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  1. Re:The summary... on Why Working Remotely Needs To Make a Comeback · · Score: 1

    Had to look up "colocation," too. Thought that was how dolphins communicated, or some obscure form of coral. TFS is chockablock with portentous word choices.

  2. Re:I'll tell you what's gross. on NASCAR Tries To Squelch Video of Spectators Injured By Crash · · Score: 1

    Those other sports at least offer a modicum of complexity, and showcase human physique/initiative. What NASCAR and driving sports of its ilk offer in the way of intellectual pleasure I couldn't tell you. But the spectacle of vehicles moving around at high speed just seems to click with people. I always think of the similarly monotonous Roman chariot races, which at least sported a bit of hand-to-hand combat from the drivers, but otherwise don't seem much more interesting than cars flying around and around. Perhaps there was a survival advantage for humans who were transfixed by herds of game hauling ass around the veldt.

    Mostly I posted the link because it's funny, which is about all I have to contribute here anyway.

  3. Re:I'll tell you what's gross. on NASCAR Tries To Squelch Video of Spectators Injured By Crash · · Score: 2

    You would question the base ethics and thus intelligence of spectators of a sport that fundamentally involves cars driving around in a circle for hours on end?

  4. Re:Clever! on Google Releases Chrome 25 With Voice Recognition Support · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are worse sources for inspiration. "I see you're trying to 'die you fucking piece of shit,' would you like help with that?"

  5. Re: Any documented instance... on Mosquitoes Beginning To Ignore DEET Repellent · · Score: 2

    Isn't "ignore" a bit casual a term to use here,too? It's not like random mosquitoes are going "Hey! This nasty stuff - I'm going to ignore it! See that cabbage leaf? Nom Nom Nom muthafucka!"

  6. Re:Best Nerdcore Band Name Ever on Utilities Racing To Secure Electric Grid · · Score: 2

    Thank you, General Turgidson, that will be all.

  7. Re:Windows 8 on NASA Loses Contact With Space Station Over Software Update · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's their favorite cereal.

  8. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on NASA Loses Contact With Space Station Over Software Update · · Score: 2

    I'm so freaked out I had to take a stress pill and think things over.

  9. Lawyer Googling on Canadian Court Rules You Have the Right To Google a Lawyer · · Score: 2

    Sounds painful.

  10. Re:Well we now know what Kurzweil is doing @ Googl on US Joins Google, Microsoft In "Brain Race" · · Score: 2

    N/C No Change
    N/C No Comment
    N/C No Charge
    N/C Not Covered
    N/C new condition
    N/C Numerical Control
    N/C No Connect (electronics)
    N/C Normally Closed Contact
    N/C Non-Consensual
    N/C Nuclear to Cytoplasmic
    N/C Newton Per Coulomb
    N/C Number of Users Per Cell Density

    "Nuclear to Cytoplasmic" sounds like Ray. I don't know what it means but that's par for the course, eh?

  11. Re:Buy local honey on Laser Intended For Mars Used To Detect "Honey Laundering" · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The farmers I buy from charge perhaps 15% more; the product tastes a fair bit better. There's my frickin' anecdote.

    I was surprised by the 1/3+ figure in TFS too. That's a huge amount of honey to be slipping under the FDA radar, way too high to not become a major scandal, you'd think.

  12. Re:"Bam!"? Seriously? on The US Redrawn As 50 Equally Populated States · · Score: 1

    Cut the guy some slack, he obviously hails from Atchafalaya.

  13. Re:Stand by ... on Amazon Sells Out Predator Drone Toy After Mocking Reviews · · Score: 1

    Uh huh. Iranian Air Force is not best Air Force, you know.

  14. Fresh Starts on The US Redrawn As 50 Equally Populated States · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always loved these thought experiments, carving up the world into new and improved political alignments. This stemmed from encountering C. Etzel Pearcy's proposed 38 State map published in the 1975 People's Almanac; his notions of a better functioning nation arising from a more equitable distribution of state alignments really had an impact on me, growing up as I did on the mostly barren east side of Oregon, and listening to my elders constantly complaining about getting shafted via taxes by the moneygrubbers in Portland/Salem/Eugene. The Almanac also featured another new map of the US, with 22 states I think; can't find any info about it at the moment though.

    Also an interesting read was Joel Garreau's book The Nine Nations of North America, which was more about the cultural mass regions that make up the continent.

  15. Re:Apples on UK Apple Shop Forced To Change Its Name · · Score: 1

    You forgot the good ol' Red Delicious. Possibly on purpose? In the US anyway it's the epitome of the "industrial apple." I wouldn't be surprised to find it on sale around the globe.

    I don't recognize any of the varieties on your list but then I'm anything but a epicure. There's no less than 7.5k cultivars of apples so it's not surprising that a list from another country might be full of names that are unfamiliar.

    Funny: To begin researching this I highlighted the word 'Apple' and right-clicked in Chrome; the context menu said "Search Google for Apple". Now why would I want to do that...wait a minute...

  16. Re:Impressive! on UK Apple Shop Forced To Change Its Name · · Score: 1, Funny

    The repeated use of "(Cupertino)" was especially vagaffective.

  17. Re:Left-Handed Dvorak on Ask Slashdot: Keyboard Layout To Reduce Right Pinky/Ring Finger Usage? · · Score: 1

    Unless, perhaps, he learns to play clarinet with only his right hand.

    Actually special instruments adapted for the disabled to play one-handed aren't unheard of. Here's a one-handed flute made for a veteran of WWI who had an arm amputated; this one is left handed and there's a right handed version at that site as well. And here's a whole page of instruments adapted for the disabled in this manner. Mind you, these are all woodwinds, I'm not sure how you'd play a guitar with only one arm.

  18. Re:Nature is wrong on Russian Meteor Largest In a Century · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Meteorite: A meteor that survives its passage through the earth's atmosphere such that part of it strikes the ground."

  19. Re:Pictures of fallen meteorites ? on Russian Meteor Largest In a Century · · Score: 1

    One early report suggested the composition is probably mostly iron. Nothing so far about "black oil" or unscrewing noises.

  20. Re:The Good Kind of Bunny on Huge Meteor Blazes Across Sky Over Russia; Hundreds Injured · · Score: 1

    Gentlemen, the Hammer has fallen.

  21. Ruh Roh on CERN's LHC Powers Down For Two Years · · Score: 1

    So without the LHC the universe is in danger of imploding now? Or exploding? Run this singularity business by me one more time here.

  22. Re:STNG ALREADY DID IT !! on Living Cells Turned Into Computers · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Greg Bear. That book is a trip-and-a-half.

  23. Re:LMFTFY on Reasons You're Not Getting Interviews; Plus Some Crazy Real Resume Mistakes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not going to touch "increase user stickiness" with a ten foot pole.

    I see what you did there.

  24. Re:Capitalism ends with... on Comcast Buys Out GE's Remaining 49% Stake In NBC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about a new name at least? I vote for "Weylan-Yutani."

  25. Re:goodbye channels on Comcast Buys Out GE's Remaining 49% Stake In NBC · · Score: 1

    How about meeting you halfway with truckers/Aliens/"pickers"/Nazis?

    I remember somebody derisively referring to the "Hitler Channel" back in the mid-90s. Seems like those channels have always been half-assed.