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Investigation Finds Inmates Built Computers, Hid Them In Prison Ceiling (cbs6albany.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from WRGB: The discovery of two working computers hidden in a ceiling at the Marion Correctional Institution prompted an investigation by the state into how inmates got access. In late July, 2015 staff at the prison discovered the computers hidden on a plywood board in the ceiling above a training room closet. The computers were also connected to the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction's network. Authorities say they were first tipped off to a possible problem in July, when their computer network support team got an alert that a computer "exceeded a daily internet usage threshold." When they checked the login being used, they discovered an employee's credentials were being used on days he wasn't scheduled to work. That's when they tracked down where the connection was coming from and alerted Marion Correctional Institution of a possible problem. Investigators say there was lax supervision at the prison, which gave inmates the ability to build computers from parts, get them through security checks, and hide them in the ceiling. The inmates were also able to run cabling, connecting the computers to the prison's network. Furthermore, "investigators found an inmate used the computers to steal the identify of another inmate, and then submit credit card applications, and commit tax fraud," reports WRGB. "They also found inmates used the computers to create security clearance passes that gave them access to restricted areas."

258 comments

  1. H1B Visa? by TFlan91 · · Score: 5, Funny

    H1B Visa cheap labor? Pft. Just look at home and hire some inmates

    1. Re:H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Used to be that Dell would use prison labor directly to recycle computers and do tech support. These days UNICOR resells the labor, so any scrutiny is on some faceless corp rather than the corp getting the benefits.

      So yeah, that labor pool is already tapped for silicon valley.

      Real fun is we get to accuse silicon valley corps of doing what we all knew they were doing all along; using software to build poverty traps which in turn break up families and drive up crime so they can hire the criminals for peanuts.

    2. Re:H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been watching The Simpsons, I see.

    3. Re:H1B Visa? by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      I hope he is just joking.

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    4. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Disaffected Trump voters I assume.

    5. Re:H1B Visa? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      Bill I'm taking off this weekend and if try to call me in I will sank you in the back.

    6. Re:H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is an argument that the American prisons are a disguised version of modern slavery. They perform an *enormous* of manufacturing for which the prisoners receive no wages. And since the prisons are run by private companies they are run for profit, so it's not just to cover their own costs. There is no other country in the world in which such a large percentage of its population is locked up. And thanks to the 3-strikes rule some of them are there for very offences - there are prisoners with a life sentence where they had 2 relatively minor crimes followed by something as trivial as shoplifting. There is also a racial aspect to it as something like 90% of prisoners are non-white.

    7. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are wrong on most items in your list.
      There is not a lot of manufacturing being done by prison inmates. Where they do work, Inmates receive a wage for their work. Most prisons are not privately owned. Three strikes requires theee felony convictions. But, by all means, continue.

    8. Re:H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is an argument that the American prisons are a disguised version of modern slavery. They perform an *enormous* of manufacturing for which the prisoners receive no wages. And since the prisons are run by private companies they are run for profit, so it's not just to cover their own costs. There is no other country in the world in which such a large percentage of its population is locked up. And thanks to the 3-strikes rule some of them are there for very offences - there are prisoners with a life sentence where they had 2 relatively minor crimes followed by something as trivial as shoplifting. There is also a racial aspect to it as something like 90% of prisoners are non-white.

      Wrong - over 50% of all inmates are white, there are more white people in the US than any other racial group, it stands to reason there are more whites in prison/jail than any other racial group. You may be thinking of the percentage of non-white's in jail compared to the general population of non-whites, that is something atrocious like 80% of all black males over 18 have been arrested/convicted/etc

    9. Re:H1B Visa? by qbast · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Offspring of illegals.

    10. Re:H1B Visa? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that explains all the rough-looking guys with tattoos suddenly showing up on Upwork with, ahem, unique skill sets.

    11. Re:H1B Visa? by MichaelGabay · · Score: 1

      Used to be that Dell would use prison labor directly to recycle computers and do tech support. These days UNICOR resells the labor, so any scrutiny is on some faceless corp rather than the corp getting the benefits.

      So yeah, that labor pool is already tapped for silicon valley.

      Real fun is we get to accuse silicon valley corps of doing what we all knew they were doing all along; using software to build poverty traps which in turn break up families and drive up crime so they can hire the criminals for peanuts.

      How do they build poverty traps?

    12. Re:H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Socially engineered modern day slavery where the slave doesn't know he/she is of not fault but him/hers own. It's perfect; it closes the loop.

      Caste based societies have been around, and will remains so.

    13. Re:H1B Visa? by TWX · · Score: 1

      How do they build poverty traps?

      You make your own tools out of toothbrush handles and bedpost shards and plastic cutlery to make a tap that can bite into the Thicknet cable in the prison ceiling so you can get on the network.

      Oh, wait, I thought you said poverty taps, my mistake.

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    14. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      [Citation Needed] If you pull up a chart, most states have most of their prisons privately owned. In fact, 48 states have an agreement where they pay fines by the hour should private prison bed space go under 90% capacity.

    15. Re:H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also a racial aspect to it as something like 90% of prisoners are non-white.

      Inmate Race Statistics from the Federal Bureau of Prisons:
      White: 58.7%
      Black: 37.7%

    16. Re: H1B Visa? by sdinfoserv · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Someone writes bad checks over $1000 dollars because they're hard on they're luck and making bad choices:
      1 felony,
      Released on bail,
      Got a job as part of release agreement
      Missed 2 court appearances - failure to appear on a felony is a felony
      2 more felonies - now total 3 felonies; 3 strikes rule kicks in and they're gone for life for being down an out and a bad desperate choice.

      Nice system we have.

    17. Re:H1B Visa? by Captain+Linger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not untrue, but it ain't true either. It basically depends on what era and what system you're asking about whiteness. 55% are indeed "white"...but that follows Census guidelines, not conventional race reporting statistics.

      The population of *non-Hispanic whites* is 32%, roughly half their comparative incidence in the general population at 62%
      Black men are 37% of the prison population, 12% of general population (a 3x skewing).
      Hispanic men are 22% of the prison population, 17% of the general population.

      In general minorities are incarcerated at twice the rate. Thankfully this conversation hasn't settled into the inevitable straw man idiocy insisting black people commit more crimes or not (they absolutely do, owing to economic circumstances). The situation is tremendously unfair and at a bare minimum profoundly impacts minorities more severely.

    18. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but we got that scum off the streets. Our kids are safe.

      xD

    19. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black and white aren't the only races ;)

    20. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you retarded?

    21. Re:H1B Visa? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      8.4% of the prison population are in private prisons and, as of 3Q 16 the feds are eliminating federal private prisons. Your data is incorrect.

    22. Re: H1B Visa? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      2 more felonies - now total 3 felonies; 3 strikes rule kicks in and they're gone for life for being down an out and a bad desperate choice.

      Bullshit. California has the toughest 3-strikes law in the country, and even there two of the three felonies must be serious or violent crimes.

      Kelly Turner went to prison for life for writing a bad check, but the other two convictions were for armed robbery, not "missing an appointment".

      America's prison system has many serious problems. The reality is bad enough without you making up nonsense.

    23. Re: H1B Visa? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      It's another Democratic Administration policy, 3 strikes and you're out.

    24. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most three strikes laws dont work that way.

    25. Re:H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they absolutely do, owing to economic circumstances"

      A lot of that "economic circumstance" is due to family structure. Deal with single parent households as a problem that needs fixing and you'll likely fix the "economic circumstance".

      Don't want to live in poverty? Follow the following rules (both men and women):

      Finish High School. Good idea to go to and finish College.
      Don't do drugs/alcohol to access
      Don't have kids until you finish school
      Don't have kids until you are married.

      Do these things and you are far more likely to not live in poverty. Bad things happen and you may dip in to the poverty level once or twice but you wont LIVE there systemically.

    26. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want to "save" someone who writes bad checks. What could they possibly contribute to improve the world over other choices to "save"? Better to house and hire some illegal immigrant in their place, they only cheated one time (entering the country). If they come into hard times, maybe they'll work harder and make smarter choices. You know the check-writer won't.

