Not everyone has a landline telephone service. Some folks have the physical line, but it's only used for their broadband connection. Here in Australia, it's called naked ADSL, and it's becoming quite popular. (local customs may vary)
Jeeze, don't anyone learn from history? Last time they dug up a frozen creature from the ice it began killing its way through the Norwegian base and then the American one! Burn it! You have to burn it!
Or even worse, it might become a lawyer.
Are you proposing some form of evolutionary regression? Hmm, I know that theory was popular in the 70's and 80's but apparently it's still around.
In the absence of an external interfering force (e. g., the army of the Soviet Union), the fate of a nation is determined by its people. Period.
I didn't know you could win an argument by appending a "Period." after your thesis.
What kind of funky world do you live in where a fish is a descendant of a monkey?
(I assume the GPP meant descendant rather than decedent, which, although undoubtedly exotic, would hardly make a very good pet!)
The better reaction would have been to piss your pants and faint at having had a gun pulled on you. THAT, by the time it got documented by the supermarket and possibly even in ambulance and police records, would provide indisputable proof that something happened.
Hahaha! Yes, immediately throw your wallet at him, then put your hands in the air and yell "Here, take it, just don't shoot me! I have a family!".
I'm a venture capitalist from Nigeria. Now if you'll just be kindly sending me your plans for your new transportation system along with a $1,000 processing fee we will begin the process of funding your project. Get back to me quickly! there are many projects we're interested in an only a limited number can be funded.
You have used contractions properly. You have made no spelling errors. Except for one word (beginning your final sentence), you have used capitalization appropriately. You have used correct grammar throughout your message. Your punctuation is sensible. And, if that were not sufficient, you have not even given a feasible-sounding fake name.
YOUR A DESGRACE TOO THE NIGERIAN SPAMMERS GUILD!!!
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Or to put it another way...
Being "made of words" is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a guarantee of comprehensibility. I receive a lot of email "made of words" and not all of it makes any sense. The words need to have context with each other, usually provided by order and punctuation.
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So that's where the term "Right hand" and "Right hand man comes from? :D
Uh, no. If someone is your right hand man, he's on your right hand side and would generally have his left closer to you, not his right.
So far, that makes over twenty variations on the exact same punchline. Now THAT, I did expect. My work here is done!
Not everyone has a landline telephone service. Some folks have the physical line, but it's only used for their broadband connection. Here in Australia, it's called naked ADSL, and it's becoming quite popular. (local customs may vary)
Hell, even the spanish inquisition had a default verdict.
Well, I didn't expect the spanish inquisition to come up in this context!
Perpetual, low-level war.
With Oceania, no doubt. After all, we have always been at war with Oceania.
Jeeze, don't anyone learn from history? Last time they dug up a frozen creature from the ice it began killing its way through the Norwegian base and then the American one! Burn it! You have to burn it!
Or even worse, it might become a lawyer.
Are you proposing some form of evolutionary regression? Hmm, I know that theory was popular in the 70's and 80's but apparently it's still around.
In the absence of an external interfering force (e. g., the army of the Soviet Union), the fate of a nation is determined by its people. Period. I didn't know you could win an argument by appending a "Period." after your thesis.
What you really mean is you mean is:
tl;dr
'nuff said! ('though it was tempting to post as AC)
So, how long do you think it'll be before decedents of these 'somehow' hit the exotic pet trade.
Already done... GlowFish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GloFish
What kind of funky world do you live in where a fish is a descendant of a monkey? (I assume the GPP meant descendant rather than decedent, which, although undoubtedly exotic, would hardly make a very good pet!)
I'm not daydreaming... I'm compiling!
The better reaction would have been to piss your pants and faint at having had a gun pulled on you. THAT, by the time it got documented by the supermarket and possibly even in ambulance and police records, would provide indisputable proof that something happened.
Hahaha! Yes, immediately throw your wallet at him, then put your hands in the air and yell "Here, take it, just don't shoot me! I have a family!".
Hmmm, was it a bank that the Govt nationalized^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hrescued recently?
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan!
...
If he was not such a valuable archeological artifact, I probably would have tossed the bastard.
He's probably quite capable of doing that himself - with that porn he's downloading and all.
I'm a venture capitalist from Nigeria. Now if you'll just be kindly sending me your plans for your new transportation system along with a $1,000 processing fee we will begin the process of funding your project. Get back to me quickly! there are many projects we're interested in an only a limited number can be funded.
You have used contractions properly. You have made no spelling errors. Except for one word (beginning your final sentence), you have used capitalization appropriately. You have used correct grammar throughout your message. Your punctuation is sensible. And, if that were not sufficient, you have not even given a feasible-sounding fake name.
YOUR A DESGRACE TOO THE NIGERIAN SPAMMERS GUILD!!!
Walter M'Boti-Wakele,
Membership Secretary, NSG
Lo, the story was tagged "listvertizing", and the people saw that it was ignored.
Here endeth the lesson.
Religion: A large popular cult
Cult: A small unpopular religion
There's a guy up the road from us whose cockatoo answers the phone - when the phone rings, the bird screeches back in the exact same cadence.
Phone: ring ring <pause> ring ring <pause> ring ring
Cocky: screech screech
Phone: ring ring
Cocky screech screech
The same animal echoes the barks of neighbourhood dogs in the same manner. This might not be mimicry in pitch or timbre, but in timing it's spot on!
Happy place is the same user as untoward? Who'da thunk it?
A mod point, a mod point! My kingdom for a mod point!
---===WHOOSH!
Wait, wait, wait! You want to make NY cabbies sweat more?
"I love tofu" - riiiight!
Tofu? What part of the animal does the tofu come from, anyway? You see? It's like chicken nuggets - not even real food!
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imagination receive I of words not it sense the to context with by usually order and other is comprehensibility makes made of and of words the provided a being need a lot each of have any not of words punctuation by guarantee of all any stretch email made
Or to put it another way...
Being "made of words" is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a guarantee of comprehensibility. I receive a lot of email "made of words" and not all of it makes any sense. The words need to have context with each other, usually provided by order and punctuation.