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Senator Proposes to Monitor All P2P Traffic for Illegal Files

mytrip writes "Senator Joe Biden (D-Del) has proposed an ambitious plan, costing on the order of $1 billion, aimed at curtailing illegal activities via P2P networks. His plan involves utilizing new software to monitor peer-to-peer traffic on an ongoing basis. 'At an afternoon Senate Judiciary subcommittee hearing about child exploitation on the Internet, Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.) said he was under the impression it's "pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation" simply by looking at file names. He urged use of those techniques by investigators to help nab the most egregious offenders."

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  1. And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Republicans belong to big business and the wealthy. Democrats belong to trial lawyers and Hollywood. And BOTH of them want to spy on me, tell me what I can and can't do on the internet, and use the government to impose their interest groups' agendas on me by force. And between big business and Hollywood, they're both just *aching* to crack down on file sharing, DRM circumvention, or anything that doesn't make some studio money, prop up a lethagic music industry and their 80's-era Compact Discs, or protect an overextended movie industry and their overpriced "tentpole" movies.

    Fuck them. Fuck them both.

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    1. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by CogDissident · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, he has a "unique serial number" that always identifies a computer. But won't tell anyone how he got it. I'm guessing that they're assuming a MAC address is unique, even though it can be spoofed.

      In any case, all the more reason to use the TOR network.

    2. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear the snow is starting to melt in Canada at this time of year. :-)

    3. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by mastershake_phd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Republicans belong to big business and the wealthy. Democrats belong to trial lawyers and Hollywood. And BOTH of them want to spy on me, tell me what I can and can't do everywhere, and use the government to impose their interest groups' agendas on me by force. And between big business and Hollywood, they're both just *aching* to crack down on file sharing, DRM circumvention, or anything that doesn't make some studio money, prop up a lethagic music industry and their 80's-era Compact Discs, or protect an overextended movie industry and their overpriced "tentpole" movies.

      Fuck them. Fuck them both.

      There, fixed that for you.
    4. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by neersign · · Score: 2, Funny

      and both Reps and Dems continually find ways to waste my money and tax me more. Some of the things these people come up with is absolutely ridiculous. Did you know that in Maryland, our senate/congress just passed a very important bill to name our official state cake? Seriously. These people get payed with our tax dollars to sit in a room and discuss these things, and they just raised our state sales tax because they have so many more excellent things to talk about. Thank you for wasting my money, Government, because I can't think of a better way to spend it myself.

    5. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by kylehase · · Score: 1

      I'd say most lawyers and hollywood are wealthy so everyone is republican. Finally! Hillary and Obama can stop fighting.

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    6. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Firehed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.) said he was under the impression it's "pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation" simply by looking at file names.

      Does that quote suggest to you that he's technical enough to even know what a MAC address is, let alone know that it's spoofed with five seconds worth of work in the command prompt? People have of course screwed with filenames just to see what happens (much more in Kazaa/Limewire than Bit-torrent), probably to test Rule 34, with interesting results; more importantly, it shows that filenames are completely meaningless if you're looking to actually reveal content. In any case, just ticking the "encryption required" box in your torrent client solves that problem - and you can bet your ass that any sort of unique serial number would be the much more industry-standard (and equally absurd) IP address. You know - take the RIAA approach.
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    7. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by c00rdb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Aside from the obvious issues in actually implementing this horrendous idea- I have to wonder since when is this the governments concern? Copyright infringement has always been a civil matter. I think this would be the same as the government monitoring the internet for libel against any citizens. It's ridiculous. The fact is our government is horribly run. Stuff like this really makes me angry. How about concentrating on saving money instead of inventing new taxes and new ways to monitor us. How about someone who proposes agency spending starting from ZERO- thus eliminating the need for agencies to needlessly waste money at the end of the year so they get it again next year. ARGH!HU#IRHR*$

    8. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

      Whatcha gonna do, brutha, when these 48 inch pythons go wild on YOU?

    9. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Swear thine allegiance to Sir Ronald of Paul. He shall grant us liberty from both the Democrat Barons unfair levies and surcharges and from Republican Barons Crusade in the Holy Land.

      He is raising a rebel army in the forrest!

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    10. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by CogDissident · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, he is technical enough, or was briefed by his tech-team enough, to mention that IP addresses arn't the only things used, and are only associated with the time stamp of when they were used, and they subpoena the ISP for the info of that IP address at the time it was used.

    11. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I disagree with your depictions of both parties..

      BUT you're still a thief. I don't want my tax money to have to pay for apprehending your lame ass because you aren't worth it. However, it still doesn't change what you are.

    12. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by MrMacman2u · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you are implying that everyone is wealthy therefore everyone is Republican... I'd gladly claim to be a Republican if it automatically meant that $100 bills just start floating out of the sky and into my pocket.

      No, I'm not a republican OR a democrat because I enjoy the process of THINKING too much to give it up.

      Both parties of this bi-partisan country are corrupt, lazy, money grubbing, fear mongers and I refuse to vote for another piece of deadwood until there are people put up for election that are WORTH VOTING FOR and not one minute sooner.

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    13. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      In any case, all the more reason to use the TOR network.

      I've barely found TOR to be usable for normal web browsing. What makes you think it can be used in any meaningful way with p2p? It might be usable for small'ish files (I've known people that use it to share mp3s via fserves on IRC) but for real file sharing? Not in my experience....

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    14. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by hobbit · · Score: 1

      I'd gladly claim to be a Republican if it automatically meant that $100 bills just start floating out of the sky and into my pocket. No, you actually have to be a Republican for that (by which I mean a Halliburtican, not a Redneckican).

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    15. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by phoomp · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suppose he'll be looking for file names such as: "This file contains illegal content)

    16. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by rocketPack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Isn't it possible just to claim your wireless access point was left open and that someone else was using your wireless without your consent or knowledge? They can only prove it was your modem that transmitted the information, not the actual PC without doing a forensic hard disk analysis, right?

      My router spoofs all my MACs and I've only got one IPA, so anyone using my router looks the same to the entire web.

      Is this a plausible defense?

    17. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      please don't use tor for downloading shit. you'll drive away all the exit nodes. setup a freenet node.

    18. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 4, Funny

      People have of course screwed with filenames just to see what happens (much more in Kazaa/Limewire than Bit-torrent), probably to test Rule 34, with interesting results; Yeah, I love that bash.org entry too: http://bash.org/?572066
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    19. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      "pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation" simply by looking at file names.
      So, you're saying I should be careful if I download an mp3 of the blues classic "Making Love to My Baby"?

      Not everyone who is rich is a Republican, kylehase, but they've got plenty of incentive.
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    20. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by novafluxx · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when we have totally clueless people, almost all of whom are lawyers, running the government's legislative branch... They know nothing about technology...they usually propose laws that sound good and make their constituents feel good, never thinking of the possible consequences of the law in the future. Now if I jokingly make a file name with some child porn tags in it, as a joke and its really a movie of that donkey with a hard on chasing the dude as his pants fall down...I get investigated... 1984?

    21. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by porcupine8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dude, I would MUCH rather they sit around and name state cakes than pass laws like this.

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    22. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by thelexx · · Score: 1

      Well, there was one candidate who would have stood up for your rights. A real old school Republican too, which looks more like a Libertarian these messed up days. But he was bad with sound bites and not very pretty for tv. Also his ideas required knowledge, thought, and insight from people. You know, time and effort. So he was ridiculed, mocked and largely ignored by the media. I also think he scared a lot of people who simply do not want or understand the concepts of true freedom and a government that is subservient to the people instead of the other way around. C'est la vie. Maybe, if we are really really lucky, another guy like him will come along before it's too late. One who looks and sounds pretty this time too. Otherwise we are, in fact, the fucked.

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    23. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we should support this measure.

      Then send an email to the good senator with an internet address for him to visit.

      Then watch the news of "FBI raids senator after his unique identifier connected with gay child animal porn; sent videos of foot wagging to prison staff"

      Or you could just make spoofing unique identifiers illegal.

    24. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by UncleTogie · · Score: 3, Funny

      So change a few to "JoeBidenHavingSexWithPreteens.mpg" and watch the fun begin!

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    25. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Darby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, there was one candidate who would have stood up for your rights. A real old school Republican too, which looks more like a Libertarian these messed up days.

      The real old school Republicans are primarily the people who founded the Libertarian party when the Republicans turned down this road long long ago.

      All the rest of them left the Republican party when that fascist monster Reagan was elected.

      Ron Paul is a libertarian and has been for a long time.
      He's nothing at all like a Republican as clearly demonstrated by the fact that he was never even close to becoming the Republican candidate.

    26. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      And BOTH of them want to spy on me, tell me what I can and can't do on the internet, and use the government to impose their interest groups' agendas on me by force.
      Wrong, wrong, and wrong again. They don't want to do anything except whatever will ensure them the most votes. The reason why you're being spied upon and being told what to do (if you insist on calling it that) is because your fellow man has decided that protection of children is more important than your privacy from the government on the internet.

      You see, the way it works is that we come up with a set of rules that the majority agrees upon (more or less) and we expect everyone to adhere them. If you personally choose not to adhere to them, then we use force. If you wish not to have force used upon you, and still wish to not adhere to the rules as they are now, then you are responsible for trying to change those rules to something you prefer. If that doesn't work, tough cookies. Mostly false rants over strawmen like "big business", and Hollywood are no substitute unfortunately.

      (Reminder: troll-modding opinions that you don't agree with is a most insidious form of censorship)
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    27. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by TheSeventh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with this approach, is that you are sitting back and waiting for things to change. I don't like most things about how our government is run or the people who run it either, but I try to take a more pragmatic view of changing things.

      This is also my disagreement with those supporting Ron Paul. Maybe he is the best candidate, and maybe everything would be better if he were elected, but he has literally no chance of becoming president, but a lot of his supporters talk of voting for him, instead of "throwing away your vote" on one of the 3 contenders.

      So, voting for Ron Paul is not throwing away your vote, even though he can't win, and therefore, you still didn't vote for the winner of the election, and possibly helped one of the others get elected instead? I feel it necessary to vote for the lesser of 3 evils, at least so things can be BETTER than they are now. I would rather have my say in voting for someone who can win, than in voting for an ideal out of protest for the others.

      It's sad, but these days more people need to vote AGAINST someone, than for someone. You don't want McCain to become president? Vote for the person running against him that can actually win. You don't like any of the three? Find the one you can deal with for the next four years and vote for that one.

      Say my dream car was a really fast Ferrari, but I only had $5000 to spend and I don't have any current transportation. Should I put that money away and just wait until I had enough to buy it, (which may never happen), and not have any transportation? Or should I be more practical and find the best option available to me right now, so that I can drive to work, and get a better job that makes more money and maybe earn enough to buy the Ferrari?

      It'd be great if I could have my ideal, but practicality limits reality.

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    28. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


      Isn't it possible just to claim your wireless access point was left open and that someone else was using your wireless without your consent or knowledge?


      As far as I know that defense probably wouldn't work. It's akin to leaving your gun on the kitchen table. In the US, the use of various tools implies knowledge & responsible handling. Unless you live in California where you can get away with anything.

    29. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by yabba-dabba-do · · Score: 1

      mv ./making-love-to-my-baby.mp3 ./ponies-in-a-meadow.mp3

      That should keep you safe. Who cares what the file name is, as long as the tags are correct.

    30. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'd classify Ron Paul as a RINO. He's officially a Republican, and he ran as a Republican, but his positions are really Libertarian.

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    31. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Funny

      May I suggest that we start renaming files to "Joe_Biden_is_an_ignorant_prick"?

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    32. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Discordantus · · Score: 2, Funny

      As far as I know that defense probably wouldn't work. It's akin to leaving your gun on the kitchen table. In the US, the use of various tools implies knowledge & responsible handling. Unless you live in California where you can get away with anything. Hmm. So you're saying that me sharing my wifi with my neighbors is irresponsible? I thought it was called "being nice".
    33. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      you're talking about Ross Perot?

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    34. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but that strikes me as absurd -- when I lived in San Francisco there were free (as in gratis) WiFi access points all over, many left that way by businesses for their customers. Now in rural GA I do leave my WiFi unsecured for my neighbors, and I am criminally liable? That makes no sense at all.

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    35. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by kkovach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      San Francisco is sooooo far away from New York. Wouldn't it be nice if we could fly there!?

      Pish Posh! That'll never happen. You best start walking now, rather than spend your valuable time trying to figure out how to fly! You'll waste your life away and never make it. Then you'll be sorry. At least walking you'll get there some day!

      Today 10,000 people vote for Ron Paul, tomorrow maybe 100,000 vote for Ventura. If we never start it'll never happen.

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    36. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by clang_jangle · · Score: 4, Funny

      I prefer "joe_biden_with_grandkids-EXTRA_HOTTT-XXXXX.mpg"

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    37. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it's not, altho I can't recall any specific cases. There have, however, been several discussions around here on the very topic, and the general consensus (of people who aren't lawyers, obviously) seems to be that it likely won't stand up as a legal defense. Hard to say before it's really tested in the courts tho.

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    38. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
      Most people hasn't even heard about MAC addresses and try to impress people by their knowledge of the existence of IP addresses...

      You can spoof an IP address too. And it can also change over time - especially if you use DHCP.

      And identifying illegal P2P - well - you also have legal P2P so how to distinguish them? Filenames are useless as an identifier. "Return of the killer tomatoes, amateur edition" - is that a legal file or someone's parody? Is it legal? Maybe I should make a video of molesting cherries? The end result can be cherry brandy!

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    39. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Arccot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, voting for Ron Paul is not throwing away your vote, even though he can't win, and therefore, you still didn't vote for the winner of the election, and possibly helped one of the others get elected instead? I feel it necessary to vote for the lesser of 3 evils, at least so things can be BETTER than they are now. It'd be great if I could have my ideal, but practicality limits reality. Kinda true, kinda not. While I'm not a Ron Paul supporter, the idea works for any 3rd party candidate. The more support a third party candidate gets in the general election, the easier it is for the third party to compete in subsequent elections. The party gets federal matching funds for federal elections, an easier way to get on the ballot, and state benefits vary from state to state. So yes, voting for Ron Paul does make it more likely a third party will be able to rise out of obscurity, just not instantly.

      It is POSSIBLE to bring up a third party, if not to compete with the Reps and Dems, then to replace one of them. We aren't still voting for Whigs, after all.

      I personally think it would be easier to start a third party at the bottom, in local and regional elections, than to make a bid for the presidency. But you need to attempt both to get the word out.
    40. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      tor doesn't work real great for P2P. I2P works significantly better.

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    41. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will those clowns in Washington realize that they're technically bankrupt, that there isn't enough money to do all the things that they've already promised their citizens ( such as medical and old age security ), and that there isn't a hope in hell that expensive new programs could ever be implemented for long enough to actually do anything, except of course, increase the debt that is already to large to ever be repaid ?

    42. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Alarash · · Score: 2, Informative

      MAC addresses don't go past the first network equipment (usually your router or switch). As far as I know there are only two ways of seeing the original MAC address : encapsulate the Ethernet frames, or directly ask the number from the NIC driver. Both are currently impossible to do in a passive way (ie: network probe or traffic filtering). You need a layer 7 tool to do that.

      I don't think it's enforceable to require every single computer to have such a software (just to many of them, and too many versions). That is without even mentioning networks such as Tor which would remove the informations from the payload anyway.

    43. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there is a unique number stored on your hard drive that identifies your machine. The file is stored in your root directory. I have never been able to find it or open it under a Microsoft OS. The file is created when the drive is formatted. What all information is compressed into a single number I do not know but I believe it consists of a combination of MAC address, CPU serial number, video card number, and other components that identify your machine.

      How I found the file. I use hard drive like other people use CD's and DVD's. My hard drives are mounted in treys and the 'D' (Data drive) can be moved from machine to machine. At the time I was using FAT-32 because LINUX would mount Fat-32 drives. If you formatted a new hard drive FAT-32 on a Windows machine, then mount the empty drive on a LINUX machine you will find one file in the root directory. Open that file with VI and you will see the unique number the Microsoft has computed for your Windows machine.

      Tom

    44. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what were you searching on google to come across this..

    45. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by clickety6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I feel it necessary to vote for the lesser of 3 evils, at least so things can be BETTER than they are now. I would rather have my say in voting for someone who can win, than in voting for an ideal out of protest for the others.

      Sir, would you like your testicles served to you deep fried, boiled or shredded?

      Not always easy to tell which is the lesser of the three evils ;-)

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    46. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      i'm sure "JoeBidenHavingSexWithPreteenboys.mpg" would attract more interest. maybe we can get him to resign before people clue in.

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    47. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      "fascist monster Reagan"

      Wow. Another cry-baby communist bed-wetter so ANGRY about the ending of the cold war (the US won) and the prosperity of the 80s.

      I think you have forgotten what that fuck-nut and terrorist sympathizer Carter did to the country with his social progressive experiments (hint hint, double digit inflation and unemployment). Oh, and the terrorist label is not propaganda. Hamas is a proud terrorist organization. Unless you consider the deliberate and intentional targeting of civilians to be just "freedom fighting".

    48. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      How about "JoeBidenTakingAviciousDumpOnHilaryRosen.avi" ?

      Don't forget that vicious dump, it's priceless!

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    49. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As far as I know that defense probably wouldn't work. It's akin to leaving your gun on the kitchen table. In the US, the use of various tools implies knowledge & responsible handling. Unless you live in California where you can get away with anything.

      What if I sell coffee out of my kitchen window ? Could I then claim to be an Internet Cafe, and not liable for my customer's actions ? Or is this yet another right which only companies over a certain size rather than real human beings have ?

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    50. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by marx2k · · Score: 1

      Someone sat outside of my house, jumped on my open router, downloaded Mission Impossible 3, burned the DVD ISO ...and put it on my desk!

    51. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by billcopc · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd rather see this guy get Rickrolled halfway to hell, then sued by Rick Astley for downloading his song.

      Oh I would PAY to see that.

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    52. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Or we could just have them all arrested for employment fraud. We didn't hire them to name a cake, we hired them to run our socialized services.

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    53. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by onecheapgeek · · Score: 1

      How about we play "credit the original source"? http://www.ubersite.com/m/29438

    54. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Bryansix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you live in California it actually DOES make sense to vote for Ron Paul. Why you ask? Because it is a winner take all state and there is no way in hell that anybody except a democrat will take the state. So if you don't like the Democrat then you might as well vote for Ron Paul because your vote won't count for shit either way. A vote for Ron Paul or a vote for McCain is just as worthless but the Ron Paul vote sends a signal.

      What you are pushing for is breaking democracy.

    55. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by GregPK · · Score: 1

      Plus, to make something on the order of what he's thinking of. Will cost far far more than 1 billion dollars. China has been doing something similar for years and they've already spent over 100 billion on it.3

    56. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you kids would be right on with that MAC address tracking if only you knew your goddam network layers.

    57. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      When morons quit voting the same clowns in term after term. How long has Ted Kennedy been a US Senator?

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    58. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by patrik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except.... Ron Paul is not a 3rd party candidate so any talk of supporting him to improve the LP party is complete crock. I guess he may still end up being the LP candidate but I doubt it for two reasons:

      1) He seems to have strayed from what my (and I think many other's) vision of what Libertarian is i.e. he believes in State's Rights at the cost of citizen's rights. He either fails to see that the States and the Fed govt are both equally capable of evil, or he has another agenda. and

      2) It would probably cost him his Republican support, and possibly his seat in the House, because after all this is the party that likes to hang together.

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    59. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      A lot of the problem is that people pay so much more attention to the presidential race than to ones where they can actually make a change.

      A third party candidate has no chance in hell of winning the presidency - but with enough local support you can have a decent chance of becoming mayor, being elected to the state legislature, or maybe even to the House of Representatives. I mean, Ron Paul's far outside of normal republicans, but he is at least in the house.

      The only times a third party or outside viewpoint has done well at all nationally is when it is centered around a cult of personality - Theodore Roosevelt, Ross Perot, even Jesse Ventura. It only lasts as long as that person is in the spotlight.

      The only thing we can do with our little voices and few votes is try to provide some force at a local level - and you do see decisions reflecting that. California's gun laws or emissions laws versus Texas, for example. Regardless of which approach you agree with, those are prime examples of local action and results that are significantly different from the national approach.

      Rather than trying to guess which of the national candidates is going to suck less and arguing whether we're "throwing out vote away," we should be trying to influence votes that we can actually change. Maybe eventually some of those low-level politicians can rise to higher office - who knows?

    60. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by smacNhawaii · · Score: 1

      With the massive problems this country has in need of statesmanship, thought and logic and this dickhead is out pruning the flower beds in an ice storm. The problem with a republic is the need for adults to participate.

    61. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      You don't want McCain to become president? Vote for the person running against him that can actually win. You don't like any of the three? Find the one you can deal with for the next four years and vote for that one.

      Insightful? It only takes an exaggeration of the issues (e.g. each candidate with a chance of winning wants to kill a different member of your family...) to show how woefully wrong this kind of "voting logic" is. Finding one candidate you can "deal with" among the ones who have the best chance of winning and voting for him is tantamount to giving up in democracy completely.

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    62. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by HairyNevus · · Score: 1

      As a Minnesotan who would've voted for Jesse (probably): Right on!

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    63. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

    64. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      So change a few to "JoeBidenHavingSexWithPreteens.mpg" and watch the fun begin!
      Well, given the appalling level of hypocrisy in Congress (the anti-homosexual with a wide stance, the anti-homosexual anti-paedophile who goes after 16-year boys, etc.), and the fact that Biden is the one pushing for this, it wouldn't surprise me if he is involved in raping preteen girls. There is something truly disturbing about Congress. It seems like they not only choose the wrong person for any given job, but they specifically choose the exact opposite of what is needed for the job.
    65. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Hmm. So you're saying that me sharing my wifi with my neighbors is irresponsible? I thought it was called "being nice". Technically, it's probably called "violating your TOS", but the penalty for that is a lot less steep than copyright infringement.
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    66. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Danse · · Score: 1

      What if I sell coffee out of my kitchen window ? Could I then claim to be an Internet Cafe, and not liable for my customer's actions ? Or is this yet another right which only companies over a certain size rather than real human beings have ? It's not that easy. Do you have a business license? Are you in an area zoned for commercial restaurant businesses? Has the health inspector come by? etc..
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    67. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Basically, you have identified the party of big corporate monopolies and the party of big government socialism. Try again.

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    68. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by crossmr · · Score: 1

      No. He's got nothing.
      Far too many people don't seem to know how MAC addresses work. They're replaced at every router. They're only locally significant to a packet.
      If you have a PC and you're capturing packets, you'd have to be an idiot not to notice that the MAC address from every packet is identical, no matter the source. It would be the MAC address of the router you have at home, or the modem if you're directly connected to that. That would be the inside MAC address of that particular device. Every routed interface has a different MAC address.

      Unless the ISP is giving the MAC address to them, and even then the ISP only has the MAC address of the outside device. You could have 1, 10, or a million computers behind that MAC address and it would all look identical to them. There would be no way for them to distinguish which PC the particular transmission came from without seeing the network address translation table, which on most home devices isn't even displayed let alone available for inspection later.

      Everyone I see someone bring up MAC addresses in relation to file sharing talk I just want to encourage them to get out of the conversation because they're in far over their head.

    69. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by LucidBeast · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agreed with you even before realizing I had read "wifi" as "wife".

    70. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 2, Funny

      This "fixed that for you" meme is quite obnoxious. Everything on the internet is archived and when you modify someone's quote to make it look like they said something other than what they actually said there is now a lie about what they said in the permanent record.

    71. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1

      Is this a plausible defense?
      Pardon me if I don't give a shit if it is or not. If it gets to THAT point, the swat team has already seized your computer and you've been accused of some crime.
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    72. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Nobody could possibly be so sick as to download porn with Joe Biden in it.

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    73. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      We may not be voting for whigs, but replacing a major party is an extremely rare event. The first two parties were the Federalists and the Democratic-Republicans. The Federalists died out in the early 1800s, and for 20 years or so the D-Rs were the only game in town (please note that parties were far less important back then). The Whigs came around in the 1830s, dies by the end of the 1840s. The Republicans came around in the 1850s and are still here.

      The D-Rs? They renamed themselves- the Democrats. They're still here. Replacing a political party has happened only twice in US history, and both of those were early on in it.

      If a 3rd party wants to make it, they need to start small. Grass root campaigns can win a few mayorships and city councilman positions. Use that fame to launch county and state congress campaigns. It takes far less money, and is far easier to get the vote out on local campaigns. Get a following in a few sates and then you can make a real race for a federal campaign.

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    74. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Roosevelt wasn't a 3rd party- he was a progressive republican (there was a time a century ago when that wasn't a contradiction in terms). He decided to become a 3rd party candidate for presidency in 1812, running against the sitting republican president Taft. He lost. Not a good example of successful third parties- he was neither.

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    75. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

      Not to be off-topic or anything but Jesse Ventura is bat-shit crazy. Too bad, seeing as how he was one of the few independent, Libertarian-like (Reform/Independence Party) governors around (only Dems and Reps right now). He had some really good ideas, tried to keep religion out of government, and yet now he's a truther. Too bad.

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    76. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      And yet he remains the "third party" candidate to win the most votes in a hundred years. He ran without the support of the two main party machines, that's the important part.

      New parties rarely spring forth fully formed - they splinter off of an existing party. Had he won, there was a chance he could have done that. And "progressive republican" is a sort of candidate we've been missing for a while.

    77. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by killmofasta · · Score: 1

      Uh. No. Absolutly not. I have the encyption required box checked, and the file name still shows up in the packet, and a bunch of client machines can still reslove my IP. ( This is what comcast's new Torrent policy did...)

      Filename+Encryption=Stage one Warning.

    78. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Also does everyone forget back when Napster had a plugin to reverse or rot13 all filenames it made the RIAA puzzled for at least a few weeks why people were sharing "tihs tae.mpg" and other files named wierdly.

      Now most good p2p is select groups. I share within a few select groups that are free of the scum, leeches, and spies. More and more are doing this.

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    79. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      So, um, if I use a vm, how exactly does this unique identifier work?

      One way or the other, they talk about not wanting to give details because then it might make it easier to circumvent, um, that suggests they're talking about "security through obscurity", i.e., on a par with hiding your house key under a house plant.

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    80. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      you're certainly living up to your nick, though your sig kinda gives it away.

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    81. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See I am one of these people who is going to "throw his vote away" on Ron Paul.

      Maybe I'm hopelessly cynical, but asking me to pick one of the big three to "improve" things is like asking me if it would be better to be water boarded, go through sensory deprivation for 72 hours, or just have the living shit beaten out of me. I am not joking. I have that dim a view of all three "major" candidates. None represent me. None will significantly "improve" things. /Yes I also hate Bush

    82. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Mex · · Score: 1

      "In any case, all the more reason to use the TOR network."

      For P2p file transfers? That's not cool, dude.

    83. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Aside from the obvious issues in actually implementing this horrendous idea- I have to wonder since when is this the governments concern? Copyright infringement has always been a civil matter. I think this would be the same as the government monitoring the internet for libel against any citizens. It's ridiculous. The fact is our government is horribly run. Stuff like this really makes me angry. How about concentrating on saving money instead of inventing new taxes and new ways to monitor us. How about someone who proposes agency spending starting from ZERO- thus eliminating the need for agencies to needlessly waste money at the end of the year so they get it again next year."

      Unfortunately, they're pushing copyright infringement more and more into criminal court. It really got its start with DCMA....bypassing copyright measure....FELONY.

      I agree with you on the other parts.....the use or lose thing causes SO much waste. Trust me...I've seen it first hand.

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    84. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say my dream car was a really fast Ferrari, but I only had $5000 to spend and I don't have any current transportation. Should I put that money away and just wait until I had enough to buy it, (which may never happen), and not have any transportation? Or should I be more practical and find the best option available to me right now

      If I could save up all of my votes across my lifetime and spend them all on a candidate of my choice in an election of my choice, I might choose to do that rather than waste a vote on a candidate that I don't support.

