the script kiddie up for murder?

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    1. Re:So... by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      Yes. But no one would use the Internet for this type of thing anyway.

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    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably only manslaughter... Maybe 3rd degree murder...

  9. Ouch by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Funny
    "by remotely operating a surgical robot arm"

    Boy, a buffer overflow during that would be a bitch.

    1. Re:Ouch by fobbman · · Score: 5, Funny

      A tragedy was narrowly averted when the surgeon was in the middle of an intricate micro-stitching and a casino pop-up ad obstructed his view. Thank goodness a forward-thinking assisting had their hand on the mouse ready to "X" it outta there.

    2. Re:Ouch by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2

      Seriously, I have to doubt the usefullness. A robotic arm with remote control options can't be cheap, and if I were on the table I'd much rather the doctor just hopped on a plane and came to me.

      The idea of having the cameras in place so doctors could watch (and discuss) live surgery in far away places would be cool. But c'mon, a robotic arm doing surgery?

      It just doesn't seem like this is a good use of money, especially when you account for the extra risk to the patient.

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    3. Re:Ouch by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      But this could usher in a new world of combat surgery. Think of a situation in which it may not be *safe* for a doctor to be. Or, that the doctor could perform an operation on a patient at location "A", then minutes later at location "B" (thousans of miles away).

      Granted this is still a 'work in progress', but it's exciting stuff.

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    4. Re:Ouch by znu · · Score: 2

      This probably isn't such a big deal for routine things, but there are some cases where there are just a small handful of doctors who can perform a certain procedure properly. They can't spend all their time flying around the world, and the patients aren't always in good traveling condition. Once this technology reaches maturity, you'll be able to get treatment from any specialist you need at any hospital. Remember, these machines will keep getting cheaper. Doctors, if anything, get more expensive.

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    5. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too bad doctors don't live by the same set of axioms that hackers do. If doctors were half as lazy as hackers, they'd have written scripts to automate these long, tedious, difficult jobs already...

    6. Re:Ouch by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      The robots will be in the $100k range (currently much more) within years, and a plane ticket to Europe at the last minute would cost $2-3k at a minimum. factor in the time, and the possibly critical state of the patient, and you can cover the expenses with a dozen patients...

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    7. Re:Ouch by tmark · · Score: 2

      I don't question the usefulness. I *do* question how judicious the doctors were in performing the demonstration. This procedure was almost certainly not a life-or-death one that could only be performed by specific doctors in the U.S. So performing it in this fashion *must* have exposed this patient to some risks, even if there were qualified doctors on the patient's side of the ocean overseeing the work, else this story would not be newsworthy. The doctors therefore exposed a patient to some risk just for a proof-of-concept, a publication, and a lot of P.R., when the proof-of-concept could have been done by operating on a pig, or just demonstrating the requisite dexterity in some other fashion. I guess this is just another case where the vanity of surgeons conflicted and overrode the safety and interest of the patient involved. What would the press release have looked like if the patient had died, I wonder.

    8. Re:Ouch by krlynch · · Score: 2

      Well, I haven't read the article so I may be mentioning something that was mentioned in it, but those things you suggest doing first (operating on animals and proving dexterity through some other experiment) HAVE already been done... that's why it was not unreasonable to do this on a real live patient with a condition that was not difficult to treat (i.e. a condition that any surgeon could perform, and which was not a technically demanding operation). I mean, you wouldn't want this being done on a patient that needed microsurgery or a heart transplant as your first trial.

    9. Re:Ouch by krlynch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One eventual goals (and one of the reasons that the USDOD is paying big bucks for this kind of research) is to send these types of systems into "dangerous" areas where you wouldn't want to risk the safety of a specialist, or can't afford to send a specialist (major natural disasters, military campaigns, space explorations, remote research stations, etc.). It is unlikely that you will see many more gall bladder removals done in the middle of France with this technology. But you ARE likely to see, for example, soldiers patched up very close to the battle field, or researchers having cancer surgery done in the depths of the Antarctic winter when it is just too dangerous to try and either fly the patient out or the doctor in.

    10. Re:Ouch by Fjord · · Score: 2
      I'll even up the ante on that one then and say that eventually this will lower the cost of doctors as cheaper, but still quality surgeons from other countries can perform operations.


      Of course, knowing the insurance industry, HMOs eventually won't cover your operation unless it is from a cheap country.

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    11. Re:Ouch by Fjord · · Score: 2

      I'm sure the patient was informed of and elected to go through with the risks of this procedure. Some people, myself included, are willing to take some risks in order to advance science, especially medical science. I am also doubtful that they haven't already done animal experimentation with this device.

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  10. All goes well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until the patient suddenly moves and the apparatus is unable to compensate like a present human being would.

    No thanks, I'd rather suffer with my gall bladder, thanks.

    1. Re:All goes well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      until the patient suddenly moves and the apparatus is unable to compensate like a present human being would.

      No thanks, I'd rather suffer with my gall bladder, thanks.


      There's this thing called anesthesia, you might want to look it up. Cf. also "Straps" for tying a patient down so muscle spasms don't interfere.

    2. Re:All goes well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your heart goes, I'll see you at the front of the line to get a remote operation, then?

    3. Re:All goes well by jwd-oh · · Score: 0

      Please do some basic research on this. This is very real and a very effective way of performing minimally invasive surgery.

      The issue of patient movement in this kind of surgery is not an issue.

  11. Hackers.... by Heem · · Score: 1

    Imagine if hackers (script kiddies anyway) got ahold of this thing. It'd put a whole new meaning on getting 'hacked up'

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  12. Telecommuters by spudnic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can just hear all the surgeons begging their bosses to let them telecommute from home now.

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    1. Re:Telecommuters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause of death: Router failure

    2. Re:Telecommuters by AnalogBoy · · Score: 1

      now doctors can do whaat techies have done for quite a while.. something explodes in the middle of the night, you get up, dial in, fix it, all while naked and watching ricki lake!

  13. Does this make anyone else nervous? by Teancom · · Score: 1

    I mean, sure, the optical network isn't connected to the 'net *yet*. Just wait until the orderlies figure how to make a bridge, and load up counterstrike....

    "Um, sorry ma'am, your husband didn't make it. The lag was too great, and those bastards kept ping flooding us. But don't worry, my clan and I will get them next time! D0ct3rz r00l!"

    1. Re:Does this make anyone else nervous? by robvasquez · · Score: 0

      bwahhahaah

      Too funny

      I knew this would get compressfiltered. Weak!

  14. Better Picture of Robot in action by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a pic of the robot in action. Looks like that gall bladder was pretty big, or the frenchwoman isn't what I'd call "underweight".

    Notice the three large arms sticking in? Gall Bladder surgery is usually arthroscopic. So, long distance surgery does have the drawback of more/bigger scars.

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    1. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by DirtyDevo · · Score: 1

      Actually, gas is infused to expand the abdomen during the surgery, so the patient may not be that fat. Also, those three robot arms look to be going into ports about the same size as used in a typical laparoscopic procedure. (I don't think you really mean arthroscopic...that means scoping a joint....and the most gallbladders aren't found inside joints).

