That GNU-Darwin people decides not to link to "proprietary" libraries is, of course, a result of them using the GNU Public License so extensively-- and now the primary supported Darwin platform is not even supported in this project!
This makes me shake my and think "what the fuck." This project is not only shooting itself in the foot by choosing a platform not fully supported by the OS, but is also screwing over the real meat of Darwin's userbase: PowerPC owners. This move is akin to opening a car garage (in America) whose mechanics are all experienced in servicing American cars, and then changing policy months later, stating that the garage will only work on foreign models.
Where's the fucking logic?
Serisouly, am I the only one who is wondering who the Hell is in charge at that project? Kool-Aid Man? This move makes so little sense I can't tell if the people at GNU-Darwin are really that stupid, or if I am waking up in alternate realities every damn morning. I almost kind of hope for the latter.
This is the GPL in action, Mac faithful. Get down and kiss Apple's butt for choosing the BSD license.
The following expos, written under extreme duress, is the result of an information leak out of ESR's SourceForge fortress that is the center of his refinery compounds and gas chambers within his insidious Gas Barony.
The information did not come cheaply, however, and that is why I believe that this story must be published: a troll, in the guise of a hired Hessian mercenary, infiltrated ESR's SourceForge compound with the fullest of confidence among the dread Slashdot Moderators and the loathed GNU Patrol. It is in this expose that I detail the significant information the document that the covert troll gave his life to bring me contained.
ESR, Arrogant Gas Baron, Exposed!
I'll come to your meeting or presentation and donate my time. Yes, that's right, I'll do it for free (the first time, anyway).
Yes, that's right, folks, he'll do it for free (the first time, anyway)! See, ESR's time is so valuable, being that he can't be away from his home network of 386s running Linux, that he has to limit his time to one free presentation per group. Not that that's an unreasonable request for any other person... It's just totally arrogant because he pretends his time is worth enough to limit it to only one free presentation per group. Hell, if people were not so easily fooled by his Refinery wealth, they'd realize he should be paying them to even attend the presentations he currently speaks at. Please, someone, put a leak in this Petroleum Fiend's ego!
Anyway, on we go...
If you are not a local Linux user's group, you can make your request more attractive to me by scheduling a double-header with the local LUG...
Here we have another example of ESR's total blind arrogance. Assuming that he swings enough weight around to include his herds of unwashed Linux users at any event that he presents at.
Of course ESR knows he can, at a whim, call upon the GNU Patrol and Linux users and have them beckoning at his feet for orders (which usually are to buy cases of Jgermeister), and include them in any presentation's audience by sheer force of number... But ESR has darker plans behind the quote above.
The statement above is evidence that, simply, ESR is trying to spread the diseases of Linux zealotry, poor hygiene, and Communism, using the very organizations that pay for his lifestyle, dumbly hypnotized by his Black Gold wealth, as a catalyst for his viral teachings, in hopes of converting those caught in his wake. A wake of stench thick with idealism, crude oil, and BO.
(I'm free the first time. But if you're a profit-making entity and you decide you want my time on a regular basis, I'll have to think up a consulting rate.)
Ah, yes. He'll have to think up a consulting rate. ESR will estimate how much he wants paid to brainwash hapless victims.
ESR is obviously delusional as seen above: he doesn't have a consulting fee that he uses already simply because he's never consulted before. He's never held a regular job, in fact. Yet he thinks that there are those that would consider such a thing. Fortunately drug testing and hygiene codes have kept him out of the computer industry work force as of yet...
...I want my plane fare prepaid and pre-booked. If there's a hotel stay needed I want the room tab guaranteed, incidentals and meals and all (no chintzy base-rate-plus-tax-only stuff; I loathe having to argue with the front desk).
and
If you're a big company or a conference that charges admission, I expect you to pony up for business class or first class (so my travel exhaustion will be minimized) and I don't ever want to have to even look at the hotel bill.