      The fact that change and hope are the memes of this election cycle are due in large part to the fact that the dems lost to Nader in the 2000 cycle.

      Sometimes a vote is not really about where it will get you this election, but how it will shape the race in elections to come.

    85. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So, voting for Ron Paul is not throwing away your vote, even though he can't win, and therefore, you still didn't vote for the winner of the election, and possibly helped one of the others get elected instead? I feel it necessary to vote for the lesser of 3 evils, at least so things can be BETTER than they are now. I would rather have my say in voting for someone who can win, than in voting for an ideal out of protest for the others.

      I really despair when I read stuff like this, and it gets modded "insightful."

      Answer me this: What is the probability that your vote will be the deciding vote in an election? Here's a hint: Buying lightning insurance and playing golf would give you a better rate of return. With your view, the only votes that count in an election are those suffiecient to give a bare plurality -- any excess for the winner, and *anyone* voting for any losing candidate wasted their vote. Votes for Kerry in 2004? Wasted. Votes for Gore? Wasted -- and not just that, but every individual vote EVEN IN FLORIDA was less than the noise in the election. No one can give a precise number of votes even after multiple recounts, or say what the margin of victory was.

      So unless you are prepared to get together five hundred (or whatever the margin of error is) of your closest friends to vote as a bloc and wait a couple of hundred years to perhaps have a 1 in 50 chance of being in a state where you can influence a national election, the best strategy for an individual voter is to vote for the candidate they like the most.

      The reason is simple. Voting is a recurring event, and Presidential elections happen every four years. If you are in a group that is greater than the margin of victory between the top two candidates, you have a louder voice in future elections than a voter that pads the margin of the winner or who votes for the loser. If an election is 51-49, the winner is perfectly happy with the margin in future elections, and the loser has to try to figure out some way of peeling off enough voters to actually win. If an election is 48-46-6, you can bet that at least one of the two major candidates will look for ways to appeal to that 6% -- or deny their opponent that 6% -- in future elections.

    86. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Fuck them. Fuck them both.

      I'd link you to a torrent where you can download a video of that, but I don't want Joe Biden tracking me down.

    87. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul only wants liberty from unfair levies and crusades in the holy land on the federal level.

      Ron Paul has no problem whatsoever with unfair levies and religious crusades at the state level.

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    88. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. This makes a lot of sense.

    89. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by onehippo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everything on the intartubes is archived and when you modify someone's quote to make it look like they said something other than what they actually said there is now a lie about what they said in the permanent record.
      FTFY
    90. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by todman · · Score: 1

      You miss the point that it is important to make your voice heard. If all people do is vote for consensus candidates they don't want, then all they will have to vote for is consensus candidates they don't want.

    91. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Ohrion · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I wish I had mod points today, cause that was hilarious. It HAD to happen, but hilarious none the less...

    92. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Dillon2112 · · Score: 1

      Wait, so now my internet connection is like a gun? And besides, what's wrong with leaving my gun on the table? I always leave it there - then again, I *do* live in California...

    93. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you in principle, but a problem arises with your line of reasoning when none of the candidates will improve things. I'm not saying this is the situation now, but, if the 2 party system gets so corrupted that we have to choose between Hitler and Stalin, picking either of them will make things WORSE, not BETTER.

      So, it may be reasonable to compromise between your position and the parent's position. If one candidate will make things better for the country, in your opinion, you should vote for them. If all candidates will make things worse, in your opinion, don't vote. Bad politicians often call things "mandates from the people" when they are no such thing. Don't give politicians this tool.

    94. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by TheSeventh · · Score: 1

      Sometimes a vote is not really about where it will get you this election, but how it will shape the race in elections to come.

      No, A vote this November is primarily about what it will get you this election.

      I can pretty much guarantee you that either Clinton, Obama, or McCain will be president next year. And you get to vote which one you want. Maybe you don't like any of the three, but that doesn't really matter now does it? Voting for a 3rd party candidate isn't going to change the fact that one of those 3 will become president.

      It might not be a great choice, but that's how it goes.

      Voting for the person you like the most but has no chance of winning is nothing more than a pipe dream. What this also means, is that you DON'T CARE which one of the three become president, and it's all the same to you. If Al Gore became president in 2000, we wouldn't be in this mess in Iraq, watching thousands of people die and spending hundreds of billions of dollars we don't have. Maybe you didn't really want Al Gore to be president, but it would have been better than what we have now.

      If you want to change the system, you have to change it from the inside, and play by the rules while you're there.
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    95. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by cjb658 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Billions? Bah, if China has already done it, it will be easy for us to reimplement their solution. After all, we get all our other stuff from China, why not our censorshi- loyalty enforcement facilitators.

      Wait...no...Joe Biden is the best senator ever! I welcome our new censorship overlor...

      NO CARRIER

    96. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Hmm. So you're saying that me sharing my wifi with my neighbors is irresponsible? I thought it was called "being nice".

      Despite that mummy told you sharing your toys is being nice (correct in my opinion); the us government and big business knows better; sharing is immoral and illegal and 'not nice'. It seems mothers the world over are misguided :S
    97. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      It's sad, but these days more people need to vote AGAINST someone, than for someone. You don't want McCain to become president? Vote for the person running against him that can actually win. You don't like any of the three? Find the one you can deal with for the next four years and vote for that one. This is precisely why this country has fallen so far behind in recent decades. Instead of voting for what people want, they vote for what they don't want in the hopes that their candidate (based on the lies they're telling) won't be as bad as the other guy. It's a downward spiral comparable to "chasing your loses" in gambling. If you're not voting for whom you believe in then you're subverting the democratic process itself and, quite frankly, you become very easy to manipulate (politically speaking). Candidates no longer have to prove their worth, they simple have to agree with you on not liking their opponent.

      The truth is though, that there are very few real differences between the Republicans and Democrats. Most people don't even realize what their side stands for half the time. Republicans are for small government, right? But (wartime spending aside even) Bush has increased spending more than FDR. Democrats are the anti-war party, right? Yeah, except for WW1, WW1, Korea, Vietnam, Kosovo, etc. Who's stronger on the constitution? Damned if I know, they're both attack it from different directions. People tend to demonize the "other" party without realizing that their parties views were the other parties views a couple years earlier. Or that it'll likely flip again in a few years time.

      The idea behind voting for a long shot is not so much about getting them elected as it is identifying yourself with a block of voters that future candidates will want to go after. You become a crucial swing voter and get all the attention. It's only throwing your vote away to vote for someone who's likely to win with or without your support. You become a small drop in a large ocean. Supply and demand. Your vote is worth less because there's less demand for it. At the very least, the mainstream candidates start to pay lip service to the issues you care about because they're always tied and they always need swing votes.

      Lastly, elections are all about principle. You can't pragmatically win the lottery. I hate to break it to those who think their vote is "sacred", but in reality, your one vote doesn't make a difference. So there's no real risk in being principled. And if we can't be principled when there is no risk, how will you fare when there is.
    98. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Say my dream car was a really fast Ferrari, but I only had $5000 to spend and I don't have any current transportation. Should I put that money away and just wait until I had enough to buy it, (which may never happen), and not have any transportation? Or should I be more practical and find the best option available to me right now, so that I can drive to work, and get a better job that makes more money and maybe earn enough to buy the Ferrari?

      It'd be great if I could have my ideal, but practicality limits reality. If your dreams consist of nothing more than driving a really fast ferrarri, you probably have little choice but to vote for whoever the TV or church tells you to vote for. Your mind has already turned to shit.

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    99. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by GXTi · · Score: 1

      Better yet - MAC address are only useful identifiers if you're either on the user's computer (frequently used to ban people from online games) or on their LAN (e.g. wireless router access control). As soon as the packet hits a router, the originating MAC changes to that of the router (and the target MAC to that of the next hop), because it's too low level to deal with routing. So it's entirely useless for snooping!

    100. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its exactly this kind of thought that is keeping the 2 main partys in power.

    101. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you describe a perpetual and chronic problem with any system of government. Voting for the lesser of two evils does not place any lower limit on how evil any of the candidates can get. So while things could be worse, it doesn't change the fact that things are very bad.

      People will live with the government's abuses because the actual number of real victims is relatively small. This is the insidious part of living in the free world; your enemies are often hard to identify because they'll put a different face on depending on who you are, where you are, and what you happen to be doing at the time. One day you're a valued customer, the next you're a child-raping p2p downloader... unless you settle in their favor.

      The sad thing is, when everyone turns a blind eye to these abuses because they have yet to be personally affected by them, there's only two things that can happen. The abused minority will get so sick of it, and they'll do something about it in a way that is parallel to flying a plane into a building; or, the abuses will grow until people are mad enough to riot, perhaps even leading to a civil war.

      And for what? A Britney Spears album? If people really understood the difference between what was at stake and how petty the media industries are, they would be demanding the government use military force to shut these companies down before we end up paying a real human cost for their greed.

    102. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Jesse Ventura is a 9/11 conspiracy nut who is repeating crap that has been debunked over and over again, even by conspiracy theorist standards. There's a reason he's not called Jesse "The Mind" Ventura.

    103. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      The only reason why I chose that nick was to see how many people would resort to ad hominem attacks, rather than tackling the substance of my argument (and learn and grow, have their views and perceptions challenged, etc). I was pleasantly surprised by the number of people willing to engage in proper discussions, but, as expected, every now and again I get some idiot assuming my nick is the flaw in all my arguments, and if they ignore me, my reasoning will cease to exist.

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    104. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by The+-e**(i*pi) · · Score: 1

      maybe they will give us all free static ips so they can track us?

    105. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      But just because you start doesn't mean it will happen.

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    106. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Larryish · · Score: 1

      excellent car analogy

      the skinny prick and the fat asshole give it two thumbs up

    107. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by msromike · · Score: 1

      Yes. Lying is always an option when you are caught stealing.

    108. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 1

      Okay, so by saying you are going to vote for the lesser of 2* evils you imply they're both evil, one is just a little less so. That would seem to me to indicate that things won't get better, in fact they'll get worse just a little slower than if you had voted for the 'greater' of 2 evils. So your solution to making things better makes absolutely no sense. You are assuring a third party candidate will fail by assuming he'll fail no matter what, thus giving him no chance for success. Not only that but by continually saying third parties have no chance you are in fact condemning us to this two-party system until we finally implode under our lesser but still evil government. Let me repeat that last part, our lesser but still evil government.

      Time for my car analogy rebuttal. Say there are two giant car producers, between them they have 95% of the market. Now say their cars are quite damaging to the environment. The cars get 8mpg or so, spew out a lot of carbon dioxide, and are just generally bad. Every so often one will be less damaging than the other, but they're roughly equal. However, there are other car manufacturers, not nearly as big and hence their cars tend to cost more. Also, their cars are much more friendly to the environment, they get 40mpg, are powered by hydrogen**, etc... Let's say you still have that $5,000 and you can buy a car from the two big manufacturers for that much. The other smaller manufacturers sell their cars for $10,000. Does it make sense to buy the $5,000 car? For an individual it very much does. You can't afford the $10,000 and you need transportation. The problem is everyone thinks this, and by buying the cheaper car the smaller manufacturers can't grow larger and reduce costs and you end up, collectively, damning the planet***.

      * I assume you mean McCain, Clinton, and Obama for your "3 lesser evils" statement since you don't appear to support third parties in any way.
      **Let's just assume we can get hydrogen easily from solar and wind power or something.
      ***This was just a hypothetical car analogy, no discussion about global warming please.

    109. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RON PAUL

    110. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't have to 'spoof' it. you can plainly change it, and then change it again, and again, and so on.

    111. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I agree with him, so long as you're guaranteed freedom from the state (i.e the ability to move).

      It only gets complicated with children being subjected to it due to their parents, but how is that really any different than what we let parents do to their kids in the name of religion? At least the state never tries to mutilate my body.

    112. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


      As far as I know that defense probably wouldn't work. It's akin to leaving your gun on the kitchen table. In the US, the use of various tools implies knowledge & responsible handling. Unless you live in California where you can get away with anything.

      Hmm. So you're saying that me sharing my wifi with my neighbors is irresponsible? I thought it was called "being nice".


      You are completely misrepresenting what I said. Sharing is not irresponsible. If you want to share with your neighbors, encrypt the connection and give them the key. That is responsible and nice.

    113. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


      IANAL, but that strikes me as absurd -- when I lived in San Francisco there were free (as in gratis) WiFi access points all over, many left that way by businesses for their customers. Now in rural GA I do leave my WiFi unsecured for my neighbors, and I am criminally liable? That makes no sense at all.


      If you knowingly leave an object in a public place which is then used for illegal purposes in the USA then you are just as liable as the person who used it for those purposes. If you don't believe me, try it out. There's no need for an argument about such things, it's a simple fact. If you're not willing to go down the road and try it out, why not call a lawyer and ask? These matters have been set by precedent in the USA over and over again. I've worked for several businesses, I've never seen one with public wifi that did not have some crazy waiver of liability in their TOS when using their WIFI and if they don't they're quite naive.

    114. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


              As far as I know that defense probably wouldn't work. It's akin to leaving your gun on the kitchen table. In the US, the use of various tools implies knowledge & responsible handling. Unless you live in California where you can get away with anything.

      What if I sell coffee out of my kitchen window ? Could I then claim to be an Internet Cafe, and not liable for my customer's actions ? Or is this yet another right which only companies over a certain size rather than real human beings have ?


      Once you have a business license and proper permits for operating a commercial business in a residential zone then you can claim that but even then, these businesses you speak of are still liable. Have you ever read their TOS when you connect to their WIFI?

    115. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


      Wait, so now my internet connection is like a gun? And besides, what's wrong with leaving my gun on the table? I always leave it there - then again, I *do* live in California...


      Well in the eyes of US law it is an object or a tool (or a service, depending on which aspect you're talking about) but I'm surprised you can leave your gun on the table in Cali :) They won't even let you smoke in public, unless you're beheading ex-wives, or shooting them (or some other woman) in the face..

    116. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, according to Joe Biden, its OK for the gov't to monitor my P2P activity for filenames. If I use P2P, I must be downloading something illegal after all.

      But, its NOT ok to listen to conversations from Known Terror Suspects. Thats going too far!! Its voilating their constitutional rights.

    117. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Larry_The_Canary · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you but your one vote isn't going to make a difference in this one election whether you vote for the person you like or against someone you don't like. Your vote will make a difference in the long run if you consistently support the candidate that appeals to you most. In my opinion, your view is defeatist and only serves to preserve the status quo. If you don't believe me just look at the Green party in Canada. They are quickly becoming a political force and get more total votes each election. This is possible because of people who vote for what they believe instead of against what they don't believe.

    118. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      their 80's-era Compact Discs

      As opposed to crappy MP3's from iTunes? Um, I'll gladly take CD's, thank you. I like to listen to music.

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    119. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      While it's true that one can change file names to *anything*, not necessarily reflecting the content, it's also true that file names are by far the dominant metadata field searched against on peer-to-peer networks. In order for someone to effectively find content about X, the filename -- or some other metadata field -- must reflect its content of X. If you move to other searchable metadata, they can simply have a look at the value of those.

      It's the general problem that while it's certainly possible to invent dozens of ways to make a single transfer where both parties know secret information incomprehensible to a third party, this is not really possible on a very open network, because the people who may be interested in accessing your content only have access to public information -- and so do the people that want to catch you.

    120. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Best comment ever.

    121. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      To be honest, if you're planning on sharing illegal information, it'd be a lot smarter to use a highly inconvenient but secure method than simply hope you don't get caught but get great download speeds.

    122. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      I see -- so then I will just make a "welcome" screen with an appropriate custom EULA ad it's all good.

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    123. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone here is of course assuming the elections will be fair and untampered with...

    124. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      Another part of the historical lesson is that America has *only* ever had 2 major political parties. Those two parties and their platforms change, rarely, but the fact remains that despite third parties having a smattering of support here and there, our government has *always* been dualistic. That's just the way we are in this country, Americans only think of issues in an either-or manner.

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    125. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder since when is this the governments concern? Copyright infringement has always been a civil matter.

      Why is this modded up? According to the article, the only thing this will be used for is child porn.

      Also, the typical response of "but it's only a matter of time until the RIAA starts using this" is counterproductive. Instead of being resentful, we should instead wait until some industry boss casually mentions it. We then respond in outrage, and paint them as people who want to subvert the resources we use for tracking down harmful criminals for profit.

    126. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


      I see -- so then I will just make a "welcome" screen with an appropriate custom EULA ad it's all good.

      Talk to your lawyer about that. Just make sure the coffee is delicious, injected with extra caffeine and all will be forgiven no matter what :)

    127. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      If you knowingly leave an object in a public place which is then used for illegal purposes in the USA then you are just as liable as the person who used it for those purposes. So, if I leave a spade in my garden, leaning against my fence, and someone takes it, hits someone over the head with it, killing them, and then returns the spade, then you think I am liable for murder? Either your interpretation of US law is way off, or your country's legal system is even more broken than I thought.
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    128. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

      IIRC, quite a few reports (some here at /.) not so long ago said that TOR was broken as far as privacy goes.

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    129. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

      but the penalty for that is a lot less steep than copyright infringement. Given enough Republicans, all penalties are shallow!
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    130. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Wow. Another cry-baby communist bed-wetter so ANGRY about the ending of the cold war (the US won) and the prosperity of the 80s.

      Wow, another AC demonstrating his ignorance and inability to form simple thoughts.

      When you speak of the "prosperity" of the 80s, watch "Wall Street" the movie. That's all the prosperity there was,exactly like today.
      If you're one of the delusional cowardly nutjobs, too scared of thinking to actually assess the damage caused to this nation by the Reagan administration, just look at today. Same people,same policies, same disasterous results. Reagan was a skilled liar (being an actor) but he has nothing else going for him. He sure as shit didn't "end the cold war". Not even close.

      Grow up, learn to think, and then actually use that newfound skill,and then we can talk.

      Cowardly, delusional cult of Reagan sycophants would have already killed themselves long ago if any integrity were compatible with the philosophy of slavery.

      Oh, and the terrorist label is not propaganda. Hamas is a proud terrorist organization. Unless you consider the deliberate and intentional targeting of civilians to be just "freedom fighting".

      I suppose it depends on what the "civilians" did to them first. But again, sanity and basic human decency are beyond your comprehension if you're one of the few subhuman monstrosities left who have such contempt for freedom and humanity required to pretend that Reagan was anything but a monster.

      I think you have forgotten what that fuck-nut and terrorist sympathizer Carter did to the country with his social progressive experiments (hint hint, double digit inflation and unemployment).

      Laughable. Reagan was the one who sold crack to American school children in order to illegaly arm, fund, and train Osama Bin Laden.
      Sympathy is one thing. Active support for terrorists is treason. A crime, you, Reagan, and every monster who still tries to wave his ragged, scum-soaked flag around, is guilty of. Again, it's all about personal responsibility. A characteristic you, as *all* Republican scum are entirely lacking.

  2. And I'm sure . . . by base3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . this dragnet surveillance "for the children" would never be used to enforce copyright. Right, Senator RIAA?

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    1. Re:And I'm sure . . . by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are exactly right in your suspicions, get ready for darknet p2p programs to start popping up all around us. When Mr. Biden asks what a darknet is, I hope he is summarily ejected from public office. Subsequent to this law, the information on the internet made available to share via darknets will in turn make its way to those who would share materials that are illegal, so the end result is nearly zero. Some idiots will always get caught, but they are just as likely to get caught without this law.

      Anyone with his position should have enough intelligence to seek out smart people and see what can be done sensibly. Of course, all his intelligence is in his wallet; which is (un)fortunately under his ass most of the time.

      It really is time to get rid of big business lobbyists. Their damage to the US is unfathomably huge. Time for open lobbying, not dissimilar to having to post your lobbying requests on the legislator's wiki site for all to see.

      We need a LOT more transparency in the influences on legislators. Clearly.

      This legislation is being promoted without clear evidence that it is needed. Where is the supporting evidence to show that this legislation will stop what it is intended to stop? How will it stop those from posting to the Internet from countries where the material is not illegal? There is no evidence to support it. If there is, the law is not needed. They can use the evidence they already have to arrest those guilty of the supposed crimes. Fucking idiots.

      What an asshat. Yes, your child can click on the 'download britany spears' link and get childporn. Those filenames are ALWAYS accurate. Damn, even the **AA were using wrong filenames to spoil P2P sharing.

    2. Re:And I'm sure . . . by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation Would that also mean monitoring someone downloading, say.. The Sopranos, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, any hentai whatsoever.. and so on and so forth? :P
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    3. Re:And I'm sure . . . by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      Here's what will happen:

      - People sharing child porn would creatively rename it "cinderella" or "ariel" so it looks like an innocent file.

      - People sharing "girl naked" would be unfairly targeted even though said "girl" is actually a 25-year-old woman.

      Basically it would be like the Drug War -
      - the real bad guys get away
      - and innocents are unfairly molested by the government lawyers

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    4. Re:And I'm sure . . . by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Their damage to the US is unfathomably huge. Time for open lobbying, not dissimilar to having to post your lobbying requests on the legislator's wiki site for all to see. Does this exist? I'd be willing to shell out for some hosting (I'm a reseller) and a domain and put up a political request wiki and see if it catches on. Seriously. What happens when the general populous starts making their requests known? What happens if we could get some media attention.

      Tell me this already exists, or help me make this exist. webmaster at fredrickville.com
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    5. Re:And I'm sure . . . by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Would you want your children to grow up in a world where pirates rule the cyberseas? I think not!

    6. Re:And I'm sure . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely!

      In fact, anyone watching anything other than "Touched By An Angel" or old "Highway to Heaven" episodes (via paid subscription, of course) would obviously be a thought criminal.
       
      What you people aren't getting is that we need more regulation of behavior and morality so that we can all comfortably be brought to the middle of the personality/creativity/sheeple distribution curve.
       
      I think it was Lenin who said it best, "Vanilla ice cream is choice enough for everybody," or, something like that...
       

    7. Re:And I'm sure . . . by pipatron · · Score: 1

      People sharing child porn would creatively rename it "cinderella" or "ariel" so it looks like an innocent file.

      Uhm, you don't want Disney after you. Seriously.

      People sharing "girl naked" would be unfairly targeted even though said "girl" is actually a 25-year-old woman.

      And fairly so. A 25 year old woman in the porn industry is referred to as "mature" or "milf".

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    8. Re:And I'm sure . . . by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      Funny... some of the "teen" sites I've visited have girls that have been online since 2000. So that makes them what? 25-26 years old by this time?

      Nobody ever said there was honesty in porn advertising. ;-)

      As for Disney, isn't this law supposed to be for tracking child pornography? In that case, the government won't care if I'm downloading cinderella.

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    9. Re:And I'm sure . . . by computational+super · · Score: 2, Interesting

      get ready for darknet p2p programs to start popping up all around us.

      I wish I could share your optimism, but I doubt it. Freenet has been around for a long, long time (over 10 years now, I believe). It's barely usable because it depends on there being lots and lots of nodes - and why aren't there lots and lots of nodes? Because everybody's afraid of installing it since it might be used for illegal purposes! Nobody's willing to support truly workable anti-censorship measures because deep down, they support some censorship... which is unfortunate because you either allow no censorship at all or you allow arbitrary censorship.

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    10. Re:And I'm sure . . . by somersault · · Score: 1

      Touched By An Angel I dunno, that sounds like it could be a euphemism for some pretty sick stuff!
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  3. WHAT!?! by Ceiynt · · Score: 5, Funny

    pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation" simply by looking at file names. Ok, so all my Metallica files will be relabled (Not Metallica_Not Illegal file_Ignore). That should keep the feds off me.

    1. Re:WHAT!?! by Swizec · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even though at first glance it might seem filenames aren't that important, it's actually a pretty good heuristic method to gauge what a file might contain.

      This is because people are hardwired to organising their stuff. A filename by the name of "rapeMe" is far easier to find when you need id than the same file, but named "rU2:s" don't you think?

      Now, since people are also lazy they forget to rename these files before transmiting them.

      Sure, the method is not perfect and yes sooner or later filenames will be randomly generated when transmiting by P2P clients themselves, but until then the method provides a good guess as to who needs further inspection.

    2. Re:WHAT!?! by LMacG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmmmmm, what am I going to do with this file therapist.avi?

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    3. Re:WHAT!?! by somersault · · Score: 1

      Uh oh, someone sent me Rape Me by Nirvana on Windows Live a few months ago... am I going to go to jail?

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    4. Re:WHAT!?! by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

      I propose using "JoeBiden_[number].jpg" as a generic filename for all pornographic material.

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    5. Re:WHAT!?! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      The problem, as you put it, is determining what's in a file. Who's going to share a file called "kiddie_porn.zip"?

      The problem is for those looking for particular LEGAL tunes the independant artist WANTS shared. You may be trying to find an indie song named scatterbrain. Do you have any idea how many dfferent songs have that name? You may not know the name of the band doing a particular song, and there may be three songs with that name, two of which may be RIAA songs. And lets face it, THAT'S what this is aimed at, killing the indies. I don't believe for a minute the RIAA really believes their own bullshit that downloading Britney Spears songs is ruining the market for Britney Spears. Every reputable study says otherwise, that downloads INCREASE sales rather than hurting them.

      And violent scenes of rape? I guess it's now illegal to own a copy of Sudden Impact or High Plains Drifter?

      I was stationed in Dover in the Air Force from 1971 to 1973, now I have one more reason to hate Biden's God-forsaken state. Thanks, Joe, I'd about forgotten about your little hellhole. Now, why would a Senator from Deleware care about the MAFIAA? I'd say it's one more reason to outlaw "contributing to" (bribing) a candidate one is ineligible to vote for.

      -mcgrew

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    6. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A filename by the name of "rapeMe" is far easier to find when you need id than the same file, but named "rU2:s" don't you think?

      They are going to bust Nirvana fans???

    7. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose the following filename translation table. Simply change the file name to confuse the authorities.
      Instead of X, use Y:
      porn... pr0n
      rape... rate
      kiddie... tot
      teen... schoolaged
      preteen... chrishansen
      pussy... kitten
      flash... britney
      cock... rooster
      xxx... yyy
      cunt... lindsey
      fuck... 4nick8
      screw... phillipshead

      A similar table will be used for terrorist activities:
      nuclear... nucular
      bomb... failure
      etc

    8. Re:WHAT!?! by Swizec · · Score: 1

      Haha, well they WOULD have to check into what they find suspicious. The method can't be considered proof of anything, rather indicator of having to look into something.

      Just like if something smells really bad it doesn't mean a rat died there, it could just be some cheese.

    9. Re:WHAT!?! by kylehase · · Score: 1

      OR

      # for i in *.*; do mv "$i" ".$i"; done

      There, now the government won't see the files whizzing by them.

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    10. Re:WHAT!?! by ddrichardson · · Score: 1

      I don't know if that's true universally - if I look through my MP3 collection then you are quite right, mine are named conventionally giving band/album/title. A quick look in my pictures and videos and this is not the case, because the thumbnail is easier to locate than the filename. Now as this type of thing would predominantly be image based then this is no longer an effective heuristic.

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    11. Re:WHAT!?! by backbyter · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      After your backside has been tattooed with the name of the file you were caught sharing.

    12. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Have you ever heard of mapping real file names to some other text. Example: Beat_the_Wife.jpg is changed to Domestic_Pinata.jpg

      The file sharing service uses Slapstick_Family_Birthday.jpg while the consumer of the media renames it locally to Beat_the_Wife.jpg

      I am certain the pedophiles already use code words to mean various things not obvious from the words themselves.

