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  1. Re:Pay SciFi Channel... on Does Syfy Really Love Sci-Fi? · · Score: 1

    It was inevitable, really. The network execs can count (contrary to popular belief, they're actually very good at that, at least when it comes to counting money) and they can count that there are a lot more mundanes than there are of us. Also, they're a more valuable target audience (translation: they're more likely to buy what the commercials tell them to). Moving the channel (and all the other channels) to target them becomes just a matter of time.

  2. Re:Pay SciFi Channel... on Does Syfy Really Love Sci-Fi? · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's what we need. A audience-driven science fiction channel.

    And that's what we have. The only problem is that *we're* not the audience...

  3. Re:Itanium flashbacks on Intel Unveils Next Gen Itanium Processor · · Score: 2

    So it runs like a bat out of hell when you massage it correctly. Good for you. Know what we call a processor that nobody can write a decent software stack for? A shitty processor.

  4. Re:Itanium flashbacks on Intel Unveils Next Gen Itanium Processor · · Score: 1

    Personal pan pizza, I'm betting.

  5. Re:What's going on? on Ubuntu: Where Did the Love Go? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, I miss the days of journalists, like William Randolph Hearst, who didn't have any agenda.

  6. Re:what? on Ubuntu: Where Did the Love Go? · · Score: 2

    "Ubuntu used to be cool, but then it went all mainstream."

  7. Re:Was getting worried for a second... on Middle East Internet Scorecard · · Score: 1

    Not seeing much from the fundies on this yet--in fact, it seems like the whole thing is producing unrest against the Iranian regime along with all the others. Not impossible for a religious dictatorship to come out of nowhere in any of these places, though, I'll admit.

  8. Re:Que the "Can you hear me now" jokes on Verizon Drops 10,000 911 Calls During Blizzard · · Score: 1

    How much stamina does it take to go get some blankets out of the closet?

    Not much. How much stamina does it take to survive the cold even when you have the blankets? More than some old people have.

  9. Liquid magma? on Iceland Eyes Liquid Magma As Energy Source · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As opposed to what? Solid magma is more commonly called "rock".

  10. Are you... on BitTorrent Ponders Releasing World ISP P2P Speed Report · · Score: 1

    ...pondering what I'm pondering, BitTorrent?

  11. Re:Not completely impressed, sorry on Sysbrain Lets Satellites Think For Themselves · · Score: 1

    Seems like they need to rename the language COSOL...

  12. Re:There are many reasons to beware of Facebook. on Libya Warns Against Use of Facebook · · Score: 1

    The end result in any market is a few dominant players

    Wrong.

  13. Re:There are many reasons to beware of Facebook. on Libya Warns Against Use of Facebook · · Score: 1

    All governments reflect the will of the majority, except in the very short term.

    True, of course. But the will of the majority can be bent, by propaganda. It can be coerced, by intimidation. A dictator cannot rule without the consent of the great majority of his people. That doesn't mean he's limited to nice means in getting it.

  14. Re:It was OK on How Watchmen Killed 'R'-rated Fantasy Movies · · Score: 1

    I'm inclined to agree with you about the ending, although I think it can be argued either way. Removing "Tales of the Black Freighter", on the other hand, was the right decision. There just wasn't *room* for it. Yeah, it was neat, and yeah, it added a whole 'nother layer to the symbolism. But the movie was already two hours, forty-two minutes as shown in the theatres (with longer cuts on the DVD releases--up to three and half hours!). Adding in the Tales would've made the thing unwatchable in one sitting.

  15. Well, I suppose it's very nice... on Book Review: jBPM Developer Guide · · Score: 0

    ...but why would I need software for Beats Per Minute?

  16. Re:Turf wars... Pfft... on IT Turf Wars: the Most Common Feuds In Tech · · Score: 1

    "Of course, I wasn't the one who was constantly rebuilding hosts in the internal network because black hats kept breaking in through compromised iPhones, so for me, it was a total win."

  17. Re:Time Killers? on The Most Violent Video Games of All Time · · Score: 1

    Shoot, you can go further back than that. How about "Death Race", where you ran down pedestrians. Which then turned into litte cross-shaped tombstones that you could wind up caught up on if you weren't careful. I remember playing that game, too.

  18. Wow. on Duke Nukem Forever Not Edited For Australia · · Score: 1

    Now Yahtzee will have to review it for real...

  19. Re:Wish Sun had been bought by Apple on Post-Oracle Purchase, How Is Sun's Software Doing? · · Score: 1

    Apple has no significant enterprise division, and Sun was almost 100% enterprise.

    And that's why they didn't buy Sun. Apple has no significant enterprise division because Apple doesn't *want* a significant enterprise division. They had, and have, about as much interest in owning Sun as they do in owning the Bolshoi Ballet (after all, they have no significant ballet division, either).

  20. Re:I would say sun is done on Post-Oracle Purchase, How Is Sun's Software Doing? · · Score: 1

    I don't like it, but SunSolve was clunkier, buggier and worse. Having your links borked, especially your documentation links, is most definitely not fun, though.

  21. Re:White dress criminals ARE smarter on Insider-Trading Suspects Smash Hard Drive Evidence · · Score: 1

    She has to be Lindsay Lohan. Isn't that punishment enough?

  22. Not banned, and no change. on Vatican Bans IOS Confession App · · Score: 1

    Anybody who's been paying any attention to this already knows that the app was *never* meant to replace a priest; it was always meant as an aid to the traditional confessional. The Vatican is simply repeating this for the tl;dr folks who skipped over that part.

  23. Re:Inexcusable on Cisco Linksys Routers Still Don't Support IPv6 · · Score: 1

    Netgear? I bought a new Netgear router a few months ago; one of their newer models. No IPv6 support whatsoever.

  24. But what about the noise? on The CIA's Amazing RC Animals From the 70s · · Score: 1

    It seems like the "tiny gasoline engine" they used must have been a cousin to old Cox glow-plug engines that I used to fly on model airplanes. Those things howled like banshees.

  25. Re:Not to mention Acoustic Kitty. on The CIA's Amazing RC Animals From the 70s · · Score: 1

    if we *really* needed to keep someone alive for what they had in their brains, we could, even if they were mostly missing a body.

    Not in evidence. The fact that the dog and the body were animate in no way demonstrates that if you did it with a human they'd be in any fashion rational or coherent.