Want, want, loathe, expect. Is there anything that is to ESR's liking? Can anything satisfy him? Only people jumping through hoops to satiate his unfathomable appetite for personal indulgence comes close to slaking his thirst for pampering.
ESR wouldn't lift a finger to save himself so long as he thought there was some poor fool nearby he could convince to save him for some greater good.
The above statements also shows ESR's ice cold contempt for blue-collar and low-level white collar workers everywhere. As if ESR himself were in a position to consider such people below him! Obviously, never having held a job does deepens ESR's contempt for those who are gainfully employed.
Let me emphasize that last, because conference organizers seem to have trouble following through on this. If I am asked for a credit card at checkin time, you have screwed up. Don't screw up, or I won't come back.
Short on patience and quick to temper, ESR is known to be a harsh master to the millions he holds as employees in his Gas Barony. Public executions and gas chambers are a standard part of his disciplinary model, and ESR tries to push as much of it as he can on those he doesn't (yet) control.
His arrogance is displayed in the above quote by his assumption that people are willing to comply with such irrational and rudely-made requests and demands. Unfortunately, some people and groups still are...
I don't use booze or have any other expensive tastes I can gratify on the road, so you don't have to worry about a bar tab or anything like that.
The above statement is a plain lie ESR uses to make himself more attractive to prospective marks that might consider the Gas Baron as a speaker at expos and conferences.
ESR is a heavy alcoholic, which can been seen by his ruddy complexion, garnered after years of drinking Jgermesiter as if it were water. I also have archives of a covertly-recorded AA session in which ESR introduces himself and admits his addiction to what he called "God's only true son and forgiver of sins."
It is with much sadness in my heart that I am compelled to type these words. The gentle glow of Emacs on my monitor has brought me close to tears - for me this will be the end of an era.
The story I have to tell is an unhappy one. Many of you will feel revulsion, as I did, when you hear the truth. The truth that has been hidden from you, by those who claim to hold our ideals dear - even those who first instigated these ideals.
This post will doubtless be moderated down by the minions of the evil I have discovered, indeed I fear more for my life every day which passes. Please, do not just dismiss what I have to say. Think upon the revelations I am about to unfold and make up your own mind. That is all I ask.
It all started as I browsed through the jargon file one boring afternoon. I found a passing mention of 'GLC' in one of the descriptions. There is no actual reference for GLC in the file, so I was unsure as to what it could mean. At the time I dismissed it as nothing, maybe a typo or simply an oversight by a tired editor. I know now that it was an oversight, something the editor of the jargon file wanted no-one to ever see. A glimpse into a murky past. But, I am getting ahead of myself here - back to the narrative.
My next clue was a UseNet posting. I was searching the deja archives for a recipe (I sustain my hacker lifestyle by working part-time in a local restaurant). After much searching I found what I was looking for. I saved the recipe and decided on a whim to read the replies to the post - maybe someone had an idea for a good serving suggestion or a variation to the recipe.
To my surprise one of the follow-up posts was signed as PoW, nothing unusual about that (I thought) but the signature contained those three letters GLC. The letter sequence was followed by some numbers which made no sense to me at the time.
I searched the archives for other posts by 'PoW', (s)he had been quite a prolific poster for over a year until suddenly (April 17th, 1997) the posts stopped. No reasons were given in the last posts made.
What followed over the following weeks, months and years was feverish research that took up all my spare time and eventually led to the loss of my job and my family. Perhaps if I had anything left to lose I would think twice about typing this, but I have nothing-- I am a broken man.
The things I discovered will shock you, perhaps even make you physically ill. It is likely you have been affected in some way, maybe even involved without realising. Perhaps YOU are one of the victims.
The three letters 'GLC' stand for 'GNU Labor Camp'. My research has shown that there were at least one hundred such camps, though the true number may be closer to one thousand. Inside the camps, many hackers were imprisoned - forced to code against their will on open-source projects, including the Linux kernel itself. My own estimates suggest that as many as ten-thousand hackers were imprisoned this way: herded into small cells, denied exercise, sunlight and nutritious food. Denied basic human rights like social interaction, washing facilities and anime. Many more may have been forced to work outside the camps, fearing not only for their lives but for the lives of their loved ones.
