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  1. Re:Terrible on First Look At Wild New "Level 10" Concept PC Case · · Score: 1

    No Wi Fi?

    WiFi has no place on a boxt that needs to have a power cord plugged into the wall to function.

  2. Re:from TFA... on For New Zealanders, No More Phones As Sat-Nav Devices · · Score: 1

    they aren't addressing all the possible ways to being distracted. What about reading a paper while driving

    In fact, in most US jurisdictions, you'll find that "distracted driving" is a moving violation. If it's really severe (driving at speed while paying no attention to the road whatsoever) the cop can generally upgrade it to "reckless driving", which is a criminal offense.

  3. Re:I long for the day... on AU Government To Build "Unhackable" Netbooks · · Score: 1

    You mean Truth, Love, Peace, and Individual Empowerment.

  4. I say we start a pool on AU Government To Build "Unhackable" Netbooks · · Score: 1

    How long before it's completely cracked? One week? Two weeks?

  5. Contrary to what some people seem to believe... on The Fresca Rebellion · · Score: 1

    "Market Failure" does not mean "people aren't buying what I think they should!"

  6. Re:You can thank me... on Wii Gets Price Cut To $199 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got you beat. I bought a Wii *and* a PS3 a month and a half ago...

  7. Re:Eyecandy in cost of usability on Firefox To Replace Menus With Office Ribbon · · Score: 2, Funny

    But what a lovely singing Mozilla must have!

  8. Re:Yeah, Like Closed Source is better. on Nominum Calls Open Source DNS "a Recipe For Problems" · · Score: 1

    As long as they don't Daikatana us all.

  9. Re:Blow more smoke up our posteriors... on Nominum Calls Open Source DNS "a Recipe For Problems" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does the word "cloud" have any particular meaning?

    "Cloud" means "in our data centers", so that you're paying us money. If you're still using your own servers, you're not in the "cloud", and you're not paying us money.

    Obviously, it is absolutely imperative that you migrate all your services to the cloud.

  10. So, then, to sum up... on Nominum Calls Open Source DNS "a Recipe For Problems" · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...proprietary software company says you should buy their product instead of using something else.

    I'm shocked, I tell you. Just shocked.

  11. Re:Turn in into advantage ! on Alabama Wages War Against the Perfect Weed · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no, you see, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  12. Re:Doomsday Machine on Soviets Built a Doomsday Machine; It's Still Alive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, instead of having one giant conflict that lasts for a few years, we have a never-ending series of small but locally devastating conflicts that go on forever.

    But we weren't having just *one* giant conflict that lasts a few years. We were having a *series* of them. So we replaced a never-ending series of giant conflicts with a never-ending series of small but locally devastating conflicts. It's not perfect, but it's progress.

  13. Re:Problem on According to Linus, Linux Is "Bloated" · · Score: 1

    BSD however, really only has one user base - and they largely want the same thing. Stability, security, and performance.

    The same *three* things! Er, among the same things the user base wants...I'll come in again.

  14. Re:Screw calculator binaries; how about x64 driver on TI vs. Calculator Hackers · · Score: 1

    5. Get sued by TI.
    6. ???
    7. Profit!

  15. Re:COBOL made me what I am today on COBOL Celebrates 50 Years · · Score: 1

    Yes, I do. Do you know what the "2003" in Fortran 2003 is?

  16. Re:MIT Gaydar should be Facebook app on MIT Project "Gaydar" Shakes Privacy Assumptions · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's said that a lot of the undergraduate girls at college in the US are "gay until graduation" because it's supposed to be so hard to find a decent boyfriend (one figure I heard quoted is that there are on average 1.3 girls to every guy in undergraduate college in the US).

  17. Re:It's Not About Safety, It's About Macho on Nissan Gives Electric Cars Blade Runner Audio Effect · · Score: 1

    I love the smell of electrons in the morning!

  18. Re:He's A Jerk on Austin Police Want Identities of Online Critics · · Score: 1

    Wow. First time I've seen 3,000 described as "almost a million".

  19. Re:Long ago on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 1

    You can also have MVS up to 3.8j (released in 1982), which is apparently the last version IBM didn't copyright. Compilers, pretty much all 360 versions, FORTRAN (G and H), COBOL, PL/I (checkout, not optimizing) (it's actually about the only way to get a half-way decent PL/I compiler on your PC for free that I know of), and ASM F and G (but not H), and bunch of weirder stuff. SNOBOL or SPITBOL, anyone? I actually downloaded it and played with it a little bit--it was neat to watch the MVS IPL messages scrolling up as it booted, and then to sign on to TSO. No ISPF or PDF--that's copyrighted, alas. Some homebrew imitations, but nothing as powerful or useful as the real thing. Also no RACF (same reason), which makes it kinda tough to make a production system with proper security.

  20. Re:What has anyone Hird of the Hurd? on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows that the Hurd is for nerds.

    [gangsta pose]
    Word.
    [/gangsta pose]

  21. Re:ME on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only the same could be said of the users of said medical computers...

  22. VS OS? Nope. on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 1

    I was going to suggest VS OS, which ran on the old Wang VS minis, but, nope, Wikipedia says it's still out there. Dear God, they just don't die, do they?

  23. Re:The death of dinosaurs on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 1

    Think in CP/M, on which was based DOS,

    Well, if by "based on CP/M", you mean, "written as a quick, dirty substitute for CP/M while being mostly inferior", then, yes, it was based on CP/M.

  24. Re:Bob on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 1

    No, you don't understand the Microsoft philosphy. If they can sell it...they've succeeded. They couldn't sell Bob to anybody.

  25. Re:Long ago on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 3, Informative

    IBM 360/MFT and MVT

    They call it "z/OS" now.