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Does Syfy Really Love Sci-Fi?

brumgrunt writes "Has Syfy fallen out with science fiction altogether? A look at its latest scheduling shows that it's further away from its roots than ever. 'There's still a lot of the older sci-fi content on the airwaves, but it's slowly being phased out, and forget about original programming. After all, this is the programming crew who ruined Caprica by stuffing it into the Friday night death slot and splitting the season into two parts. These are the geniuses who killed off Stargate Atlantis and Stargate Universe. These are the people who wrecked Farscape, one of the most inventive and fun sci-fi shows to ever be on television. They also ended Mystery Science Theater 3000, only the greatest show ever invented by robots in space.' Is this now as good as it gets?"

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  1. Fantasy is now king by commodore6502 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From a lot of recent articles I've been reading, Fantasy Books are now king while interest in science-based fiction is almost null.

    So if the same for books is also true for television, then it makes sense for Sci-Fi Channel to rename itself, and then move towards more fantasy shows. Fantasy is more profitable.

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    1. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They can keep the Fantasy stuff. I just want them to get rid of the rasslin.

    2. Re:Fantasy is now king by memojuez · · Score: 2

      Sci Fi rewrote its name to appeal to Non-Sci-Fi & Fantasy Geeks. So it only makes sense that they change their programming to cast a bigger net into the demographic pool.

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    3. Re:Fantasy is now king by xSauronx · · Score: 2

      I dont read loads of sci fi...but i always liked reading it more than watching it, due to what is often meh acting and special effects (i understand this is due to budget and such, but i dont care for it)

      also, id rather play a fun scifi video game. mass effect 2 was pretty good, imo. /not a sci fi snob, just like what i like //beer snob, however.

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    4. Re:Fantasy is now king by Nadaka · · Score: 2

      and get rid of the ghost hunters and other pseudo reality tv.

      On second thought, they can keep wrestling... But only if they do it Kaiju Battel style.

      http://kaiju.com/home.htm

    5. Re:Fantasy is now king by JackOfAllGeeks · · Score: 2

      I thought they changed it because they couldn't copyright/trademark "Sci-Fi".

    6. Re:Fantasy is now king by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Sci Fi rewrote its name to appeal to Non-Sci-Fi & Fantasy Geeks.

      Non-Sci-Fi "Fantasy" people are the antithesis of geeks.

      Being a Non-Sci-Fi fantasy watcher is mutually exclusive with being a geek; they are not geeks.

    7. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they changed it because they couldn't copyright/trademark "Sci-Fi".

      I was convinced they changed it because "Sci-Fi" doesn't look nearly as stupid as "Syfy".

      The list of great shows they have killed off tells me that stupid is something they like.

      Maybe the copyright/trademark deal is really important to them. Maybe they're afraid someone will create another network also called "Sci-Fi" and .. gasp! ... actually play science fiction. That would really humiliate them. I remember the last thing I saw on Syfy, it was some lame movie with actors you never heard of and really cheesy effects about a giant alligator some group of guys was trying to hunt down. Way to go guys! I am so glad you cancelled Mystery Science Theater so you'd have time to air such a masterpiece.

      It's like they are in competition with the US Government to see who can run themselves into the ground first.

    8. Re:Fantasy is now king by Ralphus+Maximus · · Score: 1

      They can keep the Fantasy stuff. I just want them to get rid of the rasslin.

      This. As a fan of both Sci-Fi, Fantasy and wrasslin, when they started showing the ECW show my first thought was, "What the frak are they thinking!" And it's still what I think about wrasslin on a Sci-FI channel. They don't mix.

      Once I win the lotto, I'd like to buy the Syfy channel, rename it back to Sci-Fi, and take them hack to their roots. And send the wrasslin back to Spike.

      Cheers,
      RM

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    9. Re:Fantasy is now king by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fantasy Books are now king while interest in science-based fiction is almost null.

      Yes. Our local Barnes and Noble has four shelf sections of "Paranormal Teen Romance", plus one of "New Paranormal Teen Romance". Half of the SF section is now vampire-related. So is a big fraction of the romance section, plus some of the main fiction section. All the vampire books combined into one section would be impressive. One of the goths who works there says that vampire book sales are down, but zombie books are picking up.

      At retail, SF is either space opera, paranormal, or reprints.

    10. Re:Fantasy is now king by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      blame world of warcraft.

      damned renn faire whackos!

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    11. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All fantasy novels are the same now. They come in two types.

      Type A: A lonely vampire|werewolf|witch who lives in a city|town|hamlet is chasing a vampire|werewolf|witch who did something terrible long ago. Her current case is somehow related, and she's somehow involved with a vampire|werewolf|witch|mortal who may or may not be a love interest.

      Type B: A human|elf|dwarf|halfling|vampire|witch|werewolf lives in a quiet little hamlet in a pretechnological culture. Suddenly he/she/it gets swept up in a big something and must go on a long quest! His/her/its best friend usually gets dragged in and at one point will be injured and need help.

      I wonder if I can make money doing a mad libs version?

      In any case, real science fiction is getting harder and harder to find.

    12. Re:Fantasy is now king by GooberToo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      they can keep wrestling

      Recently heard something funny. To paraphrase, "Wrestling is the gayist thing straight men will watch." Nope, nothing gay about muscled, oil men, rolling around on the floor, while pretending to wrestle, while trying to present bad drama. Normally that roll is reserved for drama queens.

    13. Re:Fantasy is now king by initdeep · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's already been proven the previous incarnation wasn't financially viable.

      thus the reason it was sold to NBC/Universal.

    14. Re:Fantasy is now king by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 4, Funny

      I used to work at my local B&N. When the 4th Twilight book came out (New Moon I think?) we had a huge release party packed full of preteen/young teen girls. One of the girls got so excited to actually purchase the book that, when I waved her up to my cash register from the line, she ran as fast as she could to get to me. She slipped on the tile floor in front of the register, sprawled head first into the counter, and knocked herself clean out. Maybe the reason zombie sales are picking up is due to the brain damage inflicted on the young populations from the Twilight series. They're just studying the current masters' methods of replenishing their brain supplies....

    15. Re:Fantasy is now king by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You'd basically need a limitless source of money you can sink into it with no hope of a return to execute your plan. There just isn't any money in targeting a relatively small, fickle customer base that prides itself on never buying anything that's been advertised and happily pirates everything, claiming they are entitled to free entertainment.

    16. Re:Fantasy is now king by MachDelta · · Score: 2

      Bit of a tradeoff there though. How much gay man-rasslin stuff are you willing to watch in order to see fit oiled women with huge fake chests roll around on the floor?
      Without paying cover anyways. ;)

    17. Re:Fantasy is now king by delvsional · · Score: 1

      instead of changing the name to "SYFY", they should have changed it to "Wrestling and other stupid shit that doesn't have anything to do with science." A bit wordy but more accurate. Oh and what the hell happened to the rest of SGU? Fucking bastards.

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    18. Re:Fantasy is now king by jdpars · · Score: 1

      You've crushed me by making Twilight and Buffy the Vampire Slayer essentially the same story. I'm a broken man now.

    19. Re:Fantasy is now king by jitterman · · Score: 1

      "The Fantasy Channel" You know, I think you just *might* be on to something there!

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    20. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to work at my local B&N. When the 4th Twilight book came out (New Moon I think?) we had a huge release party packed full of preteen/young teen girls. One of the girls got so excited to actually purchase the book that, when I waved her up to my cash register from the line, she ran as fast as she could to get to me. She slipped on the tile floor in front of the register, sprawled head first into the counter, and knocked herself clean out.

      Dear diary....jackpot!

    21. Re:Fantasy is now king by Zediker · · Score: 1

      no, there is a third type C: George R. R. Martin style. Which is less of a fantasy novel and more of a political medievel story set in a fantasy-like universe. It is honestly the only fantasy novel type worth investing time in, from a sci-fi lover's point of view. If all else fails... Hyperion works ;)

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    22. Re:Fantasy is now king by krunk7 · · Score: 1

      In any case, real science fiction is getting harder and harder to find.

      The Wind Up Girl was a pretty good read. :)

    23. Re:Fantasy is now king by meerling · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always thought they changed it because what had once been a great channel for Sci-Fi (and occasional fantasy) became a venereal diseased mess absolutely riddled with SyFylis.

    24. Re:Fantasy is now king by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Um. None?

      If huge fake chests are what you're interested in, perhaps you should check out the Internet. There might be a least one site which will satisfy your interest. And I'm sure, non-requires "man-rasslin".

    25. Re:Fantasy is now king by emagery · · Score: 1

      I wonder if part of that comes from mounting dissatisfaction with the world as it is. I look back at things like Star Trek, for example, and see generations of viewers who turn toward life with an optimistic energy... optimism is an overstrained resource in the world today, however, so I cannot help but wonder if this is, instead, compelling people to hide from reality in fantasy instead. (both ARE fantasy, frankly, and neither are necessarily optimistic or pessimistic, BUT, I do wonder nevertheless.)

    26. Re:Fantasy is now king by skids · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, It's already been proven that the previous incarnation was mismanaged.

      It might be perfectly viable if they had program directors who didn't take their best shows and put them in the worst possible slots, thus guaranteeing their failure.

    27. Re:Fantasy is now king by Stregano · · Score: 1

      You must not realize that SyFy now shows WWE. Yes, the fake wreslting. SyFy plays about as much Sci-fi as MTV plays music. The channel gets big and then tries to branch out beyond what it is.

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    28. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like MTV ...

      no music videos anymore

    29. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You and I may think they were the best shows. But really, these people aren't stupid. They don't put the shows that people WATCH into the death slot. A bunch of geeks may think these shows were awesome. But the "unwashed masses" didn't or the shows would be on in prime time good slots. End of story. I don't care how stupid the people at the network are - they know enough to put their well rated shows in good slots. It just turns out that a good portion of the collective slashdot "we" like different shows than the majority of people - and we are a small minority.

    30. Re:Fantasy is now king by Gorshkov · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope, nothing gay about muscled, oil men, rolling around on the floor, while pretending to wrestle, while trying to present bad drama. Normally that roll is reserved for drama queens.

      The most mysterious hold in all of wrestling is the one it has on it's viewers.

    31. Re:Fantasy is now king by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      Rasslin was that evil wizard from those D&D books?

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    32. Re:Fantasy is now king by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      Why not take advantage of the fact that your audience is technologically savvy? Instead of bitching and wringing your hands together telling yourself that all of your watchers are dirty thieves, make it easy to download your shows. Instead of having a server watch an RSS feed for new NZBs why not simply make the shows directly downloadable. Incorporate some advertising (no more than an aired episode would have) and even use geolocation to make them relevant. I'm sure there are flaws in my idea, but if I could come up with that in 30 seconds then I'm sure smarter people given more time could do better. When I hear people moan about piracy all I actually hear is a complete lack of imagination and unwillingness to adapt.

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    33. Re:Fantasy is now king by Ralphus+Maximus · · Score: 1

      Na, he was a time lord.

      Cheers,
      RM

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    34. Re:Fantasy is now king by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Well, what to you expect from a generation who found there love to read in the Harry Potter books? The people who started reading them in 1997 are graduating from college and have enough spar income for books.

      I don't mean that as a dig against the Harry Potter books. There actually pretty good.

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    35. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I heard they renamed it due to a long-standing and strongly antibiotic-resistant strain of syphilis that is driving all the executives mad before it kills them. Siffy, the new WWE-centric network! Can you smell what The Clap is cookin??

    36. Re:Fantasy is now king by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It has been that way for a LONG time now. Real science fiction (in novel and short story form) has been in decline at least since the 80's. Asimov's, Analog, and Interzone are three of the last remaining magazines that still pay decent money for short stories and novellas, and every year it seems like more and more science fiction publications go out (check out the opening essays in Gardner Dozois's "Years Best Science Fiction" anthology for a depressing chronicle of this over the years). It has become increasingly difficult for a lot of genre writers to make a living writing just science fiction (a lot of writers have been forced into fantasy and horror just to get by).

      It's a sad state of affairs for those of us who like serious science fiction. But there is still great stuff coming out (check out Dozois's above-mentioned anthology for the some of the best of the best).

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    37. Re:Fantasy is now king by 680x0 · · Score: 1

      And it's still what I think about wrasslin on a Sci-FI channel. They don't mix.

      You're right... It certainly is fiction, but nothing to do with science.

    38. Re:Fantasy is now king by fractoid · · Score: 2

      Sci Fi rewrote its name to appeal to Non-Sci-Fi & Fantasy Geeks. So it only makes sense that they change their programming to cast a bigger net into the demographic pool.

      Really? I always thought SyFy was a reference to 'the syph'... i.e. syphilis.

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    39. Re:Fantasy is now king by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Good God I would have been fired after seeing that, I would be laughing so hard.

    40. Re:Fantasy is now king by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      SyFy doesn't even doFantasy very well. They failed to do a deal to rescue Legend Of The Seeker from ABC amongst other failings. TV has traditionally done a poor job of high fantasy despite being tremendous demand for a fantasy TV series (even one set in the Tolkien universe would be huge), with as precious few good examples of good fantasy as there is as proper Sci Fi.

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    41. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but why aren't "we" - the Slashdot collective (that sounds rather Borg) - not actually the voices being listened to on a network that pretends (key word, I know) to be about Syence Fyction?

      The "unwashed masses" already have channels.. Fox News, perhaps.

      In essence.. why aren't the more techy companies (Google, Microsoft, IBM, etc.) sending their wads of advertising money to a network that would actually cater to their clients / clients' clients? Why do I see advertising for IBM's new server solutions on.. I dunno.. the Food network?

      Even if a proper science/science fiction network would not be hugely profitable, surely it could break even -and- be appealing to such advertisers?

      Unless us tech-savvy folk record/download the shows and blast past the ads, of course.

    42. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There needs to be more of the busty princess is rescued by the over 40 pervy earth guy stories.

    43. Re:Fantasy is now king by DarkTempes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, what do you expect from a generation who found their love to read in the Harry Potter books? The people who started reading them in 1997 are graduating from college and have enough spare income for books.

      I don't mean that as a dig against the Harry Potter books. They're actually pretty good.

      You're not helping the case for Harry Potter readers.

    44. Re:Fantasy is now king by gknoy · · Score: 1

      You must be thinking of Raistlin Majere. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin_Majere )

    45. Re:Fantasy is now king by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      I'm about half way through and I'll have to admit, it's good, but it's a slooooowww start.

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    46. Re:Fantasy is now king by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 3, Funny

      This makes me want a "Disgusting and wrong" moderation that counts as an upvote.

    47. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet if they renamed themselves to just Fantasy Channel, they'd see a bump in number of male viewers between ages 13-90 and female viewers between ages 40-55.

    48. Re:Fantasy is now king by dmacleod808 · · Score: 1

      "wrasslin" is the highest rated program on the network, and they pay a lot for it, and has raised the weekly rating for SyFy significantly.

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    49. Re:Fantasy is now king by krunk7 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, not really an action packed kind of book. More of a "world building" book. Once I started looking at it from that perspective, it seemed less slow.

    50. Re:Fantasy is now king by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That isn't even true for non-science fiction shows.

      Executives have destroyed popular shows repeatedly.

      The individual show may be wonderful so they move it to a different night to try and get viewers to watch a set of shows. Frequent moves meant that I missed an entire half season of stargate universe.

      Executives are incented for bonuses- not to build successful 10 year shows.
      Actors are incented to make big money- not to build successful 10 year shows.

      Executives mess with and censor the creative teams all the time.

      Sometimes, it's good. More often it bowlderizes the shows.

      Sci Fi was probably not sustainable. In part because Sci Fi (not SF) became mainstream. And because networks are about profits- and reality programming (Wrestling shows and ghost shows) are more profitable than Sci Fi shows.

      It's not if the shows were profitable. The question was, "Could we find something MORE profitable to put in the same time slot".

      That's a big shift from 30 years ago. 30 years ago, if a show was profitable, it stayed on. Now, if it can make 1 million but you have another show that will make 1.5 million, then you cancel the first show.

      The salaries of actors doesn't help. The salaries of editors and directors doesn't help. They've bid themselves into a place where they will be unemployed rather than working- but if they do get work, the money is great. 30 years ago, they made less but it was easier to get work.

      Ultimately, there is a huge glut of entertainment right now. I'm in the process of cutting back on cable. $90 a month was unjustifiable. Now, I'm starting to think $62 is unjustifable. $40 was always my comfort level.

      There is more free/cheap stuff than I could watch for the next 5 years if I didn't have to work. Why should I pay a premium just to see something in the first 90 days?

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    51. Re:Fantasy is now king by Amouth · · Score: 1

      as someone who was a "real" wrestler growing up.. they shouldn't be allowed to use the word.

      i've never ever ever ever understood the draw to that crap..

      actual 1 on 1 - 6 min full out .. that is something completely different and by far the hardest sport I've ever competed in.

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    52. Re:Fantasy is now king by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      If a TV channel is owned by a large enough parent company, it might actually be advantageous if it loses money, as the loss could help with taxes for more profitable ventures.

      Also, it depends on exactly how much loss we're talking about. A TV channel that loses a few million a year would be trivial for a large company to keep supporting. I think even burning $1M/month wouldn't be much of an issue.

    53. Re:Fantasy is now king by popeye44 · · Score: 1

      Really? I beg to differ. I read both extensively. But i could care less if my science fiction is scientific or not. if it's loosely based in reality them I'm happy. I don't want to know math to be able to read.

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    54. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you mean "teen paranormal romance" is now king

    55. Re:Fantasy is now king by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      So it only makes sense that they change their programming to cast a bigger net into the demographic pool.

      Perhaps they should consider changing their distribution methods to net a bigger audience. For example, pirated versions of TV shows are currently far superior to the aired versions because they typically do not contain advertisements. Personally if the option to pay a small fee to stream these shows ad free and with the full back catalogue available they might actually be able to compete, assuming it they can make it less effort than bit torrents.

    56. Re:Fantasy is now king by hendersj · · Score: 1

      Right....because the whole reason a generation of people can't spell is because of J. K. Rowling.

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    57. Re:Fantasy is now king by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny

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    58. Re:Fantasy is now king by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      I've stopped using Borders entirely in the last 2 years. Of the half that isn't purely vampires, about half is witches/demon-girls/supernatural-something-or-others who are hitwomen/assassins/PIs with evil ex's. It isn't even fantasy.

    59. Re:Fantasy is now king by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      I'd expect them to have better tastes then Twilight.

    60. Re:Fantasy is now king by morari · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It must be an American thing. It's make sense though, as a "Christian nation" it must be easier to except fantasy than it is science fiction.

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    61. Re:Fantasy is now king by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I pirated three seasons of stargate, and one of caprica , and I forget how many of Battlestar because SYFY put a 9 month gap in one season.

      Think about this. The last season of Stargate started played 13 episodes and went quiet. In the next 8 months the entire season was played in the UK and Australia. Then the USA got to watch the final episodes. Literally you could watch the shows live from streams in the UK long before you could watch it on PAID TV.

      Where the FUCK does that make sense. SYFY as a channel is dead because of stupidity like that.

      Okay I understood a 6 week break around the holidays but 8 months is just plain stupid.

      I rarely watch SYFY anymore. for 10 years SCI-FI friday was almost always on. Not anymore. They blew the brand with gay men wearing pink and red thongs, feeling each other up.

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    62. Re:Fantasy is now king by Ogre332 · · Score: 1

      My wifes niece is a fan of the Twilight series. I told her that in my day, Vampires sucked blood, not cock.

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    63. Re:Fantasy is now king by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Announce that. Tomorrow it'll be on Slashdot. The third comment in will be from the guy that figured out how to bypass your ads. On principle mind you, not becasue you had that many or they were really burdensome. You presented him challenge, you dared to advertise to him. So he figured out how to get around it, and announced the method to 10 million of his closest friends. He also wants you to know that you show is terrible, with a complete lack of real understanding of science, or character, or both... Not that it'll stop him watching every episode (without ads).

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    64. Re:Fantasy is now king by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      South Park had it right -- WFF-style wrestling is theater, it's soap opera, with more trappings of physical violence.

    65. Re:Fantasy is now king by Jonner · · Score: 1

      It doesn't sound like they're moving toward fantasy, but toward general reality TV crap.

    66. Re:Fantasy is now king by Seumas · · Score: 1

      SyFy got rid of all the science fiction shows they produced or aired. Even the extremely popular ones that beat out most everything else on Cable. Most of their shows still have some vague science fiction flavor in a tiny way, but they're all "relationship" shows that appeal to women. The boy and girl relationships on Warehouse 13 are the primary concern over the hunt-of-the-week of each episode. Same with the boy and girl relationship focus of Eureka. And just about every show I've seen on SyFi since Farscape. Though it's not their doing, even the new Doctor Who of the last five years has succumbed to it.

    67. Re:Fantasy is now king by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      I don't see anyone bypassing the Twizlers ads on "Warehouse 13" with software anytime soon. That's where advertising is on SyFy, direct, in your face product placement like "The Truman Show" where the actor looks into the camera and tells you how much they love "chubs beer" or whatever.

    68. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thin as the selection is, some of the new space opera is really good though, to my taste anyway. Alastair Reynolds, Neal Asher.... Maybe not this year, but within the last couple.

    69. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worked perfectly fine for the old radio dramas. Everyone knows that The Shadow knows when you wiggle your toes, and he shall only have Lipton in his cup.

    70. Re:Fantasy is now king by operagost · · Score: 1

      Twilight: the series. YAY!!!!11111

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    71. Re:Fantasy is now king by afabbro · · Score: 1

      From a lot of recent articles I've been reading, Fantasy Books are now king while interest in science-based fiction is almost null.

      I think that's always been true, largely because fantasy is much easier to write.

      I know...throw stones...but it's true. Subtract the general difficulty of crafting a good, engrossing story - that's constant. What's left? Fantasy world building where you can make up any rules you want ("magic") vs. fantasy world building where the rules have to be plausible extensions of our modern world ("science fiction"). Guess which one is harder...

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    72. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oiling the floor was taking it a bit far... but congrats nevertheless.

    73. Re:Fantasy is now king by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      Fantasy is fine. Kill the reality and wrestling nonsense for the gods' (plural, yeah) sake.

    74. Re:Fantasy is now king by chrisj_0 · · Score: 1

      The problem is geeks don't watch their favorite shows, they download them from a torrent site. ;)

    75. Re:Fantasy is now king by Compholio · · Score: 1

      I don't care how stupid the people at the network are - they know enough to put their well rated shows in good slots. It just turns out that a good portion of the collective slashdot "we" like different shows than the majority of people - and we are a small minority.

      You forget that they used to be a niche-market channel that catered to "us", now they're going to be competing against other channels that have a lot more resources and are available at lower pricing tiers. I know I just downgraded my cable service recently because the only thing that used to justify my extra $30/mo was the Sci-Fi channel. I can't continue to justify that expensive when they cancel most of the programming that I want to watch.

    76. Re:Fantasy is now king by slapout · · Score: 1

      When you start a channel called "The Sci-Fi Channel" everyone knows you're not really targeting the mainstream. You're going after a niche that the mainstream isn't serving.

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    77. Re:Fantasy is now king by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      The problem is that everyone today thinks that it takes a huge load of special effects to make a good Science Fiction movie - but in reality they are wrong.

      Much of science fiction is about an idea, not laser swords and blowing up planets. Take a deep dive into the realm of Asimov, Heinlein, John Scalzi and Jack McDevitt and you realize that it's mostly about humans and their interaction as well as pushing one idea or another.

      I would really like to see a movie based on "Stranger in a Strange Land" or a TV series based on "Dorsai!" by Gordon R. Dickson. Cut most of the crapload of special effects and have some subtle ones.

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    78. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I always thought SyFy was a reference to 'the syph'... i.e. syphilis.

      SyFy means pimples in Polish.

    79. Re:Fantasy is now king by c++0xFF · · Score: 2

      I take my inspiration from A Christmas Story.

      Give the audience a puzzle. A really, really hard puzzle. The final solution is mainly an ad for a sponsor, but hopefully something a bit more rewarding than "Be sure to drink your ovaltine."

      To make it easier, give out hints periodically, where the hints have to do with other sponsors. Or just embed them in the ads somehow.

      The idea is to make your audience want to see the ads. I'm sure I'm not the only one to think of this, and maybe I've just been living under a rock and someone's already done it.

    80. Re:Fantasy is now king by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Then NBCU will try to sue the guy who figured out how to bypass the ads, and Slashdot will boycott NBCU's channels because they're "as evil as Sony".

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    81. Re:Fantasy is now king by penguin_dance · · Score: 2

      One of the girls got so excited to actually purchase the book that, when I waved her up to my cash register from the line, she ran as fast as she could to get to me. She slipped on the tile floor in front of the register, sprawled head first into the counter, and knocked herself clean out.

      But I'll bet she saw sparkles...

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    82. Re:Fantasy is now king by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Science fiction and fantasy both are subgenres of the same genre, which is alternative reality fiction. Alternative history fiction is also a subgenre of that genre, and there are probably others.

      What makes alternative reality fiction interesting is that, by telling a story in a different reality, you avoid alienating the readers when you touch on sensitive topics. In an alternate universe, you can subtly poke at the edges of our universe, pointing out the flaws in our society in a way that makes people think but doesn't make them burn your book the way a biting editorial criticism or tell-all book would.

      Ultimately, the science isn't important. You can almost always tell nearly identical stories using either futuristic technology or magic. Either way, you're still using the same basic trope. Thus, the only two differences are:

      1. In science fiction, you must explain the magic.
      2. Because you must explain the magic, violations of natural laws must generally be limited in degree.

      As a result, science fiction is harder to write, and tends to result in more believable stories. Whether this matters or not depends solely on the extent to which that disbelief interferes with people's ability to enjoy the story, relate to the characters, or grasp the underlying message.

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    83. Re:Fantasy is now king by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, they really aren't that far apart...

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    84. Re:Fantasy is now king by Smauler · · Score: 1

      No. That is so, so wrong. The last two authors I've read which are generally classed as "fantasy" are China Meiville and George R R Martin. Neither fits into your definitions. Perhaps you should be reading something better?

      If you're looking for real science fiction, I advise Alastair Reynolds, who I absolutely rate. He weirdly has even referenced slashdot in earlier novels (slightly strangely, but I'll forgive him that).

    85. Re:Fantasy is now king by Vexor · · Score: 1

      As a genre SciFi and Fantasy are almost the exact same. The only difference is Fantasy is never true, while SciFi is "possible". SciFi has axed plenty of fantasy shows as well, the Dresden Files for one. The Dresden Files was/is definitely in the "paranormal" genre as well. Although that show suffered more from completely bastardizing everything that makes the books great. Back to my point, just because they're running fantasy shows doesn't mean that they're completely gone from their roots.

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    86. Re:Fantasy is now king by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Really? I beg to differ. I read both extensively. But i could care less if my science fiction is scientific or not.

      You don't need math.

      Ok, you can read non-geeky stuff as a geek and some Sci-Fi is also fantasy (geeky); it doesn't hurt (that much) as long as you still watch mostly geeky stuff. But if you are in the Non-Sci-Fi crowd totally and read/watch a lot of mooshy fantasy and haven't seen any Sci-Fi at all, or at least News, history/crime drama stuff, then turn in your geek card; as a geek, it's absolutely essential that you can list factual innacuracies/inconsistencies in such movies and especially in the News on the back of your napkin, if you want, and if you've never seen said Sci-Fi, there's no way you could continue to prove yourself a geek.

      Fantasy = Jimanji, Pinocchio, Shrek, The Lion King, Bambi, My Little Ponies, Toy Story, Spirited Away, The Godfather, ... Fox News....

      Sci-Fi = Star Trek, Jurassic Park, Tron, Star Wars, ET, Transformers, Terminator, The Matrix, Honey I shrunk the Kids, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Wall-E, Titanic, Indiana Jones, Resident Evil, very geeky

    87. Re:Fantasy is now king by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      It's soap opera for men.

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    88. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bit of a tradeoff there though. How much gay man-rasslin stuff are you willing to watch...

      Not one damned Bit of it.

      And with ultimatesurrender.com ...I don't have to.

    89. Re:Fantasy is now king by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Why do people who don't understand American culture always feel qualified to comment on "American" things? We're not one culture, we're a patchwork of many different cultures, and the Christians you're talking about aren't part of science fiction fandom, and thus are irrelevant to its ratings (or lack thereof) on GooFy.

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    90. Re:Fantasy is now king by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Time slot changes are a big reason a good DVR is awesome. They record based on the show's name. With my Tivo, I'm only vaguely aware when a show is even on. I just know new eps of this show appear on the list on Tuesdays and that show on Fridays, and so on.

    91. Re:Fantasy is now king by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      no, there is a third type C: George R. R. Martin style. Which is less of a fantasy novel and more of a political medievel story set in a fantasy-like universe ... that will never be finished.

    92. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason I DL my shows is because:

      1) I work evenings, and so am at work when they air. Therefore, At The Least, I'd need to record them for watching later. It's easier to just DL them.

      2) They keep screwing with the schedules and shit. (see above posters).

    93. Re:Fantasy is now king by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 1

      The salaries of actors doesn't help. The salaries of editors and directors doesn't help.

      I won't speak of Directors' and Actors' salaries, but Union Editors make about 3 grand a week working on a mainstream TV show on a major network. Five 12 hour days a week comes out to 50 dollars an hour. Hardly outrageous.

    94. Re:Fantasy is now king by therenaissanceman · · Score: 1

      I'm glad my local Books-A-Million hasn't become nearly as creative with their shelving titles. The "Teen" books have thankfully been separated from the "Sci-Fi/Fantasy" section, where I spend most of my time whenever I'm at BAM. I have to say, I feel sorry for you; the Sci-Fi/Fantasy section hasn't been swamped with nearly that many vampire books (as a matter of fact, it's a fair mix of science fiction and fantasy), except for a shelf or two of Charlaine Harris books, which are the respectable kind of vampire books.

    95. Re:Fantasy is now king by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Well played, Sir.

    96. Re:Fantasy is now king by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Comedy about wrestling long predates South Park : (from Amazon, out of print)

      You Grunt Ill Groan
      * Publisher: Futura Publications; New edition edition (19 Mar 1987)
      * Language English
      * ISBN-10: 0708832288

      And I can tell you for sure that in the mid-70s it was equally comic, even before I understood the essentially homoerotic nature of the sport.

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    97. Re:Fantasy is now king by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Wow... That's so far out of touch with mainstream america.

      Detroit is shedding jobs left and right at 25 dollars an hour and shooting for 20 dollars an hour.

      If union editors made 2/3 the pay, there would be more jobs, certain projects would be viable which are not now (and used to be viable).

      3 grand a week is absolutely fabulous pay.

      And everything is relative. If everyone is making 2 grand a week, houses cost one price. If everyone is making 3 grand a week, then things get bid up.

      That's part of the problem with america right now-- anything involving human labor is bid up to the point things that were easy to do in the 50's are now impossible and we are losing opportunities over seas.

      Don't get me wrong, their wages are too low (and coming up fast so the problem should be mitigated a great deal by 2020.

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    98. Re:Fantasy is now king by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be an American thing. It's make sense though, as a "Christian nation" it must be easier to except fantasy than it is science fiction.

      I hate to say, but your right on the money for about 70% of the populous here. It's the main reason I'm look abroad for a new home....Even if it's our northern neighbor!

    99. Re:Fantasy is now king by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Great first step, however 20 miutes after the first episode is aired, the same episode with the commercials stripped would end up in the torrents.

