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  1. Re:This won't work on New Cable Designed To Deter Copper Thieves · · Score: 0

    It looks like a damn summer camp, where the inmates can go swimming, cook their own food (they're given knives!), watch TV.

    Do you have to be a native of Norway to get into the Bastoy? Just asking!!!!!

  2. Re:This article says nothing. on Cambridge Scientists Create Huge Quantum Particles · · Score: 1

    And the beauty of this fluid is that if you spill it it ceases to exist!

    No mess, no fuss and no cleaning up.

  3. Re:Because, they are not worth on Newspaper Articles Not Copyrightable In Slovakia · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Not for long! I just fucked your mom and you can expect one more in a few month.

    Necrophilia is curable by death. Try it, you will feel so at home.

  4. Re:"almost certainly" on No, SETI Has Not Detected Alien Signals From Space · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but if mankind is the best the universe has come up with so far, it's a pretty piss poor example! We are certainly not the "pinnacle of civilization".

    We are what we are because we were what we were. This is our pinnacle! Maybe it will get better maybe not.I think we will get better and survive despite ourselves for many an eon to come. Lets face it there is still lots of whisky to be drunk and I will be dead before it runs out so you young buggers better get your finger out (extractus digitus for you toffee nosed bastards) and keep mankind focused on looking after this wee sphere of yours.Methinks it's all you will have. Oh yes...I am naive.

  5. Re:Such an option is going to cause panic... on Net Companies Consider the "Nuclear Option" To Combat SOPA · · Score: 1

    Replace ...would know with .....wouldn't know.....

  6. Re:Such an option is going to cause panic... on Net Companies Consider the "Nuclear Option" To Combat SOPA · · Score: 1

    I hate to say this but, I live in South Africa, and if it wasn't for the fact that I spend a lot of time on /. (Purely for entertainment I'm afraid) I would know WTF SOPA stands for, or means. I've asked round a few people and the same applies. So sorry. I, however, applaud your sentiments and desires.
    PS, if they carry out their threat and blackout the internet for a while hopefully when they turn it back on they may just lose the switch for BookFace!

  7. Re:News Flash: CEOs Think Strategically on NYT: IBM PC Division Sold To Advance China's Goals · · Score: 1

    In what condition was this IBM PC Division, and the potential of it's products?

  8. Re:Important distinction on UK Ministry of Defense Improves War Games For Console Generation · · Score: 4, Funny

    These games often take part using real rifles to aid in the training process as it's cheaper and easier than having guys out on a range.

    Jeezuz...these people must go through a shit load of monitors!!!!

  9. Re:Is there a better article on this somewhere? on Passive Optical Diode Created At Purdue University · · Score: 1

    Having read the summary and TFA and understood what they were saying backs up your comments re paucity of information. IE if I can understand it there must be more! Actually.

  10. Re:Isn't this because... on i-Device Manufacturing Unprofitable To China · · Score: 2

    the workers are paid like crap? You can't make a lot of money when you're paying a few cents to a dollar /hr. Raise their wages, add $50 bucks to the cost of iCrap and suddenly China's probably not doing so bad.

    Raise their wages...add $50 to the cost of iCrap and BINGO ...problem solved...NO MORE iCRAP...you're a fucking genius.

  11. Re:slow news day... on The Science of Santa · · Score: 1

    At least it isn't April 1st. Slashdot turns into a flaming piece of shit for about 48 hours every year at that time. This is not even remotely as stupid as it gets on that day.

    What is it about the word "fool"that you don't understand?

  12. Re:Progress on NRC Approves New Nuclear Reactor Design · · Score: 1

    But when it comes to flus and other overhyped alarmist germ stories, their assholes pucker up......

    Flus aint that bad....runny nose and a red face!!! Never affected my arsehole though. :(

  13. Political future? on Denver Must Prove Red-Light Cameras Improve Safety · · Score: 1

    Denver auditor is recommending canceling the red light camera program unless the city can prove a public-safety benefit."

    This man/woman has absolutely no future in politics!

  14. Re:chrome and FF on Firefox 9 Released, JavaScript Performance Greatly Improved · · Score: 1

    As a 70 year old tecnoidiot let me tell you the IMPORTANT difference between FF and Chrome. I know what I'm talking about cos I'v used them both and even IE when I was much younger. Chrome is better because the Maám says I swear a lot less nowadays since I changed from FF. What more can I say!

  15. Re:No real surprise on High School Reunions — Facebook's Newest Victim? · · Score: 1

    You can DELETE a facebook a/c? Really?

  16. Re:I doubt it on High School Reunions — Facebook's Newest Victim? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The more experienced you get in life the more human interfaces you can support. See it as if your internal algorithm improved so that not all exceptions bring you to a grinding hold. Instead you actually take pleasure in appreciating the awkwardness lying at the source of exceptions.

    See...........there's another reason I don't go to them. If someone uttered that in the group I was in I'd sneak away before they figured out I didn't understand WTF they were talking about.

  17. Re:Don't confuse being a manager with being... on Ask Slashdot: Transitioning From Developer To Executive? · · Score: 1

    an executive. All advice above...and below is good, well mostly! One bit more won't hurt: Take your staff for a piss up at least twice a year. Drunks tell the most awesome truths you will ever hear, really in your face truths. Ignore them at your peril. You also hear some really funny shit!

  18. Re:we are all doomed! on Comet Lovejoy Plunges Into the Sun and Survives · · Score: 1

    If I had points to use, that would have got you a few more than one! Hit my funny bone...BAM.... I'm still laughing every now and then...Missus thinks I'm nuts.

  19. Re:Serves Apple right. on German Court Issues Injunction Against iPhone & iPad · · Score: 1

    anyways. what goes around, comes around.

    Do you realize what an earth shattering phrase you have just uttered???? One cannot have " what goes rectangular, comes rectangular ".....can one? Think......round is far better than rectangular...not so? A ROUND shaped tablet is the answer, it comes to hand the correct way up always, and .....so on and so on! The mind boggles. Thinks.....if I can patent this the world will beat a pathway to my door!!!!...or is that a path to my doorway? I'm going to lie down now.
    Round is the new way. (I'm too old for this shit.)

  20. Re:It sounds feasible on Iranian TV Shows Downed US Drone · · Score: 1

    Expect to see Iranian spy planes being seen flying backwards towards the US in a few years.

  21. Re:In other news... on NASA's Gypsum Find Clear Evidence There Was Water On Mars · · Score: 1

    Those Zoroastrians were cool Dudes, they could write with a sword! And they invented wide brimmed hats and face masks so you didn'd get your face burnt off cos it's seriously hot in Zorostan.

  22. Re:What happened to innocent until proven guilty? on Feds Return Mistakenly Seized Domain · · Score: 1

    Should Faceporn use a ".cum " address?

  23. This could lead to something big! on Earliest Human Beds Found In South Africa · · Score: 1

    So it's a mattress ...right? People sleep and do stuff on them....right? So they test all the shit they find and do some DNA tests ....right? Then they grow one of them ...like in the movie ...right? And bingo....we know what, and where we came from.....right? I mean there has to be some spilt sperm left over.....Right?

  24. You all have it wrong. on 17-Year-Old Wins $100K For Creating Cancer Killing Nanoparticle · · Score: 1

    All that happens is the cancer cell is shown the article and told to read the title! Cell suicide ...the new age cure!

  25. Re:you need to lick it on Using Toads to Predict Earthquakes · · Score: 1

    Nice friend you turned out to be...........now the poor bugger is gonna have a tongue covered in warts!