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  1. At first glance... on Farscape Finale Tonight · · Score: 1

    I thought it said Fartscape.

    -1 juvenile

  2. Re:RTFM on Bug Reporting Etiquette · · Score: 1

    Assuming the solution actually *is* contained in the docs, then politely showing the submitter exactly where to find the answer is IMO the best thing to do. Teach him to fish. If he persists in asking lame questions, tell him to S(tuff)TFM.

    If the answer *isn't* in the docs, maybe it should be.

  3. Re:Inappropriate/Appropriate on Bug Reporting Etiquette · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try using -squish

    XROACH(1) XROACH(1)

    NAME
    xroach - cockroaches hide under your windows

    SYNOPSIS
    xroach [-option .,..]

    DESCRIPTION
    Xroach displays disgusting cockroaches on
    your root window. These creapy crawlies scamper
    around until they find a window to hide under.
    Whenever you move or iconify a window, the
    exposed orthopteras again scamper for cover.

    OPTIONS
    -display display_name
    Drop the roaches on the given display. Make
    sure the display is nearby, so you can hear
    the screams.

    -rc roach_color
    Use the given string as the color for the
    bugs instead of the default "black".

    -speed roach_speed
    Use the given speed for the insects instead
    of the default 20.0. For example, in winter
    the speed should be set to 5.0. In summer,
    30.0 might be about right.

    -roaches num_roaches
    This is the number of the little
    critters. Default is 10.

    -squish Enables roach squishing. Point and shoot
    with any mouse but-
    ton.

    -rgc roach_gut_color
    Sets color of the guts that spill out of
    squished roaches. We recommend yellowgreen.

    BUGS
    As given by the -roaches option. Default is 10.

    COPYRIGHT
    Copyright 1991 by J.T. Anderson

    AUTHORS
    J.T. Anderson (jta@locus.com)

    DEDICATION
    Greg McFarlane (gregm@otc.otca.oz.au)

    SEE ALSO
    xroachmotel(1), xddt(1)

    X Version 11 Release 4
    XROACH(1)

  4. Re:Question on MySQL 4 Declared Production-Ready · · Score: 1

    With a view, you can restrict access to certain records.

    CREATE VIEW public_view AS
    SELECT * FROM foo WHERE bar=baz;

    GRANT SELECT ON public_view TO PUBLIC;

  5. Re:VIEWS! I said VIEWS, son! on MySQL 4 Declared Production-Ready · · Score: 1

    I'd be satisfied if mysql supported just the easiest cases of views. i.e. no update/insert/delete, no joins. I'd still gain the abilities to restrict the set of rows/columns which can be seen by certain users, and to group similar tables (using UNION).

  6. Re:A danger on CIOs Looking At OSS · · Score: 1

    Regardless of whether it's free, or paid for, you need to be careful not to paint yourself into a corner.

    A great thing about most OSS software is that it's based on open ideas. If every major Linux distro were to disappear, we would still have *BSD (including MacOS) and several commercial Unix variants to choose from. Porting apps from one flavor of unix to another is relatively easy, especially if you don't stray too far from mainstream libraries. OSS gives its users many options.

    OSS projects like Samba even have shown themselves to be a savior to many companies which were already locked into costly proprietary solutions. Microsoft's goal is to take those options away from its customers.

    Bill Gates didn't get to be the richest man in the world by giving his customers a good deal. Beware the market dictators who possess Windows of Mass Destruction.

  7. We're on a mission from DoD on Teach A Robot To Drive, Win A Million Bucks · · Score: 1

    Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    Jake Blues: Hit it!

  8. Re:The best thing NASA can do ... on NASA To Try To Resume Flights By Fall · · Score: 1

    "spend a day moving it at 4mph"

    The transporters only go ~1mph.

  9. Re:You think mold is a problem? on Problems in Computer Conservation · · Score: 1

    I had a whole bunch of cockroaches in my monitor once. The folks in the next cubicles thought it was very funny.

  10. Re:Bad for the Environment? on Building a Better Motorized Bicycle · · Score: 1

    You premix the oil into the gasoline. Usually somewhere around 1:50.

  11. Re:What innovations? on Why Browser Innovation Matters · · Score: 1

    "the bottleneck is the net"

    Yes, but some renderers deal with the bottleneck more gracefully.

  12. Re:What innovations? on Why Browser Innovation Matters · · Score: 1

    Lighter? Cheaper? Stronger? Better looking?

  13. Re:n-Bit gaming on More on 64-bit Gaming · · Score: 1

    Hah, you missed me! It was probably a rounding error in your two bit fpu.

    Insert coin

  14. Re:Yes ... on More on 64-bit Gaming · · Score: 2, Funny

    "One day I'll be able to sit on the cutting edge"

    Don't try this at home.

  15. Re:One of my favorite google easter eggs... on Playing with Google · · Score: 1

    Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?

  16. Re:Scramble?! on Dawn of the Airborne Laser · · Score: 1

    You have a much better field of view up there.

  17. Re:Can they produce these with a serial ATA interf on Review of First 10K IDE Drive · · Score: 1

    "look for larger density..."

    Don't forget to consider the number of surfaces. It's bytes/cylinder that matters, not bytes/surface.

  18. Re:wow on Australian Federal Police Raid Major ISPs · · Score: 1

    "Voting is a threat to national security" is the next step.

    Votes are already somewhat irrelevant as evidenced by our last presidential election. The people elected Gore. We all need to wake up to the fact that we are being ruled by a rogue government.

    Repeat after me:

    We the people...

  19. Re:"Valuable" Music on Australian Federal Police Raid Major ISPs · · Score: 2

    The government collects taxes (revenues) to pay for these so-called services. Governement offices with nice fat budgets have been known to spend the money on perks for the fatcats.

    Aside from tax money, some laws allow the gov to seize cars, houses, cash, etc. "You have two ounces of pot in your trunk, so you're obviously a drug dealer. We'll just keep your $50k Lexus."

  20. Re:hard to defend Lindows on this one on Is Microsoft Hoisting Its Own Copyright Petard? · · Score: 1

    "It seems pretty clear to me that they chose that name only because "Windows" is the name of a successful operating system."

    It seems pretty clear to me that they (MS) chose the name windows because it was already the accepted term for that type of interface. Chapter 1 of "Learning Macintosh" (1084) contains a section about moving/resizing/closing windows.

  21. Re:Prediction on Microsoft: 2003 and Beyond · · Score: 1

    I just can't resist...

    BMW == Break My Windows. Doh! Too late.
    The ultimate bluescreen machine.
    I thought only AMC had Gremlins.
    "Yeah, it's a v8, v8/SP4."
    Gates: We said "*Information* superhighway".
    Ballmer: Can we install a funky hydraulic suspension?
    Torvalds: I can fix it.

  22. Re:Ive seen this before... on MiniDV As A Backup Medium · · Score: 1

    I should mentioned that the PCM "adapter" itself was optional and expensive.

  23. Re:Ive seen this before... on MiniDV As A Backup Medium · · Score: 1

    Some (maybe all) Sony Betamax machines in the late 70's had a PCM switch on them for storing digital audio.

  24. Re:ATC?It's a big tower, but that's not important on Computer Error Grounds Japanese Flights · · Score: 1

    I apologize. I didn't mean to offend the humor-impaired.

  25. Re:It's not dead. on Dell CIO Says "Unix is Dead" · · Score: 1

    It's got lovely plumage.