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  1. Re:small addition on Surprise, Windows Listed as Most Secure OS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Death to all fanatics!

  2. Re:CmdrTaco's review on AppleTV Hits the Streets · · Score: 1

    Can't you connect the box to your 30" Apple monitor? There are HDMI DVI cables. Got one for $20 at Sam's Club. Lets me plug my Mac into my HD tv.

  3. Re:We wouldn't have to put out as many fires... on Dungeons & Dragons and IT · · Score: 1

    This here is Umerikah! Thinking proactively and strategically will get ya looked at sideways and mebbe' lynched! Just focus on increasing share price by 4PM, so that management's options will be useful, ya' stinking drone. And if you're thinkin' of having a merry drone riot, management will have the lot o' ya nerve stapled!

  4. Re:But Catholic School Girls... on RIAA Caught in Tough Legal Situation · · Score: 1

    In college, had a girl friend that had gone through 12 years of Catholic school and then got a BA from a Catholic university. She was a sexual freak. Only girl I've met who wanted to have sex more often than myself. Weird! Only downside was she'd burned her school uniform before we met. Sigh.

  5. Re:Genetics on Morality — Biological or Philosophical? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Go to hell! I'm going to crawl down the phone line, rip your keyboard from your hands and smash your fingers with it. I will then insert your mouse so far up your alimentary canal that you will just have to cough to click on your virus and spam laden 'work related' sites! Finally, I will bill you for this service call, at x2 Geek Squad rates.

  6. Re:hmmm... on How to Turn A Music Lover to Piracy · · Score: 1

    Too many notes! Remove some.

  7. Re:Oh nooo!!! on NASA Confirms Solar Storm Near 2012 · · Score: 1

    everything that was lost or stolen from our past will be given back

    Ah-ha! Whoever took my GameBoy and Gerber Mark II knife from my duffle bag, on the way back from Desert Storm; I'm looking forward to getting my stuff back!

  8. Re:Oh nooo!!! on NASA Confirms Solar Storm Near 2012 · · Score: 1

    Would the big smiley face come back, like it had, back in the '20s?

  9. But, but, what if- on Slobs Found To Be More Productive Than Neatniks · · Score: 1

    -I'm a lazy slob?

  10. Re:Is she single? on NFL Caught Abusing the DMCA · · Score: 1

    Naw, go with dexterity and get a long bow.

  11. long lasting archiving? on Most Digital Content Not Stable · · Score: 1

    How about scribing everything an inch deep into titanium slabs?

  12. Re:How about..... on Strange Bedfellows Fight Ethanol Subsidies · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute. A few posts up, a guy was talking about burning Roman dogs to power our cars (canae) and now you say we can do it with bebbies? Which one is more efficient? Gives new meaning to Puppy Power!

  13. Re:NO! on Strange Bedfellows Fight Ethanol Subsidies · · Score: 1

    Just buy Coca-Cola that's bottled in Ciudad Mexico. Pure cane sugar and it's still in the nice blue-green glass bottles.

  14. Re:Liberals... on Strange Bedfellows Fight Ethanol Subsidies · · Score: 1

    I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day. That means it'll be up all night.

    -Steven Wright

  15. Re:What to take.... on Gadgets You Backpack Around the World With? · · Score: 1

    Um, north is that way. /points left.

    Oops, I mean that way. /points right.

    New Mexico always messes up my direction sense.

  16. MacBook Pro? Too heavy! on Gadgets You Backpack Around the World With? · · Score: 1

    If you are going to take a Mac laptop with you, don't take the MacBook Pro; they're heavy and less rugged than the cheaper MacBooks. The plain white/black MacBooks have plastic skin which holds up better to bumps and such. Also, get the lightest one possible.

    Finally, even though it sounds like you're not going to be hitting the wilderness for months at a time, it'd still be a good idea to research Ultra-light back packing. A lot of techniques and gear choices will help with urban travel.

  17. Re:So... on Spacecraft May Surf Magnetic Fields · · Score: 1

    MS is going to develop cloned Mega-Ballmers and there will be one located at every house and parking lot, just waiting to throw a car when someone chants Developers, developers, developers?

  18. Re:Last I Checked on Spacecraft May Surf Magnetic Fields · · Score: 1

    Mercury uses Deodorant of the Gods! Not just for Venus anymore.

  19. Re:Last I Checked on Spacecraft May Surf Magnetic Fields · · Score: 1

    Electrically straightened my teeth, rebuilt the transmission in my '72 Nova and made my wife's breasts larger. I love it!

  20. Re:Hmm on HDMI-Enabled Graphics Cards Debut · · Score: 1
    I love the idea of a single-connector interconnect between device

    Fire wire? From the time I first saw it on a Mac, working with a cam corder, I was wanting it in A/V gear. Just get rid of the whole tangle of crap. I guess there's a few pieces of equipment out there that use it but it's really being sidelined. Maybe I should look at what video editing studios use and go that route.

  21. Re:Do you even have to ask? on Is Daylight Saving Shift Really Worth It? · · Score: 1

    Well, this way, the technical fields spend money and the energy producers save money. Hmm-looks like a transfer of funds. 'Course, high fuel costs has also transfered money from retail to energy as well. It's all about money and energy this administration. All those record profits for the oil industry have to come from somewhere.

  22. Re:Waste of time... on Virtualization Is Not All Roses · · Score: 1

    2 minutes longer to poop is always 'a good thing'.

  23. Re:Simulations on Speed Found to be Key to Galaxy Formation · · Score: 1

    If you took a video camera and pointed it at a distant spiral galaxy and then moved in real fast, you could get a video of it's formation, in reverse. You could then submit it to Funny Galaxy Videos show or sumt'ing.

  24. Re:Well duh on Speed Found to be Key to Galaxy Formation · · Score: 1

    Naw, he's a plumber.

  25. Re:silencers on 9 Laws of Physics That Don't Apply in Hollywood · · Score: 1

    A sub-sonic .45, shot through a 2L bottle filled with old gym socks?