    2. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      typical laparoscopic procedure. (I don't think you really mean arthroscopic...that means scoping a joint....and the most gallbladders aren't found inside joints).

      yeah, the scope do-hickey. Sorry, I'm an engineer, not a doctor.

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    3. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      Also note that doctors and nurses in the background aren't wearing surgical gloves. Maybe there are gloved surgeons standing by, but this pic gave me the impression that had the robot malfunctioned (perhaps due to a power failure) the surgeons would first have to scrub and get gloved-up before jumping in to help the patient.

      As to the aparent weight of the patient, I think its more likely that the patient was pumped up with CO2 which is typical for laparoscopic gall bladder surgery.

    4. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You couldn't have gone for the obvious Star Trek reference there?

      Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a...

    5. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by emeyer · · Score: 1

      Normally the abdomen is inflated with CO2 for this type of surgery. So her stomach may not normally be beachball shaped.

      -Eric

    6. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      ....most gallbladders aren't found inside joints

      What's a nice gallbladder like you doin' in a joint like this?

      It does indeed look to be a fairly standard laparoscopy setup. One port to pump gas in and house the scope, two for instrumentation (retractors, knife, cautery and such).

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    7. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck are you commenting on a medical story then? Let us physicians do that, and let me refer you to a rectal palpation with a pneumatic drill, followed by cryostatic penile transversal sectioning in vivo.

    8. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by JofCoRe · · Score: 1

      Did anybody else notice the second picture, that said it was showing a french surgeon working the controls...

      So let me get this straight, we have a French surgeon, in the US, performing surgery in France?

      Wouldn't it have just been easier to have him stay in france and do the surgery? :)

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    9. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The yahoo article says the surgeon was in lower Manhattan last week !

    10. Re:Better Picture of Robot in action by sharkey · · Score: 2

      ...arthroscopic...that means scoping a joint....most gallbladders aren't found inside joints

      Maybe that's why she had to have it taken out?

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  15. Pointless by LordNimon · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I thought the whole point behind going to a specific doctor for a procedure was that he's far more knowledgeable about it than anyone nearby. Removing a gall bladder isn't exactly cutting-edge medicine.

    But I would never go for this. Part of the advantage of having such a capable physician is that if anything goes wrong, he can take care of it. The robot arms restrict his options and make it more difficult to work in an emergency.

    Not only that, but this involves a reliable high-speed connection. The only time this technology would be truly useful is if you were in the middle of nowhere and needed an operation. But if you're in the middle of nowhere, you'll never be able to get a reliable high-speed connection!

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    1. Re:Pointless by M-G · · Score: 1

      No, removing a gall bladder isn't cutting-edge, but when you're testing technology such as this, you want to keep the procedure itself relatively simple...that way, any mistakes aren't life threatening, and if there are suddenly problems with the communications link, a local surgeon can take over.

    2. Re:Pointless by 13013dobbs · · Score: 2
      I thought the whole point behind going to a specific doctor for a procedure was that he's far more knowledgeable about it than anyone nearby. Removing a gall bladder isn't exactly cutting-edge medicine.

      Seeing how this is the first time this kind of thing has been done, I think that is why they chose a simple operation. Removing a gall bladder is easy and rarely fatal.


      But I would never go for this. Part of the advantage of having such a capable physician is that if anything goes wrong, he can take care of it. The robot arms restrict his options and make it more difficult to work in an emergency.

      There are other surgeons in the room in case something did go wrong. It is not as if they just stuck the woman in a machine and then went out for coffee.


      Not only that, but this involves a reliable high-speed connection. The only time this technology would be truly useful is if you were in the middle of nowhere and needed an operation. But if you're in the middle of nowhere, you'll never be able to get a reliable high-speed connection!

      There are highly specialized surgeons that are not available in every country, even in technologicly advanced ones. Once all the bugs are worked out, which might be decades from now, these surgeons will be available to anyone. Also, with any luck, high speed connections will be much more commonplace, even in remote areas.

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    3. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several points:

      1) As this was the first such operation ever, it was probably more reasonable to pick a less crucial surgery. Why start with brains on the first one?

      2) Transcontinental surgery was just an added bonus. Other big advantages are that you can use smaller holes for insertion of the needed tools, and smaller tools. Surgery without hands is nice, because hands are big.

      3) The patient wasn't stuck in an isolated cell somewhere. They were in a hospital surrounded by various health care specialists.

    4. Re:Pointless by Red+Moose · · Score: 1
      Dude, 15 years ago gallbladder removals were done by open surgery.

      Then the laparoscopic techniques became widespread....it was a good thing.

      Loads of abdominal ops can be done laparoscopically now, the result is less time post-op in recovery, less scarring, and a nice neato operation.

      Plus you get to use the word insufflate and not laugh.

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    5. Re:Pointless by Evil+Al · · Score: 1
      There are highly specialized surgeons that are not available in every country, even in technologicly advanced ones. Once all the bugs are worked out, which might be decades from now, these surgeons will be available to anyone. Also, with any luck, high speed connections will be much more commonplace, even in remote areas.

      I don't mean to downplay the significance of this event, but in reality it will be cheaper to fly the doctor to the patient, no matter how remote the area, than to lay (or probably even use) fiber, for a long, long time.

      One signifiacant point was that the doctors were only happy to put up with latency of a few hundred ms, and of course this latecy had to be guaranteed. Its unlikely that it will be possible to do this over shared linked for a long time.

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    6. Re:Pointless by 13013dobbs · · Score: 2

      I don't mean to downplay the significance of this event, but in reality it will be cheaper to fly the doctor to the patient, no matter how remote the area, than to lay (or probably even use) fiber, for a long, long time.

      True. But then a doctor could only do 2-3 operations a week, if you consider travel time, jet lag, and all that. But, with this a doctor could operate on some one in South Carolina on Monday, Germany on Tuesday, and Vietnam on Wendsday.

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  16. NYC doctor? by puck71 · · Score: 1

    It seems that doctors in NYC would still be too busy with WTC related stuff to worry about French gall bladders/tumors. Or has it slowed down enough in the hospitals for doctors to do cool stuff like this?

    1. Re:NYC doctor? by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      What many people still don't understand is that the doctors in NYC geared up for one of the worst catastrophy's in American history and then waited... and waited... and then had nothing to do.

      Doctors don't treat the dead. I believe they only retrieved something like 5 or 10 living bodies from the pile. And that was all in the first 24 hours.

      So in short, they never were busy. Every hospital in the tri state area geared up and expected to get flooded with casualties, but then, they never came. I guess after a day or so, hospitals started to stand down from their heightened state of alert. Now they've got time for research once again.

    2. Re:NYC doctor? by DrPsycho · · Score: 1
      The sad reality, from what I've heard, is that there are lots of doctors standing around because with nobody being yanked from the rubble, there's simply nobody to treat (beyond some acute stuff on the first day, of course).

      Besides, they probably had this all set up long in advance, and kept to their timeline in keeping with all the "get back to work" directives being floated about.