    100. Re:Fantasy is now king by commodore6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>There needs to be more of the busty princess is rescued by the over 40 pervy earth guy-type stories.

      Twilight.
      Vampire Diaries.
      Buffy.
      Angel.

      Strictly speaking, not princesses, but they are busty.

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    101. Re:Fantasy is now king by hazydave · · Score: 1

      While I generally agree... if you look at things just so, they actually are showing science fiction... just unorthodox types. For example, WWE is clearly fiction.. the "science" part.. well, most actual sports these days have a strong scientific element behind the scenes. Boxing is even known as "the sweet science".. the art/science of getting your opponent to tire himself out, without getting yourself clobbered in the process. And then there's this "Ghost Hunters"... a fictionalized account of a couple of guys employing [bad] scientific methods to find ghosts, presented in the "scripted reality" format.

      Ok.... you're correct. This used to be a great channel, and it sucks more every year.

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  2. As unfortunate as it is... by Zephiris · · Score: 1

    Yes.

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    1. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      I think a better question is why would they stay on their original vision now that they have a noticeable brand?
      Why not chase the ratings and the money?

      Seriously, it is your job as a studio exec to get the ratings and the money, so why wouldn't you look at what people watch and try and follow that?

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    2. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2

      Why not chase the ratings and the money?

      Sometimes ratings don't always equate to money. Since Farscape was mentioned I'll use it as an example. The show was a success in every sense of the word EXCEPT where profit was concerned. The production costs were so expensive that the ad revenue couldn't sustain it.

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    3. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it is your job as a studio exec to get the ratings and the money, so why wouldn't you look at what people watch and try and follow that?

      Because SyFy fills a niche audience. If they just looked at what people watched and chased ratings, there would be no SyFy channel. We'd have nothing but Ke$ha TV and the 24-hour Bieber News. Thankfully some people are not all about the bottom line and we can have less popular lineups like SyFy, SPEED, FoxSoccer, etc.

    4. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, why launch the sci-fi channel in the first place? Possibly because you love it yourself. Possibly because you know there is an unexploited niche in the market that you can chase.
      I'd be willing to bet that it was the second one that sci-fi was founded upon (or at least that's the pitch they used to get funding).

      So it might well have been about chasing the bottom line. Let's face it sci-fi fans are low hanging fruit we'll go after anything "In Spaaaaaaace!" You'd have been a fool not to have come after us as an audience, the interesting thing is that once the medium is successful then I'm not surprised they branched out and then followed the ratings.
      I also wonder whether the accepted knowledge that Farscape was a financial failure is correct once you get past the Hollywood accounting. It's not a low risk show, and I think in fact that's more what's going on. Babylon 5 has yet to show a profit, but according to JMS it has collected over a billion but has yet to show a profit..

      I also think that part of this is that whenever a new sci-fi show comes on the average geek pans it. Bab 5 was a copy of DS9, Farscape is Muppets in space, I was told for over a year to not bother watching Firefly because it was "just a space western".

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    5. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The show was a success in every sense of the word EXCEPT where profit was concerned. The production costs were so expensive that the ad revenue couldn't sustain it.

      Although... a less short-sighted company/network might have continued the show to pull viewers to the network -- like a loss leader -- for at least the fifth season (which, technically, Sci-Fi had already agreed to run).

      Additionally, some shows don't get traction until later - like Star Trek. As for Farscape, I came to the show late, which is difficult for a show as serialized as Farscape. I had seen part of a few episodes during it's initial run, but switched away because I didn't "get it". One evening I came across an re-airing of episode 1, "Premiere" as Sci-Fi was starting to re-run the entire series every night, end-to-end, and was hooked - with a big crush on Claudia Black I might add... :-) Sigh.

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    6. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Look at Firefly as an example as well. They must have made a bundle from DVD and merch sales. I'm still annoyed that "Defying gravity" was cancelled. That was a show that grabbed me right from the first episode. I keep getting the impression that all of the networks are run by short-sited MBAs.

    7. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong Farscape was my favorite show and I petitioned along with everyone else. I'm sure there were other factors. The makeup for all but Ben and Claudia was probably a nightmare to get into every day. That's why Virginia Hey (Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan) finally left the series. I hated that she left but completely understand why she decided she had to.

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    8. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Babylon 5 and DS9 have a very sordid history. JMS pitched Babylon 5 to Paramount, and a couple months later they mysteriously announced this "secret" project of DS9 and scooped JMS's project. Coincidence? Probably not.

      Regardless, at least one (B5) was developed independently of the other, and if you believe Paramount, both were developed independently.

    9. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I'm still annoyed that "Defying gravity" was canceled.

      Shhh... You'll arouse those who were enraged by the show's use of FTL communications. :-)
      I too really enjoyed the show and bought the DVD set to watch the last 5 episodes. Besides, Laura Harris (Zoe) is pretty cute and, though she was dressed way down on the show, an image search for Florentine Lahme (Nadia) shows that she's very easy on the eyes...

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    10. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Babylon 5 has yet to show a profit

      That must be a truly blatant bit of criminal accounting because B5 marked the point where special effects became cheap and none of the actors were actually paid very much (Michael O'Hare: "The shadows never got to ask me what I wanted - I would have said a Lexus"). B5 was shown in a lot of countries so probably made it's money back on overseas sales alone long before the videos were sold. There is no way they would have kept a show that was losing money running for so long (see also the even cheaper Farscape) - I'd go as far as saying it's criminal tax avoidance.
      Firefly owes a lot to Cowboy Beebop etc - but that's just the concept and not plot, characters etc. It's like comparing "True Grit" and "Unforgiven" - similarities but telling very different stories.

    11. Re:As unfortunate as it is... by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Most often the thing that kills science fiction shows is the assumption on the part of TV executives that because a show has rabid fans, they are willing to watch the show on Friday night or that they are not fans of another more popular show. So the show that starts at a sane time, gets moved around to an unwatchable time. Or episodes are run six months ahead in a different country. Either way, rampant internet piracy breaks out, but the pirate viewers don't count in ratings... which means the viewership drops like a rock. B5 was moved to bad time slots AND had episodes running 3-4 months ahead of the US in Britain...

      Note: (I'm one of those people who used to post in the B5 newsgroup, and loved the fact that JMS was always popping in there and answering questions - usenet kept B5 on the air for the last two years) You've got the B5 a copy of DS9 exactly backwards. JMS pitched B5 to Paramount, and they politely did his show concept in the Stat Trek universe. I would not say B5 was a copy of DS9... I'd put it the other way around. Either way, both shows were actually very good...

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  3. Yes by JamesonLewis3rd · · Score: 1

    I am in complete agreement.

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  4. MST3K by ddd0004 · · Score: 0

    This was the only reason I watched them ever. What a brilliant show and probably the best thing I've seen on TV.

    1. Re:MST3K by commodore6502 · · Score: 0

      >>>I turned off my fucking cable and disconnected the antennae.

      Why on earth? Antenna TV isn't the greatest thing but it is FREE so you might see something worthwhile, like reruns of Outer Limits, Stargate, or new episodes of....um... yeah can't think of anything. (shrug) I like supernatural.

      >>>MST3K was the only reason I watched them ever.

      The Twilight MSTie was hilarious. Better than the actual movie. Sci-Fi Channel was my favorite channel back when they aired these shows: Voyagers, Buck Rogers, the Hulk, Dark Shadows, Quantum Leap, Sci-Fi Trader, and the Zone (like a news show about cons, movies, and behind-the-scenes special effects).

      SFC also produced a few good originals. Like Stargate when it was resurrected from the dead, Sliders (years4-5), Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, Sanctuary, Lexx.

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    2. Re:MST3K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Joel asked them not to do the invention exchange since that was his "thing" (remember he was a prop comic).

    3. Re:MST3K by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I actually really only got into the show right after Joel had left, so they showed a blend of Joel and Mike episodes. Coming into with no preconceptions, I found Mike to be a lot funnier than Joel. I think a lot of the people who think otherwise were just used to Joel.

    4. Re:MST3K by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Sci-Fi bought the rights to Stargate SG-1 and Farscape after the shows had started. Stargate SG-1 started out on Showtime. Farscape started out on an Australian network.

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    5. Re:MST3K by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Do your self a favor and look up Rift Tracks.

    6. Re:MST3K by Convector · · Score: 1

      Many people prefer one of the hosts over the other, but I think it's all in the delivery, not in the writing. Mike was the head writer almost from the beginning, even when Joel was the host.

      I slightly preferred Joel to Mike, but I think the Comedy Central episodes were generally superior to the SciFi ones.

      As for the Invention Exchanges, Joel was the one coming up with all ideas, so when he left, nobody else really was able to step up. That's why they got rid of it. The only thing Joel asked them not to use after he left was the word "Gizmonic".

    7. Re:MST3K by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Joel asked them not to do the invention exchange since that was his "thing" (remember he was a prop comic).

      Given that it was his "thing" it wouldn't have really made sense for them to continue it anyway... (I mean, what other member of the cast would have been able to fill that role? And would they have even wanted to?)

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    8. Re:MST3K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do your self a favor and look up Rift Tracks.

      Assuming that "being rather confused due to advice and grossly bad spelling from someone evidently unfamiliar with the subject" counts as doing the GP a favor, given it's "RiffTrax". There's no rifts involved.

    9. Re:MST3K by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Do your self a favor and look up Rift Tracks.

      Assuming that "being rather confused due to advice and grossly bad spelling from someone evidently unfamiliar with the subject" counts as doing the GP a favor, given it's "RiffTrax". There's no rifts involved.

      There sort of is, given the rift that existed between, say, Joel Hodgsen and Mike Nelson. They claim things are pretty ok between the two groups now, and Joel's Cinematic Titanic and Mike's RiffTrax have two different aims.

    10. Re:MST3K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either way, Mike was the head writer and was responsible for a lions share of teh funny from the beginning.

      His host segment walkons (Torgo, et al) were a huge part of the early show.

  5. What you say? by Daetrin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "and forget about original programming."

    You could not be further from the truth! I'm very much looking forward to Mega BearLion vs Giant Robo-Piranha 2: The Revenge!

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    1. Re:What you say? by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For this reason, I could exclude SciFi channel from my Sci-Fi movies recording rule and be much better off for it.

      TCM or AMC are much more likely to show Sci-Fi classics than SyFy.

      Although the local PBS station does show old B movies. However, even those seem better made than the self-produced stuff from SyFy.

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    2. Re:What you say? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I love the monster shows. They are B grade fun.
      For me it's one of the last reasons to keep it. I mean, who else is going to have a team specifically tasked to create B-Grade over the top movies? Where the name of the beast must be in the title?
      I love it.

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    3. Re:What you say? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2

      Robo-Piranha RULES!

    4. Re:What you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never laughed harder than I did at Megashark vs giant octopus. Especially when the shark *bit a plane out of the sky*.

      And then I turned it off because I realized it wasn't intended to be funny.

    5. Re:What you say? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      " Mega BearLion vs Giant Robo-Piranha 2: The Revenge!

      Laugh all you want, but who WOULDN'T want to see Vanilla Ice playing Debbie Gibson's love interest in a movie directed by the cousin of the guy who directed Robocop 3?

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    6. Re:What you say? by morari · · Score: 1

      TCM or AMC are much more likely to show Sci-Fi classics than SyFy.

      Indeed.

      I can't help but notice how all channels are pretty much the same nowadays. The Travel Channel, Discovery Channel, and even Food Network have so much overlap it's sometimes hard to tell one apart from another. SyFy, Spike, and G4 are all essentially the exact same channel too. They cater to low-brow entertainment, primarily made up of Xbox-playing frat boys. It's especially sad, because I recall when both Sci-Fi and ZDTV (later TechTV, now G4) were sources of great entertainment.

      I guess it just goes to show why I don't subscribe to any sort of television service anymore. My tastes haven't changed, TV just sucks anymore.

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    7. Re:What you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean CrocoDuck vs Bearantula XIV?

    8. Re:What you say? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I can't help but notice how all channels are pretty much the same nowadays

      Because of the burning, unquenchable desire on the part of the channel executives for higher ratings and more ad revenue. So when some network finds something that draws in other viewers, the others look at it and say "we must do that too!" This happens over and over again until the History Channel has shows like "Ice Road Truckers" and "Ax Men," SyFy shows "World Wrestling Entertainment," MTV and VH1 with all their non-music-related nonsense, etc.

      It's like Vegas casinos. Several years ago, the owners of the major Vegas casinos (almost all of which are owned by two groups) got together and decided that themed casinos just weren't a good idea, and they've been stripping once-entertaining buildings of everything that makes them unique.

    9. Re:What you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and forget about original programming."

      You could not be further from the truth! I'm very much looking forward to Mega BearLion vs Giant Robo-Piranha 2: The Revenge!

      - starring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson!

  6. Farscape by MSG · · Score: 1, Troll

    I have no idea what you are going on about. I've been watching Farscape for the first time recently, and it's among the least original and most awful "science" fiction I've seen.

    1. Re:Farscape by Servaas · · Score: 1

      I feel the same about SG:U, another show about those dumb swirly gateways, oh and now their trapped on a ship! Original. To each their own I guess.

    2. Re:Farscape by Groghunter · · Score: 1

      Wait 'til season 2.

    3. Re:Farscape by chispito · · Score: 1

      Wait 'til season 2.

      An old roommate got me to watch some of it with him. I never enjoyed it, and I even thought the puppets were a strong point.

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    4. Re:Farscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think the working title was Battlestar Voyager.

    5. Re:Farscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I felt the same way about the Joss Whedon Cowboy Bebop clone. At least that was cancelled after one season for being terrible.

    6. Re:Farscape by FreonTrip · · Score: 0

      Seconded. A friend gave me the entire series as a boxed set two years ago, and I can't wade through it. Inventive puppet design be damned; halfway through season 2 I just gave up, and feel no compulsion to pick it back up again.

    7. Re:Farscape by Nadaka · · Score: 2

      Thou hast blasphemed

    8. Re:Farscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one...the majority though disagree with you.

    9. Re:Farscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. This show is so badly acted and written, canceling it can only be called an act of mercy.

      Unless you like farting muppets. Then farscape is awesome.

    10. Re:Farscape by Cosgrach · · Score: 1

      Yet another Anonymous Coward disparaging a fantastic and truly original bit of science fiction. String him up boys!

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    11. Re:Farscape by initdeep · · Score: 1

      I see I'm not the only one to think this.

      Damn, that means there is someone else in this world as fucked up as I am.

      I feel sorry for you. :D

    12. Re:Farscape by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      I actually quite liked SG:1, and I still got bored of Universe after a few episodes. Same with Caprica - it was vaguely interesting, but it felt like a cash-in shoehorned in to the established canon, not like a story that someone wanted to tell; again, I'd stopped watching before it was cancelled.

      That said, while I don't begrudge Syfy's latest cancellations, I also haven't found any new science fiction that I do like. I had somewhat high hopes for The Event, but the guy in the lead role was intolerable - particularly because he was cast as some kind of hacker genius from MIT, but didn't portray any kind of intelligence or subtlety except when it was flipped on like a light switch as a "it's a Unix system, I know this"-style deus ex machina.

      I'm reading a lot of cyberpunk novels at the moment instead, but any recommendations for decent new-ish sci-fi series would nonetheless be gratefully received.

    13. Re:Farscape by preaction · · Score: 1

      It's not Joss Whedon presents Cowboy Bebop, it was Joss Whedon presents Outlaw Star

    14. Re:Farscape by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      You must have some interesting limits on your definition of majority. Considering you aren't bounding yourself to a discussion of reality, you should have just gone all in with the insults and said:

      "An opinion is like an asshole, and so are you."

    15. Re:Farscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by "canceling" we mean "keep it on the air for 4 years, and finish it with a 2 hour TV movie."

    16. Re:Farscape by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I have no idea how you can call it least original.
      I mean, I'm not saying you should like it, or that you are wrong not to like it, I hate those people. I'm just wondering if you ahve an example?

      And why do you have science in quotes? it's clearly a science fiction show.

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    17. Re:Farscape by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. Firefly was one of the stupidest shows I've had the displeasure to watch. I want my sci-fi shows to not be Westerns, thank you very much.

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    18. Re:Farscape by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You might want to duck.

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    19. Re:Farscape by internettoughguy · · Score: 1

      You must have some interesting limits on your definition of majority. Considering you aren't bounding yourself to a discussion of reality, you should have just gone all in with the insults and said:

      "An opinion is like an asshole, and so are you."

      Or "An opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one, but no one wants to hear it."

    20. Re:Farscape by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Bwa ha ha! Nice one, I hadn't thought of that much (beyond both having a girl-in-a-box). But now that I have, I notice in Serenity they even gave some of the Reaver ships grapple arms!

      If only Mal had gone on a quest to find the most awesome magical bullets before the final show-down.

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    21. Re:Farscape by Homburg · · Score: 1

      I have no idea how you can call it least original.

      It always struck me as taking a lot of its general style from Lexx, but with much less of the kink and weirdness that made Lexx interesting.

    22. Re:Farscape by russotto · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what you are going on about. I've been watching Farscape for the first time recently, and it's among the least original and most awful "science" fiction I've seen.

      Lost me early on with the metabolism which produced helium as a waste product. I'm not too highbrow to appreciate a fart joke, but a fart joke which requires a nuclear metabolism is a different story.

      Then it proved to be neither an episodic nor an arc-based show, but one of those shows where new characters, backgrounds, and plots are introduced willy-nilly just to avoid resolving anything.

    23. Re:Farscape by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      are your torch and pitchfork ready? I'll meet you outside his house.

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    24. Re:Farscape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must have been a conversion of the toonami sequence where they skipped that episode.

    25. Re:Farscape by ewanm89 · · Score: 1

      Try Pay Me, Bug. Novel released online in weekly chapters in both audio and text form.

  7. Disconnect the fucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I turned off my fucking cable and disconnected the antennae.

    I has become clear that TV will all eventually run programs like "Ouch My Balls!" Pretty soon we'll see the antique "Ouch my Balls!" on PBS.

    Even the science shows on PBS seem to be dumbing down - I mean, Come on Nova! WTF?!?

    1. Re:Disconnect the fucker by Yvan256 · · Score: 2

      I love science shows!

      "We're gonna need another Timmy!"

    2. Re:Disconnect the fucker by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      If you can't do your wonderful public service without money from a government, your plan is not sustainable in the first place.

      Likewise if your government job is actually *important*, you won't stop doing it just because Congress stopped funding your agency.

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    3. Re:Disconnect the fucker by Ralphus+Maximus · · Score: 0

      Thats why the repubs want to cut all funding for PBS.

      FIFY

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    4. Re:Disconnect the fucker by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Even the science shows on PBS seem to be dumbing down - I mean, Come on Nova! WTF?!?

      We have a science snob spotting! And here I thought slashdot was only for grammar nazis and beer snobs.

    5. Re:Disconnect the fucker by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Even the science shows on PBS seem to be dumbing down - I mean, Come on Nova! WTF?!?

      Nova is very hit and miss -- there seem to be a lot of different production companies aimed at much different audiences, all under the banner of "Nova."

  8. What a fresh take.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...on an unfairly neglected topic.

  9. Wrestling now by guspasho · · Score: 4, Informative

    They killed SGU so they could put wrestling in its place. What more evidence do you need?

    1. Re:Wrestling now by GodricL · · Score: 2

      ECW had a zombie... and a vampire. That counts as Sci-Fi right?

    2. Re:Wrestling now by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2

      To be fair, I think wrestling has more interesting physics in it than SGU did.

    3. Re:Wrestling now by FreonTrip · · Score: 2

      They probably killed SGU because it wasn't giving them the ratings they wanted. Viacom wanted to squeeze wrestling into a potentially profitable space; they saw that lots of 18-29 aged folk watch Syfy and figured they could just patch the hole left by Stargate. Clearly one block of 18-29'ers is not representative of the whole thing since the experiment flopped, and now they're aggressively backpedaling.

      That doesn't really excuse the reruns of Law & Order: SVU on the station though, does it?

    4. Re:Wrestling now by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 5, Insightful

      SGU was terrible.

      I really wish they ran a live version of the Skeptic's Guide to the Universe in place of it.

      SG:Atlantis and SG1 were great shows. SGU just lacked any of the wit and fun those shows brought us. I watched SG:A and SG1 because they were fun, last thing I really needed was a giant bummer.

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    5. Re:Wrestling now by discord5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They killed SGU so they could put wrestling in its place

      On the bright side, wrestling has a more credible plot and more likeable characters.

    6. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem was they saw how well the griity, dark-set Battlestar did and thought "Hey we should do that for Stargate to pull the same viewership in!" I'll admit I watched it and was starting to warm to it, but of course just as it started to get interesting they kill it.

    7. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have got to be kidding.
      SGU was much better than Atylantis.

    8. Re:Wrestling now by FreonTrip · · Score: 1

      Ack, scratch Viacom - it's NBC Universal what done it.

    9. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem was they saw how well the griity, dark-set Battlestar did and thought "Hey we should do that for Stargate to pull the same viewership in!" I'll admit I watched it and was starting to warm to it, but of course just as it started to get interesting they kill it.

      I concur! I watched the damn thing out of inertia, and when it finally started to find its legs, then they pull the plug? Damn that's frustrating. But then I'm their ideal viewer. I'm so starved for decent Sci-Fi that I'll watch whatever dreck they produce in hopes of another Battlestar or Firefly. So I sit through Eureka and that thing with Amanda Tapping and pretend that it is going to get better. That other Joss Whedon show - Dollhouse - was starting to, well, not suck anyway, right before they killed it off. At least Eureka tried to follow the Sci-Fi rule of "always have hot chicks", although they rarely give us any lycra suit fanservice like that Tapping vehicle did with the "living suit" spider-man ripoff.

      Heck, I'm so lame that I'm watching "Smallville". Holy crap do they need to put some better stuff on TV for us techie types. But even that limp series is better than "American Fat People Big Losers Idols" or whatever. (note to studios - if you are going to pummel us with reality TV, at least get young, smokin' hot people to be in your shows. It is bad enough watching regular folk doing regular stuff, but do you have to make them homely too? Oh, and toss in some alcohol while you're at it. That's how MTV gets all those hot-tub threesomes...)

    10. Re:Wrestling now by Galestar · · Score: 1

      /agree I was starting to like it after a while, then I heard they killed it. Now I don't really care to watch the rest knowing its over.

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    11. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I like my "original programming" to feature scripted 1 act plays starring sweaty males and/or surgically modified females, you insensitive clod.

    12. Re:Wrestling now by metalgamer84 · · Score: 1

      No, not even close.

    13. Re:Wrestling now by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I really wish they ran a live version of the Skeptic's Guide to the Universe in place of it"

      amen, brother.

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    14. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but at least in wrestling there's better writing and the plots aren't as predictable.

    15. Re:Wrestling now by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. STU started out boring, but after 8 or so episodes they did a sharp turn and the last 3-4 episodes were good. I wanted to see where it was heading finally, and THEN they killed it.

    16. Re:Wrestling now by Abstrackt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      SGU was terrible.

      I really wish they ran a live version of the Skeptic's Guide to the Universe in place of it.

      SG:Atlantis and SG1 were great shows. SGU just lacked any of the wit and fun those shows brought us. I watched SG:A and SG1 because they were fun, last thing I really needed was a giant bummer.

      It was the lack of wit and "let's see what part of the ship breaks down this week!" that killed SGU for me. I think SGU had a lot of potential but it was basically Twilight in space.

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    17. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved all the SG's for what there were, including SGU. I found SGU more interesting to be honest.

    18. Re:Wrestling now by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

      Oh how I wish I could crucify you for speaking lies about a wonderful show....

      Sadly, you speak truth.

    19. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrible is relative. Compared to wrestling, mansquito-dolpin based-vampire-run away train shows...SGU was freakin "The Godfather".
      Sy-Fy...(pronounced SeeFee) needs a giant douching by Comcast. NBC has truly managed it like the Titanic.

    20. Re:Wrestling now by Yaotzin · · Score: 1

      Why is this modded +4 Insightful? SGU was great. Is there no one who can appreciate a good space drama?

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    21. Re:Wrestling now by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      As bad as SGU was, I'd still watch it if it came on.

      I'd rather turn the TV off than watch wrestling.

    22. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I like SGU. The main problem with SGU is that it has "stargate" in the title. SGU is honestly more comparable to Battlestar Galatica in many ways (but to be fair that has better ratings). I liked the fact that there is a season-long plot but agree with everyone else that the loss of the wit is a major loss for the series.

    23. Re:Wrestling now by antdude · · Score: 1

      SG:A wasn't that good. SG1 was good.

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    24. Re:Wrestling now by s2r · · Score: 0

      More likable than Vala? I don't think so.

    25. Re:Wrestling now by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It was the love triangles and communications stones that needed to go. SGU was ruined by those two things alone.

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    26. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They killed SGU so they could put wrestling in its place

      On the bright side, wrestling has a more credible plot and more likeable characters.

      Wrestling: soap operas for men.

    27. Re:Wrestling now by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      > I think SGU had a lot of potential but it was basically Twilight in space.

      Do you just mean bad? Comparisons to Twilight imply its primary theme (and plot point) is how important it is to have a boyfriend protecting you.

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    28. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SGU was passable. Not 'good', but in terms of the amount of sheer crap Sci-Fi has shown over the years, hey, at least it was science fiction.

      Never managed to get into Atlantis; and SG-1 was good, up to a certain point. When the show became, "Take a shot each time Daniel Jackson escapes death by way of ascension" and fans were thus constantly drunk... Wait, no, actually that might be how the show managed to live far past its expiration date. :p

      Meh, what happened, Sci-Fi? You people did Children of Dune - and while a stillsuit-less Arrakis with a bald, hairless Stilgar was certainly out there, you guys at least had the sense to condense the boring-on-film politics of Dune Messiah into a single episode. WHY ARE YOU FILMING GIANT RADIOACTIVE SNAKE III INSTEAD OF GOD EMPEROR?

    29. Re:Wrestling now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was exactly the opposite for me. I couldn't stand any of the other Stargate shows because they were so goofy. SGU was a lot like Galactica in tone, and filled in the space it left quite well. I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't full of one-liners and twitty comments.

    30. Re:Wrestling now by Nyder · · Score: 1

      SGU was terrible.

      I really wish they ran a live version of the Skeptic's Guide to the Universe in place of it.

      SG:Atlantis and SG1 were great shows. SGU just lacked any of the wit and fun those shows brought us. I watched SG:A and SG1 because they were fun, last thing I really needed was a giant bummer.

      It was the lack of wit and "let's see what part of the ship breaks down this week!" that killed SGU for me. I think SGU had a lot of potential but it was basically Twilight in space.

      I actually thought the store was getting interesting when they suddenly developed a "mission" in the last episodes. Which they should of done by the end of the first season, might of helped them stay alive.

      then again, maybe not.

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    31. Re:Wrestling now by bami · · Score: 1

      SGU was pretty fun to watch, but now that I've seen most of SG-1 and atlantis, the appeal suddenly dropped.

      They shouldn't have marked it as a stargate show, but as a new franchise, and everybody would be happy for it.

    32. Re:Wrestling now by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      SG:1 & SG:A are for militant tools who want to kill things and believe they're making the world a better place. An utter load of propagandistic garbage.

      (Don't get me wrong. I thought SG:1 had quality back in the early seasons being run by Showtime. It went off the rails after SciFi took it over.)

      SG:U wasn't supposed to be a smarmy piece of predictable SG crap. That's why there wasn't "fun" & "wit". And that's why it failed. The network thought they could suck in you militant rah-rah fans into a different genre, and once the golden horde washed its hands of it, they killed the show.

      In fact, I hate all you pretentious whiners claiming to pine away for the days of "real" sci-fi, when you just want to be spoon-fed the same PREDICTABLE crap. You're no better than the idiots buying Star Trek novels back in the 1980's. That wasn't science fiction literature, that was pre-digested pablum.

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    33. Re:Wrestling now by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      It wasn't really even BSG. No relentless band of space robots after it. No worries about robot traitors looking like hot women. No sense of autonomy provided by space weapons (like Vipers).

      No, sadly, none of Slashdot's audience gets it. It was a variation on Lost in Space. A gritty tale of survival beyond the help of anyone. The crew becomes the family. And Dr. Rush was an awesome wildcard. Its a total different genre of science fiction which you "kids" have never read (Pulp sci-fi of the '50's). And the scripts weren't written with smarm and lols of the military propaganda machine. It was internal political struggles, unique problems, and self-reflection. The show had RELATIVELY unique and creative themes. And of course, since it didn't resemble the predictable crap, it got rejected. (And it did have awful, writer induced flaws, like an defectively unconfident leader (something I can't imagine existing in real life, in the US military AT the Colonel level), and of course, the other flaw in not enough drop dead gorgeous babes.)

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    34. Re:Wrestling now by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      No. Wrestling: Soap operas for manchildren living in their parent's basement.

      You think Don Draper would be caught dead watching the WWE?

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    35. Re:Wrestling now by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I don't care about predictable.

      SG:U really was a bummer. Every week. And it got worse thinking this could go on for 8, 9 or even more seasons.

      I really like SciFi that doesn't glorify the military, Gundam's my favorite SciFi series(Gundam and it's follow up, Zeta, are both really antimilitary, and Wing way even more so to the point of beating you up with the point with a bat).

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  10. Friday night death slot? by Jordan+(jman) · · Score: 1

    While I agree with most of this, how is Friday night the death slot? Stargate SG-1 ran for 10 years in the same Friday night slot didn't it? I am however still unhappy that they killed off Atlantis and Universe.

    1. Re:Friday night death slot? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      It is the death slot on most networks, that is because a lot of normal people go out and do things on Friday night. sissy fissy does not have that problem, rather they have nerds write full page articles bitching about a network most of us stopped even bothering to look at over a decade ago.

    2. Re:Friday night death slot? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I think it's more accurate to say that Friday night is one of the most popular nights to go out. Still, I'd wager heavily that the number of people going out is dwarfed by the number of people who don't. It only seems like *everyone* is going out when your circle of friends is single.

    3. Re:Friday night death slot? by commodore6502 · · Score: 0

      Friday is called the "death slot" because that's where networks/channels send shows to die. It's where they shoved Star Trek, and Firefly, and Smallville, and -- Well there's a whole page about it on wikipedia.

      SCI-FI Channel is the only channel that seemed to thrive on Fridays.

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    4. Re:Friday night death slot? by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with most of this, how is Friday night the death slot? Stargate SG-1 ran for 10 years in the same Friday night slot didn't it? I am however still unhappy that they killed off Atlantis and Universe.

      Besides, one might presume that the target demographic was the first to embrace the DVR.

      We don't watch anything when it's actually broadcast. We just set up the ol' EyeTV and watch it after the kid goes to sleep. Or we just wait a couple of days and watch it on Hulu. So the date of original broadcast is irrelevant for us.

    5. Re:Friday night death slot? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Friday was always where Sci-Fi put their best shows (SG-1, SG:A, etc. I'm fairly certain BSG aired on Fridays too.). That's where the whole "Sci-Fi Fridays" concept came from.

      This was even in the pre-DVR era - nowadays timeslot matters even less. The only "death slot" is evenings after major sporting events, which seem to almost universally run late. Networks should just block in some sort of arbitrary padding, rather than pushing the whole damn schedule back and borking everyone (especially DVR users).