Who are the instigators of these horrific crimes? None other than Richard Stallman and Eric Raymond! Linus Torvalds is nothing than a puppet in their plans, and Alan Cox has no inclination of what he is really doing.
Already many have given all that they had, brutally forced to work until they could give no more - their only memory a few sparse lines of text displayed as the kernel loads.
I believe that the goal of the evil twins is nothing less than Total World Domination. I believe that the 'PoW' of the UseNet posting was literally a Prisoner of War, killed when (s)he was no longer useful. The number was in place of a name, no names were allowed in the camps as RMS and ESR sought to remove all traces of humanity from their slaves.
Now that I know these truths, I can no longer use an OS created from the blood of my fellow hackers, a virtual mass hacker graveyard. RMS and ESR must be stopped and made to pay for their crimes. Maybe, given time, we - the geek nation - can put these terrible events behind us.
Rise up against our oppressors and claim what it rightfully ours! Free beer! And speech! Together we have the power!
This HOW-TO explains how to perform Buttsex in the Linux Operating System w/Enterprise Resources (LOSER). This HOW-TO assumes basic knowledge of general Linux operation.
Preparation Most basically, all Linux Buttsex requires is a machine running the Linux Operating System, a penis (also referred to as a "cock" or "dick"), and a willing friend. However, you benefit greatly, especially when starting out, if you posess standard Buttsex tools.
Standard Buttsex Tools
Lubricant - Slippery stuff you smear on your johnson and your friend's manpussy, to ease the transition into Buttsex mode. Vaseline will do in a pinch, but water-based lubricants such as KY Jelly and Astroglide are preferable.
Contraception - Protective barrier between your schlong and the inside of your friend's love canal. Breeders use them to prevent pregnancy, but we queer nancies usually use them to protect ourselves from the deadly AIDS virus. While some enterprising faggots have made do with plastic wrap or masking tape, there is no substitute for a latex condom. Most all condoms will do, as long as they aren't the "extra-thin" type. Some condoms are labelled as beiong superior for Buttsex, but are not necessary.
Step One -- Prepare the Anus This step is especially important if your friend has never taken a willie in the ass before. Prepare his anus for the width and girth of your manhood with the "finger" command. It is used like so:
% finger [insert your friend's name here]
Begin with your index or middle finger, and then both middle AND index fingers, at the same time. Ten to fifteen minutes should do. If you wish, you may felate him or suck his balls, while you're fingering him.
Step Two -- Entry Here the fun starts. Have your friend lay prone on the bed, or even better, get down "on all fours". Optionally, place a couple pillows beneath him to make him more comfortable. Now position yourself behind him, and spread his asscheeks. Apply lubricant, generously, to both your sexrod, and his pit of pleasure. It is advisable to stick your fingers partially inside in his anus, to make sure that the entire edge of the entry is covered.
Your penis must be fully erect in order to make a sucessful entry. If you are not already "hard as a rock", you may rub your penis in his asscrack, while tweaking his nipples (or stroking his cock), and saying intimidating things, such as "I am going to make you squeal like a pig, boy. Squeal, like a pig!".
When your sexstick is sufficiently engorged with blood, it is time to being entry. Place the head of your cock firmly against his brown anal starfish. Begin applying firm pressure forwards, optionally using your hand to guide your dick on a true course into sodomy. Your friend is most likely moaning in agony or yelping, and you may either ignore this, or in a snide tone, say "You like that, bitch?".
When your penis is in, move on to the next step.
Step Three -- Hardcore Assramming This is fairly simple. Move your dick around in his ass, towards and then back, at varying speeds. If for some reason your dick pops out, put in back in, undaunted. Continue pumping and thrusting until you feel you are ready to move on to Step Four.
