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  1. Re:I think humans should hold off on particle phys on Physicists Detect Whiff of New Particle At the Large Hadron Collider (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 2

    Luckily nobody is interested in your dull, uninformed opinion. Thanks anyway though.

  2. You sound smart. Did infowars tell you that?

  3. Re:Physicists are getting desperate on Physicists Detect Whiff of New Particle At the Large Hadron Collider (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of desperation at work here. It's sad.

    lol. Don't worry Donald, they'll be alright. This desperation is only in your head, after all. There was the small matter of the Higgs boson. The Higgs is about as new fucking physics as you can get, and is the newest physics for at least 30 years.

    Do enlighten us what would count to you as 'something'.

  4. Re:Yawn .... wha?! on Physicists Detect Whiff of New Particle At the Large Hadron Collider (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Come on, CERN... come up with one good thing.

    Obviously you don't consider discovering the Higgs particle a "good thing."

    That makes whatever you consider a "good thing" stupidly unrealistic. I daresay CERN would be unconcerned about your criticism. The cheek.

  5. Re:good writeup from mfb on Physicists Detect Whiff of New Particle At the Large Hadron Collider (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Go with David Wolfe or Alex Jones, all the certainly you'll ever need. Enjoy.

  6. Re:Three Quarks for Muster Mark! on Physicists Detect Whiff of New Particle At the Large Hadron Collider (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Cool story bro

  7. Re:How many particles now? on Physicists Detect Whiff of New Particle At the Large Hadron Collider (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    The only real difference in matter is plus and minus.

    I skimmed through the rest but this was the bit that pushed you over the line into nutterville. No-one who knows what they're talking about would say something that asinine. The rest merely confirms it.

    I think you could honestly classify this under 'not even wrong'.

  8. Just replace 'observe' with 'interact'. No consciousness is required.

  9. Re:When you think about it on Physicists Detect Whiff of New Particle At the Large Hadron Collider (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Superstring to a proton is like proton to the solar system. As Feynman said, there's a lot of room at the bottom.

  10. Re:Starship Troopers on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Sci-Fi Movie? · · Score: 1

    I think the grunts on the ground "tactic" in Starship Troopers is essentially one long running gag. Everything they do seems to maximise casualties. They don't even spread their ships out in orbit, but keep them all tightly packed together (close enough to crash into each other when the rocks start smacking into them).

    If (about as big as "ifs" get) there was a real war against a bug like alien species, you'd just nuke the fuck out of their planet. Probably with cobalt tipped warheads to ensure the planet becomes uninhabitable. Failing that, how about some fucking robots? Bombardment from orbit? I mean just about anything other than "send a load of people down with guns" is preferable.

    Hilarious movie though.

  11. Re:Nothing to do with Hollywood on Hollywood Is Losing the Battle Against Online Trolls (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    This guy doesn't need to see it bud, he likes his ethics with lashings of gaming journalism. Don't waste your time.

  12. Re:Nothing to do with Hollywood on Hollywood Is Losing the Battle Against Online Trolls (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    Given that Turks just voted to make Erdogan their official tyrant, I would believe just about anything at this point.

  13. Re:Nothing to do with Hollywood on Hollywood Is Losing the Battle Against Online Trolls (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 0

    I'm guessing they'll wait for some SJW-centric

    Funny how unironic use of a term like that marks one out as a cunt of a particularly pathetic variety. Ethics in gaming journalism, bud.

  14. Posting anything climate-related on slashdot is pointless. Minds are well and truly made up and not for changing. The intellectual cowardice and motivated reasoning on display is fucking pathetic. Can't be bothered debating these wankers, who really are no different from creationists or anti-vaxxers at this point.

  15. Re:you're free to have unlimited services on Pirate Bay Founder: 'I Have Given Up' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Many of us still remember how socialism actually works from first hand experience.

    Socialism? Go ahead and be specific. What are you talking about? Where was your experience?

  16. Re:Mass piracy has been solved by better business on Pirate Bay Founder: 'I Have Given Up' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    "Why would anyone not pay for decent programming Muffy? I say, Thad down at the club is throwing a lobster brunch at the cape. We should go if he doesn't serve domestic champagne." Fuck you, ass-hat. I have better things to do with my money than hand it to fat-assed programming executives who can't come up with original ideas.

    Somewhere along the line that slipped into complete incoherence.

  17. Re:What else is new? on Uber's 'Hell' Program Tracked and Targeted Lyft Drivers (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    So tell me something that is actually surprising

    You're OK. You're not even a dick.

  18. Re:Stolen Goods on Pirate Bay Founder: 'I Have Given Up' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Ah, a troll. Aiming to get some flames around the whole 'copying is/is not "theft"' debate. Despite being obvious, you'll do well.

  19. Re:heh windoze on Microsoft Kills Off Security Bulletins (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    This dude, doesn't care, must be high

  20. Re:Fuck Security on Microsoft Kills Off Security Bulletins (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    I suspect this person's aversion to microsoft is not due to this particular thing.

  21. Re:and we give them a free education on Investigation Finds Inmates Built Computers, Hid Them In Prison Ceiling (cbs6albany.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, I use actual examples to form my opinion of the world.

    In my experience, fire is always hot, water is always wet, criminals are always criminals.

    --XYZZY--

    So you're incapable of nuanced thought. Well done you.

    Lots of people are incapable of nuanced thought. See:

    "basket of deplorables"

    "Trump voters" becomes "racist voters"

    "Unable to support Anita Sarkeesian/Brianna Wu/etc" becomes "Misogynist"

    Oh, wait, you thought you were capable of nuanced thought? That's actually quite hilarious.

    If you're addressing me, all I can state is that I have no fucking idea what you're on about or why Trump or Anita Sarkeesian are relevant. Thanks.

  22. Re:You you folks have not watched the SyFy TV .... on Neuroscientists Weigh In On Elon Musk's Mysterious 'Neural Lace' Company (ieee.org) · · Score: 1

    Yeah let's ban something based on what a TV show has speculated. Bulletproof reasoning.

  23. For your sake I hope that just a shit joke. Weed's great and all but it doesn't cure shit.

  24. Re:misleading nonsense about fantasy matter on Scientists Capture First Image of Dark Matter Web (inhabitat.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm not an expert, but I can't help thinking that dark matter and dark energy are the equivalent of aether from when we did not understand electromagnetism, and the current state of our knowledge (relativity, quantum mechanics, etc) is just an intermediate step in the full understanding, and future physicists will laugh at us for this dark matter thing.

    DE and DM are observations. DE = accerating cosmic expansion. DM = too much gravitation to be explained by luminous matter. Posit whatever the fuck you wish if you don't like the popular theories. Nothing has been decided, however much of slashdot wants 'there is no DM' to be the decision, regardless of what the evidence shows.

  25. Re:misleading nonsense about fantasy matter on Scientists Capture First Image of Dark Matter Web (inhabitat.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There has never been what I would consider "evidence" of dark matter, just evidence of a lack of understanding of matter, gravity, or space.

    Of course you don't mention what it would take for you to consider evidence, your mind is clearly already made up from putting 'evidence' in scare quotes. But in any case - go ahead and explain the bullet cluster then. I expect your take on things will be fascinating, it might even clear all this up for us.