    13. Re:WHAT!?! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I would modify it to be "from_JoeBidens_PC_[INSERT NASTY FILENAME DESCRIPTION].jpg

    14. Re:WHAT!?! by blindd0t · · Score: 1

      So what would they do if I searched for Hand Banana? Seriously though, people would probably just find alternative words and/or phrases to use.

    15. Re:WHAT!?! by thynk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      News alert: Billion dollar federal monitoring program defeated by ROT13 file name encryption. Feds calling "ROT13" the worst thing to happen to national security since 9-11.

      It's unfortunate that none of this Billion bucks they want to spend catching people who swap illegal porn will actually help any of the children who were abused and in reality, won't stop it from happening to other children. I'm not sure what the answer is, but I'm pretty sure this isn't it.

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    16. Re:WHAT!?! by Entropius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Congratulations, if this goes through and someone gets that job, we now have a new record-holder:

      The Most Rickrolled Person In The World.

    17. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What am I going to with SenatorJoeBidenRapes4YearBoy.avi?

    18. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the idea of false-positives is a scary one.. just think of how many files on your machine could be misconstrued by someone else just from the filename.. hell, i don't want to be investigated because i downloaded live footage of Tool performing "Prison Sex" or the popular Nirvana example of "Rape Me."

      what about BDSM types to make a living dealing in perfectly legit and legal rape flicks and stuff like that?

      imagine if ronald reagan came to your house tomorrow with a busload of agents and said "oh hi, we noticed you bought sandwich baggies with your credit card tuesday, and 2 weeks ago you bought potting soil. we're ripping your house apart and searching for all the marijuana you must be selling."

      of course even as i'm ranting, i realize the whole things moot.. no matter what kind of carpetbombing they do to the internet, the users are always 2 steps ahead. if anything, this bullshit will just push the widespread adoption of encrypting everything coming in and going out of your ports. not to mention stuff like automatic mac address spoofing scripts and other ways to make it virtually impossible to track behavior or even pinpoint a single user in a sea of protected data.

    19. Re:WHAT!?! by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      After your backside has been tattooed with the name of the file you were caught sharing.

      The name of the file? Fuck that! They should tattoo you with the complete lyrics to the song you were caught sharing.

      I pity the fool that shares Alice's Restaurant.....

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    20. Re:WHAT!?! by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Too bad Senator Santorum got defeated two years ago ;)

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    21. Re:WHAT!?! by SithGod · · Score: 1

      Ok, there is a massive difference between a rape scene that is filmed for the purpose of a movie in which all parties are consenting to it, and an actual rape scene.

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    22. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aperay Olestationmay.avi

    23. Re:WHAT!?! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Presumably they would download prison_sex43.mpg and see what it was, determine it was illegal, then go looking for people swapping around a file with that name and size.

      They'd build a library of names vs. size and content, and that would be their mapping. They'd still have to demonstrate this or that particular transfer was transferring the same file, but finding those would be very easy just looking for known filenames (and no spoofings, etc., which most people won't bother with or know about.)

      Not that I agree with what they're doing, but it's a solid technical plan.

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    24. Re:WHAT!?! by c · · Score: 1

      > A filename by the name of "rapeMe" is far easier to find when you need id than the same file

      Funny and somewhat relevant story:

      I once had Amarok's shuffle mode play me the rather disturbing queue of (guess the artists):

          Rape Me
          After the Flesh
          Keep Your Mouth Shut
          Kill Kill Kill

      And one other, which I don't recall off-hand.

      Fortunately, I don't believe last.fm is admissible evidence. Yet.

      c.

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    25. Re:WHAT!?! by beckerist · · Score: 1

      No but you have to pay us $2000 for us to not extort you further...
      With love

      ~RIAA

    26. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you haven't hear of meta data.

      One of my roommates back in college was asked to stop sharing a movie file containing the name Spiderman 3.

      Ironically, he had downloaded Final Destination 3, and knew it from the description meta data tag when he searched for it (which said "This is actually Final Destination3").

      It was kinda funny; he couldn't write back and say "No, I was pirating a totally different movie, so it's ok." At the same time, it showed how weak some of the filtering techniques are. The trick here is that many folks want to raise their fileshare ratio because it gets them better download speeds and faster connection times on many networks. So, they label files with incorrect names (or incorrect tags, it depends) in order to get more hits from oblivious users. And, the savvy downloader will theoretically figure out what the file really is by virtue of a simple Turing test (eg: filename=spiderman, tag="This is actually Final Destination").

      This is a really, really common technique on p2p networks (or at least it was 2 years ago--full disclosure, I haven't frequented p2p much of late). I'm surprised that this isn't common knowledge to something like a special committee.

      Um, wait, no. Not surprised.

    27. Re:WHAT!?! by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      But even informative filenames are ambiguous if you don't already know what's in the file.

      Take the file "rape.avi" - is it an actual video of someone being raped? A video of a lecture on rape? A commercial promoting rape awareness? A comedy sketch about rape? A BDSM video with pretend rape? Chances are good that if it's in my files, I know which of these it is and there's a good chance that it's uniquely-enough named for me. But someone just snooping through my P2P traffic will have no idea.

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    28. Re:WHAT!?! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      How would the person viewing the film know any different? They're both films.

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    29. Re:WHAT!?! by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps we could just encode filenames in Joe/Biden binary.
      A file named "nasty_barely_legal_sicko_porn.jpg" would become something like "JoeJoeBidenJoeBidenBidenJoeJoe BidenBidenJoeJoeJoeJoeBiden BidenBidenBidenJoeJoe BidenBidenBidenJoe JoeBidenBidenJoeJoeJoe
      JoeBidenBidenJoeBidenBiden BidenJoeBidenJoeJoeJoeJoe JoeBidenJoeBidenBidenJoeJoe BidenBidenJoeJoeJoeJoeBiden BidenJoeBidenBidenBidenJoe.jpg".

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    30. Re:WHAT!?! by sconeu · · Score: 1

      [CELEBRITY-JEOPARDY]
      Connery: I'll Take "The Penis Mightier" for $400, Alex
      Trebek: That's "The *PEN* *IS* Mightier"
      [/CELEBRITY-JEOPARDY]

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    31. Re:WHAT!?! by malinha · · Score: 1

      But at least you now here the billion bucks were spended, trying to catch the once again "bad guy's" but this time of p0rn.

    32. Re:WHAT!?! by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

      The first wave of blocking files executed by the P2P world that I can remember was done by filename. If the filename contained "Metallica", the it was not allowed in the search results.

      Sites sprang up that allowed users to digest the filenames or keywords into a hash value. Problem solved (for the users).

      I say: It's pretty easy to tell which senators are participating in scenes of rape and molestation just by looking at the laws they try to pass.

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    33. Re:WHAT!?! by megabyte405 · · Score: 1

      Best to use a hash of the contents instead of an incrementing number, we wouldn't want collisions... :-/

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    34. Re:WHAT!?! by delt0r · · Score: 1

      I prefer MD5 hash. 8eb116cddb8ecded68ac9b6915e42818.jpg is AWESOME!!!

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    35. Re:WHAT!?! by antibryce · · Score: 1

      At least it's not video of an analytical therapist.

    36. Re:WHAT!?! by jmorse · · Score: 1

      That's be flagged as a deliverance download...and hence copyrighted :)

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    37. Re:WHAT!?! by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Hmmmmm, what am I going to do with this file therapist.avi?

      Just rename it to "analbumcover.avi"

    38. Re:WHAT!?! by Cornflake917 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You shouldn't be downloading stuff from Sean Connery. I learned it the hard way when I downloaded analbumcover.avi.

    39. Re:WHAT!?! by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      the file "rape.avi" - is it an actual video of someone being raped?

      No, its actually a typo, and should have been ripa.avi - its a training film about the Regulation Investigatory Powers Act. However, if you download it, you are likely to be the first to be investigated by various Powers, probably including Austin, and no bail, think of the children!

      But I have a nice line in tinfoil hats available from my eBay shop for just this kind of situation.

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    40. Re:WHAT!?! by Helix666 · · Score: 0

      well, they probably deserve it with that taste in music...

      (I kid! I kid!)
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    41. Re:WHAT!?! by vacantskies9 · · Score: 1

      A filename by the name of "rapeMe" is far easier to find when you need id than the same file, but named "rU2:s" don't you think? So when I put my Nirvana collection on P2P it won't be the RIAA knocking down my door?
    42. Re:WHAT!?! by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      The POINT here is that the filename does not mean for sure that the content of the file is what the filename says. The second POINT is that MAC addresses do not identify people. They don't even identify network cards because they can be spoofed. Joe's talking out of his ass on this one.

    43. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea... how much filesharing do you think the special committee does? Unless they grant themselves exception to the law, which is a whole can of worms. In order to know how to enforce the law, you have to know how to break it.

    44. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmmmmm, what am I going to do with this file therapist.avi?

      Easy -- just change the name to the_rapist.avi.

    45. Re:WHAT!?! by cffrost · · Score: 1

      I applaud your solution, and another twist to enhance your naming convention.

      "JoeBidden_[summary of female's stunts]_SeriesVol.[number].avi"

      thus: "JoeBidden_Ass2Mouth.Swordfight.&.Vomits.their.Spew_SeriesVol.[long integer].avi"

      Well, boys. LET'S ROLL! This shit ain't gonna seed itself.

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    46. Re:WHAT!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, how would the person sniffing the network for filenames know any different? They're both cute-teen-gets-raped.mpg

      For that matter if you're viewing it on the internet you're already predisposed to assuming its fake, just like snuff films.

    47. Re:WHAT!?! by microcentillion · · Score: 1

      that does bring up an interesting thought... we all know how government coders are - just watch:

      FILENAME:
      ;DELETE FROM Bad_People WHERE Name not Null--.jpg

      NEWS HEADLINE:

      Operation Fairplay Database destroyed by hackers

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  4. Tags by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've never seen a better use for the "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag in my life.

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    1. Re:Tags by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2

      I think "peopleunclearontheconcept" is more like it.

      "simply by looking at the filenames"


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    2. Re:Tags by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about a new tag, maybe... naive. Seriously, the way the government does stuff it would cost a billion just to implement what he's proposing. And we all know that child porn addicts never use encryption or, God Forbid, change the name of the files from "kiddy porn101" to "my cool bands music".

    3. Re:Tags by anilg · · Score: 1

      an "encryption" tag would be just fine!

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    4. Re:Tags by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      I was thinking "technicallyimpossible"

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    5. Re:Tags by Equlizer · · Score: 1

      How about a new tag, maybe... naive. Seriously, the way the government does stuff it would cost a billion just to implement what he's proposing. And we all know that child porn addicts never use encryption or, God Forbid, change the name of the files from "kiddy porn101" to "my cool bands music". Vague programs to money launder is the way politicians work.
    6. Re:Tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Naive. I almost fell off my chair laughing. A billion taxpayer dollars later, when the power elite -- the people who make their fortunes in the business of government -- are swimming in seas of cash, naive is exactly what they hope you think of them.

      it would cost a billion just to implement

      You even answered your own question! When evaluating government, NEVER atrribute to incompetance what can be attributed to malice. Who says? About 10,000 years of history.

    7. Re:Tags by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Billions to prosecute people with thought crimes-- in the meantime thousands of children are being brainwashed and molested by polygomous cults.

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    8. Re:Tags by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      You assume too much good faith by those jerks... I tagged it more appropriately: "corruption".

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    9. Re:Tags by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a better use for the "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag in my life.
      Is Congress in session tomorrow? They're bound to come up with something.
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  5. I live in Delaware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The guy just likes to hear himself talk. He's had more failed attempts at the presidential nomination than Ralf Nader running for the Presidency.

  6. Ananymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wait... so all I have to do to transfer kiddy porn via p2p is change the name of the file?

    1. Re:Ananymous Coward by mindwhip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess so. And all you need to do is call it knoppix.iso and you will either go unnoticed or will give the government so much work impounding every PC that has ever legally downloaded the popular Linux distro by P2P, as well as making criminals of all the people who download the kiddy porn by accident.

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    2. Re:Ananymous Coward by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...making criminals of all the people...

      That's the idea...an empty prison cell doesn't pay the bills

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    3. Re:Ananymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to have prior knowledge or expectation before it is criminal. You can't be convicted of transmission or possession if you can reasonably show that it wasn't the intention of your actions, or you didn't know.

      That doesn't mean the FBI can't make your life hard, or coerce a confession from you.

      However, what widespread misnamed files would do is desensitize law enforcement.

  7. Aw jeez Joe... by beavis88 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I have been giving you credit for not being a total tool. How wrong I was...

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    1. Re:Aw jeez Joe... by yakmans_dad · · Score: 1

      Biden is a total tool.

      He's been behind so many handouts to the financial services sector that it's meaningless to count. He's a waste of the name Democrat.

      Thanks, Delaware.

    2. Re:Aw jeez Joe... by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      And here I have been giving you credit for not being a total tool. How wrong I was...

      Actually, you may not have been all that wrong, you're just taking what is being said at face value.

      I think most would agree that trying to enforce things like this would be impossible.

      And I think most would agree that those in charge of the budgets would most likely not recognize how futile the effort would be.

      So, here's a politician proposing to solve an insolvable problem and all he needs is a pant-load of money to do it... hmmmmm......
      WHEN it fails (as we would expect it to), experts would defend that it was a fool's errand to start. BUT, in the meanwhile, those with the deep pockets might believe it possible and fund it all the same.

      End result? Someone gets rich and famous and with no fear of changing the world at all for the worse.

      Put that way, he doesn't strike me as a total tool... just a greedy bastard. ;)
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  8. I understand now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I understand how these politicians can't get a handle on terrorism, crime, drugs etc.

    They think the people that deal in them are as stupid as they themselves are.

    What light through yonder window breaks? Tis the clarity of seeing people for what they truely are: idiots.

    1. Re:I understand now by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      It's not that they're idiots, it's that they're convinced that we are. And as we keep electing them to office they're surely right.

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  9. File names?? by ChuBie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He wants the filtering done on file names?? Is he serious? That would be one of the easiest filters to get around.

    1. Re:File names?? by Akita24 · · Score: 0

      Why not? The biggest software house on the planet does exactly that. Hell they manage to put all of the "smarts" into a 3 letter file extension! Come to think of it, if he got M$ to contribute to his project not only could they pare the whole thing down to file extension (.wmv, .asf, .mp4 ?) but they could probably fast-track an I$O spec for the technology!

    2. Re:File names?? by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uhh.. you can just hit Shift and lowercase s.. don't need to press shift 4 to get a capital S. Are you related to Twitter by any chance?

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    3. Re:File names?? by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      not only could they pare the whole thing down to file extension (.wmv, .asf, .mp4 ?) but they could probably fast-track an I$O spec for the technology!

      I, for one, welcome .prn files as an international standard.

    4. Re:File names?? by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      You must have missed yesterday's conversation.

      I like the new name.

    5. Re:File names?? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      He wants the filtering done on file names?? Is he serious? That would be one of the easiest filters to get around.

      The summary is crap. He doesn't want filtering at all. He wants FBI agents to actively search (as I read the article) on p2p networks. Similiar to how the RIAA works, but I cannot imagine any other way. According to the article, they download a file, call the ISP, use that combination to get a user. Right now they track the users, but I suppose at some point they will want warrents to arrest them.

      He wants to expand the program from 32 people to 280ish people, and the 1 billion is over the next 8 years.

      Also, from a view of civil rights (FTFA):

      "You can't just go peruse everybody's computer," he said. "You train the officers in what is legal and established and approved and how to get warrants when they need a warrant?"
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    6. Re:File names?? by db32 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No no no...where the hell have you been? The $ in M$, I$O, and $enator Biden are not meant to be S. Certain organizations and persons EARN the right to replace the boring S with an $ though blatant lies, manipulations, fraud, bribery, and thievery.

      Slashdot, Somersault, Open Source are all non privilidged S users.

      $C0 is actually a special case in that they earn the $ priviledge AND get to replace the O with a zero for being so failing so miserably at it.

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    7. Re:File names?? by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      Hey, c'mon - it works for the no fly list.

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    8. Re:File names?? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:File names?? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      He wants the filtering done on file names??

      No, he doesn't want any filtering. he wants FBI agents to go on p2p networks and download the files (presumably if the files are listed in a way someone else can find, teh FBI agents can be that someone else). Then use a hash to id the files as opposed to their filename. He also wants them to call the ISPs and turn the IP addresses into a name, which could be used for a search warrant. No automated sniffing, nothing.

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    10. Re:File names?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. Labelling M$ M$ is a reminder they're money-grubbing bastards. Attacks on derogatory naming of Micro$loth are straight-up attacks on the cohesion of the anti-Micro$loth community. Thus, I call on all to use $ at all times!

    11. Re:File names?? by Khaed · · Score: 1

      If you need a reminder about MICROSOFT being interested in money, then how can you remember the "M$" thing?

    12. Re:File names?? by somersault · · Score: 1

      I used to use it sometimes myself, but now anyone who does is automatically assumed a puppet of the grand high twitter, and I don't want to be unfairly labelled in such a way :P Maybe I should just do what I prefer. I do actually like the I$O thing, it's moderately clever.

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  10. Hmmm - just rename the files by GuyverDH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Give them all names like "Senator Joe Biden's Personal Photo and Video Stash.tbz"

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  11. Remember, Kids by Apple+Acolyte · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Think twice (and then three or four times for good measure) the next time someone tells you to vote Democrat in order to protect your rights. The Republicans may not be more than a couple of hairs better, but at least this boner didn't come from a Republican.

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    1. Re:Remember, Kids by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. One party will try to enslave us just slightly faster than the other. It's so nice having a clear choice. (sarcasm intended)

    2. Re:Remember, Kids by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Think twice (and then three or four times for good measure) the next time someone tells you to vote Democrat in order to protect your rights.
      Anybody who votes republican whilst not being a zillionaire is a sucker. Plain and simple. One who has swallowed the total lie that republicans are less tax-happy than the democrats. Democrats tax now, but republicans tax later by inflating deficits and the debt.

      Don't believe me? Google for US federal deficit charts...

    3. Re:Remember, Kids by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dems always suck on IP issues and censorship. That's been the case for decades. They think of the children waaaay too much.

      On the other hand, republicans also suck for censorship (dems hate violence, repubs hate boobies), and they are far more likely to get "decency-style" laws passed, than infringe on individual liberty...If you can't buy booze on a Sunday in your state, somewhere, there is a Republican to thank.

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    4. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

    5. Re:Remember, Kids by Borealis · · Score: 1

      Ignorance of technology is unfortunately not something limited to a single party. Most of our current crop of politicians fail to comprehend technology pretty much across the board.

      While Luddite bashing is a fun pastime, and probably well deserved in this case, it is probably best used when reserved for individuals, not political parties.

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    6. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One must always be wary of poorly thought out ideas regardless of where they are from. That being said, you have to make choices in life, and on balance the Democrats currently get more things right than they get wrong.

      For instance they will probably end the war in Iraq eventually. They will probably begin reverse some of the abuses of civil liberty like domestic surveillance. They will probably be guided by the spirit of laws more than the previous administration. In other words, they won't look for a unique legal loophole or redefinition of terms by a friendly attorney general to make things like torture legal by redefining everything they want to do as not torture. On the environment they are way better, even if some seem to be following the questionable cult of clean coal. On health care they are of course better, and by reducing the cost of that to people the economy should improve.

      At any rate the list goes on for quite awhile. Just because Biden tosses out something poorly thought out, doesn't suddenly make it a good idea to vote for the Republicans. Of course children must be protected, but that particular idea seems dubious at best.

      On the other hand, I think we need to be very very careful of the limits we put on communication. Once a monitoring process is in place for one thing, it becomes quite easy to abuse it to monitor communications that would be inconvenient to those in power, which is again why these ultra powerful domestic surveillance schemes are such a concern.

    7. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How the fuck do you expect voting for one of two parties is going to represent the majority of your views? I live in the UK, and I'm fed up of random slashdotters flaming republican this, democrat that, can you please explain what the actual difference is? I've seen more than one person point out that there is none, and I wouldn't find that hard to believe. I think as far as democracy is concerned, people should be able to vote on invidual laws and such (if they consider that law important) rather than vote one party every few years and expect to have things go the way they're wanting them to. Does it really matter whether this guy is Republican or Democrat? I'm sure there are plenty of idiots in both parties..

      Apologies for the slightly trollish nature of my post, but it's really pissing me off seeing this inane republican vs democrat stuff, it's like racism or something, except the fairly arbitrary divide being which set of self-important morons you vote for instead of place of birth/skin colour. Admittedly you do have a choice who to vote for, but in the end there are always gonna be problems no matter who you vote for, under the current system at least.

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    8. Re:Remember, Kids by halivar · · Score: 1

      I live in the UK, and I'm fed up of random slashdotters flaming republican this, democrat that, can you please explain what the actual difference is?
      That's easy. The other party has the bad guys.
    9. Re:Remember, Kids by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      I think that whenever a "Think of the Children" issue comes up, we should remind the idiots that Michael Jackson also "Thinks of the Children."

    10. Re:Remember, Kids by ddrichardson · · Score: 1

      I'm in the UK too and it seems much the same as Labour/Conservative back and forth for the last god knows how many years. I think it was Billy Connolly that said "the desire to be a politician should bar you for life from becoming one".

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    11. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      repubs hate boobies That is not hatred, that is FEAR!
    12. Re:Remember, Kids by thynk · · Score: 1

      I live in the UK, and I'm fed up of random slashdotters flaming republican this, democrat that, can you please explain what the actual difference is? I've found that I tend to agree with Lewis Black when he said "Democrats suck, Republicans blow" and "If there is one thing I have learned over the past 20 year is that our country runs pretty well without leadership".

      I am sadly disappointed with the selection of candidates this election year. We have a criminal, a racists and a geriatric to chose from. All 3 are liberal in their view points, so I guess no matter who wins, the dems will be happy.

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    13. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think as far as democracy is concerned, people should be able to vote on invidual laws and such (if they consider that law important) rather than vote one party every few years and expect to have things go the way they're wanting them to.

      AMEN, brother!

      We should PUSH for it, the direct democracy, as it is technologically possible today, once again (last time it was possible was in Bronze Age, when Cities/States were small in population). Today, we have forums, even global ones, where each good idea can be sowed into the World, more so into State to get followers and to be criticized with scrutiny. Today we have means of instant personal communication, which is often used in public polls - now all we need is a means to give each person only a single, anonymous vote per each poll. Basically, that is an encryption problem, something very thoroughly researched in past and present. In short, it CAN be done, and we could be doing out with all the bad and harmful things we hate in current political systems.

      Any representative democracy is prone to corruption through bribery or blackmail or threat, simply because too much responsibility is placed upon too small number of people, greedy and weak and mortal. We shouldn't NEED to trust anyone to convey our desires into government actions.
    14. Re:Remember, Kids by Ioldanach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right, Republicans hate taxes, so they lower them and spend like crazy anyway, and just wait for a Democrat to get into office and have to fix their mess. The Democrat gets unpopular because taxes must be raised to pay for the mess, and then the Republicans can win again next time and start with a budget that's all nice and balanced for them.

    15. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The longer I can hold on to my money, the longer I can invest it.

    16. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm...prohibition laws were a progressive platform. And many those states that ban booze on Sundays had those laws enacted under dems.

    17. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK you have Labour vs. Tory, no?
      Substitute Dem for Labour and Rep for Tory. /Ed

    18. Re:Remember, Kids by Ioldanach · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The Democratic party wants to take money from the rich and/or old and use it to protect the poor and/or young from the rich and/or old. They espouse a belief that the children are more important than anything else, and try every possible tactic, regardless of how invasive or absurd, to, ostensibly, protect them. They seem to think that the constitutional amendment protecting gun ownership is just a guideline, and it means that the National Guard should have guns but normal citizens shouldn't, and spend lots of time trying to get rid of them.

      The Republican party wants to take out a loan that will be paid for by the poor and/or young later (because they can't afford it now) and use it to protect the rich and/or old from the poor and/or young. They don't want to hear naughty words or see any sort of sexual content occur in public at all, both because they think their grandchildren might learn something bad from them and because they seem to offend easily.

      Both sides share two common issues. They think the children need protection from everything, and seek to protect their interests from the other side 's interests at the other side's expense.

      Incidentally, since libertarians get up a lot here I'll include them. The Libertarian party wants the government to get just enough money to carry out the most basic of functions such as protecting everyone in the country from nothing less than invaders and egregious crimes. They rely on each person's intelligent nature to recognize that it is in their own self-interest to stop trying to get someone else to pay for what that person wants. As evidenced by the two parties that are the the powerhouses of the nation, this is unlikely to ever get anywhere.

    19. Re:Remember, Kids by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are differences. Republicans oppose abortion but support personal gun use, intelligent design, and a smaller government (well, they used to, but in the last 8 years Republican has meant big government...) that restricts the freedoms of its citizens as much as possible. Democrats support the opposite. However, overall they both oppose the use of harsh language in media (Isn't that weird? The root of it is a superstition about magical power in evil words, but I doubt many of them realize that anymore.) and support Christianity (we're basically a theocracy), and whatever their rich corporate masters tell them (true with almost all politicians everywhere).

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    20. Re:Remember, Kids by Clovis42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      think as far as democracy is concerned, people should be able to vote on invidual laws and such

      Well, the US, and most other "democracies" are representative democracies. Voting on individual laws is a terrible idea. Just look at Athens. Regardless of that though, citizens of the US (in some states) actually do get to vote on individual laws, through "Issues" polls, or on state consitutional amendments. That's how some states get ridiculous "anti-gay marriage" laws passed that a representative body would probably avoid.

      The US is not, by law, a 2 party system; it has just developed that way. Democrats and Republicans do not always vote in one big block either. There are "blue dog" Democrats who will occasionally side with Republicans on some things, for example. Middle of the road representatives sometimes team up to challenge their parties. So, in the end, there actually is reasonable representaton.

      The problem is that most Americans don't really understand how they are represented. Many don't vote, or only do so when their vote counts the least, the presidential election. The Senators represent smaller areas, and Representatives represent even smaller areas than those, and that's just the FEDERAL government. Most of the stuff that actually affects your life is decided by your State/County/Local/City representatives. Hardly anyone votes for them, or can keep track of them. Which makes those votes the most powerful you can cast.

      So, to somehow be on topic, for this issue it doesn't matter at all if they are Republican or Democrat. Pretty much all the federal reps are "it's a series of tubes!" boneheads for technical issues.
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    21. Re:Remember, Kids by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      can you please explain what the actual difference is? I've seen more than one person point out that there is none, and I wouldn't find that hard to believe.

      There really isn't that much of a difference. Both main US parties are strongly authoritarian, but the Democrats are slightly more economically liberal than the Republicans are. Both parties fall into the same quadrant of a 2-axis political spectrum like this. The site explains it a lot better than I do; it's worth a look.
    22. Re:Remember, Kids by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you can't buy booze on a Sunday in your state, somewhere, there is a Republican to thank. Or a Baptist.

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    23. Re:Remember, Kids by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      IMO, the difference between Repubs and Dems is that they disagree about how they want to screw us. Either way, we're still screwed. :(

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    24. Re:Remember, Kids by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      I voted for a [Heavy Leather Ball]

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    25. Re:Remember, Kids by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      With most of the dixiecrats having finally died off, there really isn't much of a difference between republican and baptist.

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    26. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who believes the Democrats are any different from the Republicans is a sucker. Plain and simple.

    27. Re:Remember, Kids by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      I shall gladly offer my assistance to explain the somewhat subtle differences to you my foreign friend.

      It's actually quite simple when you look at it the same way that I do.

      They're both horribly corrupt and attempting to run the governing body of this country into the ground. While taxing one class or another into the ground instead of attempting to be conservative financially.

      The major difference between these two parties is, of course, the Democrats wish to give the illusion you are "free" and "uncensored" while they take over your existence, while the Republicans simply convince you that giving up your rights and liberties is a good thing.