Step Four -- Orgasm When ready to blow your load, use this command:
% stdout > ass
This redirects your standard output stream into your friend's pink tunnel of XXXX. Enter the command, then with one final thrust, placing the entire length of your cock inside his body. Your penis will then eject about a quart of sticky white semen, accompanied by tremendous pleasure.
Step Five -- Cleanup
If you wore a condom, cleanup is simple. Remove the condom and toss it out your window. Then sop up any other jizz, anal juice, XXXX, or lubricant with Brawny(R) brand paper towels.
If you did not wear a condom, your friend will have a steady drip of cum out of his ass for the next few hours. Tell him to "buck up" and stuff some toilet paper in his underwear.
Afterward
Congratulations! You are now a l337 LUN1X 4$$r4mm3r, just like Linux Toreballs and his gay minions! Celebrate by masturbating to the sensual gay erotica found at http://www.goatse.cx/.
Troubleshooting
My penis isn't long enough to get past the buttcheeks! Only Jon Katz has this problem. Jon, I've told you to just get the damned surgery.
I have a really small penis, but it's still difficult to get in in the ass! Only Jon Katz has this problem, because he XXXXs little boys. Jon, get the damned surgery, and find a lover over the age of 12.
Do you know where I can find kiddie pr0n? Please go away, Katz.
Quit being a whiny bitch and use 128-bit WEP encryption. Then take the key your passphrase makes, prepend it with a $, and use it as the network password.
Slashdot Mirror
I'll have to convert all of my scripted apps over immediately.
Thanks RMS.
DOS them.
That GNU-Darwin people decides not to link to "proprietary" libraries is, of course, a result of them using the GNU Public License so extensively-- and now the primary supported Darwin platform is not even supported in this project!
This makes me shake my and think "what the fuck." This project is not only shooting itself in the foot by choosing a platform not fully supported by the OS, but is also screwing over the real meat of Darwin's userbase: PowerPC owners. This move is akin to opening a car garage (in America) whose mechanics are all experienced in servicing American cars, and then changing policy months later, stating that the garage will only work on foreign models.
Where's the fucking logic?
Serisouly, am I the only one who is wondering who the Hell is in charge at that project? Kool-Aid Man? This move makes so little sense I can't tell if the people at GNU-Darwin are really that stupid, or if I am waking up in alternate realities every damn morning. I almost kind of hope for the latter.
This is the GPL in action, Mac faithful. Get down and kiss Apple's butt for choosing the BSD license.
The following expos, written under extreme duress, is the result of an information leak out of ESR's SourceForge fortress that is the center of his refinery compounds and gas chambers within his insidious Gas Barony.
The information did not come cheaply, however, and that is why I believe that this story must be published: a troll, in the guise of a hired Hessian mercenary, infiltrated ESR's SourceForge compound with the fullest of confidence among the dread Slashdot Moderators and the loathed GNU Patrol. It is in this expose that I detail the significant information the document that the covert troll gave his life to bring me contained.
ESR, Arrogant Gas Baron, Exposed!I'll come to your meeting or presentation and donate my time. Yes, that's right, I'll do it for free (the first time, anyway).
Yes, that's right, folks, he'll do it for free (the first time, anyway)! See, ESR's time is so valuable, being that he can't be away from his home network of 386s running Linux, that he has to limit his time to one free presentation per group. Not that that's an unreasonable request for any other person... It's just totally arrogant because he pretends his time is worth enough to limit it to only one free presentation per group. Hell, if people were not so easily fooled by his Refinery wealth, they'd realize he should be paying them to even attend the presentations he currently speaks at. Please, someone, put a leak in this Petroleum Fiend's ego!
Anyway, on we go...
If you are not a local Linux user's group, you can make your request more attractive to me by scheduling a double-header with the local LUG...
Here we have another example of ESR's total blind arrogance. Assuming that he swings enough weight around to include his herds of unwashed Linux users at any event that he presents at.
