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  1. We are at war with Eastasia on Gov't Puts Witness On No Fly List, Then Denies Having Done So · · Score: 1

    We have always been at war with Easta^H^H^H^H^HMalaysia.

  2. Re:Password? on Dial 00000000 To Blow Up the World · · Score: 1

    An admin I knew always reset the passwords of people who had forgotten their passwords to "I4GOT". We had lots of support calls which went something like this.

    "So what's my new password?"

    "I4GOT"

    "No, I forgot, but I asked you to reset it for me. What did you reset it to?"

    "I4GOT"

    "Well, if you forgot it, how do you expect me to remember it?"

    etc.

  3. Overstating their case on Why Competing For Tenure Is Like Trying To Become a Drug Lord · · Score: 1

    Generally speaking, not so many people end up dead in battles for tenure.

  4. Re:Why on Snowden Document Says Dutch Secret Service Hacks Internet Forums · · Score: 1

    The real question is: how did the NSA know that the Dutch secret service was doing this?

    They were paying them to do it?

  5. Added functionality on New Fujitsu Laptop Reads Your Palm, For Security · · Score: 1

    The advantage of this system is that, as well as handling the security of your laptop, it is also able to tell you that you will meet a tall dark stranger, you will live to an old age and will be lucky in love but not in money.

  6. Re:Fret not on Woman Fined For Bad Review Striking Back In Court · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ding Ding Ding Ding

    Is that you, Hector Salamanca?

  7. Re:So you won't need to waste time on FB on Google Wants To Write Your Social Media Responses For You · · Score: 1

    Google just posted this Slashdot comment for me.

  8. Don't come from Holland on Driver Arrested In Ohio For Secret Car Compartment Full of Nothing · · Score: 1

    I can well remember about 20 years ago I drove from Holland to England by way of the Channel Tunnel in a large rental van I had hired to pick up a suite of furniture that my in-laws in England had generously said they would to give to me. The French Customs stopped me at the entrance to the tunnel and asked me what I was transporting in the van, to which I innocently replied "Nothing". They took a look at the empty van. Next thing I knew there were about 14 gendarmes inside and outside the van going over the vehicle inch by inch knocking on every panel to find the secret compartment. It was good half an hour before they gave up trying to find the non-existent drugs. The air of mystification on their faces was a joy to behold when they let me go. I swear some of them still believed I must have filled the back of the van with drugs in gaseous form.

  9. More details of the proposed text on US Working To Kill UN Privacy Resolutions · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another leaked memo reveals that the next version of the text proposed by the US contains the words "You must love Big Brother. It is not enough to obey him, you must love him."

  10. Re: Unplug. on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Protect Your Privacy These Days? Or Do You? · · Score: 1

    I have a job and two girlfriends (one three year relationship one four year relationship - both still going strong).

    I hope they don't find out about each other.

  11. Re:Death Rates on We're Safe From the Latest SARS-Like Disease...For the Moment · · Score: 1

    When H5N1 was doing the rounds in the UK, I, and my wife, and a lot of other people I knew, had long running and/or recurrent chest infections over a couple of months or so. None of us was ill enough to bother to go to the doctor, and there were enough people about with the same symptoms that we were still working, so we didn't need a medical report to miss work. So, we never got on any statistics for having something. My feeling (and my wife's, who is a biologist) is that its quite likely that a lot of people got H5N1 but were never diagnosed nor counted. This makes the claimed "H5N1 killed n% of people it infected" (whatever n% was) totally specious. And I'd bet that the same is true of SARS.

    I lived in China throughout the SARS outbreak. Your idea would be plausible in a Western country, but not in China during SARS. Every workplace took the temperatures of everyone turning up for work every day. If you had any fever, you were isolated and had to see a doctor. Little old ladies from the Communist party social welfare organization did the rounds of every house and apartment regularly to check whether anyone had fever or flu-like symptoms. Anyone travelling by air or train had their temperature taken. In some cases, whole quarters of cities where a case was reported were cordoned off and no one went in or out. The country was pretty much locked down, which is why the spread was as little as it was.