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    3. Re:NYC doctor? by DirtyDevo · · Score: 1

      Sadly, as many of the NYC ER docs have said, there really wasn't a flood of severely-injured-but-savable people into the area hospitals. Injury apparently was largely an all or none phenomenon.

    4. Re:NYC doctor? by psychalgia · · Score: 1

      the sad thing is, brah, that it never was that busy in the hospitable. Doctors kept waiting for patients, and after the initial flow no one came...no ones been rescued in days. Truly sad.

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  17. Link to Nature Article by digital_freedom · · Score: 1

    The article refers to this article at Nature

    Very interesting, this may enable for people in thrid world countries to have access to the best surgeons in the world. It may also allow operations on the ISS at some point. I'd expect to see developments where surgeons from multiple sites coordinate work on a single patient at a remote site.

  18. Actually by brianvan · · Score: 2

    They were probably competing with viruses of both kinds. You really have to have a sterile environment both over the network and in the operating room.

    More bizarre thoughts:
    Will doctors sue for carpal tunnel? Will doctors sue for carpal tunnel after performing remote surgeries on carpal tunnel patients? (The ultimate in irony)

    Can doctors now prescribe medication remotely? And if so, can I just buy 10 different masks and walk in with each saying "Yea, 100 Vicodin to go please..."

    Do the robot arms have bad handwriting as well?

    Will the nurses now look like Seven of Nine and give me sponge baths?

    Will dentist robots be bugging me now about how bad my brushing habits are, even though I never have cavities?

    And finally, will all the script kiddies be hacking into those remote boob-job surgeries? I hope they get grossed out and short circuit their 31337 keyboards with vomit, cause it's not for the squeamish.

  19. otehr uses.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 2

    This surgery should be encouraging news for NASA.

    They're is doing research along this same theme. They someday want robots to be able to be controlled either from the ground or the space station by a person wearing a VR suit. The human can see a 3d image of what the robot is working on and they're working on having the bot transmit some kind of feel (a sense of touch) back to the human. Advantage to this is the ability to make the robot fit into small or dangerous areas and not subjecting a live person to danger.

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    1. Re:otehr uses.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think that going between the ground and outer space would have too high of a latency to be able to perform surgery... It's nice to know that you cut the wrong place and the patient is bleeding to death less than 30 seconds after you screw up and all

  20. modify DoomPS by 13013dobbs · · Score: 2

    Just modify the version of Doom that allows you to kill processes and you can do both.

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    1. Re:Sex sites by Leif_Bloomquist · · Score: 1

      You mean, like this?

      Blab blah blah random text to get past the lameness filter

    2. Re:Sex sites by ahknight · · Score: 1

      Yeah, basically like that...

  22. Bandwidth eaters by stud9920 · · Score: 1
    not competing with email, viruses

    Yeah ! Those emails and virusses are major bandwidth killers ! Because of them, it takes ages to download mp3s and AVIs on my 56k modem. Must be. Down with email !
    1. Re:Bandwidth eaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, spam does take up a heck of a lot of bandwidth. Quake 3 games and .iso downloads probably take up more though.

  23. Liability by warpSpeed · · Score: 1


    How do you sue for malpractice? In France or the US of A?

    ~Sean

    1. Re:Liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. You hire a French lawyer and they hook him up to a robot lawyer in a US court. If the doctor has to do time they hook him up to a robot in a French jail and put a remote-controlled anal probe up his butt.

  24. Apply all patches before operation! by KarmaBlackballed · · Score: 2

    Make sure the tech team at your local French hospital apply all patches to the communication software or else you might get operated on by a script kiddie from China.

    I don't care what internet this runs through, I want a real doctor in the room with me.

    --

    --- -- - -
    Give me LIBERTY, or give me a check.
  25. England by AlgUSF · · Score: 1
    "from the wait-till-it-hits-dentistry dept."

    I bet the brittish can't wait until this hits dentistry.

    --


    I want my rights back. I was actually using them when our government stole them after 9/11.
  26. medical transcript... by turbine216 · · Score: 5, Funny
    here's the just-released transcription of the communciations between the surgeon and the patient:



    DOCTOR: how r j00 feeling?

    PATIENT: ok

    DOCTOR: duz this hurt?

    PATIENT: ouch

    DOCTOR: roflmao

    PATIENT: :(

    (PATIENT signed off at 08:36 AM EST)

    DOCTOR: hello?

    DOCTOR: r u there?

    DOCTOR: kewl
    (DOCTOR signed off at 08:38 AM EST)

    1. Re:medical transcript... by Emugamer · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok you owe me $12 for a new keyboard but that was the funnyist thing Ive heard in a bit.... oh yeah and $2 for a new coffee too...

    2. Re:medical transcript... by abe+ferlman · · Score: 2

      w0w, wot a 7337 rx0r!

      --
      microsoftword.mp3 - it doesn't care that they're not words...
    3. Re:medical transcript... by klykken · · Score: 1

      *LOL*

      Perhaps it was a nick collision, or Windows XP's RoboOperate edidion subscription to Microsoft went out...

      --
      Looks like a fish, drives like a fish, steers like a cow.
    4. Re:medical transcript... by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHA

      if only karmas can go over 5...

    5. Re:medical transcript... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is roflmao anyway?
      Is that like a sandwich spread?

  27. Nice... by glowingspleen · · Score: 1

    You owe me a lifesaver with your closing h4x0r phrase. I was balancing it on my tongue while reading and spit it out laughing at that point. Kudos.

  28. Tabloid headline by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    Ghoulish removal of Gaul's Gall-bladder.

    --

    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  29. Freaky by PrestoChango · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine doing this for knee surgery, or something else that doesn't require general anesthesia? I don't know about you, but I don't think I could deal with watching a robot operate on me.

  30. What really gets me... by weslocke · · Score: 1

    Think about how you get charged for every... little... thing... when you have to go to the hospital.

    And now you have to pay for all this too? Ack! Do they have an attachment on that arm to allow the Billing Dept to remotely remove your wallet while they're at it?

    --

    'Life is like a spoonful of Drain-O, it feels good on the way down but leaves you feeling hollow inside'
    1. Re:What really gets me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately for the patient they weren't in the USA when they got this done.

      More than likely the gov't paid for it. So I guess that means everyone chipped in a penny or two. :-)

    2. Re:What really gets me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has to be the most restarded and pointless sig I have ever seen. It doesn't make sense, its not clever, and its not funny. Jesus, show some common sense!

  31. You have to start somewhere... by Nerftoe · · Score: 1

    I thought the whole point behind going to a specific doctor for a procedure was that he's far more knowledgeable about it than anyone nearby.

    What do you expect, a brain surgery to be performed the first time this technology is actually used? You have to start somewhere. A standard procedure of taking out a gall bladder is a good way of proving that telesurgery is possible.

  32. dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think that they will test the system with a quadruple bypass? Of course they will start with a more routine operation. The idea in the end is that a very specialized surgeon in NY could operate on some kid in Nairobi where doctors may not have expertise with his condition, and access would be possible.

    If the alternative to the robot operation is no treatment, I think I'll take the risk.

    Most of these comments on here are dumb as hell. This is a one-to-one connection, no bandwith issues, no script-kiddies. If you don't have something intelligent to say, shut the f*ck up.