    27. Re:H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your statistics, but we need another levels of statistics -- what % of each group was WRONGFULLY convicted? Just because ethnicity Z is in prison at a higher percentage rate than ethnicity A ... well, you can infer or imply a lot of causality but it's just speculation: Maybe whites are more law-abiding. Maybe whites get away with crimes more often. Maybe ethnicity B are sloppy criminals. Maybe they have more bad criminals percentage-wise. Maybe ethnicty C makes bad decisions from birth because they're from an inferior culture, leading to more lives of crime. Maybe Maybe Maybe Maybe Maybe ....

    28. Re: H1B Visa? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      And that would be why the numbers only add up to 96.4% ;)

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    29. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hillary's a helluva lot better than a damned retard apricot

    30. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was true 'proof', just like the crazy police ticket quotas, people would be making a big deal about it. But no, its just you and a handful of conspiracy theorists.

    31. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know some that did it once. Bounced like crazy. He is a senior director now. Of course, there was no conviction. So it's not the same. It wasn't a pattern he got caught in or the criminal type. So for context, writing bad checks is writing a ton of them all over town as fast as you can before the bank catches on. It is essentially theft and fraud.

      There are lines people cross. But people don't think about what that means. When you cross a line, it's a lien of ethics and morality. It's the point when you rationalize that these bad things that you were about to do are justified, and at that point it is not a bad thing anymore but necessary. That way people can rationalize stealing something or punching somebody in the face, or stabbing somebody if they don't give you their wallet because well you deserve that all they have, down to murder. They also rationalize larger conspiracies of fraudulent check writing, Ponzi scheme's, text evasion, all of it.

        Once a person crosses that line, they're thinking has changed. They do not think like a normal person where there are right things in their own wrong things and there are illegal things and there are illegal things. Those things don't matter to them anymore they cross those lines because they're not there

        So this person that cock writing checks, check kiting, is that just doing it once because that is what is called an overdraft and a mistake. It is doing it many many times before the bank can shut you down and doing it knowing that you don't have any money and you have no intention of paying back the money.

        So absolutely not, we do not want these people in our society. They're thinking is corrupted. Today they do not hold the same moral ethics and believes that we do as a society. They do not play by our rules and therefore we cannot trust them.

        People fantasize about when the shit hits the fan at all of that doomsday crap. The reality is our society is what keeps us alive. Look at the other countries now in war. Somebody can come and take your stuff review, and then kill you and there is no problem with it.

    32. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either black men are raping all thier women or black women are huge sluts ...

    33. Re: H1B Visa? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Where they do work, Inmates receive a wage for their work. Most prisons are not privately owned.

      They get paid, but not minimum wage; far below it. That is the benefit. There are lots of prisons with attached factories. The only reason it is limited is that many of the prisoners are unsuited to the sorts of repetitive labor that benefits from low wage work. The product itself generally has to be low cost for the labor savings to have good value. So they're sucky boring jobs, and stabbing your neighbor with a tool might start to sound more interesting to some of these guys when they get that bored.

      The ownership is a red herring. In my area the prisons with the most factory labor are State run, and they pass the costs through to the company that is paying for their product to be made. Any harmful feedback loops that would be present with private prisons are present with public prisons.

      It seems like a no-brainer that private prisons cost the State more than doing it themselves. Otherwise, where is the profit?

    34. Re: H1B Visa? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The product itself generally has to be low cost for the labor savings to have good value.

      Product has to be low cost OR the traditional labor cost has to be higher.
      How about outsourcing some higher-end work? There are bound to be some prisoners with special skills.

    35. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are "crazy police ticket quotas"? I can introduce you to some cops who will gladly testify about their quotas. Some are in the form of "bad performance reviews" if you don't write up enough, some are less subtle. In one case, the state legislature explicitly moved a town's city limits because a 500-foot stretch of major highway was in it and the local police had been racking up a ticket rate that was statistically obscene. Some of the cops even testified that the mayor had forced them to do it.

      People do make a big deal, and outfits like AAA have even marked maps indicating speed traps.

      The reverse of a conspiracy theorist is someone who's wilfully blind to objective evidence. Tinfoil blinders, if you will.

    36. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's another Democratic Administration policy, 3 strikes and you're out.

      Oh come now. Everyone Knows that Democrats are blubbery-soft bleeding-heart molly-coddlers of criminals - who, after all, are just misunderstood children who should be immediately let loose in the streets.

      If you want a real get tough and lock away the key policy, you need to elect a Republican. Who can not pass more laws to imprison people while awarding no-bid prison contracts to private corporations, but can also prove that Government can't solve Problems, by ensuring that it won't.

    37. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theft can be a felony.

    38. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Committing isn't the same as being prosecuted and convicted. Just about everyone violates some US law, not everyone is prosecuted the same for the laws they break.

    39. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are on parole and miss TWO court appearances you clearly don't care. Hard to feel bad for them, but easy to feel bad for me having to support them in prison.

    40. Re: H1B Visa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either way, you still are going to die a virgin, so your butthurt is easy to understand.

    41. Re: H1B Visa? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You can't do anything more valuable because you don't have trust. It doesn't matter what skills they have that they could theoretically utilize. You're not going to have enough people with the same advanced skill in order to average things out and make up for the lack of trust, so you could never actually promise to do an advanced service. And that's even if you found a low-trust but high-value service, which is difficult. For products it is that much more difficult.

      The main prison work industries are textiles and call centers.

      You also have to consider, your worker might get in a fight in the lunch line and be in a disciplinary unit for months. And it might not even be his fault. You can't control for that stuff just by finding the special inmates that lay golden eggs. You have to focus on tasks that any number with a shift of training can complete.

    42. Re: H1B Visa? by karmatic · · Score: 2

      I watched someone go down for life with a felony for stealing a bathmat. It was "violent" in theory, but not practically.

      It was on the back porch. The owner was home. There was a railing, which meant the bathmat was "in" the house. The house was occupied, and burglary of an occupied residence is a violent felony (they treat it like home invasion).

      I had a "violent" felony for making a firecracker. They go off the federal classifications, and flash powder can be a high explosive if you have enough of it. Reckless, intentional, or negligent possession of high explosives is a "violent" felony.

      Mandatory minimum 5 year sentence, and treated the same as someone who had a pipe bomb. I pled guilty to avoid the sentence, and it was reduced to a misdemeanour in a year or so.

      It's easier than people think to get screwed by three strikes.

    43. Re: H1B Visa? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I watched someone go down for life with a felony for stealing a bathmat.

      Bullshit.

      Feel free to prove me wrong by citing the perp's name or a case number.

      It's easier than people think to get screwed by three strikes.

      Yes it is, and if you want to convince people that reform is needed you should stick to telling the truth, which is more than sufficient, rather than destroying your credibility by making up lies.

    44. Re: H1B Visa? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Personally I would have voted for the apricot, but she's still on basically even footing with Trump.

    45. Re: H1B Visa? by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 1

      Everywhere should be a speeding trap. Slow down.

  2. No wonder they are in jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That cabling is a crime.

    1. Re:No wonder they are in jail by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      Really. For one, it's the wrong cable to install in a plenum. . . . . (evil grin)

    2. Re:No wonder they are in jail by TWX · · Score: 2

      If there's structural wood up there then it's not a plenum airspace.

      Mind you, in an institutional setting it's usually just easier to mandate that all cabling inside of the building be plenum-rated and all cable used outside be OSP so that there's no question about accidentally using the wrong cable in the wrong place, but that can be kind of pricey and may still require some decisions like where cables cross 30' breezeways in-conduit. Normally you should transition to OSP and back, but in most cases it's just cheaper to replace the plenum-rated cable 20 years down the road if it finally degrades than it is to do the splicing work and have to deal with any issues that arise from it.

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  3. Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They sound like better job candidates that the millennial types that come through our doors. US millennials especially, they seem to think they deserve a cookie for knowing very basic things.

