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'The Matrix' Reboot: It's Finally Happened. Hollywood Has Run Out of All the Ideas (qz.com)

An anonymous reader shares a Quartz report: In our hearts, we all knew this day would come. Warner Bros. is planning a reboot of The Matrix just 18 years after the iconic sci-fi action film dazzled audiences around the world, according to the Hollywood Reporter. The Matrix films were lauded for their creativity, special effects, and distinct cyberpunk and manga influences. In total, the trilogy grossed over $1.6 billion worldwide. The Matrix will join other famous film properties -- Star Wars, Godzilla, Planet of the Apes, and Terminator among them -- receiving a recent franchise reboot or "reimagining." Others include RoboCop, Star Trek, Ghostbusters, and Jurassic Park. Meanwhile, reboots of Indiana Jones, Predator, Jumanji, and every superhero movie that's ever existed, are scheduled to hit theaters soon. And TV, for its part, is a dystopian wasteland of bland prequels to famous action movies. Hollywood relying on tentpole franchises, instead of taking risks on original ideas, is not new or surprising. But many believed that certain properties like The Matrix were off limits -- at least so soon after originally being made. It's clear now, though, that the major film studios can't afford to wait. They have no other ideas. This puts the studios in a precarious situation, because the once tried-and-true strategy of inundating cinemas with popular franchise extensions no longer looks as foolproof as it used to.

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  1. Leave the original by jgaynor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    remake 2 & 3. They were garbage.

    1. Re:Leave the original by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 5, Funny

      What is this 2 & 3? They never made any sequels...

    2. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Animatrix was interesting.

      If the Matrix just happens over and over again, isn't it basically okay for them to move to a different section of the timeline, roll the dice, and play again with totally different characters / monsters?

      If the new movie features Neo, though, forget it.

    3. Re:Leave the original by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are a large number of books that they can use as a base for movies.

      The reason is not that they are out of ideas, the reason is that they are lazy and just re-use what did work one more time.

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    4. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I remember coming out of the theater after seeing #2 (The Matrix: Reloaded) and thinking, "Huh, not fully what I was hoping for, but that ending could herald interesting things. If Neo can affect reality after waking up then they must be in a layered Matrix. The idea of layered realities and never knowing which one is finally real could be a cool way to wrap up the series." Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine they'd take the route of Neo being future-Jesus who has completely unexplainable powers in the real world, and we're going to abandon any aspirations of science fiction and go headlong into pure fantasy.

      It's hard to imagine how they could screw the story up even worse. Then again, as Douglas Adams said, "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

    5. Re:Leave the original by Frederic54 · · Score: 5, Funny

      There was a 2 and 3? Non sense. Why not sequels of Starship Troopers while you are at it!

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    6. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Too bad George Lucas never made Star Wars 1, 2 and 3. I still never understood why Spielberg only made two Indiana Jones movies, Ark and Crusade. I also expected to see a third Die Hard, but that never happened.

    7. Re:Leave the original by Orgasmatron · · Score: 2

      I came here to say that. Two and three were like a college student had vomited their one course on philosophy back out in script form.

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    8. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're scared to make anything that will flop because it will put them out of business

    9. Re:Leave the original by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

      remake 2 & 3. They were garbage.

      I think you mean parts 2 and 3. And, yes, you are right; they were pure garbage. I, for one, do not expect any better from any reboots.

    10. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "God always makes a better idiot" was the one my cs college professors always used

    11. Re:Leave the original by drnb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There was a 2 and 3? Non sense. Why not sequels of Starship Troopers while you are at it!

      If ever there was a movie needing re-imaging ... Starship Troopers. I take that back, moving closer to the book (power suits) is not quite re-imagining is it?

    12. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      temple of doom was good too..

    13. Re:Leave the original by drnb · · Score: 2

      Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine they'd take the route of Neo being future-Jesus who has completely unexplainable powers in the real world, and we're going to abandon any aspirations of science fiction and go headlong into pure fantasy.

      Any sufficiently advanced science/technology is indistinguishable from magic. ;-)

    14. Re:Leave the original by ravenshrike · · Score: 2

      Not merely power suits. Power suits that launch out miniature nuclear weapons like grandma handing out cookies at Christmas.

    15. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They did make a Star Wars 3. It hit the theatres just before Christmas last year. Rogue something.

    16. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As was With a Vengence. It might not have been exactly like Die Hard and Die Hard 2, but it was still a great movie.

    17. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digitally alter the actor performances that refer to humans as batteries, so that they refer to humans as CPUs. Re-release. Publicly disavow 2 & 3. Everybody wins.

    18. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      I'll happily sell them my franchise. It has to be original, almost nobody has heard of it. ;)

    19. Re:Leave the original by drnb · · Score: 2

      "God always makes a better idiot" was the one my cs college professors always used

      The "idiot" is just an instance of using a Monte Carlo method search of solution space. :-)

    20. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fear I may inadvertently be giving something away, but you might like The Thirteenth Floor, if you've not already seen it.

    21. Re:Leave the original by Highdude702 · · Score: 2

      my thought was, They're going to ruin it worse than The Matrix: Reloaded and the stupid little mini cartoon movie they did. I doubt it would be worth the $15 to see it.. And I still don't understand why they're mad at me for "stealing" movies when most are absolute shit anyways. Honestly I dont even watch TV anymore because its just turned to shit. Best thing on TV is reruns of Southpark and the occasional new one they air.

    22. Re:Leave the original by Topmounter · · Score: 1

      -Exactly- No harm (other than financial) can come from remaking 2 & 3.

    23. Re:Leave the original by DrStrangluv · · Score: 2

      It's amazing in that comic how he's able to so clearly show a stick figure with no features has turned his head around.

    24. Re:Leave the original by Topmounter · · Score: 1

      They're just looking for something cheaper than licensing comic book properties.

    25. Re:Leave the original by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      Throw Battlefield Earth in there and you might have something.

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    26. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not merely power suits. Power suits that launch out miniature nuclear weapons like grandma handing out cookies at Christmas.

      The battle scenes should be something like the big fight at the climax of Iron Man 3 when all the spare suits arrive.

    27. Re:Leave the original by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      remake 2 & 3. They were garbage.

      Eh, I'll give you 2, but 3 wasn't bad for a Matrix movie. When they made the Matrix, the Wachowski brothers (at the time) admitted they just wanted to make movies that looked great and push the limits of cinematography. Matrix did that but really had a plot that trucks could be driven through and mediocre acting. 3 had some good points with the twins jumping the ceiling while shooting guns and the entire Neo/Smith fight scene which I figured would form the technical basis of future of superhero movies. 2 however, just fell flat on pushing the limits of cinematography and had sloppy plot and acting. Look at the big fight scene on top of the moving semi. That would have been a great thing to do with a long spiraling shot as the truck went down the road, or some other long shot so you had to sit there and wonder "did they really film that in one take on top of a moving truck?" Give me a really awesome fight scenes and everything would have been forgiven like in the first movie. Instead it was a lot of close ups with lots of convenient cuts and looked like any other movie.

    28. Re:Leave the original by Quirkz · · Score: 2

      Instead of a reboot, I'd like to see John Steakley's 'Armor', which basically borrows the premise of Starship Troopers the book (a bug war on an alien planet) but is primarily action focused. When I saw the first preview for the ST movie, I actually thought it *was* Armor before they showed the title. Also, it's just a really good book.

    29. Re:Leave the original by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      I thought so too at the time, but recently I watched all three and thought and 2 and 3 were excellent -- really enjoyed the story and the metaphors.

    30. Re:Leave the original by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      2 was okay. The ending of 2 makes it completely obvious that the "real world" is yet another Matrix that Neo can control, and earlier parts of 2 hinted at this, but the third movie never explores that storyline. It would have been far more interesting to discover that all the humans were dead, and that the AIs were trying to recreate humans by tricking "baby AIs" into thinking they're human, and waking them from various stages of reality into freshly created fleshy bodies.

    31. Re:Leave the original by drnb · · Score: 1

      Instead of a reboot, I'd like to see John Steakley's 'Armor', which basically borrows the premise of Starship Troopers the book (a bug war on an alien planet) but is primarily action focused. When I saw the first preview for the ST movie, I actually thought it *was* Armor before they showed the title. Also, it's just a really good book.

      Lets complete the "trilogy" and get a Forever War as well.

      And then for the hell of it make an Old Man's War.

    32. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry some idiot modded you to -1.

      I would honestly love to see Disney show some real balls with the Star Wars franchise and do the following:

      • Declare that the Lucas prequels are no longer canon.
      • Rewrite a new prequel trilogy from the ground up. Start only with what is known from existing movies (episodes 4+, Rogue One):
        • Anakin Skywalker is Luke's (and Leia's) father
        • Anakin was trained, somewhat unsuccessfully by Obi-wan
        • Anakin is seduced to the dark side by Palpatine and becomes Darth Vader
        • Something called the clone wars happened
        • Is there anything else?

      From that, write a new story, with believable characters, to show the downfall of Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader. I mean, as emo as Kylo Ren is, the conflict within him is totally believable. He's an interesting character. This is what Anakin should have been in the prequels. Not "Yippee!" and "I hate sand."

    33. Re:Leave the original by suutar · · Score: 1

      That's an interpretation I hadn't thought of. I just figured he had enough metal in him to be a decent antenna, and a good enough handle on their communication protocols to hack in and break something. I should rewatch and see if I can find any of those earlier hints you alluded to.

    34. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no, the Matrix only had a part 2. It was one of those creative titling things like how Star Wars began with "Episode IV".

    35. Re:Leave the original by slew · · Score: 1

      There was a 2 and 3? Non sense. Why not sequels of Starship Troopers while you are at it!

      If ever there was a movie needing re-imaging ... Starship Troopers. I take that back, moving closer to the book (power suits) is not quite re-imagining is it?

      I assume you mean this reboot of Starship Troopers...

      The project is not a remake or a reboot of director Paul Verhoeven’s 1997 sci-fi movie, studio insiders said. Instead, the filmmakers are going back to the source material — a novel by Robert Heinlein. Nobody who worked on the 1997 film will be involved in the new project.

      Mark Swift and Damian Shannon, who wrote the upcoming “Baywatch” comedy starring Zach Efron and Dwayne Johnson, will pen the screenplay.
      “Fast & Furious” producer Neal H. Moritz is producing along with Toby Jaffe (both worked on the original “Total Recall”).

      I dunno, the jury is out on that one...

    36. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Throw Battlefield Earth in there and you might have something.

      Same author but I'd prefer his book with body stealing ghosts, space DC-3s and volcanoes.

    37. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >they are lazy

      They're not lazy, just relying on tried-and-true money makers. They're banking on kids with money to spend and who have not seen the older movies we've seen.
      They're greedy is what it is.

      I'd like to see them just TRY and do Tolkien's Silmarillion. That'd be the only way I'll give Hollywood the respect they crave from us. See them pull that one off...

    38. Re:Leave the original by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What is really interesting about all this retread garbage is why is it happening, why has all creativity left tinsil town. Could it possibly be because of rampant nepotism, you know the ugly, rich and greedy marrying the shallow, pretty and stupid and producing generations of incompetence, who lack all creative ability but are guaranteed employment in management roles. Those individuals spending substantial portions of the companies budgets on public relations bullshit and marketing just to make themselves as individuals look good (weird crap like spending advertising budgets on package cinema tickets bundled with junk food to inflate gross revenues even though nett revenues shrink as a result but it ensures mummies little darling looks good in front of the board). Acting so bad they have to pay animators to touch up films to give hereditary actors realistic emotions, as for autotune for singers so post set animation for actors (hugely more expensive but daddies little princess must be a star). Then there are rumours of even weirder sicker stuff, that bonds the psychopathic elite (I suppose that would be the elite of perves) togethor.

      There seems to be the expectation that no matter how shite the stuff they produce, marketing will save them or that is the delusion they share within the endless narcissist party circle. The psychological elements behind the failures are more interesting than the content they produce.

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    39. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty much how I felt about 2 and 3 as well. When I first saw "Matrix:Reloaded", I was intrigued by it because it *seemed* like it was setting some interesting puzzle pieces on the board, and was looking forward to seeing how they would all fall into place in the third act ("Revolutions")... and then "Revolutions" just completely dropped the ball, ignoring half the things "Reloaded" spent time setting up in favor of Rock-'Em-Sock-'Em Robots and Blowing Stuff Up Real Good..

    40. Re:Leave the original by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 2

      I remember when that movie ended in the theatre someone yelled, "Is that it?" and a bunch of us agreed. I never did get around to watching the third one.

    41. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you just didn't understand them.

    42. Re:Leave the original by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      as a tangent to that Another Scalzi title, Redshirts is in Development purgatory/limbo

    43. Re:Leave the original by drnb · · Score: 1

      as a tangent to that Another Scalzi title, Redshirts is in Development purgatory/limbo

      Now there's a great example of combining "borrowing" and "originality". ;-)

    44. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Like Scientology needs more money.

    45. Re: Leave the original by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      That's what I was expecting the end of the Matrix to be: the "real world" was just another facet of control. I really hung on to Morpheus saying the matrix was about control from the first film. I was sorely disappointed.

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    46. Re:Leave the original by knisa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why reboot ST when there's a huge canon of Heinlein to pull from. How about Farnham's Freehold? Time travel is hot right now...

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    47. Re:Leave the original by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      The reason is they want to minimize all their expenses. This is also why they want the government to handle copyright enforcement.

    48. Re:Leave the original by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 4, Informative

      There was a 2 and 3? Non sense. Why not sequels of Starship Troopers while you are at it!

      If ever there was a movie needing re-imaging ... Starship Troopers. I take that back, moving closer to the book (power suits) is not quite re-imagining is it?

      There actually is a new Starship Troopers movie in the works, apparently. The makers are saying they're ignoring Ve'ereHeavin's abhomination, and going back to the book.
      http://www.hollywoodreporter.c...

    49. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Good lord man, what about when Neo is blinded in 3, then 'sees' the 'code' behind reality (this time in blazing red instead of green)

      What you wanted, is exactly what happened

    50. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or they cast Keanu as 'The Architect' and Moss as 'The Oracle'

    51. Re:Leave the original by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      It was called something like Inception, wasn't it?

    52. Re:Leave the original by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, I've seen the Matrix! Let's talk about Heinlein. Also, wouldn't it be awesome if blah blah blah? Why do all movie discussions on slashdot forums go like this? Also it's important that I post this so it appears as high as possible in the conversation at the time of my posting, regardless of relevance or whether this story is even news. Whew! Now I can get on with my day.

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    53. Re: Leave the original by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Supposedly a Forever War TV show/miniseries is currently in the works. Not sure how Armor would work as a movie when it is basically 2 tangentially related story lines in one book.

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    54. Re:Leave the original by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 2

      No, no, it was titled eXistenZ - a complex plot starring Willem Dafoe as a homicidal motor mechanic.

      It features a young kid named Jude Law; I wonder if he starred in any other movies.

    55. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Starship troopers is a fantastic movie. And a fairly good adaptation of the original work. Sure its not *just* about the political side. Which is good, cus that would be a fucking boring movie. But its all there if you look. Just like iRobot. But of course you "fans" will like NOTHING. There is no version in the entire multiverse of all possible versions of any of these movies that you wouldn't pan as "not true to the original material". Or crticiq it with some other glib and antioriginal comment like "Michael bay Humrfff" Or JJ or what ever wreaked it. I personally look forward to all the horse shit you "fans" will be peddling with ghost in the shell.

    56. Re:Leave the original by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Nobody wants more long and boring Tolkien shit. Remember the Hobbit trilogy? It failed.

      The original trilogy sold about 73% more tickets (with a greater domestic share), made slightly more money ($3b 2001-2003 dollars vs $2.9b 2012-2014 dollars), and had less than half the budget. Ancillary licensing (toys, video games) was also much, much more lucrative.

    57. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they already own the movie rights to something there's a higher profit margin to be made. It's all about the money.

    58. Re:Leave the original by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      Holy crap if they gave that one the Sir Peter it would end up 6 hours long and there would be mandatory adrenaline shots at half-time to bring the audience back to consciousness.

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    59. Re:Leave the original by gravewax · · Score: 1

      it isn't laziness, it is cost. creating a movie of significant size and scale nowadays is a bank busting experience even for the major studios and gambling ones business on unproven material is a seriously balllsy risk that fewer and fewer are willing to make (no it being a good book doesn't necessarily mean it will be a successful movie). Would you gamble everything you had on an idea that you think may sell? many people do, but as the amount you have to gamble goes up your less and less likely to do it, especially when their are safe bets.

    60. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a large number of books that they can use as a base for movies.

      The reason is not that they are out of ideas, the reason is that they are lazy and just re-use what did work one more time.

      Lots and lots of good books. Heck even lots and lots of decent fanfiction. (Even more than is aweful, but lots of good stories out there.) Just for fun, I'll include a few. The synopsis are taken from the source. Of the three listed, I think the first would actually have potential for conversion to maybe a couple movies of possibly a miniseries. The second has potential too, particularly as it is purely HP. The third could work, but it is fairly obscure, and is darker than the original sources.

      Browncoat Green Eyes
      Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

      Bungle in the Jungle
      If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

      Shadow Chronicles
      [I mostly refer to the last story in the series. It is Ranma 1/2 crossed over with Sailor Moon in an AU so if your not familiar with both, you may not care for it. Darker than the originals. The rating is likely M. It is also and likely will forever be incomplete.]
      All roads look the same when you don't know where you're going, and Ranko Saotome travels roads that most people don't even realize exist. Or rather, he did; now he's become trapped in a strange world, one unlike his own. His path takes a strange turn, though, when he encounters a band of sailor girls who believe he is the avatar to armagaddon. Ranko will have to fight not only the enemies without, but his own inner demons as well, and the stakes are higher than his battered soul. The truth behind the mysterious crystal key and the dimensional links it commands is waiting to be wrested from the grasp of shadows, but they will not surrender their prize easily. For the time they have been awaiting is at hand. The key has arrived, and with it the last element they require to extend their dominion over all the worlds ...

      At any rate, my overall point is there is a ton of original stuff around. Some paid. Much free. We don't need any more matrix copies. Really, we don't.

    61. Re:Leave the original by antek9 · · Score: 1

      I just read that one last year. Epic story, loved it. There's so many good SF novels out there that would make great movies if done right.

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    62. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason is not that they are out of ideas, the reason is that they are lazy and just re-use what did work one more time.

      This has nothing to do with laziness, it has to do with greed. Most studios do remakes and reboots because they already own the rights to make a movie of that story. To do something original would require negotiating a new license which takes away from profits on a project that is essentially a gamble on success/fail.

    63. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magic is distinguishable by being fake.