    1. Re:dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect from some lame luser with a handle of LordNimon? He is most likely some 14 year old fuckwit who gets his ass beat on a daily basis in front of the girls bathroom. Either that or he is a 26 year old goth who lives in his parents basement sniffing glue and wanking. That is the case with most people with handles like: Doctor Death, or Professor Doom, or Lord Shitmypants, or CmdrTaco.

  33. In my best Schwarzenegger voice... by Myriad · · Score: 0, Redundant
    It's not a tuuumor!

    Sorry...

    --
    "They do not preach that their god will rouse them, a little before the Nuts work loose." Kipling, 'The Sons of Martha'
    1. Re:In my best Schwarzenegger voice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, it was a joke, loser moderator.

      Arnold said this in Kindergarden Cop.

  34. Could get risky, esp if its running Windows... by shankark · · Score: 1

    I mean, just when the doctor manoeuvres the arm to remove the bladder, its hit a zillion times with some bizarre M$ concoction, and a warbled command is sent to the arm in Europe. I shudder to imagine the consequences.

  35. Dirty old men by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2

    Americans would do anything do get to know French women more intimately ...

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    1. Re:Dirty old men by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      and it's even better if they don't have to leave their house to do it!

      --
      Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
    2. Re:Dirty old men by airgee · · Score: 1

      heh :)

      Btw, the doctors in NY where French doctors. No Americans have been involved.

  36. Mechanical Failure? by grepnyc · · Score: 1

    So what happens if the robot arm fails mechanicaly, like a busted ball bearing or something??

    Just wondering.

    pressure/grep

    --


    Microsoft Fucking Sucks!! Up The Penguins!!
    1. Re:Mechanical Failure? by NickFusion · · Score: 1

      The same thing that happens if your doctor has an anuerism during surgery.

      Bad things.

      --
      What were you expecting?
    2. Re:Mechanical Failure? by kbeast · · Score: 1

      reboot it, if that doesn't work, call your local admin to remove the robotic arm out of the patience ass

      .kb

      --
      Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right-- But They Make Me Feel A Whole Lot Better
  37. If it really works... by shankark · · Score: 1

    then the possibilities are limitless.

    Check out: http://www.fu-fme.com/

  38. Re: AI....equal rights for robots! by Red+Moose · · Score: 1
    This would be cool: in the future, when robots are doing this sort of thing and have all amazing AI (and of course I will have my flying car and aluminium house), you can sue the goddamn robot because undoubtedly in the future the civil libertarian fuckheads will have lobbied for equal rights.

    Or would you sue the connection provider? The legal hassle would be horrendous. One side trying to prove that the other screwed up. Christ it would go on forever.......sue the creator of the arm (if the arm didn't have AI)?

    OK, I am talking of arms having AI so it's time for my medicine.

    --

    Acting stupid isn't much fun when there's someone around who knows better

  39. Lag by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you figure 3000 miles both ways, then we're talking a minimum 0.03 seconds of lag. When you figure all the overhead, plus you don't get perfect speed, that could be a 0.1 seconds. That seems pretty significant if you are doing delicate surgery. It would be even worse if it was across the world.

    As John Carmack once said, "The speed of light sucks".

    --
    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    1. Re:Lag by Baba+Abhui · · Score: 1

      According to the story, the experienced lag was about 200ms, which equates to a sucky dialup Quake ping. They also mentioned that the maximum acceptable lag for the job was about 330ms - a nearly unplayable Quake ping.

      The obvious conclusion is that surgery is easier than Quake, right? :-)

    2. Re:Lag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200ms isn't that bad of a ping. When I had a modem I considered 250 to be really good, and 300 to be average. You just have to get used to it. Yes, I've seen 500-pingers beat a serverfull of LPBs. If those people ever got broadband it'd be scary how high their scores would be...

    3. Re:Lag by donglekey · · Score: 1

      I have beaten the hell out of peole on a 450 ping so it can be done, its just not comfortable.

    4. Re:Lag by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Now, we need to get the surgeon this shirt to commemorate the moment...

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  40. Hackers and Basketball by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    >> Yes. But no one would use the Internet for this type of thing anyway. <<

    Hackers can bust into just about anything if the circumstances are right.

    I can imaging an arm coming out of somebody's ear, and them yelling, "Those d*** hackers!"

    However, that may be a boon to basketball: slam-dunks without ever jumping. White men have a chance now :-)

  41. Linux is a religion too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Initializing CPU#0

    Detected 1200.048 MHz processor.

    Console: colour VGA+ 80x25

    Calibrating delay loop... 2392.06 BogoMIPS

    Memory: 512972k/524224k available (1215k kernel code, 10864k reserved, 473k data, 220k init, 0k highmem)

    Dentry-cache hash table entries: 65536 (order: 7, 524288 bytes)

    Inode-cache hash table entries: 32768 (order: 6, 262144 bytes)

    Mount-cache hash table entries: 8192 (order: 4, 65536 bytes)

    Buffer-cache hash table entries: 32768 (order: 5, 131072 bytes)

    Page-cache hash table entries: 131072 (order: 7, 524288 bytes)

    CPU: Before vendor init, caps: 0183f9ff c1c7f9ff 00000000, vendor = 2

    CPU: L1 I Cache: 64K (64 bytes/line), D cache 64K (64 bytes/line)

    CPU: L2 Cache: 256K (64 bytes/line) CPU: AMD Athlon(tm) processor stepping 02

    1. Re:Linux is a religion too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you living in the year 2000 or something?

      A 1.2 GHz AMD is as lame as it gets. Can't even play a decent game of Quake with it.

      And only 512 MB memory? Sluggish SDRAM I bet...

  42. "From this distance they look the same to me.." by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    ...good thing you're not the surgeon then.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
  43. Re:Neither tumor nor gall bladder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, I thought it was funny...

    Free Gaul!

  44. How long before ... by graybeard · · Score: 1

    some Mindstorms hacker builds one of these out of Lego?

  45. remote DR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And in what country do you sue in when there is a malpractice case? this could be fun to follow.

  46. Antarctica by smoyer · · Score: 1

    This will be really useful for the Antarctic population, given the track record for their surgeons becoming ill during their tenure.

    1. Re:Antarctica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A large ozone hole and refracting lenses would do wonders for warming up that climate... Space heaters and large concrete structures would be useful too.

  47. Proof of Concept by Lish · · Score: 1

    As with any development, you try it first on the simple case to prove that it can be done. Once you have the kinks worked out, then you go for the more complicated stuff. Simple Engineering 101.

    --
    "This message is composed of 100% recycled electrons."
    1. Re:Proof of Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where are all the moderators? please... -1 REDUNDANT...

    2. Re:Proof of Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a waste of mod points.

  48. I'll just wait... by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    for rampaging killbots to perform surgery on me without the errors that human intervention providers. Who needs a doctor on the other end of the world when the killbots will do it for ya, faster and better!

    --
    Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
  49. In the arnold voice by thehun101 · · Score: 0

    That's not a tumor! That's a Gall Bladder!

    So what does overseas surgery mean for malpractice claims?

