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  1. Re:What kind of news is this? WHAT IS THIS "S MODE on Microsoft Confirms Windows 10 'S Mode' (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, I knew it was a low effort troll without even bothering to google. I think that works even better tbh.

  2. Re:What kind of news is this? WHAT IS THIS "S MODE on Microsoft Confirms Windows 10 'S Mode' (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Please give me any advice you can.

    Fuck off, low effort troll, is about the most helpful thing I can muster.

  3. Thanks for the LOL. on FBI Again Calls For Magical Solution To Break Into Encrypted Phones (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Let me be clear: the FBI supports information security measures, including strong encryption.

    Sure you do.

  4. Re:No chaos. No chaos. You're the chaos. on FBI Paid Geek Squad Repair Staff As Informants (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Does this mean there is no such thing as "geek squad - client privilege"? I'm pretty sure you can expect to see me drunk on CNN tomorrow, talking about how I'm not going to comply with a grand jury subpoena in this witch hunt. In fact, I'm going to start drinking now so I'm ready. What kind of liquor goes best with antidepressants and chicken wings?

    Thunderbird/Thunderboyd.

  5. Re:available at Home Depot on Amazon Will Soon Stop Selling Google's 'Nest' Smart Home Products (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    That's very helpful. Everybody in the world lives next to your local Home Depot. Clown.

  6. Re:Seems suspicous. on Amazon Will Soon Stop Selling Google's 'Nest' Smart Home Products (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    If I recall, that itself was retaliation for Amazon not allowing sale of the chromecast.

  7. Re:Seems suspicous. on Amazon Will Soon Stop Selling Google's 'Nest' Smart Home Products (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Amazon really must have supreme confidence in their own products, seeing as they don't allow any competitors on their store.

    Duly noted. Your stuff must be fucking shit. Thanks for the heads up.

  8. Re:Climate Change on Jupiter! on Jupiter's Great Red Spot May Soon Disappear (nationalgeographic.com) · · Score: 1

    Quick, someone get the Jupiterians to stop driving cars and eating meat. It's changing their climate.

    "Everything I see is proof that climate change is a horrible hippy hoax"

    -This Dickhead, 2018

  9. Re:creimer spam alert! on Jupiter's Great Red Spot May Soon Disappear (nationalgeographic.com) · · Score: 1

    You must be really cool. Only cool people stalk users of internet forums.

  10. Re:Q: SNOWDEN is CIA plant in war with the NSA on Flight Sim Company Embeds Malware To Steal Pirates' Passwords (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    QAnon? Does the Q stand for quack?

  11. Re:Look to the constitution for answers on Two Years After FBI vs Apple, Encryption Debate Remains (axios.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I need to dip into your shit whenever I like. It's for your own... uhm, safety."

  12. Re: SO... if we're going to pretend on Pro-Gun Russian Bots Flood Twitter After Parkland Shooting (wired.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I would much prefer to take the anti-gun side to it's logical conclusion; take away anything even remotely sharp or heavy from the general public, wrap everyone in a 2 foot thick layer of bubble wrap and kevlar, and require a licence for anyone who wants to leave their house. Think how safe we would all be!

    Aww, it's so endearing you see you have fun with your pathetic, facile strawman. Leave taking on real arguments to the big boys, eh?

  13. Re:Interesting comments, indeed. on UK Blames Russia For Cyber Attack, Says Won't Tolerate Disruption (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, it's working perfectly, so I don't expect them to stop any time soon.

  14. Re:What happens when Putin dies? on UK Blames Russia For Cyber Attack, Says Won't Tolerate Disruption (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Use paragraphs.

  15. Re:Evidence? on UK Blames Russia For Cyber Attack, Says Won't Tolerate Disruption (reuters.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It was Republicans who engaged Christopher Steele for a dossier on Trump. It appears that in actuality, you don't know what you're talking about. Shame.

  16. Re:The UK comes out of this looking like chumps on UK Blames Russia For Cyber Attack, Says Won't Tolerate Disruption (reuters.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "the people" voted Brexit because they thought it would make the fucking brown people go away. They were asked a complicated question and responded with a fucking stupid answer. There never should have been a referendum, there's a parliament that takes care of governance, democratically elected, and populated by people who know what the EU actually is.

  17. Re:Ironic irony on UK Blames Russia For Cyber Attack, Says Won't Tolerate Disruption (reuters.com) · · Score: 0

    They accused them of disseminating malware, not of lying about foreign affairs.

  18. Re:See why is "The Boy who Cried Wolf" important? on UK Blames Russia For Cyber Attack, Says Won't Tolerate Disruption (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    If you're a Trumper, you're not going to believe anything that criticises your orange hero. We know.

  19. Re: Harsh Response on UK Blames Russia For Cyber Attack, Says Won't Tolerate Disruption (reuters.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    lol. That's right; he wasn't "poisoned" comrade, he just happened to drink some polonium tea that was probably lying around for no particular reason.

  20. But leftist delusion? Long, strong, and full of Muslim dong!

    My long wait to see someone unironically use the word 'leftist' who isn't a stupid cunt continues.

  21. Re:Gotta break eggs to make an Omelet. on Tesla Burns Through $2 Billion In 2017 (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't think you're going to tempt him away from his 'tesla is doomed' comfort blanket.

  22. Re:High Risk, High Reward on Tesla Burns Through $2 Billion In 2017 (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Cigarettes can be safer than medicines.

    Probably the most asinine thing I'll read today.

  23. Re: Entire internet doesn't need to be https on Google Chrome Pushes For User Protection With 'Not secure' Label (axios.com) · · Score: 1

    has absolutely no value without DNSSEC and DANE.

    "If it isn't perfect, it's worthless" - This AC

  24. Oh, shut up you boring cunt.

  25. Re: You tube video shows how to sharpen knives on YouTube Kids App Still Showing Disturbing Videos (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Today's adults who were raised on the 'violent and disturbing' antics of Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Wile E. Coyote and the rest of the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies characters always come across to me as far more reasonable and friendly than those raised on the 'loving and caring' themes of Care Bears, Barney, and My Little Pony. In fact, the people who like stuff like the Care Bears, Barney and My Little Pony are, in my opinion and experience, some of the most damaged and deranged individuals around, often with a complete inability to function in normal society.

    Mm, I bet that's it man. It's all about the cartoons.