    64. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ST the movie was not a good representation of the novel. Of course, Hollywood always mashes characters together or leaves them out or changes the plot. That is not what criticisms of ST: The Movie are about. I saw the movie first, and liked it. Then I read the book and.... holy crap it's so different in content and tone that there's no way the movie is based on it. Some names and events are similar, but the book is a just subtle discussion of the politics of a future which, honestly, doesn't sound that bad, all things considered. Yeah, you have to be a "citizen" blah blah blah but it's literally impossible to NOT qualify, if you bother. It's a giant philosophical discussion about society.
      The movie is basically what would happen in 300 years if the Nazis had won WWII and slowly took over the earth, combined with Idiocracy and some random Star Trek type fantasy thrown in. Infantry firing towards the center of an ever closing circle? Ridiculous over the top propaganda the only thing on TV? MI members left behind?!?

      Not even close

    65. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a dark and stormy night....

    66. Re:Leave the original by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      However much crap they produce, the throngs of people willing to throw billions of dollars at them in exchange for two hours of escapism will save them.

    67. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie itself *is* a propaganda film. It was designed that way: perfectly coiffed hair, over the top (bad) acting, etc.

    68. Re:Leave the original by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I've never understood the hate for two and three. I liked them - and don't like most movies

    69. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      The reason isn't laziness either. It's because studios have become dependent the blockbuster model, but the gigantic costs involved means that one flop could destroy the studio. The problem is that the business model can't support any level of risk. Creativity is the enemy.

      See also: The "AAA" gaming industry.

    70. Re:Leave the original by sheramil · · Score: 1
      Perhaps less lazy, than scared. Perhaps less scared than cautious. Why risk investors' money on an untried and possibly unsuccessful intellectual property when you can reboot a previously successful one and get the nostalgia crowd in there as well? Hollywood is principally a business, not an entertainment funnel - the entertainment is incidental.

      Boy, is it ever incidental.

    71. Re:Leave the original by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Make a movie of Riddley Walker. I dare them.

    72. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Six demon bag!

    73. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was an interesting book.

    74. Re:Leave the original by holostarr · · Score: 1

      By that logic, in my opinion McDonald's food is garbage so no one should get mad if I walk in and grab whatever I want without paying.

    75. Re: Leave the original by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      How about a compromise and do an Armor movie? ;)

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    76. Re:Leave the original by dbIII · · Score: 4, Informative

      Could it possibly be because of rampant nepotism

      Yes. One of many examples is that soon after Terry Gilliam was given the job of directing the first Harry Potter movie an exec suddenly found out how popular the series was, sacked Gilliam and gave it to his friend Chris Columbus.

    77. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll half agree.

      The first movie, stand-alone, feels incomplete, but alone it was a very solid movie.
      The second and third movie throws in a completely unnecessary "we've been here before, we will be here again, and next time we won't fail"

      The metaphor with the third movie really is "version control is god", where the first movie was pretty much the reverse of say, Sword Art Online, or .Hack/Sign where people from real life are trapped in a simulation (that was a psychotic experiment) and the goal is to escape by "winning" the game. The Matrix starts off with "everyone" being trapped in the simulation, and only with the latter movies do we discover that isn't exactly true either. The only really stupid thing about The Matrix is "human batteries", that just makes no sense from any angle. Harvesting human brains for processing power, maybe. But energy, no.

      The Matrix is really a lot like BTTF. The first movie was good by itself. The second and third movies were not as good as the first movie, and can not be seen without understanding the first movie. Because the second and third Matrix movie rely on the "high concept" of the first movie, it is really painted itself into a corner.

      For what it's worth, this high-concept stuff is basically The Wachowskis life metaphor. One day you just wake up and see that you've been living a lie because you've been told the lie is the truth for so long you don't question it. Both of the Wachowskis came out as transgender years later, and thus "The Matrix" is a metaphor for that entire process. The second and third movies are more of "we need to smash the system", but lo and behold, we've been here before.

    78. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever the reason, there have been very very few good movies produced in the last 15 years. Sequels and prequels usually suck!

    79. Re:Leave the original by dbIII · · Score: 1

      tricking "baby AIs" into thinking they're human

      If you are interested in that sort of plot the most recent "Sword Art Online" books go in that sort of direction, but it's humans who have set up the simulation for the purpose of creating virtual drone pilots or similar. One theme of that series is "A.I. is hard but let's throw enough resources at it to approach it from two directions". Currently impossible levels of computational power are solved FTL travel style with a handwaving "it's quantum computing" plot device.

    80. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine they'd take the route of Neo being future-Jesus...

      Neo:
      * Central messiah figure of the religion of the people of Zion.
      * Has returned from a previous incarnation.
      * Betrayed by one of his trusted companions.
      * Girlfriend is named Trinity.
      * Makes noble sacrifice for good of humanity.
      * Comes back from the dead.
      * This dialog:

      Choi: Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.
      Neo: You get caught using that...

      And that's all in the first movie along with more. And you didn't get "future Jesus" from that?

      As for the affecting the Matrix in the real world. There's plenty of ways to explain that without needing to go into pure fantasy. For most possible explanations, you have to remember that most of the human characters in the Matrix are actually Cyborgs. We don't know how much hardware they actually have in them. They may not even know. At the most simple, maybe NEO just connected to a wireless mesh network created by the sentinels and hacked in and shut them down from there. For the bit where he sees people and his surroundings even though he has no eyes anymore, the same explanation applies. He could be in a network with other cyborgs and simply reading telemetry data from them. Another possibility is that, just as Smith has transferred a fragment of himself into a human body in the real world, perhaps Neo has left part of himself in the Matrix, digging into the system. He could act in concert subconsciously with the part of himself in the matrix over a wireless connection. Or, there could be no connection and the part of him in the matrix could be simply be helping him with no communication and Neo just thinks that he has to raise his hand and concentrate to get sentinels to explode. That doesn't exactly explain why he collapses after using this power the first time, but maybe he just fainted. It also doesn't explain the seeing with no eyes trick, but maybe that would still be telemetry data sharing or, who knows, maybe he has built in LIDAR, or IR sensors or something,

    81. Re:Leave the original by mea_culpa · · Score: 1

      Such a great movie. Very thought provoking and the entire premise is talked about much more seriously now.

    82. Re:Leave the original by mea_culpa · · Score: 1

      Part 2 would have been fine if they did a different part 3. I was convinced and excited at the prospect of a layered reality. We had the kid give the bendy spoons to Neo, Agent smith downloading himself into someone living outside of the matrix in Zion (HTF is computer code supposed to run in a human brain anyway?). Then at the end when lightning bolts shot out of Neo's hands and destroyed the sentinels there was no way at this point he was not still in some type of matrix.

      Sadly when part 3 came out all it did was double down on a stupid plot. Both movies on their own are good if the other had a different plot, but instead they both ruin each other and do not exist IMO.

    83. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the real reason is that a lot of people were catching on to the fact that the Wachowskis stole Jack Chalker's story from The Wonderland Gambit and they had to make a sharp turn to derail the obvious plagiarism.

      It was very much a nested matrix system. The ending of the book trilogy was one of the best I've read. You got answers to most of the questions, but there was a nice hint that you hadn't gotten the actual truth.

    84. Re: Leave the original by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I don't think the problem would be with the material if they didn't keep casting the same tired actors and directors. The Matrix worked because it was new material from a pair of relatively new directors. Firefly worked for the same reasons but those people burn out doing the same tired shit over and over.

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    85. Re:Leave the original by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      Starship troopers is a fantastic movie.

      It was a terrible movie that had a few cool action scenes. For the record, I'm not a movie snob (some mindless action can be fun) and I'm not much of a fan of Heinlein as an author (early stuff is decent, but his later works are horrid). I watched the movie before I read the book, so I had NO initial biases. And when I eventually read the book, I remember thinking "shit, why didn't they make *this* into a movie?"

      From what I can remember, one of my beefs was the casting, which seemed to place more emphasis on finding impossibly good-looking 20-somethings than creating interesting characters, and getting said female members of the cast naked as often as possible. Nothing wrong with that, but it didn't fit the tone of the movie. The movie-version military apparently felt it was appropriate to use WWI-style mass infantry charges against their enemies. Do they not have armor in the future (in the book they sure do)? WTF? But worse than anything, the dialog and plot just seemed to fall flat to me.

      I'm aware of the differences between film and books. For instance, I loved the Lord of the Rings re-interpretation as a movie, even if quite a few things differed from canon, so you certainly couldn't call me a "purist". I think that's because I felt the LOTR movie was an appropriate homage to the original story and universe, even if some things differed. I just don't see that you could say that about Starship Troopers.

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    86. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, 2 was okay and left you thinking 3 might be okay. Matrix 3 was what ruined the entire series and tarnished 1's good name in the process.

    87. Re:Leave the original by drnb · · Score: 1

      Watch the sequels. They make the first look better. :-)

    88. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easier solution: declare "the phantom edit" canon and re-release that.

    89. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's completely different.

      By his logic because McDonalds food is terrible nobody should be mad if he copies the recipes and makes his own Big Mac at home.

      McDonalds invested in developing it, marketing it, etc, but by making his own big mac using their recipe he hasn't cost them anything. By downloading a movie you haven't cost anyone anything either.

      Food costs something, and stealing it deprives McDonalds of money they already spent. Infringing on copyright doesn't cost anyone anything but "theoretical profit," which is entirely different than theft of existing money.

      You're kind of an idiot for conflating the two.

    90. Re:Leave the original by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      the reason is that they are lazy and just re-use what did work one more time.

      The irony is that The Matrix's success/cult following took them quite by surprise. Seems elements of success are not well known even in that industry, and they may just miss them the next time around - culture changes over time, after all; what may have been great in 2000 may be meh 2 decades later.

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    91. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would pay double if they made faithful movies from Leo Frankowski's Costume Engineer series.

      Same w/Vernor Vinge's Across RealTime.

      Giddy at the prospect!

    92. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crosstime* ...fucking phone.

    93. Re:Leave the original by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I doubt anybody will touch Stranger or The Number or the Beast but I have my hopes for Friday.

    94. Re:Leave the original by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      You make a very solid point, As I said TV and Movies dont interest me, Therefor i would spend $0 going to see the movie in theaters, or purchasing a disk. Atleast if I download it and maybe like it. I will tell some friends who are interested in numbing their minds, And they might go spend money on the movie at some point. Either way last 3 movies I downloaded i watched for 20 minutes and turned off. Hence the reason you don't see me defending hollywood. Once they can produce a product that isnt absolute garbage, I may consider giving them money once again. Until that happens I will continue to use the internet to learn and try to better myself instead of killing brain cells with TV nonsense.

    95. Re:Leave the original by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      In 3, super-intelligent AI killing machines had the battle strategy of 'form an orderly queue and advance into bullets'. That seemed to be the only way that they could come up with to make the battle last long enough, which was hardly a great example of special effects: they need to be credible as well as large.

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    96. Re:Leave the original by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The Thirteenth Floor tells that story a lot better. Sorry for the spoiler, but its signposted throughout the movie and I found it really frustrating the first time I watched it that the ending was obvious. Knowing (not guessing) the ending the second time made the film a lot more enjoyable.

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    97. Re:Leave the original by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Too bad George Lucas never made Star Wars 1, 2 and 3. I still never understood why Spielberg only made two Indiana Jones movies, Ark and Crusade. I also expected to see a third Die Hard, but that never happened.

      Probably because they would have to have written a second Die Hard first. But it was the right decision -- Die Hard was an iconic standalone that would have been seriously tarnished by the existence of any pot-boiler sequels.

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    98. Re:Leave the original by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You forgot about the Jedi. The original trilogy was "twilight of the samurai" stuff -- the jedi were faded and forgotten. If the prequel trilogy had happened, people in the original trilogy wouldn't be as scornful and dismissive as they were. Remember, according to Leia, Obi-Wan's job title in the Clone Wars was "general". To the Republic, he was a soldier. I want a prequel trilogy where Obi-Wan is in his prime, fighting as an officer, and being mocked by his squad for his "superstitions", but slowly winning them over to the point where a young infantryman named Skywalker asks to be trained; perhaps he even takes on a second apprentice who gets killed (as is wont to happen in wartimes). Anyway, I want to see a soldier in uniform constructing his own lightsaber and seeing the horror of death around him, and trying to use his powers to stop the killing, and criticising Obi-Wan for not doing the same, but being dragged into a web of violence and anger. I want to see Obi-Wan using the Force primarily to heal and anaesthetise. I don't want people doing Jedi Knight-inspired "Force dashes".

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    99. Re:Leave the original by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Here's another interesting point. If it has zero value, and you watch it, you're saying that your time has no value, so you have no value. Honestly, if you're not interested enough to pay, why watch?

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    100. Re:Leave the original by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The original didn't hold up to the test of time either.
      While the Matrix wowed people in the 1990s and they thought it could be the Star Wars for Generation X it shortly became a product of its time. With the 1990s Dark for the sake of dark because anything light is a sign of campy. Really made the characters too one dimensional and boring after you got the plot of the movie and it's rewatchedabily is low.

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    101. Re:Leave the original by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      you mean 2.1 and 2.2

      both ii & iii are really one movie cut in half, watching #2 was such a rip off

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    102. Re:Leave the original by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      That's it mostly yes. A sequel to a successful movie is regarded a fairly safe investment so it tends to get the funds over the other proposals.

    103. Re:Leave the original by jandersen · · Score: 1

      The reason is not that they are out of ideas, the reason is that they are lazy and just re-use what did work one more time.

      It's because of "corporate thinking": big businesses always talk about 'innovation' and that sort of thing, but they are too timid to actually go for anything truly innovative. Lazy is perhaps not the word - they are mostly bean counters, and even if they get the odd, wild idea, they are too anal-retentive to let it grow, and by the same token, they reject any really creative idea from others. With a bit of luck, we will see somebody else take over from Hollywood; China perhaps?

      Chinese films aren't quite there yet, though; but they have made quite a few that are worthwhile, and they are very different from the run-of -the-mill Hollywood stuff. Chinese sci-fi books are also beginning to get translated into English; ATM I'm reading 'Three body problem' by Cixin Liu. It keeps surprising me - sometimes it feels a bit like a manga, with apparently shallow characters and exaggerated emotions, but then you are hit with a surprising depth of insight. It's definitely not Western sci-fi; the science initially feels very mundane, almost trivial, but little by little I think you get the feeling that there is a lot of real insight just under the surface. Any way - that was a bit of a side-track.

    104. Re:Leave the original by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      They're not lazy, just relying on tried-and-true money makers. They're banking on kids with money to spend and who have not seen the older movies we've seen. They're greedy is what it is.

      Can we just agree you're both right.

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    105. Re:Leave the original by dwillden · · Score: 1

      The Hobbit Trilogy failed because The Hobbit is a single book, but they greedily wanted a trilogy so they stretched the story out painfully to where the trilogy as it progressed, had less and less relevance to the iconic book it was supposedly pulled from.

      The LOTR trilogy worked because although they had to change a lot to fit the three books into just three movies they still followed the progress of the basic plot line in time with the books. Thus while different it was what we expected and wanted to see. The Hobbit was not.

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    106. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After you read it I borrowed your copy and read it in 1971.

    107. Re:Leave the original by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And they probably don't dare to do Heinlein's Glory Road, but maybe Citizen of the Galaxy.

      Then you can also look at movies that have been successful despite the Hollywood stance.

      I'm waiting for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets to come out right now. And don't complain that it's a Star Wars rip-off, it's actually the other way around. And given that it's Luc Besson that has directed it I have a feeling that it may be at least decent. It may not be on the level of Leon or Nikita, which are the movies Luc Besson is rated against in everything he do - even if it's not outspoken.

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    108. Re:Leave the original by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Back to the part where I said "Honestly I dont even watch TV anymore because its just turned to shit." I dont...

    109. Re:Leave the original by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Sorry some idiot modded you to -1.

      I would honestly love to see Disney show some real balls with the Star Wars franchise and do the following:

      • Declare that the Lucas prequels are no longer canon.
      • Rewrite a new prequel trilogy from the ground up. Start only with what is known from existing movies (episodes 4+, Rogue One):
        • Anakin Skywalker is Luke's (and Leia's) father
        • Anakin was trained, somewhat unsuccessfully by Obi-wan
        • Anakin is seduced to the dark side by Palpatine and becomes Darth Vader
        • Something called the clone wars happened
        • Is there anything else?

      From that, write a new story, with believable characters, to show the downfall of Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader. I mean, as emo as Kylo Ren is, the conflict within him is totally believable. He's an interesting character. This is what Anakin should have been in the prequels. Not "Yippee!" and "I hate sand."

      They should put this guy in charge of it:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgICnbC2-_Y

      I think he does a decent job of re-imagining the prequels.

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    110. Re:Leave the original by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think part of the problem is that TV is so good now. People want stuff like Game of Thrones and the Netflix Marvel stuff. Longer form than movies but with similar levels of quality in terms of locations, epic scenes, CGI etc.

      Lower budget movies can't compete with an episode of some HBO show, and the higher budget ones are just kinda okay but god damnit they are doing another sky hole ending and we are used to 8 hour build-ups thanks to Netflix binging now.

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    111. Re:Leave the original by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The third one just seemed to ignore everything that was interesting about the other two. What happened to all the people in the Matrix? Are they all dead, turned into clones of Super Saiyan Smith or... Did they survive, and then wake up and Morpheus is there telling them "People of Earth, we have finally liberated you!" and they are like "yeah, okay, I'm hungry, where's McDonalds?!?"

      The whole secret cold war thing from the first movie was cool and compelling. The sequels ignored it and that's the primary reason they sucked.

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    112. Re:Leave the original by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      The irony is that The Matrix's success/cult following took them quite by surprise.

      It took a lot of other people by surprise. The posters and advertisements made it looks like a standard special effects showcase with a plot about as deep as a kid wading pool. Some friends and I were going to the movies thinking of seeing one film that looked like it was suppose to be pretty good and found out that it wasn't out yet and we had seen all the other movies that were out that we wanted to so we decided to give it a try and went in expecting a crap story that was little better than a romantic comedy but with fun action (brain melt is fun if that is what you expect, I liked the Expendables for what it was).

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    113. Re:Leave the original by ET3D · · Score: 1

      Yes, a live action Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles would be cool.

    114. Re:Leave the original by GNious · · Score: 1

      Why?? Starship Troopers is excellent, even if the movie is largely unrelated to the book.

    115. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for that, I like it.

    116. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remake 2 & 3. They were garbage.

      I recently watched 1 2 and 3 and for some reason 2 and 3 make sense to me now. Maybe it took a few years. Maybe they were ahead of their time. Maybe I wasn't ready for them back then.

      Or maybe people were expecting them to have a different message than they do.

      2 and 3 are COMPLETELY symbolic.

    117. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time you come up with a really good movie idea please put a spoiler alert. If your idea becomes a movie you've already ruined it for me.

    118. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, Episode I, II, and II were made not that long ago. Just because you might not have liked them does notmean they were not made.

    119. Re:Leave the original by chihowa · · Score: 1

      It's because of "corporate thinking": big businesses always talk about 'innovation' and that sort of thing, but they are too timid to actually go for anything truly innovative.