    -the Hun

    --
    I'm a Tasty-vore. If it's Tasty, I'll eat it.
  50. In the words of Arnold Schwartzeneger... by Uttles · · Score: 1

    ...no, it is not a tumor!!!
    This tech seems pretty cool, but I don't know how much I'd trust it. What if a hacker got into the network somehow and started toying around with my innards? I don't think I'd like that.

    --

    ~ now you know
  51. The point: by Dorf_of_Eleven · · Score: 1

    This is a first, and it's a prototype, and I wouldn't want my gall bladder removed by a guy an ocean away drinking coffee, worrying about a building falling over... BUT...

    Someday I may be in the Arctic...
    Or on a plane
    Or in space
    Or whereever... the point isn't *how* it was done, the point is that we *can* do it...

    --
    WhatEVA
  52. yeah, right, I bet they were thrilled by Leven+Valera · · Score: 1

    I don't think the nurses or other doctors were all that impressed.

    "Look at him, he's totally camping the pancreas!"

    --
    Woot w00t w007.
  53. Corrections needed for your post: by carlcmc · · Score: 1
    First you can' judge her size or the gallblader size based on the size of the stomach in the pic. During LAPRASCOPIC (see below) surgery, you insert the instrument, place a surgical tie around it and then inject an inert gas to expand the abdomen as much as possible so that you can shine light on the area you are operating on.


    Second. Your statement should have read "Gall bladder surgery is usually Laproscopic". Arthroscopy is using a laprascope to look at a joint (note: arthro = join. i.e. arthritis =joint inflamation). And yes, looking at that picture, it WAS laprascopic. I've assisted (i'm a surgical PA) on numerous laprascopic operations, and those look EXACTLY like the ones i've used. Nothing really unusual from the pic.

    1. Re:Corrections needed for your post: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, all those corrections where already noticed 45 minutes ago by this reply.

      Admit the only reason you replied is to state that you are a Surgical PA that has assisted the surgery on the top mod'ed post.

      Pathetic!

  54. Highspeed optical link by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2
    Note that this was using a "high speed optical link," not competing with email, viruses, or other things being sent on the Internet.
    Other "things" being Code Red, Code Red ][, Code Blue, Nimda, and other features of MS IIS...

    It would be nice for critical applications, such as surgery, critical teleconferencing, ... downloading KDE 2.X..., to pay a couple bucks (X 10) and be on a dedicated route to the other end. Over the Internet, I mean. For the vast majority of Internet usage the passive routing is fine but for a small percentage, it is too happenstance to be trusted. What would it take (besides Internet][, I mean) to have a dedicated route option?

    --
    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  55. A Boon for Doctors Everywhere... by NickFusion · · Score: 1

    One word: Macros!

    --
    What were you expecting?
  56. MST3K: This Island Earth by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

    "Mike broke the Hub-ble. Mike broke the Hub-ble"

    Don't mark me down if you don't get it. Yes, it relates to the story.

    --
    Free unix account: freeshell.org
  57. Speech recognition by ph117 · · Score: 2, Funny
    The robot responds to verbal commands like ``move up'' or ''move down''

    I sure hope it's more accurate than some of the speech recognition tools I've used.

    • Doctor: "Move up"
    • Robot: "COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED"
    • Doctor: (clears throat) "Moooovvvveee up"
    • Robot: "COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED"
    • Doctor: "Moof up"
    • Robot: "COMMAND RECOGNISED: REMOVING GENITALS"
    • Doctor: "Oh crap."
  58. Wireless? by scott1853 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This would be really good if they could setup the system in something the size of an ambulance so people can be fixed up without having to make them endure a helicopter or ambulance ride to the nearest hospital. So is 802.11 ready for this?

    1. Re:Wireless? by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      Ehhh.. performing surgery before you can do a physical exam? Seems extreme to me but you bring up some interesting ideas.

      I don't mean to belittle EMTs at all, I have no idea how much training they go through to tell you the truth; but what if data, video, and audio could be beamed over to a hospital where doctors can look at the person before they even get there? This of course assumes that there's a doctor who isn't already too busy, which probably isn't the case in most places.

      Hmm, maybe if I'm ever in the back of an ambulance, and not incapacitated, I'd be able to check up on Slashdot on the ride over? Nifty.

    2. Re:Wireless? by zipoff · · Score: 1

      I have thought about that exact idea, putting a camera into the rigs and allow the receiving hospital to exam the patient before they arrive. Most of the time the E.R. staff is going off of reports of what to expect, what if they can see them 2 minutes sooner and have the trauma bays better prepared for the arrival?

      Brings up interesting ideas of having multiple cameras and how the wireless interface would work to the hospital. It'd be an interesting idea to see put into use, if it isn't already.

  59. Re:Better Picture of....just got mine out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fellow slashdotter me, I had mine taken out less than two weeks ago and now I'm sporting 4 healing holes in my abdomen. Lucky me.

    Pandora

  60. Shouldn't that be a... by szcx · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Gaul bladder?

  61. Ping? by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It said in the article that the doctor was pulling a 200ms ping, and that the maximum acceptable latency was 330ms.

    Now I'm not trying to troll or be funny here, but that's a pretty lousy ping, especially for a direct fiber link.

    I don't know about anyone else, but Quake is damned near unplayable with a 330 ping. We're talking about life and death situations here... If I can't accurately rail someone with that kind of latency, I certainly wouldn't want to be trying to move my scalpel without knicking the femoral artery.

    1. Re:Ping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you worry about accidental incision of a. femoralis during a laparoscopic cholecystectomy you either have a reeeeally fast robot, a reeeally high latency or reeeeally bad anatomical knowledge. Dust of your Gray's or Sobotta, kid!

    2. Re:Ping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anonymously...

      My mother's surgeon managed to hit the femoral during a laparocopic hysterectomy, and she damned near bled to death. Sure, there's no reason that a surgeon should nick it in either of these situations, but shit does happen. And said shit's occurence (in my opinion) is only exacerbated by a 1/4 second delay between the surgeon's movement and the actual incision.

    3. Re:Ping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uterus is quite a bit closer to a. femoralis than the vesica biliaris is, wouldn't you agree? At least it is so close that you wouldn't need 1 minute telesurgical latencies or an epileptic monkey on crack during grand mal for surgeon to damage it.

    4. Re:Ping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, okay...

      I used the femoral artery as a (very bad) example. Substitute perforating of vital organ of your choice. Point remains the same... lag is bad for games, much worse for surgery.

  62. Ping rates, packet loss. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 1

    When this moves to the internet.. What about packet loss.. or some jackass on your network using morpheus.. "DAMN PACKET LOSS!" Well, he won't need that kidney.

    DOH!

  63. Medical arrogance. by Rothfuss · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is an absurd abuse of technology to further a doctor's career. There is no chance that this surgery was in the best interest of the 68 year old patient. Gall bladder surgery is reasonably common and could have been performed by any of a number of local doctors. This was *all* about getting a publication - which is sick. And I don't want to hear about how this technology will revolutionize anything, because the amount of logistical preparation needed on both sides will always make it easier to just fly a specialist to the scene and have her/him operate on the patient.