    1. Re:Someone hire them... by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, definitely more than the boomers that I regularly see that think they deserve double everyone else's salary for not knowing very basic "computery" things...

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    2. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've worked with a few millennials. Besides lacking basic knowledge, they are just plain lazy.

    3. Re:Someone hire them... by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      YMMV - I worked with a millennial who was a great guy. I guess we had sympatico because we were both Italian-American.

    4. Re: Someone hire them... by Maritz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course, once you know what generation someone is from, you're pretty much done and you don't need to know anything else about them. Because people from a particular generation are all the same. Solid thinking there bud.

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    5. Re:Someone hire them... by peragrin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Boomers don't need computer thingy. Back in their day they didn't need no stinkin computers. Of course back in their day you hired twice as many people because people were cheap and equipment expensive. Now equipment is cheap and people are expensive.

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    6. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The rise and rise of group based discrimination. Cheers to those that push group identities above all else. You know who you are.

    7. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Millennial Blame Game. May contain small parts. Not for children under 40.

    8. Re:Someone hire them... by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

      It is easier that PHBs will jail all programmers, to boost their productivity...

    9. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The rise and rise of group based discrimination. Cheers to those that push group identities above all else. You know who you are.

      millennials?

    10. Re:Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Funny how back in the day, the PC revolution was partly driven by idealistic boomers who saw how empowering the technology could be, and were giddy about having their own computer to do whatever they wanted with.

      Then there were the counterculture hippies who warned against how a highly computerized society would classify, track, and subjugate us, removing our freedom, privacy, and dignity.

      Looks like they were both right.

    11. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a millenial (29 years old) and I'm tired of all the stereotypes in both directions.

    12. Re:Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^ Hey everyone look, a grumpy boomer!

    13. Re:Someone hire them... by xession · · Score: 1

      This "millenial types" stereotyping bullshit needs to end. Can I say all boomers fucked the country up? Maybe they are apathetic because their future looks bleak so they seek to standout, even if seems entirely unwarranted? And lets not forget that you or your kids generation raised these folks and taught them all these traits you seem to hate. Guess your generation sucks too?

    14. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that ought to put a stop to it.

    15. Re:Someone hire them... by TWX · · Score: 1

      The trouble with technology in the workplace is that once it crosses the threshold from necessary to efficiency, it benefits the owner almost to the excusion of the workers.

      Of course, at the opposite end you find experiments like British Leyland and the decline of Britian as a powerhouse of automotive design and production, where throwing workers at a problem without respect for things like build quality results in truly atrocious products.

      If a society has a goal to employ everyone, it is necessary for a balance. Can't over-automate to the point that the population is unemployed, can't merely throw unskilled workers at a task and expect it to turn out right. Government can serve to help with this balance if it's allowed to do so.

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    16. Re:Someone hire them... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I don't want to tar all boomers, obviously. But what's different about them compared to X and Millennials is that those boomers who "get it" with tech are looked down upon and treated as inferiors by the majority who don't. That's kinda changing, as they recognize they have no choice, but you hear the resentment.

      And yes, I'm very grateful to people like Woz, Miner, and Haynie who wanted to create great tech things, and even to people like Jobs and Gates who recognized opportunities to make money from businesses desperate to manage increasingly more complex industries, helping mainstream computing in the process.

      It was Generation X who first, as a generation, wholeheartedly embraced computing. We might not have done if great people like Jay Miner or Chuck Peddle hadn't cleared the way and produced some of the essential building blocks needed to make computing compelling, but we didn't have to worry about being ostracized by other members of our own generation - we "got" it.

      Any Gen Xer or Millennial who says "Oh, I don't really know anything about computers, that's geek stuff" is very much out of place and a minority. That's the boomer mainstream for some reason - ignorant, and proud of it. It's frustrating.

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    17. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That don't sound like no stinkin free market to me. What do you think this is? Fair Haven?

      Katie O'Clare wants to have a talk with you.

    18. Re:Someone hire them... by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      I'm not a boomer, I'm an (older) Xer. Yet I know many, many, many, many, many boomers with significatn computer skills. Personally, young non-comp sci folks do "know computers" the same way earlier generations "knew the telephone" - could use it but didn't really know anything baout the telephone. Anyway, just 'cause the boomers are old - the youngest born in 1964, who is 53 this year so in that sense 'old' though not octogenarians yet - doesn't mean they don't know.

    19. Re:Someone hire them... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I know plenty of boomers who program too. I also know far far more that I have to show they can use excel for more than just tables but addition, subtraction too

      I can't tell you the number of times I have witnessed a baby boomer looking up numbers in excel spreadsheet and then pull out a calculator to modify that number ( calculating cost from a list price etc).

      another boomer trait,assuming your life is the rule not the exception. That you and your opinions are the majority not the miniority.

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    20. Re:Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... while education passes the US by everywhere else, they put in DeVos and opt for faith-based education. Dumb down enough yanks to vote in the next Trump while the world laughs at Ameriica's declining STEM.

      The best part is that they've got this tall poppy syndrome going on where the lowbrow of American STEM are eager to crap on and dismantle their own humanities counterparts who might otherwise have stepped into pedagogical or department leadership positions to help fix these problems and better enable technical minds to run the technical campus departments.

      But hey, if we get a bunch of ignorant Yank "computer scientists" who can't communicate, document, or even describe the concepts they're roughshodding from StackOverflow, then bingo, easy contracts cleaning up the messes and we get the added bonus of salty American kids beating the drum over judgements by superiors they literally cannot comprehend.

    21. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. This is the funniest response today. Thank you.

      I for one, welcome our new millennial overlords. (Once they get around to it)

    22. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all suck. The puzzle is solved. What's next?
      (Still your fault though)

    23. Re: Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello my Indian friend. Thank you for doing the needful and listing this. We already know your plan. While your country is shit and continues to be shit, you run everywhere else to escape. Go fix your own shithole and we will fix ours. This is not your business at all.

    24. Re: Someone hire them... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Mrs. Columbo wanted to talk to a lot of people.

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    25. Re:Someone hire them... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The trouble with technology in the workplace is that once it crosses the threshold from necessary to efficiency, it benefits the owner almost to the excusion of the workers.

      Star Trek or Babylon 5, that is the choice that society faces.

    26. Re:Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I prefer Bablyon 5 as a show, Star Trek is definitely the better universe to live in.

    27. Re:Someone hire them... by hey! · · Score: 2

      Son, back in my day we had computers... and they had lights on the front panel that showed you the CPU register contents and switches for loading values into those registers. It was awesome.

      EEs back in the day had a straightforward default approach to controlling current: you make or break a mechanical contact. None of this monitor the input and switch the machine between a low and high power state nonsense. They were mad for switches, so this is what the front panel of a computer looked like.

      And every one of those switches was an individually crafted mechanical masterpiece. They might have been forged in the deeps of time by the dwarves of Tumunzahar. If you flipped one it would emit a mighty clack that would cause a weak millennial, raised on insipid, wishy-washy membrane switches, to curl up into a foetal position. This was electronics for real men who unwound from a day of defeating communism and sending men to the Moon with a martini -- a proper gin martini not a vodka martini (for kids who learned to drink from the movies), or for God's sake an Appletini.

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    28. Re:Someone hire them... by meerling · · Score: 2

      Neither young nor old is an advantage to actually knowing the field. It's the training and experience. I've talked to idiots that think their hard drive with drive C: doesn't have any partitions on it. I've dealt with a guy in his 90s that traded traded overclocking tips with me. I myself have solved issues in minutes that a bunch of hot shot college kids couldn't figure out in half a day because they only knew the computer from the gui level and didn't even know what machine language was!

