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  1. Re:Stay away from my daughters Duke on Duke Nukem Forever Goes Gold · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a solution for you, and it doesn't involve groveling in front of your wife-master! First, wait till your wife-master is asleep, then open up her purse and find your balls. Next, re-attach your balls between your legs (or somewhere else if you're feeling adventurous). Now would be a good time to drink a beer, play the damn game, pat yourself on the back like a man, and try to remember that you're an individual and not a freaking slave to that ring on your finger.

  2. Re:Summary on US To Release International Cyber Strategy Today · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I bet you look really cute in your blue cheerleader outfit.

  3. Re:Been there, done that. on Free DARPA Software Lets Gamers Hunt Submarines · · Score: 1

    This game sucks.

  4. Re:Unexpected benefits on Google Won't Pull Checkpoint Evasion App · · Score: 5, Informative
  5. Re:One-line summary. on A Look Inside the Bustling Cybercrime Marketplace · · Score: 2

    "Fucking IRC, how does that work?"

  6. I smell... on Egyptian Father Names His Daughter "Facebook" · · Score: 1

    a lawsuit.

  7. Re:Thank your neighborhood republican on House Passes Amendment To Block Funds For Net Neutrality · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a good deal to me.

  8. Re:Talk to your boss on Clinton Calls For "Ground Rules" Protecting Internet · · Score: 0

    And the drug war

  9. Re:innacurate re: wikileaks on The Seven Types of Hackers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well we know Assange isn't a hacker... we have evidence to suggest that he's be laid at least twice.

  10. Re:That's it? on The Seven Types of Hackers · · Score: 0

    or stupid users

  11. Re:Yes, Thank Turing We're Not the Media Hype Mach on Watch IBM's Watson On Jeopardy Tonight · · Score: 0

    You had me up until the "kindness, love, tenderness" part.

  12. Re:Normally on Amazon Pulling Out of Texas Over $269 Million Tax Bill · · Score: 1

    True but... if you're neither poor nor wealthy, you're screwed.

  13. Re:Why would they lie? on Leaked Cables Reveal US Thinks Saudi Oil Reserves May Be Overstated · · Score: 1

    Aren't they drilling offshore now? I thought offshore drilling was really expensive, why would they do that if they have plenty of oil inland?

  14. Re:Your pessimism is REALLY misplaced on Leaked Cables Reveal US Thinks Saudi Oil Reserves May Be Overstated · · Score: 1

    I would like someone to explain to me what exactly will replace petroleum wholesale without using the terms "future technology" or "has yet to be developed."

  15. all your kids on Teacher Suspended Over Blog About Students · · Score: 1

    are stupid

  16. How is this a "FAIL"? on House Fails To Extend Patriot Act Spy Powers · · Score: 1

    This sounds more like an "EPIC WIN" to me.

  17. Re:Wall Street rules on The Companies Who Support Censoring the Internet · · Score: 1

    Sorry artor, it is his right to not vote, and it is not your place to tell him to do so. You are entitled to your opinion, but you don't see anonymous coward lecturing you on what you should do.

  18. Sounds like a job for... on Feeling Upset? Look At Some Meat · · Score: 2, Funny

    anger managemeat

  19. If this van's a rockin'.. on Vans Drive Themselves Across the World · · Score: 1

    call tech support.

  20. Re:As seen on Discovery channel on The Home-Built Dark Knight Batmobile · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think that's egg on your face....

  21. Re:Broken News... on Astronaut Sues Dido For Album Cover · · Score: 1

    Sure, but she still sucks

  22. Re:Is tit wrong.... on Seven Words You Can't Say On Google Instant · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this entertaining.

  23. In other news... on Methane Survey Reveals Mars Is Far From 'Dead' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Martians label Earth "stupidest planet ever" for measuring their farts billions of times...

  24. Re:Coast Choppers? on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    I think you're confusing "American Chopper", the show about OCC and their silly clown bikes with "West Coast Choppers", Jessie James' bike shop on the other side of the country (who also produces silly clown bikes).

  25. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you... on Highly Directional Terahertz Laser Demonstrated · · Score: 2, Funny

    oh wait, it is a banana