    The best quote from the article...

    "The time delay between the surgeon's movements and the return video image displayed on screen was less than 200 milliseconds. The estimated safe lag time is 330 ms."

    Estimated safe lag? As determined by who? The NIST? The AMA? Probably the doctor, immediately after hearing that the time delay was 200ms.

    -Rothfuss

    1. Re:Medical arrogance. by CoreyG · · Score: 1

      Would you rather them test the procedure on an astoundingly complex surgery that nobody has experience with? If the robot arm screwed up, any number of doctors in the vicinity of the woman could have taken over the procedure, which was part of the plan I'm sure. It would be idiotic to test this on anything other than a simple, reasonably common surgery.

    2. Re:Medical arrogance. by Rothfuss · · Score: 1

      Clearly you're missing my point if you think I would advocate a terribly complex surgery instead of the mundane one that was performed.

      Maybe lance a boil on someone's arm instead.

      I just think the whole thing is a super fancy jewel encrusted multimegabuck machine that goes bing, with the additional side effect of having a 200 ms lag.

      The surgery was performed for the same reason Evil Kenival used to jump canyons. Because when it's over, if nothing went horribly wrong, Evil looks cool. The world is not a vastly better place. New motor bike technology will not help mankind. Evil just looks cool.

      -Rothfuss

  64. Let's Bring This Closer to Home by Max+Entropy · · Score: 1

    The most compelling thing is that this surgery was of the "minimally-invasive" variety. That is, the incision was only about 1/4".

    I argue that the market for a transatlantic surgery pales in comparison to having the exact same set of surgical stations within a few feet of one another. The real value is the minimally-invasive part of the equation, rather than the fact that they made a gee-whiz surgery over thousands of miles.

  65. Maybe not that great by barzok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll probably get modded off-topic here, but back in the QuakeWorld days, I got pretty good on dial-up. When I got a fat pipe (college LAN), it took me a couple weeks to regain that. I was so tuned into anticipating the moves and compensating for the lag that I had on a modem that without it, I looked like a spaz.

  66. Boy, that takes gall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is it Gaul?

  67. Not the 1st time by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    This has already been done. IIRC open heart surgery was preformed on a guy in an Oriental country (I forget which) over the Internet2 by someone at KUMC (I believe it was KUMC). I saw that on Discovery this Spring. I don't have details for you. Hopefully that will be enough to find it yourself.

  68. Insightful?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First things first - they don't just decide to use this sort of technology without the patient's volunteering or informed consent - not doing this has a nasty habit of bringing out LAWSUITS.
    And yes, they could've gotten local doctors to do the procedure - gall bladder removal is a safe, time-tested, and relatively easy procedure - which is exactly why it was used to test the new technology. As a previous poster mentioned, you don't want to test this stuff out on ultra-delicate brain surgery!

    "This is an absurd abuse of technology to further a doctor's career."

    Well, this is an absurd and ignorant statement made without any real basis other than your over-emotional opinion.

    "This was *all* about getting a publication - which is sick."

    As opposed to what? Please tell me another way in which new systems, technology, and techniques can be put out for scrutiny by peers in the fields WITHOUT publishing research articles? And by they way - they do test this stuff first on non-humans. They state testing robotic surgery systems on non-living animal organs, then move on to animal surgery and only after a LOT of testing do they THINK of testing it on actual patients - you see, I follow this stuff, and know what's roughly going on in the field.

    "because the amount of logistical preparation needed on both sides will always make it easier to just fly a specialist to the scene and have her/him operate on the patient."

    Do the words "testbed" mean anything to you?? New technologies are ALWAYS initially more expensive inefficient until they are developed, refined, and deployed properly. The first automobiles were considered to be far less efficient and reliable than horses - now tell me what you went to work with this morning? I guess ENIAC should never have been developled - it was more cost effective to just have more PEOPLE do the military ballistics calculations by hand I guess...

    I also love the statement about ALWAYS be easier to fly someone - care to qualify that with any proof?? Can you see into the future with 20/20 vision? Once systems are deployed, cost comes down. That makes these systems economical for areas in less developed parts of the world (Middle-east, Africa, some South American countries, Antarctica), and battlefield operations. Saying you don't want to hear about the good applications of this tech shows that you refuse to acknowledge any good points at all and is a dishonest method of evaluating anything.

    "Estimated safe lag? As determined by who? The NIST? The AMA? Probably the doctor, immediately after hearing that the time delay was 200ms."

    Another pointless, baseless insult. Determined by who indeed - determined by people with more knowledge and experience in the field than YOU obviously.

    Once again we have the typical Slashdot science article over-reaction - over-emotional baseless claims made by people that probably have poor knowledge in the fields being discussed.

    Kevin Christie
    Neuroscience Program
    University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

    1. Re:Insightful?? by Rothfuss · · Score: 1

      Hah. Funny. I don't remember ever being indicted as having an over emotional reaction to a science article.

      You, Kevin, are in the Neuroscience program, and you have cultivated a self image of being one of the future pioneering doctors who will one day implement bold and dramatic new technologies at the cutting edge of science.

      When you're attempting to be the first doctor to perform a frontal lobotomy while blind folded, with your newly developed laser mounted on a monkey's head (with full consent of the well patient), please take a moment to think "Who is this helping? The patient? Mankind? or Me?"

      I like technology. I don't lie awake at night fearing a gray goo scenario. I just don't particularly like technology for the sake of technology - or personal advancement for that matter.

      And by the way... when you indict people for not using concrete facts... it helps you not look like a complete idiot, if you actually USE concrete facts in response.

      "determined by people with more knowledge and experience in the field than YOU obviously"

      Cute. Right up there with "I know you are, but what am I?" The classics are always the best.

      And man, talk about over-emotional responses, you sort of freaked out there on me. I withdraw my "always" that you tweaked on. You're right - "always" was an overly strong word choice. But the spirit of the point is correct, I believe. Your ramblings about battlefields and 3rd world countries are warm and fuzzy, but pretty bloody unlikely. The U.S. military has plenty of doctors, and if you actually think through the logistics (I don't want to walk you through this one) you'll see some of the difficulties of battlefield use. Third world countries just don't have the money. The people that do have enough money in those countries just hire american doctors.

      Really, this is all fairly obvious.

      -Rothfuss

    2. Re:Insightful?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You, Kevin, are in the Neuroscience program, and you have cultivated a self image of being one of the future pioneering doctors who will one day implement bold and dramatic new technologies at the cutting edge of science."

      Actually I'm interested in computational neuroscience and neuroethology - the neural basis of animal behavior, but that's besides the point. Nice attack - yeah I'm blinded by false pride and ambition and can't see the "obvious" evils of the mentioned doctors and procedures, right. I'll tell ya now, I'm NOT in this for the money or the glory - neuroethology isn't exactly a lucrative profession...