      Caprica died for a number of reasons, Friday night timeslotting and a long midseason break were not among them. Sci-Fi did the long midseason break for nearly all of their shows, I believe it is related to the cost-saving measure of international syndication - many other countries have much shorter seasons. 10-13 shows per season is common in Britain and Australia (they call each season a "series", often leading to freakouts about a show ending in the USA), as opposed to the usual 20-26 in the USA. I've noticed a lot of USA shows have started moving to shorter seasons, probably for this same reason. (Human Target's first season lasted only 10-13 episodes leading to lots of cancellation speculation.)

      SG:A was a long running successful show. Sometimes there is only so long that you can run a show before it becomes formulaic and boring and plots get recycled.

      SG:U had plenty of issues, again timeslotting wasn't one of them. It was much maligned for its content, although I think a lot of people feel that it improved over the season. I think it was just starting to hit its stride when it got cancelled.

      The biggest problem is that in trying to appeal to a broader demographic, SyFy has alienated their traditional core audience (Caprica and SG:U). In doing so, they wound up competing against a lot of networks they used to not compete against. It is VERY difficult to try and broaden your demographic without alienating your core base. (I think one of the few attempts to do this that has been received well was the J.J. Abrams reboot of Star Trek.)

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    6. Re:Friday night death slot? by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 2

      I wonder if this says something about the type of people who watch Sci-Fi / SyFy?

      They can't get dates on Friday night?

  11. Are you stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scifi = science fiction
    syfy = wce wrestling

    1. Re:Are you stupid by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      scifi = science fiction
      syfy = wce wrestling

      My girlfriend calls it "soyfy, not made from real scifi".

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  12. Until it's cheaper, yes by jandrese · · Score: 5, Informative

    From what I can tell, SyFy doesn't hate Sci-Fi so much as it hates shows that require money to produce. That's why it's chock full of Ghost Retards type shows and horrible Canadian subsidized horror movies.

    That said, the costuming reality show (Face Off) has been fairly interesting, even if the producers are hitting the "reality show drama" notes quite a bit too hard. There is some skill and technique on display, and I would be ecstatic if they added little segments about the different techniques they're using "this material takes a couple of hours to set and require different kinds of paint, but allow for more realistic mobility..." instead of the "But Person X is hitting on Person Y, and that's making Person Z jealous" manufactured bullshit.

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    1. Re:Until it's cheaper, yes by Unoriginal_Nickname · · Score: 1

      From what I can tell, SyFy doesn't hate Sci-Fi so much as it hates shows that require money to produce.

      Ding ding ding.

      Ever wonder why NBC shows always get worse and worse the longer they run? You can thank Jeff Zucker and his magic shrinking budgets. SG-1, SGA, Heroes, BSG... they always blow the budget on season 1 (or season of purchase) and then slash the budget back to nil, letting the show peter out on whatever fan base it managed to build up.

      Can't blame him for SGU though. SGU was just terrible.

    2. Re:Until it's cheaper, yes by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      There is some skill and technique on display, and I would be ecstatic if they added little segments about the different techniques they're using "this material takes a couple of hours to set and require different kinds of paint, but allow for more realistic mobility..."

      Have you tried Film Riot?

    3. Re:Until it's cheaper, yes by MikeUW · · Score: 1

      horrible Canadian subsidized horror movies.

      Is that meant to be a critical, or just redundant?

  13. You mad bro? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    just wonderin

  14. Syfy is to science fiction... by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Syfy has become to science fiction like MTV is to music television. Or TechTV (now "G4") is to technology.

    It's a shame. I used to love their original programming. Now... wrestling? Really?

    1. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by maxume · · Score: 1

      TechTV did not become G4. Comcast bought TechTV for their distribution contracts and kept a little bit of the programming.

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    2. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by FreonTrip · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And Syfy's still better off than TLC, which has dropped any meaning associated with those three letters and shows endless permutations of freak show reality TV gawkery. Network decay is an ugly thing.

    3. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by rapturizer · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately true. I remember in college being able to turn on MTV in the background and study, as they played a good mix of music videos both in style and content. You actually had more music on than some of the music radio stations. Then came Real World (aka cheap to produce TV) - and the beginning of the end for MTV as far as I am concerned. Then MTV2 was launched to play videos only to repeat what happened to MTV, then MTV bought VH1 because they played videos, repeated what happened again and it continues. It seems that this is just the accepted business model for cable TV. This is one of the reasons that I don't have cable or satellite anymore, they would advertise a 100+ stations, some of which sounded interesting, but have little to do with what they are suppose to be about (try finding history on the History Channel), I ended up watching maybe 5-6 shows with any regularity, not worth the price. I put up a good aerial antennae and now get two music video channels, four PBS stations (including one that focuses on cooking / crafts / home improvement) and all the regular network garbage I can handle. Add to this my DVR and Netflix, and I have more TV than I can watch.

    4. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Yea, the model seems to be to get a station going (scifi, mtv, techTV) and then buy it out right for the audience and milk it until it dies or is ignored.

    5. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by KingSkippus · · Score: 2

      TechTV did not become G4. Comcast bought TechTV for their distribution contracts and kept a little bit of the programming.

      ...Or as normal people would call it, TechTV became G4.

    6. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by dunezone · · Score: 1

      Now... wrestling? Really?

      Desperation. Just like when they changed from SciFi to SyFy for the publicity. It appears that whoever is in charge over there is looking at short-term revenue gains instead of long term growth which is what they really need. Although the CEO who is doing this will leave in a few years taking his severance package (he met his marks on revenue gains) and leave the problem for someone else.

    7. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by commodore6502 · · Score: 0

      Here's another article along the same lines (And they provide free Science-based Fiction)

      http://suvudu.com/2011/02/the-syfy-channel-hates-sci-fi-and-its-all-your-fault.html

      "There are plenty of people who think that they donâ(TM)t like science fiction or fantasy because they think itâ(TM)s all stupid stuff like mutant sharks and the Chupacabra on the Love Boat. They think genre films and books are incapable of saying anything intelligent or genuine, and who can blame them when theyâ(TM)re blowing through the channels and see descriptions like this?

      Mansquito

      While trying to find a cure for the West Nile virus, a scientist turns herself and her subject into mutant insects."

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    8. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by maxume · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm always warning my cat that he is going to become a mouse.

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    9. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      G4TV has a lot of mostly exposed women, it is only fair that some other channel has mostly exposed men wrestling with each other...

    10. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Its been a very long time since I've watched MTV willingly (mid-90's, before Rap/Hip-Hop took over, and a bit before "reality" took over), but perhaps these music video channels switched formats because music videos became less relevant thanks to the internet. Even truer now than when MTV killed content, why sit around waiting for that awesome video when you can spend 10 seconds finding it online, then download it to your phone/ipod/tablet/laptop/refrigerator? Internet killed the video star? (ugh).

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    11. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by flintmecha · · Score: 1

      No, TechTV was consumed by G4 and then dissolved.

    12. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> TLC, which has dropped any meaning associated with those three letters

      Actually, I think that they've really got something going with "The".

    13. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Network decay is an ugly thing.

      Never, ever link to that site.

    14. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...TLC, which has dropped any meaning associated with those three letters...

      No way! TLC is still totally about "The" and is still a "Channel". They only gave up on one third of their heritage.

    15. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Or TechTV (now "G4") is to technology.

      Wow. "G4"???

      They've fallen soo far from tech they're named after an obsolete CPU! That IS sad. :-/

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    16. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I'd have modded you up, but you're already at 5. I love seeing that someone has quantified something I've seen happen in a lot of forms of media. The same has happened to news networks BTW. I'm a big news junkie and I've noticed that in order to pull in the disinterested, many news channels have devoted a lot of coverage to infotainment and tabloid news. So, they drive off much of their core audience and trickle in new views (who would mostly be watching E! or MTV anyway).

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    17. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1
      What character are you using for your apostrophes?

      Yours looks like this to me (UTF8 or en_GB):

      when theyÃ(TM)re blowing

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    18. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, 'The' and 'Channel' still apply, but 'Learning' is far, far gone.

    19. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      I think that the internet probably exerted pressure in that direction, but I think the move started before video distribution over the internet was really viable.

      I actually feel like MTV started ditching videos in the late 80's. Wikipedia seems to agree.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV#First_format_evolution

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      -- "Oh. This guy again."
    20. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by rgriff59 · · Score: 1

      Their commercials implore me to "Imagine Greater." Therein lies the problem; I do.

    21. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      Same around here, antenna gets you quite a bit as well as the aforementioned music video channels (rock & country). The music channels are just like MTV when they were young, nothing but videos. PBS has tons of good shows and combine them with the iOn channel for kids and there is no need for cable. Using Netflix and PlayOn/pcDVR, I've got all the entertainment I need.

    22. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm always warning my cat that he is going to become a mouse.

      If this is what you think is comparable, then I can only surmise that you weren't actually there and aware of how the transition took place. Those of us who were big TechTV (and even before that, ZDTV) fans remember how it happened well. ZDTV became TechTV. When it did, they dropped a few shows and took on a few more. TechTV then became G4, dropped a few shows and took on a few more. Unlike TechTV, though, over the next year or two, they proceeded to gut everything that used to be TechTV to turn it into the junk it is today.

      You present it as if when Comcast bought TechTV, it immediately became something else entirely different. ("Hey, let's make it a channel about cooking and travel instead!") That simply isn't the case. It was still tech-oriented, with more emphasis on gaming. Now, it's just a bunch of junk that no one wants to watch. (Except Kevin Pereira. I wish he would jump ship and get on a respectable network; he's awesome. He does sometimes do commentary on NPR, too.)

      You don't have to take my word for it, read the history yourself.

    23. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      It appears that whoever is in charge over there is looking at short-term revenue gains instead of long term growth which is what they really need. Although the CEO who is doing this will leave in a few years taking his severance package (he met his marks on revenue gains) and leave the problem for someone else.

      So, business as usual?

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    24. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were going to do wrestling, then surely they could have at least done it in a spinning gravitron at 3Gs, or in a vomit-comet at zero Gs, would have made it far more entertaining.

    25. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Or CourtTV became TruTV and turned into shows with dumb celebrity crooks showing videos of other dumb non-celebrity crooks.

      They're going for the lowest common denominator.

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    26. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I thought TLC stood for "Tender Loving Care," generic enough to be a channel that could have anything!

    27. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Paul1969 · · Score: 1

      And then there's the History Channel doing shows about Hell and other historical locations...

    28. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by unitron · · Score: 1

      I remember when I was too old to care for most of the music on MTV but they actually had a halfway decent sci-fi show (Dead at 21) for a little while.

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    29. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by maxume · · Score: 1

      You'll have to explain this part to me:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TechTV#Merger_.26_consolidation

      G4 existed prior to the merger, the 'biggest talent' on TechTV quit, they fired half of the rest of the staff and only offered to keep the rest if they moved from San Francisco to Los Angeles, all within a few months of the merger.

      So yeah, I present it as if TechTV quickly ceased to exist.

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    30. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank god we still have the discovery channel

    31. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

    32. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by kj_kabaje · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just generic business operating procedures?  Ensure a profitable model is in place, sell high or before a crash or decrease in demand happens.

    33. Re:Syfy is to science fiction... by hazydave · · Score: 1

      No even the actual CPU's name... an Apple marketing term for a series of Motorola/IBM CPUs.

      Or maybe "Games, Geeks, Gadgets, and Gear" or something of that ilk.

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      -Dave Haynie
  15. Sci-Fi's "Original Content" Will Not Be Missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I will not miss B-rate actors, C-rate scripts and F-rate over-used, oft-repeated plots.

    I'm speaking of course only about the made-for-TV movies. Some of their series lineups were pretty good, but piss on the rest.

    1. Re:Sci-Fi's "Original Content" Will Not Be Missed by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >over-used, oft-repeated plots.

      Please come up with a plot that isn't based on one of these basic conflicts:

      man vs. nature
      man vs. man
      man vs. the environment
      man vs. machines/technology
      man vs. the supernatural
      man vs. self
      man vs. god/religion

      I like to point out that "Dude, Where's My Car" has subplots from among all of these categories:
      Quest, Adventure, Pursuit, Rescue, Escape, Revenge, Riddle, Rivalry, Underdog, Temptation, Metamorphosis, Transformation, Maturation, Love, Forbidden Love, Sacrifice, Discovery, Wretched Excess, Ascension, and Decision.

      Does that make it better than your usual "underdog goes through a transformation and falls in love while on a quest", e.g. "Rocky" or maybe even "Coming to America"?

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    2. Re:Sci-Fi's "Original Content" Will Not Be Missed by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      man vs. nature
      man vs. man
      man vs. the environment
      man vs. machines/technology
      man vs. the supernatural
      man vs. self
      man vs. god/religion

      man vs. food

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    3. Re:Sci-Fi's "Original Content" Will Not Be Missed by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      I see many of those on SyFy:

      nature vs. nature
      machine vs. machine
      nature vs. self
      nature vs. the supernatural

      They're crap though.

    4. Re:Sci-Fi's "Original Content" Will Not Be Missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man vs. food

      That becomes man vs. man if the episode is long enough.

  16. NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't "love SciFi" and anyone who thinks they do is an idiot. They're a business, they love making money. They're learning more and more that making a SciFi show that's profitable is extremely difficult, so they're putting on my non SciFi programming to keep their network afloat. And they didn't "ruin" any of those shows, the shows cost a lot of money to make and didn't draw enough of an audience to support their budget. As to why SciFi as a genre is dying these days, it's a genre that caters almost exclusively to the geek crowd, a crowd that increasingly does not watch broadcast television. Whether it's torrents or DVRs, a huge percentage of fans don't watch the shows when they're broadcast, driving advertising rates for those programs into the ground. Considering the high production costs compared to regular dramas due to special effects, the market is dying and will continue to do so unless something changes. Meanwhile, something like pro wrestling is dirt cheap to produce other than the license, and the vast majority of fans will watch the broadcast because it's actually live and they want to know how it turns out.

    1. Re:No by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Of course SGU was Sci-fi. The fact that you, or I for that matter, don't like it doesn't mean it's not sci-fi.

      And it's trivial to make a sci-fi show thats about vampires.

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    2. Re:No by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Of course SGU was Sci-fi. The fact that you, or I for that matter, don't like it doesn't mean it's not sci-fi.

      And it's trivial to make a sci-fi show thats about vampires.

      Indeed! The real challenge is to make a vampire show about sci-fi! It seems like the whole "vampire" thing would become sort of incidental...

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      Bow-ties are cool.
    3. Re:NO by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      As to why SciFi as a genre is dying these days, it's a genre that caters almost exclusively to the geek crowd, a crowd that increasingly does not watch broadcast television. Whether it's torrents or DVRs, a huge percentage of fans don't watch the shows when they're broadcast, driving advertising rates for those programs into the ground.

      Perhaps if they tried marketting their material appropriately to their target audiences. For example creating regional torrents of their shows with clickable ads built in with an option of streaming shows without ads for a small fee.

    4. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...it was Twilight in space with fewer vampires and more tears."

      Is that what it was? I always thought it was Lost for Stargate.

    5. Re:No by Nushio · · Score: 1

      Actually, Twilight in Space is Stargate: Atlantis. And Todd would kick Edward's ass any day, any time.

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  17. Caprica? Seriously? by Kagato · · Score: 3, Insightful

    SyFy didn't ruin Caprica. Ronald D. Moore did. The show sucked Baltar's Balls. The presense of Eric Stoltz was not enough to fix horrible story telling.

  18. "Is this now as good as it gets?" by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this is a question whose answer reveals less about reality and more about the psychology of whomever answers

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  19. They are a business by papasui · · Score: 2

    They love money. If SciFi programming isn't bringing in the viewers they will show what does.

    1. Re:They are a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And since they show ghost hunters and wrestling, instead of science fiction, I've blocked their channel on my TV, and their advertisers don't get my eyeballs.

      Isn't capitalism wonderful?

    2. Re:They are a business by zildgulf · · Score: 1

      The execs at SyFy think they can get more money by going away from SciFi but they are too greedy to understand that if you pursue a new audience demographic that tons of other competitors have just because it is much large that your current demographic then you end up with a smaller audience share because you will lose to your more established competitors. I saw this effect with the "boy band" craze in pop music. Tons of stations abandoned all rock music for "boy bands" and tons of stations went out of business once the fad was over. The surviving stations changed format to easy rock, grunge, or classic rock and survived because they tended to be the more established former rock stations. The Johnny-come-lately stations closed shop. SyFy will likely go the same way being a Johnny-come-lately to join in the non-SciFi audience. They will probably ditch the SyFy Label soon as well.

    3. Re:They are a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear droplet of water:

      It takes many millions of you to ruin the foundation and collapse the building. Just a few of you makes you just as insignificant as you fear you truly are.

      - The Real World

      (Go boycott Sony while you're at it)

    4. Re:They are a business by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Then they need to stop pretending to be a science fiction channel and let a new channel pop up to handle science fiction.

    5. Re:They are a business by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Dear droplet of water:

      It takes many millions of you to ruin the foundation and collapse the building. Just a few of you makes you just as insignificant as you fear you truly are.

      But the along come the aliens from Signs and sweet, sweet vindication!

      - The Real World

      Oh, right. Those weren't real. Damn.

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    6. Re:They are a business by Bardez · · Score: 1

      Then they can at least relinquish the name so someone else can take up the burden. Imagine if someone tried today to start a "Sci-Fi channel"

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      Perception is the thin dividing line between reality and fiction.
    7. Re:They are a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SciFi programming does bring in the viewers, that's the problem. In the past few years their highest rated shows have been Warehouse 13 and Eureka, both of them are relatively low budget sci-fi shows. Caprica was a joke I'm sorry to say, and while I liked SGU I can understand why many didn't. The American Being Human is a far better show than I thought it would be. Its rehashing the same stories that the British version already told but the actors are bringing a fresh spin to the characters that I find I really like. I really think SyFy should show more of these well written lower budget sci-fi shows since they seem to be pretty good at them. Every time they try to do a large budget show they screw the pooch these days. But then again when they decided to alienate everyone who was watching them by changing their name to SyFy ::sigh::, what did we expect?

  20. The Learning Channel - not so much by SirDrinksAlot · · Score: 1

    So it's pulling a TLC? Moving from educational shows to Say Yes to the Dress, Cake Boss and the most objectionable show in TV history: Toddlers and Tiaras. There's almost nothing left for them to keep their name, it should be rebranded to fit the crap they show.

    1. Re:The Learning Channel - not so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Learning Channel? I thought it was The Little Channel considering all of the Little People Shows on the network.

    2. Re:The Learning Channel - not so much by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Toddlers and Tiaras is more disturbing than something like Faces of Death.

      We need a license to drive a car, in some cities to have a dog, that show is proof there needs to be a license to have children.

    3. Re:The Learning Channel - not so much by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense! With Toddlers and Tiaras, TLC has made a killing in the "pedophiles aged 18-35" demographic.

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  21. SyFy Channel Saved Me Money! by footNipple · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The programming has become so bad that when deciding on a cable tv package the only significant difference (for us) between the tier I ordered and the one above was the Syfy, Bravo and an extra c-span.

    I ordered the lesser priced service specifically because I was no longer interested in that channel. So Syfy sucking has saved me $20+/month

    It looks like I'll get my science fiction in print and from any number of the streaming services.

    1. Re:SyFy Channel Saved Me Money! by GNious · · Score: 1

      We ordered SyFy thinking it was worth the 10EUR/month.
      Only show worth watching so far has been SG:U, and it was so extremely compressed that the stuff I got off EZTV was miles ahead.
      (BelgacomHD - pieces of shite!)

      Now, if I could pay EZTV the 10EUR/month and get a select few programmes (legally), I'd be set!

    2. Re:SyFy Channel Saved Me Money! by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      I got rid of tv service altogether. I often cite the proliferation of ghost hunting shows as my main motivation. That wasn't entirely syfy's fault, but they definitely weren't making my decision any tougher.

    3. Re:SyFy Channel Saved Me Money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately BBC America also fell into that next tier for me. That's a station where I can actually get some quality sci-fi television (among other things).

  22. Bills to Pay by Rydia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "After all, this is the programming crew who ruined Caprica by stuffing it into the Friday night death slot and splitting the season into two parts. These are the geniuses who killed off Stargate Atlantis and Stargate Universe. These are the people who wrecked Farscape, one of the most inventive and fun sci-fi shows to ever be on television. They also ended Mystery Science Theater 3000"

    How DARE they cancel that show that nobody liked, and those two shows that had bad ratings. And that other show that had bad ratings. And that nine-year-old show that had a good run for years on their network.

    I sometimes get the feeling that Sci-Fi fans are so desperate for more content that they religiously and desperately cling to whatever they get, and in the process make shows into far more than they actually are. It's understandable, and even sympathetic. Then again, so is the network trying to pay the bills.

    1. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, why run a sci-fi channel if you don't believe (correctly, or otherwise) that sci-fi shows are going to pay the bills?

    2. Re:Bills to Pay by tj_thompson · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the argument is the ratings were caused by the way SyFy (mis)handled some of those shows. After reading up on it a bit, I'm not surprised they had poor ratings.

    3. Re:Bills to Pay by Surt · · Score: 1

      Hence the name change.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    4. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can lump me in the religious category. I watched Season 1 of caprica and thought is was awful. I watched it because it was SciFi, and I was hoping it was going to get good. STNG had a poor first season. I also thought ST-DS9 didn't start off well too. They both ended up being great shows.

      I have to admit. When Caprica was canceled, there was a part of me that was relieved. I don't know if I could have sat through another season.

    5. Re:Bills to Pay by FreonTrip · · Score: 2

      A cable TV channel is a huge initial investment, and requires millions of dollars just to keep running. Nobody wants to declare failure - thousands of jobs, stock value, and reputation are at stake - so appealing to a long-term, well-entrenched market of potential viewers has to be done. If that involves synergistic clusterfuckery with content that doesn't belong on the channel according to its initial vision, there's not much to prevent people from blurring the lines in the name of saving the network. Unfortunately, with time that can go from "a well-intentioned but ultimately dubious patch" to flat-out network decay, where very little of the original material or guiding vision of the station remains. As a famous b-movie actress once said, "No one sets out to do bad work."

    6. Re:Bills to Pay by KingSkippus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How DARE they cancel that show that nobody liked, and those two shows that had bad ratings. And that other show that had bad ratings. And that nine-year-old show that had a good run for years on their network.

      ...Says you. The thing is, when people talk about "bad" ratings, they never put it in context. "Bad" ratings to a network executive does not mean what normal people would consider it to mean, which is that people aren't watching the show. I watched it. Many of my friends watched and enjoyed it. To a network executive, though, "bad" means, "I'll bet another show can get better in its place." And so they replace it with a different show, but that show does miserably, it gets "bad" ratings too, so they replace it again. And again. And again. Unless you have a Friends, Lost, or something else performing on that order of magnitude, every show has "bad" ratings.

      It used to be, network executives understood that sometimes it takes a couple of seasons for a show to really get its legs, for people to get interested in it and for its audience to build. Now, they evaluate everything on a week-by-week basis. Some shows last only two or three episodes. Very, very few last more than a season or two.

      The end result of this is that I usually don't even bother watching a series now until it's at least three or four seasons into it. If it's lasted that long, then I'll start watching it. I'm just so tired of getting invested in shows just to see them pulled because they're getting "bad" ratings. This season, for example, I started watching No Ordinary Family, and I think it's one of the best shows on television. Most ratings sites say it's going to be canceled. I also started watching The Cape. Not the best show, but still, a fun throwback to the old-style action superhero genre. Likewise, probably going to be canceled. Network executives are likely thinking, "If we cancel it, maybe we'll get something in its place that is an American Idol-like ratings killer!" In reality, they're going to replace it with something even more dreadful, and thus the cycle goes on.

      In theory, one of the big draws of a channel like Syfy is that it appeals to a niche audience, people who, because they are looking for that specific genre, will get a consistent audience regardless of "bad" ratings. As it gets more and more away from its roots, though, it will lose that audience and its shows, when competing against the big networks for a more general mass audience, will get killed.

      Personally, I think the answer to this is hopefully the Internet. We're starting to see the birth of shows like Felicia Day's The Guild. That show doesn't need approval of network executives to keep going. As long as it's pulling in some money, she can still make it. Shoot, even if it's not pulling in money (which is not the case, I believe), she can finance it if she wants and keep it going. Yes, I know, compared to content produced by big studios, it looks a bit, um, "budget-oriented." Still, I compare it to what television was like in the very early days. Once people realize the potential and the vastness of the audience, we'll start to see more and bigger-budget content producers line up to go directly to the consumers instead of through a middle-man network executive to be the gatekeeper of what we can and can't watch.

    7. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked them both, so maybe you meant nobody - 1

    8. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but, farscape with some bad cheesy episodes here and there, overall was platinum/gold compared to the shit'o'drama that the last stargate universe, Not all of the previously cancelled show's were bad, heck compared to the shit they'v been replacing them with i doubt they can pay bills for much longer.

    9. Re:Bills to Pay by Sparks23 · · Score: 1

      It used to be, network executives understood that sometimes it takes a couple of seasons for a show to really get its legs, for people to get interested in it and for its audience to build. Now, they evaluate everything on a week-by-week basis. Some shows last only two or three episodes. Very, very few last more than a season or two.

      USA Network is apparently the exception to this; it seems like they'll give all their original programming at least two seasons to find its legs. Psych, Burn Notice, White Collar, In Plain Sight, Royal Pains... every one of them has been given sufficient time to find its legs and pick up an audience. And most of them have. I imagine their new series Fairly Legal will be given the same opportunity.

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    10. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Battlestar Galactica also had bad ratings for every season that it was on the air. However, it has a MASSIVE following and brought a lot of people in the 'sci-fi television' fold that would have otherwise passed it over. The ratings system isn't the brightest in catching on to how people actually watch television, instead making their ratings calls based upon television watching patterns from decades ago. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nielsen_ratings

      Having bad ratings doesn't make a show not worth watching. Farscape numbers were never great, but it was IMHO one of the best sci-fi shows ever aired and I'm sure I could find a great many people that agree.

      I agree that sci-fi fans are desperate for more content. If SyFy were really Sci-Fi (like they used to be) and really gave a damn about the genre, they'd put out one good show to every four or five crap shows and, in the process, bring back a dedicated viewing audience that would support them. Instead, they pander to the least common denominator: people channel-flipping that just want something to sit in front of without having to think.

    11. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FarScape was only canceled due to the huge cost of making it, even with production cost being split three ways (Scifi, some UK channel, and Oz Channel). From what has been said about the costs of the show on the series dvd's extras-- it was a money losing show from day one and most props cost 2,000 and up (the Rigel puppet alone was over 500,000). The show had been in the planning stages for 8 or so years before it found a home and funding. The reason why Scifi channel took on the show, despite losing money on it, was merely to buff up their ability to provide original programing with this show being the first one, followed by LEXX and other shows. I would think that if it was brought back today, the cost would be less if they were to employ more virtual sets like Sanctuary to keep the costs down. And the reason for the announced web episodes still being in limbo years after the announcement, while the creative people behind the show keep saying every year they are trying to make it happen, if only they can find someone to offer the funding. I find that rather depressing, but at the very least they were able to make the film to cover what would have been season 5 and the graphic novels are mostly written by the man person behind FarScape from day one (so they are not only good, but they also taking part before and after the Peacekeeper Wars film).

    12. Re:Bills to Pay by atari2600 · · Score: 1

      Totally agree regarding SGU. I liked the show to begin with (watched it last month) and initially I felt sad but as season one progressed, I was getting sick of the bickering. It wasn't a dark show, it was just childish bickering. Then I checked the ratings and it made total sense. Bad shows need to be canned. Period.

    13. Re:Bills to Pay by tycoex · · Score: 1

      Very true, and lo and behold, all of those shows are doing pretty well.

      Psych and Burn Notice in particular are very talked about and well known shows.

    14. Re:Bills to Pay by Rydia · · Score: 1

      You win this thread, just for the TV Tropes link. Excelsior!

    15. Re:Bills to Pay by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      USA Network is apparently the exception to this; it seems like they'll give all their original programming at least two seasons to find its legs.

      Agreed! I hadn't thought about it, but you're right. It is a rare exception to the rule, and I do like its shows.

    16. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, why run a sci-fi channel if you don't believe (correctly, or otherwise) that sci-fi shows are going to pay the bills?

      why? How about because that's the name of the channel?

    17. Re:Bills to Pay by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      And yet look at all the Sci-Fi movies coming out this spring/summer.

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    18. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another problem with the ratings is that SyFy seems to be comparing their ratings vs the 'big network' ratings and (obviously) they are going to be lower as sci-fi is a niche genre; so instead of being happy with a "good for sci-fi" rating they see its not matching up to American Idol MCLXXXVII and drop it. If you go back and look at ratings, some of the shows they dropped were pulling in comparable (or better) numbers than long time shows like SG1 that made 10 seasons before being canned but the suits just aren't happy with that anymore, they want a bigger slice of the pie and the only way to do that is to branch out... ... which is probably why its SyFy (dumb name ahoy!) rather than the SciFi channel now.

    19. Re:Bills to Pay by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      >>Some shows last only two or three episodes.

      Fox killed Lonestar after one. And no I didn't watch it either.

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    20. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reality of ratings is that the ONLY tv shows that matter are the ones being watched by people who are actually being rated.

      If you don't have a Neilsen box or whatever Arbitron uses, then what you watch means nothing.

      TV execs only care about what those people watch. The rest of us are unimportant. This is not going to change untill or unless the concept of ads paying for shows changes. And nobody wants that because the ultimate evolution of that concept is that you'd directly pay for what you watch and you'd pay the people who make it, not the middleman TV networks and the middleman franchisees at the local stations.

      But the time is almost here when you might pay Paramount directly or even the producer of a show. When you can, rating won't matter.

    21. Re:Bills to Pay by bungiefan · · Score: 1

      The thing with ratings is they can be bad when we don't watch the show the way they want us to. If we watch without ads or online and not from their channel or web site, they don't count it as their ratings. They don't care if we are watching it from a stream the day it airs instead of their official stream a few days later. Our watching doesn't count. I don't like having to wait a week for cliffhangers, and the rating system only counts if we watch a show within 7 days of it airing, if playing it back on a DVR. The ratings system also cares that the commercials play, so if we skip them the ratings go bad, as the commercials are what is funding the network. If I watch a whole season at once, weeks after the initial episodes aired, they won't count my ratings.

    22. Re:Bills to Pay by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      USA Network is freakishly good about picking shows (that appeal to me). I think they're owned by NBC/Universal. I find it mindblowing that NBC passed on "Covert Affairs" and yet gave the green light on "Undercovers".

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    23. Re:Bills to Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory, one of the big draws of a channel like Syfy is that it appeals to a niche audience, people who, because they are looking for that specific genre, will get a consistent audience regardless of "bad" ratings. As it gets more and more away from its roots, though, it will lose that audience and its shows, when competing against the big networks for a more general mass audience, will get killed

      That my friend is the whole thing in a nutshell. That's what made SciFi a good channel in the first place! I remember when they were first advertising the SciFi channel....I couldn't wait for it to be picked up by my cable provider. The problem is that as the channel starts to grow, they get the idea that they can grow past that niche, and become a Huge channel. The problem is that they assume they will keep there existing viewers, and pile on a whole bunch of new ones. But as they grow farther and farther from there roots, They lose all there old viewers and the channel spirals downward till it get's cancelled. I only hope that the SyFy channel get's so far away from SciFi, that content providers find they need a science fiction channel, and Pick up the Space channel! Of course it will only be a matter of time till the Space channel get's too greedy, finds a new logo and clever acronym, and history repeats itself once more.........

