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  1. Re:Just plug it in and boom on Meet "Ophelia," Dell's Plan To Reinvent Itself · · Score: 1

    the last hotel room I stayed in had a CRT, and wifi connected to a hundred people sharing the same 768k connection

    so I will pass, thanks

  2. Re:The "Cloud" on Meet "Ophelia," Dell's Plan To Reinvent Itself · · Score: 4, Insightful

    even better, when they screw up and delete something they did not mean to, and go looking for it later, they have someone to blame

  3. Just plug it in and boom on Meet "Ophelia," Dell's Plan To Reinvent Itself · · Score: 1

    USB-sized self-contained computer revolution has arrived, all you need to take with you is a thumbstick!*

    *along with HDTV, Keyboard, Mouse, and pretty damn good internet access since vnc is still a bit draggy on a gigabit lan and subscribe to a service

  4. Re:yea they fell by 44% on SSD Prices Fall Dramatically In 2012 But Increase In Q4 · · Score: 1

    ugh quarter TB

  5. yea they fell by 44% on SSD Prices Fall Dramatically In 2012 But Increase In Q4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    they also started using 3 bit per cell storage, effectively making their lives 1/3 as long while decreasing speed, while still being expensive as jewel encrusted shit

    give me a modern SLC quarter gig drive for 150 bucks then I might start looking, otherwise I am not looking to replace my expensive drive every 2-7 years while counting every write, I have 3.5inch drives as early as 1986 damit, I expect more for the investment.

  6. Re:Can't get started on IT Job Market Recovering Faster Now Than After Dot-com Bubble Burst · · Score: 0

    yep that right there is why I quit IT 16 years ago, you want to pay me 9 bucks and hour and do that while tolerating your dunk useless ass who is too cheap to buy a fucking spool of cable?

    fuck the hell out of you, buy your own god damned breakfast burrito

    I am in a better career now, and your are fighting off lawyers for your 4th wife, showing up to work with piss stains on your 3 day old pants, still thinking your jesus

  7. Re:Can't get started on IT Job Market Recovering Faster Now Than After Dot-com Bubble Burst · · Score: 1

    A+ and MCP might get you a 50 cent raise at a mom and pop computer repair shop

    if they can afford it

  8. Re:Smoke screen on AMD Files Suit Against Former Employees For Alleged Document Theft · · Score: 2

    "and big fees for lawyers"

    which AMD cant afford as it gets closer to the drain

  9. Re:Is the job market real? on IT Job Market Recovering Faster Now Than After Dot-com Bubble Burst · · Score: 1

    no, its not the position of a potential employer to bring in someone new AND educate them, they dont run a school, nor a daycare

     

  10. and I bet most of it is temporary on IT Job Market Recovering Faster Now Than After Dot-com Bubble Burst · · Score: 1

    Thats one of the problems with IT, its a freaking roller coaster, one year your doing good with a big project upgrading the company to the latest and greatest thing. Then another year, often as the big project wraps up, you're out on your ass counting change for gas.

    The latest thing always changes, this "hill" is going to the final death of XP, and many people are scrambling to get their decade old systems, software, and data structures up to snuff, once its done they might keep some of the good ones that didnt crack, but most will be back at the bottom of the roller coaster again.

  11. Re:Not so fast on Health Care Providers Failing To Adopt e-Records, Says RAND · · Score: 1

    if its already stored in a computer, why does someone have to get it and manually email it to you

    what is this? 1970?

  12. Or you could just eat less on Dean Kamen Invents Stomach Pump For Dieters · · Score: 1

    maybe drink more water so you feel full?

  13. Re:What's the big deal? on Touchscreen Laptops, Whether You Like Them Or Not · · Score: 1

    yay progress, instead of one button to do a menu its now 3!