      "When you're attempting to be the first doctor to perform a frontal lobotomy while blind folded, with your newly developed laser mounted on a monkey's head (with full consent of the well patient), please take a moment to think "Who is this helping? The patient? Mankind? or Me?" "

      I don't see what this has to do with the procedure descirbed in the article. The doctors know what they are doing (I've followed the progress on these kinds of systems). Eventually the system must be tested under more realistic conditions - under strict saftey controls. And the monkey/laser thing is just some absurd strawman stereotype of the "cold heartless mad scientist". You use the emotional impact of a poor and cruel pseudo-scientific proceedure engrained in the popular culture (the frontal lobotomy), absued lab animals (poor little monkey subject), and mad scientist lasers, to invalidate my assertion that the procedure was not done in ignorance without the patient's consent. You are comparing an experimental medical procedure with an obviously phony procedure and imply that they are somehow morally equivalent.

      How do YOU know what the researchers are thinking?? This technology has valid and important applications, I don't see your problem with it.

      "Cute. Right up there with "I know you are, but what am I?" The classics are always the best."

      Acutally I pride myself on not name calling, but your comments had the ring of someone who is NOT familiar with the field and is projecting the image that they DO, and somehow know better than the experts in the article.

      This happens in almost EVERY Slashdot science article - everyone becomes an armchair scientist and makes "insightful", authoritative commentary as such. You make all these assertions as to the attidude of the researchers, the usefulness, cost, and future applications of the technology, but it all seems to be some kind of uninformed, "gut" reaction. On what authority/information do you base your assterions......none. You are right, because you say so, and that's the end of it.

      "Your ramblings about battlefields and 3rd world countries are warm and fuzzy, but pretty bloody unlikely."

      Why? Please, honestly, why? I'm not talking about shrapnel and basic battlefield triage. I mean, highly delicate proceedures that must be done NOW. Brain / heart surgery, et al. I can't believe that army battlefield surgeons will have the skill / ability for EVERY major trauma or injury. This thing wasn't developed for basic stuff. Same with the 3rd world - the idea isn't to have this out in every village - but a few in the major cities - Nairobi, Dar Es Salaam, Lahore, etc. And for remote research stations, especially those in hostile environments, these would also be useful - look at the issues with US Antarctic researchers (the base DOCTOR herself) who had to wait a significant and possibly dangerous length of time to evacuate for cancer surgery. As for the money issue - I believe they would be installed by charities and donations - which do provide significant medical aid to the 3rd World.

      "Really, this is all fairly obvious."

      Well, not to me, not to most people here, not to other scientists and researchers (unless they are ALL blinded, regardless of what field they are in). I'm sure Special and General Relativity were obvious to the likes of Einstein and Dirac, but they still need to explain the gist of it to others. If your opinions are to be taken more seriously you'll have to explain and better back up your assertions.

      Kevin Christie
      Neuroscience Program
      University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
      crispiewm@hotmail.com

  69. So they captured the commands onto a script... by iplayfast · · Score: 1

    Now the procedure is available as a download. Please use the mirrors.

  70. In preparation for the real remote work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These preliminary tests, of course, show that remote mutual masturbation could be a reality within two years!

  71. It's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not a tumah!

  72. Costs by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    That's working under the assumption that there are flights to Europe at the last minute.

    As events last week pointed out so well, you can't assume anything anymore.

  73. Still important for other reasons by dimator · · Score: 2

    While the usefulness can be debated, it's breakthroughs like this that help restore faith in human beings, after witnessing the harm they can cause.

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  74. My favorite line from Kindergarten Cop: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yes, touch the ferret."

  75. New Applications: #@ +1 ; Ingenious @# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can this device be used to remotely remove
    the posts of the infamous Jon Katz from
    Slashdot so readers don't vomit all over
    their desks at work?

    Thank you.

  76. Kevin William Christie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.uiuc.edu/cgi-bin/ph/ns.uiuc.edu?Query=K evin+Christie

    alias: kwchrist
    name: christie kevin william
    pretty_name: kevin william christie
    first_name: kevin
    middle_name: william
    last_name: christie
    email: kwchrist@students.uiuc.edu
    curriculum: grad2
    phone: (217) 244-2888
    office_phone: (217) 244-2888
    address: 320 morrill hall, mc 118
    : 505 s goodwin
    : urbana, il 61801
    office_address: 320 morrill hall, mc 118
    : 505 s goodwin
    : urbana, il 61801
    title: predoc fellow, fellowships
    : predoc fellow, school of molecular and cellular biology admin ofc
    department: fellowships
    type: person phone student

    1. Re:Kevin William Christie by Rothfuss · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Coward-

      This post was not cool.
      At all.
      Now his university address will be chewing spam.
      If this is the kind of contribution you are making to the slashdot community, please move along.

      -Rothfuss

    2. Re:Kevin William Christie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing is, is that I usually do give my Hotmail address, but forgot to in the original post :)

      Kevin Christie
      crispiewm@hotmail.com

    3. Re:Kevin William Christie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To anonymous Coward.

      If you look up my name on Slashdot, you'll find that I almost ALWAYS give my hotmail e-mail address. I forgot to in my original posting. Oops my bad. So what was the point to this? You pissed that I spoke without giving a contact? You sure as hell didn't! I at LEAST gave my name.

      You got a problem with my argument - at least have the decency to say it to me. I don't see what the point of THIS was?

      Now I try NOT to get into name-calling, but I'm in a pissed off mood. I don't insult people that argue with me, giving at least a name or nick. The person I replied to answered me in this forum. You could at least have the balls to do the same. You post my info, as if I'm some kind of fugitive to hunt down. I challenge YOU on what passes for your honor and integrity, to explain yourself and why you felt you had to post this. Ohhhh! you searched the UIUC directory - smart boy! It took a real GENIUS to do that! Bet you're all proud of yourself.

      Once again I challenge and dare you to your face - who the F*CK do you think you are??!!

      Kevin Christie

    4. Re:Kevin William Christie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you like to think that everyone is out to get you, so I'm sorry to burst your bubble.

      I have no problem with your argument. In fact, I quite agree. I am not the person you replied to nor have I any connection with you or the thread.

      As you sarcastically pointed out, it's quite easy to find that information. Very easy in fact. So easy that armed only with your name and the fact that you go to UIUC, I was able to find your home address and phone number in seconds. You gave me this ability, just like you gave every other Slashdotter this ability. I merely bridged the gap.

      If you're not comfortable with that sort of exposure, I'd recommend removing your information from UIUC's database. The procedure is described here. As this story gets archived, the zero score post will be removed.

      Yet it seems you are indeed comfortable revealing such information. The problem you have is not with the public display of your personal information and possible exposure to spam. Instead, you feel slighted by an invisible enemy, someone who is out to get you. I am sorry to inform you that this is not the case.

      Who am I? Does it matter? I'm anyone with a computer and access to uiuc.edu.

  77. Verbal commands and warnings by sharkey · · Score: 2

    ...can warn the medical team on the other side of the ocean if it was running out of surgical tape or other key materials.

    Duct tape can easily replace a empty surgical tape dispenser. Rubber cement, Swingline staplers and binder clips are pretty common, so the robot will be able to refill with the "next best thing" in case of a supply shortage.