  23. Let's Hijack the Science Channel by commodore6502 · · Score: 0

    We'll put some fiction on there and call it "science based TV shows". Kinda similar to how History now shows the present (history made today).

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    1. Re:Let's Hijack the Science Channel by stacybro · · Score: 1

      I actually saw last night that the Science Channel is going to be showing the Firefly series reruns starting in march. Too bad they won't produce new episodes.

    2. Re:Let's Hijack the Science Channel by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      I prefer the history made today history channel than the bible sex/ mayan nostrodamus predicts the apocalypse channel it was for a while.

    3. Re:Let's Hijack the Science Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they are putting Firefly on the Science Channel, so it's kinda already happening.

    4. Re:Let's Hijack the Science Channel by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Thats next week. The week after that its 'The White Sanford and Son' followed by 'Dyke Road Truckers' the following week ... and maybe some Alaskans mixed in to call them names.

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    5. Re:Let's Hijack the Science Channel by Sparks23 · · Score: 1

      Be fair... for a while, the History channel made it seem as though all of human history boiled down to UFOs or Hitler. (Or sometimes UFOs and Hitler.) The Bible Sex and Mayan Apocalypse shows were at least a new form of irritant!

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    6. Re:Let's Hijack the Science Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the Science channel IS going to start running Firefly on March 6.

      I'd prefer that they stick with science programming myself. But the channel went beyond hopeless a long time ago.

  24. They never did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BSG/Caprica is really the singular exception to their near-continuous crap fest of pseudoscience and really crappy weekly embarrassments to the b-movie genre. They even had that Bruce Campbell movie with the horrible cave-man makeup that was absent camp value.

    They have never loved sci-fi and it is sad they got any ratings success with the crap they have been pumping out since day one.

  25. Observation by Urd · · Score: 1

    Or maybe this is the effect of the rise of the "MTV-Geek"? Maybe it's the lack of product placement opportunities that turns away alternative marketing revenue streams?

    With my and what I know as many of my friends' affinity for not only watching but also buying sci-fi merchandise, I have found the steady decline rather surprising. Is there nobody that wants our money?

    It also seems that Sci-Fi that does get made has progressively been getting more "mainstream". With that it seems that any and all shows I like are getting watered down with soap style love-tangle sub-plots etc...Should I just be grateful that there is no SciFi "reality" show yet?

    1. Re:Observation by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

      Should I just be grateful that there is no SciFi "reality" show yet?

      Mythbusters.

    2. Re:Observation by ATMosby · · Score: 1

      Virtuality. Sadly it died on Fox. Looked promising.

    3. Re:Observation by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Should I just be grateful that there is no SciFi "reality" show yet?

      There is, its called Faceoff. Its a reality show about the makeup artists that do scifi/fantasy makeup work. If they weren't trying so hard to turn it into Jersey Shore drama fest, it wouldn't be that bad.

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  26. For killing MST3K, let 'em swing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Killing MST3K was a capital offense. Gimme back Professor Bobo and Brain Guy (Observer).

    1. Re:For killing MST3K, let 'em swing by blair1q · · Score: 1

      A lot of the interstitial schtick was getting played, to the point of dreary, redundant unwatchabilty, but the running commentary on the movies could never get old.

    2. Re:For killing MST3K, let 'em swing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you be happier if they had never brought it back at all? It was Comedy Central who canned MST3K after season 7, and SciFi who picked them up for 3 more seasons after that.

    3. Re:For killing MST3K, let 'em swing by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Though licensing the movies they used was probably getting harder and harder (in addition to running out of really good-grade "B" material, of course).

      I think that's why Nelson and company went off and did the RiffTrax thing instead. They can provide the commentary, but they don't have to get into messy licensing issues because they don't have to buy any rights whatsoever to the movie. They aren't offering the movie, you have to buy that yourself, then you buy their RiffTrax separately to play along with it.

      It also saved them the hassle of filming the pretty much unwatchable (and still expensive to film) interstitial stuff, and just sit down in front of a bad movie with a tape recorder and record the appropriate sarcasm and humor in the appropriate places.

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    4. Re:For killing MST3K, let 'em swing by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Would you be happier if they had never brought it back at all? It was Comedy Central who canned MST3K after season 7, and SciFi who picked them up for 3 more seasons after that.

      Yeah, seriously. It's not like MST3K was struck down in its prime, either. The show had ten seasons (on cable, I mean) plus a movie. How many shows manage that? They had a good run. And without the Sci-Fi years we'd have no Prince of Space (aah!)

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  27. Nope by whitroth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's see, come up with interesting shows... then kill them, or ruin them. Then, you've got a specific niche market that you're targeted at, why not "rebrand" yourself, and try to appeal to an overfull market, while treating the folks who made you viable as ignorant , and chasing them away as hard as you can?

    *Great* business plan.

    But then, most of them a) don't read SF, b) don't understand it, and c) flunked 5th grade science, and know so much about how the world works that they'd electricute themselves cleaning a toaster (you have to clean them? Really? How? Why?)

    And on the sf side, as a lifelong sf fan, it *used* to be that there were 10 year or so cycles, where you'd get more fantasy for 10 years, then more sf; the last 15 or so, it's overwhelmingly fantasy. My take is that with the dumbing down of the educational system, and especially the unravelling of the Space Program, kids don't see a chance for them, so they go off into fantasy worlds where *something* can happen, and maybe they'll win the lottery, too.

                          mark

    1. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell you are an old man because you expect a toaster to last long enough to clean.

    2. Re:Nope by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If passing 5th grade science was a prereq for Sci-Fi, we really wound't have any.

      And there has been a lot of great Sci-Fi shows in the last 10 years. Probably the most since the 70s.
      Which has a lot of great sci-fi, bas sci-fi and fantasy.

      The problem isn't education, or the space program(which is doing awesome things, btw) it's the interests of the type of person who becomes a producer. Most shows start because the producer(purse strings) want it, craft the idea, and then pay some people to write it.

      You want great sci-fi? then make sci-fi.
      We live in an age where anyone can makes a show AND it doesn't have to conform to previous existing times or methods.

      5 people with the right skills could get together and do a 10 minute sci-fi show, Or a 10 hour sci-fi show and put it online.

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    3. Re:Nope by archen · · Score: 1

      And on the sf side, as a lifelong sf fan, it *used* to be that there were 10 year or so cycles, where you'd get more fantasy for 10 years, then more sf; the last 15 or so, it's overwhelmingly fantasy. My take is that with the dumbing down of the educational system, and especially the unravelling of the Space Program, kids don't see a chance for them, so they go off into fantasy worlds where *something* can happen, and maybe they'll win the lottery, too.

      It looks like science fiction in general is in a significant decline. I haven't read science fiction in years because there's hardly any science left in it. Most of what is labeled SF is in fact high tech fantasy, with no effort to explain anything. Spells and dragons are simply replaced with things like starships and hyperspace. I guess that makes sense with the lack of knowlege these days, where few people want to understand anything and just have someone else gloss over the details for them.

    4. Re:Nope by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      At least we have Neal Stephenson and Kim Stanley Robinson.

      I wouldn't trade them for three Orson Scott Cards, two L. Ron Hubbards and a Gregory Benford. Not even if you threw in a Theodore Sturgeon.

    5. Re:Nope by pnuema · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. LOTR made more money than God. Harry Potter didn't do quite as well, but still made J. K. Rowling wealthier than the queen. Fantasy is getting made because it makes money, and Sci-Fi doesn't - at least to the same degree. It's all about untapped markets.

    6. Re:Nope by Saxerman · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can make money in the world of Science Fiction and Fantasy entertainment, and history is fraught with such examples.

      And while LOTR and Harry Pottery are notable examples of commercial successes, there are plenty of examples of Sci-Fi failures in the market place. For those looking to invest their money in a profitable adventure, your safer investment is with reality television, as you can generate the greatest amount of market share for the least cost. Fantastical scenes tend to require a significantly higher investment in terms of set design and special effects than your typical Rom/Real/Sit/Com.

      Capitalism is not a system designed for making entertainment, it's designed to make money. And so long as entertainment continues to be funded by those who would rather make money than good entertainment, they will continue to happily cater to those market bases that generate the most revenues for the least cost.

      If fans of science fiction really want their fix, they will likely need to put together their own content industry where they are willing to spend more and generate less revenue in lieu of getting the quality content they desire.

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  28. Reality & Fantasy by Nothing2Chere · · Score: 1

    I thought everyone knew that they wanted to put reality TV and fantasy into their programming schedule. This was the reason they changed their name.

    That's why I've taught my children to pronounce the new name as "sifee".

    n2c here

    1. Re:Reality & Fantasy by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      I thought everyone knew that they wanted to put reality TV and fantasy into their programming schedule. This was the reason they changed their name.

      Nope, they changed it so they could trademark their name.

      They couldn't trademark SciFi since that was an ordinary term. But SyFy is different and not in the dictionary so they could.

      Since people just refer to it as SciFi (and now SyFy) they have a trademark. As opposed to channels and outlets with the SciFi weekends.

  29. SyFy is no longer SciFi by zildgulf · · Score: 1

    The SyFy channel is getting away from SciFi because the execs see the SciFi audience pie slice is "too small". I have seen this happen in other media where the execs feel that their channel needs to get a bigger slice of the audience pie as if they can go up against the "big dogs" like SpikeTV and such. The problem is that they can't win against their competition in that "big slice" and they are too greedy to know that. I guess SyFy will die but someone else will get the idea and restart a new cable channel just for the SciFi and Fantasy fans, but SyFy will have to practically die first and the whole process may take 5 to 10 years to happen.

  30. Advertising demographics trumps genre by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It boils down to this:

    Science fiction and fantasy programming, no matter how high-quality or compelling, do not draw a sufficiently advertising-targetable, high-spending audience to justify a seperate channel.

    In lieu of this, Syfy has chosen the fallback position, which is to appeal to a much broader but reliable audience, young men. Programmers know what shows appeal to this demographic, and advertisers know which products to pitch to them during the breaks.

    Thus: Wrestling, ghost hunting, lurid monster movies.

    Science fiction is not the only genre or category to suffer. A&E and Bravo were concieved as outlets for artsy movies. MTV used to show music videos and be about, well, music. What kind of programs do these channels show now?

    Under the current rules of broadcast and cablecast TV, the situation will never get better. Non-premium channels will get more and more generic and lowbrow. Cheap "reality" shows and infomercials will fill more and more programming slots.

    If you really want high-quality SF&F content, you're going to have to be willing to PAY for it. Either on a premium channel, or by some kind of net subscription.

    1. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Science fiction and fantasy programming, no matter how high-quality or compelling, do not draw a sufficiently advertising-targetable, high-spending audience to justify a seperate channel.

      And let's be honest here, as a lifelong science fiction fan, I have to say most science fiction TV fans vastly overrate the quality of their cult favorites. No, Stargate is not great science fiction.

    2. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by blair1q · · Score: 1

      At some point there will be so many "generic" channels spreading out dull-witted viewers that it will be more profitable to specialize.

      It's hard to imagine, with 1300+ active channels coming down from just one satellite network (I'm not making that number up; I can count them on my DirecTV receiver; they include the music channels, but they also include a bunch of 2-way interactive gaming channels and on-demand content channels, some of them 1080p and/or 3-D; there's a literally ungodly fuckload of bandwidth in the sky right now), that this point has not yet been reached and good niche channels still find it reasonable to go lamestream.

      Then again, I watch about 8 hours of broadcast a week (time-shifted, natch), and get my teleccentricity fixes from Netflix, whether in disc or IP form, or from other corners of my Roku boxen.

    3. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Synn · · Score: 1

      A very good answer. It's really the nature of broadband TV media. Having a channel on a cable box can't come cheap and you're pretty much at the mercy of ad agencies. You either sell out or die.

      I'm really looking forward to more private, smaller shows on the internet taking off. I don't see any reason why something like The Guild, couldn't be done in a lot of different settings, especially as the recording/editing technology keeps getting cheaper and cheaper and more homes switch onto using things like set top boxes that support things like Hulu and Netflix.

    4. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by dadelbunts · · Score: 2

      I have to disagree with you. Especially regarding sci-fi. Sci-Fi channel did good for many many years before they started axing actual sci fi content. High spending audience? Who the hell spends more money on stuff than sci-fi nerds. Even if its a bad show i guarantee you will sell copies of the full season box set to people. Hell there are so few sci-fi shows out there that people will be willing to watch almost anything if it involves a spaceship. Never underestimate the sci-fi crowd. Builders of creepy conventions. Bringers of paleness.

    5. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by uncledrax · · Score: 2

      Science fiction is not the only genre or category to suffer. A&E and Bravo were concieved as outlets for artsy movies. MTV used to show music videos and be about, well, music. What kind of programs do these channels show now?

      You forgot about how 60% of the History Channel's programming seems to be about things like how Aliens gave us every technology discovered in the last 2000 years. Which is funny given how it'd be perfectly acceptable to me for that to be on the SyFy channel.. the H in 'History Channel' now no longer means Hitler.

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    6. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, Stargate is not great science fiction.

      But it is the perfect combination of decent science fiction and an entertaining plot with likable and relatable characters.

    7. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by ebunga · · Score: 1

      The problem with dvd sales is that Syfy generally doesn't make any money off that. They're just a distribution channel.

    8. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

      Also, it should be noted that the majority of the viewers of sci fi are geeks. And the geek audience demographic is declining in importance for TV execs because geeks have found other options. For example, if you want to see a show like Firefly, are you really going to watch a commercial-laden episode of it on SyFy? Or are you going to bring it up in NetFlix with your Roku player where you can watch the entire series back-to-back commercial free for as long as you wish? Why would SyFy even bother showing Firefly?

      It's unfortunate for us geeks, but the fact that we're smart enough to find other options out there makes us less valuable in the eyes of Hollywood. It's simply more lucrative to target the ECW crowd who haven't figured it out yet.

    9. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Stargate is not great science fiction.

      You're kidding, right? Let's remember that there were 3 different Stargate shows, starting with SG-1. That was the very definition of great science fiction (at least for the first 7-8 seasons). Every week, they went to new worlds, encountering new technologies that allowed them to explore the affect it could have on the human condition. All in an hour long format with fun characters and great dialogue. What more do you want?

    10. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the obscure show that no one has heard of that you're referencing without telling anyone is far better than Stargate. Its better because its obscure and makes your dick bigger. You don't get to define 'great science fiction'.

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    11. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Nemesisghost · · Score: 1

      And here in lies the problem. As numerous as we have become, geeks still do not have enough pull for executives to take notice. There are exceptions, which we could count on 1 hand, but not enough. Every specialty network is doomed to face the same death as SyFy, due to the fact that what makes them unique also prevents them from attracting the type of numbers executives want, except for things like ESPN.

      If we are to have any hope of getting the programming we want, then we must be willing to pony up for it and do something to make it known. I like what's happened with Firefly fans recently, or what the Chuck fans did to keep their show on the air, or closer to the topic, the big push that got us at least some closure for Farscape. You want good Sci-Fi programming? Then what are you willing to do to make sure you have it?

    12. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In lieu of this, Syfy has chosen the fallback position, which is to appeal to a much broader but reliable audience, young men. Programmers know what shows appeal to this demographic, and advertisers know which products to pitch to them during the breaks.

      Thus: Wrestling, ghost hunting, lurid monster movies.

      Let me get this straight:

      Sci-fi is basically asplosions, alien babes, and gadgets. I would have thought this captured the "young men" demo perfectly.

      But you're saying they would rather watch guys cuddling really intensely, people talking about the spirit world, and idiots running around terrified.

      The fact that you're probably right is really disturbing.

    13. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by ktappe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, Stargate is not great science fiction.

      But it is the perfect combination of decent science fiction and an entertaining plot with likable and relatable characters.

      I believe you are referring to Babylon 5, not Stargate. B5 had deep, conflicted characters and pretty decent acting. Stargate....not so much. SG always impressed me as B5-lite.

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    14. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Stargate is not great science fiction."

      Most written science fiction isn't that great either. It's what we read into it that makes it great. The same for audio/visual representations.

    15. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're pretty emotionally invested in Stargate, aren't you? So you're essentially arguing that nobody is allowed to express their opinion as to the quality of a TV show? Because it's subjective? Not really a good argument there, son. Are you going to also react angrily to the anonymous poster immediately above you who claimed that Stargate WAS a great show? Aren't they similarly not allowed to define great science fiction? Or does that prohibition only kick in when you disagree with the opinion?

    16. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of the hundreds of channels on my cable TV, a single one devoted to SciFi can't justify it's own channel?

      I used to have my cable box default to SciFi. If I didn't like what was on, I'd start surfing. Why SciFi switched to SciFy (Science fiction Formerly), I found watching the legislature, or book TV, more fascinating!

      Want a formula for a successful SciFi movie or series? Have an endless supply of cool gadgets, a plot that can hold one's interest, and is directed toward above average IQ, and top it off with some very softcore T&A. Not every actor and actress has to be a perfect 10 body...it's better if there is a variety, and young and old, fat and skinny, pimply and clear skin. Bright men and women like to watch a show that has bright men and women. There are enough of us out there who, "like to watch." Turning a channel into a stupid, "reality TV" channel, is...stupid.

    17. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by PingXao · · Score: 1

      Every comment except this one should just be deleted. It's a race to the bottom and nobody cares anymore. What I find surprising is the huge amount of people that simply don't "get it", and "it" is: TV, Cable and Radio programming exists not for you, the viewer (/listener/consumer). It exists for the broadcasters to sell the viewers (listeners) to the advertisers. The advertisers are the networks' customers, not you, the cable subscriber/radio listener. Once you understand that everything else makes sense.

    18. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by llZENll · · Score: 1

      Totally agree, but I think the huge decline of pc gaming and scifi are related to piracy imo. In TV DVRs add a lot to this, which in effect allows you to "steal" the programming (watch it without viewing advertising) which is how the programming is paid for. Since advertising no longer works, you are going to have to pay for it directly, which piracy is preventing or severely crippling. Until an unbreakable DRM scheme is invented, we won't see much scifi again, or it will be mixed with other genres.

    19. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by pr0t0 · · Score: 1

      You know, I totally understand this. What I don't understand is if every channel is racing to the middle, then they all have to compete with each other. It would seem this would also reduce the audience numbers for any given channel (SpikeTV vs. Syfy vs. G4 vs. FX vs. whatever else). There are also plenty of channels that would seem to defy this logic like: Discovery: Health, Hallmark Channel, Big Ten Network, Versus, etc. Those guys found a business model that works for their limited audiences.

      I know science fiction isn't for everyone, but I gotta believe that with some decent programming they could draw enough of an audience to make it worth it. Then again, maybe the problem isn't the numbers/content, just the numbers watching the content on television vs. getting it through other avenues. I think it would be a reasonable conclusion that many of the people interested in science fiction programming know how to get it online.

      We need a Sci-Fi channel that exists only online. A place where I can watch everything Whedon has done, all the Star Trek shows, get classics like Blade Runner or go way back to The Day the Earth Stood Still (original please). That would be my go-to entertainment destination, and since I have an HTPC it wouldn't be a much different experience than my cable box.

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    20. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      "...which is to appeal to a much broader but reliable audience, young men."

      That's the reason for green alien women in bikinis. Okay?

    21. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Stargate has no character dynamic that compares with the Londo-G'kar relationship... but it's a solid show that stayed at a pretty high level of quality for 10 seasons. It survived changing villains and main cast members a few times, and built up a massive mythos that even managed to stay more or less internally consistent.

      B5 was a pretty special show, but just because Stargate doesn't match it in some ways doesn't mean it isn't still pretty darn good.

      - Fan of both

    22. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I never watched babylon 5, but to be fair, sometimes 'lite' is what people want to watch... without sinking to shitty made-for-tv monster movies.

      Being able to giggle at the show occasionally isn't necessarily a bad thing when you know the show is laughing with you.

    23. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by cherry-blossom · · Score: 1

      I would pay my fair share for Farscape to be on and making new content again. That was a great show.

    24. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Bardez · · Score: 2

      How can you say that B5 had decent acting without losing personal integrity?

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      Perception is the thin dividing line between reality and fiction.
    25. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Altus · · Score: 1

      deep, conflicted characters is not necessarily the same as relatable characters.

      Don't get me wrong, Sci Fi wise B5 was worlds above any Stargate, but Stargate wasn't a bad TV show.

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    26. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Altus · · Score: 1

      Yea, how many shows in any genre have a character dynamic of the level of the Londo-G'kar relationship. That was certainly the high point of the series for me.

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    27. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Tisha_AH · · Score: 1

      Simply, SyFy is about as relevant to Science Fiction as the Home Shopping Network.

      It just sucks ass. We used to watch 2-3 hours of Sci-Fi each night (Babylon 5, Farscape, Lexx, etc... ) now if I had a choice I would dump the channel completely.

      Even the low rent UHF channels back in the mid 70's had more science fiction (The Spider, The Blob, Creature Features, etc...) What we have now is just embarrassing.

      --
      Tisha Hayes
    28. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ... the H in 'History Channel' now no longer means Hitler.

      That's not true! The other night I saw a show about how aliens had* given Hitler all of his technological advances. Wow! If they taught me this kind of history in school, maybe I would have paid more attention!

      *(or might have, maybe, in an alternate universe where other things might have happened)

      --
      That is all.
    29. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Frangible · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is how that audience is *measured*. You might think that the Nielson ratings are a statistically valid cross-section of America. They are not.

      Nielson, to their credit, did try to fix this... and were then sued by NewsCorp (owners of Fox) for "discrimination" against minority viewers (because they were over-represented in the sample groups relative to the general population). They settled out of court.

      The problem isn't that people don't watch science fiction, the problem is the company measuring who is watching it is not doing so in any way even remotely statistically valid.

      The overall effect of this is that the collected data is biased and shows/lineups are built around this. None of the networks want it to change, because they don't want to redo their lineups and entire programming. In the end, TV networks market not to consumers, but advertisers. Advertisers treat Nielson ratings as the word of God, and spend accordingly. There is little incentive for the system to change, as measuring demographics more accurately would reduce revenue.

      And that's why you don't get to watch Stargate.

    30. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by nowen2dot · · Score: 1

      In TV DVRs add a lot to this, which in effect allows you to "steal" the programming (watch it without viewing advertising) which is how the programming is paid for.

      I disagree. It changes the way advertising is most effective. However, I have often found myself rewinding to watch an interesting looking commercial---and then showing it to others (unless I was fooled and it was stupid).

      With respect to Sci-Fi programming...I believe it is truly just a bottom line profit decision, as others have stated. Reality shows and the like can be made for next to nothing and they still draw in young teens, who seem to have a disproportionate amount of the disposable income these days.

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    31. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by nomadic · · Score: 1

      No, but some is. I don't think we've gotten the truly great TV sci-fi that we occasionally have gotten with written sci-fi. BSG may have come closest overall, with the occasional Twilight Zone as well.

    32. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love B5 for its story arcs but the acting was often irritating

    33. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by kikito · · Score: 1

      So then the solution is indie Science Fiction shows.

    34. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by kikito · · Score: 1

      I agree on the depth.

      However, B5 didn't have McGyver.

    35. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B5 had *decent acting*? What the fuck parallel dimension did you just come from? Jesus, I've seen better acting in high-school plays.

      And the fact that some moron mod actually *bought* it startling and just proves how fucking broken the system is.

    36. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > B5 had deep, conflicted characters and pretty decent acting

      Likeable and relatable, those characters were not. B5's writing was much better at times, but SG was consistently entertaining while I thought many arcs in B5 were just insufferable.

    37. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It had at least three very good character actors in the roles of ambassadors that you could tell had spent a lot of time on stages and knew how to do the job no matter what lines they were given. A lot of the rest was crap but many scenes with those three IMHO would still work on an empty stage in ordinary clothes. An entire episode with two guys stuck in a lift would not have come close to working without good acting.
      So yes, just like Blakes 7 there was some decent acting mixed in with some truly horrible acting by people that looked like they got lost and ended up in front of the cameras by mistake.
      Maybe the direction to Michael O'Hare was to act like an unshakeable heroic statue? It was Jerry Doyle's first job as an actor and he didn't seem to do that badly and seemed to pick up a few tips from the professionals as time went on.

      I think it was about getting cheap faces to match 2D space opera characters and had the good luck to pick up some real talent by mistake.

    38. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      No, Stargate is not great science fiction.

      But it is the perfect combination of decent science fiction and an entertaining plot with likable and relatable characters.

      I believe you are referring to Babylon 5, not Stargate. B5 had deep, conflicted characters and pretty decent acting. Stargate....not so much. SG always impressed me as B5-lite.

      I've watched all of the SG series and enjoyed them. I've seen several comments on slashdot stating that B5 was better. How would you rate the "fun level" of B5 though? Action? Jokes? Variability of episodes? I've never seen B5, but the stargate, being well.... a stargate, meant that each episode could be entirely different, which was enjoyable. I've always shied away from B5 because it is.... well, one base.

      If B5 is just deep, conflicted characters on a base in space, acting well together, it doesn't sound very fun. If I'm wrong, let me know:), I'm almost out of Sci-Fi to watch again hehe.

    39. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that things like ghost hunter and relationship drama with magic type shows appeal more to women than men.

    40. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SyFy does not broadcast Babylon 5. It IS currently running SG1 and SGA. Can you stay on topic, and not troll us with YOUR favorite shows. This thread is about shows CURRENTLY-AIRING-ON-SYFY-CHANNEL ...how the hell did this get moderated "insightful"

    41. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by ET3D · · Score: 1

      Well said. The problem is that programmes aimed at intelligent people have a smaller audience which is also harder to target with ads (or skips them). Sci Fi is even more problematic because it typically uses special effects, which makes it more costly than normal dramas, which are again more costly than reality shows.

    42. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Stargate is not great science fiction.

      But it is the perfect combination of decent science fiction and an entertaining plot with likable and relatable characters.

      I believe you are referring to Babylon 5, not Stargate. B5 had deep, conflicted characters and pretty decent acting. Stargate....not so much. SG always impressed me as B5-lite.

      FUCK BABYLON 5!

      SG1 was about a bazillion times more entertaining than B-5. I'll take super-cheesy gut-snakes over Garibaldi & Co. any day of the week, thank you very much.

    43. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      ... the H in 'History Channel' now no longer means Hitler.

      Agreed. I thought H was for the "Holy-roller" Channel.

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      There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon
    44. Re:Advertising demographics trumps genre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Stargate is not great science fiction.

      But it is the perfect combination of decent science fiction and an entertaining plot with likable and relatable characters.

      Exactly!! Its about the characters stupid!!!

      This is the botton line;

                                                                                If your main characters aren't relatable,then good bye program!!
        Science Fiction animation has more intelligence in its story lines than many live action Science Fiction shows I have seen over the past ten years!
          The problem with Science Fiction series and movies of recent times is that nobody cares about the script just the effects and so you have a hollow boring series/film from the Roland Emmerech school of film making that gives you pretty pictures without burdening you with intelligent plots or ideas. The other problem is movie goers prefer to believe in wizards,witches,magic, occult characters etc instead of science based fiction. These old age/new age characters prefer to view life through a crystal ball,magic mirror etc than a view screen aboard a starship which is sad because it tells me that this maybe the 21st century but we as a spieces have not grown out of our desire for mystic nonsense!

                                                       

  31. Stargate by tekgoblin · · Score: 1

    I miss Stargate :(

    1. Re:Stargate by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2

      So do I. It's too bad they never decided to make any new series after Stargate: Atlantis.

    2. Re:Stargate by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 2

      They should bring some SG-1 and Atlantis characters together for a new series that continues that vein.

    3. Re:Stargate by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But it was horrid.
      "The frequency is outside human range, I'll turn up the volume so we can hear it."

      And there is a small and finite combinations, yet the for one like it's impossible to know then all.
      OR that someone can speak a language no one had every heard?
      It goes on and on.
      It's one thing to totally invent a technology as a means to get the story, but quite another to bastardize known math and science.
      Sheesh.

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    4. Re:Stargate by MorbidBBQ · · Score: 1

      Or maybe show that just ties up loose ends, and follows up with SG1s previous encounters. Call it Stargate SG-3. Just don't ask about what happened to SG-2, they got into a bit of a scuff with the Furlings...there was cheesecake and porkchops everywhere!

    5. Re:Stargate by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Could they blow up Destiny in the process? Or at least figure out an excruciating way to kill off Carlyle and his arrogant 'I'm only going to do this if its not like the other shows!' bad acting? I truly despise his acting, and that very stupid 'I know how to make this better' when he clearly doesn't know how to make it better, or even as good as what he's comparing against.

      Bring all the SGU people back in one piece, just not Carlyle. I want to see him die in the bridge of Destiny ... by getting hit in the face with a drone like Anubis.

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    6. Re:Stargate by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      SGU had so much potential to be a great show. . . even if it was slightly derivative of shows like Voyager and Farscape. It just amazes me that the team behind SG-1 and SG:A where able to do so many things wrong in that show to alienate their audience.

      * So much interpersonal conflict on the ship, it's not credible that they didn't all die within 5 episodes.

      * Comm Stones: The way they used comm stones in that show is just terribly dumb, and boring, and took too much time away from the ship, with people visiting back on Earth. Not too mention more than a little creepy (using other people's bodies to have. . . intimacy. . . with your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend is just way too creepy for me).

      * They never even mentioned trying to figure out why the ship could no longer repair itself, and try to get the self-repair system working. That is to say, an advanced, automated, un-piloted ship designed by a super-genius civilization to fly across space for long periods of time (although, granted, the ship was probably long past its designed mission date), MUST MUST MUST have in it's basic design, a full system for repairing all of its other systems, hull, structure, etc. Trying to learn about, and repair the repair system should have been their top priority once they had taken care of the early problems of air, water, food.

      * Not enough time spent on interesting characters - Eli always seemed like he could have become an interesting character, but he just always ended up being a mostly useless second fiddle to the mad doctor guy. Too much time on the 'civilian oversight' chick playing political power games with the Colonel, too much time on the colonel and the mad doctor having their own power struggle.

      * And, as the parent says, just not enough interesting sci/tech stuff happening, discoveries being made on the planets they stop at, etc.

    7. Re:Stargate by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      SGU had so much potential to be a great show. . . even if it was slightly derivative of shows like Voyager and Farscape. It just amazes me that the team behind SG-1 and SG:A where able to do so many things wrong in that show to alienate their audience.

      Did you see the last ep of SGA? My hope for SGU died with that episode

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      "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
    8. Re:Stargate by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

      I loved SG-U, But the question I always had was, Why was it every time they went down to a planet they walked. They were on a huge ship of extremely advanced design. They had some of the brightest human minds in existence. No one could come up with a thrown together 4 wheeler to carry supplies back to the ship ?????
      Still it was not given a proper chance. Cutting the season in half made watching it SUCK. Plus I would like to send out a persona note to the people who canceled SG-U.
      For letting your cast and crew know about the ax'ing from twitter. I hope your dog becomes a zombie, dry humps and then eats your whole family. Then slowly eats you.

    9. Re:Stargate by alienzed · · Score: 1

      "I hope your dog becomes a zombie, dry humps and then eats your whole family. Then slowly eats you." Now there's a show!

      --
      Never say never. Ah!! I did it again!
  32. mst3k versus syfy original movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How awkward to have a show, mst3k, lambasting bad movies while at the same time all of their original saturday night movies would be fodder for mst3k?
    I find myself watching this channel less and less. The last original series I liked was Eureka. The last original miniseries I liked was Battlestar Galactica. It's been downhill ever since.
    I think their target demographic is 12-13 year olds. Your average high school science geek would laugh at most of the crap they show.