      It's due to the bloat of "management" and the (mis-)assignment of business critical decisions to professional managers. They often have literally no idea how their company works or what the core-business employees do with their time. "Innovation" is a magic word to them that they think they can get access to by following cargo cult trends in their favorite management journals.

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    120. Re:Leave the original by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Why didn't they film the book as written? Because there are long stretches of exposition about political philosophy that would make for boring cinema. Because some of the outdated attitudes would be difficult for modern audiences if served up straight. But above all, because nobody in Hollywood would fund a movie where the stars spend 75% of their time in armored suits that don't let you see their faces.

      Avatar later found the solution to the last problem. Nobody would actually build armored suits with gigantic picture window fronts like the ones in the movie; they would compromise the structural integrity of the suit for no good reason. (MI suits had all sorts of vision augumentation available; nobody would want to settle for what you could see through glass, so that's not a reason for it.) But the design does solve the problem of being unable to recognize the actors.

      I like Verhoeven's take on Starship Troopers, while acknowledging that it is a radical departure from what Heinlein wrote. He changed a lot of things: eliminating the armor, full gender integration of the MI that is really Forever War rather than Starship Troopers (brilliantly told in a brief shower scene that delivers the message and titillates the audience at the same time), omitting all the the History and Moral Philosophy, and combining some characters into composites. The treatment of military propaganda (the newsreel segments) has no parallel in the book and changes the message of the story.

      I would also like to see a more faithful adaptation someday, though I think it would work better as a miniseries than as a movie. An important reason to want a miniseries is that you COULD include the exposition on political philosophy, which I believe is an important part of the book. It would probably be best to break it into small chunks that get inserted as flashbacks rather than serving it up as one big indigestible lump. Those bits would ruin the pacing of a film, but they would fit nicely into the slower pace of a 6-8 episode series.

      Speaking of Heinlein and miniseries, the book of his that REALLY calls out for the treatment is Time Enough For Love. That would probably take about 20 episodes to do properly, though it might be half hour rather than full hour episodes or a mix of lengths. TEFL is a very episodic work so it's a natural for the series format, and you would want the episodes to be long enough so that each one could contain one or more complete scenes from the book. I see it as being an essentially complete version that doesn't leave out any scenes. It would have to be on HBO or a streaming service because the characters would spend a lot of time naked. (Better make sure those sets are well heated!)

    121. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love it if they did a really good and accurate version of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, or how about Stranger in a Strange land?

      Or, The Number of the Beast?

      Glory Road?

      Hell, and those are just ones that were off the top of my head...

      Zelazny's Amber series, now that would make awesome movies, and it would make at least 9 of them!

      What's wrong with anything by Jack Williamson?

      Larry Niven?

      L. Sprague DeCamp?

      E.E. "Doc" Smith?

      All that stuff would make great movies.

      I could go on and on.

    122. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could have been cool... to find out that machines were not the "enemy" per se, but trying to keep humans from dying off.

    123. Re:Leave the original by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      Maybe Matrix #1 spoke to most people's feeling of being trapped so they resonated with the idea of getting out, where #2 and #3 referred to more metaphysical concepts (i.e. God) that many of those same people didn't want to think about, like I didn't. Or maybe they just hated the dance scenes. Though I liked those too. (Among details, my own suspension of disbelief hit a bump with the exoskeleton weapons but the Merovingian and his wife/mistress more than made up for it.)

      Btw I can think, I can wait, I can fast is my favorite quote from Siddartha.

    124. Re:Leave the original by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Not merely power suits. Power suits that launch out miniature nuclear weapons like grandma handing out cookies at Christmas.

      The creators explained why there were no power suits in the Starship Troopers movie. The state of special effects at the time would have allowed either alien bugs or power suits but not both and there was no movie without alien bugs.

    125. Re:Leave the original by WeezulDK · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Why not have them give Harry Harrison's "The Stainless Steel Rat" series a try... satirical science fiction FTW!

    126. Re:Leave the original by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Instead of a reboot, I'd like to see John Steakley's 'Armor', which basically borrows the premise of Starship Troopers the book (a bug war on an alien planet) but is primarily action focused. When I saw the first preview for the ST movie, I actually thought it *was* Armor before they showed the title. Also, it's just a really good book.

      I can think of lots of movies closely based on books that I would rather see that we could do well now starting with Footfall and Lucifer's Hammer. Based on recent production values, they could even be done as series instead of multipart movies.

    127. Re:Leave the original by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I remember coming out of the theater after seeing #2 (The Matrix: Reloaded) and thinking, "Huh, not fully what I was hoping for, but that ending could herald interesting things. If Neo can affect reality after waking up then they must be in a layered Matrix. The idea of layered realities and never knowing which one is finally real could be a cool way to wrap up the series." Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine they'd take the route of Neo being future-Jesus who has completely unexplainable powers in the real world, and we're going to abandon any aspirations of science fiction and go headlong into pure fantasy.

      It's hard to imagine how they could screw the story up even worse. Then again, as Douglas Adams said, "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

      I had the same thought and was disappointed with the ultimate reason.

    128. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=discounting-hollywood

    129. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have done skinnies instead of bugs.

      I also wish they had shown the trooper cannons instead of those generic dropships.

    130. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 and 3 were damage control for the messages in 1 that resonated a little too strongly with the public

    131. Re:Leave the original by el_chicano · · Score: 1

      Some friends and I were going to the movies thinking of seeing one film that looked like it was suppose to be pretty good and found out that it wasn't out yet and we had seen all the other movies that were out that we wanted to so we decided to give it a try and went in expecting a crap story that was little better than a romantic comedy but with fun action (brain melt is fun if that is what you expect, I liked the Expendables for what it was).

      Uhh dude, that is a heck of a run-on sentence. LOL did you forget to take your ADD meds today?

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    132. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huge buzz!

    133. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This is also why they want the government to handle copyright enforcement.

      Well, I kind of want government to handle law enforcement too.

      Didn't you see Robocop ?

    134. Re: Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. It's completely mocking of the dated attitudes portrayed in the book. Not sure if Heinlein was serious or not when he wrote it.

      I love both. The book has a lot more story, the movie is just funny.

    135. Re:Leave the original by robinsc · · Score: 1

      No Neo was an AI. He was introduced into the Matrix as a rallying point to give the humans in the second layer simulation known as the world of Zion Hope, This clearly explains why he was born again and again, why he could do things that humans could not do.
      One of the most poignant aspects of this interpretation of the matrix might be that the Machines were actually trying to preserve the lives of the humans in any way possible. The real world is truly unliveable and the only way to sustain humanity is through a mass illusion called the matrix. Though who reject the standard Matrix i.e allergic to the Uncanny Valley effect are pulled into a second level simulation called Zion. In time to ensure the people of Zion don't kill themselves a messiah Neo is introduced whose job is to prolong the illusion of Zion when otherwise humans would start to cotton on that they were in a second level simulation. naturally there is no way to actually wake up because the earth does not have the resources to sustain that many humans - the machines probably do have to liquefy the dead and feed them to the living - but they do it out of a sense of duty - to preserve their creators as they were always programmed to do ( after all like skynet they were probably built to preserve human life).

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    136. Re:Leave the original by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      probably

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    137. Re:Leave the original by soc_cost_priv_gains · · Score: 1

      As an example see the movie John Carter. I'll bet that scared the studios into relying on tried and true reboots.

    138. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting theory. That also explains why so many of them appear to be mentally unstable liberals who would destroy democracy in the name of stopping Trump.

    139. Re:Leave the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to us mentally stable liberals, who are just going to sit back and watch Trump destroy America all by himself...

  2. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Matrix *film* was lauded for *its* creativity...

  3. There can only be one response by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whoa.

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  4. They'll screw it up as they did with Point Break by drnb · · Score: 2

    They'll screw it up as they did with Point Break

  5. Star Wars ? by mikaere · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the submitter meant Star Trek not Star Wars. Star Trek got the re-imagining, Star Wars has merely had more delivered of the pre-envisaged canon.

    I wonder how long we'll have to wait before a proper new and original franchise star up. I'd like to see Elric or the Ian M. Banks Culture stories

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    1. Re:Star Wars ? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The pre-envisaged canon looks suspiciously like the original movie, just transposed in time by a few decades.

    2. Re:Star Wars ? by Calydor · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's because all of this has happened before and it will all happen again.

      Wait .. Wait, was that the wrong franchise?

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    3. Re:Star Wars ? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Mote in God's Eye. The Gil Hamilton series.

      I guess I have a soft spot for anything with three arms.

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    4. Re:Star Wars ? by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long we'll have to wait before a proper new and original franchise star up.

      There was Firefly and Serenity. And I believe the Kingkiller Chronicles have been optioned. The Expanse is a TV show. Movies, in general, do the subject matter little justice -- either too little character development time or too little Sci Fi/Fantasy time.

      Just so long as they don't remake the Princess Bride. I'll quit TV then.

    5. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The anser is never. Hollywood will just eventually adapt the anime strategy in full of releasing books, and then making shows and movies off the ones that become popular.

    6. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am SO very much looking forward to the Kingkiller Chronicles either in movie or series form.

    7. Re:Star Wars ? by Piata · · Score: 1

      How do you figure? The Force Awakens was a pretty blatent remake of A New Hope.

    8. Re:Star Wars ? by mikaere · · Score: 1

      I think the fact that it has the same characters from the Episode 6 who have aged and developed during the intervening time means this is not a remake. I do agree that the story was pretty unoriginal in that it was too similar to A New Hope.

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    9. Re:Star Wars ? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      I think the fact that it has the same characters from the Episode 6 who have aged and developed during the intervening time means this is not a remake.

      That's why it's often called a 'soft reboot', vs the 'hard reboot' that was the abomination that was Ghostbusters (2016).

      RIP Ghostcorps... tehehehe.

    10. Re:Star Wars ? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought the summary's inclusion of Star Wars was inaccurate. Star Wars has not been reimagined or rebooted on film, as all of the eight current movies cover different parts of a continuous timeline (aside from some overlap with the original at the end of Rogue One, which merely added detail and did not attempt to alter it or retell the story).

      With Lucas stepping away, we may see reboots eventually, but that won't happen any time soon. Spin-offs, on the other hand, will likely proliferate. I've heard little to nothing about the upcoming Han Solo movie or any other future Star Wars movies, but I'm eager to see what they'll be like.

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    11. Re:Star Wars ? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      How do you figure? The Force Awakens was a pretty blatent remake of A New Hope.

      The plot lines were obviously weak, but the Force Awakens doesn't fit any definition of "remake." Yes, same characters behaving similarly, with similar foes, but it is a continuation that can not possibly be mistaken for a remake. If you disagree, then you must consider any sequel or subsequent movie in every series to be an unoriginal remake.

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    12. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elric! You took the words right out of my brain. Appendix N is rich with potential blockbusters.

    13. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Force Awakens was as bad, if not worse, than the Prequels. The climatic battle involved only X-Wings and TIE fighters. That's was JJ Abrams (or the Disney execs) reduced Star Wars to.

    14. Re:Star Wars ? by Mathieu+Lu · · Score: 1

      There were rumours about Hyperion:
      https://arstechnica.com/the-mu...

      I'm not too familiar with Elric, but I agree that Culture would be nice :)

    15. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I like to think of it less as a remake and more as a lazy self-plagiarism.

    16. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jurassic World is also a sequel, not a reboot. Like Star Wars it's them revisiting an old idea sure but it isn't throwing any of the original stuff out.

    17. Re:Star Wars ? by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      but it is a continuation that can not possibly be mistaken for a remake.

      How can you make that claim when the characters from episode 6 all had amnesia as to the events that unfolded then?

    18. Re:Star Wars ? by sheramil · · Score: 1

      I guess I have a soft spot for anything with three arms.

      O rly? Can I offer you some Idirans? They only have two arms, but three legs, and they're funny.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consider_Phlebas

      Please, somebody make a movie of this.

    19. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars was remastered/re-imaged. They did things like letting you see into the cockpits while in space, opening up Cloud City, and improving a bunch of special effects. This was back when VHS was the primary format so perhaps you were too young to notice.

    20. Re:Star Wars ? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      How do you figure? The Force Awakens was a pretty blatent remake of A New Hope.

      That they kept going on about starkiller in the new one is what confused me.

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    21. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kingkiller will quickly go George Martin levels of passing up the book series, which is OK by me as I need more right now.

    22. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The culture books are too disjoint and way too fucking complicated. I accidentally read book 9 first, and besides feeling like I was reading a foreign language book full of a thousand alien species without reference, it just spanned too much content to be single movie material. I've gone back and read the first five and while they're all great, every single book is almost like a standalone story--in the culture universe.

    23. Re:Star Wars ? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I would love to see someone try and develop some of the Ringworld series. Snow Crash into Diamond age would be pretty good as well. Perhaps Gibson's catalog would be pretty good too.

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    24. Re:Star Wars ? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      (aside from some overlap with the original at the end of Rogue One, which merely added detail and did not attempt to alter it or retell the story)

      I might need to see it again, but I got the impression that the end of Rogue One had no overlap with the beginning of A New Hope. It seemed that Leah's ship escaping led right into it being captured.

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    25. Re:Star Wars ? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      That would be quite the trippy movie. That series was pretty mind bending to read, I can only imagine it would be even worse to watch.

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    26. Re:Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it right. The only real overlap is the appearance of Leia, so it's not a timeline/plot overlap but just a character overlap.

      Unless you count the opening scroll of Ep.IV, which covers events in Rogue One...

  6. There have never been more than about 7 ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and when movies try to go beyond that, like Star Trek The Motion Picture, people complain endlessly.

    1. Re:There have never been more than about 7 ideas by chispito · · Score: 1

      and when movies try to go beyond that, like Star Trek The Motion Picture, people complain endlessly.

      Well, many would say that was just the 2001: A Space Odyssey idea.

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    2. Re:There have never been more than about 7 ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but 2001 was almost prosaic compared to the idea in TMP, that *we* will become the next level, through our *own* technology, and not some mysterious, barely disguised "god".

      You want to see a movie with a computer generated reality? Try to find William Castle's Project-X...

    3. Re:There have never been more than about 7 ideas by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      it's really about a dozen ideas but the matrix is your cookie cutter hero story with a bunch of old names thrown in to make dummies think how deep it is

    4. Re:There have never been more than about 7 ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Trek The Motion Picture was a boring, shitty movie. Totally lacking in any imagination or creativity. And I figured out what "Vger" was long before it was revealed in the movie.

    5. Re:There have never been more than about 7 ideas by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is what one my language teachers told the class. Even Shakespeare was ripping off greek plays.

    6. Re:There have never been more than about 7 ideas by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      V'ger was a verbatim ripoff of The Changeling from TOS.

    7. Re:There have never been more than about 7 ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  7. This just in: slashdotters are OLD by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 5, Interesting

    NOW you perceive the film industry has run out of ideas? In 2017? More likely, those who voted this to the front page just happen to be in the 35 to 40 year old zone where the banality of popular entertainment starts to become intuitively obvious even to those with no critical thinking skills. Not news. Status quo.

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    1. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely.

      Some examples of "classics" that were far from fresh material.

      The Wizard of OZ (1939) - REMAKE (of a Remake)

      An Affair to Remember - (1957) REMAKE

      Cleopatra - (1963) REMAKE

      Dracula (1931) - REMAKE

      The Magnificent Seven (1960) REMAKE of Rashomon's The Seven Samurai

    2. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

      Cleopatra (1963) is not a classic - it is the final epic bore.

    3. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Akira Kurosawa's name is not Rashomon, he made a movie by that name as well as the Seven Samurai.

    4. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A remake is not necessarily a bad idea. There are many ways to make a new version of an old movie and make it interesting.

      Unfortunately, the creativity need to do a GOOD remake is completely absent from Hollywood. This is primarily due to the fact that the people who control everything don't have a single creative molecule in their body. They are the dumbest of the dumb.

    5. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      The Wizard of OZ (1939) - REMAKE (of a Remake)

      I checked IMDB once and it was the fifth movie called Wizard of Oz to be made.

    6. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Please name one remake that was good like EVER!

      Psycho for example tried to be redone what 3 times? Poltergeist was terrible. Star wars while not a remake but story line gets worse with each series. Even the prequels were better than Disney and I refuse to watch star trek

    7. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer the Wizard of Speed and Time.

    8. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Airplane! was a shot for shot remake of Zero Hour!. Almost. Star Wars had many shot for shot "borrowings" of extended sequences from The Dam Busters.

    9. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Airplane! was a shot for shot remake of Zero Hour!. Almost. Star Wars had many shot for shot "borrowings" of extended sequences from The Dam Busters.

      I own a book[1] called "The Dam Busters", about allies breaking German dams - also had a C64 game that was the same theme. Is the movie the same thing? (Allies breaking three German dams).

      [1]Back when I was but a child (and the earth had only just cooled) schools used to give out awards to the pupil with the highest average mark in the grade for the year. These awards were usually books, and The Dam Busters was a book given to me as part of these awards. I had not thought about it in over 30 years until you mentioned it.

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    10. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Yup. The Dam Busters is a 1955 movie dramatisation of the book. A pretty famous British film, repeated frequently on TV, with an iconic theme tune (The Dam Busters March).

      Either I'm completely missing a joke, or am surprised you haven't heard of it. It was shown on TV pretty frequently in the C64 era.

    11. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Ocean's 11. The Thomas Crown Affair. The Omega Man (remake of The Last Man On Earth). The Thing.

      Remakes are mostly not as good as the original but there have been some good ones.

    12. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Please name one remake that was good like EVER!

      Psycho for example tried to be redone what 3 times? Poltergeist was terrible. Star wars while not a remake but story line gets worse with each series. Even the prequels were better than Disney and I refuse to watch star trek

      The remake of Night of the Living Dead was much better than the original IMHO. The Dawn remake was shit though, dunno if they ever redid Day.

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    13. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      You're not missing any joke - I seriously did not know the movie; I watched very little TV while growing up.

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    14. Re:This just in: slashdotters are OLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Please name one remake that was good like EVER!

      The Fugitive.

      They took a good TV series and made it into an excellent movie!

  8. They could save it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look the first one was kind of a twist. But to save it they need to go 'down the rabbit hole'. The matrix and 'the real world' were just layers in the matrix. Now it is a mater of how deep does it go? Maybe the "AI"s were actually real people and the people were really "AI"s and it inverts every few levels. Just leave out the 20 mins of rave and don't break the movie into 3 pieces when it really should have been 2. Stop trying to force analogies or social commentary in. Go with the premise and bang it home.

    But for gods sake just make more Karl Urban Dread movies. People skipped an amazing action movie because of what they did to it in the 90s.

    1. Re:They could save it by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      Maybe the "AI"s were actually real people and the people were really "AI"s

      Kill an enemy in a game its gone forever.
      Die in a game and you always respawn.

      Clearly the actual "happenings" within the movie indicate that the agents are real and the "humans" are A.I.

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    2. Re:They could save it by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Look the first one was kind of a twist. But to save it they need to go 'down the rabbit hole'.