  14. Re:What's the big deal? on Touchscreen Laptops, Whether You Like Them Or Not · · Score: 1

    I just love having options forced onto me

  15. Your solving the wrong problem on Smart Ice Cubes Tell When You've Had Enough Alcohol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What this summary misses is that the blackout sent the dude to the hospital, and not even 3 weeks later he is drinking it up at a party again. Thats a problem blinky ice cubes wont solve

    http://hackaday.com/2013/01/09/led-ice-cubes-prevent-alcohol-induced-blackouts/

  16. Re:Incredibly stupid on Learn Basic Programming So You Aren't At the Mercy of Programmers · · Score: 1

    nothing drives me nuts more than "some dude" that shows up with the best idea ever! but knows nothing on how to make it, may it be electrical, mechanical, software, or in general

    they almost always have an idea so generic its pethetic, with a disposition that they are so smart that they are the only ones to ever think of it, but never give a second thought of how much work no one wants to give to their idea

    its like the 10 year old that wants to make thhttp://developers.slashdot.org/story/13/01/13/0455234/learn-basic-programming-so-you-arent-at-the-mercy-of-programmers#e biggests epic RPG, and the entire input is "save the princess", make it mind blowing awesome, I will just kick back now!

  17. NO, OMG NO on Learn Basic Programming So You Aren't At the Mercy of Programmers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I AM a basic programmer, learned when I was a kid in the 80's, writing a applesoft program now for a retro compo, wrote a qbasic program the other day to half ass something at work.

    did the VB scene, do the VB.net scene... I can puke basic out faster than a college freshman that just discovered that jagermeister and goldschlager dont mix well... and I can say

    NO, FUCKING STOP

    you want to write stuff, fine, but seriously there are so many languages out there now that are not only better, but can easily morph into each-other if you decide to expand your skills. dont waste your time with basic in this day and age.

  18. Re:SOUNDS LIKE FRACKING! on Geothermal Power Advances · · Score: 1

    shh, dont spoil the woosh

  19. Re:so in other words on Smartphones: Life's Remote Control · · Score: 1

    cause, if you remember to set up your wifi, make an account, pay a monthly fee, and program it every time you go to the store I will tell you that your milk is going to go bad!

    +1 internets

  20. so in other words on Smartphones: Life's Remote Control · · Score: 5, Interesting

    when I replace my phone in a couple years, I have to replace a bunch of other shit that magically wont work anymore

    great plan, if you are not a consumer

  21. 3 Strikes on New Zealand Three-Strikes Law To Be Tested · · Score: 0

    they have all this advanced bullshit, but every month I log into comcast's website, pay my bill, then check to see that they are not screwing me over, like the time I found out I could double my internet speed for the same price I was already paying...

    while logged in they offer me services not available in my area, and if I try to sign up for something they send me though the same thing as a new customer... do you want to rent your cable box? and installer will be there blah blah blah

    only been a customer with them 5 years, think they could RELATE a LOGIN to a SERVICE?

    but yet, somehow they are smart enough to figure out that one youtube video has van halen playing in the background as a car drives by?

    I send a "fuck you" to every ISP on the planet, you couldn't wipe your own ass without being told to

  22. Re:The obvious question here.... on New Zealand Three-Strikes Law To Be Tested · · Score: 2

    there must be some mistake, the ISP did something which incriminated you

    solved

    they sweatboxed her with a lawsuit, and the first rational answer popped out

    my dumbass ISP (comcast) cant even transfer the fact that I am logged in while shopping for services ON THEIR OWN SITE

  23. Re:The obvious question here.... on New Zealand Three-Strikes Law To Be Tested · · Score: 2

    on both sides

  24. Re:Anybody have more details? on Fireflies Bring Us Brighter LEDs · · Score: 0

    55% across the board is really stretching reality, there's materials, size, quality, shape, color, finish blah blah blah

    55% more, more than what? a rebel? or some shitty red ebay thing 100 for a buck, I have LED's 100% brighter ... than a shitty ebay normal red

  25. Re:Does this get any dumber? on Canadian Researchers Debut PaperTab, the Paper-Thin Tablet · · Score: 2

    do you prefer to dig though a mile long start menu or do you like clicking that little search box on windows and type in device ma enter?

    they are offering the mile long start menu, where is that document I wanted, oh its over here, now lets open it, move it, embed it, put it away and send an email

    systems we have now, let the computer find it, attach, done.