Of course ESR knows he can, at a whim, call upon the GNU Patrol and Linux users and have them beckoning at his feet for orders (which usually are to buy cases of Jgermeister), and include them in any presentation's audience by sheer force of number... But ESR has darker plans behind the quote above.
The statement above is evidence that, simply, ESR is trying to spread the diseases of Linux zealotry, poor hygiene, and Communism, using the very organizations that pay for his lifestyle, dumbly hypnotized by his Black Gold wealth, as a catalyst for his viral teachings, in hopes of converting those caught in his wake. A wake of stench thick with idealism, crude oil, and BO.
(I'm free the first time. But if you're a profit-making entity and you decide you want my time on a regular basis, I'll have to think up a consulting rate.)
Ah, yes. He'll have to think up a consulting rate. ESR will estimate how much he wants paid to brainwash hapless victims.
ESR is obviously delusional as seen above: he doesn't have a consulting fee that he uses already simply because he's never consulted before. He's never held a regular job, in fact. Yet he thinks that there are those that would consider such a thing. Fortunately drug testing and hygiene codes have kept him out of the computer industry work force as of yet...
and
If you're a big company or a conference that charges admission, I expect you to pony up for business class or first class (so my travel exhaustion will be minimized) and I don't ever want to have to even look at the hotel bill.
Want, want, loathe, expect. Is there anything that is to ESR's liking? Can anything satisfy him? Only people jumping through hoops to satiate his unfathomable appetite for personal indulgence comes close to slaking his thirst for pampering.
ESR wouldn't lift a finger to save himself so long as he thought there was some poor fool nearby he could convince to save him for some greater good.
The above statements also shows ESR's ice cold contempt for blue-collar and low-level white collar workers everywhere. As if ESR himself were in a position to consider such people below him! Obviously, never having held a job does deepens ESR's contempt for those who are gainfully employed.
Let me emphasize that last, because conference organizers seem to have trouble following through on this. If I am asked for a credit card at checkin time, you have screwed up. Don't screw up, or I won't come back.
Short on patience and quick to temper, ESR is known to be a harsh master to the millions he holds as employees in his Gas Barony. Public executions and gas chambers are a standard part of his disciplinary model, and ESR tries to push as much of it as he can on those he doesn't (yet) control.
His arrogance is displayed in the above quote by his assumption that people are willing to comply with such irrational and rudely-made requests and demands. Unfortunately, some people and groups still are...
I don't use booze or have any other expensive tastes I can gratify on the road, so you don't have to worry about a bar tab or anything like that.
The above statement is a plain lie ESR uses to make himself more attractive to prospective marks that might consider the Gas Baron as a speaker at expos and conferences.
ESR is a heavy alcoholic, which can been seen by his ruddy complexion, garnered after years of drinking Jgermesiter as if it were water. I also have archives of a covertly-recorded AA session in which ESR introduces himself and admits his addiction to what he called "God's only true son and forgiver of sins."
spread my buttcheeks.
How bout a life?
52x the gay porn to go.
Fans were pissed he never made it into any of the expansion packs for 1.0.
that could have been solved by googling.
Greetings, fellow hackers.
It is with much sadness in my heart that I am compelled to type these words. The gentle glow of Emacs on my monitor has brought me close to tears - for me this will be the end of an era.
The story I have to tell is an unhappy one. Many of you will feel revulsion, as I did, when you hear the truth. The truth that has been hidden from you, by those who claim to hold our ideals dear - even those who first instigated these ideals.
This post will doubtless be moderated down by the minions of the evil I have discovered, indeed I fear more for my life every day which passes. Please, do not just dismiss what I have to say. Think upon the revelations I am about to unfold and make up your own mind. That is all I ask.
It all started as I browsed through the jargon file one boring afternoon. I found a passing mention of 'GLC' in one of the descriptions. There is no actual reference for GLC in the file, so I was unsure as to what it could mean. At the time I dismissed it as nothing, maybe a typo or simply an oversight by a tired editor. I know now that it was an oversight, something the editor of the jargon file wanted no-one to ever see. A glimpse into a murky past. But, I am getting ahead of myself here - back to the narrative.