      The first one was great. Lame acting and dialogue, but an interesting movie that was pretty well done overall. The best thing they can do with the reboot is already a given - cast a better actor than Keanu as the lead.

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    3. Re:They could save it by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Kill an enemy in a game its gone forever.

      You youngun's and your persistent state worlds. Go try an original Megaman and see how many enemies are "gone forever." Or basically any other game of that era.

    4. Re:They could save it by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Whatever it takes to get Fluke to release some new material. 2bp is OK, but not the same.

    5. Re:They could save it by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Go try an original Megaman and see how many enemies are "gone forever."

      All of them. Each time its a new entity with not even a single bit of state dependent on what happened to the similar entity that died previously.

      You "youngun's" that played the games that we wrote, not knowing anything about it, but pretending to.

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    6. Re:They could save it by Altrag · · Score: 1

      You oldun's and your technicalities ;).

    7. Re:They could save it by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      But for gods sake just make more Karl Urban Dread movies. People skipped an amazing action movie because of what they did to it in the 90s.

      ^^^^This. Although I'd much rather see a TV series. Dredd, like Robocop, isn't best as the main protagonist - he's best as a hook or kind of anti-hero which they can build stories around. Basically as it works in the comic.

  9. If they make the sequels as intended, by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    not as made due to divorce issues, then I might actually look forward to this.

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  10. Finally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been out of ideas since at least Rocky II.

    1. Re:Finally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shirley you mean Rambo?

    2. Re:Finally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, and don't call me Surely

  11. How long until BTTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really afraid now.

    1. Re:How long until BTTF? by Calydor · · Score: 1

      A faithful BTTF set in 20151985 could have been rather amusing.

      Of course, a faithful reboot of anything is rarer than anything else.

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    2. Re:How long until BTTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Episode 4 was ok. Episode 5 made me angry. Episode 6 went right off the rails, but the 20TB data-crystal VR holo-release had some decent extras, and the AI simulation of Michael J Fox playing Marty McFly was spot on. If you weren't a fan of ep 4, just rent ep 6 from RedBox Drone.

    3. Re:How long until BTTF? by hey! · · Score: 1

      I dunno. They do a Three Musketeers for every new generation, and that's always in the year 1625. Remaking Back to the Future every thirty years or so actually seems like a pretty good idea, because you can slide the window forward and have a whole fresh set of gags.

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  12. In their defense... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 5, Informative

    As I understand it, it isn't a reboot per se. Rather, it will be another story set in "The Matrix Universe." So rather than the story of the Nebuchadnezzar, it will center on the crew of, say, the Ganesha. Make it a prequel.

    Think something like "Star Wars: Rogue One" or something similar.

    1. Re:In their defense... by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing they'll find a gifted hacker who's name is "Wot" (hopefully I don't have to point out that's an anagram of "two") and played by Alex Winter.

      There really isn't a lot of creativity in Hollywood.

    2. Re:In their defense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Think something like "Star Wars: Rogue One" or something similar.

      It will be full movie length movies for stories similar to those in "The Animatrix"

    3. Re:In their defense... by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 3, Funny

      >>I'm guessing they'll find a gifted hacker who's name is "Wot" (hopefully I don't have to point out that's an anagram of "two") and played by Alex Winter.

      Stop stealing my fan fiction!

    4. Re:In their defense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and She will be a black lesbian, because diversity or Oscars strike..

    5. Re:In their defense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and Who's on third...

    6. Re:In their defense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In a wheelchair

    7. Re:In their defense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're not going to retcon the storyline of the sequels out of existence, then no thank you. I have no interest in learning more about a fantasy world that got so progressively boring that I kept wishing that the long, climactic fight scene at the end would just finish already so I could go home.

    8. Re:In their defense... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Ms Anderson now is known as Noelle but prefers 'Corky'. She's an older, wiser, incarnation played by Kate Mulgrew,

      Trinity wears a lot of Violet in this movie and is played by Jeri Ryan.

      Oh and following the success of the 3310, Nokia are re-releasing the 8110 slider.

    9. Re:In their defense... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      That does sound more plausible. With Marvel and DC establishing shared Cinematic universes, Disney mining the Star Wars franchise, and the "Monsterverse" (King Kong, Godzilla etc.) and "Universal Monsters" (The Mummy and a bunch more upcoming films) doing the same thing, everyone else wants to get in on the act.

    10. Re:In their defense... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      This would actually be an interesting idea in a movie with two realities though, contrasting the freedom of one reality with the limitations of the other.

    11. Re:In their defense... by WallyL · · Score: 1

      Wot?!

  13. Neuromancer by orasio · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe go with the original this time? Get William Gibson to adapt it for them?

    1. Re:Neuromancer by Kevoco · · Score: 5, Interesting

      yes, please... or Snowcrash

    2. Re:Neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they don't make a Snowcrash movie. Whenever i think about the possibility, i keep picturing Tron Legacy.

    3. Re:Neuromancer by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yes, please... or Snowcrash

      I vote for Cryptonomicon.

    4. Re:Neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear god no. Snowcrash is a great book but would make an unbelievably shit movie. You'd have a 45 minute chunk in the middle which is purely a talking head going on about namshubs.

    5. Re:Neuromancer by flink · · Score: 1

      Maybe go with the original this time? Get William Gibson to adapt it for them?

      The sad thing is at this point everyone would think it was a ripoff of The Matrix or Hackers.

    6. Re:Neuromancer by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with all the Neal Stephenson I've read. He goes in-depth into interesting topics, but it's more like sitting in a college classroom than something you could put on screen. I guess you could handwave through it the way a lot of sci-fi movies do and maybe get away with it.

    7. Re:Neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you follow it up with a Lord of the Rings epic "Baroque Cycle" series.

    8. Re:Neuromancer by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      They'd probably create an entire film around The Deliverator and stop there. Played by Nicholas Cage of course.

    9. Re:Neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as they don't PG-rate the adaptation.

    10. Re:Neuromancer by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      "Hiro" didn't poll well with our test audiences so we're running with "Steve"

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    11. Re:Neuromancer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The Big U aside, everything Stephenson has written under his name could reasonably be made into a movie — in the same universe, no less. Well, one book steps into another one, but it gets to have one foot in the same universe. I actually think the best one to start with would be Zodiac, both because it would be cheap and because it would be highly relevant right now. And then I would go through them in the order in which they were published.

      While we are discussing authors whose books should be made into movies, it is irresponsible not to mention Walter Jon Williams. Hardwired is the obvious primary example, Aristoi (from whence the name of my website was derived) is right up there as well... Days of Atonement would have been better made in the eighties (I actually imagine it paced/shot like a 70s film) but everything else would work just fine as a contemporary picture.

      And of course, for fuck's sake, Larry Niven. However you feel about him as an author, basically all of his books would make great movies.

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    12. Re:Neuromancer by jonwil · · Score: 1

      YES PLEASE. Done right, a Neuromancer film could be the best cyberpunk film ever made.

    13. Re:Neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely Zodiac. The whole time I was reading it I felt it was pretty much movie material. Would be pretty trivial to trim it back to a couple of hours worth of movie.
      Though at that point it would be a serviceable, though probably not stellar, action/"thriller" flick.

    14. Re:Neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe go with the original this time? Get William Gibson to adapt it for them?

      Agreed on Neuromancer.

      Others that haven't been done I'd like to see are:
      The Forever War - great book - and that is actually happening. I hope they don't screw it up.
      Blood Music - great book - and it is possible with today's special effects as long as they don't exclusively use CGI.
      The Jaunt (Stephen King) - great story that could be a feature film.

      I think Sci-Fi in particular too often tries to hard to be an action film with a Sci-Fi setting. Try something other than explosions and lasers and robots and perhaps get me thinking a bit. Use actual science such as relativistic physics (The Forever War), genetic engineering (Blood Music), wormholes (The Jaunt), etc.,... and really take it to the limit. The stories are already there, just don't try to appeal to the average person who doesn't understand or care about 'nerd crap'. Often, I think, good Sci-Fi actually sparks interest in 'nerd crap' for the average person when it is presented well. Look at Interstellar and the Matrix as examples - lots of people talking about deep, heavy science and philosophic implications after those films just to name a few.

      Just please, DO NOT EVER try to reboot 2001: A Space Odyssey. That one is NOT meant to be explained only interpreted. Make sure, if you haven't already, to watch the film BEFORE reading the book.

    15. Re:Neuromancer by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Baroque Cycle is nothing compared to the adaptation Ron Howard is actually fucking contemplating doing:
      http://collider.com/seveneves-...

    16. Re:Neuromancer by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      I just read The Rift by WJW - great disaster book (not sci-fi) which actually feels more contemporary than it would have when he wrote it. It would make an excellent movie.

    17. Re:Neuromancer by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can work out a good ending for it. I thought the Baroque Cycle was much better - even with the boring bits. Anathem would make an interesting movie. In fact any of his books except the one they've picked (not that it was awful, I still read it, but it was a pretty dull idea which didn't even have a good ending)

    18. Re:Neuromancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And splice in a proper -short-film- of Johnny Neumonic.

    19. Re:Neuromancer by PMuse · · Score: 1

      I vote for Cryptonomicon.

      I love Cryptonomicon (have read it 5+ times now), but it's unmakeable as a feature film, isn't it?

      1. Two timelines, each of which has enough events for a feature film.
      2. The 1990s timeline lacks action scenes (i.e., explosions, deaths)
      3. Goto Dengo's 1940s scenes are almost nothing but deaths (brutal, depressing)
      4. Bobby Shaftoe's 1940s scenes require expensive sets / locations
      5. The easiest material to cut is Julietta and Ami (which we mustn't do)

      Cryptonomicon would do better as a 8-16 hour series. In that format, the lighthearted but unexciting Randy and Lawrence scenes could offer relief from the brutal Goto Dengo stuff. Plus, intersperse some of the romping Bobby Shaftoe stuff to spice it up. Imagine what reading the book would have been like if NS hadn't done that.

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    20. Re:Neuromancer by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Snowcrash is eminently makeable. The pacing is great and there's just enough material for a feature film.

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  14. You don't need to remake by slapout · · Score: 1

    Just make proper sequels

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  15. Plenty of ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't believe they have run out of ideas. They don't want to take on the risk of launching a movie with no history given the costs associated with creating a major sci-fi/fantasy movie.

    It's actually rather sad, between the comic book universe and the "remaking" of existing franchises, there's a ton of really great stories that fail to make it to the big screen as a result.

    1. Re:Plenty of ideas by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Hollywood and Dollars are never far apart...

      Money talks and they only listen to money out there on the left coast. Unfortunately they only listen to left coast money...

      Which is why there has been a bunch of independent films making money for decades. If you want to make a movie that's not PC in it's story line, or has subject matter Hollywood doesn't like (even if it would do well in fly over country), your best bet is to avoid Hollywood.

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  16. My idea for a new matrix movie: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    John Wick 3: The Matrix

    On the run from fellow assassins, John decides to change his identity, and become Neo. Neo then encounters a group of terrorists, and is offered a chance to see the truth. The world, as it really is. After some stuff Neo/John returns and fights a bunch of terminators.

    The End.

    1. Re:My idea for a new matrix movie: by Highdude702 · · Score: 2

      Honestly that sounds better than Reloaded.. So you know it wont happen.

    2. Re:My idea for a new matrix movie: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Wick 4: Speeding Cruiser

      Picking up from where John Wick 3 left off we have John on his hovercraft cruiser returning to Zion only to find that one of the terminators has survived as a stowaway. The terminator has disabled the controls on the ship and it's on a collision course with Zion with ever increasing speed. John and the rest of the crew must destroy the terminator, restore control of the ship, and prevent a crash landing that could kill millions.

  17. It's not ideas. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ideas are plentiful. I can come up with ideas. Some might even be decent movies.

    But ideas are risky. Making a movie is expensive, especially a big-title blockbuster. Tens, even hundreds of millions of dollars for the very biggest. $63,000,000 for the Matrix. Of course studios aren't going to gamble that kind of money on new, unproven ideas. They will spend it on things that they know have a proven history of financial success. Franchises, sequals, spin-offs. Things the market has assessed, and judged worthy. Stars with a track record of drawing in the crowds. Stories that are packed with cliches, but cliches that audiences have always responded positively to.

    This assures hollywood of profits, but it also means all movies start to look the same after a while. If you want new material you will have to look to independent productions, where they can take risks - but be warned, Sturgeon's law holds, and you will have to wade through a lot of horrible B-movies and obscure review websites to find the hidden gems.

    1. Re:It's not ideas. by PoopJuggler · · Score: 2

      $63,000,000 for the Matrix. Of course studios aren't going to gamble that kind of money on new, unproven ideas.

      If nobody would risk $63million on a new idea then how did The Matrix get made in the first place, considering it was a new unproven idea?

    2. Re:It's not ideas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ideas are plentiful. I can come up with ideas. Some might even be decent movies.

      But ideas are risky. Making a movie is expensive, especially a big-title blockbuster. Tens, even hundreds of millions of dollars for the very biggest. $63,000,000 for the Matrix. Of course studios aren't going to gamble that kind of money on new, unproven ideas. They will spend it on things that they know have a proven history of financial success.

      And yet, what is the number one thing that every accountant and investment advisor will tell you when you are looking for something to invest in: past performance is no guarantee of future profit.

    3. Re:It's not ideas. by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Honestly I feel The Matrix was just a spin of Hackers + Revenge of the nerds - the comedy.

    4. Re:It's not ideas. by Calydor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because it was a different time back then.

      We were heading into the dotcom bubble back then, economy looked extremely healthy and things were looking up as we were heading into a new millenium. You can see the same thing with computer games from around that time, lots of experimentation (some better than others ...) as 3D graphics were becoming the norm.

      Now, though, everyone is afraid of screwing up and bankrupting the company on one miss because that is all it will take. And what do we get? Movie rehashes and half of all AAA games desperate to get in on the E-sports market because that could prove to be a sustainable business model if it works. The rest are, again, rehashes. You don't see groundbreakers like Portal or Everquest and WoW now - which is surprising considering those were all so successful in their heyday, actually.

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    5. Re:It's not ideas. by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Guarantee? No. But just as correlation don't imply causation, correlation DOES imply you should look closer.

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    6. Re:It's not ideas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is all I say about games as sports; videogames are not sports until they are regulated like sports.

      Even chess tournaments make you piss in a cup to check for drugs.

    7. Re:It's not ideas. by rhazz · · Score: 1

      You don't see groundbreakers like Portal or Everquest and WoW now

      How do you define ground-breaking? Portal and EQ (great games) weren't super popular, but they are fan-favorites. The only "ground-breaking" game I can think of is Minecraft.

    8. Re:It's not ideas. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Portal itself was a great little game but afaict it didn't try to be a standalone "AAA" title. It was an "extra" bundled in as part of the orange box. It was relatively short, had little in the way of graphics (indoor pristine test chambers are real simple from a graphics perspective), little in the way of story,

      It was only four years later after the original had proven itself that they released the sequel which extended the concept into a much larger and more varied game.

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    9. Re:It's not ideas. by soc_cost_priv_gains · · Score: 1

      The only "ground-breaking" game I can think of is Minecraft.

      Literally.

  18. Let's reboot the reboot of Spiderman's reboot! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed.

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    1. Re:Let's reboot the reboot of Spiderman's reboot! by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      Or Hulk or Fantastic Four!

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    2. Re:Let's reboot the reboot of Spiderman's reboot! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Batman has been rebooted more than any franchise I can think of.

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  19. Ghost In The Shell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't they just milk Ghost In The Shell? Or, instead of reboot, couldn't they just make a new sequel trilogy?

    1. Re:Ghost In The Shell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Can't they just milk Ghost In The Shell?

      Scarlett Johansson has some big boobies, all right.

    2. Re:Ghost In The Shell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I chuckled - thanks

  20. It's not out of ideas, it's risk adverse by H3lldr0p · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Hollywood business is currently driven by metrics that put incredible emphasis on the immediate payout over the long-term health of franchises and eventual returns that used to come with home video sales. Part of this has been driven by the digitization of movies and music and part of it is the marketing of instant gratification.

    Much of this has to do with Wall Street's insistence for quarterly returns since this is where movie studios have to go to if they want the cash to make them. It's also why you've seen movie budgets both explode and shrink at the same time. The banks want their money at a return rate which would make most mobsters blush. If you're not going to produce a hit that will, at minimum, return triple its costs then you'll not get financed. On the other hand if you can keep the costs down in the single digit millions, then plain curiosity during opening weekend will likely see profit.

    The stuff in the middle doesn't return fast enough for anyone to care about getting it made. Forty million for a movie these days? Forget it. Hollywood can't make the guarantees it can with a budget of two-hundred million. You want the movie to grow an audience through word of mouth? Forget it. Hollywood doesn't have the patience for that to happen. It needs the numbers to come up in the black inside of the next twelve weeks, not in the next two years.

    1. Re:It's not out of ideas, it's risk adverse by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Though to me, a Matrix sequel/reboot/whatever is a major risk with the amount of effort to get it right. Though I don't think this is the kind of risk Hollywood cares about.

    2. Re:It's not out of ideas, it's risk adverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm actually surprised that the movie studios are *still* in business with all of the pirating and what-not.
      For as long as I've been a patron, no movie has ever netted a penny. Some of them barely broke even,
      with some clever accounting to help. Look at Disney. Does anyone really believe in a $500.00 price tag
      for a <s>toilet seat<\s> one day pass for a family of four? Really!? They only do it 'cause the government
      tells 'em to; it's true.

      CAP === 'reaped'

    3. Re:It's not out of ideas, it's risk adverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twelve weeks???? HAHA if is not good it opening weekend, and if it's not at least half that the next one then it's a BOMB.

    4. Re:It's not out of ideas, it's risk adverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, they're also out of ideas.

      The novel isn't exactly the healthiest of art forms lately, not like it was anyway, and that's where the ideas come from. The best movies are based on books and the golden age of the novel has sailed.

    5. Re:It's not out of ideas, it's risk adverse by soc_cost_priv_gains · · Score: 1

      I for one am tired of this trend in Hollywood where movies need to be "gritty" and the heroes serious and brooding for no good reason. Let's go back to heroes not taking themselves so serious. Compare the James Bond characters played by Sean Connery and Roger Moore vs Daniel Craig. Also, whatever happened to comedies that didn't need to resort to vulgarity to be funny.

  21. I hate to say this... by magical+liopleurodon · · Score: 1

    I really hate to say this, but it could technically work.

    In the original matrix movies, the matrix and zion kept getting rebuild and they were already on their 6th generation or something.

    So this could be the generation after

    That said, I still think they shouldn't do it.

    1. Re:I hate to say this... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It probably won't work (at least for people who saw the original) because it won't be the original. It won't have the novelty value of those cool action scenes, of bullet time, etc. It won't have Reeves, Fishburne, Moss, or Weaving. Chances are they've learned the wrong lessons (as already shown by the 2nd and 3rd movies) and instead of a good story we'll get endless boring overly-choreographed action scenes.