  33. Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by moosehooey · · Score: 0

    If you have Amazon Prime, you can now watch all of the Farscape episodes for free. Since I was already a Prime member, I started watching it when it became available.

    1. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not going to get us new episodes though... the show ended early was the point.

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    2. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that if you're paying for amazon prime you're not getting it for free right?

    3. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by initdeep · · Score: 1

      its a free bonus to the service i was already paying for which is to get my items from amazon shipped to me 2 day UPS for free.

    4. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If you pay for amazon prime, then it's not fucking free, is it?

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    5. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Please, the show clearly reached a point where they where like 'Crap, I didn't think we would still be doing this, let's grasp an straws.'

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    6. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by grubwort · · Score: 1

      You do realize that if you're paying for amazon prime you're not getting that delivery for free right?

    7. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by natehoy · · Score: 1

      The movies can be considered "free" if you were already a Prime member when they started offering them. If Prime was worth it to you already and they added more features that did not enter into your original consideration, then, yes, you can call it "free".

      Having access to a decent library of streaming media I can watch, including a number of things I'd actually WANT to? I'm thinking under $100 a year might be a fair price for that. I was paying about that for Intelliflix before they folded, and was getting far fewer movies I really wanted out of it.

      To me, the 2-day shipping would be the "free" bonus. ;)

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    8. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      In what way is Amazon Prime "free?"

      By that logic, you can watch Farscape "free" with a Netflix subscription also.

    9. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Is there a giant influx of Amazon customers on this forum who have never heard of Netflix today?

      This conversation is almost surreal in its weirdness.

    10. Re:Watch FarScape for free with Amazon Prime by natehoy · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? In what way is Netflix something that should stop me considering Amazon Prime to the point you think I've never heard of it? They are competitors now, but that doesn't make Netflix the automagical winner just because they've been offering movies longer.

      Netflix costs $7.99 a month, or $96 a year. It does not provide me with anything but movies. Plus $2 a month if I want new releases and stuff shipped to me on a DVD. That's near-as-makes-no-difference $120 a year, if my math is correct, or about $10 a month.

      Amazon Prime costs $79 a year, and primarily offers free 2-day shipping on Amazon orders. Now, as a free bonus, you get free unlimited streaming video.

      With what few new movies I want to see on DVD, the local video rental place (Bart and Greg's) gets $3.50 a rental for a few days and I get to pick the actual movie I want and have it home the same day I want it. $2 a movie if I buy a 20-movie pass for $40.

      Both work in Linux, and I have a Windows XP virtual machine if I need support for something in it.

      So for what Netflix costs, I can get streaming video from Amazon, and about one movie a month from Bart and Greg's. Oh, and free 2-day shipping on most of what I buy from Amazon as a "free bonus".

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  34. syfy is joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use to watch them all the time, now they are so bad I unlisted the channel on my tv so I don't even have to channel browse over it

  35. It's never been very good at it by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Summarizer clearly forgets the years when there was no palpable science fiction on the channel and it was all horror shit.

    1. Re:It's never been very good at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the wrasslin!

    2. Re:It's never been very good at it by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I stopped trying with that channel, so I've been blissfully unawares that they were doing the wrasslin'. It still makes me a tad nauseous to know it, now, though.

  36. Same as other networks by acoustix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look at other "specialty networks": The Learning Channel (TLC), MTV, VH1, etc have all bailed on their original programming and having nothing to do with the name of their network. Hell, even the History Channel has bought into the reality TV bullshit. For the most part all of the networks are showing the same crap now.

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    "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    1. Re:Same as other networks by decipher_saint · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's mind-boggling how true this statement is actually. In fact, I'll be calling up my cable provider today and cancelling my "tier 3" package as all the channels on tier 3 no longer show the programming I purchased tier 3 to get!

      I'm in Canada so the stations are a little different but beyond sports many of the extra channel packages I've purchased just don't show what I want to see anymore...

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      crazy dynamite monkey
    2. Re:Same as other networks by Big_Monkey_Bird · · Score: 1

      At least The Women's Network changed it name to W... since it now stands for Wedding Network. Or maybe they should call it "Failure to Launch" as it's the movie that always seems to be on when I'm flipping channels.

    3. Re:Same as other networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have this problem also in The Netherlands, Discovery Channel and National Geographic Channel have become more and more like the stations I dont want to watch.

    4. Re:Same as other networks by colfer · · Score: 1

      It's a syndrome. Quality niche channel just destroy themselves once they get a modicum of popularity. I don't know it cashing in on the brand name, obnoxious executives. Tragedy of the commons maybe. It every channel is CheezeFest, even though it's called History, A&E, AMC, SyFy, then people will drop the whole tier. They already are, and becoming online only viewers.

      The channels may also have better metrics now, with digital cable. They really really know you are watching Brittany Spears on an Ice Road Trucker. Same with newspaper front pages, with celebrity gossip taking over because of the clicks. Short-term it works. But long-term, people abandon LA Times or whatever if it's no better than TMZ.

    5. Re:Same as other networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. The only things worth watching seem to be on basic cable now, aside from Showcase (which shows BBC and HBO programs) and HBO Canada itself. The only documentaries worth watching (i.e. not "Paranormal researchers hunt Nostradamus' alien ghost") are on CBC and PBS. There's still some okay programming on the networks (I still enjoy House, for instance), and they've got the news, but the upper tiers have little of interest. Any specialty programs could just be streamed anyways.

    6. Re:Same as other networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I cancelled cable.

  37. Lets not get to romantic about those shows by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    Stargate Atlantis was terrible. Terrible.
    SG:U was good but those long breaks between .5 seasons was a killer. We watched every episode of 1.0 but none of 1.5, just couldn't get interested again.
    Caprica tried to do too much with too many subplots the first .5 season, they streamlined it at the end but that was too little too late. Toss out the New Cap City crap and go all film noir sci-fi, it might have been more successful.

    1. Re:Lets not get to romantic about those shows by Nikkos · · Score: 1

      Stargate Atlantis was campy and fun. Yea there were some odd "that didn't quite make sense" moments, but the Wraith were cool and the team chemistry was enjoyable. In fact I enjoyed it just as much as I enjoyed the earlier seasons of Stargate:SG1. (The later seasons were just not that great) SG:U was on its way to becoming a fantastic series and had some upcoming plot twists I really wanted to see. (Those little aliens that kidnapped Lou Diamond Phillips, the girl who was slowly turning into an alien...)

      Caprica was crap from the start, it was destined to fail after the horseshit last season of BSG.

    2. Re:Lets not get to romantic about those shows by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I really liked SG:U, the Lucians were all to similar, it was like the inmates from Aliens3, too similar to care.

      Caprica could have been good, I really liked the last two episodes, if they'd built off that instead of the Ghost in the Machine crap, it could have been better.

  38. they've abandoned the market by Surt · · Score: 1

    The good news, of course, is that there is clearly an audience for actual sci-fi. Someone WILL decide that they'd like to take that audience and make money selling their eyeballs to advertisers. The audience tends to have a lot of disposable income, too, which makes them a prime target for certain sellers. So rest assured, this problem will fix itself.

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    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    1. Re:they've abandoned the market by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      I really hope this turns out to be the case. Agree, it's crazy how little content is produced for such a high disposable income viewership. Someone will no-doubt make a fortune when it eventually happens, but shows take an awfully long time to go from an idea to broadcast.

    2. Re:they've abandoned the market by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      They wouldnt even need to make new shows for a while. Just run some reruns of 1990s outer limits, Lexx, MS3k, Sliders and id be happy. Seriously how much can it cost to rerun sliders.

    3. Re:they've abandoned the market by geekoid · · Score: 1

      um, no. Thatwas the problem. They pushed for Sci-Fi, hard but the viewers, and as such the money, never appeared.

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    4. Re:they've abandoned the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've felt recently that BBC America has been the network to turn to for scifi. Between Doctor Who, Star Trek: TNG, Torchwood, X-files, and a few other random series that aren't on consistently, they have far more decent quality scifi than any other network at this point. They even have a weekday feature called "Scifi Daily" where they show scifi for about 3 hours midafternoon.

    5. Re:they've abandoned the market by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Disposable income is not enough. You need to target people with disposable income and susceptibility to TV advertising.

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    6. Re:they've abandoned the market by Surt · · Score: 1

      If there is a group more easily manipulated by those with social skills than sci-fi nerds I can hardly imagine it.

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  39. Does it really matter? by Shivetya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can just DVR that channel when something interesting shows up on the schedule, if I even reference it. I know from sites like this one and other more in tune sites when something interesting might show up on that channel, the thing is, I use those sites to find it across any channel. After they changed their name to SyFy I was honestly relieved, its is perfect for who they are, some fruity feel good channel trying to cash in on whatever they can but most definitely not bout science fiction.

    They have had some good original productions, The OZ and Dune come to mind. Series wise, Stargate and SGA were good to watch, though I admit I much rather watch SG compared to the other two. BSG was good till it started split seasons, then it became annoying. Some of the older shows simply ran their course. They were cult status by the time SciFi mangled them. They have had some original shows, Eureka was definitely out there at times.

      Caprica - get real, name one episode that was worth watching - talk about no connection to the series your supposed to be related too - they could have added vampires and werewolves to it and not missed the marker farther than they did.

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    1. Re:Does it really matter? by cdpage · · Score: 1

      your are so wrong. it does matter where show get air.

      for one, Sci-Fi (Stupid-Fi) helps pay for the series. Networks like ABC or NBC aren't going to pay unless it has Huge ratings. So smaller Networks have to flip the bill.

      for another, take the food network for example. would it make sense if they started putting random ass shows in there? no. not in the slightest, how about discovery? should they try wrestling too?

      regarding PVRs, while i have one, and i know more people are getting them, its irrelevant. I still find myself searching for something to watch for 30 min or an hour here and there, and i'll end up on something like food or discovery, spike, or space...

      it DUMB what they've done. If they wanted a station "without a theme", then make one. whats the problem?
      why take a "Science-Fiction" station and put something else in it?

    2. Re:Does it really matter? by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Caprica - get real, name one episode that was worth watching

      The whole series was worth watching. It was a terrific dark drama which was intelligently written and subtle. Caprica was to sci fi what HBO's Rome was to historical dramas. They even had Polly Walker playing the lead antagonist.

      But if you just want one episode, try out Retribution: http://kethinov.com/bsgepisodes.php?series=4&season=1&epnumber=12 - If you don't think Caprica's awesome after that episode then I pity your tastes.

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    3. Re:Does it really matter? by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Pass.

    4. Re:Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Caprica - get real, name one episode that was worth watching"

      Apotheosis.

      I'll admit, Caprica got off to a really slow (and poorly written) start. But the second half was better than any of BSG. Yes, even season 1/2 BSG.

    5. Re:Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disagree re: Caprica. They were all pretty good... though it's undeniable that the series was a bit too laggardly on cutting to the chase.

  40. Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by Vrallis · · Score: 1

    When they started showing crap like wrestling, ghost hunters and changed their name to that insipid SyFy I knew they were gone for good.

    Let's also not forget the tragedy of Babylon 5. They said they were canceling at season 4, so the creators had to rush the show's plot, then they decided afterward to renew a 5th season, so they had to make up new crap completely outside the realm of the original planned plot line.

  41. No by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, SyFy does not live Sci Fi. I thought they made that apparent with the name change.

    Also, SGU was not science fiction, it was Twilight in space with fewer vampires and more tears.

  42. SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Fantasy" and "Sci Fi" have been confounded as long as the genres have existed. Check out any issue of "Weird Tales" from the 30's.
    Note how many true Sci Fi authors have gravitated to to name "Speculative fiction" cf. they don't want their lofty ideas to be constrained
    by the weights of "Science".

    These are the reasons I abandoned most sci fi long ago. I think the best Sci Fi explores Limits, can thrive on the limits of science. In the movies
    which is more compelling, laser sword battles or "open the pod bay door HAL". Firefly had an episode "Out of Gas", the Bowie movie
    "Moon" all had to deal with physical reality. Contrast to the BS of "Transformers" or any superhero movie. Why do I care?

    1. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      they don't want their lofty ideas to be constrained by the weights of "Science".

      Part of the problem is the old cliche about science and its indistinguishably with magic. The greater the distance the more magical the perception. Writers know this. This combined with the fact that sci-fi about what is currently within reach of science is all too often, boring. And then, course, there are those who approach it from the other side of the coin, creating fantasy-science. As such, you wind up with a blend of sci-fantasy to create a more imaginative world which is more likely to capture an audience.

    2. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Omestes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Note how many true Sci Fi authors have gravitated to to name "Speculative fiction" cf. they don't want their lofty ideas to be constrained
      by the weights of "Science".

      This can be a decent thing. Novels like 1984 and Brave New World could be considered "speculative fiction". I don't find it a terrible sin against the genre to switch between exploring technology (hard sci-fi) and exploring concepts (speculative). My two favorite Sci-fi authors (Stanislaw Lem and Clifford Simak) are both light on hard science, and heavy on philosophical exploration.

      I think the thing to keep in mind is that science fiction shouldn't just be about technology and physics (I've seen the over-explanation of both of these kill more novels than help), it should be about exploring the "what if?". "What if" can be both extrapolation of sceintific and technological trends, and the extrapolation of social, cultural, and other trends. Take Philip Dick, no one will deny his importance to the genre, but he had very little high techology, and practically no ad nauseum descriptions of how gadgets worked, his fiction was still highly engaging on an intellectual level.

      I really don't get the "hardcore science" or it isn't sci-fi crowd, they always come off as boring snobs who completely ignore 90% of the genre, and nearly all of the early works and history. There are very few hard science fiction novels that I find enjoyable, I'd rather just read a non-fiction book on the concepts, since all the jargon and explanations often get in the way of the most important thing, an enjoyable story. Sometimes dragging out the Star-Trek-eque particle of the week is perfectly acceptable if it keeps things from becoming nothing more than a pedantic slog.

      Contrast to the BS of "Transformers" or any superhero movie. Why do I care?

      Transformers wasn't really sci-fi. You could replace the robots with giant space dinosaurs and the movie (cartoon) would be exactly the same. It was an action flick (or cartoon) using loose science fiction trappings. Contrast it with Blade Runner, which also lacks the "hard" bits of science, but manages to explore interesting concepts and consequences. I would happily call Blade Runner a sci-fi story, but Transformers is just action.

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    3. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      I think you can write "hardcore science" fiction without making it a technical manual. As long as whatever you're writing about is physically plausible, you don't have to explain exactly how it works (not to mention that if you can explain exactly how it works you should go build it and make a lot more money than you'd make writing a sci-fi novel). Star Wars is not hardcore science fiction because laser swords and "pew pew" guns on space ships that turn just like airplanes are not physically possible (or at least, not as we understand physics today) - not to mention the whole Jedi thing.

          2001 (the movie) was hardcore science fiction without the tiresome technical manual. They gave us just enough info so that we'd understand what was happening (well. . Until the Star Child showed up). They didn't sit there telling you what kind of fuel the engine used, or how it burned the propellant, or how the AE-35 unit kept the transmitter pointed at Earth. It was enough to say "The AE-35 is busted and without it we can't phone home."

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    4. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      In MTV's defense, they still play some music in the background of those white-trash-who-got-knocked-up shows.

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    5. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by ZankerH · · Score: 2

      Apologies if this offends you, but I find 'suspension of disbelief' to be an excuse of a terrible author. It's basically saying 'stop thinking and focus on the explosions'. While a little less intolerable in movies, I just don't see any reason we should tolerate it in written works, at all. Reactionless drives? FTL? Sound magically carrying through vacuum? Blatant disregard for thermodynamics and conservation laws? Either explain it away in a way that doesn't poke a thousand other holes in your idea of 'science', or stick to less 'speculative' (read: bullshit) fiction.

      For example, take the Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds. A perfectly reasonable hard sci-fi story that is nonetheless very interesting, and not boring at all - which, if the general public is to be believed, is impossible. All sci-fi should be written by actual physicists and engineers, and reviewed by committee before being released in non-written form. There should be an internationally accepted rating body like the ESRB to rate works of science fiction, with ratings ranging from "reverse the tachyon deflector polarity" to "relativistic kill-vehicles doppler-shifted into the x-ray band".

      FUCK soft sci-fi.

    6. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Reactionless drives? FTL? Sound magically carrying through vacuum? Blatant disregard for thermodynamics and conservation laws? Either explain it away in a way that doesn't poke a thousand other holes in your idea of 'science', or stick to less 'speculative' (read: bullshit) fiction.

      Yeah, I hear you man. "Positronic brain"? High-level abstract rules that yet are so inherent to the underlying mechanics of the brain itself that they can't possibly be broken? It's just some magical woo with a "positron" science buzzword thrown on top of it. That Asimov idiot should have gotten an education before writing "sci-fi"!

      My point being: "suspension of disbelief" doesn't just apply to things for which you personally find it hard to suspend disbelief.

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    7. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you said other than about FTL. Sci-fi should not assume all current theories are true, especially ones that are in the negative and might well have clever exceptions.

    8. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Grr... damn Slashdot and its random double-spacing.

      I don't think that Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep would have been helped by in depth explanation of their function and manufacture.

      Personally I'm willing to call anything science fiction is it is based on extrapolating future trends, or makes me pause for at least an hour after reading it, scratching my beard and pondering other implications. Yes, obvious blunders annoy the hell out of me, but there is a large gap between that and pure hard sci-fi. I'm also always annoyed by alien physiology and language.... Why the hell does every "space creature" have to be a biped which has some conceptual basis that allows it to understand English in anyway? Thats one reason I love Lem, his aliens are alien in every way.

      Without a common history, and evolutionary environment, what makes us think that aliens would be understandable at all? Hell, sometimes I ponder whether even science and math would form a basis of communications, what if they have a consistent but differing system? What if they skipped large parts of intelligence that we consider important? How does forming a consensus on the atomic structure of hydrogen lead to higher level communications? How do we move from hydrogen to anything that matters (in fiction)?

      Personally I think sci-fi is a very large genre with plenty of room for everything. There is no reason it can't be cut up into discrete little chunks.

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    9. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by peragrin · · Score: 1

      If you can bend space to create your own gravity well without huge quantities of mass then reactionless drives are possible. You project gravity to pull your ship in the direction you desire.

      FTL might be possible there The laws of Relativity only prevent from happening in this space/time. (IE you can't ever go 70% of light.

      Also Physicists don't know everything about the universe. Aliens life could be sending messages of peace(or war) to us right now, and we simply don't know enough to decode them. We used to think radio waves kept going forever in space, however newer theories are showing the radio waves don't travel indefinitely in space, but have an upper range limit based on power. It is still hundreds of light years but limits are still limits.

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    10. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by djp928 · · Score: 1

      Why are you even reading fiction if you want everything to be true? Just go read scientific journals.

      There's a reason people call hard SF "gadget porn".

    11. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Obviously not a fan of H.G.Wells.

    12. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      There's several different kinds of sci-fi, with different purposes. Blade Runner, for instance, sets itself in a future world not too far in the future, to philosophically explore the ramifications of cloning, genetic engineering, and slavery (i.e., genetically-engineered human clones were created to be used as slaves). It didn't go into the science much, just that the Replicants were genetically engineered to be super-people for use in dangerous environments, and had a limited lifetime, and explored the problems with this. Much similar sci-fi is about exploring the social issues caused by technology.

      Star Trek has always been about a farther-ahead future with pretty fantastic technologies used as plot devices, but the real purpose has been to explore philosophical and social issues, many that modern society has been grappling for decades or longer. Racism (remember the TOS episode about the two mortal enemies, one who was half black, half white, and the other who was half-white, half-black?), clan warfare (the TNG episode about rival clans, one who died out but created an extra-long-lived survivor to seek out the rival clan members and kill them all by touch with a GE virus), trade issues (the Ferengi), imperialism and oppression (the Cardassians and Bajorans), proxy wars (the TOS episode about the primitive clans, one backed by the Klingons and given rifle technology, the other backed by the Federation) etc.

      The problem with hard sci-fi is that no one really knows which way technology is going to develop, or what's going to come next. We can only guess based on current trends. You can see what a disaster this is in 2001: A Space Odyssey. Clarke and Kubrick looked at what was going on in the mid-60s with space tech, and extrapolated, reasoning (quite correctly) that at that rate of progress, humans would have advanced space stations (with artificial gravity by rotation) in orbit by 2001 with regular passenger flights, and a moon base. We all know how wrong that was: space exploration pretty much came to a dead stop with the premature end of the Apollo program (which was cut short by budget cuts), what was left went on a useless tangent with the overpriced and wasteful Space Shuttle, and we haven't been back to the Moon since then, and wouldn't be able to send humans there if our lives depended on it. It's most probable that the next humans to land on another celestial body (Moon, Mars, or asteroid) will be some nationality besides American, probably Chinese. This isn't due to technological problems, it's due to social and governmental problems; the USA would rather spend trillions of dollars on wasteful proxy wars than on developing advanced technology, and now its economy is slowly going down the drain. There's probably no way Kubrick and Clarke could have foreseen this. In addition, most sci-fi from the 80s or before doesn't foresee the internet at all, which has been a giant technological change worldwide. Nowadays, we can't imagine how we'd live without it because so much is dependent on it for communications (business, commerce, recreation, etc.), but 20 years ago most people didn't even know what it was, much less see a use for it in their daily lives.

      Because of all this, hard sci-fi gets dated very quickly, and only interesting to read/watch to see what people of the past thought the future would be like. "Soft" sci-fi doesn't age nearly as badly, because it's so far ahead that it doesn't date itself. "2001" is obviously way off base since the year 2001 has come and gone a decade ago. But ST:TNG still looks like a plausible view of the future, because it sets itself far ahead of things like the exact timescale of human space development, the internet, etc. (Except of course for episodes talking about the Eugenics Wars of the 1990s; but the internet thing is handily avoided since even in the far future, they don't show interplanetary communications to be simple, real-time, or cheap; they have subspace which seems to be near real-time, but that only happens for extremely urgent messages from Starfleet Command, and even then it doesn't seem to be realtime at all if they're in deep space.)

    13. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Reactionless drives? FTL? Sound magically carrying through vacuum?

      FTL is pretty much necessary for any kind of sci-fi that explores human civilization exploring other worlds without fracturing into completely separate groups with no contact with each other. If you don't like it because current physics doesn't say it's possible (even though we're so primitive as a civilization that we haven't ventured farther than our own moon, and even there we didn't stay long enough to figure out that there's water there), then fine, don't watch it. Don't insult everyone else because they'd like to watch something more intellectual than a typical drama series or reality TV.

      Sound in a vacuum is one of those things that anyone with a brain knows isn't possible, and is only there to keep you from getting bored.

      All sci-fi should be written by actual physicists and engineers

      They're busy doing actual physics and engineering work. Plus, if they were any good at writing novels, they'd probably do that instead. I'm an engineer, and I have no illusions that I'd be any good at writing a novel with characters and plot that's actually interesting to read.

      and reviewed by committee before being released in non-written form. There should be an internationally accepted rating body like the ESRB to rate works of science fiction, with ratings ranging from

      Yeah, we'll get on that just as soon as we have a rating committee for pop music, to make sure Justin Bieber songs aren't released to the world to pollute the minds of tweens, and to make sure that reality TV shows like Jersey Shore aren't allowed to be produced.

    14. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      There's several different kinds of sci-fi, with different purposes. Blade Runner, for instance, sets itself in a future world not too far in the future, to philosophically explore the ramifications of cloning, genetic engineering, and slavery (i.e., genetically-engineered human clones were created to be used as slaves). It didn't go into the science much, just that the Replicants were genetically engineered to be super-people for use in dangerous environments, and had a limited lifetime, and explored the problems with this. Much similar sci-fi is about exploring the social issues caused by technology.

      That's exactly right. Good sci-fi uses technology as a setting, not a plot. In Blade Runner, the the setting was a world of clones and GE whereas the plot was slavery, rebellion, and right to life.

      Star Trek has always been about a farther-ahead future with pretty fantastic technologies used as plot devices, but the real purpose has been to explore philosophical and social issues,

      This is arguably one of the reasons why so many dislike the newer ST; especially the episodes created after Roddenberry died. All too often, technology becomes the plot rather than the setting. All too often, the philosophical and social issues became a far second concern whereas technology became both the climax and the hero. By most traditional accounts, its certifiably bad writing. But the stories created while Roddenberry was alive, yes, you're largely correct - it was really about social and philosophical issues.

      But ST:TNG still looks like a plausible view of the future

      Actually, their time lines are horribly pathetic. They all too often off by at least a millennium. According to their time line, we more or less have warp technology within our reach. According to theoretical physicists, at the very best, we have centuries to go before such technology can even be envisioned. And you need to keep in mind, "warp technology" actually covers a whole gambit of other technologies; including discovery and control of gravitons, clean, limitless power sources, discovery of subspace and the ability to use it as a communication medium, force fields (for particles), and deflector arrays (for radiation and particles). And that's completely ignoring technology such as teleporters.

    15. Re:SyFi is to Science as MTV is to music by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is arguably one of the reasons why so many dislike the newer ST; especially the episodes created after Roddenberry died. All too often, technology becomes the plot rather than the setting.

      Sorry, I guess I should have stated I was talking about the ones under Roddenberry's control. I was mainly talking about ST:TOS and ST:TNG as the later stuff was mostly very disappointing, inventing particles-of-the-week as you note, rather than exploring social and philosophical issues.

      Actually, their time lines are horribly pathetic. They all too often off by at least a millennium. According to their time line, we more or less have warp technology within our reach.

      You're right, most of the tech in ST is millenia away. I think ST gets around it partially by blaming it on the Vulcans (as soon as Cochrane on Earth invents Warp technology, the Vulcans come say "hi" and suddenly sharing all their technology with us). Of course, much of it is necessary for plot devices: you can travel to a new planet every week without fast FTL, which needs a deflector dish and subspace for fast communications, and the low budget of ST:TOS required transporters from what I've read.

      They could have set ST another millenium in the future, but it's so hard to imagine how people and society would be different then, whereas it's easier to imagine how humans would be if they had spaceflight technology in only 300 years, and it'll seem more relevant to the TV-watching audience. It's one of those things where you have to suspend disbelief to follow the story, because as we've been saying here, the point isn't technical accuracy, but the exploration of social and philosophical issues.

  43. comcast / nbc seems to be doing a tech tv to syfy! by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    comcast / nbc seems to be doing a tech tv to syfy!

  44. BBC Copy by jimmerz28 · · Score: 1

    I think they like stealing good SciFi from BBC. At least Merlin was the actual thing, but Being Human is just disgusting in comparison to the BBC original.

    I do enjoy their B movies that they produce on the weekend, they're horrible and poorly written which makes for a good laugh.

    1. Re:BBC Copy by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      They're what, six episodes in on Being Human? They're still in the story adaptation phase. And they're a bit crippled by not being able to say shit, cock, fuck, or twat or showing naked tits and ass (blurred and mostly bleeped ("shit" is allowed) on BBC America). Will they even be able to adapt the episode where the vampire is accused of being a pedophile? The DVD-R is in play so far, but it isn't just of a naked man in this version: vampires can be recorded on video in this version. From the trailer for the next episode, it looks like they can be seen in mirrors too.

      Even before it became SyFy, Sci-Fi Channel (and USA Network) had stricter standards and practices than NBC: two episodes of the NBC series Quantum Leap were censored for saying "son of a bitch". Even the pilot for their series "The Invisible Man" had to have a content warning card before each act that used the phrase "Little prick" (but not for Darien's catchphrase, "Oh, crap!").

      Whatever point I was intending to make, I lost.

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    2. Re:BBC Copy by jimmerz28 · · Score: 1

      I think you pointed out how American TV sucks and so does our censoring policies of no man ass. Cause frankly George's from Being Human is very nice (unblurred).

  45. This is why NBC should not get the olympics by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2

    After what they did in 2010. I'm all for ESPN taking over. Same thing for the NHL.

    1. Re:This is why NBC should not get the olympics by geekoid · · Score: 2

      No one should get the Olympics.

      The Olympics should have all the cameras and just license access to the feeds. This way ANY one can have access to any event.

      Broadcaster can get which ever feed they want, they can compete in which events to dhow, how many commercials, that sort of thing.
      It allows competition.

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  46. No, Syfy does not love Sci-Fi by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They stopped loving Sci-Fi the second they put wrestling on. Just like MTV stopped loving music the second they switched to reality programing in stead of music.

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    1. Re:No, Syfy does not love Sci-Fi by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Braveheart.

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    2. Re:No, Syfy does not love Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a bit of a difference there. MTV was one of the first to put "reality" programming on. It was new and different. MTV used to show decent cartoons a long time ago too, and I thought that was good. They were changing with the youth demands of time. It's a shame I didn't stay a youth.

      Wrestling has been on TV since the 50s? SyFy appears to be following some sort of formula for programming. Like they did with many of their shows. I didn't like SG - anything because they all were episodic, bore fests. The acting seemed to be, don't worry about it, we'll get it fixed by the end of the episode.

      Shows like Eureka died after the writers strike. Every story line was killed and it turned into that episodic formula. Then they tried to mix their shows together and well, today you can't have a show if you don't have an emo in it.

  47. $Money$ by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

    ...came on, those guys are the love of the $$$$, not because they like Scifi stuff. At least they still offer good productions for us to watch. "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus"

  48. Correction by dzfoo · · Score: 1

    From the article summary:

    They also ended Mystery Science Theater 3000, only the greatest show ever invented by robots in space.

    The Mystery Science Theater 3000 show is the greatest experiment ever invented by two mad scientists working for a scientific institute here on Earth. The robots in space were created by the subject of the experiments, who at the time was just another face in a red jumpsuit working for the mad scientists.

    Also, it hasn't happened yet. It will happen, though, in the not too distant future.

    Get your facts straight.

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    1. Re:Correction by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2

      It's just s show. You should really just relax.

    2. Re:Correction by corbettw · · Score: 2

      It's just a TV show, you should really just relax.

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    3. Re:Correction by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I hear it's going to happen next Sunday, A. D.

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    4. Re:Correction by Tetsujin · · Score: 2

      Hey, I don't know if anybody's mentioned this yet, but you should repeat to yourself "it's just a show, I should really just relax."

      You know, if you were wondering about how he eats or breathes, or other science facts.

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  49. I asked Linda McMahon to keep WWF off SciFi by Dross50 · · Score: 1

    During her recent Senate run at the GOP Convention, Linda McMahon asked what it would take to get my vote? I replied, "keep the WWF off the SciFi channel". She laughed and said, she didn't work there anymore. So I voted for Rob Simmons.

  50. Does SyFy love Sci-Fi? No, they love M-O-N-E-Y by jpiratefish · · Score: 1

    SyFy is infuriating. I loved Caprica and all that is/was Stargate - sure, they all had their highs and lows, but it was still decent storytelling, enjoyable, and worlds more intelligent than wrestling. My only hope is that some other network starts picking up the shows that SyFy deems unprofitable - if nobody does, we're going to fall into a "sci-fi" vacuum again, and some real garbage will start to creep in before anything really good comes along.

  51. all about eyes and ad money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when most sci-fi geeks are tech-savvy and would rather download the eps, the broadcaster and its dwindling ad revenue will have no incentive to produce original shows.

    1. Re:all about eyes and ad money by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Actually, the "Help Fillion buy Firefly" campaign is a potential seed for a whole new means distribution, WITHOUT hugely parasitic studios.

