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  1. Re:The same way everyone else does on How Do I Filter Phone Calls on a Land Line? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not quite right. I think the real question is which answering machine has the ability to ring or not-ring based on caller-id info. I wish my own answerer could do that. It should have these options to control whether the phone rings:

    Ring/don't ring for blacklisted callers
    Ring/don't ring for whitelisted callers
    Ring/don't ring for new but identified callers
    Ring/don't ring for unidentified callers

    It should have similar modes controlling whether or not the machine will accept a voice message. That should all be simple to implement in a device that connects like a regular phone (in parallel). When reviewing the incoming calls, it should be a one-touch operation to specify how the machine should handle future calls of the same type.

    The super-duper version should have the ability to sit between the phone line and other devices (series) and use a speech synthesizer and recognizer (or dtmf decoder) to allow control from regular phones throughout the house. e.g. A call comes in, the phones give a single short ring as the machine announces itself to the caller. If a person picks up a phone, the machine tells him whatever it knows about the call and asks whether to hangup, connect, or take a message.

  2. Re:grow a pair on Shuttle to Launch Despite Objections · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's an unfair comparison. The explosion on Apollo 13 was the result of straightforward engineering and manufacturing errors. The shuttle suffers from an inherent design flaw.

  3. Re:Great article! on Open Source About the People · · Score: 1

    Though it lacked depth and breadth, it was uncannily accurate.

  4. Re:Somewhat obvious. on Microsoft Misrepresenting WGA's Functionality? · · Score: 1

    MS is a diversified organization. Half of their serfs are experts at twisting digital protocols and the other half specialize in legal protocols.

    MS is pure evil. If I had to bet my life on a single statement, it wouldn't be that "god exists", or that "Jennifer Anniston is prettier than Kath kinney. It would be that MS, by gently raping hundreds of millions of innocent people stands out as one of the great scourges in recorded history. By me another beer and I'll elaborate!

  5. Re:Pictures on Humanoid Robot Serves Beer · · Score: 1

    "It's just not quite as good when the head is all over the table."

    Each to his own.

  6. Not enough info on Making an Argument Against Using Visual-Basic? · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there are plenty of good reasons to move away from VB, but IMO, it's an elegant way of leveraging the MS API's. Kinda like wearing fancy gloves while driving a diesel Audi.

  7. Re:Pictures on Humanoid Robot Serves Beer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've always enjoyed getting a little head while drinking beer. Domo arigato, Miss Roboto.

  8. The government and the people on High Court Trims Whistleblower Rights · · Score: 1

    Justice Anthony M. Kennedy wrote for the majority. "We reject, however, the notion that the First Amendment shields from discipline the expressions employees make pursuant to their professional duties,"

    But if Constitutional rights do not apply to employees of the government, then it is not a "government of the people". Up yours, Mr. Justice.

  9. Symantec Corporation on Symantec AntiVirus Hole Found · · Score: 1

    With friends like us, who needs enemies?

  10. Re:Not to be contrarian or anything on Winning (and Losing) the First Wired War · · Score: 3, Funny

    Generals, please... there's no fighting in the war room.

  11. Re:Well, sounds like a good idea on Microsoft Seeking to Patent Automatic Censorship · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fuck the Xbox.
    Fuck Microsoft.
    Fuck the 9 year-olds.

    M.J.

  12. Re:Kernel fix? on Flawed AMD Chip Can Lead To Data Corruption · · Score: 1

    If his overclocking it causes a problem he can kick his own ass.

  13. Re:An old problem on Flawed AMD Chip Can Lead To Data Corruption · · Score: 3, Funny

    I used to burn out a lot of abacus beads.

  14. Re:Kernel fix? on Flawed AMD Chip Can Lead To Data Corruption · · Score: 1

    "...customers with defective chips should simply return and replace them."

    Simple for whom? It can be a real pain in the ass to swap a CPU.

    AMD says that from now on, chips that have this problem will be rerated to lower clock speeds. It would be nice if they offered customers the option of turning down the clockspeed in exchange for a partial refund.

  15. Re:Forced forward compatibilty? on EU/Microsoft Antitrust Case Delves Into Tech · · Score: 0

    If I create an interface to provide interoperability between my programs, and my programs become popular enough that people want to connect to them for reasons I didn't intend (and don't want to have to support), why is it a good business decision to release an API for that interface? It seems like that might shooting myself in the foot if I'm giving it to others who intend (as the linux community does) to supplant me with my own technology.

  16. Re:Wow! on Seagate Announces 750GB Hard Drives · · Score: 1

    Floppy disks have an interesting history that goes back even further than the 80's. They were clunky and slow, but they did provide a reasonable alternative to something like this removable cartridge hard drive of the same era, especially when compared to punched paper tape or audio cassette.

  17. BUGS on Nice Performance Tuning For UNIX · · Score: 1

    I can't remember which version it was, but I once saw a manpage for nice that said:

    BUGS
            Nobody ever uses this command.

  18. Re:Limited application on New 25x Data Compression? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, *your* algorithm even compresses the moderation!

  19. Re:flamebate? on Paul Allen's Microsoft Experience · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Where Bill Gates is concerned, almost nothing is flamebate. He has chosen to live by the sword, he deserves to die by it.

  20. Re:In other news: Apple VS McIntosh on On Apple vs Apple · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to http://www.roger-russell.com/mcintosh2.htm, the Macintosh Plus had a sticker that read "Apple and the Apple logo are registered trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc. Macintosh is a trademark of McIntosh Laboratory, Inc. and is being used with express permission of its owner."

  21. Re:Quickest way to Jump the Shark on The Simpson's Movie Confirmed · · Score: 1

    The "jump" is not a moment of glory. The jump is the moment when it becomes painfully clear to the viewer that the show has become lame. It's the nadir, not the peak.

  22. Re:One benefit of CRT on Inside a TFT Monitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's not a feature, it's a creature.

  23. Re:To the tune of a Dire Straits song... on Fedora Core 5 Available · · Score: 1

    Monkey For Nothing

    Now look at that monkey that's the way you do it
    You trade unfairly with your WinPC
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Monkey for nothin' and chimps for free

    Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
    Maybe get a summons from DOJ lawyers
    Maybe get a chair thrown at your head

    We won't install no microsoft software
    Custom kernel parameters
    We'd rather relink all of those modules
    We'd rather move those shared IRQs

    See the ugly monkey with the sweatstain and the chrome-dome
    Yeah buddy that's not his butt
    That ugly monkey got his own jet airplane
    That ugly monkey he's a billionaire

    We won't install no microsoft software
    Custom kernel parameters
    We'd rather relink all of those modules
    We'd rather move those shared IRQs

  24. Re:More reasons DRM sucks.. on DRM Reduces Battery Life · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The RIAA, the MPAA and you say that it's necessary. But no matter how many times you say it, millions of us remain unconvinced.

    You can stick your head in the sand if you want, but some of us won't "get used to it". We'll continue to protest against it. We'll disclose the dirty little secrets that the Sonys of this world don't want people to know. We'll keep the DRM vendors honest.

    Eventually we'll win, because once most people understand how DRM really affects them, they'll rule with their dollars. Circuit City's DIVX is a good example. I know several people who steered clear of those players once they had heard the arguments against them.

  25. Re:Turnips... on Philips Recalls Almost 12,000 Flat Panel TVs · · Score: 1

    They're not entirely different. They all have power cords so they all have an associated fire risk. Something else they have in common is that they are usually mounted to a wall where a small fire could turn into a big one.