      Nobody is ever born knowing anything about computers. You learn it as you go. Older may have had more time, but that's not a guarantee by any means. Then again, the industry is biased against age.
      Sometimes it's because of the flawed idea that the young are more enthusiastic and know the new hip stuff. Anyone can be just as enthusiastic and knowledgeable in the new stuff, but after a while you stop jumping up and down screaming cool every ten seconds despite the fact that this cool new thing makes you feel like the first time you were kissed by your true love.
      Sometimes they think the old can't change. When often the old are the ones that built the very things they want. Other times it's because this new idea is an old idea in different colors. Some things are never going to be good, but if you don't have a sufficient foundation you probably won't know that in the first place. A great example of a failure that keeps reoccurring about every decade or so is some form of Smellovision. The same problem tanks it every time, no good way to clear out the old smells. Yet about every 10-15 years, someone tries to push their 'new invention'. There's a ton of these same kind of things in every field, but due to the bias for new people in the computer field, they have a shortage of people with the experience to recognize these things.
      Often the people doing the supervising or hiring of computer people, aren't themselves computer people and so fall for the myths that are out there.
      But I still think one of the reasons that the industry won't admit to, but is still a major factor, is simply that they know the older and more experienced people just won't take the same kind of labour abuse the young ones in their ignorance will. Got a show stopper bug 2 weeks before advertised launch day? Bosses panic and scream for everyone to stay in the office and work around the clock till it's fixed. Older guy tells him to chill out and get a goods night rest, and if they have to, the date can be pushed back. You see, he already knows that allnighters do a lot of work, just not a lot of good work. The problem is more likely to be solved by people that aren't dead on their feet and barely able to function, and that marketing dates are about as trustworthy as the marketing weasels themselves. On top of that, there's a real tendency for those nobody goes home things to violate lots of labor laws, and they often short you on your overtime pay for it anyway, so it's not worth killing yourself over somebody elses mistakes. (In my personal experience, the round the clock panic will often go for 30-40 hours, then somebody who actually went home and got a goods night rest comes in and comes up with a good solution in a few hours. Makes all that panic and crunch time seem kind of pointless.)
      Oh well, just my opinion, everyone has their own. :)

    29. Re:Someone hire them... by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

      Well, as a recently released convicted felon let me say thank you. Everyone seems to agree that i deserve a second chance, but no one wants to be the one to give me a second chance.

    30. Re:Someone hire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep saying "yank". you must be an Awsie, a UKian, or a Newsie.

    31. Re:Someone hire them... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Let me guess...you have an MBA and you robbed a bank?

    32. Re:Someone hire them... by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

      Couple of them. Just small ones, though.

  4. Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free housing, free food, free computer parts ... sweet!

    How many slashdotters do I need to murder before I'm living the dream?

    1. Re:Sweet! by fisted · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget the free sex.

    2. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, oh yeah, totally forgot about the steady diet of cockmeat sandwiches.

    3. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many slashdotters do I need to murder before I'm living the dream?

      Kill them all! More elitist than jews! Kill them all in the name of Holy Hitler!

    4. Re:Sweet! by TWX · · Score: 1

      Ask Hans Reiser.

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  5. Motivation is key by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    See? All you need to overcome the most insane obstacles is motivation. Just think of all the things these poor people had to go through to get internet access!

    It's kinda humbling.

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    1. Re:Motivation is key by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

      Like a few doors, windows and drawers?

    2. Re:Motivation is key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like a few doors, windows and drawers?

      Q: How did they know he was an intruder?

      A: Because he came in-tru-der window!

    3. Re: Motivation is key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your humor is so Wisconsin.

    4. Re: Motivation is key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just watch out for those bubblers.

  6. And even worse... by Z80a · · Score: 4, Funny

    They found a pirate copy of doom on the computers, which is the thing that turned em into criminals.

    1. Re:And even worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also cost the US economy $4,000,000,000

  7. Hire them by ruir · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They seem to be able to get things working, which is better than most...

    1. Re:Hire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they can get things working given infinite time, but try to make them work to a deadline, and they'll fucking kill you.

    2. Re:Hire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they can get things working given infinite time, but try to make them work to a deadline, and they'll fucking kill you.

      Or if they're in a good mood - they'll merely rape you.

    3. Re:Hire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you! I can't decide whether to rape you before or after I kill you! You're getting both raped and killed, in some order!

    4. Re:Hire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you! I can't decide whether to rape you before or after I kill you! You're getting both raped and killed, in some order!

      Death by Oooga Booga.

    5. Re:Hire them by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the eating of flesh and sewing skins into clothing. That's when the order in which they are done becomes important.

    6. Re:Hire them by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Fuck you! I can't decide whether to rape you before or after I kill you! You're getting both raped and killed, in some order!

      Death by Oooga Booga.

      Wrong meme - death by Snu Snu

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    7. Re:Hire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you! I can't decide whether to rape you before or after I kill you! You're getting both raped and killed, in some order!

      Death by Oooga Booga.

      Wrong meme - death by Snu Snu

      Only on Futurama.

    8. Re:Hire them by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 2

      While I was in jail I watched a guy build a 120 volt (wall current) water heater using a dead AA battery, a toothbrush, a flexible plastic pen, and the wires from a broken set of earbuds. it took him about 30 minutes and then we were all eating hot ramen noodle soups. Awesome. Don't even get me started on the guys building their own tattoo guns.

  8. If this was a movie... by sad_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...we would all be mocking it's unrealistic plot.

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    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
    1. Re:If this was a movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On TV it's much simpler when the warden is a criminal and the computers are on his desk.

    2. Re:If this was a movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But we would still pirate it and end up in jail.

    3. Re:If this was a movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      ..or its unrealistic apostrophe usage.

    4. Re:If this was a movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be the plot of Prison Break next week, on Fox.
      Michael gets the inmates to build contraband computers, hook them up to the internet, and the guards are distracted for hours watching pirated porn.

    5. Re:If this was a movie... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      ...we would all be mocking it's unrealistic plot.

      Or bitching about your grammar.

    6. Re: If this was a movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling

    7. Re:If this was a movie... by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Why? We already know that back in WW2 neither the Camp Commandant nor his lead Sergeant had the slightest clue that POWs had their bunk beds on slides so they could access their underground radio rooms and secret tunnels. That group of US Army Heroes did an incredible job of spy work and sabotage and never once got caught.

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    8. Re:If this was a movie... by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      I think the war is a bigger distraction

    9. Re:If this was a movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hogan!

  9. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suuuuure.

  10. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You always confirm your stereotypes this way?

  11. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what did you expect them to do? sell their cell-made shivs on Etsy?

  12. Huh? by XSportSeeker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does an inmate goes about building a computer "from parts" as if you could join copper pipes, rocks and whatnot together and magically transform it into a computer? That's not how it works! xD

    Did the inmates have access to electronics recycling centers or something? Were people smuggling RAM chips, CPUs and whatnot inside somehow? This story is so weird...

    1. Re:Huh? by Uryene · · Score: 2

      Spock could have built one with only stone knives and bearskins.

    2. Re:Huh? by azcoyote · · Score: 5, Informative

      From TFA:

      The inmates were able to get the parts from a program where inmates break down computers in order to learn computer skills and recycle the parts.

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    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you got access to money in prison, you can likely get almost anything. Correctional employees gotta supplement their income somehow!

    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you read the article you would have known that they had access to computer parts because of a program the prison was running where inmates disassembled old computers to learn about them and learn about building them.

    5. Re:Huh? by ledow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the least of your worries.

      Nobody noticed them run cable.
      Nobody noticed them tap into the network.
      Nobody noticed them sticking things up in ceilings.
      Nobody noticed them taking power to run this stuff.
      Nobody noticed them using the machine itself.
      Nobody noticed them take items from classes they were in.
      Nobody noticed them use the system to the extent they could access private information and defraud others.

      (Or were prepared to turn a blind eye to ALL the above).

      The problem with the prison is NOTHING to do with them being able to get hold a computer. It's being able to get hold of ANYTHING, even things brought deliberately into the prison for them to hold, without people noticing. And then being so unsupervised or unmonitored that they can basically build a damn network with nobody noticing. No surveillance. No tracking of movements. No wondering where they are. No noticing absences for potentially hours at a time.

      In that time, they could have done ANYTHING they liked, with a lot worse things than a bit of fraud being possible.