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    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  78. Warzone/ remote locations/ space by Sideways+The+Dog · · Score: 1
    This is not meant for your typical civilian use. This is for soldiers in the combat zone, who need immediate surgery and don't have time to get to a MASH unit. Or, that woman in Antartica who needed surgery but was stuck for several months. Or, in space, where it is much faster/cheaper/better to have one of these on board than to fly up a doctor for a house call (dammit Jim, I'm an ISS robotic arm operator, not a telisurgical robotic arm operator).

    Even people in rural areas can benefit, sinec most local hospital cannot afford to keep all of the specialists they'd need for every possible emergency.

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    "Love is never saying you're too proud." -Tonic
  79. Re:Medical humility by jaoswald · · Score: 1

    It could be that laproscopic surgery is basically done over a video link anyway, as opposed to lancing a boil, which is typically done using the naked eye. Since the laproscopic surgeon is just looking at a video monitor and manipulating the surgical apparatus through mechanical linkages, the leap to telesurgery is much smaller. It doesn't really matter if the mechanical linkages and video feed end on another continent or not.

  80. sperm removed by remote French prostitute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call me when you read that headline.

  81. Re:Ouch - very useful by jwd-oh · · Score: 0

    Actually is is very useful. Many small rural hospitals do not have the money to hire the best surgeons, however a group of hospitals in conjungtion with a teaching hospital could purchase this equipment and move it from hospital to hospital as needed and the surgeons at the teaching hospital could perform the surgery remotely. A "Lap Chole" as discribed in the article in usually out-patient surgery. Some instead of traveling hundreds for miles with a day or more lost time this could be done at the patients local hospital. Everyone is helped. BTW, you don't need much more that a few ISDN lines for all the information flowing back and forth.

    This is very real and is in fact a very economical way of doing mimimally invasive surgery.

  82. Re:Warzone/ remote locations/ space -- Not quite by jwd-oh · · Score: 0

    Actually, IT IS for civilian use. Most surgery in war zones is not done endoscopically. Combat surgery is done "Open" (ie, use a scalpel and move internal tissues around. While there may be cool applications like warzones and space, the real will be for rural hospitals.

    It is important everyone to really read the article. The was the 1st "trans-oceanic" telesurgery not the 1st telesurgery.

  83. Technology in Search of a Problem by kr4jb · · Score: 1

    How exactly is this technology supposed to benefit anyone? Do doctors spend a significant amount of their time flying to remote hospitals? Or is this just technology in search of a problem?

    Maybe this opens up competition like the electrical utilities have done. The same hospital provides the service, but now you can bid for the cheapest surgeon on eBay.

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    // Alan Porter
  84. Remote control firefighters? by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Doctors in the United States removed a gall bladder from a patient in eastern France by remotely operating a surgical robot arm.

    What we need is remote control firefighters, that can enter burning buildings and put out fires from the safety of the command center a couple blocks away. A much harder problem, due to the necessity to climb stairs and all, but maybe you could make a helicopter version which could break through the upper story windows?

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    ok then your [sic] infringing on my copyright! Could you as [sic] me next time before STEALING my comments for your own?
    1. Re:Remote control firefighters? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      I'm sure they alredy have these things around. I can remember seeing a story about a remote controlled robot. I'm not not sure if used VR or technology that this surgical robot uses.

      I don't think it was used to put out fires, but to see if there is anyone inside, it could go through places where these's so much smoke and heat you can't see/breath/live.

      For actualy firefighting. I think it would still be much more effective, easier, cheaper and safer to use people. Robots--even human controlled ones--are still to clumsy.

    2. Re:Remote control firefighters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For actualy firefighting. I think it would still be much more effective, easier, cheaper and safer to use people.


      For now - I agree. The most difficult part I would think would be getting the robot to climb stairs - while people are coming down. Of course modern buildings have stand pipes (is that what they're called), so elevators could be used if they haven't collapsed. Perhaps a separate staircase for firefighters would be a good addition to really tall buildings anyway. It would seem too difficult to build a ramp...


      Anyway, I agree that right now it's better to use people, but frankly right now it's more effective, easier, cheaper, and safer to use people for surgery, too. I think both situations are something we should look into (although the firefighting one seems much farther away).


  85. NOT first telesurgery by jwd-oh · · Score: 0

    The was the first "TRANS-OCEANIC" telesurgery. Read the article more carefully.

    Telesurgery, while relatively new, is done a a number of centers in the US and Europe.

    It is an amazingly effective method to bring surgical expertise to areas that don't have such expertise.

    It actually is not as expensive as as people might think. IN the long run this will be one of the most inexpensive ways of performing many surgical procedures.

  86. Legal Realities of Telemedicine - Not useful in US by billstewart · · Score: 2
    I'm in the ATM business (Asynchronous Transfer Mode, not Cash Machines, though we do them too), where Telemedicine has been a staple of hype vendors for decades. At least in the US, telemedicine is not realistic except for a few contrived situations, mainly because medical licensing is done on a state-by-state basis, at least for dramatic silly things like this. Usually anywhere that can afford robot doctors are high-tech enough big-city big hostpitals that have real doctors. There is a realistic case for remote support, which is a (human) doctor in one city where the patient is talking to a specialist in another city and sharing pictures back and forth. There may be emergency medicine situations where a paramedic needs to consult a specialist, but that's usually a wireless situation. If it weren't for the structure of the medical insurance systems dominating US medicine, there might also be applications for a nurse with a camera at a small office working with a doctor who's telecommuting from some other location, but the main situations where that makes sense are rural areas that don't have the right kind of doctor within an hour or two drive.

    (In a non-insurance-dominated free market, people could pay for what they wanted, which would probably include cost-effective non-bureaucratically-oriented structures like that. And in a socialized-medicine market, you'd probably have either lots of doctors, if you believe its proponents, or not enough money for experimental technology, if you believe its opponents, or less restriction on what the medical service can do as long as it saves the service money.)

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  87. I have 3 scars .... by taniwha · · Score: 2
    I had this same surgery last year, they go in through your navel and 2 other places, they also inflate your abdomen with dry nitrogen (I guess I must have looked like that :-), you have to walk a lot afterwards to help your body expell any that's left over



    It's the only surgery I've ever had and it was a breeze - I walked home within 24 hrs



    The fun part was when the doc removed the drain he'd left in a few days later - he said "this may feel a bit funny and it might hurt" - hit hurt like hell, but it felt ssooo wierd (all that stuff moving inside you as it came out) I couldn't stop laughing even though it hurt so much .... now I know how that guy felt in the 1st alien movie ....

  88. why ask why by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    Ok, I can see doing this for a proof of concept [perhaps that's what this was] but ..
    1. Dont they have doctors in eastern France?
    2. In countries where their is sufficent technology [hi speed fiber, tecks to support the robot], would it just be cheaper to have a doctor, say, at the hospital? There seem to be more doctors than lawyers where I live.
    3. Doctors need training in this, that means they charge more, plus the cost of robot.
    4. What happens in a brown-out?
    5. Robots don't seem to be able to make a car better, why should they be able to fix me better, or perhaps I'm just missing the whole point of this....

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  89. Filling a much-needed gap in medical technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they had to come up with a way to make surgery more expensive. Science marches on!