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  1. Re: Shredders? Re:Hot Dang! on IBM Subpoenas Several Companies in SCO Case · · Score: 1


    > might be. Might be on 16 tapes,3 tapes, one tape, only on hard drives, offsite someplace overseas out of the reach of subpoenas perhaps. We don't know, there's no hard nor fast rule there. Might be emails only, or faxes.

    And won't it be funny when the police pull into Redmond with a fleet of trucks to haul off all their computing equipment for examination at their leisure.

  2. Re: Sounds like it might be handy as bike armour. on Military Develops Liquid Body Armor · · Score: 1


    > If this stuff goes rigid when there's an impact it might just distribute the impulse over a large enough area to reduce the internal injuries.

    I thought the goal for bikers was to avoid being spread out over too large an area.

  3. Re: Next James Bond Movie! on Military Develops Liquid Body Armor · · Score: 1


    > No, the Elizabeth Hurley fembot had machine guns, not armor in her breasts

    But the next generation of fembots will be able to pass the foreplay test and then beat you to death with their bouncies.

  4. Re: Next James Bond Movie! on Military Develops Liquid Body Armor · · Score: 1


    > Shear-hardening breast implants are no joke - soft and pliable when you're nice to them, but try to bite down hard, and you're going to lose some teeth.

    Also a cheap Viagra substitute for the S&M crowd.

  5. Re: It sounds like hitting water at high speed on Military Develops Liquid Body Armor · · Score: 1


    > There's an old trick with a paper towel tube, some salt, and wax paper.

    The way I heard it, you use a gerbil instead of the salt and wax paper.

  6. Re: Was it just me? on WormRadar Node Volunteers Help Graph Attacks · · Score: 1


    > Did anyone else read the headline as: WormRadar Nude Volunteers Help Graph Attacks

    At first I read it as "That hot babe you saw at the store this afternoon is trying to track you down for a weekend of hot sex", but I rubbed my eyes and it went away.

  7. Re: Not that impressive really .... on Factory Testing of Airborne Laser Cannon Completed · · Score: 2, Funny


    > Call me when they manage to strap the fricking thing to a shark :)

    You could strap a shark to the bottom of the airplane...

  8. Re: Honestly... on 31 Lawsuits Filed Over Alleged JPEG Patent · · Score: 1


    PNG and JPEG are for very different purposes.

    JPEG for porn, PNG for everything else?

  9. Re:I thought you had to defend your patents? on 31 Lawsuits Filed Over Alleged JPEG Patent · · Score: 1


    > The suing company bought another company that originally held the patent. Then waited a bit, tried to "negotiate" (I read that as "extort") with some big name companies, and has now chosen to sue after discussions failed.

    Sounds like they're hoping for an investment from Baystar.

  10. Re: Global warming not our fault? on UK Releases Global Warming Report · · Score: 1


    > Thinking humans can make or break it is arrogant and egotistical, to say the least.

    That's an odd sentiment.

    What, precisely, are the bounds on how bigh a mess we can make, or how badly we can screw up?

    And why would higher bounds be more arrogant/egotistical than lower ones?

  11. Re: China and India are adding up on UK Releases Global Warming Report · · Score: 1


    > Offshore outsourcing and following knowledge transfer are the reasons for this exponential grows.

    Yes, and think how much more of the world will be "offshore" after the sea level rises!

  12. Re: Perhaps they should think before they build on UK Releases Global Warming Report · · Score: 1


    > Global warming probably has no chance to wipe us out as a species, but it certainly could - and probably will - lead to widespread famine and disease.

    To say nothing of warfare, as everyone scrambles to come out on top (or merely survive) in the "new world order".

  13. Re: What a bunch of morons at Baystar on BayStar Interviewed Regarding SCO Investment · · Score: 5, Funny


    > We all know the type. Slick management type, wearing neatly pressed suits. Reads the type of trade publications that feature head shots of middle and upper managements atop articles full of jargon, but devoid of content. Power lunches. Golf trips. Owns a Lexus. Won't give a lowly programmer type the time of day.