      Nobody noticed. Nobody cared. Nobody checked. Nobody counted. Nobody noticed things missing. Or the guards were bribed / threatened to turn a blind eye. That's your problem. Not what they actually got up to.

    6. Re:Huh? by Coisiche · · Score: 3, Funny

      as if you could join copper pipes, rocks and whatnot together and magically transform it into a computer?

      I'm now speculating how an episode of MacGyver set in a prison would have worked out. And the original MacGyver, not the new one who looks like he'd last nanoseconds in prison.

    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From TFA:

      The inmates were able to get the parts from a program where inmates break down computers in order to learn computer skills and recycle the parts.

      Sounds like the program was successful to me...

    8. Re:Huh? by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And on the other side of the spectrum we have Norway, where they will ask what computer the person wants to use.
      Perhaps thinking of them as humans and not as less than animals might have to do something with it.

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    9. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my available credit was limited due to paying off my student loan, I couldn't afford to buy a PC outright, so I just bought it bit by bit; motherboard, case, power supply, CPU, memory, GPU. I didn't want to go into deep credit card debt. Each couple of weeks, I bought another small bit.

      These inmates probably did something similar, hiding computer parts in towels or toolboxes.

    10. Re:Huh? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      as if you could join copper pipes, rocks and whatnot together and magically transform it into a computer?

      I'm now speculating how an episode of MacGyver set in a prison would have worked out. And the original MacGyver, not the new one who looks like he'd last nanoseconds in prison.

      There's a new MacGyver?

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      I'm a minority race. Save your vitriol for white people.
    11. Re:Huh? by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      There is, but spare yourself, don't look it up or watch an episode. I have seen one and regret it. I thought it was a rerun when I saw it in the TV guide and started watching. I wish it had been a rerun.

    12. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And nothing even as simple as MAC Address Filtering to deter them from connecting to the network.

    13. Re:Huh? by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      It's good to see that at least one of our prisons is teaching inmates marketable skills that will allow them to earn a decent living once they are released.

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      You can't see ANYTHING from a car, You've got to get out of the goddamned contraption and walk...Edward Abbey
    14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm also surprised that a high security environment like a prison wouldn't require port authentication on any device connected to its network. They were able to simply plug a new computer into a spare port on a switch and didn't need to enable the port, install a certificate, or anything. That seems especially surprising when it gave them access to the systems used to issue access cards.

    15. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could send our hardened criminals to Norwegian prisons, and let them deal with it.

    16. Re:Huh? by gti_guy · · Score: 2

      This shows that prison makes criminals more effective. Bad criminals get caught and jailed. Good criminals go about their business unnoticed. So, they've been honing their craft in the stir. Should we really be surprised?

    17. Re:Huh? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      There seems to be an expectation in America that people are supposed to get beaten up, raped and occasionally murdered in prison. That's part of the prison experience, and anything less would be like sending criminals on a taxpayer-funded vacation to Disneyland.

    18. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets be fair here, we wouldn't give away the free labor.

    19. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Florida, my mom's neighbor (who is in her 60s) works part time for a company that de-solders chips and components from old circuit boards for recycling. The company buys electronic waste for cheap (or sometimes is paid to take it), gets a bunch of old retired ladies together, and they all sit around and chat while they work with their hands taking apart old cordless phones, DVD players and other electronics. The company then resells any reusable chips or parts they can harvest. So, there's demand for this skill out there.

    20. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's good to see that at least one of our prisons is teaching inmates marketable skills that will allow them to earn a decent living once they are released."

      Yeah a little disturbing to see that thats where some of our old computer bits go thought.

      I mean sure, its up to you to clear the data on those hdd's before you donate/recycle them & if you dont, whatever happens afterward is kinda on you... but nobody thought that these disks were going straight into the hands of convicted felons!

    21. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as if you could join copper pipes, rocks and whatnot together and magically transform it into a computer?

      I'm now speculating how an episode of MacGyver set in a prison would have worked out. And the original MacGyver, not the new one who looks like he'd last nanoseconds in prison.

      Like in jack in a box (s3e7) perhaps

    22. Re:Huh? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Of course since most of that wouldn't function without the rest, you could have just saved the money until you could buy it all at once. It would have worked almost the same (unless you bought the case and GPU last and the CPU had on-die graphics).

    23. Re:Huh? by gnick · · Score: 2

      There's a new MacGyver?

      There is a new MacGyver. I loved the original, so I watched part of one new ones. I quickly came to the conclusion that it was made for children. It was ridiculous. Then, reflecting back, I had the revelation that the original was also geared toward children. It was ridiculous too. The difference is that 30 years ago I was a child and Mac was fun. I've aged considerably since then. Most of us have.

      Mac wouldn't need to build a spare parts computer. He'd just use his shoelaces and a pulley to bend the bars and escape.

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      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    24. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody noticed them take items from classes they were in.

      This is what bothers me the most. How do you not notice things like motherboards and PSUs being taken out of the class? They aren't exactly sized for anal transportation...

    25. Re:Huh? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      If that's the problem, then we have pretty light problems. What are the consequences of this problem? Basically nothing.

      As far as bad things happening with/at prisons go, this is easy mode.

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    26. Re:Huh? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      But someone *DID* notice that a user ID was being used when that person was not on site. It looks like all the other failures that you list above are failures of the guards, but the IT department actually did their job.

    27. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, if you live in the USA and don't want to be spied on by the authorities, go to prison.

    28. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The new MacGyver is pretty good, IMO. That is, if you can ignore the relentless product placement in it.

      I can't watch the old MacGyver without thinking that Colonel O'Neill has taken a break from kicking alien ass to instead throw paperclips and chewing gum at 1980's-era drug lords.

    29. Re:Huh? by operagost · · Score: 2

      Except for that part where no one will hire ex-cons.

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    30. Re:Huh? by ledow · · Score: 3, Informative

      Like HELL!

      Why can you plug into the network at all? (RADIUS, etc.)
      Why can you plug in unauthorised devices? (NPS, device management etc.)
      Why can you use devices without up-to-date antivirus/firewall etc. (NPS again)
      Why do new things plugged in get access to everything and not just a limited VLAN?
      Why are you able to then get access to something just by a stolen username/password from an authorised device? (Access controls, I mean come on! At least insist that it's a domain-joined device!)
      Why did they not notice until ACCESS WAS ALREADY BEING USED ON THE NETWORK?

      It's pathetic.

      I work in a primary school (up to age 11) and you wouldn't be able to do that to our systems without alarm bells going off.

      In a "secure" environment like a prison, and especially on secure services that can create access cards and open door, the IT department were doing NOTHING LIKE their job.

      Literally, a managed switch and a device management software / Windows server set up properly would have stopped 99% of what they did in its tracks and all they'd have was a stolen username/password they could use only at an authorised machine anyway.

      You basically handed the prisoners the network on a plate, for virus infection, malware installation, Internet access, system compromise, packet-sniffing, etc.

      And you're saying well done because they noticed a whole bunch of suspicious entries in a log after a LONG time of the computer being in a position to do all kinds of damage?

    31. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not "my" prison, but I do work in a low-security prison elsewhere.

      You have to understand that most prisons have a low staff to prisoner ratio. By default, prisoners are assumed to be low-risk unless there's evidence to the contrary. That means there's no justification for 24/7 live observation, nor money. Prisoners on the other hand are bored, they have too much time.

      Now with the limited budget, there are only limited goals for security. Keep the staff alive, keep the prisoners alive, keep them from escaping. Hacking into the network isn't really that bad.

    32. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really old Ethernet (Blue and Yellow co-axial cables) just required vampire taps at the standing nodes along the cable. Maybe they just jacked in a cheap Ethernet switch onto an existing port to create a mini-LAN. That would explain how they got two PC's connected.

    33. Re:Huh? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      that was a mnemonic memory circuit, which just enhanced his tricorder which was the REAL computer :)

    34. Re:Huh? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      This is not new nor is it limited to the USA.

    35. Re:Huh? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Spock could have built one with only stone knives and bearskins.

      McGyver wouldn't have needed bearskins, which are hard to get in prison.