  12. Re:What about the Japanese casualties? on World War II's Last Surviving Doolittle Raiders Make Their Final Toast · · Score: 5, Informative

    I would be interested in a cite about the number of Chinese killed.

    "The First Heroes: The Extraordinary Story of the Doolittle Raid—America's First World War II Victory" by Craig NELSON. London: Penguin Press, 2002. ISBN 978-0-14-200341-1. See pages 226-228.

  13. Re:What about the Japanese casualties? on World War II's Last Surviving Doolittle Raiders Make Their Final Toast · · Score: 5, Insightful

    More to the point, what about the Chinese casualties? The often ignored result of the raid was that the Japanese, in reprisals against any family, village or town that they thought might have helped the escaping Doolittle raiders, murdered about 250,000 men, women and children. That number is not a typo. It is not a mistake or an exaggeration. Two hundred and fifty thousand Chinese were slaughtered by the Imperial Japanese Army during the search for Doolittle's men.

    Now please remind me again why I should care about the Japanese casualties.

  14. Re: Speed is good, but what about range? on Tesla Model S Can Hit (At Least) 132 MPH On the Autobahn · · Score: 1

    My M5 can easily go over 250 miles at 132mph also i recharge it in under 10 mins.

    That telsa cant touch my top speed and cannot touch the refuel/recharge time.

    You can change the battery on the Tesla in 90 seconds.

  15. Re:Easy one... on Why Does Windows Have Terrible Battery Life? · · Score: 1

    Microsoft or the NSA are only organizations who can answer that question. .

    FTFY

  16. Re:Move to the US, or maybe Sweden. on Ask Slashdot: Legal Advice Or Loopholes Needed For Manned Space Program · · Score: 1

    "Vunce ze rockets are up, who cares vere zey come down? "Zat's not mein department!" says Werner von Braun.

  17. Re: Why? on Samsung Creates Phone With Curved Display · · Score: 1

    If a woman's got the body to pull off tight jeans, then by god there is no reason to ditch tight jeans.

    On the contrary, I think there's every reason to get rid of them right now.

  18. Re:Assinine on Ford Showcases Self-Parking Car Technology · · Score: 2

    Well, previously, you could slap the donkey on her ass ...

    tautology

  19. I kind of expected this on New Headphones Generate Sound With Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 1

    Please wake me up when someone discovers a thing that carbon nanotubes can't do.

  20. I don't believe any of this story on Arrest Made In Webcam Highjacking Extortion Case · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pics or it didn't happen.

  21. Re: Obvious choice on Ask Slashdot: Best Open Source CRM/ERP System For a Small Business? · · Score: 1

    I was always a fan of CRM114...

    Masochist.

    Yes, I think he's some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about his preversion, and he's organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.

  22. Re:USA = LIBERATOR on Belgium Investigates Suspected Cyber Spying By Foreign State · · Score: 2

    Who will come to your aid the next time you're occupied?

    The British, just like they usually do. And the Americans will turn up 3 years late, just like they usually do.

  23. Re:There's more of these control rooms on NSA Chief Built Star Trek Like Command Center · · Score: 1

    The "captains chair" ... looks like it's armored, like he's expected to get shot at by the people in the back row...

    We can but hope.

  24. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... on TSA Reminds You Not To Travel With Hand Grenades · · Score: 1

    It means that it's not ert.

  25. Re:Sharing is evil on SF Airport Officials Make Citizen Arrests of Internet Rideshare Drivers · · Score: 1

    Parents who tell kids to share their toys should be arrested also. It's killing the Toys R us franchise.

    Parents who tell kids to share their toys should be arrested anyway. That's just promoting communism in their innocent minds. Won't someone think of the children?