      The sad fact is the American people are far too lazy and/or ignorant of the laws and processes that affect their daily lives to care about passing laws individually.

      So that is why "We, the people" continue choosing one corrupt jerk after another, who's interests extend so far as lining their own pockets, from one party or the other to completely screw us all in one manner of governing body or another until we submit and obey like good little sheep and consume whatever fodder is placed in front of us.

      I do ponder how much and how difficult it would be to vacate my life here in this ever deepening muddy pit of dispair and travel toward the lands of Europe...

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      This signature is lame.
    28. Re:Remember, Kids by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 0

      Quite simple!

      Republicans believe in lowering taxes and increasing government spending. They also believe in promoting rights that everyone wants (like firearm ownership) and removing rights that nobody cares about (like gay marriage).
      Democrats believe in increasing government spending and lowering taxes. They also believe in promoting rights that everyone wants (like gay marriage) and removing rights that nobody cares about (like firearm ownership).

      That's the fundamental difference. Everything else is pretty much identical.

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    29. Re:Remember, Kids by rote_locke · · Score: 0

      Dems always suck on IP issues and censorship. That's been the case for decades. They think of the children waaaay too much. If anybody really thought of children, they'd never even discuss censorship. Our children need and deserve a world without it...
    30. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct. Both parties are moderate with only a slight lean to either side. The problem with USians, and I'm one as well, is that people forget that these guys are supposed to work for us, even if we did not vote for them. The way to do get them to work for us is to write to them. If enough people would just get off their rears and write a short letter telling their public servants their disapproval, we'd get things done, or not done as the case may be. The population here are all sheep. They complain, but do nothing.

      Since 9/11, I've gotten a few things done in a rather timely manner by writing to my representatives. If you write coherently and not rant, you initially get a form letter response saying that they've received your letter, then you get an actual response a few weeks later. From that experience, it seems that most people just do not bother to write, or my concerns would not even be addressed. Those of us that do write to our reps. seem to share a similar goal.

      This reminds me. It's time to write to Bush and Cheney.

    31. Re:Remember, Kids by C0C0C0 · · Score: 1

      Wish I could mod parent up to 6. We keep voting for the "lesser" or two evils. Sure enough, evil keeps winning. My solution: vote for the best candidate/write-in you can. He will almost certainly lose, but you're screwed no matter *who* wins, and at least you are sending a message.

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      You are totally blocking my view of the wall. - Dogbert
    32. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in the UK, and I'm fed up of random slashdotters flaming republican this, democrat that, can you please explain what the actual difference is? I've seen more than one person point out that there is none, and I wouldn't find that hard to believe. Exactly!!! That's why everyone would be better off VOTING LIBERTARIAN!!!
    33. Re:Remember, Kids by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Think twice (and then three or four times for good measure) the next time someone tells you to vote Democrat in order to protect your rights.
      Anybody who votes republican whilst not being a zillionaire is a sucker. Plain and simple. One who has swallowed the total lie that republicans are less tax-happy than the democrats. Democrats tax now, but republicans tax later by inflating deficits and the debt.

      Don't believe me? Google for US federal deficit charts...

      You do know that more wealthy Americans are registered Democrat than Republican, don't you?
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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    34. Re:Remember, Kids by johannesg · · Score: 0, Troll

      The democrats clearly have the power to overcome this minor problem: simply spend even more and tax even less. In fact, why tax _at all_ for the next four years? Just spend whatever you need, stop any service that you can do with for a few years, and let the republicans fix it.

    35. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would be fine and dandy if America were a true democracy, but we aren't - it's called a representative republic - the founders ('traitors' to your forefathers) were scared sh*tless of at true democracy because the ignorant would have just as much say as those in the know - the trouble being that idiocy outnumbers intellect by a wide margin.

      So, we are forced to align with a party that most closely represents our moral, social, and economic values and vote that party - hoping that the representative we chose will represent us accordingly.

      Don't worry about trolling though - why "Republicans belong to big business and the wealthy. Democrats belong to trial lawyers and Hollywood. " wasn't flagged as a troll is beyond me. If you don't like big business, move to an island in the mid pacific - otherwise, enjoy life in modern civilization - it runs on big business. Being a R or a D has nothing to do with wealth and everything to do with worldview.

      Do I think it is the government's job to take my money and give it to someone else for whatever reason?

      No - vote republican and pray that they won't tax you anyway (or libertarian now)
      Yes - vote Democrat

      "If you aren't liberal at 20, you haven't got a heart; if you aren't conservative at 40, you haven't got a brain. If your aren't liberal again by the time you are 60, you haven't got a soul."

    36. Re:Remember, Kids by OscarGunther · · Score: 1

      You do NOT want a direct democracy. Think about it: Do you really want the hoi polloi, the Great Unwashed voting on things like teaching creationism in the public schools? The point of having a representative democracy is that you have a layer of protection against the tyranny of the majority.

    37. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, someone else who sees the absurdity of our arbitrary party system. Thank you!

    38. Re:Remember, Kids by pnuema · · Score: 2, Informative
      can you please explain what the actual difference is?

      I will do my best. Modern American politics all leads back to the Civil Rights bill in the 1960's. Once that was signed (by a democrat - he was quoted afterwards as saying that the Dems had lost the South for a generation, and they did), if you were against segregation, you were a Democrat. If you weren't, you were a Republican.

      Ten years later, the feminist movement was in full swing, and Roe v. Wade (legalizing abortion) was decided. People who supported Civil Rights for blacks were also more likely to support feminist causes, and abortion is a feminist cause. Pro-choice activists naturally gravitated to the Democrats, further deepening the division between the two parties.

      At the same time, the Vietnam war is coming to a close. Liberal anti-war activists gravitate Democrat, commie hating hawks gravitate towards the Republicans. This further reinforces the notion started by Eisenhower that Republicans are the party of the military. Republicans are more likely to go to war than Democrats, so they become the party of Big Business (remember that whole military industrial complex thing?).

      At this point many people like to point out Hollywood's connection to the Dems. All I have to say at this point is that if Hollywood was in Texas instead of the liberal bastion of California you can bet that they would be associated with the Republicans.

      Anyway, so what do we have today? Republicans consistently have a more refined and focused message, because the majority of their constituency is voting against something: against integration, against abortion rights, against communists, against appeasement. You'll notice that when Republicans need to get out their base, they will find something else to energize them against (see gay marriage in 2004, precipitous withdrawal in 2008). Big Business remains a part of this party because in order to take a stand against what they hate, this bloc will consistently vote against their own economic self-interest.

      (There are a group of people who claim to vote Republican because they are "fiscal conservatives". I humbly submit that this bloc either does not know what this term means, or has not been paying attention for the last 30 years, and will leave it at that).

      Who does that leave the Democrats with? Basically, everybody else - which is why their message is so unfocused and largely ineffective.

      So, both sides boil it down to a choice between good and evil. Democrats are n****r-lovin' baby killers. Republicans are racist, sexist war mongers. Republicans are far more likely to pass laws and policies that cater to big business at the expense of the individual. Dems are far more likely to pass "wasteful" social programs that benefit their base.

    39. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      Thanks :)

      The libertarian stuff does sound pretty good (compared to the others). Though it does conflict with the idea of a National Health Service, which althought ours is probably flawed, is still preferable to having 'health insurance' IMO. It probably costs more if you have nothing wrong with you, but when it does come to needing surgery or other treatment, it's great. *sheds a little tear*

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    40. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yep, but I don't tend to see the difference over here either :P It all just seems like a pack of lies and hollow promises[/jaded cynicism]

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    41. Re:Remember, Kids by IronChef · · Score: 2, Funny

      I love violence and boobies--where's the party for ME?

    42. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      I doubt all republicans support ID? :P

      Plus, I'm a Christian and I certainly don't think Bush's warmongering actions are justifiable from a Christian point of view.. I like that there are still some Christian values left in the US (though most /.ers probably don't consider that a good thing), but a lot of it is just tradition these days rather than anything meaningful. It's the same in the UK, Christian (and therefor what I'd think of as 'family') values are going down the toilet.. everyone is becoming way more liberal in their thinking and just doing whatever they want, when they want, resulting in paper thin marriages, single parent families, yada yada yada.. very sad. Wow, maybe I do have a political view, but it's kind of only when it comes to 'moral' issues rather than the percentage of funds devoted to health/education/transportation and that kind of thing.

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    43. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...as far as democracy is concerned Democracy is evil... all the founding fathers knew this. They despised democracy, that is why they gave us a REPUBLIC. Too bad it didn't stick.

      "We are now forming a Republican form of government. Real Liberty is not found in the extremes of democracy, but in moderate governments. If we incline too much to democracy, we shall soon shoot into a monarchy, or some other form of dictatorship."
      -Alexander Hamilton

      "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "
      -Thomas Jefferson

      "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch."
      -Benjamin Franklin

      "Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide."
      - John Adams

      "...democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have in general been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths."
      -James Madison

      "A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury."
      - Alexander Tytler

      "If we advert to the nature of republican government, we shall find that the censorial power is in the people over the government, and not in the government over the people."
      -- James Madison

    44. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yarr, I've seen compasses like those before, with Nazi's and Socialists being at the far right and left etc. Thanks

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    45. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well, in europe I guess you either have to go to the UK if you want to be able to speak english all the time, but it's kind of less 'glamorous' than the USA. Alternatively you could go to one of those more flamboyant European countries like France, Germany or Spain, but then you'd probably have to learn a new language to fit in properly and get a decent job.. :p I quite like it here in Scotland for some reason.. it's not too special, but it's not so bad either!

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    46. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      Thankyou. I can see this is a very complicated and in-depth system, which is why I don't get it. It must be kind of boring having only 2 kinds of people in the US? :p >_>

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    47. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      The thing is that the law should be whatever the majority of the populace consider it to be? I'm a Christian myself, so I don't object to children learning about creationism, but the majority of people in my city (98% I think it is) have no Christian ties whatsoever, so if there were a vote on the issue, then the general result would probably be that children should be educated about all religions equally (or perhaps not at all, who knows). The only law issue I care about at the momen is speeding, because I was stopped recently for speeding, when most of the population does it. There are idiots out there, but there are also those who have a good standard of driving, and their vehicles are capable of travelling in safety at higher speeds than those of 40 years ago when the current speed limits were put in place.. (I agree with the limit of 30mph in an area of habitation btw, I'm just talking about speeds out on country roads and inter-city roads). The governent makes assloads of money off of speeding fines at the moment though so I don't see the system changing anytime soon unless the public actually gets a say in the issue. I hate when people (generally those who have no driving license, and possibly those who get scared shitless when driving at the actual speedlimit) assume that driving 1mph over the speedlimit automatically means you are going to kill someone, it's a mockery of what it means to be a safe driver - ie you need to be attentive, be able to stop within the distance you see to be clear, and have directional control of your vehicle, so in some cases it may be better to be doing less that the speed limit, but in some cases it may be fine to be over it. Anyway, I'm just ranting now. But I think this is one case where the public, and those who are in the know about driving (for example Police driving or 'Advanced driving' instructors) should get to have their say, and the limits should be revised to suit current standards of vehicles, road surfaces and driving standards. :/ A lot of the hoi polloi generally aren't even going to be bothered enough to vote anyway, so it will only be those who care that will be making the decisions :P

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    48. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I'm anti-racism and anti-abortion, I guess I just don't fit into the grand scheme of American politics :P Thanks for taking the time to explain all that, I'm getting a decent idea of things now. I still think it's all overly simplistic though.. and causing needless agression between people.

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    49. Re:Remember, Kids by jp5065 · · Score: 1

      ...as far as democracy is concerned

      Democracy is evil... all the founding fathers knew this. They despised democracy, that is why they gave us a REPUBLIC. Too bad it didn't stick.

      "We are now forming a Republican form of government. Real Liberty is not found in the extremes of democracy, but in moderate governments. If we incline too much to democracy, we shall soon shoot into a monarchy, or some other form of dictatorship."
      -Alexander Hamilton


      "A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine. "
      -Thomas Jefferson


      "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch."
      -Benjamin Franklin


      "Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide."
      - John Adams


      "...democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have in general been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths."
      -James Madison


      "A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury."
      - Alexander Tytler


      "If we advert to the nature of republican government, we shall find that the censorial power is in the people over the government, and not in the government over the people."
      -- James Madison
    50. Re:Remember, Kids by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the vast majority of idiots in the US shape their political beliefs and attach themselves to a party the same way they attach themselves to their favorite (American) football team. They don't care about the issues. All they care about is winning, and that if you're not with them then you're against them.

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    51. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      karma whoring, or just trying to be helpful? ;)

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    52. Re:Remember, Kids by greyphi · · Score: 1

      The difference? The difference is null...
      In Alberta Canada we just had a provincial election. Each of the 4 official parties had the EXACT same platform.

      So why vote? My voice is lost because there is no one to represent it.

      Oh right, I did vote, Communist.
      The most honest of the lot.

    53. Re:Remember, Kids by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Certainly not all Republicans support all of these things. I'm sure very few individuals support them all. They are, however, the party line. In a two-party system, each party needs a stance on every single issue, and they take those stances to appeal to particular segments of voters.

      Bush has made a number of statements and political appointments to specifically support ID, and for the last eight years, Bush has basically had his way with the Republican party.

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      "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
    54. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      95% of Blacks in America vote Democrat. So yeah, they at least believe there is a damn big difference. That would be Blacks who bother to vote, most Americans don't. Second, the USA isn't a democracy. We are a Democratic Republic. Big difference. 8% of Americans believe Elvis is still Alive. I know I don't want them deciding much of anything directly.

    55. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. It's just like the Star Trek episode with those people with half black, half white faces where one "race" has black on the left, white on the right, and the other "race" has the reverse. Except with democrats and republicans, it's more of a green($$) and brown(corruption).

    56. Re:Remember, Kids by Aphex+Junkie · · Score: 1

      "Historically, the Democratic Party has supported organized labour, ethnic minorities, and progressive reform. It tends to favour greater government intervention in the economy and to oppose government intervention in the private, noneconomic affairs of citizens"
      The Republican party historically stood for laizzes-faire economics, minimal government, minimal government spending/programs, etc.
      Basically, the Republican party of old was much like the Libertarian party of modern times. Sadly, they have been severely corrupted and twisted over time.

      Today, the Republican party essentially is full of rich white men who oppose civil rights/personal freedoms/etc and are in the pocket of large corporations. They closely mirror Fascism/corporatism economically but don't really have the dictatorial tendencies of Fascist governments (although recently passed laws such as the "Patriot Act" have effectively legalized many things which Americans historically would have considered oppressive). However, there are some Republicans who support "classic" Republican views (Ron Paul, to an extent), but many of those people have migrated to the Libertarian Party.

      Today, the Democrats are somewhat split. There are the "classic liberals" who support many of the same ideals espoused historically by the Republican party. Unfortunately, it seems that the majority of Democrats are seeking to create a "nanny state" and essentially seek to regulate many private affairs of citizens. Democrats also have strong corporatist leanings, but try to hide them.

      To a non-American, both parties would appear right of center. I saw an article a few weeks ago comparing the perceived political spectrum between the US and the UK. Even the US Democratic party would be considered "right of center" in the UK, while "slightly liberal" UK parties would be seen as "extremely leftist" in the US (to the point of being called "communist").

    57. Re:Remember, Kids by jp5065 · · Score: 1

      First post, accidentally did it as anonymous, not sure what this karma deal is.

    58. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't a difference. If you pay attention to their campaign donations, they very often get money from the same corporations. At one point in our history, each party had a differing view point, but now both parties are so desperate to get every last vote that they're afraid to say anything that might upset the vaunted "independent voters."

      Regardless of how one party or another is portrayed in the media, they fall into camps that have little to do with their political parties. My representative in Congress seems to vote down anything that might possibly be construed as "liberal," which covers so much territory that his Republican counterpart in the Senate looks like a closet Communist by comparison.

      Really, you're spot-on. Venting against members of either political parties is a waste of good outrage and doesn't come from a healthy place.

    59. Re:Remember, Kids by entropiccanuck · · Score: 1

      Dr. Seuss had the best explanation in his documentaries, The Sneetches.

    60. Re:Remember, Kids by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      As the saying goes, Democrats want to be your mommy and Republicans want to be your daddy.

      Personally, I think it's time we sit them down and talk about retirement homes and taking away their keys.

    61. Re:Remember, Kids by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      The Democrats roughly equal Labour while the Republicans (also called the GOP) are the approximate of the conservatives in the U.K. The Republicans are dominated by the neocons (who want the USA to become the next Rome) and the religious right. (who want prayer in school, obscenity laws, anti-gay laws etc.) The Democrats are more liberal (who want socialized healthcare and the like) (who are concerned with pandering to focus-group politics and pander to such issues as combating internet porn (like the religious right) and regulating video games and the like) In general, both parties pander to issues(to varying degrees) like: combating internet porn and child oreda (like the religious right) and regulating video games and stopping illegal-immigration the like.(for votes) They also quietly support the interests of big business (for funding) It is hard for a third party because of the massive amounts of money required to win an election. So these are the two groups we're stuck with Of course, it doesn't really matter since they are both roughly the same. The Democrats raise taxes and the GOP raises inflation. Both parties are mostly for big government. The Democrats want to restrict our liberties "for the children" and the GOP wants to restrict our liberties to "stop the terrorists". We're all screwed in the long run because the GOP is a far more disciplined party than the Democrats so we don't really even have much of an opposition.

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      "We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security." Dwight Eisenhower
    62. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally someone who gets it.

      About a dozen years ago, there was a local election in my town (we are around 120,000 people) and one of the offices was for an auditor type position. Basically someone who makes sure the other city politicians spend money how they are supposed to.

      One person ran for the position, it was some guy who just happened to notice at the last minute that nobody bothered to actually run for the office. He got into the office with 3 votes (him, his wife, and a friend).

      He got arrested last year for embezzelment.

      So don't think a vote doesn't count- but like this guy said it's the small local elections that are the most important.

    63. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dems always suck on IP issues and censorship. That's been the case for decades. They think of the children waaaay too much. Indeed. Thinking of the children too much is what started this problem in the first place.
    64. Re:Remember, Kids by slashqwerty · · Score: 1
      Democrats and Republicans do not always vote in one big block either.

      They frequently vote as a block because they face repercussions within their own party if they break ranks. Consider a case in Minnesota where six Republicans were booted from their committee leadership assignments for breaking ranks. Their own party could have gone further, such as removing them from committees altogether, cutting their staff, or refusing to endorse them at caucuses.

    65. Re:Remember, Kids by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      Because the Republicans wouldn't actually fix it... they'd spend even MORE rather than be "outRepublicaned" by a Democrat.

      Eventually we'd have a government that spends 100s of trillions of dollars yearly and collects no taxes. Say goodbye to the US as you know it, in that circumstance.

      We NEED taxes, what we DON'T need are a lot of these unnecessary or redundant services (the entire Dept of Homeland Security, I'm looking at you). Sadly too many people are stupid enough to believe that we can spend as much as we want without taxing anyone anything.

      Supply side economics is a failure on paper and in practice. It has been revealed as nothing more than a sham to reduce taxes on the rich, a ploy that was supposed to benefit everyone yet was really only beneficial to the top 5% earners.

    66. Re:Remember, Kids by Werthless5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Dem politicians only hate violence when the children are exposed to it. Republicans hate ALL boobies. If you'll notice, there is infinitely more violence on television than there are boobies. The Dems seem to accept the TV rating system as a suitable way to "prevent" kids from violent exposure.

      The weird thing is that the Republicans usually come out of the woodwork and try to censor violence (particularly in games today, but before that it was music, movies and TV) whenever there's a school shooting. The Democrats are right there too, but it's funny how you suggested that the Republicans don't to censor violence as much when they really do.

    67. Re:Remember, Kids by crucini · · Score: 1

      Briefly, Republicans favor Christianity, religion in general, traditional families, a strong military, business interests, a hawkish foreign policy, minimal welfare benefits, and harsh punishment for criminals.
      Democrats favor secular government, alternative families (such as single-parent or gay), decreasing the military, labor and environmental interests, a dovish foreign policy, generous welfare benefits, and lenient treatment of criminals.

      Needless to say, such a brief summary oversimplifies.

      Traditionally, Democrats wanted high taxes and spending, while Republicans wanted the opposite. Recently Republicans have greatly increased their appetite for spending; unfortunately there is no counterbalancing decrease on the Democratic side.

    68. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The problem is that the electoral system in the US tend to result in a stable state with two parties having all effective power, with occasional periods where it's unstable (3 sizeable parties) and collapse to two parties again.

      This results in the US system being even worse than other systems at representing fine-grained opinions. It turns everything into black and white.

      For instance, to seize on your example, I feel that abortion is generally a bad thing, and should be discouraged. However, I feel that prohibiting in all cases is a cure worse than the disease - it ends with a society with a lot of unhappy people, crime, etc, and a lot of high-risk illegal abortions. I still find *late* abortions to be the same as murdering a newborn - the development of a fetus is a gradual thing, and the birth isn't magic.

      However, saying that "Abortions are bad, some abortions are less bad then the alternative, but late abortions are just totally evil and should not be allowed except when the baby will die immediately anyway and there is risk to the mother" would as far as I can tell not be possible in american politics. It's either/or - black and white. Incidentally, the quoted statement is the law of the land where I live (in Norway) - abortion is freely available in the first few months of pregnancy, but the mother first needs to go through councelling. Late abortions are only available when there are special reasons - generally, risk to the mother - and after a special board approves it. The only thing I'd like to change is that I think the prospective father should have a right to be heard.

      Anyway, I see this reasonable compromise law - at least compared to what people here think - as to a large degree a result of having an electoral system that allow proportional representation, instead of a winner-takes-all system by area.

      Eivind (posting anonymously because Slashdot will not let me drop moderations with the new interface.)

    69. Re:Remember, Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point it seems like there is none. This bill in essence is like wiretapping but instead its wiretapping the entire internet! And for what?, so corporations can extort some easy money? And who is gonna pay for all this internet monitoring and cross referencing vs fair use/dealing? The USA tax payers who are already like 513 in debt?

    70. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      I've never actually thought about it like that before! I'm not a big sports fan usually - the history of football fan violence in the city that I lived right next to kind of put me off. Plus I used to end up just taking players legs out rather than getting the ball (which isn't good in non-American football :P )

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    71. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      I think the fact that campaigns are even allowed to take donations is pretty screwed up.. I don't get it. It shouldn't be some big celebrity showdown - government should be about the actual policies and such, not charisma. I think it may actually be illegal to take contributions in the UK, but as you can maybe tell, I'm not big on politics even though I'm trying to become a bit more informed :p

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    72. Re:Remember, Kids by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah I think I almost agree with that law. The worst case scenario is where someone has been raped (ie no choice whatsoever in the matter of whether they were going to get pregnant - most other unwanted pregnancies are just down to stupidity). I personally would just probably consider the baby a baby once the process has been initiated, but in the case of rape, where someone's life is going to be thrown totally into upheaval (and there has already been a great deal of trauma even before the baby comes along..), it should probably be an option.

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  12. Ponies, puppies, and pumpkin pie (R13 ;) by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

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    1. Re:Ponies, puppies, and pumpkin pie (R13 ;) by JJNess · · Score: 1

      "Hey Joe, this BadAnalogyGuy is downloading some weird shit... "encr, lbhgu, puvyq..." well at least none of it looks like porn. We won't worry about him... "But throw him in to the terrorist watch list, just in case."

    2. Re:Ponies, puppies, and pumpkin pie (R13 ;) by somersault · · Score: 1

      *jaunts along to rot13.com* ARGH, MEIN AUGEN!!! :s

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    3. Re:Ponies, puppies, and pumpkin pie (R13 ;) by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      Slightly disturbing.

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      My fellow Americans, let's restore the death penalty for child rapists. Let's do it . . . for the children.
    4. Re:Ponies, puppies, and pumpkin pie (R13 ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part(s), specifically?

  13. Have fun with that by BlueParrot · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Seeing that you could quite arguably claim that TCP is a "peer to peer" network he may need some storage space...

  14. ugh by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hate it when they can't keep the script straight. The dems are supposed to be the stupid ones, the republicans are supposed to be the evil ones. Quit horning in on their territory!

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    1. Re:ugh by wizkid · · Score: 1


      I don't want to disappoint you, but stupidity is shared by both republicans and democrats these days. But then, so is greed which is part of the cause of the stupidity.

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    2. Re:ugh by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

      I think in this case he may be covering both bases...
       
      What is it he is actually asking here? Whether it is doable or not, or whether they will actually abide or not?

      "You train the officers in what is legal and established and approved and how to get warrants when they need a warrant?"

    3. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stupid ones are us, we keep electing these people. Keep thinking this is a republican Democrat issue without ever figuring out it doesn't matter if they are republican or Dem they are really only interested in there own agenda.
      And their own agenda has nothing to do with "We the People" or the "Union".

    4. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bipartisanship at its finest.

  15. Wait wait... by techpawn · · Score: 1

    pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation" simply by looking at file names
    BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh? He's serious? Well, I guess Windows.exe is really used to let sunlight in my house, eh?
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  16. He's a windbag by Woundweavr · · Score: 1

    Joe Biden has an overinflated sense of importance. Thats what this comes down to. He loves having his name in the news and doesn't seem to mind if its over being dumb.

    1. Re:He's a windbag by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Joe Biden has an overinflated sense of importance

      I wonder how much his re-election campaign was funded by the MAFIAA?

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  17. Clueless! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Don't you just love when politicians try to pass a "law" on a subject they have absolutely no idea about? This leftwing dingbat probably thinks the internet is a bunch of tubes, has no idea how to use a computer or even a cell phone.

    1. Re:Clueless! by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. You think he came up with this himself?

    2. Re:Clueless! by msim · · Score: 1

      Alas you beat me to using a "tubes" reference, good day to you sir.

      Aside from the issues with logistics and the whole impact on the USA's beloved "freedom" (im not from the us, so i use this term loosely) the repercussions this thing would have for all sorts of other traffic if this thing EVER got off the ground, is horrifying.

      The other disgusting thing about this is if they did try and push it forward, imagine the sheer cost of putting this thing together, even if they find halfway trough it isn't feasable and have to shelve it. Just remember when they say "it'll cost a billion" i would say its a safe bet that you could double that figure, what a waste.

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    3. Re:Clueless! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It is a bunch of tubes. At least metaphorically speaking. There's a limit to how much data you can send down based on the thicknnss and pressure of a tube (i.e. the bandwidth of the slowest connection). If a "tube" is disconnected then data gets lost, unless access to that is blocked, in which case the data will find a different path, but the overall throughput will fall.

  18. Filenames, eh? by EricWright · · Score: 1

    I see two approaches here... name every file you transmit a) fluffykitten.jpg or b) underageSexDrugsRockRoll.mpg depending on the actual content

    1. Re:Filenames, eh? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see a fluffy kitten sex video that turned me on - am I going to the wrong web sites?

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  19. Of Course by gx5000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course they can do this... They can also stop spam dead in its router or switch feeds... We know where the viruses are originating from, and spam and and and... Since these greasy rogues produce over 90% of the e-mail, then one can take from that that they're also paying big bills to do this... The Golden rule persists, and this InterTubeTechnocrat hasn't a clue.... The thing is probably a work around for the FCC accounting which states that ISP's cannot restrict (reads choke P2P) network feed or else they lose their blanket immunity to prosecution on content.... this guy is trying to build them a trap door...ain't gonna work.

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    1. Re:Of Course by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Since these greasy rogues produce over 90% of the e-mail, then one can take from that that they're also paying big bills to do this...

      Why pay big bills when you can just hijack someone else's computer to do the work for you?
    2. Re:Of Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not paying for the machines you compromise. You're paying for your ISP to not disconnect you while you compromise.

    3. Re:Of Course by X_Bones · · Score: 1

      I read your post three times, and I still can't figure out what in God's name you're ranting about.