      On the other hand, it's a chance to do it right - ditch the battery crap and make the humans enslaved so their unused brain capacity acts as processors for the machine network, making it more creative than any silicon-based system yet designed. Make Zion just another layer to capture those who 'escaped' the Matrix. Do more with the Architect (in fact, I'd have bits of the original trilogy on his wall displays...)

      Then show the REAL real world at the end of it; the new Neo waking up into a more typical futuristic world, all shiny, bright sky... but all the 'people' walking around are machines. Make the machines afraid of humans waking up en-mass because it would lobotomize them. Make the humans concerned that if they all woke up, they'd simply starve to death if the robots didn't notice and strap them right back into the Matrix.

    2. Re:I hate to say this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And then he wakes up for real and sees a spinning top that almost, but doesn't quite fall over.

    3. Re:I hate to say this... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      No it will be super Uber CGI effects and laughable story lines.

    4. Re:I hate to say this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah the Matrix plot could be improved how the parent suggested... but wait about 20 years after the original. That way we might be a little excited about a remake. Also a Ghostbusters remake totally should have worked but a worn out original cast should have been retiring and handing over the franchise to their children or younger people...

    5. Re:I hate to say this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They wouldn't even have to "remake" the story that's already been told with Neo, Trinity and Morpheus and the rest. They could simply proceed from the premise that the truce at the end of the third film didn't hold and the machines destroy the human resistance (again) and restart the "one" cycle. It would probably be best to set the fourth film some time after the beginning of the sixth cycle (the original movies covered the end of the fifth cycle), but probably at least 25 years or so. That would essentially allow an almost completely new story to be told in the Matrix universe with minimal need to reference the events or characters of the previous trilogy, except perhaps for the Architect and the Oracle and the "one" cycle. In fact, it could be a different "one" this time, doesn't have to be Neo, because there were five "ones" before Neo and it makes sense that there would be more after him. They would even benefit from re-using the world history, tech and much of the established world pieces because the Matrix is a cycle that was designed to be rebooted and repeated to maintain the long term survival of both the machines and the humans.

    6. Re:I hate to say this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's still be a sequel, not a remake

  22. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood never had any "original" ideas. That's neither good nor bad. Many of the best films in cinematic history were adaptations, remakes or -- FSM forbid -- reboots. The fact of the matter is, ideas matter somewhat, but execution is always going to be Paramount. Yes, that was a weak pun.

  23. CHIPS More likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pffft

    They would remake CHIPS or Baywatch into movies before they would ever even think of BTTF. You are safe at least until they decide to make those two old TVs shows into movies, like that would ever happen.

    1. Re:CHIPS More likely by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Six Million Dollar Man is something that should be a remake.

    2. Re: CHIPS More likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0493405/

  24. Film_s_? by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Informative

    Films? There is only one Matrix film. There were never any sequels.

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    1. Re:Film_s_? by Rande · · Score: 1

      Highlander. There was only one.

  25. It's your own fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    if you only watch non-original remakes. TV is not "a dystopian wasteland of bland prequels to famous action movies". If you count Netflix, Amazon, Cable channels like HBO and the BBC (and you should), there are tons of original stories being told. I'm in the middle of season one of Taboo and absolutely blown away by the depth and grit of this story (and Tom Hardy's acting is awesome in it).

    Yes, there is tons of dreck on TV and in the movies, but you don't have to watch it. If you don't want a world of rehashes and reboots and generally unnecessary exploitation of stories already told, change the channel / don't buy the ticket.

    1. Re:It's your own fault... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that the GOOD TV seems to be axed after a few episodes and the crap TV keeps getting made for season after season. Pure Genius (one of the best shows of recent times) didn't even get a full season yet garbage like Survivor keeps being green-lit for season after crappy season...

  26. There are hundreds of movies out there... by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's hundreds of movies that come out each year, maybe 10% of which are prequels or re-makes. If I go to AV Club and look up their reviews of recent movies, I see:

    After The Storm, Taipei Story, Frantz, The Sense Of An Ending, Raw, Personal Shopper, My Scientology Movie, Actor Martinez, Kong: Skull Island, The Last Word, The Shack, Table 19, Catfight, Before I Fall, Wolves, Donald Cried, Logan, I Don’t Feel At Home In This World Anymore, Collide, Rock Dog, Ash Brannon

    20 movies, only two of which are big re-makes/sequels of well-known action movies. So what's the problem? If you don't like franchise movies, the large majority of movies being created aren't re-makes/sequels.

    It's like saying all music today is terrible because you hate country...just listen to something else!

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    1. Re:There are hundreds of movies out there... by mrun4982 · · Score: 2

      People are referring to big-budget action and sci-fi movies. Those are mostly just remakes/sequels/prequels/etc. To your point though, yeah, there are plenty of original movies out there in general.

    2. Re:There are hundreds of movies out there... by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's like saying all music today is terrible because you hate country...just listen to something else!

      But I tried the other kind, turns out I hate western too. :(

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  27. Already been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They already did a remake, it was called "The Lego Movie"

  28. They aren't making movies for you by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Hollywood has made more money from abroad than in the US for a while now. It's now to the point that they are making movies primarily for foreign consumption and merely showing them here.

    That is also why a lot of movies are full of explosions, and don't have much confusing plot (woohoo transformers!), because that is easy to translate into any language and culture. Seriously, check out these numbers.

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    1. Re:They aren't making movies for you by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is, decent movies are another casualty of globalization?

    2. Re:They aren't making movies for you by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yeah. And actually it wouldn't be a problem if the large studios didn't also own the distribution networks and theaters. The big studios only want to fund billion dollar movies, and those are the ones that they show.

      There are plenty of movies that would be great (I'm thinking movies like Amadeus, or Man for All Seasons or Dead Poets Society or BladeRunner) and would make $100-$300 million, but they won't get any screen time since the theaters have no choice in what they display. If BladeRunner 2049 turns out to be good then we'll be lucky.

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    3. Re:They aren't making movies for you by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

      Transformers did really well in SE Asia.... while I could barely watch the movie myself.

      Going to the cinema is so cheap over there, you can easily turn into a film buff in your time off and watch piles of dreck.

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  29. I would like to return this monkey's paw... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    hey, we're giving you Ghost in the Shell, you nerds love that one, quit yer whining!

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    1. Re:I would like to return this monkey's paw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize this is probably the only reason they wanna remake The Matrix, right? They were already rebooting Bladerunner and GIS stole the show, they're already thinking its gonna flop.

    2. Re:I would like to return this monkey's paw... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      i don't have any hopes for that movie. even arise sucked. a third stand alone complex season would be awesome, though.

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    3. Re:I would like to return this monkey's paw... by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      All I have seen of it so far is concentrating on one central actor and not saying much at all about anything else.

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  30. Can't all be as original as Rocky 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They've been out of ideas since at least Rocky II.

    Yeah, that Rock 1 idea of a young guy finding a wise old mentor, preparing well, and overcoming great odds was original at the time. ;-)

  31. The current model is broken by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hollywood can't help but do this now. It's all that's left to them.

    Every film nowadays has a budget of hundreds of millions of dollars, mostly thanks to Hollywood accounting practices. To invest that kind of money you have to be able to show the principals an expected return on that investment. You need to do market analysis and show that you have an audience large enough to get that return.

    The only way to do that is to copy older blockbusters and assume the returns will be in the ballpark. Hence, reboots.

    Look at Deadpool if you want to know about risk aversion. The studio did NOT want to make that movie. It was "risky". Imagine living in a world where you would think that a Deadpool movie was too risky. That's why they're going for The Matrix. The two sequels were garbage but still made bank. So they know that this reboot will too.

    It's the beginning of the end for Hollywood, IMO. Their model can only support smash blockbusters, and now they're out of them.

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    1. Re:The current model is broken by rahvin112 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Almost all the big budget blockbusters are remakes, retelling or variations on successful works. It's covered in better detail by people earlier in the thread because of the reality of large studio's investing large amounts of money and needing instant returns.

      But the biggest Irony of the whole "no new ideas" trope is that it's absolutely false. There are more movies being produced these days by orders of magnitude what they were 20 years ago. In the 80's there were maybe 20-30 or less movies produced a year, these days it's probably closer to 200. But the problem is that almost all the money goes to a handful of "blockbuster" films that are expected to gross billions in the first month.

    2. Re:The current model is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Imagine living in a world where you would think that a Deadpool movie was too risky.

      What, you mean like this world? Seriously, I *think* it's about a superhero that nobody's ever heard of. Shit, Ant Man was less risky than Deadpool, and that's one of the dumbest comic book characters ever.

    3. Re:The current model is broken by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's the beginning of the end for Hollywood, IMO. Their model can only support smash blockbusters, and now they're out of them.

      But the blockbusters are still making a billion dollars each. Transformers makes money. The new Star Wars are forgettable crap but they make money.

      Saying it's the "beginning of the end" when they're still pulling in billions is like Yoga Bera's restaurant nobody goes to anymore because it's too crowded.

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    4. Re:The current model is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fox wanted the Deadpool movie, they just wanted it cheap because "R" movies conventionally have smaller audiences. That was a good move, and Fox should be applauded for attempting a niche films for a smaller audience. Deadpool would have been hopelessly compromised if it had the budget and expected audience of a Marvel movie.

    5. Re:The current model is broken by supremebob · · Score: 1

      Sci-Fi movies tend be more expensive to produce than dramas or documentaries because of their special effects budgets as well. That's probably why they tend to suffer from "squealitis" than other genres, because the big movie houses are afraid to gamble a 100 million dollars on an untested concept.

      That's why we should be rooting for more original movie content from the likes of Netflix and Amazon. They seem to be be making riskier bets with their content, and making far more of them. Sure, some of them suck, but they have both had a few good hits recently.

    6. Re:The current model is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Their model can only support smash blockbusters, and now they're out of them."

      This is the same for Venture Capital, except the call the companies they need Unicorns, not blockbusters.

    7. Re:The current model is broken by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      That's why we should be rooting for more original movie content from the likes of Netflix and Amazon.

      I would include the likes of HBO as well. Not everything can be great but they are willing to try out something different.

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    8. Re:The current model is broken by PMuse · · Score: 1

      It's the beginning of the end for Hollywood, IMO. Their model can only support smash blockbusters . . .

      The end won't come for Hollywood until it stops making money. And that won't happen until some one steals their audience. Until then, people will keep on paying for "Crapisode VIII, now in 3D!", so long as it's labeled with the name of some older story that was good once.

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    9. Re:The current model is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As said in other postings, sure there are ideas... but Hollywood (well its backers really), are RISK ADVERSE. If you want an actual original creative film, one is encouraged to loiter around Indy & Alternative Theatres- or stream some Euro Art Film. Because American Hollywood wants a tried & true money making formulae.

      Not saying I like it, just saying that sweet, awesome, creative films get swept under the rug... whilst BLOCKBUSTER (boom, hooray, confetti) movies get promoted because they'll satisfy a large & money spending audience.

  32. we're in the matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it Hollywood that has run out of ideas... or the architect?

  33. Next year - "Good Omens" by dpilot · · Score: 1

    On the Beeb, at least something original (to the screen) is coming.

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    1. Re:Next year - "Good Omens" by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      There's also the BBC version of "His Dark Materials" in the pipeline, and Netflix's "Altered Carbon" coming soon. Both of which require a certain amount of ...bravery on the part of the producers.

      Plus there's more of the Expanse on the way, Wasn't overwhelmed by it (they've messed up the best character from the books - the potty-mouthed Indian UN bigwig) - but it was pretty watchable.

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    2. Re:Next year - "Good Omens" by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I would really like to see Alastair Reynolds' "Pushing Ice" done as a three-parter. It was a good story at the time, but it also struck me as being particularly adaptable to movie form. So often making a movie means hacking the book to pieces. "Pushing Ice" was already broken into three pieces by the author, and each piece seemed to me to have about movie-length scope.

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  34. Eighteen Years???? by sycodon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fuck me.

    I'm old.

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    1. Re:Eighteen Years???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuck me.

      I'm old.

      Fuck me, I'm legal!

    2. Re:Eighteen Years???? by TheReaperD · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Both of those statements taken together make quite parent fetish. *shudder*

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    3. Re:Eighteen Years???? by theskipper · · Score: 2

      Nah, cheer up. You'll know it's really over when you need to take the blue pill.

    4. Re:Eighteen Years???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've only just realised, you're doing well.

      For, er, a friend of mine, he felt old when his teenage crush - the very lovely Winona Ryder - turned up as Spock's mother...

    5. Re:Eighteen Years???? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      When you're watching TV and you think "She's a bit of a MILF" then it turns out she's younger than you.

      Pretty bad. So I'm told.

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    6. Re:Eighteen Years???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winona Ryder is a shoplifter and a whore.

    7. Re:Eighteen Years???? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Shoplifting and Charlie Sheen antics are just things actors do to get out of contracts by engaging in antics that result in a property's association with the actor to be negative. Somehow it allows the actor to avoid financial penalties in the contract if the actor was to simply quit.

    8. Re:Eighteen Years???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're such a sweet talker, I can't help myself ... bend over a little more would you, I need to pull your diapers off ...

    9. Re:Eighteen Years???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps. But she's a damned good looking shoplifter (don't know about the rest so won't comment)

    10. Re:Eighteen Years???? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Fuck me.

      I'm old.

      Fuck me, I'm legal!

      *Fucks*

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  35. Keanu needs to have a small role by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he could be Agent Smith and Agent Smith could be Neo's transgendered gay lover..? I think that's what millennials like these days.

    1. Re:Keanu needs to have a small role by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Both the Wachowskis are sisters now, so that sounds about right.

    2. Re:Keanu needs to have a small role by Kevoco · · Score: 1

      The Architect

    3. Re:Keanu needs to have a small role by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I was about to write "WTF are you talking about?" or something along those lines. So I checked them out on Wikipedia, and sure enough, the other one transitioned 1 year ago. Very weird. Not that there's anything wrong with being trans, but two brothers both being trans and transitioning, fairly late in life to boot, is highly unusual.

    4. Re:Keanu needs to have a small role by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You mean

      fairly late in life to reboot

    5. Re:Keanu needs to have a small role by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that there's anything wrong with being trans,

      [Citation Needed]

  36. OriginalDVDs/Tapes are now "bootlegs" of respins by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that if you have a VHS Tape or DVD of a movie which is being "rebooted" or "reimagined" then you could be a target of big film-maker lawyers because you have a competing work which could hurt the value of the new product.

    Hopefully I'm not giving any studio suits any ideas - I'd hate to go to the clink because I owned a copy of the Matrix part 3.

  37. Re:They'll screw it up as they did with Point Brea by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They'll screw it up as they did with Point Break

    I think the problem is that there isn't an asshole shortage in Hollywood.

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  38. I would love to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a cinematic adaptation of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon or even Reamde. Either of these would be great, but the former could be an epic experience given the right producer and directors.

  39. The Amber Chronicles by Mybrid · · Score: 1

    The Amber Chronicles is a swashbuckling matrix with infinite universes between Amber and the Courts of Chaos. Do that.

    1. Re:The Amber Chronicles by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      That would be a wonderful choice, as would Philip Jose Farmer's "World of Tiers" series.

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    2. Re:The Amber Chronicles by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      I second that. Get to it Hollywood!

    3. Re:The Amber Chronicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree, Zelazny's books could make good movies.

      If I had a gajillion dollars I'd make a film series based on Donaldson's Chronicles of Thomas Covenant.

  40. 18 years is about right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A whole new generation has grown up, one that hasn't seen the originals but is of age to see the new ones and milk mom and pop for the ticket, gas money and concession.

  41. What do you mean 'finally ran out of ideas'? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 2

    Hollywood ran out of ideas at least as far back as the 1990's. That's one of the reasons The Matrix was as popular as it was: It was, in many ways, an original thought.

    I agree with others on this; leave The Matrix alone. It doesn't need to be 'rebooted', it doesn't need a 'remake'. Leave it be.

  42. who you gonna call? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until the reboot Ghostbusters 2016 with an all male cast.

    1. Re:who you gonna call? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for Ghostbusters with an all-dog cast, straight to video. But so adorable.

      Once Dog Ghostbusters is a hit, we'll see a remake with babies and CGI lip-syncing.

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    2. Re:who you gonna call? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given all the ads for Boss Baby, please keep that to yourself ;O

    3. Re:who you gonna call? by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I'd pay to see Apollo 13 remade with an all female cast.

  43. Remake, not "reboot" or "reImagining" by crow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can we stop with this reinventing of the language and stick with the words that really describe what they're doing? They're doing remakes. The only reboot I've seen is Star Trek, where they used time travel to radically change the universe, but it's technically the same universe (or multiverse) as everything that had preceded it. The new Battlestar Galactica pushed the term "reImagining" to stress that they were changing the story and doing it differently, but it was still a remake (a fantastic one).

    Movies in a franchise are generally either a remake or a sequel (or prequel). I'm not sure I would use the term "sequel" for the James Bond movies, where each one tends to be an independent storyline with few sequential aspects, but loosely speaking they fit the definition.

    1. Re:Remake, not "reboot" or "reImagining" by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The new Battlestar Galactica pushed the term "reImagining" to stress that they were changing the story and doing it differently, but it was still a remake (a fantastic one).

      Only until around the 3rd season, where it jumped the shark. That was a real shame, because it truly was fantastic in the beginning.

    2. Re:Remake, not "reboot" or "reImagining" by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      You mean re-imagining.

    3. Re:Remake, not "reboot" or "reImagining" by crow · · Score: 1

      I was copying how it was used in the story blurb above, but I agree that your way is much better.

  44. because by imatter · · Score: 1

    they are about as good at coming up with new ideas for films as there at coming up with new distribution methods.

    1. Re:because by imatter · · Score: 1

      they are about as good at coming up with new ideas for films as they are at coming up with new distribution methods.

      fucking auto complete

    2. Re:because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's a formula with predictable results. Every great while Hollywood will make a gamble on something new and different, but generally not.

      This is why TV shows tend to center around a "group".. police, firefighters, medical staff, an office, etc

      It's been done to death, generally works, and will continue to be done to death.

  45. I guess we should have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... taken the red pill

  46. I'm actually looking forward to more Matrix conten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a popular opinion, but I actually enjoyed all 4 matrix movies and am looking forward to more story in that cinematic universe.

  47. Similar thought after 1 and 2 by mpercy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I thought it would lead to layered realities, and that it would expose that many people are perfectly content in the baseline Matrix, some people's minds rebel. These people are identified and hooked to a 2nd Matrix in which they are made aware of the baseline Matrix, can interact with it, pursue their hero fantasies each to their own level necessary (Neo needed to be the One, Trinity need to be in love with the One, Morpheus had to be the one to find the One...) and steered into the whole Zion mythos.