      Chuck Norris would just have ninja-kicked the cell walls until they collapsed into a computer.

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    36. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to bribe/threaten guards when the private prison doesn't spend money on any.

    37. Re:Huh? by link-error · · Score: 1

      You missed the biggest one... "They also found inmates used the computers to create security clearance passes that gave them access to restricted areas." How the hell do they do that? Are the badges just a picture ID? No scanning bar-codes or embedded chips, nothing?

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    38. Re: Huh? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Were people smuggling RAM chips, CPUs and whatnot inside somehow?

      You finally figured out that "parts of computers" means "computer parts" - no, don't worry; that makes you one of the smarter ones. ;)

    39. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the piece of plywood itself. Didn't know prisoners commonly walk around with chucks of wood.

      All of that and no one could simply sneak in a smartphone?

    40. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here are a bunch of extra parts to build a computer... WHAT?! You built a computer inside the prison?!

    41. Re:Huh? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, "in her 60's" is still time to worry about lead poisoning. She should wait until she's in her mid to late 70's.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    42. Re:Huh? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      I work in a primary school (up to age 11) and you wouldn't be able to do that to our systems without alarm bells going off.

      In a "secure" environment like a prison, and especially on secure services that can create access cards and open door, the IT department were doing NOTHING LIKE their job.

      Sure, but be fair. Your job is much harder than theirs is. You have to deal with all the little criminals, not just the ones dumb enough to get caught.

    43. Re:Huh? by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

      Inmates run EVERYTHING IN THE PRISON, except for the doors. These guys probably just looked like a work party from Facilities or Maintenance. Literally, all of the cabling for our prison factory expansion was run by inmates in the prison. It's just how it is.

  13. Sad they lost in TLD lottery. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If only they had born in .ua or .ru or even in .ng they would have had flourishing careers as top dons or at least as top henchmen to top dons. Sad they ended up in USA. Their local don, the for-profit-prison industrial complex cronies do not see the value in the phenomenal access they have to local talent.

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    1. Re:Sad they lost in TLD lottery. by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      anyway, no one is using the .us TLD ;-)

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    2. Re:Sad they lost in TLD lottery. by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      The Marion Correction Institution is not a privately run prison. It's owned and operated by the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Your point may still stand that it's for-profit, but it's not run by some faceless corporation.

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    3. Re:Sad they lost in TLD lottery. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      It's typically used for state and county governments. In IL, all public schools get *.k12.il.us domains.

    4. Re:Sad they lost in TLD lottery. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can personally attest to the fact that County Government in NY used to all run under .us domains. They were granted by the state and assigned to a specific naming convention. They recently have been changing to .com .org etc for their web presences.

  14. Easy enough by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    You just have to get a VLSI design tattooed on your back.

  15. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I use actual examples to form my opinion of the world.

    In my experience, fire is always hot, water is always wet, criminals are always criminals.

    --XYZZY--

  16. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could have changed my view by doing something good with their new founds tools, but no, those chose to continue doing criminal activities. They won't change when getting out either.

    --XYZZY--

  17. What size are we talking about. by houghi · · Score: 1

    I would guess that the major thing would be the screen. Given that phones are basically devices that let you on the Internet, that would be the size that is needed.
    From that device you can easily telnet, ssh and obviously a browser. So that will cover about 99.9 of the Internet usage.

    If they have a screen and remote, a computer stick is all you need. Plug it in and you are done. No need to do any hacking on building.

    If this where a desktop with a full size keyboard and mouse and 24" screen I would be truly impressed. The fact that cellphones are found on a regular basis, I am less impressed as that is what you need to make a network connection.

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  18. credit cards? by jbmartin6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    he just looked through the ODRC system for a young inmate with a long sentence, then used his information to get the cards.

    If the bank is giving a credit card to a prison inmate with a long sentence, I feel like there's a moral imperative for someone to take advantage of them, for their own good.

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    1. Re:credit cards? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Credit card companies have access to enough of your personal information. Do you want to give them entire prison databases, too?

    2. Re:credit cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Because those of us that don't do credit card fraud end up paying for the losses through higher fees / higher prices. If giving credit card companies access to more information reduces the incidences of fraud, it saves the rest of us money. Do you want to work an extra month or year at your job before you retire so you can fund criminals' lifestyles? No? Then give up the damn prison databases!

  19. Re:and we give them a free education by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Somehow I not excited when I then see show how they get a free education to then work in the computer industry and yet I had to pay for mine.

    Sounds like you should seek a refund.

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    I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
  20. Re:and we give them a free education by Maritz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, I use actual examples to form my opinion of the world.

    In my experience, fire is always hot, water is always wet, criminals are always criminals.

    --XYZZY--

    So you're incapable of nuanced thought. Well done you.

    --
    I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
  21. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a reeeeeeaaaaaaallll secure prison.

  22. Gives a meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The phrase "Raspberry Pi in the bum" got a whole new meaning.

    1. Re:Gives a meaning by gnick · · Score: 1

      What in the world did "Raspberry Pi in the bum" mean before??

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    2. Re:Gives a meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raspberry Pis are everywhere at this point so there must be whole series of Raspberry Pi related sayings most people have never heard of. That said, a Zero W in a tube would be perfect for the application in mind.

    3. Re:Gives a meaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What in the world did "Raspberry Pi in the bum" mean before??"

      "Which is precicely the sort of thing we need to know", insisted the girl, "Do people want a 'Raspberry Pi' that can be fitted anally"?
      -- Golgafrincham B Arc girl -- paraphrased.

  23. Talk about lax security... by design by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WTF is a prison doing with easily accessible drop ceilings, anyway? That's insane.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:Talk about lax security... by design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend from middle school was in prison in Texas - 1990's. Guards left him in a room for over 12 hours. He climbed into the FALSE CEILING, made it about fifty feet, fell through, landing on the Sergeants Desk, while the Sarge was at said desk. He was rewarded with five years more time.
      No Bullshit.

    2. Re:Talk about lax security... by design by TechnoJoe · · Score: 1

      Did it not occur to them, while they were up in the ceiling, to just crawl out? "No, if I escape, I'm going to miss out playing with my new computer."

  24. Lifelong learning by RDW · · Score: 4, Funny

    The inmates were able to get the parts from a program where inmates break down computers in order to learn computer skills and recycle the parts.

    To be fair, it seems that this program was a complete success.

  25. Re:and we give them a free education by goose-incarnated · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, I use actual examples to form my opinion of the world.

    In my experience, fire is always hot, water is always wet, criminals are always criminals.

    --XYZZY--

    So you're incapable of nuanced thought. Well done you.

    Lots of people are incapable of nuanced thought. See:

    "basket of deplorables"

    "Trump voters" becomes "racist voters"

    "Unable to support Anita Sarkeesian/Brianna Wu/etc" becomes "Misogynist"

    Oh, wait, you thought you were capable of nuanced thought? That's actually quite hilarious.

    --
    I'm a minority race. Save your vitriol for white people.
  26. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    their only mistake was not filing their own release paperwork?

  27. Resume material by wjcofkc · · Score: 2

    I am debating as to whether or not this would look good on a resume, namely cyber crime\penetration testing type stuff. I would at least find it intriguing. Some of the crimes they committed indicate they were expecting to be released at least in the next few years. I suppose that will no longer be the case.

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    1. Re:Resume material by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Once you're in prison, I would imagine the bar to increase sentencing is rather high. To increase your sentence, you'd have to go through trial, which means the prison has to file with the DA about crimes you committed in prison. There's a limited amount of discretion on early release, on which the prison wardens can provide input; anything beyond this requires judicial oversight.

      Think about it. If you commit a rape or murder in prison, this needs to go to judiciary review. You need due process to examine the evidence. You're in an environment where other inmates can easily create a false image of the situation, and even the administrative staff is under enough obvious stress that trust is limited and personal grudges and abuse are expected. On the other end, every minor infraction doesn't need to become a Federal case; if you steal a fork from the commissary, that warrants disciplinary action, but not necessarily a new extension on your sentence.