      Both Whedon and Fillion experimented with the notion with "Dr. Horrible". As for getting the cast together, "The Cape" is already cancelled (Summer Glau), and V (Morena Baccarin), Castle (Nathan Fillion), and Chuck (Adam Baldwin) aren't exactly doing well in the ratings. I predict all of those shows get cancelled in 2012. (Everyone else I presume are unemployed.)

      If the cast, producer, and crew take payment in profit shares, that cuts out the lionshare of profits from a studio network.

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  52. Cable by DannyO152 · · Score: 2

    Cable channels used to be about narrowcasting to targeted demographics. About eight years or so back, the channel owners started to rethink that strategy. So The Nashville Network (country-targeted) went to TNN and then became Spike, aiming its programming against a broader male demographic and de-emphasizing and abandoning an explicit connection to the music genre. Unless a cable channel has a lock-hold on a very loyal demographic with a great profile for advertisers, it will go to diversifying its programming and slug it out with general interest programming with a more subtle skew.

    1. Re:Cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is weird is I remember watching ST:TNG on TNN; then it became Spike and they still had it on there. Do they still show ST:TNG? I'm not sure anymore.

    2. Re:Cable by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

      Seems that you answered your own question. TNN was a country specific channel, then became Spike which is yet another narrowly targeted channel. It's aimed at men.

      They didn't become some ultra broad category, they just switched categories.

  53. Many Cable Channels Evolve Beyond Their Name by TonyXL · · Score: 1

    MTV - Originally showed music videos, now Real World type shows
    VH1 - Originally music vids, now "I Love the ..." and "The 100 Greatest..."
    A & E - Originally showed British shows (Masterpiece Theatre, etc.), now reality and edgy syndicated series.
    History - Originally documentary, now reality mixed with edgy docu-drama.
    Discovery - similar to History
    Bravo - Originally arts/drama, now reality
    HBO - Originally movies, now split between movies and series
    AMC - same as HBO ...probably some more.

    1. Re:Many Cable Channels Evolve Beyond Their Name by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      I think you're pushing the barrel a bit. The channels like Bravo & HBO were never specialized channels and do still have many shows of the same genres as when they launched. None of the unique channels (Discovery, History, MTV, VH1) suddenly one day said "we're canceling all our traditional shows and replacing them with shows of a different genre". Maybe MTV, but that's only because they added more channels which have kept on being music video channels.

      At the least, Syfy would be at the very extreme end of that list.

    2. Re:Many Cable Channels Evolve Beyond Their Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting that evolve now means "turned into shit." With the exception of some of the series on HBO.

    3. Re:Many Cable Channels Evolve Beyond Their Name by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      HBO - Originally movies, now split between movies and series

      Not Necessarily the News? 1st and Ten? The Hitchhiker? Fuckin' Fraggle Rock?!

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  54. What's the point? by Beelzebud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is the point in having niche channels, when you abandon your niche? As someone else mentioned, a lot of channels on cable (The Learning Channel, History, Discovery, etc) are just reality TV and conspiracy theory BS. Why even create niche channels, if they don't want to serve that niche? Even the Science channel is bad these days. There are thousands of good science based documentaries that have been produced, but yet every time I try to watch something on the Science Channel it's just that silly "How Things are Made" crap. Seeing how the Cheetos got from a bag of orange shit, to my face, isn't exactly science!

    1. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because their original niche is what got them included in cable and satellite packages. Comcast and DirecTV have less interest in adding another "general interests" channel that shows nothing but the same movies, reality shows and tv reruns. So they pitch the providers on a niche and then abandon it as soon as they have ample carriage.

    2. Re:What's the point? by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      It's sad that I'd look forward to any of those "How It's Made" shows instead of the "reality" shows that blanket the listings.

    3. Re:What's the point? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2

      I agree with most of what you are saying, but this is a little like asking why Australopithecus afarensis bothered filling its niche if it was just going to die out.

      The market existed but turned out to be an evolutionary dead end.

    4. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How Things are Made" is one of the best shows I've ever seen. It might not be pure science, but it is a pretty cool look at modern industrial engineering and applied science.

    5. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems the only channel I can rely on for consistent programming now is the Smithsonian channel. Granted it has a rather broad range of history it is covering. I'm fairly confident that it won't break down into reality TV BS any time soon. The Military channel seems to be fairly targeted as well.

    6. Re:What's the point? by kikito · · Score: 1

      "How It's Made" is so awesome.

  55. Yeah... by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    I turn on Sci-Fi expecting Fiction and get stuff about hunting down ghosts and big-foot. Which would still at least be fiction if the people hunting the creatures didn't themselves act as though they believed in it (and if it had writers).
    I turn on History expecting biographies and documentaries and see Ice Road Truckers and other "history in the making" crap that isn't even significant enough in the long run to be considered "news".
    I turn on Discovery expecting documentaries and instead get Myth Busters.
    I turn on MTV and ... well no. No one expects Music on MTV anymore.

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    1. Re:Yeah... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I turn on Sci-Fi expecting Fiction and get stuff about hunting down ghosts and big-foot. "

      so.. fiction. They fact that the morons on the show 'believe it' doesn't make it less of a fiction.

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    2. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You turn on MTV for the teenage lesbian dramas.

  56. Fork it by lcba · · Score: 1

    Make a foundation and get funds to create a real science fiction channel.

    1. Re:Fork it by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Even better, make two foundations and put them on opposite sides of the galaxy.

    2. Re:Fork it by unitron · · Score: 1

      No, you need three foundations so you can have a trilogy.

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  57. Chicago sports fan need to look for NBC messin CSN by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Chicago sports fans need to look for NBC messing with CSN and maybe NBC feelings about the bulls, cubs, sox, hawks games on WGN / WCIU.

    I know this is off topic but now that NBC is part of comcast I don't want the NBC people who F*** up scif to mess with the sports.

  58. Twilight by Angel+of+Woe · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, we live in the age of Twilight. The most popular shows/books atm seem to be obsessed with the human girl and the vampire boy blah blah blah blah blah BAH. Getting tired of there being at least a dozen shows with the exact same plot being spammed everywhere. Add that onto SyFy (stupid name to begin with, it -was- fine) being mostly for wrestling and ghost hunters these days, killing off SGU (I know, diehard SG fans, that you can't handle a show based on non-campy enemy-of-the-week plots ala Buffy the Gate Slayer, get over it), and god knows what else, that Eureka is probably one of the 2(?) watchable shows on this channel now. Let it and it's parent NBC die the death they deserve (not that NBC will ever go anywhere...unfortunately).

    1. Re:Twilight by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I know, diehard SG fans, that you can't handle a show based on non-campy enemy-of-the-week plots ala Buffy the Gate Slayer, get over it

      Right, because which pussy on the SGU cast is going to cry this week is a better basis for a plot line.

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  59. Wrestling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell watches wrestling anyway?

    1. Re:Wrestling? by MorbidBBQ · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend used to. -Shows how much they know about the advertising demographic.

  60. Syfy has killed of the Sci-fi genre by Candid88 · · Score: 1

    Couldn't agree more.

    All the new supposed sci-fi shows are "supernatural" shows, featuring vampires, ghosts, monsters and the rules of science and logic are meaningless. A few (like Warehouse 13) tread around the edges of Sci-fi (but are really more crime-drama, but true Sci-fi can no longer be found on Syfy.

    As a result, this channel, which used to be my most watched channel, is now an increasingly rare visit (I don't really even bother checking its listings now). Such a shame. My favorite type of TV show is gone :(

    1. Re:Syfy has killed of the Sci-fi genre by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Any one who uses the term 'true sci-fi' shouldn't be listened to, please shut up.

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    2. Re:Syfy has killed of the Sci-fi genre by Antity-H · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, eureka is still around and that's still scifi at least by my criterias.
      If they develop the idea of crossing over from eureka to whareouse 13 and back it could get really fun.

  61. THANK YOU! by cdpage · · Score: 2

    I have said the same thing! Why is there a Sci-Fi Channel? because there are Fans of Sci-Fi who will watch. So why then the name change to SyFy? who knows but the Dink that's running the show clearly is not a sci-fi fan, nor do they have any clue how to run a business. You do not take over a company and change its target customers.

    Imagine if the guy running SyFy desided to go to the Food network.

    Lets call it the Fûd network. (so i can change a few things that aren't food and it wont seem so bad).
      lets add the Survivor series and Jersey boys, because they are getting a lot of attention on other networks. (you know networks dedicated to that type of thing).

    it angers me, and there is nothing we can do about it...except hope that an alien comes down and probes the bastards.

    1. Re:THANK YOU! by initdeep · · Score: 1

      you must not watc ha lot of the Food Network.

      it used to be people showing and teaching how to cook.

      now it's reality cooking (ace of cakes/dinner impossible/restaurant impossible/throwdown/etc) mixed with "showcase random restaurants" programming (Diners Drive-ins and dives/the best thing i ever/etc) with a few shows still teaching real cooking(Good Eats), and not how to pour stuff out of a box/can/jar into a pan and call it cooking.

      That's also why there is now a new channel called "The Cooking Channel".

    2. Re:THANK YOU! by cdpage · · Score: 1

      I was unaware of "the Cooking Channel". I will look into it.

      But at least the Food networks shows still revolve around food. reality or not, it fits the profile. Food.

    3. Re:THANK YOU! by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Food channels work. People watching are interested in food, and you can advertise food and food related products.

      The golf channel works - you can advertise golf equipment, luxury cars, and drugs treating the ailments of the baby boomers watching.

      What are you going to sell to the nerds watching science fiction?

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    4. Re:THANK YOU! by cdpage · · Score: 1

      good point...so make it a payed station like HBO?

      or advertise: movies, games, events, gadgets,

    5. Re:THANK YOU! by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      What are you going to sell to the nerds watching science fiction?

      Merchandising!

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    6. Re:THANK YOU! by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 1

      Deodorant? Acne medication? Basement furnishings?

  62. Also in the "news" by assertation · · Score: 1

    Many people felt like SyFy was nothing but reruns with little original sci-fi content 11 years ago. This is not news.

    I think it is a matter of sci-fi being expensive to make, so TV executives will inevitably sabotage such shows.

  63. comcast should move the WWE to VS or G4 by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    comcast should move the WWE to VS or G4.

    comcast wants to make VS a bigger channel and the WWE will do that and If VS loses the NHL they will not have much on it.

    wcg ultimate gamer move it to G4.

    1. Re:comcast should move the WWE to VS or G4 by initdeep · · Score: 1

      Considering DirecTV already dropped Versus from their standard packages, I concur. Less wrestling on my TV is better.

  64. Re:Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by Snowblindeye · · Score: 2

    Let's also not forget the tragedy of Babylon 5. They said they were canceling at season 4, so the creators had to rush the show's plot, then they decided afterward to renew a 5th season, so they had to make up new crap completely outside the realm of the original planned plot line.

    Babylon 5 ran on PTEN for four seasons. When they didn't renew it for season 5, it moved to TNT for the final season. One canceled it, and another picked it up. Not only did the networks not do what you described, SciFi had nothing to do with it.

  65. It's the viewers fault. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, good scifi doesn't bring in the money. It's expensive to produce and the audience is limited for the budgets demanded.

    Hopefully Torchwood US will be watchable, thank god it's on Starz and not Syfy.

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    1. Re:It's the viewers fault. by KermodeBear · · Score: 2

      Good SciFi doesn't have to be expensive to produce. Good SciFi just needs good writers with an excellent imagination.

      Do you remember the old Dr. Who shows? Not the new stuff. The old shows made 20-some years ago. That was GREAT SciFi and their budget was very small. Consequently the special effects were awful, the acting terrible, the camera work questionable, etc., etc., but the STORIES were fantastic. That is what made that show great. That is what makes SciFi great in general.

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    2. Re:It's the viewers fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see Babylon 5 as a prime example of what you describe.

  66. King of a small, impoverished kingdom by StefanJ · · Score: 2

    It wouldn't make a difference.

    You are entirely correct in your assessment of SF versus F in the literary world.

    But to a TV programmer, the audience for these genres is A) hardly distinguishable, and B) hardly worth targetting programming at.

    Why? There aren't a lot of products they can specifically target to SF&F fans. At least, products from industries that make enough money to make television advertisements and pay for airtime.

    1. Re:King of a small, impoverished kingdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to add another dimension to this: there isn't a lot of science fiction that both good and cheap (or already owned by syfy). The bulk of the good stuff is already owned by someone else, and that someone else always wants to charge for it.

      Note that the channel doesn't exist out of love for science fiction, or fantasy, or the fans of either. They exist because they thought they could turn a profit on B movie (cheap!) content. If you consider things that way, pretty much everything the channel does is consistent.

  67. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by TexVex · · Score: 1

    Battlestar Galactica ruined Caprica for me. Galactica went off the rails in the middle and each episode started leaving me more and more frustrated. I stuck with it, though, but the ending just killed it for me. I don't care to re-watch any part of it, and I'm not slightly interested in any spinoff.

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  68. Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While "SyFy" is on cable and therefore sees a bit of revenue off your cable bill, a big percentage of their revenue comes from advertising. Unfortunately their target market (geeky males) generally don't watch ads. They torrent SyFy shows or PVR them and skip through the ads - So it's likely harder for SyFy to recoup their costs for expensive shows with lots of FX if ad revenues are down. Yeah, yeah, I know 'content wants to be free' blah blah blah, but anyone who has watched fan-produced Star Trek or Star Wars webisodes knows that producing quality Science Fiction television programming is complex and expensive.

    1. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by MorbidBBQ · · Score: 1

      I watched SGU when they offered it streaming on scifi.com (Before or after the name change, I don't recall). I made it through the first 6 episodes or so, it seems like they went all drama while dropping the fictional science.

    2. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by Antity-H · · Score: 1

      Just curious : how many ad cuts are there in an american TV show ? (I am not american myself)

      I do torrent the shows (to avoid: the wait and the usually horrible translation) and I get the impression that there are a lot of cuts, watching without the ads is bad enough with all the abrupt transitions but watching with the ads must really ruin the experience.

      maybe they would get less people cutting ads away if they were : less intrusive, better targeted and possibly made better. At least it would reduce the incentive to cut them away.

    3. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by MorbidBBQ · · Score: 1

      Remeber when Stargate used to be on showtime? ...And the nudity!

    4. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by jasenj1 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately their target market (geeky males) generally don't watch ads. They torrent SyFy shows or PVR them and skip through the ads

      So cable channels are only viable when targeted at people too dumb or poor to use a PVR?

      That explains a lot.

      - Jasen.

    5. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but, does anyone even watch TV any more? I know I watched some at christmas in my parents house but other than that I can't remember when.

    6. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      how many ad cuts are there in an american TV show ?

      An American or Canadian hour-long show is generally about 44 minutes in length (your torrents likely reflect this). So generally there's 4-5 ad breaks, 3.5 - 4 minutes in length. There are exception such as the American channel TBS - They can take a 2 hour movie, edit it down to 100 minutes, and then insert so many ads, previews and other content ("Movie and a Makeover, anyone?) that the show can stretch to three hours+

    7. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's a good thing in this, after all. We may start reading books again.

    8. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      So cable channels are only viable when targeted at people too dumb or poor to use a PVR?

      They're also viable when they show live events (e.g. basketball games) or repeated "background noise" re-run programming. It's not available in Canada any more (at least not in my jurisdiction) but IIRC the US Cable Channel "Superstation" TBS used to be quite successful airing Seinfeld re-runs and endless repeats of "You've Got Mail" and "Field of Dreams" - Background noise that you can flip on while puttering.

    9. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by apmonte · · Score: 1

      True enough. That means that they need a different revenue stream for that audience. I submit that shows like Star Trek, Babylon 5, Stargate, Farscape, BSG and Doctor Who will generate more in DVD (or streaming) sales than Ghost Hunters, wrestling or any reality based TV show. Likewise, these shows should have infinitely higher syndication value. I suspect that like many manufacturing companies, the SyFy channel is more concerned with short term profits and does not want to spend the capital to develop quality Sci Fi programming that would provide higher long term returns. It's the American way.

    10. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by Mandrel · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think you'll see just the first few episodes of a new series being broadcast or streamed (with or without ads) as an ad for the series, followed by direct sales of streams and media, followed months or years later by ad-supported syndication. Similar to what they did for the Family Guy Star Wars episodes.

    11. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Product placement.
      Just think about proper placement of Twinkies, Ho Hos, Little Debbies, SnoBalls, . . . .

    12. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      I don't buy this at all. They used to have shows like Swamp Thing, The Incredible Hulk, The Six Million Dollar Man, etc. etc. They also use to show movies that were halfway decent, even if made for TV, like Brave New World. As a kid I would pretend to be sick so I could stay home and watch it all day long. Every one of my friends used to watch it, as did my dad and his friends. We even sat through commercials. Its more likely that the Sci-fi channel was taken over by greedy corporate dickheads that slashed higher costs for good shows by showing cheap crap that is proven to attract idiots that buy anything you put in front of them on infomercials. They are just trying to up profits from previously adequate levels. Its the same reason reality TV took over. Cheap to make and dumb-asses watch the shows = more revenue than before.

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    13. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by DanTheManMS · · Score: 1

      Depending on the program, roughly 1/3 of airtime is taken up by ads. A 60-minute show is usually somewhere between 40 and 45 minutes of actual content. It is indeed highly irritating, and that's why people are embracing DVRs so much, because it's gotten to the point that we simply don't tolerate it anymore.

    14. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Or the Futurama movies

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    15. Re:Science Fiction Fans don't Watch Ads by arwel · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for us British TV viewers, the regulators of the main broadcast commercial channels (ITV, Channel 4, Five) sneaked in an announcement this week that from Monday 28th February the maximum amount of commercials allowed will increase from 7 to 12 minutes per hour. :( Fortunately we still have the BBC.

  69. Oh, please by realmolo · · Score: 1

    Yes, SyFy's programming sucks, but let's not pretend that "Caprica", or "Stargate:Universe", or even the last years of "MST3K" were GOOD. They were all terrible, and deserved to be canceled.

    1. Re:Oh, please by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      But at least they were closer to SciFi. Wrestling and ghost hunting are the replacements. Usually there's something to fill the spot if a show gets canceled.

  70. MST3K by thaerin · · Score: 1

    "They also ended Mystery Science Theater 3000, only the greatest show ever invented by robots in space."

    They may have ended it, but I considered that a mercy killing. I personally lost interest in the show when Joel left and Mike came along. I thought Mike's humor fell flat and to top it off, they killed off some of the best aspects of the show. I mean really, who gets rid of the invention exchange? The Vend-A-Gut shall live in infamy!

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  71. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After the way BSG ended, Ca-prick-a didn't stand, or deserve a chance.

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  72. Speaking of Fantasy by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

    I'm very interested to see what HBO does with Game of Thrones. When I saw the first previews, I wasn't very enthused, but I recently unpacked all my boxes of books and came across the first book, which I had never read. I'm about 2/3 of the way through it and am really enjoying it. Though, to be honest, the story is more of a political thriller than fantasy (I never watched The Tudors; perhaps this will be somewhat similar in tone?). HBO has shown that they can handle political soap operas very well, so I have high hopes for GoT.

    Another poster made the point that a single network can't support itself purely on SF/Fantasy, and there is probably some truth to that. It would be interesting to see HBO take a stab at a SF series. Perhaps the future of quality SF series is through avenues such as HBO (i.e. premium subscription service, high production values, etc.).

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  73. The first clue by Triv · · Score: 1

    The first clue, and the only clue you need, that "Syfy" had no respect for science fiction came when it changed its name to "Syfy."

  74. Farscape misinformation by thefixer(tm) · · Score: 1

    Farscape was produced to be an Australian series. Sci Fi didn't have anything to do with producing that show, they just aired it.

  75. On MST3K by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    As someone who watched a lot of episodes - towards the end I really got the impression they were running out of old 60's and 70's movies to license and riff. A good chunk of the movies they went after during that time period were student/low budget film projects like Soultaker, Merlin and Future War - which were all painful to watch no matter how much riffing was going on.

  76. New SciFi Channel by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    From what I understand they couldn't own the term SciFi for their channel so they changed it to ScyFy. Could someone start a channel specifically named SciFi and actually put real science fiction shows on it since they gave up?

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  77. well, those shows by geekoid · · Score: 1

    didn't get the ratings.

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  78. Eureka! by Slack0ff · · Score: 1

    While i'm probably not qualified to comment as I don't have cable... I discovered Eureka on Netflix and must say it's a fun show. Kind of like Star Trek meets CSI if you will. It's definitely not hardcore science fiction, but it's a start.

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  79. We know what the solution is by rabtech · · Score: 1

    The default position of just making money isn't enough - they've gotta do better every quarter so the only way to do that is to make cheaper content and/or abandon the niche and try to appeal to more people. Of course everyone is doing that so the market young people are already abandoning becomes an even bigger wasteland as everyone battles for a slice of the shrinking pie.

    Of course we know what it takes to run a profitable network that can do really good original programming... about $10-$15/month. It's called HBO. Band of Brothers, Boardwalk Empire, The Pacific, Generation Kill, Rome, The Wire, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Oz, The Ricky Gervais Show, Bored to Death, the upcoming Game of Thrones, and many more. I don't know if a Science Fiction channel can sustain that kind of paying audience but imagine BSG without commercials on a network like HBO. I'd certainly subscribe.

    Of course I'd also happily pay $10/month for a REAL Discovery channel. Bring back the historical documentaries from the old History channel, the real science programs from the Science Channel, real educational programs from TLC, etc and put it on a paid network with no commercials.

    History International was carrying the History Channel banner for a while but it too has descended into the UFO hunter/ghost/reality/monster wasteland that is the History channel. Science Channel is heading down the same road. Five years ago my programming guide used to be on a favorites list with only the discovery networks, HBO, and a few other channels. Now I barely watch them at all and I'm in the most coveted demographic: 18-30 male. It makes me wonder how they are making money when they seem to be producing dreck that doesn't seem to appeal to the most valued target audience for advertisers. I guess it must just be extremely cheap to produce so it doesn't matter.

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  80. About a decade late... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I got rid of satellite service back in 2001, there really wasn't much worth watching on sci-fi.
    5.5 years later after ending up with cable due to ending up with step kids, morning reruns that didn't make me want to vomit were replaced with infomercials. Try turning on basic cable at 6 or 7 in the morning and tell me if you get less than 2/3 informercials?

    At this point I say "Screw this," I'm down to a handful of prime time soap operas. The networks that air them have quit screwing around and made them fairly painless to view online (And grabbing via bittorrent and an appropriate rss feed is only slightly more convenient).
    So at this point I either grab a book from the public library, grab it from B&N after the hardback price has dropped at or below the new paperback price, or go work in the yard.

  81. Re:Chicago sports fan need to look for NBC messin by geekoid · · Score: 1

    If it means they will fuck it up so it's not on ALL THE FUCKLNG TIME, and interupting other shows, then I hope to hell they do fuck it up.

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  82. BBC-America for Sci Fi? by javakah · · Score: 2

    In some cases, the opposite almost seems to be happening with BBC America. Less British stuff, and strangely more Sci Fi. You've got Doctor Who, Torchwood and Primeval, but then strangely you also have ST:TNG and the X-Files.

    1. Re:BBC-America for Sci Fi? by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      In some cases, the opposite almost seems to be happening with BBC America. Less British stuff, and strangely more Sci Fi. You've got Doctor Who, Torchwood and Primeval, but then strangely you also have ST:TNG and the X-Files.

      Doctor Who, Torchwood and Primeval are all British stuff.

    2. Re:BBC-America for Sci Fi? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Not sci-fi, but fucking awesome : The I.T. Crowd.

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  83. Just watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dr. Who

  84. Just the continuation of a trend by Chad+Stansbury · · Score: 1

    The trend towards fantasy started long ago. I remember reading an article in Time about it in 2002 (http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101021202/amfantasy.html), and even then, the trend was not new. There was so much excitement and "looking forward" to the future in the 50s, 60s, and even the 70s, but that has largely died out. I believe the main reason has to do with the fact that no matter how amazingly advanced we become, the "reality" of advanced technology is infinitely more mundane than the "promise". The most exciting tech lately has all centered around consumption. Is consuming audio/video on a tablet really all that better than a TV or laptop?

  85. BBC America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The few actual sci-fi shows SyFy does have are rebroadcasts or remakes of series from the BBC. You can generally catch them on BBC America weeks or months before you see them on SyFy.

    Like another poster stated, the hours I used to spend watching SyFy have generally been replaced with AMC and TCM (and of course BBC America). I can count on AMC and TCM to show the "classic" Sci-fi movies I like and BBC America for more contemporary selections.

    For shit sci-fi movies that nobody will remember by the time the DVDs hit the shelves, there is always The Pirate Bay.

  86. Daily Mars by cdpage · · Score: 1

    since they aren't serous about science fiction anymore, they should mock them selves. turn it into a comedy network.
    after daily planet airs they can have a daily mars, when the science is just made fun of.

    once they establish a comedy following, they should try adding food or sports, maybe music would be nice, since there isn't a music station anymore.

  87. In the future... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    In a few years, we'll look back and say "Remember when there was science fiction on the scifi channel?"

    Or maybe we're doing that now. The other day, Daughter and I were talking about that really revolting Earthsea tv movie, and that led to all the really bad movies and miniseries we'd seen on the skiffy channel (or however you pronounce the current, tragically hip spelling). I reminisced a little about how in the old days scifi would rebroadcast science fiction series from the sixties and seventies, which although sometimes corny in their own right, were much less shudder-worthy than seemingly intentional crapfests like Mega-Python vs Gatoroid. So I guess we're already saying "remember when there was scifi on the scifi channel?"

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  88. Deja Vu by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

    Is this now as good as it gets?

    They are following the proven MTV path to riches.

  89. Re:Chicago sports fan need to look for NBC messin by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Chicago sports fans need to look for NBC messing with CSN and maybe NBC feelings about the bulls, cubs, sox, hawks games on WGN / WCIU.

    I know this is off topic but now that NBC is part of comcast I don't want the NBC people who F*** up scif to mess with the sports.

    I wouldn't worry too much about that. Comcast shares ownership of the Flyers and Sixers with Ed Snyder, who gets sports broadcasting. In addition, the Roberts' (father and son) are friends of Mr. Snyder. I, also, believe that Mr. Snyder got a peice of Comcast when he did the deal that got Comcast part ownership of the sports teams. I am quite confident that the upper echelons of Comcast understand sports broadcasting much better than the incumbents at NBC. And unlike AOL, Comcast has a history of taking over the companies they buy, not the other way around.

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  90. Football too? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Also heard the same thing said about American football; reminded of these lyrics (MC lars, Everyone's A Little Bit Gay)

    It's the feeling that you get watching sports with your buddies
    In any room of Niners fans, half of them have chubbies
    Football, that's gay
    Milonakis had it right
    Guys shower in the locker room and put on pads and tights
    They dance around with balls and slap each others' butts
    If you told me that was straight then I'd tell you that you're nuts

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    1. Re:Football too? by cayenne8 · · Score: 0

      "Also heard the same thing said about American football; reminded of these lyrics (MC lars, Everyone's A Little Bit Gay)"

      I'd have to guess that listening to gay rap is pretty much a niche activity.

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    2. Re:Football too? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      That's why I never follow a sport where you can see more than a helmet and either a roll cage or a pair of wheels and a ridickorously big engine.

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    3. Re:Football too? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, the guy had one song on the subject

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    4. Re:Football too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the feeling that you get watching sports ...

      Total boredom?
      The feeling like your brains are oozing out your nose?

    5. Re:Football too? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think Slashdot lacks a "-1 Factually wrong" moderation.
      MC Lars is not "gay rap" (if such a thing even exists). He's probably relatively well known around Slashdot for his song "download this song" and other geek-themed songs. If anything, his category is "nerd rap".

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    6. Re:Football too? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      "-1 Uninformative" would be a useful mirror to "+1 Informative", yes.
      Yeah, if anything, Lars is nerdcore; even that label doesn't entirely fit him (and he doesn't want to be limited to it), he's often in that territory

      Incidentally, WP says that stuff does exist: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_hop

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  91. Re:Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Also, JMS said that he didn't rush anything - all the plot threads relevant to ending the Shadow War and the Earth Alliance civil war were given the amount of time he wanted for them.

    The real problem was that it forced him to put all the Telepath War stuff in season 5, and since the Telepath War stuff kind of sucked, it made season 5 kind of worse. The Fall of the Centauri Republic stuff made up for it, though.

    Really, when it comes down to it, the two real tragedies were the miscommunication that resulted in Claudia Christian not returning for season 5, and TNT's total screwing up of Crusade through extensive meddling and canning the show after half a season. Oh, and Legend of the Rangers totally blew chunks, so I guess that's three.

  92. SyFy.. hum.. barbag.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's definitely gone downhill. I used to watch it for hours a day; now I might watch one movie a month. What they should do is something along the lines of Analog magazine: Science-Fiction/Science Fact. And, they should split their content times and ad times distinctly - if you want to see the kind of ads they run (which I don't*), tune in between 12am and 6am. The rest of the time, pure sciency goodness. Finally, ditch the THIS vs. THAT and reality crap, unless the story really calls for it. I keep expecting a werewolf diva or giant snakeghost to pop up almost anywhen.

    * Unless, of course, the ads could be changed to be even less believable; like anti-viagra aimed at our new Jovian overlords so they don't split the poor Earth women in half an shit like dat.

  93. How to fight it by cdpage · · Score: 1

    Refuse to watch any show not in line with the genre networks image (Reality or otherwise) as it just encourages them even more.

  94. Re:Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Ahh, Babylon 5, quite possibly the most overrated sci-fi TV show of all time. Keep in mind I LIKED it, a lot, but it wasn't nearly as good as the cult seemed to think.

  95. Re:Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ghost Hunters? In the Frozen North we get that crap (and its kin, like 'conspiracy theory') on the so-called 'Outdoor Life Network'. I guess shit smells the same, no matter what beast it belongs to.

    Maybe the whole specialized-channel paradigm is flawed, and there simply isn't enough popular programming to support any of them.

    In fact, as far as I can tell, only a few specialized networks have really stuck to their roots (Home & Garden, Comedy, Golf). Most (Space, History, Outdoor Life, TLC) have become some sort of bizarre cable-tv schlock-fest.

  96. siffie channel by scotts13 · · Score: 1

    I recall asking, almost pleading my cable company to add SciFi to their lineup. By the time they did, it was already in decline. But my philosophy was, I asked for it, I should watch it... so I slogged on, and on. I've probably watched twenty of their wretched made-for-TV movies, unable to believe there wasn't ONE that had redeeming value - I was wrong. The first couple of times I stumbled across "professional wrestling" I checked and re-checked the channel guide, sure a mistake had been made. The name change to something resembling (to me) a venereal disease was the final straw. Off my cable box's channel list, forever.

    1. Re:siffie channel by Vrallis · · Score: 1

      I've probably watched twenty of their wretched made-for-TV movies, unable to believe there wasn't ONE that had redeeming value - I was wrong.

      I wouldn't quite call them "made-for-TV movies", but some of their mini-series works were pretty good. I think their Dune and Children of Dune beat the original movie version easily. Their Riverworld mini-series didn't stick to the original books very well, but they were good.