  20. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An excellent use of the senator's time.

    To paraphrase Will Rodgers -- The Country is now safe, the senate is focusing on reviewing P2P traffic.

  21. impossible w/o outlawing encryption by davidwr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If encryption is used, you can't do it.

    If monitoring is heavy-handed AND encryption isn't illegal, it will be used.

    The net effect: Wasted CPU time for encryption/decryption.

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    1. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      Wasted 1 Billion. Never mind cpu time.

    2. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by brunascle · · Score: 1

      not necessarily. encryption will prevent them from packet sniffing, but they could still just pretend to be another filesharer: join the same network you're on, search for files, and see who's sharing them. unless, of course, you're using some kind of darknet, with only people you trust.

    3. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And wasted CPU time = Wasted energy = Higher gas prices and global warming. When observed over the long term, an effort to save one child will ultimately doom every child.

      Great plan there, Senator.

    4. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by qbast · · Score: 1

      Just outlaw all encryption without some kind of 'master key' for government.

    5. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by slim · · Score: 1

      If encryption is used, you can't do it. I don't know about the really nasty stuff - but mainstream filesharing (e.g. Bittorrenting the latest episode of Lost) would be hurt if everyone was driven to encryption.

      To get a good number of peers, access to these BT clouds are anonymous. If it's anonymous, then you can encrypt point-to-point, but trackers still have to publish the IP addresses of peers, and you don't know whether a given anonymous peer is bad guy (or a good guy, depending who's side you're on).

      Or to put it another way: would you join a torrent if the only way to find out its filename, was non-anonymous?

      My guess is that the rape-and-kiddie stuff mentioned in the original article is shared by very secretive, closed groups. There are many techniques to covertly share data within such a closed group. Assuming they're being careful enough, and don't get careless, it's going to take traditional policing techniques to catch them.

    6. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by EvilDroid · · Score: 1

      Why should the file directory include information about the user hosting the file? That could easily be encrypted also, and when sending the file, you could use some mechanism where the pieces are sent via relay off dozens of other file-sharers. No trust needed, and no way to trace the source of files.

    7. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhhhh! Don't give them any Ideas! I been at Guantanamo Bay and it is not pretty...

    8. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by s0litaire · · Score: 1

      Well think of it this way... If they are wasting time in this stupid effort, then they have less time to Funk up the rest of the world with stupid reasons to go to war.... I think using stupid filenames and encryption is the least we can do for world peace... :D

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    9. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by JackassJedi · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it wasted. With all the massive privacy issues already standing, and upcoming, i'd say it's going to be pretty normal that a part of your CPU power should be dedicated to encryption where needed.

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    10. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      This, in fact, is how modern anonymous encrypted p2p software works. Can also be used on most non-anonymous networks simply by proxying it via Tor, altho that's pretty severely frowned upon, and most exit nodes are likely to be blocking any non-standard ports. In any case, completely anonymous p2p does in fact exist right now, the problem is that it's slow as fuck due to all traffic having to travel through multiple hosts with varying connectivity.

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    11. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by infalliable · · Score: 1

      ...and destroy all types of internet commerce.

    12. Re:impossible w/o outlawing encryption by Barny · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I will point out the obvious :)

      Anyone using encrypted transfer programs (SSL IRC, ToR, etc) is merely obstructing justice, detain them, deport them, lock them somewhere denying them rights...

      ... Its the American way.

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  22. Don't worry. I renamed one of yours for Sen. Biden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MetallicasGreatestHitsCrackedByJoeBiden.mp3

    I wonder what Sen. Biden will do now. :)

  23. Uh-oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...I suppose I should stop sharing the file US_Govt_Rapes_Citizens_Rights.doc lest I be marked as one of "the most egregious offenders"

  24. *ahem* by to_kallon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He urged use of those techniques by investigators to help nab the most egregious offenders.

    it is pronounced "egregious"
    (sorry for the quality, best i could do on short notice)

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  25. Keep the voters ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Real issues: economy, environment, crime, international relations

    Distraction issues: file sharing, gay marriage, abortion, drugs, bosnian snipers

    1. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      Real issues: economy, environment, crime, international relations Distraction issues: file sharing, gay marriage, abortion, drugs, bosnian snipers More Distraction issues: racism, The Pope, American Idol, elitism
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    2. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by gx5000 · · Score: 1

      I bow to you sir.... Truly, to the point. Good show.

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    3. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by jefu · · Score: 1

      Distraction issues: file sharing, gay marriage, abortion, drugs, bosnian snipers

      And, if you've watched PBS recently, you can add the "illicit" trade in counterfeit handbags....

    4. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by 2names · · Score: 1

      "Bread and Circuses"

      For example, why do you think the Pope is visiting the US right now? That's right, to distract people from the important issues such as being taxed into poverty by our Government. But it's ok. As long as we can fill our fat guts with McPeople Chow and watch Dr. Phil and American Id(i)o(it)l we will happily and obediently march along toward the brave new Republocratic police state.

      CITIZENS OF THE USA, WAKE UP!!!

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    5. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by tooler · · Score: 1

      That's the problem though. These guys know as much about real issues such as individual rights, free markets, and constitutional law as they do about monitoring file sharing based on filenames. Nothing.

    6. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even crime is a distraction issue because half of the "crimes" that occur are due to the distraction issue of drugs.

      Oh no, somebody ingesting a substance! They might ruin their life! Quick, put them in prison!

      End the drug war, treat addiction like a sickness and not a crime. We save money and the crime rate plummets.

      ** Funny, captcha is "syringe".

    7. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that was the problem.

      Some people thinking of children.

    8. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Britany/Hilton/OJ. They're good for a quick distraction.

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    9. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      "Taxed into poverty" my ass. Take it like men (or women, to be pc), if in fact you are. Ever notice how the European nations with the highest taxation levels also tend to be the ones that consistently rate high on just about any measure of well-being you can think of? Yeah. Note to all Americans: stop thinking only about your own bloody income for fuck's sake.

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    10. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      ...bosnian snipers

      Since when are Bosnian snipers a distraction issursjzsysrtjrtfhtrajtydjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj[Connection Lost]
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    11. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're so wrong. so wrong.

      Real issues: money, i.e. taxes; wars on oil-rich countries; contracts for haliburton and similar companies; the economy; private lobbies such as the gun manufacturing industry, tobacco industry, etc; subsidies and regulation of high-value industries and corporations such as airlines and, recently, banks; health care, insurance industries; McDonald's; Wal*Mart; Exxon; Ford

      Distraction issues: file sharing; environment; unemployment; crime; international relations; gay marriage; abortion; drugs; poverty; violence; entertainment; sports; travel; art

    12. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing to me how you make crime sound unrelated to abortion and drugs. Murder usually counts as a crime, at least from what I can remember of my Government classes. The correlation between drug use and crime has been pretty well established, as well. I'll admit that gay marriage, while important to me, is not a crime, and you point out file sharing for the distraction that it is.

      As for the environment...that would depend on your definition. If you mean "save the poor cows that the barbarians kill and actually EAT!", then I say "bah". If you mean finding alternative fuel sources, such as ethanol, biodiesel, solar power, etc, as well as preventing dumping toxic waste into our rivers, I'd agree whole-heartedly.

      But aside from those, I'd say we agree.

    13. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by 2names · · Score: 1
      Pardon me, but do you live in the U.S.? I do and I have friends (all of whom hold decent jobs and are educated at the university level) who are literally taxed into poverty by:
      • Federal and State income taxes
      • property taxes
      • gasoline taxes
      • sin taxes (on LEGAL products, mind you)
      • retail sales taxes
      • utility taxes (such as telephone, electricity, natural gas/propane, water, sewer, and waste removal)
      • city wheel taxes (use of auto on city streets)


      If you add up all the taxes these folks pay and subtract it from their income, what is left is an amount that is below the stated poverty level in the U.S.
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    14. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      I am more than willing to give you file sharing, gay marriage, drugs, and Bosnian snipers. I have to object to abortion. While little to no change happens on the abortion front, it is, without a doubt, the biggest domestic moral issue of our time.

      It is considered either as unjust as genocide or as fundamental a human right as freedom itself, and that is no distraction, but a question at the core of out morality.
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    15. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      That just means your taxes have to be better structured, not lower. Specifically, income tax in the US is ridiculously low, so it has to be made up by other means, which don't necessarily scale with income, leading to more taxation of those that can't afford it. Also, social security measures (which, again, you need taxes to support) to help those that would otherwise be left below the poverty line.

      And yeah, I am partly trolling here, but the fact remains that the people of the US seem, from all I've seen, to be ridiculously opposed to anything that would improve the living conditions of those who aren't as well off as they are. It's bloody time for you to stop whining and start paying. Social support in the US is fucking stone-age, and you're all too busy drooling over tax cuts to do anything about it. You want to know why the rest of the world looks down on you? This is why.

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    16. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by 2names · · Score: 1

      "You want to know why the rest of the world looks down on you? This is why."

      If the rest of the world looks down on the U.S. so damn much, then why do so many people from other countries risk everything they have to get here? Seriously, if we're so screwed up why do we have such a high immigration rate? Please explain to me why people flock to this looked-down-upon land of ours.

      It's bloody time for you to stop whining and start paying.

      Give me ONE good reason why I should have to support anyone other than my immediate family. Don't give me any of the standard "for the betterment of mankind" bullshit, either. If you can give me one REAL reason why I should give the gains of my labor to someone else who does no work, then I will relent on this conversation and never bitch about taxes again.

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    17. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      It is impossible to give a reason to someone who doesn't see the moral obligation. How would you describe color to a blind man?

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    18. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by 2names · · Score: 1
      Nice cop out. The simple fact is that I have no moral obligation to give away the fruits of my labour.

      "How would you describe color to a blind man?"

      I would make a taste analogy along the lines of:
      • brightness moving to dark == sour moving to sweet
      • more colour saturation moving to less colour saturation == less intense flavour moving to more intense flavour (e.g., bland and bitter to hot and umame)
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    19. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      Not a cop-out, simply a difference of belief. Your standards are different from mine, and from an objective point of view neither is more valid than the other. Your 'fact' is not a fact to me, but I can no more convince you that it's untrue than I can convince gravity to stop working. I can, however, express my opinion; if you don't like it, fine. Also, just because I'm talking about the US here (Slashdot being US-centric in nature) doesn't mean that I believe anything I've said to be any less true for any other country you might name.

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    20. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      The correlation between drug use and crime has been pretty well established ... AS A SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY.

      Jail someone for 5-10 years for a non-violent offense (possession of weed), and yeah, you created a brand new *real* criminal.

      And his/her kid just grew up without a father/mother, so now you have a single parent situation, maybe even in foster care - and that's always a leg up. But hey, since it's largely minorities (blacks) drawing these big sentences, it gives the white man (me) cause to point at all the fatherless black kids and say "SEE WHAT DEGENERATES THEY ARE, THEY DON'T TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS".

      Maybe you're one of these folks who thinks the word "Correction", as in Department of Corrections, means something. It most certainly does not. They have never, ever, corrected anything.

      Then you have a disabilities act which specifically excludes drug addiction, so that drug rehab clinics are not operated by doctors. This is important, because it means anyone seeking treatment has no right to confidentiality. The DEA regularly plants agents in group therapy sessions, to gather more "intel". The end result?

      Seeking treatment is not only not in your own best legal interest, it makes you a de facto SNITCH/NARC/STOOLY/RAT/MURDER VICTIM.

      Don't even get me started about civil forfeiture.

      But hey, the world is safer for folks like you, right? Oh, and THE CHILDREN. I for one am glad to know that todays teens won't be exposed to evil, evil marijuana. After 30 years of this "war", we must have the enemy just about on the ropes, right?

      Anyhoo, almost happy hour, time to go chug a few beers before I drive home.

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    21. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by 2names · · Score: 1

      So then I can only assume that all your monetary gains that you make over and above what you require for survival are given away to meet your moral obligation? If not, then you are a hypocrite and have no ground on which to stand and should, as the saying goes, "put a sock in it."

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    22. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

      Real issues: money, i.e. taxes; wars on oil-rich countries; contracts for haliburton and similar companies; the economy; private lobbies such as the gun manufacturing industry, tobacco industry, etc; subsidies and regulation of high-value industries and corporations such as airlines and, recently, banks (only in relation to how the Fed is encouraging rampant fraud with cash rewards); health care, insurance industries; McDonald's; Wal*Mart; Exxon; Ford


      How, exactly, is the business of private companies NOT engaging in fraudulent or directly harmful-to-a-human activities in any way, shape, or form the business of the government??

      All those are your "real issues"!?

      Please, stay in Europe (or wherever you are), and if you ever find yourself in the remains of what once was the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, please leave at once before you hurt yourself!
    23. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you've proven that when a person discontinues marijuana use, their anger escalates quickly.

      Miss your weed much?

    24. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      I don't need you to misrepresent my views, thank you, I am quite capable of doing that myself. There are degrees of survival; what I see as basic needs are food, clothing, decent housing, medical care and a modest disposable income. I simply hold that the well-off should, to some extent, help those less fortunate, especially in areas of high economic inequality (such as the US, which a higher Gini coefficient - higher meaning more economic inequality - than any European nation).

      This doesn't mean that you aren't entitled to most of the fruits of your own labor, and claiming it does is completely disingenuous. What it does mean is tax rates sufficient to guarantee the basics for everyone, and those with means beyond a reasonable amount (based on national mean income or whatever) contributing proportionally more (that is, progressive taxation). Essentially, the point is to slightly decrease the subjective well-being of a few, who are living well beyond the means of the nation as a whole, to substantially increase the well-being of many. I don't object to wishing to live a comfortable life, I simply believe that there is such a thing as comfortable enough to be able to afford some (enforced) altruism.

      Also, while my income is in no way relevant to the discussion as I'm speaking for a social system that would, obviously, affect me the same as everyone else, I do spend very little relative to the national average; the reason I don't give away anything is simply that I don't have anything to give. Belief in certain basic rights does not require me to give up those very rights to be valid. Of course, were I a wealthy man, it might be that I'd see things differently; however, I'm not, and thus, I don't. Think of me what you will.

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    25. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by 2names · · Score: 1

      "Enforced altruism?"

      Ok, I'm outta here. My "this guy's a nut job" alarm just went off.

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    26. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      You know, you're right. I should be more supportive of a social policy in which the federal government explicitly declares war on myself, my friends, and 75% of the population, according to recent data.

      Because, hey, vague bullshit war-on-concept are about the only types of wars that America is equipped to fight, these days.

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    27. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      Way to be open to opposing points of view there. It's a "simple fact" (as you put it, albeit I'd argue that this one's more valid due to not being a question of personal values, but one of basic and well-documented human behavior) that few of those with wealth have any desire to share it. Enforced altruism is simply a fancy way of saying "taxes", and the enforcement of common rules, taxation in this case, is what government is *for*. No enforcement, no rules, no society. Of course, you might argue that government of any kind is a Bad Thing, but I'm fairly certain that'd make you far more of a nutjob than I (quite possibly) am.

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    28. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      One word: Prolefeed

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    29. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      What about the fact that government programs are almost always more inefficient than private equivalents? The US, per capita, is the most generous and charitable nation in the world. So, despite the fact that we have forced and inefficient altruism in the form of government-sponsored theft of property, we still give more to charity than any other people. Perhaps, were the governmental bureaucracy removed, we would have more resources to give the less fortunate while not wasting nearly as much on corruption and waste. For example, the US welfare program pays out between 8 and 12 cents per dollar taken in. That dismal rate would get a charity shut down, but since it's a governmental program, it is instead excused and allowed. Are you certain that this is the best way to help others?

      Besides, theft is theft. Your rationale is similar to a mugger who gives half of his 'earnings' away to charity. Just because he is doing some good with the money he has stolen does not mean that that money was not stolen. Or, as my mom used to tell me, "Two wrongs don't make a right."

    30. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Uh, do you think the united states had no governments before the formation of the federal government? That there was no 'society' before the federal government? That if the US federal government went away, that suddenly all rules and order would also go away? You really ARE a nutjob.

    31. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't mean important to me, I meant important to law-makers. I think you and I agree.

    32. Re:Keep the voters ignorant by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

      Ahah, I see. I suppose then that your list isn't nearly long enough. ;)

      Call me when the tea party starts, then.

  26. Likely proposed by the ISPs by ween14 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I was an ISP who wanted to slow the use of P2P on my network, I only have a few options.

    Comcast tried the first option, which is to drop the connections. The outrage on tech sites was massive, and eventually led to them being investigated by the FCC.

    Barring that option, why not put the burden on the government to handle the filtering. Heck, that is even better because now you don't have to pay for it anymore, your customers pay for it through their taxes.

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    1. Re:Likely proposed by the ISPs by gx5000 · · Score: 1

      Because we want a free flowing source of information...
      We don't want a regulated and policed Network.
      We want the Feds OUT of our PUBLIC lives....
      And like I said, this is a off the hook for the ISP's...
      Before they go and start this crap, let them show us they can stamp
      out Trojans, Viruses and Spam (Oh my), then maybe we, the Tech community,
      will lose support for the openeness of the Internet and we'll get their
      "secured" and "tiered" Internet.

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    2. Re:Likely proposed by the ISPs by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      If I was an ISP who wanted to slow the use of P2P on my network, I only have a few options.

      If you're an ISP, you shouldn't be caring a whit what KIND of traffic is being carried over your network, only the AMOUNT.

      If one of the nodes on your network is taking up so much bandwidth so persistently that you're losing money, or it's affecting other nodes' ability to use the network, you throttle that node down. No payload analysis required, no packet forgery. Just cap them until they come down to a more reasonable level.

    3. Re:Likely proposed by the ISPs by Mike89 · · Score: 1

      If I was an ISP who wanted to slow the use of P2P on my network, I only have a few options.
      No offense but you'd be shit at running an ISP. There are plenty of ways, a lot of ISPs prioritise certain types of data traffic (and therefore the rest, including p2p is deprioritised), a few use P2P caching systems and some even use deep packet inspection I belief (possibly in correlation with the first thing I mentioned, but I am unsure).
    4. Re:Likely proposed by the ISPs by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      Lets just cut the crap. We should ask our best neighbor China to install a copy of their Great Firewall in our networks to monitor and police us. I'm sure that's what every american would want, i mean your senators are all for it. We'll one up them and based on the filenames you transfer, you'll have the chance to go to one of the free labor camps.. i mean prisons. So we can finally make american flags in our own country.

    5. Re:Likely proposed by the ISPs by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      What I find strange is the constant whine from US ISPs about increased load on their network. My ISP just deprioritizes p2p, and offers unlimited 100Mb connections at 43e a month. Which is what I've been on since it became available in my area. I use up 50Mbs or more almost 24/7, and they don't seem to mind at all. In fact, I'd be willing to bet, based on cultural aspects, that just about everyone on similar connections around here uses them heavily and constantly, mostly for p2p. And yet, the network is fast as ever, and the ISP stays in business, even making some very decent profits in the process. No idea how yours manage to fuck it up so hard.

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    6. Re:Likely proposed by the ISPs by DevilDoc · · Score: 1

      why not put the burden on the government to handle the filtering. Heck, that is even better because now you don't have to pay for it anymore, your customers pay for it through their taxes. Yeah, look how well that works for China.
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  27. The man's a genius! by InfinityWpi · · Score: 0, Troll

    My god, it's so simple! Why didn't anyone think of doing this earlier?

    Let's hope the perverts and cirminals out there aren't as smart as he is, they may try changing filenames...

    1. Re:The man's a genius! by Choad+Namath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What moron rated this post a troll?

    2. Re:The man's a genius! by computational+super · · Score: 2, Funny

      Joe Biden, I would guess.

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  28. Rick Roll opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick! Everyone get a Rick Roll clip on your Limewire named ViolentRape.mpg!

    1. Re:Rick Roll opportunity by Gregb05 · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas fascinating, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  29. Biden's not Senator RIAA by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He's the senator from MBNA and Citibank.

    Totally different.

    1. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      He's the senator from MBNA and Citibank.
      Well, he's from Delarare, no?
    2. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by palewook · · Score: 1

      Biden is the guy that took a few grand from a pac to push this billion dollar bill towards the tax payers though.

    3. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by bobbuck · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, give him credit. His rates are much more reasonable than other senators. Maybe I'll bid on some new legislation.

      I still want a law that puts casino patrons on a public assistance black list.

    4. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Citibank gave me money when I was in Japan and none of the other cash machines would accept foreign Visa cards.

      If it wasn't for Citibank I would probably now be the only white homeless guy in Tokyo. And MBNA have sent me on Visa card application every week, no matter what country I'm in.

      So between the two of them they've saved my ass.

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    5. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by evanbd · · Score: 1

      I still want a law that puts casino patrons on a public assistance black list.

      Why? There are people who gamble responsibly. What's worse about that than other forms of entertainment? If you're being responsible about it, it costs about the same. Or are you one of those people that believes any quantity of entertainment should only be for the wealthy?

    6. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by bobbuck · · Score: 1

      It's immoral to take money from someone who doesn't get to spend enough time with his family because he works 50 hours a week and hand it to someone to blow on a gambling habit. Someone asking for public assistance shouldn't waste money. If you disagree you can start a charity that buses people to casinos and hands them buckets of cash without forcing taxpayers to participate.

    7. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by evanbd · · Score: 1

      You're still conflating the two issues I was distinguishing between in my post. Issue one: is gambling immoral enough that we should ban it? Issue two: is spending money on entertainment cause for revoking federal aid? Responsibly enjoying gambling costs about the same as other forms of entertainment -- if it's costing much more than that, it's probably not responsible. So, if one person goes to the movies, and the other gambles, why is one more or less deserving of federal aid than the other?

      Of course, you've also made a remarkably transparent attempt to confuse the issue by implying that some unrelated person's decision to work longer than required at cost to their personal life somehow has any bearing whatsoever on whether an act by our hypothetical aid recipient is moral. The relevance there is, of course, exactly zero.

      So which is it: is gambling so immoral that it should be banned? Or is entertainment the privilege of the wealthy alone? Or is it just that you feel some special right to dictate how other people live their lives?

    8. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by bobbuck · · Score: 1
      "Or is entertainment the privilege of the wealthy alone?"

      Many tax payers live more humbly than the tax receivers because they had to work for the money they have. Many people on federal assistance blow the money because they know more is coming. If you disagree with that statement you're just not paying attention.

    9. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by evanbd · · Score: 1

      You're changing the argument again. Stop it, it's disingenuous at best. Is your complaint about gambling? Or is it about entertainment? Or, as you would now state, is it that the system by which we choose who to give money to is so badly broken that we're giving money to people who are better off than those we're taking it from?

      So, let's return to my previous, as yet unanswered, question: Are you trying to say that people who receive federal aid should be barred from entertaining themselves? In other words, do you truly believe entertainment should be the privilege of the wealthy alone?

      And, to return to the original question: If the poor are allowed to entertain themselves like everyone else, why is it worse to spend $10 on gambling than it is to spend that same $10 on going to a movie?

    10. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by bobbuck · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're going to put it that way then yes. Why should the government take money that a working person might need for food, shelter, or medicine and give it to someone else for entertainment? Who is wealthier? The guy working everyday or the guy going to the casino? Besides, gambling isn't really entertainment. It's just conning people into thinking they're going to hit the jackpot. (Which is fine if they are blowing their OWN money.)

    11. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by evanbd · · Score: 1

      If you're saying that poor people should be barred from having entertainment, then I think you have some serious delusions about what sorts of systems can actually be made to work without huge amounts of corruption, but at least you're being consistent.

      Why is gambling any better or worse than other entertainment, if done responsibly? As far as I can see, either way I end up enjoying myself for a while at the cost of a few dollars. Plenty of people are well aware that it will cost them money but enjoy it anyway. If they're making the choice to gamble with that awareness, what's the problem?

    12. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by bobbuck · · Score: 1

      There's no problem if you earned the money. If you do gamble responsibly you are one of the very few. There are people spending their rent money at blackjack tables. You are equating poverty with eligibility for public assistance. You can't do that.

    13. Re:Biden's not Senator RIAA by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Poverty is (ok, should be, but mostly is) a necessary but not sufficient prerequisite for federal aid. So, suppose I'm getting federal aid for some reason, and spending that money on rent (or whatever the government says it should be spent on), but also spending some of my (small) paycheck (that I earned) on entertainment. Should that be banned? If not, why should I be allowed to spend it on movies but not gambling? That is what you were saying, after all:

      I still want a law that puts casino patrons on a public assistance black list.
  30. From now on... by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Funny

    From now on, I'm renaming all the tarballs I package.

    tar -cvf XXX-9yo-boys-blowjobs-and-crystal-meth.tar dovecot-1.0-stable/

    ~Wx

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    1. Re:From now on... by kotj.mf · · Score: 4, Funny

      > tar -cvf XXX-9yo-boys-blowjobs-and-crystal-meth.tar dovecot-1.0-stable/

      I was thinking something more along the lines of:

      cp never_gonna_give_you_up.avi XXX-9yo-boys-blowjobs-and-crystal-meth.avi

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    2. Re:From now on... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      After a couple million rickrolls, maybe the people monitoring would just blow their brains out. Brilliant!

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    3. Re:From now on... by glindsey · · Score: 1

      The best part of that plan is that the monitors would have to watch the entire video every single time to make sure the horrible content wasn't actually buried in the video. Or maybe they'd be poring over a zillion rickrolls, desperately applying steganographic technique after technique to try and find the hidden illegal porn! It must be here somewhere, the filename said so!

  31. Meta tags by headkase · · Score: 1

    Remember when search engines used to rely on Meta tags? Yeah this is a brilliant plan. There should be a new rule: if you don't know what your talking about when you make a *law* then you get five lashes.

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    1. Re:Meta tags by sm62704 · · Score: 1
      three laws I'd like to see to stop this incrediblt stupid bulshit:
      1. It is a felony punishable by prison to accept donations from anyone who isn't eligible to vote for you
      2. It is a felony punishable by prison to "contribute to" more than one candidate in any given race
      3. All federal laws expire after five years unless reauthorized by the legislator and resigned by the President
      We have too damned many laws.
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    2. Re:Meta tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's okay for someone who has the skills and in-depth knowledge of searching to implement a large-scale search engine to overlook the problem, but it should be blatantly obvious to your average lawmaker?

      Ultimately I agree with the spirit of your message, but mistakes are going to happen. Ideally we would have a wiki-style forum for law making where everyone can add their input and catch mistakes such as this at the early stages.

    3. Re:Meta tags by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Why stop at five lashes ? The ancient greeks used to execute any guy whose law project was rejected.

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    4. Re:Meta tags by kobatan · · Score: 1

      three laws I'd like to see to stop this incrediblt stupid bulshit:
      1. It is a felony punishable by prison to accept donations from anyone who isn't eligible to vote for you
      2. It is a felony punishable by prison to "contribute to" more than one candidate in any given race
      3. All federal laws expire after five years unless reauthorized by the legislator and resigned by the President
      ...except these three, maybe?
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    5. Re:Meta tags by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I never said I was against all laws; I said we had too many. Two of those three would cut down on the $corruption$ that is ruining our nation, while the third would reduce the number of laws in total.

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    6. Re:Meta tags by kobatan · · Score: 1

      I wasn't disagreeing with you; I just don't think that it's likely that a legislator and President are likely to reauthorise/reenact those laws.

      I think automatic expiration is good for most laws, apart from those controlling the length of time before expiration and those limiting the power of the legislator.

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    7. Re:Meta tags by DevilDoc · · Score: 1

      Remember when search engines used to rely on Meta tags? Yeah this is a brilliant plan. There should be a new rule: if you don't know what your talking about when you make a *law* then you get five lashes. Just 5 lashes? I would add some waterboarding to that punishment.
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  32. How 'bout some quid pro quo by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I propose we monitor all government communication for evidence of corruption.

    1. Re:How 'bout some quid pro quo by Ekhymosis · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately in our police state, this might be considered an act of terrorism or some stupid thing like that. "you don't trust your government, ergo you are unpatriotic, ergo you are a terrorist." oh how far has the US fallen.

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    2. Re:How 'bout some quid pro quo by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      I propose we monitor all government communication for evidence of corruption. "Ok, but you can only read those with "kiddie porn" in the title." ...

      "No! Wait!"
    3. Re:How 'bout some quid pro quo by Spuds2600 · · Score: 1

      If I hadn't already commented on this thread, I might demand a new score categorization "Damn Right" and mod you up on it.

      Wait... why can't I do that anyway?

      We need a "Damn Right" category.

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    4. Re:How 'bout some quid pro quo by risinganger · · Score: 1

      As long as you realise that'll need a monitoring system capable of handling (and storing) as much data as one wanting to monitor all P2P. After all there is an awful lot of corruption to catalogue...

    5. Re:How 'bout some quid pro quo by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      But there are also a lot of journalists that live through exposing missteps of the government. The thousands horde will be happy to help.
      And I don't even begin to mention that every politician has enemies.

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    6. Re:How 'bout some quid pro quo by Way2Random · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to tell you that this is the best comment I have seen in a long time. I actually printed it out and hung it up on my wall. Thanks!

    7. Re:How 'bout some quid pro quo by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Definitely deserves a "fuckin eh, man."

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      Truth, Justice. Or the American Way.
    8. Re:How 'bout some quid pro quo by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      And, at least in the CIS, they die of mysterious reasons.

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  33. Flood 'em out by greedyturtle · · Score: 1

    If everyone starts putting their crappy family videos of their kids online, I can see a ton of false positives.

    But if there's any good, preexisting reason for this to be stopped, This could start happening in America too:

      Having Your ID Stolen Leads to Job Loss, Prosecution

    1. Re:Flood 'em out by greedyturtle · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Flood 'em out by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I had a friend who did a CS project codenamed "The Unstoppable Sex Machine"; basically it spidered porn sites and downloaded the free images.

      I always think about that in terms of that piece of entrapment...We all thought the USM was a lark, and we installed it a number of places for amusement value. It's just hard to imagine that, these days, that could have sent someone to jail.

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    3. Re:Flood 'em out by melikamp · · Score: 1

      OMG why is this not the most popular piece of software in the world?

    4. Re:Flood 'em out by greedyturtle · · Score: 1

      You need to open source that beautiful bastard.

  34. Seems easy enough.... by spookymonster · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... we wait for the Senators to open the file "report_on_perverts_downloading_rape_and_molestation_files.doc" and then BAM! arrest the whole lot of them.

    Genius, I tell ya!

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  35. What a freakin' tool... by Jinky · · Score: 1

    Because no one at all knows about using TOR or encrypting your connections.

    1. Re:What a freakin' tool... by qbast · · Score: 1

      TOR is used only by geeks so it can be outlawed without too much protests.

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  37. Contents of file unknown to downloader? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine this reasonably passing legal muster. I'm sure our legislators will be happy to pass laws on it anyway, to be quickly overturned by the judicial branch. But the problem here is that in most cases, there's no way to know that the real contents of a file are before downloading and viewing it.

    If you see a file on p2p (or a link on a website) that says "hot teens" or "rape" or "incest", how many of those are in any way illegal? I'd say less than 5%.

    Most "hot teens" are 27-year-old porn stars with their bleached blonde hair in pigtails. Most "rape" videos are fantasy videos recorded by porn studios as "teacher and student" or "boss and employee" and are pretty obviously porn stars making a not-remotely-passable performance as a rape victim?

    But then, there's still that 5%. How many of us have clicked on a random link or downloaded a random torrent only to find a picture of a donkey or a 10-year old doing things that really are (and should be!) illegal? It's been a lot rarer since I stopped checking usenet porn groups, but still.

    I can't imagine a conviction on "this person clicked a link that just happened to turn out to be illegal" being held up in court.

  38. I propose by WindBourne · · Score: 0

    that we trash all those idiots who voted for this man.

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    1. Re:I propose by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because they all knew what he was going to do in advance? Gimme a break :0

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      which is totally what she said
  39. This reminds me of a dilbert cartoon by UberHoser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where he creates a (filter or firewall or program) to stop a 12 year old in finding 'naughty pictures' on the net. Then you hear a boinging sound and Dilbert says "I hope that is not his eyes popping out'. Lets face the facts. Anyone can build something to get by any type of restrictions on the net. Period.

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    1. Re:This reminds me of a dilbert cartoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Exactly! Where I work has a ton of proxies set up and you can't access anything outside the corporate network (read: internet) without going through these proxies. Webmail is blocked, most humor sites are blocked, and I'm willing to bet they watch internet usage.

      What did I do?

      Simple, setup an sshd server up at home with squid running (apt-get install sshd squid)
      Then I just simply fire up putty, set it up to bounce through the work proxy, open a tunnel through that and then setup a new proxy in Firefox to point to the tunnel.

      bingo, free surfing with no restrictions and no monitoring.

      sadly, now they are dropping my tunnel every 10 minutes on the dot. Not sure what's going on there, but me thinks they are on to me! =)

      I'll try VPN next.

      *AC for obvious reasons*

    2. Re:This reminds me of a dilbert cartoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      twat

  40. Just Say No to Politicians by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    As much as I'd love to register as a Democrat, it's boneheads like Biden that keep me from doing so. When I read the DNC platform I get excited. When I hear Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, et. al. pontificate, I remain registered as a Republican (in the RHINO or Southpark sense only).

    1. Re:Just Say No to Politicians by ericspinder · · Score: 1

      As much as I'd love to register as a Democrat, it's boneheads like Biden that keep me from doing so.

      Do you expect perfection from every area of your life? Perhaps when your old dog diddles on the carpet, do you shoot it? Everybody is a bone head once in a while, it's those who are nearly consistently idiots who should be avoided.

      Biden's overall ok (IMHO), this statement, made in a committee meeting, seems more about searching for an answer rather than statement of unchanging position, or a finalized plan. I know that it's surprising to some people, but intellectuals sometimes say things hoping to be rebutted, as it's hard to learn things when people always agree with you.

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    2. Re:Just Say No to Politicians by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      No, it's just that just when I'm ready to endorse Joe Biden (or another politician) they do/say something so insulting to my intelligence, that they lose all credibility right there on the spot. In Biden's case, he falls more in line with the "those who are nearly consistently idiots" bit.

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  42. How clueless can you get.... by splutty · · Score: 1

    My first thought when I read this was 'Whiskey Tango Foxtrot'. (Well. Not exactly, it was actually the terms that those letters stand for, but hey).

    This is really sad, because I just know he's serious about this, and he really does think this 'saves the children'. And he's giving the exact proof why people with no knowledge about these sort of technical things, should not be allowed to even propose a law about it.

    You're not going to let a truck driver design your house. You're not letting a CEO have root access to your core machines. You don't accept financial advice from a bum. You can't accept truth from a politician. Uhm. Well. You get my point.

    Why the hell would we accept a senator to make laws about something he simply doesn't have the knowledge about? Why on earth do these people even think they can make sensible comments about this?

    It's so intensely sad that in a wat it gets funny, if I didn't realize that they're dead serious, and we're going to be stuck with the bullshit.

    Can't we forcibly 'retire' these sort of politicians from their position... Bleh.

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    1. Re:How clueless can you get.... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Can't we forcibly 'retire' these sort of politicians from their position... Bleh. People say that's what voting is for, but I don't believe them. In order for voting to make a difference, we need to convince the general public that what he said was stupid- but the general public is too stupid to know. So actually, he caters well to his constituants.
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    2. Re:How clueless can you get.... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Can't we forcibly 'retire' these sort of politicians from their position... Bleh. Yes. Every 2, 4 or 6 years, depending on the position.
  43. Dear Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Delaware resident I'd like to formally apologize to the series of tubes that is the internet. We Delawareans do not support the boneheaded flailings of our laissez-faire-bashing pompadour.

  44. Wasted CPU time by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    Heh, and Wasted CPU time translates to an environmental issue, so the EPA will probably be able to ban that with some bureaucratic regulation rather than going thru the bother of law.

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  45. File names by torkus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation


    And this one sentence proves the whole idea is ill-concieved and been given virtually no "real like" though. Never mind that porn sites spam p2p with name-spammed files ... never mind that staged 'rape' movies are rather easy to find ... never mind the zillions of "15year old pron" pictures that are 18+yo models from websites ... never mind that people can use code words that will completly stuff the filters.
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  46. Just follow the money... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am sure that Sen Biden's idea has nothing to do with the fact that he has taken $178,358 from the TV/Movies/Music lobby in this last cycle. The ROI on paying off a politician is insane. Just look at Orrin Hatch and the DMCA.

    1. Re:Just follow the money... by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      yep, Joe Biden, big fucking whore.

      Seriously, no one is trading that sort of stuff on p2p.

      This is very much a move by big media to demonize a technology.

      it doesn't matter much since anyone that is trading that sort of stuff most definitely has encryption enabled rendering the whole billion dollar system entirely fucking useless.

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  47. The Cluetrain has left the building by xbytor · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the Senator know that the logical response to this will be millions of files with names like 'loli-rape.avi' that contain wonderful Rick Astely videos*? Is Biden up for reelection yet again or is this his normal level of cluelessness.

    Don't blame me. I'm writing in Bruce Schneier and Lawrence Lessig!

    *Wait. What am I saying. This is already happening...

  48. Billion dollars? by lobiusmoop · · Score: 1

    Um, seeing as the USA is slipping (slipped?) into recession and has a 9 trillion dollar debt, maybe your government should be planning on spending tax dollars a bit more conservatively? (say on public housing for the recently evicted, food stamps etc). Just my 2c.

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    1. Re:Billion dollars? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "say on public housing for the recently evicted, food stamps etc"

      No, the people who run this country wouldn't need any of that stuff. They're much more concerned with protecting their crumbling business models than anything else. In the immortal words of Marie Antoinette: Let them eat government cheese!

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  49. Congressmen will believe any bullshit by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    And Joe Biden is one of the very worst. He's been a stooge for the credit business in his state for years. So, all we have to do now is send all of our file names as hashes, and pretty soon we can get back to fucking children, which is after all the lone purpose of teh internets.

    Can we reverse the age requirements for Congress, so no one over the age of 45 is allowed to serve? Jesus Christ are old people increasingly useless in our culture.

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    1. Re:Congressmen will believe any bullshit by jab9990 · · Score: 1

      We're screwed until the "baby boomers" die off and take their morally bankrupt ignorant souls with them.

    2. Re:Congressmen will believe any bullshit by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      Oh, they have been a real godsend to America.

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  50. this truly proves by OrochimaruVoldemort · · Score: 1

    that george orwell (1984) was right. it is their playbook, and now, they are following it to the fullest.

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  51. Let the election-year pose-fest begin! by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

    This is only the beginning, citizens. Every election year, someone proposes this kind of lame idea, hoping that they'll be seen "stalwart defenders of public decency taking a stand against the evils of the Internet" instead of "idiots proposing stupid solutions to minor nuisances in an attempt to garner votes."

    Last year, it was then-presidential-contender Senator Brownback of Kansas who was re-proposing the "Truth in Ratings" act, (although I'm sure that it was in NO way related to his "more-family-values-oriented-than-thou" appeal.)

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  52. goatse subbed for disney by torkus · · Score: 1

    So who wants to join me in animating goatse into movies and then naming those files after every popular movie and tossing them on P2P? Let the idiots monitoring this system enjoy their work for once...

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  53. Fixed Title: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US Government Will Assume All File Traders Are Criminals

    Just looked like it needed fixing.

  54. they are voted for IOTM by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

    IOTM = Idiot of the Month With most illegal p2p startin to use encryption and if they start with that even more will, it makes that money spent just a waste when that network can't decode the data.

  55. Bait & Switch only works on morons by jab9990 · · Score: 1

    And America is full of morons. Do you see the problem?

  56. Even better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From TFA:

    for purposes of longer-term tracking, the software captures "unique serial numbers" from the person's computer [...]It wasn't clear whether the so-called serial number corresponded to IP address, P2P username, or something else, and Waters wouldn't elaborate. - Hey guys! I got a serial!
    - Which is ...?
    - 192.168.1.1
    - Excellent Bob! Let's go catch this bastard!
  57. and the world has balance by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    1. guy who has no idea how the intertubes works makes stupid proposal. as if he could matter to p2p traffic

    2. guys who know how the intertubes works vent their fury. as if they matter to the political discourse at hand

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  58. Form letter please? by EMeta · · Score: 1

    Does somebody want to update that Anti-anti-spam form letter doohickey for P2P grievers? I'm not quite savvy enough with internet & P2P protocol to not screw it up (I'm on here for being a MechE, give me a break). This could be done very well and perhaps show some of these otherwise smart people how useless and/or destructive this kind of legislation would be.

    Thanks.

  59. Don't buy a shovel just yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hear the snow is starting to melt in Canada at this time of year. :-)

    Canada took a misguided right turn a few years ago and currently has a government in residence (albeit, thankfully, tenuously) that is nothing more than neocon-lite. We're still better off than you, but the current government likes nothing better than to oil the slippery slope and herd the Canadian sheeple in its direction on behalf of its big-business masters. One can keep hoping the people will wake up and smell the frog sweat, but Canadians tend to be too trusting and easy-going and thus ripe for abuse.

    1. Re:Don't buy a shovel just yet. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I prefer to think that Canada took a look at the steep precipice to the left and scattered for the most accessible alternate route... which unfortunately happened to be to the right for the majority. At least it wasn't an NDP majority.

      Also, to the OP: saying the snow is starting to melt in Canada at this time of year is like saying that people are starting to get out their surfboards in the US this time of year... the farmers in Idaho included ;)

  60. Citizen proposes to monitor senate communications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder which lobby group has this senator's ear?

  61. Ya they are going to replace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    miles of internet tubing with clear plastic tubing making it easier to watch for porn files.

  62. It already is... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    . . this dragnet surveillance "for the children" would never be used to enforce copyright

    I assume you are reacting to the summaries statement:

    His plan involves utilizing new software to monitor peer-to-peer traffic on an ongoing basis.

    But in reality, it invovles FBI agents trying to download the files, then getting the IP of the computer that sent them, and calling the ISP.

    The only moderately automatic thing that is done (which is actively ignored by most people in this discussion) is that they are hashing the file to prevent renaming. Since they have to have already downloaded the file, I assume its to try to track it's propogation over the P2P network, presumably so they can target the major distributors/creators.

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  63. And what will happen when... by jolyonr · · Score: 1

    .. Ubuntu release their "Sexy Sheep" update?

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      That's a long way down the road. They only just released "Hairy Hardon".
      ...
      Wait, did I get the name right?

  64. File name unreliable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    File name checks are unreliable, I once got banned by a moderator from a DC server because I had nirvana's "rape me" on my pc. (which apparently qualified as an illegal rape video)

  65. Pretty easy, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.) said he was under the impression it's "pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation" simply by looking at file names."

    Sure, because people would never rename files with illegal content to "CPAN April 17, 2008, 0900-1200.mpg" or "Film of Sentator's idiotic and uninformed rant.mpg".

  66. Illegal Child Porn by kalirion · · Score: 1

    Muahahaha, you all fell into my trap. By reading this comment you have displayed your intent to abuse children. FBI agents are on their way.

  67. I need a script to by kent_eh · · Score: 1

    make thousands of copies of goatsee and tubgirl, then rename them to random filenames (using keywords like "kiddie", "preteen", etc)
    Any guesses what step 2 of my cunning plan is?

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  68. This is not a law proposal, just loose talk by dave1791 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So a senator said something stupid about a subject outside of his domain of expertise. Every slashdotter, if elected to the senate, would say stupid things about SOMETHING. This is not a proposal for a law, or Iâ(TM)d be seeing it on my opencongress.org feed. Just kindly wite to the man and inform him that within a week of any such law coming into play, P2P programs would be randomizing the filenames.

    1. Re:This is not a law proposal, just loose talk by tsotha · · Score: 2

      This is a lot worse than someone talking out of school. He's proposing to snoop on every packet that wends its way through the intertubes. Did you see how he wants to catch videos of rapes and molestation? Do you believe that for one second, or do you think it's more likely they want to catch people downloading Rocky XXIII?

      This is a "trial balloon". If he doesn't hear a lot of screaming you'll see it on your precious feed. Disgusting.

    2. Re:This is not a law proposal, just loose talk by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      He needs to be held accountable for that idle talk- there's tons of OTHER, much more important things to be worrying about- say, like securing the utility grid or shoring up the security on the telecommunications infrastructure from attacks.

      The Gentleman Senator is foolishly worrying about something that's not going to matter a whole damn lot if either get screwed up on is.

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    3. Re:This is not a law proposal, just loose talk by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      I think you are right on the money. Republicans are concerned about protecting social values and punishing crime. If this was a Republican proposal, I'd say it was about protecting the children from immoral, illegal smut.

      Democrats are interested in supporting the entertainment industry, and preventing "piracy" over the internet. They believe that the big business that is best for America is the entertainment/media industry, so I'd be shocked if a system such as this isn't expanded to include other clearly illegal activities.

      If the government (Democrat or Republican) has the ability to monitor an illegal activity, they will use that power to stop it.
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    4. Re:This is not a law proposal, just loose talk by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      He's proposing to snoop on every packet that wends its way through the intertubes.

      No he's not. The FBI has 32 people who look on p2p networks. 32 PEOPLE. He wants to hire an additional 250. And give money to local police forces to execute search warrants based on that. There is no fucking packet sniffing.

      He is proposing building a database of offenders so that the really bad ones are gone after first. But that's fucking it. Shitty summary.

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    5. Re:This is not a law proposal, just loose talk by mpe · · Score: 1

      So a senator said something stupid about a subject outside of his domain of expertise.

      Most likely his only area of expertise is being a senator though...

      Just kindly wite to the man and inform him that within a week of any such law coming into play, P2P programs would be randomizing the filenames.

      Probably withe the program generating the file names having a list of Congressmen amongst it's source material...

    6. Re:This is not a law proposal, just loose talk by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      So TELL him that it is a stupid idea. These guys are mostly older than 50 and don't have the time to get a clue about anything tech related. (I know a German Bundestag member and she works unbelievable hours) The only interaction they themselves probably have with the net is their Blackberry. They will - by definition - be clueless about tech and require others to advise them. They can rely on lobbyists, but we all know where that goes. Another thing is that they use congressional hearings to educate themselves on the subject matter. Since it is always industry stars who get invited to these things, it is the same as having lobbyists.

      You are presuming conspiracy where simple cluelessness will suffice. Later on, I'm sure the lobbyists who whispered in his ear about the sniffing for kiddie-porn will be happy to point out the problems of piracy - and how the infrastructure and laws can be used against the "evils of piracy".

      The best defense against idiocy is to be politically active; support the EFF or something. They DO listen to grassroots activists who can make enough noise.

    7. Re:This is not a law proposal, just loose talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post is essentially what niave usenet posters used to say about people afraid of software patents become law in the US and copyright infringement being criminalized.

  69. Rename pr0n by certain+death · · Score: 0

    rename hardcore.wmv to fluffybunny.wmv....bunch of douchebags!!!!

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  70. The payoff by PoliTech · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Where's the payoff ... hmmmm let's see:

    Biden pushed for passage of a bill known as the Combating Child Exploitation Act. It would authorize more than $1 billion over the next eight years to hire 250 new federal agents devoted to Internet crimes against children...

    One billion dollars! (puts pinky to lower lip) I see the tip of an ice berg, but ok since ... "It's for the children"!

    provide additional funding to regional computer forensics labs, and give out more federal grants to the regional Internet Crimes Against Children (ICAC) task forces. The House of Representatives passed a companion bill in October.

    Ah! The rest of the iceberg! Now how will we pay for it?

    No matter that it cannot possibly work, it is for the children you see. So naturally if it's not working, we'll simply need to provide a bit more funding in this year's budget, and the next, and the next...

    1. Re:The payoff by BUL2294 · · Score: 1

      So naturally if it's not working, we'll simply need to provide a bit more funding in this year's budget, and the next, and the next...
      [sarcasm] Our government & elected officials wouldn't do things like that... DEA (cough) [/sarcasm]
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    2. Re:The payoff by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Just once in this, I'd like to see some data about how big this problem really is. Pedophiles are certainly icky, but how many of them are there, really, and how much child porn is there, really, and how much is the internet a cause/enabler in this, really?

      From what data I have seen, via news reports, churches, schools, summer camps, youth activities and boy scout troops seem to be the predominant locales for these activities. If you want to protect the children, maybe we should outlaw these?

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  71. Burning more tax dollars by sherriw · · Score: 1

    That's a great plan, burn more tax dollars on this stupidity, so that all P2P starts using encryption, which will happen sooner or later.

    Meanwhile, people in New Orleans are still living in trailers or other temporary housing, and the national debt continues to blast off into space.

    I wonder how many people in New Orleans could be helped with $1,000,000,000.

    I know, just for fun... a very small house costs around 80K. So... 1000000000/80000 is...

    ** 12,500 new homes ** Say on average the house contains an adult couple and one kid. That's 37,500 people that could be re-housed for the cost of this plan.

    Now who's thinking of the children?

    1. Re:Burning more tax dollars by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many people in New Orleans could be helped with $1,000,000,000. Well, going by the outstanding success of the cards they handed out, strip club owners would be happy. Any reason these people can't help themselves?
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  72. The internet is a series of tubes. With trucks. by Delusion_ · · Score: 1

    Monitoring traffic on the internet is as simple as putting a road check system on the suspected tube, and inspecting the contents of that truck individually.

  73. Right... by jabelli · · Score: 1

    ...because "2girls1cup" and "tubgirl" are completely indicative of the mental scarring that takes place when you view them.

  74. more tech for the patriot act to abuse by GIS.thrills · · Score: 1

    Didn't congress rule that digital files where considered personal effects just like phone conversations? Seems like this bill is unconstitutional. Not to mention this technology would be abused with warrentless wire taps. Mean while pedophile p2p networks start using encryption and snail mail. Personal privacy is the only thing this technology will stop.

  75. you forgot the tax dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The net effect: Wasted CPU time for encryption/decryption.

    And also the tax dollars (MY MONEY) wasted on trying to stop me from using my hardware as I see fit.

    (note, I am referring to file sharing, which I consider to be morally and economically appropriate; NOT child pornography, which I consider to be harmful and properly illegal...though the problems of enforcement still apply. I shouldn't have to give up a whole host of legitimate abilities just so one illegitimate kind of action can be policed).

  76. Good thing! by gweihir · · Score: 1

    This will finally make encryption in P2P mainstram. About time. And it might also make anonymisation mainstream, again good. Note that there are already networks that have both (GnuNet) and the technological problems are largely solved.

    "Looking at filenames" is, however, about the dumbest approach to P2P monitoring I have recently heard of. Anybody can publish anything under any filename. In the ed2K network, for example, filenames are only returned on search, everything else is via file-hash. And quite a few files (hashes) are available under misleading names. My guess is that this will just lead to more disgusting stuff being findable as disney movies and the like.

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    1. Re:Good thing! by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Then you don't understand politics.

      He shows that he's "Doing something" and everyone else is slightly inconvenienced until they start using P2P encryption.

      Win-win.

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    2. Re:Good thing! by Delusion_ · · Score: 1

      I remember when I was using limewire (I'm horrified that anyone still bothers), I had a "honey pot" folder with all sorts of files.

      Most were either named so that they would read like "hardcore porn" titles.

      The photos ended up being scenic landscapes, the videos ended up being inoffensive music videos, and the other stuff - files named bank.account.xls and cc.xls and passwords.xls - were equally useless and inoffensive.

      I was amazed at how many people would download that. Eventually there were so many of those files going out that the files I actually wanted to share were queued up in a backlog.

      Eventually, I got bored off it and unshared the directory. Then, my most frequent share was a file from an industrial music compilation, whose track title had the word "incest" in it.

      People were probably downloading it because they were hoping it was a porn video. It's as if the network limewire was on was a distilled form of internet stupidity. I don't have the patience for the nonsense fake files and other stuff the gnutella, emule, and similar networks encourage.

  77. Naming? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    Why not do what the fine gentlemen at Bang Bros do and name the file something like "BMF350500k"? You get the name of the site (BMF) the episode (350) and the quality (500k). Not that I have a membership or anything. My friend told me about that.

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  78. Mad Hacker Skillz by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

    What does it take to foil a billion dollars worth of Joe Biden P2P security?

    mv violentanalsodomyincestrapetorturekillkillkill.flv happykittens.flv

    How the fuck does a moron like this get elected? Oh, yeah -- fucking morons like us vote for them.

    Let's not let Joe Biden EVER design a maximum security prison.

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  79. Hey, I'll Run Against Joe Biden by tjstork · · Score: 1

    I live in Delaware. If I ran as a Republican, I would:

    a) Protect students from being sued out of an education for silly copyright violations. We need to protect the internet from a storm of lawsuits and so I would bar the likes of RIAA from trying to bully citizens out of their livelihoods.

    b) open up everything for drilling but under a mechanism which allows the benefits of high oil prices to be spent upon the people of the United States. Basically, we'd drill ANWR and offshore but would use the money to pay for a few fiscal priorities that seem rather urgent. These include:

    1. national health insurance. American manufacturers and small businesses are so screwed by health insurance that it is now sapping american competitiveness. government is rationing of course. real wages have gone up and by a lot in the USA but its all getting sucked into health care. That's crazy.

    2. alternative energy. regardless of what you feel about AGW, the USA needs to have a more diversified energy portfolio for its basic national security. We cannot let the threat of terrorists in the middle east or hurricanes in the gulf continue to hold the USA hostage. The compromises the USA is currently making to get energy are beating the goodness out of our national character just as much as a crack junky makes bad decisions to feed his or her habit. We need energy independence. We need a diversied mix of vehicles to fill in around the single fuel portfolio we have - a mix of electric, biofuel, hydrogen...We need to build nuclear plants like they are going out of style, and we need massive research and engineering in all of these technologies.

    3. rail everywhere. we need to switch from the overhead electric caternaries in the northeast to more modern hybrid locomotives and upgrade all the passenger rolling stock. we need to upgrade the rails themselves in some places. tearing down all the wires and switching to hybrid locomotives would be more efficient, and would add to property values in every city located on the rails. also, we should encourage superstores to be located near rail lines and have money for cities that are depopulated to tear down blighted buildings.

    4. better unemployment retraining. sometimes in the global economy, your job just evaporates. we can't just have 20 weeks of unemployment for people whose job just evaporated and they need to go back to school to learn a new skill.

    d. withdraw us military forces from everywhere. The perception of the USA as some sort of an empire is hurting sales of American products. this is a long term thing and we can't just pull up from iraq immediately and we can't quite leave afghanistan, but, ultimately, the USA needs to have its troops leave every base, everywhere around the world. We want to have US businesses with offices around the world, engaging in friendly trade, not US military bases.

    e. be pro-free trade. free trade works and has made the world very wealthy, and it is a system that the USA imposed. For the USA to turn its back on free trade will spawn many, many wars throughout the world, as every other attempt to restrain trade has, and the only time I want to see war is on the History Channel, not CNN.

    f. aggressively challenge presidential signing statements. The job of a President is to enforce the laws that Congress passes, period. Presidents do not get to pick and choose what laws they are to enforce, except in due course of fiscal priorities. If the President uses a signing statement to violate a law, regardless of political party, then undo pressure must be brought upon him or her to change their tune or face impeachment.

    g. Pro 2nd amendment as a right to keep and bear arms and as ultimately a popular check against government. I would oppose all gun control legislation.

    h. I'm a global warming skeptic but I would support a cap and trade system so long as it was illegal to purchase CO2 credits from outside the USA. Our republican criticism of AGW is that it is a back handed att

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    1. Re:Hey, I'll Run Against Joe Biden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a republican platform...

  80. We need to demolish the two-party system by FatSean · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We need more parties. This huge nation is too diverse to fit into A or B, we need like 20 different parties! Unfortunately, there is little incentive to do this because the politicians who can make the change benefit way too much from the status quo.

    I wonder if anyone has a viable stratergy for getting more parties into the mix.

    I feel a strong affiliation to the beer and cartoon party.

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    1. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Sancho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What will multiple parties do? It just means that whichever candidate wins the election will be less likely to match my views, or any other single person's views.

      What we need is for the federal government to back off and give back some of the power that they've taken from the states. That way, we can move to the state which fits us best politically, and everyone's happy.

    2. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by bishiraver · · Score: 1

      You gotta fight! For your right! To party!

    3. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by MrMacman2u · · Score: 1

      I don't know about getting additional viable parties into the mix but I'd join the Beer and Cartoon Party!

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    4. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you must guarantee there are enough states to move to.
      Assume you support bill A, B, C, E and F but against bill D, G, H, J, M, etc.
      Maybe moving to Mars would be more realistic?

    5. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by johnny0099 · · Score: 1

      Immediate runoff elections might be a good start. But again, good luck seeing that in this country's lifetime.

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    6. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, just having three parties would change the political dynamic pretty dramatically. My Pol Sci professor described this as the Burger King Problem.

      Visualize a small town, with one main street. A McDonalds comes into town, and locates at one end of the town, let's call it the east end.

      Now let's say Burger King wants to come into the same town. Where is the most logical place for the BK to locate? Answer: right next to the McDonalds, on the side that is closer to the most people.

      In politics we see this in the clustering of positions. It makes sens for the Democrats to be just slightly more liberal than the Republicans, so that they can capture the votes of people that are somewhat liberal republicans. If they adopt a very liberal stance, then there is no way of knowing how people in the middle will vote.

      We see this in Hillary Clinton, who in other times might have been described as a moderate republican, by here views. This stance makes sense, so that she can capture the middle of the spectrum. We saw this in the last 7 years, as democrats scrambled to be almost as conservative as the republicans, because that is what made political sense.

      If you have a third player in the mix, let alone many players, that destablizes this balance. Then you'll start seeing a spectrum of views, rather than polarized (abortion) or highly similar (war on terrorism) positions. It's just game theory, which seems to be the meme of the day.

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    7. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Adding parties takes votes away from one or more of the existing parties. That means that fewer people are accurately represented. That was my point. Right now, ostensibly, 50% of the population is represented by the presidential candidate. If we add a third party, and we assume an relatively even split of votes from the other two (reasonable, in your scenario), then only 33% of the population will be represented by the elected president. Now that 33% will be better represented, but whether that's better or worse is subjective.

      More choices is often better when you're an individual, but it's not often better when you're making a group decision.

      Of course, all of this is a problem simply because the federal government (in general) and the executive branch (in specific) have become far more powerful over the years than was intended by the compromise created by the founding fathers.

    8. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      You're making a big mistake- you assume that current parties fit a substantial portion of the populace. This isn't true, most people follow less than half of a candidate's views, and pick the one who agrees with them on the more important issues. If you're a pro-gun, pro-gay marriage, anti-abortion, anti-war who do you choose now? Neither fits. Throw in 2 or 3 more parties, and you maay have found him a match. The current system not only doesn't fit the majority of people, it ensures that 40%+ gets the most pessimal match.

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    9. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by molo · · Score: 1

      What will multiple parties do? It just means that whichever candidate wins the election will be less likely to match my views, or any other single person's views. And since we have 2 parties, the likelihood of that party's leader matching your views is 50%, right? Thats the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You form you opinions based on which party you are in??

      Neither party matches my views now. They are both beholden to lobbyists and campaign contributers. Yes, we need more parties, and hopefully none of them gets a majority. George Washington had it right when he warned us of the dangers of political parties.

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    10. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Sancho · · Score: 1

      That would be a good point if we had a slightly different electoral system.

      Right now, a person can win the presidency without having a majority of electoral votes. If we had a large number of parties, this would almost certainly happen, and on a regular basis. Some of these winners might align with more people than winners in the current system. It's certainly possible. It's also quite possible that they'd align with far fewer people than in the current system.

      A system where candidates are ranked by the population would be slightly better from this perspective. You'd effectively be able to vote for a second choice, a third choice, etc. In theory, this would mean that political alignment would be maximized.

      However, I still think that the best solution is to distribute power amongst the states. Nothing in that solution precludes having a better federal election system, and it certainly means that each person gets more of a choice of how to live their lives than we do now.

    11. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need more parties. This huge nation is too diverse to fit into A or B, we need like 20 different parties! we HAVE lots of parties... it's just no one pays any attention to most of them.
    12. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Sancho · · Score: 1

      And since we have 2 parties, the likelihood of that party's leader matching your views is 50%, right? Thats the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You form you opinions based on which party you are in?? That's not what I said in the post to which you replied. Please don't put words in my mouth.

      Neither party matches my views now. They are both beholden to lobbyists and campaign contributers. Yes, we need more parties, and hopefully none of them gets a majority. George Washington had it right when he warned us of the dangers of political parties. None of the three candidates match my views either, but that's neither here nor there.

      Let's try a thought experiment. Say that there are three viable parties, parties A, B, and C. That they're viable implies that they've got enough differences to be reasonably distinguishable, and that they've all got a relatively decent chance of winning the election.

      Now because we're in a fairly limited party system, I vote for the candidate (A) whose views match the most of my own, in whatever priority I specify. The votes are split fairly evenly, but candidate A comes out on top. Yay! The person who most matched my views won! That's awesome, right?

      Well, for me. But for close to 66% of the rest of the nation, the candidate who most matched their views lost. I guess we need to add another party.

      A, B, C, and D come up for election. I vote for A again, but this time B wins (because A screwed up last time around and alienated a lot of people.) Ok, that's great for B's supporters, but if the split was fairly even (and the more viable candidates you have, the more likely that it will be fairly evenly split), then 75% of the population is stuck with the presidential candidate who didn't most closely match their views.

      Maybe it's ok. Maybe he matched their views second best for 50% of the population. That wouldn't be too bad. Or maybe he didn't. We're making a lot of assumptions and guesses here.

      None of that is really relevant to my point, though, which was that if we had 50 different places to live, and where the laws and execution of the laws was enforced based upon the voters of that state, we'd be better off as individuals. If I don't like how Maryland is running things, for example, I could move to New York. Right now, the differences between the states are minimal as the federal government's power has grown over the years. If the president had less power, there'd be less of a hubbub over whether or not he accurately represented me.

      And incidentally, I don't form opinions based upon the party I'm in. I choose the party which most agrees with my opinions, or I don't associate with either (when their values start to sway away from mine.) But realistically, when voting for president, you're still basically voting for which party will win, not for the individual.
    13. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      I think the entire point is that even if you vote for a candidate, odds are good that you're still not well represented dude.

    14. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Sancho · · Score: 1

      That's what I was trying to say. I don't know if the other people didn't understand that or actually disagreed. Thanks for putting it so succinctly, though.

    15. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by entropiccanuck · · Score: 1

      What will multiple parties do? It just means that whichever candidate wins the election will be less likely to match my views, or any other single person's views. Not mathematically possible in my case ...
    16. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by easyTree · · Score: 1

      In politics we see this in the clustering of positions. It makes sens for the Democrats to be just slightly more liberal than the Republicans, so that they can capture the votes of people that are somewhat liberal republicans.

      That's one of the many things that's wrong with politics today; no-one seems to have any beliefs any more; they just take polls and tell the people what they are believed to want to hear; utterly pointless, vacuous wastes of space.

      And then there's parties; also wrong wrong wrong; I want to travel from A to B; I use google maps to plan my route; then I divide up the set of directions into two groups, randomly; I choose one group of partial directions and try to navigate to my destination with them; after I fail I choose the other partial group and try again; I repeat until the end of time, stopping occasionally to whine that I never get to B.... doh!
    17. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by adona1 · · Score: 1

      Or disband all parties and have everyone represent the electorate they come from. Sure, it'd probably take years to get anything done, but at least there might be an end to the enforced left/right groupthink that seems to infect governments nowadays.
      Disclaimer - not an American, so have no idea if your political system has local electorates in Federal goverment.

      --
      Between the falling angel and the rising ape
    18. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      We see this in Hillary Clinton, who in other times might have been described as a moderate republican, by here views. This stance makes sense, so that she can capture the middle of the spectrum. We saw this in the last 7 years, as democrats scrambled to be almost as conservative as the republicans, because that is what made political sense.

      Except that she doesn't capture the middle spectrum because it seems everyone there with even the slightest conservative lean despises her. That myth needs to go away.

    19. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Her strategy may or may not be effective, but I don't think there can be any reasonable disagreement that this is how she's positioning herself.

      I question your assertion that anyone of a conservative bent hates her. I tend to that edge of the spectrum (middle/right), and I think she'd be a perfectly reasonable leader, infinitely preferable to the last offering of the deep conservative ranks.

      --
      I was taught to respect my elders. The trouble is, it's getting harder and harder to find some.
    20. Re:We need to demolish the two-party system by the+brown+guy · · Score: 1

      Having 20 different parties doesn't matter, because of 'wasted votes' people only vote for parties that have a shot at winning. when the liberal party here in BC won 57% of the vote, because of the first past the post system they got 97% of the seats. STV or MMP proportional representation will give smaller parties a voice, what we need is electoral reform, so I can continue to vote for the marijuana party, while giving the communists my support as well.

      --
      Orbis terrarum est non altus satis
  81. One Small Step by AnonymousRobin · · Score: 1

    We keep seeing the same thing over and over again. They pull something like this which would cause peasants and pitchforks if they did it with snail mail or monitored all internet usage, or put tracking devices on people physically. So instead, they target one part where MOST people think they won't be affected, and it's for the children and all. So nobody complains because if you do, you're clearly supporting pedophiles or something.

    One step forward for the Cardassian States of America. Next step: monitoring all searches 'for the children'. And then the internet. And then, you know, we might as well monitor the children themselves for the parents. And then we must monitor the parents, for the children. And why not snail mail too, since it's the same thing as the entire internet except slower, right? Heck, why not monitor everyone? It's for the good of the children. Handy we happen to get lots of power and money while we're at it, but that's just a side effect. We're really thinking of the children.

    I'm (maybe) obviously exaggerating (only) slightly and I don't think every one of these is some conspiracy to control, but seriously, we're slowly giving up our rights little by little for stupid things. The founders of the US country took on their entire country and empire because they felt their rights were being trampled. The same thing's happening again, but now we have TV to distract us and nobody does anything to stop stuff that doesn't seem to directly affect them. So we have stuff like DRM, Patriot Acts, etc, etc. They had serious balls two centuries ago. We, however, have apparently lost them and are losing everything else inch by inch.

    1. Re:One Small Step by Icarium · · Score: 1

      So if you advertised kiddy porn, and they ordered a copy, and you're stupid enough to snail-mail it to them - how are they violating your rights? (Other than your right to be both criminal and stupid).

      Since you obviously didn't read TFA, this is exactly what they are doing. Instead of ordering it, they're logging into the P2P/BitTirrent networks and selecting suspicious files to download (Oh noes! Someone is downloading a file I'm sharing! I feel violated!)

      I'm pretty sure if you snail mailed them a video of your dog raping your daughter they'd try and track you down too. And I wouldn't expect the peasants and pitchforks to be too friendly to your cause.

  82. I love this.. by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    "His plan involves utilizing new software to monitor peer-to-peer traffic on an ongoing basis."

    New software to the rescue!!

    With any luck it'll be as good as all the department level software theyve paid hory clap money for lately and eventually decided was worse than the 50's mainframe crap they went back to.

    Smack that easy button again.

  83. file names always mean what they say by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    biden's plan is idiotic. how many times have you downloaded an MP3 that contained a different file than the one you intended? or which was tagged with false or mis-spelled words? the only way to accurately filter content is to put people in charge of the project, which is something that only criminally oppressive societies like China can afford to engage in.

    for the record, most of the mp3's i download are of songs i already own on vinyl. so fuck the recording industry. i'm tired of paying taxes on cassettes and cd's for blank media -- tax money which goes to the RIAA -- when i'm using that media specifically to record my own music and videos of my own songs. to hell with those dinosaurs. may they rot in hell.

    --
    Remember kids, if you're not paying for the service, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT THAT IS BEING SOLD.
  84. Let's Monitor: by palewook · · Score: 1

    All web searches and all online purchases as well. After all states need their taxes and the fed needs to tuck you in at night. Or we could monitor all politicians receiving payoffs to propose stupid, costly, unnecessary legislation....

    1. Re:Let's Monitor: by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      I suggest we put a monitor at all *.senate.gov addresses, *.whitehouse.gov and *.nsa.gov
      Plus Joe Biden is a public figure, meaning his private life is open too!
      So, lets tack on his home telephone numbers, home internet connection, and his 3 cellphones (1 gov provided, 1 his own, and one belonging to spitzer-similar-mistress)
      And i say we make the records available 24x7

      Is any senator/congressman man enough to introduce such a resolution?
      If not, they are all pussies.

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  85. Naive by nodan · · Score: 1

    I wonder, if these people are only naive or just downright stupid. Monitoring files names will never solve problems like this, is easily circumvented and just a waste of money.

  86. Two Parties = No Voice by kcdoodle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You are preaching to the choir, man!
    When voting, I ALWAYS end up selecting the lesser of two evils.
    I would like to see more of a parliamentarian form of government in the U.S.
    Most of all, I would like to see the abolishment of "winner take all" rules for electoral votes that some states have.
    I could rant for days about different ideas and suggested changes, but this is the gist of it.

    --

    - I live the greatest adventure anyone could possibly desire. - Tosk the Hunted
    1. Re:Two Parties = No Voice by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      When voting, I ALWAYS end up selecting the lesser of two evils. Please stop voting for evil. We have enough already.
  87. ...what the fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why isn't this much effort being put into making sure our election process / voting is secure?

  88. FYI by Dancindan84 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a lie...

    --
    "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
  89. SO... why do you support Jesse Ventura? (or, RTFA) by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    Did you bother to read TFA?
    File sharing? DRM circumvention? hollywood/music industry??

    The only thing that the FA mentions is child pornography, molestation, rape, abuse, etc. Not once do they speak about any of the illegal things you've mentioned.

    I'll admit that I've a fear of a legitimate child-porn-tracking system being used to combat other activities, esp. for people in no way involved in such horrific fetishes, but that isn't the point of the system (as stated) that Biden wants.

    Further more, you mention why you don't like the two big parties, but in no way explain why you do support another candidate (who, afaik, isn't even running.)

    So then, Why is it that you do support Ventura?

  90. Federalism by bobbuck · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Wouldn't be easier to go back to limited government and federalism so that you don't have to weigh national security, education, transportation, health care, etc. when voting for a single office?

    What you want would just result in tyranny by the largest plurality.

    1. Re:Federalism by compro01 · · Score: 1

      What you want would just result in tyranny by the largest plurality. and how is that different from right now?
      --
      upon the advice of my lawyer, i have no sig at this time
    2. Re:Federalism by turing_m · · Score: 1

      Now we have tyranny by anyone who can afford to buy lobbyists, politicians and advertising campaigns.

      --
      If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
  91. Assholes - the whole lot of them by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    The entire senate should be ashamed of this waste of senate time.

    Until every citizen of the United States has the ability to get an education, a good paying job, live in a safe neighborhood, access to excellent healthcare, and a comfortable retirement none of these "distraction issues" should even be brought up in the senate.

    Fix the big problems first - effectively and permanently.

    Only then will our legislators have earned the ability to debate lesser issues.

    -ted

    1. Re:Assholes - the whole lot of them by adewolf · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed. What a bunch of fucktards, but what do we expect from morons.

      --
      "The Brady Bunch is back...working homicide"
  92. MacJay by MacJay · · Score: 1

    He's one of the guys that groused about FISA and that was for catching terrorists. But now he wants to track ALL files. Can you imagine..........he even ran for President.

  93. Great way to get viruses by jnadke · · Score: 1

    Then they download the files--frequently videos, sometimes as long as 20 to 30 minutes, with names like "children kiddy underage illegal.mpg" and much more obscene--to their own machines.


    Last time I did that all I got was a bunch of viruses.


    Zing! (No, I really don't download child porn)

  94. Ya know, it's funny... by NoOnesMessiah · · Score: 1

    Senator Biden doesn't LOOK like a retard, but then he opens his mouth....

  95. Filesharing DOES affect the economy... by cliffski · · Score: 1

    how can you possibly claim that file sharing doesn't come under the 'economy' tag?
    Billions of dollars are spent on digital products, and on products that are increasingly becoming digital ocer time. Eventually the majority of entertainment will be delivered over the web. want to take a guess how many hundreds of thousands of US workers are employed by those industries? and how many people are dependent on them in secondary industries?
    If you aren't going to ensure that the digital economy is working correctly (ie, people are paying the producers of content for making content they wish to consume) then you are effectively letting a massive 9and growing) chunk of the future US economy collapse.

    You can't say "ignore file sharing and worry about the economy". In the 21st century, the digital economy IS the economy. The sooner they find a way to prevent the basis of that economy collapsing the better.

    --
    DRM-free indie games for the PC and Mac: Positech Games
  96. Dude you HAVE to download JoeBiden_3287.jpg by Grendel_Prime · · Score: 1

    It's got a dirty old goat in it!!!

  97. Pfft. no biggy by IKILLEDTROTSKY · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they do implement this filter it still wouldn't know l337 speak. Which is fine since I've been naming all my files things like: T3h_Ul71m473_ch1ld3_pr0ns!!!!1.avi regardless of content for years anyway.

  98. Is child pornography a good thing? by danielrendall · · Score: 1

    When stories along these lines (politician identifies problem, proposes unworkable solution), the resulting comments invariably turn into a mixture of mockery and paranoia. This always leaves me wondering - is it just the proposed solution that is being objected to, or the identified problem?

    So, to the mockers and paranoics, I ask the following simple questions:

    Do you approve of child pornography? That is, do you consider having sexual relations with a child not old enough to give any kind of informed consent, and the distribution of images / videos of these acts a reasonable thing to do?

    If you feel that on the whole this is a bad thing, the followup question is fairly obvious - do you think anything should be done about it? If so, do you believe that Sen. Biden's desire to prevent the exchange of such material on P2P networks is reasonable in principle (even if it's infeasible in practice)? If not, why?

    For those who agree that this is indeed a problem, are there any constructive suggestions for tackling it? Or do we just give up, let child abusers swap pictures and videos with impunity and shrug our shoulders about the whole thing?

    1. Re:Is child pornography a good thing? by QCompson · · Score: 1

      Do you approve of child pornography? No.

      If so, do you believe that Sen. Biden's desire to prevent the exchange of such material on P2P networks is reasonable in principle (even if it's infeasible in practice)? If not, why? You answered your own question. If it is infeasible in practice, why would I support it? A lot of things are reasonable "in principle" but it's ridiculous to throw money at solutions which are entirely impractical. In principle it would be nice to end all domestic abuse, but that does not mean I am going to support putting police-monitored cameras in everyone's home.

      For those who agree that this is indeed a problem, are there any constructive suggestions for tackling it? Or do we just give up, let child abusers swap pictures and videos with impunity and shrug our shoulders about the whole thing? You're trying to play to emotions. We have to try something! You seem to be implying that if we don't support impractical, infeasible methods of enforcement such as Biden's suggestion, we are just shrugging our shoulders and giving up.

      There are many ways to stop the exchange of child pornography, as is evidenced by the increased numbers of arrests for such crimes in the past few years. Personally, I wish there was more of a focus on the actual perpetrators of sexual abuse, rather than on the people casually downloading it from kazaa.

      Screaming, "think of the children!" and supporting any bone-headed plan that a senator comes up with without considering other harmful ramifications does not help anyone.
    2. Re:Is child pornography a good thing? by danielrendall · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the response.

      I'm not asking whether Sen. Biden's proposed solution to the problem is reasonable, merely whether his desire for a solution is reasonable. This isn't a profound question, it's just that in the melee of mocking comments that these gaffes throw up, I sometimes have the impression that the commentators see nothing wrong with the behaviours that politicians are trying (albeit ineptly) to prevent.

      So I'm not suggesting that people should support impractical solutions for the sake of it, and I agree that this one seems particularly dozy. However, I would prefer it if there were constructive suggestions rather than a zillion 'it will never work - duh!' comments.

      For the record, I'd be interested to know how the incidence of child abuse (as a fraction of the population) has changed in the world over the last 20 years. It may be that on the whole, the proportion of children abused has remained fairly static. However, I'd be prepared to wager that there has been a statistically significant rise, and that this is attributable (at least in part) to the ease with which material may be shared on the internet. Just a hunch, but I wonder if there's been any research into this? It would have a bearing on the question of whether we need to target the distribution of material as well as individual abusers.

  99. Quick embed your kiddie porn somewhere else! by gelfling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Right Joe, all P2P traffic is used to propagate kiddie porn and allow those child raping Mooshlum terrorists to convert your virgin daughters to abortion-having car bombers.

    I'm really starting to hate this fucking country.

  100. I am so glad the Democrats are different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because I need someone to protect me from Bush and his cronies...

    oh wait, they aren't!

  101. This is disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contact this senator and let him know what you think:
    http://biden.senate.gov/services/contact/

    I already sent him my opinon: this is a blatant violation of our freedom and covering it with "it's for the children" is only gross negligence.

  102. Low Cost Method by Homer's+Donuts · · Score: 1

    He's up for re-election this fall.

  103. Bring it by BigJClark · · Score: 1



    Bring it bimbo, we'll just encrypt and tunnel our connections. SSH FTW.

    --

    Hi, I Boris. Hear fix bear, yes?
  104. I agree with this .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with this idiotic proposal because let them filter all this, lets all just stop downloading (stealing) their products. What will they do when NOBODY is stealing their products AND nobody is buying them? Call their bluff. Stop stealing and stop giving them money. Best way to defeat all this crap. Ignore it. TOTALLY.

    Create open source free alternatives. What happens then? What do they cry then?

    Call their bluff.

  105. I can see the headlines now by jrhawk42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just watch in a year or two the newspapers will be reading "Senator Joe Biden (D-Del) has been arrested for trafficking illegal files."

  106. Utter disingenuous bullshit by moxley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could this be anymore disingenuous? Could this be anymore bullshit?

    So is is about violence? Take a look at TV. I don't see him concerned about that.

    SO this is about porn? I think not as P2P is one of many ways to obtain porn and has nothing to do with the production of it.

    So this is really about lobbyists and big business buying support for an assinine policy that goes against the interests of the people this man is supposed to serve.

    Now let's look at the technical side. Doe he even know what he is talking about? Obviously not. MAC addresses and IP addresses can be spoofed; neither of them can definitively ID a person.

    Does he even understand general technology concepts? Obviously not, because if he did he would realize that the second one technological avenue is closed, the tech community will create a new one. Innovation cannot be stopped by repressive minded politicos who are in the pocket of consortiums.

    This is an important issue - one that could be used to basically take away the privacy you have on your computer and internet connection. When this government uses things like this they will take advantage of them to the hilt.

    1. Re:Utter disingenuous bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Could this be anymore bullshit?
      Might be, I don't know.
      But, buddy, it's about our kids, sure they worth it.

      BTW: I can't get what's the connection between Intelectual Property (IP) and McDonalds (MAC). Can you please explain?

  107. Biden and P2P, hmm... by SubOptimalUseCase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although his stated intention is to monitor the internet for exchange of child pornography, the same said software could also be used to monitor for illegal exchange of copyrighted material.

    Isn't he the very same Senator Biden censured back in 1988 for plagiarizing a paper during his law school years?

  108. P2P Users Propose to Monitor All Senators... by moxley · · Score: 3, Funny

    P2P Users Propose to Monitor All Senators for Illegal Activity:

    Including:

    Taking of bribes or payment for votes/policy quid pro quo.
    Hiring of prostitutes
    Possession of Child Pornography
    Violation of Campaign lows relating to finances
    Violation of Federal "do not call" registry
    etc, etc, ad infinitum.

  109. Coming Paroxysm by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    We're straddling one of those moments in history when technological advances are at odds with received social and political constructs. Information flow used to be controlled by a few with agendas. Now, due to technological advances, message control has largely gone out the window.

    Naturally those who have a vested interest in the status quo, like Joe Biden or the *AA's, either in terms of identity or raw economic reality, will fight the ensuing changes tooth-and-nail. The traditional media, which has for centuries grown accustomed to controlling the public discourse, have been complicit in the effort to shut down the reality of changes on the ground.

    It's no small source of consternation for those of us on the ground. But please take comfort in the knowledge and evidence that the tide of history and progress can't be ignored or reversed. The traditional powers-that-be know their time is drawing rapidly to a close and are fighting it, but even they, with all their accumulated power and influence, can't counter, in the end, the teenage girl downloading music files to her laptop.

    The struggles will intensify over the next five years, but the traditional power brokers will collapse as suddenly as their influence seemed eternal and ineluctable. Recall: the Warsaw Pact never seemed so indomitable as the eve before they completely collapsed and people streamed across the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

    So fix your courage and resolve. The powers-that-be are fighting as hard as they can now, which means that they're about done. In a couple years they'll be gone, and we'll all breath easier.

    --
    Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
  110. Politicians: by GeordieMac · · Score: 1

    Post your tech ideas on /. before you open your mouth in public.

  111. Re:Don't worry. I renamed one of yours for Sen. Bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anon for pedantry. The word for movies/music is 'ripped'. Cracks are for software.

  112. Fixed that for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real issue: Making the most lucrative business in the world -- the trillion-dollar business of government -- even more lucrative.

    Distraction issues: All the rest.

    Who says? About 200 years of steady expansion of government, both in revenue and power over the people. You simply cannot look at that and say "for the people" with a straight face.

  113. I propose by Kylere · · Score: 1

    24/7 Video Monitoring/Hair Drug Testing/Breathalyzer required before voting for all elected officials. It is clear that we need to watch them closely and since they are paid by our tax dollars, we should have more rights than employers do over us as individuals.

  114. And child porn hysteria goes on... by QCompson · · Score: 1
    An interesting quote from the article:

    But in 2008 alone, investigators using Fairplay have "seen" more than 1,400 IP addresses tied to swapping child pornography files on at least 100 different occasions, Waters said. He didn't say how he identified what he viewed as child pornography, which can include photographs of fully-clothed teenagers taken with their parents' consent. People need to be aware that the definition of child pornography has been steadily broadening since the material was originally declared illegal in the US in the early 1980s.

    It has gone from children engaged in sexual activities, to pictures which focus on the genitals of children, to fully clothed teenagers in "sexual poses". As the penalties for simple possession are made ever harsher, so too the definition of what qualifies as child pornography becomes more flexible. Current enforcement practices are not holding true to the original intention of the law.
    1. Re:And child porn hysteria goes on... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      That's one way to get the common man to give up many of his rights willingly, 'its for the children'.

      By the time he realizes it was a scam, its too late.

      --
      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  115. Typical Delaware Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They also have to answer to the state that elected them. In this case it is Delaware which is a notorious shelter for corporations. I'm not surprised that he is from Delaware and kissing coprorate ass.

  116. Cthulu - by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    Why vote for lesser evils?

    --
    Those who can, do. Those who can't, sue.
  117. Oh look by tsotha · · Score: 1

    Oh look, there it is:

    13 TV/Movies/Music $178,358

    What a surprise!

  118. Delaware: A Creditor's Haven by buravirgil · · Score: 1

    What else do i have to say?

