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  1. Re:WHAT!?! on Senator Proposes to Monitor All P2P Traffic for Illegal Files · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Congratulations, if this goes through and someone gets that job, we now have a new record-holder:

    The Most Rickrolled Person In The World.

  2. Re:I question one of those claims... on Oil Deposit Could Increase US Reserves 10x · · Score: 1

    I'll show you a country powered by them: France. They've got the cheapest power and cleanest air in Europe.

  3. I question one of those claims... on Oil Deposit Could Increase US Reserves 10x · · Score: 1

    Fewer than would be produced generating the same amount of energy with coal, which currently provides about 70% of our energy in the US. Even if we all decide today that we're going to swear off fossil fuels, the process of converting our society to the alternatives will take decades, decades in which we will still rely on millions of barrels of oil every day.


    Assuming that a reasonable investment of public funds were made into the infrastructure, I imagine we could convert nearly all of our hydrocarbon power plants to fission in under ten years. "Reasonable" here is defined as "less than what we've wasted in Iraq".
  4. GW Bush on Celebrity AD&D Character Sheets · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aristocrat (Neoconservative) 10/Clr2 of Jeebus

    Str: 13
    Dex: 8 (choked on a pretzel)
    Con: 14 (able to stomach sight of Laura Bush)
    Int: 8
    Wis: 9*
    Cha: 14 (people still like him)

    HP: 10d6+2d8+24

    Skill points: 13*2 (Ari) +2*1 (Clr) = 28

    Profession (failed businessman) +3
    Craft (ridiculous speeches) +4
    Knowledge (torture methods) +5
    Knowledge (religion) +2
    Knowledge (pseudoscience) +3
    Perform (monkey faces) +7

    Neocon Bullheadedness (Ex): Analogous to the Madness rule for clerics of Tharizdun (see RttToEE), Neoconservatives add half of their Neocon level to their Wisdom for the purpose of Will saves and any checks related to avoiding changing one's mind, but subtract this number from their Wisdom for all other purposes except spellcasting. Neocons who worship Jeebus count their cleric levels as Neocon levels for this purpose.

    Cause Fear (Ex): By invoking the sacred name of Terrism, Bush can cause a disturbed fearful state in those who hear his speeches. Anyone hearing such a speech for five consecutive rounds must make a Will save (DC 18) or be shaken for 24 hours. In addition, for the next four months the victim must make a Will save (DC 13) upon future mention of Terrism, or be shaken for 10 minutes. Listeners with Intelligence 12 or greater are unaffected; listeners with intelligence 16 or greater are highly amused.

    Feats: Courteous Theocracy (background feat), Dodge Draft, Thrall to Demon (Karl Rove), Weapon Focus (flag lapel pin), Dodge (for hunting with Cheney)

    Typical cleric spells prepared: **can't cast spells, Wis10**

  5. Re:Time is on our side... yes it is. on 5.1 Sound Card Delivers 3 Streams of iTunes · · Score: 1, Funny

    +1, Best Reply Evar

  6. Re:iPod, anyone? on 5.1 Sound Card Delivers 3 Streams of iTunes · · Score: 1

    And, if you want your music to be audible to everyone in the room, you can plug your iPod into some speakers. Like, any speakers.

  7. Re:Time is on our side... yes it is. on 5.1 Sound Card Delivers 3 Streams of iTunes · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'd rather make my own music than jump through all those DRM hoops.

    You can buy a decent used piano, or a nice guitar, for the price of all that stuff. Want music? Go play some.

  8. Re:May or may not be the same Anons on Griefers Assault Epileptics Via Message Board · · Score: 1

    When the anon stuff started going down I learned about the ebaumsworld calling card in an hour of reading encyclopediadramatica.

    Count on it that the Co$ has done the same. They're not stupid; they're just crazy.

  9. Re:If She Doesn't Settle on RIAA Will Finally Face the Music In Court · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So we outbid them.

    Get a million people together (shouldn't be hard if all the torrent sites make note of the campaign) to chip in $1 or $10 each to make a matching offer: "We'll pay you to take this to trial."

    Even if the RIAA outbids The Internets, it's still a PR coup -- "Look at what they were willing to do in order to hide stuff..."

  10. Re:Conspiciously absent question... on Air Force Cyber Command General Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: 1

    You obviously can't be arsed to use your brain for even a few milliseconds, so let me spell it out for you:

    Instead of funding this program, those same taxpayer dollars could be used to fund any number of other programs which many people would believe to be more worthy.

