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  1. Tablets, Mr. Ballmer? on Ballmer Says Microsoft Is 'Hardcore' About Tablets · · Score: 1

    Yes, just keep taking them. The little blue ones every day and the big orange ones every 6 hours. You'll soon feel much better.

  2. Re:left-to-right-top-to-bottom-you-silly-foreigner on ICANN Approves Internationalized Chinese Domain Names · · Score: 1

    Don't keep using French expressions like "carte blanche". That's just so passé.

  3. Re:Wait... They want them to dumb things down... on Do Scientists Understand the Public? · · Score: 1

    Pictures you can understand even if you can't read. Examples are also important.

    and car analogies.

  4. They done kilt mah kin? on Microsoft Kills the Kin · · Score: 1

    There's gon' be a feud over this!

  5. Re:Why the internet? on Senate Panel Approves Cybersecurity Bill · · Score: 1

    We had to destroy the Internet in order to save it.

  6. Re:Where have I heard this before? on How HTML5 Will Change the Web · · Score: 1

    Call me out of touch but I had no idea this phrase came from Star Wars. I have literally never seen any of the Star Wars movies. I must be channeling George Lucas. Scary!

  7. How can I locate these people who trust Microsoft? on Study Finds Google Is More Trusted Than Traditional Media · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can let them have the Brooklyn bridge for a wonderful bargain price. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.

  8. Re:Exaflops on Petaflops? DARPA Seeks Quintillion-Flop Computers · · Score: 1

    Only on /. could this be modded Informative

  9. So it's the perfect platform... on Fifth of Android Apps Expose Private Data · · Score: 1

    ... for Chatroulette?

  10. Where have I heard this before? on How HTML5 Will Change the Web · · Score: 4, Funny

    One language (JavaScript) to rule them all, one data model (XML and DOM) to find them, one set of layout rules (CSS) to bring text, audio, video, and graphics and in the darkness bind them.

    Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

  11. Re:Chips? on Potato-Powered Batteries Debut · · Score: 1

    If Apple adopted it, that would be hard core.

  12. Chips? on Potato-Powered Batteries Debut · · Score: 4, Funny

    So does this mean we will be able to have our chips powered by chips?

  13. Sentences? on German Publishers Want Monopoly On Sentences · · Score: 1

    So if people break this law, will they be given sentences for using sentences?

  14. Re:This is temporary on Tornado Scientists Butt Heads With Storm Chasers · · Score: 1

    Call me cynical, but I believe that if this happened it would make front page news in all the media, a whole bunch more people would read about it and think chasing storms sounded like a nifty idea and the result would be that the next major tornado would have twice as many people chasing it.

  15. So when we know his genetic makeup... on Ozzy Osbourne To Be Genetically Decoded · · Score: 1

    ... will we be able to screen for it and avoid it?

  16. Re:that's pretty cheap.... on The White House Listed On Real Estate Website · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, property values have gone right down ever since those colored people moved into the area.

  17. Being John Malkovich on Bionic-Eyed Man Wants To Stream Eye Video Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you think we can persuade John Malkovich to have one of these bionic eyes fitted and turn fiction into reality?

  18. Re:We'd like to but... on Time To Dump XP? · · Score: 1

    our company won't move forward till the bendor says it's ok.

    I guess that makes you the bendee. I know the feeling...

  19. Avast! on Spanish Judges Liken File Sharing To Lending Books · · Score: 1

    Let's cross the Spanish Main, me hearties. Aaaaaarrrr!

  20. Re:I thought... on Jumbo Dual-Screen "Kno" Tablet Debuts At D8 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's better than naming your company after a description of your private parts, like Bill Gates did.

  21. So they've got no empathy... on Students Show a Dramatic Drop In Empathy · · Score: 1

    ... so why should I care?

  22. Re:Whats the big deal on Intel Sucks Up Water Amid Drought In China · · Score: 1

    Or maybe Intel should use Coke to make its chips?

  23. Re:Wrong on How Google Can Make Android Truly Tablet-Worthy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think David Hockney would be classed as a child, and he seems pretty enthusiastic about the iPad as a (finger)painting medium.

  24. Re:How is this evolution? on How Viruses Evolve Into All-Purpose Malware · · Score: 1

    That would be a very interesting experiment. After all, the replication time-scale should allow evolution to happen extremely quickly compared to biological experiment. If we found that viruses could evolve into say, GPL software or iPhone apps in order to propagate themselves, I might almost be tempted to believe in evolution.

  25. How is this evolution? on How Viruses Evolve Into All-Purpose Malware · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know evolution is a much-abused word, but TFA itself states "some malicious codes are a problem difficult to tackle because of their inherent complexity and an intelligent design". Let's give the Intelligent Designer some credit, even when he's a malevolent one. This virus is not going to "evolve" into another form any time soon, it has simple been designed to make limited adaptations to local circumstances.