My next clue was a UseNet posting. I was searching the deja archives for a recipe (I sustain my hacker lifestyle by working part-time in a local restaurant). After much searching I found what I was looking for. I saved the recipe and decided on a whim to read the replies to the post - maybe someone had an idea for a good serving suggestion or a variation to the recipe.
To my surprise one of the follow-up posts was signed as PoW, nothing unusual about that (I thought) but the signature contained those three letters GLC. The letter sequence was followed by some numbers which made no sense to me at the time.
I searched the archives for other posts by 'PoW', (s)he had been quite a prolific poster for over a year until suddenly (April 17th, 1997) the posts stopped. No reasons were given in the last posts made.
What followed over the following weeks, months and years was feverish research that took up all my spare time and eventually led to the loss of my job and my family. Perhaps if I had anything left to lose I would think twice about typing this, but I have nothing-- I am a broken man.
The things I discovered will shock you, perhaps even make you physically ill. It is likely you have been affected in some way, maybe even involved without realising. Perhaps YOU are one of the victims.
The three letters 'GLC' stand for 'GNU Labor Camp'. My research has shown that there were at least one hundred such camps, though the true number may be closer to one thousand. Inside the camps, many hackers were imprisoned - forced to code against their will on open-source projects, including the Linux kernel itself. My own estimates suggest that as many as ten-thousand hackers were imprisoned this way: herded into small cells, denied exercise, sunlight and nutritious food. Denied basic human rights like social interaction, washing facilities and anime. Many more may have been forced to work outside the camps, fearing not only for their lives but for the lives of their loved ones.
Who are the instigators of these horrific crimes? None other than Richard Stallman and Eric Raymond! Linus Torvalds is nothing than a puppet in their plans, and Alan Cox has no inclination of what he is really doing.
Already many have given all that they had, brutally forced to work until they could give no more - their only memory a few sparse lines of text displayed as the kernel loads.
I believe that the goal of the evil twins is nothing less than Total World Domination. I believe that the 'PoW' of the UseNet posting was literally a Prisoner of War, killed when (s)he was no longer useful. The number was in place of a name, no names were allowed in the camps as RMS and ESR sought to remove all traces of humanity from their slaves.
Now that I know these truths, I can no longer use an OS created from the blood of my fellow hackers, a virtual mass hacker graveyard. RMS and ESR must be stopped and made to pay for their crimes. Maybe, given time, we - the geek nation - can put these terrible events behind us.
Rise up against our oppressors and claim what it rightfully ours! Free beer! And speech! Together we have the power!
TAKE THE POWER BACK!
Linux Buttsex HOW-TO
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by Alan Cocks
Introduction
This HOW-TO explains how to perform Buttsex in the Linux Operating System w/Enterprise Resources (LOSER). This HOW-TO assumes basic knowledge of general Linux operation.
Preparation
Most basically, all Linux Buttsex requires is a machine running the Linux Operating System, a penis (also referred to as a "cock" or "dick"), and a willing friend. However, you benefit greatly, especially when starting out, if you posess standard Buttsex tools.
Standard Buttsex Tools
Lubricant - Slippery stuff you smear on your johnson and your friend's manpussy, to ease the transition into Buttsex mode. Vaseline will do in a pinch, but water-based lubricants such as KY Jelly and Astroglide are preferable.
Contraception - Protective barrier between your schlong and the inside of your friend's love canal. Breeders use them to prevent pregnancy, but we queer nancies usually use them to protect ourselves from the deadly AIDS virus. While some enterprising faggots have made do with plastic wrap or masking tape, there is no substitute for a latex condom. Most all condoms will do, as long as they aren't the "extra-thin" type. Some condoms are labelled as beiong superior for Buttsex, but are not necessary.