  97. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to download the series every week, with spanish subtitles (my english is very poor as you can see)

    Funny, you can measure how a series sucks, because it gets harder and harder to find subtitles for it (nobody cares writting them) ... I'm still searching for the last four episodes subs xDDD

  98. These specialized channels always lose focus by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 2

    When there are new cable channels, they almost always have an over-specific focus and branch out because they don't have enough content or they just think they'll do better with general focused programming. MTV barely even shows a music video. BBC America is always showing Americans shows like Star Trek. The History Channel shows "Ice Road Truckers." American Movie Classics shows Mad Men and movies that are nowhere near classic status. ESPN shows poker games and eating contests. It is not at all surprising to see Syfy just showing whatever they think can get ratings at this point. Maybe they can come out with Syfy 2, for the true sci-fi, and then slowly transition it just showing music videos.

  99. I'm gonna miss the flushing event horizon by daveywest · · Score: 1

    I knew SciFi was gone last holiday season when we didn't get to see a classic literary work re imagined like "Tin Man" or "Alice" from prior years.

  100. Yeah...they seem... by Schmyz · · Score: 1

    To be focused now on really poorly written and produced tv movies. It seems they are much more concerned about putting on bad tv that has someones nephew as a star in some lamely written "action" flick.

  101. SOAPnet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linda McMahon admitted that wrestling was a Soap Opera during her campaign. Move it to SOAPnet!

    1. Re:SOAPnet! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Wrestling advertises laundry detergent? I thought it was beer, beef jerky, and Viagra opera.

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  102. Cracked article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, someone that is not at work right now please find and post the cracked article about it. It's quite amusing.

  103. Do names mean anything? by rot26 · · Score: 1

    Back when fantasy was more widely considered pollution, so was the phrase "Sci-Fi", which was derisively pronounced "skiffy".

    A lot of people thought "skiffy" would be the ruin of the genre.

    And we were right.

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  104. There is already a replacement Sci-Fi channel by initdeep · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's called BBCAmerica.
    Dr Who
    Torchwood
    Being Human
    Etc.

    more original and better programming than "Sci-FI" ever had.

    (BTW, Stargate SG1 started on Showtime, not Sci-Fi)

    1. Re:There is already a replacement Sci-Fi channel by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      BTW, Being Human ... not fucking scifi, its fantasy.

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    2. Re:There is already a replacement Sci-Fi channel by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2

      Don't forget Outcasts! It's a brief run series (7 episodes, of which 5 are out), but I've found it quite watchable.

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    3. Re:There is already a replacement Sci-Fi channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Star Trek Enterprise

    4. Re:There is already a replacement Sci-Fi channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the "etc."? You should expand that list since Torchwood is shit and Being Human most definitely isn't sci-fi (although it is good) and Doctor Who only barely passes as sci-fi.

  105. Re:Fantasy is now crap by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

    TV "sci-fi" has always been mostly fantasy. Anyway, "SyFy isn't showing much if any fantasy either. "Reality" shows and wrestling is wher they're heading.

  106. general entertainment channel by cdpage · · Score: 1

    Drop the SyFy - it does no service for the network, and puts a cramp in the Sci-Fi genre.

    Call the station GES (general entertainment station) and be done with it.

  107. Agreed by Cosgrach · · Score: 1

    When I started watching Sci-Fi all those years ago, I thought 'this is fantastic - finally a channel that promises to show something that I want'. Over the last few years, I have become so unbelievably disappointed with their choice of programming. Okay, even in the early days they did show some real crap (think Stephen King), and they were struggling for content even then because they would show the same stuff at least three times in a week. But at least they did have some good stuff.

    They have lost their focus and have wandered far from the path of science fiction to utter and absolute crap. Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? WTF?!?!?! These shows are from complete MORONS! It has become painfully clear that the pencil pushers at the network have completely gone off their rocker. And the name change: SyFy? What the hell is up with that? How stupid can you get?

    Farscape: Gone. (I liked this one) Stargate: Gone. (the best of the lot) Stargate Atlantis: Gone. (and in such a terrible way) Stargate Universe: Gone. (and good riddance!) BSG: Gone. (too bad because they could have done something really good with this) Caprica: Gone. (those Fracking Bastards! This was just getting really good!)

    But, hey it's not only SyFY who are fucking it all up. Firefly and Dead like me were great shows killed off way too early.

    As far as fantasy goes - I don't mind good fantasy, but lately, it's gotten pretty bad.

    To be honest, I don't even watch SyFy, let alone regular broadcast anymore, it's all too depressing. I watch stuff that I do like on DVDs - Yes I have an extensive collection and it's always growing. The only time that I watch anything on broadcast is when I visit with family.

    What we really need is a channel that can bring us the best in Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror. Show some of the old classics, and make some real commitments to new original programming. I'd support such a channel with real cash. Hell, if I had enough I'd start my own.

    SyFy: Sit and spin motherfuckers! You are no longer worth my time!

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  108. How to bring costs down by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Outsourcing!

    Syfy could be a great source of Chinese-made or Indian made Sci-Fi movies. And since China doesn't give a rat's ass about copyrights, we could see their take on Terminator or Predator.

    At least in *their* version of the Matrix, Neo would be doing real kung fu... or actually know kung fu... or actually act like he could do kung fu... or hopefully act... But I digress.

    Secondly, I'm seeing Sci-Fi migrating to other channels. ION was recently running Firefly, The Family Network runs old Lost in Space episodes, and Firefly is coming to the Science Channel starting March 6th.

    All that said, I think someone needs to reboot a Sci-Fi network, because SyFy's owners (USA) just don't get it. There's so much existing content out there. It's weird that FX runs more sci-fi movies than the SyFy channel.

    I mean, Star Trek content alone could fill some airtime especially since Deep Space Nine hasn't run anywhere for about a decade. Heck, I'd be a fan of any channel to run Star Blazers and Robotech. And Babylon 5. And Space:1999.

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    1. Re:How to bring costs down by kikito · · Score: 1

      There IS already an Hindi Terminator. It's called "Robot":

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk

  109. No by Gruturo · · Score: 1

    The name change and their actions make this so blatantly obvious I'm surprised we're even debating this.

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  110. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    Caprica could have been good, if it had a plotectomy. Somewhere around the time when Zoe was pit fighting WhateverHerNameWas in VR world, I was hoping SyFy would just cancel the show in mid-air and put Tom & Jerry on for the remaining time instead.

  111. Re:Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, do you actually have any idea what really happened with B5, or are you just making shit up as you go? SyFy had nothing to do with it. B5's renewal was in doubt every single season, and it was a source of endless angst for fans (and staff) at the time. UPN didn't renew B5 for a fifth season, and TNT did pick it up for a fifth season at the last minute. As for rushing the plot--the S4 shadow/vorlon war plot was NEVER going to be longer than it was when broadcast because if it was a single episode longer, they'd've had to pay several of the actors a lot more money (appearing in X number of episodes means you're a regular) and give them better billing. And as for the liberating earth plot that took up the rest of the season--the last thing needed was to be stretched out even longer. S4 was subpar because JMS was running out of steam. S5 was shit because JMS was out of steam mid-way through S4, but couldn't stop.

  112. Syfayl Channel by Paul9196 · · Score: 1

    More like Syfayl after the marathon of crappy Mega Python vs Gatoroid movies that are shown on there now. The channel is an embarrassment to what it used to be.

  113. Name is the Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SYFY doesn't mean "science fiction", it means "SillY FantasY"!
    I mean, "Warehouse13" is the only show I enjoy on that channel, but, come on, it's not science fiction.

  114. Most sci-fi... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    ... is crap. It must be said, even the 'good' stuff isn't all that great.

    1. Re:Most sci-fi... by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

      You are just restating Sturgeon's Law. "Ninety percent of everything is crap."

      If you add personal preferences, I would say that Sturgeon is an optimist and that the percentage should be 99.99%. ("99.99% of the literature in the genre's you don't like is crap.") Of course, I've been an SF&F reader since I was ten, back when sci-fi was used to describe B movies and the really bad SF.

    2. Re:Most sci-fi... by kikito · · Score: 1

      Most *TV* is crap.

      If you want the good stuff, read books.

  115. Short Answer: No. by MoldySpore · · Score: 1

    Slightly longer answer: SyFy Original Mega Python Vs Gatoroid

    SyFy (I prefer to pronounce it "Sih-Fee" since it has almost no sci-fi anymore) has gone in the crapper. I remember when they used to have tons of awesome sci-fi, not to mention being the home of things like Stargate, one of the most trumpeted sci-fi franchises in history, and great unique things like Mystery Science Theater 3000. Now, they have this crap Mega whatever Vs. Whateveroid, surrounded by syndicated shows and wrestling. Really? How is Wrestling sci-fi? Perhaps it is "Sih-Fee", but certainly not Sci-Fi. There is nothing Sci-Fi about of bunch of dudes running around in spandex. And no, I don't hate wrestling. I grew up with it, but that isn't the point. SyFy has become just like every other station, doing whatever they can to whore themselves out to make the most money. Lifelong viewers be damned. Now I know it is their right to do whatever they want on their station, but for them to kill off entire franchises and at the same time move in crap like WWE Smackdown and freakin Mega Python Vs Gatoroid, as a life-long sci-fi fan and "Sih-Fee" watcher, I can't help but feel scorned.

    Also, if you feel the need to disagree, please don't throw the "Caprica and/or Stargate: Universe were bad shows" argument at me, because they killed them before they had a chance to flourish. They didn't even bother informing the actors on Stargate that the show was canceled. Shows exactly what SyFy thinks of their talent and fans.

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    1. Re:Short Answer: No. by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      How about Atomic Twister or The Black Hole. Come on! They used to actually release halfway decent made for TV movies but now its all crap. I used to watch the original BSG, The Incredible Hulk (with Ferrigno) and Swamp Thing. The greedy assholes ruined the channel by trying to increase profits, even though they already made a decent one.

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  116. Yup, they're gone by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    I'm so tired of snakes, vampires, ghosts, and bugs that SyFy is pretty much useless to me. I get more out of Lifetime Movie Network.

    So I'm reduced to watching V as if it's not just another snake plot. When SyFy took the Is out of their name, it was the admission that they are chasing popular culture for the bucks. Guys, there's a lot of money in real Sci Fi and fantasy. Dr Who had an audience, I think. Anyways, staking themselves to the SciFi/fantasy genre would have at least given them something to claim as their own. Now they are just another lame movie network, bleagh.

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  117. WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we pirates and others are doing the sci fi , because to do sci fi you have to innovate.
    Fantasy is part of sci fi. THE ancient and old and magical.
    Take that and put it with future and you always have fun.
    THEY cant do that last bit nor are they about fun.

  118. Market niches by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    There still can be some money to be made in working small niches; sometimes it's even an attractive alternative to trying to break into a crowded mainstream market.
    Alternately, a business might want to try and make money in both markets (although whether can successfully manage such distinct product lines is another issue)

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  119. Schedulers alienated by SciFi? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How DARE they cancel that show that nobody liked

    No doubt there were some shows that got canned deservedly. In other cases, however, the mis-handling of the show by SciFi channel was a major factor in causing audience dislike. The extent of mis-handling suggests that the scheduling decision-makers lacked any understanding of SciFi, and were likely completely alienated by it. Why else would they do things which were almost certain to decrease audiences?

    One example is Lexx, a pretty good series if you get it on DVD. In its "wisdom", the SciFi channel decided not to show the first season at all [*]. This guaranteed that the audience would be a bit mystified, as the first season provided the context for subsequent seasons, and was excellent in itself. The SciFi channel then aired the second season shows out of their intended sequence. Audience confusion was complete, and the series bombed in North America, largely due to the actions of the SciFi channel morons.

    [*] Maybe they were scared of the jiggling tits shown in one of the episodes. I doubt this, however, as they could easily have cut a minute from the episode and stuffed another ad in the gap.

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    1. Re:Schedulers alienated by SciFi? by Shrubbman · · Score: 1

      Well actually.... they couldn't air season 1 of Lexx because of licensing issues. Lexx was a Canadian/German co-production, and Showtime was the original US broadcaster but bowed out after season 1. They still had the US broadcast rights to that fist season when Sci-Fi got involved with co-funding season 2. For whatever reason a deal between Showtime and Sci-Fi just didn't get hashed at the time.

    2. Re:Schedulers alienated by SciFi? by mpe · · Score: 1

      No doubt there were some shows that got canned deservedly. In other cases, however, the mis-handling of the show by SciFi channel was a major factor in causing audience dislike. The extent of mis-handling suggests that the scheduling decision-makers lacked any understanding of SciFi, and were likely completely alienated by it. Why else would they do things which were almost certain to decrease audiences?

      One example is Lexx, a pretty good series if you get it on DVD. In its "wisdom", the SciFi channel decided not to show the first season at all [*]. This guaranteed that the audience would be a bit mystified, as the first season provided the context for subsequent seasons, and was excellent in itself. The SciFi channel then aired the second season shows out of their intended sequence. Audience confusion was complete, and the series bombed in North America, largely due to the actions of the SciFi channel morons.


      Thing is that there are many examples and not just with one channel. You'd think it would be obvious that showing episodes out of order and on an irregular schedule would tend to discourage an audience. Yet somehow there never appears to be a "learning from mistakes"...

    3. Re:Schedulers alienated by SciFi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They blur out tits on SyFy, they still show the scene, just edited. The REASON they didn't show season 1 of Lexx (or the 4 prequel movies)...it is/was wayy to sexually oriented, but that was 10 years ago. I bet if they re-broadcast the series, starting with the 4 movies, it would be more acceptable to an audience today.

      Oh, and season 4 has a Space Vampire...vampires are popular right now, no?

  120. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by trollertron3000 · · Score: 1

    It's modern steady-cam drama bullshit just like 24. I was half expecting them to break out Jack Bauer for Cylon interrogations. I can only take so much intensity, I need some humanity and hell a laugh here and there never hurt anyone. Shit even guys in war zones chuckle from time to time. If any crew was really that intense all the time they'd all die from stress related injury.

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  121. To be fair... by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...all of the Stargates deserved to be axed. Terrible. terrible television.

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    1. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're a humorless cunt.

    2. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #truth

    3. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Universe is just another program for wankers to keep their hands busy with. But the original is great.

    4. Re:To be fair... by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      I found them cheesy in a good way, and sometimes serious in a very serious way. The final episode of the 10 year run with them aging on that ship. I don't know how anyone could say that was bad...

      At any rate, if all the SG shows were bad, what are some examples of sci-fi shows that you enjoyed? I might be missing out on something hehe.

    5. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to be fair, i'm not sure what makes good television. sg1 was hardly worse than anything else on during its time.

    6. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...all of the Stargates deserved to be axed. Terrible. terrible television.

      I totally agree. Never understood the appeal. Unwatchable (was going to check out Universe to see if it could change my mind, but never bothered). Never liked the film either.

      Other than BSG, which ended on a mostly sour note to say the least (the last half of final season was a Sci-Fi soap opera), I like Eureka, and Warehouse 13 (though Pete might be the most annoying character on television). The Dresden Files was cool, but nobody watched it, so it was swiftly cancelled. I'm watching the Being Human remake, but it's not in the same league as the UK original.

      Not having access to SyFy in Canada, I never knew the bulk of their programming was this bad. The network has turned into another G4.

  122. Idiocracy reference by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    First, it's "Ow My Balls"
    But the scary part is is that I could imagine that being quite popular today; hell, I might even tune in for a bit of lowbrow entertainment

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    1. Re:Idiocracy reference by Tragek · · Score: 2

      It's called Wipeout.

      And yeah, it's passable for a half hour.

    2. Re:Idiocracy reference by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Likewise, I wouldn't want too much of it at once either.
      The music example would be using shuffle on a playlist that includes a bit of it.

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    3. Re:Idiocracy reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ayup, and even before that there's America's Funniest Home Videos. We just like our testicular traumas.

  123. NERDS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NERDS!!!

  124. Imagine more... by chanio · · Score: 0

    "Imagine more (because we have run out of stock!)..."

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  125. Same as every other network (TLC?) by trollertron3000 · · Score: 1

    In other news, The Learning Channel won't teach you anything not in the following categories: Midgets, Quintuplets, Midget Quintuplets.

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  126. No! by Chris.Nelson · · Score: 1

    If they did they wouldn't have changed their name (or, for that matter, air ghost hunting crap).

  127. Smackdown by geronimo9 · · Score: 1

    You mean WWE Smackdown doesn't smack of sci-fi?

    1. Re:Smackdown by Red_Chaos1 · · Score: 1

      WWE might be science of. fiction, but it is not science fiction.

  128. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

    Battlestar Galactica ruined Caprica for me. Galactica went off the rails in the middle and each episode started leaving me more and more frustrated. I stuck with it, though, but the ending just killed it for me. I don't care to re-watch any part of it, and I'm not slightly interested in any spinoff.

    The thing is, when all of the geeks started complaining that Season 3 of BSG turned into a soap opera, my wife and I thought it was a lot more interesting than boring space battles between Cylon raiders and Vipers. What's wrong with spending an episode learning about how the people on the fuel-supply live? After all, each episode was telling us how many humans were still alive.

  129. meh by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    Caprica wasn't that good to begin with. Had some fascinating concepts but that's about it.

    Stargate Universe was like a b-rated ripoff of the re-imagined BSG series.

    Besides, they changed their name to Syfy so I'm not sure what all of you were expecting. It's time to go after BBC, HBO, Showtime and AMC and get these networks to produce a killer serious science fiction show (SERIOUS, Dr Who is awesome but I'm talking BSG).

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  130. we should try to get the space channel in the usa by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    we should try to get the space channel in the usa.

    It's the sci-fi in Canada but it does not have the us sci-fi channel crap.

  131. expanding on the MTV analogy by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    MTV's lack of music videos these days has been pointed out several times already, but there's something called COOL TV now that actually shows music videos most of the time.

    Hope: Repeat the process here
    Cynicism: How long until the replacement channel gets messed up too

    And a quote-
    Chelsea Handler, 2010 VMAs intro monologue: "Don't clap [for Jersey Shore] - that stuff is why MTV is not playing your videos"

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    I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
  132. directv has Versus HD and Versus alt HD by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    directv has Versus HD and Versus alt HD.

    Comcast system don't have the 2 Versus feeds. Come play offs on D* you will be able to pick the game you want see when there is over lap.

  133. proof positive by Moodie-1 · · Score: 1

    Proof positive of what I've always known: The general intelligence level of human civilization is going down. Each succeeding generation is dumber than the last. This disgusting deterioration of the SyFy channel is only the most obvious peak of this social iceberg. The only way I see to fix this situation would be to fire everyone on SyFy's staff younger than 30 and replace its leadership with pentagenarian SF writers.

  134. I worry about team control that why FSN Chicago wa by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I worry about team control that why FSN Chicago was dropped. How does NBC / comcast feel about the WGN games?

  135. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    Pretty much. The premise was good, but after the third or fourth episode, I got tired of almost all the characters being dickheads and quit watching.

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  136. Thus fell Rome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SyFy is probably catering to their audience - who apparently are more interested in ghosts and paranormal than in anything based on real science. We've lost our way - if we don't focus on science education (parents, get your kids interested in science when they're young!), there won't be any science fiction - or even any real science done. Remember the dark ages? Fact is better than faith, folks, and no matter how desperately you want to believe in ghosts and paranormal, it isn't going to create new antibiotics or cancer treatments. If we allow this to continue, we'll only get what we deserve.

  137. I liked Caprica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at first. Then towards the end the robots and teenage digital girls stopped being emphasized. I liked the idea that the Cylons were born out of teenage rebellion and religious fanaticism. The adults were mostly boring in that show.

  138. re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being human is pretty decent.

  139. SGU by sarbonn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was a 200th episode show of Stargate SG1 that had a mock-up of its own show where they pretended to recreate Stargate SG1 with a more hip, young crowd (the punch line where one of the characters reveals she's pregnant). When Stargate Universe aired, all I could think was they took the joke of that one episode and made it real. They even did the joke from the show where they pretended to shorten the intro of the show to just showing the title, a one note of theme music and then go to commerical, which they did with SG1. Turns out, that's exactly what they did with Stargate Universe as well. It's almost as if they made a joke and then someone saw it and realized, hey that might just work. And of course, it didn't.

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    1. Re:SGU by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      I always thought SGU was a spinoff of Wormhole X-treme, not SG1.

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      Anything can be found funny, from a certain point of view.
  140. It may be king but it is getting diluted by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    All this vampire crap is diluting what the fantasy section at the local bookstore used to be.

    Sorry but teen romance in the guise of sparkly vampires is NOT fantasy.

    I've completely given up even browsing the fantasy section at bookstores now due to this.

  141. I want my Sci Fi Channel back by sarbonn · · Score: 1

    I so miss the original sci fi channel when it was actually sci fi. It became almost the only channel I was watching on television at one point. When I moved to a new apartment and had to subscribe to cable, I even chose the cable company based on which one offered the Sci Fi Channel. And then Sci Fi turned into what it is now. It kept getting worse, to the point where I don't think the same people own the company any more and someone decided they could profit more by showing cheap crap instead.

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  142. Mergers and Acquisitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem isn't the programming, it's mergers and acquisitions. Cable was to be a boon for independence. But because NBC/Comcast now own half the channels and TBS owns a quarter and Fox the rest, that doesn't leave any room for any competition.

  143. SyFy loves Sci-Fi about as much by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    as slashdot loves news for nerds.

    10 years ago, The Sci-Fi channel presented sci-fi and slashdot presented news for nerds.

    Hell, that was true even 5 years ago.

    Today, SyFy cares about whatever everyone else is doing to gain viewers and slashdot cares about posting slashvertisments and trolls in order to rank up the page views and cares not how true anything it posts may or may not be.

    In short, both have fallen to their corporate overlords and are no longer useful for their original purposes. They are both, basically like every other channel/website respectively that they originally differentiated themselves from and go their initial view/user base.

    Both have forgotten why they were created.

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  144. Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When VOY ended that was the death of decent scifi series.

  145. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    First of all, Eric Stoltz can fix ANYTHING. That's right--fuck you Michael J. Fox, fuck you right up your shaking ass.

    Secondly, Caprica was not BSG 2, nor was it meant to be. People tuning in expecting that were going to be disappointed. But if you took it on its own merits, it was a great show with a few weak moments and storylines (there were a few of those on BSG too).

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  146. Re:I worry about team control that why FSN Chicago by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I don't understand the question.

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    The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  147. The Curse of NBC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, the channel is owned by NBC now.

    Pretty much, if NBC touches it, it turns to shit. It wasn't always like that, NBC used to be the top dog network.

    About the time they started partnering with M$, everything went to hell.

    Coincidence?

  148. This should be GE NBC ruins SyFy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you trend SciFi (SyFy) over time you will see how the NBC effect took hold and how they are to blame for ruining yet another station.

  149. These are the people who wrecked Farscape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Farscape was canceled, with a follow up movie to clean up the loose ends. A Lot more than Most series get.

  150. Sci-Fi channel is joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Farscape was an awesome show.
    SG:Atlantis was an awesome show.
    SG:Universe was an awesome show.

    Wrestling.......not so awesome.

  151. 24 hours... really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the same way the 24 hour news cycle has killed news, 24 hours a day of "sci-fi" has ruined sci-fi on Syfy.

    This is an especially egregious subject for me as I am a fundamental hard science fiction fan, and I have always been a fan of Arthur C. Clarke, Ben Bova and Isaac Asimov. Why are more of those books not sci-fi movies or tv shows? Why hasn't Rama been remade for TV???

  152. A function of the retardation of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even Scooby-Doo whose characters used rational thought to see reality has become supernatural.

  153. Re:Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    When they started showing crap like wrestling, ghost hunters and changed their name to that insipid SyFy I knew they were gone for good.

    This is the same network that showed "Crossing Over with John Edward" and various other shows tossing around copious amounts of bullshit related to nutjob conspiracy theories, ghost sightings, etc. They were doing this pretty much from the start, as I recall.

    (And I did watch at "the start" - FTL newsfeeds, Doctor Who hour... good times...)

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  154. I made a comment to this effect last year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I was modded flamebait. Now it's a slashdot submission? You can all go to hell.

    1. Re:I made a comment to this effect last year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been holding on to that for a whole year?

      Let it go or laugh, but don't let the capriciousness of the world get under your skin, or you'll spend your life in anger.

  155. Re:I worry about team control that why FSN Chicago by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Will NBC / Comcast want there to be no more WGN / WCIU cubs, sox, bulls , hawks games?

  156. Re:Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Also, JMS said that he didn't rush anything - all the plot threads relevant to ending the Shadow War and the Earth Alliance civil war were given the amount of time he wanted for them.

    Well, I thought it seemed like kind of a rush. Season four starts and it's like, "OK, time for the Shadow War to end and the First Ones to go away, so we can wrap up the civil war thing." Even if it's not the truth, it seemed like season 4 was packed tight, and then with season 5 seeming kind of sparse, that only reinforced the effect.

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  157. Proper pronunciation by TastelessGarbage · · Score: 1

    Syfy should be spoken as "see fee" as in see fee tee vee.

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  158. Sci-Fi is all about Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fact is, the production of good sci-fi is too low to feed a niche-channel. Sci-fi in tv shows generally sucks, an the number of crappy shows are long, even if a few are shining crap (Start Trek NG, Battlestar Galactica (orig and reboot), Firefly and Farscape).

    Sci-Fi is all about Sci-Fi.. That is discussing sci-fi genuine things, for instance What is the status for the android Mr. Data in Start Tek NG - is he a thing, or a individual? recently TV Sci-fi has been more and more about "action" and character-development. But in Sci Fi the love life or the emotional conflicts of Mr X or Miss X is completely irrelevant. It's just a statement from the writers: "We have bad fantasy, and prefer to whore in the ratings scheme". They write generic stories where "sci-fi"is just a thin layer of background. Most of these stories could effortlessly been adapted to Western series or whatever.

    The main problem however is that most Sci-Fi is produced in US. For some reason US TV Sci-Fi writers seems to believe that every possible future is some variant of contemporary US, even if involving several galaxies.

  159. Firefly on the Science Channel by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

    I think you have a point. The best Sci-Fi show, Firefly, will be re-run on cable, and it will be on the Science Channel. That probably means something.

  160. Needs a B-movie channel by billcopc · · Score: 1

    SyFy... blarg. The only decent show on nowadays is Sanctuary, and note I said "decent". Everything has gotten so politically correct that they simply won't air anything that pushes the envelope anymore. This SF starvation has pushed me to seek out dystopian B-movies from the 70's and 80's, most with really awful acting, but at least it wasn't about a sparkly vampire or an effeminate teenage wizard.

    Maybe (*snicker*) people have gotten so terminally stupid from watching MTV and Michael Bay films, that they can no longer appreciate the poignant social commentary expressed within fiction. And then we wind up with messes like Doomsday and Resident Evil, which completely miss the point, focusing on the images of chicks with guns, rather than the IDEA of a fucked up future that shares enough with reality to get your own speculative mind revved up. I mean really, why bother understanding the many allusions and projections of a plot, when you can glaze over and indulge in random sexualized violence... this is what the average TV/movie watcher has become.

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    1. Re:Needs a B-movie channel by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      So true. Most of the good Sci-fi movies are, suprise, not American made anymore or they are Indie films or both. Even the Facebook movie was a piece of shit and I didn't much care for the Black Swan. The Kings Speech was awesome, but guess what, not American made. There are some good TV shows out there on US premium channels like Dexter, but standard cable is full of trash.

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  161. Microsoft, Google, IBM by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    are science fiction lovers the bulk of their customers?

    the Microsoft customer base is universal
    google customer base is universal
    ibm is either mega-corporate to hell and gone or consumer end users
    it's been this way for a while

    so, they should advertise to 'the masses' & not the sci-fi subset

    are you still thinking the only people who are microsoft customers are tech heavy nerds? that hasn't been the case for well over a decade..

    the customers microsoft needs to win over by the way, aren't the technicians and sysadmins, but the CEO's and purchasing agents.

    CEO's, and btw their spouses, watch the food network.

    fans of SCI-FI use & support the products of these companies, but are not the CUSTOMER so far as the goal of marketing goes.

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  162. Nobody watches taht shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And, fwiw, they picked up mst3k and gave it another 5 years after CC had already torched it.

    It's hard to sell a two hour block of programming in general. Doubly so when the pitch is "ITS UNWATCHABLE SHITTY TV! hehehe"

  163. Stargate by alienzed · · Score: 1

    Atlantis had run it's course and Universe sucked: the casting was just horrible and the show itself was amazingly low of science-fiction content much less the fact that they were on a potentially very interesting alien ship at immense distances from earth.

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  164. Re:I worry about team control that why FSN Chicago by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Why would they have a say?

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  165. Musical names by oki900 · · Score: 1

    I think another name change is planned. Sometime this year the name will become "The Wrestling Channel"

  166. SciFi? It still exists? by grapeape · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked the SciFi channel had been replaced by the Wrasslin, Fortunetelling and wannabe Ghostbusters channel. I cant remember the last time I turned it there, I know it was sometimes shortly after Battlestar Galactica ended.

  167. Isn't it obvious? by Kingrames · · Score: 2

    What was science fiction, is now not just reality, but obsolete.

    I mean take a look at Dick Tracy's watch - not even as good as our cellphones. The stuff they did in Star Trek? We don't need a starship to do the same. Look at World of Warcraft. It's not a video game - it's a simulator for how human beings will behave in the future when we have the power to transfer our consciousness into bodies other than our own for entertainment.

    Syfy is failing not because of a lack of sci fi material to work with, but because it's no longer more amazing than reality.

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    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      People forget how many technology ideas started out as Sci-Fi.

      I don't think it's a matter about not being more amazing. I just don't think people know how to IMAGINE anymore.

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    2. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Cameleopard · · Score: 1

      Syfy is failing not because of a lack of sci fi material to work with, but because it's no longer more amazing than reality.

      There are always frontiers to explore well beyond our current technological abilities. Sci-fi isn't about flying cars, hand-held computers and machines of big death, it's about unrealized potentialities and possibilities. There's no need to stick to space operas and other sci-fi tropes.

    3. Re:Isn't it obvious? by zbobet2012 · · Score: 1

      Thats not correct. Intelligent science fiction movies (like Inception) do fine. But that just demonstrates why SyFy is failing.
      Some of the most popular movies in recent times are science fiction. Inception, Avatar, District 9, Watchmen, Star Trek, Wall-E, Cloverfield, Serenity, and many more hugely popular films have been inarguably science fiction. Indeed its easier now to find popular science fiction in films than ever before. But notice that all of these films where not just simply science fiction. They where movies with engaging plots, characters, and worlds. They where movies which where more than monsters shooting aliens.
      SyFy channel fundamentally does not understand this. SyFy doesn't get that its not about the spaceships, boobs, and guns. Audiences are increasingly sophisticated, and they expect there movies and TV shows to keep pace. Stupid writing, cheesy plots, and one dimensional characters simply no longer attract audiences.

    4. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Primegraffix · · Score: 1

      Some of this I agree with. While many technological advances have come our way there are still many authors writing about topics that don't just involve high tech gadgets. Philip K Dick wrote the ideas for "The Minority Report" in 1956... those ideas to this day are still impossible and out of reach. Dan Simmons 4 book Hyperion series is an amazing work of Science Fiction that is no less amazing now than when it was published. The ideas are there, unfortunately I feel the fan base isnt, or at least the fan base that watches more TV than reads books (which is the REAL target audience for syfy).

  168. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

    SGU was meant to be BSG 2, and thereby pissed off lots of SG fans and lots of BSG fans. I liked it -- lots of people didn't though.