      This is hijinks. It's extreme hijinks, but it's still just hijinks. The inmate targeted for identity theft has a case against these people; as for their illegal use of the prison network and the entire chain of events involved, that's more of an administrative manner. This is an environment where people steal stuff, break stuff, and get places they don't belong; even beyond that expectation, this was junk hardware with little to no value to anyone, and thus the damages done by its theft are below standing. Such a scale of high-mischief warrants an extremely-long and uncomfortable talking to, and some unfriendly disciplinary measures; it's more amusing than criminal, though, and doesn't warrant an extreme response.

      tl;dr: Nobody got stabbed or raped, and there wasn't a riot or break-out; somebody will get yelled at a whole hell of a lot and have their free-time privileges suspended, and that's just fine.

    2. Re:Resume material by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      the phoenix foundation is not hiring

    3. Re:Resume material by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      tl;dr: Nobody got stabbed or raped, and there wasn't a riot or break-out; somebody will get yelled at a whole hell of a lot and have their free-time privileges suspended, and that's just fine.

      Or somebody will be reassigned to a cell with someone who will rape them, because that's how "justice" works in America.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:Resume material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were already taking courses on how to dismantle and reassemble PC's as part of their rehabilitation. Then it would have been easy to snaffle a motherboard, CPU, memory chips, GPU and flatscreen monitor plus cables. The power supply and the case would have been the hard parts, but they probably had trolleys to allow them to move stuff around.

    5. Re:Resume material by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Even without adding time, it's easy for Prison Administration to increase the time you serve. Just taking away the "good behavior" early release can add years to a sentence. It's also not that uncommon to prosecute prisoners. Their already in the system, it's not like you have to track down the accused and witness. The paid prison guards make excellent witnesses.

    6. Re:Resume material by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

      It's quite funny because as you explain it, save for the rape and overly extreme situations, this prison you speak of sounds a lot like grade school!

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      I tend to rant.
    7. Re:Resume material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr: Nobody got stabbed or raped

      They just better hope they didn't pirate anything with that computer, or else they're in REAL trouble!

    8. Re:Resume material by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much the first paragraph I wrote.

  28. Re:and we give them a free education by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    Damn does nasty criminales. Bad people. Steal a bread once, murder and rape the next day. Jaywalking? Off with their heads! Once a crooked bread eating thief, always guilty! Lest they -may- get some "free" knowledge whereas others had to pay. Yay capitalism!

  29. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stand by basket-of-deplorables. I spent a decade working with the deplorables installing equipment across the rural US and I wish I'd thought of that phrase. It's perfect.

  30. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Investing in an education is worse than worthless. I paid for my education and still I didn't get to work in your tech industry, because I'm not social enough, I'm not trendy enough, and people just don't like me. You can shut the fuck up, you incredibly lucky piece of shit.

    Because "social" and "trendy" describe any computer person never.

  31. Smelly Mobo by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    I don't want to know how they smuggled in the motherboard.

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
    1. Re:Smelly Mobo by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Stupid Criminals! They could have just used a Rasperry Pi Zero.

    2. Re:Smelly Mobo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think again, think slave labor. Your precious 13th amendment allows for slave labor "as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted". You Americans so dearly love your constitution, but it is still a paper written by slave owners, slightly amended to get rid of the most egregious things (like the three-fifths clause), interpreted as literal as possible by originalist idiots such as Gorsuch.

      So the mobo came from the workshop, no anuses involved.

    3. Re:Smelly Mobo by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So the mobo came from the workshop, no anuses involved.

      You're a killjoy, you know that?

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    4. Re:Smelly Mobo by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Stupid Criminals! They could have just used a Rasperry Pi Zero.

      But they wanted to play Overwatch.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
  32. One piece at a time by andrewa · · Score: 2

    and it didn't cost them a dime...

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  33. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...once a crook always a crook...
    Were the inmates who did this incarcerated politicians?

  34. what the guy who stole a car one piece at a time? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    what the guy who stole a car one piece at a time?

  35. Fire The Prison Staff. by mr_java66 · · Score: 0

    Fire The Prison Staff. The Prisoners are already in charge, leave them in-charge and continue to not pay them. Problem solved.

  36. logistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to see the anus that smuggled in a monitor.

    1. Re:logistics by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Explains your hard-drive

    2. Re:logistics by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I believe a link to a picture of that has been posted to /. many, many times.....

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  37. Their worst crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using Java.

  38. Why a PC? by aglider · · Score: 1

    With a smartphone it'd be way easier!

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    Sent as ripples into the electromagnetic field. No single photon has been harmed in the process.
  39. Check out the women restrooms... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

    Managers at my government IT job are supposed to return the PCs for reimage and deployment when an employee leaves or a department has layoffs. Some managers don't return the PCs, claiming that IT already took them away. A popular place for storing unused PCs is the utility closet inside women restrooms. Since the site techs are males, they have no business being in the women restroom. The female cleaning crew usually blows the whistles on these PCs as they manage the utility closets. Strangely, only the women restrooms have these utility closets.

    1. Re:Check out the women restrooms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fuck are you talking about....

  40. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > and people just don't like me. You can shut the fuck up, you incredibly lucky piece of shit.

    There's a correlation there, and you probably can't see it.
    Dude. You need to read this.
    https://www.amazon.com/How-Win...

  41. Da joint has changed, I tell ya... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    In the old days you had to spend weeks filing a spoon into a shiv to take out Big Vinny. Today you hack into his mob family's bank account to get even.

  42. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Showing contempt for the majority of the nation is ALWAYS a good winning presidential strategy.

    Stay in your urban bubble with like-minded clones, our president needs a second term.

  43. Sounds like your network sucks. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    I can understand that keeping physical contraband from sneaking around a prison might be rather tricky; but it sounds like the admins were, perhaps literally, asleep at the switch if unauthorized devices and users were able to get network access without being noticed.

    1. Re:Sounds like your network sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could be related to the recent shake-up/outsourcing of the NY State IT. There may not be actual admins in charge of anything at this point.

  44. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He won't need a second term. Pretty sure we won't have a country left by then.

  45. ShamWow guy was trying to sell them... by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

    "Hooters, cooters, tutors, computers!"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [Shamwow Guy in Jail Parody]

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  46. When all you have to do, 24/7 by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Is sit on your butt, you will think of ways to pass the time of day. Stills, tattoo guns, computers...

  47. at fox river you use to just needed to payoff the by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    at fox river you use to just needed to payoff the guards but then they got a new warden after some guys got out and things changes. But they still have cheap payphones that take coins there.

  48. Identify theft! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, "investigators found an inmate used the computers to steal the identify of another inmate

    I... eh. Don't care.

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    systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  49. couple of pencils by TimSSG · · Score: 1
    Nope, if I recall correctly he used a couple of pencils and power from the cell (from light) wires to cut open the cell door. Tim S.

    There is a new MacGyver. I loved the original, so I watched part of one new ones. I quickly came to the conclusion that it was made for children. It was ridiculous. Then, reflecting back, I had the revelation that the original was also geared toward children. It was ridiculous too. The difference is that 30 years ago I was a child and Mac was fun. I've aged considerably since then. Most of us have.

    Mac wouldn't need to build a spare parts computer. He'd just use his shoelaces and a pulley to bend the bars and escape.

  50. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And to be fair... Water is never wet. It makes other things wet. So XYZZY fails there too.

  51. Re:and we give them a free education by TrumpShaker · · Score: 1

    I am glad you mentioned "lucky", as that has a lot to do with it.

    I was "lucky" enough to randomly pick a degree program that had something to do with my interests and what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, no research involved! I was "lucky" to have a job fall in my lap after completing that degree program. I was "lucky" enough to have the opportunity to apply things I had learned and knowledge that had been imparted to me (in my wee little brain that I was also "lucky" to have been born with!). I am "lucky" I am not measured by how social or trendy I am, but the quality of my work. I am "lucky"...please, I hope you get it by now?

