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  1. Re:That should scare the NSA on UN Votes To Protect Privacy In Digital Age · · Score: 1

    US only contributes 22%. Europe pays more.

    "Europe" pays nothing. EU dues to the UN are precisely zero--the EU doesn't even have a seat in the General Assembly! Talking about how much "Europe" pays makes as much much sense as adding together China, Korea, India and Japan and talking about how much "Asia" pays.

  2. Re:And how is on UN Votes To Protect Privacy In Digital Age · · Score: 1

    Don't laugh. If the sleeping giant we call the UN General Assembly were to awaken and get angry,

    Absolutely nothing would happen. Because the General Assembly doesn't have the power to vote on anything stronger than making an unhappy face. It takes the Security Council to do anything real.

  3. Software Inferno on The Software Inferno · · Score: 1

    (Burn, baby, burn) Software inferno!
    (Burn, baby, burn) Burn that mother down!

  4. Re:Nope. People will deny that they are robots. on Will You Even Notice the Impending Robot Uprising? · · Score: 1

    A tape library certainly contains a robot.

    Well, *almost* certainly. I used to be a tape operator, doing the grunt work in a tape library with no robots. While such things are now almost as rare as punchcard machines (which I also used to operate), I figure there's probably still a few out there.

  5. Re:Mag-safe or nothing on Standardized Laptop Charger Approved By IEC · · Score: 1

    Because *everybody* should pay the Apple tax! It's only right!

  6. How's that again? on Google Seeks To Throw Out UK Safari Tracking Suit · · Score: 3, Funny
  7. Re:Quick Wiki Summary on Theo De Raadt Says FreeBSD Is Just Catching Up On Security · · Score: 1

    "De Raadt has been criticized for having a somewhat abrasive personality..."

    ...and Hitler has been criticized for being somewhat mean to the Jews...

  8. Re:Not really on Theo De Raadt Says FreeBSD Is Just Catching Up On Security · · Score: 1

    What I mean is that OpenBSD is really secure in its default setup... because it doesn't do fuck-all. Security via turning off everything isn't really that impressive.

    That's called "hardened by default." Turn on what you need and you don't wind up with security holes because something you didn't need was on by default and you didn't realize it was there. This is a *good* thing. It *shouldn't* be that impressive, because everybody should be doing it, but they don't, so yes, it is in fact impressive.

  9. Re:This is the Problem. on The Business of Attention Deficit Disorder · · Score: 1

    The ACA is something, and something is better than nothing

    Ah, the Policitian's Fallacy in full flower. "Something must be done. This is something. Therefore we must do it."

  10. Re:Stole exam answers? on CBS 60 Minutes: NSA Speaks Out On Snowden, Spying · · Score: 4, Funny

    So he broke into a secure environment, serruptitiously obtained confidential and/or classified information, and used his take to successfully gain a competive advantage over his peers? And somehow this makes him unsuitable for employment at the NSA? If he'd just 'fessed up he'd be the first new guy to start his job with an employee of the month award.

    I know it marks me as a giant nerd, but that still makes me think of the written chuunin exam in Naruto, where the whole point was to cheat on it without getting caught...

  11. Okay, just so long... on Google's Dart Becomes ECMA's Dart · · Score: 0

    ...as it doesn't become a Dodge Dart.

  12. Re:what? on Senators Propose Bill Prohibiting Phone Calls On Planes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And the one about the theater specifically, is surely about as old as affordable cell phone service.

    Try, as old as theaters, and not just movie theaters, either. There are lots of people who don't need a cell phone to babble on anywhere and everywhere.

  13. Re:Ups and Downs on Google Cuts Android Privacy Feature, Says Release Was Unintentional · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you think Google works for the good of the user, think again.

    Only Tron fights for the user.

  14. Re:Sounds like it worked on Google Cuts Android Privacy Feature, Says Release Was Unintentional · · Score: 1

    Nothing. Of course, I would have also taken away its Launch Missiles permissions as well.

  15. Re:Civics Lesson on Oregon Signs Up Just 44 People For Obamacare Despite Spending $300 Million · · Score: 1

    How the Affordable Care Act doesn't have this coercion, I can only guess.

    It did. It denied states that didn't implement Obamacare Medicare and Medicaid funding. That portion of the ACA got struck down by the Supreme Court, who ruled it was *too* coercive.

  16. I suppose you could say... on The New Kings of Kong · · Score: 1

    (glasses) ...it's on.

    (YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!)

  17. Re:what's the basis for the dispute? on Nokia Takeover In Jeopardy Due To Alleged $3.4B Tax Bill In India · · Score: 1

    "Hey, you've got a lot of money. GIve us some of it."

  18. Re:Sounds familiar on eBay CEO: Amazon Drones Are Fantasy · · Score: 1

    Granted these are controlled experiments with prototypes, but autonomous, two legged walking by robots is not a "way off" - it's been done:

    On a treadmill, and on broken ground like a drunk. Not impressed.

    And regarding four legs - seems like BD among others seem well past the "barely" stage:

    Call back when it can run.

  19. Re:If only you knew the the power of the .... on Snowden Document Shows Canada Set Up Spy Posts For NSA · · Score: 1

    When something gets modded down as "Overrated", it doesn't change the mod classification. You can get modded all the way down to -1 with a positive mod class that way. It also works the other way with "Underrated", leading to such things as "Score: 5, Troll".

  20. Re:Turbo Boost on New Ford Mustang May Have Electronic "Burnout" Button · · Score: 1

    KITT's turbo boost button was my first thought too. You beat me to it. So instead, this link.

  21. Re:A skill on New Ford Mustang May Have Electronic "Burnout" Button · · Score: 1

    Is that you, Shaft?

    Damn Right!

    Shut yo' mouth!

  22. An atheist does not believe in god, therefore who cares?

    One notes that first four commandments are dictates on how you will worship. Only once the *important* rules have been laid down do the commandments move on to "good rules to live by".

  23. Re:Sounds familiar on eBay CEO: Amazon Drones Are Fantasy · · Score: 2

    May I ask, WTF happened to actually making Androids / Gynoids as per the original thinking? When did that dream go out of style?

    When it was discovered that getting a robot to walk is bloody hard. We've just barely done it with four legs. Two legs is stil way off in the distance.

  24. Re:Yeah on Google, Apple, Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft, Yahoo Form Alliance Against NSA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Surprisingly enough, I think this may be fairly serious. The big US Internet business are becoming increasingly scared that the spectre of NSA mass data-gathering is going to shut them out of markets outside the US.

  25. Re:Creativity on eBay CEO: Amazon Drones Are Fantasy · · Score: 2

    Cue "They all laughed at Christopher Columbus..."

    Columbus makes an interesting poster boy for creativity. He was, of course, wrong (In 1492, any educated person knew the world was round; the proofs of it are readily seen by anyone who looks. The point of disagreement was how large it was. Columbus thought it was smaller than the general opinion, which made the Indies a reachable distance away sailing west. However, he was wrong; the generally accepted figure of the size of the world was correct (and surprisingly accurate)). But because his wrong idea drove him to try something new, he opened up something even bigger than he had envisioned.