  169. We built this channel by inkrypted · · Score: 1

    We (and by that i mean the geek community at large) made this channel what it is today. Our taste may have changed over the years and it has gained new fans as kids grew older. I think at the core it is still a geek based channel but alot of us who were fans back in the day have gotten older and perhaps jaded. What it means to be a geek has changed and it may not be in line with our thinking. Personally I hate this channel now and make the choice not to watch most of it's programming because it holds no interest for me but I see that is not true with the younger generation. So I make the distinction that I would love to see The old school Galactica, Science Fiction movie classics IE: The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951), Forbidden Planet, Classic Star Trek being broadcast that may not be the consensus nowadays and i am not a majority but a minority. The channel has changed with it's audience and it's audience has grown.

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  170. they can kick the teams form CSN and WGN does not by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    they can kick the teams form CSN and WGN does not have the room to pick them all up.

  171. Pay SciFi Channel... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's what we need. A audience-driven science fiction channel. I would gladly pay a monthly fee to get quality programming, in particular, wouldn't it be nice to have something like Firefly again?

    The thing is, SF shows are EXPENSIVE and have a limited audience. My guess is that the only way we're going to get what we want is if we pay as we go. After all, it's not like we have much of a choice nowadays.

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    1. Re:Pay SciFi Channel... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's what we need. A audience-driven science fiction channel.

      And that's what we have. The only problem is that *we're* not the audience...

    2. Re:Pay SciFi Channel... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's what we need. A audience-driven science fiction channel.

      And that's what we have. The only problem is that *we're* not the audience...

      Our channel has been hijacked and given over to the 'danes.

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    3. Re:Pay SciFi Channel... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      It was inevitable, really. The network execs can count (contrary to popular belief, they're actually very good at that, at least when it comes to counting money) and they can count that there are a lot more mundanes than there are of us. Also, they're a more valuable target audience (translation: they're more likely to buy what the commercials tell them to). Moving the channel (and all the other channels) to target them becomes just a matter of time.

  172. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    SGU was the only one of the Stargate series I like. It had a lot of acting muscle (particularly the great Robert Carlye and pretty good Louis Ferreira) and the stories were nearly as silly and hokey as other SG series. But while it definitely wasn't in the same league as BSG, it was worth watching. Caprica and SGU were the last two series I watched on Scfy (and perhaps the last).

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  173. No longer watching SciFi channel by m.dillon · · Score: 1

    The channel has pretty much gone down the tubes, I don't watch it any more. Whenever I flip to it all I see is some ghost busters crap or wrestling. Adult Swim is the only thing that is moderately interesting, and they moved the Anime well past midnight so there's no point trying to watch it on that channel.

    For the record, the FarScape movie was the BEST ending to a science fiction series ever. Nothing else comes even remotely close to that ending. But the SciFi channel didn't have much to do with the production of that series.

    -Matt

  174. Syfylis by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    The faster this channel can be made dead the better, they've been out of my Tivo channel list for many years. Fuck them dead with a fuck tool.

  175. SF&F fans and future programming by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Given the tech ability of a number of SF&F fans, I can see instances where the fans and authors work to create quality programming that is then distributed via the Internet.

    It is happening to a small degree today. But as personal computers get more powerful, and animation software gets simpler to use, the quality of the work will increase and groups like the SyFi network may take note and do something decent.

    I just hope they don't break out the legal eagles and try to lawsuit the independents into oblivion.

  176. "Imagine Greater" by unil_1005 · · Score: 1

    I always do, and always switch channels.

  177. Build it again by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    There is nothing to prevent it from being built again, perhaps under a different name using a different media, to cater to those who like classic SF&F.

    I suspect that some groups would be willing to finance it and perhaps there could be some marketing tie-ins.

    1. Re:Build it again by inkrypted · · Score: 1

      I agree and have nothing against a classic Science Fiction channel. But I think our beloved Sci Fi channel we grew up watching has just been taken over by a new audience.

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  178. This is the biggest reason why I'm a pirate by Cito · · Score: 1

    I cut cable off about a year ago even though I pirated off and on before that I have now switched to full on pirating of entertainment as far as television is concerned. I use western digital wtv live to stream torrented or megaupload divx movies over the network to my television. Television channels are all spam, the amounts of commercials are staggering, you can't watch a show for 5 minutes without a commercial, and the commercial breaks are so long that they have to stop and remind you of what you are watching "We'll be right back with xxx" then continue into more commercials. I've had enough of spam, and fake reality tv. It's not reality tv, it's all scripted. And for those reasons Its not worth my money, with the MASSIVE AMOUNTS of commercials they got their money and I am not a nielson family anyhow so I'm not counted for anything anyhow. So I will continue to pirate the shows commercial free that I enjoy and hope more and more people follow suit. If more and more turned to P2P the advertisers and networks will have to wake up and realize their tired old ways no longer work and things will have to change. piracy is now the only way to enjoy television without the massive amounts of spam and being able to choose when, where, and how you want to watch. And I wont stop until television has a major wake up call and realizes we don't want reality tv, and stop spamming us.

  179. Re:Draw by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    " I got two words for ya!"

    Mick Foley.

    "You can't fake gravity". So look at it as a sport of how to do outrageous looking stuff *without* getting killed. Mick Foley's biographies are incredible. He has a stunt where he wraps his head in the ropes. Except one time on a German tour the ring tech screwed up the tightness settings so the carefully calibrated normally safe stunt resulted in Mick Foley legitimately about to die. He yanked his head out of the ropes and that is how he damaged his ear.

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  180. Re:they can kick the teams form CSN and WGN does n by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Why would Comcast kick the teams from their flagship station? THis is Comcast buying NBC, not NBC buying Comcast. It isn't even a merger of "equals". Comcast bought NBC from GE. Once again, the Roberts' (father and son) appear to understand sports broadcasting. I could see Comcast trying to get all of the TV broadcasts for those teams off of WGN and onto CSN, but I doubt that would reduce their current lineup of CSN games.

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  181. Syfy is retarded! by Toasterboy · · Score: 1

    I hate wrestling, and I hate Ghost Hunters. It's all they show now. Neither one is science fiction or epic fantasy. Those idiots who took over Syfy don't understand that the people who used to watch SciFi don't watch anymore, because of their stupidity. They have killed off every show that was even moderately interesting to watch.

    The whole point is that Scifi was a place where stuff that wasn't mainstream could flourish. The audience doesn't want the bland stuff that's dumbed down for people with a 50 IQ. Now the morons who own it have turned it into another version of TBS.

    With Scifi dead, I have no reason to bother keeping cable other than the History channel, which is also starting to go downhill with stupid reality shows. (Pawn Stars is great though..it's actually genuine.)

    1. Re:Syfy is retarded! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      SyFy suffers from Syphilis. That's why they got that name.

      And one thing with Syphilis is that it goes to your brain - somewhat in the same way as a LSD trip.

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  182. Stargate universe? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    I was with ya till you mentioned stargate universe, if anything ever needed killing it was that piece of shit.

  183. Re:Wrestling? Ghost Hunters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know, seasons 2-4 were among the best sci-fi I've seen. The main draw was the well-managed story arc. For me, it was better than its contemporaries (st:ds9 & early st:voyager).

    I still rate TNG, the later seasons of Voyager, and BSG higher, but B5 was good.

  184. Little Sci-fi on the Sci-fi Channel by jonfr · · Score: 1

    The Sci-Fi channel is all but dead. There has not been a single Star Trek episode since 2004 (or something like that) since it was killed by UPN (now a long gone tv network or a station). Forget about having it on Sci-Fi.

    The people how run and control Sci-Fi do not appear to have interest in having Sci-Fi on the tv screen. It is all about cheap reality tv.

    While that most people think that Sci-Fi is only about space. It is in reality not like that. Sci-Fi can be a lot more then that. But not all tv shows are sci-fi shows. There is a lot of drama and comedy shows out there, they belong to the other tv stations and not Sci-Fi channel. All reality shows should be canceled. They are all rubbish and not worth the effort to watch. They only make them because they are cheap and easy to make.

    The former channel known as Sci-Fi is now not far from a channel called Discovery Channel. But Discovery channel is today not about discovering thing (expect with the show called Mythbusters). Today the Discovery Channel is more of a military channel where they show off military hardware, they also have some other trash that is not worth watching. Same goes for Sci-Fi channel. They might have some sci-fi programming. But it is a minority of the programming and is today not the main line of it. While it should be.

    This is also a reminder of what did happen to a channel named MTV. There is no music on it today (just during the night and early mornings). Just bad and worse reality shows and South Park.

    There is a need for a new Sci-Fi channel. That actually shows some Sci-Fi for a change.

  185. Good channel going south.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed there was never anything on good nowadays on SyFy, sucks too cause I used to really like that channel. They had some really good things to, like "The Lost Room", which was a really good mini-series that they even had a petition asking for them to make a full series out of. But then just went south for them with their programming.

    Lets face it, a niche channel that stops serving their niche either needs a name change or a swift death. It is somewhat "ok" for some special event somewhat related to the channel on without being of its genre, such as Cartoon Network having an award show for cartoons but not the live action shows they have, but come on.

  186. wait, it is supposed to make sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know, why run a music channel that shows no music?
    or a history channel that likes swamp people, truckers and hillbillies?
    or a "Learning Channel" that has not much to teach except how not to exploit your family for tv profit and pseudo-fame?
    or "Discovering" the world around you, namely motrocycle shops?
    or "Traveling" to a place where a guy eats grotesque amounts of food for a 1/2 hour?
    or a "Pro-Women's" network that shows murderers and bad girls?

  187. Wrestling was the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought SciFi was dead when they started showing wrestling.

  188. Re:Borders by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 0

    In 2011 America, Borders stops wanting you!

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  189. I blame the public schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to appeal to the broadest base to compete. Since we now have 200-400 channels showing mainly reality shows, I blame the public school system for creating cave people capable only of appreciating a good clubbing. I think I just insulted cave people.

  190. Re:Draw by Amouth · · Score: 1

    ok - so call it a sport on how to "do outrageous looking stuff *without* getting killed" - and give it a name

    wrestling is already taken by a legit sport that does not fit that description - so please pick a different name.

    when i was in school that was actually the hardest part in recruiting people for wrestling.. no mater how many times you explained it the kids parent(s) would think/envision the fake shit and say "no my son can't participate" we even had some parents try to get the program canceled without even knowing what it really was.

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  191. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That wasn't the issue. The issue was ever increasing religious BS. The monotheistic cylons vs the polytheistic humans. The death and return of Starbuck, and other nonsense. Especially where it was revealed that 6 was seeing an angel, or something, in the persona of Baltar.

  192. Friday Night - not a death slot for SyFy by kevinmenzel · · Score: 1

    Friday night is a death slot on major networks, not specialty channels. For a channel with limited audience, Friday Night is when they can gather the largest share - especially for something like science fiction. As long as you keep the scheduling consistant. Of course, SyFy SAYS tuesday is their highest rated night, but that has already been proven false. And it's obvious that it was false to begin with - they want to make money, not science fiction - hence putting the highly profitable wrestling on their highly profitable friday night.

  193. Wish they'd change the name again .. by Jstlook · · Score: 1

    After all, isn't The White Trash Channel more accurate nowadays? I think the programming they put on that channel now is insulting to the entire science fiction genre. Hell, I think the programming they put on that channel is insulting to every genre.

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  194. Blame the writers by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    From what I can tell, SyFy doesn't hate Sci-Fi so much as it hates shows that require money to produce.

    Really, there's nothing inherent in SciFi that requires $2.4M per episode to produce. Some of my favorite SciFi show episodes of all time basically amount to a few people sitting in a room having a conversation.

    Do good writers cost $2.4M per episode? Of course not. I think many in the SciFi business are just really bad at business to not see this.

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  195. Apple invents Lauchpad! by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    It's great to see the innovation our corporate fathers are providing us in marketing, first Google invents chrome, now Apple invents Launchpad! I hear rumors Microsoft is going to invent a new virtual assistant called Firefox! What new names will they come up with tomorrow?

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  196. I don't have Cable TV... by zenasprime · · Score: 1

    ...so I could care less I guess. :)

  197. Its just like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discovery - American Chopper and copies channel because we like seeing 2 fat annoying biker guys go at (excluding MythBusters and Dirty Jobs)
    History - Pawn Shop shows, because Americans are retarded and can't handle real history unless its associated with Pop Culture
    HGTV - Reality TV, because we want to see whats over the fence and what the Smiths have
    TLC - Wedding Bonanza! and f***ing cakes!
    Travel - Fat guys gorging their fat faces and attempting to tell you its Middle America
    Food - Iron Chef!

    Comedy Central has it correct. Show me something funny and you got it!

  198. Competition by Roger+Wilcox · · Score: 1

    I had assumed this was why they changed their name from "Sci Fi" to "Syfy" a few years ago. Based on the programming they were airing back then, it was apparent to me that they didn't feel their science fiction platform was sustainable.

    This same phenomenon has occurred with a sizable percentage of cable stations over the course of the last decade or so. Turns out, in the world of TV , niche marketing is a less viable strategy than had been originally thought.

    Remeber when MTV abandoned the music-only format and found success aiming for the lowest common denominator? Other stations have followed, moving farther and farther from their niche roots and closer and closer to the mainstream. Anyone remember old school Discovery channel--shows about science and nature? Now they have Mythbusters and American Chopper. These stations are only doing what they feel is necessary to compete with the broadcast networks for advertising dollars.

  199. Not *that* bad.. by modi123 · · Score: 1

    Come on... Sure they shit canned two bs sequels (admittedly of shows I didn't give a pint of rat's milk for), but what about Warehouse 13 or Eureka? Lattimre and Micca were a great funny couple. That and Eureka's little super arching plot was pretty stellar. Two quality shows. Sanctuary is starting to get my attention this last season as well!

    Accordingly to TV guide:
    Syfy has acquired all 31 episodes of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, which will debut on Thursday, April 7, the network announced Tuesday.
    http://www.tvguide.com/News/Syfy-Terminator-Stargate-1029750.aspx

    Great.. I didn't care for that show much on fox, but if it's floating around I'll watch. Hell I'll watch more 'Face/Off' (*sigh* sans Nick Cage and Johnny T) if it means less wrestling. Truthfully I finally got most of the episodes for 'Enterprise' watched (thanks Syfy!) and I really did enjoy the show. It didn't piss me off like Voyager so that was a high five.

    My question is where's my reshowing of Babylon 5 or Deep Space Nine?

  200. Killed by its own fan base by 517714 · · Score: 1

    I am certain that the perception of the original audience was not a great demographic.

    Viewers who are:

    * Sufficiently intelligent that trying to sell them products using, "New and improved" was futile.

    * Living in their mother's basement without disposable income or the decision making position of most purchases.

    * Tech savvy, capable, and willing to pirate content.

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  201. 3 things killed TV sci-fi (and not just on SyFy) by jonwil · · Score: 1

    1.Piracy (more and more geeks tend to download shows rather than pay extra for channels like SyFy)
    2.DVRs. (even when geeks DO have SyFy and other such channels, they rarely watch content live, they just set the DVR to record it and watch it later when they can fast forward most of the ads)
    and 3.Advertising. (the demographic that likes shows like Stargate and Star Trek and Farscape tends not to be the demographic that those companies with TV advertising dollars wants to advertise to)

  202. A supranational assessment code by GeneralSunTzu · · Score: 1

    Rather that push my favourite show/novel/TV series, I take the liberty of proposing an assessment code which is not only for Americans.
    1. Thou shalt not compare books with movies, ever;
    2. Thou shalt not compare movies with video games, ever;
    3. Thou shalt not vilify fantasy/hard SF/vintage SF/alternate history, etc.;
    4. Thou shalt not believe that the inordinate passion for vampires/demons/supernatural horrors extends to countries which are far less religious than the USA;
    5. Thou shalt not acritically judge any prequel, as so far, in most areas, from Star Wars to Star Trek to Caprica, they were chemically pure drivel.
    And, to prove that human beings are illogical, here I go now providing contradictory advice.
    Read books like "Twister", written by a real research physicist, if you want to read very entertaining hard SF, not Greg Bear, not Isaac Asimov.
    You will instantly see the difference from folks like Asimov (a biochemist) who had (forgive me...) a manifestly insufficient grasp of physics.
    Even I, research physicist, was always underwhelmed by his forays in areas he knew precious little about (a PhD in biochemistry does not make you an authority on particle physics or quantum mechanics or a number of other things).
    He even proceeded to top up his display of ignorance by publishing divulgative stuff on any possible subject.
    That he is still considered a saint by a sizable community makes me wonder...
    And to finish in beauty: casting a Scotsman who was famous for roles as e.g. the lead male actor in The Full Monty was not just catastrophic, but plain dumb. This contributed greatly to transform a would-be SF series as Stargate Universe into a boring reality-like show, eventually killing (deservedly) the show. Just like dreadful Caprica.
    Should I be so dumb to want to watch a reality, then I will go for the real thing, not for an SF travesty...

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  203. Dear syfy: by kikito · · Score: 1

    Dear syfy:

    Before you start putting Paris Hilton Best Friend Forever XIX,

    Could we have a Foundation series?

    You don't have to spend too much. I don't care if the robots are played by people in cereal boxes. You can save a lot in special effects that way.

    Just make sure you name one episode 'Zeroth'.

    Thanks.

  204. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by kikito · · Score: 1

    I liked it to the end. Because it was a story about people, not about technology. Yes, they could have done it better. But frustration? Nope. I was just happy that I didn't have to see starbuck flying a cylon raider by kicking its guts from inside. *That* was the lowest point in the series.

  205. Sci-Fi vs SF by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Not that many years ago, sci-fi was a demeaning term used by SF fans for low grade science fiction. I recall going to a con where the program book mentioned the distinction.

    I suspect that SyFy will be what SF and sci-fi fans call the current brand of low grade science fiction. When I first heard about it, my thought was that it sounded like a STD.

  206. Accountants and the SyFy name change by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    The accountants found that they had an audience back then and provided content. Now they have decided that the audience has changed so they have changed the content.

    Perhaps the name change is a good thing. It tells people that the channel is not what it used to be. Truth in advertising so to speak.

    1. Re:Accountants and the SyFy name change by inkrypted · · Score: 1

      I agree changing the name is like putting up a jolly roger. The real issue is you have to look for good science Fiction elsewhere these days and some other cable channels are stepping up like BBC America, TCM, AMC, or Chiller even. You just have to be observant. I for one say thank god for DVD and Blu Ray.

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  207. If you immediately know the candlelight is fire... by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    > SG:Atlantis and SG1 were great shows.

    SG:Atlantis and SG1 hardly belong in the same sentence. They were both set in the same universe, but after that they diverge greatly because of the quality of the writing. SG1 had self-awareness and good prose. Atlantis had recycling of tropes with bad dialogue. McCay being afraid of oranges is close to the best sideline going.

    SGA's writing has nothing at all on exchanges like Daniel: "Teal'c is so deep! Tell them how deep you are. You're not even going to understand this!" Teal'c: "My depth is immaterial to this conversation." Daniel: "See?" O'Neil to Daniel: "No more beer for you."

    The McCay two-people-in-one-body bit was a good episode--but they were few and far between. SGA lacks the dialogue quality of SG1, the character rapport of DS9, the cadence of B5, or the 3-dimensionality of BSG.

    To put it succinctly, if you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.

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  208. Giving up TV by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    I've had to give up TV because it kept interfering with my reading.

    If I really want to see a show, I wait until it comes out on DVD so I can immerse myself in it with minimal commercial breaks.

  209. People still watch Syfy? by Valcrus · · Score: 0

    I don't think there has been a show on there that I could bring myself to watch. Its sad I used to watch it all the time but when when I go there now I find nothing that even remotely interests me anymore. I would say the last time I even checked what was on was when they started putting WWE SmackDown on it... Other than it being fiction I'm not sure what other part of it belongs on that chnl.

  210. I think they've gone off the deep end. by ChasmCoder · · Score: 1

    I recently entered into a cable contract so that I could watch Sci-Fi (I won't use the new name). So far I am incredibly disillusioned. *starts singing* "Where oh where can my Sci-Fi Be...The Executives took her AWAY FROM ME!..." But seriously, Face Off, Being Human, Face Off, Being Human... 2am Highlander....6am Paid Program ... (Ok, so it may not always be precisely that...but it is close). On the weekend I definitely don't need to wake up early, last weekend "Paid Program" was on until 9 AM! I am incredibly disappointed.

  211. Of course they gave up on Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they gave up on Sci-Fi, that's why they changed their names you stupid idiots.

  212. SyFy meet MTV by yorkrj · · Score: 1

    SyFy is going the way of MTV. I can't remember the last time I saw actual music being played on MTV. I predict that SyFy will devolve into a channel that offers nothing but reality shows, pro wrestling, and other cheaply produced drek.

  213. Re:Give it a name by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    They already found one.

    "Sports Entertainment".

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  214. SyFy slipping away by forrie · · Score: 1

    SyFy has been suffering from the create-and-cancel syndrome that has plagued broadcast media. Too many programs are canceled due to a reliance upon an antiquated ratings system. Apart from being unfortunate, it irritates the heck out of me (and many I've corresponded with).

    Part of this may just be growing pains as they search for different revenue streams. I for one would pay a subscription fee or whatever if it meant that shows like Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, Caprica (just canceled) and the like could live on.

    SyFy's motto is "Imagine greater" yet they seem to be suffering from a brain disorder that doesn't allow them to think outside of their box. They should take advantage of new media such as Internet streaming services, get creative and the revenue streams will reappear. Shows like the aforementioned could continue to be broadcast over subscription-based, Internet streaming networks, etc.

    Sure, I don't know a ton about production and I imagine it's terribly complex and competitive and costly. But gimme a break, SyFy.

    In fact, I've pretty much stopped watching SyFy (I prefer SciFi) at this point. Everything I've enjoyed is canceled, other shows like Sanctuary are really starting to suck badly.

  215. Get some structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start with some Red Dwarf, MST3K and Firefly, get some Godzilla on there, more Trekkie stuff and build a base from there.

  216. Sci-Fi was awsome...SyFy Sucks by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

    If you don't like it you can always CANCEL YOUR CABLE !!!!!
    There are a million ways to watch your favorite shows now. And when you cancel let your cable provider know why.
    Personally I am a big wrestling fan. But wrestling is not Sci-fi and does not belong on that channel. (I consider wrestling a sport the same way I consider gymnastics a sport. The are no real points and who wins doesn't really matter)
    When ever I order cable I would always get the package that included the Sci-Fi Channel (Screw their new spelling), but after how badly they mismanaged a bunch of different shows I was losing any loyalty to them. The final straw was when they canceled Stargate Universe. Ok I understand not all show deserve to be on tv. But to cancel a show and have your cast learn about it Via Twitter, They can blow me. There were a lot of really good shows that could have and should have made it but Sci-fi screwed them over.
    How is anyone supposed to be able to follow a show if you keep switching the nights its on around. Or if instead of having a regular season, half way the the season you have a break thats longer than the break between seasons.
    And as for what they are puting on Sci-fi now. Its garbage. Ghost hunters. Dear god that makes Wrestling look real.
    Screw Sci-Fi. They have lost a customer for life.

  217. Re:If you immediately know the candlelight is fire by Skywolfblue · · Score: 1

    SGA did have a lot more interesting "Science" though IMO. SG1 wasn't all to creative about the scenarios presented (bla bla bla more jaffa, bla bla bla another primitive tribe) vs all of the interesting ancient tech stuff the SGA team runs into. And they had more CG space battles++ I do agree that all the other characters besides McCay are kinda shallow, though I absolutely love McCay.

  218. Truth behind SyFy by Liger-Zero · · Score: 1

    You have to remember this is the same station where the executive said publicly in an interview "The the SyFy channel is not meant for the science nerd that watches science fiction and still lives in his mom's basement" so if that is the attitude of the executives has can you ask if they love science fiction of course they don't they despise hard core science fiction fans. The downfall of scifi channel happen when USA sold it to NBC. IMHO

  219. "Original Series" by dwarfking · · Score: 1

    The part that continues to annoy me (more than the stupid name change) is how they continue to take and repackage BBC shows (Dr Who, Prime Evil, Merlin, Being Human, etc) and advertising them as "original series".

    Now they don't directly claim it to be a SciFi channel (hate the new name) original but they make no mention of the fact they were originally on someone else's network. Almost seems like they are violating copyrights for profit.

    I've actually started watching more BBC America, History and Discovery than SciFi, more interesting.

  220. It's still better than The CW by DedTV · · Score: 1

    Stargate Atlantis and Farscape both lasted 5 seasons which is a pretty good run for a series on American TV. Syfy didn't ruin them. They just ran their course.
    And SyFy gave us 3 more years of MST3K after Comedy Central canned it. And it's not their fault it ended. It's the fans fault really. With the show growing to cult status many of the license holders for the films needed to make the show starting demanding more and more for those rights. Eventually it got to the point that the show just wasn't feasible anymore. Sucess killed the show, not Syfy.

    Caprica however was just a terrible show. Maybe if they'd put it on the CW network it'd have done better. It would have fit in well with Vampire Diaries and 90210.

    Stargate Universe deserved it's death as well. Someone decided to take the Battlestar setting, completely rip off the plot of ST: Voyager and stuff it into the Stargate Universe but with the humor and charm of the movie and the previous 2 Stargate series.
    A show about a bunch of people stuck in a ship that didn't go anywhere interesting, didn't see anything interesting, and was filled with people who didn't do anything interesting didn't have much hope. Half the episodes were pointless filler and the other half seemed as if they were trying to build to something interesting but the writers forgot what that was before they got to it.

    And like many people have pointed out, a niche network whose niche is one of the most expensive genres to produce has to make some concessions. Reality shows like Ghost Hunters are a necessity as they're immensely profitable even with relatively small audiences as they cost peanuts to make. Ditto for shows like Wrestling which help attract key ad demographics. Splitting seasons so they can produce a finale type episode for 2 different sweeps periods and thus boost their ad rates is another tool needed by such networks.

    Syfy may not be all about Sci-Fi, but they still air more classic Sci-Fi than any other station and they produce some decent original shows as well like Eureka, Warehouse 13, and Sanctuary.

  221. SyPhylis by decarillion · · Score: 1

    The SciFi Channel's blog had it biggest comment thread EVER (over 1000) on their post of the announcement of their name change to SyFy in July of er....2008, was it?. Most of the comments were negative. I wish I could say the name change was the beginning of the end for what was, once, our fave niche channel, but it wasn't; it merely cemented its ongoing dissolution into drivel and tripe.

    There's nothing left to watch. With so many past sci fi (and fantasy) shows available, including those from the UK, they could have just gone the syndication route--I'd bet a lot of us would still be watching. Since they are a niche channel, they aren't going to garner network-type ratings numbers, but they could have gotten CW ratings numbers.

    The joy I felt at the airing of Dark Shadows on day one of the SciFi Channel's reign was too short-lived :(

  222. Not Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The SyFy channel should rename itself the horror channel, since all they ever broadcast are horror movies.

  223. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    1) That's not Eric Stoltz, that's Charlie Sheen. MJF never was slated for Caprica, but Charlie Sheen "could have" saved Caprica! (Yes, bad joke within a bad joke.)

    2) I thought a variant theme in Caprica was stealing the crime family genre (with no beloved head mobster, but on a different planet, in an Earth 2010 technology timeframe). Oddly, the "cool" twist was how technology was driving the evolution of power groups/alliances. (An old story in history, but not well done in cinema, or with this show.)

    3) But ultimately, it was a snorefest, probably with inferior acting, writing, and direction, so Caprica died a rapid death, on schedule.

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  224. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    I keep telling you youngsters, SG:U wasn't ripping off BSG, it was ripping off Lost in Space (season 1).

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  225. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    Being Human is a good timekiller, though its in the fantasy genre.

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  226. SYFY by Manty01Actual · · Score: 1

    It all comes down to this: NBC Universal............nothing more needs to be said here, except possibly the statistical data that conclusively proves that this company and any subsidiary of said company, can in fact f up a wetdream........................

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  227. who ruined sci fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did you get a new boss? who ever is doing all the changes should be fired. I used to watch sci fi 90% now it is down to 20%
    I like Being Human and the new movies,please bring the channel back to the way it was

  228. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If every science fiction show was canceled because it had a mediocre (or bad) first season, we never would have seen more than one season of Star Trek TNG/DS9, Babylon 5, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, etc.

    Caprica was mediocre to bad in the first half of its showing, but it looked like season 2 would have been awesome.

  229. Stargate Universe is not science fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a teenage drama, and it getting cancelled = good riddance. Stargate Atlantis was not cancelled by Syfy, they wanted a 6th season. It was cancelled by MGM & the twats in charge (Brad Wright & co.) because they wanted to make the piece of shit that is (was) Stargate Universe.

  230. SyFy-less is better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certainly less painful.

  231. Re:Caprica? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caprica was far more fantasy than scifi anyway. All that religious bollocks.

  232. Universe Killed Itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry brumgrunt but Stargate Universe killed itself. sify (as I like to call it now) had nothing to do with it's horrible directing and screenplay.

  233. SciFi died, from cable tv I unsubscribed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SciFi was the only real reason I kept the extended channels subscribed on my cable tv. Now I just have basic and that's only because it's a couple dollars more than if I had cable modem access alone. (seriously, $68 for both or $60-65 with Internet only) Thanks Comcast. Since SciFi got corrupted with all the other nonsense, I haven't looked back.

  234. Creating fear around science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently wrote this to the SyFy channel not realizing there's lot's of us out there talking about it:

    Hi,

    I don’t know why I’ve waited so long to say this to your company. Maybe it’s just timing.

    I resent that the trend in material associated with Science Fiction has slowly moved towards horror. I think if they were meant to be one subject they’d have only one name.

    Which is why I guess who ever is making the decisions there has changed the name of your channel to Syfy. It is both similar and different enough from Scifi that it makes it easier to redefine the genre than if you were to leave it Scifi.

    It seems clear to me why this is being done. To subtly support the masses away from science by associating it with fear.

    Would you please stop that? Make a new channel and call it the Horror channel. There’s still plenty of people addicted to their adrenal glands I’m sure it would do well.

    There is so much Scifi material that you are neglecting – I’m betting you’d actually get more viewers if you pursued it with even a little enthusiasm.

    I have to ask as I always ask for 100% of what I want. But I think that if the whole of our society were aware of your intentions I’m sure they’d ask you to stop also.

    I see the general trend of science in our race’s growth to be more rather than less healthy for us. Please allow the primary purpose of Science Fiction to continue to be a forum for exploring how science can improve our lives. And secondarily how to avoid possible pitfalls as we integrate it into our existence.

    I’m guessing the people running your scene must love fear and want to share it with everyone anyway they can. I’m saying no thank you.

    I see no need to for you to reply to me. If there really is a subversive element behind the SyFy channel they’re probably just snickering at my request. If I’m mislabeling your intent I’m sure you’ll forgive my impertinence and take to heart what I’ve said.

    Live well.

    Akash

  235. I LIKE SCI-FI BUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I AM IN AGREEMENT WITH SOME OF THE COMMENTS. I WOULD HAVE TO PAY TO WATCH BBC THAT WAS WHY I WATCH SCI-FI BUT IT IS CHANGING AND NOT FOR THE GOOD. THEY HAD SOME GREAT SHOW (SG-1, BATTLE STAR, OR YOU KNOW WHICH ONES I MEAN. IT DISTURBED ME WHEN THEY MOVED TO BEST SHOW TO THE 10 O'CLOCK TIME BUT I COULD WATCH THEM ON-DEMAND THANKS TO MY CABLE COMPANY. IF THESE SHOWES ARE NOT BEING MADE ????????