    Maybe replace "lucky" with "worthy human being who worked hard (or at least more than the AC poster) to get where they are". Oh, and we can't all be porn stars and presidents, because the world still needs fluffers and patsies. ;-)

  52. Noobs by Crizzam · · Score: 1

    And that's why you use MAC authentication on switches. Fucking noobs.

  53. Typical usage by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    "tipped off to a possible problem in July, when their computer network support team got an alert that a computer "exceeded a daily internet usage threshold."

    Might want to run a black light over that room, then maybe bleach...

  54. Prison Info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twenty seconds of Google shows me that Marion Correctional Institution in Ohio is a minimum and medium security facility. wiki link

    Now, my understanding of minimum security facilities is only based on Canadian sites, but it is that they're basically a locked dorm complex, so the whole 'drop ceiling' and 'secure network' parts may not really apply.

  55. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are taught at most basic computer repair. If you are worried about you loosing your job to people with records and only know basic repair then you have bigger issues. These guys aren't managing servers, and aren't programming anything complex.

  56. sad day for us by bobmajdakjr · · Score: 1

    i guess that explains why imgur has sucked lately, i think those guys were probably producing 80% of the daily memes that didn't completely suck.

  57. Norwegian prison by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    where they will ask what computer the person wants to use.

    And the sadistic warden gives them a different one. Haha! That will teach them.

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    GW Bu
    1. Re:Norwegian prison by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      Welcome to the Norwegian prison. Here's your Windows 10 laptop!

      The fiends!

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  58. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I use actual examples to form my opinion of the world.

    In my experience, fire is always hot, water is always wet, criminals are always criminals.

    --XYZZY--

    So you're incapable of nuanced thought. Well done you.

    Lots of people are incapable of nuanced thought. See:

    "basket of deplorables"

    "Trump voters" becomes "racist voters"

    "Unable to support Anita Sarkeesian/Brianna Wu/etc" becomes "Misogynist"

    Oh, wait, you thought you were capable of nuanced thought? That's actually quite hilarious.

    Glad you chose only one side's lack of nuanced terms to point out. Very fair and open minded of you.

  59. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  60. Re:and we give them a free education by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    You'll also find competent people who did everything right and wound up a lot worse off than you.

    I was born to a middle-class US family living in an area with a good school system. I am very intelligent, with high analytical skills. I was raised with a halfway decent work ethic. I can take credit to absolutely none of these, and none of this makes me more worthy than anybody else. It's luck.

    I've done some things that I can be legitimately proud of, but most of my earning potential was luck.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  61. Re:and we give them a free education by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Significantly fewer people voted for Trump than voted for Clinton. The deplorables are, fortunately, in the minority.

    Seriously, I made an effort to figure out where the Trump voters were coming from. Aside from the fact that they fell whole-heartedly for the most successful con job in history, they appear to be entitled assholes, wanting to live in homogenous communities, enforcing their values on others elsewhere, and demanding jobs that pay decently for low skill.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  62. Law breaking aside... by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 2

    ...this is pretty badass.

  63. Raspberry Pi in a cake? by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 2

    Would of been easier.

  64. In the Feds (UNICOR) by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

    They do a lot of manufacturing. My factory made high end office furniture (desks, tables, credenzas) and some wooden games. The furniture went to government offices only (FBI, military, SSA, INS, etc.) and the games went to private industry. Inmates did production control using SAP and manufacturing using CNC saws and mills. The staff lived in fear of the clerks (inmates) getting in trouble because we had such a hard time finding guys who could use the computer.

  65. Re:and we give them a free education by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

    Significantly fewer people voted for Trump than voted for Clinton. The deplorables are, fortunately, in the minority.

    "About a a single percentage point" divides the Trump vote from the Clinton vote. That is hardly "significant" no matter how you look at it.

    (Out of 250m or so people, 66m voted Hilary and 63m voted Trump. In no statistic would we call 3/250 "significant". It simply isn't).

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  66. Re:and we give them a free education by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Yes, I use actual examples to form my opinion of the world.

    In my experience, fire is always hot, water is always wet, criminals are always criminals.

    --XYZZY--

    So you're incapable of nuanced thought. Well done you.

    Lots of people are incapable of nuanced thought. See:

    "basket of deplorables"

    "Trump voters" becomes "racist voters"

    "Unable to support Anita Sarkeesian/Brianna Wu/etc" becomes "Misogynist"

    Oh, wait, you thought you were capable of nuanced thought? That's actually quite hilarious.

    If you're addressing me, all I can state is that I have no fucking idea what you're on about or why Trump or Anita Sarkeesian are relevant. Thanks.

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    I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
  67. Re:and we give them a free education by dinfinity · · Score: 1

    +1 Destroyed political strawman shoehorned in.

  68. Re:and we give them a free education by TrumpShaker · · Score: 1

    I actually fit the description you posted also. And I agree with you except for the last part of the last sentence. That word "potential" I don't agree with. It's hard for me to debate it with you though, because I really don't have an argument against it, just don't like it. Maybe someone else with a care and a working brain this morning could fill something in.

    Anyway, I have been analyzing what you wrote, got side-tracked thinking of potential energy and current flow, and now I'm back. The poster I was replying to said "Investing in an education is worse than worthless". Is it? It would be nice to know in which fields of study and occupations a person can increase their earning potential through learning rather than depending mostly on luck?

    Counter to my own previous paragraph, sometimes I have been presented with "XYZ degree is required for this position". I've never had that be a true barrier to getting that position if I really wanted it and was willing to work to get it.

  69. Re:and we give them a free education by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Given the typical election results, 66 to 63 is significant. Traditionally, we don't count people who don't vote.

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  70. Re:and we give them a free education by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    What I mean by "potential" here is not really well-defined. It's the amount of success I'd get for a certain amount of work and luck. Someone who grew up malnourished in a boring slum with parents who didn't care and crappy schools would have had to work a lot harder than I did to get to where I am now. To give a car analogy, my car currently has a supply of chemical energy in its tank, which presumably counts as potential energy since it isn't doing anything, and so I can move it much more easily than if I had to put it in neutral and push.

    It's more expensive to get a degree than it used to be. Having one is very definitely better than not having one, but right now I don't know if it would be worth the expense to a given person, which I find sad. It's kind of like Tesla stock: I think the company is probably going to take off and become big, and having their stock would be really nice, but I can't see buying at that share price.

    Luck is also a slippery thing. Having started luckily, of the more socially approved sex, race, and sexual orientation, I worked my way into a position where the only luck in keeping up my lifestyle is avoiding major medical problems until I'm ready to retire, and that doesn't require much luck at all. I'm lucky in having found my present job, but I would have landed a decent one in any case (once I started dying my hair). If I was trying to be rich, I'd need my advantages, a whole lot of hard work, and luck.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  71. Just another case... by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Just another case of unqualified, idiot law enforcement staff.

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    Self-importance and self-indulgence is the root of ALL evil.
  72. Fairly true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in a locked down environment, posting anonymously.
    There is computer access here, and occasionally someone will figure out ( usually with help from someone outside) how to use proxies to access things outside the filter.
    Do you know what they ALWAYS hit?
    Here's a hint: It's not great books, or legal scholars, or morality plays, or videos on the 13th amendment.
    It's porn. And maps to their enemies houses. And stories about their friends killing other people . And lots and lots of pictures of gang members standing around flashing gang signs.

    There may be a few redeemable, but for the most part they're all looking to continue in the lifestyle.

  73. Re:and we give them a free education by TrumpShaker · · Score: 1

    I understand what you are saying, and also if I had more luck, I would be richer too. Not necessarily happier or as you said earlier, any more worthy.

  74. Re:and we give them a free education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not social enough, I'm not trendy enough, and people just don't like me.

    You are just one year older than their official age discrimination limit, aren't you?

  75. Go read Kevin Mitnick's Art of Intrusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a collection of stories from hackers who were willing to talk to him about everything and one of the stories is about 2 guys in a Texas prison in the 80s who did this with DIAL UP.

  76. AC's? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    So about 10 fewer Anonymous Cowards on /. ?