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  1. They say.. on Coffee Consumption Strongly Linked To Preventing Alzheimer's · · Score: 1

    the first thing to go is the memory. I forget what the 2nd thing is.

  2. This story... on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · · Score: 1

    will be back!

  3. Re:This is the best thing they can do. on Internet Explorer 10 Drops Vista Support · · Score: 1

    A fucking piece of paper and a pencil is superior to Vista.

  4. He's... on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    Not yet DEAD Jim!

  5. Flux Capacitor/LHC... on Large Hadron Collider is a Time Machine? · · Score: 1

    Will it fit inside a Delorean?

  6. Re:Windows 1.0 was barely usable on Recalling Windows 1.0 At 25 Years · · Score: 1

    Err. it's still a waste of time and money to buy Windows now...

  7. Re:Wait what? on New York Judge Rules 6-Year-Old Can Be Sued · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the problem is that even the lawyer for the kids argued that the parents should be held liable/responsible for this, not the kids. The judge disagreed. Not only that, when the parents offered a settlement that would have probably paid for the medical bills, on behalf of their kids, the other family refused it. That's bullshit.

  8. Reading posts on... on Meta-Research Debunks Medical Study Findings · · Score: 1

    Slashdot can be hazardous to your health.

  9. Re:About seventy-three million Pascals on New Fish Species Discovered 4.5 Miles Under the Ocean · · Score: 1

    You sure it's not 12 parsecs?

  10. Re:God = gravity, Gravity = God on Hawking Picks Physics Over God For Big Bang · · Score: 1

    Wait... I thought that was duct tape?

  11. The Princess Bride Reference on Where Were You When PLATO Was Born? · · Score: 1
    Remember Aristotle, Plato, Socrates?

    Morons!

  12. Re:Idiotic on Scientists Question Safety of New Airport Scanners · · Score: 1

    Probably a body cavity search similar to Goatse.cx (I won't link to it :) )

  13. Re:What? on Was Flight Ban Over Ash an Overreaction? · · Score: 1

    Better yet, put that SOB on a plane with his family and let it fly through an ash cloud. Bet he'll change his tune as soon as he realizes he and his family are in danger...

  14. Big Deal... on US Lawmakers Eyeing National ID Card · · Score: 1
    We already have one. It's called a Social Security Card...

    Social Security is nothing more than a contract between you and the government to pay your taxes.

  15. Shit... on Internet Explorer 9 Will Not Support Windows XP · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I have to go back to IE6??

  16. Ok... on LHC Will Be Shut Down In 2011 Because of "Mistake" · · Score: 1

    so the movie 2012 was off by a year.

  17. What about a court order? on Web Copyright Crackdown On the Way · · Score: 1

    Hosting providers shouldn't just take down a site based on a letter from Attributor. There's something called "Fair Use". also why should the hosting provider take the risk of taking down a site? Whose to say that Attibutor is not making a mistake and accusing the wrong publisher? Let a court decide, not some stupid start up trying to make a buck.

  18. Re:F1rst on Microsoft Says, Don't Press the F1 Key In XP · · Score: 1
    F1rst P0st

    Fixed that for ya.

  19. Re:Or chewing gum on Federal Judge Orders Schools To Stop Laptop Spying · · Score: 1
  20. Re:Beautiful pictures on Space Photos Taken From Shed Stun Astronomers · · Score: 1

    Wedding are boring... Bet it will do honeymoons though.

  21. Re:Theory bites back on Airport Access IDs Hacked In Germany · · Score: 1

    You sure it wasn't ROT13?

  22. Re:And the worst case scenario? on A Look At the Safety of Google Public DNS · · Score: 1

    You mean like all the times that Microsoft gets blasted when they are just providing a new FREE service? *ducks*

    Microsoft is giving away free ducks?

  23. My wife said I have a gambling problem... on Government Delays New Ban On Internet Gambling · · Score: 1

    I said "No I don't... Wanna bet?"

  24. Does it... on CIA Manual Thought Lost In 1973 Available On Amazon · · Score: 1
    explain how David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear???

    If not, then I don't want it.

  25. Re:Well, something *has* changed on Google Apologizes For "Michelle Obama" Results · · Score: 1

    That's because it was a self portrait.