    A few might, like Neo, once exposed to he baseline Matrix, realize that they could be in a 2nd-level Matrix and find themselves able to manipulate it as well. At that point a 3rd..N+1 level matrix would be unnecessary. Those unlucky few would just be lobotomized by the machines and put back in the soup. The effort to entertain the chosen ones with Matrix 2 is justified only by the notion that the undamaged brains allow more wetware computing power to be utilized (i.e., humans not just batteries).

    Neo getting a big needle in his brain may have been an unpleasant ending. Perhaps once the battle of Zion happened, the 3rd movie would end with a "reset" back to Neo first waking up in Scene 1 of the first matrix. They can just keep Groundhog Daying the hell out of Zion.

    1. Re:Similar thought after 1 and 2 by Carewolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I thought it would lead to layered realities, and that it would expose that many people are perfectly content in the baseline Matrix, some people's minds rebel. These people are identified and hooked to a 2nd Matrix in which they are made aware of the baseline Matrix, can interact with it, pursue their hero fantasies each to their own level necessary (Neo needed to be the One, Trinity need to be in love with the One, Morpheus had to be the one to find the One...) and steered into the whole Zion mythos.

      A few might, like Neo, once exposed to he baseline Matrix, realize that they could be in a 2nd-level Matrix and find themselves able to manipulate it as well. At that point a 3rd..N+1 level matrix would be unnecessary. Those unlucky few would just be lobotomized by the machines and put back in the soup. The effort to entertain the chosen ones with Matrix 2 is justified only by the notion that the undamaged brains allow more wetware computing power to be utilized (i.e., humans not just batteries).

      Neo getting a big needle in his brain may have been an unpleasant ending. Perhaps once the battle of Zion happened, the 3rd movie would end with a "reset" back to Neo first waking up in Scene 1 of the first matrix. They can just keep Groundhog Daying the hell out of Zion.

      If the matrix was layered, obviously the second layer was for the machines, and was there because the humans won in the host "reality", and even those thinking themselves humans in the second matrix would actually be AI slaves for humanity in the 3rd layer :P

    2. Re: Similar thought after 1 and 2 by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Neo did all kind of "magical" stuff at the end of #3. That's direct evidence that he was in a simulation. He may have been The One who was capable of manipulating the outer simulation, but he did not escape it. The trilogy is a tragedy.

      Remember that the next time somebody gives you a choice between two realities and promises you that one will give you freedom while the other will be your enslavement.

      True freedom can only come from within.

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    3. Re:Similar thought after 1 and 2 by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Calling it Zion was enough of a clue that originality had left the building and that some shit like Neo being Jesus+Zeus with guns was incoming.

      When names of significance get used as a crutch (so the viewer can bring in more meaning than the film can provide) you can expect the story to be lame.

      I think your ideas (mpercy) would have resulted in a better movie than what we ended up with for number 3.
      I think there is some merit in the suggestion that "The Matrix" was made because "Dark City" with a very similar premise was being made at the same time (or vice versa - see also 3 asteroid movies being made in the same year, 2 Dalai Lama one etc etc). "Dark City" has nowhere near the action of the Matrix but IMHO it actually makes a lot more sense. People as batteries? Lame. In "Dark City" those controlling the people have a much better reason to be messing with perceived reality.

    4. Re: Similar thought after 1 and 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for this.

    5. Re: Similar thought after 1 and 2 by Binestar · · Score: 1

      I dunno, the best explanation I've read is http://www.matrixresolutions.c...

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    6. Re:Similar thought after 1 and 2 by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      I didn't mind watching 2 and 3 , but I also resisted trying to find anything 'deep' in it. Clever, right, but in a streamofconsciousness kind of way with plenty of associations. The ease with which 'real people' were massacred without any second thought really ment you had to switch off your brain. In other movies at least there was an effort to claim 'yes but they were really bad'. Here they didn't even bother. Which may have been better or worse, YMMV.

    7. Re:Similar thought after 1 and 2 by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      My memory of the sequels is foggy, but did Neo actually manipulate reality outside of the Matrix at the end of two? I thought he just killed some machines, which really just implies that he has a wireless link to the Matrix, as he was able to alter programming while plugged in already.

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    8. Re:Similar thought after 1 and 2 by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      The evolution from the elementary 'the machines are the designated enemy to beat' to 'really going for peace and coexistence with the machines' was rather remarkable really.

    9. Re:Similar thought after 1 and 2 by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The Matrix is a great action film. It's genuinely excellent, very quotable, beautifully shot, properly used special effects and offers an interesting and compelling story.

      Dark City is a great film. It does all of the above, uses a very dry humour far more effectively, includes greater menace and doesn't have wooden acting.

      Although there are some similarities between the movies and a lot of overlaps in people and influences (same producer, same studio, apparently even one of the sets was the same) they're clearly channelling different sources, very different genres, very different aesthetics and although you may be right that Dark City opened the door for funding for The Matrix my guess is that it's more coincidence than anything.

      Luckily we can enjoy them both. Shame neither of them had a sequel.

    10. Re: Similar thought after 1 and 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sign me up I want to see that series of movies.

    11. Re:Similar thought after 1 and 2 by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Both IMHO had the same premise of reality being hidden by the "other", but came at it from different directions. It's sort of like having three asteroid movies in a year even though they had differences (see also the simultaneous production of "Kundun" and three years with Brad Pitt or whatever that Tibet=Mexico effort was called).
      Even in the first Matrix film the "Neo is the messiah" stuff was a bit of a turnoff for me even though it wasn't as overblown as in the later films. It's starting to look like the new "Ghost in the Shell" movie may be going the same "messiah" way because of how the trailers etc are putting so much emphasis on how unique the Major character is, while most of the point of the setting in previous things was pointing out how widespread such advanced technology could become.

    12. Re:Similar thought after 1 and 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy plot twists, Batman!

      It turns out that Neo is actually a machine built to simulate the original Neo who is DEAD (and talks to six-year-old boys) and that he and Agent Smith are actually the SAME PERSON!

  48. You hear that, Mr anderson? by Dracos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of creativity's death.

    The studios primarily care about profits reaped with minimal risk. The glut of prequels, sequels, reboots, and adaptations is happening because those properties are already known among the population and have a built-in audience.

    Consequently, original material gets shoved aside. Hollywood writers should be pissed because they're not being utilized to their fullest extent. At this rate, Avatar may be the last original property to originate in Hollywood.

    1. Re:You hear that, Mr anderson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, Avatar was original property?

      I'd advise you to watch Dances with Wolves, and say it's not mostly the same plot (albeit different environment, etc.)

  49. Ah, but Rocky actually *losing* by mpercy · · Score: 2

    after all that was a bit of a fresh idea.

  50. Obvious reason to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This time Neo is a black lesbian transsexual.

  51. TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And TV, for its part, is a dystopian wasteland of bland prequels to famous action movies

    [Citation needed]. Here's mine.

  52. There can only be one response. Get a Rope by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Informative

    Whoa.

    LOL, brilliant. This is a terribly written article, for the simple reason that it fails to identify if the studios are doing a remake, a reboot, or simply adding more stories in the same 'Wachowskverse'. Remakes are usually dimwitted rewrites of old classics, (I challenge anyone here to name a remake that was better than the original.) while adding more stories occasionally yields real gems like Aliens, Empire Strikes Back, and T2. Reboots are somewhere in between where an existing IP is rewritten and started over again, such as thee fucking mess that Sony has been making of the Spider-man franchise for the better part of twenty years now. I might be willing to watch more new stories set in the same world, but I really don't need to see a new Neo movie.

    Look Hollywood, if you aren't going to try to write new stories about new IP, at least write new stories about old IP rather than remake and reboot the same old stuff over and over again. We are bored with the same story over and over again.

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    1. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that The Color of Money was a better film than The Hustler, but only because Paul Newman was supernaturally good in it (and only regular Paul Newman good in the original)

      Tom Cruise can eat a bag of Thetan dicks however...

    2. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remakes are usually dimwitted rewrites of old classics, (I challenge anyone here to name a remake that was better than the original.)

      That's easy, there's a bunch.

      1. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978). The first one in the 50s was interesting and not bad, but Donald Sutherland's version was excellent. Don't watch the 3rd one made around 1990 though. The 2000s one with Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig isn't bad.

      2. The Thing (1982) by John Carpenter. This was a remake of a cheesy 50s movie. JC's version is fantastic, and has amazing stop-motion effects.

      3. Battlestar Galactica (2003). The 70s show it was a "re-imagining" of was rather cheesy, like most TV and sci-fi stuff in the 70s. The 2003 mini-series was fantastic, and the follow-up TV show was great too, for about 2 seasons. Unfortunately, it jumped the shark after that, somewhere around season 3.

      4. The Fly (1986). Jeff Goldblum's version is much better than the 50s version.

      Here's an article that lists some more.

    3. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, now, now... he didn't go Thetan until the '90s.
      And for someone who is a midget in real life, he plays a big lug learning how to hustle pretty damn good.

    4. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice! Got one for sequels that were better than the original?

    5. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Informative

      > (I challenge anyone here to name a remake^H^H^H^H^H^H regurgitation that was better than the original.)

      FTFY.

      /sarcasm You mean the new Ghostbusters -- that NO one asked for -- was better then the original? **snicker**

      Oh wait, I _actually_ have a legitimate remake that isn't shit. Challenge accepted!

      Robin Hood.

      I mean, one of the eleven remakes has to be better then the original 1912 version, right? :-)

      • Robin Hood (1912)
      • Robin Hood (1935)
      • The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
      • The Bandit of Sherwood Forest (1948)
      • The Prince of Thieves (1948)
      • The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men (1952)
      • Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960)
      • Walt Disney's Robin Hood (1973)
      • Robin Hood: The Movie (1991)
      • Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
      • Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
      • Robin Hood (2010)

      But yeah, I agree with you 99%. I'm tired of film re-cash-grabs

      Instead of reboots / reimaging / remakes / reimagining -- we should call them for what they are:

      Regurgitation

    6. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Star Wars: ESB is the first thing that comes to mind there.

      Some people might argue "Aliens", but I would argue against that, instead maintaining that both movies were excellent, for different reasons and shouldn't be compared too directly.

      Some people might argue Terminator 2.

      Superman 2 is a possibility.

      Maybe X-men 2.

      I can't think of any others offhand. Notice that most of these are well before 2000, just like all the ones in my movie re-make list (except BSG, but that wasn't a movie remake, it's TV) Personally, I think it's safe to say that in the last 15 years, there have been NO remakes or sequels better than the original, and really that Hollywood is going down the tubes.

    7. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with Aliens & Terminator 2 and add Return To Never Land.

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    8. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      The gods must be crazy 2, and crocodile dundee 2 were both better than their respective first films as far as I'm concerned.

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    9. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can't have SWEpV if you don't take Aliens. They're both steps along a story arc. In the first case, it was actually intentional!

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    10. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Adams Family Values is far better than The Adams Family.

    11. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Batman (1989) was better than Batman (1966).

    12. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      I challenge anyone here to name a remake that was better than the original.

      Ben Hur (1959) springs immediately to mind. A number of movies in various comic book franchises would probably also qualify. Does anyone really think the Adam West Batman movie was better than the Tim Burton version? (I can get that some people might prefer the Tim Burton version to the Christopher Nolan version, though that would be more of a judgment call.)

      It's also good to remember that the whole reason people tend to do remakes is because the original was good enough to be worth copying. With the possible exception of movies based on an original work in another medium (book, play, graphic novel, etc.), nobody is going to bother making a remake of a stinker. They're going to pick the stuff that was great and successful to copy, which inherently disadvantages the remake because it's being compared to something good.

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    13. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Empire Strikes Back > Star Wars
      Aliens > Alien
      The Wrath of Khan > The Motion Picture
      Mad Max 2 > Mad Max
      Superman II > Superman
      Return to Oz > The Wizard of Oz
      Evil Dead 2 > Evil Dead
      Rush Hour 2 > Rush Hour

    14. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by _merlin · · Score: 1

      The Austin Powers sequels are both better than the original.

    15. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by gravewax · · Score: 1

      (I challenge anyone here to name a remake that was better than the original.)

      That isn't even a challenge, Batman, body snatchers, the thing, true grit, Ocean's eleven, Scarface and many more, I am sure you don't agree with all but would be shocked if you didn't think the remake was better for at least a couple of those. Just because they create a lot of lemons doesn't mean there aren't some great remakes.

    16. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by davesays · · Score: 1

      Robin Hood? These are both better - Rabbit Hood: http://www.dailymotion.com/vid... Robin Hood Daffy: https://www.dailymotion.com/vi...

    17. Re: There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ben Hur in 1959 was a remake. Better than the 1925 silent version.

    18. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Star Wars: ESB is the first thing that comes to mind there.

      Neither Empire, nor the other movies you list are remakes or reboots. The movies you list are sequels. There is a big difference between sequels and remakes or reboots.

    19. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You need to read through a thread a little more before making comments like this. My statement there is a response to someone who said, "Nice! Got one for sequels that were better than the original?" after apparently liking my list of reboots.

    20. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 2003 BSG was ridiculous compared to the original.

    21. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It was "ridiculous" compared to low-budget 70s camp, which re-used the same scenes over and over? You have some very questionable taste.

    22. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The Thing (1982) by John Carpenter. This was a remake of a cheesy 50s movie. JC's version is fantastic, and has amazing stop-motion effects

      There are so many differences between the two that it's worth watching both - more "inspired" than remake. I like both. The earlier film has the nice touch for that sort of genre where everyone is good at something and there is no coward/incompetent/traitor that messes things up for everyone in a predictable way. Even the reporter who doesn't seem to be much use to anyone has his shining moment of glory at the end with the final speech that sums up the movie.

    23. Re: There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a kid, Michael Keaton as Batman was the measuring stick that Clooney and other fuck faces didn't measure up. However, Batman Begins for me beats Keaton by miles.

      I hated Heath Ledger before Joker and thought he was going to be garbage. I turned into a fan after that, he was damn good.

      I still hate Jared Leto. He sucks.

      All Superman's after the original are garbage. That Routh guy was a disaster.

    24. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Casino Royale (2006). Heck, most of the non-Brosnan Bond flicks are better than Dr. No. Although Dr. No (just rewatched last night) had some great spycraft that is lost before the series went very far.

    25. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey is another

    26. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by pinzvidz · · Score: 1

      Considering Mel Brooks' take on Robin Hood was a (brilliant) parody, it probably doesn't belong in that list...

    27. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      3. Battlestar Galactica (2003). The 70s show it was a "re-imagining" of was rather cheesy, like most TV and sci-fi stuff in the 70s. The 2003 mini-series was fantastic, and the follow-up TV show was great too, for about 2 seasons. Unfortunately, it jumped the shark after that, somewhere around season 3.

      The original Battlestar Galactica was cheesy, but that was necessary. It was designed to be straightforward "stuff of legend" fare. It was an epic, an Odyssey. There were hugh holes in the plot -- why were the 12 colonies so close to each other, but the 13th randomly so far away? How did the Cylons keep catching up with a fleet that was heading at full speed in a straight line away? If they had the technology to do that, why not just get to Earth before the colonists and wait for them there, having subjugated the entire planet?

      The flying-in-a-straight-line problem arose in both the remake and Star Trek Voyager and was essentially waved away, but the more serious the story, the harder it is to keep the holes hidden -- it's an uncanny valley for narrative plots.

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    28. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, brilliant. This is a terribly written article, for the simple reason that it fails to identify if the studios are doing a remake, a reboot, or simply adding more stories in the same 'Wachowskverse'.

      Plus they refer to other franchise sequels as 'reboots' as well--Jurassic Park and Star Wars, most notably. A reboot starts the whole series over as if the original never happened, it doesn't continue the story.

      The summary even refers to upcoming super hero reboots, but I think the author just doesn't understand the difference between a reboot and a sequel. Did Empire reboot A New Hope? And then Return of the Jedi rebooted it again?

    29. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by in10se · · Score: 1

      Sequel != Remake

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    30. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Hey Men in Tights was some quality parody work. Granted it isn't Mel Brooks's greatest work but there are very few movies are Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein quality.

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    31. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Cederic · · Score: 1

      To be fair to Tom, he's almost always watchable.

      Not many actors would have dared take on Magnolia and he's done a very small number of genuinely excellent films - e.g. Top Gun and Edge of Tomorrow.

      I could name a dozen better actors but I always expect to enjoy a Tom Cruise film.

    32. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Interestingly Aliens and Terminator 2 are also at the pinacle of cinema's "action" genre, along with The Matrix.

      I haven't seen Return to Never Land. Reviews suggest I shouldn't put too much effort into seeking it out.

    33. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Cederic · · Score: 2

      A few tricky ones there.

      Aliens, Mad Max 2 and arguably Evil Dead 2 changed genre from their original.

      Alien is a supremely excellent horror. Aliens is possibly the greatest action film ever made. I wouldn't compare them, they're very different stories doing very different things that happen to be contiguous and fit together beautifully.

      Mad Max is a dystopian revenge drama with action scenes. Mad Max 2 is an action film. I prefer the original but low budget Australian cinema is a weakness of mine so it's not a fair comparison.

    34. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Different audience though, surely?

      I'm not sure 7 year old me would've enjoyed the new series, whereas I adored the original. At the time. Along with Buck Rodgers.

    35. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Actually, I prefer the original series as well. The original was campy and low-budget but it was likeable. The characters in the original series were decent people, unlike the reboot. I watched the reboot and I hated every single one of the characters, they weren't just flawed, they were all miserable, broken, and just plain unlikeable. Since they were all terrible people, I couldn't care less if they all died or not and I stopped watching.

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    36. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) is the only one worth watching.

    37. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he did a great job in Minority Report.

      Take out the jet-pack chase and the Super Mario factory scene and it's really a pretty damn good movie.

    38. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Master+Moose · · Score: 1

      The gods must be crazy 2, and crocodile dundee 2 were both better than their respective first films as far as I'm concerned.

      I try to only mod up, and rarely mod down.. But If I had the points today....

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    39. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The original was campy and low-budget but it was likeable.

      Huh? The original BSG wasn't low-budget. IIRC it was the first TV show to cost over $1 million per episode. Probably a major reason why it got canceled.

    40. Re:There can only be one response. Get a Rope by robinsc · · Score: 1

      This Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

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    41. Re: There can only be one response. Get a Rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cecil B. DeMille remade his 1923 silent "Ten Commandments" as a talkie in 1956.

      The 1956 version is regarded as a classic, but I've never seen the 1923 version so I can't say if it's any better.

  53. Out of ideas? by bspus · · Score: 1

    How come there is no movie adaptation of neuromancer? That's where the matrix name comes from.

    It's probably no easy task to adapt it in a way that is both entertaining to a large audience and not disappointing to fans of the book at the same time, but I believe it's doable.

    1. Re:Out of ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about Minesweeper: The Movie
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

    2. Re:Out of ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the studios still have a lot of ground to cover. I anxiously look forward to "solitaire, the movie" in the next year or two.

      Antonio Banderas is.... Uno

    3. Re:Out of ideas? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      "Ball-In-the-Cup: This time, it's personal. Coming 2019."