    We all know the type. Scruffy employee type, wearing wrinkly shirts that have been sitting in the dryer for 4 days. Reads perl programs full of ASCII art that actually compiles and runs, though devoid of meaning to the MBA. Pizza lunches. Beer hikes. Runs linux. Won't give a snooty manager an honest answer to "How long is it going to take?"

    These fools with millions and millions of lines of code to give away somehow didn't get the million dollar bonus we got.

  14. Don't blame the military. on LUG Pres Resigns Over Military Linux Use · · Score: -1, Troll


    Blame the fuckwit politicos who got control of the country (and the voters^w justices who handed it to them). AFAICT, the top military brass doesn't like what's been going on any more than some of us 'liberals' do.

  15. Re: Wow... I mean... wow... on Giving Up Passwords For Chocolate · · Score: 1


    > yay for MIS directors that have no clue!

    What about the other... Oh, never mind.

  16. Looks like... on Brain's Cache Memory Found · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Interestingly, both groups of researchers were working strictly with visual memory. I wonder whether the working memory used by programmers, mathematicians, etc. will be in the same place, or a different area altogether?

    And what about the famous "magic number", 7 +/- 2? These people seem to be offering 4 +1/-2.

  17. [SEXUALLY EXPLICIT] Re: It needs to be a standard on FTC Adopts New Rule For Sexually Explicit Spam · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    > without being a standard label of some kind it'll ...suck.

  18. Re: Cool ringtones on Why Mobile Phones Are Annoying · · Score: 1


    > I've got some great ringtones on my phone:

    How 'bout the classic "Can you make time to talk to the President now?".

    > sounds from a late 70's pr0n flick

    The fake-sounding ooohs and aaahs, or the fake-sounding music?

  19. Re: It's the people on the phones on Why Mobile Phones Are Annoying · · Score: 2, Funny


    > one time I was in a bathroom and the guy in the next stall took a call on his cell phone. I immediately made all sorts of grunting, straining, and moaning noises as if I were trying to pass a moose.

    You should have laughed and said "That's a mighty short pee-pee you've got there, stranger!"

  20. Re: They're annoying because... on Why Mobile Phones Are Annoying · · Score: 1


    > I beleive people tend to talk louder while on a cellphone. They repeat themselves over and over. "Can you hear me?

    That's just a commercial, silly.

  21. The annoying part on Why Mobile Phones Are Annoying · · Score: 2, Interesting


    is the loud speakers. I used to see the same thing with construction supervisor types in restaraunts with radiophones, back before the modern mobils became possible. Now they do it with mobile phones, along with lots of other people who never had access to a radiophone.

    And of course, some people talk at the top of their voice even when they're sitting face-to-face with the people they're talking to. (And have a tendency to be complaining about their family problems or some other crap you particularly don't want to hear.)

    The ringers are annoying during a movie, concert, lecture, exam, etc., but much more often it is the overly loud yakking that annoys. I hate sitting in a restaraunt and having to raise my voice to talk to someone at the table with me because someone four tables away is hollering into a cell.

  22. Re: punctuated equilibrium on Bad News for Earth's Magnetic Field · · Score: 1


    > Could this be a contributing factor or even a causative agent?

    IIRC, someone has looked into this and found that there isn't any correlation between the reversals and die-offs.

  23. Re: This is Funny on Clear Channel Plans To Roll Out Digital Billboards · · Score: 5, Funny


    > > I'm curious if someone's managed to redesign a few billboards out there.

    > A far more interesting hack would be to 'Own' the billboard and

    ...use them to DDoS ClearChannel.

  24. Re: How long until some-one hacks it on Clear Channel Plans To Roll Out Digital Billboards · · Score: 1


    > I'll give it a week.

    I'd prefer that craxors restrained themselves until the billboards are widely deployed.

  25. Free butt shackled? on Two Takes on the Java Dilemma · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Sounds like a remake of Perils of Gwendoline.