You must not be running Google Grass then, every single blade of grass has a sensor and a 3G connection so that, you known instantly who's on your lawn! It even comes with a Google Plus plugin that posts exactly which blades of grass are being stood on.
Thanks for putting me straight. I thought Google Grass was the Japanese language release of their wearable computing product.
A better energy source is urine produced by bees instead of human urine. And it's already available today for powering motor vehicles. In fact I just filled my car up with BP.
Be careful about installing this. The new icons and colour scheme still cause some older display panels to burst into flames or, in extreme cases, the entire device to shut down out of embarrassment.
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Windows NT 3.51 was the most stable operating system I have ever used.
I guess you never used Novell NetWare v3.12 then. Now that was stable !
Some of the comments on here by Americans mocking the Indians are pretty rich coming from a country that fought the Battle of Los Angeles
You must not be running Google Grass then, every single blade of grass has a sensor and a 3G connection so that, you known instantly who's on your lawn! It even comes with a Google Plus plugin that posts exactly which blades of grass are being stood on.
Thanks for putting me straight. I thought Google Grass was the Japanese language release of their wearable computing product.
A better energy source is urine produced by bees instead of human urine. And it's already available today for powering motor vehicles. In fact I just filled my car up with BP.
The world's largest virus was discovered a long time ago. It's called Windows 8.
I know.. SOCIALISM!!!!
Yeah, goddamn Communist sun, shining on people whether they pay for it or not.
It's about time they privatized it so that free enterprise got a fair chance in the energy market.
The motto of the CEO at a company I worked for many years ago.
I bet he's still wondering why he has so little success on dating websites.
More like a Spaniard in a kilt.
or a Maltese transvestite.
I don't understand porn addition.
1 stack of porn + 1 stack of porn = 1 big stack of porn
Next week's lesson... porn multiplication
For years and years of not getting my work done.
I'd like to join your class action suit.
... 6.3 inches ought to be enough for anybody.
Does that sentence really characterise what is going on?
I wouldn't be surprised if the Texas National Guard was massing troops on the Florida border even as we speak.
... he's got a really nice clean cell now.
Guess I'll have to buy the White Album again...
Be careful about installing this. The new icons and colour scheme still cause some older display panels to burst into flames or, in extreme cases, the entire device to shut down out of embarrassment.
That's just because of the way you're holding it.
So where am I supposed to get clean water for my scotch?
Mandrake, I suggest you drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol.
I think you mean Indiana University, mods.
No. It's been outsourced.
With the rest being an arm of Wall Street.
Which is an arm of the Church of Latter Day Saints
then they obviously are hiding WMD's
Yes, they have pressure cookers in New Zealand. That proves it.
Well, it seems that the US now has a casus belli to invade pretty much any country that has a factory producing pressure cookers. Look out, Ecuador!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, bacon!
Makes me wonder to what extent steg techniques are being used today.
What else do you think all those cute pictures of cats are on the interwebs for?
What, no computer fraud? I wonder how the prosecutor missed that - he could have accused him of HACKING and CYBERTERRORISM!!!!11111!
And they forgot a couple of charges of rape, too.
How about we have 3 boxes on the forms. Male, Female, Other. So simple, problem solved.
You forgot the Cowboy Neal option.
Yeah, but it works _within_ each country. Southern Italians are much bigger assholes than northern Italians. Think Cosa Nostra, 'Ndrangheta, Camorra.