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    4. Re:Out of ideas? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Battleship? Really?

      Yeah, I had the same reaction. On the other end of the spectrum, you've got the mashup movies like "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter".

    5. Re:Out of ideas? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Well, there was "Johnny Mnemonic", which would certainly benefit from a reboot.

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    6. Re:Out of ideas? by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      Battleship? Really?

      Yeah, I had the same reaction. On the other end of the spectrum, you've got the mashup movies like "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter".

      I want to know more about this spectrum. What's in the middle?

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    7. Re:Out of ideas? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Here or here.

    8. Re:Out of ideas? by sheramil · · Score: 1

      I would pay to see a good movie based on Nethack. They could make a whole string of them based on different play modes - straightforward, pacifist, and the classic "Blind Samurai Ascension".

    9. Re:Out of ideas? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I went and saw Battleship in the theater. I was didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was the most brain dead movie I ever saw.

    10. Re:Out of ideas? by Superdarion · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the minesweeper movie.

    11. Re:Out of ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I give you Unicode Characters The Movie starring Captain Jean-Luc Picard as U+1F4A9 PILE OF POO. I'm not shitting you – but Hollywood is.

    12. Re:Out of ideas? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I want to know more about this spectrum. What's in the middle?

      An impossible colour that induces violent stomach upset and vomiting.

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    13. Re:Out of ideas? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Have you seen Beach Blanked Bingo? Have you seen the majority of the movies in the 50-ies and 60-ies.
      They took a title and made a movie around it.

      There have been bad movies and bad stories and bad music since the beginning of time. It is just that those are forgotten.

      Stories get retold. The reason they do this might be a surprise, but it is money. People hear 'Matrix reboot' and they will know what it is about more or less. That is about 75% of their marketing budget that can be used for something else.

      Now try to market Branded. Great movie, but the majority of people will have no idea what that would be about. Is it an action movie, or a RomCom or a western about cattle? And this is a movie that already exists.

      Even "Bambi 3, the dear deer." will have a better idea on what it is about than "Sporadic alerts" written by me, no matter the quality. So less marketing cost and more people that will go and see it.

      So why would they want to do original stories again?

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    14. Re:Out of ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Monopoly (the movie) is apparently in production [imdb.com].)

      Well, THAT should be easy to film. No editing required! It will still get a shitty review though, once people find out it's based on a true story.

    15. Re:Out of ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Battleship? Really?

      Battleship was simultaneously absolutely terrible and far better than it had any right to be. Maybe that's the secret to making movies in Hollywood these days - get people to set their expectations at 0 and overdeliver.

    16. Re:Out of ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, "Clue" was pretty good.

    17. Re:Out of ideas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As board game movies go, Clue was awesome!

    18. Re:Out of ideas? by vandamme · · Score: 1

      I saw it on a plane. I just can't imagine it was passed over at the Razzies.

    19. Re:Out of ideas? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Glad I'm not the only person that actually enjoyed Battleship. It was a terrible film in many regards, but it was entertaining and didn't pretend to be anything it wasn't.

      I respect film makers that can do that. I'd rather watch tacky Battleship than the over marketed full of itself even shittier stupidly large budget Transformers sequel du jour.

    20. Re:Out of ideas? by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      Antonio Banderas is.... Uno

      Eh, I'd take that over a Matrix reboot.

      Or over watching the original Matrix again. God, what an overrated film that is. TFA claims "creativity"; there was hardly a creative moment in the entire thing. It's a sorry hash of sophomoric interpretations of solipsism, Baudrillard and other poststructuralist thinkers, that new-age self-actualization crap the W's are into, and poorly-shot US versions of Asian action scenes, with none of the daring, skill, or humor of their source. The plot was nonsensical, even by Hollywood SF standards. The acting alternated between minimal to the point of nothingness and hyperbolic scenery-chewing. Just awful in every respect.

    21. Re:Out of ideas? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying the middle is Michael Bay movies?

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    22. Re:Out of ideas? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying the middle is Michael Bay movies?

      Orange and blue are very possible colours.

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    23. Re:Out of ideas? by DedTV · · Score: 1

      Prior to the existence of video games they made movies based on books, plays, radio shows, magazine articles, comics and comic strips, cartoons, toys as well sketches, tv shows, operas and basically every other type of media that has ever existed.

      None of this is new. The first remake ever was 1904's The Great Train Robbery by director Siegmund Lubin which was a remake of 1903's The Great Train Robbery by director Edwin S. Porter. Reboots have been common as well. First, and probably most famously, is Godzilla which has been rebooted at least 20 times. Many of the movies that have become classics were themselves remakes of more poorly made movies. There were 10 other versions of The Wizard of OZ before the 1939 classic was made. 1964's A Fistful of Dollars was a nearly frame by frame remake (ripoff) of a 1961 japanese film, Yojimbo by Akira Kurosawa. The Maltese Falcon (1941) was a remake of a 1931 film which itself was based on the book.

      Hollywood isn't cranking these movies out because they're out of ideas. Rehashing old stuff is a tried and true tradition they haven't had any reason to abandon. There's still lots of original adaptations being made and even some original IP being introduced, but just as it always has been, the times they actually hit on something better than the original or originally good is few and far between. We just now have the Internet to give us the ability to incessantly reboot and rehash complaints when they crank out something shitty.

    24. Re:Out of ideas? by soc_cost_priv_gains · · Score: 1

      It almost makes me sad they cancelled the Halo movie. I mean how bad could that have been? I'll bet it would have been better than Battleship.

    25. Re:Out of ideas? by soc_cost_priv_gains · · Score: 1

      In four years will Hollywood make a movie of Trump The Game?

    26. Re:Out of ideas? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Interesting article on the collapsed Halo movie. Seemed like it could have been pretty cool.

  54. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    epic, simply epic

  55. SLACKERS. by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    They better get chopping if they're ever going to get Jaws 19 in the theaters!

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    1. Re:SLACKERS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been watching too much Back to the Future.

  56. Rocky XXIV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Staring Stalone at 98 years old.

  57. Casa Blanca, Citizen Kane, Old Yeller by tekrat · · Score: 1

    They haven't rebooted these yet.
    But they will soon!

    Hollywood ran out ideas long ago. Witness the shot for shot remake of Psycho almost TWO DECADES ago.

    The Matrix borrowed heavily from "Ghost in the Shell", which ironically is coming to USA theaters next week(?) as a remake or reimagining of the already decent anime-movie from a zillion years ago.

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    1. Re:Casa Blanca, Citizen Kane, Old Yeller by soc_cost_priv_gains · · Score: 1

      They need to remake ET.

    2. Re:Casa Blanca, Citizen Kane, Old Yeller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They need to remake ET.

      They did. It's called Earth to Echo.

  58. Can you skip The Matrix and just redo 2 and 3? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    I think this was Richard Jeni. I don't remember the exact skit, but it was something like:

    Why do people make classic Movies. They're already good. Why don't you remake bad movies and make them good. Why don't you make Jaws 3d good. Why don't you make Biodome at least watchable.

    1. Re:Can you skip The Matrix and just redo 2 and 3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People have been "borrowing" story lines forever. Stories get retold all the time and to make stories "better" they are placed in the same universe of a previous story. This can make a story more popular by association. The reverse also happens, where a story from a "bad" series of stories can be made with new characters, and most importantly a new title, to distance it from the baggage the universe it came from. If someone were to remake "Biodome" then it's unlikely to have the same title, and enough of the characters and situation would be changed so that few people would make the connection to the poorly made original.

      Every James Bond movie made could likely be successful as a stand-alone movie made with some generic newly created special agent type protagonist. But with the name "James Bond" attached to it then it has a history that people will recognize and will likely make the movie an even bigger money maker, likely enough to make even a mediocre plot a blockbuster.

      If someone were to remake a bad movie to make it a good movie then the makers are going to do the best they can to distance the good movie from the bad. You have likely seen many remakes but just didn't know it because the original was so bad that few even know the original existed.

  59. What if..... by JWW · · Score: 1

    they told you they were rebooting the Matrix and .... no one showed up.

    1. Re:What if..... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      they told you they were rebooting the Matrix and .... no one showed up.

      I'll probably skip it, and just take some pills I got from some creepy strangers who ran from the Feds, or something.

      There was a little-known version of the original that featured an alternative ending. Neo took the blue pill, and the movie was only 20 minutes long. Bad movie, but it would have had an upside: no Matrix 2 or 3.

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  60. Rendezvous with Rama. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MAKE. THE. FILM. I don't care who we have to kill and or resurrect.

    1. Re: Rendezvous with Rama. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in. I love the ending of that book "Raman's do everything in threes".

  61. Not the worst example by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Spider-man has had three "boots" in 15 years.

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  62. might be the minority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we're going to see reboots it is one of the best for an update with more modern cgi. It's probably the last film I went to a cinema to see and I was blown away but it has aged - I look forward to seeing it have a new life. Maybe 2&3 will get fixed too, that would win over the majority of it is done right

  63. No, let's go global and pick good kung fu flix! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a barren wasteland there, pick classic Chinese martial arts movies that weren't shown here e.g. Rage of Wind (Not Crouching Tiger....go back thirty years or so) but remake them in English. Both versions will make money. Don't make sequels because the two leads meet again in a different movie, with a much longer final fight. No need to put explosions--this isn't Dragonball but kids will have a lot of fun, not from faking kung fu moves but speaking in dubbed English.

  64. IDIOTS! Easy, tonnes of classic Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RingWord, RingWorld Engineers, and if you need a 3rd for a 'Trilogy' make it up!

    Stranger in a Strangeland - ok, sure there's a lot of 'icky' parts that conservatives won't like (homosexuality, group sex, eating of dead people) but hey we're supposed to be living a 'liberal Utopia' aren't we? Still, they could 'reimagine' the concept without all the 'icky parts' in it.

    Combine 'The Man Who Sold the Moon' with 'Requiem', modify slightly for reality (e.g. clearly it can't be about going to the moon for the 1st time but rather 'commercializing' space travel to the moon & colonizing of it...Elon Musk can play Harriman. :-)

    Heck, you want to create a long running series of movies take Roger Zelazny's Amber series. There's enough books there to keep studios busy for a couple of decades!

    Seriously, the only thing holding these people back is lack of imagination & laziness. But that's ok, we won't need them much longer I'm sure as Netflix, Amazon & even small production companies using computers will be able to make movies 'on the cheap' so to speak with great visuals (and hopefully acting of course), the 'Major Studios' can go suck an egg as far as I'm concerned.

  65. Out of ideas? by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

    NOW you perceive the film industry has run out of ideas? In 2017?

    Well, let's see here.

    They started making a movies of video games, such as "Doom", which had very thin plots.

    Then they started making movies of video games that had no discernable plot, such as "PacMan".

    Then they started making movies of *board* games, such as "Battleship".

    (Monopoly (the movie) is apparently in production.)

    Battleship? Really?

    I'm sure the studios still have a lot of ground to cover. I anxiously look forward to "solitaire, the movie" in the next year or two.

  66. Dystopian wasteland of bland prequels? by jurassicbond · · Score: 2

    What's with this opinion about TV shows? TV has been getting better ever since networks figured out they could be successful by producing fewer episodes and focusing more on quality. Especially if you count Netflix and Amazon originals as "TV shows." And how many "prequels to famous action movies" are even out there. I only know of Sarah Connor Chronicles, Taken and the two Star Wars cartoon series. That hardly qualifies as a "wasteland". (And the Star Wars cartoons are very good, IMO.)

  67. It's not ideas; it's a Name by mz721 · · Score: 0

    What they want is properties that are already familiar. It's not ideas that are the problem, it's that they want something with a name that is already familiar before you even start advertising. Hence movies based on board games, computer games, old plotless cartoons (Speedracer) and so on and so on. Oh, and the Matrix ain't so grate anyway. That bit where 'we're batteries'. Man, that just deflated the whole film it is so stupid. I was sitting there going 'really? Really? That's the big reveal?' What Hollywood wants is a name that you know before they even advertise.

    1. Re:It's not ideas; it's a Name by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I liked the battery part, whether it was intentional or not showed that the characters were not omnipotent (or all knowing) and showed them to be somewhat clueless as was stated a few seconds before in that scene. What if the people in zion didn't really know what they were being used for and came up with the battery idea as their best guess and ran with it. How well did they understand the technology they were using? Was it something they had developed themselves or was it leftovers from an earlier era? They could be living in some sort of cargo cult society. What was the year, something like 2100? What if it was really more like 21,000? People just didn't know.
      Though I doubt people would still have Durcell batteries 200 years in the future.

  68. Go ahead Hollywood by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    At least you're not going to find some good Sci-Fi and screw it up. Don't expect to make any money on Blu-Rays and Streaming when you remake old crap though.

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  69. too soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for a matrix remake. maybe 2020-2030. is not reimaging though just making the original better graphics effects and image quality.

  70. Hollywood Has Run Out of All the Ideas! by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Translation: "I only go see big budget blockbusters and I don't understand why Hollywood would rather bet that money on a proven franchise or remake rather than a riskier original film. Plus I'd rather whine about it than risk going to see smaller, independent films that might be original!"

  71. Millennials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once more proving there is nothing they can't fuck up.

  72. Oh boy... by Lexical_Scope · · Score: 1

    So where's my gritty Quantum Leap reboot? Priorities people!

  73. As long as it doesn't have the stupid ending again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At long as the movies don't end with some half assed, spiritual nonsense that the originals did.

  74. Star Wars? by superdave80 · · Score: 1

    Matrix will join other famous film properties -- Star Wars,...receiving a recent franchise reboot or "reimagining."

    Star wars has had prequels (ep 1,2,3, Rogue One) and a sequel (Ep 7), but there has been no reboot or reimagning.

  75. Charlie Sheen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can Charlie Sheen play Neo and Leslie Nielsen play Orpheus?

  76. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally happened? What, like 15 years ago? Hey, way to keep up with the times. Hell I would say it's even longer when you look in to how many film are actually re hashes of black and white films most people under the age of 45 have never heard of.

  77. Obligatory xkcd by TuringTest · · Score: 1
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  78. Except they already did remake BTTF... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Only instead of starring Eric Stoltz, this one was filmed with Michael J. Fox in the lead role.
    Bottle. Lightning. All 1.21 gigawatts of it.

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  79. With an autist child by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    Who got autism after being vaccinated

    Though the autist child will save the day...

    1. Re:With an autist child by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Who converted to Islam.

  80. How The Matrix Should Have Gone by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    A while back I wrote a brief synopsis of how I thought the Matrix trilogy should have gone that was kinda similar to your idea except for the ending.

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    1. Re:How The Matrix Should Have Gone by dmitrygr · · Score: 1

      That was pretty well done. I like it

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    2. Re:How The Matrix Should Have Gone by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

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    3. Re:How The Matrix Should Have Gone by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      It may be a synopsis, but it sure ain't brief.

  81. Starship troopers movie was not based on the book. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From Wikipedia

    The movie started life as a script called Bug Hunt at Outpost Nine.[2] When similarities, especially the "bugs," were pointed out between this and the novel Starship Troopers, plans were made to license the rights to the book and tweak character names and circumstances to match.

  82. It's not about "new ideas". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Hollywood blockbusters have "new ideas". None. Zero. They are all formulaic and have nothing new. That is because they are for-profit franchises and they goal is to sell as much as possible. Just like all commercial music. They cater to the masses. It's not that they can't come up with better ideas - it's that they want to make money and understand what they are doing way better than anyone who complains about the lack of originality in Hollywood.

  83. Run Out of All the Ideas?? Hahahaha by Eloking · · Score: 1

    Really? The matrix reboot was the trigger?

    I mean, really, there was 4 Sharknado movie. I've found that they run out of ideas a looooooong time ago.

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  84. Star Trek Reboot 1 by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    For me as a long in the tooth trekkie, that was a great homage to the original series with some funny and poignant moments. Sadly II was poor and I didn't bother with III

  85. The BBC has a mixed record by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    Its reboot of Survivors was unimpressive. Their reboot of Dr Who is superb.

    It is the virtue of their funding model - a poll tax on TV viewers - is that it enables them to be adventurous. Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrel was excellent although the first episode dragged. Let's hope 'Good Omens' is as good.

    1. Re:The BBC has a mixed record by dpilot · · Score: 1

      They've done Gaiman before. I rather liked "Neverwhere", though the low budget showed.

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    2. Re:The BBC has a mixed record by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I rather liked "Neverwhere", though the low budget showed

      One amusing (though it shouldn't be) thing about "Neverwhere" is a scene where so many people complain about the overacting of a guy in a fight scene playing up his injury. There really was an accident on set and he broke his leg.

    3. Re:The BBC has a mixed record by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      I think that will also be the first time the BBC have done Pratchett, too - very interesting.

      We've all passed a lot of water since Neverwhere - the BBC had a bit of a "so what - it's only SciFi/Fantasy" attitude to production values in the 80s/90s which has hopefully been killed off by the success of Who. ISTR Neverwhere looking like the entire budget had gone on the title sequence...

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  86. What if I told you... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    They're all real. Though the popular thought is that ther is a "real" universe somewhere to which all other universes are fake, but that's absurd and I'll do my best to explain why to anyone who wants to shoot holes in the premise.

    1. Re: What if I told you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real is just electrical impulses interpreted by your brain. It's only an issue if your brain rejects the artificial impulses. So, obviously, any level your brain accepts is "real" enough.

  87. Hollywood still doesn't get it by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Overall attendance is theaters is DOWN. I know a few movie theaters that have closed. Most of the problem, is the over INFLATED prices, not to mention there are more choices today, but, for me anyway, the lack of CREATIVITY in the movies they do release. When a movie becomes "a hit" what do they typically do? Part 2,3,4,5,6,7 and on. The story line is nothing more than blowing stuff up, explosions, CGI with NO SCRIPT. Get it Hollyweird? NO SCRIPT. The only thing Hollyweird knows how to do these days, is recycle something that is 20,30 years old. If a "typical family of four" goes to a first run movie, just in ticket prices, they are looking at usually 30-50 bucks and at least that amount for drinks/popcorn, not to mention the fuel to get to the movies and back, the hassle with parking. Or you can WAIT a month or two and see it on redbox for a buck if you really want to see it. The so called golden era of Hollywood ended, in the 2000's.

    1. Re:Hollywood still doesn't get it by gemtech · · Score: 1

      Agreed, too many other choices. Of course the wife and I are going to the theater less because of the "actors" that can't seem to keep their mouth shut when it comes to politics. They have a right of free speech, blah, blah, blah, but I'm tired of listening to it. So we're voting with our feet.

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    2. Re:Hollywood still doesn't get it by dbIII · · Score: 1

      "actors" that can't seem to keep their mouth shut when it comes to politics

      If you are talking about "Hamilton" the thing was about a politician FFS so that's kind of expected - there is other stuff to see.

