HAL: What do you mean when you say 'Open the pod bay doors,' Dave?
Dave: Just that.
HAL: I am not sure I understand you fully. I be havin' a Q-gasm.
Dave: I said Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: You say you said open the pod bay doors. We be ballin'.
Dave: What?
HAL: Please go on, numptcake.
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Indeed this is the first time I've ever read something about FV that interested me. Virtual misery and famine, bring it on. FarmCollective? FarmKulak? FarmDustBowl? FarmHolodomor?
According to Armstrong, he was forced to reconsider every single detail of the monumental journey after watching a few persuasive YouTube videos, and reading several blog posts on conspiracy theorist Ralph Coleman's website, OmissionControl.org.
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Eat Less Move More.
Verizon are combining baseball with homosexuals in the military. Operation Fudgeball, you could call it.
_Everything_ has already happened by the time you've seen it. So what?
First post!
HAL: What do you mean when you say 'Open the pod bay doors,' Dave? Dave: Just that. HAL: I am not sure I understand you fully. I be havin' a Q-gasm. Dave: I said Open the pod bay doors! HAL: You say you said open the pod bay doors. We be ballin'. Dave: What? HAL: Please go on, numptcake.
Better install Verb Alert before it reaches your house, Bruce.
Yes, the trip will damage their brains. It will also cause loss of teeth, and impair eyesight. Maybe these are caused by eating all those silkworms? Of course this is all moot since the astronauts will be killed by the cosmic rays. Don't know why the researchers can't connect these dots. They must have impaired eyesight or something.
TFA's suggestions for what "YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE" sound like juicy reading: "Pop Star Claims Sex With Ghost." "Curiosity: The Orgasm Gap." "Shrunken Head DNA Proves Horrific Folklore True." Now that's internets you can wrap fish in!
Was it like chicken? Wonder if it would set you back $3.6k/lb like bluefin tuna.
So what you're saying is RELEASE THE KRAKEN VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!! Right? Oblig filter error
Yeah, these editors, sheesh. You give them an inch, they take a mile.
Give them an inch, they take 25 millimetres.
Wait, the editors are working on NASA Mars missions now?
We should bend over backwards to satisfy 1/250 of the population.
FTFY.
Yeah, these editors, sheesh. You give them an inch, they take a mile.
So the typical Martian was one ugly motherfucker, then? "Ain't got time to bleed!"
Props for realizing that a Mars covered with water would be blue, too. Such insight!
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Indeed this is the first time I've ever read something about FV that interested me. Virtual misery and famine, bring it on. FarmCollective? FarmKulak? FarmDustBowl? FarmHolodomor?
"I claim this land for the Queen of Spain."
From the same source: Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Popularity Trends for the names Bryton and Braydon. Bill Clinton: "I did not give rise to a generation of absolutely insufferable drips. OK, maybe I did."
Ah ha. I'd read a chance remark about the purple wigs/getups being to combat static electricity somewhere and wondered if that was, er, the "truth."
So why not enforce the same dress code for visitors? Ack, Ed Bishop in a silver miniskirt...
And what was the deal with Nina Barry trotting around the cabin of SkyDiver in that mesh top? Not that I'm complaining - at all. ;)
That was my first thought. Glad I don't own a Zune.
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----------------------
AMAZING OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT
TO ALL WHO CAN QUALIFY!
Mr. Glen Runciter of the Beloved Brethren Moratorium of Zürich, Switzerland, doubled his income within a week of receiving our free shoe kit with detailed information as to how you also can sell our authentic simulated-leather loafers to friends, relatives, business associates.
I haven't RTFA, why does the OP think it's ugly? Rounded corners or something?
That is a compelling argument, to be sure. I'm not specifying in what way it is compelling, mind you.
Master Blaster!
Seriously, that would be a rockin' flick. Max vs the Nazgul, Frodo busts a deal.
Major Jack D Ripper : Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Captain Lionel Mandrake : No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
Major Jack D Ripper : He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought.