All the Microsoft tech support engineers who call me on the phone have an Indian accent. And they assure me they can fix my viruses easily.
But they all get mad after I admit (after 20 minutes of stringing them along) that I run Linux instead. Indian engineers have no sense of humor, I guess.
I'll third this. I'm a retired vacuum tube engineer. Tried SuSE, Puppy, Manjaro, Mint, Ubuntu Unity,... few others I forgot... Ubuntu MATE is a different animal. Highly adaptable to the noob.
Years ago I put Zorin on my dad's PC; he's 95. Other free-support clients get Kubuntu if their machines support it, Lubuntu (32 bit, maybe) for their antiques. You just have to restore the icon clutter, the wallpaper, and the solitaire game and they're happy as clams and don't bother you.
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You forgot alcohol.
And when do the fire sales begin?
Next: Phlogiston and magnetic monopole phenomena discovered!
.... but I run Linux.
All the Microsoft tech support engineers who call me on the phone have an Indian accent. And they assure me they can fix my viruses easily.
But they all get mad after I admit (after 20 minutes of stringing them along) that I run Linux instead. Indian engineers have no sense of humor, I guess.
They spoof phone numbers, so that doesn't work.
It's time you tried Linux, then.
Breast fed babies are born smaller??
Lots of new YouTube videos PROVING 1000% that the earth is Flat!!!!!
Oh wait, they make new ones every day, with the same old shit.
Aardvark is the only one I know of.
If they can make the conduit out of recycled, polymerized, male cattle manure, then the Democrats can supply that in great quantities.
I presume this will be part of Our President's promised initiative to renew our infrastructure?
Shit, we already went to war over Iraqi oil.
I'll third this. I'm a retired vacuum tube engineer. Tried SuSE, Puppy, Manjaro, Mint, Ubuntu Unity, ... few others I forgot ... Ubuntu MATE is a different animal. Highly adaptable to the noob.
Years ago I put Zorin on my dad's PC; he's 95. Other free-support clients get Kubuntu if their machines support it, Lubuntu (32 bit, maybe) for their antiques. You just have to restore the icon clutter, the wallpaper, and the solitaire game and they're happy as clams and don't bother you.
How much do YOU voluntarily pay?
Well, there would be no end to paint it on anyhow.
And a big thank you from the Linux community!
I saw it on a plane. I just can't imagine it was passed over at the Razzies.
And you can sell the excess hydropower to New York. Thanks!
I went on Google's Youtube for facts, and discovered that the world is flat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Actually, not funny either.
No, it's an Imperial Dustbin.
Takes 10 seconds to replace the battery on my Blu. Tools required: 1 fingernail.
All you need are enough people to think "I'll vote for this crazy person as a protest, she'll never get in." And look what happened last November.