Step One -- Prepare the Anus
This step is especially important if your friend has never taken a willie in the ass before. Prepare his anus for the width and girth of your manhood with the "finger" command. It is used like so:
% finger [insert your friend's name here]
Begin with your index or middle finger, and then both middle AND index fingers, at the same time. Ten to fifteen minutes should do. If you wish, you may felate him or suck his balls, while you're fingering him.
Step Two -- Entry
Here the fun starts. Have your friend lay prone on the bed, or even better, get down "on all fours". Optionally, place a couple pillows beneath him to make him more comfortable. Now position yourself behind him, and spread his asscheeks. Apply lubricant, generously, to both your sexrod, and his pit of pleasure. It is advisable to stick your fingers partially inside in his anus, to make sure that the entire edge of the entry is covered.
Your penis must be fully erect in order to make a sucessful entry. If you are not already "hard as a rock", you may rub your penis in his asscrack, while tweaking his nipples (or stroking his cock), and saying intimidating things, such as "I am going to make you squeal like a pig, boy. Squeal, like a pig!".
When your sexstick is sufficiently engorged with blood, it is time to being entry. Place the head of your cock firmly against his brown anal starfish. Begin applying firm pressure forwards, optionally using your hand to guide your dick on a true course into sodomy. Your friend is most likely moaning in agony or yelping, and you may either ignore this, or in a snide tone, say "You like that, bitch?".
When your penis is in, move on to the next step.
Step Three -- Hardcore Assramming
This is fairly simple. Move your dick around in his ass, towards and then back, at varying speeds. If for some reason your dick pops out, put in back in, undaunted. Continue pumping and thrusting until you feel you are ready to move on to Step Four.
Step Four -- Orgasm
When ready to blow your load, use this command:
% stdout > ass
This redirects your standard output stream into your friend's pink tunnel of XXXX. Enter the command, then with one final thrust, placing the entire length of your cock inside his body. Your penis will then eject about a quart of sticky white semen, accompanied by tremendous pleasure.
Step Five -- Cleanup
If you wore a condom, cleanup is simple. Remove the condom and toss it out your window. Then sop up any other jizz, anal juice, XXXX, or lubricant with Brawny(R) brand paper towels.
If you did not wear a condom, your friend will have a steady drip of cum out of his ass for the next few hours. Tell him to "buck up" and stuff some toilet paper in his underwear.
Afterward
Congratulations! You are now a l337 LUN1X 4$$r4mm3r, just like Linux Toreballs and his gay minions! Celebrate by masturbating to the sensual gay erotica found at http://www.goatse.cx/
Troubleshooting
My penis isn't long enough to get past the buttcheeks!
Only Jon Katz has this problem. Jon, I've told you to just get the damned surgery.
I have a really small penis, but it's still difficult to get in in the ass!
Only Jon Katz has this problem, because he XXXXs little boys. Jon, get the damned surgery, and find a lover over the age of 12.
Do you know where I can find kiddie pr0n?
Please go away, Katz.
Nah, you're just a really dumb fucking wanker.
Well, something tells me that evolution hasn't been honing canids for "cuteness" for the last few million.
Call it a hunch.
to these blue and yellow purple pills
Yup. Dog've been selectively bred my man for millions of years now.
Yup.
It was going for $1.69 per can.
Try having something to actually sell besides vaporous projects and shit anyone can download for free (re: don't use the GPL).
Or maybe, develop for a real OS.
They would consider doing some development instead.
I know it's been a while, but I've still been working on new stories. I jut haven't posted them due to lack of a regualr Internet connection.
So what, when I finally get back online, do you guys wanna see?
Well I'll be back full-time soon. Mull this over.
Love,
Trollaxor
Quit being a whiny bitch and use 128-bit WEP encryption. Then take the key your passphrase makes, prepend it with a $, and use it as the network password.
Jesus.
66% of those updates were out ages ago and even got /. coverage-- Pudge, you're fluffing us.
You can't use Linux without a few heft rolls of toilet paper. Sorry, please move along.
At least I don't have a British accent, you pale wanker!
After installing this update, all text in Terminal.app appears in reverse.