    Alternatively, they could be returned to the taxpayers in the form of a tax cut.

    Tax reduction OR other programs are an alternative to military spending.

    I am neither an 8th-grade dunderhead or a hippie. Try again.

  11. Conspiciously absent question... on Air Force Cyber Command General Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Why should we pay the Air Force, or anyone else, to do this instead of fixing potholes/improving education/doing research/fixing healthcare/reducing taxes?"

    "Why does the American taxpayer benefit more from this than from any other use of the money?"

  12. Re:digitally signed and time stamped archive on White House Email Follies · · Score: 1

    And I don't see why this would be hard. Perhaps I'm naive about IT challenges, but where I work nobody even thinks about archives and backups until they need them; there are just some perl scripts that run every night make sure all that stuff gets made.

    Do you really need anything other than anacron, scp, maybe a bit of perl, a RAID array or a tape drive, and some guy to buy new disks (or tapes, or whatever you're using) once in a while to make email backups?

  13. Re:Solution on White House Email Follies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Bush presidency has helped OBL's cause beyond his wildest dreams.

    The SPCA has a much easier time recruiting when there's a serial puppy-kicker on the loose.

  14. Re:Strangling kittens on White House Email Follies · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Elsewhere in the world destruction of evidence is taken as guilt. Is that not the case in the USA?

    In the USA, it matters a whole lot who you're talking about whether or not XYZ counts as guilt.

  15. Re:the US military may not be doing its job on Google Pulls Map Images At Pentagon's Request · · Score: 1

    And why does the US military consider the vast bulk of the world to be its enemy?

  16. Re:Internet Explorer based exploit on Hackers Target MySpace and Facebook · · Score: 1

    I've wondered about that too. Facebook fails at image processing.

  17. Re:Just what kids on Myspace and Facebook need... on Hackers Target MySpace and Facebook · · Score: 1

    You obviously don't need a password, then.

    Just buy a dog.

  18. Re:Apparently linux is the new kid on the block on EU Fines Microsoft $1.3 Billion · · Score: 1

    Unix is far older than 17. Linux is close enough to Unix that I can ssh into machines and do stuff without really worrying about what *nix they're running.

  19. Re:1.3 billion on EU Fines Microsoft $1.3 Billion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, cry me a river for Boeing. They've had their pockets lined with overpriced military contracts (overpaying for shit that won't work anyway) for how long?

  20. Re:Parents on Utah Wants To Give ISPs That Filter a "G-Rating" · · Score: 1

    If you don't teach kids how to filter garbage, they will be doomed to believe it once they leave the walls of your home.

    Which, of course, is exactly what keeps Mormonism alive.

  21. Re:Dear Sir/Madam on Microsoft Says Not All Ad Clicks Are Created Equal · · Score: 1

    Ah, sorry -- my deepest apologies!

    I was hand-holding my radar gun when measuring the speeds of snails and Vista.

    Upon repeating the measurement with a tripod-mounted radar gun, Vista went at 2 inches/minute; my previous measurement of 16 inches/minute was due to jitter from hand-holding it. This has never been a problem measuring OS speeds before; sorry.

    Comment withdrawn. Perhaps a more appropriate comparison would be to lichen?

  22. Good. Maybe they will sue each other into oblivion on Blackboard Wins Patent Suit Against Desire2Learn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... and those of us who are actually in the business of teaching and/or learning can get on with it.

    My university uses D2L. I, as a TA, hate the motherfucking thing, end of story.

    I have a professor who adamantly refuses to use it and posts course information as plain vanilla html pages (with pdf alternate links, if the LaTeK -> html doesn't look quite right). Nobody complains.

    As a side-effect you can use curl to download all the notes at once. Try that with D2L.

  23. Re:New Marketing Strategy on Microsoft Says Not All Ad Clicks Are Created Equal · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they made Vista-brand snails or vacuum cleaners, they'd sell like mad.

  24. Re:To Be used by Which Application? on Sandia Wants To Build Exaflop Computer · · Score: 1

    Strict academic masturbation? You mean like those German guys who sat around in the '20's and '30's working out quantum mechanics, right?

    Oh, right -- that thing that makes transistors possible, and thus these here Intertubes, and modern chemistry...

    DoD doesn't do research aimed at "applications", if by "application" you mean "something that might make your life better".

  25. Re:To Be used by Which Application? on Sandia Wants To Build Exaflop Computer · · Score: 1

    Is this real research or military stuff?