    Wallace S.
    13 Ways of Seeing a Blackbird

    --
    Would were! Should is! Could be! And live a hundred times three.
  119. simply by looking at file names? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Idiot.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  120. Stoping dowloads dosen't stop the real crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the sake of argument lets say that the goal of this is actually to stop the distribution of child porn. Now wanting to view child porn is unbelievably sick and these people are in need of some serious help but that isn't the part of this crime we should be overly concerned about. What we need to be looking into is stopping the creation of this shit. The only way you could hope to save any children by stopping distribution is to close down all forms of distribution, I don' think this is possible. So shouldn't this money be better spent trying to stop the creation not the distribution.

  121. US Intelligence Surveillance Act? by wdenman · · Score: 1

    Did you want a warrant with that surveillance Senator?

  122. Leet Speak will Foil Sen Biden by DarthTeufel · · Score: 3, Funny

    C47CH ^^3 N0\/\/ j03 8id3n

  123. You can't stop the signal, Mal by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1
    ..or Joe, in this case. Yet another uninformed politician, sabre-rattling for the benefit of his Big Business campaign contributors. There is NEVER going to be ANYTHING they can do to stamp out so-called "illegal activities", not even if our country became a completely totalitarian dictatorship, where you have to have authorization papers to use the toilet. So they start monitoring every single packet for P2P traffic, looking for "illegal content"? They'll encrypt the traffic. Break the encryption? Stronger encryption, or change the protocol, or both. Logging IP addresses? People will use onion networks like TOR. Logging MAC addresses? People will rotate them. You couldn't even ban the general public's use of the internet and stop it, we'd just go back to using SneakerNet, or (more likely) some people would just start their own grass-roots effort to build private wireless networks.

    Memo to politicians: Give it up! You're wasting taxpayer money. Want to be smart about this? Find a way to tax it instead! Then everybody gets paid, and everybody gets what they want.

    Memo to Big Business: Stop your bellyaching and get into the 21st century already.

    ..oh, and while I'm at it,

    Memo to the inevitable, whiny, "I produce $CONTENT and everybody rips me off" guy: STFU, if your content was worth anything then you'd be getting paid for it, and I don't give a rats ASS about what you have to say on the subject.

  124. He's brain damaged. No, really! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's never been right in the head since about a year and a half before his brain surgery. Why do you think he keeps running for president?

    I am one of Joe's constituents, and someone who has met him many many times over the years. And I am NOT kidding about this.

    But we've had voting machines in Delaware for decades. Y'know what I'm sayin'? I think you do.

    PS: Recently his son Beau got elected Attorney General, and is now slated to be shipped to Iraq with his Guard unit. Gee, what a smart thing to do, elect somebody on active duty to a statewide office during an endless war!

  125. Disgusting by Icarium · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    Based on Waters' statements to the committee, the system appears to work like this: Investigators log onto peer-to-peer file-sharing networks as any other person would and search for files containing certain keywords that are likely to indicate child pornography is involved. Then they download the files--frequently videos, sometimes as long as 20 to 30 minutes, with names like "children kiddy underage illegal.mpg" and much more obscene--to their own machines. They're able to use the Fairplay software to obtain the IP address of the file's sender and, in some cases, display its geographic location in map form.


    It's fairly obvious that most of the poeple posting comments here didn't bother to RTFA, or read as far as "Senator" and "P2P" and just assumed the rest. Those that didn't, and still decided that this is a privacy issue (or decide to RickRoll any such system)need thier heads checked.

    This is not about monitoring P2P/Bittorrent traffic since all they're doing is logging on the same as any other user. This is not about going after people that download the material, but about going after the people that distribute it. If you "accidentally" download a video of a hillbilly and his 9 year old daughter and then decide to share it, you deserve no sympathy.

    This is not the Senator's brainchild - he didn't write the software system being used, so just because he doesn't understand the technobabble involved doesn't automatically mean the system must be junk (After all, tracking a file back to its source isn't that hard, even if verifying it may be).

    He also quite plainly states that:
    A) They're not going after P2P as a technology - bad car analogy and all (actually, for the many proponents of ISP's being "common carriers" it's a pretty good analogy).
    B) They are aware that the person they identify may not actually be the culprit (ie: spoofing, open wireless etc).

    I'm also not sure why slashdotville has also decided that anyone involved in distributing the material in question must by default be savvy enough to take the required measures to avoid being tracked. Yeah, and all drug dealers are criminal masterminds...

    Unlike RIAA cases, this is criminal. Which means a much greater burden of proof. Which means when the FBI rock up at your door with a warrant to search your PC you'd better be damned sure you haven't got anything incriminating to be found. "I wasn't sharing!" and "That's not my IP address!" isn't going to cut it as a defence when they find the stuff on your system.

  126. The dumbest bastard in Washington speaks again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear, I'm gonna' root Joe Biden's laptop, and run a script that appends the string "JoeBidenSucksDonkeyDicks" to every filename on his system, then launches Kazaa.

  127. He teaches constitutional law by jma05 · · Score: 1

    Now isn't that ironic. I generally love "fringe" presidential candidates since they tend to be more candid and spent time listening to what he had to say. He came off as a libertarian conservative. I am rather surprised now.

    1. Re:He teaches constitutional law by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      He came off as a libertarian conservative. I am rather surprised now.

      Then you weren't fucking paying attention. Biden has been a rabid liberal for as long as he's been in politics.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    2. Re:He teaches constitutional law by jma05 · · Score: 1

      Wow! You are right. He is VERY liberal. I guess, I fell for a few non-representative speeches. I am a foreigner and did not know about him before the primaries.

    3. Re:He teaches constitutional law by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I'm a second amendment supporter, I have been aware of Joe Biden's liberalism since I registered to vote when I was 18.

      On a side note, I salute you. In my response to you, I was being an ass and you responded with class. Thank you for elevating the discussion.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  128. Those in glass houses... by CBob · · Score: 1

    Time for someone to look at some of the things that "didn't happen" in Stone Harbor or Avalon?

    Not that such things would ever happen. Besides, all we gots t' do is reroute a few of da internet tubes an' nobody sees nutin'

  129. What's good for the goose... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    In light of the Senator's comments, I suggest that a file (with random or even blank content) should be widely circulated, with this filename:

    "Senator_Joe_Biden_rapes_little_girls.mov"

    Let's see how accurate he believes filenames are, after that makes #1 on the filesharing popularity charts.

    --
    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    1. Re:What's good for the goose... by Yoozer · · Score: 1

      Blank or random? No, no! This is a great opportunity for an epic Rickroll!

  130. democrats + republicans = 1984 by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    tags: democratswantpolicestatetoo or getridofrepublicanstosaveusfrom1984

    Obviously just getting rid of Bush is not going to save us. Both democrats and republicans want big intrusive governments. The only difference seems to be that the republicans are in favor of borrowing and inflation to feed their spending addiction while the democrats are quite content to use old fashioned taxes more (in addition to the other methods). Both parties want to be spending a lot more of our money with each passing year. Both parties are funded more than adequately by Big Business. Do the democrats still talk about class warfare while at the same time proposing raising taxes on the poorest segment of the population with regressive tax schemes? I don't see the point to listening to anything they have to say. It is all lies and they will do whatever they please once elected. Idealists, however naive, are not elected anymore. Only pragmatists whose only beliefs are in serving themselves and saying whatever they think will get them elected.

    --
    Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
  131. Lies and Glory by Miros · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What annoys me about this article is the glorification of the system that they have created. P2P networks use open protocols which are exceedingly well documented. Almost every bittorrent client that I've ever seen has a specific window with which to view the peers you are connected to. Literally, someone could copy and paste code from an OSS project, couple it with a dictionary of keywords, and then end up with this system. It's infuriating that someone could be taking so much credit for it. Finally, and most egregiously, they fail to point out that this entire system is ineffective in monitoring people with even the least bit of intelligence (you would imagine if you were transferring one of the only types of illegal content on the internet, that you would use an encrypted session), further indicating that this system is probably just a totally behind the scenes funded starting point for the enforcement of copyright through active federal monitoring of open P2P systems.

    1. Re:Lies and Glory by Miros · · Score: 1

      Actually, as I stop to think about it, it occurs to me that there are far larger problems here. Benjamin (as in Walter) makes clear in his critique of violence, law is used to replace violence by the state. That is, the state moves to obtaining a monopoly on the use of violence.

      Now that we're that far, let's think about how this applies to internet governance. Large scale DOS attacks have been sort of illegal since the 90s (if my memory/understanding serves me correctly). However, it begs the question, can the new Cyber Command legally execute DOS attacks against hosts, domestic or foreign, for purposes that serve to defend the people (state)? Further, CAN-SPAM makes it illegal to forge mail headers, but can the federal government legally forge mail headers in the execution of an investigation (such as sting operations)? How much authority have we already given to the government without our consent?

      Finally, if legislation passes that massively increases the scope of the government's monitoring abilities, then we are suggesting that the government has a right to monitor, and that we do not have a right to monitor (as invasion of privacy is a form of violence) potentially making the use of things like packet sniffers illegal under all but the most unusual of circumstances. Finally, we have to ask the question, if ISPs push back against government monitoring efforts, what recourse does the government then have? If the government needed to put a police station in a 'dangerous neighborhood,' could they use eminent domain to acquire property to do so? Could the government use eminent domain to... lets say... buy a peering facility to facilitate traffic monitoring?

  132. Intrusion is good, extrusion is bad, inclusion is by OldHawk777 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Intrusion is good, extrusion is bad, inclusion is ....

    Government Intrusion into personal life is good for plutocrats and dogmatist.
    Government extrusion up your ass is a fact of life in totalitarian countries.
    Government body inclusion in the public body is a poison to personal freedom.
    Public body exclusion from the Government body is totalitarian decapitation.

    Government, Corporatist, TeleClerics, Plutocrats want to get in your pants, under your skin, break your bones, suck your marrow, eat your heart, rot you brains, and finally fuck the dead fetid corpses of the public.

    Corporatist/oligarchy government is big business with public resources to exploit, squander, and destroy. Like rich kids with toy soldiers ... it is all for their grand, bland, and fleeting glory.

    Depression when it hits is bad for US never them. Toy-soldiers, Suzie-homemaker ... are just things to play with in a clueless life that has no sense of reality.
    Intrusive constant warrantless P2P searches and virtual home invasions for US, does not mean politicians, judges ... (so they think) or CEO/CFO plutocrats and law breaking holy dogmatist.

    Have you ever noticed how detached Cheney/Bush or Kennedy/Johnson/Nixon look/act when answering questions about our dead and wounded Warriors? To fools such as they and other PTB members we are just toy-Soldiers for play and fun. Look at the education system, health care, economic, telecommunications ... decline for the last 40+ years. Politicians accept corporatists and plutocrats funds and play the almost have some (wealth) folks against the have nothing (need help) folks ... always to the benefit of the PTB members. Fewer more wealth individuals every year and corporate/government and religion (catholic/mormon child molesting) accountability is close to nonexistent for US.

    Anyway, ... get use to it ... more to come ... just before ... more to cum in your ears.

    This (P2P intrusion) is not any more obscene, troll ... than what has been happening to US for decades.

    --
    Unaccountable leaders are masters, and unrepresented people are slaves. How do US and EU fare?
  133. Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We really need some Bittorrent devs to step up and make heavy encryption (AES anyone?) an option, and for all traffic generated, not just peer traffic.

  134. Again with these politicians that know nothing by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    OMG, another example of a politician who wants to use this story to help push his popularity, but has no clue what he is asking of his community, just do this and it will work...

    Dude, don't you think if it was that easy, it wouldn't have already been done by now?

  135. Filenames!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had C&D letters for distributing files which apparently had the same name as Symantec's firewall or something... but had the same checksum as Openoffice.org... as I was sharing a file full of OSS windows binaries to boost my emule score.

    Someone had listed OO.o as Symantec-firewall-whatever.exe, they searched for there products (obviously only checked the filenames), and then sent nasty letters to everyone who could provide that file... I could have gotten pissy, but I decided I didn't want to loose my liberty as well as my good name in my ISPs eyes on the same day.

  136. I remember hearing about this by n3tcat · · Score: 1

    I was a bit young at the time, but I seem to remember reading that they tried this in the 80's too. That was the birth of the word "pr0n".

  137. I'll have to remember by Draped+Crusader · · Score: 0

    to name my album "Violent scenes of rape and molestation"

  138. RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is so obviously RIAA. The anti porn aspect of it is front and the ultimate goal is to prevent anything copyrighted being shared; to fine the parents of misbehaving children - no matter how much profit the entertainment industry makes.

  139. Wow, don't speed read that summery by gravis777 · · Score: 1

    I missed the middle part about there was a hearing, so my first impression was, "How does he know its easy to find this stuff just by looking at the file names?"

  140. I've thought about that... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    What will multiple parties do? It just means that whichever candidate wins the election will be less likely to match my views, or any other single person's views.

    What we need is for the federal government to back off and give back some of the power that they've taken from the states. That way, we can move to the state which fits us best politically, and everyone's happy. It would work only if federal taxes were flat (for lack of a better term). No more should New York, Connecticut, California, Michigan and New Jersey have their monies redistributed to New Mexico, Arizona, Louisiana, Missouri, etc... This is important, as I for one don't like giving welfare to people who say welfare is bad (as an example)

    It's a tough choice. The Fed makes the nation act as one, giving us much power and leverage. Reducing Fed power might result in non-productive squabbling amongst the states.

    More parties would make it harder for Federal power grabs like PATRIOT and Warantless Wiretapping to occur.

    --
    Blar.
    1. Re:I've thought about that... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      It would work only if federal taxes were flat (for lack of a better term). No more should New York, Connecticut, California, Michigan and New Jersey have their monies redistributed to New Mexico, Arizona, Louisiana, Missouri, etc... This is important, as I for one don't like giving welfare to people who say welfare is bad (as an example) Well, federal taxes should really only go to things that affect the nation as a whole. Welfare should be relegated to the states (which, I suppose, would not be great for the lower-population states, though treaties amongst the states could be made.) Federal monies would be useful for DARPA (from which a lot of great innovation has come, and which has improved the quality of life over the years), the military, etc.

      It's a tough choice. The Fed makes the nation act as one, giving us much power and leverage. Reducing Fed power might result in non-productive squabbling amongst the states. In the new global world, it's certainly a scary step. The EU seems to be doing pretty well, though, and it's a fairly comparable example. I guess we'll see what the future holds for them.
  141. HAHAHAHAHA by PurpleZebra · · Score: 1

    This will surely not end in total failure. 1 Billion dollars for something that has failed before it began? I love the US govt.

  142. MO-RON by unity100 · · Score: 1

    ill rename a recorded video of you, sen. biden, making a speech to senate, and then rename it 'fookey child porn senator fucking underage teens' and release it to wild. then let me tell how this 'monitoring filename' is going to work.

    if you are THAT ignorant in regard to technology, senator, SHUT THE F@CK UP, rather than making a total fool of yourself.

  143. I'm not an expert on pedophiles... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

    But I thought that pedophiles used tor or freenet or wi-fi slurping?

    So, what, the goal is to catch pedophiles that aren't tech-savy?

    --
    The plural form of "anecdote" is "anecdotes", not "evidence".
  144. Re:SO... why do you support Jesse Ventura? (or, RT by Stanislav_J · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did you bother to read TFA? File sharing? DRM circumvention? hollywood/music industry??

    The only thing that the FA mentions is child pornography, molestation, rape, abuse, etc. Not once do they speak about any of the illegal things you've mentioned.

    I'll admit that I've a fear of a legitimate child-porn-tracking system being used to combat other activities, esp. for people in no way involved in such horrific fetishes, but that isn't the point of the system (as stated) that Biden wants.

    Whenever law enforcement at any level says of a tactic or system or program, "Don't worry -- we're only going to use it to go after [insert category of criminals here]," always assume an unspoken "NOT" between "we're" and "only." Hello??? Patriot Act, anyone? Warrantless wiretaps? National Security Letters?

    --
    "Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket." -- Eric Hoffer
  145. less like surveilance, more like a make-work by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I think you hit the nail right on the head.

    It's not about actually catching pedophiles, that's more like a side benefit if it actually happens.

    This is about keeping the flow of federal money flowing. Reminds me of how I read somewhere that there's at least one component of the B-2 bomber built in every single state in the US. That way, who wants to cancel it?

    Alexis de Toqueville said something about how the US republic will survive as long as congress doesn't figure out they can bribe the people with their own money.

    --
    The plural form of "anecdote" is "anecdotes", not "evidence".
  146. Hurt Him Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys should know that biden4congress.com and bidenforcongres.com are not registered domains. Redirect to one of the *chans or to 2girls1cup, or to Rickroll. Don't forget to googlebomb his domain to show up for kiddie porn and the like.

  147. What this is really about... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

    It's not about violence, or porn, or catching pedophiles. If it accomplishes anything on those fronts, that's a side-bonus.

    Reminds me of how for the B-2 bomber, at least one component is manufactured in every single state. Who wants to run for re-election saying they closed a plant and cost X number of jobs?

    Alexis de Tocquville said something about how the US will remain a republic, at least until congress figures out that they can bribe the people with their own money.

    --
    The plural form of "anecdote" is "anecdotes", not "evidence".
    1. Re:What this is really about... by moxley · · Score: 1

      Nice quote.

      I grew up about 500 yards from Plant 42 near Edwards AFB in an extremely heavy aerospace sector, so I totally know that game with the B2. Pretty brilliant politics actually...

    2. Re:What this is really about... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      I figured out where that statistic about the B-2 came from, it's from the documentary "Why We Fight", came out a couple years back (post invasion of Iraq, anyway...), talks about how, "when war is this profitable, you'll get more war".

      That and the fact that most leaders in power since the 90's have been born after WWII. Those who lived thru it, even as a child, remember just how bad war can get. People like Bush and Cheney, however, don't have first-hand memories of the firestorm at Dresden, for example. (not that this is specific to the current admin., or to the GOP or anything)

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      The plural form of "anecdote" is "anecdotes", not "evidence".
    3. Re:What this is really about... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      I have a beef with your sig. Anecdotes ARE evidence. They are simply not PROOF.

  148. Innocent Criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I boot up eMule, type something like 'sex' as a search. I don't even look at the results, I just select them all in a block, and download. I minimize it, and I come back hours later and sort through the mess. And sometimes, it IS a mess. I've seen pedophilia, rape, heck, I saw a video that disturbed me pretty badly watching a woman get shot in the head. It sure LOOKED real, but who knows.

    But now... I'm a criminal. I obtained, shared, and had child porn on my computer. It's pretty scary. And I delete this stuff that disturbs me, but now I'm not only a criminal, I'm attempting to hide the evidence?!?!

    Why can't the FBI and friends track down the actual people harming other people. Like they did with the guy who photoshopped his face in a swirl. Look at some of these disturbng videos, occasionally you can see the guy's freaking face. Why isn't he in jail? Or maybe he is, just the porn is left over on the internet. But who cares? Why is this a huge problem? Why am I a criminal depending on the order of 1's and 0's that go over my connection, or that sit on my harddrive.

    10101011111101010101011110101110101101010101011101010101 is illegal. Putting the numbers in that particular order is criminal. what the fuck?

  149. I use it ... by NoSalt · · Score: 0

    I use RHEL 4 on my desktop and it works just fine.

    1. Re:I use it ... by RPoet · · Score: 1

      And RHEL 5 works even better :-)

      --
      "Oppression and harassment is a small price to pay to live in the land of the free." -- Montgomery Burns.
  150. we need a new generation by nguy · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I think Biden may mean well, and politically, he isn't all that bad, but this kind of incompetence simply shouldn't be allowed in a decision maker. People like him should be retired at the next election.

  151. Size matters by Randym · · Score: 1
    If you have a third player in the mix, let alone many players, that destablizes this balance.

    Except that it only works if the third party is approximately the same size as the other two parties.

    Right now there are *at least* four viable parties in America: the Dems, Reps, Libertarians and Greens. So far there has been *no* appreciable change in the political system. Your theory falls on the facts.

    This is the same reason that IRV doesn't really work: The parties have to all be near to the same size for people to conceive that their candidate (if he/she is from a smaller party) has a chance, and thus is worth voting for.

    --
    DNA is a Turing machine. You, however, being dynamic and emergent, are not.
  152. Ignorance really must be bliss ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.) said he was under the impression it's "pretty easy to pick out the person engaged in either transmitting or downloading violent scenes of rape, molestation" simply by looking at file names.

    It really is heartening to know that our lawmakers invest considerable time and effort understanding the complex technical issues put before them.

    What an ignorant ass. Actually, Biden is no Ted Stevens ... he's not so much ignorant as he is dissembling. Frankly I'm not sure which is worse.

    --
    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  153. It's the Money, Stupid. by edibobb · · Score: 1

    Music, Movie, and TV companies paid Joseph Biden $178,358 (plus $193,310 from lobbyists) 2003-2008. But that is just a coincidence.

    1. Re:It's the Money, Stupid. by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      That's precisely what it is; we see politicians from both parties being bought and sold every day, and we all act so surprised when they agree with the lobbyists who are employing... oops, I mean "funding" them.

      Cheney was paid million by the oil companies, but nooooo, he can't possibly be in their pocket. How can people be so naive?

  154. Ban children from the internet. by elucido · · Score: 1


    The solution to the child porn problem is to make it illegal to upload any picture of video of anyone under 18 to the internet.

    This means making all sites such as MySpace and Youtube 18 and above, and arrest anyone who posts or uploads any picture of a teenager or child anywhere on the internet for any reason.

    The banning of children from the internet makes more sense than having illegal filenames and unlawful poses. ""The sexy teenager is sort of a mainstream trope. It's very different from babies being molested, and child pornography law doesn't make a distinction."
    Define illegal pose

    In a 1986 case called U.S. v. Dost, a federal judge suggested a six-step method to evaluate the legality of images. Here's an excerpt from the opinion:

    1. Whether the focal point of the visual depiction is on the child's genitalia or pubic area.
    2. Whether the setting of the visual depiction is sexually suggestive.
    3. Whether the child is depicted in an unnatural pose, or in inappropriate attire, considering the age of the child.
    4. Whether the child is fully or partially clothed, or nude.
    5. Whether the visual depiction suggests sexual coyness or a willingness to engage in sexual activity.
    6. Whether the visual depiction is intended or designed to elicit a sexual response in the viewer.

    That's no exaggeration: The same section of federal law punishes a pedophile who makes a video recording of a baby being molested, as well as someone who possesses an image of a 17-year-old striking an unlawfully racy pose. "

    Rather than have subjective laws which apply to certain pictures defined by the DOJ to be childporn. Let's assume any picture of any child is child porn and ban the posting of any of these pictures anywhere.

    I know if I had a site or ran a server and any member of my site were to post anything which can be subjectively interpreted as child porn (any picture of a child fits this definition), I'd ban them from my site. I think this is what website owners will have to do to avoid legal liabilities.

    Also, every site and chatroom should ban all individuals under 18 who enter. Anyone entering a chatroom who is under 18 should be in a legally defined chatroom designed for under 18s. There should be no sites which mix adults with the under 18 community. That should be illegal as well.

    Just my opinions, but doing it this way makes more sense to me than what they are currently doing.

  155. One solution is to ban children from the internet. by elucido · · Score: 1

    But I thought that pedophiles used tor or freenet or wi-fi slurping?

    So, what, the goal is to catch pedophiles that aren't tech-savy? Now, I'm not saying children shouldn't be able to access certain sites designed for them, but if we really want to protect our kids from the internet, rather than letting kids have full access to the internet and dealing with all the legal consequences of this, it's easier to just segregate the internet, ban children from accessing sites like Slashdot for example.

    If you allow children and adults to mix in chatrooms, it's just asking for problems. All chatrooms should be legally rated between R and PG13, or whatever rating system. Adults should be legally allowed to enter all chatrooms but teenagers should be banned from entering chatrooms which are adult oriented.

    Often there are situations where teenagers deliberately go into obvious adult chatrooms LOOKING for trouble, and the only way to solve this is to keep these teenagers from having access to adults, and adult sites.

    The website owners should shift the liability to the parents by putting a legal disclaimer on their site explaining that their site is an adult only site.

    On this adult only site, all pictures of teenagers, or children of any form should be banned to protect the site owners from the subjectivity of the DOJ's definition of child pornography. All who are under 18 should be banned from posting or chatting on any site which also has adults posting or chatting on it. That should be a law.

    And all internet communication between an adult and an under 18 should be reported to the under 18 individuals parents by the ISP by law. When you segregate the internet, a lot of problems will be solved and you'll free up the courts to go after the child pornographers and molestors.

    I'd rather we segregate the internet and save the internet, rather than allow an unsegregated internet to be completely regulated by the government and thus destroyed in the process.
  156. America is not a democracy, it never has been by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

    It's a democratic republic. We vote for some laws sometimes. We vote for representatives sometimes.

    I don't know why we lack more than two real political parties, it has always been a mystery to me how we're the only "free" modern nation with only two political parties.

    1. Re:America is not a democracy, it never has been by somersault · · Score: 1

      The UK is similar, the only 2 parties with any real chance of getting into government are Labour or the Conservatives ("Tories" for short). There are the Liberal Democrats and such but they're known for always sitting on the fence on every issue, and therefor would be pretty useless if the ever got into power :P Scotland has its own government now too, even though they must be subordinate to the main government (which is currently headed by a Scot anyway!), which technically must be subordinate to the Queen I suppose. Pretty strange setup if you ask me, I don't think the Queen does much apart from go on holiday .. err.. I mean.. ambassadorial errands.

      --
      which is totally what she said
  157. monitor the internet eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a retarded idea to me unless the USA plans to shell out millions to each isp to constantly fight the 10000x ways that you can hide your net traffic. GG tor project...
    Congrats on a 2 party system....

  158. Nice troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TSIA

  159. Joe Biden's been an asshole for a long time. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When he was fucking with pro-life protesters, how many of you didn't care because you weren't pro-life?
    When he was fucking with gun owners, how many of you didn't care because you didn't own guns?
    Now that he's fucking with P2P, we have to do something about it?

    LK

    --
    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  160. who is really getting hurt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I certainly understand your anger toward the Republicans and the Democrats... I am a songwriter
    by trade, or at least I was until illegal file sharing cost me my job, and I have fought for ten years to get the government to protect my property
    on the internet (my songs) and they wouldn't lift a finger.. However, the few times I have actually managed to write a hit song they taxed me into the poorhouse and took away any chance I had to actually save anything for retirement. Plus, I have no health insurance and no pension because I am classed as self-employed even though I have always worked for a music publisher (who took half of my earnings in return for paltry advances) Plus the government, thru the use of compulsory music licensing, sets the rate that I can earn on record sales so low that I only make about 16 thousand dollars per one million sales!! SO I am living under State socialism... And then every day I read posts like yours from people who think that illegal file sharing is striking a blow against 'the man'... Ha! You have no idea who you are actually hurting.... and that is just sad, because
    you are being manipulated by giant corporations like Google who are making billions off the work of creators and not paying them a cent. But the next time you complain about how bad the music sucks nowadays, just stop and think about all the great songwriters that were run out of the profession by illegal file sharing. Of course, you are right that the music industry is full of weasels and snakes... but those aren't the guys getting hurt. They are already wealthy. It is the poor songwriters that have taken the real hit.

    You aren't fucking them, you are fucking yourself, out of a lot of great music. It is a Karmic thing. When you try to hurt others in anger, the suffering always comes back to you somehow.

  161. Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you would apply US law, and your arbitrary age limits, to the whole world? At the expense of freedom? Sheer idiocy. Please mode this troll down.

  162. Laws of the IT Universe by sonsonifty · · Score: 1

    Law #1: When people want IT work done by someone else, it is always incredibly easy to do and just takes x amount of money. Law #2: Those same people can not update their own AV software even after you give them a how-to document with screenshots.

  163. Awesome! by Antifuse · · Score: 1

    I predict a marked increase in transfers of cute_kitten_video.avi across the P2P networks.

  164. Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura? HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you format your disks, this also creates a unique number that can be used to specifically ID a computer as well.