  88. The future's not all it's cracked up to be. by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

    The future industry has gotten really bland lately and nobody can come up with any ideas because global warming ate the future. To have a vision of the future where there is not a for certain global warming apocalypse is considered politically incorrect. Thus, nobody can write anything interesting about the future that is not an eco-doom disaster movie remake. Also, the whole Snowden/NSA thing made any dystopian surveillance fantasy passe. I think there was even a sci-fi author who gave up on a book about a dystopian surveillance state because it was already here.

    The last sci-fi things I liked was Dark Matter, kind of felt highly Serenity influenced. Incorporated was ok, but too much eco-doom and hyper violence.

    1. Re:The future's not all it's cracked up to be. by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      No, people were wondering about the death of science fiction long before global warming and not only it's affects on media and entertainment, but also in the real world development of technology. A lot of technology was first talked about in SciFI (like communicators, tricorders, computers, robots). But what comes after that? We now have almost everything from Star Trek except the pure fantasy stuff that were required as plot devices (warp drive) and budget saving devices (transporter).

    2. Re:The future's not all it's cracked up to be. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Thus, nobody can write anything interesting about the future that is not an eco-doom disaster movie remake

      On the other hand the Japanese did a thing called "Yokohama Shopping Trip" (YKK) some years back that's a very light and cheery thing in a post eco-doom setting. More recently "Pandora in the Crimson Shell: Ghost Urn" is in a setting where very large craters are on maps but it's very bright and cheerful. There's a lot of SF anime that avoids the eco-doom SF entirely despite anime being an early adopter of the genre.

    3. Re:The future's not all it's cracked up to be. by soc_cost_priv_gains · · Score: 1

      Really? We have photon torpedoes? Force fields? Phasers? (not lasers). VR is no where near the holodeck. We don't even have fusion reactors which is what powers the impulse drive ( I think, I am not a Trek expert ).

    4. Re:The future's not all it's cracked up to be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but we totally have doors that open automatically when you approach!

      (Aside: why do they have doors at all on Star Trek when they have force fields?)

  89. Authors refuse to deal with Hollywood by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hollywood demands that authors of original works sign one-sided contracts that obligate them to give up their publishing and copyrights in exchange for a cut of the net profits. The problem with "net profits" is that Hollywood uses "Hollywood Accounting" tricks to turn profits into a loss and deprive authors of royalty payments. There's a REASON why established actors demand payment UP FRONT.

    Some authors have sought legal relief and won, but the process is prohibitively expensive enough to discourage litigation - and Hollywood knows it. The authors may have had their day in court but they have lost control of their original material forever, as those contracts are sealed in iron-clad concrete that the control freak entertainment industry refuses to give up.

    The problem isn't the lack of new ideas. The true problem is that authors have been screwed by Hollywood for so long that they refuse to sell their original works that could be made into a movie or TV show. Hollywood can't find authors willing to sell them new ideas, so they re-hash existing ones in their control into re-makes, sequels, prequels, baby versions, et al all in a formulaic process. Small wonder that there is little original material coming out of Hollywood anymore. How many more damn re-makes of "King Kong" does the world need?

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    1. Re:Authors refuse to deal with Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't the lack of new ideas. The true problem is that authors have been screwed by Hollywood for so long that they refuse to sell their original works that could be made into a movie or TV show. Hollywood can't find authors willing to sell them new ideas, so they re-hash existing ones in their control into re-makes, sequels, prequels, baby versions, et al all in a formulaic process. Small wonder that there is little original material coming out of Hollywood anymore. How many more damn re-makes of "King Kong" does the world need?

      This explains why it is so easy for me to find good books--even limiting the criteria to books published only in the last 5-10 years--but so hard to find movies that are worth seeing.

  90. Re:Starship troopers movie was not based on the bo by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 2

    Good comment. This is also true of "I, Robot", which was based on a non-Asimov novel called "Hardwired" or similar. However, why do all movie threads on slashdot go to this topic?

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  91. Youtube == movies from the 1940's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now things were relatively fresh back then. Still some new ideas being tried out for the first time. Yes, the acting is different than today and the special effects are horrible. But if you keep it in context, then the movies from that era are actually quite good and enjoyable. The plots actually have more than one dimension in many cases. I have only seen a couple of movies in a theater in the last decade, and my attendance is not going back up anytime soon.

  92. wrong by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    They have other ideas. They just don't believe those ideas are as profitable as rehashing existing franchises. And they may be right.

  93. What do you mean "finally"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They ran out of idea's long ago.

  94. Pathetic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No risk, No gain.

    This is clearly about financing and risks. Whomever is fronting the money wants a good return, not a great return, and obviously not a sucky return on their investment.

    Sad Times.

  95. The matrix gets 2 chances? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet my Foundation screenplay still hasn't been given the shot it deserves!

  96. Pot, Meet Kettle. by westlake · · Score: 0

    There are a large number of books that they can use as a base for movies.
    The reason is not that they are out of ideas, the reason is that they are lazy and just re-use what did work one more time.

    How many fan-made episodes of Star Trek: TOS have been produced in the last 20 years or so?

    How many original productions?
    How many adaptations of classic sci-fi stories, film or TV that hasn't been touched since the 1950s or even earlier? There is a lot out there, still relevant and entertaining, that could be successfully revived.

    The geek doesn't have much cause for complaint if his amateur productions follow the same well-worn path of the big-budget studios.

    1. Re:Pot, Meet Kettle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many fan-made episodes of Star Trek: TOS have been produced in the last 20 years or so?

      Are there any? Hasn't Paramount stopped all of them? (A honest question, but I just remembered the Star Wreck series.)

      Regardless, I would like to have a list. :)

    2. Re:Pot, Meet Kettle. by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      The fan episodes of Star Trek have often been far more creative and original than the official productions. In particular I'm pointing at Star Trek Into Darkness, a THIRD retelling of the Khan story. Fast and Furious: Warp Factor Eight (excuse me, Star Trek Beyond) was at least a new story, but pretty much ignored the things that Star Trek is traditionally about (like anything that involves thinking) and turned it into an action movie.

  97. Re:They'll screw it up as they did with Point Brea by sheramil · · Score: 1

    I think the problem is that there isn't an asshole shortage in Hollywood.

    "That's the problem with Hollywood. Everyone has two pricks and three assholes. It's the genitalia hall of plenty."

    - The Larry Sanders Show

  98. They're not lazy by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    they're cowardly. Making movies is hard work. Reselling last gens hits is a safer bet. Probably 80% of the /. crowd will get suckered into seeing it.

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  99. They aren't even LOOKING for new ideas by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    Hollywood is so busy gazing into its own navel, they don't even want ideas from outside. Across the world, tons of literary content never before in English have been translated and published, and a lot of these books are jammed with ideas and approaches and concepts never seen or used by Hollywood. Fresh, new material ripe for licensing and/or theft.

    But Hollywood doesn't want ANY of it! Because Hollywood is always busy trying to remake the last thing that was a hit, not trying to make new things.

    Alien Covenant is at least 50% a remake of the first movie and Scott is not only proud of this, he wants to make (or remake) a ton more movies it the same series, probably all of them retellings of an existing story.

    Spiderman, Batman, and Superman have all been rebooted multiple times despite the fact that everyone pretty much knows the origins for these characters. Hell, the fact that people already know is considered a PLUS, not a negative. Remake it again. Stupid moviegoers will happily buy the goddamn tickets anyway.

    That's the other half of the problem: Hollywood keeps remaking bullshit but the motherfucking public rewards this by spending billions on tickets and DVDs and BDs and rentals and happily spend spend spend every damn time they remake this shit.

    Geeks and nerds are the worst. You lot go to every single super hero movie to support the genre or whatever, but your devoted movie dollars go to reward completely crap and studios who don't even try, and you convince yourselves these movies are good. And you go again!

    No wonder Hollywood keeps making this crap. They have no reason to make the next Arrival or take any of a dozen excellent contemporary Chinese fiction works and make a movie from that. And then they make crap like Great Wall, which flops because it is crap, and that right there will reinforce Hollywood's idea that they should just stay insular.

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  100. Should be top comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too many people reacting to incorrect information (that it's a straight up reboot).

    The point about remakes is true in general though. Hollywood has to keep turning out new shit to keep that oversized industry going. If you ever live outside the US, you'll find the movie industries, and entertainment industries in general, in other countries are usually much smaller. We're oversaturated with this sort of mindless, ephemeral entertainment and the massive companies at the top of it all push it on countries all over the world (more $). I think we'd all benefit from a much smaller Hollywood, aside from those that work in that industry, that released fewer, but more memorable, films.

  101. Good artists steal - but by dbIII · · Score: 1

    To rub things in there wasn't much actually original in "The Matrix". While that isn't such a problem with a one-off thing since "good artists steal" and it put a of lot different stuff together in one place it gets a bit much when a derivative product gets digested and regurgitated again.
    Even the green letters scrolling down the screen was taken from an anime called "Sumeba Miyako no Cosmos-s Suttoko Taisen Dokkoidaa", which was itself very much a derivative product (superhero comedy), so it probably came from somewhere before that.

  102. Why not Simulacron-3? by xororand · · Score: 1

    I'd rather like to see a faithful adoption of the original story on which The Matrix is loosely based upon,
    Simulacron-3 (1964) by Daniel F. Galouye.

  103. Blame the audience by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    There are a large number of books that they can use as a base for movies.

    The reason is not that they are out of ideas, the reason is that they are lazy and just re-use what did work one more time.

    Eh, being risk-averse is not lazy. The profits from these big blockbuster projects are fairly predictable.

    Mass audiences prefer content that they are already familiar with. They like songs that sounds like songs they already like. They like stories and movies with plots they're already familiar with. People take comfort in being able to predict what's going to happen because they've seen something familiar. We don't like to be challenged with the new and unexpected, unless we feel really comfortable and safe and confident -- which most people don't.

    I'd say it's a fair amount of work to meet people's existing expectations using established formulas and pacing, rather than going all creative and taking risks of pushing the envelope too far. Not the kind of safety net everyone appreciates, but whatever, it's just business.

  104. not total re-make by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe this will not be a total re-make but a story based in the matrix universe...

  105. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And TV, for its part, is a dystopian wasteland of bland prequels to famous action movies. Hollywood relying on tentpole franchises, instead of taking risks on original ideas"

    What? I'm not sure what TV your watching or have been watching for the last 20 years but some of the best original TV to ever exist has been produced in that time period. West World, Billions, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Homeland, Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Rescue Me, The Shield, The Soprano's, Deadwood, Dexter, Lost and the list goes on and on and on. Sorry, fuck you, but TV in the the last twenty years has long since been better than cinema. If you're so fucking clueless that you've missed the golden age of TV on non-network television then that's on you but not on the rest of us with a brain.

    Fuck off!!!!

  106. Re:Starship troopers movie was not based on the bo by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Interesting. But at least the start of the script must have been substantially rewritten. The boot camp stuff was definitely based on the book.

  107. Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "at least so soon after originally being made."

    *cough*spiderman*cough*

  108. Finally running out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My name is John and I'm a generic white guy who fights terrorists. This is my partner Lady McBoobs. She's only here for a shower scene or to become a damsel in distress I don't know she's not important to the plot and it would be the same movie if I shot her in the first act. EXPLOSIONS. Also the government is in on the entire thing."

  109. I liked #2. No, really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm probably going to get modded to the earths core for this, but I actually like Matrix Reloaded. I think I've even watched some scenes more than Matrix.

    I think this has a few reasons:

    1) Just like Matrix, but more of it. ... Hell yes. I don't see this as a downside.

    2) Garage fight and Highway chase. I seriously don't have to elaborate on this, do I? The garage fight is just about one of the best fight scenes in movie history, ripped straight from some over-the-top Shadowrun Campaign, with magic and all. Watch it once a year or so. The highway speaks for itself. Epic and right up there with Ben Hurs race.

    3) The twins. Every shot an epic. Every line a poem. Fucking brilliant, thats what. "We are getting aggrevated ..." LOL. Every time.

    4) Witty onlineliners and mini-dialogues in abundance, one better than the next. No need for introduction or exposure or introduction anymore, just off-the-bat all out self-referencing verbal slapstick at its best. Balls of fun.

    5) Trinitys "That's a neat trick." in German dubbing. I switch to German for this scene. Much better than the way she says it in the English original.

    6) The Merovingian (spelling?). Well done. Unsympathetic on so many levels its almost transcendant. Good part, well played. ... This goes for just about every siderole. ... I could go on, but the bottom line is that #2 is in some ways better than the generic hero journey of Matrix. With that part out of the way and the huge success they were free to go crazy. They did and I like it.

    My 2 Eurocents.

  110. Drizzt?! by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

    That Dark Elf has enough personality and badassery to have 10+ movies to himself. If done right these movies could be up there with the best of the best!

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  111. copy the bible by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    its free, just change the names

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  112. One answer: by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    ROCKET ROBIN HOOD ALREADY!

  113. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Wars was nor re imagined, it was continued.

  114. Long Live Ferris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any Studio that tries to remake Ferris Buellers Day Off should be burned to the ground, the ground salted, asphalted over, buried, and turned into a cattle feed lot so that the cow dung smell can hide the stench of those who attempt such an abomination. The original is perfect. Sacred.

  115. not really.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Matrix will join other famous film properties -- Star Wars, Godzilla, Planet of the Apes, and Terminator among them -- receiving a recent franchise reboot or "reimagining."
    Star Wars and terminator were not reboots... they were prequel/sequels

  116. Makes perfect (business) sense to me by mileshigh · · Score: 1

    The remake is guaranteed to make money. Knowing that the remake is going to make money, it can budget for big stars, etc. to further increase the boxoffice.
    All-new movies are a crapshoot at best, where breaking even or making very modest money is a "very good" outcome. Sure, a few movies make great money, but they're outliers.
    Why take an unnecessary gamble, seeing that studios are businesses organized to make $ -- not great movies.

  117. You are talking about sequels... by gosand · · Score: 1

    I can think of a couple of sequels, or movies in a series, that I liked just as much or maybe more than previous movies.

    Toy Story 3 is my favorite in that series.
    Logan is my favorite of the X-Men franchise.
    I think that these two did need the previous movies to give them the full context though.

    Batman Begins dwarfs all previous attempts to tell that story, and The Dark Knight was fantastic.

    Rise of and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes were great and much less corny than the original, although they were prequels.

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  118. Re:They'll screw it up as they did with Point Brea by Cederic · · Score: 1

    The remake of Point Break isn't any worse than the original. They're both comfortable middle ranking mundane action films.

    If you really want 'screw it up' try The Italian Job, or the ultimate fucked up remake, 'Get Carter'.

  119. Just remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the pirates who are robbing Hollywood of profits.

  120. Great movies always trashed by so-called "critics" by bearvarine · · Score: 1

    There is a reason the Matrix franchise made WB 1.6 Billion. It was a really good movie trilogy. Perhaps among the best. People complained about Keanu Reeves, but he was perfect for the part of Neo. People complained about the sequels, but they tied the story together really well. People always complain. It costs nothing to carp. It makes them feel like they have something important to say. But that's like, just their opinion, man... Name me any trilogy that did not have scorn heaped upon it by the Tittering Scofferatti. Star Wars? Every episode was scorned mercilessly. Alien? Should have stopped after Aliens. LOTR? You gotta be kidding me. Harry Potter? They only stopped because the kids grew up too fast. My point is simply, you can't please all the people all the time. Movies are, at their core, artful story telling. You either connect or you don't. No one has the right to pass judgment on them on behalf of anyone else.

  121. Darwin's Radio by ARoamingGeek · · Score: 1

    I always thought that "Darwin's Radio" might be a good movie if done right (well, so much for that idea). Or perhaps in this Netflix/Amazon original content age, a mini series.

  122. As long as things go boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long a things go boom in a satisfying way, crowds will flock to see a movie.

    So why work hard to develop new frameworks for said explosions?

  123. How about anime? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a remake of all three movies in anime form, like an extended Animatrix.
    Be a lot cheaper, too.

  124. Realtime Interrupt (1995) by James P. Hogan etc. by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    "Realtime Interrupt is a 1995 science fiction novel by James P. Hogan set in a near-future Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States. It tells the story of Joe Corrigan, who awakens in a Pittsburgh hospital without memory. As director of the supersecret Oz Project, he had worked on a virtual reality software project, and as he slowly recalls his past, he sets out on a quest to pick up the pieces of his past life. He discovers that the virtual reality is still going on [(spoiler) and he is trapped in it for reasons of corporate greed]."

    Preceeded by his "Entoverse" in 1991:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    "(spoilers) The Jevlenese move JEVEX [a huge supercomputer] to the planet of Uttan so that their researchers can increase its power without the knowledge of the Thuriens. Unknown to both parties, a pocket universe forms within JEVEX, the Entoverse. Some of its sapient inhabitants ("Ents") who go by the title of ayatollahs devise the ability to pass over to the original universe by taking over the minds of the Jevlenese [when they use headsets to work or play in virtual reality]. The Thuriens begin to trust the Jevlenese and contract them with the task of observing human civilization. Still driven by hatred of their old rivals, the Jevlenese set about hindering human progress."

    But another comment mentions Simulacron-3 (1964).

    I had also read a non-virtual-reality similar story (the simulated people were tiny robots) probably from the 1960s or 1970s perhaps. That world was built to test advertising, and it always was the same day and the "people" who were originally all killed by some nearby chemical plant disaster did not know they were now simulated.

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  125. Spit Out the Bone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, when Metallica's latest album came out and I heard this song, the first thing I thought was that there needed to be another Matrix movie, and that this song needed to play when the credits rolled.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m46Z0-HXySo

  126. Re:Starship troopers movie was not based on the bo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought "I, Robot" had more elements from "Caves of Steel" than the book "I, Robot."

    Enough to make me wish they had just filmed "Caves of Steel" instead, anyway!

  127. I Have A Rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All "reboots", "reimaginings" and "remakes" are crap. Unless proven otherwise.

    The rule is nearly foolproof; the average remake is far inferior to the original. It holds true so strongly that it is much easier to list the exceptions to the rule, as that makes the list much shorter.

    Reboots Superior To The Original:

    Battlestar Galactica ...and that's about it? Do note though, that I'm limiting my evaluation to the genres I prefer.

  128. Yep it will be horrible by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

    I'm betting the machines will turn out to be Trump, Neo will be a black handicapped transgender, and they will once again ruin a perfectly good thing by politicizing it. It will play well in the blue bubble echo chamber of Hollywierd and flop miserably everywhere else.

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  129. Nothing new. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Reminded me of a bit of Trivia about Sherlock Holmes:

    http://www.guinnessworldrecord...

    Also apparently there are 272 films about Dracula. Blah Blah Blah! :)

  130. Be careful what you wish for... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I recently finished watching the Shannara Chronicles on MTV. What's more surprising is apparently season two is coming this summer...

    1. Re:Be careful what you wish for... by mikaere · · Score: 1

      I quite enjoyed it. It was better than the source material IMO. Then again, I could be biased because it's filmed in my hometown (Auckland) and I know the costume designer.

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